-1	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Petite Porter	8	EPIC	
-2	lousy weak Scrawny Stout	2	decent	
-3	artisanal Infinitesimal IPA	3	EPIC	
-4	artisanal eggnogtini	3	EPIC	
-5	bad practically non-alcoholic skewed candycaine	1	decent	
-6	lousy gray narrow braincracker sweet	3	decent	
-16	mediocre fermented honey	3	decent	
-17	acceptable practically non-alcoholic twirling moons-shine	1	good	
-18	fortified drinkable gin	5	good	
-19	perfectly mixed ecto-nog	3	EPIC	
-20	perfectly mixed enchanted high-proof hot toady	6	EPIC	
-21	fortified perfectly mixed twirling hot choculate	5	EPIC	
-49	artisanal Cyder	4	EPIC	
-50	enchanted weak artisanal Oil Nog	2	EPIC	
-51	aged enchanted irresponsibly strong Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	7	awesome	
-58	acceptable weak blue Grimacider	2	good	
-59	watered-down perfectly mixed Isotope Nog	2	EPIC	
-60	drinkable Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	good	
-70	artisanal fortified Gin and Herring	5	EPIC	
-71	hand-crafted Black and Tan and Red All Over	3	EPIC	
-72	mediocre triple-distilled Antarctic Ice Tea	6	decent	
-76	mediocre twirling CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	decent	
-77	mediocre CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	decent	
-78	bad CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	4	decent	
-82	acceptable practically non-alcoholic enchanted Horseradish-infused Vodka	1	good	
-83	bad olive Jerkitini	4	decent	
-84	hand-crafted Desert Island Iced Tea	4	EPIC	
-88	tolerable practically non-alcoholic huge Crimbo Saketini	1	good	
-89	strong delicious red Crimboku Drop	5	awesome	
-90	tolerable Flaming Crimbo Log	3	good	
-107	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Fortified Eggnog Slurry	1	decent	
-108	tolerable spinning bouncing Hot Buttered Rum	3	good	
-109	artisanal Spicy Hot Chocolate	4	EPIC