1	fuchsia squat seal-clubbing club	0		
2	pulsating mirror seal tooth	0		
3	brainy helmet turtle	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	shaking careful ravioli hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	shaking saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	wobbly sharpshooter's disco mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	yellow pulsating stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	huge tumbling mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	distilled moxie weed	1		
15	distilled green shaking strongness elixir	1		
16	twisted magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	spoiled blurry noodles	4	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	bouncing banded asparagus knife	0		Damage Absorption: +100
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	wobbly yellow chewing gum on a string	0		
24	skewed narrow ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	huge really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Jeselnik's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	mirror snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	quilted Dolphin King's crown	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	tumbling pulsating Knob Goblin scimitar of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
36	toasty Knob Goblin tongs	0		Hot Damage: +5
37	mirror avaricious viking helmet	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	red narrow steel-toed Knob Goblin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	lousy practically non-alcoholic ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1	decent	
42	bouncing hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	spinning worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	delicious super-sized hot buttered roll	5	awesome	
48	blinking heart of rock and roll	0		
49	adequate enchanted small bowl of cottage cheese	2	good	Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 10
50	careful Rock and Roll Legend	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	grievous Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	green banjo strings	0		
53	stone banjo of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
54	up-at-dawn personal trainer's Disco Banjo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	skewed 5-Alarm Saucepan of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	blinking slingshot	0		
60	forbidden Mace of the Tortoise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	miniature flavorless fortune cookie	2	decent	
62	ruddy oriole-feather headdress	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	blinking pulsating yellow action figure body	0		
64	bouncing teal action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	nasty Oprah's Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	twirling bar skin	0		
71	mirror blue boxer's stakes	0		Muscle Percent: +10
72	barskin hat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	jittery blinking Temple map	0		
75	purple sapling	0		
76	ghostly Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	olive stick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
78	mansplainer's pretty bouquet	0		Monster Level: +15
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	hand-crafted ice-cold Willer	4	EPIC	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	squat unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	blurry helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	smartaleck's basic meat sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30
94	cool basic meat pants	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	frosty basic meat helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	dope gangsta bling-bling of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
97	narrow greasy sage pimpin' meat hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	mirror lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	staff of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
104	ghostly scarecrow	0		
105	moldy blurry jittery bowl of charms	3	crappy	
106	ketchup	1	good	
107	skewed catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	wobbly frosty basic meat staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
111	skewed basic meat crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
112	stiffened meatloaf helmet of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	Fonzie's dripping meat sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
114	bouncing baleful dripping meat staff	0		Spell Damage: +25
115	fireproof dripping meat crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +3
116	mirror studded strapping Bugfinder Blade	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +80
117	huge Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	twirling sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	purple Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	red jittery empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	huge foul-smelling Gnollish autoplunger	0		Stench Damage: +10
128	upside-down meat pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	third-hand nunchaku	0		Item Drop: +5
130	maroon flame-wreathed eyepatch	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	jittery squat frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	twirling dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	upside-down yellow dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	tumbling eXtreme meat sword of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
148	twirling smooth eXtreme meat staff	0		Moxie: +15
149	curative eXtreme meat crossbow	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
150	manspreader's resourceful Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	wobbly steel-toed Newton's Elder Turtle Shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	stanky Tesla Colander of Em-er'il	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	Ancient Saucehelm of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	mirror lard-coated Disco 'Fro Pick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	fireproof El Sombrero De Lopez of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	huge guild application	0		
157	fuchsia Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	tumbling pie crust	0		
161	bland bouncing ghuol egg	3	decent	
162	enchanted moldy ghuol egg quiche	4	crappy	Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 10
163	Jack Frost's skeleton bone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
164	purple smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	spinning ghuol ears	0		
167	adequate small ghuol-ear kabob	2	good	
168	bone rattle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
169	spinning teal bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	moldy lihc eye pie	3	crappy	
172	spinning gnoll lips	0		
173	olive taco shell	0		
174	purple Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	stale big uncooked chorizo	5	decent	
176	blurry disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	shaking detective skull	0		
179	half-sized decent chorizo taco	2	good	
180	practically non-alcoholic special tolerable ice-cold fotie	1	good	Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 5
181	baseball	0		
182	purple batgut	0		
183	shaking bat wing	0		
184	shaking briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	skewed pulsating bat guano	0		
189	shaking guano coffee cup	0		
191	slick batskin belt	0		Moxie: +10
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	occult Mr. Accessory	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only
195	inspector's eXtreme nose ring	0		Item Drop: +15
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	shaking narrow rosy-cheeked ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
200	small rotten rat appendix kabob	2	crappy	
201	decent mirror bat wing kabob	4	good	
202	snack-sized moldy blue carob chunks	2	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	miniature adequate carob chunk cookies	2	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	EPIC	
208	jittery patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	ghostly windchimes	0		
213	shellacked filthy corduroys of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	gravedigger's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	half-sized adequate carob brownies	2	good	
217	flavorless herb brownies	3	decent	
218	blinking mirror hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	upside-down grievous gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
222	twirling phat turquoise bead	0		
223	experienced phat turquoise bracelet	0		Experience: +2
224	eyepatch of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	low-calorie rotten tofu casserole	1	crappy	
226	distilled mirror can of Red Minotaur	1	crappy	
227	olive smelly Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
228	pulsating Jack Frost's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
229	wobbly forbidden Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
230	lion tamer's dead guy's watch	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	mirror Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	squat Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	upside-down fireproof Jack Frost's Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	tolerable bottle of gin	4	good	
238	weak bad special bottle of vodka	2	decent	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 25
239	stiffened Orcish baseball cap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	cyan beefcake's Orcish cargo shorts of dire peril	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	ghostly healthy Orcish frat-paddle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
242	rotten	3	crappy	
243	normal grapefruit	3	good	
244	flavorless massive grapes	8	decent	
245	moldy olive	3	crappy	
246	tasty tomato	3	awesome	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	bad spinning salty dog	3	decent	
249	watered-down acceptable bloody mary	2	good	
250	watered-down bad screwdriver	2	decent	
251	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted martini	1	EPIC	
252	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bloody beer	1	decent	
253	delicious green twirling shot of schnapps	4	awesome	
254	lousy shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	decent	
255	lousy weak wobbly fine wine	2	decent	
256	drinkable skewed shot of tomato schnapps	3	good	
257	fancy aged practically non-alcoholic extra-spicy bloody mary	1	awesome	Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 5
258	blurry dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	yummy White Citadel fries	3	awesome	
261	delicious small White Citadel burger	2	awesome	
262	yummy squat piece of wedding cake	3	awesome	
263	enchanted normal snack-sized blue spinning chocolate chips	2	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 45
264	flavorless chocolate chip cookies	3	decent	
265	satin pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted ghostly lightning	1	super EPIC	
267	tumbling avaricious mullet wig	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	scandalous meat cowboy hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	fuchsia avaricious sword	0		Meat Drop: +30
270	picket fence	0		
271	mixed barbell	1		
272	compressed squat blue concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	twisted blinking spinning moxie weed	1		
274	wobbly Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	pickled blinking jittery extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	diluted squat olive upside-down jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	boiled blurry suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	baleful gasmask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	ghostly Boris's key	0		
283	mirror Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	jittery Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	pulsating coward's walrus-tusk earring	0		Monster Level: -20
286	purple ring of half-assed regeneration of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
287	healthy Boris's ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
288	jittery potato sprout	0		
289	Tesla Jarlsberg's earring	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
290	upside-down Jeselnik's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
291	olive reassuring can of maces of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
292	rosy-cheeked rubber axe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
293	ribald chef's hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	wobbly hale pail	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	demonskin trousers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	red dungeoneer's dungarees of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	quadruple-irradiated olive tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 22
298	wet vacuum-sealed mirror lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 63
299	pressed mirror pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 34
300	cold-filtered frozen jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 45
301	flat dough	0		
302	tiny adequate Knob sausage	1	good	
303	decent diet Knob mushroom	1	good	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	clever Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Sherlock's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	triple-deionized super-warmed Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 12
308	Knob Goblin elite helm of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	wobbly teal perfumed Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	shaking manspreader's Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Monster Level: +10
311	squat cyan hill of beans	0		
312	Knob Goblin visor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	Herculean Crown of the Goblin King	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	rotten bean burrito	3	crappy	
315	small decent squat bean burrito	2	good	
316	special yummy massive insanely bean burrito	9	awesome	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 50
317	normal bean burrito	3	good	
318	big normal bean burrito	5	good	
319	stale insanely bean burrito	4	decent	
320	snack-sized normal bat haggis	2	good	
321	moldy thick menudo	5	crappy	
322	miniature rotten blinking goat cheese	2	crappy	
323	toothsome blinking plain pizza	4	awesome	
324	spoiled sausage pizza	3	crappy	
325	spoiled mirror narrow goat cheese pizza	4	crappy	
326	flavorless mushroom pizza	3	decent	
327	skewed huge goat	0		
328	practically non-alcoholic tolerable bottle of whiskey	1	good	
329	Sinatra's goat beard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	yellow glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	delicious watered-down narrow Canadian	2	awesome	
332	bland big lime green lemon	5	decent	
333	normal lime	3	good	
334	clever sabre teeth	0		Maximum MP: +20
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	wholesome consolation ribbon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	bouncing tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	oxidized ghostly ghostly Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 64
341	enhanced Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 67
342	twirling Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	electrified blinking Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 57
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	maroon scrumptious reagent	0		
347	blinking Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	therapeutic ninja mask	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	huge blue squat hot katana blade	0		
351	careful Socratic icy-hot katana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10
352	pulsating weightlifter's ninja hot pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	brainy beefy nunchaku	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5
355	eXtreme scarf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	upside-down smooth snowboarder pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	spinning Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	small stale gr8ps	2	decent	
359	immense bland gray t8r tots	8	decent	
360	Socratic miner's helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	beefy miner's pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	hardened 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Damage Reduction: 3
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	jittery shaking asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	wobbly linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	gray chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	wobbly mirror knitted sizzling linoleum sword	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
379	hardy educational linoleum staff	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50
380	hale beefy linoleum crossbow	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20
381	lime green twirling lightning-fast thinker's asbestos sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +40
382	blinking flame-retardant greasy asbestos staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
383	healthy stylish asbestos crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20
384	groovy beefcake's chrome sword	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10
385	asbestos-lined chrome staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
386	curative Sinatra's chrome crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	squat yeti fur	0		
389	Da Vinci's meaty helmet turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	skewed frosty asbestos helmet turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	reassuring linoleum helmet turtle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	chrome helmet turtle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	squat huge penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	upside-down sinister penguin shorts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	teal Usain Bolt's yakskin pants	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	greasy hippopotamus pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	narrow vibrating eXtreme mittens	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	occult swashbuckling pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	purple shaking sharpshooter's shoulder parrot	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
404	chaotic acoustic guitarrr	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	tumbling pirate skeleton	0		
409	spinning ghostly vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	beefcake's sk8board	0		Muscle: +25
411	bouncing Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	coward's Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: -20
414	blue crowbarrr of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
415	leotarrrd of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	studded safarrri hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	concentrated henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 59
418	aerosolized purple spinning Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 19
419	warmed alkaline huge serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 64
420	aerosolized galvanized tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 50
421	warmed electrified olive skewed philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 42
422	flattened concentrated potion of potency	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 22
423	liquefied spinning cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 14
424	dry vacuum-sealed gray ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 24
425	extra-flattened warmed pulsating oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 38
426	flattened fuchsia potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 31
427	weightlifter's box	0		Muscle: +15, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	pulsating beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	blue vibrating clown shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Clowniness: 25
432	spinning bloody clown pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	educational balloon helmet	0		Experience: +1, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	knitted vibrating balloon sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	tumbling chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	blue bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	yellow bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	blinking beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	pulsating frightening box-in-the-box	0		Spooky Damage: +5
446	pulsating nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	box-in-the-box-in-the-box of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
448	executive foolscap fool's cap of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	MacGyver's clown nose	0		Maximum MP: +100, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	spinning pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	toothsome jumbo olive	4	awesome	
456	perfectly mixed jittery dry martini	3	EPIC	
457	spinning huge grievous ye olde golde frontes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	mirror ghostly pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	blue pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	blurry pixel potion	0		
465	squat pixel potion	0		
466	upside-down pixel potion	0		
467	jumbo adequate green pixel pie	5	good	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	enchanted watered-down perfectly mixed Imp Ale	2	EPIC	Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 40
471	spoiled gigantic tumbling hot wing	7	crappy	
472	huge stanky diamond-studded cane	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	tumbling lard-coated crutch	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
474	cast	0		
475	purple perfumed mask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	Temple Grandin's infernal insoles of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7
478	evil arch	0		
479	blinking dodecagram	0		
480	upside-down box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Oprah's Mr. Container	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	flame-retardant Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	cyan hemp backpack of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	friendly Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
487	ghostly squat gravedigger's arrrgyle socks	0		Spooky Damage: +10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	cyan mirror padded mesh cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	gravedigger's Da Vinci's chaps	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	cyan smooth batblade	0		Moxie: +15
495	blue catgut	0		
496	mirror cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	adequate half-sized enchanted skewed papaya	2	good	Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 5
499	red wobbly extremely unsafe razor-sharp denim axe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	fancy bland miniature Elfin shortbread	2	decent	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 25
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	bite-sized stale purple skewered cat appendix	1	decent	
504	pulsating evil arches	0		
505	Jeselnik's gnatwing earring of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
506	stale squat cyan Hell broth	3	decent	
507	hale thunderrr guitarrr	0		Maximum HP: +20
508	sonata	0		
509	skewed Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	spinning Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	mirror Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	bland twirling Boris's key lime pie	4	decent	
514	jumbo decent Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5	good	
515	stale thick blinking pulsating Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5	decent	
516	tumbling skewed Hey Deze map	0		
517	ghostly Annie Oakley's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	ghostly mystery juice	0		
519	spinning moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	blinking leaflet	0		
521	supercharged kickback cookbook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	smooth papaya sling	4	awesome	
525	spinning grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	skewed volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	tumbling fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	tarnished spinning spray paint	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 59
531	MacGyver's special sauce glove	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	razor-sharp ladle of mystery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	blinking huge pr0n legs	0		
538	yellow zippy f3d0r4	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	extra-electrified ionized Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 28
541	purple medical-grade sinister draggin' ball hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	clever boxer's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	special moldy tumbling Trollhouse cookies	3	crappy	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 30
544	slick talons of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
545	spoiled Spam Witch sammich	4	crappy	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	bouncing 668 scroll	0		
549	wobbly 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	bouncing 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	moldy half-sized pr0n cocktail	2	crappy	
555	blinking lard-coated horrifying drywall axe	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
557	drinkable extra-dry narrow whiskey and cola	5	good	
558	moldy miniature papaya taco	2	crappy	
559	blinking razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	decent massive stalk of asparagus	7	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	watered-down fancy acceptable Mad Train wine	2	good	Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 50
565	bouncing lard-coated hobo gloves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
566	Temple Grandin's bum cheek	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	yellow hermit script	0		
568	yummy Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4	awesome	
569	toothsome Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	awesome	
570	decent enchanted Chicken Sandwich	3	good	Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 25
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	awesome	
572	normal half-sized upside-down Children's Meal of the Damned	2	good	
573	spoiled noodles	4	crappy	
574	flavorless noodles	4	decent	
575	low-calorie adequate painful penne pasta	1	good	
576	spoiled ravioli della hippy	4	crappy	
577	thick normal fuchsia pr0n m4nic0tti	5	good	
578	tasty Hell ramen	4	awesome	
579	massive moldy boring spaghetti	8	crappy	
580	shaking huge mirror sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	tasty fettucini Inconnu	3	awesome	
584	decent spaghetti with Skullheads	3	good	
585	yummy gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	awesome	
586	nasty wizardly ridiculously huge sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +5
587	liquefied shaking super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 13
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	rotten immense cocoa eggshell fragment	10	crappy	
590	spoiled enchanted gigantic cocoa eggshell fragment	6	crappy	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 45
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	Oprah's amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	hale titanium assault umbrella	0		Maximum HP: +20
597	lime green blinking aromatic Mohawk wig	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	shaking savvy pants of the Slug Lord	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	mirror lard-coated boxer's Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
601	squat Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	mirror Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	shaking Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	ghostly Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	bouncing Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	lime green S.O.C.K.	0		
610	ghostly cyan procrastination potion	0		
611	lime green D	0		
612	blurry original G	0		
613	mirror plot hole	0		
614	ionized upside-down jittery probability potion	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 13
615	spinning chaos butterfly	0		
616	twirling furry fur	0		
617	unsweetened blurry Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 64
618	galvanized energized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 25
619	tumbling needle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
620	aerosolized thin candle	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	mirror wang	0		
626	blurry Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	blue ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	crafty eye	0		Maximum MP: +10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	upside-down censurious furry pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	horrifying disturbing fanfic	0		Spooky Damage: +25
633	blurry Tesla sage wolf mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	gray cool whip	0		
635	fuchsia smelly paper umbrella	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	purple spinning vibrating arcane researcher's asshat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	yummy fuchsia abominable snowcone	4	awesome	
640	twirling Ent cider	1	decent	
641	yummy toast	3	awesome	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	fuchsia Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	normal fruitcake	4	good	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	vibrating Crimbo sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	gravedigger's Crimbo hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	narrow flame-retardant Crimbo pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	tumbling exclusive ultra-rare item of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
652	quantum egg	0		
653	twirling intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	shaking star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	teal wizardly star sword	0		Mysticality: +25
658	wobbly supercharged star crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
659	gravedigger's star staff	0		Spooky Damage: +10
660	scandalous star pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	blinking teal wizardly star hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	star buckler	0		Item Drop: +5
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	maroon pulsating zippy steaming evil of the bloodbag of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: 120
667	blinking teal castle map	0		
668	pulsating banded spiked femur	0		Damage Absorption: +100
669	stale miniature ghuol guolash	2	decent	
670	huge brawny lihc face	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	spinning reassuring savvy grave robbing shovel	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
672	bland cranberries	3	decent	
673	special mediocre watered-down tumbling vodka and cranberry	2	decent	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 50
674	artisanal whiskey	3	EPIC	
675	skull of the Bonerdagon of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
676	ghostly dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	savvy badass belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
678	cyan chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	tolerable squat roll in the hay	3	good	
680	perfectly mixed pulsating slap and tickle	3	EPIC	
681	artisanal watered-down slip 'n' slide	2	EPIC	
682	bad practically non-alcoholic a sump'm sump'm	1	decent	
683	tolerable distilled horizontal tango	5	good	
684	mediocre distilled pink pony	5	decent	
685	cyan blurry knitted vibrating stylish Mr. Shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
686	wholesome knuckles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
687	quadruple-colloidal magnetized triple-pickled blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 65
688	tumbling pixel hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	wobbly foul-smelling pixel pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	pixel sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
691	digital key	0		
692	tumbling Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	tumbling wicked harem girl t-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5
694	skewed knitted Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3
696	frosty frilly shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
697	Da Vinci's soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
698	wobbly ribald loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
699	ghostly razor-sharp pirate shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
700	Usain Bolt's filthy hippy poncho	0		Initiative: +80
701	occult floral print shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
702	nippy coconut bikini top	0		Cold Damage: +10
703	nasty goth kid t-shirt	0		Stench Damage: +5
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	blue porquoise	0		
707	pulsating pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	mirror narrow jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	Oprah's deadly hamethyst earring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
712	lightning-fast clever studded hamethyst necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
713	skewed Jim Carey's hamethyst bracelet of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
714	razor-sharp boxer's hamethyst ring of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
715	pulsating curative deadly baconstone earring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
716	twirling rosy-cheeked baconstone pendant of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30
717	frightening smooth baconstone bracelet	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
718	quilted dangerous groovy baconstone ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
719	shaking porquoise eyebrow ring of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60
720	vibrating personal trainer's porquoise necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
721	twirling Van der Graaf Socratic porquoise bracelet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
722	fortified stylish weightlifter's porquoise ring	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
723	tasty huge Knoll mushroom	10	awesome	
724	adequate mushroom	4	good	
725	blinking one million meat pancakes	0		
726	narrow grievous huge mirror shard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	bouncing spinning huge hedge maze key	0		
729	blue fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	mirror fish hose	0		
732	blue hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	mirror thinker's beefcake's makeshift SCUBA gear of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventure Underwater
735	easter egg balloon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
736	gray stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	olive stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	upside-down tambourine bells	0		
740	tambourine of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
741	broken skull	0		
742	flavorless big Knoll shroomkabob	5	decent	
743	immense tasty mushroom	7	awesome	
744	oxidized cold-filtered liquefied bouncing hair spray	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 33
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	blue skewed gourd potion	0		
749	tasty olive warm mushroom	4	awesome	
750	decent mushroom quesadilla	3	good	
751	adequate cool mushroom	3	good	
752	normal immense cool mushroom casserole	6	good	
753	delicious pointy mushroom	3	awesome	
754	rotten skewed cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	crappy	
755	spoiled thick twirling mushroom	5	crappy	
756	bland big blue shaking mushroom	5	decent	
757	stale squat mushroom	4	decent	
758	diet bland tumbling ghost cucumber	1	decent	
759	dill	0		
760	ghostly vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	watered-down tolerable especially salty dog	2	good	
763	green ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	decent diet spectral pickle	1	good	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	modified alkaline cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 24
768	tumbling steel-toed spork	0		Damage Reduction: 9
769	voodoo doll of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
770	mirror frightening nippy basic meat fez	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	huge huge tassel	0		
772	blinking foon of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
773	Fonzie's thinker's basic meat spork	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1
774	twirling basic meat foon of the storm of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	gray sizzling kneecapping stick	0		Hot Damage: +10
777	extremely unsafe iron pasta spoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
778	Sinatra's support cummerbund	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
779	huge squat Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	concentrated non-modified mafia aria	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 33
782	blinking blue wobbly Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	bad weak Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	rotten gray strawberry	4	crappy	
787	artisanal red bottle of rum	3	EPIC	
788	lousy fuchsia strawberry daiquiri	3	decent	
789	spirit-forward acceptable rum and cola	5	good	
790	hand-crafted grog	4	EPIC	
791	blue medical-grade Mafia bow tie of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	frightening Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only
793	dry oil of stability	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
794	non-ionized ionized shaking oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 14
795	perfectly mixed Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	censurious nippy beefcake's cement shoes	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	high-proof acceptable rockin' wagon	10	good	
798	extra-dry tolerable ocean motion	5	good	
799	bad squat fuzzbump	4	decent	
800	flavorless miniature poutine	2	decent	
801	yummy Knob stir-fry	4	awesome	
804	decent big Knoll stir-fry	5	good	
805	decent ghostly stir-fry	3	good	
806	moldy asparagus stir-fry	4	crappy	
807	decent fancy thick olive stir-fry	5	good	Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 20
808	spoiled Knob sausage stir-fry	3	crappy	
809	decent bat wing stir-fry	3	good	
810	huge normal rat appendix stir-fry	6	good	
811	decent tofu stir-fry	3	good	
812	stale pr0n stir-fry	4	decent	
813	normal Knob shells	3	good	
814	moldy huge mirror bätzle	10	crappy	
815	immense toothsome ratini	6	awesome	
816	rotten bite-sized Knob stroganoff	1	crappy	
817	gigantic rotten spinning twirling menudo ravioli	10	crappy	
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	mirror fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	jittery baby killer bee	0		
829	upside-down pulsating anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	rotten royal jelly	4	crappy	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	Jack Frost's vorpal blade	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
834	energetic medical-grade cornuthaum	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	ring of aggravate monster of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
836	adequate snack-sized mind flayer corpse	2	good	
837	perfectly mixed Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	reassuring hardy Mafia stogie	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	drinkable weak Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	smelly Oprah's Mafia violin case	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	fancy acceptable high-proof tomato daiquiri	6	good	Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 20
842	tolerable beertini	3	good	
843	practically non-alcoholic drinkable salty slug	1	good	
844	mediocre weak special papaya slung	2	decent	Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 30
845	MAHI fez of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	gray prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	yellow mirror shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	tumbling moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	upside-down knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	wobbly eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	teal magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	purple skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	purple stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	denatured oxidized tumbling pine tar	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 28
869	forest tears	0		
870	blurry Samson's fetus-smashing club	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
871	blurry meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	ghostly Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	mirror rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	red asbestos-lined baleful crazy bastard sword of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5
876	twirling studded stylish incredibly dense meat gem of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +60
877	groovy Talisman of Baio	0		Moxie Percent: +10
878	asbestos-lined hypnodisk	0		Hot Resistance: +5
879	vacuum-sealed bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 53
880	huge Lo Pan's disbelief suspenders	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
881	twirling supportive bra of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	good	
884	gray mansplainer's los chinos	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	coward's axe	0		Monster Level: -20
886	leaflet	0		
887	green leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	Oprah's balaclava	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	moldy half-sized balaclava baklava	2	crappy	
891	olive fireproof Warehouse 23 bling	0		Hot Resistance: +3
892	ghostly greasy resourceful weightlifter's bugbear-smiting sword	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
893	hand-crafted lumbering jack	3	EPIC	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	maroon Jeselnik's Ms. Accessory	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only
896	ribald Mr. Accessory Jr. of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	shaking Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	cyan smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	tumbling espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	acceptable Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	therapeutic hardy school Mafia knickerbockers of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	pickled triple-diffused moist Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 61
906	double-chilled narrow tumbling yellow Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 32
907	modified super-alkaline Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 40
908	irradiated spinning Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 22
909	galvanized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 20
910	diet normal dwarf bread	1	good	
911	adjusted boiled Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 62
912	super-modified huge huge pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 34
913	warmed kobold	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 37
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	scandalous hale intergalactic pom poms	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	Radio Free Pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	wobbly inspector's Radio Free Foil	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	jumbo moldy radio button candy	5	crappy	
922	spinning huge severed rocking horse head of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
923	pulsating broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	frozen Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 54
927	tolerable maroon Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
929	arse-shooting crossbow of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
931	watered-down hand-crafted blinking spiced rum	2	EPIC	
932	aged eggnog	3	awesome	
933	spoiled blurry candy cane	4	crappy	
934	bland upside-down gingerbread bugbear	3	decent	
935	wicked imitation nice watch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	stylish plastic sword	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	ghostly small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	squat Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	lime green healthy bowler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	Samson's bow staff of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	bowlegged pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	shaking skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	spinning skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	lousy martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	bad grogtini	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	tolerable spirit-forward cherry bomb	5	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	twirling extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	shaking mansplainer's hockey mask of bravery	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	yellow penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	mirror sinister fez of etymology	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	adequate carob chunk noodles	4	good	
957	flavorless upside-down chorizo brownies	3	decent	
958	thick decent chocolate and tomato pizza	5	good	
959	spinning squat flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	red silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	jittery velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	Jeselnik's plastic seal clubber of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
964	red aromatic plastic turtle tamer of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
965	lard-coated fortified plastic pastamancer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
966	sharpshooter's Rosewater's plastic sauceror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
967	blurry energetic arcane researcher's plastic disco bandit	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
968	fortified sage plastic accordion thief	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
969	plastic mosquito of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
970	energetic plastic leprechaun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
971	blinking occult plastic levitating potato	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
972	steel-toed plastic angry goat	0		Damage Reduction: 9
973	plastic sabre-toothed lime of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
974	skewed Rosewater's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
975	blue resourceful plastic pirate skeleton	0		Maximum MP: +50
976	red skewed sharpshooter's plastic barrrnacle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
977	wobbly gravedigger's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Spooky Damage: +10
978	ruddy plastic stab bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
979	toasty plastic grue	0		Hot Damage: +5
980	avaricious plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Meat Drop: +30
981	experienced plastic ghuol whelp	0		Experience: +2
982	narrow fortified plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Damage Absorption: +60
983	fortified plastic cocoabo	0		Damage Absorption: +60
984	executive plastic star starfish	0		Meat Drop: +40
985	bouncing plastic ghost pickle on a stick of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
986	wobbly wizardly plastic killer bee	0		Mysticality: +25
987	plastic Cheshire bat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
988	frightening plastic coffee pixie	0		Spooky Damage: +5
989	jittery green plastic bitchin' meatcar of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
990	rosy-cheeked plastic hermit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
991	electrified crafty steel-toed plastic Boris	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
992	frightening plastic Jarlsberg of horror of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
993	baleful extremely unsafe cool plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25
994	rock-hard plastic Susie	0		Damage Reduction: 5
995	small yummy Lucky Surprise Egg	2	awesome	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	upside-down maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	Xlyinia's notebook of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1003	soda water	0		
1004	enchanted perfectly mixed weak bottle of tequila	2	EPIC	Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 40
1005	drinkable boxed wine	3	good	
1006	bland thick cherry	5	decent	
1007	ghostly coconut shell of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	ice cubes of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1009	artisanal vodka martini	4	EPIC	
1010	triple-distilled hand-crafted whiskey and soda	10	EPIC	
1011	hand-crafted monkey wrench	3	EPIC	
1012	delicious tequila sunrise	3	awesome	
1013	watered-down artisanal special maroon margarita	2	EPIC	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 40
1014	artisanal strawberry wine	3	EPIC	
1015	bad watered-down jittery wine spritzer	2	decent	
1016	mediocre perpendicular hula	4	decent	
1017	hand-crafted lime green ducha de oro	3	EPIC	
1018	acceptable special mirror calle de miel	3	good	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 40
1019	mediocre dry vodka martini	4	decent	
1020	triple-distilled perfectly mixed special old-fashioned	6	EPIC	Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 30
1021	weak perfectly mixed bouncing tequila with training wheels	2	EPIC	
1022	drinkable red sangria	3	good	
1023	watered-down delicious vesper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	mediocre weak yellow bodyslam	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	hand-crafted blinking sangria del diablo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	lime green whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	banded hippo whip	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1030	shaking stylish penguin whip	0		Moxie: +25
1031	steel-toed yak whip	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1032	brainy gnauga hide whip	0		Mysticality: +5
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	shaking executive hippo skin buckler	0		Meat Drop: +40
1035	cool penguin skin buckler	0		Moxie: +5
1036	banded yakskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1037	scorching gnauga hide buckler	0		Hot Damage: +25
1038	quadruple-modified gray squat Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 39
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	delicious upside-down upside-down beer	3	awesome	
1042	squat smartaleck's string of beads	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1043	blurry nippy string of beads	0		Cold Damage: +10
1044	rosewater-soaked string of beads	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1045	Jeselnik's plastic bottle opener	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1046	toasty wicked traffic cone	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	hand-crafted pulsating N. O. Beer	3	EPIC	
1048	denatured mirror oyster egg	1		
1049	denatured ghostly bouncing oyster egg	1		
1050	twisted oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 40
1053	vaporized red huge oyster egg	1		
1054	modified oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	twisted skewed blinking puce oyster egg	1		
1057	vaporized jittery puce oyster egg	1		
1058	vaporized bouncing wobbly puce oyster egg	1		
1059	bouncing puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	vaporized spinning mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 20
1061	pickled mirror huge mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	vaporized pulsating bouncing mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	distilled skewed purple oyster egg	1		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 10
1065	boiled huge oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 5
1066	dried oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 10
1067	skewed plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	diluted pulsating oyster egg	1		
1069	altered pulsating oyster egg	1		
1070	altered red upside-down oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	powdered off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	altered shaking off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	altered off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	modified green oyster egg	1		
1077	powdered skewed oyster egg	1		
1078	vaporized pulsating tumbling oyster egg	1		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 40
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	twirling oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	narrow clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	maroon clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	blinking clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	squat clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	upside-down clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	vibrating clockwork hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	purple smooth clockwork trench coat	0		Moxie: +15
1099	electrified clockwork pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	Lo Pan's gnauga hide chaps	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	olive tumbling clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	wobbly clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	tumbling clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	tumbling clockwork maid	0		
1114	blue tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	tumbling manspreader's dance instructor's Stupid University Diploma of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20
1118	ghostly pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	blurry pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	bouncing spinning fairy gravy	0		
1123	halfberd of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1124	small glove	0		
1125	fuchsia upside-down horrifying flame-wreathed Herculean glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1126	ghostly huge toothpick of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1127	spinning Samson's ninja sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	twirling stiffened sequined fez	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	shaking supercharged star shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1134	mirror cosmetics bag	0		
1135	modified eyeliner	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 37
1136	chilled triple-activated shaking lipstick	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 34
1137	foul-smelling hardened bicycle chain	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	bad mushroom wine	4	decent	
1140	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bouncing icy mushroom wine	1	good	
1141	enchanted watered-down drinkable purple mushroom wine	2	good	Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 50
1142	aged wobbly pointy mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1143	artisanal flat mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1144	bad practically non-alcoholic cool mushroom wine	1	decent	
1145	aged gray knob mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1146	lousy practically non-alcoholic knoll mushroom wine	1	decent	
1147	lousy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1148	tolerable spinning yellow shot of flower schnapps	3	good	
1149	spoiled big flower petal pie	5	crappy	
1150	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1	good	
1151	Samson's groovy discarded plastic fork	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5
1152	gray gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	flavorless snack-sized skewed Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2	decent	
1154	dried Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	blurry letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	flame-wreathed wholeberd	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1158	alkaline altered Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 54
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	blurry brainy irate sombrero	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	nitrogenated handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 42
1163	vacuum-sealed polymerized marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 34
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	blinking hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	ghostly less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	blurry exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	upside-down chrome box	0		
1175	twirling cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	spinning refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	pulsating potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	skewed potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	wobbly Venus flytrap	0		
1183	shaking huge all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	gray jittery deadly nightshade	0		
1188	wobbly lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	olive ghostly yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	yellow blinking sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	ghostly bugbear	0		
1200	bland enchanted olive mugcake	4	decent	Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 35
1201	toothsome urinal cake	4	awesome	
1202	half-sized stale Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	decent	
1203	stale personalized birthday cake	3	decent	
1204	decent three-tiered wedding cake	4	good	
1205	normal babycakes	4	good	
1206	yummy super-sized yellow velvet cake	5	awesome	
1207	decent congratulatory cake	3	good	
1208	decent blinking angel-food cake	3	good	
1209	adequate fuchsia devil's-food cake	3	good	
1210	rotten huge birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	crappy	
1211	blinking blurry balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	skewed heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	lime green thought balloon	0		
1218	squat rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	therapeutic Mr. Balloon	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1221	balloon	0		
1222	bouncing Mr. Eh? of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
1224	prompt careful curative steel shillelagh	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1225	pulsating steel skullcap of the storm of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	ruddy dangerous steel solitaire of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1227	skewed blurry horrifying stylish steel scarf of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
1228	sizzling mansplainer's vibrating steel slacks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	Sherlock's deadly boxer's steel suspenders	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
1230	teal ruddy wizardly pikestaff of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25
1231	Newton's pith helmet of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	Usain Bolt's pocketwatch of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1233	medical-grade veiny strapping pinky ring	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1234	olive avaricious pants of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	shaking dance instructor's pendant of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	wobbly maroon foul-smelling sage hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
1237	skewed pulsating tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	ghostly carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	purple toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	family-friendly Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1245	Samson's Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
1246	rosy-cheeked forbidden rib of the Bonerdagon of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	shellacked hardened Socratic Bonerdagon necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 10
1249	gray Boss Bat britches of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	greedy healthy Boss Bat bling	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
1251	bland Knob shroomkabob	3	decent	
1252	rotten shroomkabob	3	crappy	
1253	mirror pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	adequate blinking jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1255	immense normal jumping bean burrito	8	good	
1256	normal insanely jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1257	moldy special rat scrapple	3	crappy	Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 25
1258	blue pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	lard-coated traffic cone of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	upside-down fuchsia wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	modified Hatorade	1		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 25
1262	Lo Pan's hardened slick off-hand balloon	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1263	wobbly pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	flavorless gloomy mushroom	3	decent	
1267	bouncing narrow dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	red ebony wand	0		
1270	fuchsia hexagonal wand	0		
1271	olive aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	ghostly stylish magic lamp	0		Moxie: +25
1274	vaporized Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
1275	ruddy basic meat skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	bad high-proof Otorian Battle Scar	6	decent	
1277	wobbly basic meat kilt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	personal trainer's meat skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	meat kilt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	deadly penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	penguinskin mini-kilt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	fuchsia prompt yakskin skirt	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	mansplainer's yakskin kilt	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	hippopotamus skirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	narrow censurious hippopotamus kilt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	stylish furry skirt	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	shaking veiny furry kilt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	narrow gnauga hide skirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	executive gnauga hide kilt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	ionized corrupted ionized shaking wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 27
1291	greedy Jekyllin hide belt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	greedy ring of adornment	0		Meat Drop: +20
1294	razor-sharp ring of increase damage of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1295	grievous ring of gain strength	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1296	sinister ring of resistance	0		Spell Damage: +10
1297	pulsating inspector's ring of fire resistance	0		Item Drop: +15
1298	skewed huge vibrating ring of conflict	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
1299	groovy pirate hook	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1300	pulsating purple ruddy monster bait	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1301	polymerized tumbling deodorant	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 29
1302	corrupted jittery reodorant	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 22
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	skewed doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	huge makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	sage traffic cone of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	twirling unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	pulsating attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	skewed comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	gray Tesla Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1313	personal trainer's Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
1314	therapeutic Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	gravedigger's rose-colored glasses	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1316	blinking facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	mirror lovecat tail	0		
1319	jittery plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	stale questionable taco	3	decent	
1321	squat upside-down Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	maroon time helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	time trousers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	chilly time sword	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	wholesome Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	therapeutic Cloaca-Cola shield	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1328	yellow rosewater-soaked Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	dog trainer's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1330	veiny Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	mansplainer's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	shaking maroon Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	shaking purple Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	corrupted Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 59
1345	warmed modified jittery Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	quantum Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 22
1347	olive loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	maroon 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	supercharged pinky ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1352	watered-down bad redrum	2	decent	
1353	jittery ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	normal fancy narrow bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	good	Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 20
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	aged weak Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	awesome	
1358	squat pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	blurry ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	mirror pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	frosty disembodied smile	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	blurry rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	huge rotten gray wobbly tofurkey leg	7	crappy	
1366	enchanted moldy tofurkey gravy	4	crappy	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 10
1367	stale snack-sized herbal stuffing	2	decent	
1368	delicious can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4	awesome	
1369	normal half-sized yams	2	good	
1370	toasty rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5
1371	yellow Annie Oakley's gingham blouse	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1372	prompt souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Adventures: +3
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	rosewater-soaked plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	twirling red Usain Bolt's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	stylish plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	gray rosy-cheeked plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	jittery aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	frozen magnetized chocolate	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	upside-down blurry stuffing	0		
1386	blue felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	mirror toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	jittery ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	squat kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	tumbling pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	wool wholesome duck-on-a-string	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	grievous toy train	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	hardy marionette	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	skewed purple forbidden sock monkey	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	green jittery Da Vinci's rag doll	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	blinking bouncing tumbling groovy can of fake snow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	narrow shaking ruddy colored-light "necklace"	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	skewed upside-down fortified tree skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	gigantic tasty wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	10	awesome	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	rotten bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	normal massive tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	6	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	blinking mirror executive Unionize The Elves sign	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	fuchsia sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	purple blinking Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	triple-activated improved green snowcone	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	warmed gray snowcone	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	wet snowcone	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	flattened green snowcone	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	super-concentrated cold-filtered snowcone	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	boiled tarnished snowcone	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	skewed Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	purple shaking teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	hardened traffic cone of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	fuchsia Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	beefcake's ice sickle of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	rosewater-soaked ice baby	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	nasty ice pick	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf ice skates	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	bland grue egg omelette	4	decent	
1429	purple roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	blurry pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	stale mushroom	3	decent	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	pulsating fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	teal blinking useless powder	0		
1438	quadruple-polarized flattened pulsating twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 51
1439	pressed non-unsweetened maroon hot powder	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 51
1440	warmed powder	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 35
1441	altered quantum twirling powder	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 52
1442	dry cold-filtered stench powder	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 44
1443	super-dry ionized sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 11
1444	corrupted twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 51
1445	oxidized adjusted hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 51
1446	colloidal shaking nuggets	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 64
1447	quantum modified nuggets	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 15
1448	liquefied moist mirror stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 44
1449	flattened denatured narrow skewed sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 19
1450	denatured twinkly wad	1		
1451	compressed bouncing hot wad	1		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 35
1452	distilled wad	1		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 45
1453	compressed huge wad	1		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 10
1454	pickled stench wad	1		
1455	compressed bouncing maroon sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	moldy snack-sized ghostly Valentine's Day cake	2	crappy	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	wobbly velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	ghostly bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	tumbling 25-meat staff	0		
1468	huge two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	wobbly bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	squat lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	cyan sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	wobbly automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	ghostly salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	pulsating spinning chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	jittery union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	ghostly paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	Jim Carey's rabbit's foot of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	blue wobbly hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	jittery dormouse	0		
1490	maroon friendly chopsticks of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
1491	spinning rice bowl of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1492	twirling scorching ninja mop	0		Hot Damage: +25
1493	flame-wreathed dog trainer's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1494	tarnished moist huge sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	blinking tumbling avaricious ribald traffic cone	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	artisanal weak gloomy mushroom wine	2	super EPIC	
1497	tolerable mushroom wine	3	good	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	spinning whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	vacuum-sealed electrified enhanced explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	ghostly blinking rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	Vulcanized snowcone	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	weak enchanted delicious calle de miel with a fly in it	2	awesome	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	lousy enchanted blurry rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	decent	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	aged fuchsia perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	smooth tumbling narrow slap and tickle with a fly in it	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	maroon bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	electrified fake hand	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	boiled Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 10
1513	powdered squat Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	pickled olive Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	altered Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	gray Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	horrifying Radio KoL Coffee Mug of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1521	shaking Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	huge twirling resourceful smooth Radio Free Jersey	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +50
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	pulsating wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	wobbly green joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	twirling diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	green lion tamer's corkscrew of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	bouncing St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	wobbly fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	upside-down dance instructor's grass skirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	upside-down narrow gray hardened grass hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	resourceful grass blade	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	narrow weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	bouncing foul-smelling sparkly engagement ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
1539	gray Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	dog trainer's vibrating Grimacite goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	mirror Grimacite glaive of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	Jeselnik's Grimacite greaves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	bouncing double-paned Grimacite garter of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Grimacite galoshes of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	wool boxer's Grimacite gorget	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	sage Grimacite guayabera	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	flame-retardant frightening Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
1548	careful Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -10, Food Drop: +100
1549	MSG	0		
1550	pulsating ghostly second-hand knockoff engagement ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
1551	delicious watered-down bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2	awesome	
1552	artisanal bottle of Definit	3	EPIC	
1553	artisanal jittery bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	EPIC	
1554	distilled lousy bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	5	decent	
1555	artisanal jittery mirror bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	EPIC	
1556	fancy watered-down tolerable fuchsia boxed champagne	2	good	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15
1557	tasty miniature kumquat	2	awesome	
1558	normal thick fuchsia tangerine	5	good	
1559	narrow tonic water	0		
1560	flavorless diet cocktail onion	1	decent	
1561	spoiled half-sized raspberry	2	crappy	
1562	normal lime green kiwi	3	good	
1563	practically non-alcoholic acceptable maroon whiskey bittersweet	1	good	
1564	drinkable mimosette	4	good	
1565	strong mediocre tequila sunset	5	decent	
1566	tolerable zmobie	3	good	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	drinkable practically non-alcoholic spinning gray blinking gin and tonic	1	good	
1568	fancy drinkable vodka and tonic	3	good	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 35
1569	bad vodka gibson	3	decent	
1570	hand-crafted gibson	3	EPIC	
1571	artisanal practically non-alcoholic parisian cathouse	1	super EPIC	
1572	smooth rabbit punch	3	awesome	
1573	smooth tumbling caipifruta	4	awesome	
1574	delicious ghostly teqiwila	3	awesome	
1575	smooth distilled Divine	5	awesome	
1576	hand-crafted Gordon Bennett	3	EPIC	
1577	drinkable tangarita	4	good	
1578	delicious weak yellow mandarina colada	2	awesome	
1579	mediocre gimlet	4	decent	
1580	smooth irresponsibly strong brick road	8	awesome	
1581	practically non-alcoholic acceptable vodka stratocaster	1	good	
1582	drinkable Neuromancer	3	good	
1583	weak acceptable prussian cathouse	2	good	
1584	high-proof bad Mae West	10	decent	
1585	hand-crafted Mon Tiki	3	EPIC	
1586	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed skewed teqiwila slammer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1587	delicious gigantic bouncing Knob lo mein	10	awesome	
1588	toothsome asparagus lo mein	3	awesome	
1589	bland green Knoll lo mein	3	decent	
1590	half-sized enchanted spoiled lo mein	2	crappy	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 30
1591	spoiled olive lo mein	4	crappy	
1592	moldy olive tumbling hot hi mein	3	crappy	
1593	rotten massive blue hi mein	8	crappy	
1594	huge tasty yellow hi mein	9	awesome	
1595	diet special decent hi mein	1	good	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 25
1596	adequate sleazy hi mein	4	good	
1597	ghostly asbestos-lined Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	wicked Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	upside-down jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	triple-distilled bad twirling tangarita with a fly in it	9	decent	
1601	mediocre mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	decent	
1602	acceptable squat tumbling prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	good	
1603	delicious Mae West with a fly in it	4	awesome	
1604	dehydrated maroon astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	pickled ultimate wad	1		
1607	magnetized libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 47
1608	dry eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 64
1609	deionized nitrogenated pulsating perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 22
1610	concentrated bouncing squat squat eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
1611	improved improved fuchsia squat potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 61
1612	dry pulsating concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 60
1613	red jittery smooth coffin lid	0		Moxie: +15
1614	ruddy satin shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1615	blinking wool Cerebral Cloche	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	crafty Cerebral Culottes	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	prompt sizzling Cerebral Crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	jittery homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	blurry astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	polymerized astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	super-moist ionized blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	frozen corrupted green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	polymerized triple-wet blue orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	electrified purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	super-altered maroon pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	fuchsia Tesla raspberry beret	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	shaking blurry sage pixel shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	distilled smooth huge gray around the world	5	awesome	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	oxidized non-diffused lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
1638	liquefied altered oxidized lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 26
1639	energized liquefied lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 26
1640	cold-filtered dry tumbling lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 22
1641	colloidal blinking lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 52
1642	drinkable Grimacite Bock	4	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	rotten wedge of gray cheese	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	blurry and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	small bland shaking foie gras	2	decent	
1652	denatured altered fuchsia jittery candy brain	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	shaking greedy inspector's deadly jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	blinking ribald scandalous wad of Crovacite	0		Sleaze Damage: 15
1655	bouncing fireproof studded collar	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +3
1656	shaking White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	green onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	shaking Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	beefy Radio KoL Keychain	0		Muscle: +10
1662	rosewater-soaked Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1663	friendly Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1664	tumbling razor-sharp Radio KoL Maracas	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1665	green Radio KoL Bottle Opener of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1666	brawny Radio KoL Patch	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1667	Cat-Herding Prod of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1668	arcane researcher's star boomerang	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1669	wobbly huge friendly star stiletto	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	blinking swindleblossom	0		
1673	grave robbing shovel of Gandalf of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
1674	maroon manspreader's superhero mask	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	twirling forbidden sword of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1680	huge Oprah's staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1681	Sherlock's slick bubblewrap sword	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25
1682	prompt medical-grade bubblewrap staff	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1683	tumbling lion tamer's Annie Oakley's bubblewrap crossbow	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
1684	Usain Bolt's thinker's styrofoam sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +80
1685	lime green greedy styrofoam staff of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20
1686	hale styrofoam crossbow of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	Newton's Samson's crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1689	lime green ribbon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	bouncing rock-hard Socratic discarded bottlecap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	executive savvy discarded torn-up glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	vacuum-sealed squat salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 66
1693	super-denatured adjusted twirling eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 46
1694	magnetized double-diffused narrow Frogade	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 14
1695	dry oxidized papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 46
1696	adequate royal jelly taco	3	good	
1697	flavorless mirror tofu taco	4	decent	
1698	stale small spinning jumping bean taco	2	decent	
1699	tasty gigantic catgut taco	6	awesome	
1700	moldy goat cheese taco	3	crappy	
1701	normal bite-sized ghostly pr0n taco	1	good	
1702	enhanced non-Vulcanized olive alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 28
1703	skewed cyan Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	upside-down flaregun	0		
1706	spinning shellacked forbidden Socratic sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7
1707	teal lion tamer's forbidden savvy flypaper staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2
1708	blinking smelly extremely unsafe grease gun of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1709	censurious stanky Rosewater's sword of static	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1710	dance instructor's wiffle-flail of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1711	upside-down clever bubble bauble bow of the pedagogue of horror	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1712	spinning baleful Frost™ brand sword of the brazier of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1713	fortified squeaky staff of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Booze Drop: +100
1714	sage can cannon of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3
1715	pulsating prompt starchy sword	0		Adventures: +3
1716	starchy staff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1717	maroon shaking lion tamer's starchy crossbow	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1718	ghostly stiffened Newton's pestoblade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1
1719	zippy Samson's poutine pole	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +20
1720	purple greasy curdflinger of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1721	nasty baleful muculent machete	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
1722	ghostly baleful glistening staff of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1723	arcane researcher's savvy repeating crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	gray sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	clever dense meat sword	0		Maximum MP: +20
1729	olive twirling veiny dense meat staff	0		Maximum HP: +10
1730	prompt dense meat crossbow	0		Adventures: +3
1731	executive vibrating Spirit Precipice of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1732	maroon auspicious Samson's smoldering staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +10
1733	upside-down rosy-cheeked strapping hot cross bow of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
1734	auspicious censurious sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Alters Page Text
1735	forbidden meatspout staff of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
1736	Usain Bolt's auspicious carob cannon of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80
1737	smelly Annie Oakley's wizardly shuddersword	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1738	jittery Sherlock's perfumed Socratic hairy staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
1739	teal zippy asbestos-lined projectile icemaker of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7
1740	green twirling lightning-fast educational buffalo blade of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +40
1741	zippy cheesestick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20
1742	Samson's educational potato pistol	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5
1743	sage savory sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1744	grievous savory staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1745	baleful savory crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +25
1746	Jeselnik's clever Super Magic Power Sword X of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
1747	MacGyver's stiffened soylent staff	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100
1748	lard-coated veiny goulauncher	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1749	mirror defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	slick Gnollish pie server	0		Moxie: +10
1751	tumbling beefy Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Muscle: +10
1752	slick Knob Goblin spatula	0		Moxie: +10
1753	jack flapper of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1754	pulsating Samson's filthy pestle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1755	upside-down miser's Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Meat Drop: +10
1756	Sherlock's huge spoon	0		Item Drop: +25
1757	upside-down beefy pizza cutter	0		Muscle: +10
1758	star spatula of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1759	wool foon of fulmination of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
1760	Oprah's foon of frigidity of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
1761	squat clever foon of foulness of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1762	Temple Grandin's foon of fearfulness of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1763	greasy steel-toed foon of fleshiness	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1764	bouncing Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	rotten fricasseed brains	4	crappy	
1770	rotten brains casserole	4	crappy	
1771	Lo Pan's butcherknife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1772	thinker's corn holder	0		Mysticality: +10
1773	tumbling frosty eggbeater	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1774	lousy bottle of popskull	3	decent	
1775	vibrating dishrag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1776	thick stale stale baguette	5	decent	
1777	shaking leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	adequate huge jittery dinner	9	good	
1779	maroon hardy katana	0		Maximum HP: +50, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1781	fireproof enchantlers	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	knitted thinker's ram-battering staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
1783	bland enchanted crazy Turkish delight	3	decent	Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 15
1784	lightning-fast nasty Snow Queen Crown	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	steel-toed brainy ga-ga radio of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Damage Reduction: 9
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	denatured liquefied twirling bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 54
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	pulsating yellow Mob Penguin	0		
1790	smooth high-proof Ram's Face Lager	6	awesome	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	ghostly smelly Travoltan trousers of the brute of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	mirror deadly pool cue of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25
1794	aerosolized handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 48
1795	frightening Counterclockwise Watch	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	narrow wobbly animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	twirling animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	squat cyan fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	blurry first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	shaking third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	bouncing fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	blue seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	twirling twirling tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	jittery first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	huge sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	olive shaking seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	pulsating red sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	mirror first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	tumbling purple second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	upside-down left third rib	0		
1842	twirling blinking left fourth rib	0		
1843	tumbling left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	maroon left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	blurry right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	fuchsia right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	upside-down right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	jittery right ninth rib	0		
1860	ghostly pulsating right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	squat left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	yellow left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	jittery right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	blurry left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	gray left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	twirling left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	squat right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	skewed left thumb	0		
1891	skewed right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	experienced 1-ball	0		Experience: +2
1901	MacGyver's Rosewater's 2-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100
1902	healthy shellacked 3-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1903	Sinatra's Newton's 4-ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5
1904	mirror frosty wholesome 5-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1905	yellow rosewater-soaked energetic 6-ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
1906	educational 7-ball	0		Experience: +1
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	Sherlock's clockwork sword of the blizzard of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
1911	Jim Carey's veiny stylish clockwork staff	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25
1912	shaking rosy-cheeked deadly strapping clockwork crossbow	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	mirror wallet	0		
1918	mirror coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	mirror bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wakizashi of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	blurry tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	bouncing tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves	0		Item Drop: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	rosewater-soaked nippy helmet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	toasty Lo Pan's spear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Breakable
1932	dog trainer's shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Breakable
1933	strapping pitchfork	0		Muscle: +5
1934	broken sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1935	greedy snarling wolf shield	0		Meat Drop: +20, Synergetic
1936	brawny lupine sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Synergetic
1937	snake shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Synergetic
1938	narrow horrifying serpentine sword	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	fuchsia nippy razor-sharp 9-ball of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
1941	prompt lion tamer's seal pendant	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	huge chilly supercool turtle brooch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	auspicious slick noodle ring	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	spinning smelly saucepan earring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	rock-hard fortified disco ball pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	bouncing censurious Fonzie's accordion pin	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	blue pulsating avaricious ribald worn tophat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	blue vibrating shellacked tap shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
1949	diet stale Manetwich	1	decent	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of Pinot Renoir	1	decent	
1952	spoiled desiccated apricot	4	crappy	
1953	lousy practically non-alcoholic flute of flat champagne	1	decent	
1954	flavorless gigantic twirling dehydrated caviar	10	decent	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	hand-crafted special narrow snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	EPIC	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 20
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	squat tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	squat scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	magnetized pulsating skewed blue wobbly Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 32
1963	dance card	0		
1964	bouncing double-paned opera mask	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	ghostly Amulet of Yendor of the empath of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	gray jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	huge bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	olive spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	upside-down mirror plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	fuchsia family-friendly shrimp fork of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	blurry cocoabo	0		
1975	spinning baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	upside-down teal gravy fairy	0		
1977	spinning gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	blinking MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	lime green squat ghostly snowy owl	0		
1985	spinning maroon scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	skewed olive undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	jittery angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	squat yo-yo	0		
1991	pulsating rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	bouncing rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	purple right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	squat left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	huge pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	mirror stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	upside-down The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	blue skewed The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	huge Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	fuchsia Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	narrow Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	squat diamond necklace	0		
2017	huge spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	miniature normal cherry pie	2	good	
2021	flavorless strawberry pie	3	decent	
2022	tiny rotten twirling maroon lemon meringue pie	1	crappy	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	bland mixed wildflower greens	3	decent	
2025	huge adequate handful of walnuts	7	good	
2026	tiny decent nutty organic salad	1	good	
2027	normal snack-sized gray super salad	2	good	
2028	flavorless tofu wonton	3	decent	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	zippy lion tamer's Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2031	bouncing Da Vinci's didgeridooka	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2032	yellow family-friendly bullet-proof corduroys of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	curative round sunglasses	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2034	jittery Tesla wicker shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2035	red twirling Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	warmed altered radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 18
2037	alkaline wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 23
2038	liquefied dry activated ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 40
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	red patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	spinning exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	moldy brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	crappy	
2046	thick decent frat brats	5	good	
2047	immense fancy spoiled teal upside-down knob ka-bobs	7	crappy	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 45
2049	perfectly mixed can of Swiller	3	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	wobbly sunken eyes	0		
2052	bouncing reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	mirror market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	denatured enhanced adder bladder	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 44
2057	pension check	0		
2058	blurry picnic basket	0		
2059	tarnished moist Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 16
2060	greasy wizardly sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2061	fuchsia helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	upside-down resourceful brawny shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50
2063	moldy blackberry	3	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	baleful thinker's kick-ass kicks	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	flame-wreathed beer helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	stanky distressed denim pants of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	twirling skewed perforated battle paddle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2072	shaking spinning tumbling gravedigger's nippy flashing novelty button	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2073	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's glowstick	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	spinning anniversary chutney sculpture of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2075	shaking grievous spandex anniversary shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	tumbling jar of anniversary jam of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2077	green bucket of anniversary lard of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2078	anniversary concrete fedora of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	olive makeshift turban of courage of the cheetah	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	skewed thinker's makeshift cape	0		Mysticality: +10
2081	upside-down wicked makeshift skirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	pulsating toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	jittery can of starch	0		
2085	altered bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	diluted twirling bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	powdered blurry tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 20
2088	dry corrupted wobbly shaking Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 13
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	flame-retardant wool Tesla electrified pilgrim shield of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	dog trainer's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2094	adequate snack-sized jittery ballroom blintz	2	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	diluted lime green tumbling twirling guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	hardy 17-ball	0		Maximum HP: +50
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	lime green shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	ghostly greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	ghostly coal button	0		
2106	upside-down burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	gray mirror non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	fuchsia rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	mirror hale wheel	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	miser's prehistoric spear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	dog trainer's occult fire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	red leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	wobbly lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	resourceful Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Maximum MP: +50
2121	squat ASCII shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2122	up-at-dawn lard-coated safety vest	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
2123	careful eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Monster Level: -10
2125	inspector's Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Item Drop: +15
2126	fuchsia scorching banded bronze breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25
2127	scorching coward's hat hacker T-shirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	maroon aromatic killer rag doll	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	cool incredibly marionette	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	aromatic mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	spinning mirror healthy arcane researcher's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	jittery toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	olive length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	lime green toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	bouncing teal block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	blue evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	mirror evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	fancy miniature moldy frank	2	crappy	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	moldy half-sized plate of franks and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	bad practically non-alcoholic shot of blackberry schnapps	1	decent	
2152	olive capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	spinning carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	tumbling maroon Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	jittery maroon reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	Van der Graaf toy ray gun of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	mansplainer's toy space helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	scorching experienced astronaut pants	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	toy jet pack of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	skewed triangular stone	0		
2174	upside-down mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	huge cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	wobbly rough stone sphere	0		
2178	gray brawny obsidian dagger	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2179	shaking archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	squat chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	wobbly quilted Kiss the Knob apron	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2186	skewed unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	shaking flask of peppermint oil	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	acceptable bouncing flask of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	gray sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	adequate miniature special candy stake	2	good	Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	irresponsibly strong delicious eggnog	6	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	adequate unspeakable fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	stale gingerbread horror	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	polarized frozen but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	yummy bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	decent skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	moldy tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	Rosewater's plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	baleful plastic yuletide troll	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	careful plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	plastic Crimboween pentagram of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	twirling plastic Scream Queen of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	healthy Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	executive Jim Carey's bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	teal spinning Crimbo ukulele of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	narrow bouncing lion tamer's weightlifter's Tiki lighter	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	deck of tropical cards of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	narrow twirling up-at-dawn tropical paperweight of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	smooth Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	frightening Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	tasty super ka-bob	3	awesome	
2218	miniature spoiled squat beer basted brat	2	crappy	
2219	studded Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	quantum vacuum-sealed and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	liar's pants of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	greedy auspicious juggler's balls	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	chaotic pink shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	healthy slick evil eyeball pendant	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	super-diffused extra-frozen nitrogenated arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	non-concentrated cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	Vulcanized toad horn	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	maroon icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	blurry mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	gray thinker's bow tie	0		Mysticality: +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	calavera concertina of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Song Duration: 7
2235	yellow family-friendly razor-sharp ratarang	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2236	unsweetened turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 43
2237	spinning maroon pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	extremely unsafe pygmy nose-bone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2239	executive bad voodoo mask	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	upside-down bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	pygmy spear of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2242	anodized moist pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 40
2243	Temple Grandin's Fonzie's headhunter necktie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2244	weightlifter's pointed stick of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3
2245	huge rosy-cheeked knobby helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	squat smartaleck's knobby kneepads	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2247	sewer turtle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2248	Sherlock's hale sebaceous shield	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +25
2249	electrified skeletortoise	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	Van der Graaf box turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2252	bouncing box turtle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2253	frightening bottlecap turtle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +5
2254	scorching experienced bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	furry turtle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2257	rosewater-soaked reinforced furry underpants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +3
2258	red "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	normal thick stunt nuts	5	good	
2265	stale wet stew	3	decent	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	twirling Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2269	flavorless sausage wonton	3	decent	
2270	veiny arcane researcher's belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2271	artisanal bottle of Merlot	4	EPIC	
2272	tolerable bottle of Port	4	good	
2273	watered-down drinkable teal bottle of Pinot Noir	2	good	
2274	tolerable bottle of Zinfandel	3	good	
2275	drinkable bottle of Marsala	3	good	
2276	artisanal practically non-alcoholic bottle of Muscat	1	EPIC	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	wobbly Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	jittery book	0		
2280	pulsating skewed Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	seal-skull helmet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	olive chisel	0		
2286	twirling tumbling Eye of Ed	0		
2287	nippy glowstick of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	gray paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	twirling Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	lime green wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	blurry Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	blinking marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	bouncing vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	green boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	maroon EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	olive worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	tarnished candy heart	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	double-polymerized spinning pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	quadruple-enhanced candy heart	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	pressed mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	magnetized wobbly candy heart	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	deionized ghostly olive candy heart	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	spinning candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	twirling candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	olive broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	fuchsia carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	pulsating Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	unsweetened can of paint	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 46
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	tasty Better Than Cuddling Cake	4	awesome	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	olive rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	wizardly pipe of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2337	reinforced beaded headband of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	big normal pudding	5	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	mediocre Blackfly Chardonnay	4	decent	
2340	weak artisanal & tan	2	EPIC	
2341	maroon pepper	0		
2342	decent pulsating forest cake	3	good	
2343	decent forest ham	4	good	
2344	wet filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 64
2345	quantum colloidal blurry blue tumbling filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 44
2346	dry wobbly filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 58
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	perfumed Rosewater's fire poi	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2354	skewed communications windchimes	0		
2355	unsweetened henna face paint	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 68
2356	dry skewed tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 49
2357	foul-smelling deadly Gaia beads	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10
2358	mirror pink clay bead	0		
2359	upside-down clay bead	0		
2360	narrow jittery clay bead	0		
2361	stanky Fonzie's hippy medical kit	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2362	Usain Bolt's sinister Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
2363	teal arcane researcher's brawny longhaired hippy wig	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	slick Zim Merman's guitar	0		Moxie: +10
2365	spinning jittery lion tamer's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2366	huge wool peel hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	skewed carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	upside-down Da Vinci's flowing hippy skirt of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	lime green filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	wobbly smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	half-sized special rotten banana	2	crappy	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 30
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	decent big olive banana cream pie	5	good	
2376	hand-crafted watered-down tumbling banana daiquiri	2	EPIC	
2377	bad twirling blurry bungle in the jungle	3	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	diffused extra-energized banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 56
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	lime green class ring	0		
2385	jittery bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	fireproof keg shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
2387	lightning-fast finger	0		Initiative: +40
2388	razor-sharp war tongs of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	ghostly mirror reassuring asbestos apron	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2391	rosewater-soaked beaten-up Chucks	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2392	natty ascot of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2393	huge wreath of laurels of the brute of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	veiny healthy Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	experienced tube sock	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
2396	red chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	jittery rosy-cheeked energy drink IV	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2399	perfumed beefy Elmley shades	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	skewed Jeselnik's dance instructor's beer bong	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2402	upside-down gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	mirror Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	bouncing broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	skewed triffid bark	0		
2414	huge lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	smelly bounty-hunting helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	dog trainer's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2418	banded bounty-hunting pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	pickled polymerized maroon bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 29
2420	pressed pulsating teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 52
2421	moist bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 23
2422	nitrogenated blurry irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 46
2423	colloidal quantum fuchsia narrow Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 19
2424	liquefied vacuum-sealed huge wobbly green cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 29
2425	improved can of spinach	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 61
2426	quantum blurry fire flower	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 29
2427	dry ionized shaking freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 36
2428	energized altered fake blood	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 52
2429	colloidal shaking skewed Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 63
2430	concentrated mirror bag of lard	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 37
2431	diffused super-irradiated extra-improved bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 40
2432	modified SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 25
2433	double-oxidized ionized jittery bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 20
2434	Vulcanized eyedrops	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 42
2435	super-alkaline spinning Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 16
2436	triple-warmed quadruple-galvanized shaking donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 33
2437	shaking New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	teal banded pink glowstick of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Supernova Champagne	1	super ultra EPIC	
2445	blinking Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	blinking bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	ghostly six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	upside-down empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	friendly goatskin umbrella	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2452	yellow avaricious extremely unsafe wool hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	bouncing Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	belt of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2455	shellacked bar whip	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2456	savvy barskin buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2457	upside-down friendly whip	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2458	barskin loincloth of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	toasty tighty whiteys	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	greasy yak toupee	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	yellow odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	tasty bowl of Bounty-Os	4	awesome	
2465	smooth Oreille Divisée brandy	3	awesome	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	bouncing cork	0		
2471	teal stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	shaking empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	blurry Jeselnik's clown wig of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	shaking clownskin belt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Clowniness: 50
2477	blurry spinning dance instructor's clownskin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Clowniness: 50
2478	healthy clown whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Clowniness: 50
2479	bouncing demon skin	0		
2480	blinking lion tamer's demon-horned hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	huge studded demon buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2482	ghostly spinning asbestos-lined Tesla stiffened demon whip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2483	MacGyver's barskin cloak	0		Maximum MP: +100
2484	fireproof personal trainer's snakeskin duster	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3
2485	inspector's clownskin harness of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Clowniness: 50
2486	squat mansplainer's demonskin jacket of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25
2487	huge pulsating Samson's hipposkin poncho	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2488	fuchsia cool yak anorak	0		Moxie: +5
2489	arcane researcher's tuxedo shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2490	rock-hard Rosewater's gnauga hide vest	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	green tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	groovy Necrotelicomnicon of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100
2495	Usain Bolt's stiffened Cookbook of the Damned	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +80
2496	twirling wicked Sinful Desires of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	blinking spinning molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	tumbling Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	blurry precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	savvy beach glass necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2509	miser's peace-sign necklace	0		Meat Drop: +10
2510	energetic round sunglasses of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	huge Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	blurry censurious spark plug earring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2514	zippy woven baling wire bracelets of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +20
2515	spinning mansplainer's sage gearbox necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
2516	double-paned banded wrench bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +5
2517	wobbly sinister groovy chain necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10
2518	sinister sawblade shield	0		Spell Damage: +10
2519	hand-crafted fortified McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5	EPIC	
2520	weak acceptable melted Jell-o shot	2	good	
2521	mediocre squat cruelty-free wine	3	decent	
2522	artisanal thistle wine	4	EPIC	
2523	huge megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	spoiled fish	3	crappy	
2526	spoiled super-sized fish casserole	5	crappy	
2527	half-sized stale fish lasagna	2	decent	
2528	upside-down filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	normal miniature gnatloaf	2	good	
2530	stale gnatloaf casserole	4	decent	
2531	huge stale wobbly shaking gnat lasagna	8	decent	
2532	huge pork	0		
2533	small tasty skewed pork chop sandwiches	2	awesome	
2534	adequate jumbo pork casserole	5	good	
2535	moldy pork lasagna	3	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	frightening Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2540	lime green tomb ratchet	0		
2541	shaking Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	super-modified lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	aerosolized anodized warmed tumbling upside-down maroon tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	frozen begpwnia	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	electrified blurry mirror upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	irradiated liquefied shaking half-orchid	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	wobbly Socratic groovy tin star	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	huge olive electrified boxer's outrageous sombrero	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	brainy "Humorous" T-shirt of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	wobbly lime green vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	jittery turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	Oprah's baleful Sinatra's Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	hardened Squeezebox of the Ages of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	smelly arcane researcher's Chelonian Morningstar	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	cyan Hammer of Smiting of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	narrow curative stiffened 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	horrifying brainy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	skewed half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	maroon plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	pulsating Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	spinning Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	dry irradiated ant agonist	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 44
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	skewed blue ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	mirror ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	fuchsia ghostly frosty cactus quill of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2578	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's clever Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3
2579	bland cactus fruit	4	decent	
2580	asbestos-lined scorpion whip of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	rotten centipede eggs	4	crappy	
2584	wonderwall shield of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2585	pulsating jittery stanky Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2586	forbidden General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2587	huge Sherlock's Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Item Drop: +25
2588	wool Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2589	super-sized flavorless hot date	5	decent	
2590	weak smooth blinking upside-down distilled fortified wine	2	awesome	
2591	rotten tasty tart	3	crappy	
2592	red Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	delicious teal skewed Knob pasty	3	awesome	
2594	lousy mirror thermos full of Knob coffee	4	decent	
2595	quadruple-activated Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 64
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	blinking leathery rat skin	0		
2599	blurry Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	pulsating carbonated water lily	0		
2601	fuchsia smelly ruddy Staff of the Midnight Snack of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2602	wool ribald Lo Pan's Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	Tuesday's ruby of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	narrow palm-frond fan	0		
2607	hardened palm-frond whip	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	aromatic wool palm-frond capris	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	lion tamer's extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	bouncing squat Jack Frost's palm-frond cloak	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2612	narrow vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	moldy savoy truffle	4	crappy	
2616	jittery Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	huge maroon Iiti Kitty phone charm of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
2619	pulsating blue jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	flavorless purple unidentified jerky	3	decent	
2621	wobbly huge scorching baleful nasty rat mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	Lo Pan's Herculean ratskin belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2623	ruddy smooth rattail whip	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2624	knitted studded bat hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	reassuring fireproof bat whip	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
2626	asbestos-lined flame-retardant bat-ass jacket	0		Hot Resistance: 6
2627	ghostly banded catskin cap of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	toasty strapping catskin buckler	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5
2629	lard-coated shellacked tail o' nine cats	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	diffused non-altered ghostly upside-down gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 58
2632	aerosolized mother's helper	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 44
2633	scorching weightlifter's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +25
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	ghostly really thick bandage	0		
2636	shaking brainy mummy mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	bouncing electrified gauze shorts of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	huge gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	maroon cherry soda	0		
2640	sage greaves of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	sharpshooter's cowboy hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	scandalous savvy Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
2643	happiness of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2644	shaking feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	green frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	lion tamer's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2650	olive bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	rotten upside-down S.T.L.T.	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	decent jumbo honey-dew	5	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	hand-crafted teal Xanadian	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	extra-polarized irradiated spinning bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	jittery frightening Lo Pan's Drowsy Sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
2657	normal miniature escargotsicle	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	perfectly mixed tumbling bottle of realpagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	MacGyver's albatross necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	diluted purple blurry not-a-pipe	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	acceptable flask of Amontillado	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	nasty ball mask	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Can-Can skirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	galvanized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	quantum red bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	liquefied bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	Vulcanized boiled galvanized ghostly spiky collar	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	compressed fuchsia blurry can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	boiled patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	powdered Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	hand-crafted spinning shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	magnetized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	diluted pulsating handful of moss	1		
2676	powdered bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 40
2677	pickled twirling yellow pulsating protein powder	1		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 5
2678	pulsating spectre scepter	0		
2679	magnetized bouncing jittery sparkler	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 62
2680	dry snake	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 22, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	double-dry super-moist M-242	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 54
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	scandalous armgun of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	twirling commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	blurry teal steel-toed experienced dreadlock whip of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +25
2689	resourceful hale beer-a-pult	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50
2690	wholesome dance instructor's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
2691	spoiled red handful of nuts and berries	3	crappy	
2692	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling driftwood sculpture	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
2693	Samson's thinker's massive sitar	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5
2694	gravedigger's Annie Oakley's Herculean stone baseball cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	weak perfectly mixed blue cup of beer	2	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	cyan duct tape wallet	0		
2699	narrow squat steel-toed duct tape shirt of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25
2700	avaricious nasty duct tape fedora	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	ribald educational duct tape sword	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +10
2702	sizzling supercool duct tape dockers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	duct tape buckler of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	experienced smartaleck's blackberry slippers of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2706	mirror upside-down greedy auspicious ruddy blackberry moccasins	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2707	careful blackberry combat boots of the brazier of temperance	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2708	super-denatured spinning funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 54
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	magnetized colloidal lime green facepaint	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 59
2712	double-magnetized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 57
2713	polarized Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 66
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	hardened stiffened sage battered hubcap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 4
2717	twirling lion tamer's studded quilted hood ornament	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Experience (familiar): +2
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	pulsating clever hardy hand-carved bokken of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Booze Drop: +100
2720	lard-coated stiffened arcane researcher's hand-carved bow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2721	twirling Fonzie's hand-carved staff of doom of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60
2722	blue ghostly lard-coated hardy smartaleck's Staff of the Greasefire of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2723	careful banded Staff of the Grand Flambé of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25
2724	flavorless huge huge bowl of rye sprouts	8	decent	
2725	stale cob of corn	4	decent	
2726	tasty small juniper berries	2	awesome	
2727	rotten plum	4	crappy	
2728	gigantic stale wobbly pear	7	decent	
2729	toothsome peach	4	awesome	
2730	weak delicious bouncing plum wine	2	awesome	
2731	weak lousy shot of pear schnapps	2	decent	
2732	bad practically non-alcoholic red ghostly shot of peach schnapps	1	decent	
2733	moldy snack-sized bunch of square grapes	2	crappy	
2734	decent brown sugar cane	4	good	
2735	gigantic fancy stale sandwich of the gods	10	decent	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 40
2736	bad distilled shaking Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	5	decent	
2737	diluted shaking pulsating leopard-print barbell	1	good	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 25
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	activated galvanized skewed panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 27
2740	horrifying Jack Frost's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
2741	bad twirling boilermaker	4	decent	
2742	immense moldy steel lasagna	8	quest	
2743	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic steel margarita	1	quest	
2744	compressed teal wobbly steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	oxidized quadruple-moist moist shaking gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 27
2746	pressed electrified aerosolized pulsating extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 54
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	skewed executive furniture dolly	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2749	foul-smelling rosy-cheeked Staff of the Grease Trap of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2750	tumbling squat slick weightlifter's Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Single Equip
2751	asbestos-lined wizardly Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2752	wobbly smooth Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the empath	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2753	studded Zinc Delta of Tranquility of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2754	experienced Nickel Gamma of Frugality of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2755	veiny brainy Iron Beta of Industry	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2756	squat Sinatra's brawny Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
2757	wobbly Red Balloon of Valor of incineration of the sewer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2758	smelly Purple Horseshoe of Honor of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip
2759	teal Blue Diamond of Honesty of courage of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2760	narrow lion tamer's Samson's Green Clover of Justice	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2761	upside-down lion tamer's Yellow Moon of Compassion of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2762	ghostly executive Orange Star of Sacrifice of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2763	maroon quilted personal trainer's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
2764	stanky hale Order of the Silver Wossname of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2765	purple Harold's bell	0		
2766	tumbling bowling ball	0		
2767	low-calorie rotten Crimbo pie	1	crappy	
2768	half-sized flavorless pear tart	2	decent	
2769	flavorless jumbo huge peach pie	5	decent	
2770	ionized liquefied ionized jittery chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 61
2771	dry anodized extra-dry handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 58
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	blinking unearthly onyx	0		
2775	maroon effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	up-at-dawn auspicious filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
2778	frosty extremely unsafe filigreed hamethyst necklace of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2779	energetic banded deadly filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2780	vibrating sage baconstone earring of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2781	bouncing healthy thinker's baconstone necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2782	frosty educational baconstone ring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2783	upside-down fireproof smelly pulled porquoise earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
2784	huge medical-grade wholesome pulled porquoise pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2785	ribald Van der Graaf studded pulled porquoise ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2786	dog trainer's careful Earring of Fire	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2787	clever Herculean Pendant of Fire	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2788	wool Ring of Fire of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2789	jittery Lo Pan's Ice-Cold Beerring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2790	Da Vinci's smooth Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
2791	therapeutic Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2792	huge Sherlock's grievous Unspeakable Earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2793	shaking crafty brawny Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2794	quilted arcane researcher's The Ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
2795	stiffened Nose Ring of Putrescence of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2796	narrow ghostly reassuring Putrid Pendant of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2797	Van der Graaf Ring of the Sewer Snake of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2798	supercharged stylish Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2799	mirror prompt personal trainer's Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2800	upside-down Temple Grandin's rock-hard Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2801	ghostly gray vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	electrified concentrated tumbling twirling vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 51
2805	frozen shaking vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 69
2806	alkaline vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 48
2807	oxidized adjusted liquefied flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 30
2808	extra-concentrated polarized teal flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 29
2809	boiled maroon ghostly flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 11
2810	moist warmed jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 64
2811	aerosolized boiled polarized jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 47
2812	extra-flattened mirror jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 14
2813	huge pulsating arcane researcher's strapping Beret	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	careful Lo Pan's beefcake's Bludgeon	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Brimstone
2815	red tumbling prompt Bunker of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, Brimstone
2816	miser's perfumed Boxers of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	smelly Lo Pan's Brooch of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	therapeutic quilted weightlifter's Bracelet	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	tumbling ghostly family-friendly crafty Grimacite gasmask	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	inspector's thinker's Grimacite gat	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	groovy Grimacite gaiters of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	nippy banded Grimacite gauntlets	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	blurry dance instructor's Grimacite go-go boots of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	auspicious greasy Grimacite girdle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	arcane researcher's Grimacite gown	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	prompt steel-toed Staff of the Kitchen Floor of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3
2827	bouncing anniversary gift box	0		
2828	twirling loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	normal digital key lime pie	3	good	
2833	moldy star key lime pie	3	crappy	
2834	blurry family-friendly manspreader's smartaleck's bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	padded indie comic hipster glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	blurry wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	blue mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	narrow Annie Oakley's baleful glowstick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	executive Periodical Paintbrush	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only
2840	weak tolerable gray bottle of cooking sherry	2	good	
2841	tasty green packet of ketchup	4	awesome	
2842	practically non-alcoholic bad accidental cider	1	decent	
2843	flavorless miniature mirror dire fudgesicle	2	decent	
2844	occult strapping navel ring of navel gazing of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	stylish Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Moxie: +25
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	olive shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	practically non-alcoholic mediocre moonberry wine cooler	1	decent	
2851	bite-sized stale spinning fine aged cheddarwurst	1	decent	
2852	jittery branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	squat Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	ghostly bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's huge mosquito proboscis	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
2856	deionized boiled swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 67
2857	wet anodized seegar butt	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 40
2858	blinking bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	fuchsia skewed bouncing chilly rock-hard witch wart	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +5
2860	super-sized adequate swamp muck	5	good	
2861	stanky flame-wreathed stiffened leechknife	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	concentrated dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 37
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	nasty steel-toed beaver spear	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +5
2866	huge Van der Graaf shamanic beads of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2867	ribald Sinatra's dilapidated wizard hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	enhanced pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 37
2869	quadruple-galvanized wobbly pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 67
2870	non-diffused cyan pirate tract	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 51
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	Jack Frost's plastic Naughty Sorceress of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2873	dangerous plastic Ed the Undying of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +10
2874	groovy Rosewater's plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10
2875	frightening plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2876	fireproof plastic protector spectre	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2877	plastic Baron von Ratsworth of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2878	sizzling plastic Boss Bat	0		Hot Damage: +10
2879	wholesome plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2880	twirling wholesome plastic Bonerdagon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2881	upside-down weightlifter's plastic The Man	0		Muscle: +15
2882	skewed upside-down hale plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Maximum HP: +20
2883	ghostly plastic Felonia of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2884	huge narrow Tesla plastic Beelzebozo	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2885	gray censurious plastic conservationist hippy	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2886	skewed plastic 7-foot dwarf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2887	plastic angry bugbear of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2888	padded plastic anime smiley	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2889	mirror mansplainer's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Monster Level: +15
2890	plastic astronomer of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2891	weightlifter's plastic beanbat	0		Muscle: +15
2892	bouncing blinking miser's plastic blooper	0		Meat Drop: +10
2893	Oprah's plastic brainsweeper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2894	teal brainy plastic briefcase bat	0		Mysticality: +5
2895	plastic demoninja of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2896	lime green arcane researcher's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2897	skewed Jim Carey's plastic drunk goat	0		Monster Level: +25
2898	bouncing fortified plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2899	yellow plastic Gnollish crossdresser of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2900	double-paned plastic handsome mariachi	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2901	Socratic plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2902	grievous plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2903	jittery lion tamer's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2904	educational plastic Knott Yeti	0		Experience: +1
2905	wobbly manspreader's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Monster Level: +10
2906	upside-down prompt plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Adventures: +3
2907	ribald plastic ninja snowman	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2908	experienced plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Experience: +2
2909	family-friendly plastic G Imp	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2910	Herculean plastic goth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2911	auspicious plastic cubist bull	0		Item Drop: +10
2912	spinning mirror plastic scary clown of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2913	blinking savvy plastic smarmy pirate	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2914	bouncing teal smartaleck's plastic spiny skelelton	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2915	hale plastic Spam Witch	0		Maximum HP: +20
2916	plastic vampire of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2917	Samson's plastic taco cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2918	fuchsia ribald plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2919	rosy-cheeked plastic warwelf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2920	frosty plastic whitesnake	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2921	Lo Pan's plastic XXX pr0n	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2922	blinking bouncing fortified plastic zmobie	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2923	lightning-fast plastic Protagonist	0		Initiative: +40
2924	skewed MacGyver's plastic Spunky Princess	0		Maximum MP: +100
2925	toasty plastic topiary golem	0		Hot Damage: +5
2926	sharpshooter's plastic senile lihc	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2927	teal up-at-dawn plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Adventures: +5
2928	Samson's plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2929	nippy plastic Trouser Snake	0		Cold Damage: +10
2930	frightening plastic Axe Wound	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2931	Sherlock's plastic Hellion	0		Item Drop: +25
2932	hardy plastic Black Knight	0		Maximum HP: +50
2933	mirror lightning-fast plastic pair of tweezers	0		Initiative: +40
2934	mirror grievous plastic fruit golem	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2935	tumbling deadly plastic fluffy bunny	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2936	fuchsia castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	shaking siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	mirror Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	miniature adequate Surprise Egg	2	good	
2941	triple-polymerized spinning Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 52
2942	deionized liquefied chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 33
2943	wet activated diffused Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 55
2945	jittery twirling energetic Rosewater's party hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	avaricious stylish V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	weak lousy ghostly shot of rotgut	2	decent	
2949	denatured jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 65
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	teal wobbly Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	narrow dangerous stylish glowstick	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	squat groovy tip jar	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2955	adequate half-sized twirling yam candy	2	good	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	adequate massive tube of cranberry Go-Goo	10	good	
2959	red mansplainer's rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: +15
2960	stale single-serving herbal stuffing	3	decent	
2961	jumbo bland packet of tofurkey gravy	5	decent	
2962	special bland tofurkey nugget	4	decent	Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 35
2963	yellow rigging shampoo	0		
2964	tumbling ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	frozen jittery Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 56
2968	vacuum-sealed spinning Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 31
2969	miniature rotten creamsicle	2	crappy	
2970	extra-dry tolerable shaking cream stout	5	good	
2971	curmudgel of the empath of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +7
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	aromatic grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	bouncing padded Herculean tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2976	perfectly mixed watered-down bilge wine	2	EPIC	
2977	boxer's witty rapier	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2978	huge curative sage yohohoyo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2979	polymerized alkaline olive fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 14
2980	ghostly booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	electrified booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	rosewater-soaked copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	tongue charrrm bracelet of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2988	spinning bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	Usain Bolt's clingfilm trousers	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	Tesla supercool clingfilm cap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	squat clingfilm slippers of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	adequate half-sized vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2	good	
2994	nitrogenated dry true grit	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 33
2995	stanky steel-toed Rosewater's buoybottoms	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	grungy flannel shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2997	blurry Socratic grungy bandana of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	energetic grassy cutlass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2999	spinning Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	flame-wreathed pegleg	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3002	upside-down lamé pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	wobbly enormous hoop earring of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3004	costume sword of the wise owl of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	prompt hale rainbow pearl earring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	Annie Oakley's beefy rainbow pearl necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	rock-hard brawny rainbow pearl ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	skewed miser's extremely unsafe Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10
3010	miser's Jeselnik's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	mirror ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	twirling foot locker	0		
3017	bouncing ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	red all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	huge narrow small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	hand-crafted upside-down corpse on the beach	3	super EPIC	
3026	hand-crafted corpsetini	4	EPIC	
3027	smooth corpsedriver	3	awesome	
3028	artisanal upside-down Corpse Island iced tea	4	EPIC	
3029	hand-crafted extra-dry red-headed corpse	5	EPIC	
3030	acceptable enchanted practically non-alcoholic jittery kamicorpse-ee	1	good	Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 15
3031	delicious watered-down corpsel	2	awesome	
3032	spirit-forward tolerable huge corpsebite	5	good	
3033	therapeutic pirate fledges	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	normal pearl onion	4	good	
3036	spoiled special thick sea biscuit	5	crappy	Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 50
3037	lousy purple bottle of rum	3	decent	
3038	lousy skewed bottle of black-label rum	3	decent	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	bouncing metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	bouncing metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	miniature stale nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	bland fancy bite-sized nanite-infested candy cane	1	decent	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	bland nanite-infested fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	drinkable huge nanite-infested eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	eyepatch of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	nasty cutlass	0		Stench Damage: +5
3052	zippy breeches	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	dry quadruple-denatured candy heart	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	dry tumbling cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	metallic foil cat ears of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	shaking theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	lard-coated cyborg doll	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	cyan arcane researcher's toy maglev monorail	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	tumbling dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	ghostly toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	blurry carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	wobbly polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	blue Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	gray marionette collective of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	gray monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	squat Jack Frost's borg sock monkey	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	wicked roboduck-on-a-string of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	squat mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	mirror teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	flame-wreathed biomechanical crimborg helmet of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	experienced wizardly C.B.F.G.	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	nasty studded biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	activated denatured green tumbling vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	red personal trainer's handmade hobby horse	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	teal horrifying ball-in-a-cup	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	therapeutic set of jacks	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	half-sized yummy laser-broiled pear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	jittery foul-smelling Van der Graaf polyalloy shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	ghostly fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	pulsating ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	squat robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	red rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	maroon unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	ghostly shaking banded vibrating cyborg knife of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	twirling mirror cool weightlifter's immense cyborg hand	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	nippy mansplainer's stylish cyborg stompin' boot	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	blurry narrow deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	squat Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	jittery Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	upside-down narrow Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	blurry old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	tumbling Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	jittery divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	huge divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	super-polymerized blue huge fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 62
3125	extra-liquefied piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 56
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	low-calorie flavorless roasted marshmallow	1	decent	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	bland immense tin cup of mulligan stew	8	decent	
3132	ghostly groovy flamin' bindle of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
3133	auspicious knitted freezin' bindle	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
3134	avaricious stinkin' bindle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30
3135	inspector's Temple Grandin's bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15
3136	ruddy sleazy bindle of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3137	gravedigger's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Spooky Damage: +10
3138	mirror medical-grade Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3139	perfumed Newton's Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +5
3140	lime green soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	spinning panhandle panhandling hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	greedy cup of infinite pencils	0		Meat Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1
3143	hardy slick Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50
3144	spinning a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	huge El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	gray El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	olive El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	bouncing sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	dry double-activated pulsating squat warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 12
3160	flattened colloidal warmed narrow humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 66
3161	cold-filtered El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 64
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	teal narrow broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	narrow repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	ionized seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 50
3169	small decent huge huge turtle soup	2	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	shaking evil noodles	0		
3171	narrow nauseating reagent	0		
3172	friendly evil paper umbrella	0		Familiar Weight: +3
3173	ionized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 52
3174	special half-sized bland evil boring spaghetti	2	decent	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 20
3175	flavorless squat blurry evil noodles	3	decent	
3176	yummy evil noodles	3	awesome	
3177	tiny rotten yellow evil painful penne pasta	1	crappy	
3178	huge rotten 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	7	crappy	
3179	decent bite-sized fuchsia evil ravioli della hippy	1	good	
3180	yummy snack-sized evil noodles	2	awesome	
3181	denatured evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 63
3182	modified enhanced olive evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 11
3183	altered evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 12
3184	triple-ionized blurry evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 31
3185	warmed evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 58
3186	modified lime green evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 33
3187	ionized aerosolized red evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 30
3188	high-proof bad an evil sump'm sump'm	10	decent	
3189	artisanal upside-down evil ducha de oro	4	EPIC	
3190	tolerable cyan evil horizontal tango	4	good	
3191	drinkable enchanted evil roll in the hay	3	good	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 30
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	spinning naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	spinning origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	spinning flame-retardant origami pasties	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	tumbling up-at-dawn scandalous MacGyver's origami riding crop	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	stanky Socratic KoL Con IV Pole of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	mirror tumbling dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	fuchsia notbig laminated card	0		
3211	cyan unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	blue Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	Jack Frost's nippy glowstick	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	narrow sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	huge gator skin	0		
3222	purple frosty educational gatorskin umbrella	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	mirror sewer wad	0		
3225	special hand-crafted shaking bottle of sewage schnapps	3	EPIC	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 25
3226	triple-distilled artisanal bottle of Ooze-O	6	EPIC	
3227	miniature yummy C.H.U.M. chum	2	awesome	
3228	miniature normal olive unfortunate dumplings	2	good	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	quantum ionized oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 37
3231	tattered paper crown of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	immense rotten vanilla-frosted king cake	7	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	spinning water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	pulsating noodle	0		
3236	wobbly Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	pulsating wobbly Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	blurry blue huge Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	tumbling Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	pulsating Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	red Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	blurry Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	skewed wholesome Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	healthy Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	asbestos-lined mansplainer's Ol' Scratch's ash can of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	bouncing pink plastic baby of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	prompt family-friendly Frosty's silk hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	brainy Frosty's carrot of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	slick Frosty's nailbat of the ox of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	stylish Oscus's pelt of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	upside-down scandalous resourceful cool Wand of Oscus	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	zippy smelly Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	tumbling friendly Van der Graaf Zombo's skullcap	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	spinning friendly steel-toed personal trainer's Zombo's shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	Usain Bolt's perfumed Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	wobbly curative razor-sharp Chester's moustache of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	narrow Samson's thinker's Chester's bag of candy	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	blurry educational Chester's cutoffs of the dark arts	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	mirror green bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	nitrogenated handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 23
3269	galvanized magnetized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 32
3270	pickled warmed pulsating handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 62
3271	green sage crotchety pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	dangerous Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	bouncing stiffened willowy bonnet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	studded belt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	upside-down personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	blurry chaotic stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	tasty small salad	2	awesome	
3284	dog trainer's wicked C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1
3285	chaotic C.H.U.M. knife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3286	twirling jittery padded Frosty's snowball sack	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3287	cyan quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	jittery yellow shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	wobbly secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	jittery macaroni duck	0		
3295	wobbly friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	shaking stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	blurry smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	shaking sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	olive blinking pulsating Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	spinning upside-down Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	tumbling teal Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	avaricious sealskin drum	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	spinning rock-hard washboard shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	extremely unsafe spaghetti-box banjo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	wobbly greedy marinara jug	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	ruddy makeshift castanets	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	skewed reassuring left-handed melodica	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	denatured wobbly cyan epic wad	1	crappy	Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 5
3317	manspreader's bottlecap	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
3318	mirror mirror corncob pipe of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
3319	brawny Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
3320	green hardened frayed rope belt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
3321	cyan packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	green experienced mayfly bait necklace of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	huge Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	watered-down artisanal jar of fermented pickle juice	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3326	distilled huge jittery yellow voodoo snuff	1	awesome	
3327	adequate extra-greasy slider	3	good	
3328	nasty rosy-cheeked crumpled felt fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	sizzling nippy battered top-hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	toasty Jack Frost's shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	double-paned cool mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	Usain Bolt's horrifying hobo dungarees	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	foul-smelling Samson's patched suit-pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	ghostly hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	pulsating rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	red dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	groovy brainy dead guy's memento	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	bland banquet	3	decent	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	bouncing very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	wobbly squat bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	watered-down aged Ralph IX cognac	2	awesome	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	fuchsia zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	deionized wobbly llama lama gong	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	enchanted moldy bouncing banana-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	gray brown plastic baby of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	bouncing shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	narrow green shaking delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	jittery scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	red tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	toothsome small mole molé	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	lousy fancy Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4	decent	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	chilled ionized Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	cold-filtered jittery digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	vaporized twirling fuchsia glimmering roc feather	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	twisted shaking narrow olive glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	dried green glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	twisted glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	dehydrated glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	diluted cyan pulsating blurry glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	ghostly Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	narrow Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	ribald nippy Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
3382	Temple Grandin's baleful educational Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
3383	wool Socratic Chester's sunglasses of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3384	maroon Tesla dangerous Chester's muscle shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3385	red mirror miser's hardy Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3386	gray stanky Zombo's shoulder blade of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3387	frosty Zombo's skull ring of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	experienced Frosty's arm of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3
3390	squat fireproof manspreader's Staff of the Deepest Freeze of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	up-at-dawn Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Adventures: +5, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	wobbly shellacked dangerous Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	pulsating fortified brawny Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	skewed avaricious frosty Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	forbidden grievous Hodgman's bow tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3398	artisanal skewed Hodgman's blanket	4	EPIC	
3399	mediocre watered-down jar of squeeze	2	decent	
3400	yummy massive bowl of fishysoisse	9	awesome	
3401	concentrated quantum deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
3402	quantum pressed concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 67
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	scandalous frightening medical-grade deck of lewd playing cards	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3405	quilted Hodgman's sock	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3406	veiny Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Maximum HP: +10
3407	spinning dog trainer's Hodgman's almanac	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3408	Fonzie's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3409	executive Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Meat Drop: +40
3410	lion tamer's Hodgman's detector	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3411	Hodgman's cane	0		Item Drop: +5
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	teal Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	improved sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 56
3423	extra-diffused frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 62
3424	concentrated vacuum-sealed fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 60
3425	frozen quantum garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 51
3426	modified aerosolized bouncing strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 24
3427	teal roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	colloidal dry fuchsia pulsating Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 63
3430	olive bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	narrow rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	stirring stick of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3
3436	huge blue up-at-dawn nippy rosy-cheeked Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
3437	spinning knitted Staff of the Black Kettle of the ox of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
3438	skewed lightning-fast foul-smelling brawny Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
3439	narrow Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	vaporized blue prismatic wad	1	crappy	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	beefcake's club of the five seasons	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	rainbow crossbow of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	purple brawny webbed comic mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	upside-down energetic thinker's six-rainbow shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	bouncing olive cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	teal spinning cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	green Oprah's trusty torch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	therapeutic Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3458	denatured twirling blinking STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 49
3459	weak perfectly mixed purple white-label gin	2	EPIC	
3460	flavorless special tin rations	4	decent	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 45
3461	upside-down mirror gray haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	aged upside-down bottle of sake	4	awesome	
3464	skewed round pebble of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
3465	bland twirling Bash-Ōs cereal	3	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	spinning flame-retardant fortified sinister haiku katana	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	sage plastic baby	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	rotten blueberry-frosted king cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	purple damp boot	0		
3472	inspector's beefy Seasonal Beret of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	red Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	oxidized concentrated cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 39
3475	improved huge blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 51
3476	frozen bouncing plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 32
3477	chilled pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 64
3478	denatured flattened tarnished bouncing peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 54
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	upside-down passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	skewed upside-down psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	unsweetened polymerized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
3486	tumbling dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	tiny normal wobbly beefy fish meat	1	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	decent snack-sized squat huge glistening fish meat	2	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	stale slick fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	blurry mirror asbestos-lined mansplainer's fish scimitar	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5
3493	boxer's fish stick of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
3494	gray slick weightlifter's fish bazooka	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10
3495	electrified pickled sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 41
3496	dry fuchsia bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 35
3497	watered-down mediocre bottle of Pete's Sake	2	decent	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	shaking beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	flavorless ghostly tumbling canapés	3	decent	
3502	twisted maroon tumbling thermos of brew	1	decent	Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	triple-distilled acceptable glass of brandy	8	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	blue French slippers	0		
3505	extremely unsafe LWA ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	Sinatra's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	pulsating scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	pulsating scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	greasy fortified ganger bandana	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	jittery eel skin	0		
3517	eelskin hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	wool eelskin pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	toasty eelskin shield	0		Hot Damage: +5, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	aromatic rosy-cheeked shark tooth necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3522	auspicious Tesla shark jumper	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3523	triple-adjusted aerosolized jittery shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 21
3524	double-flattened chilled electrified eel battery	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13
3525	diffused modified non-boiled temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 31
3526	blinking beefy scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Muscle: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	huge mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	twirling cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	mirror Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	blinking plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	huge plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	lime green zippy banded depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	upside-down ghostly stanky depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	sizzling ruddy depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	Usain Bolt's supercharged depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	forbidden depleted Grimacite shinguards of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	Jack Frost's Socratic depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of doom of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	supercharged propeller beanie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	aromatic reassuring Jim Carey's straw hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	stanky chaotic quilted octopus's spade	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	blinking glob of slime	0		
3555	rotten blinking sea carrot	3	crappy	
3556	rotten maroon sea cucumber	3	crappy	
3557	flavorless sea avocado	4	decent	
3558	jumbo flavorless sea lychee	5	decent	
3559	normal miniature sea tangelo	2	good	
3560	delicious sea honeydew	3	awesome	
3561	boiled olive pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 47
3562	frozen alkaline tumbling pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 68
3563	colloidal bouncing pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 58
3564	perfectly mixed berry-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3565	bad citrus-infused sake	4	decent	
3566	aged melon-infused sake	3	awesome	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	upside-down fuchsia electrified Da Vinci's sponge helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	shaking stanky Jack Frost's Fonzie's spongy shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3570	narrow yellow tumbling banded padded square sponge pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: 120, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	spinning bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	rotten rice	4	crappy	
3584	spoiled huge irradiated candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	rotten half-sized cyan gingerbread mutant bugbear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	acceptable oozenog	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	polymerized twirling sugar plum	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	super-ionized sugar banana	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	polarized dry sugar lime	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	anodized polarized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	jittery miser's family-friendly Mer-kin hookspear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	flattened galvanized huge tumbling Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 52
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	skewed squat imitation crab meat	0		
3598	ghostly imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	lard-coated scorching stylish moist sailor's cap	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	double-paned steel-toed speargun	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5
3601	twirling executive compass	0		Meat Drop: +40
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	squat bubblin' stone	0		
3606	wholesome extremely unsafe diving helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	ribald crafty dance instructor's aerated diving helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	bouncing das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	mirror imitation whetstone	0		
3611	altered energized magnetized sea grease	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 42
3612	blinking sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	jittery battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	jittery twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	huge pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	polymerized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	mirror The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	bouncing mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	huge blinking gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	red chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	mansplainer's parasitic claw	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	dog trainer's parasitic tentacles	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	medical-grade parasitic headgnawer	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	twirling burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	huge Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	non-ionized unsweetened jittery Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	yellow radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	blurry dog trainer's elven socks of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	cyan chaotic elven gloves of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	chilly razor-sharp festive holiday hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	greasy horrifying patent shoes	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	blurry Jim Carey's gray bow tie of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	arcane researcher's penguin thesaurus of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	normal blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	mirror pufferfish spine	0		
3644	Tesla depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	tolerable canteen of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	moldy elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	tumbling fuchsia magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	bouncing map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	stale snack-sized pulsating toast with jam	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	upside-down spinning antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	perfectly mixed shaking elven moonshine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	stale miniature twirling knuckle sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	aromatic energetic psycho sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	ghostly fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	plastic Mob Penguin of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	plastic mutant elf of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	plastic fat stack of cash of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	cyan prompt plastic strand of DNA	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	gray strapping plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	blue Lo Pan's Putty mitre	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	spinning educational smooth Putty leotard	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	shaking slick Putty ball	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	gray Usain Bolt's foul-smelling scorching Putty snake	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	mirror Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	Samson's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	flame-retardant glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	blinking Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	rotten can of franks 'n' beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	mediocre shaking bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	squat Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	wool diving muff	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3678	tolerable irresponsibly strong shaking salinated mint julep	9	good	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	bouncing esca	0		
3681	squat bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	twirling globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	narrow map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	adequate tempura carrot	4	good	
3685	adequate diet tempura cucumber	1	good	
3686	fancy moldy super-sized tempura avocado	5	crappy	Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 50
3687	decent bouncing red sea broccoli	3	good	
3688	thick rotten sea cauliflower	5	crappy	
3689	toothsome miniature fancy yellow tempura broccoli	2	awesome	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 35
3690	moldy miniature tempura cauliflower	2	crappy	
3691	yummy tumbling sea blueberry	3	awesome	
3692	adequate small sea persimmon	2	good	
3693	moist super-alkaline pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 64
3694	triple-galvanized dry squat pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 68
3695	skewed Herculean Mer-kin digpick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	upside-down map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	green valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	maroon veiny supercool velcro broadsword of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: 110
3706	ghostly jittery lightning-fast avaricious auspicious velcro paddle ball	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40
3707	zippy reassuring therapeutic velcro shield	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3708	auspicious reassuring Annie Oakley's velcro boots	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3709	flame-wreathed stiffened non-stick pugil stick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3710	nippy studded dance instructor's teflon spatula	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10
3711	family-friendly resourceful energetic teflon shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3712	twirling lightning-fast teflon swim fins of incineration of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
3713	nippy Newton's 7-inch discus	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10
3714	energetic Newton's PVC staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3715	razor-sharp sage vinyl shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3716	wool nasty vinyl boots of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	jittery fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	olive foggy glass globe	0		
3726	teal possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	Socratic glass gnoll eye	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3732	magnetized dry shaking ghostly cigar butt	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 64
3733	huge lard-coated friendly manly bloomers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	mirror fat wallet	0		
3736	twirling fortified handwarmer of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
3737	shaking knitted lighter of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
3738	stale super-sized packet of beer nuts	5	decent	
3739	blinking Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	denatured jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 56
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	bouncing mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	frozen dry blue concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 38
3750	olive blurry blinking ruddy vampire pearl earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3751	moldy massive chocolate chip brownies	6	crappy	
3753	gray Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	energized ionized tumbling love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	adjusted deionized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	denatured love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	super-anodized unsweetened lime green squat love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	moist liquefied skewed love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	cold-filtered boiled skewed love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	improved electrified tarnished pulsating breath mint	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 32
3761	blurry healthy vampire pearl ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3762	aromatic vampire pearl necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3763	weak mediocre jittery slug of vodka	2	decent	
3764	smooth jittery slug of rum	4	awesome	
3765	artisanal ghostly slug of shochu	4	EPIC	
3766	smooth screwdiver	4	awesome	
3767	lousy special mirror purple dew yoana lei	3	decent	Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 15
3768	special mediocre lychee chuhai	3	decent	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 40
3769	bad high-proof salacious screwdiver	10	decent	
3770	lousy dew yoana salacious lei	4	decent	
3771	bad gray salacious lychee chuhai	3	decent	
3772	drinkable Alewife&trade; Ale	3	good	
3773	blurry seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	green Van der Graaf brawny pink pinkslip slip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	slick beefcake's sea salt scrubs	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10
3778	auspicious dog trainer's Van der Graaf amber aviator shades	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3779	galvanized galvanized hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 47
3780	executive censurious wizardly nurse's hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	pulsating blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	twisted skewed bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 35
3783	mixed cyan bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	blurry twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	skewed Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	blurry crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	tumbling charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	crafty Mer-kin roundshield of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +100
3804	reassuring fortified Mer-kin breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1
3805	Rosewater's Mer-kin sneakmask of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	ionized corrupted huge Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 60
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	fuchsia Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	red Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	decent blurry chocolate-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	pulsating extremely unsafe plastic baby	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	gray half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	stale jumbo sea radish	5	decent	
3818	wholesome grievous halibut of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10
3819	narrow eel sauce	0		
3820	hale water-polo mitt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3821	irradiated double-magnetized pulsating syringe	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 36
3822	blue tumbling wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	energized wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 43
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	squat Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	shaking Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	moldy tiny tempura radish	1	crappy	
3830	scorching water-polo cap	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	perfectly mixed Typical Tavern swill	3	EPIC	
3832	artisanal special extra-dry spinning tropical swill	5	EPIC	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 50
3833	drinkable bouncing blue fruity girl swill	3	good	
3834	delicious blended swill	4	awesome	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	wool coward's careful Tesla Elvish sunglasses	0		Monster Level: -30, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	huge anniversary safety glass vest of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3838	lion tamer's anniversary burlap belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3839	toasty anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Hot Damage: +5
3840	ghostly huge anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	chaotic anniversary pewter cape	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3842	out-of-tune biwa of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3843	fortified dented harmonica	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3844	up-at-dawn magic whistle of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
3845	plastic blowgun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3846	spinning shaking asbestos-lined sage jungle drum of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
3847	bouncing maroon blinking reassuring hippy bongo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3848	maroon grievous knob bugle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3849	purple wicked beefcake's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5
3850	huge healthy boxing glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3851	Jeselnik's wholesome dangerous boxing glove on a spring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
3852	yellow censurious half-sized guitar of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3853	Sherlock's smooth bass drum	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +25
3854	nasty pixel boomerang	0		Stench Damage: +5
3855	Lo Pan's personal trainer's world's smallest violin of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100
3856	olive vibrating rosy-cheeked strapping ocarina of space	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3857	family-friendly a butt tuba	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3858	ruddy bone flute	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3859	hardy infernal fife	0		Maximum HP: +50
3860	careful charming flute	0		Monster Level: -10
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	supercharged grass whistle of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
3863	fuchsia rock-hard plastic guitar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5
3864	teal wicked finger cymbals	0		Spell Damage: +5
3865	therapeutic kettle drum of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3866	prompt Sherlock's double-barreled sling	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3
3867	jittery careful deadly magilaser blastercannon	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10
3868	fireproof brawny hanky&#363;	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	red stanky vibrating ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3870	tumbling teal stolen office supplies	0		
3871	electrified Sinatra's office-supply crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3872	lime green bouncing Lo Pan's pocket theremin	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3873	lime green fireproof nasty rave whistle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	wobbly hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	ribald coward's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	galvanized magnetized wobbly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 31
3886	concentrated vial of slime	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 69
3887	non-enhanced vial of slime	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 64
3888	tarnished galvanized twirling vial of slime	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 37
3889	non-pickled ghostly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 44
3890	adjusted twirling vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 57
3891	colloidal cyan vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 52
3892	magnetized vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 15
3893	triple-irradiated anodized diffused vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 43
3894	vacuum-sealed blue vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
3895	boiled corrupted vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40
3896	dry quantum narrow vial of slime	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 65
3897	colloidal triple-polymerized vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 63
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	skewed cyan seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	skewed green figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	narrow figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	skewed figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	wobbly figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	narrow figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	ghostly imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	bad blended swill with a fly in it	3	decent	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	ruddy turtle wax shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3916	vibrating turtle wax helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	teal bouncing perfumed turtle wax greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	huge meat shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3919	huge turtlemail bits	0		
3920	chilly careful turtlemail coif	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	jittery MacGyver's wholesome turtlemail breeches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	spinning foul-smelling Rosewater's turtlemail hauberk	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	wholesome strapping spiky turtle helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	spiky turtle shoulderpads of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	rosewater-soaked arcane researcher's spiky turtle shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +3
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	blinking shaking grinning turtle	0		
3930	quadruple-galvanized shaking tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 12
3931	bouncing brainy severed flipper of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	studded bad-ass club	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	frozen alkaline electrified mirror narrow hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 26
3936	frozen flattened green scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 40
3937	altered jittery olive fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 46
3938	groovy club of corruption	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	blurry corrupt club of corruption of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	deadly corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	upside-down flame-wreathed supercool evil-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	curative Sinatra's nasty-ass club of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	Van der Graaf educational infernal toilet brush	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	squat blinking flame-retardant stylish shadowy seal eye	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	oyster egg balloon of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
3946	mirror red Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	lime green spinning Meat	0		
3949	twirling treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	twirling monocle	0		
3953	huge mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	upside-down yellow martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	yellow Lo Pan's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
3959	tumbling coward's garish pinky ring	0		Monster Level: -20
3960	gravedigger's designer sunglasses	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3961	lion tamer's opera glasses of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	gray cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	corrupted non-chilled cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 49
3966	red hale banded Socratic hot-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	cyan steel-toed shellacked smooth frigid-ass club	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 16, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	mirror wobbly prompt knitted creepy-ass club of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	corrupted wet green sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 30
3970	up-at-dawn Da Vinci's Abyssal ember	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	alkaline wet teal blurry frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 56
3972	teal Rosewater's cool seal spine	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	quadruple-concentrated activated seal lube	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 29
3974	sharpshooter's banded mannequin leg	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	nippy padded tortoise of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10
3976	teal executive ribald tortoboggan	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
3977	blinking painted turtle	0		
3978	Samson's painted shield of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	ghostly torquoise	0		
3982	vibrating smooth torquoise ring	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3983	wobbly dueling turtle	0		
3984	gray mirror reassuring dueling banjo of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	samurai turtle helmet of James Dean of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	chilly turtle shell helmet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	tumbling bouncing slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	narrow boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	boiled narrow agua de vida	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	Sinatra's tortoboggan shield of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -25
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	Oprah's soup-chucks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4005	denatured energized super-concentrated squat ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61
4006	blurry memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	wobbly spinning memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	wobbly memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	tumbling memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	twirling memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	olive memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	narrow squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	spinning up-at-dawn greaves	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	squat undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	jittery lard-coated electrified piece of rebar	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4021	squat frightening therapeutic shovel of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4022	squat MacGyver's experienced necklace of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100
4023	double-paned Lo Pan's speargun of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
4024	censurious Van der Graaf compass	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4025	therapeutic thinker's helmet of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	friendly lantern of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100
4027	ghostly Annie Oakley's greaves of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	Usain Bolt's beefy club of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80
4029	blinking memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	skewed memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	ghostly memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	skewed memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	shaking caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	flavorless fancy shaking slimy sweetbreads	3	decent	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 50
4038	boozy bad bouncing slimy fermented bile bladder	5	decent	
4039	altered narrow slimy alveolus	1		
4040	shaking memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	greedy pig-iron helm of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	sharpshooter's pig-iron shinguards of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	foul-smelling pig-iron bracers of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	squat wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	squat Annie Oakley's wumpus-hair whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	greasy wumpus-hair wig of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	Van der Graaf hardened wumpus-hair loincloth of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	coward's wumpus-hair sweater of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	frosty ring of teleportation	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	fancy aged weak White Hyborian	2	awesome	Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	goblin hunting spear of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	wobbly Da Vinci's wizardly goblin autoblowgun	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	twirling chaotic tribal beads	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	twirling sizzling vibrating stone fist	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	frightening stone head	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	cyan Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	skewed Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	maroon essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	Jeselnik's scorching villainous scythe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	spinning gravedigger's baneful bandolier of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	scandalous brawny diabolical crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	huge stiffened deadly malevolent medallion	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	Da Vinci's corrosive cowl of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	fortified grisly shield of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	corroded breeches of Gandalf of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	Jack Frost's Sinatra's pernicious cudgel	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	jumbo stale twirling jittery cupcake-in-a-cup	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	spinning pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	adequate half-sized mirror protein paste	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	ribald veiny cyber-mattock	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	tumbling X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	double-diffused twirling neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	Vulcanized deionized physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	upside-down slimy cyst	0		
4092	mirror small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	blinking slimy cyst	0		
4095	peawee marble of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4096	curative brown crock marble	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4097	gray sharpshooter's China marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4098	wizardly lemonade marble	0		Mysticality: +25
4099	huge MacGyver's bumblebee marble	0		Maximum MP: +100
4100	stylish jet bennie marble	0		Moxie: +25
4101	horrifying stanky beige clambroth marble	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
4102	chaotic steely marble	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4103	reassuring nippy Newton's beach ball marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
4104	prompt catseye marble	0		Adventures: +3
4105	maroon sizzling bumboozer marble	0		Hot Damage: +10
4106	skewed narrow executive chamoisole	0		Meat Drop: +40
4107	chilled polarized twirling bitter pill	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 17
4108	Sherlock's forbidden monstrous monocle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	nippy hale musty moccasins	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	scorching Herculean molten medallion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	jittery foul-smelling smooth brazen bracelet	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	studded dance instructor's bitter bowtie	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	Sherlock's bewitching boots	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	bouncing secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	smelly flame-wreathed lion tamer's rickety unicycle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4117	Herculean sage crusty hula hoop of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4118	Temple Grandin's wizardly Coily&trade; of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
4119	lard-coated ribald Fonzie's school flying disc	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4120	blinking Annie Oakley's wicked lawn dart of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4121	blue chilly wagon of the cougar of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	ribald Lo Pan's slick crown-shaped beanie	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	steel-toed Herculean hopping socks of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
4125	jittery censurious sharpshooter's occult poodle skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	narrow ruddy deadly letterman's jacket of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50
4127	groovy beefcake's hardened slime hat of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	chilly medical-grade wicked hardened slime pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	clever curative hardened slime belt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4130	blinking empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	pickled boot plant	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	watered-down hand-crafted sham champagne	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	warmed magnetized tempura air	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 24
4134	pickled shaking pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
4135	cyan wobbly blurry moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	wobbly avaricious studded Bag o' Tricks of the blizzard of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	fuchsia mirror a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	ghostly a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	jittery a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	funny paper hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	boiled vacuum-sealed squat sand	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 19
4147	squat Socratic charged magnet of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	extra-colloidal cyan dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	boiled Elvish delight	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 54
4153	pulsating rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	tumbling live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	twirling wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	jittery rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	hand-crafted narrow pebblebr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	special normal immense rocky road ice cream	8	good	Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	double-polymerized liquefied children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 35
4164	warmed wobbly Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 49
4165	rosewater-soaked nippy studded Staff of the Soupbone	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
4166	boxer's Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	skewed hardened Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Voluminous Radio Sneakers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	narrow family-friendly rock helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	razor-sharp rock pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	squat thinker's rock necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	weightlifter's sugar shotgun	0		Muscle: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	nippy sugar shillelagh	0		Cold Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	bouncing sugar shank of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	sage sugar chapeau of doom of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	sugar shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	wobbly slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	blurry slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	maroon forbidden slime convention pin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
4188	tumbling slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	shaking huge foul-smelling sugar shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	nippy rave visor	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	boxer's baggy rave pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	huge mirror up-at-dawn pacifier necklace	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	squat sea lasso	0		
4199	rosewater-soaked sea cowboy hat of the sewer of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	squat grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	bouncing urchin roe	0		
4203	jittery pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	huge jittery Jeselnik's nippy brand new key	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
4207	mirror dorsal fin of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	narrow twirling skewed skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	blurry mirror mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	green rosewater-soaked skate blade of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
4214	tumbling mirror spangly unitard	0		
4215	mirror twirling stiffened stylish collapsible baton	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 1
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	skewed olive groupie bra	0		
4218	corrupted shaking groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 61
4219	shaking asbestos-lined skate board of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
4220	olive S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	Van der Graaf yield shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	blinking squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	upside-down unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	red skewed roller skate doll	0		
4226	yellow Usain Bolt's Star of Bravery	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4227	pulsating hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	squat cyan ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	twirling hacienda key	0		
4234	ghostly pat&eacute; knife of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4235	yellow salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	mirror Van der Graaf cheese-slicer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4238	stale mirror beef jerky	3	decent	
4239	hardy pipe wrench	0		Maximum HP: +50
4240	aerosolized tumbling wobbly wobbly gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 45
4241	sleep mask of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	wholesome sock garters	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
4243	galvanized mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 46
4244	blurry leather-bound tome of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4245	jittery bookmark	0		
4246	blinking ivory cue ball of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4247	mediocre bouncing wobbly decanter of fine Scotch	4	decent	
4248	dried maroon expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 45
4249	purple tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	dry vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 38
4253	liquefied aerosolized jittery potion of speed	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 14
4254	tumbling bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	anodized double-unsweetened fuchsia sap	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	fuchsia petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	toothsome super-sized spinning chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	tolerable blinking mulled cider	4	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	narrow wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	squat shaking pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	upside-down mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	lime green blurry MacGyver's bark boxers	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	narrow forbidden bark beret	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	upside-down censurious bark bracelet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4267	vibrating veiny Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	sharpshooter's deadly Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	dog trainer's arcane researcher's Angelhair Culottes	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	Usain Bolt's Newman's Own Trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +80, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	family-friendly Volartta's bellbottoms of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	gray Lederhosen of the Night of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	ionized polymerized gray ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	narrow electrified Samson's Underworld truncheon of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	supercharged Da Vinci's Staff of the Woodfire of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	wobbly blurry rosewater-soaked personal trainer's Underworld flail of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	bouncing Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	mirror Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	narrow sizzling Mer-kin bunwig of terror	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	Jim Carey's quilted Fonzie's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	green crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	yellow inspector's Herculean Mer-kin gladiator mask of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	scorching banded Mer-kin scholar mask of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of chilblains of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	family-friendly supercharged Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	up-at-dawn wool Mer-kin headguard of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	shellacked Mer-kin waistrope	0		Damage Reduction: 7
4290	greedy dangerous experienced Mer-kin facecowl	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
4291	upside-down narrow avaricious Mer-kin thighguard	0		Meat Drop: +30
4292	blue blurry Jeselnik's cool Mer-kin dodgeball of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	ribald Mer-kin dragnet of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	mansplainer's Mer-kin switchblade of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	scandalous Newton's Ass-Stompers of Violence of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	inspector's lard-coated Brand of Violence of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	electrified Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4300	manspreader's Fonzie's Da Vinci's Lens of Violence	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	lion tamer's Jim Carey's slick Pigsticker of Violence	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
4302	squat supercharged wizardly Jodhpurs of Violence of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	upside-down narrow prompt wicked Sinatra's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	jittery foul-smelling lion tamer's educational Girdle of Hatred	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	Annie Oakley's educational Staff of Simmering Hatred of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20
4306	quilted Rosewater's weightlifter's Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	ghostly mirror stanky brainy Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4308	Jeselnik's nasty medical-grade Lens of Hatred	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	stanky Fonzie's thinker's Treads of Loathing	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	double-paned dog trainer's vibrating Scepter of Loathing	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Cloathing
4311	cool Belt of Loathing of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	gray blinking fortified Goggles of Loathing of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	spinning reassuring stiffened Stick-Knife of Loathing of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Cloathing
4314	maroon knitted dog trainer's Jeans of Loathing of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	lightning-fast Annual Ascot	0		Initiative: +40
4316	pulsating greedy rosy-cheeked personal trainer's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	spinning narrow coward's shellacked wizardly Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	Jim Carey's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of courage of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	yellow bouncing sizzling clever thinker's Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	tumbling tumbling MacGyver's healthy Socratic Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	knitted scandalous The Trickster's Trikitixa of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	twirling nasty Tesla slick Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	twirling manspreader's smartaleck's Garter of the Turtle Poacher of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	narrow Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of the detective of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	bouncing reassuring hardy sinister Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	lime green scorching sizzling Newton's Bling of the New Wave	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: 35, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	shaking La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of Leguizamo of doom of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	squat suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	huge bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	normal skewed candy kneecapping stick	4	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	spoiled narrow skewed licorice garrote	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	scorching candy knuckles	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	gigantic stale jawbruiser	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	non-pressed pulsating chocolate car	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	plastic 11 Dealer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	supercool plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	ghostly plastic Don Crimbo of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	crafty plastic Crimbomination	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	pickled Piddles	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	extra-deionized BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	liquefied squat skewed Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	skewed Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	teal squat Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	teal leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	clever snow hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	bouncing Annie Oakley's snow pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	perfumed snow belly	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	red jittery pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	bouncing Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	diet toothsome expired can of franks 'n' beans	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	acceptable practically non-alcoholic fancy expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	good	Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	modified unsweetened vacuum-sealed red elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	bland penguin focaccia bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	perfectly mixed herringcello	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed twirling pulsating elven cellocello	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	skewed wobbly wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	blinking bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	cyan chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	skewed Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	stiffened throwing wrench	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	curative pair of bolt cutters	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	studded speed limit shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	boxer's live wire of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	wobbly misfit dolly of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	blinking deadly misfit hobby horse of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	bouncing gray smelly educational misfit teddy bear	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	maroon shellacked grievous pocketwatch on a chain	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	wobbly Annie Oakley's cement sandals of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	greedy forbidden night-vision goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	peanut brittle shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	savvy Red Rover BB gun of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	perfumed red-and-green sweater	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	blue Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	double-galvanized colloidal Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	quadruple-irradiated activated Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	corrupted narrow Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	cyan crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	maroon cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	twirling sizzling cheese sword	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	frosty cheese diaper	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	blurry frightening cheese wheel	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	nasty cheese eye	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	dog trainer's Staff of Queso Escusado of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	pulsating The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	upside-down A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	spinning Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	stale half-sized quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	drinkable narrow cyan Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	stiffened sealhide hood	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	deadly sealhide leggings	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	lightning-fast sealhide cloak	0		Initiative: +40
4418	double-paned sealhide buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4419	electrified sealhide whip	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4420	squat pulsating sealhide moccasins of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4421	up-at-dawn sealhide gloves	0		Adventures: +5
4422	smooth sealhide belt	0		Moxie: +15
4423	olive sealhide snare	0		
4424	squat puzzling trophy	0		
4425	polarized triple-modified extra-unsweetened upside-down sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 64
4426	green huge hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	teal glowstick on a string of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Raveosity: +1
4429	candy necklace of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	narrow nippy teddybear backpack	0		Cold Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	deionized liquefied invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	denatured tumbling irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	colloidal purple irritability potion	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	blurry cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	squat huge hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	yellow Lo Pan's guard turtle shell	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	yellow dance instructor's crowbar	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4442	lard-coated spaghetti cult rosary	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4443	crafty spaghetti cult mask	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	Usain Bolt's spangly mariachi pants	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	wool Oprah's spangly mariachi vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
4447	skewed upside-down mansplainer's spangly sombrero	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	diluted Instant Karma	1	crappy	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 5
4449	spinning painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	Herculean pointy hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	jittery frosty machetito	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	wobbly fireproof lawnmower blade	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	fuchsia The Landscaper's leafblower of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	wobbly snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	lard-coated rosy-cheeked snailmail coif	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	upside-down sharpshooter's clever snailmail breeches	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	vibrating snailmail hauberk of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100
4461	extra-adjusted narrow seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 65
4462	alkaline squat chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 20
4463	flattened chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 61
4464	irradiated chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 58
4465	anodized ghostly chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 61
4466	energized altered chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 58
4467	liquefied galvanized pulsating squat chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 34
4468	olive Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	wobbly yellow horrifying BRICKO hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	BRICKO pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	BRICKO sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	blurry BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	green BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	fuchsia BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	ghostly BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	bouncing smooth BRICKO bulwark	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	upside-down narrow BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	pulsating BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	skewed BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	super-cold-filtered ionized recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 34
4498	ionized recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 26
4499	Vulcanized warmed aerosolized recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 55
4500	polarized recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 50
4501	modified boiled super-irradiated tumbling recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 59
4502	liquefied diffused concentrated recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 40
4503	concentrated moist recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	sharpshooter's educational heart of the volcano	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10
4505	ionized jittery Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 47
4506	pulsating puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	blue Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	warmed Vulcanized colloidal &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	stale walrus ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	spoiled spinning beautiful soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	fancy rotten twirling Humpty Dumplings	3	crappy	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	moldy shaking Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	tolerable practically non-alcoholic missing wine	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	moldy super-sized lime green matter custard	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	deionized blurry comfit?	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	upside-down ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	squat studded flamingo mallet of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	mirror Tiger-lily's milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	toasty rosy-cheeked eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	veiny wig of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	super-sized adequate donut	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	rotten bucket of honey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	wobbly hale personal trainer's elephant stinger	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	normal dragon snaps	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	squat scandalous snapdragon pistil of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	rotten maroon rook cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	rotten bishop cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	thick bland gray knight cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	bite-sized flavorless blurry king cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	yummy queen cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	educational insane tophat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	purple therapeutic razor-sharp helm of the knight	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	lion tamer's beefcake's wristwatch of the knight	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	reassuring trousers of the knight of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	boxer's tophat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	skewed tie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
4543	Annie Oakley's tuxedo pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	narrow pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	ghostly wobbly caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	tumbling walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	huge dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	brainy detour shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	jittery left parenthesis	0		
4553	mirror lowercase a	0		
4554	ghostly percent sign	0		
4555	mirror left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	blurry equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	narrow can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	high-proof bad world's most unappetizing beverage	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	slippery when wet shield of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	normal tiny bouncing raisin	1	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	twirling flyest of shirts of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	spoiled a dance upon the palate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	bland prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	blinking Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	normal super-sized squirmy violent party snack	5	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	huge nasty can-you-dig-it?	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	jittery The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	teal bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	galvanized ionized blue mirror Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	tumbling weightlifter's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	fireproof T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	gray fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	adequate bouncing six wedges of goat cheese	4	good	
4585	fuchsia collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	narrow ghostly brown pixel	0		
4589	brainy pixel whip	0		Mysticality: +5
4590	padded pixel chain whip	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	pixel morning star of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	twirling pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	lime green pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	olive 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	teal pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	blue bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	red upside-down map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	mediocre enchanted squat plastic cup of beer	4	decent	Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	blinking bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	Jack Frost's slick bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	huge decent upside-down sun-dried tofu	9	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	acceptable wobbly soyburger juice	3	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	upside-down respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	modified diffused extra-energized essential soy	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	double-alkaline ghostly essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	gray twirling wizardly Crown of Thrones	0		Mysticality: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	weak artisanal Cinco Mayo Lager	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	squat spinning Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	green frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	quadruple-modified chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	spoiled pawn cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	modified shaking squat coffee pixie stick	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	maroon superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	ghostly parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	MacGyver's plastic spider ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	stanky plastic kazoo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	executive inflatable baseball bat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	skewed chaotic resourceful googly-star hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	Jeselnik's googly-ball hat of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	wholesome stylish googly-heart hat	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	blinking lime green executive smooth super-sweet boom box	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	smelly coward's resourceful sinister demon mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	prompt fireproof friendly streetfighting champion's belt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	narrow resourceful steel-toed Space Trip safety headphones of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	LARP carp of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
4641	gravedigger's Samson's KoL Con Six Pack	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +10
4642	baleful Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Spell Damage: +25
4643	blurry padded rxr shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	spinning scandalous foul-smelling studded Juju Mojo Mask	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	frightening space trooper helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	flame-retardant lion tamer's Meteoid ice beam of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	greedy friendly Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	lime green ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	frosty thinker's ironic knit cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	rock-hard ironic battle spoon	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4655	spinning Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked shellacked ironic jogging shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	Socratic mole skin notebook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	lard-coated blackberry galoshes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4660	yellow executive curative trout fang	0		Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	enchanted decent pulsating poisonous caviar	3	good	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	double-irradiated twirling wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	narrow blue ribald rosy-cheeked Ellsbury's skull	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	careful hot plate	0		Monster Level: -10, Thorns: 1
4666	chaotic supercool imp unity ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
4667	pulsating Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4668	twirling asbestos-lined observational glasses	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4669	Rosewater's hilarious comedy prop	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	mediocre mirror booze-soaked cherry	3	decent	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	tiny bland spinning marshmallow	1	decent	
4674	yummy sponge cake	3	awesome	
4675	mediocre fuchsia gin-soaked blotter paper	4	decent	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	squat volcanic ash	0		
4680	yellow smoked potsherd	0		
4681	horrifying pottery shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	hardy pottery hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	ghostly brainy beefcake's pottery training pants	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	brawny pottery club	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	upside-down fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	twirling fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	wobbly fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	mirror fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	green affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	wool groovy Greatest American Pants of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	fossilized necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	upside-down bus pass	0		
4700	blinking fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	studded red-hot medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	pulsating sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	lime green sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	decent massive lemon popsicle	8	good	
4715	bland popsicle	4	decent	
4716	bland strawberry popsicle	4	decent	
4717	normal half-sized liver popsicle	2	good	
4718	red upside-down Newton's mariachi hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	razor-sharp Hollandaise helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	mirror organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	huge microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	spoiled snack-sized liver and let pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	bland super-sized badass pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	adequate thick bouncing upside-down shoo-fish pie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	low-calorie rotten piping organ pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	moldy igloo pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	flavorless tumbling stomach turnover	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	massive stale dead lights pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	thick spoiled mirror red throbbing organ pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	Usain Bolt's stop shield	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	huge nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	blue prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	upside-down tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	perfumed beer-soaked mop	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4738	special practically non-alcoholic bad day-old beer	1	decent	Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 45
4739	acceptable watered-down yellow plain beer	2	good	
4740	distilled hand-crafted overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	5	EPIC	
4741	skewed smiling rat	0		
4742	ghostly rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	warmed anodized squat PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 24
4745	super-modified blinking Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
4746	alkaline wobbly Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 28
4747	thick decent huge bone meal	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	strong tolerable bone aperitif	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	baleful bonerang	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	red tumbling Herculean bone and arrows	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	bouncing arcane researcher's boning knife	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	lion tamer's bone spurs	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	Socratic bonedanna of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	auspicious Da Vinci's boneana hammock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	red Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	polymerized vacuum-sealed cyan skewed candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	olive upside-down huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	rotten pumpkin pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	watered-down smooth bouncing pumpkin beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	triple-Vulcanized deionized pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	bouncing shin gourds of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	wobbly up-at-dawn banded brainy Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	red ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	huge Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	decent small wobbly CRIMBCOIDS mints	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	moldy blinking CRIMBCOLOAF	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	massive moldy shaking circular CRIMBCOOKIE	9	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	personal trainer's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	auspicious plastic fax machine	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	greasy plastic hobo elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	smelly plastic Mr. Mination	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	baleful plastic Best Game Ever	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	blurry hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	pulsating S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	tumbling robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	jittery gray robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	twirling robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	enchanted flavorless triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	adequate blurry mirror square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	nasty frosty dance instructor's bindlestocking	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	shaking sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	jittery auspicious Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	ghostly family-friendly weightlifter's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	tumbling sinister savvy Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	up-at-dawn executive Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	mansplainer's Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	gray quilted supercool Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	enhanced oxidized chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	fuchsia squat Annie Oakley's gift-a-pult	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	super-wet aerosolized narrow holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	squat Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	Jack Frost's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	red CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	olive CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	fuchsia skewed photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	blinking Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	shaking greasy ribald Fonzie's paperclip-on tie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	smelly paperclip pants of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	fuchsia Oprah's vibrating beefy paperclip turban	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	tumbling nasty paperclip cape	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	wobbly gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	polarized adjusted blinking chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	adjusted colloidal mirror upside-down bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	liquefied incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	triple-enhanced liquefied green pulsating mirror myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	high-proof hand-crafted CRIMBCO wine	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	narrow toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	bland toe jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	super-sized adequate ghostly traffic jam toast	5	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	adequate pulsating space jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	magnetized shaking motivational poster	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	shaking sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	spoiled festive sausage	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	small rotten holiday cheese log	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	therapeutic BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	cyan fireproof hardened BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	ghostly curative BGE pocket calendar	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	gray twirling BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	wobbly twirling prompt BGE plastic toy	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	lion tamer's stapler bear	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	Fonzie's adhesive tape dolly	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	wicked scissor duck	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	squat jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	green quilted Seven Loco of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	shaking Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	double-paned Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	hale Loathing Legion moondial	0		Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	spinning toasty Loathing Legion knife	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	mirror grievous Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	reassuring Loathing Legion can opener	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	yellow flame-retardant veiny Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Temple Grandin's Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	huge avaricious Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	medical-grade Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	jittery wholesome Loathing Legion double prism	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	wholesome Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	Loathing Legion kitchen sink of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Loathing Legion abacus of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	blinking Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	frosty Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	skewed Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	purple narrow Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	cyan Loathing Legion hammer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	ghostly Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	spinning a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	bouncing quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	fuchsia time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	moldy small yellow Knob jelly donut	2	crappy	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	spinning Knob cake pan	0		
4944	yellow Knob batter	0		
4945	ghostly Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	improved oxidized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 52
4950	unsweetened Vulcanized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 11
4951	steel-toed flimsy clipboard	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4952	polarized corrupted red baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 60
4953	auspicious frosty whalebone corset	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4954	blurry fuchsia energetic oven mitts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4955	bland snack-sized overcookie	2	decent	
4956	spoiled philosopher's scone	3	crappy	
4957	quantum tarnished mirror half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 62
4958	dog trainer's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4959	spoiled half-sized Knob nuts	2	crappy	
4960	lousy skewed Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	decent	
4961	narrow lime green Subject 37 file	0		
4962	blinking knitted brainy mysterious lapel pin	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	cyan Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	mirror Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	green Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	shaking Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	ghostly Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	lime green Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	lime green Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	maroon Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	shaking Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	narrow Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	yellow Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	huge lime green Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	blinking shaking Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	huge Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	red Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	beefcake's card sleeve	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	upside-down cyan Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	jumbo moldy wasabi pocky	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	miniature spoiled tobiko pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	normal natto pocky	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	drinkable wasabi-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	hand-crafted spinning tobiko-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	mediocre spirit-forward wobbly natto-infused sake	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	liquefied adjusted blurry jittery wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	Vulcanized yellow tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	liquefied frozen wobbly natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	green jittery Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	aerosolized anodized elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	watered-down bad marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	irresponsibly strong tolerable cranberry schnapps	7	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	mediocre watered-down breaded beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	hand-crafted soy cordial	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	ghostly Oprah's curative hardened astral bludgeon	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5029	smartaleck's astral shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30
5030	zippy astral chapeau of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: 120, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	aromatic banded astral bracer of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
5032	mirror horrifying sizzling astral longbow of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
5033	Sherlock's beefcake's astral shorts of courage	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	bouncing scandalous thinker's astral mace of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
5035	deadly Sinatra's brawny astral trousers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	mirror zippy steel-toed Sinatra's astral ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +20
5037	stanky toasty supercharged astral statuette	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
5038	Tesla MacGyver's astral pistol	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5039	ruddy astral mask of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +20
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	nasty experienced strapping astral shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5
5042	spinning cyan flame-retardant astral belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
5043	moldy big astral hot dog	5	???	
5044	enchanted lousy astral pilsner	4	???	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 35
5045	twirling astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	green astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	pulsating asbestos-lined rock-hard double-ice cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	stanky sizzling weightlifter's double-ice box	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	quilted wicked double-ice britches of terror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	blinking handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	bouncing intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	extra-aerosolized adjusted double-aerosolized Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	colloidal Red Pill	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	skewed huge boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	upside-down Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	adequate spaghetti con calaveras	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	gray s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	rotten low-calorie popcorn	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	moldy enchanted chaos popcorn	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	horrifying hole of the wise owl of bravery	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	small spoiled shaking s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	squat blue diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	perfectly mixed Russian Ice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	groovy clay ashtray	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	blue zippy lanyard	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	twirling greasy monster pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	altered colloidal lime green Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	toasty vibrating Van der Graaf helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	blurry sharpshooter's crutch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	bouncing lime green banded shock belt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	alkaline fuchsia huge Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	vibrating rubber band gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	spinning foul-smelling pin-stripe slacks	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	zippy gloves	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	energized colloidal triple-colloidal green correction fluid	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	scandalous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	huge banded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	spinning scandalous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	beefcake's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	blurry Van der Graaf Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	fireproof Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	green scorching Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	ghostly manspreader's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	manspreader's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	huge friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	gray smooth Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	super-ionized willyweed	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	chilled Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	dry polymerized vacuum-sealed blurry fish juice box	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	wobbly hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	smooth jittery Jeppson's Malort	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	blurry fistful of ashes	0		
5109	stress ball of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	wobbly Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	frosty Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	yellow hedge trimmers	0		
5116	blinking A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	blinking maroon shaking busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	narrow Da Vinci's smooth Admiral's hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	up-at-dawn sage aviator's cap of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	green Lo Pan's wholesome mirrored aviator shades	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	bouncing Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	gray Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	upside-down narrow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	blinking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	fuchsia Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	extra-moist spinning huge Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	normal bite-sized elven hardtack	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	weak bad fuchsia elven squeeze	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	squat pulsating E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	skewed E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	blinking carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	diluted narrow astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	narrow moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	super-pickled double-deionized honeypot	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 69
5146	bland tiny wild honey pie	1	decent	
5147	delicious honey mead	4	awesome	
5148	ribald hardened honey dipper of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
5149	honeybritches of the brazier of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	zippy nippy vibrating honeycap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	ghostly shellacked Moonthril Circlet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	cyan healthy Moonthril Greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Moonthril Flamberge of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	squat Van der Graaf Moonthril Longbow	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Moonthril Cuirass of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	weightlifter's plush alielf	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	deionized blue blinking Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	boxer's plush dogcat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	plush hamsterpus of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	sinister plush ferrelf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	blinking Newton's plush alien hamsterpus	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	plush mutated alielf of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	studded baleful plush mutated alielephant	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	upside-down blue boxer's girl	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	narrow top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	narrow synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	bouncing skewed distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	magnetized energized skewed bouncing transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	spinning Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	artisanal Saison du Lune	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	lousy Moonthril Schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	drinkable distilled blurry Wrecked Generator	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	normal Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	moldy blue Crepes a la Lune	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	adequate Moon Pie	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	liquefied activated Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	super-dry ionized blurry blinking Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	enhanced red 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	twirling blinking Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	jittery teal Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	electrified honey stick	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 49
5189	chilled triple-liquefied moist double-ice gum	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	skewed asbestos-lined Lo Pan's electrified Operation Patriot Shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	yellow squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	nitrogenated corrupted corrupted data	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	tumbling 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	frosty Great S-Cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	skewed deadly Marvelous Unitard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	diluted gooey paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	vaporized narrow beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	dried paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	dehydrated squat ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	powdered skewed narrow greasy paste	1	good	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	vaporized pulsating bug paste	1	decent	Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	vaporized hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	denatured jittery olive mirror orc paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	twisted ghostly demonic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	distilled jittery indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	compressed paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	compressed wobbly goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	compressed huge green pirate paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	compressed mirror chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	dehydrated spinning paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dried twirling Mer-kin paste	1	good	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	diluted jittery slimy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	distilled penguin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	altered shaking red skewed elemental paste	1	decent	Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	distilled pulsating cosmic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	boiled huge hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	altered red Crimbo paste	1	good	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	pulsating fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	tumbling Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	rotten Ur-Donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	fuchsia The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bucket of wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	bland fancy ultrafondue	4	decent	Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	skewed borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	blinking teal prompt shining halo	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	family-friendly furry halo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	blurry rock-hard frosty halo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	wobbly Jim Carey's time halo	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	tolerable weak Lumineux Limnio	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	drinkable practically non-alcoholic ghostly Morto Moreto	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	drinkable Temps Tempranillo	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	acceptable irresponsibly strong skewed Bordeaux Marteaux	7	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	acceptable Fromage Pinotage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Beignet Milgranet	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	artisanal high-proof fancy jittery Muschat	9	EPIC	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	normal massive cool jelly donut	10	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	flavorless shrapnel jelly donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	moldy occult jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	snack-sized spoiled thyme jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	adequate danish	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	adequate thick blurry smashed danish	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	rotten forbidden danish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	rotten huge cool cat claw	6	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	rotten massive squat blunt cat claw	8	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	spoiled blurry shadowy cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	fancy normal cheezburger	3	good	Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	snack-sized bland toasted brie	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	improved improved potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	electrified too legit potion	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	vacuum-sealed wobbly Bright Water	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	enhanced diffused graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	enhanced ionized cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	ionized potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	concentrated irradiated huge lime green potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	irradiated ionized potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	quadruple-cold-filtered colloidal blinking potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	non-polarized potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	blue holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	lime green chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	pulsating noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	hardy hammerus	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	hardy blunt icepick	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	blue family-friendly fluorescent lightbulb	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	ghostly aromatic dance instructor's blammer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	twirling inspector's clock-cleaning hammer	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	bouncing sage dethklok	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	gray dog trainer's glacial clock	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	wobbly Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	bouncing d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	squat newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	teal slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	narrow dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	toothsome purple phish stick	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	avaricious stanky Da Vinci's plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	perfumed Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	red energetic deadly savvy Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	shaking blue Jim Carey's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	wobbly gray hale Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	spinning chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	upside-down funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	warmed warmed ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	alkaline activated necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	adjusted bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	triple-diffused dry whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	pressed press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	polarized Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	deionized skewed Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	non-magnetized magnetized Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	diffused Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	super-modified modified Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	acceptable watered-down Ecto-Cooler	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	special artisanal Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	drinkable Blood Light	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	bad weak Silver Bullet beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	artisanal strong Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	upside-down ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	triple-moist colloidal sorority brain	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	wet quantum irradiated skewed olive Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	quadruple-energized nitrogenated modified drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	extra-see-thru nightie of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	Sherlock's BRAINS shorts of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	twirling brawny Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	rock-hard scrunchie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	lard-coated extremely skinny jeans of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	bouncing aromatic weightlifter's The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	healthy wicked brainy The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	double-paned Jeselnik's The Necbromancer's Shorts of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	ghostly maroon shaking Usain Bolt's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	hand-crafted twirling The Cooler Out of Space	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	gray The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	blue sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	triple-adjusted huge Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	skewed death blossom	0		
5347	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	tumbling tumbling teal twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	cyan Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	shaking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	blinking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	blue CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	purple Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	nippy KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	blurry boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	skewed rosewater-soaked plastic trollipop	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	auspicious plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	weightlifter's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	plastic colollilossus of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	nippy extremely unsafe plastic Big Candy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	powdered upside-down groose grease	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	pulsating bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	blurry tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	blue wholesome ridiculous belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	pulsating knitted ridiculous earring	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	arcane researcher's ridiculous sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	rotten massive yellow shaking ridiculous sandwich	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	weak aged mirror ridiculous cocktail	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	extremely unsafe experienced zombie monkey necklace	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	huge peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	super-oxidized peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	big flavorless bouncing peppermint patty	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	blue peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	blue skewed candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	greasy candy cane	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	gray Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	shaking avaricious flame-retardant cool cane-mail shirt	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	ghostly knitted cane-mail pants of doom of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	drinkable Vodka Matryoshka	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	boozy hand-crafted Gin Mint	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	hand-crafted weak twirling Tequiz Navidad	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	bad Mint Yulep	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	lousy distilled Crimbojito	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	aged jittery Sangria de Menthe	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	twirling candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	pulsating licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	deionized licorice root	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	nitrogenated modified banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	Vulcanized pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	enhanced oxidized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	dry anodized blinking kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	moist strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	coward's bananarama bangle	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	jittery pair of pearidot earrings of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	squat skewed scorching tourmalime tourniquet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	zippy kumquartz ring	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	shaking blinking olive inspector's strawberyl necklace	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	Sherlock's beefy sucker bucket	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	Newton's sucker hakama	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	narrow pulsating greedy sucker kabuto	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	lard-coated sucker tachi	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	mirror sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	olive raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	improved purple narrow fudge lily	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	modified chilled upside-down skewed fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	tasty fudgesicle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	blurry maroon wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	improved warmed devilish folio	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	huge vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	ghostly lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	huge jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	twirling gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	skewed gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	mirror gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	concentrated enhanced upside-down Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	gigantic moldy fudge bunny	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	lime green fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	flame-retardant crafty sage fudgecycle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	ghostly fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	tumbling Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	pressed wet resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	Vulcanized resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	improved improved wobbly resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	magnetized extra-energized blue resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	cold-filtered resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	galvanized olive resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	adjusted extra-enhanced resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	flattened resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	wet flattened squat resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	lime green gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	pickled gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	quadruple-diffused corrupted blue gummi snake	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	chilled alkaline gummi canary	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	stale gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	toothsome gummi bear	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	normal gummi bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	normal small ghostly drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	adequate drunki-bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	super-sized toothsome olive drunki-bear	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	ghostly Da Vinci's fudge pocket square	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lollipop cufflinks of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	blurry trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	olive skewed ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	liquefied jittery gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	double-modified extra-modified lime green skewed gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	cold-filtered pressed gray wobbly gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	bouncing all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	spinning heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	cool Big Candy's tophat of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	upside-down shaking Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	huge pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	rotten mirror twirling jerky coins	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	extra-dry lousy Go-Wassail	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	pickled spinning Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	wet modified mirror bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	alkaline quantum wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	squat Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	wobbly pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	skewed pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	tumbling pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	blurry pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	blue pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	cold-filtered enhanced Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	skewed whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	spoiled berries of suffering	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	magnetized blinking baobab sap	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	shaking magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	warmed Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	bad Barulio's bottle	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	tarnished Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	blue Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	gray glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	concentrated desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	huge red Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	huge pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	Da Vinci's beefy Leapin' Trousers	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5
5544	weak mediocre eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	flavorless hamhock	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	huge The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	tumbling Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	upside-down twirling Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	pulsating The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	beefcake's Trusty	0		Muscle: +25
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	deionized moist jittery fireclutch	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 68
5556	lightning-fast beefy Rain-Doh wings	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	teal Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	experienced stylish Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	Van der Graaf medical-grade Rain-Doh lantern	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	lime green huge Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	squat Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	Lo Pan's Rain-Doh violet bo of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	pulsating Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	miniature decent PB&BP	2	good	
5566	moldy club sandwich	3	crappy	
5567	spoiled fancy fuchsia corned-beef Reuben	3	crappy	Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 30
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	jittery dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	bouncing mirror loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	jittery Groar's fur	0		
5572	maroon Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	special artisanal Drac & Tan	4	EPIC	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	artisanal Transylvania Sling	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	mediocre Shot of the Living Dead	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	bad watered-down Buttery Knob	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	watered-down tolerable Slippery Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	perfectly mixed triple-distilled Flaming Knob	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	perfectly mixed Grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	hand-crafted watered-down Locust	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	weak aged Plague of Locusts	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	boozy tolerable Red Dwarf	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	watered-down bad Golden Mean	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	acceptable Green Giant	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	smooth weak Aye Aye	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	bad Aye Aye, Captain	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	acceptable ghostly Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	tolerable Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	lousy More Humanitini than Humanitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	artisanal Oh, the Humanitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	mediocre skewed Great Older Fashioned	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	mediocre high-proof Fuzzy Tentacle	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	extra-dry fancy tolerable Crazymaker	5	good	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	perfectly mixed Zoodriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	special mediocre Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	artisanal Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	bad Suffering Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	watered-down acceptable mirror ghostly Suppurating Sinner	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	lousy Sizzling Sinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	tolerable blue Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	special hand-crafted Earth and Firewater	3	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	tolerable boozy spinning Earth, Wind and Firewater	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	triple-distilled tolerable huge Slimosa	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	lousy weak purple Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	weak smooth Slimebite	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	weak perfectly mixed Cement Mixer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	watered-down bad Jackhammer	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Dump Truck	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	artisanal Fauna Libre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	high-proof smooth Chakra Libre	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	practically non-alcoholic smooth Aura Libre	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	acceptable Sazerorc	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	fortified bad Sazuruk-hai	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	mediocre Flaming Sazerorc	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	acceptable Green Velvet	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	watered-down mediocre Green Muslin	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	weak aged Green Burlap	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	mediocre Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	hand-crafted Moonshine Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	smooth squat Flaming Mohobo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	perfectly mixed Drunken Philosopher	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	lousy Drunken Neurologist	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	bad Drunken Astrophysicist	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	weak mediocre huge Dark & Starry	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	distilled bad Black Hole	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	fancy artisanal huge Event Horizon	3	EPIC	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	tolerable Herring Daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	delicious Herring Wallbanger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	acceptable Herringtini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	artisanal watered-down Lollipop Drop	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	strong hand-crafted Candy Alexander	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	artisanal skewed Candicaine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	tolerable Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Flying Caipiranha	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	tolerable watered-down jittery Flaming Caipiranha	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	extra-dry artisanal narrow Punchplanter	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	drinkable purple huge Doublepunchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	artisanal Haymaker	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	immense stale shaking fungus	10	decent	
5642	wobbly poisoned dart	0		
5643	flattened stone wool	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 20
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	wobbly calendar fragment	0		
5647	stanky calendar	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
5648	avaricious flame-retardant Boris's Helm	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	bouncing sizzling staph of homophones of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text
5650	chilly curative fortified Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	olive key-o-tron	0		
5654	flavorless nailswurst	3	decent	
5655	smooth watered-down used beer	2	awesome	
5656	spinning Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	maroon fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	upside-down frightening insulting hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	padded offensive moustache	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
5661	hairshirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
5662	blinking Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	fuchsia puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	snack-sized toothsome huge skewed fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	2	awesome	
5671	special mediocre teal slap and slap again	4	decent	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 40
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	ghostly beery blood	2	good	
5674	spinning &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	boiled bouncing cyan watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	curative Ze&trade; goggles	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	teal soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	huge careful vibrating stylish swimsuit	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	stale P.B.L.T.	4	decent	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	lime green BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	teal bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	pulsating fuchsia quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	cyan scorching UV monocular	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
5689	ghostly drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	gray Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	wobbly pacification grenade	0		
5692	twirling quantum disintegrator pistol of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
5693	tumbling personal trainer's phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
5694	mirror Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	crafty bugbear detector	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	shaking smooth The Lost Glasses of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
5699	purple The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	flame-wreathed wax hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	healthy wax pants of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	tarnished drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	forbidden Newton's fireman's helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	twirling Newton's fire axe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	lime green flame-wreathed rock-hard savvy fire extinguisher	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	blue Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	moldy small FDKOL hotcakes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	jittery hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	jumbo stale gray fiery wing	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	twirling toasty slick wings of fire	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	yellow boxer's FDKOL fire hose	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	galvanized teal bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	ghostly molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	nippy steel-toed hot daub bun	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	yellow skewed frightening baleful hot daub stand	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	supercool foot-long hot daub of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	pulsating lime green ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	normal skewed angst burger	3	good	
5731	drinkable watered-down huge 5-hour acrimony	2	good	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	moldy special forbidden sausage	3	crappy	Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 50
5735	Herculean Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	aerosolized chilled spinning Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 50
5737	triple-wet quadruple-warmed daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Camp Scout backpack of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	tumbling CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	super-sized spoiled wobbly bag of GORP	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	smooth weak water purification pills	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	squat Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	hand-crafted weak pulsating CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	jumbo moldy bag of GORF	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	low-calorie adequate shaking bag of QWOP	1	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	liquefied triple-dry twirling CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	shaking CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	irresponsibly strong lousy wobbly CSA cheerfulness ration	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	ghostly CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	miniature tasty crappy brain	2	awesome	
5753	delicious yellow decent brain	3	awesome	
5754	delicious good brain	4	awesome	
5755	tiny enchanted bland boss brain	1	decent	Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 50
5756	flavorless skewed hunter brain	3	decent	
5758	manspreader's Lo Pan's Herculean Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	asbestos-lined Sinatra's staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5
5760	upside-down reassuring medical-grade studded staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5761	skewed reassuring wool Staff of the Scummy Sink of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	upside-down fuchsia hardy stiffened Superhero Reboots	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50
5764	fireproof Jeselnik's fuzzy busby	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	mirror zippy stiffened fuzzy earmuffs	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	spinning electrified fuzzy montera of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	huge huge Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	tumbling gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	green gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	bouncing red Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	squat Barney's rake of Tarzan of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
5778	miniature normal idiot brain	2	good	
5779	keel-haulin' knife of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
5780	veiny ice cream scoop	0		Maximum HP: +10
5781	practically non-alcoholic lousy soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	1	decent	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	spinning raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	squat messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	fuchsia box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	forbidden right bear arm of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	blurry rock-hard forbidden sinister left bear arm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	sage Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
5794	chilled ionized mirror bouncing Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 11
5795	denatured dry double-pickled yellow Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13
5796	triple-liquefied Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 63
5797	nitrogenated Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 61
5798	electrified Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 48
5799	modified eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 66
5800	super-activated altered Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 28
5801	ionized Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 15
5802	warmed purple skewed huge perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 16
5803	boiled irradiated narrow White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 59
5804	altered nitrogenated blurry shaking Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 65
5805	dry diffused cyan breath mint	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 66
5806	enhanced muesli	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 45
5807	alkaline unsweetened twirling mirror glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 35
5808	corrupted quantum narrow green glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 28
5809	non-chilled Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 33
5810	moist aerosolized electrified gray blurry pulsating Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 54
5811	deionized tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 68
5812	aerosolized skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 56
5813	altered energized spinning smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 24
5814	modified alkaline polymerized pulsating blob of acid	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 60
5815	oxidized blurry flayed mind	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 24
5816	deionized frozen kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 44
5817	boiled altered olive forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 63
5818	colloidal teal Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 54
5819	galvanized denatured gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 60
5820	irradiated triple-moist polarized bull blubber	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 23
5821	irradiated polymerized huge upside-down frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 64
5822	adjusted gazely stare	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 62
5823	triple-wet anodized dry blurry canopic jar	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 68
5824	moist diffused clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 47
5825	colloidal boiled jittery shaking Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 35
5826	anodized zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 67
5827	ionized energized blue skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 41
5828	polarized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 35
5829	energized dry janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 37
5830	tarnished oxidized pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 37
5831	quantum pulsating pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 43
5832	improved teal huge secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 65
5833	quantum blurry squat brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 30
5834	chilled holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 51
5835	modified skewed scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 64
5836	anodized alkaline yellow embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 58
5837	magnetized polarized olive Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 67
5838	Vulcanized ionized teal Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 20
5839	unsweetened double-polarized blinking ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 36
5840	modified oxidized yellow Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 36
5841	altered narrow A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 15
5842	liquefied tarnished toothbrush	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 39
5843	double-concentrated activated pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 24
5844	dry wet una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 20
5845	modified extra-nitrogenated upside-down compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 65
5846	quadruple-corrupted tarnished concentrated salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 61
5847	moist blue unholy water	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 25
5848	vacuum-sealed wobbly Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 64
5849	frozen upside-down shaking teal handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 35
5850	tarnished space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 62
5851	dry temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 55
5852	liquefied chilled oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 24
5853	altered stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22
5854	activated BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 47
5855	double-denatured wobbly Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 33
5856	aerosolized magnetized ghostly Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 29
5857	improved deionized Vulcanized grey cube	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 68
5858	corrupted votive candle	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 55
5859	galvanized deionized booby trap	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 36
5860	polarized lime green Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 50
5861	warmed frozen squat good ash	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 43
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	pulsating blinking Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	dry frozen blurry papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	quantum papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	cold-filtered green papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	mirror zippy strapping papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	blinking fireproof wholesome papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	Usain Bolt's Jim Carey's papier-masque	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	Tesla extremely unsafe papier-mitre	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	pulsating knitted ribald papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	red papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	olive papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	bouncing papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	inspector's Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Item Drop: +15
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	wobbly skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	Jeselnik's fortified razor-sharp skeleton skis	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	spoiled skeleton quiche	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	cyan coward's MacGyver's healthy Bonestabber of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	practically non-alcoholic artisanal crystal skeleton vodka	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	shaking Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	tumbling auxiliary backbone of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	non-altered that gum you like	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 25
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	jittery avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	pulsating canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	modified Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	shaking jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	purple jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	mirror jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	green jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	supercharged wedding ring of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	mirror nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	shaking rosewater-soaked Solstice Shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
5913	extra-warmed huge candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	dry twirling sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	polymerized ionized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	electrified activated pulsating blue sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	cold-filtered warmed tumbling skewed cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	huge therapeutic plastic animelf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	crafty plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	narrow energetic plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	occult plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	sinister plastic MechaElf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	pulsating twirling ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	mirror bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	gray blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	knitted dog trainer's plastic four-shadowed mime of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	executive brainy plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	smelly plastic Rene C. Corman of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	squat veiny dangerous plastic Lord Flameface	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	wizardly plastic Beebee King	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	smooth plastic Queen Bee	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	smartaleck's plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	plastic Clancy the Minstrel of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	avaricious plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	lion tamer's plastic spiderbugbear	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	personal trainer's plastic peacannon	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	mirror plastic the Free Man of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	olive resourceful plastic fire servant	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	miser's plastic mumblebee	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	tumbling banded plastic moneybee	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	plastic beebee queue of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	forbidden plastic buzzerker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	occult plastic bee swarm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	cyan padded plastic batbugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	experienced plastic bugaboo	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	toasty plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	shaking arcane researcher's plastic ops bugbear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	purple plastic hypodermic bugbear of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	arcane researcher's plastic cavebugbear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	olive lion tamer's plastic Norville Rogers	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	plastic Scott the Miner of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	blurry Jim Carey's plastic angry space marine	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	cyan blinking plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	resourceful plastic Father McGruber	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	curative plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	pulsating twirling weightlifter's plastic blazing bat	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	inspector's electronic dulcimer pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	Lo Pan's Da Vinci's Frown Exerciser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	hale soul mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	upside-down bouncing record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	blue record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	censurious knitted stylish silent beret	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	stale slice of pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	skewed star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	lousy tankard of ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	purple aromatic flame-retardant Jim Carey's cloth cap	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	rosewater-soaked educational iron dagger of incineration	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	diet bland hamburger	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bottle of wine	1	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	spinning lard-coated clever experienced iron helmet	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	Usain Bolt's zippy wool steel sword	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: 100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	adequate fancy fuchsia whole roasted chicken	4	good	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	hand-crafted shining goblet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	blinking fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	aromatic razor-sharp savvy crown	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	huge zippy knitted careful sword	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	nippy chilly medical-grade Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Cold Damage: 15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	Temple Grandin's supercharged hardened Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	chilly steel-toed Sword of Dark Omens of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	rosewater-soaked sizzling Fonzie's Shield of Icy Fate	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	skewed scandalous stiffened Greaves of the Murk Lord of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	narrow narrow up-at-dawn miser's scandalous Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	twirling green lightning-fast cool Boots of Twilight Whispers of the detective	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	stanky sharpshooter's groovy Belt of Howling Anger	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	therapeutic logging hatchet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6011	orc wrist of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
6012	lion tamer's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2
6013	Usain Bolt's weightlifter's orcish stud-finder	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +80
6014	screwing pooch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6015	triple-pressed extra-unsweetened upside-down orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 48
6016	diffused alkaline red bouncing orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 25
6017	dry wet polarized orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 63
6018	mediocre mirror backwoods screwdriver	4	decent	
6019	lightning-fast loadstone	0		Initiative: +40
6020	fuchsia Newton's Claybender glasses of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6021	savvy Duskwalker fangs of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6022	twirling Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	Whoompa Fur Pants of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	Whatsian Ionic Pliers of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
6025	pickled huge narrow wobbly fuchsia Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 59
6026	fuchsia Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	mirror scandalous dress pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	blurry coward's badge of authority	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
6032	greedy Herculean motorcycle boots	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6033	upside-down thinker's stolen necklace of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6034	mansplainer's energetic troll britches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	polarized non-denatured extra-enhanced vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 36
6036	distilled artisanal red artisanal limoncello	5	EPIC	
6037	wobbly ginger ale	0		
6038	miniature bland pulsating incredible pizza	2	decent	
6039	shaking huge Temple Grandin's wicked oil cap	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	scandalous healthy oil lamp	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
6041	steel-toed oil slacks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	mirror cool oil pan	0		Moxie: +5
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	shaking Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	blinking BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	maroon shaking frosty beefy Misty Cloak	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6048	olive Misty Robe of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25
6049	steel-toed Fonzie's brawny Misty Cape	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	spoiled Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	mediocre Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	oxidized unsweetened pressed shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	skewed The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	dance instructor's Meatcleaver of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	Crimbo Elf bobble-head of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	vibrating Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Sherlock's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	prompt Crimbo tree flocker	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	Van der Graaf Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	wobbly ghostly beefcake's Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	wobbly Da Vinci's slick Truthsayer	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	energized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	diffused colloidal magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	moist jittery 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	drinkable McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	stale tumbling haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	red home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	jittery school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	Tesla haggis socks	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	blinking airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	spinning Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	shaking actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	skewed magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	perfumed Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Microplushie: Hippylase of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	grievous Microplushie: Bropane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	slick Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	medical-grade Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	shaking Microplushie: Raverdrine of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	pulsating Microplushie: Hobomosome of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	blue personal trainer's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	hardy Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	ribald Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	bouncing Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	jittery Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	greasy Ginsu&trade; of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	twirling bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	olive bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	teal zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	tumbling zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	lime green zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	blinking teal CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	upside-down narrow goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	tolerable Chinese beer	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	rosy-cheeked novelty tattoo sleeves of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	spinning wobbly pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	squat executive makeshift yakuza mask	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	shaking bouncing piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	avaricious stanky therapeutic White Dragon Fang	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	flame-wreathed butterfly knife	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	shellacked weighted paperclip chain	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	smartaleck's rubber gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	flavorless small bouncing roasted duck	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	spoiled upside-down dead meat bun	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	censurious cat collar	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	careful baleful suspicious-looking fedora	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	pulsating Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	blurry MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	spinning Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	stale small carrot cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	tolerable irresponsibly strong maroon carrot claret	9	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	twisted blinking carrot juice	1	good	Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	cyan flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	Usain Bolt's boxer's Byte	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	wobbly hale anger blaster	0		Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	wholesome doubt cannon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	stiffened fear condenser	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	tumbling vibrating regret hose	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	green Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	jittery Rosewater's commodore's hat of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	smelly naval trousers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	ghostly Tesla clever deck cannon	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ornamental sextant of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	scandalous stylish Bloodbath	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	lousy ghostly Hundred Headed IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	massive rotten chum	7	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	Vulcanized narrow red spinning crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 26
6172	moist activated candy crayons	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	family-friendly occult pixel grappling hook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6174	lime green GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	upside-down maroon cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	squat cosmic cream	0		
6183	gray cosmic fruit	0		
6184	lard-coated groovy smooth Jarlsberg's hat	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6185	delicious tiny consummate hard-boiled egg	1	awesome	
6186	flavorless consummate fried egg	3	decent	
6187	bland low-calorie consummate egg salad	1	decent	
6188	delicious consummate bagel	4	awesome	
6189	bland thick consummate sliced bread	5	decent	
6190	decent half-sized special consummate hot dog bun	2	good	Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 45
6191	immense special bland consummate brownie	6	decent	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 20
6192	flavorless consummate toast	3	decent	
6193	hand-crafted passable stout	3	EPIC	
6194	snack-sized bland consummate soup	2	decent	
6195	adequate consummate corn chips	3	good	
6196	super-sized moldy upside-down consummate salad	5	crappy	
6197	miniature normal consummate salsa	2	good	
6198	flavorless consummate sauerkraut	3	decent	
6199	yummy consummate cheese slice	4	awesome	
6200	decent consummate melted cheese	3	good	
6201	decent pulsating consummate bacon	3	good	
6202	spoiled consummate meatloaf	4	crappy	
6203	immense rotten lime green consummate steak	7	crappy	
6204	flavorless twirling consummate cuts	3	decent	
6205	stale consummate frankfurter	3	decent	
6206	snack-sized moldy consummate french fries	2	crappy	
6207	bland huge consummate baked potato	9	decent	
6208	acceptable acceptable vodka	3	good	
6209	moldy consummate ice cream	4	crappy	
6210	thick normal consummate whipped cream	5	good	
6211	normal tumbling consummate cream	3	good	
6212	gigantic rotten consummate strawberries	9	crappy	
6213	stale thick consummate sorbet	5	decent	
6214	watered-down bad adequate rum	2	decent	
6215	perfectly mixed distilled jittery mediocre lager	5	EPIC	
6216	snack-sized yummy immaculate grilled cheese	2	awesome	
6217	bland immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	decent	
6218	spoiled purple immaculate hot dog	4	crappy	
6219	enchanted bite-sized normal immaculate egg salad sandwich	1	good	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 30
6220	spoiled fancy perfect sandwich	4	crappy	Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 45
6221	adequate tiny shaking perfect chef salad	1	good	
6222	rotten perfect breakfast	3	crappy	
6223	rotten fancy sublime deluxe hot dog	3	crappy	Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 35
6224	normal sublime stew	4	good	
6225	spoiled sublime nachos	3	crappy	
6226	flavorless low-calorie upside-down Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	1	decent	
6227	adequate Loaded Baked Potato	3	good	
6228	miniature decent bouncing Omega Sundae	2	good	
6229	weak perfectly mixed Das Sauerlager	2	EPIC	
6230	lousy upside-down Bologna Lambic	4	decent	
6231	drinkable weak Vodka Dog	2	good	
6232	watered-down artisanal Disappointed Russian	2	EPIC	
6233	artisanal Chunky Mary	4	EPIC	
6234	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Nachojito	7	EPIC	
6235	drinkable blinking skewed Le Roi	3	good	
6236	mediocre Over Easy Rider	3	decent	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	anodized frozen irradiated cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 18
6240	improved altered Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 60
6241	diffused twirling huge censored can label	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 14
6242	chilled ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 37
6243	adjusted chilled upside-down the kindest cut	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 13
6244	extra-aerosolized super-moist jittery cat's paw	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 30
6245	altered ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 33
6246	chilled deionized maroon demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 27
6247	anodized deionized clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 29
6248	colloidal skewed jittery tumbling gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 63
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	pulsating perfumed supercharged steel-toed Herculean numberwang of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
6251	dry liquefied scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	nitrogenated double-anodized scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	twirling Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	shaking ghostly Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	teal Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	lime green dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	upside-down greedy veiny experienced sage Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	Jim Carey's supercool Staff of the Staff of Life of the blizzard of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	double-paned smooth Staff of the Light Lunch of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	medical-grade hardy Staff of the Standalone Cheese of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	banded forbidden dangerous Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	squat Annie Oakley's dance instructor's Staff of the All-Steak of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	Rosewater's Staff of Fruit Salad of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	stiffened occult Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	immense spoiled wobbly wobbly grain of protein powder	8	crappy	
6268	pressed jittery pec oil	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 17
6269	chilly gym membership card	0		Cold Damage: +5
6270	improved dry twirling Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 53
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	perfumed penguin keychain	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
6273	extra-galvanized polarized jittery O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 57
6274	acceptable skewed skewed open sauce	4	good	
6275	electrified smooth turkey leg	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6276	bad Ye Olde Meade	3	decent	
6277	moist blurry olive huge Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 27
6278	blinking Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	gray gravedigger's pewter claymore	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6280	cyan artisanal rice peeler of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
6281	adequate thick heirloom grape tomato	5	good	
6282	blurry chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	brown felt tophat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	lime green sharpshooter's Mark I Steam-Hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	miser's perfumed lion tamer's Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	ghostly censurious smelly personal trainer's slick Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	rock-hard Da Vinci's Mark IV Steam-Hat of the wise owl of the cougar of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	auspicious ribald veiny beefcake's Mark V Steam-Hat of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	jittery punk rock jacket of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 160
6292	coward's savvy safety pin	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20
6293	rotten blurry wobbly stolen sushi	3	crappy	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	huge drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	tumbling model airship	0		
6300	quadruple-polymerized Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 23
6301	wet narrow possibility potion	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 31
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	ghostly perfumed nippy curative Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	red prompt lightning-fast veiny Jarlsberg's pan of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	non-pickled wobbly celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	triple-electrified jittery celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	super-pressed tarnished celestial au jus	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	non-activated wobbly upside-down celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	blinking rosy-cheeked Uncle Buck	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	narrow pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	clever shellacked SCUBA tank	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Adventure Underwater
6316	mirror chaotic deep six-shooter of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100
6317	perfumed rosewater-soaked sea chaps	0		Stench Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	medical-grade sea holster of the detective of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6319	super-ionized frozen shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 15
6320	long-forgotten necklace of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
6321	spinning pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	mirror hardy hardened jam band of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6324	red lion tamer's occult aquamariner's ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
6325	crafty curative aquamariner's necklace of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6326	nasty resourceful pearl diver's ring	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
6327	upside-down Van der Graaf Samson's pearl diver's necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6328	wobbly sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	spinning Newton's cozy scimitar of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Breakable
6333	skewed avaricious greedy crafty Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: 50, Breakable
6334	double-paned Tesla weightlifter's cozy bazooka	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Breakable
6335	pulsating zippy coward's sea mantle	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +20
6336	deadly Herculean sea shawl	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	scorching arcane researcher's sea cape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	shaking saltwaterbed	0		
6339	dog trainer's muddy pirate hat of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	blue chaotic electrified floral-print skirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	stanky toasty spectral axe	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6342	blurry avaricious Temple Grandin's super-strong air freshener	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +30
6343	dry Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 51
6344	jittery Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	oxidized ionized Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 68
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	quadruple-chilled pulsating Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 20
6348	lime green manspreader's Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	teal huge frosty Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	narrow veiny Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	studded Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6352	wobbly manspreader's Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	upside-down Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	concentrated moist Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34
6355	colloidal upside-down Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 59
6356	narrow Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	huge tumbling Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	teal Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	wobbly electrified Mer-kin begsign	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Meat Drop: +40
6360	blinking Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	enhanced gray pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	chilled pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	denatured pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	pressed corrupted green squat pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	galvanized pulsating pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	polymerized Vulcanized pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	pickled wobbly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	mirror Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lime green lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	smooth spinning can of the cheapest beer	4	awesome	
6372	weak acceptable special blinking bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	2	good	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 25
6373	bad single swig of vodka	3	decent	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	wobbly zippy testy toolbox	0		Initiative: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	red Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	tarnished ph balancer	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 61
6381	moist cold-filtered mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 59
6382	upside-down nugget of sodium	0		
6383	enchanted root beer	1	EPIC	Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	pulsating blob of wood glue	0		
6388	pulsating jittery envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	oxidized modified Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 61
6390	unsweetened colloidal bouncing Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 40
6391	activated tarnished skewed Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 33
6392	experienced sage scale-mail underwear	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	alkaline comb jelly	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 33
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	flattened skewed Boss Drops	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 16
6400	huge Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	frozen chilled bouncing tear	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 57
6402	double-concentrated unsweetened jittery jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 61
6403	wet modified colloidal red grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 14
6404	activated skewed upside-down violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 29
6405	moist corrupted worst candy	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 64
6406	dry non-colloidal bouncing fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 63
6407	reassuring flame-retardant scorching Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	pulsating corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	pulsating shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	spoiled snack-sized flavorless gruel	2	crappy	
6416	stale upside-down mana curds	3	decent	
6417	upside-down blinking twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	dry anodized moth dust	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 41
6420	electrified polarized jittery glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 46
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	jumbo adequate squat vampire chowder	5	good	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	blurry Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	moldy tumbling Dreadsylvanian stew	4	crappy	
6427	watered-down aged skewed Dreadsylvanian	2	awesome	
6428	triple-unsweetened polarized blurry Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 53
6429	frozen blinking Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 28
6430	avaricious dreadful fedora of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	Herculean dreadful sweater	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	scorching dreadful glove	0		Hot Damage: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	narrow Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	steel-toed banded Samson's Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	sizzling smartaleck's Drapes-You-Regally of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	ghostly double-paned Sinatra's strapping Warms-Your-Tush	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	skewed double-paned Helps-You-Sleep of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	pulsating Temple Grandin's medical-grade Quiets-Your-Steps of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6445	olive Protects-Your-Junk of vim and vigor of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6446	fancy hand-crafted skewed Gets-You-Drunk	3	EPIC	Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 30
6447	wobbly spinning careful Socratic Great Wolf's headband of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	fuchsia blurry shaking crafty brawny Great Wolf's left paw of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	cyan greedy auspicious coward's Great Wolf's right paw	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	greedy Great Wolf's rocket launcher of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	narrow flame-wreathed Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	fuchsia Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	frozen altered Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 63
6454	lightning-fast gravedigger's chaotic zombie mariachi hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	narrow rosewater-soaked shellacked deadly zombie accordion	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	veiny padded zombie mariachi pants of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	gray perfumed deadly HOA regulation book of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
6458	huge auspicious fireproof arcane researcher's HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	tumbling wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	ghostly rosewater-soaked sage Mayor Ghost's toupee of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	double-paned Socratic Mayor Ghost's cloak of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	dance instructor's thinker's Mayor Ghost's khakis of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	narrow Usain Bolt's dog trainer's smooth Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	narrow therapeutic Herculean educational Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	bland ghost pepper	3	decent	
6469	twirling tumbling wool rosy-cheeked Thunkula's drinking cap of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	weightlifter's Drunkula's cape of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	wool baleful Drunkula's silky pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	squat Sherlock's greasy Rosewater's Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	chaotic Drunkula's wineglass	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
6475	drinkable bottle of Bloodweiser	4	good	
6476	tumbling purple deadly Da Vinci's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	upside-down manspreader's banded Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	bouncing ribald Newton's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	squat occult Socratic brawny cool strapping Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the glutton	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100
6480	blinking Annie Oakley's smooth Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
6481	spinning Annie Oakley's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6482	mirror yellow lightning-fast supercharged wizardly Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
6483	squat Kool-Aid	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	teal bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	flavorless Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	decent	
6489	narrow music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	jittery blinking wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	spinning replica key	0		
6495	blinking strapping Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Muscle: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	bouncing blood kiwi	0		
6497	spinning eau de mort	0		
6498	bad bloody kiwitini	3	decent	
6499	mirror moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	pulsating executive grievous moon-amber necklace of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6502	bouncing Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	red nippy educational hangman's hood of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +10
6505	wobbly family-friendly medical-grade ring finger ring of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	rock-hard cool iron helmet of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	energetic wholesome cool iron breastplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6510	smartaleck's cool iron greaves of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	red Van der Graaf Socratic ghost shawl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6512	narrow wobbly blinking cyan skull capacitor	0		
6513	warm fur of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
6514	resourceful snowstick	0		Maximum MP: +50
6515	narrow cool eerie fetish	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
6516	mediocre stinkwater	3	decent	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	thick delicious accidental mutton	5	awesome	
6519	spinning Socratic weightlifter's drafty drawers	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	maroon auspicious medical-grade wolfskull mask	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	steel-toed guts necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
6522	squat avaricious groping claw of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +30
6523	aromatic vengeful spirit	0		Stench Resistance: +1
6524	Sinatra's BOOtonniere	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
6525	galvanized polymerized improved ghost thread	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 11
6526	fortified sage bag of unfinished business	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
6527	lion tamer's transparent pants of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	grievous hothammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6529	acceptable green Thriller Ice	3	good	
6530	grandfather watch of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	pulsating muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	reassuring personal trainer's spyglass	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
6533	banded vial of hot blood	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
6534	remorseless knife of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6535	Sinatra's intimidating coiffure	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	healthy cod cape of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
6537	tasty blinking wobbly blood sausage	3	awesome	
6538	executive energetic frying brainpan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
6539	lime green lard-coated ball and chain of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6540	lime green dog trainer's dry bone	0		Experience (familiar): +1
6541	brainy tailbone shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Thorns: 1
6542	lightning-fast tonguebone	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6543	blue healthy pogo stick of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6545	weedy skirt of Leguizamo of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	lion tamer's pants of chilblains	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	skewed Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	blinking lime green cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	blinking cluster	0		
6553	blinking gray cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	pulsating sleaze cluster	0		
6556	flattened phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 24
6557	boiled lime green phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 65
6558	chilled blinking phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 56
6559	non-frozen yellow phial of stench	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 37
6560	frozen phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 15
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	narrow mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	olive hand of Mr. Cards of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	adequate squat Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	good	
6565	moldy Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	crappy	
6566	gigantic toothsome Dreadsylvanian pocket	6	awesome	
6567	spoiled half-sized Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	crappy	
6568	half-sized decent red Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	good	
6569	triple-distilled hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	9	EPIC	
6570	drinkable pulsating Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	4	good	
6571	drinkable Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	good	
6572	watered-down mediocre spinning Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	decent	
6573	bad Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	decent	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	teal clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	lime green jittery Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	wobbly maroon length of fuse	0		
6581	huge dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	mirror hot dog wrapper of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
6585	forbidden debonair deboner of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6586	energized aerosolized chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 51
6587	yellow gravedigger's jar of frostigkraut	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6588	mirror olive family-friendly educational gnawed-up dog bone	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6589	huge resourceful Grey Guanon	0		Maximum MP: +50, Damage Aura: 1
6590	chilly Lo Pan's hardened Engorged Sausages and You	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5
6591	lousy dream of a dog	3	decent	
6592	knitted foul-smelling optimal spreadsheet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	dehydrated cyan epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	narrow clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	bouncing clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	tumbling clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	tumbling clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	red clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	pulsating clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	upside-down clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	teal clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cyan cuckoo clock	0		
6615	enchanted lousy Cold One	3	???	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 45
6616	adequate shaking spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	jittery over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	narrow folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	upside-down folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	squat folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	bouncing folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	jittery folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	red folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	bouncing folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	green folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	red folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	jittery folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	spinning folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	wobbly folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	cyan folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	upside-down folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	upside-down Tesla slide rule of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6649	galvanized diffused shaking Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 37
6650	teal Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	weak hand-crafted stepmom's booze	2	EPIC	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	band T-shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
6655	aged distilled squat olive fountain 'soda'	5	awesome	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	electrified razor-sharp pickelhaube	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	dry Vulcanized ionized hair oil	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 34
6659	enhanced oxidized extra-cold-filtered scrap	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 40
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	spinning suspension bridge	0		
6662	sharpshooter's banded Staff of the Lunch Lady of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: 25, Item Drop: +20
6663	universal key	0		
6664	wobbly ghostly world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	fortified deathchucks of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Booze Drop: +100
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	huge modeling claymore	0		
6670	blue skewed clay homunculus	0		
6671	denatured adjusted sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55
6672	blurry grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	shaking stinkbomb	0		
6675	triple-activated ghostly superwater	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 44
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	yellow quilted Yearbook Club Camera	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	mirror machete of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
6680	hand-crafted red narrow Cursed Punch	3	EPIC	
6681	mediocre weak Bowl of Scorpions	2	decent	
6682	strong tolerable Fog Murderer	5	good	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	brainy surgical mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	skewed blue wobbly head mirror of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	weightlifter's half-size scalpel	0		Muscle: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	deadly surgical apron	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	asbestos-lined bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	wobbly McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	lime green McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	upside-down McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	pulsating scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	awesome	
6704	careful short-handled mop of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25
6705	bite-sized stale jungle floor wax	1	decent	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	non-polymerized colorful toad	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 23
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	censurious stylish pygmy briefs	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	red adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	narrow lightning-fast Rosewater's sphygmomanometer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
6716	aerosolized energized mirror bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 31
6717	mirror tongue depressor	0		
6718	olive auspicious compression stocking	0		Item Drop: 15
6719	therapeutic padded midriff scrubs	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6720	altered narrow pill cup	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 49
6721	water bottle of the wise owl of the sewer of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	tarnished upside-down cyan pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 44
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	big spoiled exotic jungle fruit	5	crappy	
6725	upside-down Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	squat fuchsia tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	green funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	cyan claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	narrow clothesline pole	0		
6734	huge cigar sign	0		
6735	jittery junk junk	0		
6736	pulsating blue Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	magnetized huge upside-down bent scrap	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 51
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	twirling Newton's junk band	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
6743	Samson's junk trunks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	Herculean junk-mail shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
6745	stale snack-sized blurry junk food	2	decent	
6746	watered-down lousy purple skewed junk yard	2	decent	
6747	lard-coated stylish swordzall	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6748	narrow arm buzzer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
6749	twirling dog trainer's energetic boilgun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	tumbling packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	gray handful of barley	0		
6753	spinning cluster of hops	0		
6754	olive bouncing beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	skewed artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	acceptable can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	fortified aged can of Drooling Monk	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	bad ghostly blinking can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	lousy irresponsibly strong bottle of Old Pugilist	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	fortified fancy tolerable jittery bottle of Professor Beer	5	good	Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	hand-crafted skewed bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	drinkable weak bottle of Race Car Red	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	artisanal squat bottle of Greedy Dog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of Lambada Lambic	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	huge liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	supercool tin tam of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	improved liquefied tin cup	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	auspicious baleful tin foil of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	upside-down lion tamer's hale beefy tin drum	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	olive wobbly tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	warmed dry bouncing foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 33
6777	quantum non-frozen spinning lime green seal sweat	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 34
6778	altered shaking boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 31
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	blinking quilted wicked studded sealhide shield	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40
6781	purple Fonzie's scabrous seal epaulets of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
6782	squat abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	ghostly Usain Bolt's crafty dangerous seal medal	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +80
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	upside-down flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	blue boot knife	0		
6790	gray broken beer bottle	0		
6791	pulsating sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	aerosolized disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 58
6796	ionized disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 15
6797	polarized extra-nitrogenated disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 11
6798	extra-energized unsweetened twirling disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 13
6799	dry cold-filtered pulsating disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 62
6800	moist aerosolized disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 50
6801	quantum cold-filtered ghostly disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 18
6802	magnetized disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 51
6803	colloidal flattened wobbly disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 39
6804	corrupted blurry disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 56
6805	modified oxidized green disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 39
6806	quadruple-polymerized skewed disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 15
6807	frosty The Sagittarian's leisure pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	bouncing toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	yellow accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	Jim Carey's beer-battered accordion	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	blurry Oprah's baritone accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	mama's squeezebox of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	guancertina of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	fortified accordion file	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	up-at-dawn accord ion	0		Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	bouncing olive avaricious bone bandoneon	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	maroon pentatonic accordion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	squat arcane researcher's non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	scandalous scorching Accordion of Jordion	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	purple mansplainer's autocalliope	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	strapping accordionoid rocca	0		Muscle: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	rock-hard pygmy concertinette	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	foul-smelling lion tamer's ghost accordion	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	purple peace accordion of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	cyan Sherlock's veiny alarm accordion	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	Temple Grandin's therapeutic All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	blinking rosewater-soaked dangerous KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
6828	mediocre weak special shaking discocktail	2	decent	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 25
6829	executive KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Meat Drop: +40
6830	weightlifter's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Muscle: +15
6831	activated Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 29
6832	upside-down Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	energized huge Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 39
6834	energized box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 62
6835	cold-filtered pulsating bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 55
6836	wet triple-unsweetened PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 17
6837	alkaline irradiated Swizzler	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 64
6838	galvanized moist concentrated Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 34
6839	adjusted concentrated jam	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 57
6840	polymerized deionized ghostly Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 37
6841	quadruple-pickled 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 26
6842	super-enhanced skewed vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 11
6843	Vulcanized bone bons	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 39
6844	irradiated mirror ironic mint	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 24
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	squat walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	skewed censurious security flashlight	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6849	moist twirling Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65
6850	resourceful personal trainer's sturdy cane of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
6851	squat huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	dance instructor's Bal-musette accordion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	padded Cajun accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	lime green groovy quirky accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	miser's Skipper's accordion of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	Van der Graaf Oprah's Pantsgiving of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	small toothsome can of sardines	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	diet decent bouncing high-calorie sugar substitute	1	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	bland yellow pat of butter	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	tasty snack-sized yellow dinner roll	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	snack-sized rotten mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	thick spoiled whole turkey leg	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	delicious deviled egg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	pressed nitrogenated finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	dry blurry dented spoon	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	tarnished galvanized blurry love note	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	flattened wet olive nail file	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	unsweetened quadruple-galvanized aerosolized candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	activated diffused frozen purple post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	narrow pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	teal pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	huge wobbly red pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	Lo Pan's curative occult bowl of petunias of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	flame-retardant wool Samson's power sock of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	blurry Lo Pan's wool sock of James Dean of Gandalf of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	prompt toasty Van der Graaf arcane researcher's moustache sock	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	non-colloidal spirit gum	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 52
6886	wobbly spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	Jeselnik's dance instructor's spirit bell of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	triple-alkaline unsweetened dry bouncing spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	polymerized freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	wet tumbling blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	improved cold-filtered gray bouncing skewed handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	chilled pickled frozen tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	flattened Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	huge Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	mirror hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	beefcake's flask flops of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6903	pressed red nuts	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	tarnished blurry twirling squat bolts	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	rotten gray gingerbread robot	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	moldy snack-sized petit 4.1	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	bland low-calorie mirror yellow nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	cool plastic GORM-8	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	chaotic plastic warbear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	thinker's plastic Toybot	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	Lo Pan's plastic warbear fortress	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	twirling therapeutic dangerous plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	olive warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	yellow lard-coated hardy beefy warbear hoverbelt	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	blinking warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	huge warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	frozen warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	ionized moist alkaline warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	corrupted aerosolized upside-down warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	bite-sized moldy warbear feasting bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	rotten warbear warrior bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	special normal warbear thermoregulator bread	4	good	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	enchanted bad high-proof warbear feasting mead	8	decent	Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	drinkable warbear bearserker mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	smooth special warbear blizzard mead	4	awesome	Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	maroon tumbling warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	veiny smooth beefy warbear plain fedora	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	warbear feathered fedora of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	blinking foul-smelling careful warbear fedora of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	scandalous padded sage warbear plain helm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	hardy warbear spiked helm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	squat pulsating rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined horrifying warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	veiny Fonzie's sage warbear plain ushanka	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	Temple Grandin's warbear lined ushanka	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	blue squat Van der Graaf Samson's warbear heated ushanka of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	knitted friendly warbear party pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	warbear ceremonial party pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	friendly studded padded warbear high festival pants	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	blue huge nasty manspreader's stiffened warbear battle greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	banded warbear officer greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	olive hale warbear bearserker greaves of the wise owl of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	wobbly sharpshooter's dance instructor's warbear johns of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	crafty warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	studded fortified warbear johns of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	upside-down warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	yellow warbear goggles of the dark arts of the empath of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	warbear snowblindness goggles of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	stanky Temple Grandin's deadly warbear polarized goggles	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	tumbling sinister warbear laser bowtie of the overflowing toilet of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	warbear plasma bowtie of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	coward's stiffened Rosewater's warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	narrow scandalous dance instructor's beefy warbear warscarf	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	blurry horrifying warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	wobbly prompt rosy-cheeked savvy warbear warscarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	wobbly warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	ghostly tumbling warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	warbear foil hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	asbestos-lined warbear oil pan of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	shaking warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	hardy warbear exhaust manifold	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	pulsating warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	spinning warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	blinking warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	olive Samson's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	hardy die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	bouncing die-cast Happy the Reindeer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	Herculean die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	therapeutic die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	dance instructor's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	stylish die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	reassuring die-cast middle-management elf	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	ghostly tumbling asbestos-lined die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	sage die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	bouncing teal double-paned die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	shaking die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	green educational die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	mirror reassuring die-cast turtle mech	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	cool die-cast Swiss hen	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	die-cast killing bird of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	ghostly rosewater-soaked die-cast ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	shaking beefcake's die-cast goose a-laying	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	cool die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	flame-retardant die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	twirling die-cast arc-welding Elfborg of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	huge thinker's die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	fortified sage die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	green lightning-fast Van der Graaf die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	arcane researcher's die-cast Don Crimbo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	steel-toed sage die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	scandalous die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	jittery The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	triple-dry squat shaking Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	skewed lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	dehydrated purple handful of Smithereens	1	good	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	small adequate Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	bland narrow Miserable Pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	moldy mirror This Charming Flan	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	acceptable Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	aged extra-dry Strikes Again Bigmouth	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	bad Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	twirling Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	pulsating Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	knitted boxer's strapping Work is a Four Letter Sword of horror	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	double-paned friendly boxer's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	nippy sharpshooter's banded Sheila Take a Crossbow of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	upside-down stiffened supercool A Light that Never Goes Out of incineration of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	red Jack Frost's frosty ruddy grievous Half a Purse	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	fireproof energetic forbidden Hairpiece On Fire of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	nippy electrified Socratic Vicar's Tutu of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	frightening Van der Graaf Herculean Hand in Glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	shaking olive upside-down miser's hale Rosewater's Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	blue dog trainer's hardened Ouija Board, Ouija Board of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	inspector's friendly cool Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	bouncing Temple Grandin's personal trainer's groovy Saucepanic	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	stiffened educational Frankly Mr. Shank of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	banded Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	wobbly hale third-hand lantern	0		Maximum HP: +20
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	moldy pickled egg	3	crappy	
7033	blurry cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	tumbling warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	blurry narrow warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	gray warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	oxidized super-activated super-cold-filtered bouncing warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	blurry warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	deionized skewed glass slipper	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	distilled antimatter wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	anodized warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	Vulcanized green warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	cold-filtered denatured wobbly wobbly warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	blurry broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	rotten warbear gyro	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	enhanced galvanized blue recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	twirling warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	tumbling warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	bouncing warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	rotten tiny shaking breakfast mess	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	bland low-calorie breakfast miracle	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	flattened anodized Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	blinking cyan warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	skewed festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	blurry praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	wobbly Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	shaking hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	pickled grim fairy tale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	cyan grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	boiled single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	super-wet colloidal skewed single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 18
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	shaking packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	thick tasty snow berries	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	snack-sized rotten blurry ice harvest	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	Vulcanized frost flower	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	tarnished non-deionized shaking snow cleats	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	quantum enhanced blinking liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	gray snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	thick decent snow crab	5	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	lousy Ice Island Long Tea	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	blurry unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	maroon tumbling tumbling ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	teal snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	stanky snow mobile	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	double-paned ice bucket	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	twirling family-friendly Annie Oakley's snow shovel	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	jittery hardened Da Vinci's Socratic bod-ice	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	scandalous rosy-cheeked shellacked groovy snow belt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	auspicious nippy deadly ice nine of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	wobbly snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	smooth watered-down En Una Fila Tequila	2	awesome	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	fireproof stylish warbear dress helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	Tesla rock-hard warbear dress bracers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	twirling censurious wholesome warbear dress greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	friendly Sinatra's sweatband	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	mirror spinning wobbly toasty ruddy gym shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	scorching dog trainer's ankleweights	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	lard-coated ribald gravedigger's friendly sweat socks	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	powdered twirling red Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	denatured pulsating teal powder	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	licorice whip of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	wobbly anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	smooth watered-down snakebite	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	steel-toed educational candy stick	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	toothsome pecan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	stale pecan pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	super-sized moldy candy mountain oyster	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	tolerable watered-down chocotini	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	lightning-fast hale beefcake's chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	flavorless narrow candy carrot	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	huge bland candy carrot cake	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	tumbling Usain Bolt's supercool carrot-on-a-stick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	rosewater-soaked crafty weasel stomping pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	half-sized rotten lime green mulberry	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	acceptable narrow mulled berry wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	miser's lemon party hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	lemon shirt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	wobbly lemon drop trousers of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	non-dry purple squat blinking lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	jittery family-friendly gummi sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	alkaline upside-down green narrow small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	tumbling double-paned chocolate cow bone	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	improved galvanized blinking gummi fang	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	bland squat leftover canap&eacute;s	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	perfectly mixed magnum of champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	Jack Frost's vibrating cow creamer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	electrified quantum squat Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	deadly wolf whistle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	bite-sized flavorless witch's bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	irradiated nitrogenated modified huge witch's brew	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	gray Jim Carey's ruddy witch's bra of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	practically non-alcoholic drinkable wobbly mid-level medieval mead	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	extra-corrupted R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	boiled corrupted hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	colloidal ionized hare brush	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	huge gravedigger's hare pin of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	tumbling odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	toothsome enchanted big cinnamon cannoli	5	awesome	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	special practically non-alcoholic smooth expensive champagne	1	awesome	Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	adjusted unsweetened spinning narrow polo trophy	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	purple tumbling oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	tumbling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	blinking clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	jittery red glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	Samson's brainy fire hose of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	rotten miniature fireman's lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	boxer's plain paper hat of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	rotten wobbly ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	hardened padded weightlifter's &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	stale bite-sized plumber's lunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	resourceful skull gearshift knob of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	tiny adequate nachos of the night	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	skewed Jack Frost's Jim Carey's Sketcherz&trade; of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	bland ghostly can of Adultwitch&trade;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	polymerized purple smudge stick	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	polymerized wobbly wall	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	acceptable tankard of ale	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	chilled wet bouncing shaking blinking scroll case	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	boiled dry dry green jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	tumbling crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	tiny yummy humble pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	moist activated crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 64
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	lime green Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	skewed The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	red Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	aged unnamed cocktail	3	awesome	
7188	blinking yellow handful of tips	0		
7189	unrequired jacket of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7190	vibrating tommy gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	pulsating drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	maroon throwing knife	0		
7193	twirling throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	squat supercharged quilted breadchucks	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	ribald combat fan	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
7198	ghostly silk skirt of the brute of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	Buddy Bjorn of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	blurry foul-smelling scorching sinister The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
7202	enchanted rotten sweet roll Alabama	3	crappy	Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 5
7203	upside-down weightlifter's Saturday Night Special	0		Muscle: +15
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	fleetwood chain of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
7206	tolerable enchanted irresponsibly strong Green Manalishi	6	good	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 20
7207	spinning blade of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
7208	olive fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	cyan eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	irradiated improved frozen blinking eagle feather	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 35
7211	ionized anodized fuchsia one pill	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 43
7212	olive strapping Jefferson wings	0		Muscle: +5
7213	lime green fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	enchanted normal fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	4	good	Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 50
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	blurry razor-sharp lynyrdskin cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	ghostly teal frosty lynyrdskin tunic	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7219	miser's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	aged jittery Flamin' Whatshisname	3	awesome	
7223	Vulcanized non-polarized moist mirror lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 68
7224	chilly Kashmir sweater of courage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
7225	tasty gigantic tumbling custard pie	7	awesome	
7226	tea for one	1	awesome	
7227	hand-crafted bottle of Evermore	4	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	triple-distilled artisanal wine	7	EPIC	
7230	acceptable tumbling rum	3	good	
7231	artisanal bouncing Murderer's Punch	3	EPIC	
7232	normal upside-down blurry velvet cake	3	good	
7233	magnetized non-dry letter	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 25
7234	pulsating upside-down dangerous supercool book	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10
7235	green auspicious masque of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
7236	sage red-hot poker	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
7237	tumbling crafty Red X Shield	0		Maximum MP: +10
7238	skewed ghostly badge of vim and vigor of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7239	shirt of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60
7240	wholesome personal trainer's coat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
7241	Fonzie's shoe of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	lime green button	0		
7244	flattened activated blood cells	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 67
7245	dry pulsating eye	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 56
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	pulsating Jack Frost's dog trainer's Red Fox glove	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	warmed denatured improved upside-down foxglove	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 22
7249	yellow Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	supercharged beefy Sneaky Pete's jacket of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	squat Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	gray really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	lousy practically non-alcoholic upside-down mini-martini	1	decent	
7256	pulsating smoke grenade	0		
7257	pickled molotov soda	1	good	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 35
7258	moist pile of ashes	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 66
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	tumbling toasty Jack Frost's Sneaky Pete's basket of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +7
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	blinking photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	zippy horrifying gravedigger's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: 35, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	bouncing Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	deadly plastic Professor What	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7273	plastic Jared the Duskwalker of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
7274	vibrating plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7275	double-paned plastic Gary Claybender	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7276	plastic Captain Kerkard of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7277	adjusted pickled wobbly robot grease	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 23
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	irradiated double-quantum unsweetened wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 67
7280	liquefied diffused tumbling wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 15
7281	anodized cyan wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 59
7282	dry polarized dry mirror squat wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 63
7283	enhanced tarnished blurry twirling wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 15
7284	quilted crying statue earrings of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	Oprah's groovy plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	blurry green nasty plastic replica blaster pistol of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	ghostly manspreader's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	toasty Space Tourist palmdoctor of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	mirror olive ribald nippy healthy amok putter	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
7290	tasty amok pudding	3	awesome	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	Vulcanized oxidized ghostly can of V-11	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	ghostly upside-down executive asbestos-lined elevennis shoes	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	huge friendly elevenderizing hammer of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	blurry hardened Professor What T-Shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	twirling sewing kit	0		
7301	upside-down Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	lime green Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	maroon Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	narrow telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	maroon tumbling Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	twirling Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	anodized skewed eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 51
7309	anodized rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 46
7310	magnetized energized bronzer	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 68
7311	personal trainer's Herculean elegant nightstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	skewed box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	blurry rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	tumbling jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	double-paned ghost of a necklace of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +5
7319	smartaleck's beefcake's Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30
7320	electrified frozen unsweetened Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 54
7321	fuchsia friendly Stephen's lab coat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
7322	dry improved cyan narrow Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 22
7323	blue pulsating dance instructor's smooth Jacob's rung	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7324	pickled pulsating wobbly battery	1		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 25
7325	acceptable snakebite	3	good	
7326	jittery mirror Jack Frost's thinker's rubber ribcage	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7327	altered mirror twirling synthetic marrow	1		
7328	boiled vacuum-sealed green funny bone	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 22
7329	sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked half-melted spoon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
7330	compressed mirror the funk	1		
7331	normal gunky chicken	3	good	
7332	savvy doll head	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	ghostly voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	skewed zippy foul-smelling paddle-ball	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
7336	unsweetened sound effects record	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 41
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	enhanced improved dancer	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 60
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	twirling mansplainer's moose antlers	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	deionized moose thought	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61
7342	rotten snack-sized moose chocolate	2	crappy	
7343	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed painting of a glass of wine	9	EPIC	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	yellow Sherlock's curative ghost toga	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7348	moldy sheet cake	3	crappy	
7349	squat ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	censurious asbestos-lined brainy Staff of the Electric Range	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7352	diet rotten bouncing deluxe layer cake	1	crappy	
7353	yellow chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	lousy lime green red-hot boilermaker	4	decent	
7355	therapeutic coal shovel	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	activated boiled purple hot coal	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 24
7357	magnetized nitrogenated olive coal dust	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 24
7358	blinking greasy frosty Rosewater's Bram's choker	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7359	tumbling plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	chilly plaid pocket square	0		Cold Damage: +5
7362	healthy plaid skirt of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	boiled diffused bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 53
7364	maroon fabric softener	0		
7365	electrified triple-nitrogenated ghostly pulsating fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 49
7366	hand-crafted enchanted practically non-alcoholic bottle of laundry sherry	1	super EPIC	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 50
7367	super-wet industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 33, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	jumbo rotten extra-flat panini	5	crappy	
7369	magnetized mangled finger	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 62
7370	weak artisanal tumbling Psychotic Train wine	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	moldy pie man was not meant to eat	4	crappy	
7373	sommelier's towel of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7374	blue censurious tarnished tastevin	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7375	flavorless actual tapas	3	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	gray blinking Oprah's stiffened ghast iron cleaver	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50
7378	avaricious padded ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	flame-wreathed ghast iron heater shield of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7380	nippy manspreader's ghast iron codpiece	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	tumbling DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	enhanced Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	unsweetened wobbly Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	activated frozen jittery Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	warmed polarized Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	concentrated Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	triple-frozen oxidized upside-down Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	frozen bouncing Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	corrupted frozen wobbly Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	diffused Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	non-polarized adjusted Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	double-improved corrupted Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	concentrated blurry Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	Vulcanized mirror Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	unsweetened polarized blurry Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	improved quadruple-liquefied Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	tarnished adjusted flattened ghostly narrow Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	Vulcanized frozen huge blurry Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	frozen shaking huge Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	corrupted maroon Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	alkaline blurry Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	extra-moist squat Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	alkaline tumbling purple spinning Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	blurry Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	narrow Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	pulsating Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	yellow Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	blurry jittery Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	fuchsia Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	lime green spinning Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	cyan Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	olive Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	skewed bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	pulsating Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	wobbly sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	ionized upside-down sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	narrow Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	shaking Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	altered Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	warmed improved blurry Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	non-cold-filtered vacuum-sealed Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	wet ionized pulsating Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	quadruple-polarized Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	irradiated improved Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	adjusted Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	rotten upside-down Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	toothsome Brain Food Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	adequate small Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	half-sized yummy Medical Pastaco	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	adequate lime green Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	rotten small blinking Ludovico Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	smooth tumbling narrow overpowering mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	watered-down mediocre complex mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	practically non-alcoholic mediocre smooth mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	acceptable upside-down blood-red mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	watered-down lousy buzzing mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	watered-down hand-crafted fuchsia swirling mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	fancy massive bland Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	7	decent	Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	special toothsome thick Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	5	awesome	Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	teal bouncing Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	bad regular-size brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	practically non-alcoholic artisanal super-size brogurt	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	drinkable distilled broberry brogurt	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	hand-crafted narrow brocolate brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	mediocre spirit-forward French bronilla brogurt	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	huge industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	green upside-down Brogre brorts of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	mirror stylish Brogre brolo shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	wobbly wobbly Brogre bucket hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	wobbly airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	hale 8-billed baseball cap of Tarzan of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	friendly Van der Graaf dance instructor's extremely wet T-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	red pulsating perfumed wool crafty shrimp fork	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	modified galvanized blurry BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	irradiated go-go potion	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	activated Vulcanized shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	ionized olive Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	narrow educational string of moist beads	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	non-aerosolized Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	mirror possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	adjusted quadruple-improved upside-down sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	ionized pulsating sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	drinkable Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	good	
7483	bad La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	4	decent	
7484	lousy practically non-alcoholic Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	1	decent	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	wobbly castoreum	0		
7487	wobbly drain dissolver	0		
7488	teal triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	mediocre bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	huge unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wobbly wine bomb	0		
7495	twirling recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	fuchsia Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	diffused Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 42
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	energized blinking Texas tea	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 40
7503	tumbling censurious dark hamethyst ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
7504	pulsating dark baconstone ring of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7505	wool dark porquoise ring	0		Cold Resistance: +1
7506	blurry crafty baleful book	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10
7507	blurry frosty cloak	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7508	label	0		
7509	snack-sized tasty Mornington crescent roll	2	awesome	
7510	tarnished altered blurry eye shadow	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 15
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	warmed cold-filtered upside-down shaking poppy	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 53
7513	wobbly opium grenade	0		
7514	clever duonoculars of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	jittery lime green blurry witch's spare house key	0		
7517	pulsating brawny spider leg of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	perfectly mixed glass of bourbon	3	EPIC	
7520	blinking burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	half-sized flavorless red government cheese	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	boxer's pair of government shades	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	shaking space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	corrupted wobbly government	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	cold-filtered altered alien drugs	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	blue weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	squat alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	aromatic sinister government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	flavorless loaf of alien bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	miniature tasty teal grilled cheese sandwich	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	twisted wobbly teal alien protein powder	1	decent	Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	lousy blinking rocket fuel	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	tumbling yellow alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	lime green ghostly alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	mediocre practically non-alcoholic stealth bomber	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	pulsating ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	wicked space beast fur hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	supercool space beast fur pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	tumbling Temple Grandin's space beast fur whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	prompt groovy space heater	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	artisanal jittery squat space port	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	blinking forbidden razor-sharp space needle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	energized altered buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	anodized ash soda	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	moist tarnished twirling liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	double-magnetized spinning dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	aerosolized yellow bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	red blurry shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	unsweetened diffused Vulcanized olive bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	altered ionized improved blood cells	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 40
7558	drinkable upside-down wine	4	good	
7559	magnetized maroon gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 47
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	polarized giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 47
7562	non-quantum dry blinking musk turtle	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 22
7563	modified corrupted programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 54
7564	wet galvanized moist cyan mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 32
7565	stale ham steak	3	decent	
7566	rock-hard time-twitching toolbelt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	narrow Chroner	0		
7568	Time Lord Badge of Honor of dire peril of the bloodbag of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +25
7569	Oprah's medical-grade Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7570	enhanced upside-down mirror Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 45
7571	twirling crafty hardened silent pea shooter	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10
7572	moldy small D roll	2	crappy	
7573	auspicious kiwi beak of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100
7574	acceptable weak New Zealand iced tea	2	good	
7575	upside-down Van der Graaf droll monocle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7576	boiled adjusted narrow future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 69
7577	alkaline polymerized spinning future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 68
7578	chilled spinning future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 36
7579	upside-down twitching time capsule	0		
7580	dried squat liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 30
7581	green shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	stale rack of dinosaur ribs	4	decent	
7583	hand-crafted tumbling cyan scotch on the rocks	3	EPIC	
7584	lard-coated banded yabba dabba doo rag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	bouncing wooly loincloth of courage of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	jittery Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	artisanal blue glass of &quot;milk&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	tolerable watered-down cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	hand-crafted weak thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	lousy Lucky Lindy	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Bee's Knees	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	mediocre watered-down shaking Sockdollager	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	hand-crafted triple-distilled Ish Kabibble	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	boozy delicious Hot Socks	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	drinkable Phonus Balonus	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	special practically non-alcoholic acceptable Flivver	1	good	Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	drinkable Sloppy Jalopy	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	super-enhanced deionized moist squat flame	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 41
7601	quantum temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 49
7602	adjusted vacuum-sealed yellow Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 66
7603	irradiated extra-cold-filtered neckbeard	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 23
7604	dry teal skewed artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 19
7605	nitrogenated colloidal punk patch	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 16
7606	moist polarized steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 68
7607	activated non-colloidal bouncing vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 21
7608	vacuum-sealed turtle mud	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 64
7609	pressed Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 60
7610	pressed oxidized irradiated Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 68
7611	extra-wet electrified twirling Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 22
7612	pickled triple-Vulcanized purple tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 35
7613	magnetized green shaking upside-down bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 24
7614	wet dry mirror skewed voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 59
7615	ionized pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 27
7616	unsweetened non-altered pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 61
7617	wet quadruple-irradiated teal short deposition	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 69
7618	altered ionized straw pole	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 12
7619	corrupted improved copperhead potion	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 58
7620	pressed oxidized ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 58
7621	improved ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 13
7622	quadruple-activated dry button rouge	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 60
7623	ionized skewed skewed Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 40
7624	dry lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 31
7625	deionized polarized altered pulsating blurry flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 21
7626	quantum oyster badge	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 45
7627	magnetized teal bouncing plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 65
7628	galvanized tumbling blinking dancing fan	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 28
7629	polymerized dry page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 40
7630	alkaline flattened blinking magic powder	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 20
7631	alkaline polymerized jittery friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 29
7632	wet twirling government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 54
7633	quadruple-cold-filtered upside-down alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 49
7634	electrified diffused aerosolized irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 25
7635	dry narrow blue cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 53
7636	inspector's manspreader's shellacked shell	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	teal pillow shell of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	mirror boxer's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	fuchsia veiny oil shell	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	yellow Da Vinci's Samson's supercool turtle shell	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	blinking duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	spinning thunder thigh	0		
7649	nitrogenated aerosolized pulsating gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 36
7650	galvanized diffused yellow catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	maroon fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	squat green quilted neoprene skullcap	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	vacuum-sealed electrified wet red goblin water	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 18
7661	bouncing dumb mud	0		
7662	normal snack-sized Sogg-Os	2	good	
7663	sizzling chaotic Da Vinci's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
7664	concentrated yellow Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 44
7665	electrified dry diffused liquid ice	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 14
7666	bad Wet Russian	3	decent	
7667	jumbo adequate filet of The Fish	5	good	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	squat sharpshooter's beefcake's thunder down underwear of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	Jeselnik's veiny famous raincoat of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	spinning zippy quilted lightning rod of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	steel-toed law-abiding citizen cane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
7673	mediocre extra-dry legitimate business on the beach	5	decent	
7674	hep waders	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	half-sized bland jive turkey leg	2	decent	
7676	pulsating cyan groovy birdbone corset	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7677	magnetized oxidized teal candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 12
7678	ghostly educational 4-dimensional fez	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	ghostly super-absorbent tarp of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7681	artisanal mirror unquiet spirits	3	EPIC	
7682	sinister banjo kazoo mount	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7683	irradiated double-adjusted shaking twirling grass	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 31
7684	Socratic Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
7685	avaricious razor-sharp Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30
7686	curative cool weightlifter's Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7687	wet irradiated dog ointment	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 18
7688	dangerous gumshoes of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7689	tumbling nippy brawny flapper floppers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
7690	squat Jack Frost's sneakeasies of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7691	plastic nunchaku of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	hand whip of the ox of the dark arts of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	frosty healthy glow-in-the-dark necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	reassuring rosy-cheeked strapping cap gun	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	frosty nippy cassette player	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	Vulcanized confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	polymerized huge confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	quadruple-colloidal confiscated love note	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	ghostly yellow LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	twirling LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	mirror LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	unsweetened rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	ghostly lime green chilly stylish rubber cape	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	jittery yellow zippy chaotic hale Da Vinci's Thor's Pliers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	polymerized narrow candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 65
7711	dog trainer's Jim Carey's water wings for babies	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1
7712	huge beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	flavorless half-sized Strix stix	2	decent	
7714	double-paned resourceful vampire pellet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
7715	drinkable practically non-alcoholic non-aged vinegar	1	good	
7716	chaotic unsanitized scalpel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7717	careful gladiator tunica	0		Monster Level: -10
7718	slick Roman sadnals	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
7719	thinker's madius	0		Mysticality: +10
7720	radiator heater shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
7721	ionized pulsating salt wages	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 49
7722	prompt centurion helmet	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	nitrogenated corrupted skewed mirror lime green spinning Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 34
7726	non-warmed improved shaking Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 62
7727	corrupted huge Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 43
7728	super-concentrated super-activated ghostly Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 65
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	blinking transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	tumbling Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	blue Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	squat Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	cyan bouncing Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	skewed Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	lime green Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	red Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	upside-down clever Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	family-friendly baleful Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	weightlifter's Xiblaxian stealth trousers of the glutton	0		Muscle: +15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	sharpshooter's Xiblaxian stealth vest of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	fancy normal small Xiblaxian ultraburrito	2	good	Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	delicious Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	pickled galvanized They liver	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	normal They liver popsicle	4	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	upside-down holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	narrow holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	denatured purple residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	Sherlock's personal trainer's defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7
7767	blurry airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	huge Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	double-paned sharpshooter's Personal Ventilation Unit of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	triple-anodized polarized upside-down the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	rotten small &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	dehydrated tumbling transdermal smoke patch	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	upside-down specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	bouncing jittery frightening wicked brainy pair of plants	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	jittery shaking rosewater-soaked Jeselnik's wholesome Sasq&trade; watch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	smoker's cloak of courage of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	pulsating steel-toed Sinatra's groovy camouflage T-shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	non-nitrogenated twirling shaking experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	greasy extremely unsafe cool heavy-duty clipboard	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	upside-down careful grievous brawny battery-powered drill of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	bland shaking bouncing limp broccoli	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	squat blue ribald hardy hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	electrified red ghostly bouncing monkey barf	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	super-tarnished dry candy	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	aromatic MacGyver's jangly bracelet of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	healthy cuddly teddy bear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	greedy first-aid pouch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	modified diffused huge airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	pulsating wobbly SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	red bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	cyan Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	adequate gigantic jittery initiative shawarma	7	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	bland warm war shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	adequate karma shawarma	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	lousy Jungle Juice	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Amnesiac Ale	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	mediocre weak Highest Bitter	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	fortified groovy mercenary pistol	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	dangerous mercenary rifle of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	lime green unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	cyan Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	wobbly viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	rotten enchanted bouncing seared dino steak	3	crappy	Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 10
7814	artisanal jittery bottle of drinkin' gas	4	EPIC	
7815	blinking tumbling gray handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	mirror tumbling corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	bouncing sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	cyan lion tamer's sharpshooter's steel-toed iShield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
7825	family-friendly healthy earbuds of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7826	miser's therapeutic iFlail of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7827	adequate unidentifiable dried fruit	3	good	
7828	practically non-alcoholic acceptable flat cider	1	good	
7829	electrified vibrating trench lighter of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	energized green experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	cyan gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	maroon pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	wobbly special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	blinking special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	blinking blinking special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	improved liquefied perl necklace	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	wet Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	vacuum-sealed ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	snack-sized moldy pulsating petit fortran	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	moldy java cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	decent cookie cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	shellacked plastic exo-suited miner	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	knitted plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	stylish plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	grievous plastic Crimbot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	Socratic plastic Crimbomega	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	double-energized flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	tumbling ghostly wholesome radiation-resistant helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	red shellacked servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	narrow medical-grade high-energy mining laser of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	narrow cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	spinning Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	twirling Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	shaking Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	purple Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	squat Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	twirling Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	blinking Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	olive Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	squat cyan Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	huge Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	gray ghostly Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	skewed Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	gray wobbly Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	cyan Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	pulsating huge recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	shaking recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	narrow recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	asbestos-lined hardy Size XI Wizard's Robe of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	boiled Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 16
7915	magnetized Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 68
7916	gray mimeplasm	0		
7917	activated flattened olive BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 44
7918	irradiated enhanced oxidized jittery Moonds	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 25
7919	warmed mirror twirling Big Punk	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 36
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	acceptable squat Friendly Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	aged squat Agitated Turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	practically non-alcoholic aged Ambitious Turkey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	adequate neutron lollipop	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	drinkable huge gamma nog	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	bouncing sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	boiled single atom	1	decent	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	skewed Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	wobbly blurry sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	narrow nastygeist	0		
7944	squat tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	lightning-fast arcane researcher's outlaw bandana of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
7947	watered-down drinkable whiskey in a broken glass	2	good	
7948	perfectly mixed blurry shot of mescal	4	EPIC	
7949	acceptable watered-down skewed glass of herbal tequila	2	good	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	arcane researcher's Socratic plaid cowboy hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	groovy brawny smooth rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	huge Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	tumbling copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	baleful experienced boxer's Staff of Ed	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	beefy Staff of Fats	0		Muscle: +10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	blinking wobbly Ka coin	0		
7967	bouncing Annie Oakley's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7968	maroon topiary nugglet	0		
7969	huge tumbling beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	mirror Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	pickled mummified fig	1	awesome	Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 25
7973	mixed wobbly yellow mummified loaf of bread	1	good	
7974	dehydrated purple mummified beef haunch	1	decent	
7975	skewed linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	lime green holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	gray cure-all	0		
7983	inspector's sharpshooter's Sister Accessory	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only
7984	ionized Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 41
7985	aromatic parachute of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	deadly pad of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	sharpshooter's cool peeler	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	pulsating chilly stiffened pettipants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	fireproof panama hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	smelly brawny pulsera	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	smelly police baton of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	asbestos-lined sizzling banded weightlifter's plus-fours of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	Usain Bolt's clever porkpie	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	asbestos-lined fortified pepper mill	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	narrow skewed lard-coated pelerine of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	blinking brawny phantom mask of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	denatured ghostly ghostly polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	dehydrated powder	1		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	dry choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	wet smart watch	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	triple-boiled wet wobbly augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	wholesome toy Crimbot mega face	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	friendly toy Crimbot power glove	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	bouncing toy Crimbot super fist of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	olive experienced toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Experience: +2, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	modified Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	squat Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	blurry twirling heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	prompt studded Crimbomega drive chain of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: 10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	blinking Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	blue Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	quantum cold-filtered gray shaking fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	extra-irradiated flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	aerosolized and rain stick	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 12
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	half-sized decent Choco-Mint patty	2	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	irresponsibly strong lousy twirling hot mint schnocolate	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	altered upside-down green homeopathic mint tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	lime green muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	ghostly bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	maroon Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	wholesome deadly tope&eacute;	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	chaotic Herculean topiary tights	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10
8036	tumbling topiary necktie of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
8037	adequate maroon bowl of topioca	3	good	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	ghostly topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	blurry crumbling skull	0		
8042	lime green rock	0		
8043	cool pot	0		Moxie: +5
8044	spelunking fedora of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
8045	sturdy machete of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8046	pulsating spinning gravedigger's shotgun	0		Spooky Damage: +10
8047	tumbling up-at-dawn boomerang	0		Adventures: +5
8049	wobbly quilted mining helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40
8050	sharpshooter's X-ray goggles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Luck: +5
8051	strapping cape	0		Muscle: +5
8052	mirror jetpack of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	twirling frightening pickaxe	0		Spooky Damage: +5
8056	torch	0		
8057	ghostly Oprah's shellacked [spelunking test kit]	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50
8058	bouncing plasma rifle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8059	bouncing Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	horrifying The Joke Book of the Dead of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Luck: -6
8061	jittery The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	squat coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	altered	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	yellow Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	mirror Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	bouncing warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	shaking smelly Spelunker's fedora of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	reassuring veiny weightlifter's Spelunker's whip	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	blue blurry dog trainer's beefcake's Spelunker's khakis of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	shaking Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	tumbling jittery still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	wobbly rat carcass	0		
8092	wicker kickers of the bloodbag of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	mirror wicked Newton's wicker slicker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	gravedigger's ruddy wicker knickers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	wicker ticker of Tarzan of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	stiffened wicker sticker of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	blue family-friendly Fonzie's wicker clicker	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	distilled wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	purple horrifying deadly belt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	zippy studded badge	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	bowl of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	bouncing pulsating veiny brooch of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	Usain Bolt's ribald breeches	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	upside-down Lo Pan's clever backpack	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	boiled bits	1		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	squat toasty Fonzie's anvil	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	reassuring Tesla akubra	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	nasty educational apron	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	maroon Sinatra's savvy ascot	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	wobbly banded wizardly attache case	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	experienced smartaleck's accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	twisted tumbling tumbling maroon aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	bouncing hale wig of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	flame-wreathed Herculean winch crank	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	Fonzie's widget of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	green smelly whisk of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	narrow gray spinning horrifying medical-grade walker	0		Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	aromatic stanky waders	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	altered blurry jittery blurry flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	greasy forbidden gaiters	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe garland	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	wobbly fuchsia stiffened Rosewater's gunnysack	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	ghostly garibaldi of temperance of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	olive chilly girdle of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	manspreader's savvy gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	powdered shaking smithereens	1		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	vibrating fiberglass fetish of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	mirror crafty fiberglass foil of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	ghostly coward's shellacked fiberglass fannypack	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	double-paned chilly fiberglass frock	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	MacGyver's fiberglass fingerguard of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	sinister fiberglass fedora of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	pickled fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	squat bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	supercool rubber spatula	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8139	spoon of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8140	Jack Frost's crystalline reamer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
8141	arcane researcher's macroplane grater	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8142	bastard baster of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8143	blurry Sinatra's obsidian nutcracker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8144	squat blinking talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	bouncing nasty dance instructor's glass eye	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
8146	extra-diffused quadruple-improved shaking invisible potion	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 39
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	greedy ninjammies of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	corrupted tumbling blinking Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 43
8150	super-frozen cyan sugar sphere	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 57
8151	anodized Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 59
8152	wet dry upside-down polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 19
8153	polymerized shaking squat candy dish	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51
8154	super-denatured moist Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 55
8155	non-electrified talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 55
8156	wobbly check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	red jittery bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	extra-energized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
8161	polarized pickled upside-down really thick spine	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 47
8162	skewed executive brawny skullcap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	knitted smartaleck's three-legged pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	strapping remaindered axe of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	rosy-cheeked cr&ecirc;epy mask of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	normal diet squat baguette	1	good	
8168	purple glob of icing	0		
8169	dry lime green ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 39
8170	oxidized lime green squat mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 35
8171	hand-crafted unflavored wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	good	
8173	ghostly wizardly sewer snake	0		Mysticality: +25
8174	delicious pigeon egg	4	awesome	
8175	up-at-dawn Jack Frost's jaunty feather	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5
8176	perfectly mixed premium malt liquor	4	EPIC	
8177	wool weightlifter's brown paper pants	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +1
8178	fireproof medical-grade brown paper bag mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8179	vibrating ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	jittery breadwand of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
8181	dog trainer's loafers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	upside-down dance instructor's bread basket	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
8184	huge Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	clever steel-toed The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	perfectly mixed distilled tumbling huge Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5	EPIC	
8189	artisanal watered-down blurry upside-down Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8190	tolerable Orangemageddon wine cooler	4	good	
8191	distilled perfectly mixed Breakfast Blast wine cooler	5	EPIC	
8192	artisanal huge Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8193	spoiled plain bagel	3	crappy	
8194	diet spoiled gray glob of cream cheese	1	crappy	
8195	bland loaf of soda bread	4	decent	
8196	yummy super-sized mirror acceptable bagel	5	awesome	
8197	moldy standard-issue cupcake	3	crappy	
8198	spoiled blurry ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	crappy	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	tasty special popular tart	3	awesome	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 25
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	double-nitrogenated Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 69
8203	green airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	pulsating yellow one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	mirror FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	ghostly foul-smelling rock-hard expensive camera	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	fuchsia sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	activated How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	squat filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	mirror bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	twirling grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	censurious rigging rope of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	mixed upside-down nasty snuff	1	decent	Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	baleful sewage-clogged pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	warmed huge beard incense	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	manspreader's perfume-soaked bandana of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	decent toxo	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	weak bad pulsating Lemonade-235	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	ribald Oprah's isotophat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	auspicious careful Three Mile Island shorts	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	aromatic vibrating toxic mop	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	shaking inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	blurry lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	executive Oprah's occult backwoods banjo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	forbidden Newton's ratskin pajama pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	frozen turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	slick fake washboard of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	sinister Dinsey's oculus of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	double-paned Dinsey's radar dish	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	vibrating shellacked Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	Jack Frost's Dinsey's brain of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	padded brainy Dinsey's glove	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	supercool Dinsey's pants of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	narrow brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	spinning keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	steel-toed lube-shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	blurry shaking gray trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	upside-down rosewater-soaked lion tamer's Dinsey mascot mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	yummy immense Dinsey food-cone	9	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	irresponsibly strong drinkable mirror Dinsey Whinskey	8	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	anodized blurry Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	occult fannypack of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	aromatic double-paned razor-sharp cool garbage sticker of the ox of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	smelly Van der Graaf MacGyver's wholesome hazmat helmet of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	wobbly fuchsia squat Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	quadruple-moist cold-filtered frozen cyan skewed nasty gum	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 35
8258	bouncing bouncing Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	bouncing scorching The Lot's engagement ring	0		Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	wobbly Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	wobbly skewed Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	narrow jittery Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	maroon Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	pulsating smelly Da Vinci's miracle whip of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	foul-smelling sphygmayomanometer	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	big moldy pulsating green unappetizing mayolus	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	flavorless uninteresting mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	massive bland acceptable mayolus	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	spoiled enticing mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	spoiled super-sized mouth-watering mayolus	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	spinning narrow mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	wobbly Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	aged watered-down Afternoon Delight	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	triple-tarnished tumbling Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	mirror Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	pickled tumbling Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	dry wet narrow shaking Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 56
8287	gray puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	jittery kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	purple blinking boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	olive rosewater-soaked dice ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
8291	Temple Grandin's dice belt buckle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
8292	mirror toasty dice-print pajama pants	0		Hot Damage: +5
8293	blurry cyan therapeutic dice-shaped backpack	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8294	Fonzie's dice-print do-rag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
8295	nasty dice sunglasses	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	altered dice	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 67
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	blue ghostly pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	pressed wet olive power pill	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	modified ionized tarnished blinking blurry pixel star	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	decent pixel banana	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	perfectly mixed special pixel beer	4	EPIC	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	red bouncing puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	flattened sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 56
8307	galvanized enhanced wobbly &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 64
8308	wet piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 66
8309	pressed colloidal dry blinking baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 13
8310	pressed .epub file	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 57
8311	magnetized altered super-improved ghostly yellow BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 22
8312	corrupted wobbly hustler shades	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 59
8313	super-polymerized ionized jerky stick	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 17
8314	extra-altered costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 15
8315	enhanced muscle oil	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 57
8316	dry activated jittery bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 12
8317	activated corrupted pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 17
8318	pressed denatured maroon sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 67
8319	wet dry chilled yellow jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 23
8320	magnetized alkaline wobbly one glove	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 46
8321	colloidal glove	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 43
8322	quadruple-quantum handful of fire	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 42
8323	polymerized pressed Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 26
8324	modified disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 49
8325	enhanced activated narrow blue coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 15
8326	unsweetened extra-concentrated shaking conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 20
8327	oxidized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 61
8328	chilled maroon tumbling icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 51
8329	polymerized blurry smellbook	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 15
8330	quantum vacuum-sealed gray twirling assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 30
8331	irradiated triple-denatured filthy armor	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 40
8332	ionized electrified plague pie	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 21
8333	double-diffused blurry batarang	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 45
8334	flattened spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 32
8335	non-pickled anodized grease trap	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 49
8336	enhanced olive shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 64
8337	triple-adjusted mirror porkpocket	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 24
8338	improved activated blurry Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 60
8339	unsweetened triple-liquefied colloidal pulsating warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 16
8340	activated energized activated blue janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 21
8341	denatured irradiated yellow warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 14
8342	enhanced baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 69
8343	concentrated cyan carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 26
8344	quantum magnetized bronze polish	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 33
8345	dry double-enhanced frozen fuchsia narrow crident	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 51
8346	nitrogenated upside-down totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 67
8347	frozen twirling spray chrome	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 33
8348	corrupted alkaline filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 33
8349	oxidized aerosolized polymerized maroon hand of cards	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 67
8350	chilled aerosolized damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 46
8351	colloidal triple-dry upside-down lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 14
8352	dry double-energized pressed skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 38
8353	polymerized improved upside-down grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 64
8354	Vulcanized ghostly nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 11
8355	energized ghostly iron torso box	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
8356	unsweetened mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 38
8357	vacuum-sealed enhanced frozen maroon squat radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 34
8358	alkaline huge teal x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 62
8359	polymerized polarized alkaline wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 23
8360	nitrogenated ionized hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 51
8361	extra-ionized aerosolized dry child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 60
8362	ionized Vulcanized ghostly devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 40
8363	vacuum-sealed liquefied oxidized shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 41
8364	magnetized blurry alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 14
8365	pickled novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 24
8366	galvanized concentrated invisibility cream	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 38
8367	quantum oxidized frozen shaking handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 38
8368	extra-frozen triple-anodized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 26
8369	improved adjusted plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 50
8370	galvanized tumbling funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 53
8371	diffused ionized modified bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 46
8372	diffused flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 25
8373	pressed super-chilled captured boozles	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 46
8374	non-corrupted deionized drinks tray	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 47
8375	quadruple-polarized enhanced eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 59
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	yummy thick pixel lemon	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	smooth triple-distilled pixel daiquiri	8	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	concentrated non-dry squat power pill	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	double-dry pixel potion	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	huge Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	skewed Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	blurry bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mirror mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	huge mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	spinning mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	red gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	cyan hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	narrow The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	Samson's The Emperor's new hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	tumbling inspector's The Emperor's new shirt	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	grievous The Emperor's new pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	flame-wreathed stylish lead pipe	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	rope of the sewer of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	fuchsia wobbly curative supercool wrench	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	therapeutic Samson's candlestick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	blurry knitted sage knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	rosy-cheeked revolver of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	pulsating 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	blinking talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	decent ghostly pestopiary	4	good	
8408	non-magnetized ionized ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 59
8409	huge normal crudles	9	good	
8410	adequate agnolotti arboli	3	good	
8411	spoiled spaghetti with ghost balls	3	crappy	
8412	bite-sized moldy red succulent marrow	1	crappy	
8413	decent salacious crumbs	3	good	
8414	bite-sized decent special fusilli marrownarrow	1	good	Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 20
8415	rotten pulsating suggestive strozzapreti	4	crappy	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	small adequate Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	good	
8418	narrow oyster sauce	0		
8419	decent linguini immondizia bianco	4	good	
8420	flavorless shells a la shellfish	3	decent	
8421	tumbling Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	huge Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	shaking fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	wobbly spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	narrow hot spore pod	0		
8433	narrow cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	wobbly stylish LavaCo Lamp&trade; of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	banded wicked LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	bouncing lard-coated fortified LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	purple insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	bouncing green empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	cyan viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	blurry lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	blue SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	fuchsia uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	spinning spinning capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	wobbly LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	ghostly New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	huge ghostly blinking greedy energetic high-temperature mining mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	padded fireproof megaphone of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	normal mineapple	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	smooth practically non-alcoholic Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	bouncing SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	spoiled smelted roe	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	weak drinkable lavawater	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	frozen basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	mirror zippy supercool lavalarva of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	red Jeselnik's lava balaclava of temperance of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	dog trainer's basaltamander buckler of terror of temperance	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	altered tumbling lava globs	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	delicious bite-sized twirling yellow gooey lava globs	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	lava-proof pants of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	smelly heat-resistant necktie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	Usain Bolt's inspector's extremely unsafe heat-resistant gloves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	stale very hot lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	hand-crafted watered-down asbestos thermos	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	warmed irradiated blue liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	enchanted rotten huge bouncing disco biscuit	3	crappy	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	perfectly mixed Quaatorade&trade;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	clever medical-grade therapeutic biker's hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	reassuring electrified feathered headdress of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	upside-down censurious chilly crafty electrician's hardhat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	tumbling twirling Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	tumbling one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	jittery pulsating Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	pulsating New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	mansplainer's smooth velvet pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	Usain Bolt's smooth velvet shirt	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	squat strapping smooth velvet hat	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	friendly smooth velvet pocket square	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	wicked smooth velvet socks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	flame-wreathed smooth velvet hanky	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	teal pulsating careful dangerous The One Mood Ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	tumbling pulsating Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	powdered green skewed SMOOCH coffee cup	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	triple-concentrated fuchsia labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	healthy steel-toed stylish Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	padded wizardly grease cannon	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	cold-filtered demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	brawny love of the blizzard of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	weightlifter's Pener's drumstick of mayonnaise of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	knitted foul-smelling deuce cape	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	Sherlock's inspector's cool Lavalos's shell	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	hardy fortified smooth velvet bra	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	purple friendly SMOOCH bracers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	greedy SMOOCH kneepads	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	coward's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	blurry banded extremely unsafe SMOOCH codpiece	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	upside-down SMOOCH breastplate of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	fuchsia superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	lime green superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	small spoiled lava cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	flavorless snack-sized spinning skewed pink slime	2	decent	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	adequate devil hair pasta	3	good	
8530	yummy snack-sized spagecialetti	2	awesome	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	mirror good gravy	0		
8533	green illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	normal diet huge libertagliatelle	1	good	
8535	tasty big teal turkish mostaccioli	5	awesome	
8536	decent gigantic pulsating linguini of the sea	6	good	
8537	dry Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 11
8539	spinning Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	immense rotten fuchsia Fettris	10	crappy	
8543	tasty purple fusillocybin	4	awesome	
8544	stale blurry skewed prescription noodles	4	decent	
8545	twisted blinking blood-drive sticker	1	EPIC	
8546	polarized quadruple-altered bag of grain	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 27
8547	quadruple-aerosolized bouncing pocket maze	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 53
8548	Vulcanized electrified ionized shady shades	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 25
8549	galvanized vacuum-sealed twirling squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 28
8550	snack-sized toothsome weird gazelle steak	2	awesome	
8551	small stale sausage without a cause	2	decent	
8552	liquefied extra-polarized blue face paint	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 25
8553	watered-down aged emergency margarita	2	awesome	
8554	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic vintage smart drink	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	quantum Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 42
8559	boiled aerosolized concentrated bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 66
8560	ionized adjusted teal Aerheads	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 14
8561	pressed improved Wrotz	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 17
8562	warmed upside-down yellow Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 67
8563	altered energized fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 42
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	hale barrel lid of Gandalf of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	purple asbestos-lined banded weightlifter's barrel hoop earring	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	chilly bankruptcy barrel of doom of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	yellow firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	maroon tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	wobbly barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	huge moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	upside-down rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	blurry barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of Amontillado	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	mediocre blinking barrel-aged martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	rotten barrel pickle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	massive moldy barrel cracker	10	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	compressed vibrating mushroom	1	crappy	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	boiled upside-down gray mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	rosewater-soaked KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	twirling Golden Mr. Eh? of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	upside-down barrel gun of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	fuchsia barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	toothsome water log	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	twirling crafty educational barrelhead	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	bottoms of the barrel of chilblains of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	wool boxer's chest barrel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	blurry hale deadly double barreled barrel gun	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	censurious triple barreled barrel gun of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	huge foul-smelling strapping barrel beryl choker	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	healthy barrel beryl nose ring of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	ghostly barrel beryl ring of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	upside-down map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	polarized alkaline ghostly cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	warmed adjusted ghostly cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	energized cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	aerosolized cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	Vulcanized squat bouncing spinning cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	tarnished super-polymerized cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	super-modified cold-filtered cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	non-pickled improved extra-diffused blurry cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	altered squat cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	activated boiled mirror cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	vacuum-sealed cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	corrupted quantum bouncing cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	galvanized cold-filtered purple cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	super-galvanized non-energized cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	ionized cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	corrupted irradiated narrow jittery cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	quadruple-cold-filtered green narrow wobbly cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	concentrated cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	galvanized diffused blinking twirling cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	vacuum-sealed green cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	aerosolized colloidal cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	super-warmed cyan cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	flattened dry cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	vaporized cuppa Activi tea	1	good	Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	mixed yellow cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	denatured wet tumbling cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	polarized cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	adjusted chilled maroon cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	pressed non-oxidized cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	liquefied shaking cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	quantum lime green blinking cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	energized unsweetened yellow cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	wobbly blinking cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	anodized cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	cold-filtered shaking cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	avaricious manspreader's Royal scepter of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	squat doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	stale bowl of eyeballs	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	adequate special wobbly bowl of mummy guts	4	good	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	decent bowl of maggots	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	fortified lousy gray blood and blood	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	artisanal Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	watered-down tolerable zombie	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	fuchsia Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	pulsating wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	blinking tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	arcane researcher's crown of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	twirling Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf ruddy hawk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8655	huge flavorless fancy hamlet sandwich	10	decent	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 40
8656	chilly Othello's military jacket	0		Cold Damage: +5
8657	educational Othello's dagger	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
8658	vibrating Othello's handkerchief	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
8659	super-cold-filtered bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 19
8660	squat purple grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	coward's medical-grade ruddy ghostly dagger	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8663	aged ghost beer	3	awesome	
8664	huge blurry Othello set of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	fireproof supercharged deadly Yorick	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
8668	rose	0		
8669	cyan tulip	0		
8670	blue shaking tulip	0		
8671	pulsating tulip	0		
8672	twirling Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	tumbling Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	maroon airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	wet pressed shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	massive stale iceberg lettuce	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	acceptable spirit-forward ice wine	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	flame-wreathed Jack Frost's steel-toed Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	executive Sherlock's Wal-Mart nametag of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	purple double-paned Jeselnik's curative Wal-Mart overalls	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	spinning The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	narrow perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	skewed The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	wobbly bellhop's hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	artisanal ice porter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	corrupted cold-filtered exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	alkaline blinking shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	bouncing ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	altered jittery medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	moldy ice rice	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	mediocre practically non-alcoholic iced plum wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	family-friendly frightening training belt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	friendly energetic stylish training legwarmers	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	jittery Sherlock's manspreader's training helmet of courage	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	blinking pulsating machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	diluted mirror jittery abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dehydrated spinning blue abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	pickled pulsating abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	boiled pulsating abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	compressed abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	altered mirror squat abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	compressed huge blurry abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	pickled cyan abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	dehydrated narrow abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	compressed gray huge abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	squat modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	decent VYKEA meatballs	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	practically non-alcoholic acceptable VYKEA mead	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	extra-activated VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	jittery VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	spinning VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	maroon VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	blurry blinking VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	up-at-dawn mansplainer's Fonzie's VYKEA hex key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	spinning lime green VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	decent blue tin of submardines	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	bad bottle of norwhiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	boiled octolus oculus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	shaking sharpshooter's sardine can key of terror of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	gravedigger's boxer's smooth norwhal helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	chaotic Annie Oakley's octolus-skin cloak of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	spirit-forward hand-crafted ghostly perfect cosmopolitan	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	aged high-proof perfect negroni	9	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	artisanal watered-down perfect dark and stormy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	high-proof drinkable perfect mimosa	10	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	artisanal perfect old-fashioned	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	hand-crafted gray perfect paloma	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	magnetized colloidal That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	moist purple bouncing Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	double-vacuum-sealed Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	extra-dry moist skewed Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	deionized bouncing spinning Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	skewed airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	tarnished Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	corrupted polarized huge hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	pickled double-quantum vacuum-sealed communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	special flavorless gigantic Crimbo salad	8	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	decent special bread line	3	good	Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	tolerable watered-down bark rootbeer	2	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	tolerable ale	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	spinning plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	pulsating nasty plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	twirling hardy plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	flame-wreathed plastic Crimborgatron	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	wicked plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	narrow jittery bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	mirror BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	delicious narrow Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	enhanced polarized pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	blurry frosty smooth reusable shopping bag of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	mirror horrifying coarse hemp socks	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	red Jack Frost's armband	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	tumbling nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	wobbly foul-smelling pine cone necklace	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	gravedigger's reindeer hammer	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	inspector's elf ploughshare	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	blurry circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	blurry faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	jittery faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	olive book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	elven tambourine of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	reindeer sickle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	shaking The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	maroon bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	blinking bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	ghostly incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	shaking dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	twirling high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	cyan high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	blue self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	pulsating fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	narrow bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	snack-sized enchanted stale gray Kudzu salad	2	decent	Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	diluted huge Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	practically non-alcoholic smooth huge Miss Graves' vermouth	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	diet normal The Plumber's mushroom stew	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	modified jittery The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	delicious The Mad Liquor	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	drinkable Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	spoiled small Mr. Burnsger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	pickled The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	huge wicked The Jokester's gun of horror of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	savvy smooth The Jokester's wig of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	Jeselnik's frosty quilted The Jokester's pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	oxidized frozen Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	deionized boiled robin's egg	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	small bland robin flan	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	weak lousy blurry robin nog	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	blue root beer barrel	0		
8840	electrified moist tumbling blurry Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 53
8841	modified jittery Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 40
8842	triple-moist infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 17
8843	flattened polymerized altered can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 67
8844	pickled The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 29
8845	alkaline pressed twirling spinning bag of random words	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 42
8846	aerosolized shaking tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 21
8847	pickled ionized blinking red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 37
8848	improved aerosolized colloidal shaking huge question juice	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 11
8849	quadruple-cold-filtered tube of villain	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 68
8850	hardened your cowboy boots	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	narrow inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	narrow nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	tumbling nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	wholesome quicksilver ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	squat energetic thicksilver ring of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	pulsating double-paned Jeselnik's curative wicksilver ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	asbestos-lined Sinatra's experienced slicksilver ring	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	Newton's groovy sicksilver ring of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	gray medical-grade rock-hard thinker's nicksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	prompt slick ticksilver ring	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	lime green Samson's Herculean Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): 6, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	foul-smelling electrified Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	greasy manspreader's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	wobbly razor-sharp Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	blue ghostly personal trainer's World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	greasy Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	avaricious electrified savvy sage Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: 30, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	tumbling shaking Van der Graaf rock-hard Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	toothsome plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	flavorless plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	spoiled small plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	bland snack-sized plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	adequate tiny gray plate of Frigid Northern Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	huge adequate plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	6	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	special half-sized normal plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	good	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	tasty plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	decent plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	small rotten plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	dance instructor's slick Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	shaking up-at-dawn chilly Van der Graaf Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	twirling purple Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	zippy ruddy Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	sizzling personal trainer's Fonzie's brainy Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	shaking Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	red Jack Frost's extremely unsafe Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	shaking buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	pulsating cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	modified quadruple-liquefied ghostly poker face paint	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	pressed triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	double-polarized huge ghost bit	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	polarized cyan pulsating buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	concentrated narrow lion musk	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	delicious blinking blue bear claw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	deionized extra-alkaline rattler gland	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	energized quantum spinning half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	oxidized energized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	rotten immense green rotting beefsteak	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	triple-distilled smooth firemilk	6	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	triple-denatured blurry spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	distilled huge moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	greedy dangerous western-style skinning knife	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	skewed steel knuckles of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	teal Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	cyan disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	improved nitrogenated wobbly demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	upside-down rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	spinning mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	upside-down diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	twirling jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	narrow quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	shaking green wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	bouncing Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	spinning briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	cyan dog trainer's one-gallon hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1
8960	blurry chilly dangerous two-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5
8961	jittery sizzling frosty three-gallon hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10
8962	cyan Jack Frost's four-gallon hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 75
8963	nippy smooth five-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +10
8964	pulsating lard-coated six-gallon hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8965	narrow personal trainer's boxer's seven-gallon hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8966	squat zippy stanky eight-gallon hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
8967	Jim Carey's nine-gallon hat of horror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8968	blurry nasty medical-grade ten-gallon hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8969	friendly eleven-gallon hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	adjusted skin oil	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 25
8973	super-dry jittery purple unusual oil	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 46
8974	dry polymerized denatured teal eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 23
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	tarnished ionized patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 65
8977	irradiated shaking patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 16
8978	dry double-frozen double-frozen patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 21
8979	oxidized blinking fuchsia patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 50
8980	warmed patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 61
8981	improved twirling patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 15
8982	galvanized tarnished green ghostly corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 67
8983	mediocre rodeo whiskey	3	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	dance instructor's real cowboy hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
8986	cyan Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	squat Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	blurry electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	diluted cyan armored prawn	1		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	toothsome jumping horseradish	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	mediocre high-proof Sacramento wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	liquefied non-dry galvanized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	greedy slick beefy ox-head shield of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	banded personal trainer's beefcake's strapping dented scepter	0		Muscle: 30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	family-friendly lard-coated vibrating hardened forbidden very pointy crown	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	ribald arcane researcher's sage battle broom of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	spinning Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	gravedigger's razor-sharp thinker's carpe of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	skewed Jeselnik's sharpshooter's sage codpiece of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	twirling fireproof mansplainer's Herculean troutsers of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	huge blurry zippy chaotic extremely unsafe weightlifter's bass clarinet	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	maroon upside-down scorching careful sage fish hatchet of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	gray Jeselnik's tunac of the empath of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	unsweetened olive blinking wriggling worm	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	tolerable practically non-alcoholic shaking bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	galvanized spinning high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	tumbling fishin' hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	red sizzling sonar fishfinder	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	fuchsia tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	tumbling disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	decent half-sized gallon of milk	2	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	squat screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	twirling gravedigger's Tesla studded First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	blinking high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	decent half-sized star salad	2	good	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	moldy diet bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	1	crappy	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	decent teal browser cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	triple-distilled artisanal hacked gibson	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	lard-coated Source shades	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	blurry yellow software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	spinning jittery Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	twirling blinking narrow Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	tumbling huge Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	pulsating Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	huge Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	twirling Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	blinking Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	teal Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	fuchsia blurry Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	green Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	shaking Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	huge Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	jittery Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	skewed Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	maroon pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	fireproof deadly personal trainer's plastic detective badge of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	jittery smelly foul-smelling Samson's sage bronze detective badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	frightening deadly Rosewater's detective badge of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	Temple Grandin's fortified strapping detective badge of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	narrow cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	gravedigger's quilted Rosewater's detective roscoe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	nitrogenated denatured red shoe gum	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	blue flame-retardant ribald crafty noir fedora	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	squat narrow pulsating scorching trench coat of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	mediocre special weak cyan Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	decent	Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	enchanted miniature delicious narrow hardboiled egg	2	awesome	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	Jeselnik's toasty frosty stylish protonic accelerator pack of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	Socratic Adventurer bobblehead	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	inspector's banded bindle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	fuchsia careful Samson's fleshy lump	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	shaking Temple Grandin's stylish smoldering bagel punch	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	ribald forbidden ghostly reins	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	upside-down supercharged derringer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	wobbly Mr. Screege's spectacles of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	squat shaking greasy extremely unsafe smooth Spookyraven signet	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	stanky tie-dyed fannypack of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	spinning auspicious coward's burnt snowpants	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	gray dog trainer's standards and practices guide	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	coward's wholesome Newton's Carpathian longsword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	up-at-dawn auspicious Liam's mail of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	zippy Fonzie's Unfortunato's foolscap of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	jittery Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	blinking rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	inspector's Wrist-Boy	0		Item Drop: +15
9103	upside-down Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	mirror compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	dry mirror Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 62
9108	narrow lead umbrella	0		
9109	unsweetened Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 32
9110	chilled frozen Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 42
9111	activated narrow Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 69
9112	pickled wobbly blinking EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 32
9113	alkaline quadruple-magnetized ghostly Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 50
9114	adjusted flattened The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 24
9115	improved Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 13
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	careful repaid diaper	0		Monster Level: -10
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	special hand-crafted Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	smelly Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	yellow Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	bouncing baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	artisanal watered-down blue blinking unidentified drink	2	EPIC	
9127	KoL Con 13 T-shirt of vim and vigor of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7
9128	Usain Bolt's supercharged experienced discarded swimming trunks	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80
9129	energized tumbling spinning diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 16
9130	adjusted charisma potion	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 44
9131	jittery extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	wobbly medical-grade pistol of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	gigantic adequate leftover pasty	10	good	
9135	bad blurry green very whiskey	4	decent	
9136	skewed li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	jittery bouncing li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	upside-down li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	upside-down li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	mirror li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	spinning li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	pulsating li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	wet corrupted hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	enhanced Prunets	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 60
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	upside-down baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	energized tumbling mirror lime green invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	polymerized tarnished invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	ghostly li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	rotten raw sweet potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	enchanted jumbo normal raw beans	5	good	Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	bland pulsating raw stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	miniature adequate raw cranberry sauce	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	rotten raw turkey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten snack-sized raw mincemeat	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	huge delicious raw potato	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	bite-sized normal jittery raw gravy	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	small spoiled raw bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	blurry mini-marshmallow dispenser of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	stiffened glass casserole dish of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	shaking resourceful can opener of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	distilled blinking turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	crafty vibrating glass pie plate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	dangerous potato masher of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	enchanted bland sweet potatoes	3	decent	Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	big bland twirling bean casserole	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	spoiled skewed baked stuffing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	normal immense twirling cranberry cylinder	6	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	adequate thanksgiving turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	flavorless mince pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	delicious miniature blue mashed potatoes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	stale warm gravy	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	massive rotten bread roll	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	half-sized spoiled leftovers	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	jumbo moldy leftovers sandwich	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	spinning Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	wobbly squat pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	blue Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	shaking eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	polarized blinking eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	acceptable fortified eldritch extract	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	upside-down Jim Carey's beefcake's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	perfectly mixed eldritch distillate	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	vaporized spinning tumbling eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	asbestos-lined Science Notebook	0		Hot Resistance: +5
9197	baleful eldritch hat of incineration of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	twirling aromatic veiny eldritch pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	drinkable eldritch elixir	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	rosy-cheeked dance instructor's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	twirling lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	pulsating counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	jittery The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	mirror supercharged ball and chain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	huge candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	skewed gingerbread tophat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	beefy gingerbread waistcoat	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	perfumed gingerbread trousers	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	jittery spinning frosty grievous sage candy dress shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	Sinatra's cool candy necktie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	blinking pulsating fuchsia fireproof Sinatra's savvy chocolate pocketwatch	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	teal ghostly sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	fancy jumbo delicious animal part cracker	5	awesome	Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	mediocre twirling gingerbread wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	flavorless low-calorie gingerbread mug	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	experienced gingerbread mask	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	scorching Samson's boxer's gingerservo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	quantum upside-down tainted icing	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	ruddy gingerbeard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	twirling gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	inspector's energetic gingerbread hoodie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	shaking chilly gingerbread pistol of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	deadly marzipan briefcase of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	Sinatra's creme brulee torch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	Fonzie's candy crowbar	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	cyan therapeutic cool candy screwdriver	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	narrow wholesome pumpkin spice candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	electrified colloidal gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	blue nasty stylish gingerbread gavel	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	narrow blinking gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	shaking gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	lousy ginger beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	electrified concentrated industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	wet upside-down fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	weak hand-crafted high-end ginger wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	red razor-sharp plastic bad vibe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	shaking plastic angry vikings of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	censurious plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	double-paned plastic Your Brain	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	mirror gravedigger's plastic Krampus	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	triple-colloidal irradiated Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	extra-liquefied Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	galvanized pressed extra-galvanized Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	moldy spiritual candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	special delicious irresponsibly strong spiritual eggnog	9	awesome	Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	flavorless bite-sized spiritual fruitcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	spoiled spiritual gingerbread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	maroon ghostly Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	upside-down No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	spinning pulsating Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	jittery fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	blinking maroon gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	blinking purple tumbling teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	ionized modified huge jittery spinning rock candy	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	flavorless green-iced sweet roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	twirling chakra sludge	0		
9272	wobbly negative lump	0		
9273	rosewater-soaked dance instructor's Third Eye	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Usain Bolt's smooth Krampus Horn	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	yummy hambrosier	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	tolerable chakra-mental wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	super-anodized wet chakra malt	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	stale lime green Black Angus blackburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	lousy skewed brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	adjusted deionized skewed potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	skewed personal trainer's bad vibroknife of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	knitted dangerous crystal belt buckle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	manspreader's savvy saffron antaravasaka	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	frosty clever saffron uttarasanga	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	jittery upside-down gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	skewed double-paned coward's padded Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	enchanted moldy small spinning Eldritch snap	2	crappy	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	dehydrated hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	diluted jelly	1		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	boiled pulsating jelly	1		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	twisted twirling sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	pickled blue stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	squat space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	big delicious toast with hot jelly	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	normal maroon toast with jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	normal toast with jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	rotten bite-sized shaking toast with sleaze jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	rotten toast with stench jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	lime green hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	nasty wax hand of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	twirling greasy Fonzie's candle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	adequate mirror wax pancake	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	rosy-cheeked wax face of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	artisanal wobbly wax booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	powdered ghostly sea jelly	1		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	decent sea truffle	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	spinning tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	tumbling crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	red recovered cufflinks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	extra-pickled diffused energized tumbling LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	polymerized boiled spinning LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	extra-nitrogenated blinking LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	padded grievous LOV Eardigan of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	skewed toasty steel-toed forbidden LOV Epaulettes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	skewed family-friendly LOV Earrings of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	twisted LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	LOV Elephant of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	scandalous eldritch scanner	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	oxidized bouncing eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	upside-down LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	teal energetic banded eldritch hammer of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	flavorless eldritch mushroom	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	rotten small eldritch mushroom pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	squat eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	colloidal eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	twirling Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	narrow Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	jittery mirror bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	upside-down elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	mirror bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	pulsating lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bouncing bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	blurry twirling baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	ghostly limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	wobbly pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	pulsating olive slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	shaking imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	lousy extra-dry literal grasshopper	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	practically non-alcoholic artisanal cyan double entendre	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	hand-crafted Phlegethon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Siberian sunrise	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	watered-down tolerable mentholated wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	hand-crafted skewed low tide martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	tolerable enchanted shroomtini	3	good	Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	drinkable morning dew	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	lousy spinning whiskey squeeze	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	artisanal great fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	bad Gnomish sagngria	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	acceptable vodka stinger	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	acceptable ghostly wobbly extremely slippery nipple	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	hand-crafted pulsating piscatini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	lousy Churchill	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	tolerable soilzerac	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	triple-distilled enchanted mediocre London frog	10	decent	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	hand-crafted nothingtini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	delicious eighth plague	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	drinkable weak single entendre	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	lousy ghostly reverse Tantalus	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	lousy extra-dry elemental caipiroska	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	perfectly mixed lime green Feliz Navidad	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	watered-down smooth Bloody Nora	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	aged moreltini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	acceptable blurry hell in a bucket	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	aged Newark	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	hand-crafted R'lyeh	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	hand-crafted Gnollish sangria	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	bad vodka barracuda	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	bad ghostly Mysterious Island iced tea	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	drinkable triple-distilled drive-by shooting	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	boozy mediocre upside-down gunner's daughter	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	special mediocre weak dirt julep	2	decent	Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	tolerable Simepore slime	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	bad skewed upside-down Phil Collins	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	wobbly toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	blurry toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	huge Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	moldy half-sized gray mirror edible alien plant bit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	tumbling alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	spinning fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	powdered alien plant goo	1		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	moldy alien meat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	upside-down alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	spinning alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	spinning fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	vaporized alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	fuchsia shaking murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	concentrated tumbling alien medicine	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	stale huge twirling alien salad	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	perfectly mixed squat alien booze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	maroon greedy careful resourceful alien mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	aromatic alien spear of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	prompt curative alien blowgun of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	chilly coward's beefy alien loincloth	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	perfumed dance instructor's Samson's alien totem	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	fireproof alien necklace of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	maroon rosewater-soaked scandalous spants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	wobbly smelly clever spant shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	double-paned spant shoulderpads of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	dangerous experienced spant backplate	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	ghostly flame-retardant spant spear of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	fuchsia murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	corrupted upside-down murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	narrow murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	up-at-dawn executive medical-grade murderbot mask	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	super-unsweetened moist cold-filtered tumbling murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	personal trainer's supercool murderbot whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	curative murderbot plasma rifle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	spinning Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	fuchsia Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	flavorless small Aldebaran sardines	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	practically non-alcoholic artisanal jittery Centauri fish wine	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	powdered oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	maroon careful savvy Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	double-paned scorching Spacegate military insignia	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	narrow bouncing frosty deadly Socratic Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	mirror skewed Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	spoiled alien sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	activated red Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 20
9477	cyan Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	polarized aerosolized twirling Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	activated tarnished spinning Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	double-polarized Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	deionized denatured blinking Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	super-electrified triple-dry cold-filtered pulsating Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	ionized modified Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	adjusted Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	stale massive narrow Affirmation Cookie	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	twirling Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	spinning Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	denatured Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 32
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	banded Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	irresponsibly strong acceptable shaking basic martini	10	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	perfectly mixed cyan improved martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	tolerable tumbling splendid martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	upside-down tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	MacGyver's Oprah's smooth plastic gundam	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	pulsating License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	blue Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	blue L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	lime green Dust bunny	0		
9511	jittery Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	maroon Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	skewed Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	bland half-sized meteoreo	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	drinkable meadeorite	4	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	blinking meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	tumbling Jim Carey's MacGyver's deadly meteortarboard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	lightning-fast greasy wicked meteorite guard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	careful meteorb of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	narrow purple censurious thinker's asteroid belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	red ghostly greedy dog trainer's padded meteorthopedic shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	ghostly reassuring manspreader's stiffened shooting morning star	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	pulsating meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	squat meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	ghostly Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	ghostly perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	blurry Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	curative thinker's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pulsating pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	yellow pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	twirling mirror O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	bad DUFRESNE Suds	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	squat Jim Carey's Lo Pan's mafia pinky ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
9547	practically non-alcoholic tolerable flask of port	1	good	
9548	cyan MacGyver's contract enforcement stick of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5
9549	spoiled diet Hide-rox&trade; cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	mediocre practically non-alcoholic jug of booze	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	enhanced blurry pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	galvanized irradiated narrow temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	distilled green skewed glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	upside-down pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	wet nitrogenated new habit	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	mansplainer's healthy pearl necklace of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	mirror narrow X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	rosewater-soaked resourceful slick protection stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
9563	unsweetened roll of meat	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 45
9564	spinning manspreader's mafia thumb ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
9565	pressed cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	quilted mafia middle finger ring of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	knitted gravedigger's slick steel drivin' hammer of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
9568	teal piece of steel	0		
9569	baleful thinker's mafia pointer finger ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	maroon worksite credentials of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
9571	narrow zippy horrifying occult negotiatin' hammer of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20
9572	green narrow pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	twirling pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	green asbestos-lined Sinatra's mafia wedding ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
9576	zippy mafia organizer badge	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	blurry transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	snack-sized decent special spinning unfinished fruitcake	2	good	Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	improved diffused cyan twirling blinking and cracker	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	weak smooth olive neg grog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	half-sized rotten jittery upside-down half double fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	flavorless fuchsia hushed puppy	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	jumbo tasty muffled muffuletta	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	rotten purple shushed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	lime green plastic mime functionary of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	chilly plastic mime scientist	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	savvy plastic mime soldier	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	jittery plastic mime executive of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	yellow brawny plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	mirror locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	enhanced improved diffused fuchsia wishbone	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	high-proof perfectly mixed twirling Racisto Ruidoso	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	blue earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	stale shaking bran muffin	3	decent	
9598	decent thick blueberry muffin	5	good	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	red silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	twirling silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	upside-down silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	gray squat silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	skewed silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	shaking silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	green silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	huge silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	cyan silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	squat silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	yellow silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	teal silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	skewed silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	tumbling silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	blue upside-down crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	fuchsia anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	hand-crafted teal stale cheer wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	bland blue stale Cheer-E-Os	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	cheerful antler hat of the ox of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	crafty baleful cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	nasty forbidden cheerful pajama pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	teal mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	blinking teal The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	gray pulsating The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	artisanal executive mime flask	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	rotten nega-mushroom	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	smooth nega-mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	galvanized quadruple-wet diffused mirror Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	stale miniature mime army rations	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	weak aged mime army wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	vaporized pulsating mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	deionized mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	asbestos-lined miming beret of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	padded miming shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	teal ghostly Jack Frost's miming corduroys of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	ghostly lard-coated miming boots of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	lion tamer's quilted miming gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	twirling God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	yellow donated food	0		
9664	spinning blinking donated candy	0		
9665	triple-Vulcanized digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	miser's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	narrow arcane researcher's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	mirror mime army insignia (espionage) of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	maroon mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	spinning mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	wool scandalous mime army infiltration glove	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	tumbling mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	flavorless miniature extra-toasted half sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	hand-crafted mulled hobo wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	huge zippy Da Vinci's cool burning paper hat	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	prompt greasy Fonzie's burning cape	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	pulsating nippy Temple Grandin's extremely unsafe burning paper slippers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	prompt horrifying burning paper jorts of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	bouncing lard-coated Oprah's quilted burning paper crane	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	wobbly jittery January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	spinning flame-wreathed rock-hard broken champagne bottle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	lard-coated tinsel tights of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	green stanky shellacked wad of used tape of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	jittery purple wobbly friendly MacGyver's sinister silent nightlight of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	non-moist sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 62
9697	Vulcanized double-flattened moist Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 30
9698	anodized hot button candy	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 67
9699	executive wholesome groovy makeshift garbage shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	olive blinking double-paned novelty monorail ticket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	twisted skewed twirling pills	1		
9702	pickled jittery furry pill	1		
9703	twisted beefy pill	1		
9704	powdered huge excitement pill	1		
9705	diluted narrow vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 10
9706	vaporized squat lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	distilled wobbly dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	upside-down Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	family-friendly genie's turbane of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	blinking teal ribald MacGyver's genie's scimitar	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	maroon clever genie's pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	nippy Annie Oakley's genie's bracers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	green wizardly psychic's circlet of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	fuchsia savvy psychic's crystal ball of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	mirror censurious banded psychic's pslacks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	red greedy miser's psychic's amulet	0		Meat Drop: 30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	moldy heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	spoiled Swedish massage fish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	tolerable extra-dry Third Base	5	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	artisanal weak lime green Bustle Hustler	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	galvanized triple-alkaline irradiated skewed Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	non-quantum pickled squat Bettie page	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	nitrogenated Vulcanized tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	modified mirror heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	green heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	tumbling twirling Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated lime green rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 19
9744	deionized mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 61
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	anodized twirling rhinestone	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 39
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	green bronze	0		
9751	upside-down piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	inspector's Team Avarice cap	0		Item Drop: +15
9755	tumbling Team Sloth cap of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
9756	twirling hardened Team Wrath cap	0		Damage Reduction: 3
9757	asbestos-lined Mu cap	0		Hot Resistance: +5
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	blurry Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	pulsating packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	teal Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	cyan wobbly Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	bouncing Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	bouncing Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	blue twirling Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	tumbling Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	lime green Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	squat Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	skewed Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	skewed Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	pulsating Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	ghostly upside-down Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	huge Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	twirling Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	huge Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	gray bouncing Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	spinning Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	cyan Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	mirror Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	mirror fuchsia Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	ghostly olive Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	narrow Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	narrow narrow Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	skewed Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	skewed Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	purple blurry Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	blinking Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	skewed shaking muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	lime green smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	altered olive squat magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	pickled blinking brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	mixed upside-down glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 30
9831	dried bouncing scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 45
9832	powdered teal blurry pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 35
9833	powdered pulsating lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	diluted blurry gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 30
9835	red FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	purple pulsating FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	miser's wholesome dangerous FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	bouncing Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	experienced FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	blinking FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	therapeutic FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	wobbly Jack Frost's crafty occult &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	squat huge plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	twirling upside-down LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	shaking to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	boiled pickled bouncing universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	cyan twirling FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	normal huge tumbling ghostly FantasyRealm turkey leg	8	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	lousy narrow FantasyRealm mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	maroon hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	spoiled miniature druidic s'more	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled olive sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	artisanal watered-down mourning wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	bouncing map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	shaking map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	spoiled denastified haunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	acceptable pulsating bad rum and good cola	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	deionized Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	aromatic Socratic boxer's leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	tumbling fuchsia foul-smelling clever wholesome Master Thief's utility belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	olive wobbly medical-grade beefcake's Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	spinning family-friendly double-paned Dragonscale breastplate of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	toasty sinister belt of Ogrekind of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	family-friendly ribald grievous The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	prompt wool grievous nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	foul-smelling banded beefcake's the Archwizard's briefs	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	blurry avaricious clever rock-hard the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	skewed avaricious sizzling beefy shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	chilly resourceful dangerous ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	blinking chaotic ruddy strapping scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	shaking yellow Sherlock's careful healthy banded deadfall branch	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +25
9894	olive censurious family-friendly ribald manspreader's savvy Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	bouncing notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	delicious olive two meat muck	3	awesome	
9899	miniature adequate maroon chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	good	
9900	normal chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	good	
9901	flavorless twirling cyan chocolate Spider Queen	4	decent	
9902	artisanal weak skewed hipster cocktail	2	EPIC	
9903	blue God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	blurry God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	twirling gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	narrow glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	upside-down crude oil congealer	0		
9915	miniature stale good guava	2	decent	
9916	acceptable gin and ginger	3	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	pickled gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 5
9919	huge SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	enhanced Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	super-liquefied Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	dried Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	blurry Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	lightning-fast crafty strapping Brutal brogues of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: 100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	supercharged Samson's Rosewater's Draftsman's driving gloves of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	greedy chilly Jim Carey's Nouveau nosering of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	adjusted galvanized sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	denatured vacuum-sealed blinking boiling broth	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	ionized unsweetened tumbling interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	mirror huge Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	red kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	tumbling burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	gray Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	knitted Van der Graaf PARTY HARD T-shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	upside-down deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	hand-crafted extra-dry ghostly Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	jittery flame-retardant beefcake's pentagram bandana	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	skull ring of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	upside-down electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	enchanted bite-sized spoiled jittery PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	crappy	Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	Jim Carey's energetic dorky glasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	mirror steel-toed Rosewater's ponytail clip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	reassuring paint palette	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	vaporized blue Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	bouncing supercool cosmetic football	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	slick strapping shoe ad T-shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	vacuum-sealed runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	lightning-fast noticeable pumps of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	mirror surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	delicious everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	jittery van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	manspreader's denim jacket of bravery	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	teal brainy ratty knitted cap of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	intimidating chainsaw of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	smooth party beer bomb	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	gigantic rotten green squat narrow sweet party mix	9	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	dehydrated wobbly bouncing wobbly party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	huge party pants of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	fortified razor-sharp party whip of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	skewed Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	perfectly mixed spinning TRIO cup of beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	bland party platter for one	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	vaporized skewed tumbling purple Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	executive party crasher of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	lime green pulsating party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	miser's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	purple absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	pulsating careful Tesla snakeskin thighboots	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	blinking squat grievous beefy snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	greasy savvy snakeskin jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	fuchsia ribald wizardly slime waders of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	fireproof dangerous weightlifter's slime fedora	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	gravedigger's slick slime knuckles of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	yellow government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	blurry flame-wreathed therapeutic rock-hard government-issued slacks	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	quilted government-issued eyeshade of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	toasty rosy-cheeked stylish government-issued necktie	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	pulsating narrow Tesla dance instructor's mutant arm of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	deadly mutant legs of Gandalf of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	zippy careful mutant crown	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	small flavorless ghostly ectoplasm	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	bland	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	perfectly mixed bottle of vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	bland miniature pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	aged martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	huge yummy skewed cherry pie	8	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	bad eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	snack-sized adequate ghostly Hell ramen	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	mediocre gimlet	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic twice-haunted screwdriver	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	decent candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	practically non-alcoholic mediocre runny fermented egg	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	adequate oldcake	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	bite-sized flavorless traditional Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	ghostly plastic wild beaver of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	plastic reindeer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	ghostly mansplainer's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	censurious plastic orphan	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	scorching plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	cyan yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	green Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	beefy pristine walrus tusk of wisdom	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	bouncing thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	chaotic energetic wicked deadly Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	huge bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	jittery plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	blinking mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	big rotten grilled mooseflank	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	rotten moosemeat pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	balanced antler of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	dam of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	practically non-alcoholic acceptable beavermouth	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	acceptable beaver punch (papaya)	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	bad upside-down beaver punch (peach)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	triple-distilled aged beaver punch (cherry)	10	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	maroon up-at-dawn Canadian lantern of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	spinning groovy muskox-skin cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	moldy half-sized glass of raw eggs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	acceptable high-proof blurry narrow punch-drunk punch	10	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	vaporized mirror huge body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	knitted bauxite beret	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	bauxite boxers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	reassuring bauxite bow-tie	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	olive Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	olive Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	blurry narrow Jeselnik's toasty steel-toed baleful Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	normal fancy tumbling sausage	4	good	Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	narrow gray dangerous cool red-hot sausage fork	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	twirling sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	skewed jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	lousy beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	miniature tasty enchanted wobbly yule gruel	2	awesome	Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	practically non-alcoholic lousy tumbling hot watered rum	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	perfectly mixed bottle of Crimbognac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	jumbo moldy Crimboysters Rockefeller	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	dehydrated jittery Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	upside-down Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	blurry Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	blinking Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	pulsating Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	yellow deadly Samson's smooth Crimbolex watch	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	huge Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	twirling horrifying sinister hand-knitted Crimbo socks of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25
10082	ruddy chalk chlamys of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	greasy sage chalk chain	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	scorching hardened chalk chalice	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	Tesla beefy chalk chinos	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	Oprah's rock-hard chalk chapeau	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	purple nasty mansplainer's chalk choker	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	vaporized purple chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	concentrated altered candy chalk	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 42
10090	inspector's supercool marble maebari	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	maroon frightening marble mantle of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	marble magnet of the bloodbag of doom	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	tumbling marble mignonette bowl of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	energetic fortified marble medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	forbidden marble mariachi hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	denatured twirling marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	magnetized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 17
10098	thinker's punching bag of the detective	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	careful cool pith helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	Tesla healthy poncho	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	reassuring Herculean pendant	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	palazzos of terror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	weightlifter's pseudoaccordion of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +60, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	mixed spinning pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	dry magnetized Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 12
10106	gravedigger's terra cotta truss of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	wobbly greasy gravedigger's terra cotta trousers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	Newton's thinker's terra cotta tongs	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	jittery hardy groovy terra cotta train	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	blinking Jack Frost's padded terra cotta tie tack	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	spinning beefy terra cotta tambourine of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	distilled cyan terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	corrupted pressed pulsating blinking terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 52
10114	shaking Usain Bolt's shellacked velour voulge	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	scandalous hardened velour vambraces	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	shellacked velour veil of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	jittery smooth velour viscometer of the brazier	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	spinning extremely unsafe Newton's velour valise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	Lo Pan's velour vaqueros of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	dehydrated spinning velour veneer	1		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	unsweetened concentrated purple Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 43
10122	fortified glass suspenders of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	spinning Annie Oakley's stylish glass shield	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	electrified personal trainer's glass stetson	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	miser's healthy glass spectacles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	upside-down Jeselnik's Socratic glass shiv	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	twirling jittery rosewater-soaked Fonzie's glass serape	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	dehydrated shaking fuchsia glass shards	1		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	chilled hard candy	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 27
10130	shaking aromatic loofah lumberjack's hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	horrifying Herculean loofah lei	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	loofah lederhosen of courage of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	blue skewed ribald smelly loofah ladle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	gravedigger's loofah legwarmers of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	mirror censurious careful loofah lavalier	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	modified olive pulsating jittery loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	altered chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 19
10138	Herculean flagstone flag of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	MacGyver's strapping flagstone flail	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	crafty flagstone flip-flops of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	blue Sherlock's sage flagstone fez	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	flagstone fleece of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	bouncing red stanky quilted flagstone fringe	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	diluted blurry flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	moist vacuum-sealed Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 42
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	rosewater-soaked cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	flattened frozen spinning tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	diluted twirling prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	veiny tailored vest	0		Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	shaking sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	elf army poncho of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	jumbo adequate gray elf army field rations	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	maroon inspector's discarded bowtie of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	watered-down artisanal olive martiny	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	energized non-denatured chilled olive licorice snake	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 24
10161	polymerized super-quantum virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 34
10162	activated double-ionized mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 39
10163	dry flattened government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 61
10164	deionized activated oxidized blurry ghostly green Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 36
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	dog trainer's occult Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	rotten small bloodstick	2	crappy	
10170	lousy fortified bottle of Sanguiovese	5	decent	
10171	flavorless huge actual blood sausage	3	decent	
10172	bad mulled blood	3	decent	
10173	spoiled diet purple blood snowcone	1	crappy	
10174	lousy Red Russian	3	decent	
10175	spoiled spinning blood roll-up	3	crappy	
10176	weak lousy bottle of blood	2	decent	
10177	spoiled special small blood-soaked sponge cake	2	crappy	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 45
10178	drinkable practically non-alcoholic spinning vampagne	1	good	
10179	stale plain snowcone	3	decent	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	olive skewed Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	wobbly bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	blinking PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	beefy PirateRealm eyepatch of the cougar of doom	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	maroon compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	huge skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	upside-down Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	spinning Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	spinning recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	twirling green tumbling tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	bland snack-sized special crabsicle	2	decent	Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	mediocre cyan bottle of dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	weak bad bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	smooth bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	boiled altered pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	lime green stanky conquistador's breastplate of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	bouncing pirate pantaloons of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	mirror razor-sharp Herculean pirate radio ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	upside-down Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	flavorless jittery pineapple slab	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	rotten small hibiscus petal	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	chilled cold-filtered huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	vaporized ice molecule	1		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	wobbly Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	pulsating Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	powdered shaking skewed pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	narrow Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	fuchsia stanky plush sea serpent	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	decent pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	huge ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	avaricious personal trainer's piratical blunderbuss	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	double-paned personal trainer's educational PirateRealm party hat	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	extra-dry aged narrow Island Landslide	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	high-proof lousy Island Thunderstorm	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	hand-crafted jittery Island Hurricane	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	watered-down delicious huge Skull Punch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	drinkable extra-dry jittery teal Electric Punch	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	weak lousy maroon Smuggler's Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	mediocre gray Scorpion Bowl	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	weak bad Turtle Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	fancy tolerable blurry Cobra Bowl	4	good	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	censurious dog trainer's curative occult vampyric cloake of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	activated oxidized one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	upside-down scandalous Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	spinning Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	auspicious Jeselnik's lion tamer's quilted Herculean smooth weightlifter's hewn moon-rune spoon of wisdom of the brute of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	blurry cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	pulsating Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	jittery Oprah's rosy-cheeked dance instructor's Beach Comb	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	bouncing pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	non-polarized unsweetened magenta seashell	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	dry extra-pressed gray cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	electrified irradiated twirling gray seashell	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	energized double-anodized dry seashell	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	tarnished galvanized seashell	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	wobbly huge bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	tolerable watered-down bottle of sea wine	2	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	distilled yellow blurry kelp	1		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	wobbly pulsating greedy fireproof frightening scorching mansplainer's banded brainy driftwood hat of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: 20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	knitted manspreader's curative occult grievous Herculean groovy sage wizardly driftwood pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	supercharged curative rosy-cheeked wholesome baleful driftwood bracelet of wisdom of the dark arts of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: 40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	blurry asbestos-lined waders of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	sage spearfish fishing spear of Tarzan of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	squat prompt padded rabbitfish fin of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	maroon piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	cyan piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	yellow Usain Bolt's savvy pirate cutlass of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	scandalous frightening tricorn hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	Tesla clever smooth swash buckle	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	cyan meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	fuchsia zippy banded meteorite earring	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	nasty Jack Frost's strapping meteorite necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	wool deadly meteorite ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	dry cyan Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 14
10290	irradiated chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
10291	executive manspreader's groovy driftwood beach comb	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	skewed stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	vibrating hale whittled tiara of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	chilly Samson's whittled shorts of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	blinking censurious foul-smelling whittled flail of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	huge Annie Oakley's whittled wand of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	upside-down hale savvy whittled flute of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	ribald chaotic whittled bear figurine of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	Jeselnik's careful whittled owl figurine of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	mirror nippy mansplainer's vibrating whittled fox figurine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	medical-grade stiffened personal trainer's whittled walking stick of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	bland campfire hot dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	moldy cyan campfire baked potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	flavorless immense teal campfire s'more	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	stale small campfire beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	rotten wobbly campfire stew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	anodized colloidal green leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 21
10310	upside-down rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	bouncing burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	tumbling bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	purple space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	fuchsia Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	yummy huge space chowder	3	awesome	
10321	weak bad space wine	2	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	pulsating green Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	squat shaking Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	ruddy Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the empath of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	rotten pulsating bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	small stale huge flan del mar	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	spoiled jittery Baja sopapilla	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	shaking ribald plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	fireproof plastic sea elf	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	wobbly horrifying plastic yuleviathan	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	nippy plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	Newton's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	twirling red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	flavorless miniature mana-coated yams	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	super-sized spoiled mana-basted tofurkey leg	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	moldy mana-fortified cranberry sauce	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	rotten olive ghostly mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	liquefied enhanced olive patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	mixed olive spinning industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	quantum adjusted skewed cyan unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	twisted vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	distilled bouncing blurry a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	enhanced huge blurry organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	practically non-alcoholic drinkable twirling boot flask	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	irradiated altered infernal snowball	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	pulsating madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	powdered skewed fish sauce	1		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	normal half-sized guffin	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	vaporized blurry bouncing Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	mixed green non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	chilled vacuum-sealed peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	tarnished Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	denatured moist polymerized cyan extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	blurry envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	denatured livid energy	1		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	dried beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	lime green beefcake's oxygenated eggnog helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: 45, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	mirror hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	pickled warmed skewed concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	quadruple-aerosolized blue liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	upside-down skewed Oprah's healthy Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	blinking Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	aerosolized salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	lightning-fast energetic ribbon candy ascot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	red moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	teal lard-coated anemoney clip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	dried super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	pulsating double-paned Temple Grandin's forbidden icing poncho	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	narrow wobbly Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	modified glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	blurry fireproof educational Mer-kin rollpin	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	narrow tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	tasty fuchsia bowl of mernudo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	artisanal practically non-alcoholic shaking fishelada	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	stale huge ojo de pez burrito	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	jittery waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	green waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	mirror fireproof foul-smelling nutcracker hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	inspector's nutcracker waistcoat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	tumbling Fonzie's nutcracker pants of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	nutcracker boots of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	censurious stanky nutcracker sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	prompt personal trainer's nutcracker drumstick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	gray nutcracker beard of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	censurious Temple Grandin's nutcracker cape	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	smooth nutcracker epaulets of courage	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	stale salt plum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	stale enchanted and bean	3	decent	Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	bouncing foul-smelling wholesome arcane researcher's kelp-holly gun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	Yuleviathan necklace of the sewer of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	lime green nasty peppermint spine of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	hardy dangerous soggy elf shoes	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	crafty steel-toed Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	upside-down scorching kelp-holly drape of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	huge dangerous weightlifter's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	snack-sized stale tempura and bean	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	perfectly mixed spirit-forward salt plum sake	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	extra-deionized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	ionized liquefied tumbling almond	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 21
10429	frozen mirror handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	narrow lime green upside-down nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	chaotic padded educational Retrospecs	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	blurry narrow unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	fuchsia curative cool Powerful Glove of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	shaking baleful brawny thinker's Drip harness	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25
10442	lard-coated drippy truncheon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
10443	blurry Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	stale drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	aged enchanted spirit-forward glass of drippy wine	5	drippy	Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 35
10447	spoiled drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	adequate twirling drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	blurry horrifying drippy stake	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	blurry mushroom	0		
10456	spinning deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	blurry super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	nitrogenated activated pulsating fizzy soda	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 33
10459	triple-deionized narrow healthy juice	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 46
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	jittery olive hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	gray bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	green work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	wobbly purple cape of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
10467	Annie Oakley's razor-sharp back shell	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	pulsating MacGyver's bony back shell	0		Maximum MP: +100
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	altered pulsating squat mirror blooper ink	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 67
10475	coin	0		
10476	fuchsia rubber doll head	0		
10477	lime green rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	huge packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	yellow free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	shaking bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	blinking free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	blue colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	moldy skewed mushroom filet	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	denatured upside-down maroon blurry mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	drinkable watered-down mushroom whiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	narrow avaricious Van der Graaf mushroom cap of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	red up-at-dawn sharpshooter's veiny mushroom shield of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	twirling red flame-retardant scorching Oprah's cool mushroom pants	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	shaking gravedigger's Socratic supercool groovy mushroom badge	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	bouncing house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	tarnished magnetized blurry piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	blurry plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	gravedigger's kettle bell	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	sinister glued-together crystal ball	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	tumbling smelly martini dregs	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	flickering flashlight of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	mirror Oprah's crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	mirror Annie Oakley's outmoded fidget toy	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	wobbly teal flimsy ski pole of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	inspector's discarded finger painting	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	blinking shaking pizza box of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	electrified quilted chipped coffee mug	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	blinking slick Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	pulsating drippy seed	0		
10515	squat drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	mirror drippy enzyme	0		
10520	narrow drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	blue shaking drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	drinkable teal skewed tumbling drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	wobbly pulsating drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	lime green drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	brawny gory drippy orb	0		Muscle Percent: +20
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	twirling Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	red Guzzlr tablet of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	narrow reassuring Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Ghiaccio Colada	1	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	aged Sourfinger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	practically non-alcoholic tolerable green Nog-on-the-Cob	1	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	practically non-alcoholic delicious squat Steamboat	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	lousy fortified Buttery Boy	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	upside-down dog trainer's personal trainer's clown car key	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	executive gravedigger's supercool batting cage key	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	knitted nippy banded aqu&iacute;	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	ribald ruddy beefy knob labinet key	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	electrified deadly weremoose key of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	huge greasy peg key	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	green kekekey of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	veiny rabbit's foot key	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	yellow blurry auspicious supercool knob shaft skate key	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	therapeutic Newton's ice key of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	upside-down anchovy can key of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	upside-down purple gravedigger's medical-grade cactus key	0		Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	stanky Jack Frost's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	rosewater-soaked curative treasure chest key	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	spinning perfumed fortified demonic key of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	coward's key sausage	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	family-friendly hardened knob treasury key	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	smelly Oprah's scrap key of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	rose key of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	music box key of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	Sherlock's sinister actual skeleton key	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	purple blurry mansplainer's slick deep-fried key of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	MacGyver's healthy discarded bike lock key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	red skewed Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	corrupted anodized marshroom	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 38
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	mirror wobbly drippy candy bar	0		
10576	diffused salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 34
10577	boiled magnetized liquefied writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 59
10578	dry wet gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 50
10579	blurry baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	narrow dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	gray lion tamer's forbidden birch battery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	blurry jittery chilly hardened Newton's ebony epee	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	auspicious knitted weeping willow wand of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	cyan manspreader's vibrating studded beechwood blowgun	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	miser's chilly energetic maple magnet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	tumbling spinning Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	squat up-at-dawn stiffened Sinatra's hemlock helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	tumbling sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	friendly electrified dance instructor's balsam barrel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	mirror green redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	altered spinning redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	gray resourceful Fonzie's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	asbestos-lined boxer's wormwood wedding ring of the bloodbag of the empath of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	jittery padded ert grey goo ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20
10603	lime green fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	fuchsia Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	frozen Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	nitrogenated huge Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	moldy bouncing Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	deionized activated corrupted mirror mirror Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	upside-down manspreader's Lo Pan's Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	fireproof brawny Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	coward's experienced Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	purple sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	yellow wobbly uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	spinning nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	blue greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	blinking green onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	red onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	maroon onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	teal onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	blurry alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bouncing bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	squat frosty Cargo Cultist Shorts of dire peril of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted squat flask of moonshine	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	scandalous Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's sea-worn candlestick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	improved wet null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	spoiled maroon chocolate chip muffin	4	crappy	
10644	green Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	upside-down gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	spinning grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	skewed greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	galvanized fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	triple-polarized double-anodized triple-quantum boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	concentrated concentrated gray cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	chilled overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	pickled hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	alkaline electrified vacuum-sealed hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	jittery purple Book of Old-Timey Carols of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	Crimbo smile of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	jittery forbidden SalesCo sample kit	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	super-modified anodized alkaline huge huge candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	diffused diffused sugar	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	extra-corrupted jittery gray multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	shellacked plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	tumbling spinning plastic multi-level marketer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	skewed Sinatra's plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	strapping plastic Mirth	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	aromatic plastic Penny	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	blinking tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	pulsating occult neck wreath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	pulsating banded shining star cap	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	tumbling grievous nativity shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	spinning asbestos-lined Tesla myrrh pouch	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	Fonzie's frankincenser of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	blue squat greedy gilded trumpet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	quilted &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	Newton's wine carrier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	candy bucket of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	pickled flattened prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	ionized enhanced imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	chilled pressed spinning twirling hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	squat government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	huge Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	tumbling Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	huge Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	wobbly food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	teal food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	lightning-fast avaricious fruit bat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	sharpshooter's wholesome tinsel orb	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	lightning-fast slick snowpack	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	medical-grade Satan hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	auspicious Crimbo stockings of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	inspector's cool poncho de azucar	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	spinning fuchsia The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	upside-down upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	pulsating The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	delicious and pepper (stale)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	enchanted mediocre watered-down cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	decent	Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	artisanal barrel-aged eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	jumbo adequate hand-crafted candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	thick bland drive-thru burger	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	mediocre Boulevardier cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	diffused wet Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	enchanted bland fuchsia bowl full of jelly	4	decent	Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	watered-down perfectly mixed Eye and a Twist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	galvanized triple-nitrogenated magnetized Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	bouncing digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	pulsating fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	wobbly Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	huge power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	blinking potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	corrupted battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	extra-enhanced ionized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	moist denatured altered narrow yellow battery (D)	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	unsweetened electrified battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	extra-chilled ghostly battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	warmed squat fuchsia battery (car)	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	ghostly cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	wobbly marshmallow	0		
10747	smooth triple-distilled marshmallow bomb	10	awesome	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	blinking shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	modified activated short beer	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	moist skewed short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	diffused denatured short stick of butter	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	denatured non-oxidized short glass of water	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	quadruple-concentrated quadruple-ionized cyan short	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	jittery Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	wobbly quantum of familiar	0		
10759	Fonzie's cool familiar scrapbook	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	huge clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	gray Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked fedora-mounted fountain of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: 12, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	mirror stanky Oprah's rosy-cheeked sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	nippy Tesla thinker's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	blue upside-down skewed rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	spinning rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	yummy jumbo wobbly fire crackers	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	spinning yellow stylish Catherine Wheel of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	ghostly rocket boots of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	stanky ruddy sparkler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	mirror Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	enhanced triple-improved pickled green mirror Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	boiled The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	frozen frozen triple-colloidal skewed fuchsia Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	modified twirling Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	cold-filtered extra-tarnished twirling pulsating Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	green fireproof extra-large utility candle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	tumbling miser's runed taper candle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	friendly ruddy Socratic novelty sparkling candle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	prompt Abracandalabra of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	fuchsia executive clever extra-wide head candle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	liquefied pulsating natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	corrupted huge rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	double-polymerized concentrated wet narrow banana candle	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	nitrogenated concentrated ear candle	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	galvanized quadruple-frozen green ghostly votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	cool water candle	0		Moxie: +5, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	educational B. L. A. R. T.	0		Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	spinning literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	shaking green rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	spinning pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	therapeutic personal trainer's smartaleck's wizardly industrial fire extinguisher of doom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	wobbly The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	blurry ghostly bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	Jeselnik's hale padded Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	adequate small bread man	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	rotten plain candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	adequate maroon flour cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	shaking razor-sharp plastic food lab	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	smartaleck's plastic chem lab	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	tumbling stanky plastic primary lab	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	Annie Oakley's plastic Cheer Core	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	spinning packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	wobbly careful ice crown of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	olive mansplainer's manspreader's jeans of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: 25, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	auspicious Da Vinci's Socratic ice wrap	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	tiny decent tofu pop	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	low-calorie flavorless squat bowl of prescription candy	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	rotten fishcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	rotten bone broth	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	bland red star pop	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	mediocre Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	special smooth blinking Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	awesome	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	mediocre weak blinking Doc's Limbering Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	delicious Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	altered Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	denatured blinking Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	modified purple Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	diluted tumbling fuchsia squat Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	oxidized anodized pickled shaking anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	dry wet blue anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	extra-galvanized frozen mirror anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	anodized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	polymerized non-adjusted mirror anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	altered anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	acceptable Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	stale snack-sized bread pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	tolerable spirit-forward clear Russian	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	tumbling gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	upside-down goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	wobbly cozy scarf of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	jumbo yummy huge Crimbo cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	super-magnetized modified fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	perfumed third ear	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	ghostly poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	blue Sherlock's peppermint-scented socks	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	tumbling projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	red depleted Crimbonium football helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	decent small spinning &quot;caramel&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	blinking medical-grade self-repairing earmuffs	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	sinister carnivorous potted plant	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	yule hatchet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	huge yummy lab-grown meat	8	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	purple dog trainer's fleece	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	wobbly teal blinking cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	bouncing censurious pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	prompt horrifying can of mixed everything of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	squat Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	flavorless maroon meatball	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	maroon refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	vaporized fried air	1		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	blue carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	altered lime green mirror astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 10
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	perfumed scorching magnifying glass of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	watered-down lousy void lager	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	big flavorless fancy huge void burger	5	decent	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	wizardly void shard of the dark arts of chilblains of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	blue blurry cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	blurry baleful combat lover's locket	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	tumbling undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	flame-retardant Jim Carey's smooth unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	green narrow MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	moist galvanized altered spinning emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	sharpshooter's survival knife	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	huge blinking smooth crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Moxie: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	Van der Graaf headlamp	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	Jeselnik's clever thermal blanket of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	yellow shaking ruddy atlas of local maps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	alkaline mirror spare battery	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	blue space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	super-denatured chilled red single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	vacuum-sealed corrupted tumbling gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	low-calorie adequate 20-lb can of rice and beans	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	tasty narrow wobbly expired MRE	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	normal huge cool mint precipice bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	special moldy lime green carrot cake precipice bar	3	crappy	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	cyan The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	foul-smelling banded June cleaver of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	practically non-alcoholic delicious Dad's brandy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	blue mirror spinning censurious scandalous teacher's pen	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	tasty fire-roasted lake trout	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	big rotten guilty sprout	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	lion tamer's mother's necklace of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	improved pressed trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	pickled wet corrupted savings bond	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	huge designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	dried huge sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	squat stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	blinking dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	ghostly nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	shaking blue medical-grade pterodactyl rifle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	blinking dinosaur dart	0		
10941	polymerized anodized Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 43
10942	mirror tumbling dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	green avaricious camouflage vest	0		Meat Drop: +30
10944	narrow Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	frosty awkward dinosaur research harness of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
10948	reflective vest of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
10949	steel-toed dinosaur	0		Damage Reduction: 9
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	ghostly packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	clever Jurassic Parka of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	aerosolized skewed upside-down autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	perfectly mixed pulsating AutumnFest ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	huge electrified razor-sharp brawny autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	mirror zippy wool ribald ruddy autumn debris shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	flavorless autumn-spice donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	cold-filtered frozen autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	resourceful wholesome autumn leaf pendant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	denatured autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	deionized nitrogenated quadruple-Vulcanized autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	ghostly familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	lousy Oopsie IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	gray skewed Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	lime green St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	adequate ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	stale gigantic Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	9	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	stale low-calorie roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	low-calorie bland St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	normal special Pete's wiley whey bar	4	good	Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	delicious red Pete's rich ricotta	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	lousy boozy Boris's beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	decent honey bun of Boris	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	rotten enchanted bouncing Boris's bread	3	crappy	Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	pulsating upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	red Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	cyan Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	stale half-sized baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	small rotten plain calzone	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	small normal roasted vegetable focaccia	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	normal gigantic Pizza of Legend	8	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	massive flavorless Calzone of Legend	8	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	shaking Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	teal cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	normal Deep Dish of Legend	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	ghostly frightening prohie's hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	quantum wet imported taffy	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	perfumed fortified Charleston shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	spinning rare oboe of Leguizamo of terror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	ghostly thinker's bullet necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	miniature spoiled swamp haunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	coward's gator shades of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	lousy Charleston Choo-Choo	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	acceptable watered-down Velvet Veil	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	watered-down tolerable mirror Marltini	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	high-proof delicious twirling Strong, Silent Type	10	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	weak mediocre Mysterious Stranger	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	drinkable purple Champagne Shimmy	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	flame-wreathed ceramic cestus of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	Usain Bolt's deadly ceramic centurion shield of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	cyan scandalous ceramic celery grater of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	upside-down sizzling ceramic celsiturometer of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	steel-toed studded ceramic cerecloth belt of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	horrifying lion tamer's coward's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	denatured mirror spinning ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	polarized wobbly extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 65
11028	horrifying ruddy smooth chiffon chevrons	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	twirling Fonzie's chiffon chapeau of vim and vigor of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	Usain Bolt's lion tamer's hardened chiffon chamberpot	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	chiffon chemise of the dark arts of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	wobbly knitted healthy educational chiffon chakram	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	executive educational chiffon chaps of horror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	vaporized chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	super-cold-filtered bouncing chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 35
11036	rotten immense chocomotive	9	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	decent massive freightcake	7	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	high-proof hand-crafted fuchsia cabooze	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	tumbling plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	friendly plastic passenger car	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	olive sinister plastic dining car	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	green nippy Sinatra's plastic coal car	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	beefcake's plastic locomotive	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	upside-down packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	green Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	skewed Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	dry twirling cyan Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 14
11051	tarnished super-aerosolized activated mirror pulsating Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 53
11052	super-chilled lime green Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 51
11053	alkaline adjusted Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 27
11054	corrupted double-dry Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 57
11055	oxidized dry Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 18
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	upside-down flame-retardant Trainbot harness	0		Hot Resistance: +1
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	censurious Annie Oakley's beefcake's head-mounted Trainbot	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	ribald hardy shellacked leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	red supercharged experienced smartaleck's shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	squat skewed Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	hand-crafted high-proof purple dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	9	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	bouncing Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	spoiled ghostly honey-drenched ham slice	4	crappy	
11071	lousy irresponsibly strong mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	7	decent	
11072	massive spoiled wobbly ghostly Crimbo food scraps	8	crappy	
11073	pulsating arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	upside-down blurry Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	stale special steamed oyster	4	decent	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 15
11079	mirror really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	skewed deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	upside-down steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	blinking crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	wobbly crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	strong drinkable Crimbosmopolitan	5	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	moldy gigantic Crimbo dinner	9	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	squat The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	ghostly grubby wool	0		
11092	aromatic slick grubby wool hat of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
11093	shellacked dangerous grubby wool scarf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
11094	fuchsia forbidden grubby wool trousers of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11095	squat squat prompt arcane researcher's Da Vinci's grubby wool gloves of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	mediocre triple-distilled nice warm beer	7	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	blue Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	modified fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	jittery molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	tumbling gray chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	stale cyan blinking pixel bread	4	decent	
11113	drinkable watered-down pixel whiskey	2	good	
11114	jittery pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	vacuum-sealed ionized glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	liquefied mushroom	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	dry pulsating five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	tasty super good fruit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	boiled bouncing energized spores	1		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	lime green asbestos-lined curative hot pepper	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	flattened moist out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	boiled fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	frozen non-galvanized flapper fly	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	bad fancy practically non-alcoholic ghostly shot of wasp venom	1	decent	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	cold-filtered pressed double-moist filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	polarized improved liquefied jittery shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	non-vacuum-sealed unsweetened moist olive pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	activated colloidal Vulcanized squat pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	electrified galvanized narrow angry agate	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	enhanced ionized shaking lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	stale big shadow sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	Lo Pan's shadow skin of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	Vulcanized shadow flame	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	yummy shadow bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	narrow shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	aged extra-dry shadow fluid	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	tolerable shadow venom	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	distilled jittery shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	curative sage shadow stick of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	Jeselnik's supercharged bat paw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25
11148	flame-wreathed uncursed bat paw	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11149	blurry bouncing personal trainer's weightlifter's goblin cape of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11150	ghostly frightening uncursed goblin cape	0		Spooky Damage: +5
11151	yellow mansplainer's dragon wishbone of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15
11152	squat uncursed dragon wishbone of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
11153	lightning-fast flame-retardant fortified stats of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
11154	frightening uncursed stats	0		Spooky Damage: +5
11155	cyan reassuring arcane orb of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1
11156	uncursed arcane orb of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
11157	squat machete of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
11158	green uncursed machete of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	hardened padded medallion of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Food Drop: +100
11162	ghostly purple Usain Bolt's uncursed medallion	0		Initiative: +80
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	bouncing Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	ghostly closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	skewed shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	blinking shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shaking shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	pulsating shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	mirror Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	fuchsia gravedigger's friendly shadow chef's hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	stanky coward's rosy-cheeked shadow trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	blurry rock-hard shadow hammer of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	chaotic medical-grade smooth shadow monocle	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shaking shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	rotten miniature gray shadow hot dog	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	drinkable twirling shadow martini	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	compressed shadow pill	1		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 15
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	adjusted pulsating narrow shadow candy	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 11
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	purple replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	tumbling replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	blue replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	skewed replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	squat wobbly curative replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Experience: +3, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	narrow aromatic Fonzie's replica bottle-rocket crossbow of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	spinning up-at-dawn sharpshooter's beefcake's replica navel ring of navel gazing of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	teal vibrating Sinatra's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	narrow knitted occult extremely unsafe replica haiku katana	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	wobbly mansplainer's sharpshooter's replica Elvish sunglasses of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	grievous Fonzie's brawny replica Greatest American Pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
11210	purple replica organ grinder	0		
11211	scandalous veiny deadly replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
11212	inspector's gravedigger's shellacked replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	up-at-dawn replica plastic vampire fangs of chilblains of doom	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	aromatic replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	mirror replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	spinning replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	wobbly shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	blue mansplainer's energetic Sinatra's Cincho de Mayo of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	squat red replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	jittery replica puck	0		
11229	olive replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	shaking replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	twirling spinning green replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	gray replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	spinning replica space planula	0		
11236	tumbling replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	green replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	jittery inspector's gravedigger's manspreader's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	blinking shaking careful MacGyver's Rosewater's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
11242	rosewater-soaked mansplainer's Lo Pan's medical-grade rock-hard padded wizardly replica hewn moon-rune spoon of Calamity Jane of extreme caution of courage of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	shaking twirling replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	mansplainer's clever medical-grade slick thinker's replica Powerful Glove	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	green Sherlock's Lo Pan's Oprah's smartaleck's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25
11246	upside-down up-at-dawn lard-coated Jeselnik's curative brawny replica industrial fire extinguisher of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	huge replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	green crafty supercool replica Jurassic Parka	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	tumbling replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	asbestos-lined dangerous personal trainer's thinker's replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	green greasy dog trainer's extremely unsafe grievous &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 150, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	blurry fortified Socratic pro skateboard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	red Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	hale Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	twirling scorching coward's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	spinning Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	purple jittery Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	denatured magnetized dry scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	squat Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	skewed Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	moist ionized scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	fuchsia Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	narrow green spinning Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	drinkable practically non-alcoholic gray Sexy Cosmo	1	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	ghostly toasty careful Socratic red-soled high heels	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	normal immense cyburger	6	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	pulsating chaotic ncle leg	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
11287	green double-paned medical-grade rutabuga bag	0		Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11288	green Van der Graaf mesquito proboscis	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11289	educational senate fly thorax	0		Experience: +1
11290	ionized aerosolized gray shaking bug juice	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 23
11291	spider leg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11292	wobbly Usain Bolt's beetle antenna	0		Initiative: +80
11293	foul-smelling mantis skull	0		Stench Damage: +10
11294	dry colloidal chitin powder	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 42
11295	bouncing electrified daddy shortlegs leg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11296	blinking resourceful birdybug antenna of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
11297	studded razor-sharp kilopede skull	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80
11298	ionized double-nitrogenated huge haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
11299	nitrogenated cold-filtered green chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 62
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	cyan claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	olive souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	ghostly replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	huge flavorless watermelon	10	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	twirling water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	green thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	stale waffle	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	educational cat o' nine teeth of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	narrow beefy tooth cap of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	asbestos-lined experienced toothy trousers	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	spoiled banana split	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	bouncing handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	mediocre watered-down bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	prompt executive clever baywatch	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	jittery Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	bouncing consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	teal residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	dehydrated ghostly concentrated cooking	1		
11329	diluted skewed squat meat	1		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 40
11330	vaporized lime green sparkling orb	1		
11331	dehydrated blurry hardening cream	1		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 45
11332	dried mirror pulsating pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	blue Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	liquefied sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 17
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	spinning A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	teal inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	narrow wobbly manspreader's rake	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	bouncing autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	pulsating forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	shaking healthy experienced autumnal aegis	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	altered electrified distilled resin	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	twirling super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	wobbly lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	gray tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	supercharged impromptu torch of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	blurry nasty studded fig leaf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	careful smoldering drape of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	frightening frosty Temple Grandin's mansplainer's Oprah's rock-hard leaf crown	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	low-calorie normal leafy browns	1	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	quadruple-frozen frozen autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	frozen shaking coping juice	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	gravedigger's electrified ruddy razor-sharp candy cane sword cane of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	maroon Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	ghostly handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	blurry Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	blurry blinking Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	immense adequate pickled bread	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	gigantic adequate tumbling salted mutton	6	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	toothsome half-sized corned beet	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pulsating pulsating pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	spinning wobbly pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	mirror maroon wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	yummy peppermint donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	razor-sharp Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	dance instructor's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	spinning Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	bouncing wobbly Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	lousy Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	jittery Crimbuccaneer lantern of Leguizamo of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	olive Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	pulsating cool Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	fuchsia wobbly blurry Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	baleful Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	concentrated magnetized Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	avaricious therapeutic Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	purple skewed miser's Elf Guard insignia (general) of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	delicious Crimbow Rainbo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	mirror upside-down Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	ghostly Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	fireproof stiffened Elf Guard broom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	skewed lard-coated grievous Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	blinking Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	spirit-forward aged old-school pirate grog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	snack-sized decent grog nuts	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	smelly dangerous sawed-off blunderbuss of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	bad watered-down squat officer's nog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	spinning peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	toothsome bite-sized wobbly sundae ration	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	decent peppermint tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	stale lime green whalesteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	blurry Jeselnik's hale grievous whalegun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	energetic dangerous Elf Guard clipboard of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	olive shaking pegfinger of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	bad squat and claret	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	quilted Elf Guard and beret	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	blinking medical-grade rosy-cheeked baleful shipwright's hammer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	padded sinister gunwale of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	ruddy Kelflar vest of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	dry deionized gray whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	aromatic mansplainer's Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	nippy Fonzie's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	mirror censurious quilted Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	skewed Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	pulsating manspreader's grievous massive wrench of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	shaking ribald coward's brown pirate pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	teal jittery Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	huge red The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	blinking purple punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	tumbling flame-wreathed supercharged grievous groovy Elf dessert spoon of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	sinister wicked Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Spell Damage: 15, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	skewed Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	free boots of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	foul-smelling baleful Socratic Elvish underarmor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	wizardly Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	stale sugarplum ration	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	stale narrow blue tumbling upside-down gingerbread nylons	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	rotten yellow rum-soaked fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	spoiled jumbo lime	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	fancy spoiled upside-down gingerbread pirate	3	crappy	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	spoiled fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	tolerable practically non-alcoholic mulled wine	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	drinkable Swedish coffee	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	lousy high-proof canteen of eggnog	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	high-proof hand-crafted hot wine	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	practically non-alcoholic acceptable blinking Jamaican coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	acceptable flask of egggrog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	upside-down Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	ghostly huge pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	watered-down artisanal teal yule grog	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	adequate twirling wet tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	adequate spinning whalecake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	wicked Samson's gunwale whalegun of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	watered-down mediocre and claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	blurry mirror reassuring Elf Guard squirtgun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	ghostly shaking chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	fortified sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	Da Vinci's sage replica Elf Guard medal of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	blinking Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	squat prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	fireproof frightening Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	family-friendly manspreader's Tesla barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	quilted forbidden Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	squat Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	jittery lime green The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	ionized super-ionized military candy cane	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 68
11503	non-denatured groggipop	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 50
11504	hardy moss mace of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	zippy Socratic moss megaphone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	mirror manspreader's resourceful moss medal	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	blinking flame-wreathed moss mitre of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	lime green Rosewater's moss mantle of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	miser's moss marlinspike of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	diluted moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	warmed moss floss	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 54
11512	mirror adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	pulsating adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	dehydrated blinking adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	deionized denatured adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 45
11520	therapeutic healthy crepe paper phrygian cap of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	pulsating inspector's Jack Frost's lion tamer's crepe paper parachute cape	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	brainy beefy crepe paper pie clip of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	blurry sizzling crepe paper puzzle cube of the scaredy-cat of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	squat lightning-fast Jack Frost's lion tamer's crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	skewed Jack Frost's savvy crepe paper polka charm of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	diluted lime green pulsating crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	dry enhanced spinning crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 38
11528	wobbly aromatic quilted petrified wood war pike	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	perfumed petrified wood waist protector of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	censurious Lo Pan's petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	arcane researcher's experienced petrified wood water purifier	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	asbestos-lined veiny petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	rock-hard padded petrified wood walking pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	vaporized squat blurry gray petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	dry petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 67
11536	artisanal spinning cybeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	blue baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	green googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	blurry Fonzie's Crimbuccaneer war standard of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	skewed supercool Elf Guard war standard of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	narrow curative smartaleck's strapping spring shoes	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	ionized dry corrupted tumbling ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	irradiated dry crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	blinking smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	narrow triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	ghostly high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	pulsating ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	skewed quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	red quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	skewed quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	shaking auspicious motion sensor	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
11559	tumbling focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	blinking packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	Everfull Dart Holster of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	wobbly research fragment	0		
11563	skewed Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	skewed boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	Jeselnik's nasty rock-hard experienced wizardly Apriling band helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	auspicious family-friendly padded Apriling band saxophone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	censurious toasty dance instructor's Apriling band quad tom of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	blinking flame-retardant hale arcane researcher's personal trainer's Apriling band tuba of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	scorching curative veiny personal trainer's slick cool Apriling band staff	0		Moxie: 15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	upside-down boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	narrow tumbling Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	half-sized moldy yam	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	drinkable yam martini	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	drinkable sweet potato o' mine	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	artisanal Southern yam	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	drinkable wobbly sweet potato punch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	diet bland blue Mayam spinach	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	super-sized yummy yam and swiss	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	MacGyver's therapeutic yam cannon of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	gray pulsating yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	blinking yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	blinking up-at-dawn Jack Frost's vibrating furry yam buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	curative padded yamtility belt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	decent yam slider	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	snack-sized tasty yam mayo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	decent blinking squat yam burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	upside-down visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	red aviator goggles	0		
11593	twirling Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	snack-sized decent upside-down mini kiwi	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	hale slick brainy mini kiwi bikini	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	watered-down perfectly mixed mini kiwitini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	scandalous stiffened boxer's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	huge olive mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	flavorless snack-sized spinning fuchsia mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	drinkable squat mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	colloidal enhanced altered yellow mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	anodized altered chilled blinking mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	arcane researcher's Herculean mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	upside-down mini kiwi icepick of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	diffused colloidal mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	bouncing protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	bouncing protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	mirror protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	medical-grade Sinatra's Fonzie's messenger bag RNA	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	squat proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	delicious jumbo twirling bacteria bisque	5	awesome	
11619	bland blurry ciliophora chowder	4	decent	
11620	normal cream of chloroplasts	4	good	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	purple flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	ghostly unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	red extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	twirling gravedigger's sizzling toasty grievous Socratic tearaway pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: 15, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	blinking baby bodyguard	0		
11632	ghostly cyan Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	fuchsia Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	maroon tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	maroon Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	blue Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	jittery Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	bouncing beefcake's blade of dismemberment	0		Muscle: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	wobbly Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	jittery Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	red structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	curative dangerous embers-only jacket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	mansplainer's bembershoot	0		Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	flavorless half-sized mirror wheel of camembert	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	upside-down razor-sharp stylish hat of remembering of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	skewed throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	upside-down head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	ghostly photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	wobbly boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	jittery scandalous bat wings of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	blue blinking ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	friendly resourceful monocle on a stick	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	skewed wobbly lard-coated plastic pipe of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	ruddy slick fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	pulsating steel-toed stiffened bow tie	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	shaking clever veiny fake huge beard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	narrow greasy astronaut helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	jittery Jeselnik's feather boa of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	resourceful Sheriff badge of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	gravedigger's Sheriff pistol of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	maroon coward's Sheriff moustache of terror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	lard-coated photo booth supply list of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	blue peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	skewed skewed tie-dye headband	0		
11674	delicious whirled peas	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	adequate peaza	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	squat peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	boiled skewed drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	powdered teal blurry huge blinking Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	gray quantized familiar	0		
11680	skewed quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	blinking quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	liquefied vacuum-sealed quantum pea brittle	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	delicious maroon peasco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	spoiled piece of cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	red handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	spinning TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	smelly sage deft pirate hook	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	lightning-fast clever iron tricorn hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	Usain Bolt's jolly roger flag	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	narrow pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	aged skewed tankard of spiced rum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	drinkable tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	blue rosy-cheeked governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	razor-sharp governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	olive slick governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	sharpshooter's chili powder cutlass	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	stale Aztec tamale	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	ruddy groggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	huge anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	narrow razor-sharp supercool silky pirate drawers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	super-concentrated peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	tolerable gray hard cocoa	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	stale upside-down salmagumdi	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	wholesome plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	razor-sharp supercool plastic Colonel Brando	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	vibrating plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	tumbling tumbling strapping plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	pulsating Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	shaking Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	blurry pulsating Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	normal snack-sized coney haunch	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	non-diffused super-moist dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	perfectly mixed enchanted moai toai	3	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
11725	pulsating ribald Van der Graaf strapping moaiball	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	quadruple-corrupted four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	spinning blinking Lo Pan's sharpshooter's potato jacket of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	narrow traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	mirror Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	steel-toed razor-sharp military orb	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	ionized cold-filtered polymerized red rum ball	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 49
11733	huge gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	fuchsia thinker's gravyskin hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	zippy gravyskin buckler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	wobbly greedy shellacked gravyskin skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	squat gravyskin pants of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	non-chilled Vulcanized purple crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	stale snack-sized blurry spinning room scale bean casserole	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	mirror fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ghostly ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	Rosewater's boxer's perfect Christmas scarf of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	savvy boxer's snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	moist alkaline LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	Sinatra's Congressional Medal of Insanity of the storm of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	mediocre boozy Easter grasshopper	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	mediocre Irish eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	aged red canteen of jungle juice	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	lousy turchucken	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	acceptable twirling mechanically-mulled cider	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	tolerable purple holiday trip around the world	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	massive adequate chocolate ostrich egg	10	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	spoiled small beef and cabbage	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	normal candy rations	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	flavorless double-candied yams	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	rotten snack-sized Christmas ham	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	decent snack-sized holiday smorgasbord	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	healthy bejazzled eyepatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	blurry huge Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	upside-down blinking How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	teal shaking Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	mirror Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	tumbling prompt perfumed arcane researcher's boxer's egg gun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	flame-retardant double-paned crafty slick army helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	upside-down napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	moldy snack-sized Thanksgiving ration	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	triple-distilled fancy aged Easter eggnog	6	awesome	Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	compressed clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	knitted nasty veiny occult nylon Christmas stockings	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	extra-pickled deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	squat foul-smelling toasty McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	mirror mirror gray knitted smelly veiny McHugeLarge left pole	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	sinister McHugeLarge right pole of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	purple manspreader's McHugeLarge left ski of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	cyan skewed skewed wicked smartaleck's McHugeLarge right ski	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	fuchsia blurry 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	vaporized bouncing eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	purple dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	fuchsia dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	mirror dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	gray mirror spinning retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	narrow CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	shaking 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	upside-down logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	altered psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	spinning dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	twirling purple dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	cyan dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	maroon dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	mirror STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	tumbling insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	ghostly hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	lime green geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	blinking virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	lime green ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	diffused synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 57
11834	magnetized concentrated iDrops	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 66
11835	huge lime green shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	blinking toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	blinking heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	green ghostly chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	squat huge plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	upside-down heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	squat narrow stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	huge phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	wobbly grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	wobbly bouncing cyan sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	blinking huge jittery carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	ghostly mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	mirror upside-down Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	diluted ghostly scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	lime green table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	tolerable pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	vaporized lime green jittery phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	squat unironic knife	0		
11870	twirling teal bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	mixed bouncing tumbling narrow leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	stale Heck ramen	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	normal burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	moldy small beer brat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	small normal bouncing peach pie	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	flavorless massive blinking incredible mini-pizza	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	lousy enchanted irresponsibly strong green Divine sidecar	6	decent	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	drinkable triple-distilled red tangarita sidecar	9	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	bad gimlet sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	practically non-alcoholic acceptable huge vodka stratocaster sidecar	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed prussian cathouse sidecar	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	drinkable fortified pulsating Mon Tiki sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	censurious April Shower Thoughts shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	adjusted wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Three Sheets to the Wind	1	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	yummy pile of wet dates	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	olive papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	squat wet shower cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	experienced wet shower shoes	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	wet shower shorts of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	skewed wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	tarnished Vulcanized wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	extra-chilled non-tarnished cold-filtered wet paperback	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	gray MacGyver's wet shower radio	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	upside-down Temple Grandin's birthday bloon	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11903	altered alkaline twirling jawwetter	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 17
11904	pulsating Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	wobbly narrow mansplainer's veiny hardened Peridot of Peril	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	wool terrycloth turban	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11907	jittery jockey's hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11908	flame-wreathed sharpshooter's hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11909	huge crafty extra-tight skullcap	0		Maximum MP: +10
11910	wobbly veiny sturdy pith helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10
11911	cool bishop's mitre	0		Moxie: +5
11912	tin foil hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
11913	wobbly sinister construction hardhat	0		Spell Damage: +10
11914	imposing pilgrim's hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	narrow stylish bycocket of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11917	blurry Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	jittery exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	narrow blue prompt avaricious Axis helmet	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3
11925	perfumed arcane researcher's Axis fatigues	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5
11926	sharpshooter's Da Vinci's Axis suspenders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	blue really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	jittery chocolate rations	0		
11931	red nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	sizzling grievous smartaleck's Allied Radio Backpack	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	small adequate Skeleton Wars rations	2	good	
11938	lousy skeleton war fuel can	4	decent	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	blinking chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	narrow twirling curative boxer's Allied Forces insignia of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
11945	huge Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	skewed handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	deionized altered Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	nippy bully badge	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	frosty time cop top hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	compressed blurry squat mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	adequate toast with mixed berry jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	stale cup of sugar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	rotten small wobbly Susie's cupcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	green clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	skewed knitted razor-sharp personal trainer's the gun	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	watered-down perfectly mixed wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	shaking really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	bouncing sand penny	0		
11962	maroon undersea surveying goggles of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	perfectly mixed watered-down Ocean-Touched Rum	2	EPIC	
11964	vaporized lime green water-logged pill	1		
11965	adequate jittery kelp puck	4	good	
11966	skewed scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	twirling scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	green waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	pulsating sea gel	0		
11971	concentrated octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 46
11972	blinking durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	mirror Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	nippy dentadent	0		Cold Damage: +10
11986	pulsating lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	executive inspector's rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's grievous beefy blood cubic zirconia	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	modified blurry skewed blood thinner	1		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	artisanal pheromone cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	tiny adequate lime green spinal tapas	1	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	huge pulsating shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	twirling zippy miser's baleful shrunken head	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	delicious upside-down tumbling Smoking Pope	4	awesome	
12053	spoiled prize turkey	3	crappy	
12054	diluted medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 45
12055	bland half-sized full-sized pumpkin pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	bad practically non-alcoholic wobbly vodka cranberry sauce	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	Vulcanized yammed candy	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	stale treasure chestnut	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	drinkable mulled butter rum	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	polymerized irradiated twirling cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	stanky plastic left skeleton arm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	wobbly Annie Oakley's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	olive savvy plastic right skeleton arm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	quilted plastic right skeleton leg	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	pulsating plastic skeleton pelvis of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	angelbone kilt of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	angelbone totem of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	ghostly Jeselnik's Da Vinci's angelbone mantle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	ribald angelbone dice	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	Oprah's angelbone halo of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	powdered angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	pickled biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 17
12076	ghostly Sinatra's stylish devilbone helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	wobbly devilbone greaves of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	beefy devilbone shinguards of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	Herculean devilbone corset	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	miser's chaotic devilbone flute	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	compressed tumbling bouncing devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	quadruple-frozen Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 61
12116	squat burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	bouncing upside-down burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	cyan burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	blurry Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	razor-sharp extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	hand-crafted high-proof Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	tolerable bottle of prize-winning rum	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	jittery narrow stanky toasty Santa-Slayer medal of terror	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	tumbling Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	boiled boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	alkaline vacuum-sealed boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	quantum boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	Oprah's Newton's Herculean smoldering vertebra	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	narrow smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	teal jittery volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	medical-grade Da Vinci's hot boning knife of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	ruddy rosy-cheeked forbidden fistbone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	upside-down Tesla hardened Fonzie's burnt bone belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	experienced scorched skull trophy	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	tasty pulsating wing bone	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	artisanal fancy watered-down weak skeleton venom	2	EPIC	Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	boiled tumbling baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	plastic skeleton rib cage of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	experienced plastic skeleton skull	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	blinking assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	lime green bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	teal Jack Frost's strapping scorched skeleton mask	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	narrow flame-wreathed smooth scorched skeleton shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	mirror scorched skeleton pants of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	teal Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	tumbling Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	mirror blurry Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	blurry Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	teal Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	bouncing Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	extremely unsafe smooth fireproof bonesaw	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	ghostly hale savvy vermiculite shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ship's lantern of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	electrified wicked heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	delicious traditional gingerloaf	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	aged high-proof Scotch and eggnog	10	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	tarnished concentrated upside-down maroon counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	perfectly mixed watered-down teal &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	ghostly crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	normal wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	improved pickled blinking gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 53
12179	supercool glimmering crystal of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	cyan Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	green Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	ghostly 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	bouncing intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	pulsating fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	narrow unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	squat Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	quantum electrified Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	super-nitrogenated double-boiled super-ionized upside-down pulsating Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	ionized ionized super-denatured Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	maroon bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	up-at-dawn Jim Carey's and dress	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	wobbly rock-hard and dress of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	liquefied deionized dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	squat gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	twirling Da Vinci's dinosaur bone club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	Sherlock's boxer's dinosaur skull helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	mirror gravedigger's personal trainer's dinosaur bone corset of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	watered-down hand-crafted wobbly Pork Elf cough syrup	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	blurry Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	delicious tiny rat pizza	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	scorching hoverboard of the empath of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	upside-down Samson's left shark fin of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	upside-down brawny fitness tracking bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	vaporized shaking candy bone	1		
12215	squat wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	normal discarded hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	mediocre most of a beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	squat pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	snack-sized rotten can of tuna	2	crappy	
12227	flavorless alien salad	3	decent	
12228	half-sized rotten ratbatatouille	2	crappy	
12229	small bland tumbling onigiri	2	decent	
12230	adequate huge crudit&eacute;s	9	good	
12231	spoiled immense narrow sauced mutton	9	crappy	
12232	rotten huge purple hot honey ant	9	crappy	
12233	bland tomb aspic	3	decent	
12234	snack-sized adequate shaking later tots	2	good	
12235	flavorless Frutti di Scatoletta	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	adequate spinning Pesto alla Marziano	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	normal immense blinking Arrattabbattabiata	10	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	delicious Orzo di Riso	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	snack-sized adequate Pasta Grimavera	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	rotten blinking Linguini Ubriacapa	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	normal jumbo Formica e Pepe	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	delicious Tubetto Gelatto	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	moldy enchanted pulsating Gnocci Domani	3	crappy	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	bouncing ghostly Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	lime green second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	squat mega helmet	0		
12252	greasy smelly Space Soldier Helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
12253	spoiled jumbo premium turkey leg	5	crappy	
12254	high-proof smooth styrofoam cup of mead	10	awesome	
12255	ghostly deadly sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5
12256	deadly staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5
12257	grievous lute	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	olive double-paned The Wizard's Android of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100
12261	upside-down teal shaking flash paperwad	0		
12262	gray juggling ball	0		
12263	purple banded tactical jester's cap of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	tumbling Rosewater's flimsy plastic helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
12266	narrow dog trainer's flimsy plastic greaves	0		Experience (familiar): +1
12267	stylish flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Moxie: +25
12268	flimsy plastic shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
12269	blinking packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	squat fireproof Portable Laughing Stock of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	slick Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the pedagogue of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
12272	adequate maroon classic banana	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	immense decent watermelon	10	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	decent squat quince	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	pulsating Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	rotten classic banana pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	boiled pressed essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	galvanized teal banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	lousy Aesop Daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	delicious blurry Monkey Congress	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	adequate watermelon pie	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	dry diffused concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	dry polarized Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	tolerable Melonegroni	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Melonade Spritz	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	stale narrow quince pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	super-polarized ghostly ghostly quince quaff	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	galvanized modified Quickquince	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	lousy Quiskey Sour	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	watered-down lousy Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	artisanal pulsating Roth IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	strapping underdraft protection of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	pulsating yellow solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	special rotten low-calorie pulsating soybean futures	1	crappy	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	galvanized housing bubble	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	double-pickled chilled Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 39
12298	Sinatra's stylish financial instrument	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	tumbling greasy experienced hedge fund clippers	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	blinking fortified selling shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	spinning bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	zippy sizzling 401k ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	aerosolized yellow huge invisible hand	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	tarnished moist circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	energized mint	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	yellow savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	dried toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	pickled intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	boiled bouncing liquid asset	1		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	huge cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	bad weak upside-down Malattia Becco Malbec	2	decent	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	blurry Red Team scarf	0		
12321	upside-down meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"