-1	distilled mediocre blinking Petite Porter	5	decent	
-2	watered-down tolerable Scrawny Stout	2	good	
-3	acceptable shaking Infinitesimal IPA	4	good	
-4	drinkable eggnogtini	4	good	
-5	bad candycaine	3	decent	
-6	enchanted bad braincracker sweet	4	decent	
-16	bad fermented honey	4	decent	
-17	bad boozy moons-shine	5	decent	
-18	acceptable fancy gin	4	good	
-19	tolerable ecto-nog	3	good	
-20	extra-dry mediocre twirling hot toady	5	decent	
-21	extra-dry artisanal mirror hot choculate	5	EPIC	
-49	extra-dry acceptable purple Cyder	5	good	
-50	weak mediocre twirling Oil Nog	2	decent	
-51	hand-crafted Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	EPIC	
-58	practically non-alcoholic bad Grimacider	1	decent	
-59	lousy fuchsia Isotope Nog	3	decent	
-60	weak acceptable teal blinking Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	good	
-70	drinkable practically non-alcoholic squat huge Gin and Herring	1	good	
-71	irresponsibly strong fancy drinkable Black and Tan and Red All Over	7	good	
-72	hand-crafted special Antarctic Ice Tea	4	EPIC	
-76	artisanal CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	EPIC	
-77	lousy jittery CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	decent	
-78	perfectly mixed bouncing CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	4	EPIC	
-82	mediocre Horseradish-infused Vodka	3	decent	
-83	smooth purple Jerkitini	4	awesome	
-84	triple-distilled bad Desert Island Iced Tea	9	decent	
-88	lousy high-proof Crimbo Saketini	8	decent	
-89	practically non-alcoholic aged cyan Crimboku Drop	1	awesome	
-90	hand-crafted weak squat Flaming Crimbo Log	2	EPIC	
-107	artisanal fortified Fortified Eggnog Slurry	5	EPIC	
-108	delicious Hot Buttered Rum	4	awesome	
-109	perfectly mixed bouncing Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	EPIC