1	huge seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	deadly helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	strapping ravioli hat	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	huge tumbling saucepan	0		
8	spinning spices	0		
9	Tesla disco mask	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	spinning disco ball	0		
11	spinning stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	jittery mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	vaporized huge tumbling moxie weed	1		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 30
15	denatured strongness elixir	1		
16	twisted fuchsia shaking magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	decent half-sized noodles	2	good	
18	mirror tortoise's blessing	0		
19	vibrating asparagus knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
20	spinning Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	cyan sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	gray blinking spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	mirror cyan rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Bjorn's Hammer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	blurry wobbly snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	Dolphin King's crown of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	wobbly blinking Knob Goblin scimitar of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
36	olive horrifying Knob Goblin tongs	0		Spooky Damage: +25
37	spinning educational viking helmet	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Da Vinci's Knob Goblin pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	lousy ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	decent	
42	ghostly spinning hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	spinning worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	flavorless immense hot buttered roll	8	decent	
48	teal heart of rock and roll	0		
49	toothsome mirror wobbly bowl of cottage cheese	3	awesome	
50	Tesla Rock and Roll Legend	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	squat Knob Goblin Uberpants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	stone banjo of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
54	censurious reassuring Disco Banjo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	skewed hot sauce	0		
57	scorching 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	upside-down teal narrow slingshot	0		
60	pulsating narrow fuchsia Mace of the Tortoise of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	spoiled green fortune cookie	4	crappy	
62	blurry oriole-feather headdress of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	upside-down narrow action figure body	0		
64	upside-down action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	wobbly spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	knitted Pasta Spoon of Peril of the boozehound	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	blue dog trainer's stakes	0		Experience (familiar): +1
72	spinning Tesla barskin hat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	twirling Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	tumbling blinking frosty stick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
78	chilly pretty bouquet	0		Cold Damage: +5
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	shaking fairy gravy boat	0		
81	mediocre practically non-alcoholic ice-cold Willer	1	decent	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	lime green mirror Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	cyan helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	aromatic basic meat sword	0		Stench Resistance: +1
94	basic meat pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	scorching basic meat helmet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	Samson's dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
97	double-paned Newton's pimpin' meat hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	cyan dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	blinking lifeless meat doll	0		
101	tumbling meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	narrow red horrifying healthy staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
104	scarecrow	0		
105	toothsome huge bowl of charms	4	awesome	
106	pulsating ketchup	1	decent	
107	catsup	1	decent	
108	jittery stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	smelly basic meat staff	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
111	twirling Annie Oakley's basic meat crossbow	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
112	purple frosty Da Vinci's meatloaf helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	dripping meat sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
114	gray lion tamer's dripping meat staff	0		Experience (familiar): +2
115	grievous dripping meat crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
116	censurious clever Bugfinder Blade	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
117	ghostly Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	narrow sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	teal sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	blurry Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	stanky Gnollish autoplunger	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
128	shaking blurry Sherlock's meat pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	mirror razor-sharp third-hand nunchaku	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
130	blue quilted eyepatch	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	upside-down Certificate of Participation	0		
134	skewed bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	blurry dingy planks	0		
141	upside-down dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	blurry barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	fortified eXtreme meat sword	0		Damage Absorption: +60
148	bouncing eXtreme meat staff of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
149	squat eXtreme meat crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
150	teal Jim Carey's Scalp of Gorgolok of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	gray spinning sharpshooter's Elder Turtle Shell of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	spinning Jack Frost's MacGyver's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	occult deadly Ancient Saucehelm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	upside-down horrifying frightening Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Spooky Damage: 30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	twirling Jeselnik's Tesla El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	squat Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	squat wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	normal ghuol egg	3	good	
162	moldy immense ghuol egg quiche	10	crappy	
163	supercool skeleton bone	0		Moxie Percent: +20
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	super-sized delicious ghuol-ear kabob	5	awesome	
168	Lo Pan's bone rattle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
169	pulsating bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	decent purple lihc eye pie	4	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	massive bland uncooked chorizo	6	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	moldy purple chorizo taco	3	crappy	
180	enchanted tolerable blue ice-cold fotie	4	good	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 25
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	green bat wing	0		
184	shaking briefcase	0		
185	narrow fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	maroon bat guano	0		
189	jittery guano coffee cup	0		
191	Sinatra's batskin belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
192	bouncing batskin belt	0		
193	tumbling birthday candle	0		
194	Socratic Mr. Accessory	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only
195	teal greasy eXtreme nose ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	pulsating quilted ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40
200	spoiled rat appendix kabob	4	crappy	
201	thick tasty bat wing kabob	5	awesome	
202	toothsome carob chunks	3	awesome	
203	ghostly upside-down herbs	0		
204	toothsome carob chunk cookies	4	awesome	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	yellow piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	awesome	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	lime green wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	spinning windchimes	0		
213	reassuring coward's filthy corduroys	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	Fonzie's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	small stale shaking carob brownies	2	decent	
217	snack-sized stale squat herb brownies	2	decent	
218	fuchsia hemp string	0		
219	pulsating necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	skewed clever gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20
222	red skewed phat turquoise bead	0		
223	Van der Graaf phat turquoise bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
224	blue frightening eyepatch	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	stale tofu casserole	3	decent	
226	diluted upside-down can of Red Minotaur	1	crappy	Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 10
227	blinking sharpshooter's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
228	gravedigger's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Spooky Damage: +10
229	twirling fuchsia hardy Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +50
230	dead guy's watch of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	blurry Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	blue Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	twirling curative rosy-cheeked Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	perfectly mixed spirit-forward yellow bottle of gin	5	EPIC	
238	extra-dry mediocre bottle of vodka	5	decent	
239	wool nasty Orcish baseball cap	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	upside-down tumbling ribald Orcish cargo shorts of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	narrow arcane researcher's Orcish frat-paddle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
242	flavorless low-calorie fuchsia	1	decent	
243	flavorless immense grapefruit	9	decent	
244	moldy grapes	4	crappy	
245	moldy olive	4	crappy	
246	adequate bouncing tomato	4	good	
247	blurry shaking fermenting powder	0		
248	aged salty dog	4	awesome	
249	lousy bloody mary	3	decent	
250	distilled drinkable screwdriver	5	good	
251	practically non-alcoholic acceptable maroon martini	1	good	
252	special bad bloody beer	4	decent	Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 25
253	weak perfectly mixed shot of schnapps	2	EPIC	
254	bad shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	decent	
255	triple-distilled delicious fine wine	8	awesome	
256	high-proof smooth shot of tomato schnapps	8	awesome	
257	triple-distilled aged blinking extra-spicy bloody mary	8	awesome	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	bland huge White Citadel fries	3	decent	
261	half-sized spoiled White Citadel burger	2	crappy	
262	bland half-sized piece of wedding cake	2	decent	
263	tasty chocolate chips	3	awesome	
264	rotten miniature bouncing chocolate chip cookies	2	crappy	
265	twirling up-at-dawn satin pants	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	delicious extra-dry enchanted lightning	5	awesome	Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 25
267	fireproof mullet wig	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	gray smooth sword	0		Moxie: +15
270	picket fence	0		
271	boiled barbell	1		
272	modified concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	modified twirling moxie weed	1		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 45
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	spinning wobbly mosquito larva	0		
276	jittery spinning leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	distilled tumbling olive tumbling extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 45
278	twisted wobbly jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	twisted suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 10
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	groovy gasmask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	jittery Boris's key	0		
283	squat Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	walrus-tusk earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
286	teal ring of half-assed regeneration of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
287	foul-smelling Boris's ring	0		Stench Damage: +10
288	potato sprout	0		
289	ribald Jarlsberg's earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
290	red executive Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Meat Drop: +40
291	auspicious careful can of maces	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10
292	red occult rubber axe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
293	nippy friendly chef's hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	lightning-fast pail	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	sharpshooter's demonskin trousers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	dungeoneer's dungarees of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	ionized lime green tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 13
298	moist lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 29
299	liquefied modified huge pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 18
300	pressed quantum red jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 21
301	flat dough	0		
302	miniature adequate blinking Knob sausage	2	good	
303	adequate Knob mushroom	4	good	
304	narrow dry noodles	0		
305	smooth Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	ribald Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	modified wet skewed Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 14
308	Annie Oakley's Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	Knob Goblin elite pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	pulsating padded Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Damage Absorption: +20
311	lime green ghostly hill of beans	0		
312	curative Knob Goblin visor	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	shaking hardy Crown of the Goblin King	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	adequate small bean burrito	2	good	
315	yummy bean burrito	4	awesome	
316	snack-sized decent fuchsia insanely bean burrito	2	good	
317	miniature decent bean burrito	2	good	
318	stale bean burrito	3	decent	
319	enchanted low-calorie bland huge insanely bean burrito	1	decent	Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 25
320	bland special bat haggis	4	decent	Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 50
321	rotten immense menudo	9	crappy	
322	rotten goat cheese	3	crappy	
323	normal squat plain pizza	4	good	
324	gigantic tasty blue sausage pizza	6	awesome	
325	flavorless goat cheese pizza	4	decent	
326	bland ghostly mushroom pizza	4	decent	
327	lime green goat	0		
328	bad bottle of whiskey	3	decent	
329	censurious goat beard	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	enchanted glass of goat's milk	1	good	Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 50
331	watered-down delicious jittery Canadian	2	awesome	
332	super-sized adequate fancy lime green huge lemon	5	good	Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
333	bite-sized normal lime	1	good	
334	sabre teeth of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
335	cyan sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	upside-down shellacked consolation ribbon	0		Damage Reduction: 7
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	green tenderizing hammer	0		
339	mirror Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	magnetized ghostly Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 53
341	double-boiled deionized pulsating Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 32
342	maroon Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	super-polarized Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 15
344	green tumbling squat Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	mirror Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	spinning scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	ruddy ninja mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	red hot katana blade	0		
351	supercharged shellacked icy-hot katana	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +30
352	supercharged ninja hot pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	shaking bouncing Samson's nunchaku of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
355	tumbling eXtreme scarf of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	Usain Bolt's snowboarder pants	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	normal special wobbly gr8ps	4	good	Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 40
359	spoiled ghostly squat t8r tots	4	crappy	
360	huge dangerous miner's helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	blinking sage miner's pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	tumbling stanky 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	bouncing blinking asbestos ore	0		
365	wobbly mirror chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	bouncing linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	skewed asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	huge chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	blurry linoleum sword of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100
379	squat nasty vibrating linoleum staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
380	lion tamer's padded linoleum crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
381	Herculean asbestos sword of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15
382	energetic asbestos staff of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
383	huge baleful asbestos crossbow of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
384	narrow occult sinister chrome sword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
385	huge knitted Samson's chrome staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +3
386	supercool brainy chrome crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	meaty helmet turtle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	wool asbestos helmet turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	blinking frightening linoleum helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	pulsating cyan chrome helmet turtle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	maroon penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	blurry hippopotamus skin	0		
396	cyan Oprah's penguin shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	therapeutic yakskin pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	teal aromatic hippopotamus pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	shaking inspector's eXtreme mittens	0		Item Drop: +15
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	shaking upside-down Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	prompt swashbuckling pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	skewed therapeutic shoulder parrot	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
404	blurry mansplainer's acoustic guitarrr	0		Monster Level: +15
405	huge sunken chest	0		
406	cyan narrow pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	bouncing pirate skeleton	0		
409	mirror vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	green sk8board of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
411	lime green Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	pulsating barrrnacle	0		
413	ribald Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
414	flame-retardant crowbarrr	0		Hot Resistance: +1
415	occult leotarrrd	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	therapeutic safarrri hat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	galvanized mirror henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 53
418	nitrogenated activated Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 66
419	quadruple-ionized improved maroon serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 15
420	altered enhanced tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 45
421	enhanced philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 26
422	dry wet twirling potion of potency	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 13
423	warmed galvanized wobbly cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 22
424	Vulcanized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 51
425	magnetized diffused upside-down red oil of expertise	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 20
426	corrupted galvanized narrow potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 39
427	experienced box	0		Experience: +2, Wiki Name: "box"
428	blinking nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	spinning beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	bloody clown pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	frosty balloon helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	balloon sword of horror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	blinking chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	blinking bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	red bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	lime green beer lens	0		
444	blue upside-down beer goggles	0		
445	Socratic box-in-the-box	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	flame-wreathed box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
448	gray Sherlock's horrifying foolscap fool's cap	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	lion tamer's clown nose	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Clowniness: 25
450	wobbly pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	huge disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	skewed screwdriver	0		
455	moldy thick pulsating jumbo olive	5	crappy	
456	irresponsibly strong lousy ghostly dry martini	8	decent	
457	huge ye olde golde frontes of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	blinking continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	wobbly pixel	0		
460	twirling pixel	0		
461	lime green pixel	0		
462	upside-down pixel	0		
463	squat pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	massive decent blinking pixel pie	6	good	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wobbly wussiness potion	0		
470	bad Imp Ale	3	decent	
471	moldy huge hot wing	4	crappy	
472	occult diamond-studded cane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	quilted crutch	0		Damage Absorption: +40
474	cast	0		
475	spinning dance instructor's mask of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	narrow hellion cube	0		
477	red perfumed savvy infernal insoles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
478	evil arch	0		
479	cyan dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	ghostly eldritch butterknife	0		
482	lard-coated Mr. Container	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Newton's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	arcane researcher's hemp backpack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	skewed hale Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
487	frosty arrrgyle socks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	family-friendly dance instructor's mesh cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	smelly flame-wreathed chaps	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	jittery ketchup hound	0		
494	tumbling ghostly gravedigger's batblade	0		Spooky Damage: +10
495	twirling catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	lime green gnatwing	0		
498	rotten snack-sized skewed papaya	2	crappy	
499	olive reassuring Temple Grandin's denim axe	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	moldy big Elfin shortbread	5	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	bland tiny blue skewered cat appendix	1	decent	
504	twirling evil arches	0		
505	spinning Fonzie's gnatwing earring of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25
506	flavorless miniature bouncing Hell broth	2	decent	
507	blurry thunderrr guitarrr of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
508	tumbling sonata	0		
509	pulsating Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	moldy half-sized blue upside-down Boris's key lime pie	2	crappy	
514	bland snack-sized jittery bouncing Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2	decent	
515	yummy Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	awesome	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	crafty bejeweled accordion strap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	spinning mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	coward's kickback cookbook	0		Monster Level: -20
522	twirling one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	acceptable high-proof squat papaya sling	6	good	
525	shaking red grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	lime green volleyball	0		
528	narrow blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	vacuum-sealed spray paint	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 32
531	scandalous special sauce glove	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	flame-retardant ladle of mystery	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	tumbling bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	upside-down pr0n legs	0		
538	frightening f3d0r4	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	olive lowercase N	0		
540	unsweetened tarnished Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 25
541	draggin' ball hat of vim and vigor of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	squat experienced brawny 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	flavorless diet Trollhouse cookies	1	decent	
544	lightning-fast horrifying talons	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
545	gigantic moldy tumbling Spam Witch sammich	6	crappy	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	shaking purple 334 scroll	0		
548	yellow 668 scroll	0		
549	upside-down 30669 scroll	0		
550	twirling pulsating 33398 scroll	0		
551	blurry 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	skewed blurry 31337 scroll	0		
554	normal pr0n cocktail	3	good	
555	huge aromatic padded drywall axe	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
556	squat Pine-Fresh air freshener of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
557	practically non-alcoholic mediocre whiskey and cola	1	decent	
558	decent papaya taco	3	good	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	tiny bland stalk of asparagus	1	decent	
561	olive pregnant mushroom	0		
562	jittery ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	drinkable strong Mad Train wine	5	good	
565	steel-toed hobo gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
566	bum cheek of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	toothsome miniature cyan Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	awesome	
569	jumbo flavorless Lord of the Flies-sized fries	5	decent	
570	tasty small blurry Chicken Sandwich	2	awesome	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	spoiled Children's Meal of the Damned	3	crappy	
573	miniature stale green noodles	2	decent	
574	flavorless noodles	3	decent	
575	adequate painful penne pasta	4	good	
576	flavorless tumbling ravioli della hippy	3	decent	
577	spoiled jumbo bouncing pr0n m4nic0tti	5	crappy	
578	spoiled Hell ramen	4	crappy	
579	huge decent twirling olive boring spaghetti	6	good	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	upside-down schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	diet decent fettucini Inconnu	1	good	
584	normal gray spaghetti with Skullheads	4	good	
585	bland lime green gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	decent	
586	crafty ridiculously huge sword of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +100
587	adjusted shaking maroon squat super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 15
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	moldy cocoa eggshell fragment	4	crappy	
590	normal upside-down cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	bouncing phonics down	0		
594	steel-toed amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Damage Reduction: 9
595	olive ghostly scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	narrow titanium assault umbrella of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
597	Mohawk wig of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	upside-down Oprah's strapping Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
601	bouncing Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	bouncing Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	shaking Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	green spinning Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	gray original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	dry upside-down maroon probability potion	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 33
615	pulsating chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	magnetized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 67
618	adjusted aerosolized ionized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 34
619	olive skewed perfumed needle	0		Stench Resistance: +5
620	boiled thin candle	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 18
621	upside-down Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	olive WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	narrow Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	shaking ND	0		
628	maroon squat spinning wobbly metallic A	0		
629	blurry eye of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
630	lime green photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	vibrating furry pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	sinister disturbing fanfic	0		Spell Damage: +10
633	twirling wolf mask of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	sharpshooter's paper umbrella	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
636	blurry meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	shaking asshat of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	normal abominable snowcone	4	good	
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	adequate toast	3	good	
642	spinning skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	pulsating Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	bouncing wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	spoiled pulsating fruitcake	3	crappy	
647	ghostly present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	mirror Newton's Crimbo sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	weightlifter's Crimbo hat	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	huge thinker's Crimbo pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	Usain Bolt's exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Initiative: +80
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	baleful star sword	0		Spell Damage: +25
658	rock-hard star crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5
659	star staff of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
660	frightening star pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	stylish star hat	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	tumbling lime green Temple Grandin's star buckler	0		Familiar Weight: +7
663	pulsating star throwing star	0		
664	yellow star starfish	0		
665	huge red Richard's star key	0		
666	mirror nasty shellacked steaming evil of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5
667	pulsating castle map	0		
668	sinister spiked femur	0		Spell Damage: +10
669	flavorless ghuol guolash	3	decent	
670	olive lihc face of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	up-at-dawn grave robbing shovel of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5
672	immense moldy fuchsia cranberries	10	crappy	
673	delicious vodka and cranberry	3	awesome	
674	weak lousy mirror whiskey	2	decent	
675	blurry gravedigger's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Spooky Damage: +10
676	maroon dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	jittery badass belt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
678	twirling chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	fancy lousy roll in the hay	3	decent	Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 30
680	artisanal weak slap and tickle	2	EPIC	
681	mediocre slip 'n' slide	4	decent	
682	lousy a sump'm sump'm	4	decent	
683	aged horizontal tango	3	awesome	
684	smooth pink pony	4	awesome	
685	Fonzie's Herculean Mr. Shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15
686	cyan Sinatra's knuckles	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
687	enhanced blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 18
688	experienced pixel hat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	healthy pixel pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	up-at-dawn pixel sword	0		Adventures: +5
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	supercool harem girl t-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20
694	mansplainer's Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Monster Level: +15
696	purple frilly shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
697	soggy wofl t-shirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
698	twirling double-paned loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +5
699	shaking pirate shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
700	Fonzie's filthy hippy poncho	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
701	twirling sharpshooter's floral print shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
702	wobbly therapeutic coconut bikini top	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
703	steel-toed goth kid t-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9
704	fuchsia hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	wobbly jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	shaking gray resourceful sinister hamethyst earring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50
712	jittery rosewater-soaked forbidden hamethyst necklace of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
713	double-paned gravedigger's hamethyst bracelet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
714	teal nippy energetic Samson's hamethyst ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
715	sharpshooter's baconstone earring of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
716	spinning healthy beefy baconstone pendant	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
717	Jim Carey's Sinatra's baconstone bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
718	lard-coated toasty nippy baconstone ring	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
719	Jack Frost's shellacked porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50
720	Lo Pan's fortified porquoise necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
721	vibrating medical-grade porquoise bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
722	scorching porquoise ring of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
723	rotten thick narrow Knoll mushroom	5	crappy	
724	stale olive upside-down mushroom	3	decent	
725	huge one million meat pancakes	0		
726	mirror jittery foul-smelling huge mirror shard	0		Stench Damage: +10
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	shaking fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	upside-down hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	double-paned knitted stanky makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: 8, Adventure Underwater
735	greedy easter egg balloon	0		Meat Drop: +20
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	wobbly stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	blue stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	olive shaking tambourine bells	0		
740	sharpshooter's tambourine	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
741	blinking broken skull	0		
742	stale Knoll shroomkabob	4	decent	
743	rotten super-sized mushroom	5	crappy	
744	energized unsweetened ionized hair spray	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 47
746	stat script	0		
747	tumbling olive Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	skewed gourd potion	0		
749	stale warm mushroom	3	decent	
750	enchanted flavorless tumbling upside-down mushroom quesadilla	3	decent	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 35
751	flavorless cool mushroom	3	decent	
752	toothsome cool mushroom casserole	3	awesome	
753	moldy pointy mushroom	3	crappy	
754	rotten big skewed cream of pointy mushroom soup	5	crappy	
755	normal snack-sized mirror mushroom	2	good	
756	spoiled massive mushroom	9	crappy	
757	spoiled mushroom	3	crappy	
758	decent bouncing ghost cucumber	4	good	
759	dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	mediocre blue narrow squat especially salty dog	4	decent	
763	lime green ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	rotten spectral pickle	3	crappy	
765	teal briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	modified cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 52
768	studded spork	0		Damage Absorption: +80
769	purple extremely unsafe voodoo doll	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
770	greedy manspreader's basic meat fez	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	skewed tassel	0		
772	hardened foon	0		Damage Reduction: 3
773	crafty rock-hard basic meat spork	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10
774	jittery executive brainy basic meat foon	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +40
775	shaking Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	kneecapping stick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
777	Tesla iron pasta spoon	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
778	tumbling knitted support cummerbund	0		Cold Resistance: +3
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	non-energized mafia aria	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 57
782	purple Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	drinkable watered-down squat spinning Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	upside-down raffle ticket	0		
786	flavorless spinning strawberry	4	decent	
787	artisanal enchanted bottle of rum	3	EPIC	Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 45
788	practically non-alcoholic bad strawberry daiquiri	1	decent	
789	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic rum and cola	1	EPIC	
790	drinkable strong skewed grog	5	good	
791	flame-retardant Mafia bow tie of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	Golden Mr. Accessory of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only
793	concentrated vacuum-sealed oil of stability	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 22
794	oxidized tarnished oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 53
795	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic narrow Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	frosty rock-hard slick cement shoes	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	hand-crafted pulsating twirling rockin' wagon	4	EPIC	
798	artisanal ocean motion	3	EPIC	
799	practically non-alcoholic mediocre enchanted blurry fuzzbump	1	decent	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
800	stale half-sized poutine	2	decent	
801	snack-sized spoiled Knob stir-fry	2	crappy	
804	stale massive spinning Knoll stir-fry	9	decent	
805	decent stir-fry	3	good	
806	decent asparagus stir-fry	3	good	
807	normal olive stir-fry	4	good	
808	adequate Knob sausage stir-fry	3	good	
809	yummy bat wing stir-fry	3	awesome	
810	spoiled rat appendix stir-fry	3	crappy	
811	decent squat tofu stir-fry	4	good	
812	moldy miniature pr0n stir-fry	2	crappy	
813	special spoiled bite-sized twirling Knob shells	1	crappy	Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 25
814	flavorless spinning bätzle	3	decent	
815	bland ratini	3	decent	
816	moldy Knob stroganoff	3	crappy	
817	adequate narrow fuchsia tumbling menudo ravioli	3	good	
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	huge effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	pulsating dark potion	0		
827	shaking blue murky potion	0		
828	tumbling baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	flavorless enchanted royal jelly	3	decent	Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 25
831	huge green small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	gravedigger's vorpal blade	0		Spooky Damage: +10
834	narrow shellacked cornuthaum	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	knitted ring of aggravate monster	0		Cold Resistance: +3
836	toothsome mind flayer corpse	3	awesome	
837	aged purple narrow Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	Usain Bolt's knitted Mafia stogie	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	lousy cyan Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	wobbly miser's friendly Mafia violin case	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	aged tomato daiquiri	3	awesome	
842	fortified hand-crafted green beertini	5	EPIC	
843	delicious blinking salty slug	3	awesome	
844	perfectly mixed papaya slung	3	EPIC	
845	purple Herculean MAHI fez	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	cyan mirror heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	olive many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	ghostly prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	ghostly moonglasses	0		
858	skewed palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	jittery knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	lime green shaving cream	0		
867	wet upside-down pine tar	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 63
869	forest tears	0		
870	shaking family-friendly fetus-smashing club	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	purple Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	teal rolling pin	0		
874	green unrolling pin	0		
875	prompt crazy bastard sword of the wise owl of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3
876	resourceful veiny cool incredibly dense meat gem	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50
877	green Talisman of Baio of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
878	squat foul-smelling hypnodisk	0		Stench Damage: +10
879	improved improved bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 35
880	hardy disbelief suspenders	0		Maximum HP: +50
881	cyan Van der Graaf supportive bra	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	EPIC	
884	los chinos of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	axe of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	blinking Annie Oakley's balaclava	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	normal balaclava baklava	4	good	
891	ghostly friendly Warehouse 23 bling	0		Familiar Weight: +3
892	knitted brawny bugbear-smiting sword of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +3
893	lousy extra-dry blue lumbering jack	5	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	twirling inspector's Ms. Accessory	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only
896	zippy supercool Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only
897	squat coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	blurry Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	pulsating smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	bouncing 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	hand-crafted Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	tumbling Socratic school Mafia knickerbockers of extreme caution of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	wet Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 51
906	double-pickled enhanced skewed Rock Pops	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 48
907	altered colloidal upside-down Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 52
908	quantum double-corrupted concentrated pulsating Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 19
909	quadruple-nitrogenated energized maroon Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 30
910	bland dwarf bread	4	decent	
911	aerosolized altered red bouncing Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30
912	activated enhanced pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 50
913	enhanced kobold	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 23
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	jittery yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	tumbling frosty intergalactic pom poms of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10
917	blinking Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	maroon curative Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	squat red rosewater-soaked Radio Free Pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	manspreader's Radio Free Foil	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	bland small radio button candy	2	decent	
922	stanky severed rocking horse head	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
923	teal narrow spinning broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	blurry crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	nitrogenated purple upside-down Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 63
927	bad practically non-alcoholic Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	nippy fuzzy bracelets	0		Cold Damage: +10
929	red arse-shooting crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
931	mediocre spiced rum	3	decent	
932	acceptable fortified special fuchsia eggnog	5	good	Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
933	stale special half-sized ghostly candy cane	2	decent	Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 30
934	adequate gingerbread bugbear	4	good	
935	skewed imitation nice watch of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	squat Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	arcane researcher's plastic sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	blinking horrifying bowler	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	perfumed flame-wreathed bow staff	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	weightlifter's bowlegged pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	squat skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	gray skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	bad martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	high-proof perfectly mixed grogtini	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	drinkable narrow spinning cherry bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	Socratic hockey mask of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	bouncing penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	censurious fez of etymology	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	bland bite-sized carob chunk noodles	1	decent	
957	decent fancy jittery chorizo brownies	3	good	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 25
958	half-sized normal chocolate and tomato pizza	2	good	
959	red flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	twirling velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	narrow miser's nasty plastic seal clubber	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
964	squat perfumed greasy plastic turtle tamer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
965	squat auspicious extremely unsafe plastic pastamancer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10
966	squat stanky rosy-cheeked plastic sauceror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25
967	sage plastic disco bandit of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
968	pulsating auspicious brainy plastic accordion thief	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +10
969	tumbling plastic mosquito of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
970	plastic leprechaun of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
971	family-friendly plastic levitating potato	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
972	huge squat plastic angry goat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
973	flame-wreathed plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
974	narrow plastic fuzzy dice of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
975	asbestos-lined plastic pirate skeleton	0		Hot Resistance: +5
976	tumbling spinning shaking Sinatra's plastic barrrnacle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
977	horrifying plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Spooky Damage: +25
978	asbestos-lined plastic stab bat	0		Hot Resistance: +5
979	olive shaking plastic grue of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
980	blinking huge plastic blood-faced volleyball of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
981	flame-wreathed plastic ghuol whelp	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
982	friendly plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Familiar Weight: +3
983	plastic cocoabo of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
984	deadly plastic star starfish	0		Weapon Damage: +5
985	plastic ghost pickle on a stick of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
986	upside-down nasty plastic killer bee	0		Stench Damage: +5
987	inspector's plastic Cheshire bat	0		Item Drop: +15
988	jittery narrow plastic coffee pixie of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
989	ghostly blurry chilly plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
990	fortified plastic hermit	0		Damage Absorption: +60
991	inspector's ribald razor-sharp plastic Boris	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
992	nasty baleful plastic Jarlsberg of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5
993	narrow wool Annie Oakley's clever plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
994	skewed pulsating pulsating auspicious plastic Susie	0		Item Drop: +10
995	moldy Lucky Surprise Egg	3	crappy	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	maroon Meat maid	0		
1002	skewed narrow Xlyinia's notebook of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1003	narrow soda water	0		
1004	weak mediocre jittery bottle of tequila	2	decent	
1005	acceptable irresponsibly strong cyan boxed wine	9	good	
1006	rotten cherry	3	crappy	
1007	zippy coconut shell	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	ribald ice cubes	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1009	fortified hand-crafted vodka martini	5	EPIC	
1010	lousy whiskey and soda	4	decent	
1011	bad monkey wrench	4	decent	
1012	triple-distilled hand-crafted red tequila sunrise	6	EPIC	
1013	tolerable practically non-alcoholic green blurry margarita	1	good	
1014	bad wobbly strawberry wine	4	decent	
1015	artisanal weak wine spritzer	2	EPIC	
1016	tolerable perpendicular hula	3	good	
1017	acceptable boozy enchanted fuchsia ducha de oro	5	good	Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 30
1018	hand-crafted weak lime green calle de miel	2	EPIC	
1019	smooth dry vodka martini	4	awesome	
1020	acceptable weak old-fashioned	2	good	
1021	drinkable watered-down tequila with training wheels	2	good	
1022	acceptable squat sangria	4	good	
1023	artisanal vesper	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	enchanted tolerable bodyslam	4	good	Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	perfectly mixed weak sangria del diablo	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	ghostly buckler buckle	0		
1029	hippo whip of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1030	pulsating nasty penguin whip	0		Stench Damage: +5
1031	dance instructor's yak whip	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1032	sizzling gnauga hide whip	0		Hot Damage: +10
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	mirror flame-retardant hippo skin buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1035	penguin skin buckler of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1036	frightening yakskin buckler	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1037	Lo Pan's gnauga hide buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1038	super-improved vacuum-sealed Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 40
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	artisanal special beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 5
1042	shaking huge flame-wreathed string of beads	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1043	upside-down jittery crafty string of beads	0		Maximum MP: +10
1044	string of beads of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1045	blinking Annie Oakley's plastic bottle opener	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1046	shaking Oprah's cool traffic cone	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	acceptable green skewed N. O. Beer	3	good	
1048	mixed fuchsia skewed oyster egg	1		
1049	pickled jittery oyster egg	1		
1050	pickled twirling bouncing oyster egg	1		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 25
1051	blurry plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	boiled ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 25
1053	diluted red tumbling oyster egg	1		
1054	modified mirror oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	powdered puce oyster egg	1		
1057	denatured puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 15
1058	powdered puce oyster egg	1		
1059	narrow puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	altered cyan mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	powdered huge red mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	boiled jittery mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	diluted skewed oyster egg	1		
1065	pickled tumbling ghostly oyster egg	1		
1066	twisted oyster egg	1		
1067	upside-down plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	dehydrated olive mirror oyster egg	1		
1069	modified wobbly blinking oyster egg	1		
1070	dried spinning oyster egg	1		
1071	tumbling red plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	mixed blurry off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 15
1073	boiled off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 10
1074	altered tumbling off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	squat off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	diluted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
1077	altered oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 20
1078	modified maroon oyster egg	1		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 50
1079	jittery plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	maroon emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	maroon personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	upside-down rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	olive clockwork widget	0		
1086	twirling ghostly clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	olive clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	pulsating clockwork sphere	0		
1095	blue deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	Sherlock's clockwork hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	clockwork trench coat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1099	reassuring clockwork pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	Jeselnik's gnauga hide chaps	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	wobbly false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	bouncing targeting chip	0		
1103	gray unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	spinning clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	blinking teal clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	shaking yellow clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	cyan tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	careful forbidden Stupid University Diploma of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10
1118	lime green pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	squat inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	blinking halfberd of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1124	small glove	0		
1125	sinister glove of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1126	toothpick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
1127	squat ninja sword of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	mirror sequined fez of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	narrow blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	twirling Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	star shirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1134	maroon cosmetics bag	0		
1135	extra-pickled teal eyeliner	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 21
1136	improved polymerized huge lipstick	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 61
1137	bicycle chain of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1138	skewed mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	weak bad mushroom wine	2	decent	
1140	weak artisanal icy mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1141	triple-distilled aged mushroom wine	6	awesome	
1142	artisanal weak pointy mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1143	tolerable twirling flat mushroom wine	4	good	
1144	tolerable cool mushroom wine	4	good	
1145	perfectly mixed knob mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1146	watered-down smooth blurry knoll mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1147	bad mushroom wine	3	decent	
1148	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic bouncing shot of flower schnapps	1	EPIC	
1149	bland flower petal pie	3	decent	
1150	acceptable blurry bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	hale discarded plastic fork of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	delicious lime green Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	awesome	
1154	dried pulsating Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	decent	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	jittery weightlifter's wholeberd	0		Muscle: +15
1158	aerosolized dry Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 47
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	irate sombrero of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	diffused warmed handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 52
1163	boiled deionized marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 33
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	blinking spinning skewed maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	spinning exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	skewed chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	narrow asbestos box	0		
1173	spinning linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	jittery maroon cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	spinning magnetic field	0		
1178	twirling maroon potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	yellow potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	ghostly jittery exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	blurry lotus	0		
1189	green can of asparagus	0		
1190	twirling dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	squat zmobie	0		
1193	mirror Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	pulsating apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	mirror sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	moldy small wobbly pulsating mugcake	2	crappy	
1201	decent spinning urinal cake	4	good	
1202	moldy Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	crappy	
1203	adequate immense upside-down personalized birthday cake	8	good	
1204	fancy rotten shaking three-tiered wedding cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 5
1205	flavorless jittery pulsating babycakes	4	decent	
1206	toothsome olive velvet cake	4	awesome	
1207	adequate congratulatory cake	3	good	
1208	bite-sized bland angel-food cake	1	decent	
1209	tasty tiny devil's-food cake	1	awesome	
1210	bland birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4	decent	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	shaking heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	wobbly anniversary balloon	0		
1215	huge fuchsia Mylar balloon	0		
1216	blinking Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	yellow thought balloon	0		
1218	upside-down rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	veiny Mr. Balloon	0		Maximum HP: +10
1221	balloon	0		
1222	shellacked Mr. Eh?	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only
1224	gray stanky electrified razor-sharp steel shillelagh	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1225	narrow Jeselnik's therapeutic quilted steel skullcap	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	skewed Newton's experienced boxer's steel solitaire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
1227	healthy hardened occult steel scarf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
1228	fuchsia curative healthy steel slacks of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	skewed perfumed toasty steel suspenders of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
1230	energetic pikestaff of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
1231	bouncing energetic hardy pith helmet of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	toasty sharpshooter's sage pocketwatch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
1233	aromatic Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's pinky ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1234	sinister cool pants of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	narrow hardy sage pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	rock-hard personal trainer's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	spinning carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	jittery deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1245	wizardly Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
1246	scandalous baleful grievous rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
1247	blurry shaking vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	squat inspector's Bonerdagon necklace of the wise owl of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
1249	Usain Bolt's Boss Bat britches	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	Boss Bat bling of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1251	big fancy delicious skewed Knob shroomkabob	5	awesome	Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 15
1252	moldy small shroomkabob	2	crappy	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	small moldy jumping bean burrito	2	crappy	
1255	adequate jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1256	miniature adequate insanely jumping bean burrito	2	good	
1257	normal mirror rat scrapple	3	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	upside-down flame-wreathed beefy traffic cone	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	spinning bouncing wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	twisted jittery narrow Hatorade	1		
1262	Usain Bolt's razor-sharp deadly off-hand balloon	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	blurry gray nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	moldy thick gloomy mushroom	5	crappy	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	mirror magic lamp of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1274	altered Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	educational basic meat skirt	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Otorian Battle Scar	1	good	
1277	shaking censurious basic meat kilt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	meat skirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	banded meat kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	Jack Frost's penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	smartaleck's penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	jittery green smooth yakskin skirt	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	twirling yakskin kilt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	baleful hippopotamus skirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	wobbly savvy hippopotamus kilt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	blinking Da Vinci's furry skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	upside-down bouncing occult furry kilt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	shaking dog trainer's gnauga hide skirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	manspreader's gnauga hide kilt	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	colloidal maroon tumbling wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 12
1291	squat sizzling Jekyllin hide belt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	wobbly executive ring of adornment	0		Meat Drop: +40
1294	fireproof foul-smelling ring of increase damage	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1295	red vibrating ring of gain strength	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1296	beefcake's ring of resistance	0		Muscle: +25
1297	cyan MacGyver's ring of fire resistance	0		Maximum MP: +100
1298	ring of conflict of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1299	greedy pirate hook	0		Meat Drop: +20
1300	pulsating scorching monster bait	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
1301	pressed flattened deodorant	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 24
1302	wet upside-down reodorant	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 46
1303	huge Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	rock-hard Socratic traffic cone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	bouncing calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	blinking attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	stylish Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
1313	jittery clever Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1314	maroon Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	huge sharpshooter's rose-colored glasses	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1316	purple facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	lime green blood flower	0		
1318	spinning lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	rotten questionable taco	4	crappy	
1321	mirror blinking spinning Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	dangerous time helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	mirror tumbling executive time trousers	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	spinning zippy time sword	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	spinning curative Cloaca-Cola shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1328	Jeselnik's Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	squat Sinatra's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1330	electrified Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	Rosewater's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	shaking lime green Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	mirror Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	mirror Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	hardened Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	twirling twirling zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	energized upside-down maroon Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 13
1345	galvanized Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	ionized squat Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	purple empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	groovy pinky ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
1352	drinkable distilled jittery redrum	5	good	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	twirling blurry pile of pebbles	0		
1355	bland diet bowl of oriole's nest soup	1	decent	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	mediocre Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	decent	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	shaking disembodied smile of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	spinning clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	bland squat tofurkey leg	3	decent	
1366	low-calorie stale tofurkey gravy	1	decent	
1367	special flavorless herbal stuffing	3	decent	Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35
1368	normal narrow can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	good	
1369	half-sized bland huge yams	2	decent	
1370	greedy rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Meat Drop: +20
1371	huge friendly gingham blouse	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1372	huge souvenir ski t-shirt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	spinning Annie Oakley's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	plastic Uncle Crimbo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	purple smooth plastic Crimbo elf	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	upside-down huge wool plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	ghostly bouncing wholesome plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	alkaline energized ghostly green chocolate	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	cyan length of string	0		
1384	tumbling googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	huge felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	twirling red top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	squat ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	mirror spinning teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	steel-toed duck-on-a-string of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	groovy toy train	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	Annie Oakley's marionette	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	prompt sock monkey	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	aromatic rag doll	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	Van der Graaf can of fake snow	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	blurry auspicious colored-light "necklace"	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	rosewater-soaked tree skirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	small delicious wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	jumbo rotten wobbly bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	spoiled immense tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	7	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	therapeutic Unionize The Elves sign	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	vacuum-sealed modified pulsating snowcone	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	polymerized activated snowcone	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	frozen chilled snowcone	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	ionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	moist snowcone	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	ionized Vulcanized blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	spinning teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	horrifying sinister traffic cone	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	bouncing Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	green nippy ice sickle of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	shaking ice baby of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	Newton's ice pick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	groovy ice skates of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	moldy big spinning grue egg omelette	5	crappy	
1429	huge roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	blinking huge lime green pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	upside-down pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	adequate mushroom	3	good	
1433	tumbling fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	twirling useless powder	0		
1438	dry squat twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 53
1439	flattened hot powder	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 64
1440	ionized bouncing powder	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 49
1441	dry dry powder	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 30
1442	warmed pulsating yellow stench powder	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 57
1443	tarnished sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 44
1444	galvanized ghostly twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 33
1445	activated warmed hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 45
1446	altered non-boiled nuggets	0		Effect: "Jalapeño Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 17
1447	altered nitrogenated diffused maroon nuggets	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 30
1448	enhanced pulsating stench nuggets	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 26
1449	extra-moist gray sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 69
1450	modified fuchsia twinkly wad	1		
1451	dried hot wad	1		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 40
1452	mixed tumbling narrow red wad	1		
1453	boiled wad	1		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 10
1454	powdered stench wad	1		
1455	diluted maroon tumbling sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	upside-down skewed Goth Giant	0		
1458	normal Valentine's Day cake	3	good	
1459	skewed arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	red velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	mirror eye of newt	0		
1463	tumbling salamander spleen	0		
1464	yellow huge sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	blinking lead yo-yo	0		
1471	blue slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	jittery sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	maroon ball-and-chain	0		
1474	twirling automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	spinning cyan goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	skewed football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	lime green paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	twirling alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	Tesla rabbit's foot of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	squat March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	smartaleck's chopsticks of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1491	medical-grade rice bowl	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1492	frosty ninja mop	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1493	supercool ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1494	deionized sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	family-friendly fireproof traffic cone	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	bad triple-distilled wobbly gloomy mushroom wine	7	decent	
1497	smooth mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	vacuum-sealed non-alkaline non-liquefied explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	huge clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	double-adjusted super-magnetized extra-nitrogenated snowcone	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	hand-crafted calle de miel with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	acceptable tumbling pulsating rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	special bad perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	decent	Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	smooth slap and tickle with a fly in it	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	shaking bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	distilled ghostly mirror Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	mixed green tumbling Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	altered Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 50
1515	denatured mirror red Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	ghostly wobbly KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	bouncing tumbling Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	lightning-fast beefcake's Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +40
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	crafty extremely unsafe Radio Free Jersey	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	wobbly pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	blue censurious corkscrew of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	blue St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	teal fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	grievous grass skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	olive knitted grass hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	sharpshooter's grass blade	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	narrow raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	sparkly engagement ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	energetic Grimacite goggles of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	Rosewater's Grimacite glaive of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	fuchsia squat Grimacite greaves of dire peril of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	Grimacite garter of Leguizamo of terror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	crafty Grimacite galoshes of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	nippy hale Grimacite gorget	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	upside-down brawny Grimacite guayabera	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	spinning lime green MacGyver's razor-sharp Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100
1548	mirror foul-smelling careful Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +10
1549	MSG	0		
1550	foul-smelling second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
1551	artisanal bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	perfectly mixed bottle of Definit	4	EPIC	
1553	practically non-alcoholic tolerable gray bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1	good	
1554	lousy blurry bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	decent	
1555	lousy fuchsia bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	decent	
1556	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blinking boxed champagne	1	good	
1557	decent super-sized twirling kumquat	5	good	
1558	adequate half-sized tangerine	2	good	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	flavorless cocktail onion	3	decent	
1561	rotten super-sized huge raspberry	5	crappy	
1562	rotten kiwi	3	crappy	
1563	mediocre whiskey bittersweet	3	decent	
1564	perfectly mixed ghostly mimosette	4	EPIC	
1565	special bad practically non-alcoholic teal tequila sunset	1	decent	Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 20
1566	weak delicious zmobie	2	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	bad gin and tonic	4	decent	
1568	hand-crafted vodka and tonic	3	EPIC	
1569	tolerable tumbling vodka gibson	3	good	
1570	acceptable wobbly gibson	4	good	
1571	practically non-alcoholic drinkable parisian cathouse	1	good	
1572	watered-down acceptable mirror rabbit punch	2	good	
1573	aged caipifruta	3	awesome	
1574	perfectly mixed enchanted teqiwila	3	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 50
1575	watered-down hand-crafted Divine	2	super ultra EPIC	
1576	tolerable Gordon Bennett	4	good	
1577	lousy practically non-alcoholic tangarita	1	decent	
1578	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic mandarina colada	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1579	artisanal shaking gimlet	3	EPIC	
1580	watered-down artisanal fancy brick road	2	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 40
1581	hand-crafted boozy shaking vodka stratocaster	5	EPIC	
1582	tolerable watered-down Neuromancer	2	good	
1583	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic prussian cathouse	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1584	lousy Mae West	3	decent	
1585	triple-distilled drinkable olive Mon Tiki	6	good	
1586	high-proof bad teqiwila slammer	6	decent	
1587	moldy bite-sized wobbly Knob lo mein	1	crappy	
1588	bland asparagus lo mein	4	decent	
1589	stale bite-sized Knoll lo mein	1	decent	
1590	rotten small lo mein	2	crappy	
1591	moldy miniature olive lo mein	2	crappy	
1592	tiny toothsome hot hi mein	1	awesome	
1593	super-sized moldy hi mein	5	crappy	
1594	decent hi mein	3	good	
1595	moldy hi mein	3	crappy	
1596	toothsome thick sleazy hi mein	5	awesome	
1597	jittery yellow Junior LAAAAME merit badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	aromatic Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	enchanted drinkable tangarita with a fly in it	4	good	Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 45
1601	artisanal weak teal mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1602	aged prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	awesome	
1603	hand-crafted weak Mae West with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1604	diluted astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	lime green delectable catalyst	0		
1606	dehydrated ultimate wad	1		
1607	quadruple-ionized colloidal lime green libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 25
1608	cold-filtered purple eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30
1609	nitrogenated perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 15
1610	super-enhanced modified narrow eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 49
1611	flattened potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 36
1612	ionized concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 43
1613	personal trainer's coffin lid	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1614	satin shield of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1615	blinking Cerebral Cloche of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	Rosewater's Cerebral Culottes	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	cyan nasty stiffened deadly Cerebral Crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	huge munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	blinking homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	chilled deionized spinning astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	squat badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	cold-filtered blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	super-vacuum-sealed green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	irradiated orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	non-cold-filtered skewed teal purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	liquefied extra-galvanized pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	Lo Pan's raspberry beret	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	Oprah's pixel shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	jittery shaking Spanish fly	0		
1634	bad around the world	4	decent	
1635	squat scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	modified concentrated twirling lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 68
1638	deionized aerosolized blinking upside-down lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 13
1639	concentrated dry blue lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 19
1640	aerosolized bouncing lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 37
1641	non-polymerized enhanced squat lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 26
1642	weak perfectly mixed gray Grimacite Bock	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	normal wedge of gray cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	gray squat hot and sauce	0		
1645	upside-down and sauce	0		
1646	ghostly and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	huge spinning sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	ghostly brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	moldy half-sized mirror foie gras	2	crappy	
1652	super-tarnished yellow narrow tumbling candy brain	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	stiffened jewel-eyed wizard hat of Gandalf of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	healthy baleful wad of Crovacite	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1655	asbestos-lined groovy collar	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	shaking Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	narrow Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	wholesome Radio KoL Keychain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1662	Radio KoL Antenna Ball of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1663	cyan foul-smelling Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Stench Damage: +10
1664	ghostly jittery weightlifter's Radio KoL Maracas	0		Muscle: +15
1665	Radio KoL Bottle Opener of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1666	experienced Radio KoL Patch	0		Experience: +2
1667	pulsating pulsating Cat-Herding Prod of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1668	yellow star boomerang of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1669	twirling Usain Bolt's star stiletto	0		Initiative: +80
1670	red fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	yellow aromatic grave robbing shovel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1
1674	blurry mirror quilted superhero mask	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	tumbling styrofoam ore	0		
1677	cyan bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	sinister sword of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20
1680	arcane researcher's staff of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Food Drop: +100
1681	yellow blurry hardened bubblewrap sword of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +5
1682	up-at-dawn bubblewrap staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5
1683	studded Rosewater's bubblewrap crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80
1684	bouncing wicked styrofoam sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5
1685	styrofoam staff of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1686	horrifying frightening styrofoam crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: 30
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	Usain Bolt's nasty crossbow	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
1689	steel-toed ribbon	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	olive narrow crafty Herculean discarded bottlecap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	wobbly Sinatra's discarded torn-up glove of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	ionized yellow salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 40
1693	triple-dry eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 21
1694	adjusted quantum Frogade	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 15
1695	extra-anodized adjusted blurry papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 61
1696	rotten enchanted jumbo royal jelly taco	5	crappy	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 20
1697	rotten tofu taco	4	crappy	
1698	stale jumping bean taco	3	decent	
1699	bite-sized bland catgut taco	1	decent	
1700	normal miniature jittery goat cheese taco	2	good	
1701	decent big blue pr0n taco	5	good	
1702	magnetized teal alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 63
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shaking shingle	0		
1705	shaking flaregun	0		
1706	wobbly Lo Pan's Samson's sword of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1707	miser's ruddy flypaper staff of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
1708	red shaking wizardly brainy grease gun of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: 30, Experience (Muscle): +3
1709	blue miser's wool sword of static of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10
1710	rock-hard grievous wiffle-flail of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +25
1711	squat Samson's Herculean strapping bubble bauble bow	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): 6
1712	sizzling Sinatra's Frost™ brand sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +10
1713	MacGyver's boxer's squeaky staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100
1714	up-at-dawn manspreader's can cannon of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5
1715	olive jittery sizzling starchy sword	0		Hot Damage: +10
1716	starchy staff of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1717	rosewater-soaked starchy crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1718	squat lightning-fast Herculean pestoblade	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +40
1719	quilted poutine pole of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100
1720	shellacked curdflinger of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +25
1721	up-at-dawn curative muculent machete	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1722	bouncing fortified supercool glistening staff	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
1723	friendly repeating crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
1725	teal bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	shaking jittery sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	censurious dense meat sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1729	huge zippy dense meat staff	0		Initiative: +20
1730	knitted dense meat crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1731	careful personal trainer's Spirit Precipice of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1732	family-friendly supercharged smoldering staff of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: 6
1733	jittery Oprah's shellacked hot cross bow of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1734	wobbly avaricious educational sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Alters Page Text
1735	red scorching meatspout staff of the empath of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
1736	perfumed double-paned Jeselnik's carob cannon	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
1737	supercharged padded beefy shuddersword	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1738	gray asbestos-lined stanky Oprah's hairy staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
1739	reassuring ribald Oprah's projectile icemaker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
1740	bouncing therapeutic buffalo blade of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1741	greasy cheesestick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1742	spinning blurry gravedigger's Newton's potato pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10
1743	MacGyver's savory sword	0		Maximum MP: +100
1744	deadly savory staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1745	thinker's savory crossbow	0		Mysticality: +10
1746	jittery scandalous brawny Super Magic Power Sword X of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
1747	huge blinking thinker's soylent staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1748	greasy strapping goulauncher	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	jittery forbidden Gnollish pie server	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1751	shaking occult Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1752	rosy-cheeked Knob Goblin spatula	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1753	double-paned jack flapper	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1754	red wicked filthy pestle	0		Spell Damage: +5
1755	forbidden Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1756	careful huge spoon	0		Monster Level: -10
1757	rock-hard pizza cutter	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1758	hardy star spatula	0		Maximum HP: +50
1759	careful MacGyver's foon of fulmination	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -10
1760	blurry coward's experienced foon of frigidity	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20
1761	coward's foon of foulness of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20
1762	green foul-smelling foon of fearfulness of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +10
1763	nasty chilly foon of fleshiness	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	yellow Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	thick flavorless fricasseed brains	5	decent	
1770	jumbo moldy brains casserole	5	crappy	
1771	butcherknife of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1772	corn holder of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1773	blurry vibrating eggbeater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1774	acceptable squat bottle of popskull	4	good	
1775	squat grievous dishrag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1776	spoiled big stale baguette	5	crappy	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	miniature toothsome dinner	2	awesome	
1779	teal squat energetic katana	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Synergetic
1780	jittery coward's ram stick	0		Monster Level: -20
1781	occult enchantlers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	tumbling purple frightening ram-battering staff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +5
1783	bland fancy crazy Turkish delight	3	decent	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 50
1784	energetic savvy Snow Queen Crown	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	Fonzie's wizardly strapping ga-ga radio	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	deionized polarized vacuum-sealed lime green bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 55
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	blinking Mob Penguin	0		
1790	smooth watered-down Ram's Face Lager	2	awesome	
1791	wobbly ram horns	0		
1792	pulsating arcane researcher's Travoltan trousers of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	ghostly hale pool cue of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25
1794	moist energized handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 50
1795	shaking tumbling Counterclockwise Watch of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	spinning misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	wobbly sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	cyan second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	spinning third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	blinking ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	blinking fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	mirror fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	tumbling seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	maroon sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	jittery first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	maroon sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	green ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	blinking tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	upside-down left third rib	0		
1842	twirling left fourth rib	0		
1843	jittery left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	ghostly left eighth rib	0		
1847	mirror left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	skewed jittery right first rib	0		
1852	squat right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	pulsating right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	narrow right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	blinking ghostly right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	skewed right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	squat right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	bouncing left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	wobbly right fourth front claw	0		
1890	skewed left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	narrow left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	skewed right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	rosy-cheeked 1-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1901	green wobbly miser's sizzling 2-ball	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
1902	smooth 3-ball of James Dean	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3
1903	tumbling greasy padded 4-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1904	up-at-dawn executive 5-ball	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5
1905	lightning-fast Socratic 6-ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +40
1906	7-ball of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1907	narrow huge 8-ball	0		
1910	aromatic clockwork sword of the brute of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
1911	knitted Oprah's clockwork staff of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
1912	mirror Jack Frost's smartaleck's slick clockwork crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	huge clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	cyan Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	experienced wakizashi	0		Experience: +2, Synergetic
1922	yellow gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	shaking tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	blue tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	jittery tumbling narrow scary death orb	0		
1928	red tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	bouncing asbestos-lined helmet of courage	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	twirling gray prompt avaricious spear	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Breakable
1932	blurry ruddy shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Breakable
1933	red careful pitchfork	0		Monster Level: -10
1934	stanky broken sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1935	mirror yellow veiny snarling wolf shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Synergetic
1937	bouncing toasty snake shield	0		Hot Damage: +5, Synergetic
1938	brawny serpentine sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Synergetic
1939	squat grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	squat nippy therapeutic stylish 9-ball	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1941	aromatic chilly seal pendant	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	Sherlock's turtle brooch of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	thinker's noodle ring of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	prompt MacGyver's saucepan earring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	MacGyver's beefy disco ball pendant	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	Rosewater's accordion pin of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	maroon ribald horrifying worn tophat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	horrifying medical-grade tap shoes	0		Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1949	rotten big ghostly Manetwich	5	crappy	
1950	lime green bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	practically non-alcoholic acceptable ghostly bottle of Pinot Renoir	1	good	
1952	small normal desiccated apricot	2	good	
1953	smooth flute of flat champagne	3	awesome	
1954	rotten enchanted dehydrated caviar	4	crappy	Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 30
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	bad snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	decent	
1957	blurry blinking teal quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	mirror tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	narrow can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	energized super-ionized Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 50
1963	blurry dance card	0		
1964	yellow steel-toed opera mask	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	squat perfumed Annie Oakley's Amulet of Yendor	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	mirror bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	skewed mirror ghostly spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	flame-retardant shrimp fork of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	teal baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	lime green gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	spinning MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	jittery scary death orb	0		
1986	pulsating mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	narrow angry cow	0		
1989	tumbling Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	bouncing left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	olive pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	wobbly Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	purple Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	shaking Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	pulsating Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	wobbly Woldo trading card	0		
2010	blurry The Snake trading card	0		
2011	fuchsia Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	mirror Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	mirror Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	mirror diamond necklace	0		
2017	jittery spade necklace	0		
2018	twirling club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	thick tasty cherry pie	5	awesome	
2021	half-sized adequate strawberry pie	2	good	
2022	tasty jumbo lemon meringue pie	5	awesome	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	normal massive bouncing mixed wildflower greens	10	good	
2025	adequate handful of walnuts	4	good	
2026	stale massive nutty organic salad	9	decent	
2027	decent super salad	4	good	
2028	adequate green pulsating tofu wonton	4	good	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	Lockenstock™ sandals of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2031	extremely unsafe didgeridooka	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2032	extremely unsafe Sinatra's bullet-proof corduroys	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	round sunglasses of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2034	Lo Pan's wicker shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2035	shaking Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	oxidized radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 11
2037	electrified wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 29
2038	polymerized ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 65
2039	pulsating x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	wobbly patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	blurry your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	snack-sized tasty pulsating skewed brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	awesome	
2046	normal blue frat brats	3	good	
2047	miniature spoiled knob ka-bobs	2	crappy	
2049	acceptable extra-dry bouncing can of Swiller	5	good	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	ghostly reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	galvanized flattened squat green adder bladder	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 58
2057	ghostly pension check	0		
2058	green skewed picnic basket	0		
2059	oxidized blurry Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 11
2060	coward's forbidden sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20
2061	helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	quilted deadly shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40
2063	normal blackberry	4	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	pulsating PADL Phone	0		
2066	ghostly kick-ass kicks of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	jittery sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	lightning-fast beer helmet	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	padded distressed denim pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	lime green perforated battle paddle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2072	narrow padded flashing novelty button of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20
2073	blurry occult glowstick of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	jittery huge beefcake's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Muscle: +25
2075	purple dog trainer's spandex anniversary shorts	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	cyan fireproof jar of anniversary jam	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2077	mirror blinking careful bucket of anniversary lard	0		Monster Level: -10
2078	olive greasy anniversary concrete fedora	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	up-at-dawn makeshift turban of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	smooth makeshift cape	0		Moxie: +15
2081	twirling gravedigger's makeshift skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	tumbling narrow toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	narrow can of starch	0		
2085	vaporized skewed bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	powdered huge bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 30
2087	compressed tumbling tube of hair oil	1		
2088	wet Vulcanized bouncing pulsating purple Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 20
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	purple Usain Bolt's stanky extremely unsafe thinker's pilgrim shield of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	gray hand mirror	0		
2093	huge blue rosewater-soaked hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2094	toothsome ballroom blintz	3	awesome	
2095	towel	0		
2096	diluted twirling guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	Jack Frost's 17-ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	narrow blue hobo gristle	0		
2100	squat shredded can label	0		
2101	blinking bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	ghostly greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	yellow empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	blinking coal button	0		
2106	tumbling jittery burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	bouncing non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	bouncing huge rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tumbling tooth	0		
2112	yellow leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	brainy wheel	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	ghostly yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	reassuring prehistoric spear	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	huge stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	greasy clever fire	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	wobbly lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	mirror weightlifter's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Muscle: +15
2121	ASCII shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2122	aromatic curative safety vest	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2123	skewed baleful eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Spell Damage: +25
2125	friendly Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2126	blinking Tesla therapeutic bronze breastplate	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2127	mirror electrified hat hacker T-shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	twirling possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	olive padded killer rag doll	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	gray tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	incredibly marionette of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	energetic mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	banded vampire duck-on-a-string of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	scandalous toy crazy train	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	gray razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	ghostly block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	blurry felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	olive evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	spinning stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	blurry evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	rotten frank	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	flavorless plate of franks and beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	perfectly mixed shot of blackberry schnapps	4	EPIC	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	red high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	blinking pulsating computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	tumbling reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	gray tumbling atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	pulsating huge hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	thinker's toy ray gun of terror	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	Jeselnik's chaotic toy space helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	green MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	boxer's astronaut pants of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	jittery Temple Grandin's toy jet pack	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	skewed smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	mirror rough stone sphere	0		
2178	tumbling thinker's obsidian dagger	0		Mysticality: +10
2179	shaking archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	tumbling chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	ghostly Harold's hammer	0		
2185	skewed Temple Grandin's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2186	bouncing unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	red blurry flask of peppermint oil	1	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	hand-crafted wobbly flask of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	tumbling yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	special small adequate wobbly candy stake	2	good	Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	bad eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	decent unspeakable fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	enchanted stale gingerbread horror	4	decent	Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	dry Vulcanized tumbling but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	spoiled bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	small bland ghostly skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	bland jumbo tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	frightening plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	smartaleck's plastic yuletide troll	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	huge rosewater-soaked plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	fuchsia nippy plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	careful plastic Scream Queen	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	twirling blue time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Crimbo tiki necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	mansplainer's bobble-hip hula elf doll of incineration	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	tumbling friendly Crimbo ukulele	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	razor-sharp Tiki lighter of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	experienced deck of tropical cards of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	studded tropical paperweight of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	blurry Lo Pan's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	hardy Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	yummy snack-sized super ka-bob	2	awesome	
2218	snack-sized normal spinning beer basted brat	2	good	
2219	rock-hard Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	altered super-dry and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	narrow liar's pants of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	MacGyver's banded juggler's balls	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	fuchsia pink shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	upside-down familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	hardy evil eyeball pendant of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	aerosolized arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	improved unsweetened narrow cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	denatured dry triple-nitrogenated toad horn	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	wobbly mirror nasty bow tie	0		Stench Damage: +5, Clowniness: 75
2234	jittery bouncing fortified calavera concertina	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Song Duration: 7
2235	cyan hardened baleful ratarang	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
2236	altered nitrogenated maroon blurry turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 57
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	bouncing aromatic pygmy nose-bone	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2239	perfumed supercool bad voodoo mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	flame-wreathed pygmy spear	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2242	moist moist pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 54
2243	careful headhunter necktie of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2244	blurry smelly experienced pointed stick	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2245	Fonzie's knobby helmet turtle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	Jim Carey's knobby kneepads	0		Monster Level: +25
2247	mirror asbestos-lined sewer turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2248	pulsating nippy healthy sebaceous shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10
2249	wobbly lime green mirror supercool skeletortoise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	squat supercharged box turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2252	shaking censurious box turtle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2253	supercool bottlecap turtle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5
2254	frightening deadly Herculean bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	spinning studded furry turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	purple Lo Pan's furry earmuffs	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2257	ruddy boxer's reinforced furry underpants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	blurry photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	skewed hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	olive bird rib	0		
2263	tumbling maroon lion oil	0		
2264	flavorless purple wobbly stunt nuts	3	decent	
2265	decent jumbo tumbling wet stew	5	good	
2266	mirror wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	purple Staff of Fats of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2269	yummy sausage wonton	3	awesome	
2270	upside-down nasty belt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2271	mediocre irresponsibly strong spinning bottle of Merlot	10	decent	
2272	enchanted perfectly mixed blurry bottle of Port	4	EPIC	Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 45
2273	delicious bottle of Pinot Noir	3	awesome	
2274	bad watered-down bottle of Zinfandel	2	decent	
2275	aged bottle of Marsala	4	awesome	
2276	weak mediocre huge bottle of Muscat	2	decent	
2277	mirror Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	upside-down Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	upside-down Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	sage seal-skull helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	narrow chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	rosewater-soaked glowstick of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	blurry encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	jittery really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	tumbling Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	blurry marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	mirror vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	twirling Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	triple-nitrogenated candy heart	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	ionized upside-down pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	diffused extra-aerosolized candy heart	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	extra-cold-filtered activated corrupted candy heart	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	vacuum-sealed red candy heart	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	oxidized candy heart	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	skewed candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	lime green broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	fuchsia carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	teal worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	maroon jittery headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	extra-chilled irradiated green shaking can of paint	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 53
2328	mirror drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	teal chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	massive rotten Better Than Cuddling Cake	10	crappy	
2333	ghostly tumbling ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	wobbly rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	auspicious Fonzie's pipe	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +10
2337	hardened reinforced beaded headband	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	rotten massive wobbly pudding	7	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	delicious Blackfly Chardonnay	4	awesome	
2340	perfectly mixed weak blurry & tan	2	EPIC	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	moldy forest cake	3	crappy	
2343	gigantic adequate forest ham	6	good	
2344	electrified filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 66
2345	warmed filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 33
2346	boiled polarized filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 17
2347	spinning heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	hardy stiffened fire poi	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2354	bouncing maroon communications windchimes	0		
2355	oxidized improved henna face paint	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 65
2356	oxidized non-wet cyan squat tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 47
2357	fireproof Da Vinci's Gaia beads	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +3
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	fuchsia tumbling clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	hippy medical kit of temperance of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2362	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the bloodbag of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2363	weightlifter's longhaired hippy wig of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	MacGyver's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Maximum MP: +100
2365	lime green spinning C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2366	Fonzie's peel hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	jittery wobbly slick flowing hippy skirt of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	blinking smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	tasty bouncing banana	3	awesome	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	adequate banana cream pie	4	good	
2376	perfectly mixed narrow twirling banana daiquiri	4	EPIC	
2377	smooth practically non-alcoholic pulsating bungle in the jungle	1	awesome	
2378	blinking banana spritzer	0		
2379	frozen banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 40
2380	blinking dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	tumbling woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	huge class ring	0		
2384	narrow class ring	0		
2385	huge bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	mirror perfumed MacGyver's keg shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5
2387	finger of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2388	ribald scandalous war tongs	0		Sleaze Damage: 15
2389	purple Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	shaking asbestos apron of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2391	upside-down wobbly Jeselnik's beaten-up Chucks	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2392	manspreader's natty ascot	0		Monster Level: +10
2393	avaricious careful wreath of laurels	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	purple Tesla Newton's Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	blinking gravedigger's tube sock	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	wobbly green depantsing bomb	0		
2398	blinking Newton's energy drink IV	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
2399	squat Fonzie's brainy Elmley shades	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2400	blurry molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	ribald nasty beer bong	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
2402	shaking gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	squat jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	narrow purple pink bat eye	0		
2408	shaking worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	blinking billy idol	0		
2410	blurry rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lime green lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	narrow pulsating smooth bounty-hunting helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	boxer's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2418	sage bounty-hunting pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	liquefied ionized skewed fuchsia bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 45
2420	colloidal dry tumbling teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 49
2421	ionized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 54
2422	aerosolized gray narrow irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 61
2423	modified Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 42
2424	denatured ghostly cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 14
2425	denatured unsweetened can of spinach	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 17
2426	ionized adjusted fire flower	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 22
2427	cold-filtered freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 57
2428	cold-filtered spinning fake blood	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 52
2429	wet Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 46
2430	energized bag of lard	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 18
2431	improved non-dry blue bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 67
2432	unsweetened red skewed mirror SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 46
2433	pressed squat bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 17
2434	warmed corrupted upside-down eyedrops	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 50
2435	unsweetened activated Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63
2436	altered skewed donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 65
2437	blinking purple New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	narrow scented massage oil	0		
2439	squat poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	teal Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	Newton's pink glowstick of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	artisanal watered-down Supernova Champagne	2	EPIC	
2445	pulsating Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	ghostly fuchsia bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	squat six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	careful goatskin umbrella	0		Monster Level: -10
2452	green Temple Grandin's wool hat of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	squat horrifying ruddy belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2455	upside-down jittery bar whip of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2456	blurry sizzling barskin buckler	0		Hot Damage: +10
2457	whip of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2458	wobbly healthy barskin loincloth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	horrifying tighty whiteys	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	ghostly asbestos-lined yak toupee	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	spinning odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	stale huge bowl of Bounty-Os	3	decent	
2465	aged green Oreille Divisée brandy	3	awesome	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	teal wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	huge clown skin	0		
2475	Jim Carey's beefy clown wig	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	scorching clownskin belt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2477	aromatic clownskin buckler	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50
2478	pulsating zippy clown whip	0		Initiative: +20, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	ruddy demon-horned hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	yellow Fonzie's demon buckler	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2482	green fireproof gravedigger's groovy demon whip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
2483	mirror mirror chilly barskin cloak	0		Cold Damage: +5
2484	Sinatra's snakeskin duster of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2485	clownskin harness of horror of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Clowniness: 50
2486	deadly demonskin jacket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +5
2487	red inspector's hipposkin poncho	0		Item Drop: +15
2488	yak anorak of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2489	twirling shaking tuxedo shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2490	flame-retardant dance instructor's gnauga hide vest	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1
2491	skewed shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	studded Necrotelicomnicon of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2495	maroon Cookbook of the Damned of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
2496	Socratic brainy Sinful Desires	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	cyan Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	maroon extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	bouncing narrow precious piercing post	0		
2505	pulsating gray necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	skewed purple hardened beach glass necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2509	brainy peace-sign necklace	0		Mysticality: +5
2510	round sunglasses of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	flame-retardant spark plug earring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
2514	weightlifter's woven baling wire bracelets of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -15
2515	boxer's gearbox necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10
2516	wobbly nasty cool wrench bracelet	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +5
2517	shaking Annie Oakley's chain necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2518	blinking skewed sinister sawblade shield	0		Spell Damage: +10
2519	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1	decent	
2520	lousy upside-down melted Jell-o shot	3	decent	
2521	mediocre cruelty-free wine	4	decent	
2522	fancy irresponsibly strong delicious thistle wine	8	awesome	Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 50
2523	green megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	bland fish	4	decent	
2526	spoiled lime green bouncing fish casserole	3	crappy	
2527	spoiled miniature wobbly fish lasagna	2	crappy	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	thick tasty gnatloaf	5	awesome	
2530	gigantic adequate teal gnatloaf casserole	9	good	
2531	toothsome gnat lasagna	4	awesome	
2532	pork	0		
2533	decent narrow pork chop sandwiches	3	good	
2534	flavorless pork casserole	3	decent	
2535	flavorless half-sized pork lasagna	2	decent	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	yellow spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	wholesome Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2540	red tomb ratchet	0		
2541	wobbly wobbly Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	liquefied lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	diffused tin magnolia	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	polarized dry fuchsia twirling begpwnia	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	electrified dry upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	super-activated half-orchid	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	Jeselnik's hardened tin star	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	dance instructor's outrageous sombrero of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	Jack Frost's "Humorous" T-shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	ghostly vial of mojo	0		
2552	lime green reeds	0		
2553	wobbly turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	tumbling high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	asbestos-lined stylish Shagadelic Disco Banjo of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	chilly forbidden Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	fireproof hardy Chelonian Morningstar	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	green wicked Hammer of Smiting of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	shaking Jim Carey's dangerous 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	blinking sharpshooter's experienced Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	shaking bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	cyan Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	bouncing tumbling Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	moist deionized ghostly ant agonist	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 44
2570	jittery ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	green ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	upside-down narrow teal honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	Sherlock's friendly cactus quill	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +25
2578	Da Vinci's Staff of the Short Order Cook of the scaredy-cat of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +20
2579	toothsome big cactus fruit	5	awesome	
2580	reassuring grievous scorpion whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	skewed olive brick of sand	0		
2583	super-sized moldy skewed centipede eggs	5	crappy	
2584	extremely unsafe wonderwall shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2585	aromatic Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2586	auspicious General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Item Drop: +10
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2588	olive dangerous Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2589	bland tiny ghostly hot date	1	decent	
2590	artisanal fancy distilled fortified wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 25
2591	snack-sized decent tasty tart	2	good	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	low-calorie moldy Knob pasty	1	crappy	
2594	weak bad thermos full of Knob coffee	2	decent	
2595	aerosolized colloidal Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 30
2596	blurry leathery cat skin	0		
2597	pulsating leathery bat skin	0		
2598	wobbly leathery rat skin	0		
2599	spinning Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	Annie Oakley's boxer's Staff of the Midnight Snack of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
2602	supercharged sinister Staff of Blood and Pudding of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2603	bouncing smoldering box	0		
2604	Jim Carey's Tuesday's ruby	0		Monster Level: +25, Variable
2605	pulsating palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	stanky palm-frond whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2608	gray squat palm-frond net	0		
2609	mirror scandalous energetic palm-frond capris	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	skewed reassuring extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	squat Tesla palm-frond cloak	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	cyan mojo filter	0		
2615	tiny rotten green pulsating savoy truffle	1	crappy	
2616	twirling maroon Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	auspicious Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2619	bouncing jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	moldy unidentified jerky	4	crappy	
2621	asbestos-lined Herculean nasty rat mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	greasy stiffened ratskin belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2623	forbidden wicked rattail whip	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50
2624	pulsating flame-retardant bat hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	crafty bat whip of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2626	jittery deadly bat-ass jacket of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2627	bouncing veiny catskin cap of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	cyan blurry twirling steel-toed baleful catskin buckler	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
2629	dog trainer's coward's tail o' nine cats	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +1
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	pressed ghostly gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 14
2632	warmed bouncing mother's helper	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 26
2633	reassuring Fonzie's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
2634	maroon mummy wrapping	0		
2635	bouncing really thick bandage	0		
2636	Temple Grandin's mummy mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	gauze shorts of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	family-friendly greaves of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	greasy quilted cowboy hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	toasty energetic Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5
2643	blurry strapping happiness	0		Muscle: +5
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	upside-down frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	smooth Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	tumbling cyan pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	moldy squat S.T.L.T.	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	decent honey-dew	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	practically non-alcoholic aged Xanadian	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	galvanized enhanced blinking purple bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	medical-grade slick Drowsy Sword	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2657	spoiled escargotsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	perfectly mixed bottle of realpagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	albatross necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	compressed jittery bouncing not-a-pipe	1	good	Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	extra-dry lousy squat flask of Amontillado	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	skewed Jeselnik's ball mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Can-Can skirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	liquefied frozen sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	anodized anodized bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	concentrated bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	pressed spiky collar	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	altered can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	powdered lime green patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	distilled wobbly skewed Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	drinkable narrow shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	mirror library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	bouncing Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	polarized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	dehydrated handful of moss	1		
2676	modified wobbly bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	dried shaking jittery huge protein powder	1		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 25
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	oxidized denatured narrow sparkler	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 12
2680	modified ionized pulsating snake	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 33, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	activated deionized M-242	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 62
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	Temple Grandin's weightlifter's armgun	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	blinking huge miser's Tesla dreadlock whip of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2689	blurry Van der Graaf Rosewater's beer-a-pult	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2690	blinking inspector's Samson's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +15
2691	rotten miniature handful of nuts and berries	2	crappy	
2692	avaricious careful driftwood sculpture	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30
2693	scorching sharpshooter's massive sitar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25
2694	mansplainer's stone baseball cap of vim and vigor of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	mediocre cup of beer	4	decent	
2696	twirling ovoid thing	0		
2697	squat olive duct tape	0		
2698	green duct tape wallet	0		
2699	narrow blurry grievous duct tape shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2700	miser's greasy duct tape fedora	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	Annie Oakley's Oprah's duct tape sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2702	flame-retardant brainy duct tape dockers	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	blurry Socratic duct tape buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2704	purple shrinking powder	0		
2705	perfumed horrifying blackberry slippers of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2706	up-at-dawn executive Lo Pan's blackberry moccasins	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2707	inspector's energetic wizardly blackberry combat boots	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2708	quantum enhanced funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 30
2709	bouncing exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	upside-down cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	energized triple-oxidized facepaint	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 25
2712	boiled deionized ionized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 29
2713	improved Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
2714	blinking floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	frightening vibrating personal trainer's battered hubcap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
2717	flame-retardant extremely unsafe personal trainer's hood ornament	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	red lightning-fast slick hand-carved bokken of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40
2720	horrifying rosy-cheeked hand-carved bow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25
2721	spinning dog trainer's manspreader's dangerous hand-carved staff	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
2722	miser's perfumed Staff of the Greasefire of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
2723	purple ruddy strapping Staff of the Grand Flambé of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: 90
2724	rotten bowl of rye sprouts	3	crappy	
2725	normal cob of corn	4	good	
2726	toothsome gray juniper berries	3	awesome	
2727	rotten upside-down skewed plum	4	crappy	
2728	thick rotten pear	5	crappy	
2729	huge normal red peach	6	good	
2730	lousy tumbling wobbly plum wine	4	decent	
2731	tolerable practically non-alcoholic shot of pear schnapps	1	good	
2732	lousy squat shot of peach schnapps	4	decent	
2733	moldy bunch of square grapes	3	crappy	
2734	moldy brown sugar cane	4	crappy	
2735	gigantic rotten upside-down pulsating mirror sandwich of the gods	9	crappy	
2736	drinkable Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	good	
2737	altered blurry blurry olive leopard-print barbell	1	crappy	Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 10
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	quantum quadruple-flattened panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 22
2740	rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined slick Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
2741	perfectly mixed boilermaker	4	EPIC	
2742	flavorless steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	weak special bad wobbly blue steel margarita	2	quest	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
2744	compressed steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 5
2745	quadruple-moist gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 11
2746	energized altered wobbly skewed extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 48
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	bouncing furniture dolly of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2749	teal family-friendly dog trainer's Staff of the Grease Trap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2750	lime green twirling double-paned Uranium Omega of Temperance of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2751	veiny forbidden Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2752	razor-sharp personal trainer's Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2753	huge foul-smelling stylish Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2754	hardened strapping Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2755	foul-smelling Iron Beta of Industry of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2756	supercharged Copper Alpha of Sincerity of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2757	purple family-friendly Jeselnik's Red Balloon of Valor	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2758	bouncing coward's ruddy Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2759	squat greedy Blue Diamond of Honesty of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2760	shaking skewed smooth Green Clover of Justice of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2761	hardy Yellow Moon of Compassion of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2762	coward's Orange Star of Sacrifice of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2763	curative Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2764	ghostly scorching dance instructor's Order of the Silver Wossname of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2765	blurry Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	miniature toothsome Crimbo pie	2	awesome	
2768	moldy fancy pear tart	4	crappy	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 45
2769	bland narrow peach pie	3	decent	
2770	Vulcanized altered chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 37
2771	enhanced nitrogenated electrified skewed handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 40
2772	mirror steamy ruby	0		
2773	bouncing glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	mansplainer's padded filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15
2778	Tesla MacGyver's filigreed hamethyst necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2779	scandalous horrifying sharpshooter's filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2780	jittery spinning Jim Carey's forbidden baconstone earring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2781	inspector's baconstone necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2782	wicked baconstone ring of the brazier of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2783	energetic pulled porquoise earring of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
2784	fortified pulled porquoise pendant of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2785	blue mirror auspicious personal trainer's pulled porquoise ring of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2786	narrow friendly weightlifter's Earring of Fire	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2787	jittery slick brainy Pendant of Fire	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Single Equip
2788	careful crafty Ring of Fire	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2789	crafty Ice-Cold Beerring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2790	careful occult Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2791	Ice-Cold Beer Ring of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2792	reassuring crafty Unspeakable Earring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2793	MacGyver's medical-grade Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2794	inspector's curative The Ring	0		Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2795	yellow Jack Frost's chilly Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2796	miser's Putrid Pendant of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2797	horrifying hardened Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2798	steel-toed hardened Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Damage Reduction: 12, Single Equip
2799	pulsating crafty brainy Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2800	pulsating horrifying Mudflap-Girl Ring of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2801	spinning vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	olive flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	green jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	electrified twirling vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 58
2805	adjusted blurry vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 69
2806	extra-quantum electrified moist vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 18
2807	dry olive flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 23
2808	super-liquefied wobbly flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 22
2809	energized enhanced anodized wobbly flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 47
2810	altered jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 11
2811	non-pressed polymerized red upside-down jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 34
2812	super-altered polarized unsweetened jittery tumbling jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 19
2813	Oprah's Beret of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	wobbly knitted lard-coated wicked Bludgeon	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Brimstone
2815	bouncing wobbly stiffened Bunker of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Brimstone
2816	double-paned forbidden extremely unsafe Boxers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	lion tamer's manspreader's supercharged Brooch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	inspector's rock-hard Bracelet of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	MacGyver's wholesome Grimacite gasmask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	ghostly zippy censurious Grimacite gat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	Grimacite gaiters of chilblains of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	teal greedy Newton's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	spinning squat bouncing personal trainer's Fonzie's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	blinking maroon Annie Oakley's MacGyver's Grimacite girdle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	squat forbidden Sinatra's Staff of the Kitchen Floor of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	skewed loaded dice	0		
2829	blurry really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	small decent digital key lime pie	2	good	
2833	bland star key lime pie	4	decent	
2834	upside-down double-paned electrified steel-toed bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	yellow curative indie comic hipster glasses	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	narrow wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	blue curative beefcake's glowstick	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	aromatic Periodical Paintbrush	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
2840	perfectly mixed green bottle of cooking sherry	4	EPIC	
2841	toothsome special packet of ketchup	3	awesome	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 45
2842	artisanal olive accidental cider	3	EPIC	
2843	yummy gigantic dire fudgesicle	10	awesome	
2844	Jack Frost's clever grievous experienced navel ring of navel gazing	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	yellow plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	wicked Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Spell Damage: +5
2848	upside-down lime green Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	mediocre moonberry wine cooler	3	decent	
2851	normal half-sized fine aged cheddarwurst	2	good	
2852	purple branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	pulsating bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	green auspicious censurious huge mosquito proboscis	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
2856	alkaline shaking lime green swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 61
2857	diffused Vulcanized seegar butt	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 57
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	gray scandalous smartaleck's witch wart	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5
2860	moldy swamp muck	4	crappy	
2861	nippy studded grievous leechknife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	frozen adjusted wet huge tumbling ghostly dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 20
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	Da Vinci's Samson's beaver spear	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5
2866	aromatic shamanic beads of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1
2867	toasty dilapidated wizard hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	ionized double-flattened cyan pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 44
2869	Vulcanized oxidized olive pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 25
2870	concentrated pirate tract	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 19
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	red Usain Bolt's plastic Naughty Sorceress of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
2873	ghostly flame-retardant Rosewater's plastic Ed the Undying	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1
2874	curative Socratic plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2875	horrifying plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2876	grievous plastic protector spectre	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2877	plastic Baron von Ratsworth of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2878	blue plastic Boss Bat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2879	wholesome plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2880	slick plastic Bonerdagon	0		Moxie: +10
2881	plastic The Man of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2882	asbestos-lined plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2883	Van der Graaf plastic Felonia	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2884	perfumed plastic Beelzebozo	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2885	asbestos-lined plastic conservationist hippy	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2886	maroon wool plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2887	upside-down flame-retardant plastic angry bugbear	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2888	Jim Carey's plastic anime smiley	0		Monster Level: +25
2889	resourceful plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Maximum MP: +50
2890	maroon healthy plastic astronomer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2891	skewed stylish plastic beanbat	0		Moxie: +25
2892	steel-toed plastic blooper	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2893	cyan toasty plastic brainsweeper	0		Hot Damage: +5
2894	dog trainer's plastic briefcase bat	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2895	executive plastic demoninja	0		Meat Drop: +40
2896	plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2897	pulsating Jeselnik's plastic drunk goat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2898	plastic fiendish can of asparagus of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2899	reassuring plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2900	Da Vinci's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2901	twirling experienced plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Experience: +2
2902	twirling foul-smelling plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Stench Damage: +10
2903	nasty plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Stench Damage: +5
2904	spinning plastic Knott Yeti of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2905	Sinatra's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2906	double-paned plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2907	Jack Frost's plastic ninja snowman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2908	double-paned plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2909	green supercool plastic G Imp	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2910	cyan frosty plastic goth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2911	plastic cubist bull of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2912	miser's plastic scary clown	0		Meat Drop: +10
2913	plastic smarmy pirate of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2914	plastic spiny skelelton of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2915	squat plastic Spam Witch of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2916	clever plastic vampire	0		Maximum MP: +20
2917	plastic taco cat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2918	extremely unsafe plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2919	plastic warwelf of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2920	medical-grade plastic whitesnake	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2921	veiny plastic XXX pr0n	0		Maximum HP: +10
2922	inspector's plastic zmobie	0		Item Drop: +15
2923	teal brawny plastic Protagonist	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2924	plastic Spunky Princess of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2925	vibrating plastic topiary golem	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2926	rosy-cheeked plastic senile lihc	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2927	huge plastic Iiti Kitty of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2928	plastic Gnomester Blomester of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2929	chilly plastic Trouser Snake	0		Cold Damage: +5
2930	strapping plastic Axe Wound	0		Muscle: +5
2931	flame-retardant plastic Hellion	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2932	narrow plastic Black Knight of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2933	gray ghostly prompt plastic pair of tweezers	0		Adventures: +3
2934	rosewater-soaked plastic fruit golem	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2935	toasty plastic fluffy bunny	0		Hot Damage: +5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	enchanted decent small tumbling Surprise Egg	2	good	Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 10
2941	quadruple-enhanced concentrated polymerized gray Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 42
2942	triple-unsweetened spinning chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
2943	colloidal purple narrow Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
2945	executive inspector's party hat	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	rosewater-soaked arcane researcher's V for Vivala mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	drinkable weak shot of rotgut	2	good	
2949	quantum tarnished tumbling jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 24
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	mirror Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	chaotic glowstick of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	fuchsia charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	shaking tip jar of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2955	snack-sized tasty yam candy	2	awesome	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	normal blurry tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	good	
2959	tumbling blue rum barrel charrrm bracelet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2960	adequate squat single-serving herbal stuffing	4	good	
2961	moldy snack-sized packet of tofurkey gravy	2	crappy	
2962	spoiled immense tofurkey nugget	10	crappy	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	upside-down ball polish	0		
2965	spinning mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	teal Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	corrupted Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 59
2968	ionized boiled skewed Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 23
2969	moldy miniature creamsicle	2	crappy	
2970	bad practically non-alcoholic maroon spinning cream stout	1	decent	
2971	weightlifter's curmudgel of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	yellow baleful grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2974	red tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	mirror blurry rosewater-soaked deadly tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2976	lousy pulsating bilge wine	3	decent	
2977	personal trainer's witty rapier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2978	Usain Bolt's yohohoyo of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80
2979	pickled red narrow fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 42
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	Tesla booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2982	twirling jittery cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	blurry copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	red sinister copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +10
2986	jittery tongue charrrm	0		
2987	scorching tongue charrrm bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	bouncing upside-down aromatic clingfilm trousers	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	purple executive dance instructor's clingfilm cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	squat skewed clingfilm slippers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	stale vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	decent	
2994	chilled nitrogenated wobbly true grit	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 50
2995	tumbling sizzling experienced buoybottoms of Gandalf	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	upside-down Van der Graaf grungy flannel shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2997	purple ghostly wicked smartaleck's grungy bandana	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	therapeutic grassy cutlass	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2999	huge Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	green Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pegleg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
3002	lamé pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	wobbly enormous hoop earring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3004	medical-grade costume sword of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	Lo Pan's supercool rainbow pearl earring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	jittery resourceful strapping rainbow pearl necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	narrow double-paned therapeutic rainbow pearl ring	0		Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	upside-down flame-retardant flame-wreathed Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
3010	resourceful Da Vinci's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +50
3011	blue sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	bouncing lime green ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	mediocre special corpse on the beach	3	decent	Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 20
3026	delicious fancy practically non-alcoholic corpsetini	1	awesome	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15
3027	lousy twirling corpsedriver	3	decent	
3028	artisanal fortified skewed Corpse Island iced tea	5	EPIC	
3029	lousy watered-down blinking red-headed corpse	2	decent	
3030	artisanal kamicorpse-ee	4	EPIC	
3031	perfectly mixed teal corpsel	4	EPIC	
3032	hand-crafted triple-distilled corpsebite	10	EPIC	
3033	Oprah's pirate fledges	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Look like a Pirate
3034	blue piece of thirteen	0		
3035	low-calorie tasty pearl onion	1	awesome	
3036	spoiled maroon sea biscuit	4	crappy	
3037	enchanted artisanal bottle of rum	3	EPIC	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 25
3038	hand-crafted gray bottle of black-label rum	3	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	twirling squat voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	ghostly Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	pulsating metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	fancy spoiled nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	crappy	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	bland miniature nanite-infested candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	fancy moldy tumbling nanite-infested fruitcake	4	crappy	Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	artisanal nanite-infested eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	reassuring eyepatch	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	cutlass of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
3052	teal breeches of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	super-frozen candy heart	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	pickled dry cyan cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	narrow Lo Pan's metallic foil cat ears	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	green synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	rosy-cheeked cyborg doll	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	olive buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	twirling frightening toy maglev monorail	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	blurry twirling laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	maroon plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	lime green wobbly silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	narrow skewed General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	marionette collective of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	blue narrow borg sock monkey of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	frightening wicked roboduck-on-a-string	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	upside-down teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	zippy grievous biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	cyan scandalous razor-sharp C.B.F.G.	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	brainy biomechanical crimborg leg armor of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	polymerized boiled mirror vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	yellow ghostly handmade hobby horse of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	tumbling Da Vinci's ball-in-a-cup	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	squat Van der Graaf set of jacks	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	spoiled blinking laser-broiled pear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	smelly educational polyalloy shield	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	twirling fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	teal robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	narrow rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	bouncing sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	lightning-fast Samson's vibrating cyborg knife	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	red frightening personal trainer's immense cyborg hand	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	foul-smelling rosy-cheeked cyborg stompin' boot of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	tumbling Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	twirling Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	ghostly green Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	yellow divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	shaking red divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	narrow divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	pulsating fuchsia divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	colloidal polymerized twirling fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 55
3125	irradiated piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 11
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	blurry sandcastle	0		
3128	skewed marshmallow	0		
3129	adequate blinking roasted marshmallow	3	good	
3130	bouncing disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	rotten tin cup of mulligan stew	4	crappy	
3132	red careful forbidden flamin' bindle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10
3133	blinking prompt resourceful freezin' bindle	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3
3134	razor-sharp stinkin' bindle of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3135	ghostly hardened bindle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3
3136	pulsating therapeutic dance instructor's sleazy bindle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3137	shellacked 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3138	foul-smelling Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Stench Damage: +10
3139	knitted Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	panhandle panhandling hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	Fonzie's cup of infinite pencils	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Aura: 1
3143	electrified groovy Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	bouncing squat El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	jittery fuchsia El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	olive El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	fuchsia El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	unsweetened irradiated mirror warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 27
3160	adjusted liquefied pulsating blue upside-down humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 54
3161	alkaline El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 18
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	gray El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	wet oxidized seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 44
3169	flavorless turtle soup	3	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	twirling maroon evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	dance instructor's evil paper umbrella	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3173	colloidal ionized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 68
3174	bite-sized flavorless evil boring spaghetti	1	decent	
3175	adequate snack-sized evil noodles	2	good	
3176	special bland diet evil noodles	1	decent	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 50
3177	rotten evil painful penne pasta	4	crappy	
3178	low-calorie stale special purple 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	1	decent	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 10
3179	spoiled half-sized bouncing gray twirling evil ravioli della hippy	2	crappy	
3180	low-calorie decent twirling evil noodles	1	good	
3181	aerosolized double-enhanced triple-nitrogenated evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 43
3182	galvanized evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 68
3183	dry denatured galvanized evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 18
3184	extra-concentrated pressed tarnished narrow evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 44
3185	extra-modified enhanced warmed pulsating evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 61
3186	pickled evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 40
3187	wet evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 68
3188	practically non-alcoholic smooth lime green an evil sump'm sump'm	1	awesome	
3189	tolerable spirit-forward mirror evil ducha de oro	5	good	
3190	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic evil horizontal tango	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3191	acceptable olive evil roll in the hay	4	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	tumbling origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	fuchsia wobbly naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	Samson's origami pasties	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	ghostly reassuring clever wicked origami riding crop	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	shaking El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	maroon lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	veiny Newton's brawny KoL Con IV Pole	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	shaking dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	jittery dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	ghostly tumbling dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	wobbly laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	jittery unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	wobbly narrow dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	upside-down blurry Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	squat twirling El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	censurious baleful glowstick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	upside-down hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	supercharged gatorskin umbrella of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3223	skewed olive sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	aged ghostly tumbling bottle of sewage schnapps	4	awesome	
3226	acceptable blurry bottle of Ooze-O	3	good	
3227	stale miniature skewed C.H.U.M. chum	2	decent	
3228	rotten unfortunate dumplings	3	crappy	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	double-vacuum-sealed dry tumbling fuchsia oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 29
3231	Jim Carey's tattered paper crown	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	bland vanilla-frosted king cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	tumbling noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	tumbling Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	squat huge Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	huge Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	purple Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	maroon spinning Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	zippy stylish Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	pulsating bouncing manspreader's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	up-at-dawn extremely unsafe Ol' Scratch's ash can of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	gray executive brawny Frosty's silk hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	executive beefy Frosty's carrot	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	perfumed therapeutic Samson's Frosty's nailbat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	blinking lightning-fast family-friendly Oscus's pelt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	educational beefcake's Wand of Oscus of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	narrow olive executive Oscus's dumpster waders of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	Lo Pan's chaotic Zombo's skullcap	0		Spell Critical Percent: 40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	bouncing frightening stanky Sinatra's Zombo's shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	shaking dog trainer's Zombo's grievous greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	rosy-cheeked hardened beefcake's Chester's moustache	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	executive ruddy Chester's bag of candy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	horrifying Van der Graaf Chester's cutoffs	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	skewed tumbling Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	narrow bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	olive bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	dry handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 21
3269	corrupted bouncing lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 24
3270	boiled ghostly handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 26
3271	skewed lard-coated crotchety pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	avaricious Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	forbidden willowy bonnet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	jittery flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	bouncing Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	studded belt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	yellow personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	fuchsia pulsating personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	up-at-dawn stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	normal tiny salad	1	good	
3284	tumbling brainy C.H.U.M. lantern of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3285	jittery cool C.H.U.M. knife	0		Moxie: +5
3286	jittery wobbly brawny Frosty's snowball sack	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3287	narrow quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	tumbling shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	lime green scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	pulsating abandoned candy	0		
3291	bouncing secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	narrow adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	ghostly macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	jittery unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	spinning blurry sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	red Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	squat Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	gray sealskin drum of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	manspreader's washboard shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	skewed lightning-fast spaghetti-box banjo	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	huge Newton's marinara jug	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	blue makeshift castanets of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	lime green friendly left-handed melodica	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	dehydrated jittery tumbling epic wad	1	awesome	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 40
3317	therapeutic bottlecap	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3318	skewed MacGyver's corncob pipe	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
3319	blinking prompt Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3320	tumbling aromatic frayed rope belt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3321	lime green packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	pulsating blue rosy-cheeked mayfly bait necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	practically non-alcoholic fancy smooth jar of fermented pickle juice	1	awesome	Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 20
3326	dehydrated narrow voodoo snuff	1	EPIC	
3327	miniature delicious extra-greasy slider	2	awesome	
3328	manspreader's experienced crumpled felt fedora	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	shaking friendly experienced battered top-hat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	blurry narrow shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the detective of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	mostly rat-hide leggings of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	censurious hobo dungarees of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	smelly patched suit-pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	shaking hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	veiny smooth dead guy's memento	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	enchanted decent banquet	3	good	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 40
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	blue filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	narrow comfy coffin	0		
3348	jittery mattress	0		
3349	skewed dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	tolerable Ralph IX cognac	4	good	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	shaking zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	cold-filtered modified narrow llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	miniature tasty banana-frosted king cake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	auspicious brown plastic baby	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	wobbly ghostly shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	spinning fuchsia scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	cyan tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	jumbo normal mole molé	5	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	artisanal Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	non-tarnished vacuum-sealed Climate Colada	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	double-chilled adjusted digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	dried squat yellow glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	diluted mirror pulsating glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	vaporized glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	mixed glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	diluted twirling glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	altered wobbly glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	blurry deadly brawny Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
3381	gray wool Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Thorns: 1
3382	skewed zippy deadly Ol' Scratch's manacles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3383	spinning scandalous frightening studded Chester's sunglasses	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3384	Annie Oakley's grievous Chester's muscle shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3385	narrow personal trainer's Chester's Aquarius medallion of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
3386	huge brawny Zombo's shoulder blade of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3387	executive dance instructor's Zombo's skull ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
3388	blurry Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	lightning-fast chilly Frosty's arm	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
3390	Jack Frost's healthy banded Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	skewed studded Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Thorns: 1
3393	blurry Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	tumbling squat MacGyver's beefcake's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	jittery hale extremely unsafe Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	scandalous arcane researcher's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	hardy Hodgman's bow tie of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3398	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Hodgman's blanket	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3399	weak artisanal fuchsia jar of squeeze	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3400	huge spoiled blinking bowl of fishysoisse	8	crappy	
3401	electrified upside-down deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 45
3402	adjusted concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 31
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	yellow electrified deck of lewd playing cards of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3405	Hodgman's sock of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3406	twirling wizardly Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Mysticality: +25
3407	thinker's Hodgman's almanac	0		Mysticality: +10
3408	narrow miser's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Meat Drop: +10
3409	Hodgman's garbage sticker of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3410	Jeselnik's Hodgman's detector	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3411	shaking skewed nasty Hodgman's cane	0		Stench Damage: +5
3412	blinking Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	shaking Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	shaking Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	mirror box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	polymerized activated tumbling sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 46
3423	unsweetened pulsating frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 41
3424	deionized double-polarized modified fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 16
3425	irradiated liquefied garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 13
3426	modified strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 40
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	electrified blinking Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 66
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	huge cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	purple huge cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	narrow lightning-fast baleful stirring stick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
3436	friendly Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the storm of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3437	ghostly stylish slick Staff of the Black Kettle of horror	0		Moxie: 35, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3438	hardened Samson's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	distilled prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	blurry Temple Grandin's club of the five seasons	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	gray perfumed rainbow crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	skewed kitten	0		
3444	narrow rosy-cheeked webbed comic mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	knitted ruddy six-rainbow shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	spinning cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	shellacked trusty torch	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	pulsating studded Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
3458	dry wobbly squat STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 38
3459	mediocre weak huge white-label gin	2	decent	
3460	stale tin rations	3	decent	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	boozy bad bottle of sake	5	decent	
3464	foul-smelling round pebble	0		Stench Damage: +10
3465	flavorless Bash-Ōs cereal	3	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	manspreader's brainy haiku katana of the empath	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	yellow bargain flash powder	0		
3468	Van der Graaf plastic baby	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	adequate blueberry-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	jittery damp boot	0		
3472	extremely unsafe Seasonal Beret of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	aerosolized cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 39
3475	ionized wobbly blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 20
3476	corrupted green plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 24
3477	corrupted frozen olive pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 62
3478	super-modified tarnished Vulcanized squat peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 29
3479	tumbling balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	blue psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	electrified twirling glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 55
3486	skewed gray dull fish scale	0		
3487	pulsating rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	tasty beefy fish meat	4	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	moldy thick bouncing upside-down glistening fish meat	5	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	miniature spoiled mirror slick fish meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	shellacked fish scimitar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
3493	foul-smelling fish stick of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
3494	upside-down blinking curative fish bazooka of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3495	colloidal Vulcanized squat cyan shaking sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 24
3496	pickled wet blue bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 15
3497	perfectly mixed bottle of Pete's Sake	4	EPIC	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	mirror teal witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	moldy massive canapés	6	crappy	
3502	distilled thermos of brew	1	decent	Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	fortified artisanal glass of brandy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	blinking French slippers	0		
3505	twirling Lo Pan's LWA ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3506	bouncing LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	jittery greedy scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Meat Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	huge scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	skewed scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	censurious wicked ganger bandana	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	teal narrow eel skin	0		
3517	blurry eelskin hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	eelskin pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	foul-smelling eelskin shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	yellow wobbly shark tooth	0		
3521	Jeselnik's arcane researcher's shark tooth necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3522	twirling horrifying shark jumper of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +25
3523	activated shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 65
3524	modified energized tumbling eel battery	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 48
3525	dry temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 54
3526	experienced scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Experience: +2, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	skewed mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	wobbly shaking mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	blurry rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	bouncing ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	blue twirling cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	blinking plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	blinking plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	upside-down jittery plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	bouncing plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	bouncing plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	narrow Lo Pan's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	steel-toed depleted Grimacite gravy boat of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	occult razor-sharp depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	weightlifter's depleted Grimacite grappling hook of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	jittery groovy depleted Grimacite ninja mask of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	olive chaotic Tesla depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	censurious chilly depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	Usain Bolt's knitted KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	squat propeller beanie of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	squat family-friendly brainy straw hat of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	avaricious toasty brawny octopus's spade	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	low-calorie adequate tumbling sea carrot	1	good	
3556	normal small purple sea cucumber	2	good	
3557	spoiled sea avocado	3	crappy	
3558	spoiled jumbo sea lychee	5	crappy	
3559	adequate sea tangelo	3	good	
3560	toothsome low-calorie sea honeydew	1	awesome	
3561	enhanced pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 59
3562	quadruple-liquefied pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 52
3563	moist aerosolized pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 61
3564	drinkable weak wobbly berry-infused sake	2	good	
3565	irresponsibly strong mediocre citrus-infused sake	10	decent	
3566	high-proof lousy shaking melon-infused sake	6	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	rosewater-soaked nippy electrified sponge helmet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	cyan wool Sinatra's thinker's spongy shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1
3570	maroon double-paned Rosewater's square sponge pants of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	maroon sand dollar	0		
3576	upside-down purple flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	yellow ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	skewed upside-down sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	spoiled rice	3	crappy	
3584	tasty tiny irradiated candy cane	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	stale fuchsia gingerbread mutant bugbear	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	acceptable oozenog	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	denatured colloidal huge huge sugar plum	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	super-oxidized sugar banana	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	warmed sugar lime	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	tarnished ionized corrupted yellow sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	Newton's Rosewater's Mer-kin hookspear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Drops Meat
3592	upside-down Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	mirror Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	boiled adjusted jittery Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 15
3596	olive imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	narrow imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	huge lion tamer's Sinatra's Fonzie's moist sailor's cap	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	bouncing sizzling beefcake's speargun	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +10
3601	slick compass	0		Moxie: +10
3602	wobbly squat broken diving helmet	0		
3603	gray porthole	0		
3604	jittery rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	shaking green rosewater-soaked lion tamer's chaotic diving helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	ghostly hale steel-toed quilted aerated diving helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	gray das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	concentrated corrupted ghostly bouncing sea grease	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 51
3612	narrow sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	bouncing battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	shaking pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	extra-alkaline ionized modified unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	bouncing narrow mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	zippy parasitic claw	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	manspreader's parasitic tentacles	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	parasitic headgnawer of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	Usain Bolt's parasitic strangleworm	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	jittery pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	squat burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	twirling purple Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	colloidal dry squat blinking Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	gray radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	occult personal trainer's elven socks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	zippy smartaleck's elven gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	skewed festive holiday hat of the storm of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	clever dangerous patent shoes	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	extremely unsafe arcane researcher's gray bow tie	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	asbestos-lined penguin thesaurus of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	flavorless immense blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	fuchsia jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	sizzling depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	tolerable boozy blurry canteen of wine	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	rotten elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	shaking elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	toothsome toast with jam	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	practically non-alcoholic lousy red elven moonshine	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	rotten special super-sized tumbling knuckle sandwich	5	crappy	Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	tumbling rosy-cheeked grievous psycho sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	yellow fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	sage plastic Mob Penguin	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	plastic mutant elf of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	red friendly plastic fat stack of cash	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	miser's plastic strand of DNA	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	shellacked plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	shaking container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	wobbly Putty mitre of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	mirror manspreader's Da Vinci's Putty leotard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	smartaleck's Putty ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	pulsating wicked Putty snake of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	shaking Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	frightening electrified glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	wobbly arcane researcher's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	narrow sage glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	bouncing Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	decent small can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	lousy fancy bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	cyan throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	pulsating Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	sage diving muff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
3678	drinkable green salinated mint julep	3	good	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	twirling esca	0		
3681	teal shaking bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	big tasty red tempura carrot	5	awesome	
3685	stale miniature gray tempura cucumber	2	decent	
3686	stale tempura avocado	3	decent	
3687	miniature stale cyan huge sea broccoli	2	decent	
3688	spoiled sea cauliflower	4	crappy	
3689	adequate half-sized tempura broccoli	2	good	
3690	normal tempura cauliflower	4	good	
3691	stale squat sea blueberry	3	decent	
3692	moldy big upside-down sea persimmon	5	crappy	
3693	pressed pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 43
3694	anodized enhanced pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 25
3695	maroon greasy Mer-kin digpick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3696	blurry anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	narrow high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	blurry velcro ore	0		
3699	red huge teflon ore	0		
3700	squat jittery vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	pulsating waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	tumbling friendly Herculean velcro broadsword of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3706	thinker's velcro paddle ball of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3
3707	bouncing executive supercool velcro shield of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100
3708	huge ruddy stylish velcro boots of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3709	squat nasty non-stick pugil stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
3710	zippy electrified sinister teflon spatula	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3711	mansplainer's resourceful sage teflon shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15
3712	fuchsia mansplainer's occult Rosewater's teflon swim fins	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
3713	bouncing stanky experienced 7-inch discus	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3714	lion tamer's resourceful PVC staff of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2
3715	teal prompt studded vinyl shield of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3
3716	green toasty padded thinker's vinyl boots	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	blinking fishhook	0		
3719	upside-down lantern	0		
3720	narrow decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	huge tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	pulsating foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	lime green pile of coins	0		
3729	purple mirror hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	glass gnoll eye of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3732	diffused wobbly cigar butt	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 38
3733	horrifying forbidden manly bloomers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	narrow twirling Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	blue fat wallet	0		
3736	mirror banded handwarmer of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3737	chaotic educational lighter	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3738	adequate miniature packet of beer nuts	2	good	
3739	purple Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	flattened lime green jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 43
3743	bouncing unstable quark	0		
3744	jittery software glitch	0		
3745	bouncing fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	blinking vampire pearl	0		
3747	twirling mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	unsweetened vacuum-sealed concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 41
3750	auspicious vampire pearl earring	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3751	bland huge squat chocolate chip brownies	10	decent	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	dry non-anodized blue love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	corrupted blurry love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	Vulcanized aerosolized love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	warmed love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	galvanized electrified love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	flattened narrow upside-down love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	unsweetened colloidal cold-filtered spinning breath mint	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 56
3761	supercool vampire pearl ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
3762	studded vampire pearl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
3763	artisanal slug of vodka	3	EPIC	
3764	hand-crafted fortified slug of rum	5	EPIC	
3765	artisanal slug of shochu	4	EPIC	
3766	acceptable enchanted screwdiver	4	good	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 35
3767	hand-crafted dew yoana lei	3	EPIC	
3768	artisanal lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3769	lousy practically non-alcoholic salacious screwdiver	1	decent	
3770	hand-crafted watered-down fancy dew yoana salacious lei	2	EPIC	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 35
3771	spirit-forward delicious salacious lychee chuhai	5	awesome	
3772	practically non-alcoholic lousy narrow Alewife&trade; Ale	1	decent	
3773	cyan twirling seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	scandalous boxer's pink pinkslip slip	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	fuchsia sea salt scrubs of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20
3778	sage amber aviator shades of bravery of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
3779	frozen hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 22
3780	asbestos-lined razor-sharp nurse's hat of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	squat blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	vaporized maroon bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	diluted bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 40
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	blue upside-down smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	upside-down crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	jittery aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	jittery lime green crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	spinning charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	squat scandalous Jim Carey's Van der Graaf Mer-kin roundshield	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3804	red deadly thinker's Mer-kin breastplate	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5
3805	mirror resourceful sinister Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	corrupted dry concentrated Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 53
3808	jittery Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	spinning Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	jittery Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	moldy jumbo chocolate-frosted king cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	ruddy plastic baby	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	blue midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	snack-sized flavorless sea radish	2	decent	
3818	coward's supercool halibut of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Candy Drop: +100
3819	narrow eel sauce	0		
3820	blinking shaking water-polo mitt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3821	chilled huge syringe	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 51
3822	spinning wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	triple-pressed wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 65
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	lime green skewed Grandma's Map	0		
3829	delicious narrow tempura radish	4	awesome	
3830	lime green lion tamer's water-polo cap	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Typical Tavern swill	1	decent	
3832	fancy hand-crafted tropical swill	3	EPIC	Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 20
3833	acceptable fruity girl swill	3	good	
3834	drinkable blended swill	4	good	
3835	olive spinning costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	bouncing skewed sharpshooter's vibrating sage Elvish sunglasses of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	friendly anniversary safety glass vest	0		Familiar Weight: +3
3838	rock-hard anniversary burlap belt	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3839	spinning yellow chilly anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Cold Damage: +5
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
3842	friendly out-of-tune biwa	0		Familiar Weight: +3
3843	dented harmonica of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
3844	squat magic whistle of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +50
3845	narrow plastic blowgun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3846	wobbly avaricious banded smooth jungle drum	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30
3847	slick hippy bongo	0		Moxie: +10
3848	tumbling Newton's knob bugle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3849	Lo Pan's smartaleck's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3850	electrified boxing glove	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3851	resourceful Fonzie's boxing glove on a spring of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3852	hale padded half-sized guitar	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20
3853	greedy studded bass drum	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20
3854	dance instructor's pixel boomerang	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3855	up-at-dawn medical-grade arcane researcher's world's smallest violin	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3856	nippy studded stylish ocarina of space	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10
3857	tumbling a butt tuba of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3858	vibrating bone flute	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3859	Newton's infernal fife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3860	blinking rock-hard charming flute	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	spinning auspicious Annie Oakley's grass whistle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
3863	clever wholesome plastic guitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20
3864	smooth finger cymbals	0		Moxie: +15
3865	lightning-fast knitted kettle drum	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
3866	flame-retardant supercharged double-barreled sling	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1
3867	scandalous gravedigger's magilaser blastercannon	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
3868	Tesla medical-grade hanky&#363;	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	cyan Tesla ultimate ultimate frisbee of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	deadly office-supply crossbow of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3872	pocket theremin of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3873	beefy rave whistle of the brazier	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	upside-down burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	skewed hellseal disguise	0		
3881	huge family-friendly flame-wreathed fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	shaking encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	super-wet adjusted blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 56
3886	enhanced vial of slime	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 26
3887	ionized moist squat vial of slime	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 58
3888	chilled anodized mirror vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 11
3889	quadruple-frozen double-denatured wobbly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 62
3890	unsweetened ionized pickled blue vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 46
3891	diffused unsweetened vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 25
3892	activated polymerized vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 16
3893	warmed chilled super-modified vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 46
3894	boiled enhanced polymerized maroon vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 66
3895	double-improved aerosolized maroon vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 69
3896	altered electrified huge vial of slime	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 46
3897	colloidal spinning skewed vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 14
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	spinning figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	lime green figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	mirror figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	maroon imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	tolerable fortified blended swill with a fly in it	5	good	
3914	jittery turtle wax	0		
3915	Rosewater's turtle wax shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3916	turtle wax helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	spinning personal trainer's turtle wax greaves	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	meat shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3919	shaking turtlemail bits	0		
3920	red Lo Pan's turtlemail coif of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	prompt turtlemail breeches of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	MacGyver's stiffened turtlemail hauberk	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100
3923	blinking hedgeturtle	0		
3924	rosy-cheeked spiky turtle helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	nippy spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	horrifying stanky spiky turtle shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
3927	spinning wobbly turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	jittery grinning turtle	0		
3930	oxidized blurry tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 19
3931	twirling wobbly zippy chaotic severed flipper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	Da Vinci's bad-ass club of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	quadruple-unsweetened pulsating hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 48
3936	super-irradiated scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 20
3937	cold-filtered corrupted fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 58
3938	blinking Van der Graaf club of corruption	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	upside-down corrupt club of corruption of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	wool thinker's evil-ass club of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	ghostly fireproof horrifying mansplainer's nasty-ass club	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	supercool infernal toilet brush of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	huge nippy shadowy seal eye of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	lime green oyster egg balloon	0		Item Drop: +5
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	purple Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	olive treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	huge Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	spinning mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	spinning martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	upside-down olive hale bejeweled cufflinks	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3959	yellow prompt garish pinky ring	0		Adventures: +3
3960	wizardly designer sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
3961	hale baleful opera glasses	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	enhanced mirror spinning cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 33
3966	Tesla occult Da Vinci's hot-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	careful grievous stylish frigid-ass club	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	chaotic cool weightlifter's creepy-ass club	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	liquefied adjusted sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 35
3970	coward's Van der Graaf Abyssal ember	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	super-improved frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 58
3972	supercharged seal spine of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	improved seal lube	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 29
3974	fuchsia fortified mannequin leg of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	frightening padded tortoise of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3976	squat stanky strapping tortoboggan	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3977	ghostly painted turtle	0		
3978	zippy banded painted shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20
3979	shaking sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	wobbly shell	0		
3981	yellow torquoise	0		
3982	sinister torquoise ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	lard-coated chilly dueling banjo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	purple samurai turtle	0		
3987	Temple Grandin's slick samurai turtle helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	red turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	Temple Grandin's turtle shell helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	wobbly slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	fuchsia slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	yellow slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	spinning boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	jittery infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	denatured maroon agua de vida	1	crappy	Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	weightlifter's tortoboggan shield of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	experienced soup-chucks	0		Experience: +2
4005	irradiated chilled ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 33
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	huge bouncing memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	cyan blinking memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	strapping greaves	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	auspicious piece of rebar of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
4021	blurry ghostly Lo Pan's grievous shovel of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20
4022	upside-down twirling horrifying gravedigger's smelly necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: 35
4023	upside-down tumbling padded Fonzie's speargun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20
4024	red blurry zippy compass of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20
4025	rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's brawny helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	savvy lantern of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4027	yellow up-at-dawn greasy greaves of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	squat upside-down Sherlock's Temple Grandin's club of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
4029	huge memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	fuchsia narrow memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	lime green memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	blue caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	bland massive upside-down spinning slimy sweetbreads	8	decent	
4038	aged enchanted weak slimy fermented bile bladder	2	awesome	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 30
4039	compressed shaking slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	Lo Pan's Tesla pig-iron helm	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	medical-grade pig-iron shinguards of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	horrifying rock-hard pig-iron bracers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	twirling wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	mirror wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	prompt wumpus-hair whip	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	Sherlock's brainy wumpus-hair wig of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	tumbling Temple Grandin's padded sage wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	flame-wreathed strapping wumpus-hair sweater	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	lightning-fast ring of teleportation	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
4052	lime green glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	lousy practically non-alcoholic spinning White Hyborian	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	olive tumbling asbestos-lined goblin hunting spear	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	resourceful supercharged goblin autoblowgun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	yellow Jack Frost's tribal beads	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	blurry smelly healthy stone fist	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	flame-wreathed stone head	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	upside-down wobbly Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	blue essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	fuchsia essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	blinking essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	shaking essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	narrow Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	Jeselnik's grievous villainous scythe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	baneful bandolier of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	manspreader's Fonzie's diabolical crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	dangerous malevolent medallion of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	inspector's vibrating corrosive cowl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	blue ruddy extremely unsafe grisly shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	wobbly grievous dangerous corroded breeches	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	twirling studded pernicious cudgel of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	thick moldy cupcake-in-a-cup	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	decent protein paste	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	Fonzie's cyber-mattock of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	narrow cyan facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	quantum deionized ghostly neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	frozen activated upside-down physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	jittery small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	occult peawee marble	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4096	upside-down brown crock marble of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4097	executive China marble	0		Meat Drop: +40
4098	upside-down shaking lemonade marble	0		Item Drop: +5
4099	fuchsia bumblebee marble of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4100	sizzling jet bennie marble	0		Hot Damage: +10
4101	arcane researcher's beige clambroth marble of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15
4102	twirling steely marble of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4103	wobbly avaricious beach ball marble of extreme caution of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
4104	Jeselnik's catseye marble	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4105	slick bumboozer marble	0		Moxie: +10
4106	Tesla chamoisole	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4107	triple-ionized bitter pill	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 30
4108	flame-wreathed monstrous monocle of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	auspicious musty moccasins of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	spinning rock-hard molten medallion of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's brazen bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	narrow sizzling wicked bitter bowtie	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bewitching boots of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	wobbly moist sack	0		
4116	Lo Pan's rickety unicycle of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
4117	huge Lo Pan's healthy Rosewater's crusty hula hoop	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
4118	jittery scandalous slick Coily&trade; of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5
4119	pulsating forbidden wizardly school flying disc of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100
4120	miser's nippy supercool lawn dart	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
4121	shaking mirror censurious lard-coated brainy wagon	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	hardy hale wholesome crown-shaped beanie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: 70, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	miser's strapping hopping socks of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
4125	manspreader's Herculean poodle skirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	hardy personal trainer's letterman's jacket of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4127	MacGyver's energetic savvy hardened slime hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	deadly Socratic hardened slime pants of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	knitted frightening Temple Grandin's hardened slime belt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4130	wobbly empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	denatured ghostly boot plant	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	aged practically non-alcoholic sham champagne	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	quadruple-chilled tempura air	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 54
4134	quantum magnetized tumbling pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 37
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	blinking frightening lion tamer's steel-toed Newton's Bag o' Tricks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	upside-down slime stack	0		
4138	green a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	blue a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	fuchsia a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	jittery occult funny paper hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	quadruple-anodized olive sand	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 67
4147	bouncing charged magnet of wisdom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	green narrow stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	blinking quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	extra-dry squat dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	alkaline upside-down Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 14
4153	upside-down rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	bad watered-down mirror pebblebr&auml;u	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	rotten rocky road ice cream	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	polarized frozen magnetized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 16
4164	ionized Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 50
4165	censurious curative Staff of the Soupbone of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4166	Voluminous Radio Pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	ruddy Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	wobbly supercharged Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
4169	squat 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	teal crystallized memory	0		
4172	Socratic rock helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	educational rock pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rock necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	upside-down sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	squat MacGyver's sugar shotgun	0		Maximum MP: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	blue aromatic sugar shillelagh	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	double-paned sugar shank	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	wizardly sugar chapeau of vim and vigor of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	squat sugar shorts of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	blinking coward's slime convention pin	0		Monster Level: -20
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	gray control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	dance instructor's sugar shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	steel-toed rave visor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	arcane researcher's baggy rave pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	narrow sea cowboy hat of the wise owl of the bloodbag of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	wobbly gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	shaking Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	pulsating twirling Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	veiny brainy brand new key	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +10
4207	Annie Oakley's dorsal fin	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4208	skewed skate skates	0		
4209	lime green skate skin	0		
4210	jittery roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	pulsating underwater slingshot	0		
4213	Van der Graaf cool skate blade	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4214	squat jittery spangly unitard	0		
4215	stanky veiny collapsible baton	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	magnetized boiled groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 24
4219	olive twirling squat greasy electrified skate board	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4220	red S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	greasy yield shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	cyan squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	lime green roller skate doll	0		
4226	Oprah's Star of Bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	yellow amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	gray ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	nippy pat&eacute; knife	0		Cold Damage: +10
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	asbestos-lined cheese-slicer	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4238	adequate beef jerky	3	good	
4239	double-paned pipe wrench	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4240	extra-unsweetened gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 67
4241	shaking sleep mask of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	purple experienced sock garters	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
4243	moist boiled mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 29
4244	gray cool leather-bound tome	0		Moxie: +5
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	rosewater-soaked ivory cue ball	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4247	special mediocre decanter of fine Scotch	3	decent	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 20
4248	vaporized expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	pulsating fisherman's sack	0		
4251	cyan fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	pressed triple-tarnished electrified vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 36
4253	liquefied unsweetened potion of speed	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 59
4254	yellow bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	mirror Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	triple-flattened non-tarnished sap	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	decent chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	mediocre blurry ghostly mulled cider	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	ghostly pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	squat Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	mirror skewed Da Vinci's bark boxers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	red careful bark beret	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	jittery mirror double-paned bark bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4267	executive inspector's Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	green chilly Tesla Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	auspicious Angelhair Culottes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	bouncing lion tamer's Newman's Own Trousers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	flame-retardant smooth Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	ghostly steel-toed deadly Lederhosen of the Night	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	pickled wobbly blurry ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	mirror blurry Usain Bolt's deadly Underworld truncheon of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	fuchsia Sherlock's healthy Socratic Staff of the Woodfire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	nasty hardened Underworld flail of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	savvy stylish Mer-kin bunwig	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	up-at-dawn wholesome crappy Mer-kin mask of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	huge supercool crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	coward's medical-grade Mer-kin gladiator mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	upside-down lard-coated Temple Grandin's occult Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	nasty Lo Pan's forbidden Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	ghostly cyan spinning supercharged Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	prompt wizardly Mer-kin headguard of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	boxer's Mer-kin waistrope	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4290	narrow manspreader's Mer-kin facecowl of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4291	cyan Mer-kin thighguard of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4292	veiny shellacked boxer's Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	nippy Sinatra's Mer-kin dragnet of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	bouncing greedy manspreader's Mer-kin switchblade of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	sharpshooter's Ass-Stompers of Violence of extreme caution of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	wool toasty Annie Oakley's Brand of Violence	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	fireproof nasty Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of terror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4300	scorching curative beefcake's Lens of Violence	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	narrow flame-wreathed ruddy Socratic Pigsticker of Violence	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4302	flame-wreathed Fonzie's Newton's Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	padded wicked wizardly Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	knitted Girdle of Hatred of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	manspreader's chaotic Rosewater's Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10
4306	blue family-friendly scorching Pantaloons of Hatred of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	ruddy stiffened Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4308	rock-hard sage Lens of Hatred of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	smooth Treads of Loathing of incineration of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	lion tamer's Van der Graaf Scepter of Loathing of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Cloathing
4311	cyan bouncing flame-retardant Belt of Loathing of the storm of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	censurious therapeutic slick Goggles of Loathing	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	gray inspector's experienced savvy Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15, Cloathing
4314	steel-toed sinister sage Jeans of Loathing	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	bouncing crafty Annual Ascot	0		Maximum MP: +10
4316	upside-down stanky wholesome steel-toed Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	frightening baleful sage Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	ghostly Jim Carey's vibrating medical-grade Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	sinister Da Vinci's Windsor Pan of the Source of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	crafty boxer's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	gray Usain Bolt's auspicious Jim Carey's The Trickster's Trikitixa of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	upside-down aromatic wool Socratic Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	sinister thinker's weightlifter's Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	fortified Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	beefy Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the blizzard of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	ribald brawny cool Bling of the New Wave	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	wholesome dangerous La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	decent fancy candy kneecapping stick	3	good	Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	moldy massive licorice garrote	9	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	narrow perfumed candy knuckles	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	stale jawbruiser	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	flattened huge upside-down chocolate car	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	wholesome plastic 11 Dealer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	upside-down rosewater-soaked plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	huge blurry razor-sharp plastic Don Crimbo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	stanky plastic Crimbomination	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	improved Piddles	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	oxidized BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	pressed altered teal Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	twirling huge Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	mirror Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	gray string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	spinning plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	snow hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	twirling nippy snow pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	sharpshooter's snow belly	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	upside-down pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	blinking huge Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	rotten fuchsia expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	mediocre expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	upside-down elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	warmed aerosolized elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	snack-sized adequate maroon penguin focaccia bread	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	triple-distilled bad herringcello	9	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	tolerable pulsating elven cellocello	4	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	skewed handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	jittery chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	purple Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	cyan dance instructor's throwing wrench	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	flame-wreathed pair of bolt cutters	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	tumbling beefy poison pen	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	speed limit shield of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	gravedigger's crafty live wire	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	skewed ribald sharpshooter's misfit dolly	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	stanky Sinatra's misfit hobby horse	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	tumbling auspicious razor-sharp misfit teddy bear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	knitted smooth pocketwatch on a chain	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	olive mirror supercharged cement sandals of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	tumbling pulsating jittery dangerous dance instructor's night-vision goggles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	banded peanut brittle shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	gravedigger's Red Rover BB gun of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	twirling red-and-green sweater of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	diffused galvanized colloidal fuchsia Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	boiled wobbly Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	corrupted red Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	squat red shaking cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	knitted cheese sword	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	beefcake's cheese diaper	0		Muscle: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	ghostly MacGyver's cheese wheel	0		Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	cheese eye of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	friendly vibrating Staff of Queso Escusado of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	maroon foreign box	0		
4406	huge The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	skewed A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	shaking Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	super-sized moldy quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	tolerable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	ghostly colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	brawny sealhide hood	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	Jeselnik's sealhide leggings	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	scorching sealhide cloak	0		Hot Damage: +25
4418	censurious sealhide buckler	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4419	Sinatra's sealhide whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
4420	yellow forbidden sealhide moccasins	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
4421	upside-down Oprah's sealhide gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4422	sealhide belt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4423	huge sealhide snare	0		
4424	purple puzzling trophy	0		
4425	denatured activated unsweetened sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 18
4426	blinking hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	gray thinker's glowstick on a string	0		Mysticality: +10, Raveosity: +1
4429	olive Tesla candy necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	teddybear backpack of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	boiled polarized invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	pickled ghostly irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	extra-warmed dry pressed irritability potion	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	shaking fuchsia cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	jittery hellseal claw	0		
4440	yellow auspicious guard turtle shell	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	Rosewater's crowbar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4442	blurry blinking thinker's spaghetti cult rosary	0		Mysticality: +10
4443	ghostly fortified spaghetti cult mask	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	squat mirror guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	foul-smelling spangly mariachi pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	mirror experienced spangly mariachi vest of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15
4447	skewed fuchsia deadly spangly sombrero	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	compressed Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	pulsating painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	huge map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	censurious pointy hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	shaking shaking sizzling machetito	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	boxer's lawnmower blade	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	flame-wreathed The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	gray snowball	0		
4457	gray snailmail bits	0		
4458	Newton's snailmail coif of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	mirror hale weightlifter's snailmail breeches	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	pulsating horrifying hardy snailmail hauberk	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
4461	quadruple-moist concentrated pulsating seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 38
4462	oxidized chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 46
4463	aerosolized chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 24
4464	moist lime green chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 47
4465	magnetized blurry shaking chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 20
4466	triple-vacuum-sealed chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 58
4467	activated ionized diffused chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 23
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	blurry BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	gray supercharged BRICKO hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	BRICKO pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	skewed therapeutic BRICKO sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	fuchsia BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	shaking BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	lime green BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	bouncing BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	jittery BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	spinning BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	squat BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	narrow BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	blurry BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	tumbling BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	Sherlock's BRICKO bulwark	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	jittery BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	tumbling BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	purple BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	skewed extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	aerosolized squat recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 67
4498	oxidized frozen recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 68
4499	colloidal blurry recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 40
4500	ionized dry skewed blinking recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 38
4501	colloidal tumbling recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 12
4502	magnetized activated blurry purple recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 36
4503	non-diffused nitrogenated polymerized huge recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	pulsating heart of the volcano of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4505	activated Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 51
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	double-modified &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	normal walrus ice cream	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	miniature decent upside-down beautiful soup	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	blurry eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	wobbly red Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	flavorless jumbo Humpty Dumplings	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	bland snack-sized upside-down Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	extra-dry perfectly mixed missing wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	delicious small tumbling matter custard	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	energized teal spinning comfit?	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	mirror ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	teal jittery miser's nippy flamingo mallet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	huge Tiger-lily's milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	lard-coated eye of the Tiger-lily of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	mansplainer's padded wig	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	bland miniature shaking donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	rotten bucket of honey	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	family-friendly shellacked elephant stinger	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	normal big dragon snaps	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	aromatic flame-retardant snapdragon pistil	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	super-sized spoiled rook cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	huge stale bishop cookie	6	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	flavorless knight cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	rotten king cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	adequate bouncing lime green queen cookie	3	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	ghostly fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	pulsating Jack Frost's insane tophat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	bouncing therapeutic smartaleck's helm of the knight	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	ghostly fortified educational wristwatch of the knight	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	smelly grievous trousers of the knight	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	Jeselnik's tophat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	cyan nippy tie	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
4543	tuxedo pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	spinning walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	jittery carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	wobbly dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	yellow inspector's detour shield	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	shaking left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	bouncing narrow hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	hand-crafted triple-distilled world's most unappetizing beverage	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	avaricious slippery when wet shield	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	decent raisin	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	blurry fortified flyest of shirts of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	rotten a dance upon the palate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	rotten small fancy huge shaking prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2	crappy	Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	flavorless maroon squirmy violent party snack	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	blinking rock-hard can-you-dig-it?	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	yellow The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bouncing bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	squat bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	cyan narrow meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	moist upside-down Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	Tesla school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	lard-coated smartaleck's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	jittery fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	pulsating blinking glob of skin	0		
4584	decent olive six wedges of goat cheese	3	good	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	huge brown pixel	0		
4589	lard-coated pixel whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4590	pixel chain whip of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	steel-toed pixel morning star	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	bouncing pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	jittery map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	huge pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	smooth watered-down plastic cup of beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	prompt padded bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	gigantic stale spinning blurry sun-dried tofu	9	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	acceptable gray soyburger juice	3	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	cyan respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	squat essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	dry ionized essential soy	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	enhanced teal essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	maroon map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	extremely unsafe Crown of Thrones	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	hand-crafted triple-distilled Cinco Mayo Lager	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	lime green twirling motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	pulsating Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	activated pressed wobbly chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	spoiled half-sized enchanted pawn cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	denatured coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	jittery superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	cyan forbidden plastic spider ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	red plastic kazoo of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	purple boxer's inflatable baseball bat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	squat chilly googly-star hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	skewed lion tamer's Newton's googly-ball hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	boxer's googly-heart hat of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	cyan boxer's super-sweet boom box of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	olive twirling Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	careful grievous supercool sinister demon mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	Tesla hardened wicked streetfighting champion's belt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	ghostly jittery greasy Jim Carey's Space Trip safety headphones of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	lard-coated LARP carp	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4641	maroon pulsating Usain Bolt's smartaleck's KoL Con Six Pack	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +80
4642	Samson's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4643	ghostly shaking inspector's rxr shield	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	sharpshooter's curative shellacked Juju Mojo Mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	nippy space trooper helmet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's dangerous Meteoid ice beam	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	medical-grade curative Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	rosewater-soaked steel-toed ironic knit cap	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	thinker's ironic battle spoon	0		Mysticality: +10
4655	stanky Temple Grandin's ruddy ironic jogging shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	blinking savvy mole skin notebook	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4657	ghostly purple pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	spinning map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	padded blackberry galoshes	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
4660	auspicious double-paned trout fang	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	huge spoiled poisonous caviar	8	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	boiled cyan skewed wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	zippy Samson's Ellsbury's skull	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	dog trainer's hot plate	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Thorns: 1
4666	nasty thinker's imp unity ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +5
4667	pulsating frosty Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4668	tumbling yellow Van der Graaf observational glasses	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4669	hilarious comedy prop of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4670	olive blinking wobbly beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	aged booze-soaked cherry	3	awesome	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	stale miniature marshmallow	2	decent	
4674	jumbo delicious sponge cake	5	awesome	
4675	bad gin-soaked blotter paper	4	decent	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	bouncing unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	blinking unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	tumbling volcanic ash	0		
4680	cyan twirling smoked potsherd	0		
4681	yellow spinning wool pottery shield	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	purple mansplainer's pottery hat of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	lard-coated forbidden pottery training pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	pottery club of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	double-paned pottery yo-yo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pulsating pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	tumbling fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	upside-down fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fuchsia fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	mirror fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	upside-down fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	manspreader's grievous supercool Greatest American Pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	pulsating auspicious fossilized necklace	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	red imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	skewed jittery fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	olive waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	lime green archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	wholesome red-hot medallion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	upside-down purple fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	flavorless snack-sized jittery lemon popsicle	2	decent	
4715	normal special snack-sized popsicle	2	good	Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 25
4716	stale small strawberry popsicle	2	decent	
4717	decent liver popsicle	4	good	
4718	stanky mariachi hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Hollandaise helmet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	pulsating organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	jittery microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	bland special liver and let pie	3	decent	Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	moldy badass pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	fancy spoiled shoo-fish pie	3	crappy	Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	tasty piping organ pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	spoiled fuchsia huge igloo pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	toothsome diet spinning stomach turnover	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	toothsome blue dead lights pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	special stale throbbing organ pie	3	decent	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	green dance instructor's stop shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	shaking nest egg	0		
4732	mirror sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	yellow kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	bouncing rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	savvy beer-soaked mop	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4738	aged enchanted irresponsibly strong fuchsia wobbly day-old beer	7	awesome	Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 45
4739	mediocre weak plain beer	2	decent	
4740	delicious strong overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	5	awesome	
4741	narrow smiling rat	0		
4742	blurry rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	altered electrified oxidized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 58
4745	extra-chilled jittery twirling Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 39
4746	alkaline flattened Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 69
4747	moldy bone meal	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	watered-down tolerable bone aperitif	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	green Herculean bonerang	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	maroon bone and arrows of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	teal boning knife of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	tumbling crafty bone spurs	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	blurry hardened thinker's bonedanna	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	supercharged supercool boneana hammock	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	wobbly Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	unsweetened candy skeleton	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	blinking Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	tumbling pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	miniature rotten spinning mirror pulsating pumpkin pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	acceptable special pumpkin beer	4	good	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	ionized pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	hale shin gourds of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	rock-hard Herculean Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	tumbling pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	mirror Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	upside-down wobbly ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	blinking Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	huge yellow Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	lime green Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	huge cyan Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	upside-down Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	spoiled CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	huge normal CRIMBCOLOAF	7	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	rotten circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	vibrating plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	jittery wholesome plastic fax machine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	upside-down plastic hobo elf of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	greedy plastic Mr. Mination	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	narrow scorching plastic Best Game Ever	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	squat robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	blue robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	ghostly robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	tumbling robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	rotten twirling triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	huge moldy square CRIMBCOOKIE	7	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	lime green pulsating rosy-cheeked quilted Socratic bindlestocking	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	bouncing Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	upside-down The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	lime green greedy stiffened Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	scorching Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	blinking lion tamer's coward's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	family-friendly crafty Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	upside-down sage Uncle Hobo's belt of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	ionized improved purple ghostly chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	groovy gift-a-pult	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	altered quadruple-pickled spinning holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	skewed fortified CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	spinning CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	maroon blurry CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	tumbling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	fuchsia deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	padded forbidden extremely unsafe paperclip-on tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	avaricious Jack Frost's paperclip pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	coward's electrified clever paperclip turban	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	bouncing skewed rosy-cheeked paperclip cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	shaking mirror gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	quadruple-activated twirling chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	flattened chilled bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	double-electrified denatured incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	diffused chilled narrow olive myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	bouncing CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	aged weak mirror CRIMBCO wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	bland toe jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	adequate huge traffic jam toast	9	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	spoiled miniature space jam toast	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	corrupted pickled bouncing motivational poster	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	blinking green bouncing sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	pulsating bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	twirling mirror slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	moldy festive sausage	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	massive stale wobbly bouncing holiday cheese log	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	Jeselnik's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	squat Lo Pan's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	spinning huge BGE pocket calendar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	shaking Herculean BGE plastic toy	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	stapler bear of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	beefcake's adhesive tape dolly	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	smartaleck's scissor duck	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	purple coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	tumbling Tesla Seven Loco of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	Van der Graaf Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	upside-down bouncing cool Loathing Legion moondial	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	red grievous Loathing Legion necktie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	blue wicked Loathing Legion knife	0		Spell Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	Loathing Legion corkscrew of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	upside-down supercharged Loathing Legion can opener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	zippy auspicious Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	auspicious Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	maroon extremely unsafe Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	ghostly Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	gray Loathing Legion defibrillator of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	mirror inspector's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	wobbly stylish Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	lime green wicked Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Spell Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	mirror cyan lightning-fast Loathing Legion abacus	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	greasy Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	blinking Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	green Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	mansplainer's Loathing Legion hammer	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	squat time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	rotten jittery Knob jelly donut	3	crappy	
4942	blurry Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	fuchsia skewed Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	concentrated alkaline pulsating weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 40
4950	vacuum-sealed purple abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 29
4951	teal squat frosty flimsy clipboard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4952	irradiated wet aerosolized upside-down baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 67
4953	whalebone corset of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
4954	energetic oven mitts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4955	normal tiny bouncing overcookie	1	good	
4956	bland purple philosopher's scone	4	decent	
4957	quadruple-corrupted half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 59
4958	chaotic Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4959	spoiled red Knob nuts	4	crappy	
4960	acceptable watered-down Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	good	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	Usain Bolt's auspicious mysterious lapel pin	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4963	maroon state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	maroon Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	mirror Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	wobbly Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	ghostly Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	jittery mirror Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	blinking Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	tumbling Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	yellow skewed Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	jittery Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	jittery Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	fuchsia Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	lime green Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	mirror jittery Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	mirror Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	card sleeve of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	narrow evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	stale huge wasabi pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	stale narrow tobiko pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	bite-sized bland jittery natto pocky	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	watered-down bad wasabi-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	smooth tobiko-infused sake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	tolerable natto-infused sake	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	dry dry shaking wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	alkaline ghostly tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	diffused natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	blue Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	dry alkaline elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	hand-crafted fortified marshmallow flamb&eacute;	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	hand-crafted cranberry schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	acceptable breaded beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	bad wobbly soy cordial	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	wobbly knitted scandalous astral bludgeon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
5029	chilly astral shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5
5030	razor-sharp experienced slick astral chapeau	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	bouncing Van der Graaf grievous astral bracer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5032	jittery lard-coated energetic Newton's astral longbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5033	tumbling nippy weightlifter's astral shorts of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	miser's reassuring astral mace of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10
5035	tumbling wholesome hardened boxer's astral trousers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	occult Sinatra's astral ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25
5037	upside-down tumbling dog trainer's astral statuette of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
5038	tumbling perfumed thinker's astral pistol of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5
5039	resourceful stylish astral mask	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	fireproof coward's hardened astral shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3
5042	baleful astral belt of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
5043	stale big astral hot dog	5	???	
5044	delicious astral pilsner	4	???	
5045	twirling astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	skewed astral six-pack	0		
5047	tumbling Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	jittery Tesla veiny double-ice cap of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	squat energetic sinister beefy double-ice box	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	studded deadly sage double-ice britches	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	narrow handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	upside-down Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	cyan best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	ionized irradiated Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	tarnished diffused Red Pill	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	shaking squat boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	shaking shaking voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	gigantic rotten spinning spaghetti con calaveras	6	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	moldy mirror popcorn	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	tiny rotten chaos popcorn	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	dog trainer's Fonzie's hole of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	narrow innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	tasty s'more	0	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	drinkable boozy Russian Ice	5	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	blurry clay ashtray of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	lanyard of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	wool monster pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	unsweetened diffused cyan Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	mirror knitted Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	sharpshooter's crutch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	clever shock belt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	energized Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rubber band gun of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	skewed narrow savvy pin-stripe slacks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	red gloves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	alkaline magnetized yellow correction fluid	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	lion tamer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	shaking padded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	sinister Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	prompt Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	fuchsia Samson's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	brawny Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	fortified Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	coward's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	zippy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	narrow Tesla Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	blinking auspicious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	miser's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	tumbling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	anodized mirror willyweed	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	quadruple-liquefied quantum Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	electrified modified fish juice box	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	fancy acceptable spirit-forward Jeppson's Malort	5	good	Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	stress ball of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Annie Oakley's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	bouncing My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	gray packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	red ghostly hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	shaking bird brain	0		
5119	skewed busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	auspicious aromatic sage Admiral's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	Tesla therapeutic boxer's aviator's cap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	friendly mirrored aviator shades of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	green Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	green Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	twirling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	ionized colloidal squat Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	small normal elven hardtack	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	tolerable jittery upside-down elven squeeze	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	twirling E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	twisted gray astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	twirling moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	polarized modified honeypot	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 66
5146	normal mirror wild honey pie	4	good	
5147	extra-dry delicious honey mead	5	awesome	
5148	manspreader's wizardly honey dipper of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10
5149	honeybritches of extreme caution of horror of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	wobbly dog trainer's healthy Fonzie's honeycap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	gray chaotic Moonthril Circlet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	Moonthril Greaves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Moonthril Flamberge of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	purple Moonthril Longbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	huge sage Moonthril Cuirass	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	spinning gray veiny plush alielf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	magnetized wobbly Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	plush dogcat of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	plush hamsterpus of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	quilted plush alien hamsterpus	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	groovy plush mutated alielf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	wobbly wicked plush mutated alielephant of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	yellow stiffened girl	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	upside-down olive top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	pulsating synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	chilled extra-wet squat transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted purple spinning Saison du Lune	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	tolerable weak Moonthril Schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	drinkable weak skewed Wrecked Generator	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	rotten Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	stale lime green bouncing Crepes a la Lune	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	bland bouncing huge Moon Pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	tarnished flattened jittery Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	quadruple-moist Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	pressed jittery 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	spinning Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	shaking pulsating Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	quantum extra-colloidal quantum blinking honey stick	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 34
5189	flattened improved double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	Rosewater's Operation Patriot Shield of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	mirror twirling squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	flattened magnetized deionized corrupted data	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	jittery Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	slick Great S-Cape	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Marvelous Unitard of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	pickled wobbly gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	boiled blinking beastly paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	modified narrow blurry paste	1	decent	Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	mixed blue tumbling jittery ectoplasmic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	boiled greasy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dried twirling bug paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	pickled upside-down hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	denatured orc paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	altered blinking demonic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	mixed pulsating indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	compressed maroon paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	diluted skewed twirling goblin paste	1	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	compressed pirate paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	twisted wobbly ghostly chlorophyll paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	compressed gray paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	compressed Mer-kin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	compressed twirling slimy paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	denatured penguin paste	1	good	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	twisted squat elemental paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	distilled cosmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	pickled squat tumbling hobo paste	1	good	Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	mixed Crimbo paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	yellow Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	spoiled olive Ur-Donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	mirror The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	cyan box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	watered-down hand-crafted bucket of wine	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	rotten ultrafondue	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	tumbling crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	wobbly box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	purple shining halo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	brainy furry halo	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	rosy-cheeked frosty halo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	drinkable Lumineux Limnio	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	extra-dry acceptable Morto Moreto	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	bad watered-down Temps Tempranillo	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	strong lousy upside-down Bordeaux Marteaux	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	irresponsibly strong lousy Fromage Pinotage	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	extra-dry tolerable Beignet Milgranet	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	artisanal jittery Muschat	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	toothsome jumbo green cool jelly donut	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	super-sized bland shrapnel jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	stale small occult jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	stale pulsating thyme jelly donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	stale danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	decent smashed danish	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	moldy forbidden danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	half-sized bland wobbly cool cat claw	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	miniature adequate blunt cat claw	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	decent special ghostly shadowy cat claw	3	good	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	tasty cheezburger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	bite-sized stale green toasted brie	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	Vulcanized potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	pressed too legit potion	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	frozen squat Bright Water	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	diffused cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	Vulcanized graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	nitrogenated pulsating cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	ionized tumbling potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	warmed extra-nitrogenated shaking potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	frozen potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	activated potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	activated oxidized potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	narrow bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	teal broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	blurry purple noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	lime green resourceful hammerus	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	blunt icepick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	tumbling aromatic fluorescent lightbulb	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	curative brawny blammer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	sizzling clock-cleaning hammer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	frightening broken clock	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	lime green wool dethklok	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	executive glacial clock	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	twirling Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	shaking d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	mirror d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	wobbly kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	spinning newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	shaking dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	stale super-sized blinking phish stick	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	ghostly padded groovy plastic vampire fangs of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	baleful Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	wool Temple Grandin's dance instructor's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	quilted Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	curative Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	fuchsia Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	colloidal ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	concentrated dry tumbling necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	double-anodized irradiated bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	boiled denatured mirror whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	enhanced pressed shaking press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	anodized enhanced Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	cold-filtered Vulcanized quadruple-alkaline red Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	denatured skewed Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	tarnished quantum magnetized Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	boiled quadruple-unsweetened Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	lousy high-proof Ecto-Cooler	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	irresponsibly strong mediocre Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	perfectly mixed watered-down Blood Light	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	artisanal boozy Silver Bullet beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	lousy Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	super-nitrogenated irradiated triple-activated sorority brain	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	cold-filtered Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	flattened aerosolized quadruple-flattened fuchsia drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	jittery throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	blinking personal trainer's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	smelly MacGyver's BRAINS shorts	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	careful Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	jittery forbidden scrunchie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	sizzling Sinatra's extremely skinny jeans	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	skewed healthy Sinatra's The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	vibrating The Necbromancer's Stein of the sewer of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	jittery double-paned smelly Annie Oakley's The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	avaricious sizzling forbidden The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	delicious The Cooler Out of Space	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	blurry The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	alkaline mirror blurry Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	wobbly jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	mirror Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	mirror A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	mirror CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	avaricious KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	twirling boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	red scandalous plastic trollipop	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	mirror careful plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	wizardly plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	up-at-dawn plastic colollilossus	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	scorching arcane researcher's plastic Big Candy	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	pulsating The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	modified wobbly groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	lime green bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	blue pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ridiculous belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	prompt ridiculous earring	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ridiculous sunglasses of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	spoiled ridiculous sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	bad weak ridiculous cocktail	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	groovy zombie monkey necklace of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	blinking scrap of paper	0		
5394	red sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	Vulcanized boiled blurry peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	toothsome peppermint patty	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	shaking peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	wobbly peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	lightning-fast candy cane	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	skewed Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	fireproof hale cane-mail shirt of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	spinning gravedigger's rosy-cheeked cane-mail pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	bad green Vodka Matryoshka	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	bad watered-down Gin Mint	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	bad watered-down twirling Tequiz Navidad	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	watered-down perfectly mixed Mint Yulep	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	boozy bad Crimbojito	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	mediocre Sangria de Menthe	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	dry ghostly licorice root	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	extra-ionized wet banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	oxidized red tumbling pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	warmed blurry spinning spinning lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	energized kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	wet electrified red strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	executive bananarama bangle	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	pair of pearidot earrings of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	shaking blinking tourmalime tourniquet	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	spinning cool kumquartz ring	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	hardened strawberyl necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	green healthy sucker bucket of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	Annie Oakley's sucker hakama	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	purple sucker kabuto of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	blinking maroon sucker tachi of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	cyan sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	blurry green cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	spinning raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	polymerized galvanized yellow fudge lily	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	lime green superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	deionized fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fuchsia fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	moldy fudgesicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	pulsating The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	red miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	diffused devilish folio	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	twirling ghostly vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	wobbly gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	corrupted huge lime green Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	massive delicious fudge bunny	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	spinning tumbling fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	nasty scorching Newton's fudgecycle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	tumbling fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	nitrogenated diffused jittery tumbling olive resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	polarized yellow resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	chilled pickled resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	unsweetened chilled upside-down resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	double-cold-filtered polymerized wobbly resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	extra-energized narrow skewed resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	pressed twirling resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	deionized polarized huge resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	non-wet twirling resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	upside-down gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	double-frozen gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	ionized dry blinking gummi snake	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	triple-polarized oxidized upside-down gummi canary	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	tasty miniature gummi bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	bland snack-sized mirror gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	rotten gummi bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	half-sized tasty drunki-bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	snack-sized tasty drunki-bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	moldy drunki-bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	slick gummi bowtie	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	lard-coated fudge pocket square	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	stylish lollipop cufflinks	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	mirror tumbling blue shaking ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	super-chilled aerosolized narrow gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	double-cold-filtered wobbly huge gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	aerosolized concentrated cold-filtered gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	squat all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	purple flame-retardant Big Candy's tophat of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	twirling Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	blurry Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	squat blessed box	0		
5505	shaking pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	normal jerky coins	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	hand-crafted Go-Wassail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	super-galvanized enhanced Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	irradiated bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	chilled colloidal spinning wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	wobbly Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	spinning twirling pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	red pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	twirling pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	squat pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	twirling pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	jittery pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	electrified Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	decent lime green berries of suffering	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	quantum spinning baobab sap	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	enhanced dry spinning Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	tolerable weak pulsating Barulio's bottle	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	denatured flattened super-altered Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	upside-down half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	huge glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	deionized warmed teal desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	purple Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	greedy forbidden Leapin' Trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20
5544	watered-down artisanal eggnog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	normal hamhock	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	teal narrow The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	olive Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	horrifying Trusty	0		Spooky Damage: +25
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	extra-polarized fireclutch	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 44
5556	dog trainer's strapping Rain-Doh wings	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	shaking dance instructor's Rain-Doh laser gun of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	Oprah's Rain-Doh lantern of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	jittery Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	banded smartaleck's Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	pulsating Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	tasty PB&BP	4	awesome	
5566	delicious club sandwich	3	awesome	
5567	super-sized yummy corned-beef Reuben	5	awesome	
5568	twirling frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	spinning loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	lime green Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Drac & Tan	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic ghostly Transylvania Sling	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	fortified drinkable Shot of the Living Dead	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	hand-crafted weak Buttery Knob	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	perfectly mixed Slippery Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	boozy artisanal lime green Flaming Knob	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	weak hand-crafted huge Grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	acceptable fortified blue Locust	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	drinkable Plague of Locusts	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	drinkable irresponsibly strong Red Dwarf	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	triple-distilled acceptable Golden Mean	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	hand-crafted Green Giant	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	bad practically non-alcoholic Aye Aye	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	tolerable blinking upside-down Aye Aye, Captain	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	watered-down hand-crafted blurry Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	extra-dry bad enchanted Humanitini	5	decent	Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	smooth weak More Humanitini than Humanitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	hand-crafted weak Oh, the Humanitini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	delicious watered-down Great Older Fashioned	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	artisanal watered-down Fuzzy Tentacle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	delicious Crazymaker	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	drinkable jittery Zoodriver	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	irresponsibly strong drinkable Sloe Comfortable Zoo	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	hand-crafted olive Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	artisanal Suffering Sinner	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	aged practically non-alcoholic upside-down Suppurating Sinner	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	enchanted hand-crafted Sizzling Sinner	3	EPIC	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	tolerable olive Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	watered-down artisanal Earth and Firewater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	smooth irresponsibly strong Earth, Wind and Firewater	8	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	practically non-alcoholic delicious Slimosa	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	hand-crafted special irresponsibly strong Extra-slimy Slimosa	10	EPIC	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	weak lousy Slimebite	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	watered-down lousy ghostly Cement Mixer	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	bad Jackhammer	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	mediocre Dump Truck	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	aged Fauna Libre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Chakra Libre	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	perfectly mixed watered-down enchanted Aura Libre	2	EPIC	Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	lousy Sazerorc	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	special irresponsibly strong acceptable skewed Sazuruk-hai	6	good	Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	artisanal Flaming Sazerorc	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	drinkable mirror Green Velvet	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	bad squat Green Muslin	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	lousy Green Burlap	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	artisanal Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	hand-crafted Moonshine Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	hand-crafted Flaming Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	mediocre weak Drunken Philosopher	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	bad weak Drunken Neurologist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	hand-crafted Drunken Astrophysicist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	mediocre Dark & Starry	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	hand-crafted Black Hole	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	drinkable pulsating Event Horizon	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Herring Daiquiri	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	weak acceptable Herring Wallbanger	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	drinkable Herringtini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	perfectly mixed boozy Lollipop Drop	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	delicious bouncing Candy Alexander	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	watered-down artisanal Candicaine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	artisanal weak spinning red Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Flying Caipiranha	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	perfectly mixed lime green Flaming Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	artisanal shaking huge Punchplanter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Doublepunchplanter	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	lousy Haymaker	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	snack-sized normal fungus	2	good	
5642	wobbly poisoned dart	0		
5643	energized green stone wool	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
5644	lime green stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	twirling lime green calendar fragment	0		
5647	cyan frosty calendar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
5648	bouncing perfumed slick Boris's Helm	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	greedy staph of homophones	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Alters Page Text
5650	nippy Tesla Boris's Helm (askew) of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	spinning mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	normal nailswurst	4	good	
5655	spirit-forward artisanal used beer	5	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	jittery fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	toasty insulting hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	Van der Graaf offensive moustache	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
5661	grievous hairshirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	narrow microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	spinning How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	shaking How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	red puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	ghostly club	0		
5670	normal fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	good	
5671	bad distilled slap and slap again	5	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	denatured shaking watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	banded Ze&trade; goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	wobbly soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	Tesla groovy stylish swimsuit	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	normal gigantic P.B.L.T.	8	good	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	wobbly BURT	0		
5684	squat handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	ghostly bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	shaking quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	skewed bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	arcane researcher's UV monocular	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	spinning pacification grenade	0		
5692	upside-down strapping quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Muscle: +5
5693	Jack Frost's phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5694	ghostly Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	scandalous bugbear detector	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	greasy The Lost Glasses of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	huge wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	pulsating quilted wax hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	blurry baleful smooth wax pants	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	shaking FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	double-liquefied enhanced twirling drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	green greedy quilted fireman's helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	shaking green hale fire axe	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	huge teal lard-coated scorching fire extinguisher of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	pulsating Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	flavorless FDKOL hotcakes	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	squat hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	rotten fiery wing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	fuchsia wobbly electrified cool wings of fire	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	narrow upside-down scandalous FDKOL fire hose	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	concentrated bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	zippy resourceful hot daub bun	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	resourceful therapeutic hot daub stand	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	friendly Sinatra's foot-long hot daub	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	special thick stale angst burger	5	decent	Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 20
5731	bad 5-hour acrimony	4	decent	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	bland tumbling forbidden sausage	3	decent	
5735	knitted Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	warmed pickled Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 24
5737	cold-filtered adjusted daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	stylish Camp Scout backpack	0		Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	maroon CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	spoiled bag of GORP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	practically non-alcoholic drinkable water purification pills	1	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	lousy practically non-alcoholic CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	stale enchanted lime green wobbly bag of GORF	4	decent	Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	stale blurry maroon bag of QWOP	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	frozen lime green CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	watered-down bad CSA cheerfulness ration	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	blinking Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	adequate crappy brain	3	good	
5753	snack-sized toothsome decent brain	2	awesome	
5754	half-sized stale good brain	2	decent	
5755	rotten boss brain	3	crappy	
5756	jumbo spoiled bouncing hunter brain	5	crappy	
5758	executive hardy savvy Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	cool staff of the empath	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +5
5760	sharpshooter's resourceful staff of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10
5761	gravedigger's padded Staff of the Scummy Sink of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	green Superhero Reboots of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5764	forbidden dance instructor's fuzzy busby	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	electrified fuzzy earmuffs of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	ghostly prompt extremely unsafe fuzzy montera of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	blurry gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	huge fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	family-friendly toasty Barney's rake	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
5778	rotten squat idiot brain	3	crappy	
5779	keel-haulin' knife of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
5780	double-paned ice cream scoop	0		Cold Resistance: +5
5781	bad soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	decent	
5782	skewed morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	purple messy butt joint	0		
5788	ghostly smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	red box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	family-friendly lion tamer's right bear arm	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	skewed blurry Jack Frost's grievous left bear arm of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	up-at-dawn Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Adventures: +5
5794	cold-filtered energized spinning Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 12
5795	deionized Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 67
5796	nitrogenated huge Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 66
5797	enhanced irradiated yellow Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 55
5798	chilled quantum Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 23
5799	cold-filtered huge eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 11
5800	aerosolized anodized pickled Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 44
5801	alkaline Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 34
5802	ionized energized squat yellow perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 13
5803	galvanized corrupted purple White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 63
5804	moist olive Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 43
5805	flattened breath mint	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 58
5806	deionized muesli	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 37
5807	polymerized huge glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 68
5808	energized extra-oxidized denatured upside-down glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 22
5809	non-polymerized skewed Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 12
5810	dry blurry Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 24
5811	polymerized vacuum-sealed tumbling tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 58
5812	quantum twirling skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 25
5813	ionized galvanized smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 65
5814	triple-galvanized super-oxidized blob of acid	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 17
5815	adjusted extra-activated double-chilled gray shaking flayed mind	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 19
5816	colloidal boiled skewed blurry gray kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 37
5817	polymerized forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 22
5818	tarnished olive skewed Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 31
5819	boiled deionized altered narrow cyan blinking gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 47
5820	frozen olive ghostly bull blubber	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 39
5821	denatured extra-vacuum-sealed super-improved blinking blinking teal frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 69
5822	cold-filtered wet blurry gazely stare	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 45
5823	polymerized tumbling canopic jar	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 52
5824	modified alkaline clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 62
5825	tarnished quantum purple pulsating Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 39
5826	quadruple-vacuum-sealed zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 54
5827	moist adjusted lime green skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 24
5828	double-liquefied unsweetened unsweetened gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 27
5829	altered janglin' bones	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 50
5830	Vulcanized triple-magnetized enhanced tumbling pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 59
5831	vacuum-sealed pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 12
5832	dry boiled wobbly secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 53
5833	super-cold-filtered brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 25
5834	polymerized nitrogenated holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 35
5835	irradiated scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 13
5836	cold-filtered embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 66
5837	quantum Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 12
5838	galvanized moist squat Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 20
5839	flattened ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 32
5840	enhanced huge jittery Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 30
5841	quantum maroon blinking A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 45
5842	dry tarnished upside-down toothbrush	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 57
5843	non-Vulcanized tumbling pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 20
5844	moist pickled una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 36
5845	alkaline compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 12
5846	modified salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 60
5847	oxidized double-chilled unholy water	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 31
5848	unsweetened Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 30
5849	non-chilled adjusted handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 34
5850	quadruple-deionized huge space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 39
5851	diffused adjusted mirror temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 47
5852	improved activated cyan oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 36
5853	moist magnetized modified twirling stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 34
5854	anodized ionized blurry purple BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 56
5855	galvanized tarnished pulsating Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 52
5856	concentrated super-vacuum-sealed Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 60
5857	boiled ionized purple grey cube	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 21
5858	aerosolized votive candle	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 21
5859	double-cold-filtered altered non-deionized ghostly mirror booby trap	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 65
5860	ionized denatured Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 47
5861	nitrogenated bouncing good ash	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 21
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	shaking Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	extra-corrupted papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	corrupted ionized triple-adjusted papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	ionized electrified papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	censurious papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	crafty Sinatra's papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	papier-masque of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	tumbling toasty vibrating papier-mitre	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	frightening papier-m&acirc;churidars of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	bouncing papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	scorching Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Hot Damage: +25
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	red packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	scandalous lion tamer's skeleton skis of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	spoiled skeleton quiche	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	pulsating skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	perfumed friendly Bonestabber of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	artisanal fancy crystal skeleton vodka	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	twirling Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	cool auxiliary backbone	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	gray blinking ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	electrified that gum you like	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 62
5893	green dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	squat Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	twisted green Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	mirror jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	pulsating pulsating jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	upside-down jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	wobbly pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	resourceful wedding ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	green flame-wreathed Solstice Shield of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
5913	alkaline chilled wobbly candy sushi set	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	colloidal dry sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	improved magnetized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	vacuum-sealed sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	extra-cold-filtered pressed gray cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	upside-down spinning Fonzie's plastic animelf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	blurry skewed smelly plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	upside-down Tesla plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	slick plastic MechaElf	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	yellow electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	mirror spinning BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	blinking huge brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	narrow bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	huge jittery extremely unsafe slick plastic four-shadowed mime of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	yellow experienced stylish plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	cyan Usain Bolt's ribald plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	nasty plastic Lord Flameface of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	plastic Beebee King of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	shaking dance instructor's plastic Queen Bee	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	ghostly narrow sage plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	Jeselnik's plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	jittery pulsating plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	squat plastic spiderbugbear of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	rock-hard plastic peacannon	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	plastic the Free Man of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	beefy plastic fire servant	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	plastic mumblebee of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	censurious plastic moneybee	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	hale plastic beebee gunners	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	jittery squat curative plastic beebee queue	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	squat plastic buzzerker of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	hardened plastic bee swarm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	green nippy plastic batbugbear	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	blinking yellow ghostly Jack Frost's plastic bugaboo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	Fonzie's plastic ops bugbear	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	toasty plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	plastic cavebugbear of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	ghostly wizardly plastic Norville Rogers	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	smartaleck's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	sinister plastic angry space marine	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	Sinatra's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	fuchsia brainy plastic Father McGruber	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	nippy plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	green plastic blazing bat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	ghostly electrified beefcake's electronic dulcimer pants	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	teal dangerous savvy Frown Exerciser	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	upside-down soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	huge soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	squat soul mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
5971	bouncing record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	lime green huge record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	wholesome silent beret of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	toothsome slice of pizza	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	drinkable weak skewed pulsating tankard of ale	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	red Da Vinci's smartaleck's cloth cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	skewed ribald cool iron dagger of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	bland jumbo hamburger	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	fuchsia huge wobbly dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	pulsating potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	jittery cyan potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	practically non-alcoholic smooth bottle of wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	twirling wool iron helmet of wisdom of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	veiny wizardly steel sword of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	bland whole roasted chicken	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	upside-down massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	lousy shining goblet	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	crown of wisdom of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	upside-down flame-retardant smelly sword of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	nippy crafty Helm of the Scream Emperor of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	skewed aromatic healthy Cloak of Dire Shadows of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	miser's reassuring stiffened Sword of Dark Omens	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	miser's censurious Newton's Shield of Icy Fate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	supercharged vibrating Greaves of the Murk Lord of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: 40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	Jack Frost's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the brazier of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	narrow perfumed resourceful Boots of Twilight Whispers of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	green Jim Carey's vibrating therapeutic Belt of Howling Anger	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	ghostly logging hatchet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6011	mirror stylish orc wrist	0		Moxie: +25
6012	dance instructor's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6013	razor-sharp orcish stud-finder of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100
6014	stiffened screwing pooch	0		Damage Reduction: 1
6015	aerosolized magnetized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 37
6016	frozen blurry orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 43
6017	nitrogenated activated upside-down orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 63
6018	strong tolerable backwoods screwdriver	5	good	
6019	perfumed loadstone	0		Stench Resistance: +5
6020	reassuring vibrating Claybender glasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6021	supercharged therapeutic Duskwalker fangs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	upside-down rosewater-soaked cool Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	Annie Oakley's Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
6025	improved maroon bouncing Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 16
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	spinning Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	teal Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	dress pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	baleful badge of authority	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6032	narrow horrifying supercool motorcycle boots	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
6033	Sherlock's Herculean stolen necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25
6034	razor-sharp Fonzie's troll britches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	ionized improved squat olive vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 50
6036	lousy artisanal limoncello	3	decent	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	spoiled incredible pizza	3	crappy	
6039	coward's boxer's oil cap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	nippy oil lamp of courage	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
6041	brainy oil slacks	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	deadly oil pan	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6043	teal boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	pulsating BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	dangerous thinker's Misty Cloak	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10
6048	blinking Usain Bolt's Misty Robe of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80
6049	stiffened Samson's stylish Misty Cape	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	pulsating Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	stale jumbo tumbling Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	drinkable weak Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	colloidal super-moist wet yellow wobbly bouncing Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	censurious banded Meatcleaver	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	blinking Crimbo Elf bobble-head of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	twirling Jack Frost's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	sizzling Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	dangerous Crimbo tree flocker	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	gray ruddy Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	wool Samson's Truthsayer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	electrified haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	improved magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	dry ghostly 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	drinkable McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	decent green haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	ghostly red home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	upside-down school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	tumbling chaotic haggis socks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	skewed actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	tumbling Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	lime green shaking magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	inspector's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	avaricious Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	Microplushie: Bropane of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	tumbling chaotic Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	padded Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	fireproof Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	gray Microplushie: Hobomosome of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	purple upside-down Fonzie's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	lightning-fast Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	spinning electrified Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	clever Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	yellow blurry Thinknerd T-Shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	twirling pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	skewed homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	tumbling homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	bouncing Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	purple Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	deadly Ginsu&trade; of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	fuchsia bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	yellow zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	spinning zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	mirror bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	hand-crafted Chinese beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	pulsating furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	energized polymerized deionized gray twirling bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	Jack Frost's electrified novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	twirling furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	wool makeshift yakuza mask	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	narrow toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	mirror battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	White Dragon Fang of vim and vigor of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	Da Vinci's butterfly knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	weighted paperclip chain of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	auspicious rubber gloves	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	squat maroon wobbly shaking triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	bland roasted duck	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	tiny bland dead meat bun	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	lime green narrow smartaleck's cat collar	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	huge sinister thinker's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	huge huge Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	squat tumbling Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	blinking carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	huge flavorless blurry red carrot cake	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	tolerable practically non-alcoholic carrot claret	1	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	dried upside-down narrow teal carrot juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	miser's Byte of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	toasty anger blaster	0		Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	doubt cannon of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	green nasty fear condenser	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	jittery Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	wobbly prompt commodore's hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	huge naval trousers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	wicked weightlifter's deck cannon	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	razor-sharp ornamental sextant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	gravedigger's Bloodbath of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	tolerable enchanted Hundred Headed IPA	3	good	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	decent diet chum	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	anodized boiled green crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 44
6172	adjusted frozen candy crayons	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	padded pixel grappling hook of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20
6174	squat GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	green cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	aromatic Jarlsberg's hat of terror of bravery	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
6185	toothsome miniature tumbling consummate hard-boiled egg	2	awesome	
6186	rotten jumbo consummate fried egg	5	crappy	
6187	bland consummate egg salad	4	decent	
6188	decent half-sized spinning consummate bagel	2	good	
6189	adequate consummate sliced bread	4	good	
6190	normal consummate hot dog bun	3	good	
6191	bite-sized delicious consummate brownie	1	awesome	
6192	decent consummate toast	3	good	
6193	artisanal triple-distilled narrow passable stout	7	EPIC	
6194	rotten bite-sized consummate soup	1	crappy	
6195	adequate consummate corn chips	4	good	
6196	normal jittery consummate salad	3	good	
6197	decent consummate salsa	3	good	
6198	tiny spoiled twirling consummate sauerkraut	1	crappy	
6199	snack-sized flavorless fancy consummate cheese slice	2	decent	Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 10
6200	decent gigantic upside-down consummate melted cheese	10	good	
6201	spoiled consummate bacon	4	crappy	
6202	adequate consummate meatloaf	3	good	
6203	bland huge consummate steak	3	decent	
6204	flavorless consummate cuts	4	decent	
6205	spoiled consummate frankfurter	3	crappy	
6206	special decent consummate french fries	4	good	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
6207	small toothsome mirror consummate baked potato	2	awesome	
6208	hand-crafted enchanted high-proof maroon acceptable vodka	10	EPIC	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 45
6209	rotten half-sized narrow consummate ice cream	2	crappy	
6210	rotten consummate whipped cream	3	crappy	
6211	flavorless wobbly consummate cream	3	decent	
6212	immense spoiled consummate strawberries	8	crappy	
6213	half-sized decent consummate sorbet	2	good	
6214	fancy aged adequate rum	3	awesome	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 30
6215	spirit-forward artisanal ghostly mediocre lager	5	EPIC	
6216	tasty thick enchanted immaculate grilled cheese	5	awesome	Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 5
6217	rotten immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	crappy	
6218	super-sized flavorless immaculate hot dog	5	decent	
6219	rotten immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	crappy	
6220	rotten perfect sandwich	3	crappy	
6221	tasty fuchsia perfect chef salad	4	awesome	
6222	spoiled perfect breakfast	3	crappy	
6223	bland small blinking sublime deluxe hot dog	2	decent	
6224	adequate sublime stew	3	good	
6225	toothsome sublime nachos	3	awesome	
6226	half-sized spoiled Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	crappy	
6227	yummy jumbo special cyan Loaded Baked Potato	5	awesome	Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 5
6228	gigantic rotten twirling Omega Sundae	9	crappy	
6229	drinkable Das Sauerlager	4	good	
6230	hand-crafted huge Bologna Lambic	3	EPIC	
6231	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Vodka Dog	9	EPIC	
6232	acceptable mirror Disappointed Russian	4	good	
6233	weak delicious Chunky Mary	2	awesome	
6234	artisanal Nachojito	3	EPIC	
6235	acceptable teal Le Roi	4	good	
6236	tolerable fancy bouncing pulsating Over Easy Rider	4	good	Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 35
6237	blurry cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	non-pressed irradiated shaking cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 38
6240	dry triple-ionized maroon Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 60
6241	Vulcanized censored can label	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 51
6242	warmed double-aerosolized ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 63
6243	galvanized the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 38
6244	double-pressed blurry cat's paw	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 32
6245	tarnished ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 58
6246	warmed concentrated red demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 51
6247	moist clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 23
6248	flattened colloidal pulsating gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 15
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	Usain Bolt's family-friendly toasty nippy chaotic rock-hard numberwang	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6251	extra-polymerized scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	adjusted unsweetened blurry scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	twirling Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	cyan pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	Jack Frost's manspreader's electrified Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	greedy careful dance instructor's Rosewater's Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	careful electrified Sinatra's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	up-at-dawn friendly supercool Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	double-paned mansplainer's Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	blue censurious frightening medical-grade Staff of the All-Steak	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	green Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's Staff of Fruit Salad of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	MacGyver's Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	blinking jar of protein powder	0		
6267	moldy grain of protein powder	3	crappy	
6268	tarnished pec oil	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 65
6269	pulsating Van der Graaf gym membership card	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6270	cold-filtered squat Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 43
6271	wobbly massive dumbbell	0		
6272	upside-down fireproof nippy penguin keychain	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
6273	quadruple-vacuum-sealed ghostly O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 30
6274	drinkable high-proof open sauce	9	good	
6275	wholesome personal trainer's turkey leg	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
6276	extra-dry mediocre gray Ye Olde Meade	5	decent	
6277	alkaline Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 20
6278	blinking Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	jittery lightning-fast pewter claymore	0		Initiative: +40
6280	smelly artisanal rice peeler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
6281	special moldy heirloom grape tomato	3	crappy	Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 50
6282	fuchsia chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	blinking jittery brown felt tophat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	dog trainer's steel-toed Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	gray Lo Pan's electrified Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	ghostly fireproof flame-retardant Mark III Steam-Hat of horror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: 4, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	upside-down ghostly perfumed flame-retardant Jim Carey's Oprah's Mark IV Steam-Hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	miser's frosty banded padded grievous Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: 120, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	teal steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	yellow electrified razor-sharp punk rock jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6292	sharpshooter's thinker's safety pin	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
6293	stale stolen sushi	3	decent	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	yellow fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	purple Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	tumbling model airship	0		
6300	triple-alkaline Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 27
6301	wet diffused possibility potion	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 65
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	red up-at-dawn auspicious curative shellacked Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	double-paned flame-wreathed cool beefy Jarlsberg's pan of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	fuchsia Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	flattened warmed warmed twirling celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	polarized quantum celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	moist celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	tarnished oxidized celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	mirror stiffened Uncle Buck	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	blurry mirror olive damp wallet	0		
6314	squat twirling pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	rock-hard strapping SCUBA tank	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Adventure Underwater
6316	mansplainer's deep six-shooter of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +7
6317	quilted groovy sea chaps	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	maroon dangerous sea holster of the dark arts of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6319	colloidal improved double-cold-filtered shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
6320	sinister long-forgotten necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10
6321	blurry pearl	0		
6322	blurry sea lace	0		
6323	lard-coated quilted deadly jam band	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6324	executive steel-toed aquamariner's ring of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6325	sizzling chilly resourceful aquamariner's necklace	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
6326	rosewater-soaked pearl diver's ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6327	shaking upside-down rosewater-soaked pearl diver's necklace of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	blue scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	nasty chaotic experienced cozy scimitar	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Breakable
6333	Annie Oakley's vibrating Staff of the Cozy Fish of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Breakable
6334	narrow executive Rosewater's cozy bazooka of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Breakable
6335	mirror scandalous sea mantle of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
6336	inspector's forbidden sea shawl	0		Item Drop: +15, Spell Damage Percent: 200
6337	Van der Graaf dangerous sea cape	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	greedy muddy pirate hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	Socratic brainy floral-print skirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	flame-retardant personal trainer's spectral axe	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +1
6342	Oprah's super-strong air freshener of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
6343	double-vacuum-sealed wet tumbling Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 64
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	irradiated electrified teal Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 56
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	diffused boiled dry Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 32
6348	razor-sharp Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	spinning careful Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	blurry quilted Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	deadly Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6352	studded Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +50
6353	yellow Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	magnetized colloidal purple huge squat Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 42
6355	unsweetened pressed twirling Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 39
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	yellow Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	Mer-kin begsign of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	altered pickled ionized spinning pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	electrified shaking tumbling pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	triple-unsweetened super-liquefied pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	ionized moist pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	nitrogenated aerosolized extra-activated twirling cyan pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	unsweetened yellow pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	liquefied double-quantum pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	mirror lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	tolerable can of the cheapest beer	4	good	
6372	tolerable bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	good	
6373	drinkable red single swig of vodka	3	good	
6374	twirling angry inch	0		
6375	curative testy toolbox	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	jittery Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	modified dry ph balancer	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 66
6381	super-vacuum-sealed tumbling mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 40
6382	teal nugget of sodium	0		
6383	upside-down root beer	1	awesome	
6384	olive jigsaw blade	0		
6385	squat tumbling wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	blinking squat envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	anodized Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 12
6390	energized quantum Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 29
6391	flattened huge Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 30
6392	pulsating blinking scale-mail underwear of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	dry twirling comb jelly	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 23
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	bouncing glass	0		
6399	adjusted diffused mirror Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 52
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	flattened concentrated squat tear	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 57
6402	adjusted magnetized quadruple-electrified jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 56
6403	irradiated triple-ionized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 42
6404	energized huge violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 56
6405	polymerized worst candy	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 29
6406	electrified fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 56
6407	Van der Graaf therapeutic Pocket Square of Loathing of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bouncing bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	cyan KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	decent enchanted flavorless gruel	4	good	Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 15
6416	tasty mana curds	4	awesome	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	mirror wobbly pencil stub	0		
6419	ionized moth dust	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 68
6420	nitrogenated glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 62
6421	blurry jittery tonic djinn	0		
6422	snack-sized moldy shaking upside-down vampire chowder	2	crappy	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	skewed Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	miniature flavorless squat Dreadsylvanian stew	2	decent	
6427	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian	3	EPIC	
6428	ionized Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 48
6429	triple-wet quadruple-denatured tumbling Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 66
6430	dance instructor's Rosewater's dreadful fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	shaking sharpshooter's dreadful sweater	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	clever dreadful glove	0		Maximum MP: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	squat ghostly Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	ghostly Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	teal Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	Jeselnik's curative smartaleck's Covers-Your-Head	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	quilted baleful dangerous Drapes-You-Regally	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	Usain Bolt's censurious Van der Graaf Warms-Your-Tush	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	Helps-You-Sleep of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Blind
6444	upside-down blue healthy Quiets-Your-Steps of the bloodbag of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
6445	fuchsia wool crafty Protects-Your-Junk	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6446	fancy smooth teal Gets-You-Drunk	4	awesome	Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 50
6447	careful beefcake's Great Wolf's headband of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	family-friendly beefy Great Wolf's left paw of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	pulsating flame-wreathed wholesome banded Great Wolf's right paw	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	Temple Grandin's Samson's Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	hardy extremely unsafe Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	huge Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	cold-filtered non-altered ionized green narrow Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 67
6454	wool Lo Pan's Oprah's zombie mariachi hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	slick zombie accordion of James Dean of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	cyan grievous cool zombie mariachi pants of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	MacGyver's strapping HOA regulation book of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
6458	hardy Fonzie's HOA zombie eyes of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	hale healthy stylish Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	bouncing sinister deadly Mayor Ghost's cloak of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	nippy therapeutic Mayor Ghost's khakis of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	huge rosewater-soaked knitted deadly Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	double-paned Mayor Ghost's sash of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	stale fancy ghost pepper	3	decent	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 30
6469	energetic studded Thunkula's drinking cap of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	mirror miser's energetic Drunkula's cape of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	crafty Drunkula's silky pants of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	fireproof smooth Drunkula's ring of haze of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	wobbly occult Drunkula's wineglass	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6475	drinkable extra-dry jittery bottle of Bloodweiser	5	good	
6476	Fonzie's groovy slick Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	aromatic Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	therapeutic Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	shaking reassuring frosty manspreader's veiny Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: 30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
6480	zippy flame-retardant Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Thorns: 1
6481	zippy Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
6482	executive Lo Pan's Newton's Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
6483	Kool-Aid	1	crappy	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	spinning green bone flour	0		
6486	blue dreadful roast	0		
6487	tumbling stinking agaricus	0		
6488	special rotten immense Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	6	crappy	Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
6489	shaking music box parts	0		
6490	blurry unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	upside-down complicated lock impression	0		
6494	olive replica key	0		
6495	forbidden Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	upside-down eau de mort	0		
6498	practically non-alcoholic fancy acceptable bloody kiwitini	1	good	Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 40
6499	bouncing moon-amber	0		
6500	fuchsia polished moon-amber	0		
6501	spinning occult moon-amber necklace of the cougar of the brazier	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	curative wholesome hangman's hood of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6505	twirling squat skewed family-friendly stanky chaotic ring finger ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	gray cool iron ingot	0		
6508	wobbly gray Da Vinci's cool iron helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	auspicious aromatic cool iron breastplate	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
6510	tumbling frosty wholesome cool iron greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	skewed veiny ghost shawl of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	warm fur of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6514	Samson's snowstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6515	inspector's eerie fetish	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6516	hand-crafted stinkwater	3	super ultra EPIC	
6517	narrow dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	bland thick accidental mutton	5	decent	
6519	hardened drafty drawers of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	executive auspicious wolfskull mask	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	Tesla guts necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6522	scorching therapeutic groping claw	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6523	blurry rosewater-soaked vengeful spirit	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6524	gray skewed resourceful BOOtonniere	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
6525	boiled ghost thread	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 11
6526	pulsating bag of unfinished business of the wise owl of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +7
6527	bouncing yellow up-at-dawn thinker's transparent pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	crafty hothammer	0		Maximum MP: +10
6529	bad Thriller Ice	3	decent	
6530	savvy grandfather watch	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	blue muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	cyan horrifying mansplainer's spyglass	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25
6533	yellow skewed lard-coated vial of hot blood	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6534	ghostly educational remorseless knife	0		Experience: +1
6535	narrow scandalous intimidating coiffure	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	studded stylish cod cape	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80
6537	immense spoiled blood sausage	8	crappy	
6538	deadly frying brainpan of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6539	horrifying beefy ball and chain	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
6540	deadly dry bone	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6541	tailbone shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Thorns: 1
6542	wobbly perfumed tonguebone	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6543	censurious dance instructor's pogo stick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6545	stanky Jim Carey's Socratic weedy skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	skewed resourceful brainy pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	wobbly green cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	ionized cold-filtered skewed phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 44
6557	modified wobbly phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 24
6558	cold-filtered double-vacuum-sealed bouncing phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 12
6559	energized tumbling phial of stench	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 21
6560	altered vacuum-sealed olive phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 46
6561	tumbling ghostly adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mirror mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	rock-hard hand of Mr. Cards	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	immense flavorless Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	10	decent	
6565	tasty half-sized Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	awesome	
6566	moldy Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6567	adequate Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	good	
6568	huge delicious blinking Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	7	awesome	
6569	strong bad Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	5	decent	
6570	mediocre Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	4	decent	
6571	tolerable squat Dreadsylvanian grimlet	4	good	
6572	drinkable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	4	good	
6573	strong mediocre Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	5	decent	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	maroon sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	pulsating Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	educational hot dog wrapper	0		Experience: +1
6585	Socratic stylish debonair deboner	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1
6586	anodized tumbling chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 53
6587	shaking jar of frostigkraut of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Aura: 1
6588	stanky gnawed-up dog bone of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6589	deadly Grey Guanon	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6590	ruddy extremely unsafe Herculean Engorged Sausages and You	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6591	artisanal practically non-alcoholic dream of a dog	1	super ultra mega EPIC	
6592	stanky electrified optimal spreadsheet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	powdered gray epic cluster	1	EPIC	
6596	shaking blue clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	squat clockwork disc	0		
6599	upside-down clockwork hand	0		
6600	bouncing clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	bouncing squat clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	blinking ghostly clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	mirror clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	lime green clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	hand-crafted boozy Cold One	5	???	
6616	bland snack-sized spaghetti breakfast	2	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	shaking twirling fuchsia folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	shaking folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	bouncing twirling folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	jittery folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	squat folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	ghostly folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	bouncing folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	inspector's slide rule of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +15
6649	enhanced cold-filtered tumbling Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 41
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	lime green twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	acceptable shaking stepmom's booze	3	good	
6653	shaking blinking surgical tape	0		
6654	executive band T-shirt	0		Meat Drop: +40
6655	drinkable fountain 'soda'	4	good	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	Newton's pickelhaube of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	polymerized Vulcanized moist jittery hair oil	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
6659	nitrogenated blue scrap	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 62
6660	olive school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	shaking huge hardened Sinatra's Staff of the Lunch Lady of the ox of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -15
6663	cyan blurry universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	chaotic deathchucks of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	upside-down blurry Faraday cage	0		
6669	purple modeling claymore	0		
6670	mirror blinking clay homunculus	0		
6671	modified irradiated sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 17
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	squat yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	narrow stinkbomb	0		
6675	corrupted magnetized huge green superwater	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 16
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Yearbook Club Camera of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	friendly machete	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6680	drinkable weak Cursed Punch	2	good	
6681	weak acceptable gray Bowl of Scorpions	2	good	
6682	lousy Fog Murderer	3	decent	
6683	mirror book of matches	0		
6684	tumbling hale surgical mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	family-friendly head mirror	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	half-size scalpel of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	yellow supercool surgical apron	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	blinking bloodied surgical dungarees of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	squat McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	huge McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	jittery pulsating scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	narrow bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	blinking imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	purple short-handled mop of the brazier of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6705	bland jungle floor wax	3	decent	
6706	maroon tumbling smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	denatured olive colorful toad	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 18
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	shaking lard-coated strapping pygmy briefs	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	red adder	0		
6714	blurry short calculator	0		
6715	electrified ruddy sphygmomanometer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6716	moist wet bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 18
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	purple ribald Socratic compression stocking	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10
6719	jittery avaricious midriff scrubs of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +30
6720	energized chilled skewed pill cup	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 43
6721	blurry ribald horrifying supercharged water bottle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	non-frozen twirling olive pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 69
6723	blinking Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	spoiled exotic jungle fruit	3	crappy	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	upside-down ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	purple funky junk key	0		
6731	gray Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	huge cigar sign	0		
6735	pulsating jittery junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	alkaline ionized extra-magnetized cyan bent scrap	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	jittery eternal car battery	0		
6742	up-at-dawn junk band	0		Adventures: +5
6743	ruddy junk trunks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	red experienced junk-mail shirt	0		Experience: +2
6745	bland pulsating huge junk food	4	decent	
6746	lousy practically non-alcoholic junk yard	1	decent	
6747	yellow miser's swordzall of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +7
6748	arm buzzer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
6749	arcane researcher's boilgun of terror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6750	upside-down Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	teal packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	upside-down handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	blinking artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	practically non-alcoholic artisanal can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	bad jittery can of Drooling Monk	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	bad tumbling can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	strong acceptable bottle of Old Pugilist	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	perfectly mixed extra-dry bottle of Professor Beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	acceptable high-proof bottle of Rapier Witbier	8	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	tolerable bottle of Race Car Red	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	weak artisanal spinning bottle of Greedy Dog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	practically non-alcoholic lousy jittery bottle of Lambada Lambic	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	huge tin beer can	0		
6767	spinning artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	spinning liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	knitted lion tamer's quilted tin tam	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	nitrogenated improved pressed tin cup	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	inspector's electrified stiffened tin foil	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	lightning-fast fireproof deadly tin drum	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	quadruple-deionized foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 37
6777	improved shaking seal sweat	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 11
6778	colloidal quadruple-flattened boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	red studded sealhide shield of bravery of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6781	educational scabrous seal epaulets of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	dog trainer's mansplainer's seal medal of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 35, Experience (familiar): +1
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	ghostly blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	altered yellow squat disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 31
6796	liquefied oxidized disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 29
6797	extra-tarnished squat disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 42
6798	frozen denatured yellow disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 52
6799	polarized modified spinning fuchsia disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 23
6800	aerosolized corrupted disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 33
6801	polarized dry cyan disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 60
6802	denatured skewed disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 15
6803	colloidal dry pulsating disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 68
6804	magnetized improved nitrogenated disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 18
6805	adjusted disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 47
6806	Vulcanized disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 41
6807	Temple Grandin's smooth The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	Temple Grandin's beer-battered accordion	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	Jack Frost's baritone accordion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	Socratic mama's squeezebox	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	green jittery beefy guancertina	0		Muscle: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	toasty accordion file	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	mirror stiffened accord ion	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	frightening bone bandoneon	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	skewed thinker's pentatonic accordion	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	twirling olive reassuring non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	Sherlock's scandalous Accordion of Jordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	strapping autocalliope	0		Muscle: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	bouncing prompt accordionoid rocca	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	ruddy pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	baleful ghost accordion of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	huge peace accordion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	MacGyver's brainy alarm accordion	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	reassuring lard-coated curative All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	narrow forbidden slick KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6828	mediocre blinking discocktail	4	decent	
6829	wobbly asbestos-lined KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Hot Resistance: +5
6830	red razor-sharp Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6831	pickled fuchsia Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 38
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	dry Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 62
6834	moist colloidal box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 42
6835	aerosolized colloidal aerosolized bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 15
6836	liquefied irradiated PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 36
6837	electrified double-flattened mirror blurry Swizzler	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 30
6838	ionized Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 62
6839	polymerized jam	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 38
6840	frozen tarnished blurry Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 29
6841	quantum 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 27
6842	liquefied ghostly vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 58
6843	wet bone bons	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 30
6844	pickled ionized pickled ironic mint	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 18
6845	narrow unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	bouncing killing jar	0		
6848	thinker's security flashlight	0		Mysticality: +10
6849	modified anodized cyan blurry Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 19
6850	studded sturdy cane of doom of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	veiny Bal-musette accordion	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	skewed rosy-cheeked Cajun accordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	boxer's quirky accordion	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	jittery skewed stiffened baleful Skipper's accordion	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	lightning-fast chilly ruddy Pantsgiving of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	thick decent can of sardines	5	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	toothsome blue high-calorie sugar substitute	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	stale enchanted purple pat of butter	4	decent	Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	super-sized spoiled dinner roll	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	enchanted snack-sized normal tumbling mashed potatoes	2	good	Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	rotten small whole turkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	stale deviled egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	alkaline frozen tumbling finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	oxidized dented spoon	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	ionized love note	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	liquefied electrified nail file	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	enhanced tarnished vacuum-sealed candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	non-quantum skewed blue post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	twirling dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	perfumed therapeutic stylish bowl of petunias of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	Jeselnik's Fonzie's experienced power sock of horror	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	vibrating smooth wizardly wool sock of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	lightning-fast resourceful Sinatra's moustache sock of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	vacuum-sealed aerosolized pulsating spirit gum	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	skewed spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	olive spirit blanket	0		
6890	green spirit bed	0		
6891	steel-toed shellacked spirit bell of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 16, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	enhanced spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	energized deionized tumbling gray freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	denatured vacuum-sealed blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	deionized yellow mirror handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	polarized triple-boiled galvanized twirling mirror tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	denatured electrified blurry spinning Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	Rosewater's flask flops of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6903	flattened nuts	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	concentrated triple-warmed ghostly bolts	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	adequate pulsating gingerbread robot	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	huge decent petit 4.1	9	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	half-sized bland nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	lime green pulsating fortified plastic GORM-8	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	wobbly plastic warbear of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	brawny plastic Toybot	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	asbestos-lined plastic warbear fortress	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	mirror censurious horrifying plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	blue warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	red warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	cyan nippy Socratic warbear hoverbelt of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	blinking warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	pickled frozen warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	oxidized twirling warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	extra-warmed warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	moldy massive red warbear feasting bread	6	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	spoiled huge warbear warrior bread	7	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	rotten warbear thermoregulator bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	high-proof lousy bouncing squat warbear feasting mead	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	tolerable warbear bearserker mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	delicious tumbling warbear blizzard mead	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	purple warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	censurious rock-hard warbear plain fedora of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	blue banded warbear feathered fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	huge pulsating up-at-dawn auspicious warbear fedora of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	twirling red deadly smartaleck's beefcake's warbear plain helm	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	healthy warbear spiked helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	asbestos-lined flame-retardant studded warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: 6, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	censurious Oprah's brainy warbear plain ushanka	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	horrifying warbear lined ushanka	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	ghostly scandalous beefcake's warbear heated ushanka of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	wobbly mirror warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	executive shellacked forbidden warbear party pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	skewed therapeutic warbear ceremonial party pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	dangerous warbear high festival pants of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	teal rock-hard warbear battle greaves of the ox of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	avaricious warbear officer greaves	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	nippy lion tamer's brawny warbear bearserker greaves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	maroon reassuring therapeutic weightlifter's warbear johns	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	pulsating Oprah's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	perfumed dangerous warbear johns of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	blurry warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	executive hardened quilted warbear goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	tumbling steel-toed warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	Van der Graaf Da Vinci's warbear polarized goggles of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	Jeselnik's crafty warbear laser bowtie of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	yellow studded warbear plasma bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	prompt careful warbear nuclear bowtie of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	tumbling shellacked stiffened Fonzie's warbear warscarf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 8, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	Sinatra's warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	censurious rosy-cheeked hardened warbear warscarf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	cyan warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	lightning-fast warbear foil hat	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	narrow Usain Bolt's curative warbear oil pan	0		Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	jittery shaking warbear exhaust manifold of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	mirror ghostly warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	olive warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	yellow warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	huge tumbling warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	wobbly warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	shaking warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	sizzling die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	cool die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	blinking strapping die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	reassuring die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	upside-down olive educational die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	banded die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	lime green die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	beefy die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	twirling blurry lime green die-cast factory worker elf of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	sizzling die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	squat flame-wreathed die-cast middle-management elf	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	sinister die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	lion tamer's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	pulsating asbestos-lined die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	shaking huge Temple Grandin's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	mansplainer's occult die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	deadly die-cast turtle mech	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	upside-down die-cast Swiss hen of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	narrow asbestos-lined die-cast killing bird	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	narrow Samson's die-cast ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	pulsating censurious die-cast goose a-laying	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	squat die-cast swarm a-swarming of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	lime green censurious die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	jittery Tesla die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	blurry die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	Usain Bolt's nippy die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	veiny sinister die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	blinking experienced supercool die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	red die-cast Uncle Hobo of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	squat fireproof scorching die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	anodized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	powdered tumbling handful of Smithereens	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	massive flavorless Every Day is Like This Sundae	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	moldy Miserable Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	decent fancy blinking This Charming Flan	3	good	Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	artisanal shaking Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	mediocre Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	artisanal weak red Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	mirror Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	Temple Grandin's banded Work is a Four Letter Sword of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	double-paned beefy Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	upside-down Jim Carey's padded grievous Samson's Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	energetic A Light that Never Goes Out of wisdom of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	prompt zippy gravedigger's Half a Purse of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	narrow inspector's chaotic sinister cool Hairpiece On Fire	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	narrow educational cool wizardly Vicar's Tutu of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	squat steel-toed grievous Rosewater's Hand in Glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	lightning-fast razor-sharp Sinatra's Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	Van der Graaf Ouija Board, Ouija Board of wisdom of horror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	Jack Frost's nippy resourceful Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	sizzling chilly hale Saucepanic	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	wool vibrating dangerous Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	huge wholesome brawny Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	blinking reassuring third-hand lantern	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7031	mirror loose purse strings	0		
7032	snack-sized stale pickled egg	2	decent	
7033	fancy cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 20
7034	upside-down warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	wobbly bouncing warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	narrow warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	unsweetened quadruple-polarized warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	jittery warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	activated energized blinking narrow glass slipper	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	boiled ghostly upside-down antimatter wad	1	decent	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	double-irradiated Vulcanized warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	dry triple-unsweetened energized skewed warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	enhanced warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	squat broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	special decent thick warbear gyro	5	good	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	quadruple-Vulcanized flattened recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	ghostly warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	adequate tumbling breakfast mess	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	special half-sized tasty breakfast miracle	2	awesome	Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	quadruple-ionized Vulcanized cyan spinning Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	blurry praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	compressed grim fairy tale	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	ionized jittery tumbling jittery single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	magnetized diffused single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 34
7069	gray mirror Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	pulsating packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	thick fancy adequate olive snow berries	5	good	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	rotten bite-sized ice harvest	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	dry concentrated pressed spinning teal frost flower	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	diffused snow cleats	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	galvanized cold-filtered liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	enchanted spoiled snow crab	4	crappy	Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	fancy aged Ice Island Long Tea	3	awesome	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	twirling ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	lime green Da Vinci's snow mobile	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	auspicious ice bucket	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	censurious extremely unsafe snow shovel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	steel-toed smartaleck's bod-ice of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	blinking asbestos-lined frosty MacGyver's supercool snow belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	bouncing ribald coward's smooth ice nine of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	upside-down snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	tolerable high-proof En Una Fila Tequila	7	good	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	decent	
7092	ribald warbear dress helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	rosewater-soaked warbear dress bracers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	skewed warbear dress greaves of chilblains of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	upside-down blinking chilly weightlifter's sweatband	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	Herculean gym shorts of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	squat stanky hale ankleweights	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	lion tamer's Lo Pan's wholesome sweat socks of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	blue pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	huge olive Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	dehydrated Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	moist non-anodized powder	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	licorice whip of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	acceptable enchanted snakebite	4	good	Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	maroon upside-down Annie Oakley's Fonzie's candy stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	moldy pecan	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	adequate pecan pie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	green chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	flavorless special wobbly candy mountain oyster	3	decent	Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	mediocre upside-down chocotini	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	therapeutic chocolate rabbit's foot of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	yummy wobbly candy carrot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	super-sized flavorless enchanted candy carrot cake	5	decent	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	bouncing frosty cool carrot-on-a-stick	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	gray weasel stomping pants of Gandalf of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	rotten half-sized mulberry	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	weak lousy mulled berry wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	skewed lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	dangerous lemon party hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	rosy-cheeked lemon shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	bouncing resourceful lemon drop trousers	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	super-adjusted quantum lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	yellow Usain Bolt's gummi sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	ionized small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	rosewater-soaked chocolate cow bone	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	denatured gummi fang	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	small decent bouncing spinning leftover canap&eacute;s	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	strong drinkable magnum of champagne	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	scandalous MacGyver's cow creamer of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	modified electrified Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	skewed ghostly lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	Sinatra's beefy wolf whistle	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	yummy huge witch's bread	9	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	unsweetened polymerized quadruple-wet shaking witch's brew	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	shaking ghostly wicked witch's bra of the blizzard of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	watered-down acceptable mid-level medieval mead	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	anodized quadruple-pressed galvanized shaking R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	diffused blinking hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	cold-filtered extra-dry modified hare brush	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	greedy ruddy hare pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	moldy teal cinnamon cannoli	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	artisanal bouncing blinking expensive champagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	boiled quadruple-anodized concentrated polo trophy	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	teal rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	fuchsia ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	mirror straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	skewed	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	shaking parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	jittery blurry prompt sharpshooter's fire hose of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	tasty fireman's lunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	narrow mansplainer's wizardly plain paper hat of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	flavorless half-sized ice cream sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	greedy &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the wise owl of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	bland plumber's lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	dog trainer's hale skull gearshift knob of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	bland nachos of the night	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	spinning careful manspreader's Tesla Sketcherz&trade;	0		Monster Level: 0, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	delicious half-sized red can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	concentrated fuchsia smudge stick	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	triple-quantum altered electrified twirling wall	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	tolerable watered-down narrow tankard of ale	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	tarnished scroll case	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	adjusted jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	spoiled snack-sized humble pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	tumbling shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	polarized moist crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 13
7178	blue Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	bouncing The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	yellow The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	twirling The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	jittery Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	spinning Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	perfectly mixed distilled huge unnamed cocktail	5	EPIC	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	Oprah's unrequired jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
7190	wobbly scorching tommy gun	0		Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	pulsating throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	jittery wholesome sage breadchucks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
7196	squat shuriken salad	0		
7197	ghostly shellacked combat fan	0		Damage Reduction: 7
7198	crafty smartaleck's silk skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	savvy Buddy Bjorn	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	lion tamer's razor-sharp brawny The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
7202	adequate fancy immense sweet roll Alabama	8	good	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 40
7203	purple Saturday Night Special of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
7204	blinking lynyrd snare	0		
7205	ghostly fleetwood chain of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
7206	bad Green Manalishi	4	decent	
7207	censurious blade	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	fancy ghostly pulsating eagle's milk	1	EPIC	Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 15
7210	triple-unsweetened eagle feather	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
7211	vacuum-sealed teal one pill	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 55
7212	Temple Grandin's Jefferson wings	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	maroon cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	moldy teal fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	crappy	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	sage lynyrdskin cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	narrow hale lynyrdskin tunic	0		Maximum HP: +20
7219	supercharged lynyrdskin breeches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	jittery cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	bad Flamin' Whatshisname	3	decent	
7223	liquefied warmed electrified twirling lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 36
7224	huge friendly Kashmir sweater of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
7225	normal gigantic custard pie	9	good	
7226	tea for one	1	awesome	
7227	fortified tolerable bottle of Evermore	5	good	
7228	box	0		
7229	mediocre special wine	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 45
7230	delicious rum	3	awesome	
7231	perfectly mixed high-proof Murderer's Punch	10	EPIC	
7232	decent miniature velvet cake	2	good	
7233	warmed polymerized letter	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 58
7234	greedy perfumed book	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
7235	double-paned masque of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7236	chaotic red-hot poker	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7237	skewed wobbly asbestos-lined Red X Shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7238	huge friendly badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7239	blurry ruddy shirt of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7240	ghostly coat of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +60
7241	spinning shoe of the wise owl of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	activated skewed blood cells	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 59
7245	extra-anodized tumbling eye	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 67
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	Usain Bolt's Herculean Red Fox glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +80, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	magnetized energized foxglove	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 30
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	double-paned Da Vinci's experienced Sneaky Pete's jacket of incineration	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	jittery shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	fuchsia really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	weak aged mini-martini	2	awesome	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	dehydrated lime green molotov soda	1	awesome	
7258	flattened cyan pulsating pile of ashes	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 45
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	mirror firebomb	0		
7261	Newton's educational Sneaky Pete's basket of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Candy Drop: +100
7262	ghostly &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	mirror teal Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's coward's smartaleck's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	blinking Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	blurry Professor What garment	0		
7270	narrow &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	wobbly maroon Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	gray pulsating stiffened plastic Professor What	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7273	plastic Jared the Duskwalker of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7274	hardened plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Damage Reduction: 3
7275	mirror savvy plastic Gary Claybender	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7276	vibrating plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7277	denatured robot grease	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 52
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	chilled wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 34
7280	polymerized wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 64
7281	non-flattened moist super-concentrated wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 25
7282	energized shaking wind-up owl	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 32
7283	deionized alkaline wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 13
7284	strapping crying statue earrings of terror	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	Jack Frost's plastic Duskwalker necklace of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	baleful Rosewater's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	purple Jack Frost's friendly Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	ruddy razor-sharp Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	shellacked banded amok putter	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +5
7290	decent amok pudding	3	good	
7291	blurry deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	blue putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	alkaline can of V-11	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	tumbling Lo Pan's elevennis shoes of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	gray chaotic baleful elevenderizing hammer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	vibrating Professor What T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7298	skewed heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	twirling twirling sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	ghostly Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	gray Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	upside-down telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	skewed Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	blinking Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	activated deionized squat eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 45
7309	concentrated rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 28
7310	pickled bronzer	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 47
7311	chaotic quilted elegant nightstick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7312	wobbly still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	lime green poppet	0		
7315	bouncing rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	pulsating jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	pulsating skewed toasty ghost of a necklace of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
7319	lime green pulsating flame-retardant curative Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7320	energized corrupted upside-down Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 19
7321	miser's Stephen's lab coat of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +100
7322	aerosolized quantum Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 47
7323	skewed maroon twirling wool Jacob's rung of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
7324	denatured battery	1		
7325	delicious snakebite	3	awesome	
7326	huge double-paned rubber ribcage of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
7327	denatured green blinking synthetic marrow	1		
7328	activated moist funny bone	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 38
7329	knitted half-melted spoon of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
7330	distilled twirling the funk	1		
7331	rotten gunky chicken	3	crappy	
7332	educational doll head	0		Experience: +1
7333	pulsating cyan twirling droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	flame-retardant paddle-ball of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
7336	diffused sound effects record	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 32
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	cold-filtered activated blue dancer	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 33
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	moose antlers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	colloidal improved moose thought	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 24
7342	stale blue spinning moose chocolate	4	decent	
7343	artisanal weak painting of a glass of wine	2	EPIC	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	wholesome arcane researcher's ghost toga	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
7348	rotten enchanted sheet cake	4	crappy	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 10
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	squat picture of you	0		
7351	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked Fonzie's Staff of the Electric Range	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7
7352	half-sized tasty green deluxe layer cake	2	awesome	
7353	red chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	perfectly mixed red-hot boilermaker	3	EPIC	
7355	bouncing Herculean coal shovel	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	polarized pickled hot coal	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 21
7357	quadruple-electrified coal dust	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 26
7358	twirling stanky wholesome Bram's choker of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	shaking arcane researcher's plaid pocket square	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7362	family-friendly scandalous plaid skirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	oxidized oxidized pulsating bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 38
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	oxidized frozen double-pressed fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 11
7366	high-proof bad bottle of laundry sherry	6	decent	
7367	magnetized triple-altered industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 19, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	low-calorie spoiled extra-flat panini	1	crappy	
7369	moist mangled finger	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 25
7370	bad Psychotic Train wine	4	decent	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	enchanted adequate pie man was not meant to eat	4	good	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 50
7373	sommelier's towel of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7374	fuchsia huge manspreader's tarnished tastevin	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
7375	stale low-calorie tumbling actual tapas	1	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	sizzling Oprah's ghast iron cleaver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10
7378	upside-down blue Newton's Rosewater's ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	bouncing frightening sharpshooter's ghast iron heater shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
7380	supercharged ghast iron codpiece of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	spinning greasy Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	bouncing DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	polarized chilled ghostly Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	energized shaking Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	super-aerosolized alkaline pulsating Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	enhanced alkaline Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	denatured frozen upside-down cyan Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	deionized Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	magnetized concentrated Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	warmed narrow teal ghostly Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	improved chilled tumbling Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	quadruple-warmed lime green Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	anodized unsweetened Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	chilled fuchsia Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	irradiated triple-deionized boiled lime green Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	electrified corrupted jittery wobbly Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	corrupted Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	extra-tarnished liquefied jittery Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	galvanized boiled Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	irradiated Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed squat Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	super-Vulcanized modified wobbly Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	unsweetened jittery Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	liquefied anodized bouncing Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	green Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	shaking Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	ghostly Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	pulsating Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	wobbly Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	narrow salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	cyan bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	shaking sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	improved skewed squat maroon sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	pulsating Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	pickled gray Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	Vulcanized nitrogenated Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	electrified blue upside-down Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	cold-filtered pickled pulsating cyan Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	cold-filtered ionized green Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	tarnished gray Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	double-altered pickled lime green twirling tumbling Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	skewed Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	spoiled super-sized Beefy Crunch Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	normal Brain Food Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	bland pulsating red Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	fancy gigantic decent maroon Medical Pastaco	10	good	Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	decent snack-sized Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	flavorless Ludovico Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	mediocre practically non-alcoholic overpowering mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	high-proof bad red complex mushroom wine	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	hand-crafted smooth mushroom wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	acceptable blood-red mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	lousy weak twirling cyan buzzing mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	smooth jittery swirling mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	tiny decent Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	delicious ghostly Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	lime green Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	bad practically non-alcoholic ghostly regular-size brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	hand-crafted weak super-size brogurt	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	practically non-alcoholic delicious broberry brogurt	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	weak lousy brocolate brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	lousy strong blinking French bronilla brogurt	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	pulsating Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	baleful Brogre brorts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	healthy Brogre brolo shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	Brogre bucket hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	blinking avaricious 8-billed baseball cap of James Dean of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	bouncing Jack Frost's vibrating extremely wet T-shirt of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	vibrating shrimp fork of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	adjusted pulsating BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	alkaline wet go-go potion	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	wet shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	vacuum-sealed cyan Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	sage string of moist beads	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	upside-down Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	liquefied Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	concentrated alkaline bouncing sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	corrupted modified blinking sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	aged high-proof Rompedores de Fantasmas	7	awesome	
7483	lousy La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	decent	
7484	perfectly mixed narrow Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	4	EPIC	
7485	blinking loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	mirror triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	aged watered-down maroon bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	awesome	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	fuchsia unstable fulminate	0		
7494	bouncing spinning spinning wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	tumbling Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	tarnished Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 33
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	Vulcanized moist gray Texas tea	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 68
7503	bouncing Lo Pan's dark hamethyst ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
7504	blurry dark baconstone ring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
7505	frightening dark porquoise ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5
7506	veiny book of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
7507	teal Oprah's cloak	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
7508	upside-down label	0		
7509	adequate Mornington crescent roll	4	good	
7510	pickled cold-filtered eye shadow	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 42
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	deionized boiled twirling poppy	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 14
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	blurry prompt clever duonoculars	0		Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7515	upside-down plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	Jeselnik's spider leg of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	bad glass of bourbon	3	decent	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	delicious government cheese	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	twirling pair of government shades of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	skewed space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	deionized government	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	polarized alien drugs	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	tumbling dog trainer's rock-hard government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	moldy loaf of alien bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	snack-sized normal grilled cheese sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	boiled alien protein powder	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	practically non-alcoholic aged rocket fuel	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	tumbling alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	hand-crafted stealth bomber	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	squat ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	friendly space beast fur hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	blue rosewater-soaked space beast fur pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	deadly space beast fur whip	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	twirling space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	Newton's space heater of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	maroon squat space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	artisanal weak space port	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	narrow aromatic fireproof space needle	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	tarnished cold-filtered huge lime green buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	mirror hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	super-aerosolized ash soda	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	adjusted corrupted ghostly huge teal liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	energized blinking dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	magnetized wet shaking bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	yellow shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	flattened tarnished bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	wobbly page	0		
7556	bouncing elephant gift	0		
7557	galvanized spinning blood cells	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 33
7558	watered-down acceptable wine	2	good	
7559	extra-irradiated yellow ghostly gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 14
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	diffused pressed mirror blue squat giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 60
7562	Vulcanized energized huge musk turtle	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 53
7563	improved corrupted yellow programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 36
7564	magnetized electrified bouncing mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 44
7565	tasty ham steak	3	awesome	
7566	frightening time-twitching toolbelt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	lime green fireproof gravedigger's smartaleck's Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
7569	smelly banded Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7570	tarnished Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 11
7571	greasy manspreader's silent pea shooter	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7572	bland thick wobbly D roll	5	decent	
7573	ghostly foul-smelling kiwi beak of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10
7574	acceptable watered-down New Zealand iced tea	2	good	
7575	friendly droll monocle of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7576	cold-filtered quantum gray future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 24
7577	corrupted magnetized tumbling green ghostly future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 34
7578	ionized frozen future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 28
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	altered shaking pulsating liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	tiny toothsome rack of dinosaur ribs	1	awesome	
7583	acceptable scotch on the rocks	3	good	
7584	crafty yabba dabba doo rag of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	thinker's wooly loincloth of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	lime green S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	pulsating Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	tolerable watered-down glass of &quot;milk&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	tolerable watered-down cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	mediocre high-proof thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	high-proof artisanal Lucky Lindy	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	perfectly mixed Bee's Knees	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	drinkable boozy narrow Sockdollager	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	perfectly mixed ghostly jittery Ish Kabibble	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	lousy Hot Socks	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	practically non-alcoholic aged Phonus Balonus	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Flivver	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	triple-distilled lousy Sloppy Jalopy	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	improved blurry flame	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41
7601	magnetized cold-filtered shaking temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 65
7602	irradiated activated Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 49
7603	polymerized quadruple-ionized altered neckbeard	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 65
7604	extra-unsweetened polymerized artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 44
7605	polymerized double-pressed punk patch	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 55
7606	corrupted tarnished steampunk potion	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 67
7607	moist diffused twirling vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 39
7608	moist blurry pulsating turtle mud	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 63
7609	non-warmed dry Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 66
7610	polymerized mirror blue Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 44
7611	altered improved Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 15
7612	deionized tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 68
7613	nitrogenated bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 53
7614	improved jittery voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 27
7615	enhanced corrupted gray pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 67
7616	alkaline lime green pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 65
7617	Vulcanized short deposition	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 50
7618	chilled galvanized straw pole	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 56
7619	activated narrow copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 65
7620	magnetized denatured ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 62
7621	corrupted dry purple ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 68
7622	cold-filtered button rouge	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 38
7623	electrified mirror Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 31
7624	electrified narrow lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 51
7625	modified wobbly flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 31
7626	ionized nitrogenated skewed oyster badge	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 29
7627	polarized plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 12
7628	frozen unsweetened skewed dancing fan	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 60
7629	dry warmed moist page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 45
7630	double-dry quantum upside-down magic powder	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 15
7631	energized colloidal friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 57
7632	unsweetened ionized upside-down government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 33
7633	double-magnetized shaking pulsating alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 36
7634	energized ionized irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 51
7635	Vulcanized cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 22
7636	Jack Frost's shellacked shell of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	pillow shell of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	Annie Oakley's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	flame-wreathed veiny Newton's turtle shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	teal shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	jittery duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	maroon life preserver	0		
7646	blinking shaking lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	moist vacuum-sealed gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 67
7650	alkaline catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 37
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	blue fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	spinning fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	narrow fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	studded neoprene skullcap	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	colloidal goblin water	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 58
7661	squat dumb mud	0		
7662	adequate Sogg-Os	3	good	
7663	cool Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
7664	frozen ionized ghostly Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 25
7665	ionized non-chilled corrupted liquid ice	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 37
7666	smooth watered-down green Wet Russian	2	awesome	
7667	immense bland filet of The Fish	8	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	upside-down bouncing shaking veiny weightlifter's thunder down underwear of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	wobbly Sherlock's Rosewater's famous raincoat of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	reassuring chaotic lightning rod of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	bouncing law-abiding citizen cane of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7673	lousy legitimate business on the beach	4	decent	
7674	tumbling jittery family-friendly hep waders	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	rotten jive turkey leg	3	crappy	
7676	double-paned birdbone corset	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7677	wet lime green blurry candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 37
7678	bouncing twirling supercool 4-dimensional fez	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	savvy super-absorbent tarp	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7681	perfectly mixed fuchsia unquiet spirits	4	EPIC	
7682	experienced banjo kazoo mount	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
7683	liquefied grass	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 13
7684	upside-down Rosewater's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
7685	family-friendly Time Bandit Time Towel of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7686	pulsating maroon Tesla padded Caveman Dan's favorite rock of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7687	oxidized squat dog ointment	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 54
7688	ghostly greasy Herculean gumshoes	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7689	hardy occult flapper floppers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
7690	huge sinister extremely unsafe sneakeasies	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7691	narrow up-at-dawn stiffened plastic nunchaku	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	maroon Lo Pan's MacGyver's hand whip of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	lightning-fast healthy glow-in-the-dark necklace of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	fortified Herculean cap gun of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	manspreader's ruddy cassette player	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	twirling rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	moist pressed confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	frozen cyan confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	galvanized triple-Vulcanized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	tumbling red LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	spinning blinking The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	alkaline quantum rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	supercool rubber cape of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	aromatic resourceful veiny Thor's Pliers of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	adjusted candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 60
7711	lard-coated ruddy water wings for babies	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7712	narrow beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	bland small yellow pulsating Strix stix	2	decent	
7714	dance instructor's vampire pellet of Gandalf of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7715	acceptable huge non-aged vinegar	4	good	
7716	bouncing unsanitized scalpel of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
7717	personal trainer's gladiator tunica	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7718	perfumed Roman sadnals	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7719	madius of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7720	radiator heater shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
7721	irradiated salt wages	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 22
7722	fireproof centurion helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	coward's pteruges	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	polymerized frozen Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 23
7726	polarized quantum Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 23
7727	dry enhanced Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 51
7728	vacuum-sealed super-adjusted ionized upside-down Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 36
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	mirror pulsating transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	ghostly Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	mirror upside-down Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	narrow Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	blinking Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	wobbly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	upside-down Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	upside-down Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	green twirling spinning Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	green MacGyver's vibrating Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	chaotic deadly Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	healthy Xiblaxian stealth vest of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	small special spoiled jittery bouncing Xiblaxian ultraburrito	2	crappy	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	high-proof perfectly mixed spinning Xiblaxian space-whiskey	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	quantum bouncing ghostly They liver	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	moldy tiny skewed They liver popsicle	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	mixed blinking residual zeal	1		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	skewed Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	Oprah's defective Golden Mr. Accessory of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	skewed Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	quilted Personal Ventilation Unit of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	galvanized deionized blurry the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	decent &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	dehydrated mirror transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	jittery specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	coward's hale pair of plants of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	chilly Annie Oakley's cool Sasq&trade; watch	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	spinning narrow gravedigger's baleful Sinatra's smoker's cloak	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	blinking mirror chaotic rock-hard camouflage T-shirt of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: 30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	ionized magnetized enhanced blurry experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	zippy foul-smelling heavy-duty clipboard of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	jittery chilly beefy battery-powered drill of the blizzard of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	half-sized adequate limp broccoli	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	smelly brainy hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	nitrogenated monkey barf	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	energized aerosolized candy	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	forbidden slick jangly bracelet of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	cuddly teddy bear of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	upside-down ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	mirror reassuring personal trainer's first-aid pouch	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	aerosolized airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	skewed Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	delicious initiative shawarma	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	yummy warm war shawarma	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	low-calorie yummy karma shawarma	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	strong drinkable pulsating red Jungle Juice	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	strong acceptable Amnesiac Ale	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	mediocre watered-down Highest Bitter	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	wobbly arcane researcher's experienced mercenary pistol	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	ghostly Jack Frost's Fonzie's mercenary rifle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	green Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	shaking wobbly Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	jittery Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	jittery Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	green ghostly tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	flavorless huge seared dino steak	3	decent	
7814	mediocre bottle of drinkin' gas	4	decent	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	olive 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	bouncing simple AI	0		
7820	huge gray corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	spinning zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	huge chilly therapeutic steel-toed iShield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7825	blinking supercharged earbuds of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7826	flame-retardant supercool iFlail of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
7827	bland big unidentifiable dried fruit	5	decent	
7828	tolerable weak flat cider	2	good	
7829	narrow frosty quilted arcane researcher's trench lighter	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	diffused experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	red gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	bouncing pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	huge ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	jittery GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	maroon Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	bouncing Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	blinking special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	huge twirling special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	aerosolized squat perl necklace	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	irradiated skewed purple wobbly Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	moist ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	adequate petit fortran	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	stale half-sized java cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	normal cookie cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	blurry grievous plastic exo-suited miner	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	squat grievous plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	spinning plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	Usain Bolt's plastic Crimbot	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	therapeutic plastic Crimbomega	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	pressed quadruple-vacuum-sealed mirror blurry flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	coward's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	teal occult servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	ghostly wobbly purple asbestos-lined energetic high-energy mining laser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	ghostly cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	mirror Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	blurry Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	squat Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	red pulsating Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	huge Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	mirror Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	twirling Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	twirling Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	blinking Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	green Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	blinking Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	spinning Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	yellow Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	skewed fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	shaking squat Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	huge Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	upside-down recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	jittery recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	purple recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	razor-sharp Newton's Size XI Wizard's Robe of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	non-anodized wobbly Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 66
7915	unsweetened Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 22
7916	upside-down mimeplasm	0		
7917	unsweetened enhanced galvanized mirror BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 16
7918	non-energized purple bouncing Moonds	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 66
7919	altered oxidized huge Big Punk	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 27
7920	spinning fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	cyan turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Friendly Turkey	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	hand-crafted watered-down Agitated Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	aged Ambitious Turkey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	stale neutron lollipop	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	smooth gamma nog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	jittery Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	blurry wobbly Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	powdered single atom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	cyan nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	bouncing table	0		
7946	lightning-fast cool outlaw bandana of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +40
7947	lousy mirror whiskey in a broken glass	4	decent	
7948	mediocre shot of mescal	4	decent	
7949	drinkable glass of herbal tequila	3	good	
7950	blurry minin' dynamite	0		
7951	upside-down padded plaid cowboy hat of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	auspicious hardened brainy rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +10
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	tumbling bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	green skewed copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	zippy perfumed double-paned hale Staff of Ed	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	mirror amulet	0		
7964	twirling therapeutic Staff of Fats	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7965	twirling Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	green mirror World's Best Adventurer sash of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	skewed Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	modified shaking mummified fig	1	good	
7973	vaporized blurry twirling mummified loaf of bread	1	crappy	
7974	compressed blinking spinning mummified beef haunch	1	decent	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	skewed cotton bandages	0		
7977	shaking silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	red bouncing spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	red cure-all	0		
7983	skewed Rosewater's Sister Accessory of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
7984	quantum Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 40
7985	electrified Oprah's parachute	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	asbestos-lined pad of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	steel-toed boxer's peeler	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	narrow flame-wreathed pettipants of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	blue medical-grade brainy panama hat	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	weightlifter's pulsera of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	blurry police baton of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	perfumed crafty deadly Fonzie's Samson's plus-fours of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	Usain Bolt's nasty porkpie	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	perfumed chilly pepper mill	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	lime green occult pelerine of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	blinking phantom mask of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	boiled pulsating polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	distilled powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	ionized polymerized upside-down huge choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	double-pickled smart watch	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	warmed pressed alkaline augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	smartaleck's toy Crimbot power glove	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	toy Crimbot super fist of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	unsweetened cold-filtered ghostly Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	blue Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	sinister brawny Crimbomega drive chain of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	flattened polymerized fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	flattened pressed quantum pulsating flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	quantum spinning and rain stick	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 57
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	small flavorless Choco-Mint patty	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	practically non-alcoholic smooth hot mint schnocolate	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	dehydrated squat homeopathic mint tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	skewed artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	tumbling continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	blinking calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	skewed alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	skewed experienced tope&eacute; of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	olive resourceful razor-sharp topiary tights	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50
8036	ghostly cyan topiary necktie of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8037	moldy massive blue bowl of topioca	10	crappy	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	blurry topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	tumbling trusty whip	0		
8041	mirror blurry crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	upside-down skewed lion tamer's pot	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8044	bouncing beefy spelunking fedora	0		Muscle: +10
8045	mirror smartaleck's sturdy machete	0		Moxie Percent: +30
8046	baleful shotgun	0		Spell Damage: +25
8047	scorching boomerang	0		Hot Damage: +25
8049	green mining helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8050	X-ray goggles of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Luck: +5
8051	pulsating beefcake's cape	0		Muscle: +25
8052	arcane researcher's jetpack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8053	green spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	therapeutic pickaxe	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8056	huge torch	0		
8057	jittery Jim Carey's [spelunking test kit] of bravery	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
8058	steel-toed plasma rifle	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	huge chaotic wholesome The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Luck: -6
8061	twirling The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	ghostly twirling monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	teal banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	modified red	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	gray narrow Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	squat Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	cyan warehouse map page	0		
8071	wobbly teal warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	teal janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	reassuring brainy strapping Spelunker's fedora	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	resourceful Oprah's sinister Spelunker's whip	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	electrified quilted stylish Spelunker's khakis	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	upside-down Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	skewed LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	jittery Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	upside-down Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	bouncing mangled squirrel	0		
8091	maroon rat carcass	0		
8092	skewed mirror weightlifter's wicker kickers of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	spinning wicker slicker of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	blurry occult sinister wicker knickers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	Annie Oakley's wicker ticker of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	pulsating Lo Pan's hardened wicker sticker	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	up-at-dawn occult wicker clicker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	vaporized wobbly red wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	Usain Bolt's horrifying belt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	greasy extremely unsafe badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	MacGyver's savvy bowl	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	cyan Tesla banded brooch	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	shaking greasy educational breeches	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	educational thinker's backpack	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	denatured bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	tumbling squat greedy fireproof anvil	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	knitted medical-grade akubra	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	up-at-dawn apron of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	wobbly supercharged deadly ascot	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	aromatic dog trainer's attache case	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	squat inspector's scorching accordion	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	powdered aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	shaking smooth wig of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	grievous supercool winch crank	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	maroon sizzling widget of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	fuchsia jittery hardy whisk of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	pulsating fuchsia hardy savvy walker	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	censurious waders of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	pickled twirling lime green flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	Temple Grandin's energetic gaiters	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	dance instructor's Socratic garland	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	upside-down cyan ghostly asbestos-lined quilted gunnysack	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	medical-grade garibaldi of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	flame-wreathed Jack Frost's girdle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	green skewed resourceful gloves of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	pickled blinking teal smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	sizzling careful fiberglass fetish	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	upside-down Samson's wizardly fiberglass foil	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	gray nasty fiberglass fannypack of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	olive MacGyver's boxer's fiberglass frock	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	stanky fiberglass fingerguard of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	red avaricious perfumed fiberglass fedora	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	powdered bouncing twirling fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	red winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	rubber spatula of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
8139	Tesla spoon	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8140	green frosty crystalline reamer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8141	greedy macroplane grater	0		Meat Drop: +20
8142	tumbling bastard baster of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8143	Lo Pan's obsidian nutcracker	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	dangerous Fonzie's glass eye	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
8146	magnetized frozen wobbly invisible potion	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 12
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	forbidden strapping ninjammies of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: 150, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	magnetized flattened double-adjusted Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 55
8150	irradiated diffused skewed sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 57
8151	anodized oxidized teal tumbling Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 55
8152	chilled polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 28
8153	non-alkaline electrified red candy dish	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 35
8154	triple-colloidal bouncing upside-down Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 12
8155	pressed huge talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 69
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	dry wobbly mouse skull	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 15
8161	irradiated vacuum-sealed twirling really thick spine	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 26
8162	knitted stanky skullcap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	pulsating padded Fonzie's three-legged pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	horrifying remaindered axe of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	dance instructor's cr&ecirc;epy mask of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	moldy baguette	3	crappy	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	denatured activated aerosolized ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 32
8170	activated mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 25
8171	perfectly mixed spirit-forward unflavored wine cooler	5	EPIC	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	fireproof sewer snake	0		Hot Resistance: +3
8174	stale pigeon egg	3	decent	
8175	flame-wreathed mansplainer's jaunty feather	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10
8176	practically non-alcoholic fancy drinkable skewed premium malt liquor	1	good	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 25
8177	twirling chilly personal trainer's brown paper pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5
8178	spinning supercharged brown paper bag mask of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5
8179	Samson's ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	up-at-dawn breadwand	0		Adventures: +5
8181	hardy loafers	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	twirling bread basket of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	pulsating resourceful The Crown of Ed the Undying of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	ghostly Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	teal map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	drinkable Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	good	
8189	drinkable special Radberry Rip wine cooler	3	good	Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 15
8190	tolerable high-proof Orangemageddon wine cooler	8	good	
8191	acceptable upside-down Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	good	
8192	bad Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	decent	
8193	jumbo toothsome cyan plain bagel	5	awesome	
8194	spoiled glob of cream cheese	3	crappy	
8195	diet normal spinning loaf of soda bread	1	good	
8196	normal pulsating acceptable bagel	3	good	
8197	bland standard-issue cupcake	4	decent	
8198	toothsome bouncing ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	awesome	
8199	wobbly hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	decent massive jittery popular tart	6	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	liquefied super-oxidized Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 24
8203	teal airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	huge twirling one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	greedy expensive camera of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	energized double-tarnished blurry skewed How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	mirror narrow bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	knitted wicked rigging rope	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	powdered ghostly nasty snuff	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	twirling Jeselnik's Herculean sewage-clogged pistol	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	boiled polarized beard incense	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	pulsating hale boxer's perfume-soaked bandana	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	spoiled pulsating toxo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	acceptable pulsating Lemonade-235	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	chilly isotophat of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	forbidden Three Mile Island shorts of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	educational toxic mop of Tarzan	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	blurry lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	MacGyver's smooth backwoods banjo of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	lime green grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	teal ribald wicked dance instructor's ratskin pajama pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	improved non-tarnished blurry turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	wobbly quilted padded fake washboard of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: 60, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	executive Sherlock's Dinsey's oculus	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	upside-down reassuring Dinsey's radar dish	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	upside-down jittery wool Dinsey's pizza cutter of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	nasty banded Dinsey's brain	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	fuchsia greedy lion tamer's Dinsey's glove	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	frightening Dinsey's pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	squat keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	narrow keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	ghostly keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	chilly lube-shoes	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	spinning trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	pulsating olive crafty beefy Dinsey mascot mask of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	adequate fancy snack-sized squat blurry Dinsey food-cone	2	good	Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	bad triple-distilled lime green Dinsey Whinskey	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	activated unsweetened deionized skewed Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	wizardly fannypack of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	smelly scorching Jim Carey's experienced thinker's garbage sticker of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	asbestos-lined veiny Da Vinci's groovy hazmat helmet of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	wobbly Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	triple-warmed shaking nasty gum	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 21
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	bouncing nasty The Lot's engagement ring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	narrow Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	fireproof double-paned studded cool miracle whip	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	jittery sphygmayomanometer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	yummy mirror unappetizing mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	moldy uninteresting mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	rotten snack-sized acceptable mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	thick rotten enticing mayolus	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	stale mouth-watering mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	wobbly newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	fancy tolerable upside-down Afternoon Delight	4	good	Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	cold-filtered irradiated magnetized tumbling Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	shaking ghostly blurry Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	fuchsia The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	ionized concentrated aerosolized Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	wobbly Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	polymerized triple-denatured blue Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 39
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	brawny dice ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
8291	personal trainer's dice belt buckle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
8292	cyan dice-print pajama pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8293	curative dice-shaped backpack	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8294	pulsating Samson's dice-print do-rag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
8295	spinning flame-retardant dice sunglasses	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8296	ghostly Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	boiled unsweetened dice	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 48
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	altered ionized anodized power pill	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	irradiated aerosolized adjusted fuchsia pixel star	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	immense bland pixel banana	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	bad weak blurry pixel beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	electrified green sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 61
8307	dry &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 21
8308	frozen activated improved piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 26
8309	ionized colloidal baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 61
8310	corrupted quadruple-denatured blue .epub file	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 23
8311	pickled BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 56
8312	colloidal hustler shades	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 66
8313	cold-filtered shaking jerky stick	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 26
8314	non-ionized cold-filtered costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 14
8315	quantum tumbling muscle oil	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 55
8316	chilled ghostly bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 59
8317	deionized polymerized double-pickled fuchsia pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 34
8318	cold-filtered alkaline upside-down sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 52
8319	irradiated jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 37
8320	dry one glove	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 24
8321	magnetized super-diffused glove	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 65
8322	denatured squat spinning handful of fire	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 17
8323	triple-magnetized squat Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 62
8324	vacuum-sealed galvanized blue disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 63
8325	aerosolized moist coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 24
8326	ionized quantum improved conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 38
8327	boiled spinning Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 69
8328	frozen twirling icy hairspray	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 35
8329	alkaline quadruple-electrified smellbook	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 38
8330	colloidal magnetized huge assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 29
8331	energized super-electrified adjusted filthy armor	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 26
8332	unsweetened plague pie	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 19
8333	tarnished anodized bouncing yellow mirror batarang	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 64
8334	altered extra-frozen huge spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 22
8335	moist frozen grease trap	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 25
8336	electrified quadruple-vacuum-sealed squat shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
8337	warmed gray porkpocket	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 14
8338	colloidal energized blue Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 18
8339	denatured dry warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 36
8340	wet janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 32
8341	pickled skewed warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 22
8342	warmed diffused ghostly baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 38
8343	flattened improved carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 45
8344	cold-filtered magnetized blurry bronze polish	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 35
8345	altered magnetized skewed tumbling crident	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 21
8346	corrupted warmed totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 23
8347	triple-denatured alkaline jittery spray chrome	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 32
8348	dry squat filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 14
8349	anodized super-boiled wobbly hand of cards	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 23
8350	chilled oxidized shaking blurry damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 52
8351	aerosolized chilled lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 37
8352	concentrated skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 50
8353	dry frozen red grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 66
8354	oxidized cold-filtered bouncing nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 39
8355	magnetized cyan iron torso box	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 66
8356	quantum anodized mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 63
8357	frozen quadruple-dry electrified radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 22
8358	quadruple-magnetized x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 59
8359	adjusted wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 50
8360	concentrated hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 25
8361	improved dry narrow child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 17
8362	dry magnetized concentrated wobbly devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 21
8363	diffused pressed fuchsia pulsating shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 68
8364	ionized improved alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 19
8365	liquefied polymerized novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 54
8366	wet ghostly twirling invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 66
8367	irradiated boiled upside-down handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 49
8368	altered adjusted garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 21
8369	quadruple-dry narrow gray plunge-leg	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 28
8370	chilled liquefied purple funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 37
8371	quantum Vulcanized wobbly bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 21
8372	energized squat flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 16
8373	quadruple-corrupted mirror captured boozles	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 20
8374	anodized drinks tray	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
8375	irradiated wobbly eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 30
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	half-sized rotten pixel lemon	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	bad pixel daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	altered oxidized power pill	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	altered twirling pixel potion	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	yellow popular part	0		
8384	blurry bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	shaking valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	gray mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	huge lime green mirror The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	The Emperor's new hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	wobbly wobbly The Emperor's new shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	stanky The Emperor's new pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	MacGyver's thinker's lead pipe	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	upside-down lard-coated brawny rope	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	reassuring wrench of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	mirror candlestick of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	huge knife of the brazier of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	huge toasty Temple Grandin's revolver	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	blue bouncing 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	rotten immense pestopiary	6	crappy	
8408	modified nitrogenated ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 64
8409	spoiled small crudles	2	crappy	
8410	rotten pulsating agnolotti arboli	3	crappy	
8411	normal blinking spaghetti with ghost balls	3	good	
8412	huge spoiled succulent marrow	9	crappy	
8413	adequate salacious crumbs	4	good	
8414	moldy diet fusilli marrownarrow	1	crappy	
8415	yummy small suggestive strozzapreti	2	awesome	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	stale half-sized jittery Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	huge rotten ghostly linguini immondizia bianco	7	crappy	
8420	moldy shells a la shellfish	4	crappy	
8421	ghostly Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	blinking unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	jittery 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	skewed New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	pulsating fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	yellow spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	olive hot spore pod	0		
8433	huge cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	wicked LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	purple greedy cool LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	tumbling thinker's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	fuchsia thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	squat viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	tumbling SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	blinking uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	tumbling capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	red capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	blinking LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	spinning New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	squat crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	Newton's stylish high-temperature mining mask	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	pulsating careful curative fireproof megaphone	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	tasty mineapple	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	tolerable jittery Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	decent super-sized blurry smelted roe	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	special hand-crafted lavawater	3	EPIC	Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	liquefied energized basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	crafty lavalarva of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	skewed baleful dangerous Socratic lava balaclava	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	maroon wicked experienced basaltamander buckler of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	warmed oxidized lava globs	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	rotten immense tumbling gooey lava globs	10	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	maroon gravedigger's lava-proof pants of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	forbidden smartaleck's heat-resistant necktie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	red prompt vibrating savvy heat-resistant gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	yummy tiny very hot lunch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	smooth asbestos thermos	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	wet tarnished liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	adequate immense disco biscuit	10	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	perfectly mixed Quaatorade&trade;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	jittery blinking Usain Bolt's wholesome occult biker's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	Samson's smartaleck's feathered headdress of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	avaricious rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined electrician's hardhat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	wobbly &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	shaking Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	bouncing fuchsia New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	deadly smooth velvet pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	green twirling scorching smooth velvet shirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	smooth velvet hat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	squat wholesome smooth velvet pocket square	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	red wizardly smooth velvet socks	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	Jim Carey's smooth velvet hanky	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	groovy wizardly The One Mood Ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	squat Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	wobbly Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	teal the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	shaking signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	skewed Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	distilled wobbly skewed SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	aerosolized labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	scorching fortified Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	asbestos-lined grease cannon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	dry flattened demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	baleful deadly love of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	avaricious baleful Pener's drumstick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	blinking mirror zippy supercharged deuce cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	hale weightlifter's Lavalos's shell of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	blinking dog trainer's ruddy smooth velvet bra	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	SMOOCH bracers of extreme caution of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	squat clever SMOOCH kneepads	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	jittery friendly SMOOCH spaulders	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	dog trainer's Jim Carey's SMOOCH codpiece	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	manspreader's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	wobbly fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	adequate lava cake	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	massive spoiled fuchsia skewed pink slime	7	crappy	
8527	maroon Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	low-calorie flavorless pulsating devil hair pasta	1	decent	
8530	tasty spagecialetti	4	awesome	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	moldy libertagliatelle	4	crappy	
8535	normal turkish mostaccioli	3	good	
8536	decent linguini of the sea	4	good	
8537	pickled Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 56
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	maroon drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	moldy Fettris	3	crappy	
8543	decent snack-sized enchanted bouncing blinking fusillocybin	2	good	Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 10
8544	thick decent spinning prescription noodles	5	good	
8545	denatured spinning blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	altered bag of grain	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 24
8547	dry polymerized upside-down pocket maze	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 69
8548	corrupted alkaline shady shades	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 37
8549	non-polarized energized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 14
8550	diet decent red weird gazelle steak	1	good	
8551	bland snack-sized sausage without a cause	2	decent	
8552	dry face paint	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 45
8553	fancy tolerable skewed huge emergency margarita	3	good	Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 5
8554	smooth distilled vintage smart drink	5	awesome	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	non-warmed quantum fuchsia Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 54
8559	triple-moist jittery bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 35
8560	galvanized adjusted lime green Aerheads	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 25
8561	modified Wrotz	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 36
8562	ionized alkaline wobbly Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 51
8563	cold-filtered fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 20
8564	skewed blinking shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	lightning-fast Van der Graaf Newton's barrel lid	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	blinking sizzling Temple Grandin's barrel hoop earring of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	scorching coward's rosy-cheeked bankruptcy barrel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	skewed firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	narrow tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	wobbly blinking barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	fuchsia tumbling barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	twirling rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	maroon barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	lousy bottle of Amontillado	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	drinkable barrel-aged martini	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	decent skewed barrel pickle	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	half-sized tasty blurry barrel cracker	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dehydrated jittery vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	compressed red blinking upside-down squat mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	Oprah's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	blinking teal inspector's barrel gun	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	ghostly squat barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	diet stale water log	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	jittery narrow healthy barrelhead	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	maroon mansplainer's Tesla bottoms of the barrel	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	maroon forbidden chest barrel of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	cyan squat baleful beefcake's double barreled barrel gun	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	huge stanky Da Vinci's triple barreled barrel gun of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	shellacked Fonzie's barrel beryl choker	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	smelly Rosewater's barrel beryl nose ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	weightlifter's barrel beryl ring of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	huge map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	adjusted double-dry denatured cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	activated cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	dry ionized cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	denatured twirling cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	alkaline ionized cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	vacuum-sealed cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	alkaline cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	adjusted tumbling cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	polymerized cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	pickled ionized cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	deionized extra-deionized cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	quantum cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	quantum cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	electrified extra-quantum non-pressed cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	vacuum-sealed non-corrupted twirling cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	oxidized cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	boiled liquefied adjusted twirling cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	energized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	magnetized dry teal cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	quantum cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	activated quantum cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	alkaline extra-colloidal cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	alkaline cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	vaporized fuchsia cuppa Activi tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	powdered wobbly cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	warmed diffused blue cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	ionized huge cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	liquefied enhanced upside-down cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	chilled warmed cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	liquefied concentrated teal twirling cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	liquefied cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	energized flattened cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	pulsating cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	twirling cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	colloidal ionized cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	dry cyan cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	pulsating personal trainer's Royal scepter of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	mirror Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	flavorless olive bowl of eyeballs	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	rotten bowl of mummy guts	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	spoiled bowl of maggots	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	watered-down bad blood and blood	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	hand-crafted Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	spirit-forward perfectly mixed blinking zombie	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	mirror tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	wool crafty crown of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	tumbling ear poison	0		
8653	ghostly stink-penny	0		
8654	friendly stiffened grievous hawk	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3
8655	gigantic adequate hamlet sandwich	7	good	
8656	shaking foul-smelling Othello's military jacket	0		Stench Damage: +10
8657	Van der Graaf Othello's dagger	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
8658	fortified Othello's handkerchief	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
8659	extra-energized triple-corrupted bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 15
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	resourceful ghostly dagger of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +5
8663	lousy ghost beer	3	decent	
8664	rosewater-soaked Othello set	0		Stench Resistance: +3
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	MacGyver's veiny Yorick of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100
8668	rose	0		
8669	squat tulip	0		
8670	maroon tulip	0		
8671	bouncing tulip	0		
8672	ghostly Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	spinning skewed Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	activated shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	thick stale iceberg lettuce	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	mediocre triple-distilled ice wine	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	frightening Wal-Mart snowglobe of bravery of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	occult savvy Wal-Mart nametag of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	cyan hale razor-sharp cool Wal-Mart overalls	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	brawny bellhop's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	triple-distilled acceptable ice porter	7	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	extra-wet aerosolized triple-flattened huge exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	flattened dry squat shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	powdered blurry medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	miniature rotten ice rice	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	mediocre watered-down iced plum wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	blinking green flame-wreathed training belt of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	Jack Frost's brawny training legwarmers of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	mansplainer's Van der Graaf experienced training helmet	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	huge training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	modified skewed abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	twisted abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	mixed pulsating blurry pulsating abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	modified abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	boiled abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	pickled shaking abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	twisted blinking abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	modified skewed cyan blurry abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	altered fuchsia abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	pickled abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	pulsating modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	decent VYKEA meatballs	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	drinkable fancy practically non-alcoholic VYKEA mead	1	good	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	colloidal nitrogenated skewed VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	squat VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	pulsating VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	tumbling VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	twirling narrow VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	wobbly forbidden dance instructor's VYKEA hex key of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	tasty tin of submardines	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	lousy practically non-alcoholic cyan bottle of norwhiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	denatured octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	ghostly up-at-dawn lard-coated extremely unsafe sardine can key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	mirror family-friendly experienced norwhal helmet of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	knitted razor-sharp octolus-skin cloak of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	bad perfect cosmopolitan	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	perfectly mixed watered-down perfect negroni	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	tolerable wobbly perfect dark and stormy	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	drinkable watered-down perfect mimosa	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	aged perfect old-fashioned	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	enchanted drinkable watered-down perfect paloma	2	good	Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	warmed olive tumbling That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	dry double-cold-filtered Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	warmed double-galvanized skewed Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	anodized ghostly Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	modified Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	yellow airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	irradiated enhanced tarnished Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	energized energized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	polarized chilled pulsating communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	bland upside-down Crimbo salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	stale massive gray bread line	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	drinkable bark rootbeer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	acceptable ale	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	hardened plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	lime green plastic Rudolph the Red of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	mirror ruddy plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	olive foul-smelling plastic Crimborgatron	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	squat occult plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	spinning bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	spinning stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	ghostly box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	olive Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	drinkable Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	huge wobbly chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	frozen skewed blurry pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	wobbly sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	blue rock-hard smartaleck's reusable shopping bag of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	horrifying coarse hemp socks	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	spinning bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	tumbling upside-down twirling nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	olive pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	skewed maroon iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	lime green sinister pine cone necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	purple veiny reindeer hammer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	wobbly educational elf ploughshare	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	upside-down circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	olive The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	fuchsia faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	purple mirror blurry elven tambourine of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	fuchsia blinking scandalous reindeer sickle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	wobbly face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	bouncing The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	pulsating Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	cyan bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	twirling lime green bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	lime green spinning high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	blue high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	spinning fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	gray confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	red exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	bouncing Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	half-sized moldy Kudzu salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	dehydrated Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Miss Graves' vermouth	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	tasty miniature The Plumber's mushroom stew	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	compressed mirror The Author's ink	1		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	drinkable The Mad Liquor	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	artisanal Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	diet adequate Mr. Burnsger	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	twisted red The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	nasty educational The Jokester's gun of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	rosewater-soaked frightening brainy The Jokester's wig	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	quilted The Jokester's pants of the pedagogue of bravery	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	chilled super-modified Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	shaking battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	narrow tumbling basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	extra-wet quadruple-activated liquefied bouncing robin's egg	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	miniature normal robin flan	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	perfectly mixed fuchsia shaking robin nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	huge purple plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	quantum unsweetened Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 38
8841	concentrated Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 59
8842	wet upside-down gray infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 58
8843	flattened can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 11
8844	activated The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 27
8845	quadruple-dry bag of random words	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 57
8846	dry tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 69
8847	double-aerosolized energized pickled red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 37
8848	denatured wobbly question juice	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 20
8849	super-nitrogenated dry adjusted olive wobbly mirror tube of villain	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 41
8850	banded your cowboy boots	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	skewed bouncing inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	fuchsia nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	blinking nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	jittery nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	squat nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	reassuring quicksilver ring	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	mirror horrifying hale Rosewater's thicksilver ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	tumbling careful ruddy wicksilver ring of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	mansplainer's brainy slicksilver ring of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	Lo Pan's Van der Graaf clever sicksilver ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	Jack Frost's therapeutic strapping nicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	blurry dog trainer's ticksilver ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	careful Tesla stiffened Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	crafty sage beefy Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	huge flame-wreathed crafty thinker's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	lime green Temple Grandin's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	teal lard-coated Frigid Northern Beans	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	skewed bouncing steel-toed World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	brainy Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	supercool Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of wisdom of the detective of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	squat inspector's frosty resourceful Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	flavorless low-calorie wobbly plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	bland super-sized huge plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	adequate huge plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	normal plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	bland gigantic plate of Frigid Northern Beans	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	flavorless bite-sized enchanted bouncing plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1	decent	Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	adequate plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	decent diet bouncing plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	toothsome plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	adequate bouncing plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	olive blurry energetic studded Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	ribald forbidden Daisy's unclean bloomers of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	narrow flame-wreathed Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	skewed Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	ribald frightening stanky hardy wholesome Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	bouncing El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	jittery censurious supercharged Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	skewed cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	improved upside-down poker face paint	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	blurry realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	squat gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	denatured polymerized triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	tarnished ghost bit	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	pressed irradiated buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	Vulcanized upside-down lion musk	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	rotten bear claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	denatured rattler gland	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	magnetized pulsating half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	ionized ghostly tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	spoiled pulsating rotting beefsteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	fancy triple-distilled artisanal firemilk	6	EPIC	Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	non-alkaline blurry spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	modified huge moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	cyan western-style skinning knife of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	spinning fortified steel knuckles	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	mirror blurry LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	spinning pulsating Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	spinning disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	blinking disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	dry twirling demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	wobbly green makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	blurry porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	jittery grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	jittery frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	wobbly skewed shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	spinning rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	spinning quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	gray blinking slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	olive sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	upside-down Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	brainy one-gallon hat of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
8960	mirror flame-wreathed hale two-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
8961	hardened three-gallon hat of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +60
8962	squat studded four-gallon hat of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Food Drop: +100
8963	greasy Tesla five-gallon hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8964	reassuring six-gallon hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
8965	skewed medical-grade seven-gallon hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8966	gray eight-gallon hat of the dark arts of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50
8967	red scorching Oprah's nine-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
8968	nippy ten-gallon hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10
8969	blinking flame-retardant hardy eleven-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	galvanized extra-activated gray skin oil	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 43
8973	chilled boiled huge bouncing unusual oil	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 53
8974	aerosolized anodized tumbling eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 62
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	chilled frozen patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 58
8977	Vulcanized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 67
8978	cold-filtered wobbly patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 54
8979	improved twirling bouncing patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 33
8980	flattened improved wobbly patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 42
8981	electrified triple-vacuum-sealed patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 63
8982	altered corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 65
8983	tolerable skewed cyan rodeo whiskey	4	good	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	shaking lime green greedy real cowboy hat	0		Meat Drop: +20
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	powdered armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	yummy jumping horseradish	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	lousy Sacramento wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	concentrated denatured Greek fire	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	perfumed fireproof Lo Pan's energetic brainy ox-head shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	wool careful Socratic dented scepter of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	blinking lightning-fast Annie Oakley's Rosewater's very pointy crown of chilblains of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	spinning Jack Frost's nippy battle broom of the cougar of Gandalf of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	cyan twirling Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	shaking foul-smelling Temple Grandin's sage cool carpe	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's extremely unsafe Sinatra's codpiece	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	blurry Lo Pan's studded Sinatra's troutsers of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	narrow foul-smelling chilly resourceful healthy bass clarinet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	horrifying coward's clever hardy fish hatchet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	jittery asbestos-lined Rosewater's tunac of the sewer of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	ionized energized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	dry upside-down high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	mirror ghostly Oprah's fishin' hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	yellow squat Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	squat therapeutic sonar fishfinder	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	pulsating luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	twirling disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	bouncing twirling viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	flavorless gallon of milk	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	pulsating print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	gray screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	mirror First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	frosty Rosewater's First Post shirt - Cir Senam of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	blinking high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	adequate star salad	4	good	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	fancy decent narrow bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	good	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 35
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	pulsating blue Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	miniature bland cyan browser cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	aged hacked gibson	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	resourceful Source shades	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	ghostly teal Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	jittery Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	green Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	bouncing Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	wobbly Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	blurry Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	squat Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	upside-down sage stylish plastic detective badge of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	mirror bouncing aromatic hardened stiffened bronze detective badge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 4, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	executive rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's smooth detective badge	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	smelly detective badge of the dark arts of Gandalf of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	stylish thinker's detective roscoe of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	improved twirling shoe gum	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	mirror Sherlock's auspicious scandalous noir fedora	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: 35, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	bouncing rock-hard fortified trench coat of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	lousy practically non-alcoholic Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	small flavorless teal hardboiled egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	narrow blue scorching Tesla electrified energetic hale protonic accelerator pack of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	huge auspicious Adventurer bobblehead	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	red psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	lightning-fast aromatic bindle	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	scorching razor-sharp fleshy lump	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	green groovy smoldering bagel punch of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	Van der Graaf weightlifter's ghostly reins	0		Muscle: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	lightning-fast derringer	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	horrifying Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	bouncing up-at-dawn double-paned personal trainer's Spookyraven signet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	bouncing hardy baleful tie-dyed fannypack	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	stanky nasty burnt snowpants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	Oprah's standards and practices guide	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	pulsating Annie Oakley's wicked Carpathian longsword of terror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	aromatic wool wicked Liam's mail	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	knitted smelly razor-sharp Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	spinning Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	tumbling Wrist-Boy of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	spinning Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	skewed Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	anodized Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 47
9108	cyan lead umbrella	0		
9109	aerosolized huge Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 32
9110	ionized vacuum-sealed squat Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 14
9111	quadruple-wet galvanized Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 18
9112	quadruple-liquefied colloidal EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 16
9113	extra-flattened pickled skewed skewed Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 58
9114	extra-pickled quantum anodized The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 44
9115	irradiated tumbling Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 20
9116	wobbly time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	family-friendly repaid diaper	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	lousy triple-distilled Shot of Kardashian Gin	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	mirror fuchsia Unstable Pointy Ears of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	olive Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	distilled mediocre skewed jittery unidentified drink	5	decent	
9127	jittery fireproof KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
9128	friendly discarded swimming trunks of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Booze Drop: +100
9129	dry diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 53
9130	triple-polymerized blurry twirling charisma potion	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 59
9131	fuchsia extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	asbestos-lined arcane researcher's pistol	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	immense delicious leftover pasty	8	awesome	
9135	perfectly mixed squat very whiskey	4	EPIC	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	green pulsating li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	blinking li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	huge li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	quantum magnetized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	ionized boiled anodized Prunets	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 62
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	upside-down baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	quadruple-frozen bouncing invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	nitrogenated boiled invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	stale raw sweet potato	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	rotten raw beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	flavorless gigantic raw stuffing	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	enchanted super-sized adequate raw cranberry sauce	5	good	Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	adequate shaking raw turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	spoiled tumbling raw mincemeat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	bland small purple raw potato	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	rotten huge raw gravy	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	miniature bland raw bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	lard-coated thinker's mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	ribald energetic personal trainer's glass casserole dish	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	scorching nippy can opener	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	distilled yellow upside-down turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	vibrating glass pie plate of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	wicked potato masher of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	upside-down bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	toothsome sweet potatoes	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	bland upside-down bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	normal upside-down baked stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	rotten cranberry cylinder	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	miniature normal jittery gray thanksgiving turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	snack-sized normal mince pie	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	yummy tumbling mashed potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	bland tumbling warm gravy	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	fancy snack-sized rotten shaking pulsating bread roll	2	crappy	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	massive spoiled cyan narrow leftovers	9	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	spoiled big leftovers sandwich	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	spinning pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	jittery cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	blinking Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	corrupted jittery gray eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	weak perfectly mixed shaking shaking eldritch extract	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	vibrating deadly Official Council Aide Pin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	bad jittery eldritch distillate	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	mixed eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	smartaleck's Science Notebook	0		Moxie Percent: +30
9197	perfumed medical-grade occult eldritch hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	Annie Oakley's personal trainer's eldritch pants of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	acceptable eldritch elixir	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	fuchsia zippy occult Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	jittery Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	blurry bouncing counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	pulsating sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	purple narrow careful ball and chain	0		Monster Level: -10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	lion tamer's gingerbread tophat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	yellow auspicious gingerbread waistcoat	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	ghostly skewed sinister gingerbread trousers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	blurry candy dress shoes of James Dean of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	candy necktie of dire peril of the dark arts of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	studded brainy chocolate pocketwatch of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	rotten animal part cracker	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	spirit-forward tolerable gingerbread wine	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	adequate gingerbread mug	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	cyan gingerbread mask of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	wool Sinatra's Socratic gingerservo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	galvanized quantum tainted icing	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	shaking gingerbeard of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	blinking gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	teal steel-toed fortified gingerbread hoodie	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	squat Da Vinci's gingerbread pistol of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	pulsating asbestos-lined wool marzipan briefcase	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	healthy creme brulee torch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	extremely unsafe candy crowbar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	personal trainer's candy screwdriver of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	upside-down gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	toasty pumpkin spice candle	0		Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	triple-tarnished irradiated gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	blinking sharpshooter's Van der Graaf gingerbread gavel	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	drinkable boozy ginger beer	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spinning spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	colloidal dry shaking industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	colloidal colloidal blinking blinking fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	practically non-alcoholic drinkable high-end ginger wine	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	blue ribald plastic bad vibe	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	plastic angry vikings of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	beefcake's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	maroon wobbly hardened plastic Your Brain	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	red tumbling brawny plastic Krampus	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	warmed Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	improved deionized Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	Vulcanized spinning Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	adequate jumbo spiritual candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	mediocre fortified spiritual eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	decent snack-sized spiritual fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	huge delicious special spiritual gingerbread	8	awesome	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	pulsating chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	narrow chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	squat No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	squat gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	double-polarized blue rock candy	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	big decent green-iced sweet roll	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	ribald supercharged Third Eye	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	slick weightlifter's Krampus Horn	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	moldy upside-down hambrosier	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	watered-down lousy chakra-mental wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	cold-filtered spinning chakra malt	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	spoiled low-calorie blinking Black Angus blackburger	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	perfectly mixed brandy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	anodized pulsating upside-down potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	cyan friendly arcane researcher's bad vibroknife	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	fuchsia tumbling crystal belt buckle of James Dean of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	lightning-fast avaricious saffron antaravasaka	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	reassuring hardy saffron uttarasanga	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	ghostly bouncing pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	huge gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	tumbling Oprah's beefcake's Uncle Crimbo's hat of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	rotten pulsating Eldritch snap	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	vaporized bouncing hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	modified blue bouncing jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	diluted purple jittery jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	dehydrated sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	boiled lime green blinking stench jelly	1		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	flavorless miniature toast with hot jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	decent toast with jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	half-sized flavorless wobbly toast with jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	small normal toast with sleaze jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	tiny yummy pulsating toast with stench jelly	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	bouncing Newton's wax hand of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	maroon ribald padded candle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	fancy decent wax pancake	4	good	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	upside-down quilted brawny wax face	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	acceptable irresponsibly strong shaking wax booze	6	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	lime green glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	modified sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	half-sized bland sea truffle	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	electrified recovered cufflinks	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	activated magnetized spinning LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	wet twirling LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	flattened extra-corrupted liquefied pulsating jittery LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	ghostly scorching hardy razor-sharp LOV Eardigan	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	blinking twirling teal family-friendly greasy LOV Epaulettes of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: 6, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	veiny forbidden Herculean LOV Earrings	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	boiled pulsating spinning LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	narrow blurry fireproof LOV Elephant	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	slick eldritch scanner	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	corrupted blurry eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	skewed LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	huge aromatic clever eldritch hammer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	normal thick eldritch mushroom	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	mirror eldritch ichor	0		
9334	decent eldritch mushroom pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	pulsating eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	extra-cold-filtered shaking eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	bouncing HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	maroon Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	narrow bottlecap	0		
9344	wobbly maroon discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	jittery bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	blue bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	green cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	wobbly skewed can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	twirling bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	tumbling baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	artisanal mirror literal grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	perfectly mixed jittery double entendre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	artisanal Phlegethon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	bad Siberian sunrise	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	perfectly mixed mentholated wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	hand-crafted low tide martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	practically non-alcoholic acceptable lime green shroomtini	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	perfectly mixed watered-down morning dew	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	tolerable weak whiskey squeeze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	lousy watered-down great fashioned	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	acceptable watered-down Gnomish sagngria	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	watered-down lousy vodka stinger	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	hand-crafted fancy extremely slippery nipple	3	EPIC	Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	high-proof tolerable purple piscatini	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	fortified bad Churchill	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	watered-down acceptable narrow soilzerac	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	hand-crafted London frog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	acceptable triple-distilled spinning nothingtini	8	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	bad triple-distilled blinking eighth plague	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	watered-down smooth purple single entendre	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	mediocre watered-down pulsating reverse Tantalus	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	weak acceptable elemental caipiroska	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	watered-down mediocre Feliz Navidad	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	tolerable weak Bloody Nora	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	lousy fortified moreltini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	strong hand-crafted hell in a bucket	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Newark	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	lousy enchanted maroon jittery twirling R'lyeh	3	decent	Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	aged fortified Gnollish sangria	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	perfectly mixed skewed vodka barracuda	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	tolerable Mysterious Island iced tea	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	drinkable practically non-alcoholic squat drive-by shooting	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	lousy maroon squat gunner's daughter	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	drinkable fortified dirt julep	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	mediocre spirit-forward Simepore slime	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	delicious weak mirror shaking Phil Collins	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	wobbly unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	blurry Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	gray blinking filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	upside-down huge exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	blinking gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	jittery high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	yellow alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	pulsating geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	snack-sized flavorless edible alien plant bit	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	upside-down alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	distilled twirling alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	teal alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	moldy immense alien meat	10	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	blinking alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	teal jittery alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	vaporized alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	narrow skewed spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	alkaline super-pickled alien medicine	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	moldy alien salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	mediocre alien booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	Tesla rosy-cheeked Sinatra's alien mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	zippy flame-retardant beefy alien spear	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's grievous alien blowgun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	gray wool banded beefcake's alien loincloth	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	miser's alien totem of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	twirling aromatic shellacked dance instructor's alien necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	red wobbly spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	pulsating zippy smelly spants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	spinning toasty spant shield of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	asbestos-lined extremely unsafe spant shoulderpads	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	lime green scorching spant backplate of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	slick spant spear of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	narrow murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	pressed squat murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	Van der Graaf therapeutic grievous murderbot mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	quadruple-improved Vulcanized cyan murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	healthy murderbot whip of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	miser's hardened murderbot plasma rifle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	squat tumbling murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	skewed spinning Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	tumbling Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	jittery Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	jumbo rotten narrow Aldebaran sardines	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	high-proof mediocre ghostly skewed Centauri fish wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	vaporized pulsating oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	Oprah's grievous Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	Spacegate military insignia of the empath of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	tumbling perfumed ruddy supercool Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	blue Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	moldy alien sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	super-liquefied alkaline Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 47
9477	squat Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	diffused modified energized Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	super-diffused Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	flattened Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	chilled Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	concentrated aerosolized energized Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	diffused Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	denatured pulsating gray Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	tasty gray Affirmation Cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	irradiated pickled triple-polarized wobbly Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 19
9491	squat Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	lion tamer's stylish wizardly Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	hand-crafted weak basic martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	watered-down tolerable upside-down improved martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	bad splendid martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	huge exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	experienced plastic gundam of James Dean of courage	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	pulsating Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	narrow Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	fuchsia L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	blurry Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	stale thick meteoreo	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	artisanal meadeorite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	blurry flame-wreathed brainy meteortarboard of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	squat extremely unsafe Da Vinci's meteorite guard of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	perfumed meteorb of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	MacGyver's veiny asteroid belt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	tumbling maroon deadly Samson's meteorthopedic shoes of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	Jim Carey's shooting morning star of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Monster Level: 45, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	tumbling perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	blue Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	blinking corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	blue stylish blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	blinking pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	bouncing pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	blurry pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	shaking xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	blurry X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	hand-crafted pulsating DUFRESNE Suds	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	mansplainer's mafia pinky ring of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
9547	tolerable flask of port	3	good	
9548	twirling narrow lime green smooth cool contract enforcement stick	0		Moxie: 20
9549	rotten immense blue Hide-rox&trade; cookie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	perfectly mixed enchanted ghostly jug of booze	3	EPIC	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	quadruple-irradiated pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	denatured denatured temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	compressed upside-down bouncing glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	olive pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	denatured quadruple-modified new habit	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	blinking manspreader's quilted pearl necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	mirror X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	blinking mirror manspreader's savvy boxer's protection stick of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15
9563	enhanced Vulcanized ghostly skewed roll of meat	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 42
9564	Annie Oakley's steel-toed mafia thumb ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
9565	alkaline unsweetened bouncing cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	toasty healthy mafia middle finger ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	double-paned stylish cool steel drivin' hammer of doom	0		Moxie: 30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	greasy chaotic mafia pointer finger ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	scandalous worksite credentials	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
9571	nasty Da Vinci's smooth negotiatin' hammer of courage	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	Samson's mafia wedding ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
9577	blue mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	normal fancy unfinished fruitcake	4	good	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	super-frozen and cracker	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	aged irresponsibly strong ghostly yellow neg grog	10	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	jumbo decent half double fruitcake	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	stale spinning hushed puppy	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	bland muffled muffuletta	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	spoiled enchanted immense shushed potatoes	6	crappy	Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	miser's plastic mime functionary	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	plastic mime scientist of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	wicked plastic mime soldier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	rosewater-soaked plastic mime executive	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	Socratic plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	mirror blue temperance whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	tarnished lime green wishbone	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	mediocre Racisto Ruidoso	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	pulsating earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	delicious bouncing olive bran muffin	3	awesome	
9598	yummy blueberry muffin	3	awesome	
9599	twirling silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	cyan silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	jittery silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	jittery silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	squat jittery silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	mirror silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	wobbly silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	skewed silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	wobbly silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	shaking yellow silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	squat silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	skewed shaking silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	blinking silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	upside-down silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	blurry teal silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	upside-down silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	cyan silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	jittery jittery maroon silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	hand-crafted stale cheer wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	bland small squat shaking stale Cheer-E-Os	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	horrifying sharpshooter's cheerful antler hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	cyan dog trainer's hale cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	supercool cheerful pajama pants of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	maroon The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	skewed mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	bad executive mime flask	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	bite-sized spoiled nega-mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	watered-down delicious nega-mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	ionized Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	rotten mime army rations	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	perfectly mixed mime army wine	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	vaporized blinking mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	magnetized mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	upside-down hale miming beret of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	squat nippy miming shirt of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	olive flame-retardant occult miming corduroys	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	narrow friendly vibrating miming boots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	jittery narrow coward's smartaleck's miming gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	squat donated booze	0		
9663	olive donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	quantum digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	censurious mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	shaking teal mime army insignia (intelligence) of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	forbidden mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	pulsating skewed mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	miser's Herculean mime army infiltration glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	mirror purple kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	spinning olive twirling fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	decent extra-toasted half sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	acceptable mulled hobo wine	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	clever stylish burning paper hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	mirror twirling rosewater-soaked dangerous burning cape of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	twirling wobbly chaotic smartaleck's burning paper slippers of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	ribald Fonzie's brainy burning paper jorts	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	horrifying energetic sinister burning paper crane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	greedy crafty broken champagne bottle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	huge bouncing double-paned supercool tinsel tights	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	mirror family-friendly scorching clever wad of used tape	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	teal knitted electrified ruddy silent nightlight of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	enhanced modified sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 66
9697	polarized cold-filtered Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 67
9698	boiled colloidal upside-down hot button candy	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 28
9699	steel-toed cool brainy makeshift garbage shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	jittery MacGyver's wholesome novelty monorail ticket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	twisted shaking pills	1		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 40
9702	mixed furry pill	1		
9703	powdered ghostly red beefy pill	1		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 15
9704	distilled excitement pill	1		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 35
9705	vaporized olive blurry vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 10
9706	twisted maroon lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 30
9707	denatured huge dieting pill	1		
9712	ghostly Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	spinning How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	wobbly Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	maroon Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	aromatic genie's turbane of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	red forbidden genie's scimitar of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	knitted curative genie's pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	frosty personal trainer's genie's bracers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	flame-retardant psychic's circlet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	fortified wizardly psychic's crystal ball	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	prompt energetic psychic's pslacks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	aromatic foul-smelling psychic's amulet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	stale big heart-shaped candy whetstone	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	half-sized yummy Swedish massage fish	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	lousy Third Base	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	mediocre Bustle Hustler	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	deionized altered pulsating Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	polymerized extra-denatured gray bouncing pulsating Bettie page	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	anodized moist tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	improved galvanized heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	red heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	twirling Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	aerosolized fuchsia rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 44
9744	modified corrupted tumbling mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 33
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	ionized activated rhinestone	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 48
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	narrow riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	blurry ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	dog trainer's Team Avarice cap	0		Experience (familiar): +1
9755	healthy Team Sloth cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
9756	jittery stylish Team Wrath cap	0		Moxie: +25
9757	jittery dance instructor's Mu cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
9758	wobbly Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	ghostly Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	squat Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	ghostly Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	twirling Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	blurry twirling Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	olive Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	blinking Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	blinking Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	huge Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	ghostly lime green Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	shaking Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	twirling Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	spinning Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	skewed fuchsia Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	maroon Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	wobbly Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	teal Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	teal Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	skewed ghostly Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	yellow Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	blinking tumbling Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	jittery Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	pulsating Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	ghostly Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	cyan Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	spinning Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	bouncing amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	cyan razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	maroon bouncing smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	tumbling rocket	0		
9828	twisted fuchsia huge magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 10
9829	denatured bouncing tumbling brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	twisted glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	denatured scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 25
9832	denatured pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 45
9833	mixed red lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	dried spinning gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 25
9835	upside-down FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	sharpshooter's hardened razor-sharp FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	red Jeselnik's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	tumbling Samson's FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	hardy FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	shellacked hardened &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	shaking Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	bouncing LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	mirror faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	jittery to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	cyan flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	anodized enhanced universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	shaking LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	spoiled FantasyRealm turkey leg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	practically non-alcoholic tolerable FantasyRealm mead	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	spinning arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	tumbling grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	rotten snack-sized druidic s'more	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	dried maroon sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	extra-dry bad mourning wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	blurry jittery map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	upside-down narrow map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	rotten miniature denastified haunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	perfectly mixed blurry bad rum and good cola	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	colloidal upside-down Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	spinning manspreader's crafty leggings of the Spider Queen of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	medical-grade slick Master Thief's utility belt of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	ghostly pulsating miser's Rosewater's Duke Vampire's regal cloak of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	flame-retardant scandalous healthy Dragonscale breastplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	groovy belt of Ogrekind of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	Jeselnik's Sinatra's experienced The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	cyan inspector's scandalous dangerous nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	auspicious healthy arcane researcher's the Archwizard's briefs	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	electrified the Ley Incursion's waist of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	shaking double-paned Lo Pan's resourceful shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	Jeselnik's ring of the Skeleton Lord of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	tumbling bouncing avaricious foul-smelling groovy scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	clever veiny studded brainy deadfall branch	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20
9894	upside-down reassuring frosty banded Staff of Kitchen Royalty of vim and vigor of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	tumbling dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	mediocre weak bouncing two meat muck	2	decent	
9899	snack-sized moldy chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	crappy	
9900	flavorless jumbo upside-down chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	5	decent	
9901	flavorless chocolate Spider Queen	4	decent	
9902	aged hipster cocktail	3	awesome	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	purple God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	bouncing skewed G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	ghostly gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	bouncing glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	blue crude oil congealer	0		
9915	small rotten good guava	2	crappy	
9916	watered-down acceptable gin and ginger	2	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dehydrated maroon gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	skewed SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	magnetized alkaline altered jittery Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	corrupted Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	dehydrated skewed jittery Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	olive Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	family-friendly fireproof flame-retardant foul-smelling Brutal brogues	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: 4, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	inspector's sizzling manspreader's dance instructor's Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	huge mirror careful occult Fonzie's Nouveau nosering of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	moist squat sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	deionized magnetized twirling boiling broth	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	alkaline interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	upside-down Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	jittery burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	blue Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	bouncing hale smartaleck's cool PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	skewed Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	watered-down artisanal narrow Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	wobbly neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	olive upside-down slick weightlifter's pentagram bandana	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	twirling fireproof skull ring	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	bland thick upside-down PB&J with the crusts cut off	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	blinking dorky glasses of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	censurious stylish ponytail clip	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	olive unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	distilled gray upside-down Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	lightning-fast cosmetic football	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	wobbly prompt Sherlock's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	prompt pump-up high-tops	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	anodized runproof mascara	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	shaking very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	pulsating rosy-cheeked noticeable pumps of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	upside-down gray surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	lousy everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	skewed jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	prompt steel-toed denim jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	tumbling dance instructor's personal trainer's ratty knitted cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	quilted arcane researcher's intimidating chainsaw	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	acceptable high-proof party beer bomb	10	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	yummy wobbly sweet party mix	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	distilled ghostly squat party balloon	1		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	padded party pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	censurious Sinatra's party whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	acceptable practically non-alcoholic TRIO cup of beer	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	tasty squat cyan party platter for one	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	pickled wobbly upside-down Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	upside-down party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	Van der Graaf wholesome party crasher	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	tumbling Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	shaking party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	blurry latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	twirling voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	thinker's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Mysticality: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	shaking fuchsia absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	teal wobbly snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	flame-wreathed Da Vinci's snakeskin thighboots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	chilly Fonzie's snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	pulsating horrifying snakeskin jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	mirror twirling fuchsia slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	asbestos-lined flame-wreathed slime waders of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	jittery ruddy steel-toed rock-hard slime fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 14, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	upside-down sinister brainy slime knuckles of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	mirror government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	ribald frosty razor-sharp government-issued slacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	steel-toed quilted beefy government-issued eyeshade	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	blinking hardy sage government-issued necktie of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	coward's mutant arm of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	twirling up-at-dawn scorching mutant legs of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	shellacked sage mutant crown of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	jumbo adequate ghostly ectoplasm	5	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	yummy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	special hand-crafted spirit-forward bottle of vodka	5	EPIC	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	half-sized normal bouncing pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	weak hand-crafted martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	moldy twirling cherry pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	hand-crafted upside-down eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	diet moldy gray Hell ramen	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	artisanal gimlet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	aged twice-haunted screwdriver	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	miniature normal candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	smooth runny fermented egg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	massive moldy skewed oldcake	10	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	stale traditional Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	twirling zippy plastic wild beaver	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	personal trainer's plastic reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	up-at-dawn plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	blurry spinning asbestos-lined plastic orphan	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	frightening plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	spinning yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	tumbling Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	blurry Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	energetic pristine walrus tusk of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	twirling supercharged Samson's stylish Staff of Frozen Lard of the empath	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	skewed plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	bland snack-sized pulsating grilled mooseflank	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	normal moosemeat pie	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	blurry ribald balanced antler	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	mirror olive dam of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	watered-down smooth gray beavermouth	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	acceptable beaver punch (papaya)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	delicious special beaver punch (peach)	3	awesome	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	artisanal gray beaver punch (cherry)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	censurious Canadian lantern of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	pulsating mirror Samson's muskox-skin cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	massive bland glass of raw eggs	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	tolerable watered-down blurry punch-drunk punch	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	dried body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	upside-down olive groovy bauxite beret	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	Newton's bauxite boxers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	lightning-fast bauxite bow-tie	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	purple frightening Jack Frost's hale Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	flavorless enchanted sausage	3	decent	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	huge Jeselnik's chaotic red-hot sausage fork	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	lime green bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	green jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	olive Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	lousy twirling beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	tasty fancy blue yule gruel	3	awesome	Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	artisanal weak hot watered rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	hand-crafted bottle of Crimbognac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	rotten Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	denatured skewed bouncing Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	squat Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	yellow Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	blue Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	upside-down Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	twirling Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	Jim Carey's Rosewater's sage Crimbolex watch	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	shaking medical-grade healthy studded hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
10082	lion tamer's Da Vinci's chalk chlamys	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	huge Temple Grandin's chalk chain of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	tumbling shellacked chalk chalice of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	Usain Bolt's supercool chalk chinos	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	weightlifter's strapping chalk chapeau	0		Muscle: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	huge aromatic banded chalk choker	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	pickled chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	colloidal blurry candy chalk	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 37
10090	maroon nasty chilly marble maebari	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	Oprah's marble mantle of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	miser's supercool marble magnet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	MacGyver's marble mignonette bowl of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	veiny marble medallion of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	grievous Da Vinci's marble mariachi hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	dried marble molecules	1		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	frozen galvanized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 58
10098	mirror zippy gravedigger's punching bag	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	jittery occult brainy pith helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	nasty poncho of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	blurry narrow executive pendant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	medical-grade Herculean palazzos	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	padded pseudoaccordion of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	boiled jittery blinking blinking pieces	1		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	improved super-diffused Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 30
10106	educational terra cotta truss of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	mirror huge nippy boxer's terra cotta trousers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	ribald terra cotta tongs of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	shellacked terra cotta train of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	terra cotta tie tack of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	lard-coated terra cotta tambourine of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	altered yellow twirling spinning terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	ionized super-vacuum-sealed terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 34
10114	hale ruddy velour voulge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	blinking squat aromatic velour vambraces of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	bouncing inspector's velour veil of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	rosy-cheeked fortified velour viscometer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	manspreader's ruddy velour valise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	sizzling velour vaqueros of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	modified jittery wobbly maroon velour veneer	1		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	adjusted Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 68
10122	mirror manspreader's hardened glass suspenders	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	cyan mansplainer's strapping glass shield	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	blinking knitted chaotic glass stetson	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	blurry fortified brawny glass spectacles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	medical-grade glass shiv of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	scandalous chaotic glass serape	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	denatured narrow glass shards	1		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	pickled hard candy	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 55
10130	miser's Jeselnik's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	sizzling crafty loofah lei	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	mirror hale loofah lederhosen of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	Oprah's hardy loofah ladle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	shaking asbestos-lined Oprah's loofah legwarmers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	blue gravedigger's beefy loofah lavalier	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	modified loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	modified extra-deionized vacuum-sealed wobbly blurry chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 54
10138	squat flame-retardant padded flagstone flag	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	mirror Fonzie's flagstone flail of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	family-friendly dog trainer's flagstone flip-flops	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	mirror clever savvy flagstone fez	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	spinning tumbling Temple Grandin's flagstone fleece of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	squat manspreader's sage flagstone fringe	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	pickled flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	diffused polymerized Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 29
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	cobbled-together Meat detector of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	frozen blinking tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	pickled bouncing prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	shaking sizzling tailored vest	0		Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	elf army poncho of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	tasty pulsating elf army field rations	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gray gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	curative rosy-cheeked discarded bowtie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	perfectly mixed martiny	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	pickled licorice snake	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 33
10161	ionized anodized liquefied virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 33
10162	warmed polymerized tumbling mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 52
10163	extra-flattened government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 17
10164	modified energized Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 19
10165	huge mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	foul-smelling dance instructor's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	huge flavorless narrow bloodstick	7	decent	
10170	artisanal wobbly bottle of Sanguiovese	3	EPIC	
10171	spoiled actual blood sausage	3	crappy	
10172	lousy mulled blood	4	decent	
10173	normal blood snowcone	4	good	
10174	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Red Russian	1	good	
10175	bite-sized flavorless spinning blood roll-up	1	decent	
10176	bad maroon bottle of blood	3	decent	
10177	rotten immense blood-soaked sponge cake	10	crappy	
10178	enchanted triple-distilled mediocre vampagne	9	decent	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 30
10179	enchanted snack-sized moldy plain snowcone	2	crappy	Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 20
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	mirror money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	huge Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	shaking blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	fuchsia narrow PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	spinning PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	supercharged cool PirateRealm eyepatch of bravery	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	red tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	skewed Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	yummy snack-sized crabsicle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	jittery upside-down melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	watered-down perfectly mixed pulsating tumbling bottle of dark rhum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	watered-down perfectly mixed bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	acceptable bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	dry ionized shaking skewed pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	careful hardy conquistador's breastplate	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	huge sizzling pirate pantaloons of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	skewed windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	blue hardy thinker's pirate radio ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	moldy olive pineapple slab	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	moldy pulsating hibiscus petal	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	non-quantum polymerized huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	jittery tumbling cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	mixed skewed ice molecule	1		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	twirling Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	tumbling Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	mixed red pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	huge Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	twirling PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	narrow horrifying plush sea serpent	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	rotten pirate fork	4	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	pulsating ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	lightning-fast wholesome piratical blunderbuss	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	tumbling dog trainer's wizardly PirateRealm party hat of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	lousy weak Island Landslide	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	delicious Island Thunderstorm	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	artisanal fortified shaking Island Hurricane	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	bad Skull Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	weak delicious Electric Punch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Smuggler's Punch	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	extra-dry delicious Scorpion Bowl	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	perfectly mixed narrow Turtle Bowl	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	drinkable fancy high-proof Cobra Bowl	10	good	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	ghostly foul-smelling careful rosy-cheeked Rosewater's savvy vampyric cloake	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	teal plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	modified cyan one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 12
10245	blinking arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blurry blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	blue blinking overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	huge avaricious supercharged Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	wobbly auspicious lard-coated ribald therapeutic personal trainer's experienced smartaleck's slick hewn moon-rune spoon of the wise owl of the sewer of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	yellow cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	tumbling rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	blurry pulsating gravedigger's curative razor-sharp Beach Comb	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	squat spinning pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	bouncing squat empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	jittery etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	quantum maroon magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	enhanced ionized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	moist cold-filtered jittery gray seashell	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	galvanized seashell	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	alkaline seashell	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	hand-crafted watered-down bottle of sea wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	pickled kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	pulsating flame-retardant dog trainer's medical-grade rock-hard grievous Fonzie's driftwood hat of the ox of the brute of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	pulsating squat censurious lard-coated foul-smelling electrified studded slick beefy driftwood pants of chilblains of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	Usain Bolt's scandalous foul-smelling nasty energetic wicked driftwood bracelet of the ox of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: 15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	rock-hard waders of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	hardened beefy spearfish fishing spear of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	deadly groovy rabbitfish fin of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	narrow piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	jittery piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	Van der Graaf pirate cutlass of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	gravedigger's nasty quilted tricorn hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	Jim Carey's vibrating swash buckle of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	shaking meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	mirror double-paned scandalous curative meteorite earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	upside-down tumbling nippy personal trainer's meteorite necklace of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	blinking manspreader's extremely unsafe meteorite ring of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	pressed ionized wobbly Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 64
10290	Vulcanized extra-dry liquefied chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 21
10291	spinning dangerous beefy driftwood beach comb of wisdom	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	jittery stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	censurious baleful whittled tiara of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	Jack Frost's groovy whittled shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	frightening careful deadly whittled flail	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	rosy-cheeked whittled wand of wisdom of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	Van der Graaf whittled flute of the dark arts of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	skewed teal avaricious forbidden whittled bear figurine of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	zippy stylish whittled owl figurine of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	ribald Jim Carey's veiny whittled fox figurine	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	narrow manspreader's dance instructor's cool strapping whittled walking stick	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	moldy campfire hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	adequate campfire baked potato	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	yummy narrow campfire s'more	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	tasty campfire beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	moldy immense campfire stew	6	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	alkaline polarized huge leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 17
10310	bouncing rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	narrow signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	spinning low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	normal miniature special space chowder	2	good	Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 30
10321	weak drinkable pulsating huge space wine	2	good	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	twirling Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	huge prompt executive Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	snack-sized normal bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	snack-sized toothsome tumbling squat flan del mar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	toothsome Baja sopapilla	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	crafty plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	mirror plastic sea elf of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	extremely unsafe plastic yuleviathan	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	tumbling toasty plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	quilted plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	blurry red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	moldy mana-coated yams	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	bland half-sized mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	stale immense mana-fortified cranberry sauce	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	thick decent mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	5	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	extra-quantum triple-denatured bouncing patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	dehydrated industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	alkaline extra-dry cyan upside-down unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	boiled pulsating vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	altered a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	electrified corrupted organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	tolerable practically non-alcoholic jittery boot flask	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	cold-filtered infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	mixed fish sauce	1		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	diet adequate guffin	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	dried skewed Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	twisted twirling non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	magnetized tumbling peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	boiled wet adjusted shaking Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	modified galvanized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	purple envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	twisted jittery livid energy	1		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	pulsating maroon micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	vaporized cyan beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	oxygenated eggnog helmet of bravery of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	jittery maroon peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	electrified concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	corrupted bouncing liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	twirling map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	jittery Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	teal rosewater-soaked flame-retardant Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	wobbly The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	modified narrow shaking salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	MacGyver's dance instructor's ribbon candy ascot	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	tumbling Da Vinci's anemoney clip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	denatured narrow super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	fireproof icing poncho of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	colloidal tarnished shaking glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	chilly Mer-kin rollpin of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	olive personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	rotten spinning bowl of mernudo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	bad strong fishelada	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	adequate blinking ojo de pez burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	squat Socratic nutcracker hat of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	upside-down mansplainer's smooth nutcracker waistcoat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	twirling lightning-fast strapping nutcracker pants	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	shellacked nutcracker boots of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	squat Fonzie's nutcracker sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	upside-down fuchsia lightning-fast rosewater-soaked nutcracker drumstick	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	sage nutcracker beard of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	huge frightening savvy nutcracker cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	spinning asbestos-lined wholesome nutcracker epaulets	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	moldy salt plum	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	pulsating mirror peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	bland lime green and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	mansplainer's Lo Pan's kelp-holly gun of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	censurious Yuleviathan necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	mirror forbidden extremely unsafe peppermint spine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	jittery Socratic soggy elf shoes of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	perfumed Temple Grandin's Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	frightening kelp-holly drape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	mirror nasty scorching therapeutic extremely unsafe Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	tiny rotten tempura and bean	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	enchanted tolerable salt plum sake	4	good	Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	ionized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	polymerized triple-pressed mirror almond	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 65
10429	non-chilled handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	mirror nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	bouncing auspicious Retrospecs of the sewer of doom	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	gray ghostly skewed spinning Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	yellow mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	Jack Frost's quilted sinister Powerful Glove of the pedagogue of chilblains	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	tumbling enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	spinning Samson's weightlifter's Drip harness of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
10442	beefy drippy truncheon	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	decent drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	delicious skewed glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	normal immense skewed wobbly drippy caviar	6	drippy	
10448	rotten drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	executive drippy stake	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
10450	shaking The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	tumbling The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	concentrated fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 39
10459	polarized denatured bouncing narrow healthy juice	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 45
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	mirror fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	red twirling bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	blinking huge work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	Sherlock's cape	0		Item Drop: +25
10467	censurious mansplainer's back shell	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10468	blinking spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	upside-down Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	pulsating knitted bony back shell	0		Cold Resistance: +3
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	dry blooper ink	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 62
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	skewed plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	maroon packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	blurry free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	squat free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	flavorless miniature mushroom filet	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	olive mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	diluted skewed purple mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	artisanal tumbling mushroom whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	narrow lightning-fast perfumed dance instructor's mushroom cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	spinning thinker's mushroom shield of wisdom of doom of temperance	0		Mysticality: 25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	greedy therapeutic slick mushroom pants of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	skewed lightning-fast asbestos-lined dangerous mushroom badge of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	lime green plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	galvanized ionized piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	upside-down sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	kettle bell of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	supercharged glued-together crystal ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	shaking martini dregs of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	skewed lard-coated flickering flashlight	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	Rosewater's crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	shaking Jack Frost's outmoded fidget toy	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	mirror flimsy ski pole of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	pizza box of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	careful baleful chipped coffee mug	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	quilted Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	blinking drippy grub	0		
10516	gray wobbly drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	distilled bad narrow drippy pilsner	5	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	red drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	Rosewater's gory drippy orb	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	wobbly crafty dance instructor's Guzzlr tablet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	red Guzzlr souvenir stein of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	acceptable weak pulsating Ghiaccio Colada	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	high-proof tolerable Sourfinger	6	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	strong drinkable Nog-on-the-Cob	5	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	aged watered-down Steamboat	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	lousy watered-down Buttery Boy	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	shaking Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	teal clown car key of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	olive miser's batting cage key of the ox of the cougar	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	mirror toasty electrified grievous aqu&iacute;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	wool coward's wholesome knob labinet key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	spinning aromatic Newton's Rosewater's weremoose key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	wicked peg key	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	shaking kekekey of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	blinking Usain Bolt's rabbit's foot key	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	twirling electrified brawny knob shaft skate key	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	prompt crafty ice key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	double-paned anchovy can key	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	blue family-friendly cactus key of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	twirling red wool f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	squat twirling razor-sharp Newton's treasure chest key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	asbestos-lined demonic key of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	double-paned key sausage	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	purple sharpshooter's slick knob treasury key	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	auspicious rosewater-soaked fortified scrap key	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	arcane researcher's rose key of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	music box key of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	blinking censurious hale actual skeleton key	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	upside-down mansplainer's sharpshooter's deep-fried key of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	mansplainer's Sinatra's discarded bike lock key	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	liquefied wet blinking marshroom	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 35
10573	shaking bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	narrow drippy candy bar	0		
10576	vacuum-sealed salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 57
10577	cold-filtered upside-down huge writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 23
10578	liquefied cold-filtered red bouncing gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	blurry cyan dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	tumbling packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	wobbly knitted birch battery of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	auspicious shellacked cool ebony epee	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	wobbly reassuring medical-grade ruddy weeping willow wand	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	friendly Jim Carey's experienced beechwood blowgun	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	blurry olive foul-smelling careful maple magnet of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	greedy healthy hemlock helm of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	narrow sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	ghostly pulsating thinker's strapping balsam barrel of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	warmed boiled pulsating huge redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	twirling purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	jittery Jim Carey's medical-grade purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	twirling wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	upside-down smelly sizzling razor-sharp savvy brawny wormwood wedding ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	tumbling Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	olive drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	skewed Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	ert grey goo ring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	narrow huge Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	pulsating Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	non-nitrogenated enhanced Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	triple-aerosolized triple-warmed deionized Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	maroon Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	flavorless Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	pulsating Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	double-Vulcanized unsweetened Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	cyan Jeselnik's sage Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	cyan shellacked Yeg's Motel bathrobe of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	upside-down wobbly stylish Yeg's Motel slippers of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	spinning nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	skewed jittery greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	green onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	mirror onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	mirror alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	upside-down huge alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	mirror bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	lime green zippy lion tamer's groovy Cargo Cultist Shorts of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	weak acceptable flask of moonshine	2	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	coward's sea-worn candlestick of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	ghostly bouncing Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	dry non-altered squat null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	stale special huge chocolate chip muffin	4	decent	Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 40
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	purple Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	squat spinning grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	cold-filtered fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	boiled unsweetened bouncing blinking boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	nitrogenated double-flattened cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	pressed aerosolized overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	oxidized twirling hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	liquefied jittery hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	skewed Book of Old-Timey Carols of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	MacGyver's Crimbo smile	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	denatured dry blurry candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	non-modified electrified sugar	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	modified quantum non-flattened spinning multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	padded plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	tumbling ribald plastic multi-level marketer	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	bouncing huge dangerous plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	blinking gray personal trainer's plastic Mirth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	stanky plastic Penny	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	blinking blurry careful neck wreath	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	groovy shining star cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	spinning sinister nativity shorts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	tumbling lard-coated wholesome myrrh pouch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	frosty frankincenser of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	razor-sharp gilded trumpet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	narrow padded &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	jittery dance instructor's wine carrier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	pulsating Sherlock's candy bucket	0		Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	polarized prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	diffused wet pulsating red imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	triple-enhanced magnetized polymerized hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	red government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	upside-down government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	ghostly government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	skewed Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	purple food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	squat candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	strapping fruit bat of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	Sherlock's rosewater-soaked tinsel orb	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	chilly snowpack of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	skewed Tesla energetic Satan hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	perfumed Crimbo stockings of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	olive poncho de azucar of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	yellow The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	upside-down mirror The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	olive The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	maroon blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	yummy half-sized jittery blurry and pepper (stale)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	aged cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	ghostly goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	lousy barrel-aged eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	flavorless hand-crafted candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	flavorless drive-thru burger	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	perfectly mixed Boulevardier cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	Vulcanized flattened Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	miniature spoiled tumbling bowl full of jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	lousy Eye and a Twist	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	warmed nitrogenated Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	shaking digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	mirror twirling packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	ghostly blue fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	narrow yellow emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	pulsating spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	alkaline battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	diffused double-chilled twirling ghostly battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	extra-nitrogenated battery (D)	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	warmed huge blurry lime green huge battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	quadruple-polarized ionized battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	triple-polymerized vacuum-sealed blurry battery (car)	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	aged green marshmallow bomb	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	fuchsia packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	tumbling plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	colloidal altered huge short beer	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	irradiated pickled short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	nitrogenated blue short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	unsweetened modified shaking squat short glass of water	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	non-vacuum-sealed short	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	squat Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	tumbling quantum of familiar	0		
10759	blue ghostly medical-grade Herculean familiar scrapbook	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	twirling clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	veiny wholesome forbidden fedora-mounted fountain	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	jittery blurry smooth sombrero-mounted sparkler of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	twirling aromatic Tesla ruddy porkpie-mounted popper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	pulsating rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	wobbly rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	stale fire crackers	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	blue Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	rosy-cheeked smartaleck's Catherine Wheel	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	careful rocket boots of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	rock-hard stiffened sparkler	0		Damage Reduction: 6, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	blinking spinning Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	super-flattened alkaline teal Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	double-Vulcanized double-liquefied bouncing yellow The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	oxidized Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	frozen deionized Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	chilled cyan Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	wobbly wobbly therapeutic quilted extra-large utility candle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	bouncing personal trainer's runed taper candle of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	blurry shellacked novelty sparkling candle of vim and vigor of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	beefy Abracandalabra of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	cyan frightening sinister extra-wide head candle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	corrupted polymerized bouncing natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	modified double-pickled rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	oxidized huge banana candle	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	vacuum-sealed unsweetened huge ear candle	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	alkaline votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	inspector's B. L. A. R. T.	0		Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	shaking Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	jittery rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	dog trainer's curative hardy grievous industrial fire extinguisher of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	skewed The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	spinning bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	teal blurry narrow lion tamer's clever hardened Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	fancy eggwater	1	crappy	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	moldy pulsating bread man	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	moldy snack-sized shaking plain candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	bland half-sized flour cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	savvy plastic food lab	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	scorching plastic nog lab	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	twirling Herculean plastic chem lab	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	Van der Graaf plastic primary lab	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	narrow dog trainer's plastic Cheer Core	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	teal medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	lightning-fast perfumed smooth ice crown	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	pulsating Jeselnik's razor-sharp dance instructor's jeans	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	blinking squat Lo Pan's beefcake's ice wrap of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	stale tofu pop	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	decent bowl of prescription candy	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	stale bite-sized fishcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	big fancy bland bone broth	5	decent	Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	toothsome star pop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	practically non-alcoholic special mediocre Doc's Fortifying Wine	1	decent	Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	artisanal Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	weak bad Doc's Limbering Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	artisanal blurry Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	diluted wobbly Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	compressed spinning Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	dried Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dried pulsating Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	vacuum-sealed enhanced spinning anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	chilled jittery anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	pickled anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	pressed liquefied anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	diffused anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	tarnished anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	lousy watered-down pulsating Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	stale jumbo bread pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	hand-crafted clear Russian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	spinning red Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	bouncing gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	twirling gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	shaking dangerous cozy scarf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	normal bouncing huge Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	tarnished pulsating fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	rosy-cheeked third ear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	chaotic peppermint-scented socks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	fuchsia the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	bouncing jittery coward's depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	jittery lime green synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	adequate &quot;caramel&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	teal electrified self-repairing earmuffs	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	MacGyver's carnivorous potted plant	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	educational yule hatchet	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	yummy snack-sized lab-grown meat	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	frightening fleece	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	red bouncing wobbly cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	smooth pants	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	ghostly ribald MacGyver's stylish can of mixed everything	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	blurry Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	spoiled meatball	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	blinking meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	compressed huge upside-down fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	boiled narrow squat astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	skewed rosewater-soaked Oprah's rosy-cheeked magnifying glass	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	hand-crafted void lager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	spoiled huge void burger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	teal void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	lightning-fast flame-wreathed chilly Temple Grandin's void shard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	huge undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	skewed boxer's combat lover's locket	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	olive Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	blurry grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	upside-down trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	gray undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	gray bouncing censurious brawny unbreakable umbrella (broken) of horror of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	warmed narrow emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	shaking extremely unsafe survival knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	squat coward's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	slick headlamp	0		Moxie: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	ribald dangerous educational thermal blanket	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	upside-down lard-coated atlas of local maps	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	pressed colloidal skewed spare battery	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	pressed pickled single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	altered liquefied ghostly gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	decent immense squat 20-lb can of rice and beans	8	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	adequate fancy expired MRE	3	good	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	decent cool mint precipice bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	bite-sized decent bouncing carrot cake precipice bar	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	blinking The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	nasty June cleaver of wisdom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	hand-crafted Dad's brandy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	rosy-cheeked wizardly teacher's pen	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	rotten purple fire-roasted lake trout	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	rotten mirror guilty sprout	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	auspicious beefy mother's necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	non-deionized quantum narrow trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	galvanized aerosolized savings bond	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	compressed sweat-ade	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	spinning unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	twirling thick dinosaur	0		
10934	fuchsia dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	gray nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	fuchsia vibrating pterodactyl rifle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	fuchsia birdseed hat	0		
10939	shaking flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	bouncing dinosaur dart	0		
10941	warmed Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 43
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	narrow aromatic camouflage vest	0		Stench Resistance: +1
10944	tumbling Dinodollar	0		
10945	cyan upside-down valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	fuchsia dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	Herculean weightlifter's awkward dinosaur research harness of the brute	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1
10948	wicked reflective vest	0		Spell Damage: +5
10949	narrow dinosaur of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
10950	blurry Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	knitted Tesla Jurassic Parka	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	ghostly boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	ionized modified narrow twirling autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	delicious practically non-alcoholic special AutumnFest ale	1	awesome	Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	tumbling Jeselnik's crafty beefcake's autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	jittery jittery stanky foul-smelling healthy rock-hard autumn debris shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	huge toothsome green autumn-spice donut	6	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	ionized blue autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	purple twirling careful autumn leaf pendant of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	distilled ghostly yellow autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	vacuum-sealed electrified lime green autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	huge familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	acceptable blinking Oopsie IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	blurry Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	snack-sized normal skewed ratatouille de Jarlsberg	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	stale huge blue Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	low-calorie spoiled narrow roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	gigantic bland St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	stale Pete's wiley whey bar	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	bite-sized normal skewed Pete's rich ricotta	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	delicious cyan Boris's beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	spoiled green honey bun of Boris	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	snack-sized bland spinning Boris's bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	bouncing yellow blinking Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	squat cyan Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	adequate baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	diet rotten huge plain calzone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	moldy roasted vegetable focaccia	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	stale Pizza of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	normal Calzone of Legend	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	squat Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	fuchsia jittery Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	squat olive Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	flavorless Deep Dish of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	shaking ruddy prohie's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	electrified warmed galvanized skewed imported taffy	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	tumbling sizzling deadly Charleston shoes	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	jittery curative rare oboe of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	Jim Carey's Van der Graaf bullet necklace	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	bland super-sized mirror swamp haunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	ruddy sage gator shades	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Charleston Choo-Choo	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	bad spirit-forward Velvet Veil	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	tolerable Marltini	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	high-proof drinkable Strong, Silent Type	9	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	fancy perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Mysterious Stranger	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	tolerable Champagne Shimmy	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	knitted Tesla ceramic cestus	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	experienced smooth ceramic centurion shield of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	twirling careful sharpshooter's ceramic celery grater	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	spinning stiffened thinker's ceramic celsiturometer of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	beefcake's strapping ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Muscle: 30, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	Jack Frost's Lo Pan's veiny ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	powdered ghostly skewed ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	super-irradiated energized extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 69
11028	avaricious Tesla Newton's chiffon chevrons	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	blinking coward's supercool beefcake's chiffon chapeau	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	tumbling foul-smelling curative chiffon chamberpot of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	steel-toed Rosewater's chiffon chemise of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	Tesla healthy extremely unsafe chiffon chakram	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	huge electrified stylish brainy chiffon chaps	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	pickled narrow chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	wet pickled huge chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 33
11036	stale chocomotive	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	decent freightcake	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	watered-down mediocre cabooze	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	green gravedigger's plastic passenger car	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	plastic dining car of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	skewed energetic wholesome plastic coal car	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	stylish plastic locomotive	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	blurry packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	wobbly model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	nitrogenated dry olive jittery Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 67
11051	wet mirror Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 29
11052	quantum Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 36
11053	wet irradiated Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 27
11054	vacuum-sealed improved narrow Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 36
11055	Vulcanized enhanced gray huge Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 42
11056	huge ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	red ping-pong ball	0		
11058	ghostly Tesla Trainbot harness	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11059	narrow ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	yellow spinning Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	gray Usain Bolt's steel-toed padded head-mounted Trainbot	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	family-friendly smartaleck's leg-mounted Trainbots of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	squat zippy energetic personal trainer's shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cyan narrow cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	watered-down acceptable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	bland honey-drenched ham slice	4	decent	
11071	bad mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	decent	
11072	normal purple Crimbo food scraps	4	good	
11073	pulsating arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	gray automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	huge table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	twirling industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	decent teal steamed oyster	4	good	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	bouncing blinking deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	blinking steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	hand-crafted ghostly jittery Crimbosmopolitan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	spoiled fancy Crimbo dinner	3	crappy	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	spinning overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	tumbling unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	zippy chilly savvy grubby wool hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
11093	energetic rosy-cheeked grubby wool scarf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
11094	upside-down hale banded grubby wool trousers of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
11095	Sherlock's reassuring asbestos-lined grubby wool gloves of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
11096	teal grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	bad watered-down nice warm beer	2	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	narrow groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	vaporized maroon fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	blinking bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	red whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	toothsome pixel bread	3	awesome	
11113	weak acceptable pixel whiskey	2	good	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	fuchsia S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	dry ionized blinking glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	chilled frozen upside-down mushroom	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	pickled pressed five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	yummy super good fruit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	modified tumbling energized spores	1		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	supercharged hot pepper of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	tarnished out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	pressed quadruple-moist squat gray fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	boiled warmed skewed ghostly flapper fly	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	artisanal shot of wasp venom	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	extra-vacuum-sealed squat filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	irradiated concentrated blurry upside-down purple shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	magnetized ionized ghostly maroon pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	polarized nitrogenated pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	extra-dry magnetized angry agate	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	vacuum-sealed electrified lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	toothsome shadow sausage	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	shaking occult dance instructor's shadow skin	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	extra-magnetized triple-adjusted shadow flame	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	flavorless shadow bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	mediocre extra-dry shadow fluid	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	purple shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	lousy shadow venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	powdered purple shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	jittery mirror Sherlock's supercharged rosy-cheeked shadow stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	huge bouncing zippy bat paw of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20
11148	pulsating uncursed bat paw of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11149	Usain Bolt's electrified Fonzie's goblin cape	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11150	thinker's uncursed goblin cape	0		Mysticality: +10
11151	frosty weightlifter's dragon wishbone	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11152	pulsating scandalous uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
11153	foul-smelling crafty rock-hard wizardly stats	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10
11154	yellow Usain Bolt's uncursed stats	0		Initiative: +80
11155	yellow asbestos-lined arcane orb of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
11156	studded uncursed arcane orb	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11157	machete	0		Item Drop: +5
11158	inspector's uncursed machete	0		Item Drop: +15
11159	spinning red blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	greedy coward's Socratic medallion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20
11162	blue uncursed medallion of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11163	squat blurry Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	blinking The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	blurry shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	jittery shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	skewed shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	skewed stiffened Socratic savvy shadow chef's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	squat lard-coated sizzling nippy shadow trousers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	avaricious aromatic shadow hammer	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	maroon toasty shadow monocle of the wise owl of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	blue shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	thick normal huge shadow hot dog	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	fancy lousy shadow martini	4	decent	Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	powdered spinning shadow pill	1		
11185	cyan squat shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	non-magnetized tumbling twirling shadow candy	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 65
11189	squat replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	ghostly replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	skewed lime green replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	spinning replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	yellow replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	mirror replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	twirling purple jittery dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	fireproof ruddy replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 90, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	lime green Sherlock's replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the brazier of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 75, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	censurious manspreader's Lo Pan's hardened replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	replica V for Vivala mask of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	family-friendly manspreader's replica haiku katana of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	blinking replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	blue spinning perfumed hale supercool sage replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	fuchsia replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	red replica stone sphere	0		
11209	ghostly chilly Socratic thinker's replica Greatest American Pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +5
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	bouncing zippy wholesome replica Juju Mojo Mask of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
11212	scorching rock-hard sage replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	jittery replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	upside-down stanky forbidden dance instructor's replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	maroon replica Camp Scout backpack of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items
11217	red replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	upside-down replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	prompt foul-smelling electrified Cincho de Mayo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	mirror dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	jittery replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	maroon replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	twirling lime green replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	jittery replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	narrow healthy beefcake's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	Jim Carey's padded replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the pedagogue of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11242	cyan ribald medical-grade wholesome sinister deadly Newton's smooth weightlifter's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the wise owl of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	Herculean smartaleck's Rosewater's cool replica Powerful Glove	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	MacGyver's wizardly replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50
11246	miser's wholesome baleful wicked Socratic replica industrial fire extinguisher of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: 30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	fuchsia replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	upside-down narrow hale replica Jurassic Parka of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +60, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	blinking replica grey gosling	0		
11251	twirling replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	narrow replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	twirling miser's reassuring lion tamer's banded replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	lime green Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	rosewater-soaked crafty ruddy shellacked wizardly &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: 90, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	tumbling greasy shellacked pro skateboard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	pulsating Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	blinking teal Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	olive greasy Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	scorching nippy steel-toed Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	squat Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	diffused scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	green huge Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	red Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	unsweetened narrow scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	wobbly Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	pulsating Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	blinking Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	bad special strong Sexy Cosmo	5	decent	Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	blinking Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	inspector's gravedigger's red-soled high heels of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	yummy cyburger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	reassuring ncle leg	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11287	flame-retardant resourceful rutabuga bag	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
11288	wobbly blurry aromatic mesquito proboscis	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11289	senate fly thorax of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11290	triple-chilled red bug juice	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 32
11291	shaking resourceful spider leg	0		Maximum MP: +50
11292	brainy beetle antenna	0		Mysticality: +5
11293	wobbly jittery personal trainer's mantis skull	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11294	Vulcanized chitin powder	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 30
11295	ribald MacGyver's daddy shortlegs leg	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10
11296	chaotic birdybug antenna of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
11297	Usain Bolt's kilopede skull of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +80
11298	corrupted dry anodized tumbling haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 21
11299	tarnished deionized chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 33
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	teal souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	shaking replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	narrow boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	moldy watermelon	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	bouncing green water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	fancy normal miniature waffle	2	good	Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	sizzling mansplainer's cat o' nine teeth	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	greedy foul-smelling tooth cap	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	scorching toothy trousers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	adequate banana split	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	narrow handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	cyan medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	drinkable spirit-forward fancy twirling bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	5	good	Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	Tesla weightlifter's baywatch of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	blinking Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	bouncing Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	blinking consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	olive residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	compressed concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 40
11329	diluted huge skewed jittery meat	1		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 10
11330	compressed blurry sparkling orb	1		
11331	powdered hardening cream	1		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 25
11332	dried bouncing blurry pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	ghostly wobbly purple book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	jittery olive book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	upside-down Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	Vulcanized polymerized skewed huge sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 46
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	green rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	reassuring rake	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	brainy autumnal aegis of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	boiled distilled resin	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	maroon tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	skewed tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	energetic smooth impromptu torch	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	fortified thinker's fig leaf	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	banded smoldering drape of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	greasy medical-grade curative grievous leaf crown of the storm of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	immense tasty enchanted leafy browns	6	awesome	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	anodized quantum blue autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	Vulcanized skewed coping juice	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	gray double-paned mansplainer's supercharged savvy smooth candy cane sword cane	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	upside-down blue Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	ghostly yellow Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	bouncing automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	pulsating handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	wobbly Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	pulsating tumbling Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	immense decent pickled bread	7	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	flavorless skewed salted mutton	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	adequate corned beet	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	delicious peppermint donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	gray smelly Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	teal military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	skewed wobbly Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	high-proof perfectly mixed Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	squat Temple Grandin's weightlifter's Crimbuccaneer lantern of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	huge olive forbidden Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	blinking Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	pulsating Da Vinci's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	Vulcanized Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	bouncing Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	Elf Guard officer's sidearm of terror of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	greedy Tesla Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	weak acceptable Crimbow Rainbo	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	bouncing Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	occult sage Elf Guard broom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	skewed auspicious aromatic mansplainer's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	olive shaking shaking Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	drinkable upside-down tumbling old-school pirate grog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	flavorless teal grog nuts	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	Da Vinci's sawed-off blunderbuss of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	hand-crafted officer's nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	big bland sundae ration	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	adequate peppermint tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	stale jittery wobbly whalesteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	chilly smooth whalegun of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	blinking Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	upside-down Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	double-paned rock-hard Elf Guard clipboard of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	squat executive pegfinger	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	weak hand-crafted and claret	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	mirror squat chilly Elf Guard and beret	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	blinking greasy experienced weightlifter's shipwright's hammer	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	huge avaricious friendly gunwale of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	ribald gravedigger's veiny Kelflar vest	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	frozen magnetized chilled whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	sinister smartaleck's Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	spinning cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	perfumed gravedigger's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	censurious occult Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	quilted Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	miser's veiny baleful massive wrench	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	blurry spinning gray savvy brown pirate pants of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	crafty brawny boxer's stylish Elf dessert spoon of Leguizamo of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: 30, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	asbestos-lined Sinatra's Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	spinning free boots of Gandalf of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	wholesome Elvish underarmor of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	healthy Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	moldy sugarplum ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	adequate gingerbread nylons	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	flavorless rum-soaked fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	half-sized rotten lime	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	massive decent squat gingerbread pirate	7	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	bland fruit-stuffed rumcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	practically non-alcoholic mediocre tumbling squat mulled wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	strong hand-crafted Swedish coffee	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	drinkable olive canteen of eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	hand-crafted green hot wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	lousy blurry Jamaican coffee	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	bad weak fuchsia flask of egggrog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	cyan ghostly Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	lime green Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	huge pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	perfectly mixed weak yule grog	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	adequate super-sized shaking wet tack	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	spoiled whalecake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	wobbly flame-retardant stanky vibrating gunwale whalegun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	hand-crafted olive and claret	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	blinking rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	upside-down sharpshooter's beefy Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	yellow chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	bouncing greedy sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	wobbly executive ribald stiffened replica Elf Guard medal	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	ghostly Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	narrow Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	scandalous Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	yellow My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	narrow Usain Bolt's cool barnacle-encrusted sweater of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	avaricious forbidden Crimbuccaneer nose ring of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	twirling Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	wobbly The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	super-liquefied military candy cane	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 20
11503	double-improved concentrated groggipop	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 27
11504	dog trainer's electrified moss mace	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	fuchsia Samson's moss megaphone of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	blue weightlifter's moss medal of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	squat banded moss mitre of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	beefcake's moss mantle of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	mirror Sherlock's friendly moss marlinspike	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +25, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	vaporized wobbly blinking moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	super-concentrated double-dry frozen tumbling moss floss	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 19
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	squat blinking adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	upside-down adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	twisted purple adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	concentrated adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 22
11520	clever personal trainer's beefy crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	vibrating wizardly crepe paper parachute cape of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	wobbly shaking Temple Grandin's personal trainer's slick crepe paper pie clip	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	crafty Socratic crepe paper puzzle cube of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	wobbly curative ruddy Newton's crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	shaking chilly groovy crepe paper polka charm of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	modified wobbly crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	boiled chilled huge crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 24
11528	smartaleck's petrified wood war pike of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	smelly petrified wood waist protector of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	jittery steel-toed brainy petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	dangerous petrified wood water purifier of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	mirror grievous stylish petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	beefy petrified wood walking pants of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	pickled petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	dry frozen petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 57
11536	mediocre cybeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	blurry wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	wool Crimbuccaneer war standard of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	teal nasty Oprah's Elf Guard war standard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	skewed rosewater-soaked razor-sharp beefy spring shoes	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	super-quantum aerosolized blue ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	chilled double-aerosolized electrified tumbling crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	mirror tumbling cyan quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	frosty motion sensor	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	huge packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	Everfull Dart Holster of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	narrow research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	lard-coated savvy cool Apriling band helmet of the ox of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	twirling quilted wicked deadly Apriling band saxophone of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	flame-retardant boxer's strapping Apriling band quad tom of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	pulsating auspicious frosty coward's curative hale Apriling band tuba	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	coward's Van der Graaf medical-grade shellacked Da Vinci's Apriling band staff of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	moldy yam	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	irresponsibly strong tolerable yam martini	10	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	lousy blue sweet potato o' mine	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	bad special Southern yam	4	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	bad special sweet potato punch	3	decent	Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	snack-sized adequate Mayam spinach	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	special miniature decent yam and swiss	2	good	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	pulsating Usain Bolt's Annie Oakley's beefcake's yam cannon	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	frosty Sinatra's furry yam buckler of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	narrow thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	yellow jittery Usain Bolt's Tesla yamtility belt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	decent yam slider	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	miniature flavorless yam mayo	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	low-calorie spoiled yam burrito	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	red mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	rotten small mini kiwi	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	narrow reassuring chaotic ruddy mini kiwi bikini	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	artisanal mini kiwitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	upside-down mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	twirling mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	auspicious rosy-cheeked healthy mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	thick moldy mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	delicious practically non-alcoholic mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	enhanced cold-filtered mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	boiled modified mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	wool healthy mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	narrow wicked mini kiwi icepick	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	colloidal shaking blurry mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	purple protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	huge protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	upside-down smelly stiffened Da Vinci's messenger bag RNA	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	moldy tiny cyan skewed bacteria bisque	1	crappy	
11619	enchanted normal tiny ciliophora chowder	1	good	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 35
11620	low-calorie decent cream of chloroplasts	1	good	
11621	wobbly synaptic soup	0		
11622	blinking muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	mirror elbow soup	0		
11625	mirror green lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	olive lightning-fast Sherlock's censurious Tesla electrified tearaway pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	high-proof bad Colera Peste Nebbiolo	7	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	spinning Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	pulsating purple boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	blue blade of dismemberment of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	upside-down flame-retardant scandalous manspreader's embers-only jacket	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	supercool bembershoot	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	flavorless wheel of camembert	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	quilted brainy hat of remembering of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	red head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	tumbling embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	blurry soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	olive ghostly photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	red wobbly boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	mirror bat wings of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	jittery ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	smelly grievous monocle on a stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	shaking spinning personal trainer's plastic pipe of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	lightning-fast hardy fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	bow tie of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	avaricious fake huge beard of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	chilly Tesla astronaut helmet	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	feather boa of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	electrified medical-grade Sheriff badge	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	chaotic Sheriff pistol of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	knitted fortified Sheriff moustache	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	Da Vinci's supercool photo booth supply list	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	huge peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	spoiled whirled peas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	adequate huge peaza	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	altered twirling spinning drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	vaporized huge cyan Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	ionized pea brittle	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	delicious peasco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	decent twirling piece of cake	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	red Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	twirling TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	sizzling experienced deft pirate hook	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	Jack Frost's iron tricorn hat of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	ghostly lime green asbestos-lined jolly roger flag	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	narrow pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	acceptable pulsating tankard of spiced rum	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	perfectly mixed tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	crafty governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	mirror padded governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	ghostly pulsating governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	upside-down chili powder cutlass of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	snack-sized rotten Aztec tamale	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	wobbly pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	rosy-cheeked groggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	Jeselnik's silky pirate drawers of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	red profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	tarnished dry peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	practically non-alcoholic acceptable hard cocoa	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	rotten super-sized salmagumdi	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	horrifying plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	coward's plastic St. Patrick	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	flame-wreathed plastic Colonel Brando of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	pulsating plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	Samson's plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	twirling Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	miniature adequate shaking coney haunch	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	cold-filtered dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	fortified bad moai toai	5	decent	
11725	green aromatic weightlifter's moaiball of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	shaking olive half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	super-warmed anodized blurry olive four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	skewed mansplainer's Newton's potato jacket of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	narrow traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	careful military orb of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	flattened diffused twirling gray rum ball	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 24
11733	teal gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	dance instructor's arcane researcher's gravyskin hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	personal trainer's cool gravyskin buckler	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	careful brainy gravyskin skirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	twirling cyan horrifying healthy gravyskin pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	corrupted super-moist narrow crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	adequate snack-sized fancy wobbly room scale bean casserole	2	good	Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	blinking fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	Lo Pan's medical-grade hardened perfect Christmas scarf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	smartaleck's snowman-enchanting tophat of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	dry electrified shaking LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	spinning smelly sage Congressional Medal of Insanity of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	lousy red Easter grasshopper	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	irresponsibly strong aged Irish eggnog	10	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	watered-down drinkable canteen of jungle juice	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	aged enchanted boozy blue turchucken	5	awesome	Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	delicious red mechanically-mulled cider	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	lousy extra-dry holiday trip around the world	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	flavorless chocolate ostrich egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	half-sized normal beef and cabbage	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	flavorless gigantic candy rations	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	spoiled huge double-candied yams	10	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	tiny spoiled blinking Christmas ham	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	rotten huge holiday smorgasbord	10	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	fuchsia Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	avaricious bejazzled eyepatch	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	squat Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	upside-down Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	bouncing Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	upside-down Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	censurious horrifying experienced savvy egg gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	smelly lion tamer's careful army helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	spoiled tumbling Thanksgiving ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	drinkable weak Easter eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	distilled wobbly bouncing bouncing clovermint	1		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	medical-grade ruddy rock-hard nylon Christmas stockings of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	huge wobbly tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	modified Vulcanized activated deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	twirling McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	deadly McHugeLarge duffel bag of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	twirling greedy fireproof slick McHugeLarge left pole	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	perfumed sharpshooter's deadly McHugeLarge right pole	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	jittery razor-sharp beefcake's McHugeLarge left ski	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	supercharged thinker's McHugeLarge right ski	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	huge 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	boiled red narrow eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	cyan datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	mirror dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	bouncing huge dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	bouncing wobbly dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	narrow dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	ghostly malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	blurry CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	blurry server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	ghostly huge logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	diluted psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	blurry pulsating tumbling dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	blurry tumbling STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	blinking parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	teal virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	bouncing ninja crampons	0		
11832	huge ninja carabiner	0		
11833	polymerized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 12
11834	colloidal unsweetened modified blinking red blinking iDrops	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 54
11835	twirling shame coil	0		
11836	cyan ghostly shaking new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	blurry heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	ghostly phantom digit	0		
11841	shaking foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	ghostly squat Observer source code	0		
11844	red skewed chill gherkin	0		
11845	narrow childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	bouncing flyswatter	0		
11848	lime green Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	jittery sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	pulsating stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	shaking phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	blinking grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	blurry sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	tumbling glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	squat assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	boiled scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	mirror table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	weak delicious pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	distilled tumbling phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	lime green crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	huge Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	narrow unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	powdered leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	stale snack-sized gray Heck ramen	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	moldy snack-sized burrito	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	normal small beer brat	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	decent bite-sized peach pie	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	adequate shaking incredible mini-pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	watered-down drinkable Divine sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	drinkable weak tangarita sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	tolerable distilled gimlet sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	bad shaking vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	tolerable prussian cathouse sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	perfectly mixed strong pulsating pulsating Mon Tiki sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	up-at-dawn Newton's April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	spinning glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	concentrated energized spinning wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	drinkable triple-distilled Three Sheets to the Wind	10	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	toothsome bite-sized shaking pile of wet dates	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	skewed papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	twirling wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	wet shower cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	wet shower shoes of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	smooth wet shower shorts	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	red wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	pickled maroon wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	magnetized cold-filtered wet paperback	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wizardly wet shower radio	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	supercharged birthday bloon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
11903	alkaline blurry jawwetter	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 69
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	huge Sinatra's savvy Peridot of Peril of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	maroon bouncing careful terrycloth turban	0		Monster Level: -10
11907	fuchsia blinking hale jockey's hat	0		Maximum HP: +20
11908	green miser's sharpshooter's hat	0		Meat Drop: +10
11909	extra-tight skullcap of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
11910	grievous sturdy pith helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
11911	skewed mirror bishop's mitre of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
11912	fireproof tin foil hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3
11913	blinking blurry occult construction hardhat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11914	wobbly blinking stylish imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Moxie: +25
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	stylish bycocket of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11917	narrow Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	mirror packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	huge flak shield	0		
11921	blue Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	skewed exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	skewed manspreader's smartaleck's Axis helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10
11925	deadly brawny Axis fatigues	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
11926	greedy smelly Axis suspenders	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
11927	spinning skewed stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	wobbly tumbling nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	ghostly Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	friendly Allied Radio Backpack of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	bouncing confetti grenade	0		
11937	adequate small Skeleton Wars rations	2	good	
11938	bad skeleton war fuel can	3	decent	
11939	green upside-down skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	blinking M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	upside-down M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	jittery bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf hardy Allied Forces insignia	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11945	lime green mirror Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	diffused nitrogenated non-energized Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bouncing Jim Carey's bully badge	0		Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	stanky time cop top hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	pickled twirling shaking mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	bland small mirror toast with mixed berry jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	moldy cup of sugar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	massive rotten Susie's cupcake	7	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	jittery slick the gun of the bloodbag of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	acceptable spirit-forward narrow wine	5	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	upside-down really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	wobbly teal sand penny	0		
11962	sharpshooter's undersea surveying goggles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	artisanal narrow Ocean-Touched Rum	3	EPIC	
11964	vaporized wobbly water-logged pill	1		
11965	stale kelp puck	3	decent	
11966	wobbly scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	fuchsia waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	electrified yellow octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67
11972	skewed squat durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	tumbling Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	tumbling unblemished pearl	0		
11977	squat curative dentadent	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	executive greedy chilly rosy-cheeked educational blood cubic zirconia of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: 60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	altered blood thinner	1		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	delicious pheromone cocktail	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	spoiled spinal tapas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	dog trainer's Lo Pan's quilted shrunken head	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	practically non-alcoholic mediocre squat Smoking Pope	1	decent	
12053	decent low-calorie enchanted prize turkey	1	good	Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 40
12054	modified blurry medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 40
12055	bland small full-sized pumpkin pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	tolerable tumbling vodka cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	colloidal spinning yammed candy	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	adequate treasure chestnut	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	bad mulled butter rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	liquefied bouncing cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	sharpshooter's plastic left skeleton arm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	blurry plastic left skeleton leg of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	fortified plastic right skeleton arm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	crafty plastic right skeleton leg	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	yellow twirling plastic skeleton pelvis of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	twirling prompt stylish angelbone kilt	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	hardy angelbone totem	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	foul-smelling angelbone chopsticks	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	therapeutic groovy angelbone mantle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	Usain Bolt's angelbone dice	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	smelly Samson's angelbone halo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	mixed olive angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	cold-filtered biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 45
12076	yellow asbestos-lined greasy devilbone helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	sharpshooter's devilbone greaves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	double-paned razor-sharp devilbone shinguards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	devilbone corset of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	miser's weightlifter's devilbone flute	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	squat fuchsia forbidden devilbone rosary	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	diluted wobbly devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	ionized lime green tumbling jittery Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 55
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	tumbling burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	shaking burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	yellow burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	spinning burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	lion tamer's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	purple The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	drinkable Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	drinkable weak bottle of prize-winning rum	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	wobbly zippy curative Santa-Slayer medal of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	super-cold-filtered boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	deionized polymerized pickled boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	electrified colloidal boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	knitted Annie Oakley's Fonzie's smoldering vertebra	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	maroon seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	Jack Frost's hot boning knife of the brazier of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	executive perfumed fistbone of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	ghostly squat ribald resourceful burnt bone belt of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	blinking zippy scorched skull trophy	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	moldy wing bone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	bad bouncing weak skeleton venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	pickled green baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	twirling ghostly plastic skeleton rib cage of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	blurry Van der Graaf plastic skeleton skull	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	yellow plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	mirror jittery sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	spinning ghostly bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	frightening scorched skeleton mask of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	shaking knitted scorched skeleton shirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	blurry Temple Grandin's personal trainer's scorched skeleton pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	twirling wobbly messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	spinning buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	twirling Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	fortified beefy fireproof bonesaw	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	inspector's shellacked vermiculite shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	Tesla ship's lantern	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	rosewater-soaked heat-resistant harpoon pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	yummy traditional gingerloaf	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Scotch and eggnog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	modified bouncing counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	perfectly mixed &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	narrow The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	ghostly lime green crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	flavorless wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	concentrated gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 31
12179	curative glimmering crystal of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	shaking loose Meats	0		
12184	narrow Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	skewed 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	squat unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	mirror green Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	nitrogenated Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	aerosolized super-Vulcanized Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	super-chilled jittery red Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	blurry bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	mansplainer's sharpshooter's and dress	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	lime green blurry rosy-cheeked boxer's and dress	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	liquefied dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	dinosaur bone club of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	Tesla dinosaur skull helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	electrified fortified beefcake's dinosaur bone corset	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	tolerable gray Pork Elf cough syrup	3	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	enchanted normal rat pizza	4	good	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	MacGyver's hoverboard of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	stiffened wizardly left shark fin	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	family-friendly fitness tracking bracelet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	pickled gray blinking candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	normal gigantic discarded hot dog	9	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	lousy most of a beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	huge legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	miniature stale enchanted can of tuna	2	decent	Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 25
12227	stale mirror alien salad	3	decent	
12228	snack-sized rotten ratbatatouille	2	crappy	
12229	decent onigiri	3	good	
12230	decent small crudit&eacute;s	2	good	
12231	delicious sauced mutton	3	awesome	
12232	adequate green hot honey ant	3	good	
12233	bland small tomb aspic	2	decent	
12234	rotten later tots	3	crappy	
12235	flavorless upside-down Frutti di Scatoletta	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	toothsome Pesto alla Marziano	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	decent super-sized Arrattabbattabiata	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	special moldy red Orzo di Riso	3	crappy	Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	normal small Pasta Grimavera	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	bite-sized bland Linguini Ubriacapa	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	normal Formica e Pepe	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	low-calorie enchanted bland Tubetto Gelatto	1	decent	Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	miniature yummy purple Gnocci Domani	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	shaking Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	bouncing jittery scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	tumbling second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	Van der Graaf hardy Space Soldier Helmet	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
12253	jumbo tasty premium turkey leg	5	awesome	
12254	lousy tumbling styrofoam cup of mead	3	decent	
12255	fortified sword	0		Damage Absorption: +60
12256	skewed staff of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
12257	padded lute	0		Damage Absorption: +20
12258	pulsating shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	Lo Pan's sharpshooter's The Wizard's Android of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	skewed juggling ball	0		
12263	dangerous cool tactical jester's cap	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	flimsy plastic helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
12266	blurry green educational flimsy plastic greaves	0		Experience: +1
12267	flimsy plastic breastplate of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
12268	flimsy plastic shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	Usain Bolt's educational beefcake's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +1, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	narrow miser's flame-wreathed Rosewater's Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
12272	stale miniature classic banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	bland teal watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	rotten jittery quince	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	tumbling Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	bland upside-down yellow classic banana pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	magnetized frozen skewed essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	wet blurry jittery banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	perfectly mixed blue Aesop Daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	perfectly mixed blurry Monkey Congress	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	spoiled watermelon pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	Vulcanized denatured blurry concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	quadruple-chilled extra-electrified wobbly Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	weak bad Melonegroni	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	watered-down smooth Melonade Spritz	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	spoiled quince pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	denatured Vulcanized squat quince quaff	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	magnetized Quickquince	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	artisanal blue Quiskey Sour	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	tolerable Roth IPA	4	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	underdraft protection of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	yellow solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	super-sized adequate soybean futures	5	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	nitrogenated modified housing bubble	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	flattened Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 48
12298	Sherlock's financial instrument of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	deadly groovy hedge fund clippers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	rock-hard selling shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	greasy 401k ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	electrified polarized invisible hand	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	magnetized circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	super-quantum mint	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	modified yellow upside-down toxic asset	1		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	twisted intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	powdered jittery liquid asset	1		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	shaking gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	smooth Malattia Becco Malbec	4	awesome	
12316	blurry squat kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	spinning Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	spinning Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	bouncing Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"