1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	mirror jittery seal tooth	0		
3	chaotic helmet turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	upside-down lion tamer's ravioli hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	jittery disco mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	pulsating disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mirror mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	compressed moxie weed	1		
15	altered spinning gray ghostly strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 5
16	mixed blue magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 40
17	moldy spinning noodles	3	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	Newton's asparagus knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	wobbly studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	fuchsia chewing gum on a string	0		
24	huge ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	green blinking Dolphin King's map	0		
27	squat spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	blinking really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	fireproof Bjorn's Hammer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	fireproof Dolphin King's crown	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	ghostly Jim Carey's Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Monster Level: +25
36	boxer's Knob Goblin tongs	0		Muscle Percent: +10
37	hardened viking helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	personal trainer's Knob Goblin pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	jittery casino pass	0		
41	tolerable ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	good	
42	ghostly hermit permit	0		
43	narrow blurry worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	cyan figurine	0		
47	big stale hot buttered roll	5	decent	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	yummy big pulsating bowl of cottage cheese	5	awesome	
50	dog trainer's Rock and Roll Legend	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	squat experienced Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	wobbly banjo strings	0		
53	executive stone banjo	0		Meat Drop: +40
54	red Disco Banjo of terror of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	upside-down deadly 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	lard-coated Mace of the Tortoise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	moldy gigantic olive fortune cookie	10	crappy	
62	narrow ghostly oriole-feather headdress of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	maroon action figure head	0		
65	teal blinking Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	greedy rosy-cheeked Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	blinking Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	jittery bar skin	0		
71	Van der Graaf stakes	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
72	bouncing Sinatra's barskin hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	blinking barskin tent	0		
74	blinking Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	tumbling bouncing Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	jittery lightning-fast stick	0		Initiative: +40
78	squat occult pretty bouquet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
79	shaking bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	aged practically non-alcoholic gray ice-cold Willer	1	awesome	
82	teal ring	0		
83	upside-down shaft	0		
84	lime green upside-down Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	red spinning sword hilt	0		
90	maroon helmet recipe	0		
91	skewed pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	teal squat razor-sharp basic meat sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
94	stanky basic meat pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	sinister basic meat helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	ghostly dope gangsta bling-bling of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
97	asbestos-lined pimpin' meat hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	mirror dried face	0		
99	squat meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	mirror meat golem	0		
102	pulsating shrunken head	0		
103	censurious staff of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
104	upside-down scarecrow	0		
105	bland bowl of charms	3	decent	
106	twirling ketchup	1	EPIC	
107	catsup	1	decent	
108	bouncing lime green stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	basic meat staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
111	gravedigger's basic meat crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +10
112	miser's flame-wreathed meatloaf helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	greedy dripping meat sword	0		Meat Drop: +20
114	studded dripping meat staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80
115	blinking strapping dripping meat crossbow	0		Muscle: +5
116	squat energetic Bugfinder Blade of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	teal Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	skewed teal empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	supercharged Gnollish autoplunger	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
128	grievous meat pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	yellow third-hand nunchaku	0		Item Drop: +5
130	occult eyepatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	upside-down frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	upside-down Meat maid body	0		
133	blinking shaking Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	mirror dope wheels	0		
138	bouncing ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	narrow anticheese	0		
143	cyan cottage	0		
144	blue stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	narrow energetic eXtreme meat sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
148	eXtreme meat staff of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
149	Lo Pan's eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
150	MacGyver's thinker's Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	medical-grade razor-sharp Elder Turtle Shell	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	purple therapeutic Newton's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	mansplainer's Oprah's Ancient Saucehelm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	chilly stylish Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	huge cyan Da Vinci's El Sombrero De Lopez of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	skewed guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	teal Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	bouncing wad of dough	0		
160	wobbly pie crust	0		
161	low-calorie spoiled ghuol egg	1	crappy	
162	bland ghuol egg quiche	3	decent	
163	clever skeleton bone	0		Maximum MP: +20
164	ghostly smart skull	0		
165	pulsating skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	rotten upside-down maroon ghuol-ear kabob	3	crappy	
168	skewed lightning-fast bone rattle	0		Initiative: +40
169	ghostly bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	normal tumbling lihc eye pie	3	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	normal uncooked chorizo	4	good	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	decent chorizo taco	4	good	
180	hand-crafted watered-down ice-cold fotie	2	EPIC	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	lime green bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	cyan bat guano	0		
189	shaking guano coffee cup	0		
191	spinning horrifying batskin belt	0		Spooky Damage: +25
192	wobbly batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	Mr. Accessory of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
196	squat disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	twirling rat appendix	0		
199	squat hardened ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3
200	spoiled rat appendix kabob	3	crappy	
201	half-sized adequate bat wing kabob	2	good	
202	spoiled purple carob chunks	3	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	flavorless snack-sized enchanted carob chunk cookies	2	decent	Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 45
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	upside-down hippy herbal tea	1	awesome	
208	olive tumbling patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	olive Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	mirror decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	frightening Tesla filthy corduroys	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	up-at-dawn filthy knitted dread sack	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	purple Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	bland carob brownies	3	decent	
217	half-sized flavorless blurry herb brownies	2	decent	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	gnoll-tooth necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	squat hardened phat turquoise bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 3
224	ghostly scorching eyepatch	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	toothsome teal tofu casserole	4	awesome	
226	modified can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	smooth Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Moxie: +15
228	upside-down bouncing strapping Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Muscle: +5
229	forbidden Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
230	supercharged dead guy's watch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	narrow Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	fuchsia tumbling horrifying curative Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	watered-down lousy enchanted bottle of gin	2	decent	Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 25
238	weak hand-crafted bottle of vodka	2	EPIC	
239	upside-down lard-coated arcane researcher's Orcish baseball cap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	blue Oprah's dangerous Orcish cargo shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	blinking narrow supercool Orcish frat-paddle	0		Moxie Percent: +20
242	snack-sized normal upside-down cyan	2	good	
243	bland snack-sized blue grapefruit	2	decent	
244	immense enchanted adequate grapes	10	good	Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 40
245	tasty tiny skewed olive	1	awesome	
246	normal snack-sized tomato	2	good	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	hand-crafted salty dog	4	EPIC	
249	watered-down artisanal spinning bloody mary	2	EPIC	
250	bad skewed screwdriver	3	decent	
251	practically non-alcoholic bad fancy teal martini	1	decent	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 45
252	acceptable bloody beer	4	good	
253	drinkable shot of schnapps	4	good	
254	artisanal shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	EPIC	
255	perfectly mixed fine wine	3	EPIC	
256	bad skewed shot of tomato schnapps	4	decent	
257	weak drinkable extra-spicy bloody mary	2	good	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	narrow snake skin	0		
260	spoiled special bite-sized White Citadel fries	1	crappy	Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 15
261	massive moldy green White Citadel burger	10	crappy	
262	huge delicious piece of wedding cake	6	awesome	
263	flavorless chocolate chips	4	decent	
264	moldy narrow chocolate chip cookies	3	crappy	
265	lion tamer's satin pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	aged lightning	3	awesome	
267	red mullet wig of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	twirling gray shellacked meat cowboy hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	friendly sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3
270	picket fence	0		
271	mixed barbell	1		
272	denatured concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	altered cyan moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	distilled extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	altered huge jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	diluted suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 30
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	aromatic gasmask	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	shaking ghostly resourceful walrus-tusk earring	0		Maximum MP: +50
286	up-at-dawn ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
287	narrow hardy Boris's ring	0		Maximum HP: +50
288	skewed potato sprout	0		
289	wobbly Jarlsberg's earring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
290	flame-wreathed Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
291	bouncing greedy double-paned can of maces	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
292	rubber axe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
293	spinning pulsating asbestos-lined chef's hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	mirror ruddy pail	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	hardened demonskin trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	olive dungeoneer's dungarees of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	super-flattened flattened tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 55
298	unsweetened maroon lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67
299	quadruple-oxidized ionized blinking mirror bouncing pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 65
300	non-corrupted non-galvanized pulsating jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 15
301	lime green flat dough	0		
302	stale special miniature Knob sausage	2	decent	Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 25
303	spoiled diet yellow Knob mushroom	1	crappy	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	greasy Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	lard-coated Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	denatured jittery Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 41
308	Knob Goblin elite helm of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	fuchsia chaotic Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	experienced Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Experience: +2
311	blinking hill of beans	0		
312	Rosewater's Knob Goblin visor	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	savvy Crown of the Goblin King	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	decent bite-sized bean burrito	1	good	
315	spoiled half-sized huge bean burrito	2	crappy	
316	normal insanely bean burrito	3	good	
317	flavorless bean burrito	3	decent	
318	flavorless jittery bean burrito	3	decent	
319	small delicious blinking insanely bean burrito	2	awesome	
320	delicious cyan bat haggis	3	awesome	
321	yummy tiny menudo	1	awesome	
322	spoiled goat cheese	3	crappy	
323	adequate super-sized spinning plain pizza	5	good	
324	normal super-sized spinning sausage pizza	5	good	
325	bland special goat cheese pizza	3	decent	Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 50
326	stale mushroom pizza	3	decent	
327	goat	0		
328	weak aged green bottle of whiskey	2	awesome	
329	blurry double-paned goat beard	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	maroon glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Canadian	1	EPIC	
332	diet stale lemon	1	decent	
333	spoiled snack-sized lime	2	crappy	
334	tumbling ribald sabre teeth	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
335	maroon sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	tumbling razor-sharp consolation ribbon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	warmed blinking Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 16
341	wet squat Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 59
342	pulsating Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	extra-tarnished improved Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 67
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	blurry Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	Van der Graaf ninja mask	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	pulsating icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	hale icy-hot katana	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +5
352	Lo Pan's ninja hot pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	twirling ninja stars	0		
354	Sherlock's nunchaku of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
355	fireproof eXtreme scarf	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	ghostly vibrating snowboarder pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	spinning red Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	stale gr8ps	3	decent	
359	snack-sized flavorless spinning t8r tots	2	decent	
360	miner's helmet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	shellacked miner's pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	Jim Carey's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Monster Level: +25
363	lime green linoleum ore	0		
364	twirling asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	twirling linoleum stick	0		
368	olive linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	skewed asbestos stick	0		
371	purple asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	squat chrome crossbow string	0		
375	pulsating linoleum meat stack	0		
376	jittery asbestos meat stack	0		
377	tumbling chrome meat stack	0		
378	Jack Frost's nippy linoleum sword	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
379	resourceful groovy linoleum staff	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50
380	ghostly mirror horrifying linoleum crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
381	tumbling greasy ribald asbestos sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
382	scorching stylish asbestos staff	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +25
383	blurry ruddy hardened asbestos crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40
384	aromatic grievous chrome sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
385	narrow stanky chrome staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25
386	lion tamer's chrome crossbow of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	wizardly meaty helmet turtle	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	huge gray asbestos helmet turtle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	linoleum helmet turtle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	chrome helmet turtle of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	pulsating penguin skin	0		
394	squat cyan yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	lime green resourceful penguin shorts	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	blurry shellacked yakskin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	Annie Oakley's hippopotamus pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	wholesome eXtreme mittens	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	knitted swashbuckling pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	educational shoulder parrot	0		Experience: +1
404	Van der Graaf acoustic guitarrr	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
405	pulsating sunken chest	0		
406	bouncing pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	narrow pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	vibrating sk8board	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	Jim Carey's Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: +25
414	upside-down greasy crowbarrr	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
415	blue stiffened leotarrrd	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	bouncing auspicious safarrri hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	unsweetened activated henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 51
418	energized super-ionized Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 65
419	quadruple-unsweetened alkaline tumbling wobbly serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 48
420	deionized triple-corrupted tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 51
421	energized moist philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 67
422	nitrogenated squat potion of potency	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 44
423	corrupted cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 43
424	polymerized flattened upside-down ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 49
425	diffused oil of expertise	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 14
426	corrupted potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 50
427	sizzling box	0		Hot Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	bouncing nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	upside-down beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	tumbling acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	shellacked bloody clown pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	dangerous balloon helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	coward's balloon sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Clowniness: 50
436	maroon balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	gray chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	tumbling bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	fuchsia chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	box-in-the-box	0		Item Drop: +5
446	mirror nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	resourceful box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Maximum MP: +50
448	huge wobbly Usain Bolt's Lo Pan's foolscap fool's cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	jittery friendly clown nose	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Clowniness: 25
450	huge pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	bouncing pretentious palette	0		
452	blinking cyan bouncing disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	mirror screwdriver	0		
455	adequate jumbo olive	3	good	
456	tolerable watered-down bouncing dry martini	2	good	
457	fuchsia ye olde golde frontes of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	shaking pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	wobbly pixel potion	0		
465	shaking pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	flavorless pixel pie	3	decent	
468	huge ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	artisanal fancy jittery wobbly Imp Ale	3	EPIC	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 45
471	normal hot wing	3	good	
472	family-friendly diamond-studded cane	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	smartaleck's crutch	0		Moxie Percent: +30
474	cast	0		
475	fuchsia MacGyver's mask of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	tumbling shaking hellion cube	0		
477	fuchsia curative infernal insoles of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
478	pulsating evil arch	0		
479	yellow dodecagram	0		
480	skewed skewed box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	pulsating Tesla Mr. Container	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	mirror narrow Newbiesport™ backpack of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	scandalous hemp backpack	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	huge shaking huge snakehead charrrm	0		
486	huge mansplainer's Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
487	resourceful arrrgyle socks	0		Maximum MP: +50
488	guitar pick	0		
489	lime green drab sonata	0		
490	fuchsia careful clever mesh cap	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	huge enormous belt buckle	0		
492	scandalous experienced chaps	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	narrow batblade of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
495	catgut	0		
496	green cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	decent massive spinning papaya	9	good	
499	skewed gravedigger's denim axe of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
500	ghostly bouncing Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	rotten half-sized blue Elfin shortbread	2	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	decent tiny skewered cat appendix	1	good	
504	purple evil arches	0		
505	auspicious censurious gnatwing earring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
506	adequate tumbling Hell broth	4	good	
507	shaking huge sinister thunderrr guitarrr	0		Spell Damage: +10
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	mirror Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	diet decent red Boris's key lime pie	1	good	
514	toothsome Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	awesome	
515	gigantic tasty Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	8	awesome	
516	twirling Hey Deze map	0		
517	bejeweled accordion strap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	frosty kickback cookbook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	perfectly mixed triple-distilled jittery papaya sling	9	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	ghostly volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	mirror blurry fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	quadruple-wet chilled spray paint	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 29
531	wool special sauce glove	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	spinning fortified ladle of mystery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Sauceror"
533	teal Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	spinning dictionary	0		
537	pulsating pr0n legs	0		
538	miser's f3d0r4	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	liquefied wet pulsating Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 38
541	MacGyver's arcane researcher's draggin' ball hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	careful experienced 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	spoiled snack-sized purple narrow Trollhouse cookies	2	crappy	
544	lime green foul-smelling studded talons	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10
545	rotten Spam Witch sammich	3	crappy	
546	shaking tumbling green meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	tumbling 30669 scroll	0		
550	bouncing 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	huge normal pr0n cocktail	8	good	
555	sizzling drywall axe of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
557	irresponsibly strong tolerable whiskey and cola	8	good	
558	bland immense papaya taco	10	decent	
559	blurry razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	jumbo stale stalk of asparagus	5	decent	
561	mirror pregnant mushroom	0		
562	tumbling ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	artisanal Mad Train wine	4	EPIC	
565	brainy hobo gloves	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
566	twirling nippy bum cheek	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	immense adequate Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6	good	
569	rotten Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	crappy	
570	tiny moldy Chicken Sandwich	1	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	
572	tasty fancy jittery Children's Meal of the Damned	3	awesome	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 10
573	bland noodles	3	decent	
574	tasty spinning noodles	3	awesome	
575	flavorless painful penne pasta	3	decent	
576	immense stale shaking ravioli della hippy	7	decent	
577	normal immense squat pr0n m4nic0tti	7	good	
578	jumbo flavorless bouncing Hell ramen	5	decent	
579	massive adequate blinking boring spaghetti	7	good	
580	wobbly sauce of the ages	0		
581	teal schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	stale blinking fettucini Inconnu	3	decent	
584	stale spaghetti with Skullheads	3	decent	
585	decent squat red gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	good	
586	fortified ridiculously huge sword of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60
587	non-activated moist polarized super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 34
588	pulsating soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	adequate fancy mirror mirror cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 45
590	rotten cocoa eggshell fragment	4	crappy	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	green house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	double-paned amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Cold Resistance: +5
595	pulsating scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	perfumed titanium assault umbrella	0		Stench Resistance: +5
597	censurious Mohawk wig	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	jittery the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	sizzling pants of the Slug Lord	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	purple skewed family-friendly gravedigger's Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
601	blurry Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	gray Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	tumbling Gauze Immateria	0		
608	bouncing Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	shaking S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	fuchsia original G	0		
613	pulsating plot hole	0		
614	frozen squat probability potion	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 24
615	bouncing chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	denatured quantum improved Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 22
618	quantum magnetized nitrogenated Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 34
619	groovy needle	0		Moxie Percent: +10
620	activated non-quantum thin candle	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 55
621	jittery Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	twirling awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	purple Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ghostly ND	0		
628	lime green metallic A	0		
629	veiny eye	0		Maximum HP: +10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	skewed groovy furry pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	dangerous disturbing fanfic	0		Weapon Damage: +10
633	squat blinking red grievous wolf mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	shaking cool whip	0		
635	censurious paper umbrella	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
636	meat globe	0		
637	squat toaster	0		
638	maroon rosewater-soaked asshat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	adequate diet abominable snowcone	1	good	
640	shaking blue Ent cider	1	awesome	
641	rotten bite-sized huge toast	1	crappy	
642	jittery skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	pulsating wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	rotten fruitcake	4	crappy	
647	skewed present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	cyan wool Crimbo sword	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	Crimbo hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	Crimbo pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	purple exclusive ultra-rare item of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
652	mirror quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	wobbly blurry star	0		
655	pulsating line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	miser's star sword	0		Meat Drop: +10
658	star crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
659	star staff of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
660	clever star pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	spinning skewed brainy star hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	sinister star buckler	0		Spell Damage: +10
663	wobbly star throwing star	0		
664	wobbly star starfish	0		
665	wobbly Richard's star key	0		
666	Da Vinci's sage wizardly steaming evil	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5
667	castle map	0		
668	spinning curative spiked femur	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
669	spoiled ghuol guolash	4	crappy	
670	family-friendly lihc face	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	rock-hard personal trainer's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5
672	big tasty cranberries	5	awesome	
673	drinkable vodka and cranberry	3	good	
674	lousy weak enchanted whiskey	2	decent	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 25
675	Van der Graaf skull of the Bonerdagon	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	maroon Tesla badass belt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	weak lousy teal mirror roll in the hay	2	decent	
680	watered-down lousy slap and tickle	2	decent	
681	smooth slip 'n' slide	4	awesome	
682	lousy pulsating a sump'm sump'm	3	decent	
683	acceptable gray horizontal tango	3	good	
684	irresponsibly strong delicious pink pony	7	awesome	
685	wholesome dangerous Mr. Shirt of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
686	red knuckles of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
687	extra-aerosolized pulsating red blurry blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 14
688	pixel hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	studded pixel pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	pixel sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	shaking arcane researcher's harem girl t-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
694	olive hale Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20
696	frilly shirt	0		Item Drop: +5
697	medical-grade soggy wofl t-shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
698	Rosewater's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
699	clever pirate shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20
700	rosy-cheeked filthy hippy poncho	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
701	wobbly rosewater-soaked floral print shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3
702	narrow lion tamer's coconut bikini top	0		Experience (familiar): +2
703	teal Herculean goth kid t-shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
704	hamethyst	0		
705	wobbly fuchsia baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	narrow pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	pulsating jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	hamethyst earring of the bloodbag of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +25
712	ghostly lard-coated healthy hamethyst necklace of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
713	yellow inspector's double-paned hamethyst bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
714	huge ghostly scorching coward's quilted hamethyst ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
715	wobbly Usain Bolt's baconstone earring of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
716	healthy baconstone pendant of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
717	spinning twirling Newton's baconstone bracelet of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
718	twirling lard-coated thinker's baconstone ring of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
719	jittery stiffened educational porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1
720	olive lightning-fast forbidden porquoise necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
721	huge huge aromatic porquoise bracelet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
722	toasty stiffened Rosewater's porquoise ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
723	miniature normal Knoll mushroom	2	good	
724	tasty small mushroom	2	awesome	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	greedy huge mirror shard	0		Meat Drop: +20
727	blurry hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	bouncing fishbowl	0		
730	wobbly fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	upside-down hosed tank	0		
733	wobbly blue hosed fishbowl	0		
734	mansplainer's razor-sharp makeshift SCUBA gear of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Adventure Underwater
735	curative easter egg balloon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	tumbling stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	spinning ribald tambourine	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
741	broken skull	0		
742	moldy spinning narrow Knoll shroomkabob	4	crappy	
743	low-calorie rotten jittery mushroom	1	crappy	
744	quadruple-adjusted hair spray	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 54
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	bite-sized decent warm mushroom	1	good	
750	bland mushroom quesadilla	3	decent	
751	spoiled cool mushroom	3	crappy	
752	diet flavorless gray cool mushroom casserole	1	decent	
753	adequate lime green pointy mushroom	4	good	
754	moldy cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	crappy	
755	special decent upside-down pulsating mushroom	3	good	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 15
756	massive spoiled mushroom	10	crappy	
757	decent blurry mushroom	3	good	
758	small bland ghost cucumber	2	decent	
759	blinking blue dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed especially salty dog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	toothsome squat spectral pickle	3	awesome	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	chilled flattened cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 32
768	skewed blinking spork of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
769	Oprah's voodoo doll	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
770	banded basic meat fez of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	foon of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
773	twirling grievous basic meat spork of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100
774	tumbling family-friendly basic meat foon of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	pulsating ribald kneecapping stick	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
777	curative iron pasta spoon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
778	slick support cummerbund	0		Moxie: +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	squat scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	energized tarnished ionized mafia aria	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 39
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	distilled lousy upside-down spinning spinning Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	flavorless strawberry	3	decent	
787	tolerable watered-down lime green bottle of rum	2	good	
788	special perfectly mixed weak strawberry daiquiri	2	EPIC	Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 45
789	acceptable lime green rum and cola	3	good	
790	mediocre jittery grog	3	decent	
791	skewed blinking crafty Mafia bow tie of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	twirling Sinatra's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only
793	denatured olive mirror oil of stability	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 57
794	concentrated chilled quantum blinking oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 29
795	tolerable yellow Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	lime green huge Usain Bolt's lard-coated curative cement shoes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	hand-crafted ghostly upside-down rockin' wagon	3	EPIC	
798	spirit-forward perfectly mixed blinking ocean motion	5	EPIC	
799	fancy lousy high-proof narrow fuzzbump	6	decent	Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 25
800	bite-sized decent poutine	1	good	
801	normal huge Knob stir-fry	6	good	
804	spoiled snack-sized Knoll stir-fry	2	crappy	
805	spoiled stir-fry	3	crappy	
806	stale squat asparagus stir-fry	3	decent	
807	snack-sized stale fancy cyan olive stir-fry	2	decent	Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 20
808	spoiled Knob sausage stir-fry	3	crappy	
809	decent bat wing stir-fry	3	good	
810	rotten maroon rat appendix stir-fry	3	crappy	
811	spoiled snack-sized tofu stir-fry	2	crappy	
812	decent big pr0n stir-fry	5	good	
813	bland Knob shells	4	decent	
814	decent half-sized olive bätzle	2	good	
815	rotten massive ratini	10	crappy	
816	small flavorless Knob stroganoff	2	decent	
817	flavorless menudo ravioli	4	decent	
818	plus sign	0		
819	twirling milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	olive bubbly potion	0		
822	bouncing smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	red effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	twirling baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	adequate super-sized royal jelly	5	good	
831	gray small box	0		
832	olive upside-down box	0		
833	deadly vorpal blade	0		Weapon Damage: +5
834	Jeselnik's cornuthaum of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	bouncing skewed weightlifter's ring of aggravate monster	0		Muscle: +15
836	rotten miniature mind flayer corpse	2	crappy	
837	weak mediocre olive Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	wobbly miser's baleful Mafia stogie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	delicious practically non-alcoholic Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	pulsating nippy fortified Mafia violin case	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	hand-crafted tomato daiquiri	4	EPIC	
842	drinkable beertini	4	good	
843	high-proof mediocre green salty slug	10	decent	
844	weak aged squat papaya slung	2	awesome	
845	gray MAHI fez of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	spinning heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	twirling hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	huge Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	ghostly many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	blinking sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	blinking balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	yellow shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	skewed palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	jittery wobbly knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	ghostly chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	twirling magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	pulsating skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	twirling lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	liquefied pine tar	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 25
869	huge pulsating forest tears	0		
870	wobbly Fonzie's fetus-smashing club	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	olive skewed rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	sizzling thinker's crazy bastard sword of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +10
876	spinning careful incredibly dense meat gem of dire peril of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20
877	ghostly chaotic Talisman of Baio	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
878	hypnodisk of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
879	improved quadruple-alkaline bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 33
880	bouncing rock-hard disbelief suspenders	0		Damage Reduction: 5
881	perfumed supportive bra	0		Stench Resistance: +5
882	narrow Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	skewed maple syrup	1	EPIC	
884	narrow sharpshooter's los chinos	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	olive axe of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	huge therapeutic balaclava	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	tasty balaclava baklava	3	awesome	
891	tumbling personal trainer's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
892	horrifying chaotic padded bugbear-smiting sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
893	delicious skewed lumbering jack	4	awesome	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	reassuring Ms. Accessory	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
896	nasty mansplainer's Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	upside-down smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	purple espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	wobbly 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	smooth Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	supercool beefy school Mafia knickerbockers of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	altered dry fuchsia tumbling squat ghostly Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 57
906	boiled Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 54
907	activated vacuum-sealed Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 16
908	chilled quantum energized pulsating Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 15
909	non-pressed Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
910	normal small huge dwarf bread	2	good	
911	flattened maroon blinking Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 56
912	concentrated pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 39
913	cold-filtered adjusted olive kobold	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 55
914	maroon hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	nasty manspreader's intergalactic pom poms	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	pulsating stanky Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	manspreader's Radio Free Pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	maroon personal trainer's Radio Free Foil	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	snack-sized rotten radio button candy	2	crappy	
922	groovy severed rocking horse head	0		Moxie Percent: +10
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	narrow maroon dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	ionized pickled blue bouncing Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 27
927	smooth Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	extremely unsafe fuzzy bracelets	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
929	arse-shooting crossbow of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
931	smooth spirit-forward spiced rum	5	awesome	
932	drinkable practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	good	
933	enchanted rotten small candy cane	2	crappy	Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 25
934	stale bouncing gingerbread bugbear	4	decent	
935	imitation nice watch of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	wobbly plastic sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	bouncing toasty bowler	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	ruddy experienced bow staff	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	shaking bowlegged pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	delicious high-proof martini	9	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	weak bad grogtini	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	fortified tolerable jittery red cherry bomb	5	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	bouncing extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	knitted foul-smelling hockey mask	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	cyan upside-down mirror orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	hardy fez of etymology	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	spoiled carob chunk noodles	4	crappy	
957	massive bland skewed chorizo brownies	8	decent	
958	spoiled chocolate and tomato pizza	3	crappy	
959	squat flange	0		
960	cyan clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	dog trainer's Oprah's plastic seal clubber	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1
964	spinning lime green baleful strapping plastic turtle tamer	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25
965	Oprah's boxer's plastic pastamancer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
966	Socratic plastic sauceror of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15
967	narrow grievous plastic disco bandit of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
968	pulsating asbestos-lined gravedigger's plastic accordion thief	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
969	Newton's plastic mosquito	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
970	skewed Jim Carey's plastic leprechaun	0		Monster Level: +25
971	purple sharpshooter's plastic levitating potato	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
972	sharpshooter's plastic angry goat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
973	resourceful plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Maximum MP: +50
974	ruddy plastic fuzzy dice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
975	skewed plastic pirate skeleton of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
976	mirror cyan razor-sharp plastic barrrnacle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
977	greedy plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Meat Drop: +20
978	plastic stab bat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
979	Lo Pan's plastic grue	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
980	fortified plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Damage Absorption: +60
981	gray mirror MacGyver's plastic ghuol whelp	0		Maximum MP: +100
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
983	ghostly censurious plastic cocoabo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
984	extremely unsafe plastic star starfish	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
985	ribald plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
986	blurry Sherlock's plastic killer bee	0		Item Drop: +25
987	huge deadly plastic Cheshire bat	0		Weapon Damage: +5
988	tumbling thinker's plastic coffee pixie	0		Mysticality: +10
989	medical-grade plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
990	plastic hermit of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
991	blue plastic Boris of the ox of chilblains of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
992	purple blurry steel-toed stylish plastic Jarlsberg of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
993	fortified plastic Sneaky Pete of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100
994	quilted plastic Susie	0		Damage Absorption: +40
995	adequate Lucky Surprise Egg	3	good	
998	wobbly mirror maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	gray maid head	0		
1000	green Meat maid	0		
1002	tumbling Oprah's Xlyinia's notebook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1003	soda water	0		
1004	practically non-alcoholic acceptable maroon bottle of tequila	1	good	
1005	perfectly mixed boxed wine	3	EPIC	
1006	moldy maroon cherry	3	crappy	
1007	curative coconut shell	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	wicked ice cubes	0		Spell Damage: +5
1009	lousy vodka martini	3	decent	
1010	weak mediocre whiskey and soda	2	decent	
1011	perfectly mixed triple-distilled monkey wrench	6	EPIC	
1012	smooth tequila sunrise	4	awesome	
1013	strong mediocre bouncing margarita	5	decent	
1014	acceptable strawberry wine	4	good	
1015	artisanal wine spritzer	3	EPIC	
1016	mediocre watered-down perpendicular hula	2	decent	
1017	fancy hand-crafted ducha de oro	3	EPIC	Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 20
1018	bad maroon calle de miel	3	decent	
1019	watered-down mediocre blurry dry vodka martini	2	decent	
1020	enchanted artisanal old-fashioned	3	EPIC	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
1021	drinkable jittery tequila with training wheels	4	good	
1022	practically non-alcoholic delicious sangria	1	awesome	
1023	smooth vesper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	delicious irresponsibly strong bodyslam	8	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	artisanal sangria del diablo	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	shaking buckler buckle	0		
1029	fuchsia fireproof hippo whip	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1030	yellow penguin whip of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1031	jittery Socratic yak whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1032	pulsating brawny gnauga hide whip	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1033	squat gnauga hide	0		
1034	smooth hippo skin buckler	0		Moxie: +15
1035	auspicious penguin skin buckler	0		Item Drop: +10
1036	yakskin buckler of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1037	perfumed gnauga hide buckler	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1038	extra-concentrated super-deionized bouncing Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 49
1040	mirror Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	acceptable triple-distilled jittery beer	7	good	
1042	huge shaking blue steel-toed string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1043	pulsating grievous string of beads	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1044	shellacked string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1045	green hale plastic bottle opener	0		Maximum HP: +20
1046	mirror wicked brawny traffic cone	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	spirit-forward drinkable N. O. Beer	5	good	
1048	boiled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 45
1049	pickled fuchsia oyster egg	1		
1050	diluted tumbling upside-down oyster egg	1		
1051	jittery teal plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	distilled oyster egg	1		
1053	compressed shaking narrow gray oyster egg	1		
1054	compressed spinning oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	vaporized mirror puce oyster egg	1		
1057	mixed puce oyster egg	1		
1058	dehydrated puce oyster egg	1		
1059	huge puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	dehydrated shaking mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	pickled skewed skewed mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	dehydrated mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	purple mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	compressed oyster egg	1		
1065	vaporized purple spinning blurry oyster egg	1		
1066	dried maroon oyster egg	1		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 35
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	altered huge oyster egg	1		
1069	pickled narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 30
1070	diluted oyster egg	1		
1071	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	dried off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 50
1073	dehydrated jittery narrow off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 25
1074	dehydrated bouncing maroon ghostly off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 35
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	dried blinking squat cyan oyster egg	1		
1077	compressed mirror oyster egg	1		
1078	dried blue tumbling oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	shaking personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	yellow clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	clockwork hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	shellacked clockwork trench coat	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1099	blinking teal clockwork pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	prompt gnauga hide chaps	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	ghostly false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	bouncing unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	huge yellow clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	squat red clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	purple clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's mansplainer's Stupid University Diploma	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25
1118	pulsating pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	purple pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	upside-down blinking maroon inexplicably rock	0		
1122	blurry fairy gravy	0		
1123	baleful halfberd	0		Spell Damage: +25
1124	small glove	0		
1125	shaking spinning greedy Van der Graaf experienced glove	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1126	wizardly toothpick	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
1127	tumbling mansplainer's ninja sword	0		Monster Level: +15
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	studded sequined fez	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	olive beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	twirling purple smelly star shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1134	tumbling cosmetics bag	0		
1135	electrified colloidal diffused eyeliner	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 15
1136	denatured lipstick	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 15
1137	banded bicycle chain of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100
1138	bouncing blinking lime green jittery mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	drinkable mushroom wine	3	good	
1140	hand-crafted upside-down icy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1141	perfectly mixed extra-dry mushroom wine	5	EPIC	
1142	aged pointy mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1143	tolerable mirror flat mushroom wine	3	good	
1144	fortified mediocre upside-down cool mushroom wine	5	decent	
1145	drinkable triple-distilled knob mushroom wine	9	good	
1146	watered-down artisanal knoll mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1147	hand-crafted fancy irresponsibly strong teal mushroom wine	9	EPIC	Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 30
1148	spirit-forward artisanal shot of flower schnapps	5	EPIC	
1149	miniature tasty flower petal pie	2	awesome	
1150	mediocre special cyan bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	decent	Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 10
1151	sharpshooter's discarded plastic fork of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1152	narrow gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	delicious Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	awesome	
1154	denatured mirror tumbling Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	awesome	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	blue beefcake's wholeberd	0		Muscle: +25
1158	oxidized Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 12
1159	bouncing mariachi G-string	0		
1160	irate sombrero of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	galvanized pulsating blurry handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 55
1163	double-irradiated corrupted tumbling marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 39
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	fuchsia blurry plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	ghostly less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	ghostly cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	wobbly daisy	0		
1180	bouncing potted fern	0		
1181	pulsating tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	jittery ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	gray apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	spinning yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	spoiled mugcake	3	crappy	
1201	flavorless urinal cake	4	decent	
1202	adequate thick Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5	good	
1203	bland personalized birthday cake	4	decent	
1204	adequate small three-tiered wedding cake	2	good	
1205	bland babycakes	3	decent	
1206	small decent mirror velvet cake	2	good	
1207	flavorless shaking congratulatory cake	3	decent	
1208	normal angel-food cake	4	good	
1209	tasty devil's-food cake	4	awesome	
1210	rotten blurry birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4	crappy	
1211	huge balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	blurry ghostly anniversary balloon	0		
1215	lime green Mylar balloon	0		
1216	ghostly Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	skewed squat ghostly thought balloon	0		
1218	skewed spinning rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	skewed mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	supercool Mr. Balloon	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1221	balloon	0		
1222	Mr. Eh? of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only
1224	horrifying Oprah's steel shillelagh of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25
1225	green spinning padded beefcake's steel skullcap of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	asbestos-lined horrifying sinister steel solitaire	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1227	squat gray inspector's arcane researcher's steel scarf of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1228	spinning mansplainer's Annie Oakley's steel slacks of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	lime green flame-wreathed steel suspenders of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
1230	narrow rosewater-soaked clever beefcake's pikestaff	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
1231	huge inspector's censurious pith helmet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	sharpshooter's pocketwatch of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
1233	personal trainer's Da Vinci's pinky ring of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1234	miser's nasty pants of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	twirling perfumed coward's pendant	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	supercharged Samson's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1237	tumbling huge tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	healthy Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1245	shellacked Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
1246	family-friendly Jeselnik's Lo Pan's rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1247	cyan vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	narrow sizzling crafty rock-hard Bonerdagon necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10
1249	medical-grade Boss Bat britches	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	frosty careful Boss Bat bling	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1251	spoiled tiny Knob shroomkabob	1	crappy	
1252	delicious tiny shroomkabob	1	awesome	
1253	bouncing pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	spoiled jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1255	half-sized adequate blinking jumping bean burrito	2	good	
1256	thick adequate insanely jumping bean burrito	5	good	
1257	toothsome super-sized rat scrapple	5	awesome	
1258	jittery pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	bouncing blinking dangerous smartaleck's traffic cone	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	pickled Hatorade	1		
1262	family-friendly chaotic razor-sharp off-hand balloon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1263	blurry pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	enchanted stale bite-sized gloomy mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 20
1267	pulsating dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	pulsating ebony wand	0		
1270	squat hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	spinning therapeutic magic lamp	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1274	denatured spinning huge Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	electrified basic meat skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	acceptable Otorian Battle Scar	4	good	
1277	educational basic meat kilt	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	pulsating up-at-dawn meat skirt	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	wobbly flame-wreathed meat kilt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	blue healthy penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	penguinskin mini-kilt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	ghostly arcane researcher's yakskin skirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	yakskin kilt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	gray huge skewed up-at-dawn hippopotamus skirt	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	Herculean hippopotamus kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	banded furry skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	jittery aromatic furry kilt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	arcane researcher's gnauga hide skirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	gnauga hide kilt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	colloidal wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 64
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	ring of adornment of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1294	sinister ring of increase damage of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
1295	upside-down boxer's ring of gain strength	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1296	grievous ring of resistance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1297	shaking rosewater-soaked ring of fire resistance	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1298	tumbling ring of conflict of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
1299	pirate hook of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1300	Sinatra's monster bait	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
1301	altered jittery deodorant	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 61
1302	liquefied reodorant	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 33
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	skewed doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	quilted traffic cone of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	ghostly attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	olive comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	clever Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1313	narrow Baron von Ratsworth's money clip of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1314	family-friendly Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	pulsating Fonzie's rose-colored glasses	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1316	yellow facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	diet moldy special questionable taco	1	crappy	Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 30
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	auspicious time helmet	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	smooth time trousers	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	twirling time sword of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	asbestos-lined Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1328	energetic Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Oprah's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1330	chaotic Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	friendly Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	green Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	squat Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	shaking Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	spinning Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	ghostly nasty Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1342	huge picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	frozen Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 63
1345	polymerized corrupted squat Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	liquefied liquefied pulsating Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 14
1347	blurry loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	fuchsia miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	purple 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	grievous pinky ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
1352	drinkable irresponsibly strong redrum	6	good	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	maroon blinking pile of pebbles	0		
1355	half-sized spoiled bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	irresponsibly strong lousy wobbly squat Mt. Noob Pale Ale	8	decent	
1358	squat pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	bouncing ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	Da Vinci's disembodied smile	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	ghostly clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	thick spoiled tofurkey leg	5	crappy	
1366	toothsome blinking tofurkey gravy	4	awesome	
1367	moldy herbal stuffing	4	crappy	
1368	diet adequate can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1	good	
1369	stale tiny fuchsia yams	1	decent	
1370	fuchsia wholesome rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1371	gingham blouse of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1372	vibrating souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1373	skewed sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	forbidden plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	Sinatra's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	grievous plastic Crimbo elf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	nasty plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	plastic Crimbo reindeer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	extra-galvanized cold-filtered chocolate	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	fuchsia squat googly eye	0		
1385	narrow yellow stuffing	0		
1386	lime green felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	mirror top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	purple kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	pulsating Jim Carey's brawny duck-on-a-string	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	ghostly wobbly doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	Lo Pan's toy train	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	bouncing wizardly marionette	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	sock monkey of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	pulsating hale rag doll	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	manspreader's can of fake snow	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	supercool colored-light "necklace"	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	cool tree skirt	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	normal diet wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	delicious spinning bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	decent low-calorie twirling tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	zippy Unionize The Elves sign	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	ghostly sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	pulsating Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	double-liquefied blurry snowcone	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	aerosolized polymerized snowcone	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	non-flattened twirling snowcone	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	energized deionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	liquefied tarnished ionized jittery ghostly snowcone	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	polymerized flattened snowcone	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	Sinatra's traffic cone of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 8, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	mirror red blinking Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	executive quilted ice sickle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	Jeselnik's ice baby	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	narrow thinker's ice pick	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	blue extremely unsafe smooth ice skates	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	tasty fancy grue egg omelette	4	awesome	Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 5
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	bland fancy mushroom	4	decent	Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 30
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	colloidal spinning twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 54
1439	super-warmed hot powder	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 24
1440	pressed electrified powder	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 32
1441	nitrogenated liquefied bouncing powder	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 40
1442	enhanced extra-energized maroon stench powder	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 51
1443	moist teal sleaze powder	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 46
1444	alkaline green twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 37
1445	colloidal cold-filtered energized cyan jittery hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 54
1446	modified colloidal squat nuggets	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 69
1447	polarized super-magnetized boiled twirling nuggets	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 42
1448	vacuum-sealed extra-wet upside-down stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 15
1449	pickled pickled adjusted squat sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 66
1450	diluted twinkly wad	1		
1451	mixed olive hot wad	1		
1452	pickled wad	1		
1453	altered wad	1		
1454	vaporized spinning stench wad	1		
1455	distilled squat blurry skewed sleaze wad	1		
1456	huge double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	diet decent Valentine's Day cake	1	good	
1459	shaking arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	tumbling salamander spleen	0		
1464	lime green sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	purple suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	pulsating 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	shaking lime green lead yo-yo	0		
1471	blinking slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	upside-down pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	wobbly tumbling goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	ghostly chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	censurious Socratic rabbit's foot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	ghostly hang glider	0		
1488	maroon March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	cyan dormouse	0		
1490	electrified crafty chopsticks	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1491	rice bowl of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1492	spinning ninja mop of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1493	bouncing scandalous ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
1494	wet mirror sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	narrow family-friendly slick traffic cone	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	mediocre pulsating gloomy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1497	distilled bad mushroom wine	5	decent	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	huge whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	mirror fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	nitrogenated adjusted explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	red clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	tumbling wobbly rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	improved improved skewed snowcone	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	aged calle de miel with a fly in it	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	weak hand-crafted rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	perfectly mixed perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	practically non-alcoholic drinkable slap and tickle with a fly in it	1	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	compressed olive wobbly ghostly Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 35
1513	dehydrated tumbling lime green Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	compressed Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 40
1515	vaporized blurry Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	skewed gray KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	mirror vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	deadly Radio KoL Coffee Mug of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	narrow lard-coated nippy Radio Free Jersey	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1523	green bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	wobbly joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	mirror pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	Oprah's Herculean corkscrew	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	twirling St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	grass skirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	frightening grass hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	blurry grass blade of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	shaking raffle prize box	0		
1536	pulsating homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	fuchsia weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	hardened sparkly engagement ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	healthy Grimacite goggles of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	tumbling tumbling Annie Oakley's MacGyver's Grimacite glaive	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	red knitted Grimacite greaves of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	purple twirling rosy-cheeked sage Grimacite garter	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	experienced Grimacite galoshes of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	Jeselnik's Grimacite gorget of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	olive prompt Grimacite guayabera	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	therapeutic Samson's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1548	Jack Frost's curative Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1549	MSG	0		
1550	huge Socratic second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
1551	hand-crafted triple-distilled shaking bottle of Domesticated Turkey	6	EPIC	
1552	mediocre bottle of Definit	3	decent	
1553	weak mediocre twirling bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2	decent	
1554	artisanal bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	EPIC	
1555	artisanal weak bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2	EPIC	
1556	practically non-alcoholic drinkable boxed champagne	1	good	
1557	moldy kumquat	3	crappy	
1558	decent tiny huge tangerine	1	good	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	low-calorie normal cocktail onion	1	good	
1561	normal raspberry	4	good	
1562	flavorless blinking fuchsia kiwi	3	decent	
1563	drinkable whiskey bittersweet	4	good	
1564	bad mimosette	3	decent	
1565	artisanal watered-down spinning tequila sunset	2	EPIC	
1566	weak smooth zmobie	2	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	bad watered-down blinking gin and tonic	2	decent	
1568	practically non-alcoholic aged wobbly cyan vodka and tonic	1	awesome	
1569	high-proof drinkable vodka gibson	6	good	
1570	perfectly mixed huge gibson	3	EPIC	
1571	smooth tumbling parisian cathouse	4	awesome	
1572	perfectly mixed olive rabbit punch	3	EPIC	
1573	artisanal caipifruta	4	EPIC	
1574	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic teqiwila	1	super EPIC	
1575	drinkable Divine	3	good	
1576	special mediocre huge Gordon Bennett	3	decent	Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
1577	tolerable tangarita	3	good	
1578	artisanal huge mandarina colada	4	EPIC	
1579	bad boozy gimlet	5	decent	
1580	acceptable green brick road	4	good	
1581	hand-crafted watered-down vodka stratocaster	2	super ultra EPIC	
1582	aged ghostly Neuromancer	4	awesome	
1583	irresponsibly strong delicious huge prussian cathouse	8	awesome	
1584	practically non-alcoholic delicious narrow Mae West	1	awesome	
1585	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Mon Tiki	1	good	
1586	tolerable wobbly teqiwila slammer	3	good	
1587	miniature rotten pulsating green Knob lo mein	2	crappy	
1588	rotten asparagus lo mein	4	crappy	
1589	snack-sized tasty upside-down Knoll lo mein	2	awesome	
1590	half-sized normal lo mein	2	good	
1591	big flavorless olive lo mein	5	decent	
1592	small normal tumbling hot hi mein	2	good	
1593	normal narrow hi mein	4	good	
1594	bland skewed maroon hi mein	3	decent	
1595	bland tiny hi mein	1	decent	
1596	adequate sleazy hi mein	4	good	
1597	brainy Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	green Herculean Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	blurry jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	lousy practically non-alcoholic tangarita with a fly in it	1	decent	
1601	extra-dry hand-crafted mandarina colada with a fly in it	5	EPIC	
1602	bad special prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	decent	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 5
1603	aged Mae West with a fly in it	3	awesome	
1604	compressed pulsating teal astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	mixed mirror ultimate wad	1		
1607	extra-concentrated moist ghostly squat libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 50
1608	non-improved denatured huge spinning eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 66
1609	warmed perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 35
1610	oxidized maroon eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 33
1611	nitrogenated aerosolized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 22
1612	concentrated upside-down concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 47
1613	squat knitted coffin lid	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1614	blinking satin shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1615	maroon wobbly skewed ribald Cerebral Cloche	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	blinking stanky Cerebral Culottes	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	mansplainer's steel-toed padded Cerebral Crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	double-dry tarnished fuchsia pulsating astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	polarized huge blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	irradiated green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	irradiated wobbly orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	wet modified purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	quantum triple-warmed pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	prompt raspberry beret	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	lightning-fast pixel shield	0		Initiative: +40
1631	red beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	practically non-alcoholic delicious squat around the world	1	awesome	
1635	blinking blinking scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	dry adjusted quadruple-activated spinning blurry lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 26
1638	warmed lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 53
1639	magnetized concentrated bouncing lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 62
1640	enhanced vacuum-sealed lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 27
1641	magnetized wobbly yellow lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 27
1642	watered-down artisanal ghostly Grimacite Bock	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	yummy wedge of gray cheese	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	blinking and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	twirling ghostly sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	decent snack-sized foie gras	2	good	
1652	nitrogenated improved candy brain	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	Tesla ruddy steel-toed jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	blinking greedy brawny wad of Crovacite	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
1655	huge fuchsia dance instructor's beefy collar	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	twirling onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	teal frosty Radio KoL Keychain	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1662	twirling smooth Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Moxie: +15
1663	razor-sharp Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1664	skewed horrifying Radio KoL Maracas	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1665	huge Radio KoL Bottle Opener of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1666	frightening Radio KoL Patch	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1667	arcane researcher's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1668	medical-grade star boomerang	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1669	groovy star stiletto	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1670	narrow fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	wool grave robbing shovel of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +1
1674	pulsating occult superhero mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	pulsating styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pulsating blinking pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	coward's Oprah's sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20
1680	strapping staff of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +20
1681	greedy beefy bubblewrap sword	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1682	steel-toed educational bubblewrap staff	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9
1683	teal bubblewrap crossbow of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
1684	blurry twirling careful steel-toed styrofoam sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10
1685	groovy styrofoam staff of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
1686	up-at-dawn healthy styrofoam crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	crossbow of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7
1689	slick ribbon	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	green aromatic discarded bottlecap of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	upside-down perfumed wicked discarded torn-up glove	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	tarnished Vulcanized red salamander slurry	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 19
1693	ionized eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 66
1694	galvanized corrupted skewed Frogade	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 25
1695	modified mirror blue papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 32
1696	spoiled yellow royal jelly taco	4	crappy	
1697	diet decent tofu taco	1	good	
1698	bland bite-sized jumping bean taco	1	decent	
1699	yummy catgut taco	3	awesome	
1700	super-sized bland goat cheese taco	5	decent	
1701	normal pr0n taco	3	good	
1702	Vulcanized alphabet gum	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 54
1703	blinking Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	squat gray shingle	0		
1705	blurry flaregun	0		
1706	horrifying vibrating hardy sword	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1707	smelly curative flypaper staff of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1708	huge prompt fireproof Annie Oakley's grease gun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3
1709	nasty beefcake's sword of static of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
1710	purple censurious nasty wizardly wiffle-flail	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1711	executive baleful bubble bauble bow of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100
1712	flame-wreathed Sinatra's Frost™ brand sword of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1713	censurious Lo Pan's squeaky staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1714	huge coward's razor-sharp can cannon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20
1715	squat upside-down boxer's starchy sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1716	hardened starchy staff	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1717	blurry shaking coward's starchy crossbow	0		Monster Level: -20
1718	avaricious pestoblade of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30
1719	manspreader's hardy poutine pole	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10
1720	crafty curdflinger of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10
1721	rock-hard educational muculent machete	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5
1722	shaking Oprah's Socratic glistening staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1723	lard-coated smooth repeating crossbow	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1725	gray bigger stick	0		
1726	shaking sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	shaking sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	brawny dense meat sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1729	knitted dense meat staff	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1730	rosewater-soaked dense meat crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1731	huge ruddy padded deadly Spirit Precipice	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1732	avaricious scandalous smartaleck's smoldering staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
1733	skewed nasty healthy fortified hot cross bow	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5
1734	brawny sword behind inappropriate prepositions of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text
1735	hardy meatspout staff of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: 150, Candy Drop: +100
1736	narrow horrifying sharpshooter's carob cannon of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
1737	blurry stanky thinker's shuddersword of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1738	horrifying MacGyver's smooth hairy staff	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25
1739	jittery skewed mansplainer's wicked projectile icemaker of horror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1740	rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked buffalo blade of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1741	upside-down upside-down careful sage cheesestick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
1742	spinning Fonzie's potato pistol of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1743	spinning crafty savory sword	0		Maximum MP: +10
1744	huge sizzling savory staff	0		Hot Damage: +10
1745	Sherlock's savory crossbow	0		Item Drop: +25
1746	gravedigger's scorching beefy Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
1747	green MacGyver's soylent staff of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1748	bouncing twirling family-friendly Van der Graaf goulauncher	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	shaking Gnollish pie server of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1751	twirling Herculean Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1752	aromatic Knob Goblin spatula	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1753	ghostly jack flapper of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1754	wobbly educational filthy pestle	0		Experience: +1
1755	manspreader's Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Monster Level: +10
1756	yellow stanky huge spoon	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1757	pizza cutter of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1758	squat nasty star spatula	0		Stench Damage: +5
1759	squat sizzling padded foon of fulmination	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +10
1760	miser's studded foon of frigidity	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +10
1761	forbidden groovy foon of foulness	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50
1762	sinister stylish foon of fearfulness	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +10
1763	upside-down lard-coated Oprah's foon of fleshiness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1764	huge Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	squat red Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	squat Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	normal fricasseed brains	3	good	
1770	stale pulsating brains casserole	3	decent	
1771	scorching butcherknife	0		Hot Damage: +25
1772	Tesla corn holder	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1773	purple chaotic eggbeater	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1774	tolerable bottle of popskull	4	good	
1775	teal dishrag of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1776	immense rotten squat stale baguette	8	crappy	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	small flavorless jittery ghostly dinner	2	decent	
1779	katana of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1781	careful enchantlers	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	narrow aromatic ram-battering staff of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
1783	spoiled massive pulsating crazy Turkish delight	8	crappy	
1784	hale smartaleck's Snow Queen Crown	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	ga-ga radio of wisdom of courage of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	dry tumbling bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 63
1788	mirror jittery unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	aged watered-down Ram's Face Lager	2	awesome	
1791	blue ram horns	0		
1792	cyan ghostly Lo Pan's Travoltan trousers of temperance of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	MacGyver's pool cue of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +100
1794	warmed handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 60
1795	perfumed Counterclockwise Watch	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	bouncing gray animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	huge animal jawbone	0		
1802	twirling first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	spinning sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	yellow second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	red second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	mirror fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	maroon fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	upside-down third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	blue fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	skewed seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	jittery ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	purple huge left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	squat blue left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	tumbling left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	twirling left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	mirror right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	skewed right fourth rib	0		
1855	blinking right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	twirling right ninth rib	0		
1860	tumbling right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	upside-down right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	red left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	red left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	upside-down left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	huge left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	blinking mirror left tibia	0		
1877	twirling right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	upside-down right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	fuchsia blurry left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	twirling twirling right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	skewed left thumb	0		
1891	huge maroon right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	huge right second rear claw	0		
1898	skewed huge right third rear claw	0		
1899	twirling right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	1-ball of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1901	therapeutic 2-ball of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1902	ribald frightening 3-ball	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
1903	blurry crafty stiffened 4-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10
1904	Usain Bolt's brainy 5-ball	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +80
1905	bouncing Jack Frost's personal trainer's 6-ball	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1906	olive 7-ball of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	censurious shellacked baleful clockwork sword	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1911	greasy electrified clockwork staff of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1912	purple chilly sinister grievous clockwork crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	spinning clockwork shank	0		
1916	twirling Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	upside-down wallet	0		
1918	blurry coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wakizashi of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Synergetic
1922	jittery gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	cyan tattered snake standard	0		
1926	huge blinking KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	skewed scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	pulsating Lo Pan's greaves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	fuchsia wobbly wobbly aromatic foul-smelling helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	blurry purple bouncing perfumed occult spear	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable
1932	wool shield	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable
1933	huge teal dance instructor's pitchfork	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1934	cyan broken sword of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1935	asbestos-lined snarling wolf shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Synergetic
1937	Van der Graaf snake shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Synergetic
1938	skewed family-friendly serpentine sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	auspicious lion tamer's shellacked 9-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10
1941	ghostly friendly energetic seal pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	Jim Carey's personal trainer's turtle brooch	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	smelly noodle ring of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	rosy-cheeked extremely unsafe saucepan earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	Temple Grandin's shellacked disco ball pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	accordion pin of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	pulsating scorching rosy-cheeked worn tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	shaking gravedigger's weightlifter's tap shoes	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
1949	gigantic tasty Manetwich	8	awesome	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	bad bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	decent	
1952	flavorless desiccated apricot	4	decent	
1953	bad flute of flat champagne	4	decent	
1954	toothsome dehydrated caviar	4	awesome	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	hand-crafted watered-down snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2	EPIC	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	skewed inkwell	0		
1959	wobbly tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	blinking can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	electrified electrified Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 48
1963	dance card	0		
1964	grievous opera mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	Sherlock's Rosewater's Amulet of Yendor	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	shaking spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	ghostly plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	mirror ghostly shrimp fork of horror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	twirling cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	skewed gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	shaking gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	huge mirror sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	blurry scary death orb	0		
1986	blinking mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	wobbly angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	ghostly yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	shaking blurry rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	mirror rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	shaking jittery left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	blue blinking pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	spinning Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	jittery Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	skewed Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	purple Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	upside-down Roo trading card	0		
2009	purple Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	olive Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	squat Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	ghostly spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	twirling maroon cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	stale jittery cherry pie	3	decent	
2021	snack-sized rotten strawberry pie	2	crappy	
2022	adequate snack-sized teal lemon meringue pie	2	good	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	thick decent mixed wildflower greens	5	good	
2025	fancy bland narrow handful of walnuts	3	decent	Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 30
2026	decent miniature nutty organic salad	2	good	
2027	flavorless bite-sized lime green skewed super salad	1	decent	
2028	small bland pulsating narrow tofu wonton	2	decent	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	mirror lime green lard-coated sinister Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2031	wobbly friendly didgeridooka	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2032	MacGyver's dance instructor's bullet-proof corduroys	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	round sunglasses of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2034	crafty wicker shield	0		Maximum MP: +10
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	ionized bouncing huge radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 43
2037	polymerized ghostly wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 23
2038	irradiated modified ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 48
2039	jittery lime green x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	squat patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	olive hemp net	0		
2044	lime green mirror your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	snack-sized yummy squat brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	awesome	
2046	moldy half-sized frat brats	2	crappy	
2047	decent tumbling knob ka-bobs	4	good	
2049	smooth irresponsibly strong can of Swiller	7	awesome	
2050	teal twirling broken wings	0		
2051	blurry sunken eyes	0		
2052	mirror reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	upside-down bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	wobbly market map	0		
2055	olive snake skin	0		
2056	dry double-magnetized altered adder bladder	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 19
2057	tumbling pension check	0		
2058	ghostly picnic basket	0		
2059	aerosolized corrupted purple Black No. 2	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 64
2060	medical-grade quilted sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2061	green curative helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	jittery inspector's arcane researcher's shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +15
2063	massive delicious blackberry	6	awesome	
2064	mirror forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	bouncing knitted stiffened kick-ass kicks	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2067	shaking sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	vibrating beer helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	banded distressed denim pants of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	huge perforated battle paddle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2072	shaking groovy flashing novelty button of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +60
2073	green twirling glowstick of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	hardy anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Maximum HP: +50
2075	huge olive nasty spandex anniversary shorts	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	jar of anniversary jam of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2077	bouncing squat cyan dance instructor's bucket of anniversary lard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2078	greedy anniversary concrete fedora	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	Jeselnik's therapeutic makeshift turban	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	narrow stanky makeshift cape	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2081	hale makeshift skirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	blinking toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	bouncing mirror can of starch	0		
2085	diluted bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	distilled bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	altered spinning tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 10
2088	vacuum-sealed warmed Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 28
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	Jim Carey's baleful deadly arcane researcher's pilgrim shield of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	skewed bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	bouncing narrow hors d'oeuvre tray of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2094	immense yummy ballroom blintz	6	awesome	
2095	narrow towel	0		
2096	compressed guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	chilly 17-ball	0		Cold Damage: +5
2098	upside-down filthy lucre	0		
2099	wobbly hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	mirror greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	tumbling vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	ghostly coal button	0		
2106	lime green burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	ghostly stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	purple narrow therapeutic wheel	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	arcane researcher's prehistoric spear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	jittery wholesome fire of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	brawny Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2121	scandalous ASCII shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2122	narrow curative supercool safety vest	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2123	miser's eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Meat Drop: +10
2125	extremely unsafe Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2126	ghostly wool sinister bronze breastplate	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
2127	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp hat hacker T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	huge possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	wobbly Herculean killer rag doll	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	green baleful incredibly marionette	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	smooth mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	spinning alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	censurious horrifying vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	shaking veiny toy crazy train	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	huge toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	olive block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	red stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	twirling evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	flavorless gigantic frank	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	spoiled immense jittery plate of franks and beans	6	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	bad fuchsia shot of blackberry schnapps	4	decent	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	bouncing Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	mirror logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	narrow cyan high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	ghostly computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	twirling reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	lime green ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	blinking gravedigger's ruddy toy ray gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	friendly boxer's toy space helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	groovy brainy astronaut pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	upside-down jittery toy jet pack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	purple triangular stone	0		
2174	ghostly mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	sizzling obsidian dagger	0		Hot Damage: +10
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	purple Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	blinking Harold's hammer	0		
2185	teal mansplainer's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Monster Level: +15
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	shaking skewed lit birthday cake	0		
2188	bouncing flask of peppermint oil	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	hand-crafted red ghostly flask of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	twirling sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	stale miniature candy stake	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	bad watered-down eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	adequate huge unspeakable fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	flavorless gigantic cyan gingerbread horror	6	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	activated mirror but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	yummy gigantic blurry bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	10	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	spoiled skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	small delicious tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	pulsating stylish plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	electrified plastic yuletide troll	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	plastic skeletal reindeer of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	plastic Crimboween pentagram of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	plastic Scream Queen of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	nippy Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	rosy-cheeked bobble-hip hula elf doll of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	hardened Crimbo ukulele	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	pulsating arcane researcher's sage Tiki lighter	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	fireproof baleful deck of tropical cards	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	flame-wreathed tropical paperweight of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	lime green jittery tumbling tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	boxer's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	narrow foul-smelling Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	bland lime green super ka-bob	3	decent	
2218	flavorless snack-sized beer basted brat	2	decent	
2219	Tropical Crimbo Sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	wet and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	Van der Graaf Herculean liar's pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	narrow savvy strapping juggler's balls	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	narrow zippy pink shirt	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	narrow crafty boxer's evil eyeball pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	vacuum-sealed warmed activated blurry red arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	activated polarized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	anodized toad horn	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	skewed mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	stiffened bow tie	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Clowniness: 75
2234	huge gray knitted calavera concertina	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Song Duration: 7
2235	blinking Oprah's weightlifter's ratarang	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2236	ionized turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 38
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	skewed pygmy nose-bone of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2239	slick bad voodoo mask of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	pygmy spear of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2242	diffused pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 50
2243	hardened educational headhunter necktie	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2244	hale pointed stick of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25
2245	knobby helmet turtle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	olive rosewater-soaked knobby kneepads	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2247	nippy sewer turtle	0		Cold Damage: +10
2248	coward's sebaceous shield of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20
2249	hardy skeletortoise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	box turtle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2252	brainy box turtle	0		Mysticality: +5
2253	mirror flame-retardant bottlecap turtle of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
2254	blinking toasty Annie Oakley's occult bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	smooth furry turtle	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	asbestos-lined furry earmuffs	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2257	supercharged steel-toed reinforced furry underpants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2258	blinking "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	gray hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	stale stunt nuts	4	decent	
2265	spoiled squat cyan wet stew	3	crappy	
2266	purple wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	Socratic Staff of Fats	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2269	decent sausage wonton	4	good	
2270	aromatic hale belt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2271	mediocre bottle of Merlot	3	decent	
2272	bad bottle of Port	3	decent	
2273	artisanal bottle of Pinot Noir	3	EPIC	
2274	aged shaking bottle of Zinfandel	3	awesome	
2275	watered-down bad twirling bottle of Marsala	2	decent	
2276	boozy mediocre bottle of Muscat	5	decent	
2277	wobbly Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	twirling Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	shaking Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	blinking Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	Annie Oakley's seal-skull helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	skewed blue chisel	0		
2286	wobbly Eye of Ed	0		
2287	cyan supercharged Herculean glowstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	red paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	fuchsia Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	shaking wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	pulsating cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	gray knob butter	0		
2297	ghostly blinking vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	squat Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	pressed quadruple-ionized mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	moist super-polymerized frozen pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	quadruple-denatured red candy heart	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	wet gray candy heart	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	quadruple-ionized candy heart	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	extra-vacuum-sealed energized candy heart	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	blue blinking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	teal candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	bouncing upside-down candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	pulsating worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	pulsating headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	maroon Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	anodized can of paint	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 68
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	jittery chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	huge bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	rotten Better Than Cuddling Cake	4	crappy	
2333	shaking ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	blue rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	gray occult dance instructor's pipe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2337	wobbly careful reinforced beaded headband	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	low-calorie adequate pudding	1	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	delicious high-proof Blackfly Chardonnay	10	awesome	
2340	artisanal high-proof & tan	9	EPIC	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	tasty huge forest cake	3	awesome	
2343	adequate half-sized forest ham	2	good	
2344	ionized wobbly filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 32
2345	frozen enhanced filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 66
2346	electrified double-improved shaking twirling filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 44
2347	blurry heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	wobbly bouncing water pipe bomb	0		
2349	yellow gas balloon	0		
2350	mirror beer bomb	0		
2351	jittery superamplified boom box	0		
2352	huge lard-coated hardy fire poi	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2353	green squat rosy-cheeked bejeweled pledge pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2354	tumbling communications windchimes	0		
2355	liquefied henna face paint	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 53
2356	super-wet concentrated tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 54
2357	veiny banded Gaia beads	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	lime green clay bead	0		
2361	purple hardy veiny hippy medical kit	0		Maximum HP: 60, Single Equip
2362	narrow twirling educational Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25
2363	scandalous personal trainer's longhaired hippy wig	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	green spinning energetic Zim Merman's guitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2365	blurry C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2366	blinking Jim Carey's peel hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	wobbly carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	lime green deadly flowing hippy skirt of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	upside-down wobbly filthy poultice	0		
2370	narrow natural fennel soda	0		
2371	upside-down smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	jumbo bland huge banana	5	decent	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	moldy skewed banana cream pie	4	crappy	
2376	smooth watered-down banana daiquiri	2	awesome	
2377	fancy weak smooth skewed bungle in the jungle	2	awesome	Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 45
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	extra-energized tarnished shaking banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 12
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	ghostly class ring	0		
2383	cyan class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	squat bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	jittery maroon Lo Pan's chaotic keg shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: 40
2387	jittery brawny finger	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2388	squat ribald energetic war tongs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
2389	wobbly Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	padded asbestos apron	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2391	weightlifter's beaten-up Chucks	0		Muscle: +15
2392	savvy natty ascot	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2393	inspector's frosty wreath of laurels	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	green stanky sinister Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	fuchsia tube sock of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2396	gray chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	manspreader's energy drink IV	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2399	Jeselnik's Elmley shades of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	narrow wizardly beer bong of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2402	narrow huge gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	red blurry Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	tumbling worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	gray billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	red upside-down discarded pacifier	0		
2416	asbestos-lined bounty-hunting helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	Tesla bounty-hunting rifle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2418	executive bounty-hunting pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	pressed double-modified bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 39
2420	boiled non-polarized skewed maroon teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 40
2421	cold-filtered denatured galvanized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 42
2422	quantum anodized shaking irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 13
2423	anodized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 62
2424	chilled anodized cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 29
2425	deionized can of spinach	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 54
2426	polymerized ionized fire flower	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 58
2427	anodized dry narrow upside-down green freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 32
2428	pressed unsweetened fake blood	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 33
2429	flattened Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 36
2430	colloidal non-pickled bag of lard	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 48
2431	vacuum-sealed bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 41
2432	electrified double-energized mirror bouncing SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 69
2433	enhanced shaking red spinning bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 39
2434	ionized wobbly eyedrops	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 23
2435	anodized cold-filtered ghostly blue Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 18
2436	improved donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 67
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	upside-down poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	wobbly Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	squat Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	squat miser's pink glowstick of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Supernova Champagne	1	super ultra EPIC	
2445	wobbly Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	wobbly bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	red tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	baleful goatskin umbrella	0		Spell Damage: +25
2452	ghostly careful wool hat of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	narrow ribald medical-grade belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2455	wholesome bar whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2456	cool barskin buckler	0		Moxie: +5
2457	yellow whip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2458	horrifying barskin loincloth	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	greedy tighty whiteys	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	yak toupee of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	stale immense bowl of Bounty-Os	6	decent	
2465	bad Oreille Divisée brandy	4	decent	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	tumbling suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	twirling huge cork	0		
2471	spinning stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	reassuring clown wig of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	padded clownskin belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Clowniness: 50
2477	foul-smelling clownskin buckler	0		Stench Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2478	supercharged clown whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Clowniness: 50
2479	tumbling demon skin	0		
2480	Herculean demon-horned hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	gray Lo Pan's demon buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2482	miser's asbestos-lined educational demon whip	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
2483	huge beefy barskin cloak	0		Muscle: +10
2484	energetic sage snakeskin duster	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2485	double-paned clownskin harness of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50
2486	yellow brainy demonskin jacket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25
2487	teal electrified hipposkin poncho	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2488	bouncing vibrating yak anorak	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2489	blurry Sinatra's tuxedo shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2490	quilted smooth gnauga hide vest	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40
2491	squat shirt kit	0		
2492	squat tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	Socratic experienced Necrotelicomnicon	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1
2495	Jeselnik's Cookbook of the Damned of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25
2496	horrifying Jim Carey's Sinful Desires	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	spinning molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	fuchsia molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	green precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	bouncing tumbling beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	Sinatra's beach glass necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2509	nasty peace-sign necklace	0		Stench Damage: +5
2510	frightening lion tamer's round sunglasses	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2511	ghostly Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	jittery Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	spark plug earring of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2514	woven baling wire bracelets of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60
2515	skewed jittery resourceful savvy gearbox necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50
2516	blinking sharpshooter's wrench bracelet of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
2517	upside-down scandalous hardy chain necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
2518	huge Annie Oakley's sawblade shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2519	watered-down mediocre spinning McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2	decent	
2520	drinkable melted Jell-o shot	3	good	
2521	watered-down hand-crafted narrow cruelty-free wine	2	EPIC	
2522	hand-crafted thistle wine	3	EPIC	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	blinking displaced fish	0		
2525	thick stale fish	5	decent	
2526	low-calorie rotten fish casserole	1	crappy	
2527	normal fish lasagna	4	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	spoiled miniature gnatloaf	2	crappy	
2530	fancy adequate gray gnatloaf casserole	4	good	Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 50
2531	toothsome jittery tumbling olive gnat lasagna	4	awesome	
2532	pork	0		
2533	moldy pork chop sandwiches	3	crappy	
2534	rotten low-calorie pork casserole	1	crappy	
2535	bland pork lasagna	4	decent	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	shaking wobbly spice	0		
2538	shaking organs	0		
2539	frightening Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	olive Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	chilled blurry spinning lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	moist tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	dry dry mirror begpwnia	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	concentrated flattened spinning upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	moist galvanized aerosolized half-orchid	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	dog trainer's supercharged tin star	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	wobbly sage outrageous sombrero of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	teal veiny "Humorous" T-shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	tumbling blue Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	pulsating distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	extremely unsafe Sinatra's weightlifter's Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	twirling Squeezebox of the Ages of horror of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	fuchsia prompt Chelonian Morningstar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	lime green ribald Rosewater's Hammer of Smiting	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	17-alarm Saucepan of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	green dog trainer's curative Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	tumbling can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	yellow huge Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	liquefied adjusted ghostly ant agonist	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 17
2570	pulsating ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	huge ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	bouncing ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	mirror ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	lion tamer's cactus quill of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
2578	red sizzling supercharged padded Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10
2579	diet rotten special cactus fruit	1	crappy	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 5
2580	huge censurious Van der Graaf scorpion whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	enchanted stale diet centipede eggs	1	decent	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 10
2584	personal trainer's wonderwall shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2585	teal gravedigger's Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2586	family-friendly General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2587	blurry sharpshooter's Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2588	wobbly bouncing Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2589	miniature stale hot date	2	decent	
2590	high-proof hand-crafted bouncing distilled fortified wine	8	EPIC	
2591	decent maroon tasty tart	4	good	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	delicious green Knob pasty	3	awesome	
2594	tolerable thermos full of Knob coffee	3	good	
2595	chilled ghostly Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 13
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	ghostly double-paned wholesome Staff of the Midnight Snack of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
2602	lion tamer's educational smartaleck's Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	razor-sharp Tuesday's ruby	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Variable
2605	upside-down palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	bouncing palm-frond whip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2608	skewed palm-frond net	0		
2609	bouncing prompt arcane researcher's palm-frond capris	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	hardened extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	Herculean palm-frond cloak	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2612	twirling vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	skewed rocky raccoon	0		
2614	shaking mojo filter	0		
2615	rotten skewed jittery savoy truffle	3	crappy	
2616	bouncing blinking Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	purple cool Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	moldy bite-sized gray unidentified jerky	1	crappy	
2621	skewed purple vibrating nasty rat mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	ratskin belt of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2623	horrifying steel-toed rattail whip	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25
2624	double-paned bat hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	Tesla Newton's bat whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2626	blue quilted bat-ass jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +100
2627	upside-down fireproof crafty catskin cap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	narrow greedy lard-coated catskin buckler	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
2629	hale tail o' nine cats of doom	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2630	cyan Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	vacuum-sealed skewed gremlin juice	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 67
2632	quantum corrupted quadruple-cold-filtered mother's helper	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 64
2633	upside-down miser's flame-retardant pat-a-cake pendant	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	shaking energetic mummy mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	jittery lion tamer's brawny gauze shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	blurry cherry soda	0		
2640	bouncing therapeutic greaves of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	nasty banded cowboy hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	squat knitted MacGyver's Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3
2643	happiness of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2644	feather	0		
2645	mirror feather	0		
2646	pulsating frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	bouncing educational Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	tiny decent S.T.L.T.	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	miniature spoiled honey-dew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	drinkable Xanadian	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	energized bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	ghostly Lo Pan's brainy Drowsy Sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2657	normal escargotsicle	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	aged teal bottle of realpagne	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	shaking albatross necklace of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	dehydrated wobbly not-a-pipe	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	practically non-alcoholic acceptable flask of Amontillado	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	ghostly blurry knitted ball mask	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	jittery Can-Can skirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	polarized diffused sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	vacuum-sealed energized pulsating upside-down bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	wet concentrated blurry gray bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	extra-wet blurry spiky collar	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	mixed upside-down can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	altered huge patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dehydrated Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	lousy shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	pulsating Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	dry bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	modified handful of moss	1		
2676	powdered squat huge bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 20
2677	vaporized protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	non-colloidal polymerized diffused sparkler	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
2680	improved polarized gray wobbly snake	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 57, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	improved M-242	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 50
2682	narrow detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	gray Sherlock's armgun of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
2685	blue seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	spinning ribald smartaleck's dreadlock whip	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
2689	bouncing bouncing beer-a-pult of the dark arts of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5
2690	bouncing gray Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2691	fancy tiny adequate bouncing lime green mirror handful of nuts and berries	1	good	Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 30
2692	frightening Lo Pan's driftwood sculpture	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
2693	blinking smelly razor-sharp massive sitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2694	Sherlock's frightening groovy stone baseball cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	enchanted weak artisanal cup of beer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 20
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	family-friendly coward's duct tape shirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2700	stanky duct tape fedora of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	frightening rock-hard duct tape sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +5
2702	narrow ribald wicked duct tape dockers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	olive Jeselnik's duct tape buckler	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	sharpshooter's smartaleck's supercool blackberry slippers	0		Moxie Percent: 50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2706	Sinatra's blackberry moccasins of the brazier of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2707	fuchsia lion tamer's Da Vinci's Socratic blackberry combat boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2708	dry triple-polarized blue funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 17
2709	skewed exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	electrified squat facepaint	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 45
2712	tarnished concentrated sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
2713	dry super-ionized ionized tumbling Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 13
2714	upside-down jittery floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	blinking lion tamer's stiffened banded battered hubcap	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +2
2717	wool therapeutic stylish hood ornament	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	inspector's nasty hand-carved bokken of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100
2720	skewed hardy steel-toed hand-carved bow of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2721	dog trainer's Jim Carey's Herculean hand-carved staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1
2722	bouncing foul-smelling friendly stiffened educational Staff of the Greasefire	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10
2723	electrified stylish Staff of the Grand Flambé of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2724	diet normal bowl of rye sprouts	1	good	
2725	moldy tiny cob of corn	1	crappy	
2726	delicious snack-sized bouncing juniper berries	2	awesome	
2727	small spoiled plum	2	crappy	
2728	rotten blue pear	3	crappy	
2729	moldy peach	3	crappy	
2730	weak bad plum wine	2	decent	
2731	mediocre shot of pear schnapps	3	decent	
2732	bad huge shot of peach schnapps	4	decent	
2733	moldy skewed bunch of square grapes	3	crappy	
2734	miniature delicious red brown sugar cane	2	awesome	
2735	normal half-sized ghostly sandwich of the gods	2	good	
2736	acceptable jittery Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	good	
2737	mixed shaking mirror twirling leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	altered panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 31
2740	ghostly ribald padded Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +10
2741	lousy boilermaker	4	decent	
2742	yummy steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	spirit-forward artisanal green steel margarita	5	quest	
2744	compressed twirling pulsating jittery steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	magnetized cold-filtered blinking twirling gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 23
2746	chilled spinning extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 47
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	furniture dolly of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2749	energetic grievous Staff of the Grease Trap of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2750	skewed frightening Uranium Omega of Temperance of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2751	Rosewater's Lead Zeta of Chastity of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2752	friendly Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2753	cyan brainy Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2754	baleful beefcake's Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2755	frightening hale Iron Beta of Industry	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2756	yellow mirror reassuring stanky Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2757	jittery hardened quilted Red Balloon of Valor	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2758	blurry family-friendly crafty Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2759	rock-hard Blue Diamond of Honesty of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2760	upside-down stylish Green Clover of Justice of the cougar	0		Moxie: 45, Single Equip
2761	rock-hard Yellow Moon of Compassion of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2762	nippy stiffened Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2763	horrifying hardy Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2764	blinking avaricious wool therapeutic Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2765	ghostly Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	moldy olive Crimbo pie	4	crappy	
2768	moldy big pear tart	5	crappy	
2769	stale jumbo upside-down peach pie	5	decent	
2770	unsweetened chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 45
2771	activated colloidal handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 60
2772	ghostly steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	blinking wool brainy filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
2778	blinking flame-wreathed electrified experienced filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2779	zippy chilly medical-grade filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2780	censurious ruddy beefy baconstone earring	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2781	pulsating foul-smelling baconstone necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2782	aromatic fireproof rock-hard baconstone ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2783	greasy scandalous pulled porquoise earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2784	slick pulled porquoise pendant of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2785	thinker's pulled porquoise ring of dire peril of terror	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2786	teal Usain Bolt's miser's Earring of Fire	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2787	medical-grade Pendant of Fire of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2788	gray Lo Pan's Ring of Fire of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2789	foul-smelling Ice-Cold Beerring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2790	spinning steel-toed wicked Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2791	medical-grade Ice-Cold Beer Ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2792	fortified Unspeakable Earring of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2793	shaking squat rock-hard Choker of the Ultragoth of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2794	chaotic hardened The Ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2795	greedy Nose Ring of Putrescence of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2796	narrow executive vibrating Putrid Pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2797	stylish strapping Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Single Equip
2798	Mudflap-Girl Earring of Leguizamo of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2799	jittery chilly Da Vinci's Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2800	Sherlock's Newton's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2801	shaking vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	dry double-adjusted vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 33
2805	magnetized unsweetened vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 60
2806	liquefied vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 34
2807	quantum polymerized flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 67
2808	modified flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 37
2809	modified quantum flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 54
2810	oxidized jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 29
2811	moist cold-filtered jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 21
2812	magnetized concentrated colloidal teal jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 26
2813	green avaricious arcane researcher's Beret	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	scandalous Bludgeon of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Brimstone
2815	Usain Bolt's frosty wholesome Bunker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Brimstone
2816	fuchsia wool supercool groovy Boxers	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Cold Resistance: +1, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	Brooch of Tarzan of doom of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	blurry razor-sharp Rosewater's cool Bracelet	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	padded Samson's Grimacite gasmask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	bouncing narrow zippy flame-wreathed Grimacite gat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	rosewater-soaked toasty Grimacite gaiters	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	zippy horrifying Grimacite gauntlets	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	Van der Graaf personal trainer's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	blinking thinker's Grimacite girdle of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	ghostly Grimacite gown of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	teal ghostly flame-retardant greasy Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
2827	blinking anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	pulsating really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	bland bouncing narrow digital key lime pie	3	decent	
2833	miniature adequate star key lime pie	2	good	
2834	dangerous smartaleck's savvy bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	Jeselnik's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	upside-down mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	upside-down frightening glowstick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	zippy Periodical Paintbrush	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only
2840	mediocre bottle of cooking sherry	3	decent	
2841	decent packet of ketchup	4	good	
2842	acceptable fortified accidental cider	5	good	
2843	half-sized bland blinking dire fudgesicle	2	decent	
2844	Annie Oakley's energetic stiffened Herculean navel ring of navel gazing	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	narrow class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	tumbling narrow curative Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	bad moonberry wine cooler	4	decent	
2851	big yummy jittery fine aged cheddarwurst	5	awesome	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	shaking purple Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	rosy-cheeked huge mosquito proboscis of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2856	ionized swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 45
2857	non-tarnished warmed activated wobbly seegar butt	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	narrow flame-retardant Tesla witch wart	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2860	half-sized fancy normal green huge swamp muck	2	good	Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 15
2861	mirror blurry steel-toed wizardly leechknife of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	liquefied lime green dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 17
2864	purple stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	Herculean beaver spear of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2866	dog trainer's savvy shamanic beads	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
2867	zippy Tesla dilapidated wizard hat	0		Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	aerosolized diffused pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 19
2869	electrified galvanized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 14
2870	super-wet flattened blue wobbly pirate tract	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 35
2871	blue burnt flower	0		
2872	family-friendly plastic Naughty Sorceress of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2873	Samson's plastic Ed the Undying of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +50
2874	jittery resourceful plastic Lord Spookyraven of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25
2875	Socratic plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2876	olive plastic protector spectre of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2877	beefy plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Muscle: +10
2878	healthy plastic Boss Bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2879	jittery plastic Knob Goblin King of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2880	mirror scandalous plastic Bonerdagon	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2881	sizzling plastic The Man	0		Hot Damage: +10
2882	chilly plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Cold Damage: +5
2883	hardy plastic Felonia	0		Maximum HP: +50
2884	educational plastic Beelzebozo	0		Experience: +1
2885	banded plastic conservationist hippy	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2886	huge plastic 7-foot dwarf of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2887	wool plastic angry bugbear	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2888	scorching plastic anime smiley	0		Hot Damage: +25
2889	blurry family-friendly plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2890	forbidden plastic astronomer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2891	huge Lo Pan's plastic beanbat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2892	wobbly manspreader's plastic blooper	0		Monster Level: +10
2893	dangerous plastic brainsweeper	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2894	ribald plastic briefcase bat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2895	Samson's plastic demoninja	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2896	skewed yellow aromatic plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2897	baleful plastic drunk goat	0		Spell Damage: +25
2898	electrified plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2899	frosty plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2900	plastic handsome mariachi of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2901	beefy plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Muscle: +10
2902	wholesome plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2903	blurry Temple Grandin's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2904	studded plastic Knott Yeti	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2905	banded plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2906	narrow studded plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2907	medical-grade plastic ninja snowman	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2908	plastic Orcish Frat Boy of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2909	horrifying plastic G Imp	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2910	plastic goth of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2911	upside-down hale plastic cubist bull	0		Maximum HP: +20
2912	greedy plastic scary clown	0		Meat Drop: +20
2913	flame-wreathed plastic smarmy pirate	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2914	hardy plastic spiny skelelton	0		Maximum HP: +50
2915	greedy plastic Spam Witch	0		Meat Drop: +20
2916	supercharged plastic vampire	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2917	banded plastic taco cat	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2918	shellacked plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2919	grievous plastic warwelf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2920	perfumed plastic whitesnake	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2921	stiffened plastic XXX pr0n	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2922	skewed skewed thinker's plastic zmobie	0		Mysticality: +10
2923	grievous plastic Protagonist	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2924	Sinatra's plastic Spunky Princess	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2925	Sinatra's plastic topiary golem	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2926	aromatic plastic senile lihc	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2927	hardened plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2928	tumbling rosy-cheeked plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2930	miser's plastic Axe Wound	0		Meat Drop: +10
2931	weightlifter's plastic Hellion	0		Muscle: +15
2932	rock-hard plastic Black Knight	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2933	plastic pair of tweezers of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2934	spinning lion tamer's plastic fruit golem	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2935	slick plastic fluffy bunny	0		Moxie: +10
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	skewed siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	bland diet narrow Surprise Egg	1	decent	
2941	electrified unsweetened Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 11
2942	double-Vulcanized super-modified green chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 18
2943	unsweetened Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 20
2945	skewed red groovy weightlifter's party hat	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	ghostly rosy-cheeked V for Vivala mask of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	watered-down lousy enchanted shot of rotgut	2	decent	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 10
2949	improved jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 30
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	purple tumbling Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	blinking glowstick of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	squat charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	wobbly padded tip jar	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2955	toothsome immense yam candy	10	awesome	
2956	skewed cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	decent upside-down tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4	good	
2959	frightening rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2960	stale single-serving herbal stuffing	4	decent	
2961	spoiled special tumbling packet of tofurkey gravy	4	crappy	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 45
2962	tiny flavorless tofurkey nugget	1	decent	
2963	huge rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	spinning mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	ionized dry blurry Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 42
2968	double-polymerized Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 18
2969	adequate big creamsicle	5	good	
2970	mediocre cream stout	3	decent	
2971	fuchsia boxer's thinker's curmudgel	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	ghostly dance instructor's grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
2974	wobbly tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	squat banded beefy tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2976	hand-crafted weak ghostly bilge wine	2	EPIC	
2977	witty rapier of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2978	yohohoyo of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +25
2979	unsweetened altered fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 49
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	sage booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	spinning cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	twirling slick copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +10
2986	ghostly tongue charrrm	0		
2987	electrified studded tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2988	purple bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	narrow Fonzie's clingfilm trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	clingfilm cap of the wise owl of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	educational clingfilm slippers	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
2992	bouncing clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	half-sized moldy enchanted teal vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2	crappy	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 15
2994	non-dry fuchsia ghostly true grit	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 26
2995	chaotic clever personal trainer's buoybottoms	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	sage grungy flannel shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2997	blurry Sinatra's grungy bandana of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	Lo Pan's grassy cutlass	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	educational pegleg	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
3002	spinning teal thinker's lamé pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	bouncing chaotic enormous hoop earring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3004	pulsating red mansplainer's costume sword of the empath	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	jittery frosty rainbow pearl earring of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	sharpshooter's padded rainbow pearl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	sage rainbow pearl ring of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	spinning bouncing knitted Idol of Ak'gyxoth of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +3
3010	greedy extremely unsafe Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	tumbling shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	tumbling simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	pulsating handful of sawdust	0		
3021	huge stone triangle	0		
3022	twirling medium stone triangle	0		
3023	shaking small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	artisanal distilled upside-down corpse on the beach	5	EPIC	
3026	weak drinkable maroon corpsetini	2	good	
3027	tolerable narrow corpsedriver	3	good	
3028	acceptable Corpse Island iced tea	3	good	
3029	mediocre triple-distilled red-headed corpse	8	decent	
3030	delicious blinking kamicorpse-ee	3	awesome	
3031	acceptable watered-down corpsel	2	good	
3032	triple-distilled artisanal corpsebite	6	EPIC	
3033	wobbly yellow pirate fledges of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Look like a Pirate
3034	blurry fuchsia piece of thirteen	0		
3035	spoiled pearl onion	3	crappy	
3036	huge stale sea biscuit	6	decent	
3037	smooth practically non-alcoholic bottle of rum	1	awesome	
3038	lousy bottle of black-label rum	3	decent	
3039	gray cannonball	0		
3040	purple voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	lime green metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	bland nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	spoiled nanite-infested candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	delicious nanite-infested fruitcake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	acceptable nanite-infested eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	upside-down El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	ghostly eyepatch of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	blurry yellow healthy cutlass	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3052	lime green medical-grade breeches	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	warmed altered blurry candy heart	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	quadruple-tarnished blinking cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	Lo Pan's metallic foil cat ears	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	maroon nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	teal jittery toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	narrow gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	cyborg doll of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	hardened toy maglev monorail	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	tumbling dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	upside-down laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	olive plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	teal silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	shaking carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	ghostly set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	blurry blinking General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	bouncing pulsating maroon laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	mirror kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	blurry Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	huge foul-smelling marionette collective	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	steel-toed borg sock monkey	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	fuchsia Socratic boxer's roboduck-on-a-string	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	narrow ghostly mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	cyan biomechanical crimborg helmet of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	Lo Pan's Van der Graaf C.B.F.G.	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	foul-smelling padded biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	vacuum-sealed denatured vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	gray banded handmade hobby horse	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	blue ball-in-a-cup of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	pulsating Newton's set of jacks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	moldy laser-broiled pear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	Jeselnik's curative polyalloy shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	jittery gray fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	green killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	spinning twirling ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	tumbling narrow rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	spinning unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	aromatic brawny vibrating cyborg knife	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	Van der Graaf stylish immense cyborg hand	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	mirror Tesla supercharged Rosewater's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	squat overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	wobbly Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	jittery Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	jittery Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	shaking Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	mirror Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	blue divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	cyan divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	adjusted gray fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 54
3125	super-altered deionized nitrogenated maroon piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 42
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	bouncing marshmallow	0		
3129	miniature normal special roasted marshmallow	2	good	Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 10
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	spoiled jittery tin cup of mulligan stew	3	crappy	
3132	blinking nippy flamin' bindle of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
3133	wobbly greedy fortified freezin' bindle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +20
3134	ghostly zippy Jim Carey's stinkin' bindle	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20
3135	slick bindle of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30
3136	pulsating toasty fortified sleazy bindle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5
3137	wobbly executive 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Meat Drop: +40
3138	weightlifter's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Muscle: +15
3139	cyan personal trainer's cool Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3140	purple soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	avaricious panhandle panhandling hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	huge hardy cup of infinite pencils	0		Maximum HP: +50, Damage Aura: 1
3143	ribald boxer's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	mirror El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	pulsating El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	wobbly El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	wobbly El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	adjusted bouncing warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 67
3160	electrified humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 65
3161	non-Vulcanized deionized El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 56
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	huge El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	blinking repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	spinning augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	diffused Vulcanized seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 43
3169	normal gigantic turtle soup	6	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	banded evil paper umbrella	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3173	denatured pulsating shaking evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 19
3174	normal evil boring spaghetti	3	good	
3175	delicious half-sized evil noodles	2	awesome	
3176	super-sized stale evil noodles	5	decent	
3177	normal spinning evil painful penne pasta	3	good	
3178	miniature normal narrow jittery 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	good	
3179	flavorless purple evil ravioli della hippy	3	decent	
3180	rotten maroon jittery evil noodles	3	crappy	
3181	dry Vulcanized dry tumbling evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 69
3182	diffused evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 17
3183	galvanized pulsating evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 16
3184	nitrogenated activated jittery evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 43
3185	dry Vulcanized evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 50
3186	liquefied flattened red ghostly evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 46
3187	dry liquefied evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 11
3188	artisanal an evil sump'm sump'm	3	EPIC	
3189	artisanal weak cyan evil ducha de oro	2	super EPIC	
3190	perfectly mixed fortified evil horizontal tango	5	EPIC	
3191	drinkable practically non-alcoholic evil roll in the hay	1	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	blurry origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	family-friendly origami pasties	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	cyan avaricious origami riding crop of horror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	bouncing El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	gray lump of diamond	0		
3201	jittery thick padded envelope	0		
3202	tumbling executive knitted gravedigger's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	shaking dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	jittery dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	spinning small laminated card	0		
3209	ghostly laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	red shaking unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	blurry dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	ghostly El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	Jeselnik's fortified glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	shaking hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	shaking mansplainer's gatorskin umbrella of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +15
3223	blue sewer nuggets	0		
3224	purple blurry sewer wad	0		
3225	artisanal tumbling bottle of sewage schnapps	3	EPIC	
3226	tolerable bottle of Ooze-O	4	good	
3227	moldy tiny blurry C.H.U.M. chum	1	crappy	
3228	normal squat spinning unfortunate dumplings	4	good	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	anodized diffused oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 46
3231	tumbling tattered paper crown of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	normal vanilla-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	red noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	bouncing Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	huge Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	wobbly Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	up-at-dawn double-paned Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	Annie Oakley's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	executive wholesome Ol' Scratch's ash can of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	toasty pink plastic baby	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	twirling sausage	0		
3251	double-paned Frosty's silk hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	foul-smelling Oprah's Frosty's carrot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	fuchsia knitted smelly Frosty's nailbat of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	lightning-fast coward's Oscus's pelt	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	supercharged Wand of Oscus of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	aromatic smartaleck's Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	gravedigger's Van der Graaf Zombo's skullcap	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	prompt hardy Zombo's shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	wicked razor-sharp Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	Usain Bolt's scorching Chester's moustache	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	teal wizardly Chester's bag of candy of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	ghostly lightning-fast deadly Chester's cutoffs	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	narrow Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	upside-down bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	pickled extra-quantum upside-down handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 69
3269	liquefied dry dry blinking lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 43
3270	Vulcanized squat handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 45
3271	double-paned crotchety pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	twirling fuchsia supercool Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	willowy bonnet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	squat black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	tumbling studded belt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	gray boxer's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	decent huge blurry salad	4	good	
3284	lightning-fast educational C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +40
3285	horrifying C.H.U.M. knife	0		Spooky Damage: +25
3286	Frosty's snowball sack of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3287	upside-down quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	ghostly fuchsia scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	upside-down abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	purple untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	wobbly friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	jittery unusual disco ball	0		
3297	squat stray chihuahua	0		
3298	wobbly pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	ghostly Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	spinning Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	Da Vinci's sealskin drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	yellow Jeselnik's washboard shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	experienced spaghetti-box banjo	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	marinara jug of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	wicked left-handed melodica	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	modified yellow upside-down epic wad	1	crappy	
3317	Sinatra's bottlecap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
3318	corncob pipe of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
3319	sharpshooter's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
3320	mansplainer's frayed rope belt	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
3321	jittery packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	Oprah's mayfly bait necklace of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	wobbly Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	tolerable special jar of fermented pickle juice	3	good	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 40
3326	vaporized upside-down voodoo snuff	1	good	
3327	bland tiny extra-greasy slider	1	decent	
3328	miser's crumpled felt fedora of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	Sherlock's coward's battered top-hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	energetic shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	veiny mostly rat-hide leggings of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 110, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	foul-smelling hobo dungarees of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	upside-down prompt patched suit-pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	skewed dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	gravedigger's dead guy's memento of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	thick stale banquet	5	decent	
3339	green sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	ghostly hobo monkey	0		
3343	spinning bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	shaking air mattress	0		
3346	wobbly filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	blinking twirling tumbling comfy coffin	0		
3348	jittery tumbling mattress	0		
3349	green dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	drinkable tumbling squat upside-down Ralph IX cognac	3	good	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	anodized llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	normal banana-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	blue manspreader's brown plastic baby	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	bouncing plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	huge delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	pulsating stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	teal yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	spoiled mole molé	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	practically non-alcoholic bad Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	non-dry blurry Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	pickled corrupted digital underground potion	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	pickled glimmering roc feather	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	modified glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	twisted pulsating glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	vaporized shaking narrow glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	compressed fuchsia glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	distilled glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	bouncing mirror house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	blinking Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	blue Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	bouncing purple flame-retardant toasty Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
3381	jittery pulsating Ol' Scratch's stove door of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Thorns: 1
3382	narrow olive veiny beefcake's Ol' Scratch's manacles of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3383	Chester's sunglasses of the wise owl of the cougar of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3384	pulsating razor-sharp Newton's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3385	maroon Lo Pan's groovy Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
3386	mirror vibrating Zombo's shoulder blade of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3387	red executive Samson's Zombo's skull ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	squat up-at-dawn sinister Frosty's arm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
3390	Jack Frost's Staff of the Deepest Freeze of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Oscus's garbage can lid of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
3393	tumbling Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	jittery prompt Rosewater's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	wicked Hodgman's porkpie hat of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	sizzling Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	Hodgman's bow tie of doom of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3398	tolerable blurry Hodgman's blanket	3	good	
3399	mediocre jar of squeeze	3	decent	
3400	normal miniature bowl of fishysoisse	2	good	
3401	unsweetened pressed warmed tumbling pulsating bouncing deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 63
3402	altered blinking blue concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 57
3403	blurry lewd playing card	0		
3404	greasy deck of lewd playing cards of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
3405	Hodgman's sock of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
3406	razor-sharp Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3407	gray smooth Hodgman's almanac	0		Moxie: +15
3408	jittery Hodgman's harmonica of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3409	ruddy Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3410	mirror Hodgman's detector of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
3411	quilted Hodgman's cane	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3412	twirling Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	yellow Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	jittery Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	shaking box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	quadruple-chilled sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 60
3423	warmed narrow frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 44
3424	activated blinking fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 40
3425	activated huge huge garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 21
3426	super-diffused strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 33
3427	blurry roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	nitrogenated pickled upside-down Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 40
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	green pulsating rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	blurry Usain Bolt's wholesome stirring stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
3436	steel-toed padded weightlifter's Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
3437	Temple Grandin's smartaleck's Staff of the Black Kettle of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +5
3438	fireproof Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	compressed fuchsia huge prismatic wad	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	cyan Oprah's club of the five seasons	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	brawny rainbow crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	jittery kitten	0		
3444	green webbed comic mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	tumbling shaking Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	gravedigger's Socratic six-rainbow shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cyan wobbly cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	blinking cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	teal cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	narrow cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	occult trusty torch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	bouncing Jeselnik's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3458	colloidal chilled irradiated STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 49
3459	hand-crafted pulsating white-label gin	3	EPIC	
3460	delicious fancy tin rations	4	awesome	Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 10
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	weak hand-crafted lime green bottle of sake	2	EPIC	
3464	round pebble of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
3465	toothsome Bash-Ōs cereal	3	awesome	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	wicked beefy haiku katana of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	wobbly bargain flash powder	0		
3468	jittery energetic plastic baby	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	bland upside-down blueberry-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	tumbling bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	skewed auspicious crafty Seasonal Beret of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	non-ionized wobbly cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 18
3475	altered concentrated blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 61
3476	denatured spinning plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 40
3477	non-dry quadruple-altered teal pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 19
3478	electrified diffused peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	skewed lime green spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	irradiated glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 56
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	squat rough fish scale	0		
3488	red mirror pristine fish scale	0		
3489	flavorless small beefy fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	rotten skewed glistening fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	stale slick fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	beefy fish scimitar of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3493	huge fish stick of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3494	lime green wobbly inspector's fish bazooka of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100
3495	pressed warmed sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 59
3496	liquefied deionized bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 49
3497	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of Pete's Sake	2	EPIC	
3498	blinking invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	tasty miniature canapés	2	awesome	
3502	distilled bouncing thermos of brew	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	artisanal watered-down glass of brandy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	dangerous LWA ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3506	upside-down LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	scratch 'n' sniff sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	blurry scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	foul-smelling padded ganger bandana	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	squat eel skin	0		
3517	ghostly experienced eelskin hat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	resourceful eelskin pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	mirror cool eelskin shield	0		Moxie: +5, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	maroon deadly shark tooth necklace of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3522	twirling greasy shark jumper of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3523	improved shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 51
3524	improved oxidized mirror shaking eel battery	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 17
3525	activated tarnished wobbly temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 44
3526	red skewed energetic scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	blurry huge mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	jittery mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	jittery rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	skewed cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	skewed Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	squat plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	blue plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	mirror plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	sinister depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	twirling inspector's knitted depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	boxer's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	bouncing ribald clever depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	narrow censurious stanky depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	jittery miser's sage depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	razor-sharp depleted Grimacite astrolabe of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	blue extremely unsafe slick KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	yellow gravedigger's propeller beanie	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	stanky nasty clever straw hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	avaricious censurious sinister octopus's spade	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	bland small tumbling sea carrot	2	decent	
3556	immense delicious sea cucumber	7	awesome	
3557	stale huge shaking huge sea avocado	7	decent	
3558	special bland sea lychee	3	decent	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 45
3559	flavorless teal sea tangelo	3	decent	
3560	yummy wobbly sea honeydew	3	awesome	
3561	concentrated enhanced pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 31
3562	moist pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 67
3563	anodized teal pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 50
3564	lousy berry-infused sake	4	decent	
3565	acceptable fuchsia citrus-infused sake	4	good	
3566	bad boozy teal melon-infused sake	5	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	foul-smelling nasty sponge helmet of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: 15, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	maroon deadly arcane researcher's Newton's spongy shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5
3570	lard-coated lion tamer's square sponge pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	upside-down sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	gray bezoar ring	0		
3578	mirror candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	pulsating narrow ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	huge shaking wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	normal rice	3	good	
3584	normal irradiated candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	normal gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	triple-distilled lousy red oozenog	10	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	tarnished maroon sugar plum	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	ionized vacuum-sealed sugar banana	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	nitrogenated boiled dry sugar lime	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	polymerized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	grievous cool Mer-kin hookspear	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Drops Meat
3592	green Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	pickled galvanized upside-down lime green Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 46
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	gray pulsating imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	careful wizardly moist sailor's cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	nippy Fonzie's speargun	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10
3601	compass of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	upside-down porthole	0		
3604	maroon jittery rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	blinking greedy perfumed energetic diving helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	banded aerated diving helmet of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	wobbly imitation whetstone	0		
3611	improved liquefied bouncing sea grease	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 41
3612	upside-down sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	bouncing battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	Vulcanized irradiated blue unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	shaking mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	ghostly pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	huge chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	beefcake's parasitic claw	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	upside-down forbidden parasitic tentacles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	strapping parasitic headgnawer	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	green auspicious parasitic strangleworm	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	gray burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	upside-down Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	adjusted skewed Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	teal radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	coward's stiffened elven socks	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	arcane researcher's elven gloves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	squat gravedigger's baleful festive holiday hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	mansplainer's Socratic patent shoes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	Jack Frost's thinker's gray bow tie	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	Oprah's penguin thesaurus of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	gigantic normal blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	squat jamfish jam	0		
3642	wobbly dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	smooth depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	watered-down lousy canteen of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	jumbo yummy elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	lime green elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	upside-down magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	spinning map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	massive decent toast with jam	7	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	twirling antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	aged elven moonshine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	huge flavorless knuckle sandwich	6	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	electrified psycho sweater of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	bouncing fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	rosy-cheeked plastic Mob Penguin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	teal sizzling plastic mutant elf	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	horrifying plastic fat stack of cash	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	plastic strand of DNA of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	auspicious plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	scandalous Putty mitre	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	skewed Fonzie's Da Vinci's Putty leotard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	huge Putty ball of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	jittery Sherlock's Newton's groovy Putty snake	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	rosy-cheeked glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	scorching glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	double-paned glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	cyan Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	delicious wobbly can of franks 'n' beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	lousy bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	gray horrifying diving muff	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
3678	acceptable irresponsibly strong salinated mint julep	6	good	
3679	red ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	stale skewed tempura carrot	3	decent	
3685	super-sized rotten tempura cucumber	5	crappy	
3686	tasty tempura avocado	3	awesome	
3687	spoiled blue sea broccoli	4	crappy	
3688	stale enchanted olive sea cauliflower	4	decent	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 35
3689	delicious enchanted miniature tempura broccoli	2	awesome	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 5
3690	super-sized stale tempura cauliflower	5	decent	
3691	delicious sea blueberry	4	awesome	
3692	flavorless thick enchanted mirror blinking sea persimmon	5	decent	Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 50
3693	polymerized aerosolized pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
3694	anodized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 27
3695	hale Mer-kin digpick	0		Maximum HP: +20
3696	fuchsia anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	spinning teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	rosewater-soaked horrifying Temple Grandin's velcro broadsword	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
3706	censurious Lo Pan's wizardly velcro paddle ball	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3707	bouncing knitted stanky frosty velcro shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
3708	nippy shellacked dance instructor's velcro boots	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
3709	huge vibrating non-stick pugil stick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3710	toasty teflon spatula of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
3711	lime green Lo Pan's therapeutic sinister teflon shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3712	shaking Jeselnik's experienced teflon swim fins of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3713	banded beefy 7-inch discus	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
3714	sizzling dog trainer's manspreader's PVC staff	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10
3715	Newton's boxer's vinyl shield of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3716	skewed red energetic Samson's savvy vinyl boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	ghostly ghostly decaying pole	0		
3721	bouncing decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	red mirror pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	blurry educational glass gnoll eye	0		Experience: +1
3732	Vulcanized anodized cyan tumbling cigar butt	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 24
3733	teal nippy banded manly bloomers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	pulsating lard-coated deadly handwarmer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3737	gravedigger's sizzling lighter	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
3738	fancy rotten immense packet of beer nuts	7	crappy	Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 20
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	skewed spectral jelly	0		
3742	anodized improved mirror jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 27
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	squat software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	cyan vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	colloidal quantum dry ghostly gray concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 38
3750	blue medical-grade vampire pearl earring	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3751	adequate immense chocolate chip brownies	9	good	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	alkaline cyan love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	dry modified wet love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	nitrogenated purple love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	denatured magnetized bouncing fuchsia love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	energized love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	galvanized altered extra-flattened pulsating love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	dry blinking breath mint	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 29
3761	Samson's vampire pearl ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
3762	shaking Oprah's vampire pearl necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
3763	lousy fancy skewed narrow slug of vodka	3	decent	Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
3764	strong bad slug of rum	5	decent	
3765	triple-distilled drinkable slug of shochu	7	good	
3766	tolerable weak screwdiver	2	good	
3767	mediocre dew yoana lei	3	decent	
3768	acceptable lychee chuhai	4	good	
3769	acceptable salacious screwdiver	4	good	
3770	mediocre dew yoana salacious lei	4	decent	
3771	watered-down aged fancy spinning salacious lychee chuhai	2	awesome	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 20
3772	watered-down delicious fuchsia ghostly Alewife&trade; Ale	2	awesome	
3773	lime green seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	skewed huge Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	rock-hard pink pinkslip slip of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	knitted forbidden sea salt scrubs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
3778	sizzling Tesla amber aviator shades of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3779	oxidized boiled hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 56
3780	censurious gravedigger's veiny nurse's hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	twisted bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 40
3783	twisted bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	narrow smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	bouncing vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	pulsating twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	skewed Mer-kin roundshield of Calamity Jane of terror of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
3804	squat Mer-kin breastplate of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3805	squat foul-smelling Mer-kin sneakmask of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	pressed extra-wet Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 34
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	decent chocolate-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	grievous plastic baby	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	moldy blurry twirling sea radish	3	crappy	
3818	flame-wreathed grievous groovy halibut	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3819	jittery eel sauce	0		
3820	squat upside-down nippy water-polo mitt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
3821	vacuum-sealed unsweetened blinking gray wobbly syringe	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 51
3822	blue wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	aerosolized altered teal wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 37
3824	spinning Grandma's Note	0		
3825	cyan mirror Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	special normal small tempura radish	2	good	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 25
3830	ghostly teal occult water-polo cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	weak delicious Typical Tavern swill	2	awesome	
3832	irresponsibly strong drinkable shaking tumbling tropical swill	7	good	
3833	bad fruity girl swill	4	decent	
3834	hand-crafted blended swill	3	EPIC	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	pulsating lard-coated resourceful hale wholesome Elvish sunglasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	blinking shaking ruddy anniversary safety glass vest	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3838	anniversary burlap belt	0		Item Drop: +5
3839	bouncing tumbling careful anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Monster Level: -10
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	aromatic anniversary pewter cape	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3842	foul-smelling out-of-tune biwa	0		Stench Damage: +10
3843	narrow flame-retardant dented harmonica	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3844	reassuring studded magic whistle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1
3845	plastic blowgun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
3846	pulsating healthy wholesome jungle drum of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: 30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3847	vibrating hippy bongo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3848	knob bugle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3849	Jack Frost's 4-dimensional guitar of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3850	quilted boxing glove	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3851	blurry deadly dance instructor's boxing glove on a spring of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3852	cyan Tesla sinister half-sized guitar	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3853	up-at-dawn bass drum of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5
3854	flame-wreathed pixel boomerang	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3855	deadly cool world's smallest violin of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15
3856	greasy beefcake's ocarina of space of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3857	spinning gravedigger's a butt tuba	0		Spooky Damage: +10
3858	hardy bone flute	0		Maximum HP: +50
3859	tumbling rosewater-soaked infernal fife	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3860	squat Jeselnik's charming flute	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3861	maroon leaf of grass	0		
3862	Fonzie's grass whistle of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3863	veiny plastic guitar of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3864	finger cymbals of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3865	lightning-fast Socratic kettle drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +40
3866	maroon curative veiny double-barreled sling	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3867	frosty magilaser blastercannon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3868	nasty Jack Frost's hanky&#363;	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	auspicious aromatic ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
3870	tumbling upside-down stolen office supplies	0		
3871	gray Sinatra's office-supply crossbow of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5
3872	pocket theremin of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3873	baleful rave whistle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	jittery shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	spinning torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	fuchsia bouncing hellseal disguise	0		
3881	upside-down horrifying lion tamer's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	upside-down encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	magnetized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 59
3886	chilled super-Vulcanized wobbly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 51
3887	altered vial of slime	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 37
3888	aerosolized polymerized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 64
3889	non-nitrogenated ionized fuchsia vial of slime	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 38
3890	unsweetened squat vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 39
3891	super-denatured blurry vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 50
3892	aerosolized triple-modified narrow vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 24
3893	enhanced chilled vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 57
3894	ionized boiled narrow vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 58
3895	liquefied polarized vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 12
3896	irradiated anodized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 46
3897	pickled magnetized twirling vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 33
3898	twirling bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	bouncing gray figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	narrow figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	ghostly figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	wobbly figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	twirling figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	cyan ghostly figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	watered-down hand-crafted tumbling blended swill with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	Fonzie's turtle wax shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3916	olive flame-wreathed turtle wax helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	banded turtle wax greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	fortified meat shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3919	blurry blue turtlemail bits	0		
3920	executive steel-toed turtlemail coif	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	gray Tesla thinker's turtlemail breeches	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	flame-wreathed banded turtlemail hauberk	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3923	jittery hedgeturtle	0		
3924	medical-grade stiffened spiky turtle helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	Samson's spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	ruddy rock-hard spiky turtle shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
3927	blinking turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	blinking syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	cold-filtered altered extra-pressed tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 27
3931	ruddy thinker's severed flipper	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	razor-sharp bad-ass club of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	jittery red sealbone	0		
3935	corrupted squat green hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 68
3936	unsweetened flattened scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 66
3937	extra-colloidal cold-filtered fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
3938	maroon coward's club of corruption	0		Monster Level: -20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	weightlifter's corrupt club of corruption	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	chaotic thinker's evil-ass club of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	pulsating padded slick nasty-ass club of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	crafty stiffened infernal toilet brush	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	blinking resourceful dance instructor's shadowy seal eye	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	savvy oyster egg balloon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	huge Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	pulsating treasure chest	0		
3950	green key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	pulsating teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	spinning jittery lard-coated bejeweled cufflinks	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3959	Jack Frost's garish pinky ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3960	dance instructor's designer sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
3961	steel-toed sinister opera glasses	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	narrow Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	double-frozen blurry cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 69
3966	nippy chilly hot-ass club of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: 15, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	gravedigger's frigid-ass club of bravery of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	energetic supercool cool creepy-ass club	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	alkaline sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 59
3970	green jittery prompt brawny Abyssal ember	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	vacuum-sealed diffused upside-down frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 40
3972	spinning hardy seal spine of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	unsweetened seal lube	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 62
3974	bouncing zippy fortified mannequin leg	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	rosy-cheeked grievous padded tortoise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3976	lightning-fast ruddy tortoboggan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	huge miser's smooth painted shield	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +10
3979	pulsating purple sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	blue twirling shell	0		
3981	mirror torquoise	0		
3982	strapping torquoise ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	slick dueling banjo of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	blinking samurai turtle	0		
3987	blue wobbly samurai turtle helmet of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	blinking turtle shell powder	0		
3990	spinning horrifying turtle shell helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	lime green slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	mirror boxcar turtle	0		
3997	narrow dolphin whistle	0		
3998	teal metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	narrow infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dehydrated agua de vida	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	greedy greasy tortoboggan shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	jittery soup-chucks of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
4005	improved vacuum-sealed alkaline narrow ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 22
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	twirling memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	blurry memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	tumbling green memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	jittery memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	cyan memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	huge memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	twirling memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	greaves of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	olive greedy piece of rebar of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
4021	hardened shovel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +5
4022	Temple Grandin's smartaleck's sage necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7
4023	electrified speargun of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4024	asbestos-lined compass of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
4025	Jeselnik's forbidden cool helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	hale brainy lantern of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +20
4027	squat ruddy greaves of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	gravedigger's sharpshooter's hale club	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
4029	shaking memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	skewed memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	skewed memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	bland slimy sweetbreads	3	decent	
4038	lousy huge slimy fermented bile bladder	3	decent	
4039	powdered ghostly slimy alveolus	1		
4040	blinking red memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	flame-retardant rosy-cheeked pig-iron helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	pulsating gravedigger's toasty pig-iron shinguards	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	twirling scandalous energetic pig-iron bracers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	flame-wreathed wumpus-hair whip	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	blinking up-at-dawn ribald wumpus-hair wig of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	wool resourceful wumpus-hair loincloth of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	mirror prompt wool wumpus-hair sweater	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	blurry ring of teleportation of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	tolerable spirit-forward squat yellow White Hyborian	5	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	goblin hunting spear of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	blinking yellow flame-retardant smartaleck's goblin autoblowgun	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	squat gray tribal beads of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	twirling steel-toed stone fist of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	personal trainer's stone head	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	purple Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	ghostly 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	teal essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	shaking jittery essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	blue squat Lo Pan's villainous scythe of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 50, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	shaking baneful bandolier of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	jittery extremely unsafe diabolical crossbow of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	Lo Pan's weightlifter's malevolent medallion	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	knitted arcane researcher's corrosive cowl	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	chilly padded grisly shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	clever corroded breeches of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	blinking up-at-dawn chaotic pernicious cudgel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	spoiled cupcake-in-a-cup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	decent protein paste	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	ribald educational cyber-mattock	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	shaking X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	liquefied neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	irradiated wobbly physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	mirror slimy cyst	0		
4092	shaking small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	fuchsia slimy cyst	0		
4095	blue dangerous peawee marble	0		Weapon Damage: +10
4096	yellow rosewater-soaked brown crock marble	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4097	narrow ruddy China marble	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4098	skewed wool lemonade marble	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4099	bouncing wicked bumblebee marble	0		Spell Damage: +5
4100	Lo Pan's jet bennie marble	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4101	reassuring beige clambroth marble of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
4102	quilted steely marble	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4103	skewed maroon Oprah's stylish beach ball marble of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50
4104	lion tamer's catseye marble	0		Experience (familiar): +2
4105	bumboozer marble of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4106	chamoisole	0		Item Drop: +5
4107	pressed bitter pill	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 69
4108	blurry hardened smartaleck's monstrous monocle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	spinning ghostly nippy shellacked musty moccasins	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	up-at-dawn molten medallion of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	scandalous brainy brazen bracelet	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	wicked Sinatra's bitter bowtie	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	Rosewater's bewitching boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	skewed wobbly secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	jittery moist sack	0		
4116	narrow inspector's hardened rickety unicycle of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
4117	resourceful boxer's crusty hula hoop of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
4118	hardened Coily&trade; of the brute of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Food Drop: +100
4119	spinning coward's forbidden cool school flying disc	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20
4120	blurry lawn dart of Tarzan of extreme caution of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +7
4121	tumbling knitted foul-smelling wizardly wagon	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	wholesome Herculean crown-shaped beanie of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	Van der Graaf hopping socks of the cougar of the brazier	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4125	lime green jittery fireproof savvy poodle skirt of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	vibrating beefy letterman's jacket of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
4127	Usain Bolt's foul-smelling educational hardened slime hat	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	squat shellacked Da Vinci's hardened slime pants of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	green double-paned Temple Grandin's therapeutic hardened slime belt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	twisted boot plant	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	bad weak sham champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	Vulcanized flattened blue tempura air	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 41
4134	super-dry pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 61
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	blue rosy-cheeked baleful wizardly Bag o' Tricks of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	mirror twirling a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	narrow thinker's funny paper hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	deionized flattened maroon sand	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 40
4147	chilly hardened charged magnet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	spinning stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	narrow lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	concentrated dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	extra-galvanized Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 24
4153	blinking twirling rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	teal bouncing live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	spinning ghostly pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	hand-crafted high-proof twirling pebblebr&auml;u	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	bland rocky road ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	tarnished enhanced tumbling children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 68
4164	polarized activated huge Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 54
4165	upside-down up-at-dawn chaotic Staff of the Soupbone of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5
4166	spinning aromatic Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	cyan pulsating sizzling Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	ghostly Usain Bolt's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	jittery shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	bouncing Sinatra's rock helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	blinking bouncing rock pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	MacGyver's rock necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	Van der Graaf sugar shotgun	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	fuchsia Rosewater's sugar shillelagh	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	teal sugar shank of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	narrow blue upside-down Newton's Samson's sugar chapeau of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Food Drop: +100, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	narrow jittery padded sugar shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	pulsating olive slime convention coupons	0		
4187	Van der Graaf slime convention pin	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	jittery bouncing inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	blue sugar shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	upside-down ribald rave visor	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	yellow flame-wreathed baggy rave pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	sage pacifier necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	wobbly sea cowbell	0		
4197	narrow sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	frosty manspreader's sea cowboy hat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	red grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	spinning jittery Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	upside-down family-friendly smooth brand new key	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4207	purple narrow boxer's dorsal fin	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	wool skate blade of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	shaking collapsible baton of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4216	fuchsia groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	pickled vacuum-sealed blurry groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 65
4219	gravedigger's steel-toed skate board	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10
4220	huge S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	jittery Temple Grandin's yield shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	skewed red map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	wobbly roller skate doll	0		
4226	prompt Star of Bravery	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	vibrating pat&eacute; knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
4235	olive salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	aromatic cheese-slicer	0		Stench Resistance: +1
4238	half-sized spoiled red pulsating bouncing beef jerky	2	crappy	
4239	clever pipe wrench	0		Maximum MP: +20
4240	triple-energized improved tumbling gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 48
4241	sinister sleep mask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	zippy sock garters	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4243	irradiated liquefied blinking mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 13
4244	scandalous leather-bound tome	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4245	tumbling bookmark	0		
4246	wobbly Jeselnik's ivory cue ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4247	artisanal decanter of fine Scotch	3	super EPIC	
4248	mixed purple expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 40
4249	blue tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	skewed fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	aerosolized dry vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 50
4253	double-liquefied huge upside-down potion of speed	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 36
4254	blue blinking bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	blurry spinning Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	irradiated liquefied sap	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	rotten jumbo chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	mediocre high-proof skewed mulled cider	6	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	bouncing mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	huge Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	grievous bark boxers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	maroon nasty bark beret	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	clever bark bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
4267	avaricious Herculean Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	mansplainer's Galapagosian Cuisses of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	red Usain Bolt's auspicious Angelhair Culottes	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	supercool Newman's Own Trousers of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	narrow Samson's Volartta's bellbottoms of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	pulsating perfumed strapping Lederhosen of the Night	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	denatured non-tarnished ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	spinning Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	sizzling curative forbidden Underworld truncheon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	scandalous gravedigger's Staff of the Woodfire of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	cyan twirling lard-coated hardy beefcake's Underworld flail	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	ghostly Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	lion tamer's electrified Mer-kin bunwig	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	nippy beefy crappy Mer-kin mask of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	pulsating crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	mirror censurious rock-hard educational Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	mirror ribald Tesla educational Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	supercharged educational Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of courage	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	ghostly nasty Jim Carey's sage Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	jittery lion tamer's fortified Mer-kin headguard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	upside-down vibrating Mer-kin waistrope	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
4290	blinking steel-toed sage wizardly Mer-kin facecowl	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
4291	stylish Mer-kin thighguard	0		Moxie: +25
4292	auspicious hardy Mer-kin dodgeball of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	scandalous Sinatra's brainy Mer-kin dragnet	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	aromatic steel-toed stylish Mer-kin switchblade	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	yellow crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	cyan depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	spinning Jack Frost's padded smooth Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	bouncing dangerous Brand of Violence of extreme caution of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	censurious grievous Socratic Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4300	huge therapeutic steel-toed Lens of Violence of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	hardy personal trainer's Pigsticker of Violence of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
4302	scandalous toasty mansplainer's Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	tumbling curative Sinatra's Cold Stone of Hatred of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	manspreader's wicked Rosewater's Girdle of Hatred	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	censurious aromatic dog trainer's Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4306	chilly mansplainer's sinister Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	twirling executive Sherlock's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
4308	ribald baleful beefy Lens of Hatred	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	sizzling fortified quilted Treads of Loathing	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	censurious flame-retardant horrifying Scepter of Loathing	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Cloathing
4311	Herculean groovy savvy Belt of Loathing	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	cyan blurry squat prompt auspicious chaotic Goggles of Loathing	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	knitted curative thinker's Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Cloathing
4314	Usain Bolt's ribald Sinatra's Jeans of Loathing	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	therapeutic Annual Ascot	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4316	smelly dance instructor's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	bouncing smelly boxer's Flail of the Seven Aspects of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	clever banded boxer's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	twirling chilly Lo Pan's extremely unsafe Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	avaricious Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	pulsating upside-down mansplainer's occult beefy The Trickster's Trikitixa of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	manspreader's ruddy supercool Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	nippy deadly Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	spinning lightning-fast Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	yellow stanky Herculean educational Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	teal Bling of the New Wave of chilblains of the brazier of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	Oprah's steel-toed groovy La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	lime green suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	gigantic normal candy kneecapping stick	10	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	moldy skewed licorice garrote	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	Lo Pan's candy knuckles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	rotten jawbruiser	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	denatured quantum chocolate car	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	narrow cyan greasy plastic 11 Dealer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	upside-down weightlifter's plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	blurry Temple Grandin's plastic Don Crimbo	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	wobbly knitted plastic Crimbomination	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	moist quadruple-flattened twirling Piddles	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	pickled BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	dry vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed skewed huge olive Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	blinking ghostly string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	jittery plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	shaking leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	brawny snow hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	pulsating strapping snow pants	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	electrified snow belly	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	maroon A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	adequate expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	delicious weak expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	mirror elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	aerosolized cyan elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	low-calorie spoiled upside-down penguin focaccia bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	acceptable watered-down fuchsia bouncing herringcello	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	lousy watered-down huge elven cellocello	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	jittery chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	blinking spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	red Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	huge throwing wrench of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	asbestos-lined pair of bolt cutters	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	wicked poison pen	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	censurious speed limit shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	smelly healthy live wire	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	slick misfit dolly of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	sharpshooter's cool misfit hobby horse	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	green stiffened banded misfit teddy bear	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	pocketwatch on a chain of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	sharpshooter's Van der Graaf cement sandals	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	huge therapeutic occult night-vision goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	shaking passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	peanut brittle shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	wobbly curative brainy Red Rover BB gun	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	rock-hard red-and-green sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	bouncing wobbly Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	galvanized extra-aerosolized Vulcanized blue mirror Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	super-moist altered liquefied pulsating pulsating Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	triple-oxidized skewed Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	shaking crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	upside-down Da Vinci's cheese sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	Lo Pan's cheese diaper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	rosy-cheeked cheese wheel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	shaking prompt cheese eye	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	blurry flame-retardant Van der Graaf clever Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	spinning The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	moldy ghostly quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	mediocre Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	shaking sealhide leggings of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	jittery hale sealhide cloak	0		Maximum HP: +20
4418	pulsating smelly sealhide buckler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4419	mirror frosty sealhide whip	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4420	bouncing sealhide moccasins of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
4421	blinking personal trainer's sealhide gloves	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4422	pulsating brawny sealhide belt	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	cold-filtered super-quantum sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 46
4426	bouncing shaking hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	wobbly frosty glowstick on a string	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
4429	shellacked candy necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	shellacked teddybear backpack	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	anodized modified red twirling invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	altered quadruple-flattened squat bouncing irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	frozen red irritability potion	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	huge hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	Usain Bolt's guard turtle shell	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	blurry sharpshooter's crowbar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4442	Van der Graaf spaghetti cult rosary	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4443	fireproof spaghetti cult mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	spangly mariachi pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	rock-hard spangly mariachi vest of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 5
4447	narrow spangly sombrero of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	altered Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	blue painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	pulsating map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	narrow pointy hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	energetic machetito	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	jittery resourceful lawnmower blade	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	shaking grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	hardy The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	ghostly snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	perfumed cool snailmail coif	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	sharpshooter's wizardly snailmail breeches	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	upside-down boxer's snailmail hauberk of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4461	quantum frozen pulsating seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 51
4462	deionized vacuum-sealed cyan huge chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 21
4463	cold-filtered quantum jittery cyan chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 12
4464	super-dry energized double-diffused blurry chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 62
4465	irradiated non-deionized bouncing chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 42
4466	flattened gray chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 13
4467	unsweetened shaking wobbly chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 54
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	squat jittery BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	pulsating beefcake's BRICKO hat	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	upside-down careful BRICKO pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	BRICKO sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	tumbling BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	gray BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	wobbly bouncing BRICKO bulwark of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	ghostly BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	shaking gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	ghostly gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	yellow BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	bouncing BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	shaking BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	spinning extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	dry mirror recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 33
4498	activated liquefied triple-frozen spinning recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 28
4499	quantum Vulcanized recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 55
4500	improved Vulcanized quantum bouncing recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 30
4501	dry recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 45
4502	moist polarized recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 26
4503	deionized purple recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	Sinatra's heart of the volcano of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60
4505	ionized chilled Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 62
4506	red squat puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	tumbling huge Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	double-colloidal cold-filtered &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	stale immense walrus ice cream	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	rotten tiny maroon wobbly beautiful soup	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	enchanted bland Humpty Dumplings	3	decent	Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	adequate Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	practically non-alcoholic fancy drinkable missing wine	1	good	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	tiny moldy matter custard	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	triple-denatured deionized lime green upside-down comfit?	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	studded Herculean flamingo mallet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	greasy rosy-cheeked eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	asbestos-lined healthy wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	rotten spinning spinning cyan donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	bland special bucket of honey	3	decent	Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	Sherlock's dance instructor's elephant stinger	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	snack-sized moldy yellow dragon snaps	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	nasty snapdragon pistil of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	flavorless rook cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	small moldy bishop cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	fancy miniature moldy knight cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	moldy king cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	decent fancy yellow queen cookie	4	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	twirling dance instructor's insane tophat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	rock-hard sinister helm of the knight	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	blurry scandalous hale wristwatch of the knight	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	veiny trousers of the knight of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	spinning lightning-fast tophat	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	tie	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
4543	greasy tuxedo pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	blinking jittery porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	blurry walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	pulsating carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	upside-down detour shield of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	huge percent sign	0		
4555	skewed left bracket	0		
4556	blue right parenthesis	0		
4557	huge dollar sign	0		
4558	wobbly equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	jittery map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	delicious practically non-alcoholic upside-down world's most unappetizing beverage	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	slippery when wet shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	adequate low-calorie maroon raisin	1	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	wholesome flyest of shirts of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	flavorless gigantic a dance upon the palate	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	immense flavorless prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	10	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	upside-down Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	gigantic adequate twirling squirmy violent party snack	7	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	shaking knitted can-you-dig-it?	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	jittery The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	tumbling panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	oxidized bouncing Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	Newton's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	personal trainer's Newton's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	half-sized moldy teal six wedges of goat cheese	2	crappy	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	pulsating boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	skewed brown pixel	0		
4589	twirling brawny pixel whip	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4590	blurry pixel chain whip of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	pixel morning star of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	blurry pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	pulsating map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	blurry pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	twirling map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	weak acceptable enchanted plastic cup of beer	2	good	Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	miser's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	decent sun-dried tofu	3	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	artisanal soyburger juice	3	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	bouncing essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	dry essential soy	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	enhanced super-galvanized narrow twirling essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	fuchsia arcane researcher's Crown of Thrones	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	artisanal gray Cinco Mayo Lager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	tumbling pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	spinning plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	huge frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	cyan Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	chilled upside-down shaking chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	normal half-sized shaking pawn cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	modified shaking coffee pixie stick	1	good	Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	shaking superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	executive plastic spider ring	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	spinning Lo Pan's plastic kazoo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	inflatable baseball bat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	healthy googly-star hat of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	purple greedy smelly googly-ball hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	reassuring Rosewater's googly-heart hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	gravedigger's savvy super-sweet boom box	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	executive inspector's hale sinister demon mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	miser's greasy shellacked streetfighting champion's belt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	Da Vinci's stylish slick Space Trip safety headphones	0		Moxie: 35, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	smelly LARP carp	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4641	double-paned frosty KoL Con Six Pack	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
4642	experienced Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Experience: +2
4643	mirror rxr shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	wobbly slick Juju Mojo Mask of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	space trooper helmet	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	friendly wholesome Meteoid ice beam of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	yellow Jim Carey's educational cool Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	narrow fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	lard-coated brawny ironic knit cap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	shaking groovy ironic battle spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +10
4655	knitted Tesla veiny ironic jogging shorts	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	mole skin notebook of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	stiffened blackberry galoshes	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
4660	perfumed hale trout fang	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	snack-sized rotten poisonous caviar	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	pressed twirling wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	rock-hard experienced Ellsbury's skull	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	purple censurious hot plate	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Thorns: 1
4666	ghostly greasy imp unity ring of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
4667	yellow supercharged Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4668	chaotic observational glasses	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4669	pulsating hilarious comedy prop of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4670	blurry beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	perfectly mixed narrow booze-soaked cherry	3	EPIC	
4672	teal skewed comfy pillow	0		
4673	toothsome big ghostly marshmallow	5	awesome	
4674	delicious sponge cake	3	awesome	
4675	drinkable skewed gin-soaked blotter paper	3	good	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	spinning smoked potsherd	0		
4681	clever pottery shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	upside-down forbidden grievous pottery hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	huge supercool sage pottery training pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	squat manspreader's pottery club	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	upside-down hardened pottery yo-yo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	yellow pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	red fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	blue fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	blurry fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	olive fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	upside-down pulsating fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	rosewater-soaked aromatic Oprah's Greatest American Pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: 4, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	fossilized necklace of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	blurry green fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	upside-down reassuring red-hot medallion	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	blinking sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	shaking hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	huge sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	flavorless lemon popsicle	3	decent	
4715	special delicious popsicle	3	awesome	Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 10
4716	stale enchanted twirling strawberry popsicle	3	decent	Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 30
4717	decent small gray blurry liver popsicle	2	good	
4718	blue beefcake's mariachi hat	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Temple Grandin's Hollandaise helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	rotten massive liver and let pie	7	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	big delicious badass pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	massive normal ghostly shoo-fish pie	7	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	rotten piping organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	moldy jittery igloo pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	adequate snack-sized stomach turnover	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	rotten immense squat dead lights pie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	small rotten yellow throbbing organ pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	sharpshooter's stop shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	shaking nest egg	0		
4732	shaking sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	huge kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	gray rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	spinning tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	beer-soaked mop of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
4738	tolerable day-old beer	4	good	
4739	drinkable plain beer	4	good	
4740	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	1	EPIC	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	huge narrow bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	quadruple-alkaline PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 63
4745	Vulcanized Wax Flask	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 66
4746	unsweetened bouncing Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 14
4747	massive toothsome blurry bone meal	6	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	lousy mirror bone aperitif	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	extremely unsafe bonerang	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	curative bone and arrows	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	greedy boning knife	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	steel-toed bone crusher	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	ghostly foul-smelling bone spurs	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	weightlifter's bonedanna of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	fireproof Oprah's boneana hammock	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	jittery narrow bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	moist aerosolized twirling candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	ghostly Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	cyan pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	fuchsia huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	normal squat pumpkin pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	spirit-forward artisanal pumpkin beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	dry tarnished teal huge pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	veiny shin gourds of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	upside-down Usain Bolt's fireproof rosy-cheeked Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	cyan Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	mirror Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	spinning purple Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	spinning Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	blurry Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	twirling Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	spoiled big CRIMBCOIDS mints	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	olive can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	moldy snack-sized CRIMBCOLOAF	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	flavorless half-sized circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	decent	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	plastic CRIMBCO HQ of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	squat fortified plastic fax machine	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	Samson's plastic hobo elf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	maroon skewed Sinatra's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	jittery plastic Best Game Ever of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	twirling hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	twirling mirror robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	twirling robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	maroon robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	twirling teal robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	moldy diet triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	decent square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	ghostly spinning auspicious Jeselnik's nasty bindlestocking	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	purple spinning The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	Fonzie's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	cyan dance instructor's strapping Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	twirling friendly Jim Carey's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	energetic Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	ghostly therapeutic Uncle Hobo's highest bough of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	blinking Socratic Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	quadruple-Vulcanized shaking chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	gift-a-pult of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	wet double-diffused holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	Oprah's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	huge pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	twirling photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	cyan deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	blue Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	nasty wholesome hardened paperclip-on tie	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	shaking asbestos-lined paperclip pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	scandalous paperclip turban of extreme caution of horror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	paperclip cape of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	squat teal glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	blurry tumbling BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	ionized energized deionized purple ghostly chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	tarnished tarnished skewed bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	flattened blinking incense bath ball	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	non-denatured myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	mediocre practically non-alcoholic CRIMBCO wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	lime green narrow Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	moldy miniature toe jam toast	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	spoiled traffic jam toast	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	spinning space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal space jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	ionized Vulcanized huge olive motivational poster	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	tumbling bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	adequate festive sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	delicious squat holiday cheese log	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	up-at-dawn chaotic BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	lightning-fast BGE pocket calendar	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	squat BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	BGE plastic toy of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	lightning-fast stapler bear	0		Initiative: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	adhesive tape dolly of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	blurry dangerous scissor duck	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	squat smelly Seven Loco of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	upside-down stylish Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	blurry Loathing Legion necktie of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	huge wholesome Loathing Legion knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	blinking Lo Pan's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	padded Loathing Legion can opener	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	up-at-dawn medical-grade Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Loathing Legion rollerblades of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	smelly Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	wobbly ghostly Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	gray hardened Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	deadly Loathing Legion double prism	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	jittery Loathing Legion tape measure of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	blinking brawny Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	spinning narrow yellow resourceful Loathing Legion abacus	0		Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	twirling Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	blinking Loathing Legion pizza stone of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	slick Loathing Legion hammer	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	ghostly a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	stale Knob jelly donut	3	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	maroon Knob frosting	0		
4946	fuchsia unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	twirling pulsating Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	cold-filtered magnetized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 45
4950	nitrogenated upside-down abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 58
4951	flimsy clipboard of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
4952	triple-pickled yellow blinking baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 49
4953	blurry whalebone corset of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
4954	skewed Van der Graaf oven mitts	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4955	small adequate overcookie	2	good	
4956	tasty small philosopher's scone	2	awesome	
4957	corrupted blurry half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 65
4958	red blinking occult Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4959	stale bite-sized Knob nuts	1	decent	
4960	lousy practically non-alcoholic Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1	decent	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	green auspicious padded mysterious lapel pin	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4963	tumbling state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	yellow Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	squat Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	tumbling Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	shaking Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	blue Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	shaking Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	huge Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	yellow Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	red Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	jittery Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	narrow Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	pulsating Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	shaking Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	green Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	jittery Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	blinking Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	cyan Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	spinning Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	blinking fuchsia shaking Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	jittery Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	narrow twirling Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	ghostly blinking Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	olive Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	pulsating Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	skewed Van der Graaf card sleeve	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	yellow evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	bland tiny mirror wasabi pocky	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	toothsome tobiko pocky	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	bland natto pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	lousy irresponsibly strong tumbling wasabi-infused sake	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	perfectly mixed tobiko-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	weak lousy natto-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	vacuum-sealed upside-down wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	altered tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	liquefied unsweetened natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	unsweetened blurry elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	acceptable upside-down marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	smooth cranberry schnapps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	aged breaded beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	drinkable weak soy cordial	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	censurious thinker's astral bludgeon of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
5029	MacGyver's occult astral shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100
5030	yellow scandalous curative supercool astral chapeau	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	narrow foul-smelling hardy rosy-cheeked astral bracer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10
5032	flame-retardant nasty forbidden astral longbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
5033	skewed sinister boxer's astral shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	horrifying steel-toed astral mace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25
5035	perfumed banded astral trousers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	auspicious scorching hale astral ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
5037	blurry frosty Jim Carey's banded astral statuette	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
5038	frightening toasty rock-hard astral pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
5039	zippy astral mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +20
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	twirling teal Usain Bolt's weightlifter's astral shirt of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80
5042	dance instructor's astral belt of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
5043	stale super-sized narrow lime green astral hot dog	5	???	
5044	artisanal astral pilsner	4	???	
5045	squat astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	squat avaricious Sherlock's double-ice cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	lime green pulsating horrifying double-ice box of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	prompt double-paned horrifying double-ice britches	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	spinning intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	polymerized skewed Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	cold-filtered extra-ionized Red Pill	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	ghostly boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	decent pulsating spaghetti con calaveras	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	adequate popcorn	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	tasty twirling chaos popcorn	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	purple medical-grade quilted brainy hole	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	stale s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	purple diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	watered-down mediocre Russian Ice	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	ribald clay ashtray	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	gray lanyard of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	groovy monster pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	blinking tumbling box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	frozen energized spinning Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	hardened slick Van der Graaf helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	skewed wool crutch	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	smelly shock belt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	enhanced Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	spinning occult rubber band gun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	bouncing blinking lard-coated pin-stripe slacks	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	energetic gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	chilled extra-pickled olive squat correction fluid	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	double-paned Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	quilted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	spinning bouncing Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	blinking inspector's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	narrow ribald Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	coward's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	stanky Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	rosy-cheeked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	double-paned Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	miser's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	extra-adjusted willyweed	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	oxidized narrow Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	liquefied tarnished fish juice box	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	watered-down hand-crafted Jeppson's Malort	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	pulsating fistful of ashes	0		
5109	shaking Fonzie's stress ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	mirror Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	purple supercool Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	tumbling My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	skewed reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bouncing bird brain	0		
5119	ghostly fuchsia busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	auspicious slick Admiral's hat of the sewer	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	zippy dog trainer's Tesla aviator's cap	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	twirling healthy mirrored aviator shades of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	jittery Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	squat Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	mirror ghostly Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	electrified liquefied huge Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	tasty olive elven hardtack	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	acceptable irresponsibly strong elven squeeze	10	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	blurry lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	twirling E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	twirling shaking E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	narrow E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	upside-down pulsating carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	boiled jittery astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	blue handful of honey	0		
5145	super-unsweetened boiled teal honeypot	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 69
5146	adequate jumbo wild honey pie	5	good	
5147	practically non-alcoholic fancy mediocre narrow honey mead	1	decent	Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 10
5148	frosty Temple Grandin's experienced honey dipper	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10
5149	coward's Herculean honeybritches of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -35, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	honeycap of the empath of incineration of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	groovy Moonthril Circlet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	Moonthril Greaves of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	pulsating red Oprah's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Herculean Moonthril Longbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	inspector's Moonthril Cuirass	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	upside-down Fonzie's plush alielf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	boiled tarnished mirror Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	squat sinister plush dogcat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	mirror ghostly miser's plush hamsterpus	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	narrow therapeutic plush ferrelf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	curative plush alien hamsterpus	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	extremely unsafe plush mutated alielf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	toasty slick plush mutated alielephant	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	horrifying girl	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	cyan synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	extra-modified shaking transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	ghostly Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	fancy irresponsibly strong delicious Saison du Lune	9	awesome	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	strong tolerable Moonthril Schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	smooth Wrecked Generator	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	normal Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	spoiled Crepes a la Lune	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	decent wobbly Moon Pie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	activated polarized activated Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	activated super-modified Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	flattened 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	blinking Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	galvanized wobbly spinning honey stick	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 69
5189	corrupted double-concentrated double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	foul-smelling stiffened forbidden Operation Patriot Shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	flattened spinning corrupted data	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	pulsating exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	blinking sinister Great S-Cape	0		Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Marvelous Unitard of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	denatured gooey paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	pickled wobbly beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	denatured paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	mixed cyan skewed ghostly ectoplasmic paste	1	awesome	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	twisted huge greasy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	boiled bug paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	denatured hippy paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	pickled ghostly blinking orc paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	mixed demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	diluted skewed maroon indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	modified bouncing maroon paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	compressed shaking goblin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	pickled pirate paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	denatured green pulsating chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	powdered red paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	mixed cyan Mer-kin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	twisted slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	altered shaking cyan penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	mixed twirling elemental paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	dehydrated cosmic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	mixed purple ghostly hobo paste	1	good	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	compressed twirling Crimbo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	pulsating Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	spinning fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	ghostly narrow Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	jittery Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	bite-sized normal skewed Ur-Donut	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	perfectly mixed bucket of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	normal mirror ultrafondue	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	huge unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	blurry snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	wobbly crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	lime green skewed Rosewater's shining halo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	furry halo of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	banded frosty halo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	tolerable fancy Lumineux Limnio	3	good	Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	lousy upside-down Morto Moreto	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Temps Tempranillo	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	practically non-alcoholic lousy Bordeaux Marteaux	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	drinkable strong Fromage Pinotage	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	tolerable enchanted Beignet Milgranet	4	good	Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	spirit-forward hand-crafted Muschat	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	stale miniature cool jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	bland diet shrapnel jelly donut	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	stale super-sized occult jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	huge decent thyme jelly donut	10	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	moldy snack-sized danish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	decent massive smashed danish	7	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	adequate upside-down shaking forbidden danish	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	rotten half-sized cool cat claw	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	huge spoiled cyan blunt cat claw	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	rotten shadowy cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	diet special normal tumbling cheezburger	1	good	Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	special delicious jumbo toasted brie	5	awesome	Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	triple-liquefied quadruple-magnetized potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	modified triple-pressed too legit potion	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	quadruple-ionized upside-down Bright Water	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	alkaline activated cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	double-energized improved graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	alkaline huge cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	nitrogenated moist altered skewed potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	concentrated magnetized blinking potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	super-wet pulsating potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	extra-moist potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	irradiated potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	fuchsia holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	ghostly bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	slick hammerus	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	flame-retardant blunt icepick	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	fluorescent lightbulb of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	Van der Graaf blammer of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	gray quilted clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	stanky broken clock	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	cyan shaking frosty dethklok	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	baleful glacial clock	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	shaking d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	huge d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	red blinking generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	gray generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	red newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	gray slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	decent tiny phish stick	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	ghostly lion tamer's plastic vampire fangs of the blizzard of the cheetah	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	maroon Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	purple Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	mirror gravedigger's veiny Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of courage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	upside-down supercharged Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	Da Vinci's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	blinking Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	bouncing chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	ionized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	pressed blue mirror mirror necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	diffused super-liquefied concentrated skewed narrow bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	dry huge whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	triple-nitrogenated enhanced press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	extra-aerosolized spinning Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	denatured colloidal aerosolized Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	aerosolized liquefied adjusted tumbling Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	double-deionized mirror shaking Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	electrified wobbly Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	artisanal upside-down Ecto-Cooler	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	lousy Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	artisanal spirit-forward Blood Light	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	weak hand-crafted skewed Silver Bullet beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	watered-down hand-crafted pulsating Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	triple-warmed vacuum-sealed spinning twirling sorority brain	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	polarized squat Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	electrified magnetized maroon drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	lime green throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	squat shaking dangerous extra-see-thru nightie	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	Usain Bolt's BRAINS shorts of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	perfumed Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	scrunchie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	mirror steel-toed brainy extremely skinny jeans	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	upside-down careful Tesla The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	Sherlock's fireproof coward's The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	zippy auspicious The Necbromancer's Shorts of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	careful brawny The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	mediocre weak upside-down The Cooler Out of Space	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	wobbly The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	narrow red sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	vacuum-sealed lime green Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	olive A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	huge blurry A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	mirror jar of oil	0		
5354	olive The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	bouncing A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	yellow shaking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	blue CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	wobbly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	mirror CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	ghostly narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	Temple Grandin's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	strapping plastic trollipop	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	Sinatra's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	spinning miser's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	spinning dog trainer's plastic colollilossus	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	teal medical-grade plastic Big Candy of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	diluted upside-down shaking pulsating groose grease	1	EPIC	Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	spinning wobbly tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	huge stiffened ridiculous belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	medical-grade ridiculous earring	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	scorching ridiculous sunglasses	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	special thick normal olive ridiculous sandwich	5	good	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	perfectly mixed ridiculous cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	skewed zombie monkey necklace of the empath of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	super-polymerized moist lime green pulsating peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	spoiled huge blue peppermint patty	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	huge peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	narrow resourceful candy cane	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	huge Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	foul-smelling lion tamer's deadly cane-mail shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	purple squat narrow horrifying Lo Pan's cane-mail pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	perfectly mixed watered-down Vodka Matryoshka	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	perfectly mixed high-proof enchanted red Gin Mint	9	EPIC	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	bad strong huge Tequiz Navidad	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	practically non-alcoholic delicious bouncing Mint Yulep	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	acceptable tumbling Sangria de Menthe	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	blinking candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	diffused huge red licorice root	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	anodized skewed ghostly banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	boiled pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	electrified blurry lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	deionized frozen kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	wet Vulcanized olive strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	huge Temple Grandin's bananarama bangle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	pair of pearidot earrings of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	tourmalime tourniquet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	thinker's kumquartz ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	wobbly savvy strawberyl necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	pulsating miser's brawny sucker bucket	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	skewed Sherlock's sucker hakama	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	Socratic sucker kabuto	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	sucker tachi of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	upside-down cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	tumbling fuchsia raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	blurry DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	dry tumbling cyan fudge lily	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	teal blurry superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	Vulcanized fuchsia fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	blinking fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	snack-sized decent bouncing fudgesicle	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	tumbling wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	bouncing The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	huge miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	altered tarnished double-adjusted shaking devilish folio	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	huge teal jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	mirror vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	squat lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	upside-down avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	dry oxidized teal Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	delicious fudge bunny	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	rosewater-soaked fireproof fudgecycle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	upside-down Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	pressed super-moist resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	cold-filtered mirror yellow resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	electrified polarized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	dry improved yellow resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	liquefied tumbling red resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	wet activated double-wet pulsating resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	denatured polymerized irradiated tumbling resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	improved resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	nitrogenated resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	upside-down gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	maroon gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	tumbling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	polymerized gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	wet modified gummi snake	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	extra-adjusted gummi canary	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	huge adequate gummi bear	7	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	stale gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	immense spoiled gummi bear	10	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	diet moldy upside-down drunki-bear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	moldy massive drunki-bear	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	small toothsome drunki-bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	vibrating gummi bowtie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	shaking hale fudge pocket square	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	sizzling lollipop cufflinks	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	mirror twirling trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	Vulcanized electrified twirling olive gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	flattened super-modified lime green gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	diffused gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	narrow heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	twirling lion tamer's healthy Big Candy's tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	squat blessed box	0		
5505	maroon jittery wobbly pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	adequate jerky coins	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	fancy hand-crafted Go-Wassail	3	EPIC	Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	flattened skewed Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	adjusted upside-down bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	electrified wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	yellow wobbly wobbly Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	teal Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	upside-down Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	tumbling pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	fuchsia pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	twirling pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	tumbling pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	squat pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	mirror pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	tarnished energized Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	ghostly whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	snack-sized moldy berries of suffering	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	quantum baobab sap	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	ionized Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	smooth spirit-forward Barulio's bottle	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	altered adjusted Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	deionized unsweetened tumbling desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	pulsating Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	spinning pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	forbidden Leapin' Trousers of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100
5544	smooth eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	spoiled shaking hamhock	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	tumbling Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	maroon Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	blue narrow Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	smelly Trusty	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
5553	purple can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	non-galvanized moist ionized pulsating twirling fireclutch	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
5556	Samson's Rain-Doh wings of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	tumbling Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	mansplainer's Rain-Doh laser gun of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	spinning smelly Rain-Doh lantern of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	spinning Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	spinning Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	reassuring padded Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	cyan Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	fancy decent low-calorie PB&BP	1	good	Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 40
5566	yummy club sandwich	3	awesome	
5567	gigantic moldy corned-beef Reuben	6	crappy	
5568	tumbling green frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	bouncing loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	perfectly mixed Drac & Tan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	artisanal teal Transylvania Sling	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	perfectly mixed yellow Shot of the Living Dead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	watered-down perfectly mixed Buttery Knob	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	mediocre maroon Slippery Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	weak smooth Flaming Knob	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	hand-crafted Grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	acceptable watered-down Locust	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	smooth distilled Plague of Locusts	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	bad spinning Red Dwarf	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	irresponsibly strong artisanal Golden Mean	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	watered-down tolerable wobbly Green Giant	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	drinkable blinking Aye Aye	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	fortified artisanal Aye Aye, Captain	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	tolerable jittery Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	spirit-forward aged More Humanitini than Humanitini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	strong delicious Oh, the Humanitini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	tolerable Great Older Fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	smooth Fuzzy Tentacle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	tolerable Crazymaker	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	aged wobbly Zoodriver	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	triple-distilled hand-crafted ghostly Sloe Comfortable Zoo	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	lousy Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	irresponsibly strong smooth pulsating Suffering Sinner	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	artisanal watered-down Suppurating Sinner	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	watered-down lousy Sizzling Sinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	drinkable weak Firewater	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	drinkable high-proof Earth and Firewater	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	weak delicious Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	enchanted drinkable jittery Slimosa	3	good	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	acceptable Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	smooth weak wobbly Slimebite	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	bad fancy green Cement Mixer	3	decent	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	distilled acceptable twirling Jackhammer	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	enchanted acceptable watered-down Dump Truck	2	good	Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	drinkable bouncing blue Fauna Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	practically non-alcoholic bad Chakra Libre	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	hand-crafted skewed Aura Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	smooth triple-distilled spinning Sazerorc	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	acceptable irresponsibly strong Sazuruk-hai	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	perfectly mixed Flaming Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	acceptable spirit-forward narrow Green Velvet	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	boozy tolerable special twirling Green Muslin	5	good	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	hand-crafted blurry Green Burlap	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	bad practically non-alcoholic shaking Mohobo	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	fancy spirit-forward artisanal Moonshine Mohobo	5	EPIC	Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	tolerable Flaming Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	delicious watered-down Drunken Philosopher	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	perfectly mixed skewed Drunken Neurologist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	hand-crafted ghostly Drunken Astrophysicist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	aged practically non-alcoholic Dark & Starry	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	hand-crafted green spinning Black Hole	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	lousy Event Horizon	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	weak lousy Herring Daiquiri	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	lousy yellow Herring Wallbanger	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	artisanal Herringtini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	artisanal Lollipop Drop	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	drinkable shaking Candy Alexander	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	artisanal Candicaine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	perfectly mixed narrow Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	perfectly mixed watered-down Flying Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic gray Flaming Caipiranha	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	bad Punchplanter	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	artisanal Doublepunchplanter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	perfectly mixed Haymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	flavorless blurry fungus	4	decent	
5642	cyan jittery poisoned dart	0		
5643	dry Vulcanized stone wool	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 30
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	calendar of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
5648	gray energetic quilted Boris's Helm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	smartaleck's staph of homophones of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Alters Page Text
5650	Jeselnik's MacGyver's clever Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Maximum MP: 120, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	shaking key-o-tron	0		
5654	decent nailswurst	3	good	
5655	hand-crafted high-proof wobbly used beer	7	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	blurry fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	upside-down spinning wool insulting hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	dog trainer's offensive moustache	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
5661	hairshirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
5662	gray Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	twirling microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	blinking club	0		
5670	stale fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	decent	
5671	bad watered-down slap and slap again	2	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	distilled red watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	fortified Ze&trade; goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	stylish swimsuit of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	moldy diet pulsating P.B.L.T.	1	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	skewed BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	brainy UV monocular	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	ghostly rock-hard quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 5
5693	flame-retardant phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	extremely unsafe bugbear detector	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
5696	shaking bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	twirling olive 1 Meat	0		
5698	miser's dance instructor's The Lost Glasses	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	squat gray The Lost Comb	0		
5701	narrow Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	yellow crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	toasty wax hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	flame-retardant wax pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	magnetized mirror drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	lime green bouncing forbidden fireman's helmet of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	fire axe of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	lime green wool stiffened Herculean fire extinguisher	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	jittery FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	yellow Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	stale FDKOL hotcakes	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	huge smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	jumbo decent fiery wing	5	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	sizzling boxer's wings of fire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	asbestos-lined FDKOL fire hose	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	activated bouncing bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	skewed bouncing molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	gravedigger's hot daub bun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	maroon twirling blurry hot daub stand of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	rosewater-soaked rock-hard foot-long hot daub	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	adequate fancy angst burger	4	good	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 45
5731	lousy special 5-hour acrimony	3	decent	Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 50
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	special normal forbidden sausage	4	good	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 50
5735	sage Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	corrupted Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 31
5737	moist daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Fonzie's Camp Scout backpack	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	upside-down CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	normal big bag of GORP	5	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	artisanal water purification pills	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	smooth CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	rotten shaking bag of GORF	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	moldy enchanted jumbo bag of QWOP	5	crappy	Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	anodized concentrated narrow pulsating red CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	perfectly mixed fancy green CSA cheerfulness ration	3	EPIC	Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	purple Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	normal pulsating crappy brain	3	good	
5753	stale small ghostly decent brain	2	decent	
5754	decent good brain	4	good	
5755	immense adequate green boss brain	7	good	
5756	yummy hunter brain	3	awesome	
5758	narrow rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's Staff of Holiday Sensations of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	lard-coated staff of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5760	wholesome razor-sharp staff of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
5761	coward's smartaleck's sage Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	wholesome Socratic Superhero Reboots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
5764	pulsating curative fuzzy busby of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	lion tamer's experienced fuzzy earmuffs	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	shellacked hardened fuzzy montera of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	huge gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	jittery talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	jittery yellow brawny slick Barney's rake	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20
5778	normal idiot brain	3	good	
5779	banded keel-haulin' knife	0		Damage Absorption: +100
5780	ghostly jittery educational ice cream scoop	0		Experience: +1
5781	mediocre twirling teal soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	decent	
5782	lime green morningwood plank	0		
5783	ghostly spinning raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	ghostly weirdwood plank	0		
5785	skewed thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	cyan huge tumbling messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	blinking twirling hardy right bear arm of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	prompt greedy Jeselnik's left bear arm	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	frightening Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Spooky Damage: +5
5794	cold-filtered denatured skewed Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 48
5795	non-warmed Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 54
5796	oxidized mirror Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 61
5797	flattened upside-down Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 41
5798	energized corrupted shaking blinking Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 25
5799	corrupted adjusted pulsating eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 27
5800	cold-filtered narrow Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 36
5801	diffused ghostly Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 16
5802	colloidal cold-filtered perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 61
5803	quadruple-energized pickled White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 54
5804	improved warmed bouncing Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 25
5805	boiled dry breath mint	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 14
5806	extra-magnetized gray muesli	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 21
5807	anodized cyan glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 63
5808	warmed vacuum-sealed mirror glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 37
5809	denatured teal Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 49
5810	polymerized improved Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 52
5811	electrified mirror tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 63
5812	electrified quadruple-improved pulsating skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 18
5813	pickled enhanced smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
5814	enhanced skewed blob of acid	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 42
5815	altered maroon flayed mind	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 58
5816	dry lime green kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 17
5817	extra-unsweetened electrified shaking jittery forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 54
5818	deionized purple twirling spinning ghostly Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 12
5819	triple-magnetized narrow gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 14
5820	diffused chilled bull blubber	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 51
5821	super-cold-filtered aerosolized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 48
5822	cold-filtered irradiated warmed narrow gazely stare	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 45
5823	modified pickled canopic jar	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 16
5824	aerosolized energized bouncing clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 66
5825	Vulcanized Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 36
5826	magnetized warmed teal ghostly zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 21
5827	super-wet cold-filtered gray skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 57
5828	pickled gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 66
5829	irradiated mirror janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 65
5830	pressed maroon pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18
5831	wet cold-filtered blinking pygmy dart	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 46
5832	Vulcanized ionized shaking secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 57
5833	enhanced brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 37
5834	irradiated holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 62
5835	altered cold-filtered green skewed scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 42
5836	polymerized pressed embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 22
5837	quantum cold-filtered wobbly Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 21
5838	altered Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 58
5839	enhanced mirror ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 43
5840	quantum tumbling gray huge Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 68
5841	diffused A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 66
5842	aerosolized gray toothbrush	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 30
5843	energized pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 21
5844	magnetized wet mirror una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 68
5845	super-energized compressed air canister	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 36
5846	chilled upside-down salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 26
5847	energized polymerized unholy water	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 39
5848	improved non-enhanced pulsating Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 31
5849	tarnished triple-ionized shaking skewed handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 56
5850	magnetized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 59
5851	aerosolized dry temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 35
5852	polymerized aerosolized oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 62
5853	polymerized stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 43
5854	Vulcanized wobbly BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 35
5855	quantum diffused altered Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 56
5856	enhanced wobbly Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
5857	adjusted twirling grey cube	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 50
5858	magnetized ionized votive candle	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 17
5859	quadruple-ionized booby trap	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 19
5860	oxidized Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 49
5861	vacuum-sealed squat fuchsia good ash	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 33
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	narrow papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	enhanced blue papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	deionized quantum papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	double-dry aerosolized dry upside-down papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	toasty groovy papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	foul-smelling papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	blinking crafty papier-masque of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	toasty lion tamer's papier-mitre	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	mirror ghostly greasy Da Vinci's papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	jittery papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	blinking papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	spinning papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	squat Rainbow Jello Mould of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5879	shaking Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	greasy personal trainer's skeleton skis of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	special snack-sized toothsome upside-down skeleton quiche	2	awesome	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	blurry skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	twirling therapeutic educational slick wizardly Bonestabber	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	hand-crafted crystal skeleton vodka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	green auxiliary backbone of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	double-unsweetened cyan that gum you like	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 29
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	bouncing canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	powdered Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	blinking jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	twirling jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	squat jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	squat green jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	pulsating ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	nasty wedding ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	Solstice Shield of James Dean of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +25
5913	adjusted huge squat skewed candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	deionized pressed chilled mirror sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	vacuum-sealed wobbly beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	improved sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	triple-concentrated vacuum-sealed liquefied wobbly cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	pulsating lime green frightening plastic animelf	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	groovy plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	thinker's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	squat foul-smelling plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	Herculean plastic MechaElf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	squat electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	narrow ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	olive BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	narrow BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	sage brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	huge bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	jittery blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	mirror double-paned plastic four-shadowed mime of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	jittery crafty plastic Bugbear Captain of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	vibrating wizardly plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	jittery steel-toed plastic Lord Flameface of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	plastic Beebee King of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	upside-down savvy plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	blinking blinking cool plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	shaking steel-toed plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	pulsating plastic spiderbugbear of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	wobbly prompt plastic peacannon	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	zippy plastic the Free Man	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	bouncing plastic fire servant of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	purple deadly plastic mumblebee	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	medical-grade plastic moneybee	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	double-paned plastic beebee queue	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	medical-grade plastic buzzerker	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	stiffened plastic bee swarm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	shaking plastic batbugbear of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	slick plastic bugaboo	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	crafty plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	plastic ops bugbear of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	supercool plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	Temple Grandin's plastic cavebugbear	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	banded plastic Norville Rogers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	nasty plastic Scott the Miner	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	skewed chaotic plastic angry space marine	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	scorching plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	wobbly scandalous plastic Father McGruber	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	Herculean plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	olive careful plastic blazing bat	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	manspreader's therapeutic electronic dulcimer pants	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	experienced Frown Exerciser of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	squat twirling soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	tumbling smooth soul mask	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	jittery record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	ghostly record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	yellow pulsating record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	jittery lion tamer's resourceful occult silent beret	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	normal huge slice of pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	gray cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	tolerable tankard of ale	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	spinning family-friendly perfumed flame-retardant cloth cap	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	dog trainer's cool iron dagger of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	gigantic flavorless ghostly bouncing hamburger	10	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	shaking potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	spirit-forward artisanal blurry fuchsia bottle of wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	lime green mirror round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	rosewater-soaked iron helmet of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	horrifying flame-wreathed razor-sharp steel sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	moldy whole roasted chicken	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	green potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic tumbling shining goblet	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	Tesla padded strapping crown	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	mirror friendly medical-grade sword of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	fireproof foul-smelling Newton's Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	mirror lightning-fast family-friendly rosy-cheeked Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	mansplainer's cool weightlifter's Sword of Dark Omens	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	frightening sizzling Shield of Icy Fate of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	spinning rosewater-soaked double-paned stiffened Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	Jeselnik's educational Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	lard-coated boxer's Boots of Twilight Whispers of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	chilly crafty Belt of Howling Anger of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	logging hatchet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
6011	huge mirror orc wrist of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
6012	cyan freshwater pearl necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6013	greedy Lo Pan's orcish stud-finder	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20
6014	screwing pooch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
6015	deionized skewed orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 16
6016	activated orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 42
6017	quadruple-anodized twirling orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 25
6018	acceptable backwoods screwdriver	3	good	
6019	blurry blue frosty loadstone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6020	up-at-dawn Claybender glasses of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6021	Sinatra's Duskwalker fangs of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	careful sage Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	beefcake's Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Muscle: +25
6025	super-colloidal Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 53
6026	red Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	frightening dress pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	supercharged badge of authority	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
6032	huge sage motorcycle boots of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
6033	twirling healthy stolen necklace of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6034	inspector's ruddy troll britches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	cold-filtered activated huge vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 45
6036	tolerable lime green artisanal limoncello	4	good	
6037	ghostly ginger ale	0		
6038	flavorless small incredible pizza	2	decent	
6039	maroon ribald horrifying oil cap	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	frightening wizardly oil lamp	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
6041	sizzling oil slacks	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	squat miser's oil pan	0		Meat Drop: +10
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	twirling Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	sharpshooter's wholesome Misty Cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
6048	bouncing shaking crafty Misty Robe of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50
6049	auspicious Misty Cape of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 15
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	wobbly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	jumbo spoiled fancy wobbly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	5	crappy	Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	drinkable watered-down Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	triple-modified cold-filtered Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	bouncing The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	maroon Meatcleaver of horror of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	skewed Jeselnik's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Temple Grandin's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	blue shaking Crimbo tree flocker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	miser's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	yellow jittery sharp tin strip	0		
6065	squat wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	horrifying hardened Truthsayer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	red loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	quantum fuchsia pulsating haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	vacuum-sealed activated super-wet ghostly magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	alkaline warmed 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	mediocre watered-down wobbly cyan McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	bland fancy haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	decent	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	shaking home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	tumbling school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	haggis socks of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	skewed Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	narrow lime green actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	mirror Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	red greasy Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	stanky Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	narrow educational Microplushie: Bropane	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	ghostly scandalous Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	wobbly weightlifter's Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	Microplushie: Raverdrine of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	olive prompt Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	squat Socratic Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	ghostly Microplushie: Dorkonide of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	blurry Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	deadly Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	blue classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	blurry shaking Lo Pan's Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	ghostly homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	squat Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	ghostly Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	blinking Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	shaking spinning studded Ginsu&trade; of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	skewed zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	pulsating goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	blurry purple abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	watered-down artisanal Chinese beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	bouncing cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	fuchsia rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	enhanced dry upside-down bouncing bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	Usain Bolt's wholesome novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	upside-down furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	extremely unsafe makeshift yakuza mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	mirror piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	blurry battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	auspicious Socratic White Dragon Fang of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	huge Newton's butterfly knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	medical-grade weighted paperclip chain	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	jittery wicked rubber gloves	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	cyan triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	stale squat huge roasted duck	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	stale dead meat bun	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	therapeutic cat collar	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	chilly beefy suspicious-looking fedora	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	bouncing Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	blinking MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	normal tumbling carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	smooth carrot claret	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	dehydrated carrot juice	1	crappy	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	pulsating friendly deadly Byte	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	fuchsia spinning anger blaster of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	squat knitted doubt cannon	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	quilted fear condenser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	Sherlock's regret hose	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	maroon Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	Tesla commodore's hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	chilly naval trousers	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	blue sage deck cannon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	narrow Herculean ornamental sextant	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	greasy Bloodbath of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	watered-down smooth Hundred Headed IPA	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	big spoiled narrow chum	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	quantum electrified crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 58
6172	boiled double-galvanized maroon candy crayons	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	blinking greedy strapping pixel grappling hook	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +20
6174	pulsating GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	tumbling maroon GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	jittery cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	pulsating blurry cosmic fruit	0		
6184	deadly thinker's Jarlsberg's hat of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
6185	delicious consummate hard-boiled egg	4	awesome	
6186	decent huge consummate fried egg	4	good	
6187	normal huge upside-down consummate egg salad	9	good	
6188	rotten consummate bagel	3	crappy	
6189	spoiled snack-sized consummate sliced bread	2	crappy	
6190	rotten consummate hot dog bun	3	crappy	
6191	miniature tasty narrow consummate brownie	2	awesome	
6192	enchanted normal consummate toast	4	good	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 50
6193	smooth pulsating passable stout	4	awesome	
6194	snack-sized moldy consummate soup	2	crappy	
6195	stale miniature consummate corn chips	2	decent	
6196	decent enchanted consummate salad	4	good	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 10
6197	moldy consummate salsa	3	crappy	
6198	decent consummate sauerkraut	4	good	
6199	flavorless wobbly consummate cheese slice	3	decent	
6200	bland consummate melted cheese	4	decent	
6201	bland half-sized consummate bacon	2	decent	
6202	miniature moldy consummate meatloaf	2	crappy	
6203	rotten consummate steak	3	crappy	
6204	flavorless consummate cuts	4	decent	
6205	toothsome consummate frankfurter	4	awesome	
6206	spoiled shaking consummate french fries	3	crappy	
6207	bland enchanted consummate baked potato	3	decent	Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 10
6208	hand-crafted watered-down special acceptable vodka	2	EPIC	Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 5
6209	bite-sized stale consummate ice cream	1	decent	
6210	miniature moldy bouncing consummate whipped cream	2	crappy	
6211	bland fancy consummate cream	4	decent	Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 20
6212	stale super-sized consummate strawberries	5	decent	
6213	moldy huge consummate sorbet	3	crappy	
6214	mediocre adequate rum	3	decent	
6215	lousy ghostly mediocre lager	3	decent	
6216	delicious immaculate grilled cheese	3	awesome	
6217	tasty small mirror immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	awesome	
6218	moldy pulsating immaculate hot dog	4	crappy	
6219	snack-sized bland ghostly immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	decent	
6220	rotten perfect sandwich	3	crappy	
6221	stale special perfect chef salad	4	decent	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 50
6222	miniature bland huge ghostly perfect breakfast	2	decent	
6223	low-calorie toothsome sublime deluxe hot dog	1	awesome	
6224	adequate squat olive sublime stew	4	good	
6225	bland super-sized squat sublime nachos	5	decent	
6226	jumbo moldy Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	5	crappy	
6227	normal Loaded Baked Potato	4	good	
6228	flavorless Omega Sundae	3	decent	
6229	acceptable twirling Das Sauerlager	4	good	
6230	drinkable Bologna Lambic	4	good	
6231	practically non-alcoholic drinkable olive Vodka Dog	1	good	
6232	enchanted lousy Disappointed Russian	3	decent	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 35
6233	bad huge Chunky Mary	3	decent	
6234	lousy Nachojito	4	decent	
6235	lousy watered-down Le Roi	2	decent	
6236	mediocre Over Easy Rider	3	decent	
6237	ghostly mirror cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	moist triple-corrupted boiled tumbling cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 55
6240	ionized dry upside-down narrow Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 60
6241	polymerized super-concentrated mirror censored can label	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 28
6242	dry huge ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 32
6243	diffused the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 36
6244	extra-dry altered dry jittery cat's paw	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 23
6245	extra-diffused blue ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 57
6246	warmed demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 30
6247	polymerized clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 15
6248	super-activated chilled gamer slurry	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 45
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	red greedy manspreader's rock-hard Socratic Samson's numberwang of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6251	modified liquefied scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	ionized liquefied olive scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	shaking Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	wobbly shaking Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	wobbly Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	bouncing dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	blurry lime green pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	flame-retardant Tesla slick Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the businessman	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	hale banded arcane researcher's Staff of the Staff of Life of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	gray chaotic energetic Staff of the Light Lunch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	forbidden baleful Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	maroon frosty Tesla Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	shaking skewed up-at-dawn Staff of the All-Steak of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	grievous Staff of Fruit Salad of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	prompt miser's inspector's Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	thick spoiled grain of protein powder	5	crappy	
6268	vacuum-sealed pec oil	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 40
6269	squat fortified gym membership card	0		Damage Absorption: +60
6270	liquefied Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 17
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	narrow coward's thinker's penguin keychain	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -20
6273	magnetized flattened O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 42
6274	lousy open sauce	4	decent	
6275	sizzling turkey leg of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
6276	tolerable Ye Olde Meade	4	good	
6277	liquefied Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 61
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	narrow blurry narrow sinister pewter claymore	0		Spell Damage: +10
6280	artisanal rice peeler of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6281	flavorless heirloom grape tomato	4	decent	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	blue steel-toed brown felt tophat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	red inspector's hale Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	banded wizardly Mark II Steam-Hat of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	up-at-dawn Oprah's supercharged educational Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: 80, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	lion tamer's mansplainer's sage Mark IV Steam-Hat of Tarzan of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	reassuring chaotic fortified Mark V Steam-Hat of wisdom of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	skewed punk rock jacket of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +60
6292	coward's brawny safety pin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20
6293	flavorless stolen sushi	4	decent	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	maroon drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	gray cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	narrow fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	dry moist Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 55
6301	electrified Vulcanized yellow ghostly possibility potion	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 53
6302	squat blurry eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	skewed ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	flame-retardant gravedigger's baleful Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the storm of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	fuchsia up-at-dawn wool dog trainer's arcane researcher's Jarlsberg's pan of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	non-chilled ionized shaking spinning celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	warmed squat maroon celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	extra-galvanized altered celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	electrified deionized celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	thinker's Uncle Buck	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	blinking pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	SCUBA tank of the detective of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Adventure Underwater
6316	pulsating cyan dance instructor's deep six-shooter of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25
6317	ribald wholesome sea chaps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	blue ribald medical-grade wicked sea holster	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6319	oxidized unsweetened bouncing shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 35
6320	pulsating chilly long-forgotten necklace	0		Cold Damage: +5
6321	jittery pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	blinking shaking studded jam band of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25
6324	miser's Sherlock's ruddy aquamariner's ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6325	teal tumbling miser's knitted Rosewater's aquamariner's necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6326	bouncing padded pearl diver's ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
6327	Temple Grandin's stiffened pearl diver's necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
6328	tumbling olive sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	skewed fish stick cozy	0		
6331	pulsating bazooka cozy	0		
6332	horrifying nippy experienced cozy scimitar	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Breakable
6333	wobbly wool Fonzie's Staff of the Cozy Fish of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable
6334	narrow foul-smelling ruddy banded cozy bazooka	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Breakable
6335	tumbling pulsating miser's chaotic sea mantle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
6336	frosty electrified sea shawl	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	toasty forbidden sea cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	knitted chaotic muddy pirate hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	bouncing manspreader's steel-toed floral-print skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	wicked dance instructor's spectral axe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5
6342	baleful Sinatra's super-strong air freshener	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25
6343	energized nitrogenated purple Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 19
6344	mirror Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	quadruple-altered wobbly mirror Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 37
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	tarnished dry Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 22
6348	padded Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	mirror teal Mer-kin eyeglasses of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	Mer-kin gutgirdle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	wobbly smartaleck's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Moxie Percent: +30
6352	Mer-kin stopwatch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	liquefied super-liquefied olive huge jittery Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 43
6355	non-quantum deionized Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 36
6356	twirling Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	twirling Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	blue Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	reassuring Mer-kin begsign	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	nitrogenated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	denatured twirling pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	nitrogenated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	dry extra-pressed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	flattened nitrogenated spinning upside-down pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	polymerized blinking pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	warmed tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	blinking Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	acceptable teal can of the cheapest beer	3	good	
6372	boozy smooth lime green bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	5	awesome	
6373	acceptable single swig of vodka	4	good	
6374	yellow narrow angry inch	0		
6375	mirror auspicious testy toolbox	0		Item Drop: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	wobbly eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	irradiated jittery ph balancer	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 34
6381	ionized blurry mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 21
6382	jittery nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	awesome	
6384	jittery jigsaw blade	0		
6385	blinking wood screw	0		
6386	maroon balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	teal narrow envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	colloidal bouncing Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 64
6390	boiled Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 19
6391	diffused vacuum-sealed Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 59
6392	asbestos-lined mansplainer's scale-mail underwear	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	pickled flattened squat comb jelly	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 36
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	unsweetened Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 28
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	oxidized tumbling tear	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 61
6402	unsweetened polymerized jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 63
6403	modified mirror squat wobbly grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 64
6404	magnetized liquefied wet violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 34
6405	vacuum-sealed green worst candy	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 15
6406	corrupted fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 20
6407	executive chilly Pocket Square of Loathing of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 30, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bouncing squat bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	jittery KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	skewed shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	jittery cyan Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	huge bland fuchsia flavorless gruel	7	decent	
6416	snack-sized moldy mana curds	2	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	ionized corrupted triple-frozen mirror moth dust	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25
6420	cold-filtered pulsating glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 44
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	rotten jumbo vampire chowder	5	crappy	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	blinking Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	adequate tumbling Dreadsylvanian stew	3	good	
6427	practically non-alcoholic smooth mirror Dreadsylvanian	1	awesome	
6428	energized activated dry wobbly Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 55
6429	frozen pressed Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
6430	groovy beefcake's dreadful fedora	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	tumbling teal frosty dreadful sweater	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	tumbling arcane researcher's dreadful glove	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	twirling Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	spinning Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	green Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	squat blue asbestos-lined greasy studded Covers-Your-Head	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	deadly smartaleck's Drapes-You-Regally of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	twirling miser's sharpshooter's therapeutic Warms-Your-Tush	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	knitted Helps-You-Sleep of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	Van der Graaf hardy dance instructor's Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6445	supercharged Protects-Your-Junk of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
6446	strong artisanal tumbling Gets-You-Drunk	5	EPIC	
6447	nasty rosy-cheeked fortified Great Wolf's headband	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	wobbly knitted educational Great Wolf's left paw of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	pulsating padded experienced Great Wolf's right paw of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	huge gray censurious stiffened Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	occult Fonzie's Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: 125, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	flattened Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 16
6454	tumbling spinning medical-grade curative zombie mariachi hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	executive dog trainer's wizardly zombie accordion	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	ghostly reassuring Jim Carey's zombie mariachi pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	shaking executive Oprah's HOA regulation book of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40
6458	ghostly greedy fireproof Samson's HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	squat nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	perfumed frosty Mayor Ghost's toupee of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 35, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	nippy chilly Mayor Ghost's cloak of bravery	0		Cold Damage: 15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	brawny Mayor Ghost's khakis of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	up-at-dawn double-paned hardened Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	narrow hale fortified boxer's Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	toothsome gigantic ghost pepper	10	awesome	
6469	coward's fortified Thunkula's drinking cap of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	ribald Annie Oakley's quilted Drunkula's cape	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	scandalous occult Drunkula's silky pants of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	teal bouncing Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	Van der Graaf Drunkula's ring of haze of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Drunkula's wineglass of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
6475	tolerable weak blue bottle of Bloodweiser	2	good	
6476	groovy cool weightlifter's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	nippy extremely unsafe Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	Temple Grandin's slick Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	lightning-fast zippy friendly Newton's Socratic Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: 60
6480	maroon executive asbestos-lined Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Thorns: 1
6481	jittery yellow shaking scorching Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
6482	skewed perfumed reassuring dog trainer's Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5
6483	Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	shaking dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	normal squat Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	good	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	tumbling complicated lock impression	0		
6494	blinking skewed replica key	0		
6495	vibrating Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	ghostly blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	boozy bad huge bloody kiwitini	5	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	blurry pulsating polished moon-amber	0		
6501	double-paned steel-toed rock-hard moon-amber necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 14, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6502	jittery Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	tumbling aromatic fireproof Fonzie's hangman's hood	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
6505	nippy Temple Grandin's careful ring finger ring	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6506	jittery Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	fuchsia cool iron ingot	0		
6508	zippy healthy cool iron helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	MacGyver's cool iron breastplate of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6510	censurious frosty cool iron greaves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	olive family-friendly dog trainer's ghost shawl	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	warm fur of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6514	snowstick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6515	green careful eerie fetish	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
6516	lousy fancy blurry stinkwater	4	decent	Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 20
6517	twirling dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	immense tasty accidental mutton	6	awesome	
6519	vibrating padded drafty drawers	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	blurry Van der Graaf slick wolfskull mask	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	bouncing prompt guts necklace	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6522	skewed chilly groping claw of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +5
6523	bouncing hardy vengeful spirit	0		Maximum HP: +50
6524	wool BOOtonniere	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6525	corrupted extra-pickled quantum ghostly ghost thread	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 14
6526	mansplainer's energetic bag of unfinished business	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15
6527	shaking MacGyver's transparent pants of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	hothammer of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6529	practically non-alcoholic aged skewed Thriller Ice	1	awesome	
6530	prompt grandfather watch	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	huge arcane researcher's spyglass	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +5
6533	hardened vial of hot blood	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
6534	mirror remorseless knife of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6535	wicked intimidating coiffure	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	huge prompt cod cape of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
6537	moldy blood sausage	3	crappy	
6538	scandalous Da Vinci's frying brainpan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
6539	inspector's ball and chain of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6540	blinking yellow dry bone of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
6541	shellacked tailbone shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Thorns: 1
6542	greedy tonguebone	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6543	maroon Lo Pan's studded pogo stick	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
6545	fireproof sizzling weedy skirt of doom	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	up-at-dawn pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	blurry cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	jittery bouncing red cluster	0		
6553	purple cluster	0		
6554	blue stench cluster	0		
6555	blinking sleaze cluster	0		
6556	double-polarized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 27
6557	alkaline enhanced shaking phial of coldness	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 42
6558	triple-nitrogenated super-chilled blue phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 66
6559	dry phial of stench	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 65
6560	deionized dry pulsating phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 43
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	gray mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	lime green hand of Mr. Cards of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	special yummy Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	awesome	Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 50
6565	decent Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	good	
6566	yummy shaking Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	awesome	
6567	miniature yummy Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	awesome	
6568	decent lime green Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	good	
6569	extra-dry delicious teal spinning Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	5	awesome	
6570	special acceptable Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	good	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 15
6571	watered-down perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6572	weak tolerable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	good	
6573	smooth squat Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	awesome	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	skewed wobbly clusterbomb	0		
6577	twirling stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	gray Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	spinning dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	mirror vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	hale hot dog wrapper	0		Maximum HP: +20
6585	upside-down Jeselnik's debonair deboner of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
6586	dry fuchsia squat chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 27
6587	narrow cyan jar of frostigkraut of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Damage Aura: 1
6588	vibrating quilted gnawed-up dog bone	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6589	blurry padded Grey Guanon	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Aura: 1
6590	Jeselnik's flame-wreathed smooth Engorged Sausages and You	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
6591	watered-down fancy tolerable green dream of a dog	2	good	Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 50
6592	arcane researcher's personal trainer's Rosewater's optimal spreadsheet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6593	upside-down shaking defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	ghostly hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	modified epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	narrow clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	spinning ghostly clockwork hand	0		
6601	pulsating clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	green clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	wobbly clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	tumbling clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	lime green clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	ghostly clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	upside-down clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	cyan clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	aged Cold One	4	???	
6616	spoiled tiny shaking spaghetti breakfast	1	???	
6617	spinning over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	squat folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	narrow folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	mirror folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	huge folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	jittery folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	purple bouncing folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	blurry blinking folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	wobbly folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	ghostly folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	spinning folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	grievous slide rule of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25
6649	unsweetened narrow Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 52
6650	spinning Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	upside-down twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	drinkable triple-distilled blurry gray stepmom's booze	9	good	
6653	pulsating surgical tape	0		
6654	wobbly frightening band T-shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6655	mediocre fountain 'soda'	4	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	Jim Carey's energetic pickelhaube	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	double-cold-filtered anodized galvanized hair oil	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 31
6659	galvanized cyan scrap	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 26
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	chaotic supercharged steel-toed beefy Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	Jim Carey's deathchucks of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50
6666	eraser	0		
6667	bouncing quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	skewed Faraday cage	0		
6669	olive modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	triple-anodized aerosolized spinning sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 28
6672	upside-down grains of salt	0		
6673	ghostly yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	huge stinkbomb	0		
6675	super-concentrated bouncing superwater	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 20
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	narrow crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	wicked Yearbook Club Camera	0		Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	narrow machete of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
6680	smooth strong Cursed Punch	5	awesome	
6681	bad Bowl of Scorpions	4	decent	
6682	aged Fog Murderer	3	awesome	
6683	shaking book of matches	0		
6684	shaking banded surgical mask	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	skewed head mirror of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	steel-toed half-size scalpel	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	wobbly squat lime green boxer's surgical apron	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	narrow bloodied surgical dungarees of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	spinning McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	blinking McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	tumbling bouncing McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	pulsating moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	maroon dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	blurry shaking crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	twirling imitation White Russian	1	good	
6704	smooth short-handled mop of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20
6705	massive flavorless jungle floor wax	8	decent	
6706	jittery smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	super-warmed gray colorful toad	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 61
6708	shaking red crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	perfumed gravedigger's pygmy briefs	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	blinking bone abacus	0		
6713	ghostly adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	red medical-grade stylish sphygmomanometer	0		Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6716	double-activated ionized concentrated teal jittery bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 47
6717	mirror tongue depressor	0		
6718	up-at-dawn dance instructor's compression stocking	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +5
6719	blinking nippy smooth midriff scrubs	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +10
6720	diffused improved pill cup	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 32
6721	bouncing Newton's cool water bottle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	vacuum-sealed pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 58
6723	huge shaking Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	rotten shaking exotic jungle fruit	4	crappy	
6725	lime green Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	squat UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	blinking yellow claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	twirling clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	electrified yellow squat bent scrap	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 65
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	skewed mirror eternal car battery	0		
6742	lime green knitted junk band	0		Cold Resistance: +3
6743	smelly junk trunks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	family-friendly junk-mail shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
6745	small bland junk food	2	decent	
6746	weak smooth junk yard	2	awesome	
6747	strapping swordzall of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Candy Drop: +100
6748	ruddy arm buzzer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6749	twirling up-at-dawn experienced boilgun	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +5
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	skewed packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	yellow cluster of hops	0		
6754	huge mirror beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	delicious blurry narrow red can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	weak perfectly mixed can of Drooling Monk	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	acceptable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	perfectly mixed red twirling bottle of Old Pugilist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	smooth wobbly bottle of Professor Beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	watered-down mediocre upside-down bottle of Rapier Witbier	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	spirit-forward bad squat bottle of Race Car Red	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	perfectly mixed narrow bottle of Greedy Dog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	watered-down acceptable bottle of Lambada Lambic	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	olive bouncing liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	blue aromatic vibrating educational tin tam	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	oxidized squat tin cup	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	teal greasy smelly nippy tin foil	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	squat Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined ribald tin drum	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	narrow tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	super-flattened foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 33
6777	altered liquefied maroon seal sweat	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 16
6778	liquefied purple boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 59
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	veiny occult studded sealhide shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10
6781	boxer's scabrous seal epaulets of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6782	olive abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	shaking miser's ribald seal medal of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	wobbly blue blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	twirling broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	liquefied flattened olive shaking disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 42
6796	pickled boiled bouncing disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 18
6797	adjusted fuchsia disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 24
6798	adjusted adjusted disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 48
6799	wet super-warmed jittery disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 59
6800	dry teal disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 67
6801	magnetized red wobbly disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 54
6802	enhanced oxidized upside-down yellow disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 39
6803	colloidal double-liquefied ghostly lime green disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 34
6804	improved vacuum-sealed blue ghostly disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 48
6805	pickled twirling disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 51
6806	extra-frozen flattened disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 63
6807	gravedigger's The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	huge accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	aromatic beer-battered accordion	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	baritone accordion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	shaking Jack Frost's mama's squeezebox	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	perfumed guancertina	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	olive accordion file of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	blurry Jim Carey's accord ion	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	grievous bone bandoneon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	Jim Carey's pentatonic accordion	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	zippy non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	sinister Newton's Accordion of Jordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	Socratic autocalliope	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	ghostly Socratic accordionoid rocca	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	pygmy concertinette of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	Lo Pan's rock-hard ghost accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	brawny peace accordion	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	auspicious Van der Graaf alarm accordion	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	gray fireproof nippy All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	Tesla KoL Con X Treasure Map of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6828	artisanal high-proof blinking discocktail	6	EPIC	
6829	twirling olive shaking lard-coated KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6830	Jack Frost's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
6831	moist double-chilled skewed Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 38
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	denatured magnetized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 64
6834	quantum extra-frozen triple-galvanized tumbling box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 32
6835	anodized irradiated mirror bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
6836	quadruple-energized dry mirror teal PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 52
6837	nitrogenated adjusted Swizzler	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 27
6838	improved lime green Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 22
6839	adjusted jam	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 35
6840	altered cold-filtered Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 62
6841	boiled non-activated shaking 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 57
6842	aerosolized maroon tumbling vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 17
6843	aerosolized aerosolized huge bone bons	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 40
6844	polymerized polymerized wet ironic mint	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 26
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	jittery killing jar	0		
6848	electrified security flashlight	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6849	chilled aerosolized pulsating tumbling Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 39
6850	stanky thinker's sturdy cane of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	jittery therapeutic Bal-musette accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	electrified Cajun accordion	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	pulsating quirky accordion of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	gravedigger's veiny Skipper's accordion	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	executive chaotic vibrating thinker's Pantsgiving	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	spoiled half-sized wobbly yellow can of sardines	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	rotten high-calorie sugar substitute	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	small flavorless pat of butter	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	decent wobbly dinner roll	4	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	normal mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	moldy whole turkey leg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	bland immense deviled egg	10	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	pressed deionized finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	cold-filtered dented spoon	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	activated wet anodized love note	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	tumbling school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	polarized super-magnetized frozen jittery maroon nail file	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	denatured shaking twirling candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	fuchsia gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	diffused anodized post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	huge pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	bouncing teal pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	narrow pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	foul-smelling manspreader's therapeutic stiffened bowl of petunias	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	greasy rock-hard Samson's power sock of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	hale supercool wool sock of the sewer of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	cyan narrow dog trainer's stiffened extremely unsafe weightlifter's moustache sock	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	triple-unsweetened spirit gum	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 49
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	tumbling spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	squat extremely unsafe sage spirit bell of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	enhanced spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	nitrogenated blue freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	denatured nitrogenated jittery bouncing blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	ionized galvanized handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	polarized double-warmed tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	double-corrupted pulsating Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	narrow Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	blinking hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	censurious friendly flask flops	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6903	pickled nuts	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	pressed blurry bolts	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	big fancy bland gingerbread robot	5	decent	Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	tiny adequate petit 4.1	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	stale diet nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	clever plastic GORM-8	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	plastic warbear of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	tumbling spinning frosty plastic Toybot	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	perfumed plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	shaking warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	skewed sharpshooter's hale warbear hoverbelt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	unsweetened dry colloidal upside-down warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	electrified warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	dry purple warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	low-calorie flavorless warbear feasting bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	flavorless snack-sized warbear warrior bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	snack-sized moldy warbear thermoregulator bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	irresponsibly strong tolerable warbear feasting mead	10	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	perfectly mixed enchanted warbear bearserker mead	4	EPIC	Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	irresponsibly strong mediocre warbear blizzard mead	10	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	fuchsia warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	healthy warbear plain fedora of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	narrow groovy warbear feathered fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	maroon supercharged deadly savvy warbear fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	lightning-fast brawny warbear plain helm of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	cool warbear spiked helm	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	jittery scandalous studded weightlifter's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	lime green rosy-cheeked Sinatra's warbear plain ushanka of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	squat warbear lined ushanka of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	zippy wool warbear heated ushanka of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	mirror warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	squat gray sharpshooter's thinker's warbear party pants of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	flame-retardant warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	Temple Grandin's personal trainer's warbear high festival pants of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	toasty razor-sharp personal trainer's warbear battle greaves	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	asbestos-lined warbear officer greaves	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	bouncing nasty curative warbear bearserker greaves of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	ghostly upside-down Jeselnik's frightening healthy warbear johns	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	deadly warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	jittery zippy veiny warbear johns of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	Temple Grandin's therapeutic warbear goggles of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	educational warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	squat lime green avaricious Lo Pan's clever warbear polarized goggles	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	foul-smelling chilly veiny warbear laser bowtie	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	fuchsia baleful warbear plasma bowtie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	flame-wreathed boxer's warbear nuclear bowtie of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	nasty Lo Pan's warbear warscarf of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	brainy warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	narrow pulsating friendly resourceful therapeutic warbear warscarf	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	spinning warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	huge warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	hardy warbear foil hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	wobbly maroon warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	extremely unsafe warbear oil pan of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	warbear exhaust manifold of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	family-friendly die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	die-cast Doc the Reindeer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	Socratic die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	slick die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	teal die-cast Happy the Reindeer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	mirror frosty die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	razor-sharp die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	skewed wool die-cast factory worker elf	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	weightlifter's die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	auspicious die-cast middle-management elf	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	Jeselnik's die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	Lo Pan's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	groovy die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	blue rock-hard die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	lime green bouncing mansplainer's occult die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	flame-retardant die-cast turtle mech	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	vibrating die-cast Swiss hen	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	narrow gray die-cast killing bird of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	stylish die-cast ring	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	die-cast goose a-laying of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	greasy die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	die-cast blade a-spinning of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	die-cast arc-welding Elfborg of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	huge upside-down slick die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	Lo Pan's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	friendly Jim Carey's die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	jittery skewed smooth strapping die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	hale weightlifter's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	stanky dance instructor's die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	purple The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	aerosolized non-irradiated pulsating Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	twisted huge handful of Smithereens	1	awesome	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	adequate squat Every Day is Like This Sundae	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	jumbo stale Miserable Pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	small bland spinning This Charming Flan	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	acceptable Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	tolerable extra-dry narrow blinking Strikes Again Bigmouth	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	perfectly mixed special Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	EPIC	Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	pulsating tumbling Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	huge chaotic quilted Da Vinci's experienced Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	sizzling ruddy brawny Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	Jeselnik's careful smartaleck's slick Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	red executive nippy curative hardy A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	twirling lion tamer's energetic veiny banded Half a Purse	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	inspector's censurious frosty dangerous Hairpiece On Fire	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	nippy clever Vicar's Tutu of extreme caution of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	zippy foul-smelling brawny Hand in Glove	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	mirror razor-sharp dangerous Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	Usain Bolt's resourceful Sinatra's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	chaotic deadly Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	ghostly smelly manspreader's Saucepanic of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	lion tamer's banded sage Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	miser's inspector's toasty Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	flame-wreathed third-hand lantern	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	moldy huge pickled egg	3	crappy	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	blurry warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	fuchsia warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	denatured warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	upside-down warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	maroon warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	mirror warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	super-tarnished electrified glass slipper	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	powdered antimatter wad	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	energized warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	chilled warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	activated nitrogenated adjusted warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	half-sized flavorless warbear gyro	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	pressed deionized blurry recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	twirling jittery warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	massive decent breakfast mess	9	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	blue warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	normal breakfast miracle	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	pickled Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	yellow twirling praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	narrow hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	diluted wobbly teal grim fairy tale	1	decent	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	blinking grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	energized single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	magnetized frozen single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 46
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	rotten snow berries	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	delicious fancy cyan ice harvest	3	awesome	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	non-adjusted squat frost flower	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	vacuum-sealed warmed snow cleats	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	non-tarnished colloidal blurry liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	big adequate special snow crab	5	good	Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	watered-down mediocre Ice Island Long Tea	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	gray ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	red ghostly vibrating snow mobile	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	ice bucket of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	narrow cyan mansplainer's healthy snow shovel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	squat miser's careful bod-ice of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	double-paned nasty smartaleck's snow belt of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	dog trainer's educational ice nine of the boozehound	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	weak smooth squat En Una Fila Tequila	2	awesome	
7091	enchanted Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 20
7092	skewed up-at-dawn warbear dress helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	extremely unsafe warbear dress bracers of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	Jack Frost's forbidden warbear dress greaves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	rosewater-soaked wholesome sweatband	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	tumbling up-at-dawn energetic gym shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	sharpshooter's fortified ankleweights	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	bouncing squat Jeselnik's hale groovy sage sweat socks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	vaporized Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	electrified activated powder	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	chilly licorice whip	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	narrow anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	mediocre boozy snakebite	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	Annie Oakley's studded candy stick	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	half-sized moldy pecan	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	bland huge pecan pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	moldy blue candy mountain oyster	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	bad twirling chocotini	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	upside-down asbestos-lined resourceful chocolate rabbit's foot of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	super-sized stale candy carrot	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	stale upside-down candy carrot cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	supercharged stiffened carrot-on-a-stick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	Jeselnik's personal trainer's weasel stomping pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	immense spoiled mulberry	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	high-proof tolerable mulled berry wine	8	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	skewed slick lemon party hat	0		Moxie: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	lemon shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	tumbling mansplainer's lemon drop trousers	0		Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	oxidized lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	dance instructor's gummi sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	frozen spinning small gummi fin	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	tumbling gray chocolate cow bone of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	oxidized anodized improved gummi fang	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	miniature rotten leftover canap&eacute;s	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	fancy weak artisanal magnum of champagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	blinking greedy smelly wizardly cow creamer	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	diffused frozen huge Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	cyan skewed lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	ghostly stylish wolf whistle of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	flavorless half-sized spinning witch's bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	triple-alkaline activated frozen witch's brew	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	maroon inspector's hardened sinister witch's bra	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	practically non-alcoholic bad shaking mid-level medieval mead	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	boiled extra-quantum fuchsia R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	triple-diffused narrow hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	vacuum-sealed unsweetened narrow hare brush	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	fireproof hare pin of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	flavorless cinnamon cannoli	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	practically non-alcoholic mediocre shaking expensive champagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	super-dry blurry maroon polo trophy	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	cyan rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	squat ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	lard-coated resourceful fire hose of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	decent immense fireman's lunch	9	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	greasy forbidden baleful plain paper hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	moldy ice cream sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	olive horrifying &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the blizzard of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	flavorless plumber's lunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	spinning stanky smelly Fonzie's skull gearshift knob	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	adequate miniature nachos of the night	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	teal perfumed sage stylish Sketcherz&trade;	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	half-sized stale can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	super-nitrogenated smudge stick	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	warmed pickled mirror wall	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	acceptable tankard of ale	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	moist moist cold-filtered scroll case	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	dry jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	upside-down yellow juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	decent snack-sized shaking humble pie	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	shaking red small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	gray shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	modified triple-boiled crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 54
7178	lime green Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	narrow The First Pizza	0		
7180	skewed upside-down The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	bouncing The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	purple The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	teal Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	skewed The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	bouncing Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	mediocre practically non-alcoholic huge unnamed cocktail	1	decent	
7188	mirror handful of tips	0		
7189	Jim Carey's unrequired jacket	0		Monster Level: +25
7190	Tesla tommy gun	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	huge drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	huge throwing fork	0		
7195	toasty breadchucks of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
7198	studded silk skirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	ghostly Buddy Bjorn of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	yellow flame-wreathed medical-grade The Nuge's favorite crossbow of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7202	stale teal sweet roll Alabama	4	decent	
7203	groovy Saturday Night Special	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	fleetwood chain of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7206	hand-crafted fancy Green Manalishi	3	EPIC	Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 50
7207	huge Jim Carey's blade	0		Monster Level: +25
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	galvanized adjusted lime green bouncing eagle feather	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 31
7211	extra-altered one pill	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 63
7212	bouncing brainy Jefferson wings	0		Mysticality: +5
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	wobbly cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	tasty narrow fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	awesome	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	olive crafty lynyrdskin cap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	brainy lynyrdskin tunic	0		Mysticality: +5
7219	zippy lynyrdskin breeches	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Flamin' Whatshisname	1	good	
7223	deionized moist jittery lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 49
7224	upside-down greedy auspicious Kashmir sweater	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20
7225	thick decent skewed mirror custard pie	5	good	
7226	fancy ghostly tea for one	1	decent	Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 15
7227	watered-down perfectly mixed bottle of Evermore	2	EPIC	
7228	mirror box	0		
7229	drinkable wine	3	good	
7230	tolerable rum	4	good	
7231	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Murderer's Punch	1	decent	
7232	miniature bland velvet cake	2	decent	
7233	cold-filtered oxidized letter	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 19
7234	flame-retardant book of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7235	Sherlock's stanky masque	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7236	knitted red-hot poker	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7237	nasty Red X Shield	0		Stench Damage: +5
7238	clever Herculean badge	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
7239	Tesla deadly shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7240	rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's coat	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
7241	skewed double-paned electrified shoe	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7242	fuchsia button	0		
7243	squat button	0		
7244	deionized blurry blood cells	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 14
7245	boiled eye	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 51
7246	blurry glark cable	0		
7247	Red Fox glove of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	activated foxglove	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 22
7249	upside-down Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	bouncing narrow Usain Bolt's sinister experienced Sneaky Pete's jacket of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	ghostly shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	mediocre weak mini-martini	2	decent	
7256	maroon smoke grenade	0		
7257	modified yellow blurry molotov soda	1	crappy	
7258	activated galvanized corrupted ghostly pile of ashes	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 59
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	skewed firebomb	0		
7261	quilted Sneaky Pete's basket of Gandalf of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	rosewater-soaked experienced cool Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	huge Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	ghostly mirror Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	plastic Professor What of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7273	blinking supercool plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7274	tumbling twirling rock-hard plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Damage Reduction: 5
7275	occult plastic Gary Claybender	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
7276	squat brawny plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Muscle Percent: +20
7277	activated galvanized tumbling robot grease	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 54
7278	blinking returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	adjusted dry liquefied wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 38
7280	altered wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 59
7281	pickled ionized huge ghostly wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 11
7282	Vulcanized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 50
7283	vacuum-sealed concentrated wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 19
7284	extremely unsafe experienced crying statue earrings	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	vibrating curative plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	green savvy plastic replica blaster pistol of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	therapeutic ruddy Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	brainy weightlifter's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	blinking stiffened educational supercool amok putter	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1
7290	miniature flavorless spinning amok pudding	2	decent	
7291	maroon deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	aerosolized extra-pickled dry can of V-11	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	jittery jittery Oprah's hale elevennis shoes	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	chaotic smooth elevenderizing hammer	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	upside-down Samson's Professor What T-Shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
7298	purple squat heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	teal Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	maroon Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	huge Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	corrupted warmed enhanced eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 50
7309	liquefied rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 45
7310	deionized tumbling bronzer	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 29
7311	fireproof scandalous elegant nightstick	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	blinking jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	teal jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	skewed electrified sinister ghost of a necklace of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7319	asbestos-lined Tesla Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7320	pressed Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 57
7321	blue rosy-cheeked studded Stephen's lab coat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30
7322	double-enhanced Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 28
7323	sizzling Jacob's rung of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10
7324	dried gray battery	1		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 35
7325	artisanal snakebite	3	EPIC	
7326	upside-down Lo Pan's beefcake's rubber ribcage	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30
7327	denatured synthetic marrow	1		
7328	ionized blurry funny bone	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 38
7329	tumbling Oprah's curative half-melted spoon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7330	dehydrated blue skewed the funk	1		
7331	adequate gunky chicken	4	good	
7332	energetic doll head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	jittery banded beefy paddle-ball	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
7336	quadruple-pressed sound effects record	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 68
7337	blurry alphabet block	0		
7338	extra-electrified anodized dancer	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 47
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	wizardly moose antlers	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	non-irradiated bouncing moose thought	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 12
7342	low-calorie decent moose chocolate	1	good	
7343	watered-down perfectly mixed painting of a glass of wine	2	EPIC	
7344	huge oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	wobbly doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	ghostly miser's veiny ghost toga	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10
7348	tiny spoiled blurry sheet cake	1	crappy	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	ruddy Staff of the Electric Range of the brazier of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
7352	special super-sized bland blue deluxe layer cake	5	decent	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 25
7353	teal chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	bad red-hot boilermaker	4	decent	
7355	shaking horrifying coal shovel	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	modified ionized gray hot coal	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
7357	denatured coal dust	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 17
7358	spinning inspector's auspicious razor-sharp Bram's choker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: 25, Single Equip
7359	red plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	Jeselnik's plaid pocket square	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7362	fuchsia friendly deadly plaid skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	warmed jittery bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 47
7364	skewed fabric softener	0		
7365	dry fabric hardener	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 59
7366	hand-crafted bottle of laundry sherry	4	EPIC	
7367	super-oxidized galvanized squat industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 24, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	tasty low-calorie twirling extra-flat panini	1	awesome	
7369	vacuum-sealed denatured frozen mangled finger	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 52
7370	mediocre lime green Psychotic Train wine	3	decent	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	bland small shaking pie man was not meant to eat	2	decent	
7373	huge greasy sommelier's towel	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7374	personal trainer's tarnished tastevin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
7375	bland narrow actual tapas	3	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	blue careful ghast iron cleaver of temperance	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7378	ghostly blinking twirling stanky hardened ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	upside-down Tesla Van der Graaf ghast iron heater shield	0		MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17
7380	maroon Fonzie's ghast iron codpiece of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
7382	upside-down Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	dry Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	magnetized magnetized narrow mirror Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	pressed Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	double-alkaline tumbling Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	dry deionized Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	liquefied Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	cold-filtered quantum yellow Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	magnetized corrupted Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	colloidal pickled Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	dry warmed blue Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	corrupted modified Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	deionized irradiated pulsating Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	denatured vacuum-sealed extra-dry olive Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	activated teal Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	oxidized pressed shaking Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	unsweetened polymerized Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	tarnished magnetized teal spinning Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	oxidized electrified upside-down Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	altered shaking Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	dry Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	double-aerosolized spinning tumbling huge Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	flattened blinking ghostly Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	squat huge Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	blurry Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	ghostly Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	huge Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	ghostly Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	yellow spinning Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	wobbly salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	wet pickled sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	skewed Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	moist extra-dry skewed Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	anodized polarized blue Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	polymerized ionized mirror Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	activated twirling Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	non-improved liquefied Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	quadruple-irradiated pulsating Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	enhanced Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	twirling Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	thick adequate bouncing purple bouncing Beefy Crunch Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	massive bland Brain Food Pastaco	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	super-sized moldy twirling Cool Brunch Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	delicious teal Medical Pastaco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	normal Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	bland bite-sized Ludovico Pastaco	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	bad overpowering mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	acceptable complex mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	watered-down perfectly mixed ghostly smooth mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	drinkable blood-red mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	aged bouncing buzzing mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	watered-down bad special swirling mushroom wine	2	decent	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	toothsome Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	small rotten Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	hand-crafted twirling regular-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	acceptable super-size brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	practically non-alcoholic aged maroon broberry brogurt	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	weak perfectly mixed brocolate brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	bad practically non-alcoholic squat French bronilla brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	red History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	maroon Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	stiffened Brogre brorts	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	scorching Brogre brolo shirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	Van der Graaf Brogre bucket hat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	jittery airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	jittery one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	blue careful personal trainer's 8-billed baseball cap of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	twirling chilly personal trainer's Rosewater's extremely wet T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	skewed Jack Frost's beefcake's shrimp fork of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	vacuum-sealed upside-down BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	pressed pickled go-go potion	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	double-aerosolized shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	adjusted ionized Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	family-friendly string of moist beads	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	quadruple-cold-filtered mirror Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	irradiated vacuum-sealed extra-anodized sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	flattened blurry sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	tolerable blue Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	good	
7483	perfectly mixed fancy pulsating La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	EPIC	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 25
7484	mediocre fuchsia Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	4	decent	
7485	tumbling squat loosening powder	0		
7486	shaking castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	wobbly detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	perfectly mixed bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	EPIC	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	narrow recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	enhanced anodized mirror fuchsia Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 67
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	non-nitrogenated Texas tea	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 28
7503	twirling flame-retardant dark hamethyst ring	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7504	blurry reassuring dark baconstone ring	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7505	Lo Pan's dark porquoise ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
7506	Fonzie's strapping book	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1
7507	huge shellacked cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 7
7508	label	0		
7509	moldy Mornington crescent roll	4	crappy	
7510	double-enhanced cold-filtered cyan twirling eye shadow	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 34
7511	cyan shaking crumbling wheel	0		
7512	pressed ionized deionized poppy	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 25
7513	shaking opium grenade	0		
7514	tumbling duonoculars of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7515	purple plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	Jack Frost's spider leg of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7518	gray wand of pigification	0		
7519	aged glass of bourbon	3	awesome	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	huge flavorless blinking government cheese	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	lime green flame-wreathed pair of government shades	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	anodized activated government	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	pickled ionized alien drugs	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	olive alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	fuchsia coward's government-issued night-vision goggles of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	rotten loaf of alien bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	adequate fuchsia grilled cheese sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	vaporized alien protein powder	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	delicious practically non-alcoholic teal rocket fuel	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	distilled mediocre stealth bomber	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	squat ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	squat space beast fur hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	blue space beast fur pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	ribald space beast fur whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	teal space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	blue prompt hardened space heater	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	fuchsia space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	aged watered-down space port	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	blurry miser's hardened space needle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	ionized buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	double-denatured ash soda	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	nitrogenated boiled oxidized liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	galvanized activated Vulcanized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	moist narrow bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	mirror shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	chilled polymerized ghostly bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	shaking page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	anodized concentrated blood cells	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 55
7558	practically non-alcoholic acceptable wine	1	good	
7559	double-dry cold-filtered ghostly olive gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 13
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	deionized magnetized giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 45
7562	vacuum-sealed squat musk turtle	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 15
7563	Vulcanized programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 60
7564	concentrated altered mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 48
7565	spoiled ham steak	3	crappy	
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	purple Chroner	0		
7568	skewed ghostly gravedigger's experienced Time Lord Badge of Honor of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10
7569	wobbly scandalous foul-smelling banded Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
7570	corrupted tumbling Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 40
7571	huge horrifying steel-toed silent pea shooter	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25
7572	flavorless jumbo D roll	5	decent	
7573	blue aromatic kiwi beak of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
7574	watered-down drinkable bouncing New Zealand iced tea	2	good	
7575	steel-toed personal trainer's droll monocle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
7576	pickled future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 36
7577	ionized future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 63
7578	moist extra-boiled dry yellow future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 41
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	twisted pulsating liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 15
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	small rotten rack of dinosaur ribs	2	crappy	
7583	artisanal watered-down scotch on the rocks	2	super ultra EPIC	
7584	upside-down censurious supercool yabba dabba doo rag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	Van der Graaf wooly loincloth of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	huge pulsating helix fossil	0		
7587	upside-down cyan S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	practically non-alcoholic bad glass of &quot;milk&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	drinkable yellow cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	lousy thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	mediocre high-proof huge Lucky Lindy	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	irresponsibly strong tolerable Bee's Knees	6	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	smooth special Sockdollager	3	awesome	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	fortified special lousy spinning Ish Kabibble	5	decent	Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	aged red Hot Socks	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	practically non-alcoholic enchanted artisanal Phonus Balonus	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	drinkable Flivver	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	artisanal watered-down huge Sloppy Jalopy	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	liquefied flame	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 23
7601	boiled cold-filtered temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 50
7602	non-improved green Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 19
7603	corrupted neckbeard	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 52
7604	wet bouncing artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 66
7605	extra-oxidized triple-moist upside-down punk patch	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 24
7606	cold-filtered steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 41
7607	anodized denatured bouncing vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 13
7608	enhanced polymerized turtle mud	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 41
7609	denatured polarized ionized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 21
7610	double-alkaline chilled gray upside-down Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
7611	altered galvanized olive Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 68
7612	magnetized spinning tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 45
7613	ionized activated bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 35
7614	anodized aerosolized spinning voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 38
7615	frozen blinking pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 58
7616	triple-deionized pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 22
7617	moist short deposition	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 43
7618	tarnished ghostly straw pole	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 69
7619	polymerized aerosolized ionized copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 30
7620	dry adjusted ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 58
7621	flattened electrified blinking ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 31
7622	alkaline extra-concentrated gray button rouge	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 67
7623	magnetized activated wobbly Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 39
7624	triple-alkaline lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 39
7625	ionized blurry flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 37
7626	wet alkaline tumbling oyster badge	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 69
7627	ionized blinking plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 28
7628	unsweetened moist dancing fan	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 13
7629	energized liquefied blinking page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 19
7630	polymerized magic powder	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 68
7631	altered polarized friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 60
7632	extra-dry quadruple-diffused ghostly government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 32
7633	corrupted huge alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 22
7634	anodized blurry irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 69
7635	extra-magnetized cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 19
7636	Da Vinci's supercool shellacked shell	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	lion tamer's pillow shell	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	razor-sharp whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	red oil shell of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	huge dog trainer's deadly boxer's turtle shell	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	upside-down shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	huge narrow duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	shaking life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	activated gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 21
7650	denatured catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 46
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	upside-down fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	ghostly fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	neoprene skullcap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	Vulcanized shaking goblin water	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 34
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	decent Sogg-Os	3	good	
7663	shaking cool thinker's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
7664	adjusted nitrogenated pulsating fuchsia Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 60
7665	deionized denatured liquid ice	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 33
7666	perfectly mixed fortified blurry Wet Russian	5	EPIC	
7667	low-calorie flavorless blurry filet of The Fish	1	decent	
7668	gray narrow Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	greedy greasy boxer's thunder down underwear	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	bouncing mansplainer's wicked famous raincoat of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	dog trainer's beefcake's lightning rod of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	Usain Bolt's law-abiding citizen cane	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
7673	drinkable spinning blurry pulsating legitimate business on the beach	3	good	
7674	nasty hep waders	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	small decent squat lime green jive turkey leg	2	good	
7676	cool birdbone corset	0		Moxie: +5
7677	frozen candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 36
7678	4-dimensional fez of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	ghostly super-absorbent tarp of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
7681	distilled hand-crafted spinning purple unquiet spirits	5	EPIC	
7682	skewed banjo kazoo mount of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7683	denatured grass	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 48
7684	lightning-fast Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Initiative: +40
7685	lime green knitted Time Bandit Time Towel of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
7686	huge lard-coated sizzling Caveman Dan's favorite rock of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7687	tarnished boiled aerosolized dog ointment	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 68
7688	cyan rosewater-soaked supercool gumshoes	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7689	Annie Oakley's educational flapper floppers	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
7690	rock-hard groovy sneakeasies	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
7691	skewed energetic smooth plastic nunchaku	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	blue censurious flame-wreathed hand whip of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	hardened dance instructor's Herculean glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	Newton's supercool cap gun of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	spinning Temple Grandin's Newton's cassette player	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	skewed chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	bouncing rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	liquefied skewed confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	magnetized upside-down confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	ionized lime green confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	squat LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	huge wobbly The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	colloidal diffused rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	narrow MacGyver's rubber cape of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	nasty MacGyver's curative beefy Thor's Pliers	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	diffused candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 17
7711	blue energetic weightlifter's water wings for babies	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	rotten Strix stix	4	crappy	
7714	energetic vibrating vampire pellet of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: 30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7715	perfectly mixed non-aged vinegar	4	EPIC	
7716	experienced unsanitized scalpel	0		Experience: +2
7717	jittery horrifying gladiator tunica	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7718	gray crafty Roman sadnals	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
7719	medical-grade madius	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7720	shellacked radiator heater shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7
7721	altered frozen purple salt wages	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 55
7722	stylish centurion helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	coward's pteruges	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	modified cold-filtered Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 41
7726	quantum Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 69
7727	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed adjusted Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 58
7728	irradiated Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 21
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	shaking Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	narrow Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	skewed Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	spinning Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	blue twirling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	wobbly resourceful Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	rosy-cheeked strapping Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	lion tamer's hardened Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	friendly Xiblaxian stealth vest of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	rotten ghostly Xiblaxian ultraburrito	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	mediocre boozy Xiblaxian space-whiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	upside-down narrow Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	flattened altered shaking tumbling They liver	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	yummy They liver popsicle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	cyan holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	vaporized jittery residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	fireproof Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	lard-coated ruddy arcane researcher's defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7767	purple airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	mirror Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	flame-retardant toasty Personal Ventilation Unit of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	dry modified upside-down the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	rotten bite-sized huge &quot;meat&quot; stick	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	altered transdermal smoke patch	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	lime green specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	yellow stiffened pair of plants of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	aromatic dance instructor's Sasq&trade; watch of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	upside-down rosewater-soaked veiny fortified smoker's cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	aromatic toasty razor-sharp Rosewater's camouflage T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	liquefied experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	skewed reassuring lard-coated smelly heavy-duty clipboard	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	pulsating executive quilted battery-powered drill of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	flavorless limp broccoli	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	narrow greasy sizzling rock-hard hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	anodized dry monkey barf	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	triple-ionized denatured candy	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	perfumed MacGyver's jangly bracelet of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	quilted cuddly teddy bear	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	huge Tesla crafty first-aid pouch	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	ionized tumbling airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	tumbling bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	blurry Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	moldy initiative shawarma	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	spoiled fuchsia warm war shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	enchanted spoiled karma shawarma	4	crappy	Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Jungle Juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	artisanal practically non-alcoholic blurry blinking Amnesiac Ale	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	artisanal Highest Bitter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	vibrating mercenary pistol of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	Tesla mercenary rifle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	purple Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	twirling Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	squat unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	ghostly red Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	tumbling viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	miniature rotten tumbling seared dino steak	2	crappy	
7814	weak bad bottle of drinkin' gas	2	decent	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	ghostly green gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	mirror 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	huge zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	mirror skewed chilly grievous Rosewater's iShield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5
7825	energetic earbuds of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7826	reassuring dance instructor's iFlail of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
7827	stale small enchanted unidentifiable dried fruit	2	decent	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 40
7828	weak acceptable flat cider	2	good	
7829	auspicious hardened trench lighter of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	Vulcanized ionized experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	spinning gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	blinking ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	huge Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	tumbling special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	quantum enhanced narrow teal perl necklace	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	extra-altered Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	extra-unsweetened yellow spinning ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	miniature flavorless petit fortran	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	toothsome jumbo java cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	toothsome cookie cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	brawny plastic exo-suited miner	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	yellow plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	shaking MacGyver's plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	supercharged plastic Crimbot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	Da Vinci's plastic Crimbomega	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	anodized boiled flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	arcane researcher's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	ribald servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	avaricious personal trainer's high-energy mining laser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	mirror Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	huge Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	shaking Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	green Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	red Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	olive narrow Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	yellow Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	skewed Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	blurry Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	jittery Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	narrow Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	huge spinning Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	jittery Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	olive Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	bouncing squat Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	spinning Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	narrow recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	tumbling recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	frosty smartaleck's Size XI Wizard's Robe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	quadruple-anodized Vulcanized yellow Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 26
7915	electrified modified dry Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 53
7916	jittery bouncing shaking mimeplasm	0		
7917	wet dry pressed maroon BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 51
7918	Vulcanized wobbly Moonds	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 65
7919	tarnished denatured enhanced upside-down ghostly Big Punk	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 65
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	practically non-alcoholic delicious Friendly Turkey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	acceptable blurry Agitated Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	acceptable weak mirror Ambitious Turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	adequate small neutron lollipop	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	mediocre gamma nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	huge sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	pulsating Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	altered single atom	1	decent	Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	teal mirror nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	olive table	0		
7946	wholesome banded cool outlaw bandana	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10
7947	smooth fortified whiskey in a broken glass	5	awesome	
7948	spirit-forward drinkable shot of mescal	5	good	
7949	mediocre upside-down glass of herbal tequila	4	decent	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	blinking plaid cowboy hat of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	upside-down lasso	0		
7953	twirling Sherlock's frosty Herculean rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
7954	huge rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	wobbly Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	narrow jittery letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	teal copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	squat chaotic slick Staff of Ed of the brute of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	wholesome Staff of Fats	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	skewed dog trainer's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Experience (familiar): +1
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	blurry beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	red Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	mixed jittery red mummified fig	1	good	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 10
7973	distilled olive mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 20
7974	mixed bouncing teal pulsating mummified beef haunch	1	good	Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 50
7975	purple linen bandages	0		
7976	red cotton bandages	0		
7977	squat wobbly silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	blurry spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's Sister Accessory	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only
7984	nitrogenated twirling Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 16
7985	blue smelly nippy parachute	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	ribald pad of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	mansplainer's smooth peeler	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	lion tamer's crafty pettipants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	censurious veiny panama hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	yellow Jeselnik's pulsera of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	narrow tumbling gray ribald Tesla police baton	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	teal knitted scorching dog trainer's crafty medical-grade plus-fours of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	porkpie of extreme caution of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	pulsating censurious groovy pepper mill	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	Rosewater's beefy pelerine	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	chaotic baleful phantom mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	vaporized fuchsia squat polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	pickled skewed red powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	quadruple-pickled choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	enhanced smart watch	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	colloidal vacuum-sealed huge augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	lion tamer's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	red blinking lion tamer's toy Crimbot power glove	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	yellow lightning-fast toy Crimbot super fist	0		Initiative: +40, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	lime green scandalous toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	improved cold-filtered skewed Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	narrow Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	twirling cyan Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	wobbly heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	lard-coated strapping Crimbomega drive chain of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	super-irradiated anodized fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	improved denatured skewed squat flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	triple-tarnished pressed and rain stick	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 22
8019	tumbling Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	bland snack-sized Choco-Mint patty	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	hand-crafted hot mint schnocolate	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	compressed homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	blinking foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	tumbling bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	bouncing ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	jittery continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	teal stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	sharpshooter's beefy tope&eacute;	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	greedy Oprah's topiary tights	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20
8036	blurry chaotic topiary necktie	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
8037	bland bowl of topioca	3	decent	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	cyan topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	maroon trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	wholesome pot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
8044	yellow spelunking fedora of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8045	toasty sturdy machete	0		Hot Damage: +5
8046	smartaleck's shotgun	0		Moxie Percent: +30
8047	personal trainer's boomerang	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8049	lightning-fast mining helmet	0		Initiative: +40
8050	gray stiffened X-ray goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Luck: +5
8051	huge squat supercool cape	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8052	skewed huge Annie Oakley's jetpack	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8053	mirror mirror spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	frosty pickaxe	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8056	gray torch	0		
8057	squat Van der Graaf [spelunking test kit] of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8058	fortified plasma rifle	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8059	shaking Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	hardy beefy The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	squat spinning Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	upside-down banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	modified green blinking	1	decent	Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	purple Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	cyan warehouse map page	0		
8071	huge warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	Usain Bolt's hale Spelunker's fedora of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	twirling pulsating foul-smelling nippy rock-hard Spelunker's whip	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	dog trainer's Lo Pan's Herculean Spelunker's khakis	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	gray jittery Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	jittery Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	ghostly still-beating spleen	0		
8087	squat Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	perfumed brawny wicker kickers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	extremely unsafe beefcake's wicker slicker	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	thinker's wicker knickers of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	sharpshooter's Samson's wicker ticker	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	lard-coated wicker sticker of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	twirling MacGyver's wicker clicker of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	diluted wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	hardy beefy belt	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	sinister groovy badge	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	spinning upside-down blinking rosewater-soaked smooth bowl	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	asbestos-lined foul-smelling brooch	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	sage breeches of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	lard-coated backpack of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	twisted bouncing blinking bits	1		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	smelly sizzling anvil	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	auspicious asbestos-lined akubra	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	spinning manspreader's apron of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	teal perfumed sinister ascot	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	attache case of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	chilly Socratic accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	twisted pulsating aerosolized	1		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	wig of James Dean of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	upside-down nippy Newton's winch crank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	savvy widget of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	ghostly twirling up-at-dawn manspreader's whisk	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	walker of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	green perfumed waders of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	vaporized red flakes	1		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	energetic smartaleck's gaiters	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	ghostly lard-coated gravedigger's garland	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	blinking Sherlock's scorching gunnysack	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	shaking foul-smelling curative garibaldi	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	Newton's girdle of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	vibrating brainy gloves	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	boiled purple upside-down smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	clever boxer's fiberglass fetish	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	fiberglass foil of the blizzard of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	fiberglass fannypack of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	blinking fiberglass frock of wisdom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	fiberglass fingerguard of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	sinister stylish fiberglass fedora	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	dehydrated red skewed fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	huge spinning cyan bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	blinking jittery winged yeti fur	0		
8136	blurry talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	olive rubber spatula of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8139	blurry boxer's spoon	0		Muscle Percent: +10
8140	cool crystalline reamer	0		Moxie: +5
8141	fortified macroplane grater	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8142	grievous bastard baster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8143	spinning nasty obsidian nutcracker	0		Stench Damage: +5
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	gray stanky glass eye of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8146	modified concentrated invisible potion	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 32
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	greedy grievous ninjammies of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	pressed Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 29
8150	dry concentrated sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 64
8151	modified Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 46
8152	super-concentrated flattened fuchsia polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 63
8153	colloidal candy dish	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 43
8154	warmed concentrated spinning Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 62
8155	tarnished mirror talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 22
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	gray Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	dry polymerized ghostly mouse skull	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 17
8161	wet boiled really thick spine	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 61
8162	auspicious reassuring skullcap	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	extremely unsafe three-legged pants of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	purple Annie Oakley's therapeutic remaindered axe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	greasy cr&ecirc;epy mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	flavorless thick baguette	5	decent	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	galvanized ghostly ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 59
8170	extra-vacuum-sealed mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 39
8171	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed unflavored wine cooler	1	EPIC	
8172	huge carton of snake milk	1	crappy	
8173	sewer snake of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
8174	jumbo toothsome skewed pigeon egg	5	awesome	
8175	flame-retardant grievous jaunty feather	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
8176	artisanal spirit-forward premium malt liquor	5	EPIC	
8177	bouncing teal wholesome smooth brown paper pants	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10
8178	energetic brawny brown paper bag mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20
8179	lime green ring of telling skeletons what to do of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	purple Jeselnik's breadwand	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
8181	yellow loafers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	lard-coated bread basket	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	blurry experienced The Crown of Ed the Undying of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	smooth Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	awesome	
8189	lousy Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	decent	
8190	strong tolerable Orangemageddon wine cooler	5	good	
8191	mediocre Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	decent	
8192	perfectly mixed Citrus Crush wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8193	moldy huge plain bagel	3	crappy	
8194	diet tasty glob of cream cheese	1	awesome	
8195	small spoiled loaf of soda bread	2	crappy	
8196	rotten yellow acceptable bagel	4	crappy	
8197	decent immense teal standard-issue cupcake	6	good	
8198	diet normal narrow ultra-deluxe cupcake	1	good	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	adequate tiny popular tart	1	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	polymerized wet Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 23
8203	shaking airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	blinking one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	ghostly occult stylish expensive camera	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	twirling sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	concentrated How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	jittery squat bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	energetic sinister rigging rope	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	altered nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	fireproof veiny sewage-clogged pistol	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	warmed alkaline tumbling beard incense	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	tumbling double-paned gravedigger's perfume-soaked bandana	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	stale miniature toxo	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	tolerable skewed Lemonade-235	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	stanky isotophat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	blue fortified strapping Three Mile Island shorts	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	frightening dance instructor's toxic mop	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	cyan lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	zippy deadly backwoods banjo of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	chaotic wholesome ratskin pajama pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	irradiated aerosolized mirror turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	asbestos-lined quilted fake washboard of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	energetic Dinsey's oculus of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	brainy Dinsey's radar dish	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	twirling rock-hard brainy Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	huge ribald frightening Dinsey's brain	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	twirling dangerous Dinsey's glove of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	blinking blurry smelly Dinsey's pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	mirror keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	twirling narrow keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	huge lube-shoes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	upside-down trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	inspector's chilly Dinsey mascot mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	yummy Dinsey food-cone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	smooth Dinsey Whinskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	polymerized Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	sinister deadly fannypack	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	grievous experienced educational weightlifter's garbage sticker of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: 3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	skewed teal sharpshooter's curative Samson's brawny hazmat helmet of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	upside-down Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	chilled polymerized nasty gum	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 54
8258	mirror blinking Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	shaking tumbling The Lot's engagement ring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	purple Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	spinning Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	upside-down Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	squat Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	lightning-fast electrified cool miracle whip of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: 100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	tumbling olive weightlifter's sphygmayomanometer	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	fuchsia mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	rotten miniature unappetizing mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	normal diet uninteresting mayolus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	snack-sized moldy acceptable mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	bland enticing mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	bland diet mouth-watering mayolus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	huge newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	tumbling upside-down mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	high-proof mediocre Afternoon Delight	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	purple Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	polymerized dry concentrated Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	gray Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	chilled magnetized Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	moist double-deionized ghostly purple mirror Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 24
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	dice ring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8291	stanky dice belt buckle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8292	shaking frosty dice-print pajama pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8293	toasty dice-shaped backpack	0		Hot Damage: +5
8294	razor-sharp dice-print do-rag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8295	hardy dice sunglasses	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	moist dice	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 61
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	aerosolized adjusted power pill	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	non-adjusted ionized squat pixel star	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	decent super-sized pixel banana	5	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic pixel beer	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	narrow pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	chilled corrupted sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 43
8307	chilled &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 49
8308	wet squat piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 38
8309	polymerized activated baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 46
8310	pressed super-altered diffused .epub file	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 29
8311	nitrogenated BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 33
8312	frozen hustler shades	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 66
8313	modified ionized unsweetened blinking jerky stick	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 14
8314	polymerized pickled modified costume rental shop	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 24
8315	unsweetened mirror huge muscle oil	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 16
8316	improved bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 43
8317	cold-filtered pulsating pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 24
8318	magnetized double-oxidized ghostly sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 21
8319	pressed jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 52
8320	enhanced one glove	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 44
8321	wet glove	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 39
8322	boiled handful of fire	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 26
8323	irradiated galvanized anodized huge ghostly Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 41
8324	anodized dry disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 62
8325	polymerized alkaline pulsating huge teal coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 44
8326	altered corrupted blinking blue conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 49
8327	extra-liquefied pickled Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 50
8328	moist oxidized mirror icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 31
8329	galvanized squat spinning smellbook	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 19
8330	frozen tarnished assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 42
8331	corrupted bouncing filthy armor	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 58
8332	triple-dry activated shaking plague pie	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 51
8333	denatured batarang	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 42
8334	quadruple-anodized huge spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 30
8335	extra-colloidal grease trap	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 16
8336	oxidized warmed shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 29
8337	vacuum-sealed colloidal porkpocket	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 38
8338	oxidized liquefied Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 19
8339	double-quantum lime green warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 59
8340	vacuum-sealed polarized pickled janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 41
8341	wet pressed jittery warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 30
8342	unsweetened baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 64
8343	magnetized vacuum-sealed frozen carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 14
8344	tarnished colloidal bronze polish	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 28
8345	pressed crident	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 19
8346	activated non-polymerized totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 28
8347	double-anodized polarized dry ghostly spray chrome	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 64
8348	denatured aerosolized filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 69
8349	energized boiled wobbly hand of cards	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 56
8350	irradiated damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 37
8351	electrified cold-filtered bouncing lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 49
8352	magnetized ionized blurry skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 15
8353	altered spinning grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 45
8354	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 54
8355	corrupted bouncing skewed iron torso box	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 60
8356	wet galvanized upside-down mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 11
8357	triple-chilled blinking radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 63
8358	extra-deionized narrow x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 38
8359	concentrated quadruple-altered wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 23
8360	vacuum-sealed ghostly hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 33
8361	triple-denatured child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 56
8362	extra-warmed polymerized devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 32
8363	super-liquefied frozen skewed shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 37
8364	triple-improved non-irradiated spinning alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 20
8365	nitrogenated cold-filtered novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 23
8366	extra-dry altered concentrated squat invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 50
8367	polymerized squat handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 46
8368	chilled ionized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 32
8369	alkaline corrupted plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 47
8370	modified huge funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 50
8371	magnetized moist quadruple-quantum mirror spinning bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 52
8372	warmed lime green flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
8373	boiled narrow ghostly fuchsia captured boozles	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 25
8374	cold-filtered squat drinks tray	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 34
8375	unsweetened wobbly eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31
8376	squat submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	moldy teal pixel lemon	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	lousy blurry pixel daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	non-dry power pill	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	pressed quantum huge pixel potion	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	shaking Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	huge blinking bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	skewed cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	purple hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	narrow The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	coward's The Emperor's new hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	stanky The Emperor's new shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	wool The Emperor's new pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	jittery frosty lead pipe of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	blurry healthy sinister rope	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	dangerous wrench of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	MacGyver's veiny candlestick	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	knitted knife of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	dangerous revolver of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	ghostly 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	delicious pestopiary	4	awesome	
8408	polarized ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 50
8409	bland wobbly crudles	4	decent	
8410	stale agnolotti arboli	3	decent	
8411	normal twirling spaghetti with ghost balls	4	good	
8412	small bland blurry succulent marrow	2	decent	
8413	tasty mirror salacious crumbs	3	awesome	
8414	toothsome fusilli marrownarrow	3	awesome	
8415	adequate suggestive strozzapreti	4	good	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	normal Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	good	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	decent linguini immondizia bianco	3	good	
8420	yummy super-sized maroon shells a la shellfish	5	awesome	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	jittery New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	fuchsia mirror spore pod	0		
8429	mirror veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	narrow hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	huge upside-down Fonzie's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	pulsating blue lard-coated friendly LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	LavaCo Lamp&trade; of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	blinking pulsating thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	green jittery insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	narrow viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	green uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	maroon jittery uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	green wobbly capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	blurry New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	pulsating prompt healthy high-temperature mining mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	auspicious hardy fireproof megaphone	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	moldy mineapple	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	drinkable narrow Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	gray SMOOCH soda	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	flavorless snack-sized smelted roe	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	perfectly mixed watered-down lavawater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	moist tarnished tumbling basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	pulsating scorching razor-sharp lavalarva of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	friendly ruddy extremely unsafe lava balaclava	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	mansplainer's experienced basaltamander buckler of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	triple-vacuum-sealed diffused lava globs	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	spoiled gooey lava globs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	Fonzie's lava-proof pants of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	cyan wobbly Jim Carey's heat-resistant necktie of bravery	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	twirling censurious careful heat-resistant gloves of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	decent very hot lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	drinkable asbestos thermos	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	non-enhanced energized liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	bite-sized rotten tumbling disco biscuit	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	spirit-forward lousy Quaatorade&trade;	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	pulsating olive chaotic energetic brawny biker's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	Usain Bolt's double-paned feathered headdress of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	sharpshooter's steel-toed electrician's hardhat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	shaking huge Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	skewed one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	huge airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	mirror Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	beefcake's smooth velvet pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	Sherlock's smooth velvet shirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	pulsating smooth velvet hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	baleful smooth velvet pocket square	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	fuchsia smooth velvet socks of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	narrow smooth velvet hanky of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	occult The One Mood Ring of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	blue Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	pulsating Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	fuchsia Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	shaking signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	skewed half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	denatured SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	liquefied wet blurry labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	shaking Jack Frost's padded Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	spinning groovy beefcake's grease cannon	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	energized liquefied wobbly demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	strapping love of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	narrow Sherlock's hardy Pener's drumstick of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	shaking nasty stylish deuce cape	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	flame-retardant flame-wreathed sizzling Lavalos's shell	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	mansplainer's Oprah's smooth velvet bra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	Annie Oakley's SMOOCH bracers of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	brawny SMOOCH kneepads	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	arcane researcher's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	fortified grievous SMOOCH codpiece	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	blinking greedy SMOOCH breastplate	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	teal blurry upside-down superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	fancy bland lava cake	3	decent	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	special snack-sized bland pink slime	2	decent	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 30
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	blinking Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	spoiled narrow devil hair pasta	3	crappy	
8530	bland small spagecialetti	2	decent	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	bouncing good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	gigantic toothsome huge gray tumbling libertagliatelle	10	awesome	
8535	moldy turkish mostaccioli	4	crappy	
8536	decent linguini of the sea	4	good	
8537	wet shaking Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 60
8539	squat teal Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	adequate Fettris	4	good	
8543	massive flavorless squat huge fusillocybin	10	decent	
8544	spoiled prescription noodles	4	crappy	
8545	boiled blood-drive sticker	1	crappy	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 35
8546	quadruple-corrupted huge narrow bag of grain	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 23
8547	electrified electrified pocket maze	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 19
8548	enhanced Vulcanized ionized narrow shady shades	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 42
8549	oxidized Vulcanized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 11
8550	spoiled immense mirror weird gazelle steak	6	crappy	
8551	adequate sausage without a cause	3	good	
8552	irradiated face paint	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 46
8553	aged maroon emergency margarita	3	awesome	
8554	aged distilled vintage smart drink	5	awesome	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	blurry Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	shaking The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	corrupted oxidized Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 36
8559	activated bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 28
8560	dry altered spinning spinning Aerheads	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 23
8561	unsweetened flattened Wrotz	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 61
8562	warmed wobbly Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 55
8563	dry tumbling fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 20
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	squat sizzling manspreader's occult barrel lid	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	Van der Graaf barrel hoop earring of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	maroon double-paned friendly bankruptcy barrel of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	fuchsia firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	cyan barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	blue pulsating moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	aged spirit-forward blurry bottle of Amontillado	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	watered-down smooth shaking barrel-aged martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	half-sized flavorless barrel pickle	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	moldy teal barrel cracker	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	powdered blue tumbling vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	dehydrated mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	upside-down double-paned KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Lo Pan's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	green barrel gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	spoiled cyan water log	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	supercharged wizardly barrelhead	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	family-friendly bottoms of the barrel of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	red chest barrel of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	blinking bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	censurious foul-smelling double barreled barrel gun	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	lion tamer's healthy rock-hard triple barreled barrel gun	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	Herculean barrel beryl choker of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	barrel beryl nose ring of bravery of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	auspicious barrel beryl ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	activated unsweetened modified cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	polymerized alkaline adjusted olive cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	non-anodized quadruple-dry ionized yellow cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	wet quantum teal cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	anodized cyan ghostly cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	frozen skewed blinking cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	polymerized irradiated cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	anodized quantum maroon skewed cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	magnetized oxidized magnetized ghostly blurry cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	unsweetened aerosolized irradiated jittery cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	boiled cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	improved dry cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	activated flattened tumbling cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	unsweetened cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	double-adjusted cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	triple-chilled improved twirling teal cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	diffused cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	enhanced deionized anodized twirling cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	energized cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	enhanced pressed gray cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	ionized deionized cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	quadruple-alkaline maroon cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	aerosolized cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	pickled pulsating cuppa Activi tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	denatured cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	flattened blinking cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	enhanced purple cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	triple-enhanced ghostly cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	cold-filtered concentrated tumbling cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	double-galvanized cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	cold-filtered galvanized purple spinning cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	flattened triple-magnetized tarnished bouncing cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	green cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	liquefied polarized cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	altered cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	upside-down hale Da Vinci's Royal scepter of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	huge doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	adequate miniature jittery bowl of eyeballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	rotten bowl of mummy guts	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	tasty bowl of maggots	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	lousy blood and blood	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic mirror fuchsia Jack-O-Lantern beer	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	lousy zombie	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	lion tamer's vibrating experienced crown	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	Herculean strapping hawk of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100
8655	spoiled spinning narrow olive hamlet sandwich	4	crappy	
8656	twirling Othello's military jacket of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
8657	Othello's dagger of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
8658	Newton's Othello's handkerchief	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
8659	concentrated bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 63
8660	gray spinning grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	tumbling resourceful energetic thinker's ghostly dagger	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50
8663	triple-distilled hand-crafted ghost beer	10	EPIC	
8664	bouncing baleful Othello set	0		Spell Damage: +25
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	wobbly mirror rosewater-soaked banded Yorick of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	twirling tulip	0		
8671	ghostly tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	gray Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	twirling airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	ionized jittery huge shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	flavorless upside-down iceberg lettuce	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	tolerable skewed ice wine	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	Usain Bolt's double-paned Wal-Mart snowglobe of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	fuchsia fireproof smelly Jack Frost's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	up-at-dawn cool Wal-Mart overalls of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	mirror skewed To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	twirling Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	bouncing perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	upside-down Temple Grandin's bellhop's hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	strong hand-crafted tumbling ice porter	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	wet dry olive blinking exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	Vulcanized twirling blue shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	denatured medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	low-calorie rotten ice rice	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	drinkable high-proof fancy iced plum wine	9	good	Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	ruddy stylish training belt of the cougar	0		Moxie: 45, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	lime green Annie Oakley's energetic boxer's training legwarmers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	tumbling smelly crafty training helmet of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	purple training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	skewed training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	spinning machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	tumbling self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	vaporized ghostly abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	vaporized abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	denatured blinking gray abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	modified squat ghostly purple twirling abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	mixed gray abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	denatured huge abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	diluted teal abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	twisted fuchsia abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	vaporized green jittery abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	boiled green wobbly twirling abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	delicious yellow VYKEA meatballs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	watered-down drinkable spinning huge VYKEA mead	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	Vulcanized moist VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	purple huge VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	upside-down VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	blurry upside-down mansplainer's quilted boxer's VYKEA hex key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	blurry VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	stale tin of submardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	special perfectly mixed bottle of norwhiskey	4	EPIC	Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	dried tumbling blurry octolus oculus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	friendly sardine can key of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	ghostly Jeselnik's fortified experienced norwhal helmet	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	skewed toasty studded octolus-skin cloak of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	triple-distilled lousy perfect cosmopolitan	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	hand-crafted weak perfect negroni	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	drinkable olive perfect dark and stormy	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	fancy tolerable practically non-alcoholic perfect mimosa	1	good	Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	artisanal perfect old-fashioned	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	delicious special perfect paloma	3	awesome	Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	electrified bouncing That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	cold-filtered Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	dry super-adjusted cyan bouncing Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	vacuum-sealed oxidized narrow Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	altered dry Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	super-aerosolized anodized Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	frozen skewed hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	unsweetened communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	adequate massive Crimbo salad	6	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	tasty special bread line	3	awesome	Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	mediocre bark rootbeer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	tolerable narrow narrow ale	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	narrow steel-toed plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	narrow Socratic plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	plastic Crimborgatron of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	twirling plastic Crimbodhisattva of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	narrow shaking bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	hand-crafted weak Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	diffused wobbly pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	pulsating overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	lightning-fast banded personal trainer's reusable shopping bag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	skewed Sinatra's coarse hemp socks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	stanky armband	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	huge nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	narrow friendly pine cone necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	perfumed reindeer hammer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	reassuring elf ploughshare	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	narrow circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	spinning faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	elven tambourine of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	groovy reindeer sickle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	squat The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	teal Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	jittery bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	huge ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	bouncing maroon high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	blinking high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	bouncing glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	delicious pulsating Kudzu salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	powdered lime green Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	mediocre irresponsibly strong Miss Graves' vermouth	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	bland fancy jumbo gray The Plumber's mushroom stew	5	decent	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	mixed jittery The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	drinkable extra-dry lime green The Mad Liquor	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	weak artisanal Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	miniature normal Mr. Burnsger	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	dehydrated The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	upside-down jittery squat scorching careful The Jokester's gun of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	auspicious scorching dance instructor's The Jokester's wig	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	Socratic savvy The Jokester's pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	liquefied vacuum-sealed Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	fuchsia squat basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	blue domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	warmed dry robin's egg	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	normal robin flan	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	bad robin nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	pulsating jittery LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	polarized alkaline red blinking Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 59
8841	enhanced extra-denatured teal Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 64
8842	modified pulsating infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 21
8843	activated galvanized flattened can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 23
8844	altered super-activated jittery The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 45
8845	super-diffused colloidal mirror narrow bag of random words	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 51
8846	polarized tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 50
8847	tarnished polarized red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 56
8848	warmed concentrated blurry question juice	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 43
8849	deionized triple-pickled tube of villain	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
8850	upside-down occult your cowboy boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	squat inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	upside-down nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	spinning nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	jittery nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	blurry ghostly nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	teal quicksilver ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked beefcake's thicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	red greedy vibrating Samson's wicksilver ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	studded slicksilver ring of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	asbestos-lined flame-retardant ruddy sicksilver ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: 6, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	Sherlock's ribald lion tamer's nicksilver ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	frosty chaotic ticksilver ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	squat aromatic Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	jittery auspicious rosewater-soaked baleful Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	wobbly smooth Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the storm of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	beefcake's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	mirror Fonzie's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	blinking stylish World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	frightening Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	flame-retardant Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	blinking auspicious electrified healthy Newton's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	jittery tumbling inspector's veiny Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	super-sized bland huge plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	rotten blurry plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	spoiled pulsating plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	bland small ghostly plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	half-sized normal plate of Frigid Northern Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	normal ghostly plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	stale small plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	stale twirling plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	small delicious plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	big spoiled special pulsating plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	5	crappy	Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	razor-sharp Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	baleful Daisy's unclean bloomers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	blue Usain Bolt's deadly brainy Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	twirling sizzling electrified curative occult Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	huge El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	blinking aromatic wholesome Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	improved flattened shaking poker face paint	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	triple-vacuum-sealed triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	quantum ghost bit	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	ionized adjusted huge buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	corrupted cold-filtered jittery lion musk	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	moldy blinking bear claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	alkaline rattler gland	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	frozen half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	quadruple-chilled tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	spoiled upside-down rotting beefsteak	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	strong perfectly mixed firemilk	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	double-galvanized spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	compressed moomy dust	1		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	blinking brainy western-style skinning knife of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	blue reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	chaotic steel knuckles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	huge mirror Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	jittery Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	mirror disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	blurry ghostly disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	huge disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	Vulcanized olive demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	spinning baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	ghostly porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	narrow grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	cyan rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	blue cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	wobbly jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	ghostly quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	wobbly spinning thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	wobbly nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	jittery ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	wobbly Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	upside-down zippy forbidden one-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20
8960	ghostly lightning-fast two-gallon hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40
8961	family-friendly three-gallon hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8962	four-gallon hat of the pedagogue of the dark arts	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100
8963	sinister five-gallon hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10
8964	wobbly nippy six-gallon hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
8965	Temple Grandin's savvy seven-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
8966	vibrating eight-gallon hat of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
8967	nine-gallon hat of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8968	pulsating frosty medical-grade ten-gallon hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8969	blinking blue rosewater-soaked eleven-gallon hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	improved skin oil	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 45
8973	aerosolized extra-liquefied ghostly lime green unusual oil	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 44
8974	deionized unsweetened eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 36
8975	purple pulsating exclusive club	0		
8976	vacuum-sealed flattened mirror red bouncing patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 24
8977	activated blue pulsating patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 25
8978	polymerized nitrogenated upside-down bouncing patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 20
8979	corrupted patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 33
8980	adjusted aerosolized green patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 33
8981	polarized patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 45
8982	boiled warmed corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 24
8983	bad twirling rodeo whiskey	4	decent	
8984	huge Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	tumbling Usain Bolt's real cowboy hat	0		Initiative: +80
8986	huge Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	gray Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	denatured armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	small normal jumping horseradish	2	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	bad tumbling Sacramento wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	double-warmed blinking Greek fire	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	greasy resourceful energetic ox-head shield of horror of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	wobbly aromatic coward's chaotic Rosewater's savvy dented scepter	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	perfumed Jim Carey's forbidden extremely unsafe very pointy crown of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	flame-retardant flame-wreathed ruddy beefcake's battle broom of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	jittery Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	shaking pulsating greasy curative stylish carpe of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	lion tamer's manspreader's padded codpiece of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	ribald veiny Fonzie's troutsers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	MacGyver's beefcake's bass clarinet of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	blue supercharged wizardly thinker's fish hatchet of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: 35, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	cyan ghostly Jeselnik's deadly tunac of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	mirror fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	double-polymerized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	artisanal green bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	anodized oxidized high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	Fonzie's fishin' hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	blurry Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	jittery fuchsia executive sonar fishfinder	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	teal tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	narrow internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	fuchsia meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	green plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	decent upside-down gallon of milk	4	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	spinning infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	fortified arcane researcher's First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	flavorless star salad	4	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	toothsome massive tumbling bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	6	awesome	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	lime green Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	stale immense browser cookie	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	enchanted lousy weak hacked gibson	2	decent	Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	friendly Source shades	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	blurry software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	squat Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	fuchsia Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	bouncing green Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	wobbly bouncing Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	twirling Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	jittery bouncing Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	upside-down Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	pulsating Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	twirling blue Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	mansplainer's Rosewater's beefy plastic detective badge of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	Sherlock's dangerous Samson's bronze detective badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	avaricious resourceful razor-sharp detective badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	cyan medical-grade curative beefcake's detective badge of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	cyan detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	mirror aromatic curative detective roscoe of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	quantum denatured shoe gum	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	Temple Grandin's noir fedora of the empath of terror	0		Familiar Weight: 12, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	miser's studded trench coat of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	acceptable boozy Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	5	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	normal big hardboiled egg	5	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	Usain Bolt's perfumed knitted Jeselnik's savvy protonic accelerator pack of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: 140, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	lion tamer's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	bouncing psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	lime green perfumed toasty bindle	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	cyan tumbling executive fleshy lump of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	Herculean smooth smoldering bagel punch	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	flame-retardant chaotic ghostly reins	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	derringer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	ghostly Mr. Screege's spectacles of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	blurry up-at-dawn sharpshooter's quilted Spookyraven signet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	squat maroon blinking thinker's tie-dyed fannypack of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	upside-down inspector's burnt snowpants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	jittery friendly standards and practices guide	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	blinking electrified wicked cool Carpathian longsword	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	squat Sherlock's supercool weightlifter's Liam's mail	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	wholesome slick Unfortunato's foolscap of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	blinking Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	cyan rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Wrist-Boy of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
9103	upside-down wobbly Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	double-activated mirror Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 16
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	chilled Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 17
9110	improved cold-filtered Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 51
9111	denatured modified green Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 36
9112	boiled bouncing purple EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 66
9113	polarized maroon Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 16
9114	wet vacuum-sealed concentrated The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 29
9115	energized pulsating huge Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 55
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
9118	bouncing Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	tolerable lime green Shot of Kardashian Gin	4	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	friendly Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	jittery Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	skewed Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	olive droppable microphone	0		
9126	enchanted lousy unidentified drink	4	decent	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 45
9127	auspicious KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
9128	narrow ruddy Socratic discarded swimming trunks of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9129	dry diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 39
9130	altered dry energized spinning charisma potion	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 38
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	double-paned foul-smelling pistol	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
9133	teal KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	flavorless leftover pasty	3	decent	
9135	weak aged mirror very whiskey	2	awesome	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	upside-down li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	narrow li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	mirror shaking li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	twirling li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	bouncing li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	bouncing li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	double-ionized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	flattened vacuum-sealed Prunets	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 21
9148	twirling Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	jittery baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	frozen energized invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	moist invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	miniature bland raw sweet potato	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	rotten small skewed raw beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	delicious raw stuffing	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	huge normal raw cranberry sauce	10	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	normal raw turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	small rotten twirling raw mincemeat	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	small flavorless olive raw potato	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	bland wobbly raw gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	thick bland raw bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	shaking ghostly clever quilted mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	fortified Sinatra's glass casserole dish of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	pulsating auspicious steel-toed can opener	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	mixed skewed squat jittery turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	pulsating tumbling stylish glass pie plate of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	ghostly toasty therapeutic potato masher	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	maroon blinking bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	decent sweet potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	snack-sized decent huge bean casserole	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	rotten big baked stuffing	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	enchanted bland cranberry cylinder	3	decent	Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	flavorless thanksgiving turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	bland mince pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	flavorless mashed potatoes	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	flavorless fancy snack-sized warm gravy	2	decent	Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	spoiled bread roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	gigantic yummy leftovers	7	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	decent pulsating leftovers sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	bouncing cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	jittery Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	spinning eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	non-magnetized quadruple-unsweetened narrow eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	artisanal eldritch extract	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	shaking careful dance instructor's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	triple-distilled smooth huge eldritch distillate	7	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	diluted pulsating eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	twirling curative Science Notebook	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9197	greedy toasty curative eldritch hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	twirling lard-coated frosty eldritch pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	aged practically non-alcoholic jittery eldritch elixir	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	wobbly studded beefcake's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	narrow Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	blinking Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	skewed counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	wobbly pulsating The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	blurry ball and chain of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	jittery candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	shaking chilly gingerbread tophat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	gingerbread waistcoat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	deadly gingerbread trousers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	Temple Grandin's manspreader's candy dress shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	lime green Usain Bolt's horrifying Temple Grandin's candy necktie	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	steel-toed Sinatra's Newton's chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	blurry sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	special adequate shaking animal part cracker	4	good	Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	tolerable cyan gingerbread wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	massive normal gingerbread mug	10	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	gingerbread mask of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	stanky chaotic electrified gingerservo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	pressed wet ionized twirling tainted icing	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	gingerbeard of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	wholesome studded gingerbread hoodie	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	gray cool strapping gingerbread pistol	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	blinking Socratic marzipan briefcase of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	studded creme brulee torch	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	greedy candy crowbar	0		Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	personal trainer's candy screwdriver of horror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	skewed gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	teal fireproof pumpkin spice candle	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	improved gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	executive chaotic gingerbread gavel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	upside-down gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	hand-crafted high-proof ginger beer	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	dry bouncing tumbling industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	colloidal double-liquefied tarnished fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	practically non-alcoholic tolerable special high-end ginger wine	1	good	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	reassuring plastic bad vibe	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	pulsating wool plastic angry vikings	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	ruddy plastic Your Brain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	Samson's plastic Krampus	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	aerosolized non-tarnished Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	denatured chilled flattened jittery Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	cold-filtered Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	massive bland spiritual candy cane	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	tolerable special blinking spiritual eggnog	3	good	Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	spoiled spiritual fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	half-sized moldy bouncing spiritual gingerbread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	tumbling chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	fuchsia Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	mirror gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	pressed alkaline corrupted rock candy	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	decent diet upside-down green-iced sweet roll	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	narrow chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	bouncing no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	teal blinking negative lump	0		
9273	cyan hardy veiny Third Eye	0		Maximum HP: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	prompt boxer's Krampus Horn	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	normal snack-sized spinning hambrosier	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	acceptable weak chakra-mental wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	pickled jittery chakra malt	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	thick rotten pulsating Black Angus blackburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	artisanal distilled brandy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	energized magnetized adjusted gray tumbling potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	bad vibroknife of incineration of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	family-friendly smartaleck's crystal belt buckle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	gravedigger's Herculean saffron antaravasaka	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	groovy saffron uttarasanga of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	green Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	mirror pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	Usain Bolt's thinker's beefy Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	bland tiny fuchsia Eldritch snap	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	diluted huge jittery hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	dried ghostly ghostly jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	denatured jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	denatured yellow bouncing sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	dried huge stench jelly	1		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	stale toast with hot jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	delicious toast with jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	half-sized moldy toast with jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	bland toast with sleaze jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	rotten toast with stench jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	yellow space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	asbestos-lined savvy wax hand	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	wool horrifying candle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	snack-sized moldy wax pancake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	narrow resourceful smartaleck's wax face	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	drinkable wax booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	denatured bouncing sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	rotten sea truffle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	teal crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	ghostly wool recovered cufflinks	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	yellow twirling heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	activated activated LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	Vulcanized irradiated LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	frozen activated skewed blurry LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	nippy shellacked razor-sharp LOV Eardigan	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	avaricious frightening nasty LOV Epaulettes	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	foul-smelling Jack Frost's rock-hard LOV Earrings	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	gray skewed LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	spinning LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	dried LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	skewed LOV Elephant of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	narrow groovy eldritch scanner	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	moist chilled squat narrow eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	blinking LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	spinning medical-grade Rosewater's smooth eldritch hammer	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	tasty bouncing olive eldritch mushroom	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	decent half-sized eldritch mushroom pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	skewed eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	cold-filtered eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	squat Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	tumbling Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	jittery Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	twirling squat bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	skewed pulsating bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	olive peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	fuchsia shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	narrow lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	green bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	blinking bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	blurry fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	fuchsia squat limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	hand-crafted ghostly blinking literal grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	delicious huge double entendre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	hand-crafted skewed Phlegethon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	practically non-alcoholic lousy Siberian sunrise	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	acceptable enchanted mentholated wine	3	good	Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	delicious cyan low tide martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	aged weak shroomtini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	special irresponsibly strong hand-crafted morning dew	10	EPIC	Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	mediocre whiskey squeeze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	artisanal irresponsibly strong great fashioned	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	drinkable high-proof bouncing Gnomish sagngria	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	drinkable irresponsibly strong vodka stinger	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	smooth spirit-forward squat fuchsia extremely slippery nipple	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	bad shaking piscatini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Churchill	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	hand-crafted olive soilzerac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	tolerable tumbling huge London frog	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	hand-crafted nothingtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	delicious eighth plague	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	bad weak single entendre	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	drinkable boozy purple reverse Tantalus	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	drinkable high-proof enchanted elemental caipiroska	10	good	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	acceptable weak huge Feliz Navidad	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	acceptable watered-down twirling Bloody Nora	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	mediocre moreltini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	acceptable bouncing hell in a bucket	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	bad fortified blue Newark	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	enchanted hand-crafted R'lyeh	4	EPIC	Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	watered-down perfectly mixed Gnollish sangria	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	mediocre vodka barracuda	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Mysterious Island iced tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	hand-crafted weak tumbling drive-by shooting	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	high-proof smooth gunner's daughter	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	practically non-alcoholic delicious dirt julep	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	tolerable watered-down ghostly Simepore slime	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	irresponsibly strong tolerable red Phil Collins	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	blinking pulsating unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	blinking toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	ghostly toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	blinking Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	twirling filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	bouncing exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	bouncing gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	blinking high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	blurry geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	thick flavorless special edible alien plant bit	5	decent	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	narrow alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	bouncing fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	dried upside-down alien plant goo	1		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	jittery zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	stale alien meat	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	olive alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	skewed fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	vaporized wobbly alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	blue alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	huge spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	nitrogenated modified blurry alien medicine	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	decent cyan alien salad	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	hand-crafted purple alien booze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	crafty dangerous alien mask of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	teal asbestos-lined alien spear of extreme caution of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	nippy coward's supercool alien blowgun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	gray shaking razor-sharp dangerous savvy alien loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	perfumed reassuring ruddy alien totem	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	mirror baleful sinister alien necklace of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: 35, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	wobbly upside-down upside-down Lo Pan's sage spants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	Oprah's strapping spant shield	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	boxer's spant shoulderpads of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	gray sage spant backplate of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	spant spear of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	squat murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	super-vacuum-sealed mirror murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	ghostly murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	reassuring studded experienced murderbot mask	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	alkaline irradiated jittery murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	lightning-fast coward's murderbot whip	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	blurry murderbot plasma rifle of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	squat murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	twirling squat space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	red Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	mirror Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	spoiled Aldebaran sardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	drinkable special pulsating Centauri fish wine	3	good	Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	denatured oxygen	1		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	lime green reassuring wholesome Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	narrow scorching Spacegate military insignia of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	gray shaking frosty Herculean Spacegate diplomat's insignia of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	shaking Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	adequate thick ghostly alien sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	electrified Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 15
9477	shaking green Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	galvanized Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	moist tumbling tumbling Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	nitrogenated tarnished squat Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	Vulcanized wobbly ghostly Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	colloidal boiled blurry Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	vacuum-sealed narrow Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	liquefied spinning Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	adequate bouncing Affirmation Cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	blinking License To Kill	0		
9488	bouncing Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	modified Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 15
9491	squat Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	veiny wholesome Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	watered-down mediocre blue basic martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	perfectly mixed improved martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	acceptable weak squat splendid martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	shaking exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	blurry can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	blinking bouncing ruddy fortified boxer's plastic gundam	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	tumbling tumbling License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	mirror Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	purple Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	blurry LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	pulsating Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	yellow Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	flavorless meteoreo	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	perfectly mixed meadeorite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	bouncing meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	upside-down rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's meteortarboard of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	wobbly Tesla meteorite guard of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	blue meteorb of courage of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	ruddy asteroid belt of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	reassuring meteorthopedic shoes of extreme caution of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	mirror blurry crafty baleful shooting morning star of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	blinking perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	twirling up-at-dawn careful supercharged blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	tumbling pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	blinking pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	upside-down hunk of granite	0		
9540	shaking shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	spinning X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	delicious DUFRESNE Suds	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	razor-sharp mafia pinky ring of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
9547	artisanal flask of port	3	EPIC	
9548	upside-down hardy personal trainer's contract enforcement stick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50
9549	bite-sized moldy jittery huge Hide-rox&trade; cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	smooth watered-down spinning jug of booze	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	frozen pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	triple-dry polymerized wobbly temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	vaporized pulsating glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	wobbly pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	cold-filtered modified new habit	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	rosewater-soaked horrifying pearl necklace of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	blinking amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	cyan amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	toasty Lo Pan's supercool protection stick of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5
9563	colloidal roll of meat	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 19
9564	narrow executive hale mafia thumb ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
9565	enhanced cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	blurry ribald Sinatra's mafia middle finger ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	flame-wreathed baleful steel drivin' hammer of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	purple mansplainer's mafia pointer finger ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	tumbling worksite credentials of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
9571	wobbly family-friendly Temple Grandin's clever sage negotiatin' hammer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1
9572	green squat pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	spinning medical-grade rock-hard mafia wedding ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
9576	executive mafia organizer badge	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	normal unfinished fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	extra-liquefied electrified shaking and cracker	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	tolerable neg grog	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	bland half double fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	rotten hushed puppy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	huge spoiled spinning narrow muffled muffuletta	9	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	flavorless shushed potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	plastic mime functionary of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	Oprah's plastic mime scientist	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	lightning-fast plastic mime soldier	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	auspicious plastic mime executive	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	gray zippy plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	skewed locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	tumbling mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	tumbling temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	magnetized vacuum-sealed wishbone	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	extra-dry special acceptable blurry Racisto Ruidoso	5	good	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	bland red bran muffin	3	decent	
9598	adequate fancy half-sized skewed blueberry muffin	2	good	Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 25
9599	bouncing silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	teal silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	upside-down bouncing silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	bouncing green silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	tumbling silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	purple silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	bouncing silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	narrow olive silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	artisanal stale cheer wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	gigantic moldy skewed stale Cheer-E-Os	10	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	censurious sizzling cheerful antler hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	narrow gravedigger's cheerful Crimbo sweater of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	bouncing Fonzie's cheerful pajama pants of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	teal The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	weak bad executive mime flask	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	yummy nega-mushroom	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	artisanal triple-distilled nega-mushroom wine	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	dry Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	rotten mime army rations	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	artisanal mime army wine	4	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	modified upside-down twirling red mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	unsweetened mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	careful dangerous miming beret	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	miming shirt of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	resourceful sinister miming corduroys	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	ghostly Oprah's Herculean miming boots	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	mirror flame-wreathed dog trainer's miming gloves	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	shaking donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	activated oxidized deionized digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	tumbling mime army insignia (infantry) of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	jittery arcane researcher's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	greasy mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	wobbly steel-toed shellacked mime army infiltration glove	0		Damage Reduction: 16, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	skewed kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	upside-down blinking fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	gigantic rotten extra-toasted half sandwich	9	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	drinkable watered-down olive mulled hobo wine	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	teal burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	squat Sherlock's frightening burning paper hat of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: 45, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's fortified burning cape	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	double-paned electrified Sinatra's burning paper slippers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	auspicious rosy-cheeked personal trainer's burning paper jorts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	lard-coated dance instructor's smooth burning paper crane	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	spinning January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	upside-down shaking January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	clever broken champagne bottle of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	yellow educational tinsel tights of the glutton	0		Experience: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	censurious Jeselnik's beefcake's wad of used tape	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	olive spinning auspicious banded smartaleck's silent nightlight of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	activated tumbling bouncing sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 60
9697	aerosolized activated blurry Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 32
9698	quadruple-alkaline hot button candy	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 22
9699	smelly cool makeshift garbage shirt of the empath	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	clever Da Vinci's novelty monorail ticket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	dehydrated pills	1		
9702	diluted tumbling furry pill	1		
9703	denatured beefy pill	1		
9704	mixed green narrow excitement pill	1		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 20
9705	dehydrated vitamin G pill	1		
9706	dehydrated mirror lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	diluted dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	twirling Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	jittery wobbly Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	blurry Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	blinking squat They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	skewed narrow Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	dog trainer's genie's turbane of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	executive manspreader's genie's scimitar	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	skewed genie's pants of Leguizamo of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	mirror veiny dangerous genie's bracers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	psychic's circlet of terror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	greasy dog trainer's psychic's crystal ball	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	blue dangerous psychic's pslacks of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	mirror Tesla wizardly psychic's amulet	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	stale bouncing heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	normal ghostly Swedish massage fish	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	practically non-alcoholic aged fancy Third Base	1	awesome	Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	tolerable spinning Bustle Hustler	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	corrupted Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	ionized twirling Bettie page	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	chilled nitrogenated tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	cold-filtered upside-down heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	ghostly Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	narrow heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	skewed Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	nitrogenated diffused mirror rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 33
9744	polarized mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 66
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	anodized rhinestone	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 29
9747	bouncing gray 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	blinking metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	lime green bouncing piracetam	0		
9752	red ultracalcium	0		
9753	blinking ginseng	0		
9754	teal Team Avarice cap of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
9755	auspicious Team Sloth cap	0		Item Drop: +10
9756	wobbly wool Team Wrath cap	0		Cold Resistance: +1
9757	gravedigger's Mu cap	0		Spooky Damage: +10
9758	upside-down Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	fuchsia Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	wobbly Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	shaking Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	twirling Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	red Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	blinking Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	jittery Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	narrow Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	narrow Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	skewed Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	fuchsia tumbling Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	tumbling Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	jittery Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	huge Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	narrow Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	upside-down Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	fuchsia Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	wobbly Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	upside-down Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	shaking Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	tumbling Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	gray Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	blinking muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	blurry amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	skewed ghostly smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	squat rocket	0		
9828	diluted bouncing jittery magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	powdered upside-down brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	powdered purple glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	mixed blinking squat scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	modified cyan pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 50
9833	mixed lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	powdered gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 15
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	narrow FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	scorching resourceful FantasyRealm G. E. M. of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	fuchsia sharpshooter's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	squat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	Da Vinci's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	twirling lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	prompt auspicious careful &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	skewed Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	skewed LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	red druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	blinking flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	alkaline modified universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	flavorless FantasyRealm turkey leg	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	perfectly mixed bouncing FantasyRealm mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	bouncing huge nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	squat Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	ghostly arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	ghostly hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	twirling grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	stale super-sized druidic s'more	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled spinning sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	bad mourning wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	jittery narrow map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	tumbling shaking map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	stale immense denastified haunch	7	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	acceptable high-proof bad rum and good cola	6	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	chilled diffused Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	teal frosty Lo Pan's deadly leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	executive frosty Master Thief's utility belt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	rosewater-soaked curative Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	spinning flame-wreathed forbidden baleful Dragonscale breastplate	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	cyan spinning Temple Grandin's steel-toed arcane researcher's belt of Ogrekind	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	experienced The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	spinning Sherlock's lion tamer's Sinatra's nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	horrifying the Archwizard's briefs of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling extremely unsafe the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	blurry jittery perfumed smelly weightlifter's shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	tumbling zippy scorching energetic ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	squat forbidden educational scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	friendly educational smooth deadfall branch of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
9894	family-friendly veiny sinister dance instructor's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: 110, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	fuchsia notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	acceptable weak two meat muck	2	good	
9899	bland chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	decent	
9900	flavorless chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	decent	
9901	adequate half-sized chocolate Spider Queen	2	good	
9902	tolerable spirit-forward hipster cocktail	5	good	
9903	jittery God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	mirror Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	bouncing A-Boo glue	0		
9913	spinning glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	flavorless good guava	3	decent	
9916	aged gin and ginger	3	awesome	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	vaporized upside-down gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	bouncing green SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	purple A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	cold-filtered moist Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	non-corrupted diffused purple Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	twisted twirling Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	cyan Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	skewed Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	rosewater-soaked curative hardened Brutal brogues of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	therapeutic stiffened Draftsman's driving gloves of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	sizzling hardened smooth Nouveau nosering of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	improved sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	chilled denatured gray boiling broth	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	corrupted upside-down interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	wobbly twirling Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	upside-down huge Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	maroon Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	huge kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	olive Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	Van der Graaf brainy PARTY HARD T-shirt of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	olive gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	weak delicious fancy huge Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	2	awesome	Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	gray neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	greasy pentagram bandana of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	zippy skull ring	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	green pulsating electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	decent PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	tumbling coward's Van der Graaf dorky glasses	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	scorching ponytail clip of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	ghostly unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	twisted mirror Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	energetic cosmetic football	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	green nippy Fonzie's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	miser's pump-up high-tops	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	denatured extra-pickled runproof mascara	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	shaking very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	miser's crafty noticeable pumps	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	gray skewed surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	lousy weak spinning everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	pulsating savvy denim jacket of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	spinning Tesla Da Vinci's ratty knitted cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	avaricious Lo Pan's intimidating chainsaw	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	drinkable party beer bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	fancy rotten snack-sized skewed sweet party mix	2	crappy	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	modified wobbly party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	maroon mansplainer's rosy-cheeked party pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	foul-smelling Herculean party whip of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	maroon Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	high-proof acceptable squat TRIO cup of beer	8	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	spoiled party platter for one	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	altered blurry Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	squat fuchsia wobbly party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	wobbly party crasher of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	fuchsia huge Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	pulsating latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	upside-down &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	blurry snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	censurious foul-smelling snakeskin thighboots	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	nasty electrified snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	hardened forbidden snakeskin jacket	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	narrow slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	blurry slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	shaking fireproof slime waders of the dark arts of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	savvy slime fedora of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	Lo Pan's Newton's slime knuckles of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	fuchsia government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	shaking greasy wicked government-issued slacks of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	Lo Pan's groovy stylish government-issued eyeshade	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	tumbling jittery Tesla resourceful government-issued necktie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	jittery nippy rock-hard extremely unsafe mutant arm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	blinking manspreader's stiffened mutant legs of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	blinking skewed maroon frightening Annie Oakley's Socratic mutant crown	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	half-sized rotten ghostly ectoplasm	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	bland	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	triple-distilled artisanal bottle of vodka	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	adequate tiny pizza	1	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	bad yellow martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	bite-sized bland cherry pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	lousy spirit-forward eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	bland ghostly Hell ramen	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	drinkable blue gimlet	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	tolerable twice-haunted screwdriver	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	half-sized moldy candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	smooth runny fermented egg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	stale massive oldcake	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	spoiled spinning mirror traditional Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	wobbly yellow plastic wild beaver of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	plastic reindeer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	plastic Caf&eacute; Elf of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	wobbly plastic orphan of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	fuchsia Socratic plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	shaking pulsating yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	spinning wholesome brawny pristine walrus tusk	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	blinking wobbly wholesome wicked groovy Staff of Frozen Lard of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	tumbling bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	bouncing plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	blurry mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	stale grilled mooseflank	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	big stale cyan moosemeat pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	balanced antler of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	Annie Oakley's dam	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	hand-crafted beavermouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	bad beaver punch (papaya)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	smooth beaver punch (peach)	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	hand-crafted beaver punch (cherry)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	flame-retardant Canadian lantern of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	squat zippy muskox-skin cap	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	rotten glass of raw eggs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	tolerable punch-drunk punch	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	diluted mirror narrow body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	mirror Sherlock's bauxite beret	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	ribald bauxite boxers	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	Oprah's bauxite bow-tie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	tumbling Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	executive MacGyver's quilted groovy Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	spinning sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	decent sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	bouncing Oprah's red-hot sausage fork of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	twirling bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	gray sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	squat wobbly jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	lime green Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong ghostly skewed narrow beer	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	bland snack-sized yule gruel	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	acceptable practically non-alcoholic hot watered rum	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	artisanal weak bottle of Crimbognac	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	small spoiled enchanted Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	crappy	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	modified Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	blue tumbling Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	inspector's rosewater-soaked wizardly Crimbolex watch	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	asbestos-lined knitted frosty hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5
10082	wobbly dangerous chalk chlamys of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	Lo Pan's chalk chain of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	healthy arcane researcher's chalk chalice	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	stylish chalk chinos of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	miser's Sherlock's chalk chapeau	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	hale experienced chalk choker	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	mixed tumbling narrow chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	tarnished yellow candy chalk	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 17
10090	jittery yellow manspreader's marble maebari of courage	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	Jim Carey's Rosewater's marble mantle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	squat thinker's beefy marble magnet	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	rosy-cheeked marble mignonette bowl of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	yellow Sherlock's ruddy marble medallion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	ghostly vibrating marble mariachi hat of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	dehydrated cyan marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	quadruple-magnetized skewed Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 41
10098	dog trainer's extremely unsafe punching bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	jittery mansplainer's wicked pith helmet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	sizzling fortified poncho	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	flame-retardant beefcake's pendant	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	palazzos of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	red banded arcane researcher's pseudoaccordion	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	dried narrow pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	oxidized Para-Pop	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 36
10106	Annie Oakley's terra cotta truss of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	narrow electrified ruddy terra cotta trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	inspector's grievous terra cotta tongs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	blurry ghostly asbestos-lined ribald terra cotta train	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	blurry gravedigger's personal trainer's terra cotta tie tack	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	green coward's mansplainer's terra cotta tambourine	0		Monster Level: -5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	dehydrated gray squat terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	tarnished terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 45
10114	huge jittery velour voulge of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	gravedigger's occult velour vambraces	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	purple mirror wicked velour veil of horror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	fireproof velour viscometer of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	wobbly veiny savvy velour valise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	razor-sharp velour vaqueros of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	dehydrated tumbling velour veneer	1		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	nitrogenated Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 51
10122	blue stylish glass suspenders of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	greedy vibrating glass shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	Lo Pan's Tesla glass stetson	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	huge glass spectacles of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	Sherlock's sinister glass shiv	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	wobbly stanky groovy glass serape	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	pickled wobbly glass shards	1		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	enhanced polarized hard candy	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 41
10130	friendly resourceful loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	double-paned Tesla loofah lei	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	lime green loofah lederhosen of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	maroon lion tamer's crafty loofah ladle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	wool smelly loofah legwarmers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	electrified loofah lavalier of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	vaporized spinning loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	electrified shaking chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 50
10138	huge lightning-fast flame-retardant flagstone flag	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	tumbling rock-hard flagstone flail of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	teal blinking miser's Fonzie's flagstone flip-flops	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	manspreader's Rosewater's flagstone fez	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	extremely unsafe flagstone fleece of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	wobbly foul-smelling smartaleck's flagstone fringe	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	twisted bouncing cyan flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	super-magnetized chilled Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 13
10146	green elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	shaking red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	squat pulsating brawny cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	warmed warmed blurry tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	twisted wobbly prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	ghostly Newton's tailored vest	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	wobbly sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	spinning huge really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	hardy elf army poncho	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	immense flavorless elf army field rations	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	mirror gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	wobbly friendly curative discarded bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	high-proof mediocre martiny	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	corrupted non-concentrated polarized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 53
10161	non-activated aerosolized virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 61
10162	dry colloidal mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 37
10163	non-electrified dry government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 20
10164	unsweetened quantum colloidal Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 33
10165	tumbling mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	healthy strapping Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	skewed huge blood bag	0		
10169	flavorless fuchsia bloodstick	3	decent	
10170	lousy bottle of Sanguiovese	4	decent	
10171	immense stale actual blood sausage	8	decent	
10172	artisanal blue mulled blood	4	EPIC	
10173	tasty massive twirling blood snowcone	7	awesome	
10174	hand-crafted Red Russian	4	EPIC	
10175	stale blood roll-up	4	decent	
10176	fortified bad bottle of blood	5	decent	
10177	huge adequate blood-soaked sponge cake	7	good	
10178	weak acceptable vampagne	2	good	
10179	normal plain snowcone	4	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	ghostly Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	squat bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	narrow PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	wobbly PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	yellow reassuring smooth PirateRealm eyepatch of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	narrow red compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	bouncing Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	narrow narrow tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	yummy crabsicle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	squat melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	watered-down acceptable bottle of dark rhum	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	artisanal irresponsibly strong bottle of extra-dark rhum	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	watered-down perfectly mixed bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	activated alkaline pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	MacGyver's banded conquistador's breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	huge aromatic pirate pantaloons of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	scorching hardy pirate radio ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	stale narrow pineapple slab	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	normal hibiscus petal	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	quadruple-improved gray narrow blinking huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	ghostly olive cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	dehydrated ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	huge Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	blinking Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	green Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	pulsating Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	upside-down Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	compressed jittery pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	lime green PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	plush sea serpent of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	spoiled pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	jittery ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	Fonzie's Herculean piratical blunderbuss	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	blinking knitted PirateRealm party hat of doom of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	acceptable practically non-alcoholic skewed Island Landslide	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	drinkable weak bouncing Island Thunderstorm	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	smooth squat Island Hurricane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	lousy tumbling Skull Punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	high-proof tolerable Electric Punch	8	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	special mediocre Smuggler's Punch	3	decent	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	bad jittery Scorpion Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	lousy cyan Turtle Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	mediocre Cobra Bowl	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	tumbling vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	greasy ruddy arcane researcher's vampyric cloake of the brazier of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: 75, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	warmed wet gray one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 41
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	blue intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	mirror blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	Oprah's slick Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	executive inspector's flame-wreathed hardy studded padded razor-sharp hewn moon-rune spoon of the cougar of horror of the detective of the early riser	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: 100, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: 35, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	lime green rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	Jeselnik's Lo Pan's hardy Beach Comb	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	concentrated non-quantum bouncing magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	Vulcanized lime green cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	flattened aerosolized huge gray seashell	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	triple-polarized unsweetened seashell	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	polymerized squat seashell	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	watered-down bad bottle of sea wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	pickled tumbling wobbly kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	jittery Sherlock's wool stanky MacGyver's shellacked padded boxer's driftwood hat of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	up-at-dawn greedy inspector's greasy toasty Tesla wicked Fonzie's driftwood pants of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	flame-wreathed manspreader's hardy shellacked stiffened padded boxer's wizardly driftwood bracelet of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 8, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	squat olive slick waders of dire peril of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	gravedigger's toasty MacGyver's spearfish fishing spear	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	purple nippy arcane researcher's brawny rabbitfish fin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	fuchsia piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	skewed executive supercharged steel-toed pirate cutlass	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	nasty Rosewater's tricorn hat of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: 30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	upside-down manspreader's hardened swash buckle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	veiny healthy steel-toed meteorite earring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	energetic ruddy padded meteorite necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	jittery fortified meteorite ring of the storm of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	pickled yellow Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 50
10290	dry chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 49
10291	wool veiny driftwood beach comb of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 110, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	bouncing Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	squat stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	therapeutic whittled tiara of vim and vigor of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	stanky Herculean whittled shorts of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	huge quilted dance instructor's whittled flail	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	blurry Annie Oakley's deadly whittled wand of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	healthy thinker's whittled flute of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	nippy rock-hard hardened whittled bear figurine	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	curative banded whittled owl figurine of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	aromatic whittled fox figurine of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	twirling double-paned fortified Fonzie's whittled walking stick of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	half-sized normal twirling campfire hot dog	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	yummy campfire baked potato	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	special toothsome twirling campfire s'more	3	awesome	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	thick yummy campfire beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	stale enchanted campfire stew	3	decent	Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	fancy campfire coffee	1	good	Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	non-adjusted bouncing leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 33
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	fuchsia burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	spinning campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	spinning signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	rotten wobbly space chowder	4	crappy	
10321	aged watered-down space wine	2	awesome	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	jittery Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	resourceful Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +60, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	twirling diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	rotten bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	stale huge blurry flan del mar	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	adequate yellow Baja sopapilla	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	censurious plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	fuchsia plastic sea elf of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	huge shellacked plastic yuleviathan	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	ghostly plastic Dolph Bossin of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	moldy immense mana-coated yams	6	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	toothsome skewed mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bland snack-sized mana-fortified cranberry sauce	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	adequate special mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	4	good	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	squat human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	denatured extra-adjusted deionized blurry patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	compressed cyan industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	pickled cyan ghostly unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	denatured upside-down vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	denatured squat a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	polymerized frozen organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	mediocre blinking boot flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	concentrated unsweetened twirling yellow infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	dehydrated purple ghostly fish sauce	1		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	diet bland fancy guffin	1	decent	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	dehydrated green Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	denatured shaking lime green non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	tarnished improved ionized peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	pressed boiled gray Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	galvanized frozen blue extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	mixed livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	pickled upside-down beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	cyan dangerous deadly oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	tumbling peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	magnetized double-polarized concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	triple-pickled polymerized gray liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	blurry map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	pulsating narrow Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	pulsating inspector's beefcake's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of dire peril	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	bouncing skewed The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	yellow Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	upside-down ghostly soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	dry enhanced fuchsia salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	wholesome ribbon candy ascot of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	gravedigger's anemoney clip	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	narrow spinning runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	diluted shaking super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	gravedigger's Lo Pan's icing poncho of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	pressed boiled glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	smooth Mer-kin rollpin of James Dean	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	twirling tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	gigantic rotten bowl of mernudo	8	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	bad fishelada	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	bland twirling red ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	teal jittery squat blinking waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	narrow auspicious dog trainer's nutcracker hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	friendly stiffened nutcracker waistcoat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	upside-down chilly Tesla nutcracker pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	slick nutcracker boots of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	horrifying nutcracker sword of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	padded savvy nutcracker drumstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	supercharged grievous nutcracker beard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	huge stanky nutcracker cape of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	purple Samson's strapping nutcracker epaulets	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	gray nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	moldy salt plum	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	half-sized delicious mirror and bean	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	knitted rock-hard kelp-holly gun of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	yellow avaricious Yuleviathan necklace of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	stanky Oprah's peppermint spine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	jittery Newton's soggy elf shoes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	chilly Crimbylow-rise jeans of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	perfumed resourceful kelp-holly drape	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	maroon aromatic vibrating hardened extremely unsafe Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	rotten snack-sized upside-down tempura and bean	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	artisanal salt plum sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	moist dry pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	flattened nitrogenated electrified almond	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 21
10429	energized anodized deionized handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	wobbly Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	dangerous smooth Retrospecs of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	blurry mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	bouncing fireproof clever padded groovy Powerful Glove of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	cyan enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	blinking ribald banded brainy Drip harness	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10
10442	arcane researcher's drippy truncheon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
10443	tumbling Driplet	0		
10444	tumbling ghostly drippy snail shell	0		
10445	decent drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	spirit-forward perfectly mixed huge glass of drippy wine	5	drippy	
10447	decent olive drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	yummy drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	Sherlock's drippy stake	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	narrow drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	shaking deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	bouncing super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	non-enhanced galvanized fizzy soda	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 62
10459	alkaline pickled squat healthy juice	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 40
10460	pulsating hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	tumbling bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	green cape of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
10467	blue lion tamer's hale back shell	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	spinning spinning Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	bony back shell of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	denatured blooper ink	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 13
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	maroon huge rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	blinking Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	tumbling bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	blinking immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	bouncing skewed colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	snack-sized flavorless mushroom filet	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	skewed mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	dehydrated bouncing mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	artisanal mushroom whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	mirror sizzling ruddy mushroom cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	gravedigger's brawny thinker's mushroom shield of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's padded mushroom pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	rosewater-soaked fortified smartaleck's Rosewater's mushroom badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	adjusted wet piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	mirror plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	Fonzie's kettle bell	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	twirling glued-together crystal ball of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	teal Lo Pan's martini dregs	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	upside-down lime green pulsating upside-down deadly flickering flashlight	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	hardy crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	stylish outmoded fidget toy	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	spinning sharpshooter's flimsy ski pole	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	red greasy discarded finger painting	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	boxer's pizza box	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	fortified extremely unsafe chipped coffee mug	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	squat Sinatra's Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	yellow drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	wobbly drippy enzyme	0		
10520	jittery drippy salt	0		
10521	spinning drippy pigment	0		
10522	mirror drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	blinking drippy stein	0		
10525	artisanal enchanted triple-distilled spinning drippy pilsner	8	drippy	Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 50
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	ghostly purple drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	gory drippy orb of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	ghostly Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	spinning coward's thinker's Guzzlr tablet	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	blue Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	spinning brainy Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	ghostly Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	acceptable Ghiaccio Colada	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	acceptable Sourfinger	4	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	hand-crafted Nog-on-the-Cob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	artisanal Steamboat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	enchanted triple-distilled artisanal green Buttery Boy	6	EPIC	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	narrow purple Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	narrow Newton's clown car key of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	foul-smelling Herculean batting cage key of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	ghostly avaricious Annie Oakley's forbidden aqu&iacute;	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	pulsating occult brainy knob labinet key of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	ghostly weightlifter's weremoose key of the storm of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	pulsating perfumed peg key	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	kekekey of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	gravedigger's rabbit's foot key	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	censurious smelly knob shaft skate key	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	pulsating greedy smartaleck's ice key of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	anchovy can key of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	cactus key of the brute of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	jittery upside-down sizzling dog trainer's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	wobbly double-paned horrifying treasure chest key	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	jittery banded strapping demonic key of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	squat ghostly extremely unsafe key sausage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	teal mansplainer's knob treasury key	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	careful scrap key of chilblains of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	frightening rose key of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	music box key of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	rock-hard razor-sharp actual skeleton key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	lion tamer's electrified deep-fried key of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	twirling bouncing frosty discarded bike lock key of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	frozen spinning marshroom	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 17
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	blue Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	altered alkaline salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 24
10577	deionized maroon huge writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 55
10578	chilled flattened gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 58
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	lime green dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	upside-down flame-retardant stylish birch battery	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	sage beefcake's weightlifter's ebony epee	0		Muscle: 40, Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	censurious curative Newton's weeping willow wand	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	greedy greasy experienced beechwood blowgun	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	censurious wool Samson's maple magnet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	purple Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	lion tamer's dance instructor's Da Vinci's hemlock helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	zippy Rosewater's balsam barrel of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	pulsating redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	nitrogenated redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	green purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	twirling auspicious wholesome purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	blue wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	up-at-dawn Temple Grandin's wormwood wedding ring of wisdom of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	upside-down drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	skewed Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	ert grey goo ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	ghostly Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	galvanized diffused electrified shaking Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	warmed denatured Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	bouncing Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	toothsome Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	chilled Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Annie Oakley's MacGyver's Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	blurry educational Yeg's Motel bathrobe of doom	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	shaking Yeg's Motel slippers of bravery of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	jittery uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	bouncing greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	blurry chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	huge onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	narrow onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	tumbling twirling onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	maroon onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	spinning alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	cyan bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	upside-down prompt Fonzie's Cargo Cultist Shorts of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	bad practically non-alcoholic flask of moonshine	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	purple ribald sea-worn candlestick of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	non-polarized spinning null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	rotten snack-sized chocolate chip muffin	2	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	mirror gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	huge greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	moist fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	galvanized mirror boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	ionized super-polarized huge blurry cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	denatured overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	electrified pickled hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	electrified cyan squat jittery hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Book of Old-Timey Carols of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	Annie Oakley's Crimbo smile	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	gravedigger's SalesCo sample kit	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	triple-corrupted candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	energized huge sugar	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	irradiated anodized multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	tumbling smartaleck's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	spinning purple supercharged plastic multi-level marketer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	stylish plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	clever plastic Mirth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	therapeutic plastic Penny	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	twirling overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	baleful neck wreath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	blinking teal foul-smelling shining star cap	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	pulsating greedy nativity shorts	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	personal trainer's myrrh pouch of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	toasty frankincenser of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	friendly wizardly gilded trumpet	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	bouncing stanky &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	rosy-cheeked wine carrier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	beefcake's candy bucket	0		Muscle: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	frozen polymerized prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	extra-unsweetened imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	activated nitrogenated wobbly hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	huge Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	upside-down candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	curative fruit bat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	lime green Usain Bolt's Tesla tinsel orb	0		Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	teal MacGyver's snowpack of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	flame-retardant beefy Satan hat	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	MacGyver's stylish Crimbo stockings	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	grievous poncho de azucar of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	olive The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	twirling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	squat The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	jittery gray The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	fuchsia jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	rotten skewed and pepper (stale)	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	mediocre cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	narrow jittery nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	weak perfectly mixed barrel-aged eggnog	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	enchanted bland hand-crafted candy cane	4	decent	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	stale blinking drive-thru burger	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	watered-down perfectly mixed Boulevardier cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	electrified narrow Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	moldy bowl full of jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	lousy fancy watered-down Eye and a Twist	2	decent	Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	galvanized quantum maroon Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	ghostly teal digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	skewed packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	huge crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	blinking blurry fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	bouncing emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	blinking robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	diffused battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	denatured irradiated tumbling battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	polymerized battery (D)	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	dry double-moist battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	triple-frozen pressed spinning battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	pickled tarnished battery (car)	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	mediocre marshmallow bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	squat olive plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	chilled red short beer	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	quantum energized short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	ionized liquefied short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	aerosolized short glass of water	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	deionized polymerized mirror pulsating maroon short	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	narrow Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	pulsating frightening familiar scrapbook of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	cyan packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	upside-down clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	skewed miser's curative fedora-mounted fountain of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	fireproof Jeselnik's sombrero-mounted sparkler of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	auspicious Jeselnik's coward's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	spinning rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	teal rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	narrow rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	thick delicious fire crackers	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	blue Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	Annie Oakley's weightlifter's Catherine Wheel	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	sharpshooter's occult rocket boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	blue Van der Graaf razor-sharp sparkler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	improved modified wobbly upside-down maroon Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	diffused blurry The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	unsweetened Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	triple-corrupted narrow Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	triple-improved blue bouncing Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	huge inspector's nippy extra-large utility candle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	studded slick runed taper candle	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	narrow dance instructor's Newton's novelty sparkling candle of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	tumbling lard-coated padded Abracandalabra	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	teal extremely unsafe extra-wide head candle of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	ionized quadruple-ionized tumbling natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	dry fuchsia rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	improved banana candle	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	polarized oxidized aerosolized ear candle	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	galvanized adjusted narrow votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	coward's water candle	0		Monster Level: -20, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	upside-down B. L. A. R. T. of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	pulsating empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	narrow rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	lard-coated foul-smelling Socratic smartaleck's industrial fire extinguisher of wisdom of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 35, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	teal The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	skewed French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	bouncing family-friendly nippy Daylight Shavings Helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	purple eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	delicious bread man	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	rotten narrow tumbling plain candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	adequate upside-down flour cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	medical-grade plastic food lab	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	inspector's plastic nog lab	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	jittery careful plastic chem lab	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	lion tamer's plastic primary lab	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	lard-coated plastic Cheer Core	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	upside-down Jeselnik's banded extremely unsafe ice crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	ruddy forbidden thinker's jeans	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	lard-coated curative ice wrap of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	rotten ghostly tofu pop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	adequate diet blinking bowl of prescription candy	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	moldy jumbo twirling fishcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	normal bone broth	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	moldy bite-sized pulsating star pop	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	mediocre strong Doc's Fortifying Wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	perfectly mixed Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	enchanted bad mirror Doc's Limbering Wine	4	decent	Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	lousy Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	twisted fuchsia Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	diluted mirror olive Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	denatured Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	distilled Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	oxidized tarnished narrow anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	deionized dry anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	dry activated anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	corrupted warmed enhanced anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	improved altered anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	non-altered spinning blinking anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	special fortified perfectly mixed yellow Doc's Special Reserve Wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	fancy flavorless big bread pie	5	decent	Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	delicious weak clear Russian	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	twirling shaking Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	narrow teal gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	twirling wholesome cozy scarf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	spoiled huge Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	chilled tumbling upside-down spinning fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	frightening third ear	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	clever peppermint-scented socks	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	olive upside-down the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	blinking projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	Tesla depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	fuchsia synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	adequate huge wobbly &quot;caramel&quot;	7	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	twirling self-repairing earmuffs of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	smooth carnivorous potted plant	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	yule hatchet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	half-sized delicious lab-grown meat	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	twirling sharpshooter's fleece	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	narrow pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	perfumed coward's beefcake's can of mixed everything	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	bland huge meatball	9	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	squat shaking meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	tumbling blinking refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	denatured bouncing purple fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	huge carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	denatured tumbling blinking astral energy drink	1		
10884	upside-down mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	steel-toed magnifying glass of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	high-proof mediocre upside-down void lager	10	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	low-calorie spoiled void burger	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	jittery void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	fireproof flame-wreathed extremely unsafe void shard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	yellow undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	chaotic combat lover's locket	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	lime green Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	squat grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	upside-down undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	stanky Temple Grandin's forbidden unbreakable umbrella (broken) of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
10900	spinning skewed MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	corrupted emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	friendly survival knife	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	mirror Socratic crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	lightning-fast headlamp	0		Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	mirror spinning Socratic weightlifter's thermal blanket of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	scorching atlas of local maps	0		Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	improved spare battery	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	oxidized single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	galvanized non-anodized lime green gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	spoiled 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	rotten expired MRE	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	decent maroon cool mint precipice bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	decent carrot cake precipice bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	twirling packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	Jack Frost's Lo Pan's June cleaver of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	bad Dad's brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	upside-down reassuring medical-grade teacher's pen	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	bland fire-roasted lake trout	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	moldy bite-sized guilty sprout	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	MacGyver's mother's necklace of doom	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	adjusted mirror shaking yellow trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	vacuum-sealed quadruple-dry savings bond	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	narrow designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	compressed sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	pulsating dinosaur scale	0		
10935	shaking blurry pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	bouncing squat pterodactyl rifle of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	blurry flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	extra-denatured aerosolized olive Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 62
10942	blurry dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	mirror knitted camouflage vest	0		Cold Resistance: +3
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	cyan valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	blinking dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	dance instructor's awkward dinosaur research harness of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
10948	Lo Pan's reflective vest	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
10949	dinosaur of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
10950	pulsating Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	manspreader's savvy Jurassic Parka	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	huge spinning autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	double-flattened anodized chilled fuchsia autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	mediocre fortified AutumnFest ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	ghostly therapeutic banded autumn sweater-weather sweater of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	maroon Usain Bolt's Samson's autumn debris shield of James Dean of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	rotten enchanted bouncing autumn-spice donut	3	crappy	Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	irradiated ionized narrow autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	rosewater-soaked flame-wreathed energetic autumn leaf pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	dehydrated autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	aerosolized pulsating wobbly autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	extra-dry artisanal Oopsie IPA	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	upside-down St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	upside-down olive Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	delicious ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	immense bland Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	8	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	small special decent blurry mirror roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2	good	Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	miniature moldy St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	yummy shaking Pete's wiley whey bar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	small delicious Pete's rich ricotta	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	drinkable Boris's beer	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	rotten honey bun of Boris	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	adequate miniature Boris's bread	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	huge Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	mirror Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	small decent baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	normal plain calzone	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	huge enchanted spoiled roasted vegetable focaccia	10	crappy	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	rotten narrow jittery Pizza of Legend	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	decent Calzone of Legend	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	purple cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	rotten Deep Dish of Legend	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	yellow deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	upside-down drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	up-at-dawn prohie's hat	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	ionized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	lime green pulsating Charleston shoes of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	upside-down booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	gray vibrating wholesome rare oboe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	wobbly crafty supercool bullet necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	bland pulsating swamp haunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	Sherlock's electrified gator shades	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	teal huge milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	tolerable Charleston Choo-Choo	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	aged twirling Velvet Veil	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	tolerable twirling wobbly Marltini	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	delicious Strong, Silent Type	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Mysterious Stranger	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	drinkable weak Champagne Shimmy	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	lime green the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	lion tamer's baleful ceramic cestus	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	hardy boxer's slick ceramic centurion shield	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	careful forbidden ceramic celery grater	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	Sherlock's weightlifter's ceramic celsiturometer of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	cyan nippy ceramic cerecloth belt of the dark arts of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	executive Jack Frost's therapeutic ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	boiled skewed pulsating ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	unsweetened squat extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 48
11028	wholesome chiffon chevrons of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	knitted Lo Pan's shellacked chiffon chapeau	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	therapeutic deadly strapping chiffon chamberpot	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	flame-wreathed curative chiffon chemise of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	careful Lo Pan's wholesome chiffon chakram	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	shaking scandalous therapeutic Fonzie's chiffon chaps	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	chilled chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 65
11036	stale small chocomotive	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	bland narrow freightcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	fortified hand-crafted cabooze	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	tumbling chilly plastic passenger car	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	plastic dining car of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	shaking shaking manspreader's Fonzie's plastic coal car	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	wool plastic locomotive	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	skewed jittery Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	huge pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	flattened warmed super-Vulcanized spinning bouncing Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 49
11051	dry liquefied mirror Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 48
11052	irradiated blurry Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
11053	electrified concentrated skewed Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 62
11054	anodized Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 19
11055	extra-tarnished Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 57
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	narrow maroon Trainbot harness of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	maroon Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	aromatic Jeselnik's smelly head-mounted Trainbot	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	slick leg-mounted Trainbots of the storm of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	Sherlock's smartaleck's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	wobbly Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	perfectly mixed dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	EPIC	
11068	twirling twirling lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	normal honey-drenched ham slice	3	good	
11071	triple-distilled lousy fancy mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	9	decent	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 15
11072	stale red Crimbo food scraps	3	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	upside-down automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	narrow table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	tumbling Trainbot slag	0		
11077	olive industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	miniature spoiled ghostly olive steamed oyster	2	crappy	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	delicious practically non-alcoholic Crimbosmopolitan	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	snack-sized normal Crimbo dinner	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	upside-down olive The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	blinking squat twirling fireproof Lo Pan's grubby wool hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
11093	blue educational Rosewater's grubby wool scarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Single Equip
11094	narrow MacGyver's medical-grade grubby wool trousers of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11095	flame-retardant dance instructor's personal trainer's Socratic grubby wool gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	lousy nice warm beer	3	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	blue Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	narrow groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	powdered squat fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	ghostly bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	ghostly hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	narrow chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	diet decent pixel bread	1	good	
11113	drinkable pixel whiskey	3	good	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	activated ionized narrow glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	ionized nitrogenated squat twirling mushroom	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	activated nitrogenated five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	rotten super good fruit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	mixed teal energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	mirror savvy hot pepper of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	modified colloidal narrow out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	yellow blurry extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	cold-filtered gray fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	Vulcanized quantum flapper fly	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	smooth teal shot of wasp venom	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	nitrogenated alkaline filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	deionized polarized red shaking shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	irradiated purple pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	pressed ghostly pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	wobbly mirror hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	boiled angry agate	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	moist diffused wet cyan lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	rotten half-sized shadow sausage	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	jittery family-friendly clever shadow skin	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	liquefied shadow flame	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	delicious shadow bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	yellow shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	perfectly mixed extra-dry shadow fluid	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	huge shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	watered-down perfectly mixed shadow venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	diluted blue ghostly shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	wool frosty shadow stick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	cyan mansplainer's slick bat paw	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +15
11148	foul-smelling uncursed bat paw	0		Stench Damage: +10
11149	MacGyver's goblin cape of the brazier of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25
11150	sinister uncursed goblin cape	0		Spell Damage: +10
11151	squat vibrating dragon wishbone of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100
11152	upside-down dance instructor's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11153	fuchsia jittery wobbly fireproof Temple Grandin's stats of horror of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
11154	maroon beefcake's uncursed stats	0		Muscle: +25
11155	wobbly medical-grade arcane orb of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11156	uncursed arcane orb of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
11157	machete of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
11158	wobbly purple scandalous uncursed machete	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
11159	blinking blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	lard-coated Samson's medallion of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11162	greasy uncursed medallion	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	blinking Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	skewed closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	shaking closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	blinking shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	olive squat shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	huge Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	Annie Oakley's shadow chef's hat of extreme caution of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	chaotic crafty beefy shadow trousers	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	sharpshooter's supercool shadow hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	gray asbestos-lined careful shadow monocle of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	fuchsia shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	moldy small narrow mirror shadow hot dog	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	mediocre watered-down fancy shadow martini	2	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	compressed shadow pill	1		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 15
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	unsweetened pressed adjusted wobbly shadow candy	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 14
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	ghostly replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	red replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	olive ghostly replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	mirror dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	blurry prompt reassuring resourceful replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	inspector's friendly veiny replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	twirling ribald toasty replica navel ring of navel gazing of horror of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	teal wobbly occult dangerous replica V for Vivala mask	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	supercharged Sinatra's Da Vinci's replica haiku katana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	reassuring fortified forbidden replica Elvish sunglasses of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	nasty strapping replica Greatest American Pants of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11210	squat maroon replica organ grinder	0		
11211	fortified arcane researcher's replica Juju Mojo Mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
11212	rosewater-soaked hardened extremely unsafe replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	wobbly blue replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	replica plastic vampire fangs of vim and vigor of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	rosy-cheeked replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	blue replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	squat sharpshooter's hardy savvy beefcake's Cincho de Mayo	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	blinking replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	wobbly replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	shaking replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	upside-down replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	upside-down replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	squat replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	bouncing replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	dog trainer's dangerous personal trainer's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	gray lightning-fast reassuring studded razor-sharp deadly replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
11242	up-at-dawn lard-coated frightening mansplainer's Oprah's grievous weightlifter's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the cougar of Calamity Jane of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	fuchsia auspicious censurious flame-retardant Socratic cool replica Powerful Glove	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	Sherlock's stanky nasty smartaleck's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
11246	upside-down avaricious MacGyver's padded dangerous weightlifter's strapping replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Muscle: 20, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	twirling replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	purple replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	manspreader's energetic replica Jurassic Parka	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	squat replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	twirling replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	executive double-paned chaotic wicked replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	yellow shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	greasy curative grievous groovy &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the ox of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	fireproof hale pro skateboard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	bouncing purple Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	sharpshooter's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	wobbly wool ribald Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of vim and vigor of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	enhanced energized spinning scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	altered cyan scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	blinking Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	lousy Sexy Cosmo	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	scandalous Annie Oakley's sinister red-soled high heels	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	moldy cyburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	squat ncle leg of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11287	manspreader's ruddy rutabuga bag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10
11288	mesquito proboscis of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
11289	shellacked senate fly thorax	0		Damage Reduction: 7
11290	anodized vacuum-sealed improved bug juice	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 26
11291	beefcake's spider leg	0		Muscle: +25
11292	twirling family-friendly beetle antenna	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
11293	mantis skull of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11294	modified ghostly ghostly chitin powder	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 49
11295	therapeutic daddy shortlegs leg of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11296	birdybug antenna of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
11297	shaking wobbly nippy thinker's kilopede skull	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10
11298	polymerized super-boiled blurry haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 39
11299	frozen chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 50
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	squat souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	skewed replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	decent fancy watermelon	3	good	Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	jittery watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	yellow water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	bouncing thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	moldy waffle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	tumbling fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	scorching Sinatra's cat o' nine teeth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	narrow brainy tooth cap of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	inspector's toothy trousers of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	huge normal banana split	9	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	tumbling handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	hand-crafted bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	Sherlock's baywatch of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	blinking consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	blurry Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	vaporized spinning concentrated cooking	1		
11329	denatured mirror meat	1		
11330	compressed lime green mirror sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 15
11331	pickled huge purple hardening cream	1		
11332	twisted huge jittery pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	teal book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	ghostly Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	yellow map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	diffused quantum sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 69
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	fuchsia A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	mirror rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	censurious rake	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	squat autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	tumbling shaking day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	twirling ghostly extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	lion tamer's smartaleck's autumnal aegis	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	corrupted activated deionized red distilled resin	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	skewed super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	fuchsia lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	spinning blinking tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	squat tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	teal tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	mirror asbestos-lined impromptu torch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	flame-retardant fig leaf of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	beefcake's smoldering drape of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	jittery smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	prompt family-friendly rosewater-soaked resourceful Samson's leaf crown of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	adequate leafy browns	4	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	diffused autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	alkaline huge coping juice	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	olive shaking sizzling steel-toed forbidden brainy candy cane sword cane of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	mirror upside-down Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	purple spinning Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	bouncing clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	teal Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	pulsating Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	pulsating Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	rotten pickled bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	snack-sized decent salted mutton	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	flavorless half-sized fancy corned beet	2	decent	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	wobbly pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	blurry wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	bite-sized bland jittery peppermint donut	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	fuchsia tumbling thinker's Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	hale Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	huge ghostly blue Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	triple-distilled bad upside-down Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	friendly vibrating hardened Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	energetic Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	skewed Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	electrified deionized twirling Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	ruddy Elf Guard officer's sidearm of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	supercool cool Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	acceptable watered-down blurry Crimbow Rainbo	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	squat Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	padded smooth Elf Guard broom	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	prompt family-friendly Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	perfectly mixed old-school pirate grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	decent grog nuts	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	narrow chilly beefcake's sawed-off blunderbuss of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	delicious officer's nog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	toothsome maroon sundae ration	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	normal tumbling peppermint tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	small spoiled whalesteak	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	tumbling lightning-fast deadly wizardly whalegun	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	shaking Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	nippy thinker's Elf Guard clipboard of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	smooth pegfinger	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	bad and claret	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	green censurious Elf Guard and beret	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	green Jeselnik's sharpshooter's Fonzie's shipwright's hammer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	rosewater-soaked curative occult gunwale	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	green wobbly scorching groovy Kelflar vest of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	deionized colloidal aerosolized squat whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	huge Usain Bolt's censurious Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	tumbling cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	shaking executive thinker's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	squat huge smelly hale Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	chaotic Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	prompt dog trainer's sage massive wrench	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	medical-grade personal trainer's brown pirate pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	teal squat executive flame-retardant quilted Rosewater's cool Elf dessert spoon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	mirror Elf Guard SCUBA tank of incineration of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	squat wool free boots of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	jittery baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	mirror gray nasty Temple Grandin's healthy Elvish underarmor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	tumbling foul-smelling friendly Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	big yummy sugarplum ration	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	toothsome half-sized gingerbread nylons	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	small adequate yellow rum-soaked fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	adequate snack-sized lime	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	rotten gingerbread pirate	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	diet moldy fruit-stuffed rumcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	hand-crafted mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	artisanal spinning Swedish coffee	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	mediocre irresponsibly strong tumbling spinning canteen of eggnog	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	acceptable weak hot wine	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	weak artisanal spinning Jamaican coffee	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	tolerable flask of egggrog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	cyan pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	smooth yule grog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	tasty yellow wet tack	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	tasty huge narrow whalecake	10	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	inspector's Rosewater's slick gunwale whalegun	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	bad spirit-forward and claret	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	bouncing trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	prompt supercool Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	skewed chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	greedy sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	brainy replica Elf Guard medal of the empath of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	pulsating Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	twirling Temple Grandin's experienced Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	blinking My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	Temple Grandin's ruddy cool barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	chaotic steel-toed Crimbuccaneer nose ring of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	pulsating Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	shaking kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	squat jittery Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	pulsating Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	wobbly shaking The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	mirror Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	denatured huge military candy cane	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 65
11503	wet ionized oxidized huge groggipop	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 13
11504	Jim Carey's supercharged moss mace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	inspector's Jim Carey's moss megaphone	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	banded moss medal of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	Sherlock's sinister moss mitre	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	dangerous brainy moss mantle	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	wool moss marlinspike of the boozehound	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	modified moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	warmed gray moss floss	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 22
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	narrow adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	huge adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	purple adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	modified blurry upside-down adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	irradiated aerosolized shaking upside-down adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 41
11520	baleful Fonzie's sage crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	purple Temple Grandin's crepe paper parachute cape of James Dean of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: 12, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	blurry lion tamer's thinker's crepe paper pie clip of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	flame-retardant grievous crepe paper puzzle cube of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	lion tamer's shellacked crepe paper plunge camisole of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	frosty nippy crepe paper polka charm of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	mixed crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	alkaline colloidal crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 33
11528	blinking perfumed cool petrified wood war pike	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	tumbling weightlifter's petrified wood waist protector of the empath	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	inspector's petrified wood wizard's pouch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	wool arcane researcher's petrified wood water purifier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	purple family-friendly brawny petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	supercool petrified wood walking pants of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	pickled petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	chilled shaking petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 19
11536	lousy practically non-alcoholic tumbling cybeer	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	blinking cyan encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	narrow olive baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	spinning googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	spinning chilly dangerous Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	green resourceful supercharged Elf Guard war standard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	skewed wobbly in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	Da Vinci's smartaleck's spring shoes of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	colloidal blurry ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	alkaline crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	wobbly biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	blinking high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	ghostly quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	ghostly lightning-fast motion sensor	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	scorching grievous Everfull Dart Holster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	narrow boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	bouncing lightning-fast boxer's cool beefy Apriling band helmet of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	narrow hale boxer's cool Apriling band saxophone of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	flame-wreathed dog trainer's deadly Apriling band quad tom of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	bouncing quilted arcane researcher's wizardly beefcake's Apriling band tuba of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	flame-retardant stanky Socratic groovy brawny Apriling band staff of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	spoiled small enchanted yam	2	crappy	Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	artisanal watered-down yam martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic sweet potato o' mine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	delicious mirror Southern yam	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	extra-dry perfectly mixed sweet potato punch	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	stale Mayam spinach	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	moldy yam and swiss	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	twirling miser's flame-retardant yam cannon of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	Sinatra's sage furry yam buckler of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	blue thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	olive Temple Grandin's steel-toed smooth yamtility belt	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	toothsome yam slider	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	half-sized rotten pulsating yam mayo	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	flavorless yam burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	huge visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	blurry aviator goggles	0		
11593	lime green blurry ghostly Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	diet adequate red mini kiwi	1	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	ghostly lightning-fast Tesla electrified mini kiwi bikini	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	fortified drinkable mini kiwitini	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	shaking mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	fireproof stanky coward's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	spoiled bite-sized mini kiwi digitized cookies	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	perfectly mixed bouncing huge mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	frozen non-adjusted mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	quadruple-magnetized quantum double-frozen mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	perfumed brainy mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	supercharged mini kiwi icepick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	unsweetened huge mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	huge protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	Oprah's supercharged therapeutic messenger bag RNA	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	super-sized moldy bacteria bisque	5	crappy	
11619	bite-sized stale ciliophora chowder	1	decent	
11620	moldy blurry cream of chloroplasts	3	crappy	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	spinning muscular soup	0		
11623	upside-down tumbling green flagellate soup	0		
11624	blinking elbow soup	0		
11625	purple squat lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	squat extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	Van der Graaf rock-hard wizardly beefcake's beefy tearaway pants	0		Muscle: 35, Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	weak acceptable Colera Peste Nebbiolo	2	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	tumbling longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	twirling Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	foul-smelling blade of dismemberment	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	gray Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	lightning-fast executive sage embers-only jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	auspicious bembershoot	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	bland wheel of camembert	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	narrow censurious rosewater-soaked boxer's hat of remembering	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	mirror embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	lightning-fast resourceful razor-sharp bat wings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	teal ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	bouncing yellow ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	flame-wreathed sizzling monocle on a stick	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	Temple Grandin's plastic pipe of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	veiny dangerous fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	avaricious shellacked bow tie	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +30, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	blurry nippy Da Vinci's fake huge beard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	pulsating friendly healthy astronaut helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	Annie Oakley's feather boa of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	Jeselnik's Sheriff badge of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	huge grievous Sheriff pistol of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	pulsating extremely unsafe Sheriff moustache of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	censurious vibrating photo booth supply list	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	snack-sized rotten whirled peas	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	delicious tiny peaza	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	cyan peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	dried red drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	mixed Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	green quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	super-denatured ionized pea brittle	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic peasco	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	normal piece of cake	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	mirror handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	fortified deft pirate hook of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	therapeutic iron tricorn hat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	pulsating coward's jolly roger flag	0		Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	mirror sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	bad spirit-forward bouncing tankard of spiced rum	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	drinkable lime green tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	hardy governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	upside-down greasy governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	mirror blinking harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	pulsating chili powder cutlass of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	tiny adequate cyan Aztec tamale	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	maroon jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	gray pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	blurry fuchsia spinning sinister groggles	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	ghostly pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	huge anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	Sherlock's wizardly silky pirate drawers	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	blue profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	warmed pickled purple peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	hand-crafted bouncing ghostly hard cocoa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	spoiled spinning salmagumdi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	blurry wicked plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	gray plastic St. Patrick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	Annie Oakley's plastic Colonel Brando of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	Herculean plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	blinking occult plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	skewed Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	red Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	decent coney haunch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	non-chilled magnetized dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	boozy hand-crafted gray moai toai	5	EPIC	
11725	ghostly up-at-dawn Oprah's moaiball of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	double-corrupted four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	frightening Temple Grandin's thinker's potato jacket	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	fireproof nippy military orb	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	ionized boiled rum ball	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 63
11733	mirror gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	medical-grade gravyskin hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	twirling electrified arcane researcher's gravyskin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	mirror stylish gravyskin skirt of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	Fonzie's gravyskin pants of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	flattened colloidal activated pulsating crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	rotten room scale bean casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	huge ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	gravedigger's clever hardy perfect Christmas scarf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	twirling Tesla snowman-enchanting tophat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	vacuum-sealed LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	inspector's stanky healthy Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	cyan pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	acceptable watered-down twirling Easter grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	distilled perfectly mixed Irish eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	bad special canteen of jungle juice	4	decent	Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	watered-down hand-crafted turchucken	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed blue spinning mechanically-mulled cider	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	mediocre weak holiday trip around the world	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	half-sized decent bouncing chocolate ostrich egg	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	spoiled beef and cabbage	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	big toothsome candy rations	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	yummy half-sized double-candied yams	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	rotten Christmas ham	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	half-sized flavorless holiday smorgasbord	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	smartaleck's bejazzled eyepatch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	teal wobbly Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	wobbly tumbling How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	wobbly Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	cyan moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	skewed ribald Van der Graaf curative egg gun of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	huge fireproof cool beefy army helmet of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	miniature normal Thanksgiving ration	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	tolerable cyan Easter eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	altered clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	aromatic nasty medical-grade nylon Christmas stockings of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	shaking tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	magnetized non-altered deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	maroon McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	supercool McHugeLarge duffel bag of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	yellow tumbling scorching sinister wizardly McHugeLarge left pole	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	curative Sinatra's McHugeLarge right pole of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	bouncing savvy McHugeLarge left ski of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	blurry Jack Frost's clever McHugeLarge right ski	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	fuchsia 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	modified bouncing skewed green eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	blurry dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pulsating pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	bouncing CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	wobbly huge tumbling logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	pickled psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	yellow STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	purple insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	pulsating parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	tumbling ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	shaking ninja carabiner	0		
11833	magnetized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 40
11834	non-flattened activated iDrops	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 45
11835	squat shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	spinning dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	mirror maroon childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	mirror heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	wobbly sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	jittery upside-down stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	purple phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	blue skewed grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	skewed cyan sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	purple upside-down carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	blinking assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	denatured scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	acceptable weak pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	powdered mirror phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	cyan pulsating bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	powdered leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	half-sized adequate Heck ramen	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	adequate diet burrito	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	bland small beer brat	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	stale snack-sized peach pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	normal incredible mini-pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	fancy acceptable practically non-alcoholic wobbly Divine sidecar	1	good	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	weak tolerable huge tangarita sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	acceptable special watered-down gimlet sidecar	2	good	Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	high-proof aged tumbling vodka stratocaster sidecar	9	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	enchanted drinkable triple-distilled tumbling prussian cathouse sidecar	8	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	triple-distilled mediocre pulsating Mon Tiki sidecar	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	supercharged stylish April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	concentrated non-vacuum-sealed red wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	triple-distilled mediocre squat Three Sheets to the Wind	9	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	rotten fancy pile of wet dates	4	crappy	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	smelly wet shower cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	frightening wet shower shoes	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	fortified wet shower shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	galvanized pickled spinning wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	super-energized cyan bouncing wet paperback	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	blinking energetic wet shower radio	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	upside-down wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	Jack Frost's birthday bloon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
11903	wet anodized teal jawwetter	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 28
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	squat yellow skewed friendly clever Peridot of Peril of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	green terrycloth turban of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
11907	jockey's hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
11908	sharpshooter's hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11909	flame-retardant extra-tight skullcap	0		Hot Resistance: +1
11910	upside-down sturdy pith helmet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11911	bishop's mitre of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
11912	asbestos-lined tin foil hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5
11913	coward's construction hardhat	0		Monster Level: -20
11914	tumbling imposing pilgrim's hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	pulsating razor-sharp stylish bycocket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11917	blurry wobbly Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	pulsating packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	twirling double-paned Axis helmet of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
11925	steel-toed strapping Axis fatigues	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 9
11926	wool occult Axis suspenders	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	narrow priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	bouncing huge chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	mansplainer's vibrating Allied Radio Backpack of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	jittery orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	spinning ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	bouncing confetti grenade	0		
11937	adequate Skeleton Wars rations	4	good	
11938	drinkable skeleton war fuel can	3	good	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	jittery M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	pulsating bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	rosewater-soaked reassuring personal trainer's Allied Forces insignia	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11945	blurry Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	double-galvanized pickled tumbling Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	narrow hardened bully badge	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	dangerous time cop top hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	boiled mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	spoiled toast with mixed berry jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	flavorless snack-sized lime green cup of sugar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	toothsome Susie's cupcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	electrified the gun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	delicious upside-down wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	cyan really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	skewed sand penny	0		
11962	hardy undersea surveying goggles	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Ocean-Touched Rum	1	EPIC	
11964	distilled water-logged pill	1		
11965	rotten small shaking kelp puck	2	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	cyan scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	huge scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	spinning sea gel	0		
11971	polarized octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 26
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	sage dentadent	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	nasty friendly Annie Oakley's dance instructor's brawny blood cubic zirconia of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	denatured squat blinking blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	drinkable practically non-alcoholic pheromone cocktail	1	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	decent spinning spinal tapas	3	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	upside-down Oprah's Socratic shrunken head of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	pulsating stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	skewed small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	weak hand-crafted Smoking Pope	2	EPIC	
12053	normal prize turkey	4	good	
12054	denatured medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 10
12055	tiny stale full-sized pumpkin pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	perfectly mixed high-proof vodka cranberry sauce	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	warmed cold-filtered yammed candy	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	spoiled spinning treasure chestnut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	perfectly mixed weak mulled butter rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	colloidal cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	steel-toed plastic left skeleton arm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	upside-down Annie Oakley's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	tumbling wobbly purple plastic right skeleton arm of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	extremely unsafe plastic right skeleton leg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	Jack Frost's plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	jittery discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	pulsating greasy Oprah's angelbone kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	angelbone totem of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	nasty angelbone chopsticks	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	razor-sharp smartaleck's angelbone mantle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	tumbling miser's angelbone dice	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	veiny angelbone halo of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	pickled ghostly tumbling angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	triple-magnetized blinking biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 33
12076	pulsating wobbly greedy devilbone helmet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	spinning devilbone greaves of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	pulsating dog trainer's brainy devilbone shinguards	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	maroon quilted devilbone corset	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	blinking sinister Fonzie's devilbone flute	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	skewed devilbone rosary of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	boiled skewed devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	quantum Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 53
12116	squat burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	wobbly Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	squat upside-down executive extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	olive The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	acceptable watered-down Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	ghostly crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	practically non-alcoholic drinkable shaking skewed bottle of prize-winning rum	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	lard-coated Santa-Slayer medal of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	blue Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	dry green boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	ionized boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	galvanized boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	lard-coated sizzling smoldering vertebra of terror	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	blurry seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	ghostly smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	up-at-dawn baleful wizardly hot boning knife	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	olive Herculean boxer's fistbone of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	healthy sinister grievous burnt bone belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	scorched skull trophy of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	rotten low-calorie red wobbly wing bone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	lousy ghostly weak skeleton venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	vaporized wobbly pulsating baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	jittery plastic skeleton rib cage of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	red friendly plastic skeleton skull	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	jittery frightening plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	jittery assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	quilted brainy scorched skeleton mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	personal trainer's wizardly scorched skeleton shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	healthy Samson's scorched skeleton pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	green messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	narrow buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	blinking Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	purple Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	cyan Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	lime green Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	wholesome fireproof bonesaw of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	bouncing ribald vermiculite shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	blinking blinking Da Vinci's ship's lantern	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	rosewater-soaked crafty heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	flavorless traditional gingerloaf	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	acceptable watered-down Scotch and eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	adjusted colloidal counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	tolerable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	twirling The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	gray bouncing crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	moldy twirling wedge of prize-winning cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	triple-oxidized gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 21
12179	shaking mansplainer's Fonzie's glimmering crystal	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	jittery loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	bouncing dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	mirror 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	green intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	ghostly fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	cyan unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	adjusted yellow Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	colloidal warmed narrow Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	electrified frozen Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	pulsating bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	ghostly careful quilted and dress	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	vibrating thinker's and dress	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	dry blinking dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	Usain Bolt's dinosaur bone club	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	stanky dog trainer's dinosaur skull helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	shaking ribald flame-wreathed dance instructor's dinosaur bone corset	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	boozy lousy upside-down Pork Elf cough syrup	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	shaking Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	flavorless rat pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	upside-down Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	toasty hoverboard of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	veiny extremely unsafe left shark fin of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	squat blue arcane researcher's fitness tracking bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	denatured olive candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	low-calorie spoiled fancy discarded hot dog	1	crappy	Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	bad skewed most of a beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	immense decent squat can of tuna	10	good	
12227	rotten upside-down alien salad	4	crappy	
12228	tasty ratbatatouille	3	awesome	
12229	gigantic spoiled onigiri	7	crappy	
12230	bland half-sized crudit&eacute;s	2	decent	
12231	bland sauced mutton	3	decent	
12232	adequate massive hot honey ant	7	good	
12233	special normal tomb aspic	3	good	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 50
12234	adequate huge olive later tots	6	good	
12235	normal Frutti di Scatoletta	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	delicious small Pesto alla Marziano	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	moldy purple Arrattabbattabiata	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	normal tiny Orzo di Riso	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	gigantic normal purple tumbling Pasta Grimavera	6	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	toothsome Linguini Ubriacapa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	flavorless Formica e Pepe	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	adequate Tubetto Gelatto	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	moldy Gnocci Domani	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	skewed Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	blue scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	gray second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	sinister deadly Space Soldier Helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10
12253	stale twirling premium turkey leg	4	decent	
12254	aged triple-distilled bouncing styrofoam cup of mead	8	awesome	
12255	censurious sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
12256	olive frightening staff	0		Spooky Damage: +5
12257	savvy lute	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
12258	huge shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	foul-smelling Fonzie's sage The Wizard's Android	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10
12261	olive narrow flash paperwad	0		
12262	twirling juggling ball	0		
12263	family-friendly tactical jester's cap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	fuchsia shaking single-use sword	0		
12265	maroon knitted flimsy plastic helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3
12266	pulsating flame-retardant flimsy plastic greaves	0		Hot Resistance: +1
12267	ghostly pulsating shaking mansplainer's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Monster Level: +15
12268	yellow flimsy plastic shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
12269	twirling packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	blurry red avaricious Portable Laughing Stock of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	dance instructor's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100
12272	bland classic banana	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	snack-sized bland special watermelon	2	decent	Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	bland snack-sized squat quince	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	wobbly skewed Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	wobbly mirror Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	normal tiny classic banana pie	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	super-magnetized polymerized blurry lime green essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	oxidized huge banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	delicious Aesop Daiquiri	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	perfectly mixed yellow Monkey Congress	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	low-calorie yummy blurry watermelon pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	boiled quadruple-warmed gray concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	vacuum-sealed upside-down blue Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	mediocre teal Melonegroni	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	drinkable Melonade Spritz	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	yummy tiny upside-down pulsating quince pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	denatured dry cyan quince quaff	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	non-Vulcanized wobbly Quickquince	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	perfectly mixed shaking Quiskey Sour	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	lousy weak olive Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	artisanal Roth IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	bouncing cyan reassuring extremely unsafe underdraft protection	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	immense tasty soybean futures	8	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	quadruple-vacuum-sealed tarnished upside-down ghostly yellow housing bubble	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	unsweetened wobbly twirling Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 67
12298	family-friendly financial instrument of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	manspreader's hedge fund clippers of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	fuchsia smelly selling shorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	twirling resourceful stylish 401k ring	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	fuchsia balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	frozen blue pulsating invisible hand	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	altered circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	ionized energized mint	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	blurry savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	compressed ghostly pulsating lime green toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	twisted purple intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	denatured liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	acceptable Malattia Becco Malbec	3	good	
12316	cyan wobbly kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	shaking Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	ghostly wobbly Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	bouncing meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	blinking can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"