1	red shaking seal-clubbing club	0		
2	pulsating seal tooth	0		
3	crafty helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	squat ghostly pasta spoon	0		
6	ravioli hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	spinning saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	purple blurry Jeselnik's disco mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	ghostly stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	powdered fuchsia moxie weed	1		
15	dehydrated strongness elixir	1		
16	boiled teal mirror magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	fancy tasty noodles	4	awesome	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 30
18	lime green tortoise's blessing	0		
19	reassuring asparagus knife	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
20	ghostly squat Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	shaking sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	bouncing ten-leaf clover	0		
25	twirling meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	gray spinning really spider web	0		
29	skewed really really spider web	0		
30	blinking rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Bjorn's Hammer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	blurry wicked Dolphin King's crown	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	squat jittery Knob Goblin scimitar of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
36	Knob Goblin tongs of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
37	purple Jim Carey's viking helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	twirling sinister Knob Goblin pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	lousy practically non-alcoholic ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	lime green worthless gewgaw	0		
45	wobbly worthless knick-knack	0		
46	gray figurine	0		
47	bland hot buttered roll	3	decent	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	moldy bowl of cottage cheese	4	crappy	
50	tumbling Sinatra's Rock and Roll Legend	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	ghostly banjo strings	0		
53	up-at-dawn stone banjo	0		Adventures: +5
54	narrow family-friendly forbidden Disco Banjo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	twirling jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
58	pulsating stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	fuchsia Mace of the Tortoise of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	snack-sized normal fortune cookie	2	good	
62	bouncing chaotic oriole-feather headdress	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	pulsating action figure head	0		
65	olive Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	ghostly twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	Temple Grandin's ruddy Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	purple bar skin	0		
71	stakes of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
72	wobbly barskin hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	fuchsia stick of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
78	supercharged pretty bouquet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
79	huge bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	mediocre ice-cold Willer	4	decent	
82	ring	0		
83	ghostly olive shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	mirror meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	blinking sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	jittery pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	steel-toed basic meat sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9
94	scandalous basic meat pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	personal trainer's basic meat helmet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	stanky dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
97	sinister Da Vinci's pimpin' meat hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	cyan dried face	0		
99	fuchsia meat face	0		
100	upside-down blurry lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	bouncing frosty educational staff	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
104	scarecrow	0		
105	normal half-sized teal bowl of charms	2	good	
106	ketchup	1	decent	
107	catsup	1	awesome	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	Temple Grandin's basic meat staff	0		Familiar Weight: +7
111	lightning-fast basic meat crossbow	0		Initiative: +40
112	blinking rosewater-soaked meatloaf helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	prompt dripping meat sword	0		Adventures: +3
114	dripping meat staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
115	energetic dripping meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
116	tumbling sinister boxer's Bugfinder Blade	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	skewed sprocket	0		
120	blue cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	spinning mirror Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	squat full meat tank	0		
126	bouncing meat engine	0		
127	friendly Gnollish autoplunger	0		Familiar Weight: +3
128	meat pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	blue inspector's third-hand nunchaku	0		Item Drop: +15
130	steel-toed eyepatch	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	ghostly Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	cyan tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	blue ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	spinning dingy dinghy	0		
142	teal anticheese	0		
143	shaking shaking cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	maroon barbed-wire fence	0		
146	lime green dinghy plans	0		
147	maroon boxer's eXtreme meat sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10
148	ghostly auspicious eXtreme meat staff	0		Item Drop: +10
149	electrified eXtreme meat crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
150	sizzling Scalp of Gorgolok of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	shellacked Elder Turtle Shell of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	lion tamer's arcane researcher's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	purple Usain Bolt's grievous Ancient Saucehelm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	blinking knitted fortified Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	shaking family-friendly nasty El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	spinning Dramatic™ range	0		
158	mirror Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	massive decent ghuol egg	7	good	
162	stale ghuol egg quiche	3	decent	
163	upside-down razor-sharp skeleton bone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
164	smart skull	0		
165	twirling narrow skewer	0		
166	blinking ghuol ears	0		
167	bland ghuol-ear kabob	3	decent	
168	blue coward's bone rattle	0		Monster Level: -20
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	upside-down blue lihc eye	0		
171	normal lihc eye pie	3	good	
172	pulsating gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	huge Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	adequate thick uncooked chorizo	5	good	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	shaking narrow brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	thick moldy chorizo taco	5	crappy	
180	watered-down acceptable jittery ice-cold fotie	2	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	narrow fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	teal spinning loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	lard-coated batskin belt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
192	mirror batskin belt	0		
193	jittery birthday candle	0		
194	upside-down wobbly studded Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	upside-down rat whisker	0		
198	blinking rat appendix	0		
199	ghostly ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
200	tasty rat appendix kabob	4	awesome	
201	decent massive bat wing kabob	6	good	
202	miniature normal blue carob chunks	2	good	
203	yellow herbs	0		
204	moldy carob chunk cookies	4	crappy	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	lime green piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	
208	cyan patchouli incense stick	0		
209	bouncing wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	Sherlock's filthy corduroys of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	fuchsia filthy knitted dread sack of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	small stale carob brownies	2	decent	
217	tasty herb brownies	3	awesome	
218	upside-down hemp string	0		
219	tumbling squat lime green necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	mirror greasy gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	yellow Jim Carey's phat turquoise bracelet	0		Monster Level: +25
224	skewed Usain Bolt's eyepatch	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	spoiled special tofu casserole	4	crappy	Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 30
226	vaporized squat squat narrow can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	smelly Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
228	dance instructor's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
229	spinning Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
230	dead guy's watch of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	Lo Pan's Herculean Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	drinkable practically non-alcoholic teal twirling bottle of gin	1	good	
238	lousy bottle of vodka	3	decent	
239	purple MacGyver's grievous Orcish baseball cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	thinker's Orcish cargo shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	jittery Orcish frat-paddle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
242	stale tiny upside-down	1	decent	
243	decent miniature special grapefruit	2	good	Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 20
244	big rotten grapes	5	crappy	
245	flavorless snack-sized olive	2	decent	
246	moldy small tomato	2	crappy	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	perfectly mixed salty dog	3	EPIC	
249	mediocre bloody mary	3	decent	
250	drinkable screwdriver	4	good	
251	mediocre martini	3	decent	
252	tolerable bloody beer	3	good	
253	lousy special shot of schnapps	4	decent	Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 40
254	practically non-alcoholic tolerable shot of grapefruit schnapps	1	good	
255	tolerable practically non-alcoholic fine wine	1	good	
256	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic shot of tomato schnapps	1	EPIC	
257	perfectly mixed extra-spicy bloody mary	4	EPIC	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	bland White Citadel fries	3	decent	
261	bland White Citadel burger	3	decent	
262	toothsome special piece of wedding cake	3	awesome	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 20
263	special rotten chocolate chips	4	crappy	Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 25
264	tiny fancy flavorless chocolate chip cookies	1	decent	Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 50
265	beefcake's satin pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	smooth huge lightning	3	awesome	
267	supercool mullet wig	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	family-friendly sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
270	picket fence	0		
271	vaporized barbell	1		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 40
272	diluted blinking concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 5
273	altered moxie weed	1		
274	shaking Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	shaking mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	denatured extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	distilled jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	boiled upside-down suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	tumbling Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	shaking Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	narrow Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	Oprah's walrus-tusk earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
286	perfumed ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
287	pulsating dog trainer's Boris's ring	0		Experience (familiar): +1
288	twirling potato sprout	0		
289	blinking deadly Jarlsberg's earring	0		Weapon Damage: +5
290	spinning scorching Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Hot Damage: +25
291	inspector's quilted can of maces	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +15
292	blurry rubber axe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
293	spinning auspicious chef's hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	lightning-fast pail	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	demonskin trousers of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	fortified dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	deionized altered cyan tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 35
298	improved lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 51
299	corrupted upside-down skewed pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 20
300	ionized upside-down jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 53
301	blinking flat dough	0		
302	massive rotten ghostly Knob sausage	9	crappy	
303	moldy Knob mushroom	4	crappy	
304	bouncing dry noodles	0		
305	Knob Goblin harem pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Jim Carey's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	activated wet spinning Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 28
308	upside-down olive chilly Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	Knob Goblin elite pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	wobbly narrow fireproof Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Hot Resistance: +3
311	hill of beans	0		
312	pulsating avaricious Knob Goblin visor	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	bouncing energetic Crown of the Goblin King	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	snack-sized moldy bean burrito	2	crappy	
315	flavorless bean burrito	3	decent	
316	flavorless jittery insanely bean burrito	4	decent	
317	half-sized yummy bean burrito	2	awesome	
318	gigantic stale blurry bean burrito	7	decent	
319	bite-sized adequate insanely bean burrito	1	good	
320	spoiled super-sized squat bat haggis	5	crappy	
321	rotten thick menudo	5	crappy	
322	adequate miniature goat cheese	2	good	
323	rotten plain pizza	3	crappy	
324	rotten upside-down fuchsia sausage pizza	3	crappy	
325	bland goat cheese pizza	3	decent	
326	delicious blurry mushroom pizza	4	awesome	
327	twirling blinking goat	0		
328	lousy fancy watered-down bottle of whiskey	2	decent	Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 35
329	blinking avaricious goat beard	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	tolerable Canadian	3	good	
332	small rotten red wobbly lemon	2	crappy	
333	super-sized adequate lime	5	good	
334	Newton's sabre teeth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	executive consolation ribbon	0		Meat Drop: +40
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	frozen dry Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 37
341	irradiated jittery spinning Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 55
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	activated oxidized Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 14
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	upside-down Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	huge scrumptious reagent	0		
347	blinking Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	yellow sage ninja mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	tumbling icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	resourceful Newton's icy-hot katana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50
352	ninja hot pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	narrow green ninja stars	0		
354	occult Socratic nunchaku	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25
355	ghostly eXtreme scarf of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	skewed blinking snowboarder pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	spoiled small gr8ps	2	crappy	
359	adequate thick enchanted t8r tots	5	good	Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 10
360	slick miner's helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	Rosewater's miner's pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	Da Vinci's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
363	ghostly linoleum ore	0		
364	tumbling asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	shaking linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	shaking shaking asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	squat asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	jittery chrome sword hilt	0		
373	pulsating mirror chrome stick	0		
374	huge chrome crossbow string	0		
375	huge linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	tumbling chrome meat stack	0		
378	bouncing foul-smelling linoleum sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10
379	banded linoleum staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100
380	spinning manspreader's groovy linoleum crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10
381	blinking family-friendly asbestos sword of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
382	aromatic reassuring asbestos staff	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
383	skewed blurry nippy fortified asbestos crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10
384	upside-down ribald wizardly chrome sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
385	stylish chrome staff of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25
386	blurry Jack Frost's chrome crossbow of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20
387	blurry fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	sinister meaty helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	electrified asbestos helmet turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	frightening linoleum helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	double-paned chrome helmet turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	lime green penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	flame-wreathed penguin shorts	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	mirror Newton's yakskin pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	spinning dog trainer's hippopotamus pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	supercool eXtreme mittens	0		Moxie Percent: +20
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	shaking Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	Tesla swashbuckling pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	jittery flame-wreathed shoulder parrot	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
404	acoustic guitarrr of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	squat tumbling pirate skull	0		
408	blurry pirate skeleton	0		
409	blurry shaking vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	sk8board of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
411	spinning Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	Jeselnik's Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
414	tumbling crowbarrr of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
415	shaking lion tamer's leotarrrd	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	slick safarrri hat	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	pickled modified henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 16
418	quantum blurry Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 50
419	unsweetened serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 37
420	altered anodized aerosolized narrow tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 40
421	adjusted double-polymerized unsweetened philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 56
422	adjusted quantum potion of potency	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 51
423	triple-adjusted activated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 61
424	concentrated ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 56
425	polarized bouncing lime green oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 19
426	magnetized extra-electrified blurry potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 28
427	upside-down healthy box	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Wiki Name: "box"
428	ghostly nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	huge beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	bouncing acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	ruddy clown shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 25
432	maroon smelly bloody clown pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	upside-down balloon helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	fortified balloon sword of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 50
436	shaking balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	huge chef-in-the-box	0		
439	olive ghostly bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	cyan chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	maroon bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	green beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	mirror supercool box-in-the-box	0		Moxie Percent: +20
446	tumbling nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	wholesome box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
448	purple reassuring resourceful foolscap fool's cap	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	teal mansplainer's clown nose	0		Monster Level: +15, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	bouncing narrow disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	normal half-sized jumbo olive	2	good	
456	smooth weak dry martini	2	awesome	
457	healthy ye olde golde frontes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	skewed red continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	teal pixel	0		
460	blurry pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	squat pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	spinning blue pixel potion	0		
467	stale huge upside-down jittery pixel pie	4	decent	
468	ruby W	0		
469	blinking yellow wussiness potion	0		
470	practically non-alcoholic delicious Imp Ale	1	awesome	
471	jumbo adequate huge hot wing	5	good	
472	stanky diamond-studded cane	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	tumbling executive crutch	0		Meat Drop: +40
474	cast	0		
475	dog trainer's mask of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	twirling hellion cube	0		
477	upside-down infernal insoles of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	twirling box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	blurry Mr. Container of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	curative Newbiesport™ backpack	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	asbestos-lined hemp backpack	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	hardened Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
487	banded arrrgyle socks	0		Damage Absorption: +100
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	wobbly sizzling mesh cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	twirling fuchsia knitted brawny chaps	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	tumbling ketchup hound	0		
494	wizardly batblade	0		Mysticality: +25
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	decent papaya	3	good	
499	scorching grievous denim axe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
500	blue Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	flavorless thick Elfin shortbread	5	decent	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	stale skewered cat appendix	4	decent	
504	evil arches	0		
505	horrifying gnatwing earring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +25
506	decent Hell broth	3	good	
507	manspreader's thunderrr guitarrr	0		Monster Level: +10
508	spinning sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	moldy thick twirling Boris's key lime pie	5	crappy	
514	bland Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	decent	
515	bland huge Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	9	decent	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	bouncing jittery blue skewed zippy bejeweled accordion strap	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	Van der Graaf kickback cookbook	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	skewed blinking rewinged stab bat	0		
524	tolerable papaya sling	3	good	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	green blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	squat fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	energized altered tarnished skewed spray paint	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 14
531	blue vibrating special sauce glove	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	mirror prompt ladle of mystery	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	shaking purple wobbly abridged dictionary	0		
535	upside-down bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	supercharged f3d0r4	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	spinning wobbly lowercase N	0		
540	pickled skewed Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 47
541	Annie Oakley's brawny draggin' ball hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	sharpshooter's dangerous 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	diet adequate Trollhouse cookies	1	good	
544	tumbling talons of the empath of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
545	flavorless Spam Witch sammich	4	decent	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	twirling 334 scroll	0		
548	jittery blinking 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	spinning 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	spinning 31337 scroll	0		
554	miniature adequate pr0n cocktail	2	good	
555	narrow family-friendly supercharged drywall axe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1
556	huge Pine-Fresh air freshener of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
557	artisanal skewed tumbling whiskey and cola	4	EPIC	
558	moldy tiny enchanted papaya taco	1	crappy	Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 30
559	yellow razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	stale twirling stalk of asparagus	3	decent	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	special aged tumbling Mad Train wine	4	awesome	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 40
565	upside-down hobo gloves of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
566	shaking bum cheek of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	wobbly hermit script	0		
568	decent Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4	good	
569	bite-sized stale Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1	decent	
570	snack-sized bland Chicken Sandwich	2	decent	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	
572	stale snack-sized Children's Meal of the Damned	2	decent	
573	toothsome gray noodles	3	awesome	
574	stale noodles	4	decent	
575	half-sized decent painful penne pasta	2	good	
576	toothsome ravioli della hippy	3	awesome	
577	enchanted stale pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 5
578	rotten Hell ramen	4	crappy	
579	adequate boring spaghetti	3	good	
580	blinking sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	bouncing Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	decent special fettucini Inconnu	3	good	Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 30
584	bland spinning spaghetti with Skullheads	3	decent	
585	miniature delicious gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	awesome	
586	tumbling Usain Bolt's Annie Oakley's ridiculously huge sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +80
587	polarized green blurry super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 39
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	yummy cocoa eggshell fragment	3	awesome	
590	stale maroon cocoa eggshell fragment	4	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	amulet of extreme plot significance of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	cyan titanium assault umbrella	0		Item Drop: +5
597	stanky Mohawk wig	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	cyan the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	Sinatra's pants of the Slug Lord	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	foul-smelling friendly Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10
601	jittery huge Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	olive Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	jittery Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	yellow Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	purple Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	blurry procrastination potion	0		
611	skewed D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	tarnished probability potion	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 59
615	squat upside-down chaos butterfly	0		
616	pulsating furry fur	0		
617	anodized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 68
618	ionized double-alkaline frozen Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 34
619	olive needle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
620	non-vacuum-sealed shaking thin candle	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 26
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	shaking WA	0		
624	skewed NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	huge Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	clever eye	0		Maximum MP: +20
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	purple tumbling experienced furry pants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	disturbing fanfic of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
633	reassuring Rosewater's wolf mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	jittery cool whip	0		
635	padded paper umbrella	0		Damage Absorption: +20
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	shaking wholesome Da Vinci's asshat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	bland special half-sized abominable snowcone	2	decent	Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 15
640	Ent cider	1	EPIC	
641	yummy bouncing toast	3	awesome	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	bland fruitcake	3	decent	
647	jittery ghostly present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	chaotic Crimbo sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	olive sharpshooter's Crimbo hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	frightening Crimbo pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	pulsating chilly exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Cold Damage: +5
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	huge star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	Jim Carey's star sword	0		Monster Level: +25
658	stylish star crossbow	0		Moxie: +25
659	star staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
660	star pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	sizzling star hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	stiffened star buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 1
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	up-at-dawn chilly supercharged steaming evil	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
667	squat green castle map	0		
668	red blinking spiked femur of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
669	flavorless massive enchanted ghuol guolash	9	decent	Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 45
670	beefcake's lihc face	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	Socratic smooth grave robbing shovel	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1
672	miniature stale cranberries	2	decent	
673	practically non-alcoholic artisanal vodka and cranberry	1	EPIC	
674	special hand-crafted gray whiskey	3	EPIC	Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 5
675	skull of the Bonerdagon of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	hardy badass belt	0		Maximum HP: +50
678	bouncing chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	tolerable red skewed roll in the hay	3	good	
680	artisanal slap and tickle	3	EPIC	
681	tolerable special slip 'n' slide	4	good	Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 30
682	hand-crafted weak a sump'm sump'm	2	EPIC	
683	watered-down artisanal horizontal tango	2	EPIC	
684	irresponsibly strong bad pink pony	9	decent	
685	shaking scandalous stanky rosy-cheeked Mr. Shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
686	blinking lion tamer's knuckles	0		Experience (familiar): +2
687	extra-denatured non-dry magnetized blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 20
688	upside-down wool pixel hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	pixel pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	narrow Oprah's pixel sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
691	digital key	0		
692	upside-down Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	studded harem girl t-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80
694	nippy Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Cold Damage: +10
696	frilly shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
697	blurry greasy soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
698	wobbly Samson's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
699	upside-down dangerous pirate shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10
700	sinister filthy hippy poncho	0		Spell Damage: +10
701	red sage floral print shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
702	spinning huge coconut bikini top of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
703	dance instructor's goth kid t-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
704	tumbling tumbling hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	skewed porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	wobbly stanky hamethyst earring of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
712	cyan wool Oprah's ruddy hamethyst necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
713	maroon auspicious hamethyst bracelet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
714	cool hamethyst ring of vim and vigor of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
715	supercharged fortified baconstone earring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
716	upside-down aromatic baconstone pendant of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
717	smartaleck's baconstone bracelet of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
718	prompt rosewater-soaked razor-sharp baconstone ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
719	ribald lion tamer's porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10
720	Herculean thinker's porquoise necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
721	shaking porquoise bracelet of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -25
722	green gravedigger's dog trainer's wizardly porquoise ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
723	moldy jumbo wobbly Knoll mushroom	5	crappy	
724	bland miniature mushroom	2	decent	
725	narrow one million meat pancakes	0		
726	skewed smooth huge mirror shard	0		Moxie: +15
727	pulsating hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	upside-down hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	jittery fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	steel-toed smartaleck's brainy makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Adventure Underwater
735	curative easter egg balloon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	jittery stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	cyan jittery stiffened tambourine	0		Damage Reduction: 1
741	gray broken skull	0		
742	adequate diet skewed Knoll shroomkabob	1	good	
743	half-sized rotten mushroom	2	crappy	
744	non-pressed bouncing hair spray	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 31
746	stat script	0		
747	squat Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	adequate warm mushroom	3	good	
750	adequate gigantic huge mushroom quesadilla	6	good	
751	flavorless fancy cool mushroom	3	decent	Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 30
752	bite-sized spoiled cool mushroom casserole	1	crappy	
753	decent pointy mushroom	3	good	
754	tasty upside-down cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	awesome	
755	tasty mushroom	4	awesome	
756	low-calorie rotten mushroom	1	crappy	
757	massive spoiled mushroom	6	crappy	
758	decent miniature ghost cucumber	2	good	
759	squat dill	0		
760	blinking ghostly vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	strong artisanal especially salty dog	5	EPIC	
763	bouncing ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	yummy super-sized blurry spectral pickle	5	awesome	
765	skewed briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	electrified super-modified polarized tumbling cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 58
768	perfumed spork	0		Stench Resistance: +5
769	Socratic voodoo doll	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
770	energetic Fonzie's basic meat fez	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	fortified foon	0		Damage Absorption: +60
773	jittery nippy Da Vinci's basic meat spork	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +10
774	teal skewed hale sage basic meat foon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	family-friendly kneecapping stick	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
777	tumbling lightning-fast iron pasta spoon	0		Initiative: +40
778	deadly support cummerbund	0		Weapon Damage: +5
779	mirror Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	magnetized tarnished quantum mafia aria	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 15
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	artisanal tumbling Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	stale snack-sized upside-down strawberry	2	decent	
787	perfectly mixed watered-down bottle of rum	2	EPIC	
788	high-proof fancy artisanal strawberry daiquiri	8	EPIC	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 15
789	acceptable fortified rum and cola	5	good	
790	tolerable triple-distilled grog	7	good	
791	forbidden extremely unsafe Mafia bow tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	yellow medical-grade Golden Mr. Accessory	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only
793	ionized energized oil of stability	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 47
794	moist wet corrupted teal oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 25
795	perfectly mixed ghostly Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	upside-down Oprah's Socratic savvy cement shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	lousy practically non-alcoholic mirror rockin' wagon	1	decent	
798	watered-down acceptable jittery ocean motion	2	good	
799	lousy mirror fuzzbump	4	decent	
800	spoiled fancy shaking poutine	4	crappy	Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 25
801	stale tiny Knob stir-fry	1	decent	
804	flavorless massive Knoll stir-fry	10	decent	
805	rotten stir-fry	4	crappy	
806	adequate asparagus stir-fry	3	good	
807	decent lime green olive stir-fry	3	good	
808	normal gigantic Knob sausage stir-fry	9	good	
809	normal cyan bat wing stir-fry	4	good	
810	delicious rat appendix stir-fry	4	awesome	
811	tiny spoiled bouncing huge tofu stir-fry	1	crappy	
812	normal squat pr0n stir-fry	3	good	
813	flavorless enchanted jittery Knob shells	4	decent	Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 35
814	normal blue bätzle	3	good	
815	decent half-sized ratini	2	good	
816	spoiled Knob stroganoff	3	crappy	
817	adequate squat menudo ravioli	3	good	
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	mirror bubbly potion	0		
822	squat smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	lime green effervescent potion	0		
825	upside-down fizzy potion	0		
826	upside-down dark potion	0		
827	maroon murky potion	0		
828	skewed baby killer bee	0		
829	squat anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	stale royal jelly	4	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	sage vorpal blade	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
834	squat Van der Graaf beefy cornuthaum	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	flame-retardant ring of aggravate monster	0		Hot Resistance: +1
836	small bland spinning mind flayer corpse	2	decent	
837	drinkable tumbling Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	greedy Mafia stogie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	hand-crafted Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	Mafia violin case of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	special drinkable boozy tomato daiquiri	5	good	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
842	drinkable irresponsibly strong beertini	6	good	
843	hand-crafted salty slug	3	EPIC	
844	triple-distilled hand-crafted blurry papaya slung	10	EPIC	
845	yellow sharpshooter's MAHI fez	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	bouncing heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	blurry upside-down hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	mirror prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	narrow shaking sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	blurry balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	narrow palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	huge knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	jittery eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	mirror magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	wobbly stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	green shaving cream	0		
867	alkaline aerosolized skewed mirror pine tar	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
869	blurry forest tears	0		
870	huge ruddy fetus-smashing club	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	upside-down Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	ghostly rolling pin	0		
874	mirror unrolling pin	0		
875	wobbly twirling weightlifter's crazy bastard sword of the storm of the brazier	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25
876	pulsating Usain Bolt's medical-grade incredibly dense meat gem of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
877	chaotic Talisman of Baio	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
878	hypnodisk of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
879	warmed dry twirling bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 50
880	padded disbelief suspenders	0		Damage Absorption: +20
881	spinning shaking supportive bra of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	gray maple syrup	1	EPIC	
884	shaking twirling purple scandalous los chinos	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	cyan baleful axe	0		Spell Damage: +25
886	leaflet	0		
887	wobbly leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	balaclava of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	stale narrow balaclava baklava	4	decent	
891	Warehouse 23 bling of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
892	blinking huge scorching supercharged bugbear-smiting sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25
893	drinkable practically non-alcoholic narrow blinking lumbering jack	1	good	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	narrow Fonzie's Ms. Accessory	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only
896	Rosewater's Mr. Accessory Jr. of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only
897	upside-down coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	twirling Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	bouncing smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	acceptable Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	4	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	blurry lard-coated nasty school Mafia knickerbockers of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	pickled red Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 26
906	corrupted tumbling squat Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 62
907	polymerized narrow squat Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 37
908	deionized Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 44
909	nitrogenated chilled dry wobbly Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 65
910	moldy dwarf bread	3	crappy	
911	flattened shaking Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 60
912	galvanized pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 37
913	nitrogenated spinning kobold	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 45
914	skewed hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	wobbly narrow yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	fuchsia intergalactic pom poms of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
917	spinning Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	bouncing smooth Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	pulsating sharpshooter's Radio Free Pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	squat Radio Free Foil of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	normal radio button candy	3	good	
922	hardened severed rocking horse head	0		Damage Reduction: 3
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	jittery dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	irradiated teal Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 24
927	tolerable weak Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	blinking fuzzy bracelets of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
929	sizzling arse-shooting crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +10
931	drinkable spiced rum	3	good	
932	bad wobbly eggnog	4	decent	
933	small rotten candy cane	2	crappy	
934	immense spoiled gingerbread bugbear	6	crappy	
935	curative imitation nice watch	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	stylish plastic sword	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	tumbling small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	jittery bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	groovy bowler	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	rosewater-soaked bow staff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	dangerous bowlegged pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	tumbling skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	ghostly skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	artisanal teal martini	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	delicious grogtini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	drinkable high-proof special huge cherry bomb	8	good	Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2004-12"
951	twirling extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	hockey mask of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	yellow chilly fez of etymology	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	adequate carob chunk noodles	3	good	
957	diet moldy special chorizo brownies	1	crappy	Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 30
958	thick stale chocolate and tomato pizza	5	decent	
959	tumbling flange	0		
960	huge clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	shaking velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	experienced plastic seal clubber of courage	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +3
964	jittery stanky stylish plastic turtle tamer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
965	scorching sizzling plastic pastamancer	0		Hot Damage: 35
966	savvy plastic sauceror of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
967	smooth plastic disco bandit of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
968	asbestos-lined rock-hard plastic accordion thief	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5
969	toasty plastic mosquito	0		Hot Damage: +5
970	shaking yellow plastic leprechaun of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
971	careful plastic levitating potato	0		Monster Level: -10
972	gravedigger's plastic angry goat	0		Spooky Damage: +10
973	blinking plastic sabre-toothed lime of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
974	double-paned plastic fuzzy dice	0		Cold Resistance: +5
975	greedy plastic pirate skeleton	0		Meat Drop: +20
976	plastic barrrnacle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
977	jittery blurry plastic howling balloon monkey of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
978	plastic stab bat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
979	jittery wobbly friendly plastic grue	0		Familiar Weight: +3
980	plastic blood-faced volleyball of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
981	plastic ghuol whelp of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
982	narrow rosewater-soaked plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Stench Resistance: +3
983	ghostly rock-hard plastic cocoabo	0		Damage Reduction: 5
984	tumbling plastic star starfish of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
985	ghostly Temple Grandin's plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Familiar Weight: +7
986	blue plastic killer bee of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
987	plastic Cheshire bat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
988	forbidden plastic coffee pixie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
989	beefcake's plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
990	plastic hermit of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
991	bouncing double-paned foul-smelling plastic Boris of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
992	Oprah's Rosewater's plastic Jarlsberg	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5
993	upside-down ribald chaotic Newton's plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
994	plastic Susie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
995	delicious bouncing Lucky Surprise Egg	3	awesome	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	bouncing maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	tumbling perfumed Xlyinia's notebook	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1003	soda water	0		
1004	aged distilled bottle of tequila	5	awesome	
1005	hand-crafted boxed wine	3	EPIC	
1006	rotten half-sized cherry	2	crappy	
1007	spinning ghostly huge careful coconut shell	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	ice cubes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1009	lousy high-proof red vodka martini	9	decent	
1010	acceptable whiskey and soda	3	good	
1011	aged monkey wrench	4	awesome	
1012	mediocre tequila sunrise	3	decent	
1013	strong hand-crafted margarita	5	EPIC	
1014	tolerable strawberry wine	3	good	
1015	tolerable weak wine spritzer	2	good	
1016	extra-dry tolerable shaking perpendicular hula	5	good	
1017	mediocre ducha de oro	4	decent	
1018	artisanal strong calle de miel	5	EPIC	
1019	delicious teal dry vodka martini	3	awesome	
1020	watered-down drinkable old-fashioned	2	good	
1021	mediocre irresponsibly strong shaking tequila with training wheels	8	decent	
1022	weak acceptable sangria	2	good	
1023	boozy tolerable upside-down vesper	5	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	triple-distilled perfectly mixed teal bodyslam	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	acceptable sangria del diablo	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	tumbling whip kit	0		
1028	upside-down buckler buckle	0		
1029	ghostly foul-smelling hippo whip	0		Stench Damage: +10
1030	toasty penguin whip	0		Hot Damage: +5
1031	shaking Samson's yak whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1032	curative gnauga hide whip	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	educational hippo skin buckler	0		Experience: +1
1035	medical-grade penguin skin buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1036	jittery flame-retardant yakskin buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1037	skewed Usain Bolt's gnauga hide buckler	0		Initiative: +80
1038	double-corrupted improved skewed narrow Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 50
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	artisanal special beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 40
1042	lion tamer's string of beads	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1043	teal string of beads of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1044	miser's string of beads	0		Meat Drop: +10
1045	plastic bottle opener of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1046	traffic cone of the blizzard of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	aged N. O. Beer	3	awesome	
1048	altered mirror oyster egg	1		
1049	distilled red jittery oyster egg	1		
1050	diluted oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	compressed shaking narrow oyster egg	1		
1053	twisted fuchsia oyster egg	1		
1054	modified blinking blurry oyster egg	1		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 50
1055	upside-down plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	diluted wobbly wobbly puce oyster egg	1		
1057	compressed pulsating puce oyster egg	1		
1058	twisted puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 15
1059	red puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	altered mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	twisted huge mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	powdered wobbly skewed tumbling mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	vaporized jittery oyster egg	1		
1065	modified oyster egg	1		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 50
1066	dried red tumbling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 30
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	vaporized ghostly oyster egg	1		
1069	dried twirling oyster egg	1		
1070	altered red blinking oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	boiled huge off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	altered narrow off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	boiled gray off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 35
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	denatured gray bouncing oyster egg	1		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
1077	vaporized cyan oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 30
1078	diluted oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	squat oyster basket	0		
1081	spinning emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	jittery gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	fuchsia personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	bouncing clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	bouncing clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	bouncing clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	wobbly clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	blinking clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	huge clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	mirror bouncing clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	twirling nasty clockwork hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	mirror blue scorching clockwork trench coat	0		Hot Damage: +25
1099	Samson's clockwork pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	huge medical-grade gnauga hide chaps	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	fuchsia targeting chip	0		
1103	huge unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	blinking Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	red clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	ghostly clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	huge clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	blinking tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	yellow annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	greasy gravedigger's groovy Stupid University Diploma	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	spinning pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	pulsating twirling inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	tumbling auspicious halfberd	0		Item Drop: +10
1124	small glove	0		
1125	smelly deadly glove of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1126	skewed mirror toothpick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
1127	huge Fonzie's ninja sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1128	jittery teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	steel-toed sequined fez	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	narrow steel-toed star shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1134	jittery cosmetics bag	0		
1135	diffused quadruple-tarnished eyeliner	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 65
1136	liquefied denatured lipstick	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 24
1137	stiffened wizardly bicycle chain	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1
1138	cyan mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	mediocre mushroom wine	3	decent	
1140	perfectly mixed icy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1141	acceptable mushroom wine	3	good	
1142	smooth jittery pointy mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1143	smooth flat mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1144	perfectly mixed blue cool mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1145	mediocre special fortified knob mushroom wine	5	decent	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 35
1146	delicious knoll mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1147	bad cyan mushroom wine	3	decent	
1148	weak perfectly mixed shot of flower schnapps	2	EPIC	
1149	adequate super-sized flower petal pie	5	good	
1150	distilled lousy bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5	decent	
1151	narrow cyan bouncing executive dangerous discarded plastic fork	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	bland small jittery Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2	decent	
1154	twisted Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	decent	
1155	twirling letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	Van der Graaf wholeberd	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1158	adjusted vacuum-sealed twirling Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 12
1159	shaking mariachi G-string	0		
1160	scandalous irate sombrero	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	ionized spinning handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 49
1163	concentrated ionized super-warmed ghostly marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 58
1164	pulsating bouncing poultrygeist	0		
1165	yellow jittery hovering sombrero	0		
1166	huge maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	shaking less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	squat asbestos box	0		
1173	shaking linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	squat cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	ghostly magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	bouncing tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	purple spinning bouncing all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	teal wobbly long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	narrow deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	pulsating dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	narrow blue zmobie	0		
1193	huge Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	jittery yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	purple bugbear	0		
1200	flavorless massive mugcake	10	decent	
1201	yummy urinal cake	4	awesome	
1202	spoiled shaking Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	crappy	
1203	fancy spoiled blinking personalized birthday cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 15
1204	low-calorie special yummy ghostly three-tiered wedding cake	1	awesome	Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 35
1205	moldy big enchanted babycakes	5	crappy	Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 50
1206	tasty velvet cake	4	awesome	
1207	stale huge congratulatory cake	3	decent	
1208	spoiled angel-food cake	3	crappy	
1209	spoiled devil's-food cake	4	crappy	
1210	toothsome bouncing birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	awesome	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	narrow heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	upside-down anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	lime green Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	jittery rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	gray mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	fuchsia Mr. Balloon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1221	twirling balloon	0		
1222	yellow squat Mr. Eh? of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only
1224	spinning Lo Pan's baleful steel shillelagh of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
1225	upside-down twirling toasty supercool steel skullcap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	padded Herculean Rosewater's steel solitaire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
1227	banded studded steel scarf of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: 180, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1228	shaking careful personal trainer's steel slacks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	maroon shaking Annie Oakley's razor-sharp wizardly steel suspenders	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
1230	reassuring slick weightlifter's pikestaff	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
1231	wool Van der Graaf quilted pith helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	gray greasy gravedigger's supercool pocketwatch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1233	scandalous grievous boxer's pinky ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
1234	extremely unsafe pants of the brute of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	flame-wreathed pendant of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	hockey stick of furious angry rage of the sewer of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
1237	purple tapped lotus	0		
1238	bouncing glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	skewed deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	pulsating toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	beefy Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Muscle: +10
1245	Codpiece of the Goblin King of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
1246	huge rock-hard supercool rib of the Bonerdagon of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	shaking pulsating asbestos-lined electrified Bonerdagon necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1249	hardy Boss Bat britches	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	ghostly blinking electrified Boss Bat bling of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1251	flavorless Knob shroomkabob	4	decent	
1252	normal shroomkabob	4	good	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	normal miniature fancy jumping bean burrito	2	good	Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 15
1255	rotten jumbo bouncing jumping bean burrito	5	crappy	
1256	delicious jumbo ghostly insanely jumping bean burrito	5	awesome	
1257	rotten shaking rat scrapple	4	crappy	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	flame-wreathed traffic cone	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	ghostly wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	distilled Hatorade	1		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 20
1262	lion tamer's off-hand balloon of the early riser	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7
1263	skewed pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	delicious mirror twirling gloomy mushroom	4	awesome	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	jittery pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	squat hexagonal wand	0		
1271	spinning twirling aluminum wand	0		
1272	mirror marble wand	0		
1273	beefy magic lamp	0		Muscle: +10
1274	vaporized skewed Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	twirling basic meat skirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	acceptable twirling Otorian Battle Scar	3	good	
1277	brawny basic meat kilt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	maroon reassuring meat skirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	meat kilt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	dance instructor's penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	rosewater-soaked penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	bouncing miser's yakskin skirt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	wobbly blurry avaricious yakskin kilt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	cool hippopotamus skirt	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	hippopotamus kilt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	foul-smelling furry skirt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	furry kilt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	boxer's gnauga hide skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	squat Van der Graaf gnauga hide kilt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	anodized cold-filtered wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 63
1291	shaking crafty Jekyllin hide belt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	wobbly skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	ring of adornment of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1294	ring of increase damage of the empath of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20
1295	ruddy ring of gain strength	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1296	baleful ring of resistance	0		Spell Damage: +25
1297	ring of fire resistance of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1298	squat hale ring of conflict	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
1299	Lo Pan's pirate hook	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1300	lion tamer's monster bait	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
1301	ionized bouncing deodorant	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 30
1302	pressed skewed twirling reodorant	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 49
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	squat ghostly doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	shaking wizardly traffic cone	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	fuchsia attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	pulsating lime green funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	yellow ghostly comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	baleful Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1313	squat cyan Baron von Ratsworth's money clip of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1314	jittery dance instructor's Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	rose-colored glasses of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1316	skewed facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	jittery spinning plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	flavorless snack-sized questionable taco	2	decent	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	medical-grade time helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	time trousers of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	time sword of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	blinking squat greasy Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	flame-wreathed Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1328	lard-coated Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	scorching Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Hot Damage: +25
1330	red educational Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	steel-toed Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	mirror Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	ghostly red Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	shellacked Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	liquefied Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 58
1345	activated Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	chilled Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 66
1347	jittery loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	gray miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	purple 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	sage pinky ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
1352	bad mirror redrum	3	decent	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	stale fancy small bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	decent	Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 45
1356	olive bunny liver	0		
1357	fortified bad Mt. Noob Pale Ale	5	decent	
1358	spinning pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	blinking ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	cyan blinking pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	skewed shaking wobbly brawny disembodied smile	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	ghostly clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	fuchsia rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	flavorless snack-sized tofurkey leg	2	decent	
1366	half-sized yummy upside-down tofurkey gravy	2	awesome	
1367	snack-sized normal upside-down herbal stuffing	2	good	
1368	normal can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4	good	
1369	toothsome yams	4	awesome	
1370	frosty rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1371	gingham blouse of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1372	smooth souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Moxie: +15
1373	upside-down sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	beefy plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	plastic Uncle Crimbo of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	shaking toasty plastic Crimbo elf	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	upside-down Fonzie's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	censurious plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	irradiated dry chocolate	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	spinning googly eye	0		
1385	ghostly tumbling stuffing	0		
1386	olive shaking felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	blue toy wheel	0		
1389	blinking yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	narrow green narrow ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	gray jittery kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	upside-down doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	skewed teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	duck-on-a-string of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	brawny toy train	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	rosy-cheeked marionette	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	resourceful sock monkey	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	personal trainer's rag doll	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	smelly can of fake snow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	purple occult colored-light "necklace"	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	bland half-sized wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	miniature normal bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	adequate twirling cyan tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	wobbly Lo Pan's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	narrow sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	adjusted twirling snowcone	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	boiled olive snowcone	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	quantum alkaline snowcone	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	concentrated diffused snowcone	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	galvanized snowcone	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	boiled anodized twirling snowcone	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	lime green teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	foul-smelling wicked traffic cone	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	lion tamer's ice sickle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	shellacked ice baby	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	extremely unsafe ice pick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	Van der Graaf ice skates of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	super-sized rotten mirror grue egg omelette	5	crappy	
1429	bouncing blue roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	maroon pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	normal miniature upside-down maroon twirling mushroom	2	good	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	squat pulsating fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	upside-down useless powder	0		
1438	double-denatured deionized pressed twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 29
1439	polarized pickled blinking fuchsia hot powder	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 32
1440	double-activated corrupted moist powder	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 56
1441	extra-chilled galvanized narrow powder	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 48
1442	Vulcanized super-vacuum-sealed purple stench powder	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 54
1443	deionized lime green sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 43
1444	galvanized quadruple-concentrated twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 63
1445	adjusted quadruple-Vulcanized cold-filtered green blinking hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
1446	liquefied boiled nuggets	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 14
1447	adjusted mirror nuggets	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 14
1448	tarnished jittery stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 25
1449	polymerized wet sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 36
1450	modified shaking twinkly wad	1		
1451	diluted yellow hot wad	1		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 50
1452	pickled wad	1		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 50
1453	modified wad	1		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 15
1454	altered blinking shaking stench wad	1		
1455	pickled huge blurry sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 5
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	spoiled Valentine's Day cake	3	crappy	
1459	twirling bouncing arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	purple squashed frog	0		
1462	gray shaking eye of newt	0		
1463	gray salamander spleen	0		
1464	teal sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	skewed lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	spinning automatic catapult	0		
1475	pulsating pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	yellow goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	yellow salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	ghostly chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	jittery troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	lime green alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	foul-smelling vibrating rabbit's foot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
1486	purple massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	olive March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	fuchsia family-friendly gravedigger's chopsticks	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1491	blue auspicious rice bowl	0		Item Drop: +10
1492	ninja mop of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1493	Herculean Rosewater's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1
1494	tarnished squat pulsating sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	blinking careful traffic cone of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	special perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong gloomy mushroom wine	6	EPIC	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 30
1497	artisanal mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	blinking whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	narrow fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	galvanized explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	liquefied vacuum-sealed double-anodized spinning snowcone	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	hand-crafted calle de miel with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	drinkable strong rockin' wagon with a fly in it	5	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	mediocre perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	artisanal watered-down slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	razor-sharp fake hand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	boiled Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 15
1513	denatured Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	altered yellow Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	distilled wobbly Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	maroon vampire heart	0		
1519	jittery Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	Lo Pan's arcane researcher's Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	censurious Radio Free Jersey of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	green wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	jittery joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	teal diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	bouncing Da Vinci's corkscrew of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	wobbly St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	double-paned grass skirt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	razor-sharp grass hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	groovy grass blade	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	jittery raffle prize box	0		
1536	upside-down homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	deadly sparkly engagement ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	huge scandalous toasty Grimacite goggles	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	executive rosy-cheeked Grimacite glaive	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	knitted healthy Grimacite greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	pulsating dance instructor's personal trainer's Grimacite garter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	rosy-cheeked Grimacite galoshes of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	sharpshooter's Grimacite gorget of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	asbestos-lined Grimacite guayabera	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	careful Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1548	scandalous boxer's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
1549	MSG	0		
1550	Sinatra's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
1551	strong lousy shaking bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5	decent	
1552	watered-down drinkable bottle of Definit	2	good	
1553	watered-down tolerable bouncing narrow bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2	good	
1554	drinkable bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	good	
1555	mediocre triple-distilled lime green shaking bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	7	decent	
1556	mediocre boxed champagne	3	decent	
1557	moldy kumquat	3	crappy	
1558	adequate tangerine	4	good	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	bland tiny cocktail onion	1	decent	
1561	spoiled raspberry	3	crappy	
1562	stale kiwi	3	decent	
1563	lousy triple-distilled whiskey bittersweet	9	decent	
1564	triple-distilled mediocre mimosette	8	decent	
1565	hand-crafted green tumbling tequila sunset	3	EPIC	
1566	weak smooth zmobie	2	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	smooth bouncing gin and tonic	3	awesome	
1568	practically non-alcoholic artisanal vodka and tonic	1	super EPIC	
1569	artisanal boozy special vodka gibson	5	EPIC	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 20
1570	fortified tolerable blurry gibson	5	good	
1571	mediocre special shaking parisian cathouse	4	decent	Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 15
1572	smooth rabbit punch	4	awesome	
1573	special lousy caipifruta	4	decent	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 25
1574	delicious teqiwila	3	awesome	
1575	acceptable mirror Divine	4	good	
1576	lousy weak cyan shaking Gordon Bennett	2	decent	
1577	acceptable watered-down fuchsia tangarita	2	good	
1578	perfectly mixed special mandarina colada	3	EPIC	Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 10
1579	drinkable gimlet	4	good	
1580	delicious gray twirling brick road	3	awesome	
1581	drinkable vodka stratocaster	4	good	
1582	tolerable pulsating Neuromancer	3	good	
1583	weak drinkable prussian cathouse	2	good	
1584	aged blurry Mae West	3	awesome	
1585	artisanal Mon Tiki	4	EPIC	
1586	practically non-alcoholic lousy teqiwila slammer	1	decent	
1587	miniature spoiled Knob lo mein	2	crappy	
1588	bite-sized delicious mirror asparagus lo mein	1	awesome	
1589	bland immense Knoll lo mein	10	decent	
1590	miniature fancy rotten lo mein	2	crappy	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 40
1591	fancy rotten jumbo olive lo mein	5	crappy	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 40
1592	decent diet gray hot hi mein	1	good	
1593	delicious hi mein	3	awesome	
1594	immense flavorless hi mein	7	decent	
1595	stale snack-sized hi mein	2	decent	
1596	flavorless sleazy hi mein	3	decent	
1597	shaking Annie Oakley's Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	pulsating Annie Oakley's Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	bad skewed tangarita with a fly in it	3	decent	
1601	weak bad huge mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	decent	
1602	acceptable prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	good	
1603	hand-crafted skewed Mae West with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1604	dried tumbling astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	dried ultimate wad	1		
1607	altered wobbly libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 39
1608	colloidal eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 67
1609	galvanized Vulcanized pulsating perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 32
1610	cold-filtered warmed mirror eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 37
1611	triple-quantum potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 12
1612	magnetized energized anodized concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 40
1613	upside-down coffin lid of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1614	bouncing sizzling satin shield	0		Hot Damage: +10
1615	pulsating Cerebral Cloche of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	bouncing vibrating Cerebral Culottes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	bouncing narrow smelly crafty Da Vinci's Cerebral Crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	shaking ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	shaking munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	tumbling twirling homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	wobbly astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	aerosolized astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	jittery badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	cold-filtered ghostly bouncing blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	pressed blurry green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	frozen yellow twirling orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	deionized diffused purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	super-wet diffused upside-down pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	spinning padded raspberry beret	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	pixel shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	mirror Spanish fly	0		
1634	smooth pulsating around the world	3	awesome	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	shaking Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	pickled unsweetened altered spinning lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 12
1638	vacuum-sealed quadruple-nitrogenated skewed lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 24
1639	quadruple-altered lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 12
1640	alkaline extra-adjusted lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 64
1641	pressed narrow lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 56
1642	lousy Grimacite Bock	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	small flavorless wedge of gray cheese	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	squat hot and sauce	0		
1645	upside-down and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	bouncing purple stench and sauce	0		
1648	squat sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	half-sized normal foie gras	2	good	
1652	magnetized non-electrified mirror candy brain	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	auspicious mansplainer's weightlifter's jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	rosewater-soaked wad of Crovacite of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
1655	green frosty smartaleck's collar	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	wobbly onion shurikens	0		
1658	ghostly Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	narrow mirror Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	strapping Radio KoL Keychain	0		Muscle: +5
1662	tumbling supercool Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1663	double-paned Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1664	mirror Radio KoL Maracas of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1665	Van der Graaf Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1666	skewed foul-smelling Radio KoL Patch	0		Stench Damage: +10
1667	hardened Cat-Herding Prod	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1668	teal jittery flame-retardant star boomerang	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1669	Temple Grandin's star stiletto	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	twirling swindleblossom	0		
1673	Samson's grave robbing shovel of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1674	green wholesome superhero mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	skewed ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	bouncing upside-down supercharged sword of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1680	electrified occult staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1681	olive Herculean smartaleck's bubblewrap sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1
1682	squat squat maroon rock-hard Sinatra's bubblewrap staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 5
1683	upside-down rock-hard bubblewrap crossbow of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1684	lard-coated personal trainer's styrofoam sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1685	dog trainer's styrofoam staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1
1686	veiny groovy styrofoam crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	crossbow of terror of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
1689	rock-hard ribbon	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	up-at-dawn Van der Graaf discarded bottlecap	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	deadly discarded torn-up glove of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	energized nitrogenated salamander slurry	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 26
1693	energized galvanized cyan huge eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 46
1694	non-dry quantum Frogade	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 49
1695	altered cyan tumbling papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 53
1696	special delicious royal jelly taco	3	awesome	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 15
1697	moldy tofu taco	3	crappy	
1698	miniature normal jumping bean taco	2	good	
1699	spoiled snack-sized catgut taco	2	crappy	
1700	rotten fancy goat cheese taco	3	crappy	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 40
1701	fancy moldy tumbling pr0n taco	4	crappy	Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
1702	extra-dry activated narrow cyan alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 43
1703	purple Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	huge flaregun	0		
1706	green greasy wholesome sage sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1707	sizzling vibrating smartaleck's flypaper staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
1708	foul-smelling sharpshooter's studded grease gun	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
1709	greedy flame-wreathed groovy sword of static	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1710	auspicious quilted wiffle-flail of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100
1711	Jim Carey's therapeutic bubble bauble bow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1712	blinking asbestos-lined strapping Frost™ brand sword of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
1713	toasty rosy-cheeked squeaky staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5
1714	Samson's cool can cannon of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -25
1715	mansplainer's starchy sword	0		Monster Level: +15
1716	upside-down sharpshooter's starchy staff	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1717	steel-toed starchy crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1718	resourceful deadly pestoblade	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50
1719	lion tamer's poutine pole of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
1720	executive quilted curdflinger	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40
1721	spinning Oprah's muculent machete of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
1722	squat inspector's sizzling glistening staff	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
1723	Jeselnik's stanky repeating crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	Temple Grandin's dense meat sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1729	vibrating dense meat staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1730	Herculean dense meat crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1731	twirling healthy experienced Rosewater's Spirit Precipice	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1732	ghostly avaricious clever smoldering staff of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1733	arcane researcher's slick cool hot cross bow	0		Moxie: 15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1734	smooth sword behind inappropriate prepositions of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -25, Alters Page Text
1735	fireproof toasty shellacked meatspout staff	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
1736	Usain Bolt's nasty weightlifter's carob cannon	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
1737	gravedigger's dog trainer's coward's shuddersword	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10
1738	knitted stanky mansplainer's hairy staff	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
1739	therapeutic groovy projectile icemaker of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1740	shaking Usain Bolt's extremely unsafe buffalo blade of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
1741	shaking avaricious miser's cheesestick	0		Meat Drop: 40
1742	upside-down zippy toasty potato pistol	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
1743	wobbly nasty savory sword	0		Stench Damage: +5
1744	crafty savory staff	0		Maximum MP: +10
1745	weightlifter's savory crossbow	0		Muscle: +15
1746	electrified educational Super Magic Power Sword X of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1747	sinister educational soylent staff	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10
1748	goulauncher of bravery of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50
1749	shaking defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Sinatra's Gnollish pie server	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1751	lion tamer's Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1752	tumbling twirling razor-sharp Knob Goblin spatula	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1753	yellow jack flapper of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1754	fireproof filthy pestle	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1755	Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Item Drop: +5
1756	thinker's huge spoon	0		Mysticality: +10
1757	ribald pizza cutter	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1758	gravedigger's star spatula	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1759	upside-down flame-wreathed hale foon of fulmination	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1760	skewed red quilted deadly foon of frigidity	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40
1761	spinning therapeutic foon of foulness of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1762	hardened groovy foon of fearfulness	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3
1763	dangerous foon of fleshiness of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	super-sized decent fricasseed brains	5	good	
1770	moldy brains casserole	3	crappy	
1771	squat huge Newton's butcherknife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1772	therapeutic corn holder	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1773	ruddy eggbeater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1774	fortified bad skewed narrow bottle of popskull	5	decent	
1775	rock-hard dishrag	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1776	flavorless stale baguette	3	decent	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	moldy small wobbly dinner	2	crappy	
1779	Sherlock's katana	0		Item Drop: +25, Synergetic
1780	Tesla ram stick	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1781	cyan personal trainer's enchantlers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	executive nippy ram-battering staff	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
1783	adequate crazy Turkish delight	4	good	
1784	ghostly friendly Snow Queen Crown of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	greedy resourceful ga-ga radio of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +20
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	super-tarnished quadruple-chilled spinning bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 32
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	artisanal red Ram's Face Lager	4	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	rosy-cheeked strapping Travoltan trousers of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	pulsating zippy pool cue of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
1794	nitrogenated tumbling handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 48
1795	ruddy Counterclockwise Watch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	upside-down bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	olive misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	jittery animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	mirror animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	twirling third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	squat fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	shaking third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	green fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	twirling fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	narrow ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	teal bouncing twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	bouncing first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	skewed second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	twirling third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	narrow fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	squat sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	wobbly third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	spinning fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	mirror sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	fuchsia ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	yellow left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	skewed left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	maroon left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	pulsating right first rib	0		
1852	bouncing tumbling right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	green right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	red right sixth rib	0		
1857	huge huge right seventh rib	0		
1858	squat right eighth rib	0		
1859	red right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	spinning left scapula	0		
1865	blurry squat right scapula	0		
1866	blinking left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	jittery left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	shaking lime green left radius	0		
1871	olive tumbling right radius	0		
1872	maroon left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	spinning left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	jittery right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	pulsating left second front claw	0		
1884	blurry left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	squat right third front claw	0		
1889	red right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	bouncing yellow left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	teal right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	Jeselnik's 1-ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1901	sinister smooth 2-ball	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +10
1902	ghostly Usain Bolt's miser's 3-ball	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80
1903	red blinking censurious rosy-cheeked 4-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1904	rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's 5-ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1905	thinker's 6-ball of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1906	wizardly 7-ball	0		Mysticality: +25
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	MacGyver's sage clockwork sword of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100
1911	wool padded clockwork staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
1912	Tesla clockwork crossbow of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	huge coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	upside-down blue deadly wakizashi	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	narrow tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	ghostly tattered snake standard	0		
1926	shaking KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	gray tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	quilted Socratic helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	mirror smartaleck's spear of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Breakable
1932	pulsating thinker's shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Breakable
1933	pitchfork of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1934	broken sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1935	snarling wolf shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Synergetic
1936	upside-down Newton's lupine sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Synergetic
1937	ghostly snake shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Synergetic
1938	mirror fuchsia skewed rosewater-soaked serpentine sword	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	green double-paned cool 9-ball of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
1941	hardy razor-sharp seal pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	foul-smelling arcane researcher's turtle brooch	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	upside-down Tesla Fonzie's noodle ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	hale groovy saucepan earring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	extremely unsafe dance instructor's disco ball pendant	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	wool accordion pin of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	scandalous brainy worn tophat	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	stanky tap shoes of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1949	flavorless Manetwich	4	decent	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	watered-down lousy bottle of Pinot Renoir	2	decent	
1952	spoiled desiccated apricot	4	crappy	
1953	perfectly mixed squat flute of flat champagne	3	EPIC	
1954	normal olive dehydrated caviar	3	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	bad shaking snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	shaking inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	wet cyan Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 56
1963	dance card	0		
1964	huge quilted opera mask	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	huge veiny personal trainer's Amulet of Yendor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	lime green bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	squat spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	mirror nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	maroon plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	ghostly squat olive auspicious beefy shrimp fork	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +10
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	narrow cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	shaking gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	spinning gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	bouncing astral badger	0		
1982	jittery mirror MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	shaking snowy owl	0		
1985	shaking purple scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	jittery undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	narrow angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	jittery rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	mirror upside-down rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	wobbly green right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	skewed pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	squat stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	cyan mirror Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	cyan Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	shaking Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	pulsating diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	spinning club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	toothsome diet enchanted cherry pie	1	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 40
2021	delicious half-sized strawberry pie	2	awesome	
2022	miniature decent lemon meringue pie	2	good	
2023	bouncing Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	flavorless mixed wildflower greens	3	decent	
2025	decent big handful of walnuts	5	good	
2026	yummy nutty organic salad	4	awesome	
2027	miniature flavorless super salad	2	decent	
2028	flavorless tofu wonton	3	decent	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	frightening medical-grade Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2031	vibrating didgeridooka	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2032	squat prompt scandalous bullet-proof corduroys	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	savvy round sunglasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2034	wicker shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	polarized tarnished green radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 18
2037	energized activated wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 12
2038	quantum electrified warmed ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 49
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	blinking patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	gray blinking jittery hemp net	0		
2044	jittery your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	rotten brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	crappy	
2046	gigantic bland frat brats	8	decent	
2047	massive spoiled enchanted knob ka-bobs	7	crappy	Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 20
2049	delicious can of Swiller	3	awesome	
2050	pulsating broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	olive reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	tumbling bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	tumbling yellow snake skin	0		
2056	ionized vacuum-sealed adder bladder	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 12
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	electrified unsweetened olive Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 19
2060	spinning electrified sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2061	gray flame-wreathed helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	vibrating stiffened shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2063	miniature moldy blackberry	2	crappy	
2064	shaking forged identification documents	0		
2065	teal PADL Phone	0		
2066	kick-ass kicks of the brazier of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2067	huge sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	jittery shellacked beer helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	horrifying distressed denim pants of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	perforated battle paddle of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2072	lion tamer's flashing novelty button of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2
2073	fireproof groovy glowstick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	baleful anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Spell Damage: +25
2075	razor-sharp spandex anniversary shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	skewed nasty jar of anniversary jam	0		Stench Damage: +5
2077	wobbly bucket of anniversary lard of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2078	tumbling friendly anniversary concrete fedora	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	blurry gravedigger's stylish makeshift turban	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	frosty makeshift cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2081	cyan Sinatra's makeshift skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	modified gray bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	pickled yellow bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	pickled bouncing tube of hair oil	1		
2088	corrupted denatured vacuum-sealed Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 38
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	tumbling knitted rock-hard cool pilgrim shield of James Dean of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bouncing bath salts	0		
2092	tumbling hand mirror	0		
2093	chaotic hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2094	stale jittery ballroom blintz	4	decent	
2095	towel	0		
2096	dried fuchsia guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 40
2097	miser's 17-ball	0		Meat Drop: +10
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	ghostly non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	olive stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	squat tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	therapeutic wheel	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	huge yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	wizardly prehistoric spear	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	teal stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	red flame-retardant greasy fire	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	blinking leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	rosy-cheeked Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2121	squat ASCII shirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2122	safety vest of temperance of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
2123	forbidden eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2125	narrow huge greasy Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2126	fuchsia crafty dance instructor's bronze breastplate	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10
2127	mirror avaricious reassuring hat hacker T-shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	green zippy killer rag doll	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	jittery mirror tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	knitted incredibly marionette	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	mad scientist's sock monkey of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	wobbly alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	blinking yellow clever Rosewater's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	nippy toy crazy train	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	twirling jittery toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	olive squat length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	green toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	twirling felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	jittery evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	jittery evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	twirling evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	half-sized spoiled frank	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	adequate bouncing plate of franks and beans	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	bad watered-down twirling shot of blackberry schnapps	2	decent	
2152	upside-down capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	squat ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	gray servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	mirror maroon quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	ghostly reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	pulsating hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	Jack Frost's toy ray gun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	stiffened forbidden toy space helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	spinning MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	spinning asbestos-lined foul-smelling astronaut pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	chaotic toy jet pack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	huge smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	fuchsia cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	rock-hard obsidian dagger	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2179	upside-down archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	ghostly amulet	0		
2181	bouncing olive chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	blurry coward's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Monster Level: -20
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	wobbly lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	lousy flask of peppermint schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	blue book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	miniature stale candy stake	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	lousy eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	huge normal unspeakable fruitcake	9	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	low-calorie normal jittery gingerbread horror	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	altered polymerized electrified but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	decent bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	delicious skewed skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	jumbo spoiled fuchsia tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	huge brainy plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	spinning nasty plastic yuletide troll	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	Jack Frost's plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	forbidden plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	coward's plastic Scream Queen	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	shaking Crimbo tiki necklace of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	stiffened bobble-hip hula elf doll of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	razor-sharp Crimbo ukulele	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	spinning greedy studded Tiki lighter	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	cyan deck of tropical cards of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	tropical paperweight of the storm of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	wicked Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	tumbling shaking savvy Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	moldy spinning super ka-bob	4	crappy	
2218	stale beer basted brat	4	decent	
2219	energetic Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	quantum altered blinking and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	bouncing scandalous liar's pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	foul-smelling Socratic juggler's balls	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	aromatic pink shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	olive familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	huge evil eyeball pendant of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	pickled red arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	alkaline cold-filtered cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	vacuum-sealed toad horn	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	twirling smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	shaking bow tie of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 75
2234	crafty calavera concertina	0		Maximum MP: +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	boxer's ratarang of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25
2236	liquefied modified extra-energized turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 26
2237	wobbly huge pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	shaking pygmy nose-bone of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2239	jittery Lo Pan's bad voodoo mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	spinning purple stylish pygmy spear	0		Moxie: +25
2242	pressed super-boiled pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 18
2243	smelly medical-grade headhunter necktie	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2244	steel-toed pointed stick of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2245	rock-hard knobby helmet turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	mansplainer's knobby kneepads	0		Monster Level: +15
2247	yellow rock-hard sewer turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2248	veiny sage sebaceous shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10
2249	slick skeletortoise	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	wholesome box turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2252	Samson's box turtle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2253	Rosewater's bottlecap turtle of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2254	tumbling blurry asbestos-lined ribald bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	ghostly pulsating friendly furry turtle	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	blurry Jack Frost's furry earmuffs	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2257	maroon padded reinforced furry underpants of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	huge bird rib	0		
2263	lime green lion oil	0		
2264	bland bite-sized shaking stunt nuts	1	decent	
2265	huge spoiled wet stew	8	crappy	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	upside-down upside-down Mega Gem	0		
2268	jittery rosewater-soaked Staff of Fats	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2269	diet flavorless purple sausage wonton	1	decent	
2270	blue twirling greasy stylish belt	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2271	perfectly mixed bottle of Merlot	3	EPIC	
2272	weak delicious bottle of Port	2	awesome	
2273	bad bottle of Pinot Noir	4	decent	
2274	bad bottle of Zinfandel	4	decent	
2275	mediocre bottle of Marsala	3	decent	
2276	artisanal red bottle of Muscat	3	EPIC	
2277	olive Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	pulsating Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	blurry Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	cyan Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	spinning executive seal-skull helmet	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	fuchsia petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	hardy glowstick of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	mirror teal wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	blinking Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	yellow knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	green fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	improved squat candy heart	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	magnetized altered pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	non-tarnished triple-flattened candy heart	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	deionized teal narrow candy heart	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	moist cold-filtered candy heart	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	denatured liquefied candy heart	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	skewed twirling candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	twirling candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	pulsating olive candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	blinking broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	fuchsia carved wheel	0		
2320	wobbly worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	teal shaking headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	dry triple-wet can of paint	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 14
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	shaking chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	spoiled gigantic Better Than Cuddling Cake	9	crappy	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	twirling Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	narrow rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	reassuring double-paned pipe	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
2337	reinforced beaded headband of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	normal pudding	3	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	drinkable weak Blackfly Chardonnay	2	good	
2340	artisanal practically non-alcoholic & tan	1	EPIC	
2341	tumbling pepper	0		
2342	tiny stale squat forest cake	1	decent	
2343	tasty yellow forest ham	3	awesome	
2344	altered frozen filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 54
2345	adjusted ionized blinking filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 53
2346	quantum bouncing filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 11
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	bouncing water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	narrow superamplified boom box	0		
2352	lightning-fast rosy-cheeked fire poi	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
2353	red wholesome bejeweled pledge pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2354	skewed cyan communications windchimes	0		
2355	triple-irradiated nitrogenated lime green ghostly henna face paint	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 48
2356	adjusted non-diffused concentrated tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 65
2357	narrow rock-hard Gaia beads of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
2358	wobbly pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	narrow rosewater-soaked hippy medical kit of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2362	blurry olive up-at-dawn hale Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +5
2363	ghostly coward's rosy-cheeked longhaired hippy wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	upside-down Zim Merman's guitar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2365	blurry chaotic C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2366	bouncing Sinatra's peel hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	lime green vibrating Herculean flowing hippy skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	red filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	stale banana	3	decent	
2374	red banana peel	0		
2375	super-sized moldy banana cream pie	5	crappy	
2376	artisanal banana daiquiri	3	EPIC	
2377	smooth high-proof blurry bungle in the jungle	6	awesome	
2378	maroon banana spritzer	0		
2379	chilled ghostly banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 55
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	wobbly blurry class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	squat Jeselnik's veiny keg shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2387	brawny finger	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2388	wool war tongs of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	sharpshooter's asbestos apron	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2391	yellow smelly beaten-up Chucks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2392	natty ascot of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2393	crafty wreath of laurels of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	friendly Danglin' Chad's loincloth of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	pulsating zippy tube sock	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2396	blurry chloroform rag	0		
2397	twirling pulsating depantsing bomb	0		
2398	deadly energy drink IV	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2399	yellow double-paned deadly Elmley shades	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2400	blue molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	beer bong of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	blue jam band flyers	0		
2405	ghostly rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	wobbly pink bat eye	0		
2408	fuchsia worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	twirling billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	cyan broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	hale bounty-hunting helmet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	gray Oprah's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2418	tumbling horrifying bounty-hunting pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	oxidized tumbling bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 46
2420	frozen polymerized teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 46
2421	improved bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 20
2422	improved corrupted irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 56
2423	improved green skewed Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 34
2424	diffused cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 22
2425	non-deionized lime green ghostly can of spinach	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 63
2426	alkaline energized narrow fire flower	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 49
2427	ionized super-polarized freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 22
2428	extra-activated deionized lime green fake blood	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 57
2429	moist Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 62
2430	energized cold-filtered bag of lard	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 26
2431	diffused corrupted energized bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 60
2432	quadruple-vacuum-sealed pickled bouncing SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 58
2433	alkaline double-pressed wobbly tumbling bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 41
2434	flattened unsweetened narrow eyedrops	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 48
2435	ionized dry pulsating Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 33
2436	boiled polymerized donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 58
2437	ghostly New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	teal narrow unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	jittery Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	Jim Carey's energetic pink glowstick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	irresponsibly strong drinkable Supernova Champagne	10	good	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	blinking bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	flame-retardant goatskin umbrella	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2452	blue mirror upside-down foul-smelling medical-grade wool hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	olive Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	occult dangerous belt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2455	hardened bar whip	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2456	barskin buckler of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2457	quilted whip	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2458	forbidden barskin loincloth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	skewed tighty whiteys of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	yak toupee of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	huge odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	delicious bowl of Bounty-Os	3	awesome	
2465	lousy weak Oreille Divisée brandy	2	decent	
2466	blue pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	olive mirror suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	blurry callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	Jeselnik's scandalous clown wig	0		Sleaze Damage: 30, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	executive clownskin belt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Clowniness: 50
2477	wobbly clownskin buckler of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Clowniness: 50
2478	lime green curative clown whip	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 50
2479	green demon skin	0		
2480	censurious demon-horned hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	squat demon buckler	0		Item Drop: +5
2482	Temple Grandin's sinister smartaleck's demon whip	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
2483	mirror bouncing Temple Grandin's barskin cloak	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2484	banded snakeskin duster of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100
2485	coward's fortified clownskin harness	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -20, Clowniness: 50
2486	inspector's demonskin jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +15
2487	fuchsia MacGyver's hipposkin poncho	0		Maximum MP: +100
2488	wobbly chilly yak anorak	0		Cold Damage: +5
2489	upside-down miser's tuxedo shirt	0		Meat Drop: +10
2490	asbestos-lined gnauga hide vest of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
2491	blurry shirt kit	0		
2492	wobbly tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	supercharged Necrotelicomnicon of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
2495	baleful personal trainer's Cookbook of the Damned	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25
2496	padded Sinatra's Sinful Desires	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	shaking wobbly molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	shaking molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	tumbling molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	blurry necklace chain	0		
2506	shaking beach glass bead	0		
2507	squat clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	dangerous beach glass necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2509	wobbly supercharged peace-sign necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2510	vibrating sage round sunglasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2511	twirling Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	huge brawny spark plug earring of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
2514	blinking frosty deadly woven baling wire bracelets	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2515	gearbox necklace of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100
2516	supercool wrench bracelet of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2517	resourceful rock-hard chain necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50
2518	censurious sawblade shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2519	aged McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	awesome	
2520	drinkable melted Jell-o shot	4	good	
2521	perfectly mixed cruelty-free wine	4	EPIC	
2522	watered-down artisanal thistle wine	2	EPIC	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	moldy gigantic fish	10	crappy	
2526	yummy massive twirling green fish casserole	10	awesome	
2527	decent fish lasagna	4	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	adequate gnatloaf	3	good	
2530	spoiled jittery gnatloaf casserole	3	crappy	
2531	miniature adequate spinning gnat lasagna	2	good	
2532	pork	0		
2533	big decent pork chop sandwiches	5	good	
2534	spoiled small blinking pork casserole	2	crappy	
2535	rotten fancy pork lasagna	4	crappy	Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 10
2536	twirling canopic jar	0		
2537	squat spice	0		
2538	bouncing organs	0		
2539	chaotic Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2540	maroon tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	unsweetened corrupted lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	quantum fuchsia tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	concentrated twirling begpwnia	0		Effect: "Jalapeño Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	adjusted triple-corrupted anodized upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	pressed adjusted half-orchid	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	knitted electrified tin star	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	ribald outrageous sombrero of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	twirling huge scandalous wizardly "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	skewed high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	bouncing occult brawny Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	extremely unsafe Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	skewed frightening Chelonian Morningstar of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	bouncing twirling lightning-fast auspicious Hammer of Smiting	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	spinning baleful wicked 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Spell Damage: 30, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	electrified extremely unsafe slick Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	squat half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	tumbling can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	blinking Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	concentrated flattened green ghostly ant agonist	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 31
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	fuchsia ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	wobbly ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ghostly ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	upside-down bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	stanky razor-sharp cactus quill	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2578	inspector's dance instructor's Staff of the Short Order Cook of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100
2579	snack-sized rotten cactus fruit	2	crappy	
2580	hale scorpion whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Candy Drop: +100
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	tumbling brick of sand	0		
2583	decent jumbo centipede eggs	5	good	
2584	lime green strapping wonderwall shield	0		Muscle: +5
2585	twirling Herculean Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2586	forbidden General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2587	skewed hardy Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Maximum HP: +50
2588	energetic Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2589	snack-sized flavorless hot date	2	decent	
2590	acceptable shaking distilled fortified wine	3	good	
2591	tasty tasty tart	3	awesome	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	bland huge Knob pasty	6	decent	
2594	artisanal thermos full of Knob coffee	4	EPIC	
2595	flattened upside-down Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 35
2596	tumbling leathery cat skin	0		
2597	bouncing leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	blinking Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	blinking twirling carbonated water lily	0		
2601	tumbling frightening chaotic rosy-cheeked Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
2602	sizzling Staff of Blood and Pudding of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	squat mansplainer's Tuesday's ruby	0		Monster Level: +15, Variable
2605	pulsating palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	double-paned palm-frond whip	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	careful studded palm-frond capris	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	ruddy extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2612	pulsating vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	spinning rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	diet toothsome savoy truffle	1	awesome	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	huge Iiti Kitty phone charm of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	diet adequate twirling unidentified jerky	1	good	
2621	lion tamer's Herculean nasty rat mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	spinning Tesla wicked ratskin belt	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2623	wobbly shellacked rattail whip of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2624	jittery shaking careful bat hat of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	Jack Frost's razor-sharp bat whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2626	wholesome brainy bat-ass jacket	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10
2627	banded quilted catskin cap	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	educational smartaleck's catskin buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1
2629	ghostly avaricious tail o' nine cats of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	aerosolized narrow red blurry gremlin juice	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 48
2632	galvanized pressed mother's helper	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 27
2633	tumbling executive wholesome pat-a-cake pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	mummy mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	sinister boxer's gauze shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	wobbly cherry soda	0		
2640	stanky smelly greaves	0		Stench Spell Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	jittery gravedigger's beefcake's cowboy hat	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	Maxwell's Silver Hammer of terror of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
2643	green dog trainer's happiness	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	pulsating nasty Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	spinning green pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	normal S.T.L.T.	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	decent shaking honey-dew	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	hand-crafted fortified jittery Xanadian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	quantum triple-magnetized bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	cyan dangerous cool Drowsy Sword	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10
2657	rotten shaking maroon escargotsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	irresponsibly strong acceptable skewed bottle of realpagne	6	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	beefy albatross necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	distilled lime green not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	acceptable flask of Amontillado	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	cyan rock-hard ball mask	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	skewed Can-Can skirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	improved ionized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	frozen spinning bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	polymerized bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	quadruple-quantum twirling spiky collar	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	compressed wobbly can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	mixed shaking twirling maroon patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	boiled ghostly narrow Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	hand-crafted triple-distilled shot of nepenthe schnapps	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	irradiated ionized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	dried blinking narrow olive handful of moss	1		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 25
2676	mixed mirror bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	vaporized squat blinking protein powder	1		
2678	narrow spectre scepter	0		
2679	modified yellow huge sparkler	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 42
2680	oxidized corrupted snake	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	corrupted yellow tumbling M-242	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 68
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	green skewed Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	dog trainer's beefy armgun	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	spinning skewed commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	lion tamer's resourceful groovy dreadlock whip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2
2689	auspicious asbestos-lined beer-a-pult	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
2690	cast-iron legacy paddle of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2691	spoiled special small handful of nuts and berries	2	crappy	Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 45
2692	mansplainer's vibrating driftwood sculpture	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
2693	bouncing bouncing stanky arcane researcher's massive sitar	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2694	dog trainer's boxer's stone baseball cap of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	artisanal high-proof cup of beer	6	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	skewed duct tape wallet	0		
2699	nippy weightlifter's duct tape shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10
2700	tumbling gray ghostly sharpshooter's supercool duct tape fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	twirling huge Samson's duct tape sword of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Booze Drop: +100
2702	ribald duct tape dockers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	therapeutic duct tape buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2704	mirror shrinking powder	0		
2705	auspicious lion tamer's blackberry slippers of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2706	bouncing rosewater-soaked frosty blackberry moccasins of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2707	ribald toasty friendly blackberry combat boots	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2708	energized funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 15
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	boiled facepaint	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
2712	enhanced chilled spinning sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 49
2713	denatured blue Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 23
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	auspicious chaotic brawny battered hubcap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10
2717	Usain Bolt's reassuring Temple Grandin's hood ornament	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	Samson's hand-carved bokken of the detective of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100
2720	MacGyver's hand-carved bow of extreme caution of courage	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3
2721	huge reassuring gravedigger's studded hand-carved staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2722	ribald brawny Staff of the Greasefire of vim and vigor of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
2723	boxer's brainy Staff of the Grand Flambé of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2724	adequate bowl of rye sprouts	3	good	
2725	thick tasty cob of corn	5	awesome	
2726	normal snack-sized juniper berries	2	good	
2727	diet yummy narrow plum	1	awesome	
2728	moldy fancy pear	3	crappy	Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 40
2729	flavorless half-sized peach	2	decent	
2730	bad enchanted blinking plum wine	4	decent	Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 15
2731	hand-crafted weak shot of pear schnapps	2	EPIC	
2732	acceptable fuchsia shot of peach schnapps	3	good	
2733	flavorless bunch of square grapes	3	decent	
2734	small stale brown sugar cane	2	decent	
2735	spoiled lime green sandwich of the gods	3	crappy	
2736	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
2737	distilled ghostly leopard-print barbell	1	good	Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 35
2738	twirling pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	unsweetened panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 43
2740	greedy Lo Pan's personal trainer's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20
2741	fancy acceptable wobbly boilermaker	3	good	Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 5
2742	thick normal steel lasagna	5	quest	
2743	acceptable high-proof enchanted steel margarita	6	quest	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 5
2744	boiled steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	flattened non-irradiated gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 51
2746	oxidized ionized electrified gray extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	twirling auspicious furniture dolly	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2749	chaotic resourceful beefy Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2750	bouncing tumbling frightening quilted Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2751	executive frosty Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2752	reassuring chaotic Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2753	huge steel-toed Zinc Delta of Tranquility of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2754	knitted chilly Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2755	huge skewed Temple Grandin's strapping Iron Beta of Industry	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2756	knitted studded Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2757	stiffened wicked Red Balloon of Valor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2758	wool Purple Horseshoe of Honor of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2759	red double-paned Annie Oakley's Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2760	ghostly up-at-dawn dangerous Green Clover of Justice	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2761	wool Yellow Moon of Compassion of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2762	lime green chilly beefy Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2763	dangerous stylish Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2764	ghostly dog trainer's curative Order of the Silver Wossname of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	rotten low-calorie Crimbo pie	1	crappy	
2768	adequate pear tart	3	good	
2769	moldy peach pie	3	crappy	
2770	dry shaking cyan chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
2771	deionized handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 25
2772	skewed steamy ruby	0		
2773	squat glacial sapphire	0		
2774	twirling unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	lightning-fast filigreed hamethyst earring of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
2778	rosewater-soaked sinister personal trainer's filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2779	asbestos-lined smelly Rosewater's filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2780	twirling upside-down ribald wizardly baconstone earring of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2781	scandalous coward's baconstone necklace	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2782	auspicious ribald coward's baconstone ring	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2783	squat Van der Graaf smartaleck's pulled porquoise earring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2784	upside-down red censurious Jeselnik's pulled porquoise pendant	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2785	yellow crafty steel-toed fortified pulled porquoise ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2786	friendly Samson's Earring of Fire	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2787	shaking greasy Lo Pan's Pendant of Fire	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2788	educational Ring of Fire of the brazier	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2789	Jack Frost's Oprah's Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2790	pulsating inspector's resourceful Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2791	Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the pedagogue of extreme caution	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2792	wobbly strapping Unspeakable Earring of the glutton	0		Muscle: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2793	rosewater-soaked quilted Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2794	upside-down gravedigger's Da Vinci's The Ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2795	blurry Jeselnik's wizardly Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2796	yellow lion tamer's sharpshooter's Putrid Pendant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2797	yellow horrifying frightening Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Spooky Damage: 30, Single Equip
2798	bouncing Mudflap-Girl Earring of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2799	fortified savvy Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
2800	sizzling hale Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2801	twirling vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	jittery flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	spinning jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	polarized enhanced vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 42
2805	nitrogenated blurry vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 52
2806	aerosolized moist vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 64
2807	altered galvanized flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 47
2808	adjusted flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
2809	galvanized chilled flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 64
2810	extra-adjusted concentrated blinking green jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 65
2811	deionized jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 39
2812	vacuum-sealed jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 21
2813	jittery baleful Beret of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	Socratic brawny beefy Bludgeon	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Brimstone
2815	greedy toasty quilted Bunker	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Brimstone
2816	rosy-cheeked hardened Boxers of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	ghostly yellow friendly extremely unsafe Da Vinci's Brooch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	foul-smelling nippy sharpshooter's Bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	mirror greasy Lo Pan's Grimacite gasmask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	smelly Grimacite gat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	energetic Grimacite gaiters of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	Annie Oakley's banded Grimacite gauntlets	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	jittery medical-grade Grimacite go-go boots of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	Grimacite girdle of chilblains of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	dog trainer's Grimacite gown	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	Jeselnik's occult thinker's Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	blinking blue loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	normal digital key lime pie	3	good	
2833	flavorless ghostly star key lime pie	4	decent	
2834	ribald careful bottle-rocket crossbow of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	tumbling rosewater-soaked indie comic hipster glasses	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	glowstick of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	shaking horrifying Periodical Paintbrush	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only
2840	bad bottle of cooking sherry	3	decent	
2841	low-calorie rotten packet of ketchup	1	crappy	
2842	mediocre accidental cider	3	decent	
2843	super-sized stale dire fudgesicle	5	decent	
2844	reassuring slick brainy navel ring of navel gazing of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	upside-down class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	nasty Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Stench Damage: +5
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	spinning shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	strong aged moonberry wine cooler	5	awesome	
2851	special moldy fine aged cheddarwurst	3	crappy	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 20
2852	jittery branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	huge asbestos-lined healthy huge mosquito proboscis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2856	vacuum-sealed frozen lime green ghostly spinning swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 35
2857	magnetized extra-flattened seegar butt	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 62
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	lime green avaricious manspreader's witch wart	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2860	snack-sized moldy swamp muck	2	crappy	
2861	Lo Pan's Oprah's dangerous leechknife	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	dry dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
2864	jittery green stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	experienced beaver spear of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5
2866	teal strapping shamanic beads of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +50
2867	therapeutic dilapidated wizard hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	polarized super-wet spinning pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 31
2869	altered shaking blinking pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 36
2870	tarnished vacuum-sealed pirate tract	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 14
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	greedy flame-wreathed plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
2873	toasty rock-hard plastic Ed the Undying	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5
2874	bouncing tumbling Herculean plastic Lord Spookyraven of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2875	energetic plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2876	greasy plastic protector spectre	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2877	maroon stanky plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2878	jittery supercharged plastic Boss Bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2879	ghostly plastic Knob Goblin King of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2880	fuchsia lion tamer's plastic Bonerdagon	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2881	Sinatra's plastic The Man	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2882	plastic The Big Wisniewski of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2883	groovy plastic Felonia	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2884	mirror prompt plastic Beelzebozo	0		Adventures: +3
2885	ghostly plastic conservationist hippy of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2886	inspector's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Item Drop: +15
2887	flame-retardant plastic angry bugbear	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2888	Sinatra's plastic anime smiley	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2889	plastic apathetic lizardman of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2890	mansplainer's plastic astronomer	0		Monster Level: +15
2891	energetic plastic beanbat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2892	ribald plastic blooper	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2893	hardened plastic brainsweeper	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2894	family-friendly plastic briefcase bat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2895	plastic demoninja of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2896	resourceful plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Maximum MP: +50
2897	skewed plastic drunk goat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2898	plastic fiendish can of asparagus of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2899	pulsating inspector's plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Item Drop: +15
2900	narrow executive plastic handsome mariachi	0		Meat Drop: +40
2901	twirling plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2902	jittery plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2903	skewed up-at-dawn plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Adventures: +5
2904	sizzling plastic Knott Yeti	0		Hot Damage: +10
2905	red ghostly Usain Bolt's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Initiative: +80
2906	horrifying plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2907	banded plastic ninja snowman	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2908	mirror Oprah's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2909	electrified plastic G Imp	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2910	maroon plastic goth of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2911	plastic cubist bull of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2912	beefy plastic scary clown	0		Muscle: +10
2913	shaking plastic smarmy pirate of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2914	beefy plastic spiny skelelton	0		Muscle: +10
2915	reassuring plastic Spam Witch	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2916	hardy plastic vampire	0		Maximum HP: +50
2917	smelly plastic taco cat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2918	upside-down groovy plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2919	plastic warwelf of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2920	huge wool plastic whitesnake	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2921	quilted plastic XXX pr0n	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2922	stiffened plastic zmobie	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2923	dangerous plastic Protagonist	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2924	lime green greasy plastic Spunky Princess	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2925	plastic topiary golem of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2926	Fonzie's plastic senile lihc	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2927	gray scorching plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Hot Damage: +25
2928	yellow up-at-dawn plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Adventures: +5
2929	mansplainer's plastic Trouser Snake	0		Monster Level: +15
2930	spinning plastic Axe Wound of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2931	plastic Hellion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2932	Van der Graaf plastic Black Knight	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2933	jittery pulsating healthy plastic pair of tweezers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2934	narrow blinking beefy plastic fruit golem	0		Muscle: +10
2935	cyan deadly plastic fluffy bunny	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	bouncing Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	miniature spoiled huge Surprise Egg	2	crappy	
2941	pickled aerosolized Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 58
2942	alkaline diffused chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 54
2943	double-frozen Vulcanized jittery Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 55
2945	nasty hardened party hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	maroon sinister groovy V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	acceptable shot of rotgut	3	good	
2949	deionized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 44
2950	huge Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	maroon upside-down Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	wobbly personal trainer's glowstick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	Tesla tip jar	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2955	low-calorie moldy yam candy	1	crappy	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	moldy thick tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5	crappy	
2959	rum barrel charrrm bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2960	huge delicious single-serving herbal stuffing	10	awesome	
2961	bland packet of tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
2962	snack-sized tasty shaking blurry tofurkey nugget	2	awesome	
2963	spinning rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	shaking mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	ionized lime green Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 53
2968	pickled Vulcanized pulsating Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 17
2969	toothsome diet creamsicle	1	awesome	
2970	tolerable weak cream stout	2	good	
2971	cyan strapping curmudgel of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	clever grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2974	jittery tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	prompt Tesla tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2976	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery bilge wine	1	decent	
2977	witty rapier of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2978	prompt Oprah's yohohoyo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +3
2979	concentrated deionized triple-wet pulsating fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 17
2980	green booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	mirror strapping booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	squat huge cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	Newton's copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	manspreader's tongue charrrm bracelet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	narrow red rosy-cheeked clingfilm trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	bouncing clever fortified clingfilm cap	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	clingfilm slippers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	spoiled vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3	crappy	
2994	flattened ionized cold-filtered twirling true grit	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 47
2995	lime green supercool cool buoybottoms of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	chaotic grungy flannel shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2997	pulsating wicked stylish grungy bandana	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	mirror grassy cutlass of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	bouncing Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pegleg of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3002	wobbly lamé pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	enormous hoop earring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
3004	miser's costume sword of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	shaking wool savvy rainbow pearl earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	mirror blurry Sherlock's occult rainbow pearl necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	squat Van der Graaf rainbow pearl ring of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	boxer's Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
3010	Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of vim and vigor of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
3011	blinking sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	bouncing ornate key	0		
3015	shaking gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	green ornate chest	0		
3018	bouncing gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	blue stone triangle	0		
3022	mirror medium stone triangle	0		
3023	spinning small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	tolerable ghostly corpse on the beach	3	good	
3026	artisanal wobbly corpsetini	3	super EPIC	
3027	weak drinkable yellow corpsedriver	2	good	
3028	hand-crafted fancy Corpse Island iced tea	4	EPIC	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 35
3029	extra-dry tolerable red-headed corpse	5	good	
3030	acceptable fortified wobbly kamicorpse-ee	5	good	
3031	smooth practically non-alcoholic tumbling corpsel	1	awesome	
3032	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed corpsebite	9	EPIC	
3033	Temple Grandin's pirate fledges	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Look like a Pirate
3034	upside-down piece of thirteen	0		
3035	decent super-sized pearl onion	5	good	
3036	gigantic bland sea biscuit	7	decent	
3037	drinkable green bottle of rum	4	good	
3038	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of black-label rum	1	decent	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	spinning metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	gigantic rotten nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	8	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	adequate big nanite-infested candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	half-sized flavorless huge nanite-infested fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	hand-crafted nanite-infested eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	ghostly El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	spinning Temple Grandin's eyepatch	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	skewed occult cutlass	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3052	blurry nasty breeches	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	non-Vulcanized lime green candy heart	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	double-improved jittery pulsating cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	resourceful metallic foil cat ears	0		Maximum MP: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	spinning iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	olive narrow theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	upside-down cyan synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	narrow toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	wobbly gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	fireproof cyborg doll	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	executive toy maglev monorail	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	huge toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	tumbling twirling laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	skewed silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	ghostly carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	maroon General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	mirror teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	foul-smelling marionette collective	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	blue monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray upside-down gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	groovy borg sock monkey	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	studded slick roboduck-on-a-string	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	vibrating biomechanical crimborg helmet of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	fireproof Sinatra's C.B.F.G.	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	auspicious therapeutic biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	quantum ghostly vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	ghostly friendly handmade hobby horse	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	skewed stiffened ball-in-a-cup	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	double-paned set of jacks	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	snack-sized stale laser-broiled pear	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	tumbling fortified sinister polyalloy shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	upside-down robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	wobbly rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	Da Vinci's vibrating cyborg knife of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	knitted immense cyborg hand of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	perfumed healthy Fonzie's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	twirling overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	green spinning twirling Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	fuchsia bouncing Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	huge Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	blurry Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	blinking old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	maroon divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	upside-down divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	bouncing divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	spinning divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	polymerized concentrated fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 25
3125	wet piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 41
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	red sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	normal roasted marshmallow	3	good	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	adequate tin cup of mulligan stew	4	good	
3132	lightning-fast occult flamin' bindle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40
3133	dog trainer's razor-sharp freezin' bindle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1
3134	upside-down Herculean stinkin' bindle of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3135	skewed banded brainy bindle	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100
3136	twirling extremely unsafe sleazy bindle of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3137	red perfumed 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Stench Resistance: +5
3138	mirror occult Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3139	wobbly Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
3140	gray soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	upside-down ghostly panhandle panhandling hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	cyan asbestos-lined cup of infinite pencils	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1
3143	teal scandalous flame-wreathed Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	blinking tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	skewed huge El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	mirror ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	cyan El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	blurry purple sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	frozen liquefied tumbling warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 34
3160	non-boiled denatured humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 42
3161	super-denatured pressed El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 42
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	wobbly El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	mirror repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	mirror augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	diffused dry warmed seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 54
3169	yummy turtle soup	3	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	mirror evil noodles	0		
3171	shaking nauseating reagent	0		
3172	deadly evil paper umbrella	0		Weapon Damage: +5
3173	moist evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 53
3174	huge adequate upside-down evil boring spaghetti	8	good	
3175	diet bland evil noodles	1	decent	
3176	rotten evil noodles	3	crappy	
3177	yummy fuchsia evil painful penne pasta	4	awesome	
3178	adequate 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
3179	flavorless diet green evil ravioli della hippy	1	decent	
3180	half-sized tasty jittery evil noodles	2	awesome	
3181	polymerized double-irradiated shaking evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 62
3182	anodized evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 38
3183	anodized dry evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 40
3184	altered non-corrupted evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 54
3185	pressed galvanized evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 64
3186	enhanced evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 64
3187	improved warmed gray skewed evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 12
3188	watered-down artisanal an evil sump'm sump'm	2	super EPIC	
3189	acceptable evil ducha de oro	3	good	
3190	delicious irresponsibly strong evil horizontal tango	6	awesome	
3191	high-proof artisanal evil roll in the hay	7	EPIC	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	purple naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	Lo Pan's origami pasties	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	blinking deadly Samson's beefcake's origami riding crop	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	red lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	coward's Annie Oakley's beefcake's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	twirling bouncing upside-down dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	upside-down dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	skewed wobbly laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	squat dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	gray Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	skewed jittery lion tamer's hardened glowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	twirling upside-down green gator skin	0		
3222	arcane researcher's smartaleck's gatorskin umbrella	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	watered-down hand-crafted narrow spinning bottle of sewage schnapps	2	EPIC	
3226	acceptable weak blurry bottle of Ooze-O	2	good	
3227	spoiled immense C.H.U.M. chum	6	crappy	
3228	flavorless diet fancy unfortunate dumplings	1	decent	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 50
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	modified gray oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 39
3231	extremely unsafe tattered paper crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	gigantic rotten vanilla-frosted king cake	9	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	bouncing Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	skewed Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	shaking Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	frosty Jim Carey's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	wobbly wool thinker's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	lightning-fast stanky Ol' Scratch's ash can of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pulsating blue pink plastic baby of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	squat sausage	0		
3251	fuchsia scorching toasty Frosty's silk hat	0		Hot Damage: 30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	jittery flame-wreathed scorching Frosty's carrot	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	chilly Socratic Frosty's nailbat of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	pulsating dance instructor's Oscus's pelt of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	shaking lion tamer's Wand of Oscus of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	manspreader's Oscus's dumpster waders of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	ghostly Temple Grandin's forbidden Zombo's skullcap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	Jeselnik's Zombo's shield of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	huge twirling Rosewater's beefcake's Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	blue scorching rosy-cheeked Chester's moustache of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	shaking blinking savvy Chester's bag of candy of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	shaking auspicious manspreader's Chester's cutoffs	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	upside-down Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	gray jittery candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	jittery bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	non-diffused moist yellow handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 68
3269	alkaline lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 27
3270	aerosolized galvanized improved handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 40
3271	supercharged crotchety pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	veiny Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	Usain Bolt's willowy bonnet	0		Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	ghostly dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	Da Vinci's studded belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	blinking plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	greasy stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	normal olive salad	3	good	
3284	Jack Frost's slick C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3285	avaricious C.H.U.M. knife	0		Meat Drop: +30
3286	inspector's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Item Drop: +15
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	squat huge shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	gray spinning abandoned candy	0		
3291	tumbling secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	skewed gray blurry untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	twirling unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	wobbly jittery smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	spinning farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	tumbling jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	shaking Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	mirror Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	tumbling The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	grievous washboard shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	fireproof spaghetti-box banjo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	wool marinara jug	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	shaking frosty makeshift castanets	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	left-handed melodica of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	compressed narrow gray epic wad	1	awesome	
3317	ghostly dangerous bottlecap	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
3318	friendly corncob pipe	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
3319	yellow Mr. Joe's bangles of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
3320	yellow ribald frayed rope belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3321	blinking packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	avaricious clever mayfly bait necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	watered-down hand-crafted squat jar of fermented pickle juice	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3326	vaporized tumbling red twirling voodoo snuff	1	EPIC	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 30
3327	miniature fancy flavorless tumbling extra-greasy slider	2	decent	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 35
3328	mirror Samson's crumpled felt fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	brainy strapping battered top-hat	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	banded brawny shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	aromatic beefy mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	huge forbidden hobo dungarees of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	MacGyver's groovy patched suit-pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	ghostly curative dance instructor's dead guy's memento	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	stale yellow blurry banquet	4	decent	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	jittery The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	pulsating hobo monkey	0		
3343	blurry bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	wobbly bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	spinning filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	blurry pulsating dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	hand-crafted Ralph IX cognac	4	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	energized wet llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	adequate banana-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	Sherlock's brown plastic baby	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	maroon yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	huge spoiled mole molé	10	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	hand-crafted Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	electrified modified jittery Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	pickled digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	vaporized glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	compressed cyan huge glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	vaporized glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	denatured upside-down blurry glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	denatured glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	dehydrated red glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	cyan Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	jittery Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	lime green steel-toed Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25
3381	spinning blurry Ol' Scratch's stove door of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Thorns: 1
3382	rock-hard boxer's Ol' Scratch's manacles of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
3383	curative experienced beefy Chester's sunglasses	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3384	banded arcane researcher's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100
3385	tumbling padded dangerous Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
3386	chilly Zombo's shoulder blade of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
3387	lard-coated sage Zombo's skull ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3388	pulsating Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	blue sizzling Frosty's arm of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10
3390	censurious Oprah's brainy Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	yellow Oscus's garbage can lid of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	squat baleful thinker's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	Van der Graaf Hodgman's porkpie hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	ribald razor-sharp Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	frosty Newton's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3398	triple-distilled hand-crafted Hodgman's blanket	8	EPIC	
3399	fancy practically non-alcoholic artisanal bouncing lime green jar of squeeze	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 50
3400	adequate small bowl of fishysoisse	2	good	
3401	moist aerosolized deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 62
3402	deionized wobbly concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 22
3403	blurry lewd playing card	0		
3404	deck of lewd playing cards of the overflowing toilet of bravery of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
3405	Hodgman's sock of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
3406	Hodgman's varcolac paw of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3407	huge narrow ruddy Hodgman's almanac	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3408	narrow censurious Hodgman's harmonica	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3409	sizzling Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Hot Damage: +10
3410	Jeselnik's Hodgman's detector	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3411	crafty Hodgman's cane	0		Maximum MP: +10
3412	tumbling ghostly Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	green Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	shaking hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	skewed box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	dry sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 36
3423	dry frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 32
3424	polarized squat wobbly fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
3425	modified mirror garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 68
3426	boiled strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 20
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	energized wobbly Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 36
3430	mirror bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	ruddy stirring stick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100
3436	Newton's Staff of the Teapot Tempest of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3
3437	bouncing ghostly narrow aromatic friendly Staff of the Black Kettle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
3438	fuchsia blinking asbestos-lined Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of wisdom of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	powdered mirror prismatic wad	1	decent	Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	Jack Frost's club of the five seasons	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	squat grievous rainbow crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	bouncing spinning kitten	0		
3444	maroon banded webbed comic mask	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	spinning perfumed personal trainer's six-rainbow shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	upside-down rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	red cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	narrow cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	huge blurry cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	bouncing cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	squat frightening trusty torch	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	Junior Adventurer's merit badge of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
3458	dry double-warmed STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 68
3459	acceptable white-label gin	3	good	
3460	fancy stale super-sized tin rations	5	decent	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 10
3461	mirror haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	fortified drinkable maroon mirror bottle of sake	5	good	
3464	round pebble of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3465	flavorless jumbo Bash-Ōs cereal	5	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	lard-coated healthy padded haiku katana	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	skewed bargain flash powder	0		
3468	fuchsia plastic baby of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	tasty bite-sized blueberry-frosted king cake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	huge skewed bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	wool forbidden Seasonal Beret of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	narrow tumbling Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	non-enhanced cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 35
3475	tarnished warmed blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 32
3476	aerosolized jittery bouncing plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 43
3477	non-concentrated altered pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 28
3478	aerosolized ionized bouncing tumbling blue peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 33
3479	green shaking blurry balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	cyan psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	blinking eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	corrupted polymerized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 18
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	cyan pristine fish scale	0		
3489	bite-sized adequate beefy fish meat	1	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	moldy huge glistening fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	spoiled thick slick fish meat	5	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	mansplainer's fish scimitar of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +15, Candy Drop: +100
3493	tumbling teal executive scorching fish stick	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
3494	squat frosty occult fish bazooka	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3495	galvanized sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 24
3496	ionized bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 69
3497	artisanal bottle of Pete's Sake	4	EPIC	
3498	shaking invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	tumbling beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	rotten half-sized canapés	2	crappy	
3502	dried huge shaking thermos of brew	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	artisanal weak glass of brandy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	studded LWA ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	pulsating maroon Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	scratch 'n' sniff sword of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	upside-down scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	cyan scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	pulsating scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	teal scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	squat scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	auspicious scorching ganger bandana	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	maroon brawny eelskin hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	narrow padded eelskin pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	cyan extremely unsafe eelskin shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	twirling twirling shark tooth	0		
3521	blinking sage shark tooth necklace of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3522	blurry green shaking perfumed Socratic shark jumper	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5
3523	frozen shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 19
3524	dry polarized upside-down tumbling eel battery	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 36
3525	ionized ionized temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 65
3526	blue ribald scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	purple mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	cyan ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	blue jittery Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	squat plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	squat plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	wobbly plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	gray plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	red plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	foul-smelling depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	manspreader's curative depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	skewed mansplainer's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	bouncing forbidden strapping depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	upside-down stiffened slick depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	olive frightening nasty depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	knitted crafty depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	wobbly purple rosewater-soaked nasty KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	twirling lightning-fast propeller beanie	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	cyan mansplainer's supercharged straw hat of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	rosy-cheeked deadly octopus's spade of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	rotten sea carrot	3	crappy	
3556	normal jittery sea cucumber	4	good	
3557	tasty special sea avocado	4	awesome	Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 40
3558	adequate huge sea lychee	4	good	
3559	adequate tumbling blinking sea tangelo	3	good	
3560	delicious sea honeydew	4	awesome	
3561	electrified galvanized energized pulsating pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 29
3562	warmed narrow pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 18
3563	activated pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 66
3564	hand-crafted berry-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3565	high-proof hand-crafted jittery citrus-infused sake	7	EPIC	
3566	hand-crafted melon-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3567	olive slab of sponge	0		
3568	zippy dangerous sponge helmet of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	up-at-dawn scandalous spongy shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
3570	electrified Sinatra's square sponge pants of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	gray tumbling six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	shaking sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	squat bezoar ring	0		
3578	cyan narrow candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	ghostly wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	moldy twirling rice	3	crappy	
3584	flavorless diet jittery irradiated candy cane	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	jumbo special tasty gingerbread mutant bugbear	5	awesome	Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	tolerable strong oozenog	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	alkaline double-deionized sugar plum	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	energized modified upside-down sugar banana	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	aerosolized narrow sugar lime	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	denatured polarized spinning upside-down maroon sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	careful sinister Mer-kin hookspear	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	fuchsia ghostly Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	denatured Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 24
3596	yellow blinking imitation crab crate	0		
3597	spinning imitation crab meat	0		
3598	lime green imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	asbestos-lined experienced cool moist sailor's cap	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	maroon twirling lightning-fast forbidden speargun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40
3601	pulsating up-at-dawn compass	0		Adventures: +5
3602	skewed broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	olive rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	twirling Jim Carey's quilted diving helmet of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	reassuring Jeselnik's supercharged aerated diving helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	upside-down live nautical mine	0		
3609	maroon das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	quantum sea grease	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 64
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	extra-liquefied diffused green unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	shaking pulsating pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	sizzling parasitic claw	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	gray studded parasitic tentacles	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	forbidden parasitic headgnawer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	jittery parasitic strangleworm of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pulsating pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	bouncing Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	irradiated dry Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	cyan blurry radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	blinking hardened elven socks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	mirror shellacked Socratic elven gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	huge nasty slick festive holiday hat	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	censurious hardy patent shoes	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	spinning stanky flame-wreathed gray bow tie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	Lo Pan's penguin thesaurus of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	spoiled narrow blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	tumbling seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	blinking ghostly dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	delicious wobbly canteen of wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	adequate huge elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	decent toast with jam	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	high-proof hand-crafted elven moonshine	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	decent olive knuckle sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	auspicious double-paned psycho sweater	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	wobbly fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	Socratic plastic Mob Penguin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	smelly plastic mutant elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	baleful plastic fat stack of cash	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	lime green flame-wreathed plastic strand of DNA	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	supercool plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	auspicious Putty mitre	0		Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	scandalous Putty leotard of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	smooth Putty ball	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	tumbling inspector's Van der Graaf dangerous Putty snake	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	upside-down Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	rosewater-soaked supercool glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	wizardly glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	ghostly red bouncing stylish glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	small decent squat squat can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	blinking Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	flame-wreathed diving muff	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3678	perfectly mixed salinated mint julep	4	EPIC	
3679	narrow ink bladder	0		
3680	wobbly esca	0		
3681	spinning bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	blue globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	rotten huge tempura carrot	8	crappy	
3685	flavorless snack-sized tempura cucumber	2	decent	
3686	moldy tempura avocado	3	crappy	
3687	bite-sized flavorless sea broccoli	1	decent	
3688	moldy half-sized sea cauliflower	2	crappy	
3689	stale purple tempura broccoli	3	decent	
3690	normal tempura cauliflower	3	good	
3691	bland lime green sea blueberry	4	decent	
3692	rotten fancy sea persimmon	3	crappy	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 25
3693	dry blinking narrow pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 38
3694	double-alkaline triple-activated pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 20
3695	bouncing Mer-kin digpick of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
3696	ghostly squat anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	blurry velcro ore	0		
3699	mirror teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	ghostly valve wheel	0		
3704	upside-down tumbling red waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	blurry Sherlock's Herculean brainy velcro broadsword	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25
3706	narrow miser's rosewater-soaked velcro paddle ball of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
3707	shaking velcro shield of the bloodbag of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
3708	blurry lard-coated velcro boots of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip
3709	horrifying scorching non-stick pugil stick	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
3710	Jack Frost's hardened teflon spatula of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
3711	rosewater-soaked crafty teflon shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
3712	mirror blurry hardy steel-toed cool teflon swim fins	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
3713	baleful 7-inch discus of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3714	knitted resourceful medical-grade PVC staff	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3715	Usain Bolt's vinyl shield of bravery of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
3716	blurry careful razor-sharp experienced vinyl boots	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
3717	gray mirror decaying oar	0		
3718	ghostly fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	blinking tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	spinning foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	glass gnoll eye of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3732	polymerized jittery twirling cigar butt	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 61
3733	hardy manly bloomers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	gravedigger's handwarmer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3737	tumbling ruddy Da Vinci's lighter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
3738	toothsome packet of beer nuts	3	awesome	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	quadruple-galvanized magnetized altered jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 18
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	olive software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	spinning mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	cold-filtered jittery squat concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 61
3750	vampire pearl earring of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3751	normal fancy chocolate chip brownies	3	good	Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 5
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	denatured jittery love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	cold-filtered double-polarized galvanized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	pressed green tumbling shaking love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	frozen red squat love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	colloidal nitrogenated tumbling love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	denatured flattened love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	colloidal spinning breath mint	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 45
3761	blinking vampire pearl ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3762	vampire pearl necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
3763	artisanal gray slug of vodka	3	EPIC	
3764	perfectly mixed slug of rum	3	EPIC	
3765	tolerable slug of shochu	4	good	
3766	special acceptable bouncing screwdiver	4	good	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 50
3767	lousy weak dew yoana lei	2	decent	
3768	enchanted acceptable boozy lychee chuhai	5	good	Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 50
3769	special mediocre salacious screwdiver	4	decent	Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 15
3770	drinkable dew yoana salacious lei	3	good	
3771	hand-crafted watered-down salacious lychee chuhai	2	EPIC	
3772	acceptable Alewife&trade; Ale	4	good	
3773	twirling seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	shaking healthy thinker's pink pinkslip slip	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	blurry chaotic dance instructor's sea salt scrubs	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3778	scandalous amber aviator shades of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3779	alkaline yellow hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 54
3780	narrow censurious nurse's hat of the blizzard of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	boiled bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 35
3783	altered bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	gray smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	squat Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	shaking huge charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	Jim Carey's Da Vinci's Mer-kin roundshield of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3804	energetic Mer-kin breastplate of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3805	perfumed Mer-kin sneakmask of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	blurry Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	altered oxidized bouncing Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 53
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	adequate chocolate-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	plastic baby of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	moldy small sea radish	2	crappy	
3818	halibut of dire peril of doom of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	narrow shellacked water-polo mitt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
3821	aerosolized syringe	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 19
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	triple-ionized spinning wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 24
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	shaking Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	tumbling blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	normal tempura radish	4	good	
3830	ghostly mansplainer's water-polo cap	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Typical Tavern swill	1	good	
3832	drinkable tropical swill	3	good	
3833	triple-distilled acceptable upside-down lime green fruity girl swill	6	good	
3834	smooth high-proof spinning blended swill	9	awesome	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	therapeutic fortified extremely unsafe Socratic Elvish sunglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	blinking hale anniversary safety glass vest	0		Maximum HP: +20
3838	anniversary burlap belt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
3839	wobbly anniversary balsa wood socks of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	MacGyver's anniversary pewter cape	0		Maximum MP: +100
3842	Lo Pan's out-of-tune biwa	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3843	grievous dented harmonica	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3844	Lo Pan's cool magic whistle	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3845	clever plastic blowgun	0		Maximum MP: +20
3846	maroon steel-toed Da Vinci's brawny jungle drum	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9
3847	blinking hippy bongo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
3848	red hale knob bugle	0		Maximum HP: +20
3849	lion tamer's 4-dimensional guitar of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
3850	boxing glove of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
3851	blurry clever hardy quilted boxing glove on a spring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20
3852	blurry Sinatra's half-sized guitar of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5
3853	toasty sage bass drum	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5
3854	pixel boomerang of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3855	scorching quilted world's smallest violin	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
3856	zippy ocarina of space of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20
3857	lime green cool a butt tuba	0		Moxie: +5
3858	energetic bone flute	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
3859	wobbly infernal fife of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3860	flame-retardant charming flute	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3861	jittery leaf of grass	0		
3862	bouncing family-friendly therapeutic grass whistle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3863	Jim Carey's cool plastic guitar	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +25
3864	fireproof finger cymbals	0		Hot Resistance: +3
3865	greasy kettle drum of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3866	stiffened experienced double-barreled sling	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 1
3867	Jim Carey's magilaser blastercannon of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +25
3868	hanky&#363; of the detective of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	MacGyver's Oprah's ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100
3870	shaking stolen office supplies	0		
3871	mirror prompt therapeutic office-supply crossbow	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3872	squat ghostly twirling supercharged pocket theremin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3873	perfumed rave whistle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	ghostly hellseal brain	0		
3877	bouncing burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	huge hellseal disguise	0		
3881	olive chilly dog trainer's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cyan cult memo	0		
3884	red decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	nitrogenated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 66
3886	electrified super-pressed green vial of slime	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 45
3887	irradiated pulsating vial of slime	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 47
3888	double-liquefied irradiated spinning twirling vial of slime	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 39
3889	modified vial of slime	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 61
3890	super-vacuum-sealed unsweetened triple-wet vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 56
3891	liquefied frozen irradiated red vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 59
3892	super-pressed vacuum-sealed blue vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 49
3893	moist oxidized extra-pickled vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 17
3894	denatured jittery vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 36
3895	anodized ghostly vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 15
3896	dry altered spinning cyan vial of slime	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 51
3897	pickled blurry vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 13
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	tumbling figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	upside-down figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	tumbling figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	pulsating figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	ghostly figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	perfectly mixed weak bouncing blended swill with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
3914	teal turtle wax	0		
3915	supercharged turtle wax shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3916	bouncing chilly turtle wax helmet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	turtle wax greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	mirror energetic meat shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
3919	tumbling turtlemail bits	0		
3920	shaking dance instructor's turtlemail coif of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	wobbly stanky wicked turtlemail breeches	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	scorching arcane researcher's turtlemail hauberk	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25
3923	blurry hedgeturtle	0		
3924	wobbly censurious spiky turtle helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	quilted spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	avaricious fortified spiky turtle shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	ghostly syncopated turtle	0		
3929	huge grinning turtle	0		
3930	modified warmed tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 40
3931	rosewater-soaked severed flipper of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	upside-down huge ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	perfumed electrified bad-ass club	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	spinning sealbone	0		
3935	ionized squat hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 62
3936	double-boiled colloidal upside-down scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 17
3937	cold-filtered fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 57
3938	tumbling ribald club of corruption	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	asbestos-lined corrupt club of corruption	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	gravedigger's corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	blue flame-wreathed shellacked evil-ass club of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	auspicious extremely unsafe nasty-ass club of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	coward's infernal toilet brush of bravery	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	wholesome Herculean shadowy seal eye	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	huge ghostly sinister oyster egg balloon	0		Spell Damage: +10
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	fuchsia Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	blinking olive Meat	0		
3949	olive treasure chest	0		
3950	narrow key	0		
3951	jittery pulsating Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	narrow mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	pulsating martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	lime green tin of caviar	0		
3958	skewed manspreader's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
3959	lime green medical-grade garish pinky ring	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3960	supercharged designer sunglasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3961	double-paned opera glasses of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
3962	olive designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	shaking cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	dry corrupted cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 23
3966	narrow lion tamer's coward's hot-ass club of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	lion tamer's quilted baleful frigid-ass club	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	teal medical-grade wholesome creepy-ass club of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	unsweetened anodized purple bouncing wobbly sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 57
3970	squat smelly deadly Abyssal ember	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	warmed tarnished liquefied frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 51
3972	wholesome brainy seal spine	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	denatured seal lube	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 49
3974	deadly mannequin leg of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	shaking dangerous padded tortoise of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3976	twirling steel-toed stiffened tortoboggan	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	shaking wizardly beefy painted shield	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	teal torquoise	0		
3982	reassuring fireproof torquoise ring	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	boxer's brainy dueling banjo	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10
3985	shaking purple soup turtle	0		
3986	mirror pulsating samurai turtle	0		
3987	wobbly ghostly sage samurai turtle helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	steel-toed turtle shell helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	blinking slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	shaking security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	teal bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	huge boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	maroon metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	blue infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	compressed ghostly agua de vida	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	auspicious tortoboggan shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100
4003	olive bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	hale soup-chucks	0		Maximum HP: +20
4005	irradiated triple-deionized ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 46
4006	purple memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	blurry memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	tumbling memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	pulsating memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	bouncing squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	olive greaves of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	wobbly undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	mirror energetic piece of rebar of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4021	gray scorching thinker's shovel of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4022	necklace of the brute of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +100
4023	fuchsia up-at-dawn extremely unsafe slick speargun	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5
4024	spinning Usain Bolt's compass of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
4025	asbestos-lined crafty helmet of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	skewed ribald beefcake's lantern of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
4027	coward's educational greaves of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -35, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	executive dance instructor's educational club	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +40
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	blurry memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	mirror memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	jittery memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	fuchsia caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	small flavorless jittery slimy sweetbreads	2	decent	
4038	delicious slimy fermented bile bladder	3	awesome	
4039	vaporized wobbly slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 10
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	gravedigger's vibrating pig-iron helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	savvy pig-iron shinguards of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	twirling double-paned beefy pig-iron bracers	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	twirling bouncing wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	Temple Grandin's wumpus-hair whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	energetic veiny baleful wumpus-hair wig	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	Socratic brawny wumpus-hair loincloth of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	experienced wumpus-hair sweater of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	beefcake's ring of teleportation	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
4052	fancy glass of baboon milk	1	EPIC	Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	shaking banana milkshake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	high-proof perfectly mixed gray White Hyborian	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	bouncing yellow Van der Graaf goblin hunting spear	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	beefy goblin autoblowgun of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	skewed greasy smelly stone fist	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	censurious stone head	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	squat Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	narrow shaking Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	upside-down Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	red wobbly Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	upside-down essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	blinking multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	shaking Usain Bolt's stylish villainous scythe	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +80, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	reassuring ruddy baneful bandolier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	knitted groovy diabolical crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	banded malevolent medallion of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	wholesome personal trainer's corrosive cowl	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	personal trainer's grisly shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	corroded breeches of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +20, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	pernicious cudgel of doom of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	bland big cupcake-in-a-cup	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	ghostly mirror pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	decent protein paste	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	aromatic Annie Oakley's cyber-mattock	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	ghostly X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	oxidized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	deionized physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	teal skewed slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	lime green peawee marble of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4096	supercool brown crock marble	0		Moxie Percent: +20
4097	ghostly mansplainer's China marble	0		Monster Level: +15
4098	therapeutic lemonade marble	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4099	toasty bumblebee marble	0		Hot Damage: +5
4100	jet bennie marble of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4101	bouncing rock-hard razor-sharp beige clambroth marble	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5
4102	MacGyver's steely marble	0		Maximum MP: +100
4103	prompt arcane researcher's beach ball marble of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +3
4104	maroon catseye marble of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4105	skewed horrifying bumboozer marble	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4106	chamoisole of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4107	polarized pressed wobbly bitter pill	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 18
4108	blinking Fonzie's cool monstrous monocle	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	Van der Graaf educational musty moccasins	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	tumbling molten medallion of the blizzard of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	wholesome dance instructor's brazen bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	Jack Frost's Jim Carey's bitter bowtie	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	stiffened bewitching boots	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	tumbling blurry curative rickety unicycle of terror of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4117	rosewater-soaked dangerous crusty hula hoop of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4118	prompt stanky forbidden Coily&trade;	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
4119	Van der Graaf ruddy weightlifter's school flying disc	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4120	prompt knitted dangerous lawn dart	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3
4121	wool flame-wreathed steel-toed wagon	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	blue curative Sinatra's crown-shaped beanie of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	family-friendly flame-retardant steel-toed hopping socks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4125	Annie Oakley's fortified strapping poodle skirt	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	Van der Graaf steel-toed boxer's letterman's jacket	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4127	cyan forbidden hardened slime hat of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	censurious curative studded hardened slime pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	narrow gravedigger's veiny hardened slime belt of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4130	gray twirling empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	boiled cyan huge boot plant	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	fancy drinkable jittery wobbly sham champagne	4	good	Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	triple-polymerized corrupted tempura air	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
4134	energized pulsating pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 45
4135	yellow moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	miser's inspector's padded forbidden Bag o' Tricks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	squat slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	squat a creased paper strip	0		
4140	ghostly a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	lime green a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	funny paper hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	altered nitrogenated purple sand	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 13
4147	resourceful beefy charged magnet	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	double-concentrated tumbling dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	extra-tarnished triple-pickled shaking Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 62
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	spinning wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	drinkable pebblebr&auml;u	4	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	stale rocky road ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	huge extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	nitrogenated quantum children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 69
4164	irradiated electrified blurry ghostly Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 63
4165	inspector's fireproof forbidden Staff of the Soupbone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
4166	huge curative Voluminous Radio Pants	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	huge Voluminous Radio Hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	blue rosy-cheeked Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	flame-retardant rock helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	lime green energetic rock pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rock necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	blurry Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	upside-down jittery rosy-cheeked sugar shotgun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	rosewater-soaked sugar shillelagh	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sugar shank of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	avaricious Jim Carey's mansplainer's sugar chapeau	0		Monster Level: 40, Meat Drop: +30, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	tumbling Usain Bolt's sugar shorts	0		Initiative: +80, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	tumbling bouncing sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	toasty slime convention pin	0		Hot Damage: +5
4188	bouncing slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	twirling olive wobbly inverse geode	0		
4190	mirror control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	blurry crafty sugar shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	rave visor of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	sharpshooter's baggy rave pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	sage pacifier necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	shaking crafty dance instructor's groovy sea cowboy hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	foul-smelling brand new key of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 35
4207	therapeutic dorsal fin	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4208	ghostly skate skates	0		
4209	blue skate skin	0		
4210	blinking roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	curative boxer's skate blade	0		Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4214	blinking blue spangly unitard	0		
4215	blurry asbestos-lined horrifying collapsible baton	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	blurry groupie bra	0		
4218	improved mirror groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 67
4219	twirling avaricious arcane researcher's skate board	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +30
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	skewed yield shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	huge squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	twirling unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	blinking scandalous Star of Bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
4227	bouncing skewed hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	narrow perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	tumbling amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	squat bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	lime green ice skate doll	0		
4233	narrow hacienda key	0		
4234	squat pat&eacute; knife of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
4235	upside-down salt-shaker	0		
4236	twirling can of sterno	0		
4237	cheese-slicer of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4238	moldy beef jerky	3	crappy	
4239	Lo Pan's pipe wrench	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4240	energized electrified gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 29
4241	rosewater-soaked sleep mask	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	fireproof sock garters	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4243	dry chilled mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 32
4244	banded leather-bound tome	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4245	maroon bookmark	0		
4246	wobbly Van der Graaf ivory cue ball	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4247	tolerable decanter of fine Scotch	4	good	
4248	boiled tumbling twirling expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	liquefied vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 41
4253	flattened denatured potion of speed	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 38
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	double-liquefied unsweetened sap	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	wobbly petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	super-sized moldy chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	artisanal blue mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	blurry wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	upside-down mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	mirror Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bark boxers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	weightlifter's bark beret	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	lime green greasy bark bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4267	aromatic strapping Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	crafty razor-sharp Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	studded Angelhair Culottes of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	pulsating miser's reassuring Newman's Own Trousers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	censurious Volartta's bellbottoms of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	squat horrifying supercool Lederhosen of the Night	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	electrified frozen ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	mirror upside-down Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	resourceful Herculean Underworld truncheon of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	pulsating dog trainer's Van der Graaf ruddy Staff of the Woodfire	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	blurry supercharged wicked Rosewater's Underworld flail	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	blue auspicious Da Vinci's Mer-kin bunwig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	knitted crappy Mer-kin mask of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	knitted therapeutic crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	miser's aromatic chaotic Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	aromatic veiny Mer-kin scholar mask of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	wobbly gravedigger's vibrating Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	ribald vibrating Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	ghostly inspector's rosewater-soaked wholesome Mer-kin headguard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	squat Temple Grandin's Mer-kin waistrope	0		Familiar Weight: +7
4290	MacGyver's personal trainer's Mer-kin facecowl of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5
4291	shellacked Mer-kin thighguard	0		Damage Reduction: 7
4292	twirling Jeselnik's hardy Mer-kin dodgeball of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	blue zippy shellacked smooth Mer-kin dragnet	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	squat blinking electrified Mer-kin switchblade of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	miser's Tesla vibrating Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	shellacked smartaleck's boxer's Brand of Violence	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	huge rosewater-soaked Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
4300	tumbling narrow prompt padded Lens of Violence of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	jittery aromatic Pigsticker of Violence of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1
4302	skewed yellow executive Socratic Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	rosy-cheeked razor-sharp Cold Stone of Hatred of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	weightlifter's strapping Girdle of Hatred of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: 20, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	Usain Bolt's thinker's Staff of Simmering Hatred of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80
4306	skewed curative slick Pantaloons of Hatred of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	perfumed supercharged Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4308	fireproof smooth Lens of Hatred of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	twirling Temple Grandin's supercharged beefcake's Treads of Loathing	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	rosewater-soaked frightening rosy-cheeked Scepter of Loathing	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Cloathing
4311	wholesome fortified padded Belt of Loathing	0		Damage Absorption: 80, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	coward's Jim Carey's energetic Goggles of Loathing	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: 5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	Jim Carey's stiffened brawny Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Cloathing
4314	narrow censurious fortified Sinatra's Jeans of Loathing	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	twirling Tesla Annual Ascot	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4316	maroon greedy wizardly Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	upside-down crafty occult experienced Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	sharpshooter's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	mirror blurry aromatic wicked dangerous Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	executive ribald Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	friendly veiny The Trickster's Trikitixa of the brazier of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	spinning healthy baleful grievous Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	wobbly energetic weightlifter's Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	purple avaricious nippy Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	ghostly chilly manspreader's sage Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	skewed frightening MacGyver's stiffened Bling of the New Wave	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	resourceful Herculean boxer's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	skewed suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	blurry bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	massive rotten candy kneecapping stick	6	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	adequate super-sized licorice garrote	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	spinning Tesla candy knuckles	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	stale bite-sized jawbruiser	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	pressed improved chocolate car	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	shellacked plastic 11 Dealer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	spinning ghostly flame-wreathed plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	skewed plastic Don Crimbo of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	MacGyver's plastic Crimbomination	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	liquefied bouncing Piddles	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	diffused squat BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	nitrogenated alkaline pulsating Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	narrow Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	jittery gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	lime green rock-hard snow hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	red ruddy snow pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	narrow extremely unsafe snow belly	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	lime green Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	teal A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	half-sized rotten expired can of franks 'n' beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	tolerable jittery twirling blue expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	super-pickled blinking tumbling elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	special miniature bland blinking penguin focaccia bread	2	decent	Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	drinkable twirling herringcello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	artisanal elven cellocello	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	wobbly handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	huge bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	skewed handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	blurry mirror spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	prompt throwing wrench	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pair of bolt cutters of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	electrified poison pen	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	cyan speed limit shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	sharpshooter's steel-toed live wire	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	huge Socratic misfit dolly of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	frightening occult misfit hobby horse	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	Tesla boxer's misfit teddy bear	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	fuchsia dance instructor's pocketwatch on a chain of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	ghostly shellacked sage cement sandals	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	twirling blurry Fonzie's night-vision goggles of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	fuchsia peanut brittle shield of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	Red Rover BB gun of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	Lo Pan's red-and-green sweater	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	tumbling Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	Vulcanized Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	Vulcanized non-unsweetened dry blurry Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	Vulcanized olive Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	squat crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	sinister cheese sword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	cheese diaper of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	double-paned cheese wheel	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	cheese eye of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	spinning huge prompt Staff of Queso Escusado of Gandalf of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	skewed Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	normal low-calorie quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	mediocre ghostly Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	beefcake's sealhide hood	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	upside-down wholesome sealhide leggings	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	nasty sealhide cloak	0		Stench Damage: +5
4418	maroon friendly sealhide buckler	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4419	blinking Tesla sealhide whip	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4420	strapping sealhide moccasins	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
4421	lightning-fast sealhide gloves	0		Initiative: +40
4422	studded sealhide belt	0		Damage Absorption: +80
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	twirling puzzling trophy	0		
4425	wet tarnished triple-quantum sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 39
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	shaking rosy-cheeked glowstick on a string	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Raveosity: +1
4429	Fonzie's candy necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	squat teddybear backpack of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	extra-pickled cold-filtered nitrogenated tumbling invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	non-enhanced irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	chilled extra-frozen aerosolized narrow irritability potion	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	wobbly hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	chaotic guard turtle shell	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	hardened crowbar	0		Damage Reduction: 3
4442	blurry quilted spaghetti cult rosary	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4443	red spaghetti cult mask of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	upside-down flame-wreathed spangly mariachi pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	strapping spangly mariachi vest of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4447	wobbly Oprah's spangly sombrero	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	boiled fuchsia ghostly Instant Karma	1	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 45
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	lion tamer's pointy hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	chaotic lawnmower blade	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	shaking grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	smelly The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	pulsating mirror snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	censurious perfumed snailmail coif	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	sage snailmail breeches of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	arcane researcher's snailmail hauberk of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4461	boiled magnetized seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 40
4462	frozen vacuum-sealed quadruple-activated chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 15
4463	deionized dry extra-warmed yellow chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 48
4464	polarized skewed chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 23
4465	activated spinning skewed chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 12
4466	adjusted ionized cold-filtered chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 50
4467	Vulcanized chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 56
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	ghostly BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	jittery Temple Grandin's BRICKO hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	upside-down BRICKO pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	savvy BRICKO sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	jittery bouncing BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	squat BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	mirror BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	pulsating BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	quilted BRICKO bulwark	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	teal BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	bouncing gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	fuchsia BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	huge BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	green extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	denatured teal recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 23
4498	alkaline recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 61
4499	cold-filtered blurry recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 32
4500	extra-wet polymerized recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 32
4501	extra-adjusted super-corrupted recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 18
4502	non-adjusted recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 47
4503	colloidal recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	Sinatra's cool heart of the volcano	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5
4505	enhanced tumbling wobbly Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 21
4506	twirling puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	ghostly Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	pressed &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	gigantic yummy walrus ice cream	6	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	small bland beautiful soup	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	jittery mirror eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	stale massive special Humpty Dumplings	9	decent	Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	low-calorie decent mirror Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	drinkable missing wine	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	low-calorie spoiled lime green matter custard	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	alkaline comfit?	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	tumbling ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	Rosewater's flamingo mallet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	blinking croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	chaotic electrified eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	fortified wig of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	bland donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	rotten bucket of honey	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	healthy studded elephant stinger	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	miniature flavorless dragon snaps	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	blinking yellow Herculean snapdragon pistil of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	red skewed puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	adequate fancy huge mirror rook cookie	6	good	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	normal immense blue bishop cookie	10	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	low-calorie flavorless knight cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	tasty fancy king cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	snack-sized rotten teal queen cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	insane tophat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	blinking clever helm of the knight of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	personal trainer's wristwatch of the knight of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	Tesla groovy trousers of the knight	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	tie of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4543	bouncing wicked tuxedo pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	red porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	wobbly bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	horrifying detour shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	wobbly percent sign	0		
4555	purple left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	tumbling equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	olive can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	drinkable world's most unappetizing beverage	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	upside-down groovy slippery when wet shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	spoiled raisin	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fuchsia fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	smelly experienced flyest of shirts	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	flavorless half-sized maroon a dance upon the palate	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	flavorless miniature prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	skewed tumbling Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	super-sized stale squirmy violent party snack	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	can-you-dig-it? of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	blinking The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	electrified dry Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	mirror huge Temple Grandin's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	razor-sharp T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	purple glob of skin	0		
4584	delicious gigantic wobbly six wedges of goat cheese	8	awesome	
4585	upside-down collection of objects	0		
4586	huge boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	lard-coated pixel whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4590	huge nasty pixel chain whip	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	pixel morning star of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	lime green spinning pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	narrow shaking pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	blinking bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	irresponsibly strong drinkable blue bouncing plastic cup of beer	7	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	blurry keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	blinking stylish bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of temperance	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	adequate sun-dried tofu	4	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	acceptable soyburger juice	3	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	blurry essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	diffused boiled blurry blurry essential soy	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	quadruple-warmed huge blurry essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	lion tamer's Crown of Thrones	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	weak fancy mediocre Cinco Mayo Lager	2	decent	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	tumbling pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	fuchsia frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	blurry Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	blue Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	pickled modified chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	bland miniature pawn cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	dehydrated coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	squat squat superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	jittery plastic spider ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	maroon plastic kazoo of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	electrified inflatable baseball bat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	pulsating frightening scorching googly-star hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	blinking padded googly-ball hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	foul-smelling frosty googly-heart hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	zippy padded super-sweet boom box	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +20, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	reassuring wicked Rosewater's sinister demon mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	beefy streetfighting champion's belt of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	wool chaotic brainy Space Trip safety headphones	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	friendly LARP carp	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4641	boxer's KoL Con Six Pack of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
4642	spinning ghostly asbestos-lined Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4643	ghostly frightening rxr shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	scandalous chaotic Juju Mojo Mask of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	censurious space trooper helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	flame-retardant groovy Meteoid ice beam of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	veiny Da Vinci's Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	twirling Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	mirror chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	ghostly vibrating rock-hard ironic knit cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	blurry ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	yellow gravedigger's ironic battle spoon	0		Spooky Damage: +10
4655	prompt nasty quilted ironic jogging shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	Temple Grandin's mole skin notebook	0		Familiar Weight: +7
4657	jittery pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	bouncing pulsating rosy-cheeked blackberry galoshes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
4660	ruddy trout fang of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	normal wobbly poisonous caviar	3	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	frozen tumbling blue wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	rock-hard razor-sharp Ellsbury's skull	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	squat arcane researcher's hot plate	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Thorns: 1
4666	imp unity ring of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3
4667	quilted Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4668	greasy observational glasses	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4669	deadly hilarious comedy prop	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4670	blurry beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	watered-down lousy blurry booze-soaked cherry	2	decent	
4672	twirling huge comfy pillow	0		
4673	rotten marshmallow	3	crappy	
4674	normal big sponge cake	5	good	
4675	mediocre triple-distilled tumbling gin-soaked blotter paper	8	decent	
4676	blurry ghostly tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	squat volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	gray ghostly Van der Graaf pottery shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	aromatic double-paned pottery hat	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	upside-down pottery training pants of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	tumbling pottery club of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	Jack Frost's pottery yo-yo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	jittery pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	yellow fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	tumbling fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	lime green fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	red fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	narrow fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	blue mirror skewed fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	mirror affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	huge flame-wreathed electrified occult Greatest American Pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	narrow vibrating fossilized necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	mirror imp air	0		
4699	blurry bus pass	0		
4700	narrow fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	tumbling archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	red-hot medallion of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	pulsating fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	ghostly fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	red blinking sinister tablet	0		
4707	spinning E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	purple My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	green sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	enchanted huge moldy lemon popsicle	8	crappy	Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 30
4715	moldy popsicle	3	crappy	
4716	tasty skewed strawberry popsicle	4	awesome	
4717	moldy liver popsicle	3	crappy	
4718	narrow hardened mariachi hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	squat wholesome Hollandaise helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	flavorless wobbly liver and let pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	special decent badass pie	4	good	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	spoiled big shoo-fish pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	normal piping organ pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	spoiled igloo pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	rotten tiny stomach turnover	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	huge rotten dead lights pie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	moldy throbbing organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	mansplainer's stop shield	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	twirling nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	shaking prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	ghostly savvy beer-soaked mop	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4738	acceptable day-old beer	3	good	
4739	bad plain beer	3	decent	
4740	distilled lousy overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	5	decent	
4741	wobbly lime green smiling rat	0		
4742	jittery rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	anodized polymerized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 35
4745	dry super-chilled Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 42
4746	ionized boiled polarized Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 31
4747	flavorless gigantic bone meal	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	weak tolerable ghostly bone aperitif	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	careful bonerang	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	Newton's bone and arrows	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	blinking scorching boning knife	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	groovy bone spurs	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	sizzling Temple Grandin's bonedanna	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	skewed bouncing beefy boneana hammock of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	polarized wobbly blurry candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	olive Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	moldy huge pumpkin pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	spirit-forward acceptable pumpkin beer	5	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	nitrogenated chilled alkaline lime green pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	shin gourds of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	hardened Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	pulsating Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	purple Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	squat Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	bouncing twirling Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	thick bland twirling CRIMBCOIDS mints	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	wobbly squat can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	spoiled CRIMBCOLOAF	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	adequate bouncing circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	veiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	spinning sinister plastic fax machine	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	rosewater-soaked plastic hobo elf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	spinning double-paned plastic Mr. Mination	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	plastic Best Game Ever of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	huge cyan robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	cyan mirror robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	gray robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	skewed robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	tumbling robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	shaking robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	fuchsia robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	rotten small triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	special delicious square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	awesome	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	perfumed strapping bindlestocking of the glutton	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	skewed lime green twirling sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	huge The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	blue ghostly brainy Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	sizzling careful Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	flame-wreathed hale Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	supercool Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	jittery blinking censurious mansplainer's Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	cyan horrifying energetic Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	aerosolized corrupted tumbling chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	grievous gift-a-pult	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	polymerized holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	spinning paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	skewed bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	wizardly CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	spinning CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	cyan CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	tumbling Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	studded Da Vinci's experienced paperclip-on tie	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	pulsating maroon Jack Frost's paperclip pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	stylish smooth paperclip turban of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: 40, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	twirling purple sinister paperclip cape	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	purple photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	extra-tarnished chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	pickled chilled bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	ionized incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	electrified colloidal gray myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	blurry CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	hand-crafted distilled tumbling CRIMBCO wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	ghostly Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	narrow purple skewed toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	immense bland bouncing toe jam toast	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	narrow traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	low-calorie flavorless traffic jam toast	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	rotten skewed space jam toast	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	irradiated motivational poster	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	skewed blinking sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	teal bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	ghostly BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	spoiled super-sized festive sausage	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	spoiled half-sized jittery holiday cheese log	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	twirling holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	teal toasty weightlifter's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	nippy slick BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	yellow smartaleck's BGE pocket calendar	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	olive BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	manspreader's BGE plastic toy	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	yellow stiffened stapler bear	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	adhesive tape dolly of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	bouncing mansplainer's scissor duck	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	blinking coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	blurry Seven Loco of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	careful Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	veiny Loathing Legion necktie	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	groovy Loathing Legion knife	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	blinking slick Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Sherlock's Loathing Legion can opener	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	tumbling Tesla dance instructor's Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	bouncing Loathing Legion rollerblades of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	boxer's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	slick Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	Loathing Legion double prism of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	yellow experienced Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	cyan Loathing Legion kitchen sink of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	maroon hardy Loathing Legion abacus	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	wool Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	bouncing blue Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	ghostly Newton's Loathing Legion hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	shaking Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	cyan arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	flavorless Knob jelly donut	3	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	jittery Knob batter	0		
4945	shaking lime green Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	fuchsia upside-down bouncing GOTO	0		
4949	nitrogenated energized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 14
4950	diffused anodized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 34
4951	frightening flimsy clipboard	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4952	extra-oxidized oxidized baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 38
4953	narrow huge greedy clever whalebone corset	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4954	skewed steel-toed oven mitts	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
4955	flavorless overcookie	3	decent	
4956	bland philosopher's scone	3	decent	
4957	colloidal half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 63
4958	energetic Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4959	bland tumbling Knob nuts	3	decent	
4960	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1	decent	
4961	purple pulsating Subject 37 file	0		
4962	pulsating personal trainer's mysterious lapel pin of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	upside-down huge Evilometer	0		
4965	twirling Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	purple Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	twirling Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	narrow Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	bouncing Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	gray Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	blue Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	jittery Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	bouncing tumbling Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	narrow Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	skewed Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	shaking Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	blue Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	blinking Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	green Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	huge Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	shaking Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	green Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	jittery yellow Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	jittery Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	squat Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	teal Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	blinking Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	bouncing narrow Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	card sleeve of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	tumbling Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	moldy wasabi pocky	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	tasty tobiko pocky	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	delicious natto pocky	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	lousy practically non-alcoholic wasabi-infused sake	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	perfectly mixed tobiko-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	artisanal fortified natto-infused sake	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	improved skewed wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	Vulcanized oxidized pressed tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	vacuum-sealed twirling natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	shaking Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	tarnished altered elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	mediocre narrow marshmallow flamb&eacute;	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	mediocre cranberry schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	drinkable pulsating breaded beer	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic soy cordial	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	twirling scandalous astral bludgeon of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
5029	personal trainer's astral shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Candy Drop: +100
5030	dog trainer's stylish astral chapeau of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	sinister personal trainer's astral bracer of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
5032	studded Samson's astral longbow of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5
5033	mirror yellow stanky deadly astral shorts of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked experienced astral mace	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10
5035	prompt frosty rosy-cheeked astral trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	stanky Da Vinci's astral ring of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25
5037	shaking medical-grade Fonzie's wizardly astral statuette	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5038	wholesome astral pistol of vim and vigor of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Monster Level: -25
5039	tumbling foul-smelling brainy astral mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +10
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	upside-down Sherlock's chilly hardened astral shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
5042	bouncing bouncing chilly astral belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +5
5043	delicious astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	lousy blurry astral pilsner	4	???	
5045	huge astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	huge shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	lime green padded Herculean groovy double-ice cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	purple ribald banded slick double-ice box	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	double-paned Temple Grandin's double-ice britches of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	spinning Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	blinking intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	mirror best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	improved blinking spinning Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	non-colloidal irradiated energized Red Pill	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	pulsating Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	flavorless wobbly spaghetti con calaveras	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	ghostly s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	rotten big popcorn	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	spoiled blinking chaos popcorn	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	wool educational cool hole	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	fancy immense adequate olive s'more	0	good	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	spinning diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	high-proof hand-crafted special Russian Ice	6	EPIC	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	Fonzie's clay ashtray	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	executive lanyard	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	upside-down Socratic monster pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	oxidized wobbly Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	censurious Da Vinci's Van der Graaf helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	jittery beefy crutch	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	pulsating hale shock belt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	concentrated electrified upside-down Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	asbestos-lined rubber band gun	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	shaking rock-hard pin-stripe slacks	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	chaotic gloves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	vacuum-sealed double-alkaline correction fluid	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	shaking family-friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	horrifying Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	skewed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	wizardly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	supercool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	blurry family-friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Herculean Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	frosty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	sinister Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	huge olive strapping Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	sharpshooter's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	cold-filtered lime green spinning willyweed	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	modified Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	moist fish juice box	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	spinning hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	triple-distilled mediocre mirror Jeppson's Malort	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	stress ball of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	maroon Ultracolor&trade; shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	blinking stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	olive reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	twirling censurious scorching padded Admiral's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	twirling shaking bouncing executive horrifying Samson's aviator's cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	dog trainer's steel-toed mirrored aviator shades	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	ionized pickled blue twirling Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	thick stale elven hardtack	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	lousy bouncing elven squeeze	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	twirling E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	blue E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	altered blinking astral energy drink	1		
5141	jittery Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	squat teal moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	wobbly handful of honey	0		
5145	moist quadruple-pickled galvanized honeypot	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 38
5146	adequate wobbly wild honey pie	4	good	
5147	fortified hand-crafted huge honey mead	5	EPIC	
5148	reassuring brainy honey dipper of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
5149	therapeutic fortified honeybritches of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	huge flame-wreathed hardy weightlifter's honeycap	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	smooth Moonthril Circlet	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	skewed auspicious Moonthril Greaves	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	dance instructor's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	electrified Moonthril Longbow	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	squat gravedigger's Moonthril Cuirass	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	curative plush alielf	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	tarnished corrupted Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	plush dogcat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	plush hamsterpus of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	savvy plush alien hamsterpus	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	plush mutated alielf of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	blurry narrow hardened Rosewater's plush mutated alielephant	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	Samson's girl	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	narrow top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	spinning elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	galvanized warmed irradiated transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	perfectly mixed Saison du Lune	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	mediocre spinning Moonthril Schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	hand-crafted Wrecked Generator	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	miniature rotten Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	normal bouncing Crepes a la Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	huge bland lime green Moon Pie	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	quadruple-adjusted magnetized blinking Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	electrified mirror Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	pressed tarnished denatured 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	ghostly Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	blinking Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	shaking Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	concentrated cyan honey stick	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 56
5189	cold-filtered electrified double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	Jeselnik's nippy Operation Patriot Shield of doom	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	Vulcanized moist corrupted data	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	gray huge 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	blurry foul-smelling Great S-Cape	0		Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	fuchsia jittery steel-toed Marvelous Unitard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	compressed twirling pulsating fuchsia gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	vaporized gray blinking beastly paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	altered paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	compressed mirror huge red ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	denatured blurry greasy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	altered mirror bug paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	pickled maroon hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	dehydrated orc paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	powdered demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dried bouncing squat yellow indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	dried blinking mirror mirror paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dried ghostly blinking goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	compressed spinning blinking tumbling pirate paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	twisted mirror chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	vaporized ghostly pulsating paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	diluted tumbling Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	boiled pulsating blinking slimy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	twisted penguin paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	denatured jittery twirling green elemental paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	diluted spinning cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	dehydrated shaking hobo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	diluted green spinning tumbling Crimbo paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	ghostly Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	narrow fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	skewed Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	huge Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	adequate miniature Ur-Donut	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	gray The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	mediocre extra-dry enchanted bucket of wine	5	decent	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	flavorless immense purple ultrafondue	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	maroon snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	zippy shining halo	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	maroon squat furry halo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	pulsating careful frosty halo	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	mirror time halo	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	watered-down bad Lumineux Limnio	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	practically non-alcoholic lousy fancy Morto Moreto	1	decent	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	watered-down lousy Temps Tempranillo	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	perfectly mixed Bordeaux Marteaux	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	drinkable weak spinning Fromage Pinotage	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	artisanal Beignet Milgranet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	tolerable narrow Muschat	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	flavorless skewed cool jelly donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	big flavorless lime green shrapnel jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	flavorless occult jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	adequate thyme jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	half-sized normal danish	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	stale immense blinking smashed danish	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	spoiled gigantic forbidden danish	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	decent miniature cool cat claw	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	immense tasty special upside-down blunt cat claw	6	awesome	Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	decent shadowy cat claw	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	decent blue cheezburger	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	rotten toasted brie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	anodized potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	Vulcanized quantum too legit potion	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	pressed ionized vacuum-sealed Bright Water	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	chilled diffused cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	dry graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	energized quadruple-alkaline cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	polymerized pickled potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	oxidized oxidized green potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	pickled blurry potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	magnetized blue potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	extra-pressed potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	wobbly bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	maroon chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	green skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	blue jittery horrifying hammerus	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	ghostly Jeselnik's blunt icepick	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	fluorescent lightbulb of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	skewed reassuring chilly blammer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	studded clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	ghostly groovy broken clock	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	knitted dethklok	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	crafty glacial clock	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	wobbly Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	spinning d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	twirling d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	lime green twirling d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	spinning d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	blurry d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	fuchsia generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	lime green generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	ghostly slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	shaking dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	flavorless massive phish stick	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	blinking flame-retardant manspreader's plastic vampire fangs of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	upside-down fuchsia Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	pulsating Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sinatra's Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	jittery inspector's flame-wreathed thinker's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	ghostly skewed horrifying Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	huge lion tamer's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	quadruple-modified ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	corrupted modified necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	liquefied pickled tarnished narrow bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	dry polarized whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	oxidized polarized mirror press-on ribs	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	tarnished olive Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	alkaline oxidized tumbling Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	pressed wet skewed Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	irradiated Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	wet Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	perfectly mixed spirit-forward Ecto-Cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	delicious Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	artisanal huge Blood Light	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	drinkable boozy fuchsia Silver Bullet beer	5	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	acceptable Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	mirror ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	triple-vacuum-sealed frozen sorority brain	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	dry narrow narrow Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	flattened ionized drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	squat shaking throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	stylish extra-see-thru nightie	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	twirling fuchsia savvy smooth BRAINS shorts	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	blinking Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	friendly scrunchie	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	squat therapeutic extremely skinny jeans of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	shaking double-paned beefy The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	vibrating occult dangerous The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	purple stanky smelly The Necbromancer's Shorts of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: 35, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	family-friendly deadly The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	huge The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	bad watered-down The Cooler Out of Space	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	squat The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	purple sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	adjusted anodized huge Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	cyan jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	ghostly Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	yellow shaking twirling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	lime green twirling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	yellow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	lime green blurry Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	blinking thinker's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	upside-down stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	blurry groovy plastic trollipop	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	purple jittery Oprah's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	plastic abominable fudgeman of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	Fonzie's plastic colollilossus	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	ruddy beefy plastic Big Candy	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	mirror The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	dried groose grease	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	mirror tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	jittery strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	educational ridiculous belt	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	ridiculous earring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	olive blinking bouncing ridiculous sunglasses of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	stale mirror ridiculous sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	distilled artisanal bouncing ridiculous cocktail	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	upside-down up-at-dawn zombie monkey necklace of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	maroon ghostly peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	vacuum-sealed peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	adequate peppermint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	blinking peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	electrified candy cane	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	spinning Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	scandalous clever cane-mail shirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	pulsating ghostly ribald gravedigger's banded cane-mail pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	perfectly mixed skewed Vodka Matryoshka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	artisanal enchanted fortified Gin Mint	5	EPIC	Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	lousy practically non-alcoholic Tequiz Navidad	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	drinkable jittery Mint Yulep	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	delicious watered-down gray Crimbojito	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	drinkable narrow Sangria de Menthe	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	pulsating candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	galvanized tumbling licorice root	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	super-quantum banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	double-altered pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	denatured concentrated lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	triple-improved cold-filtered boiled kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	unsweetened denatured strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	strapping bananarama bangle	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	knitted pair of pearidot earrings	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	fireproof tourmalime tourniquet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	pulsating sharpshooter's kumquartz ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	censurious strawberyl necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	sucker bucket of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	sucker hakama of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	padded sucker kabuto	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	forbidden sucker tachi	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	pulsating pulsating cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	concentrated fudge lily	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	chilled aerosolized blinking fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	decent fudgesicle	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	moist devilish folio	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	blinking jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	blurry vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	upside-down lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	spinning jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	mirror gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	purple gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	galvanized mirror Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	low-calorie normal fudge bunny	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	fuchsia asbestos-lined nasty fudgecycle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	red blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	flattened chilled double-cold-filtered resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	pressed upside-down blinking resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	diffused colloidal olive resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	modified non-pressed red resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	vacuum-sealed double-alkaline resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	flattened tumbling resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	ionized huge mirror resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	chilled resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	double-irradiated triple-tarnished spinning resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	ghostly skewed gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	bouncing gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	dry boiled gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	dry gummi snake	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	enhanced gummi canary	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	moldy massive gummi bear	8	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	spoiled gummi bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	rotten diet gummi bear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	decent drunki-bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	enchanted thick toothsome drunki-bear	5	awesome	Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	rotten drunki-bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	blue Rosewater's gummi bowtie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	rosy-cheeked fudge pocket square	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	wicked lollipop cufflinks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	unsweetened polymerized huge gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	quadruple-tarnished quantum gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	non-quantum modified bouncing gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	pulsating narrow all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	red heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	bouncing fireproof dangerous Big Candy's tophat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	cyan Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	ghostly Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	upside-down pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	bland pulsating narrow jerky coins	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	irresponsibly strong artisanal Go-Wassail	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	colloidal non-ionized twirling Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	irradiated cold-filtered lime green huge spinning bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	energized nitrogenated jittery green wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	jittery Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	gray Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	upside-down pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pulsating bouncing pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	maroon pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	blinking blurry pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	tarnished quadruple-ionized Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	bland half-sized jittery berries of suffering	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	aerosolized baobab sap	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	tumbling cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	huge magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	polarized blinking Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	drinkable Barulio's bottle	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	energized electrified Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	mirror upside-down glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	double-activated Vulcanized desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	twirling Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	ribald energetic Leapin' Trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
5544	watered-down perfectly mixed eggnog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	snack-sized moldy hamhock	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	pulsating Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	narrow Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	smartaleck's Trusty	0		Moxie Percent: +30
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	mirror blue jittery empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	quadruple-polymerized adjusted fireclutch	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 50
5556	supercool Rain-Doh wings of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	bouncing Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	ribald frightening Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	tumbling hale wizardly Rain-Doh lantern	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	maroon Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	asbestos-lined fortified Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	rotten small tumbling mirror PB&BP	2	crappy	
5566	bite-sized adequate mirror club sandwich	1	good	
5567	flavorless super-sized corned-beef Reuben	5	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	perfectly mixed watered-down spinning Drac & Tan	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Transylvania Sling	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	delicious watered-down Shot of the Living Dead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Buttery Knob	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	lousy Slippery Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	drinkable practically non-alcoholic pulsating Flaming Knob	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	weak acceptable Grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	weak fancy aged Locust	2	awesome	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	acceptable gray upside-down Plague of Locusts	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	smooth Red Dwarf	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	acceptable Golden Mean	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	delicious weak Green Giant	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	acceptable practically non-alcoholic blinking Aye Aye	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	artisanal Aye Aye, Captain	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	hand-crafted jittery Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	acceptable Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	tolerable More Humanitini than Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	tolerable Oh, the Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	bad Great Older Fashioned	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	irresponsibly strong artisanal special Fuzzy Tentacle	9	EPIC	Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	hand-crafted Crazymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic skewed Zoodriver	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	acceptable weak Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	aged practically non-alcoholic Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	aged watered-down Suffering Sinner	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	practically non-alcoholic delicious Suppurating Sinner	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	artisanal watered-down Sizzling Sinner	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	fancy drinkable Firewater	3	good	Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	lousy Earth and Firewater	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	watered-down enchanted lousy spinning Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	decent	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	special strong artisanal Slimosa	5	EPIC	Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	aged fancy Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	awesome	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	acceptable Slimebite	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	enchanted hand-crafted triple-distilled jittery Cement Mixer	7	EPIC	Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	tolerable huge olive Jackhammer	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	lousy blue Dump Truck	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	practically non-alcoholic drinkable red Fauna Libre	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	hand-crafted Chakra Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	artisanal Aura Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	artisanal weak Sazerorc	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	aged watered-down Sazuruk-hai	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	special watered-down perfectly mixed pulsating olive Flaming Sazerorc	2	EPIC	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	triple-distilled lousy Green Velvet	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	perfectly mixed watered-down green Green Muslin	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	acceptable Green Burlap	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	tolerable Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	weak lousy Moonshine Mohobo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Flaming Mohobo	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	perfectly mixed Drunken Philosopher	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	weak perfectly mixed Drunken Neurologist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	tolerable Drunken Astrophysicist	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	acceptable triple-distilled squat Dark & Starry	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	special hand-crafted mirror Black Hole	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	hand-crafted Event Horizon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	fancy tolerable upside-down upside-down Herring Daiquiri	3	good	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	mediocre Herring Wallbanger	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	tolerable maroon Herringtini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	delicious Lollipop Drop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	drinkable jittery Candy Alexander	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	practically non-alcoholic artisanal teal Candicaine	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	mediocre triple-distilled Caipiranha	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Flying Caipiranha	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	lousy Flaming Caipiranha	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	artisanal Punchplanter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	irresponsibly strong drinkable blinking Doublepunchplanter	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	aged extra-dry Haymaker	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	gray Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	green crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	moldy cyan bouncing fungus	3	crappy	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	extra-deionized aerosolized shaking stone wool	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 18
5644	stones	0		
5645	yellow bouncing blurry the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	spinning avaricious calendar	0		Meat Drop: +30
5648	pulsating huge censurious resourceful Boris's Helm	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	nasty chaotic staph of homophones	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Alters Page Text
5650	tumbling Tesla Boris's Helm (askew) of the sewer of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	bouncing Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	purple key-o-tron	0		
5654	stale massive nailswurst	7	decent	
5655	artisanal used beer	3	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	lime green fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	slick insulting hat	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	huge dangerous offensive moustache	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
5661	stiffened hairshirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	lime green pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	spinning How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	upside-down bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	narrow club	0		
5670	moldy fancy fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	crappy	Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 5
5671	tolerable slap and slap again	3	good	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	squat &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	diluted huge lime green watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 5
5676	tumbling pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	blinking Ze&trade; goggles of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	squat upside-down Jack Frost's Da Vinci's stylish swimsuit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	half-sized moldy mirror P.B.L.T.	2	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	pulsating handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	wobbly squat bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	lion tamer's UV monocular	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
5689	shaking drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	squat Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	wobbly pacification grenade	0		
5692	upside-down quantum disintegrator pistol of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
5693	lime green friendly phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	bugbear detector of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	spinning 1 Meat	0		
5698	grievous The Lost Glasses of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	narrow Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	huge mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	tumbling wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	cyan supercool strapping wax hat	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	Lo Pan's brainy wax pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	irradiated quadruple-tarnished drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	maroon executive fireman's helmet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	stiffened fire axe	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	huge greedy therapeutic wizardly fire extinguisher	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	twirling Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	spoiled super-sized wobbly FDKOL hotcakes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	ghostly twirling purple hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	cyan smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	spoiled half-sized wobbly fiery wing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	tumbling cyan friendly chaotic wings of fire	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	maroon ghostly squat spinning lightning-fast FDKOL fire hose	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	ionized cyan bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	twirling squat hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	ghostly lime green squat chaotic rock-hard hot daub bun	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	up-at-dawn therapeutic hot daub stand	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	narrow greasy Annie Oakley's foot-long hot daub	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	normal olive angst burger	3	good	
5731	mediocre 5-hour acrimony	4	decent	
5732	green blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	stale forbidden sausage	3	decent	
5735	groovy Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	pickled pressed Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 62
5737	frozen mirror daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	tumbling bouncing yellow wool Camp Scout backpack	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	spoiled bite-sized bag of GORP	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	aged wobbly water purification pills	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	mediocre skewed CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	yummy fancy ghostly bag of GORF	3	awesome	Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	shaking CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	miniature moldy huge bag of QWOP	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	wet upside-down bouncing CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	high-proof perfectly mixed wobbly CSA cheerfulness ration	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	wobbly CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	adequate crappy brain	4	good	
5753	jumbo delicious decent brain	5	awesome	
5754	toothsome blurry good brain	3	awesome	
5755	special bland boss brain	3	decent	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 40
5756	normal hunter brain	3	good	
5758	curative razor-sharp Da Vinci's Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	Jack Frost's staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
5760	squat fortified staff of the ox of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Candy Drop: +100
5761	cyan rock-hard quilted Staff of the Scummy Sink of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	inspector's lion tamer's Superhero Reboots	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15
5764	hardy fuzzy busby of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	blinking chilly fuzzy earmuffs	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	aromatic chaotic beefcake's fuzzy montera	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	upside-down Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	spinning purple gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	wobbly gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	squat gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	narrow talkative skull	0		
5775	jittery red fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	gray padded wicked Barney's rake	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20
5778	tasty diet enchanted ghostly idiot brain	1	awesome	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 45
5779	skewed keel-haulin' knife of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
5780	razor-sharp ice cream scoop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
5781	delicious soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	awesome	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	blurry raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	twirling weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	squat messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	purple bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	tumbling Usain Bolt's electrified right bear arm	0		Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	avaricious wicked educational left bear arm	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	mirror boxer's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Muscle Percent: +10
5794	polarized lime green mirror Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 14
5795	quadruple-wet blue jittery Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 52
5796	activated ionized pressed yellow Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 67
5797	triple-alkaline Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 35
5798	oxidized Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 20
5799	nitrogenated shaking blurry huge eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 45
5800	irradiated Vulcanized yellow Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 48
5801	cold-filtered Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 22
5802	polymerized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 25
5803	improved triple-colloidal Vulcanized White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 61
5804	ionized electrified teal huge Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 61
5805	altered lime green breath mint	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 56
5806	alkaline muesli	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 57
5807	enhanced glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 16
5808	boiled glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 32
5809	dry ghostly Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 37
5810	dry alkaline purple Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 67
5811	electrified oxidized quantum tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 36
5812	improved skelelton spine	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 64
5813	double-altered corrupted green smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 34
5814	warmed warmed blob of acid	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 60
5815	galvanized yellow flayed mind	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 31
5816	warmed unsweetened kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 49
5817	electrified anodized forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 17
5818	extra-alkaline ionized polymerized mirror Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 36
5819	modified vacuum-sealed blinking gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 15
5820	unsweetened flattened triple-ionized bull blubber	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 25
5821	galvanized skewed frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 42
5822	dry improved gazely stare	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 28
5823	Vulcanized Vulcanized wobbly blinking canopic jar	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 25
5824	magnetized polymerized clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 69
5825	triple-pickled modified Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 29
5826	electrified blinking zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 24
5827	quantum super-quantum modified ghostly skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 52
5828	activated enhanced altered gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 29
5829	extra-chilled yellow janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
5830	polarized pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 41
5831	double-enhanced frozen chilled pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 39
5832	triple-nitrogenated concentrated secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 17
5833	anodized energized blinking brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 45
5834	concentrated holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 59
5835	Vulcanized scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 20
5836	super-unsweetened triple-tarnished squat embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 54
5837	polymerized shaking blurry Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 14
5838	enhanced improved Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 41
5839	Vulcanized activated ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 23
5840	improved alkaline ghostly Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 57
5841	warmed magnetized mirror A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 30
5842	non-liquefied toothbrush	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 52
5843	polymerized polymerized pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 38
5844	liquefied upside-down una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 51
5845	aerosolized spinning green compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
5846	improved twirling green salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 49
5847	magnetized unholy water	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 33
5848	oxidized Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 33
5849	denatured pressed double-frozen mirror jittery handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 28
5850	triple-unsweetened magnetized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 28
5851	chilled polarized temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 42
5852	extra-dry extra-corrupted squat oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 54
5853	diffused pressed stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 37
5854	electrified BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
5855	triple-ionized enhanced Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 64
5856	oxidized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 49
5857	double-boiled pressed improved pulsating grey cube	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 57
5858	chilled double-polymerized red bouncing votive candle	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 11
5859	activated alkaline booby trap	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 61
5860	non-ionized ionized yellow Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 58
5861	moist irradiated good ash	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 26
5862	shaking lime green Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	anodized frozen quadruple-oxidized squat papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	non-pressed anodized anodized pulsating papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	extra-oxidized unsweetened aerosolized papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	jittery stylish papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	spinning Usain Bolt's papier-m&acirc;chine gun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	cyan extremely unsafe Sinatra's papier-masque	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	manspreader's papier-mitre of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	pulsating perfumed scandalous papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	tumbling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	blurry papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	jittery cool Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Moxie: +5
5879	squat Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	scorching wizardly thinker's skeleton skis	0		Mysticality: 35, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	stale big skeleton quiche	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	shaking skewed skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	squat coward's Socratic Bonestabber of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	acceptable crystal skeleton vodka	4	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	auxiliary backbone of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	quantum super-pickled that gum you like	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 34
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	vaporized ghostly skewed Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	EPIC	Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	yellow pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	wobbly scorching forbidden wedding ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	brainy Solstice Shield of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20
5913	quadruple-galvanized double-ionized spinning lime green candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	galvanized altered sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	pressed beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	super-chilled narrow sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	adjusted cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	up-at-dawn plastic animelf	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	stanky plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	narrow manspreader's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	manspreader's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	blurry inspector's plastic MechaElf	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	teal ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	teal BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	squat coward's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	twirling sinister thinker's plastic four-shadowed mime of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	prompt beefy plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	Usain Bolt's auspicious plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	up-at-dawn occult plastic Lord Flameface	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	blue strapping plastic Beebee King	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	Temple Grandin's plastic Queen Bee	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	stanky plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	boxer's plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	studded plastic spiderbugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	plastic peacannon of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	scorching plastic the Free Man	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	narrow sizzling plastic fire servant	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	hardened plastic mumblebee	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	hardy plastic moneybee	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	fortified plastic beebee gunners	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	supercool plastic beebee queue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	scandalous plastic buzzerker	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	up-at-dawn plastic bee swarm	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	huge Sherlock's plastic batbugbear	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	bouncing wobbly wholesome plastic bugaboo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	plastic ops bugbear of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	plastic hypodermic bugbear of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	ghostly nasty plastic cavebugbear	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	censurious plastic Norville Rogers	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	maroon skewed Van der Graaf plastic Scott the Miner	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	knitted plastic angry space marine	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	yellow plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	baleful plastic Father McGruber	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	cyan rock-hard plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	teal mirror hardy plastic blazing bat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	electrified razor-sharp electronic dulcimer pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	up-at-dawn forbidden Frown Exerciser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	jittery soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	teal soul knife	0		
5970	veiny soul mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	blinking wobbly record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	spinning record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	blue record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	foul-smelling beefcake's silent beret of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	massive stale slice of pizza	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	blurry cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	teal star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	triple-distilled bad tankard of ale	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	bouncing vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	forbidden beefy cloth cap of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	greasy experienced stylish iron dagger	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	stale half-sized spinning hamburger	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	strong hand-crafted wobbly bottle of wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	bouncing round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	twirling twirling toasty friendly vibrating iron helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	ribald healthy steel sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	flavorless whole roasted chicken	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	delicious shining goblet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	maroon squat resourceful supercool sage crown	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	scandalous Jim Carey's clever sword	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	Lo Pan's therapeutic experienced Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	electrified MacGyver's Cloak of Dire Shadows of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	horrifying dangerous Sword of Dark Omens of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	groovy Shield of Icy Fate of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	chaotic medical-grade occult Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	manspreader's supercool Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	miser's chilly razor-sharp Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	flame-wreathed Belt of Howling Anger of the pedagogue of the brazier	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	blurry friendly logging hatchet	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6011	mirror stylish orc wrist	0		Moxie: +25
6012	jittery gravedigger's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6013	lightning-fast orcish stud-finder of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +40
6014	foul-smelling screwing pooch	0		Stench Damage: +10
6015	nitrogenated red orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 40
6016	denatured tumbling orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 12
6017	adjusted anodized dry orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 66
6018	watered-down tolerable backwoods screwdriver	2	good	
6019	flame-wreathed loadstone	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
6020	Lo Pan's Claybender glasses of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6021	bouncing deadly groovy Duskwalker fangs	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	Temple Grandin's manspreader's Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	shaking Whatsian Ionic Pliers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6025	pickled Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 50
6026	lime green mirror Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	gravedigger's dress pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	shaking badge of authority of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6032	blinking tumbling reassuring occult motorcycle boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6033	twirling perfumed stolen necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
6034	greasy mansplainer's troll britches	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	modified vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 56
6036	practically non-alcoholic drinkable upside-down artisanal limoncello	1	good	
6037	teal ginger ale	0		
6038	miniature delicious incredible pizza	2	awesome	
6039	rosy-cheeked beefcake's oil cap	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	shellacked oil lamp of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6041	Sinatra's oil slacks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	oil pan of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
6043	lime green boid	0		
6044	shaking bouncing woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	hardy fortified Misty Cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50
6048	dangerous Misty Robe of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15
6049	cyan Annie Oakley's supercharged occult Misty Cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	squat Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	rotten Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	bad Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	warmed ionized blue Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	blinking The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	aromatic razor-sharp Meatcleaver	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	huge double-paned Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	Annie Oakley's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	mirror beefy Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	mirror lion tamer's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	ruddy Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	tumbling Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	wool banded Truthsayer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	pulsating yellow goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	blurry jittery Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	bouncing confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	double-polarized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	electrified cyan magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	warmed deionized upside-down 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	drinkable practically non-alcoholic purple McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	delicious haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	jittery blinking home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	wizardly haggis socks	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	ghostly airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	jittery blurry wobbly Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	blurry magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Microplushie: Otakulone of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	yellow spinning cool Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	huge sharpshooter's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	lion tamer's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	purple energetic Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	shaking personal trainer's Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	smooth Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	upside-down Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	forbidden Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	boxer's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	Microplushie: Hipsterine of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Thinknerd T-Shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	spinning homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	Tesla stylish Ginsu&trade;	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bouncing bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	lime green zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	pulsating zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	pulsating CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	squat bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	lousy Chinese beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	denatured bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	wobbly novelty tattoo sleeves of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	maroon foul-smelling makeshift yakuza mask	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	upside-down toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	squat battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	asbestos-lined vibrating boxer's White Dragon Fang	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	twirling dog trainer's butterfly knife	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	wobbly tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	reassuring weighted paperclip chain	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	teal Annie Oakley's rubber gloves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	yellow Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	narrow triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	stale fancy tumbling roasted duck	4	decent	Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	flavorless dead meat bun	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	bouncing cat collar of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	blinking pulsating suspicious-looking fedora of Leguizamo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	huge Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	tumbling Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	pulsating Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	bland diet carrot cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	lousy bouncing carrot claret	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	modified huge pulsating carrot juice	1	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	upside-down personal trainer's Byte of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	family-friendly anger blaster	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	knitted doubt cannon	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	stiffened fear condenser	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	jittery greedy regret hose	0		Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	upside-down blue Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	scorching crafty commodore's hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	skewed slick naval trousers	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	spinning Van der Graaf deck cannon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	shaking cool ornamental sextant	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	manspreader's strapping Bloodbath	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	high-proof hand-crafted fuchsia Hundred Headed IPA	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	flavorless chum	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	modified improved crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 31
6172	alkaline non-deionized chilled candy crayons	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	Usain Bolt's wizardly pixel grappling hook	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +80
6174	fuchsia GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	wobbly cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	pulsating bouncing cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	wobbly cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	bouncing bouncing lime green foul-smelling hardy Socratic Jarlsberg's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10
6185	half-sized stale consummate hard-boiled egg	2	decent	
6186	tasty consummate fried egg	3	awesome	
6187	diet moldy consummate egg salad	1	crappy	
6188	normal consummate bagel	3	good	
6189	moldy small consummate sliced bread	2	crappy	
6190	toothsome upside-down spinning consummate hot dog bun	4	awesome	
6191	stale consummate brownie	4	decent	
6192	flavorless consummate toast	4	decent	
6193	perfectly mixed passable stout	3	EPIC	
6194	tasty consummate soup	3	awesome	
6195	tiny flavorless consummate corn chips	1	decent	
6196	bite-sized tasty teal consummate salad	1	awesome	
6197	flavorless consummate salsa	3	decent	
6198	decent half-sized consummate sauerkraut	2	good	
6199	bland consummate cheese slice	3	decent	
6200	massive delicious olive consummate melted cheese	10	awesome	
6201	spoiled shaking consummate bacon	3	crappy	
6202	tasty super-sized spinning consummate meatloaf	5	awesome	
6203	spoiled tumbling consummate steak	3	crappy	
6204	small adequate consummate cuts	2	good	
6205	rotten thick consummate frankfurter	5	crappy	
6206	moldy miniature consummate french fries	2	crappy	
6207	big bland consummate baked potato	5	decent	
6208	acceptable acceptable vodka	3	good	
6209	bite-sized enchanted decent wobbly consummate ice cream	1	good	Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 30
6210	toothsome consummate whipped cream	3	awesome	
6211	delicious fancy diet consummate cream	1	awesome	Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 20
6212	decent consummate strawberries	3	good	
6213	bland consummate sorbet	3	decent	
6214	triple-distilled acceptable adequate rum	7	good	
6215	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic blue mediocre lager	1	EPIC	
6216	miniature rotten immaculate grilled cheese	2	crappy	
6217	normal immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	good	
6218	moldy blinking immaculate hot dog	3	crappy	
6219	stale half-sized immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	decent	
6220	tasty tiny perfect sandwich	1	awesome	
6221	tasty perfect chef salad	4	awesome	
6222	low-calorie flavorless shaking perfect breakfast	1	decent	
6223	half-sized normal green sublime deluxe hot dog	2	good	
6224	rotten snack-sized sublime stew	2	crappy	
6225	rotten immense sublime nachos	9	crappy	
6226	stale Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	decent	
6227	spoiled tiny Loaded Baked Potato	1	crappy	
6228	stale massive Omega Sundae	6	decent	
6229	acceptable gray Das Sauerlager	4	good	
6230	watered-down lousy bouncing Bologna Lambic	2	decent	
6231	mediocre Vodka Dog	3	decent	
6232	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Disappointed Russian	1	super ultra EPIC	
6233	tolerable high-proof Chunky Mary	7	good	
6234	delicious practically non-alcoholic Nachojito	1	awesome	
6235	triple-distilled delicious Le Roi	9	awesome	
6236	aged gray squat Over Easy Rider	4	awesome	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	anodized non-altered gray cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 40
6240	denatured flattened Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 67
6241	boiled censored can label	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 22
6242	flattened red upside-down ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 41
6243	pickled the kindest cut	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 20
6244	oxidized spinning cat's paw	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 63
6245	modified upside-down ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 62
6246	adjusted demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 26
6247	wet ghostly clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 68
6248	aerosolized gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 63
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	greedy electrified wizardly beefcake's numberwang of the empath of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6251	dry oxidized twirling scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	colloidal irradiated scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	jittery squat Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	lime green Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	gray huge upside-down dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	jittery blurry family-friendly smelly sizzling Temple Grandin's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	green up-at-dawn mansplainer's rosy-cheeked sage Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	twirling studded forbidden Staff of the Light Lunch of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	inspector's vibrating smartaleck's Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	banded Staff of the Hearty Dinner of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	therapeutic Samson's savvy Staff of the All-Steak	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	Annie Oakley's thinker's Staff of Fruit Salad of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	upside-down auspicious censurious aromatic Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	pulsating jar of protein powder	0		
6267	spoiled grain of protein powder	3	crappy	
6268	modified chilled tumbling pec oil	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 14
6269	cool gym membership card	0		Moxie: +5
6270	super-ionized Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 51
6271	skewed massive dumbbell	0		
6272	Jim Carey's razor-sharp penguin keychain	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25
6273	colloidal mirror O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 38
6274	triple-distilled delicious open sauce	9	awesome	
6275	stiffened turkey leg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1
6276	perfectly mixed gray Ye Olde Meade	3	EPIC	
6277	liquefied purple Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 46
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	greedy pewter claymore	0		Meat Drop: +20
6280	blue shaking strapping artisanal rice peeler	0		Muscle: +5
6281	spoiled special heirloom grape tomato	4	crappy	Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 40
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	mansplainer's brown felt tophat	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	nasty dangerous Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	skewed reassuring double-paned Mark II Steam-Hat of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	double-paned scandalous nippy dance instructor's Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	executive smelly steel-toed forbidden Newton's Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	narrow zippy MacGyver's sinister Mark V Steam-Hat of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: 80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	dangerous brawny punk rock jacket	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10
6292	upside-down fireproof nasty safety pin	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
6293	moldy stolen sushi	3	crappy	
6294	blurry very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	quantum gray Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 52
6301	electrified teal twirling wobbly possibility potion	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 64
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	yellow prompt MacGyver's Samson's boxer's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	foul-smelling vibrating veiny smooth Jarlsberg's pan of the cougar	0		Moxie: 35, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	unsweetened celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	anodized twirling fuchsia celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	liquefied quadruple-vacuum-sealed celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	flattened celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	spinning Uncle Buck of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	bouncing damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	red MacGyver's shellacked SCUBA tank	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100, Adventure Underwater
6316	blinking rock-hard deep six-shooter of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6317	razor-sharp beefcake's sea chaps	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	tumbling up-at-dawn scorching mansplainer's sea holster	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6319	liquefied aerosolized huge shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 37
6320	rosy-cheeked long-forgotten necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
6321	blinking pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	mirror teal greedy chaotic quilted jam band	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
6324	fireproof Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's aquamariner's ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6325	aromatic crafty wholesome aquamariner's necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6326	olive pearl diver's ring of Leguizamo of horror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6327	baleful pearl diver's necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
6328	cyan sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	Oprah's sage cool cozy scimitar	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Breakable
6333	miser's nasty Staff of the Cozy Fish of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Breakable
6334	fuchsia asbestos-lined fortified cozy bazooka of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Breakable
6335	blinking sea mantle of the dark arts of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6336	fuchsia coward's sea shawl of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	blurry horrifying hardy sea cape	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	fireproof flame-retardant muddy pirate hat	0		Hot Resistance: 4, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	hardy supercool floral-print skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	skewed Sherlock's spectral axe of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
6342	tumbling medical-grade super-strong air freshener of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6343	quadruple-corrupted twirling pulsating Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 67
6344	yellow Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	Vulcanized Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 47
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	aerosolized super-dry magnetized blinking Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 17
6348	Mer-kin dragbelt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	chilly Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Cold Damage: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	squat manspreader's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	squat razor-sharp Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6352	stylish Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	deionized warmed mirror wobbly Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 42
6355	unsweetened magnetized corrupted wobbly Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 62
6356	olive Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	maroon Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	boxer's Mer-kin begsign	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	gray ghostly Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	galvanized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	modified teal pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	concentrated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	cold-filtered maroon pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	corrupted electrified cyan pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	liquefied green pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	ionized quadruple-anodized green pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	acceptable strong can of the cheapest beer	5	good	
6372	bad lime green bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	
6373	weak mediocre single swig of vodka	2	decent	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	bouncing testy toolbox of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	blinking narrow Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	super-polymerized deionized lime green shaking ph balancer	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 52
6381	vacuum-sealed upside-down mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 62
6382	blinking nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	good	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	twirling blob of wood glue	0		
6388	red envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	polarized triple-activated Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 69
6390	improved tarnished Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 50
6391	flattened unsweetened Vulcanized pulsating tumbling Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 28
6392	stiffened scale-mail underwear of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	chilled polarized wobbly comb jelly	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 28
6394	huge anemone sauce	0		
6395	olive inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	boiled Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 38
6400	huge Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	aerosolized tarnished spinning tear	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 20
6402	double-moist spinning ghostly jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 50
6403	denatured mirror grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 62
6404	ionized vacuum-sealed violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 54
6405	oxidized tarnished ghostly worst candy	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 22
6406	moist electrified spinning upside-down fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 67
6407	skewed fireproof ribald Pocket Square of Loathing of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	twirling corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	fuchsia bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	twirling KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	blue pulsating clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	low-calorie normal flavorless gruel	1	good	
6416	immense special adequate blurry mana curds	9	good	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 5
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	skewed pencil stub	0		
6419	denatured activated moth dust	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 46
6420	concentrated glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 26
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	bland immense vampire chowder	6	decent	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	normal jumbo Dreadsylvanian stew	5	good	
6427	hand-crafted special watered-down Dreadsylvanian	2	EPIC	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 5
6428	vacuum-sealed dry olive Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 43
6429	double-enhanced Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 47
6430	steel-toed Samson's dreadful fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	skewed upside-down dreadful sweater of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	dance instructor's dreadful glove	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	narrow Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	narrow Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	blurry Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	green Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	Tesla Covers-Your-Head of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	family-friendly rock-hard personal trainer's Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	tumbling Jeselnik's gravedigger's personal trainer's Warms-Your-Tush	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	quilted deadly Helps-You-Sleep	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Blind
6444	blue bouncing aromatic flame-wreathed Quiets-Your-Steps of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6445	fireproof extremely unsafe Protects-Your-Junk	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6446	aged Gets-You-Drunk	4	awesome	
6447	supercharged boxer's stylish Great Wolf's headband	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	wool electrified therapeutic Great Wolf's left paw	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	blurry slick Great Wolf's right paw of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	greasy Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	Herculean beefcake's Great Wolf's beastly trousers of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	narrow Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	pressed Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 25
6454	resourceful rock-hard occult zombie mariachi hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	hardened forbidden zombie accordion of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	stanky ruddy steel-toed zombie mariachi pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	toasty Temple Grandin's vibrating HOA regulation book	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5
6458	steel-toed sinister HOA zombie eyes of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6459	jittery HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	miser's veiny Mayor Ghost's toupee of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	twirling Van der Graaf brawny Mayor Ghost's cloak of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	twirling pulsating healthy baleful cool Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	Annie Oakley's fortified Mayor Ghost's gavel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	chilly hale sage Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	adequate twirling ghost pepper	3	good	
6469	greedy flame-retardant careful Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	mansplainer's clever Drunkula's cape	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Sherlock's shellacked Fonzie's Drunkula's silky pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	skewed Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	resourceful Sinatra's Drunkula's ring of haze of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	upside-down Oprah's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
6475	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of Bloodweiser	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6476	olive narrow stanky boxer's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	inspector's nippy personal trainer's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	zippy fireproof vibrating Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	green wobbly lard-coated sharpshooter's Tesla rosy-cheeked supercool Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6480	yellow hardened Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -15, Thorns: 1
6481	scorching medical-grade Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6482	foul-smelling arcane researcher's Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10
6483	fuchsia Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	huge dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	bite-sized rotten Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1	crappy	
6489	gray blurry music box parts	0		
6490	maroon unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tumbling tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	tumbling wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	spinning replica key	0		
6495	spinning auspicious Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Item Drop: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	gray blood kiwi	0		
6497	green eau de mort	0		
6498	drinkable irresponsibly strong bloody kiwitini	6	good	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	nippy beefy moon-amber necklace of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6502	fuchsia Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	huge Sherlock's banded boxer's hangman's hood	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +25
6505	ruddy ring finger ring of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6506	blurry skewed Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	jittery energetic quilted cool iron helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	shaking coward's Herculean cool iron breastplate	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -20
6510	blue narrow veiny cool iron greaves of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	fortified ghost shawl of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	warm fur of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
6514	Van der Graaf snowstick	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6515	wobbly tumbling eerie fetish of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6516	strong aged bouncing blurry stinkwater	5	awesome	
6517	blurry dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	rotten mirror accidental mutton	3	crappy	
6519	upside-down gray horrifying Jim Carey's drafty drawers	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	stanky hale wolfskull mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	manspreader's guts necklace	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
6522	vibrating Newton's groping claw	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6523	vengeful spirit of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
6524	upside-down BOOtonniere of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6525	oxidized corrupted unsweetened ghost thread	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 67
6526	ghostly knitted hardy bag of unfinished business	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
6527	hardy beefy transparent pants	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	blurry horrifying hothammer	0		Spooky Damage: +25
6529	perfectly mixed triple-distilled Thriller Ice	7	EPIC	
6530	studded grandfather watch	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	lightning-fast strapping spyglass	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +40
6533	vial of hot blood of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
6534	shaking remorseless knife of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
6535	skewed red sizzling intimidating coiffure	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	ghostly smartaleck's sage cod cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30
6537	spoiled bouncing blood sausage	3	crappy	
6538	shaking blinking nasty frying brainpan of horror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6539	mirror reassuring ribald ball and chain	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6540	smelly dry bone	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
6541	tailbone shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
6542	Da Vinci's tonguebone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
6543	reassuring nippy pogo stick	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6545	squat mirror horrifying weedy skirt of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	censurious grievous pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	narrow cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	shaking hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	anodized diffused gray pulsating phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 38
6557	galvanized phial of coldness	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 13
6558	liquefied skewed phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 53
6559	Vulcanized cyan phial of stench	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 49
6560	tarnished galvanized red phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 47
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	blinking mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	narrow zippy hand of Mr. Cards	0		Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	stale Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	4	decent	
6565	gigantic spoiled mirror Dreadsylvanian pocket	9	crappy	
6566	thick flavorless Dreadsylvanian pocket	5	decent	
6567	massive flavorless twirling Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	7	decent	
6568	stale bouncing Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	decent	
6569	mediocre shaking Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	decent	
6570	perfectly mixed watered-down lime green Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6571	irresponsibly strong acceptable spinning Dreadsylvanian grimlet	7	good	
6572	mediocre tumbling Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	decent	
6573	mediocre extra-dry blurry Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	5	decent	
6574	wobbly hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	twirling huge sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	skewed length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	blurry Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	shaking vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	upside-down personal trainer's hot dog wrapper	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6585	Oprah's fortified debonair deboner	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50
6586	extra-flattened chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 19
6587	blinking Socratic jar of frostigkraut	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Aura: 1
6588	healthy gnawed-up dog bone of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
6589	cyan perfumed Grey Guanon	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6590	fuchsia supercool boxer's Engorged Sausages and You of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
6591	perfectly mixed dream of a dog	4	EPIC	
6592	blurry razor-sharp beefy optimal spreadsheet of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	compressed tumbling mirror epic cluster	1	good	Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	wobbly clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	pulsating upside-down gray clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	maroon clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	blinking clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	maroon narrow clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	pulsating clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	pulsating clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	lousy fancy Cold One	3	???	Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 30
6616	moldy spinning spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	squat over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	squat folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	gray folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	tumbling folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	blurry blinking folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	cyan folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	fuchsia folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	blue folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	tumbling squat folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	lime green folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	wobbly folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	pulsating Usain Bolt's Newton's slide rule	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +80
6649	polarized Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 17
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	distilled lousy stepmom's booze	5	decent	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	beefcake's band T-shirt	0		Muscle: +25
6655	lousy fountain 'soda'	4	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	skewed beefy pickelhaube of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	warmed moist hair oil	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 32
6659	wet narrow scrap	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 57
6660	blue school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	gray greedy knitted beefcake's Staff of the Lunch Lady of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	clever wizardly deathchucks	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +20
6666	teal spinning eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	narrow Faraday cage	0		
6669	shaking modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	vacuum-sealed pickled sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 25
6672	lime green shaking grains of salt	0		
6673	mirror yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	deionized pulsating superwater	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	huge Newton's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	cyan jittery machete of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6680	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Cursed Punch	1	EPIC	
6681	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Bowl of Scorpions	1	good	
6682	fortified delicious Fog Murderer	5	awesome	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	censurious surgical mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	ghostly weightlifter's half-size scalpel	0		Muscle: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	surgical apron of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	yellow beefcake's bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Muscle: +25, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	spinning McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	upside-down McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	ghostly McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	narrow McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	yellow boring binder clip	0		
6695	teal McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	tumbling squat bowling ball	0		
6697	shaking moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	green dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	mirror crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	spinning scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	squat bouncing bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	fancy imitation White Russian	1	good	Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 40
6704	friendly dance instructor's short-handled mop	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3
6705	miniature rotten jungle floor wax	2	crappy	
6706	spinning smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	warmed jittery skewed colorful toad	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 28
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	pygmy briefs of Gandalf of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	yellow bone abacus	0		
6713	bouncing skewed olive adder	0		
6714	red short calculator	0		
6715	huge smooth sphygmomanometer of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -25
6716	triple-liquefied blinking pulsating bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 17
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	compression stocking of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Candy Drop: +100
6719	asbestos-lined frightening midriff scrubs	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
6720	super-ionized liquefied pill cup	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 38
6721	family-friendly scandalous water bottle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	boiled vacuum-sealed chilled pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 61
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	spoiled fancy wobbly exotic jungle fruit	4	crappy	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 35
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ghostly ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	skewed Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	mirror cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	dry nitrogenated bent scrap	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 60
6740	ghostly blurry molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	hardy junk band	0		Maximum HP: +50
6743	sharpshooter's junk trunks	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	scandalous junk-mail shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
6745	moldy small junk food	2	crappy	
6746	smooth bouncing junk yard	3	awesome	
6747	veiny swordzall of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10
6748	narrow zippy arm buzzer	0		Initiative: +20
6749	skewed friendly boilgun of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100
6750	twirling Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	teal cluster of hops	0		
6754	narrow beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	bad can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	acceptable can of Drooling Monk	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic twirling can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	delicious teal bottle of Old Pugilist	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	bad weak bottle of Professor Beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	acceptable narrow bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	mediocre bottle of Race Car Red	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	aged bottle of Greedy Dog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	mediocre weak bottle of Lambada Lambic	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	cyan tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	flame-retardant Lo Pan's resourceful tin tam	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	quantum purple tin cup	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	coward's tin foil of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	squat nasty wizardly tin drum of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	quadruple-altered enhanced wet foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 35
6777	polymerized diffused red pulsating seal sweat	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 62
6778	moist upside-down mirror boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 43
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	nasty sizzling studded sealhide shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
6781	hardened scabrous seal epaulets of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	Usain Bolt's padded thinker's seal medal	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +80
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	tumbling boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	tumbling tumbling tumbling sharpened spoon	0		
6792	wobbly candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	Vulcanized disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 56
6796	alkaline disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 59
6797	enhanced ghostly disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 53
6798	galvanized disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 43
6799	pressed green disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 50
6800	modified disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 59
6801	polymerized frozen green disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 20
6802	magnetized ionized disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 48
6803	quadruple-chilled alkaline disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 57
6804	galvanized disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 56
6805	double-aerosolized disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 56
6806	deionized blurry blinking disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 32
6807	blurry fireproof mansplainer's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	tumbling spinning toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	rosy-cheeked beer-battered accordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	olive fireproof baritone accordion	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	wizardly mama's squeezebox	0		Mysticality: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	wobbly Oprah's guancertina	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	squat lion tamer's accordion file	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	bouncing accord ion of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	healthy bone bandoneon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	wobbly olive wool pentatonic accordion	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	huge Sherlock's non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	spinning sharpshooter's Accordion of Jordion of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	curative autocalliope	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	spinning auspicious accordionoid rocca	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	tumbling mirror steel-toed pygmy concertinette	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	ribald Socratic ghost accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	peace accordion of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	jittery toasty forbidden alarm accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	stanky savvy All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	yellow crafty Herculean KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10
6828	tolerable special weak discocktail	2	good	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 20
6829	KoL Con X Bingo Card of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
6830	ghostly Rosewater's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6831	quantum wet skewed Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 48
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	vacuum-sealed anodized maroon pulsating Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 30
6834	activated box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 56
6835	triple-quantum magnetized tumbling bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 18
6836	electrified upside-down PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 66
6837	warmed vacuum-sealed ghostly Swizzler	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 56
6838	pickled aerosolized bouncing cyan Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 25
6839	altered pickled pulsating tumbling jam	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 64
6840	altered frozen tumbling Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
6841	adjusted 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 31
6842	unsweetened super-quantum spinning vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 58
6843	quadruple-dry aerosolized denatured upside-down twirling bone bons	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 26
6844	triple-magnetized electrified ironic mint	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 39
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	shaking walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	spinning killing jar	0		
6848	stiffened security flashlight	0		Damage Reduction: 1
6849	Vulcanized enhanced twirling Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 21
6850	foul-smelling brawny sturdy cane of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10
6851	blinking huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	skewed desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	ghostly a suspicious address	0		
6856	pulsating chaotic Bal-musette accordion	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	blurry dance instructor's Cajun accordion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	upside-down experienced quirky accordion	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	chaotic dangerous Skipper's accordion	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	dog trainer's Oprah's cool Pantsgiving of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	flavorless miniature can of sardines	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	rotten high-calorie sugar substitute	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	stale jittery red pat of butter	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	moldy fancy dinner roll	3	crappy	Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	low-calorie spoiled mashed potatoes	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	rotten enchanted whole turkey leg	3	crappy	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	bland miniature skewed deviled egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	cold-filtered teal finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	quadruple-diffused dry dented spoon	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	cold-filtered jittery jittery love note	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	enhanced anodized nail file	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	aerosolized candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	wet squat blurry post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	blue blurry dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	wobbly pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	tumbling squat pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	upside-down pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's thinker's bowl of petunias	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: 30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	huge auspicious coward's Newton's smooth power sock	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	ghostly perfumed asbestos-lined ribald medical-grade wool sock	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	knitted moustache sock of the storm of the sewer of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	double-quantum wobbly blinking spirit gum	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 38
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	huge spirit sheet	0		
6888	pulsating spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	Sherlock's thinker's weightlifter's spirit bell	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	modified spinning pulsating spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	pickled freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	polarized blinking blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	magnetized activated handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	frozen flattened triple-Vulcanized upside-down tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	oxidized electrified purple twirling Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	shaking hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	purple flask flops of Gandalf of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6903	vacuum-sealed nuts	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	colloidal electrified bolts	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	yummy gray gingerbread robot	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	snack-sized flavorless fancy narrow petit 4.1	2	decent	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	stale teal nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	pulsating yellow knitted plastic GORM-8	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	upside-down Tesla plastic warbear	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	scandalous plastic Toybot	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	bouncing Jim Carey's plastic warbear fortress	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	greasy plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	purple bouncing warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	ghostly flame-wreathed Jim Carey's dance instructor's warbear hoverbelt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	wobbly warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	anodized warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	chilled warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	ionized colloidal concentrated warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	stale low-calorie warbear feasting bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	thick adequate warbear warrior bread	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	flavorless warbear thermoregulator bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	lousy warbear feasting mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	hand-crafted warbear bearserker mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	acceptable high-proof upside-down warbear blizzard mead	9	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	red Jim Carey's rock-hard warbear plain fedora of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	Oprah's warbear feathered fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	sizzling energetic personal trainer's warbear fedora	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	slick warbear plain helm of wisdom of the brute	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	warbear spiked helm of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	horrifying coward's warbear electro-spiked helm of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	energetic personal trainer's boxer's warbear plain ushanka	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	fuchsia smartaleck's warbear lined ushanka	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	twirling purple perfumed brawny warbear heated ushanka of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	squat upside-down warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	jittery smelly electrified dangerous warbear party pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	pulsating resourceful warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	crafty groovy beefcake's warbear high festival pants	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	blurry purple smartaleck's wizardly warbear battle greaves of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	maroon horrifying warbear officer greaves	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	greasy Annie Oakley's warbear bearserker greaves of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	fuchsia twirling greasy curative supercool warbear johns	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	Da Vinci's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	rosewater-soaked stylish warbear johns of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	vibrating occult Socratic warbear goggles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	ribald warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	crafty dance instructor's Rosewater's warbear polarized goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	wobbly grievous warbear laser bowtie of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	chaotic warbear plasma bowtie	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	rock-hard wicked warbear nuclear bowtie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	Jeselnik's nippy Rosewater's warbear warscarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	banded warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	knitted vibrating ruddy warbear warscarf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	shaking gray warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	wobbly forbidden warbear foil hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	purple wholesome warbear oil pan of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	pulsating blinking warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	Newton's warbear exhaust manifold	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	upside-down ghostly warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	blurry warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	spinning warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	huge ghostly blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	squat Tesla die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	chilly die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	hardy die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	wholesome die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	die-cast Happy the Reindeer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	beefy die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	narrow Usain Bolt's die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	upside-down hardened die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	blurry Newton's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	blue narrow veiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	family-friendly die-cast middle-management elf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	rosy-cheeked die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	scandalous die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	Temple Grandin's die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	smartaleck's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	wizardly die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	sage die-cast turtle mech	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	sage die-cast Swiss hen	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	die-cast killing bird of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	die-cast ring of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	upside-down die-cast goose a-laying of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	perfumed die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	die-cast blade a-spinning of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	die-cast arc-welding Elfborg of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	wobbly scandalous die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	Tesla die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	tumbling foul-smelling medical-grade die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	frosty mansplainer's die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	yellow Da Vinci's Herculean die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	cyan greedy die-cast Father Crimbo of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	colloidal Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	vaporized jittery skewed blue handful of Smithereens	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	spoiled Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	immense moldy Miserable Pie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	special flavorless gray This Charming Flan	3	decent	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	lousy Irish Coffee, English Heart	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	weak artisanal Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	perfectly mixed watered-down Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	squat lion tamer's Jim Carey's Work is a Four Letter Sword of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	Jeselnik's shellacked studded dangerous Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	gravedigger's Newton's Sheila Take a Crossbow of terror of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	pulsating spinning mirror purple flame-wreathed clever padded experienced A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	blue electrified studded Socratic boxer's Half a Purse	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	narrow greasy Jim Carey's Fonzie's Hairpiece On Fire of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	aromatic sharpshooter's stiffened brawny Vicar's Tutu	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	blinking green mansplainer's ruddy dance instructor's Hand in Glove	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	fireproof Oprah's extremely unsafe Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	ribald medical-grade Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	scandalous lion tamer's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	bouncing yellow wholesome Saucepanic of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	squat shaking Socratic Frankly Mr. Shank of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	friendly hale arcane researcher's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	yellow Da Vinci's third-hand lantern	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
7031	shaking loose purse strings	0		
7032	stale small pickled egg	2	decent	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	pulsating warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	bouncing squat warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	altered lime green warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	fuchsia warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	narrow warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	twirling warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	double-alkaline super-pickled fuchsia glass slipper	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	pickled twirling antimatter wad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	unsweetened bouncing olive warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	super-ionized boiled twirling warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	improved quadruple-galvanized maroon warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	toothsome warbear gyro	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	galvanized denatured polarized cyan recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	yummy breakfast mess	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	tumbling warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	miniature adequate breakfast miracle	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	diffused super-pressed shaking Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	ghostly grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	mirror praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	narrow huge squat Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	maroon shaking hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	boiled spinning grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	polymerized Vulcanized polarized shaking jittery single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	pickled enhanced jittery single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 35
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	snack-sized rotten snow berries	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	delicious ice harvest	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	anodized wet frost flower	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	Vulcanized double-energized shaking snow cleats	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	boiled irradiated pulsating liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	huge snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	special decent gigantic blinking snow crab	6	good	Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	artisanal fortified mirror Ice Island Long Tea	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	pulsating unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	gray ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	blurry gray snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	spinning ghostly frightening snow mobile	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	smartaleck's ice bucket	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	gravedigger's lion tamer's snow shovel	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	upside-down lion tamer's manspreader's experienced bod-ice	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	skewed nasty manspreader's snow belt of Tarzan of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	green flame-retardant coward's medical-grade rock-hard ice nine	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	irresponsibly strong drinkable spinning En Una Fila Tequila	8	good	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	wobbly huge medical-grade razor-sharp warbear dress helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	twirling shaking toasty Temple Grandin's warbear dress bracers	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	family-friendly perfumed warbear dress greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	banded sweatband of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	shellacked smartaleck's gym shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	zippy savvy ankleweights	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	pulsating fuchsia sizzling chaotic sinister sweat socks of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	wobbly squat pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	diluted tumbling Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	flattened ghostly powder	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	manspreader's licorice whip	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	pulsating anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	practically non-alcoholic bad snakebite	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	tumbling fortified candy stick of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	stale miniature pecan	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	special spoiled pecan pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	narrow chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	spoiled maroon candy mountain oyster	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	drinkable practically non-alcoholic mirror chocotini	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	rock-hard educational savvy chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	normal candy carrot	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	thick decent candy carrot cake	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	blinking friendly carrot-on-a-stick of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	Jim Carey's sharpshooter's weasel stomping pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	huge yummy mulberry	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	triple-distilled delicious mulled berry wine	6	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	blinking lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	blinking hardened lemon party hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	stanky lemon shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	upside-down medical-grade lemon drop trousers	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	non-anodized magnetized irradiated lime green lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	narrow Lo Pan's gummi sword of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	pickled small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	blinking weightlifter's chocolate cow bone	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	dry deionized twirling gummi fang	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	stale huge leftover canap&eacute;s	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	lousy magnum of champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	squat executive Sherlock's Herculean cow creamer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	deionized Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	wobbly lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	medical-grade wolf whistle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	normal spinning witch's bread	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	magnetized polarized huge witch's brew	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	frightening steel-toed stylish witch's bra	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	watered-down hand-crafted blinking mid-level medieval mead	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	nitrogenated R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	vacuum-sealed extra-dry shaking upside-down hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	extra-cold-filtered boiled diffused blinking hare brush	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	knitted strapping hare pin	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	blurry odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	spoiled ghostly cinnamon cannoli	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	acceptable expensive champagne	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	activated colloidal polo trophy	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	green mirror oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	yellow rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	purple clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	squat rosewater-soaked fire hose of chilblains of terror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	normal green fireman's lunch	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	blurry reassuring electrified arcane researcher's plain paper hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	bland ice cream sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	greedy brainy beefy &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	stale half-sized squat plumber's lunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	red lard-coated baleful weightlifter's skull gearshift knob	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	adequate nachos of the night	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	asbestos-lined hardened thinker's Sketcherz&trade;	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	spoiled bite-sized can of Adultwitch&trade;	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	extra-dry ionized blinking fuchsia pulsating smudge stick	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	deionized wall	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	fancy artisanal tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	deionized boiled scroll case	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	vacuum-sealed polarized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	bouncing juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	big yummy humble pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	bouncing shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	alkaline ghostly crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 18
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	mirror narrow The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	blinking The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	twirling The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	mediocre watered-down unnamed cocktail	2	decent	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	maroon pulsating unrequired jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
7190	tommy gun of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	pulsating throwing spoon	0		
7194	blue throwing fork	0		
7195	jittery cyan lightning-fast perfumed breadchucks	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
7196	pulsating shuriken salad	0		
7197	maroon resourceful combat fan	0		Maximum MP: +50
7198	wobbly silk skirt of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	squat blowdart	0		
7200	Buddy Bjorn of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	Samson's smooth The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +50
7202	diet moldy sweet roll Alabama	1	crappy	
7203	pulsating squat rosy-cheeked Saturday Night Special	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7204	bouncing lynyrd snare	0		
7205	fuchsia fleetwood chain of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
7206	weak mediocre Green Manalishi	2	decent	
7207	olive dangerous blade	0		Weapon Damage: +10
7208	blinking fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	unsweetened irradiated wet blurry green eagle feather	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 41
7211	enhanced energized shaking shaking one pill	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 24
7212	ghostly huge Jefferson wings of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	normal fancy spinning fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	good	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 45
7216	mirror lynyrd skin	0		
7217	stylish lynyrdskin cap	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	greasy lynyrdskin tunic	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7219	supercool lynyrdskin breeches	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	perfectly mixed enchanted blurry Flamin' Whatshisname	4	EPIC	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 40
7223	warmed chilled twirling bouncing yellow lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 20
7224	inspector's razor-sharp Kashmir sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15
7225	huge rotten teal custard pie	9	crappy	
7226	tea for one	1	awesome	
7227	drinkable bottle of Evermore	3	good	
7228	box	0		
7229	watered-down perfectly mixed wine	2	EPIC	
7230	smooth practically non-alcoholic enchanted rum	1	awesome	Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 35
7231	fortified hand-crafted Murderer's Punch	5	EPIC	
7232	flavorless velvet cake	4	decent	
7233	pickled letter	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 56
7234	foul-smelling brainy book	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +10
7235	fortified slick masque	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
7236	mirror red-hot poker of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
7237	flame-wreathed Red X Shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
7238	Lo Pan's badge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
7239	shirt of horror of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
7240	skewed coat of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Adventures: +7
7241	lard-coated shoe of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	pressed activated blood cells	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 55
7245	triple-denatured activated blue eye	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 58
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	vibrating veiny Red Fox glove	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	quadruple-anodized foxglove	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 59
7249	spinning Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	lion tamer's healthy Sneaky Pete's jacket of James Dean of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: 70, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	blinking Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	red really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	bad mini-martini	4	decent	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	compressed wobbly molotov soda	1	good	
7258	quantum jittery pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 66
7259	narrow crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	mirror knitted banded Newton's Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +3
7262	bouncing &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	fuchsia photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	skewed photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	huge blurry disposable instant camera	0		
7267	asbestos-lined stiffened sage Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	tumbling &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	fuchsia blurry Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	stiffened plastic Professor What	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7273	olive Samson's plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
7274	knitted plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7275	twirling razor-sharp plastic Gary Claybender	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7276	jittery mirror plastic Captain Kerkard of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
7277	moist robot grease	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 60
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	triple-altered magnetized wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 27
7280	diffused wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 67
7281	quadruple-wet flattened mirror wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 46
7282	triple-corrupted upside-down wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 37
7283	nitrogenated chilled huge wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 45
7284	rosewater-soaked Rosewater's crying statue earrings	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	dangerous beefcake's plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	bouncing flame-wreathed plastic replica blaster pistol of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	Temple Grandin's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	mansplainer's extremely unsafe Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	mirror asbestos-lined sinister amok putter of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
7290	adequate half-sized amok pudding	2	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	deionized alkaline spinning can of V-11	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	cool elevennis shoes of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	huge zippy elevenderizing hammer	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	fuchsia bouncing personal trainer's Professor What T-Shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7298	tumbling heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	jittery fuchsia sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	energized alkaline squat eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 21
7309	super-aerosolized blurry spinning rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 57
7310	activated aerosolized bronzer	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 19
7311	inspector's Van der Graaf elegant nightstick	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	blurry box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	shaking rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	narrow jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	Jim Carey's crafty ghost of a necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Candy Drop: +100
7319	personal trainer's Elizabeth's Dollie of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20
7320	deionized unsweetened twirling Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 26
7321	wobbly Stephen's lab coat of the cougar of bravery	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
7322	ionized tarnished huge upside-down Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 60
7323	huge gray brawny Jacob's rung of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7324	mixed huge cyan spinning battery	1		
7325	mediocre olive upside-down snakebite	4	decent	
7326	scandalous Herculean rubber ribcage	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5
7327	dehydrated jittery blurry synthetic marrow	1		
7328	activated jittery funny bone	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 64
7329	weightlifter's half-melted spoon of wisdom	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15
7330	pickled yellow the funk	1		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 25
7331	miniature delicious fuchsia gunky chicken	2	awesome	
7332	scandalous doll head	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7333	jittery droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	pulsating healthy boxer's paddle-ball	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
7336	polarized spinning sound effects record	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 53
7337	ghostly alphabet block	0		
7338	enhanced dancer	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 38
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	groovy moose antlers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	oxidized quadruple-anodized dry moose thought	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 32
7342	rotten spinning moose chocolate	3	crappy	
7343	fortified mediocre huge painting of a glass of wine	5	decent	
7344	narrow oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	wobbly extremely unsafe ghost toga of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7348	toothsome gigantic gray sheet cake	6	awesome	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	reassuring Van der Graaf Staff of the Electric Range of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7352	moldy pulsating deluxe layer cake	4	crappy	
7353	ghostly blue chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	practically non-alcoholic delicious red-hot boilermaker	1	awesome	
7355	groovy coal shovel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	adjusted ionized huge hot coal	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 50
7357	flattened coal dust	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19
7358	Jim Carey's curative Socratic Bram's choker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7359	red plaid swatch	0		
7360	blinking gray plaid bandage	0		
7361	blurry dangerous plaid pocket square	0		Weapon Damage: +10
7362	tumbling deadly plaid skirt of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	triple-pressed bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 32
7364	blinking pulsating fabric softener	0		
7365	pressed concentrated galvanized twirling fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 63
7366	aged triple-distilled bottle of laundry sherry	10	awesome	
7367	double-electrified super-corrupted industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 69, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	tasty extra-flat panini	3	awesome	
7369	unsweetened triple-cold-filtered mangled finger	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 20
7370	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Psychotic Train wine	1	decent	
7371	blinking crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	snack-sized rotten pie man was not meant to eat	2	crappy	
7373	razor-sharp sommelier's towel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7374	twirling vibrating tarnished tastevin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7375	rotten immense actual tapas	7	crappy	
7376	squat ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	pulsating Usain Bolt's arcane researcher's ghast iron cleaver	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +80
7378	lime green frosty ghast iron Garibaldi of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	greedy auspicious ghast iron heater shield	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20
7380	extremely unsafe groovy ghast iron codpiece	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	flame-wreathed Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	concentrated flattened vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	diffused pressed narrow Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	super-vacuum-sealed quadruple-aerosolized jittery Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	denatured huge Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	frozen blinking Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	colloidal extra-pressed Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	chilled Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	chilled activated triple-concentrated wobbly Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	magnetized corrupted huge Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	quadruple-boiled Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	concentrated Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	ionized blinking Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	deionized chilled mirror Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	magnetized non-irradiated corrupted narrow Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	galvanized quadruple-electrified fuchsia Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	polarized anodized Vulcanized bouncing upside-down maroon Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	flattened Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	modified quadruple-alkaline ghostly Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	magnetized Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	electrified corrupted Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	liquefied extra-liquefied upside-down blurry Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	tarnished Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	jittery Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	olive tumbling Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	squat Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	wobbly pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	twirling sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	altered sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	huge Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	twirling Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	electrified magnetized irradiated narrow Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	enhanced irradiated Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	nitrogenated nitrogenated improved gray Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	polarized Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	moist Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	magnetized ionized huge Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	nitrogenated super-polarized oxidized maroon Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	adequate blinking Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	stale Brain Food Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	miniature bland Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	adequate Medical Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	adequate Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	diet delicious Ludovico Pastaco	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	lousy overpowering mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	acceptable weak purple blinking complex mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	acceptable watered-down purple smooth mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	drinkable blood-red mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	lousy buzzing mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	hand-crafted upside-down swirling mushroom wine	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	bite-sized spoiled Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	bland tiny Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	acceptable regular-size brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	tolerable maroon super-size brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	bad squat broberry brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	practically non-alcoholic lousy brocolate brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	artisanal practically non-alcoholic French bronilla brogurt	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	wobbly Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	teal Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	fuchsia industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	tumbling Brogre brorts of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	yellow deadly Brogre brolo shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	mirror spinning Brogre bucket hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	teal Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	gray one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	flame-retardant 8-billed baseball cap of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	lion tamer's grievous thinker's extremely wet T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	blurry steel-toed experienced shrimp fork of the boozehound	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	altered moist purple BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	cold-filtered diffused cold-filtered upside-down go-go potion	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	triple-wet pressed shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	non-activated non-improved electrified jittery Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	therapeutic string of moist beads	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	galvanized quantum olive Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	narrow squat possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	pressed magnetized upside-down mirror sugar fairy	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	deionized frozen jittery sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	bouncing sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	lousy practically non-alcoholic Rompedores de Fantasmas	1	decent	
7483	special watered-down hand-crafted La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	EPIC	Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 10
7484	tolerable blurry Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	good	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	yellow castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	blinking twirling triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	tumbling triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	triple-distilled lousy bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	8	decent	
7492	skewed blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	ghostly wine bomb	0		
7495	shaking blurry recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	huge blinking bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	pressed gray Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 22
7500	map	0		
7501	pulsating	0		
7502	denatured quadruple-concentrated tarnished tumbling Texas tea	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 20
7503	coward's dark hamethyst ring	0		Monster Level: -20
7504	Temple Grandin's dark baconstone ring	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7505	Lo Pan's dark porquoise ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
7506	executive veiny book	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +40
7507	savvy cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7508	label	0		
7509	half-sized stale Mornington crescent roll	2	decent	
7510	energized extra-polarized eye shadow	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 58
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	energized ghostly jittery blue poppy	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 34
7513	cyan opium grenade	0		
7514	squat duonoculars of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	squat careful Samson's spider leg	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -10
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	distilled hand-crafted glass of bourbon	5	EPIC	
7520	blurry fuchsia burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	tiny stale squat government cheese	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	huge medical-grade pair of government shades	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	ghostly space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	flattened twirling government	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	tarnished gray alien drugs	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	wobbly alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	squat resourceful Herculean government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	rotten loaf of alien bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	toothsome grilled cheese sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	powdered wobbly alien protein powder	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	fancy perfectly mixed triple-distilled lime green rocket fuel	8	EPIC	Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	purple alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	blue jittery alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	irresponsibly strong tolerable red stealth bomber	8	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	blinking space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	huge shaking ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	healthy space beast fur pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	upside-down pulsating space beast fur whip of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	sizzling friendly space heater	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed space port	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	veiny space needle of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	dry buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	chilled ash soda	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	pressed purple blinking liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	Vulcanized huge dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	denatured ionized bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	polymerized ionized frozen bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	skewed blurry page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	Vulcanized narrow blood cells	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 30
7558	acceptable mirror wine	3	good	
7559	triple-cold-filtered denatured gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 15
7560	mirror blue turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	chilled twirling giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 41
7562	dry chilled teal musk turtle	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 42
7563	deionized altered green programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 60
7564	activated mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 35
7565	adequate wobbly ham steak	4	good	
7566	tumbling sinister time-twitching toolbelt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	wobbly squat steel-toed fortified beefcake's Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9
7569	frightening vibrating dangerous Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
7570	boiled warmed Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 68
7571	greedy Socratic silent pea shooter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +20
7572	rotten gigantic D roll	9	crappy	
7573	reassuring kiwi beak of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
7574	perfectly mixed tumbling New Zealand iced tea	4	EPIC	
7575	prompt droll monocle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7576	dry quadruple-vacuum-sealed twirling future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 64
7577	nitrogenated future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 31
7578	diffused moist triple-modified maroon future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 41
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	boiled skewed lime green liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 50
7581	ghostly shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	rotten miniature rack of dinosaur ribs	2	crappy	
7583	tolerable skewed scotch on the rocks	3	good	
7584	Jim Carey's hale yabba dabba doo rag	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	groovy wooly loincloth of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	upside-down helix fossil	0		
7587	gray S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	perfectly mixed glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	aged cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	mediocre watered-down thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	hand-crafted Lucky Lindy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	drinkable watered-down wobbly cyan Bee's Knees	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	artisanal Sockdollager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	fortified aged huge Ish Kabibble	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	fancy watered-down artisanal Hot Socks	2	EPIC	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Phonus Balonus	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	perfectly mixed weak Flivver	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	acceptable Sloppy Jalopy	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	energized activated flame	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 68
7601	dry temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 65
7602	altered activated polymerized Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 50
7603	boiled cold-filtered irradiated fuchsia neckbeard	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 41
7604	irradiated colloidal artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 36
7605	ionized punk patch	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 50
7606	polymerized ionized steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 43
7607	cold-filtered ionized vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
7608	modified warmed turtle mud	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 58
7609	irradiated bouncing Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 49
7610	colloidal twirling Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 38
7611	quantum Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 52
7612	vacuum-sealed corrupted magnetized tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 47
7613	activated irradiated bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 11
7614	chilled irradiated ghostly voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 55
7615	polymerized oxidized pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 26
7616	modified pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 24
7617	corrupted shaking short deposition	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 45
7618	tarnished polarized twirling straw pole	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 15
7619	galvanized unsweetened frozen copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 49
7620	moist ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 49
7621	ionized quadruple-modified squat ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 34
7622	irradiated super-dry altered upside-down button rouge	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 41
7623	electrified moist modified olive Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 40
7624	triple-vacuum-sealed blinking jittery lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 28
7625	activated flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 69
7626	wet tarnished enhanced oyster badge	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 19
7627	dry deionized plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 20
7628	nitrogenated Vulcanized skewed dancing fan	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 65
7629	moist tarnished page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 47
7630	extra-pressed oxidized denatured magic powder	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 58
7631	tarnished modified friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 65
7632	pickled quadruple-warmed quadruple-nitrogenated government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 50
7633	nitrogenated ionized alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 15
7634	polarized jittery green upside-down irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 14
7635	energized cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 49
7636	reassuring scorching shellacked shell	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	crafty pillow shell	0		Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	avaricious asbestos-lined extremely unsafe turtle shell	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	skewed life preserver	0		
7646	huge lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	altered concentrated gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 44
7650	triple-colloidal catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 32
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	bouncing fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	shaking fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	padded neoprene skullcap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	modified goblin water	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 32
7661	wobbly dumb mud	0		
7662	flavorless thick Sogg-Os	5	decent	
7663	hale grievous sage Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
7664	galvanized Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 26
7665	quantum liquid ice	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 62
7666	hand-crafted twirling Wet Russian	4	EPIC	
7667	decent filet of The Fish	4	good	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	reassuring weightlifter's thunder down underwear of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	Newton's famous raincoat of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	flame-retardant experienced cool lightning rod	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7673	tolerable legitimate business on the beach	4	good	
7674	skewed Herculean hep waders	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	adequate jive turkey leg	4	good	
7676	electrified birdbone corset	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7677	corrupted chilled warmed candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 40
7678	rosy-cheeked 4-dimensional fez	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	blurry perfumed super-absorbent tarp	0		Stench Resistance: +5
7681	aged unquiet spirits	3	awesome	
7682	tumbling chilly banjo kazoo mount	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
7683	polymerized denatured grass	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 12
7684	twirling Fonzie's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7685	rosy-cheeked grievous Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30
7686	asbestos-lined scandalous Lo Pan's Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7687	triple-polymerized dog ointment	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 60
7688	family-friendly Sinatra's gumshoes	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7689	upside-down rock-hard dangerous flapper floppers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
7690	miser's Da Vinci's sneakeasies	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7691	ribald beefy plastic nunchaku	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	Sherlock's greasy hand whip of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	greedy perfumed toasty glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	bouncing Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	maroon wobbly aromatic stiffened cap gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	Van der Graaf Socratic cassette player	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	teal chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	green &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	triple-boiled ghostly confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	non-energized shaking confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	irradiated confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	huge LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	cyan LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	red LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	purple The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	Vulcanized warmed polymerized blinking rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	veiny rubber cape of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	zippy inspector's double-paned Thor's Pliers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	frozen candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 35
7711	crafty rosy-cheeked water wings for babies	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	massive flavorless skewed narrow Strix stix	10	decent	
7714	chilly energetic medical-grade vampire pellet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7715	smooth green non-aged vinegar	4	awesome	
7716	chilly unsanitized scalpel	0		Cold Damage: +5
7717	personal trainer's gladiator tunica	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7718	pulsating arcane researcher's Roman sadnals	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
7719	deadly madius	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7720	squat deadly radiator heater shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7721	dry salt wages	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 29
7722	educational centurion helmet	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	gray Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	colloidal triple-modified cyan ghostly Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 34
7726	flattened aerosolized ghostly Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 38
7727	pickled chilled Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 33
7728	altered Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 33
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	twirling Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	lime green skewed Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	mirror Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	upside-down Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	blurry Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	blurry Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	mirror Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	blurry Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	twirling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	jittery Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	huge Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	lime green chaotic MacGyver's Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	hale stiffened Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	chilly resourceful Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	adequate Xiblaxian ultraburrito	4	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	lousy spinning Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	spinning Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	altered narrow They liver	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	flavorless They liver popsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	shaking holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	mixed blue residual zeal	1		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	blurry chilly Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Cold Damage: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	flame-retardant Temple Grandin's defective Golden Mr. Accessory of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	ghostly narrow rosy-cheeked Personal Ventilation Unit of terror of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	pressed moist activated mirror the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	enchanted rotten &quot;meat&quot; stick	4	crappy	Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	twisted blinking squat transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	huge blurry specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	censurious sizzling padded pair of plants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	stiffened smartaleck's Sasq&trade; watch of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	shaking chilly smoker's cloak of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	bouncing miser's Oprah's ruddy camouflage T-shirt of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	chilled super-alkaline moist experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	auspicious aromatic slick heavy-duty clipboard	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	red perfumed manspreader's clever battery-powered drill of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	toothsome limp broccoli	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	hardened razor-sharp hat of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	galvanized electrified huge monkey barf	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	boiled liquefied candy	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	olive Jeselnik's wizardly weightlifter's jangly bracelet	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	cuddly teddy bear of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	wobbly wool fortified first-aid pouch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	dry airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	pulsating bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	delicious enchanted jittery initiative shawarma	3	awesome	Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	miniature tasty huge warm war shawarma	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	tasty karma shawarma	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	practically non-alcoholic bad Jungle Juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Amnesiac Ale	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	enchanted bad Highest Bitter	4	decent	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	blurry extremely unsafe wizardly mercenary pistol	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	Van der Graaf sinister mercenary rifle	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	gray Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	gray TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	cyan viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	flavorless fancy fuchsia spinning seared dino steak	4	decent	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 45
7814	extra-dry delicious bottle of drinkin' gas	5	awesome	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	cyan 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	blinking simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	squat zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	squat french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	skewed crafty Fonzie's iShield of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10
7825	Herculean savvy earbuds of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7826	twirling greedy foul-smelling Temple Grandin's iFlail	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
7827	half-sized bland unidentifiable dried fruit	2	decent	
7828	lousy skewed flat cider	4	decent	
7829	supercharged Sinatra's trench lighter of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	pickled experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	fuchsia military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	gray Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	blinking special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	skewed special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	twirling special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	denatured bouncing perl necklace	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	corrupted denatured squat Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	unsweetened ionized ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	flavorless petit fortran	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	rotten big green java cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	spoiled miniature cookie cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	bouncing twirling Herculean plastic exo-suited miner	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	blurry lion tamer's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	skewed plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	sharpshooter's plastic Crimbot	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	huge thinker's plastic Crimbomega	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	frozen flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	Oprah's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	veiny servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	huge blurry fuchsia therapeutic studded high-energy mining laser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	twirling nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	narrow Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	twirling Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	spinning cyan Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	blinking spinning Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	shaking Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	red Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	twirling gray Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	blurry teal Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	olive Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	squat Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	huge recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	blinking recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	blurry therapeutic educational brainy Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	activated irradiated Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 40
7915	vacuum-sealed diffused Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 44
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	anodized tumbling BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 16
7918	non-pressed Moonds	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 50
7919	warmed twirling Big Punk	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 44
7920	upside-down fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	artisanal Friendly Turkey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Agitated Turkey	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	distilled tolerable Ambitious Turkey	5	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	moldy neutron lollipop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	hand-crafted gamma nog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	purple skewed picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	compressed upside-down single atom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	green Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	blinking pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	ghostly tooth	0		
7945	blurry yellow table	0		
7946	executive greasy razor-sharp outlaw bandana	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
7947	drinkable high-proof whiskey in a broken glass	8	good	
7948	aged shot of mescal	4	awesome	
7949	perfectly mixed watered-down glass of herbal tequila	2	EPIC	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	red beefy plaid cowboy hat of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	cyan lasso	0		
7953	gravedigger's therapeutic deadly rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7954	shaking bouncing rattler rattle	0		
7955	mirror bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	blurry even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	narrow letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	chilly mansplainer's Lo Pan's therapeutic Staff of Ed	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	fuchsia amulet	0		
7964	huge green Staff of Fats of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	blinking banded World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Damage Absorption: +100
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	boiled mummified fig	1	decent	Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 35
7973	denatured shaking mummified loaf of bread	1	good	
7974	boiled blinking mummified beef haunch	1	crappy	Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 20
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	skewed cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	blinking holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	twirling shaking talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	bouncing cure-all	0		
7983	lightning-fast dance instructor's Sister Accessory	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only
7984	pickled Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 27
7985	Sherlock's medical-grade parachute	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	perfumed pad of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	manspreader's padded peeler	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	ribald Jack Frost's pettipants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	lion tamer's personal trainer's panama hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	personal trainer's Samson's pulsera	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	greasy lion tamer's police baton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	yellow rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked banded supercool sage plus-fours of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	blurry narrow porkpie of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	Annie Oakley's boxer's pepper mill	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	Tesla pelerine of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	supercharged phantom mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	denatured ghostly green polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	dehydrated spinning powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	magnetized concentrated choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	electrified dry smart watch	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	deionized wobbly augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	skewed up-at-dawn toy Crimbot power glove	0		Adventures: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	shaking Rosewater's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	ionized nitrogenated frozen Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	Jack Frost's dog trainer's studded Crimbomega drive chain	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	blue Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	mirror purple Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	ionized narrow fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	nitrogenated polarized green flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	super-energized polarized and rain stick	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 60
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	yummy fancy snack-sized Choco-Mint patty	2	awesome	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	fancy perfectly mixed hot mint schnocolate	3	EPIC	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	powdered homeopathic mint tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	narrow muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	jittery blinking artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	shaking Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	jittery lime green calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	red alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	sinister tope&eacute; of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	topiary tights of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
8036	topiary necktie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
8037	rotten enchanted huge mirror bowl of topioca	9	crappy	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 40
8038	blinking jittery topiary skunk	0		
8039	blinking topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	tumbling trusty whip	0		
8041	purple crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	perfumed pot	0		Stench Resistance: +5
8044	Newton's spelunking fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8045	occult sturdy machete	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
8046	shotgun of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8047	olive steel-toed boomerang	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8049	foul-smelling mining helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10
8050	ghostly therapeutic X-ray goggles	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Luck: +5
8051	jittery cape of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8052	narrow MacGyver's jetpack	0		Maximum MP: +100
8053	pulsating shaking spring boots	0		
8054	pulsating spiked boots	0		
8055	smartaleck's pickaxe	0		Moxie Percent: +30
8056	torch	0		
8057	Jim Carey's beefcake's [spelunking test kit]	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +25
8058	shaking sinister plasma rifle	0		Spell Damage: +10
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	twirling Sinatra's Newton's The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Luck: -6
8061	ghostly The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	bouncing coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	narrow monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	blue banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	pickled	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	olive Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	mirror Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	skewed wobbly sage smooth Spelunker's fedora of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	jittery purple narrow gravedigger's educational Spelunker's whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	Annie Oakley's Spelunker's khakis of vim and vigor of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	shaking blinking spinning still-beating spleen	0		
8087	gray Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jittery jewel	0		
8089	mirror headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	stylish wicker kickers of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	teal twirling stanky sinister wicker slicker	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	blurry fireproof clever wicker knickers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	lightning-fast wicker ticker of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	huge MacGyver's wicker sticker of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	lion tamer's wicker clicker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	dehydrated upside-down wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	razor-sharp dangerous belt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	green hale Sinatra's badge	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	pulsating savvy bowl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	brooch of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	Samson's breeches of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	wobbly backpack of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	mixed jittery blurry blurry bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	banded Socratic anvil	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	horrifying weightlifter's akubra	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	ghostly coward's vibrating apron	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	wholesome steel-toed ascot	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	electrified Sinatra's attache case	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	sinister accordion of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	dried huge blinking aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	therapeutic wig of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	winch crank of the sewer of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	frosty widget of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	stiffened dance instructor's whisk	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	mirror Oprah's grievous walker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	green vibrating deadly waders	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	vaporized flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	tumbling auspicious clever gaiters	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	chilly garland of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	skewed gravedigger's gunnysack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	bouncing purple cool garibaldi of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	yellow blinking groovy wizardly girdle	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	toasty Jack Frost's gloves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	distilled jittery smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	chilly shellacked fiberglass fetish	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	executive fiberglass foil of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	fiberglass fannypack of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	ghostly manspreader's occult fiberglass frock	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	cyan foul-smelling extremely unsafe fiberglass fingerguard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	upside-down miser's Jim Carey's fiberglass fedora	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	compressed fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	wobbly talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	hale rubber spatula	0		Maximum HP: +20
8139	frightening spoon	0		Spooky Damage: +5
8140	ghostly Sinatra's crystalline reamer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8141	macroplane grater of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
8142	Tesla bastard baster	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8143	therapeutic obsidian nutcracker	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	tumbling Sherlock's chaotic glass eye	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
8146	galvanized invisible potion	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 11
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	narrow tumbling executive resourceful ninjammies of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	super-flattened olive Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 14
8150	polymerized enhanced upside-down sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 68
8151	polarized pickled Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 35
8152	extra-alkaline huge polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 61
8153	irradiated double-tarnished candy dish	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 59
8154	nitrogenated alkaline tumbling Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 58
8155	double-dry dry mirror talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 50
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	cold-filtered irradiated anodized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
8161	non-ionized Vulcanized really thick spine	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 22
8162	deadly Socratic skullcap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	narrow healthy three-legged pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	remaindered axe of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	tumbling stylish cr&ecirc;epy mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	spoiled snack-sized baguette	2	crappy	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	improved dry ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 55
8170	irradiated corrupted olive mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 54
8171	delicious spirit-forward blurry unflavored wine cooler	5	awesome	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	twirling brainy sewer snake	0		Mysticality: +5
8174	stale pigeon egg	3	decent	
8175	gravedigger's Samson's jaunty feather	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +10
8176	weak smooth premium malt liquor	2	awesome	
8177	red frosty Newton's brown paper pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10
8178	spinning bouncing perfumed resourceful brown paper bag mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
8179	smooth ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Moxie: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	wizardly breadwand	0		Mysticality: +25
8181	family-friendly loafers	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8182	bouncing Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	ribald bread basket	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	executive double-paned The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	mirror Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	acceptable blue Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	good	
8189	lousy watered-down Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	decent	
8190	artisanal enchanted Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	EPIC	Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 25
8191	triple-distilled artisanal wobbly Breakfast Blast wine cooler	9	EPIC	
8192	perfectly mixed enchanted Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	EPIC	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 30
8193	bland plain bagel	3	decent	
8194	stale pulsating glob of cream cheese	3	decent	
8195	huge rotten loaf of soda bread	8	crappy	
8196	bland snack-sized narrow acceptable bagel	2	decent	
8197	thick adequate yellow standard-issue cupcake	5	good	
8198	miniature adequate ultra-deluxe cupcake	2	good	
8199	ghostly hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	yummy miniature popular tart	2	awesome	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	boiled triple-altered maroon Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 32
8203	ghostly airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	pulsating one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	squat FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	expensive camera of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	liquefied liquefied colloidal How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	shaking filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	rigging rope of the empath of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	powdered twirling nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	hale studded sewage-clogged pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	quadruple-unsweetened pickled deionized blinking maroon huge beard incense	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	tumbling stiffened perfume-soaked bandana of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	narrow purple toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	moldy toxo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	special acceptable irresponsibly strong huge blurry Lemonade-235	9	good	Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	Sherlock's isotophat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	prompt Sherlock's Three Mile Island shorts	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	clever toxic mop of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	tumbling lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	bouncing jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	ghostly ribald clever stiffened backwoods banjo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	cyan auspicious mansplainer's Oprah's ratskin pajama pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	alkaline electrified liquefied turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	toasty fortified fake washboard of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	pulsating greedy inspector's Dinsey's oculus	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	skewed smartaleck's Dinsey's radar dish	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	yellow rosy-cheeked Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	deadly Dinsey's brain of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	narrow baleful Dinsey's glove of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	therapeutic personal trainer's Dinsey's pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	maroon pulsating complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	red gravedigger's lube-shoes	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	stiffened Dinsey mascot mask of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	moldy Dinsey food-cone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	tolerable Dinsey Whinskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	polarized pickled squat Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	quilted Sinatra's fannypack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	energetic ruddy hardened boxer's garbage sticker of the brazier of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	jittery reassuring rosy-cheeked sinister grievous boxer's hazmat helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	upside-down upside-down Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	unsweetened adjusted nasty gum	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 21
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	The Lot's engagement ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	maroon Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	pulsating Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	perfumed energetic fortified miracle whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	arcane researcher's sphygmayomanometer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	gray tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	cyan mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	bland unappetizing mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	decent uninteresting mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	decent bouncing acceptable mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	delicious jittery enticing mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	moldy shaking mouth-watering mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	strong mediocre yellow Afternoon Delight	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	purple Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	pickled dry blurry Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	cyan jittery Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	colloidal extra-oxidized Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	nitrogenated double-vacuum-sealed Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 56
8287	bouncing lime green puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	friendly dice ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
8291	blue Socratic dice belt buckle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
8292	Lo Pan's dice-print pajama pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
8293	ghostly supercool dice-shaped backpack	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8294	lard-coated dice-print do-rag	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8295	brawny dice sunglasses	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	flattened corrupted twirling dice	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 49
8298	twirling pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	diffused quantum power pill	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	improved improved oxidized narrow pixel star	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	flavorless small pixel banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	acceptable squat pixel beer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	maroon puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	huge pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	adjusted sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 69
8307	warmed &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 57
8308	moist alkaline ionized narrow mirror piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 22
8309	irradiated warmed green blinking baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 42
8310	anodized anodized wet tumbling .epub file	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 31
8311	quadruple-unsweetened liquefied pulsating BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 56
8312	chilled hustler shades	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 62
8313	improved jerky stick	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 30
8314	dry costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 19
8315	quadruple-corrupted dry vacuum-sealed muscle oil	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 23
8316	quadruple-deionized extra-polarized bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 56
8317	corrupted pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 24
8318	wet bouncing sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15
8319	galvanized jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 47
8320	cold-filtered polymerized quantum ghostly one glove	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 28
8321	energized galvanized ionized blinking glove	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 59
8322	modified corrupted energized handful of fire	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 25
8323	cold-filtered ionized Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 64
8324	improved chilled frozen disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 54
8325	double-boiled coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 32
8326	deionized blurry conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 35
8327	corrupted Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 62
8328	deionized blue icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 23
8329	diffused adjusted dry smellbook	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 43
8330	denatured non-cold-filtered quadruple-frozen teal assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 24
8331	Vulcanized quadruple-diffused gray filthy armor	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 29
8332	triple-diffused diffused plague pie	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 45
8333	energized cold-filtered batarang	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 47
8334	colloidal quadruple-vacuum-sealed narrow spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 66
8335	quadruple-chilled warmed grease trap	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 11
8336	warmed shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 34
8337	pressed diffused porkpocket	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 56
8338	enhanced twirling Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 18
8339	wet warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
8340	dry Vulcanized Vulcanized janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 46
8341	liquefied narrow warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 45
8342	adjusted polymerized baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 12
8343	boiled concentrated bouncing huge carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 44
8344	warmed bronze polish	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 38
8345	nitrogenated warmed crident	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 41
8346	modified adjusted totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 52
8347	activated pressed spray chrome	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 33
8348	anodized frozen blinking filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 12
8349	double-corrupted activated ghostly hand of cards	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 20
8350	galvanized cold-filtered damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 69
8351	flattened dry pulsating lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 20
8352	boiled skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 45
8353	altered energized teal narrow grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 39
8354	enhanced lime green nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 24
8355	polymerized polymerized iron torso box	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 15
8356	chilled bouncing mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 11
8357	nitrogenated tarnished radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 51
8358	frozen x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 27
8359	colloidal green wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 61
8360	triple-oxidized hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 14
8361	triple-cold-filtered denatured oxidized huge mirror child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 19
8362	altered devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 21
8363	adjusted shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 25
8364	deionized boiled alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 65
8365	pickled novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 29
8366	vacuum-sealed mirror invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 30
8367	frozen anodized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 40
8368	flattened oxidized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 18
8369	warmed anodized plunge-leg	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 54
8370	double-magnetized colloidal teal funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 38
8371	electrified pickled bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 21
8372	frozen deionized mirror blinking flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 17
8373	liquefied shaking captured boozles	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 57
8374	improved improved drinks tray	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 52
8375	Vulcanized eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 44
8376	blue submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	miniature spoiled pixel lemon	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	tolerable huge wobbly pixel daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	colloidal oxidized power pill	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	vacuum-sealed boiled green pixel potion	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	twirling Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	blinking valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	cyan shaking mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	skewed mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	olive tumbling The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	upside-down Annie Oakley's The Emperor's new hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	squat beefy The Emperor's new shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	Annie Oakley's The Emperor's new pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	pulsating frightening brawny lead pipe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	grievous Newton's rope	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	miser's baleful wrench	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	mirror resourceful razor-sharp candlestick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	Jack Frost's strapping knife	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	Jeselnik's resourceful revolver	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	shaking 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	ghostly talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	fancy rotten pestopiary	3	crappy	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 50
8408	warmed electrified ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 37
8409	rotten jumbo crudles	5	crappy	
8410	adequate miniature twirling agnolotti arboli	2	good	
8411	normal spaghetti with ghost balls	4	good	
8412	moldy super-sized fancy succulent marrow	5	crappy	Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 15
8413	flavorless salacious crumbs	4	decent	
8414	normal small red fusilli marrownarrow	2	good	
8415	massive moldy suggestive strozzapreti	8	crappy	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	rotten Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	crappy	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	rotten linguini immondizia bianco	4	crappy	
8420	miniature spoiled shells a la shellfish	2	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	purple fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	jittery twirling spore pod	0		
8429	skewed wobbly veiny spore pod	0		
8430	jittery hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	gray cool spore pod	0		
8434	mirror jingling spore pod	0		
8435	energetic educational LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	educational LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	tumbling flame-retardant frosty LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	spinning viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	lime green SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	ghostly New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	skewed broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	lion tamer's grievous high-temperature mining mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	ghostly green frightening beefcake's fireproof megaphone	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	tiny normal mineapple	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	hand-crafted olive Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	stale smelted roe	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	artisanal olive lavawater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	double-nitrogenated squat basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	lime green frosty coward's lavalarva of temperance	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	olive friendly coward's sharpshooter's lava balaclava	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	foul-smelling Newton's beefy basaltamander buckler	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	polarized squat lava globs	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	rotten miniature gooey lava globs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	arcane researcher's lava-proof pants of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	huge fuchsia greedy heat-resistant necktie of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	smartaleck's heat-resistant gloves of Tarzan of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	decent wobbly very hot lunch	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	acceptable asbestos thermos	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	chilled chilled wobbly liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	bite-sized toothsome disco biscuit	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	tolerable Quaatorade&trade;	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	squat censurious sizzling biker's hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	flame-wreathed stylish feathered headdress of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	flame-retardant banded weightlifter's electrician's hardhat	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	green narrow Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	blinking spinning The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	upside-down &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	skewed wobbly one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	pulsating Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	bouncing bouncing grievous smooth velvet pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	ghostly smooth velvet hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	smooth velvet pocket square of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	huge smooth velvet socks of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	Annie Oakley's smooth velvet hanky	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	red fortified The One Mood Ring of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	shaking skewed Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	blinking signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	spinning half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	blue glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	compressed SMOOCH coffee cup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	quadruple-tarnished labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	bouncing up-at-dawn prompt supercool Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: 8, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	bouncing spinning savvy grease cannon of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	quadruple-deionized ionized demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	love of the dark arts of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	bouncing nasty arcane researcher's Pener's drumstick of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	nippy shellacked deuce cape	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	foul-smelling chaotic Lavalos's shell of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	ghostly hardened Newton's smooth velvet bra	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	blue MacGyver's SMOOCH bracers of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	mansplainer's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	experienced SMOOCH spaulders	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	greedy beefy SMOOCH codpiece	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	ribald SMOOCH breastplate	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	ghostly fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	skewed superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	toothsome snack-sized lava cake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	stale miniature pink slime	2	decent	
8527	maroon Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	yummy fancy devil hair pasta	4	awesome	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 50
8530	massive spoiled upside-down spagecialetti	8	crappy	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	purple good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	super-sized spoiled libertagliatelle	5	crappy	
8535	big yummy turkish mostaccioli	5	awesome	
8536	yummy linguini of the sea	3	awesome	
8537	polymerized Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 63
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	decent Fettris	3	good	
8543	yummy fusillocybin	4	awesome	
8544	jumbo spoiled prescription noodles	5	crappy	
8545	distilled blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	polymerized bag of grain	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 61
8547	extra-corrupted bouncing pocket maze	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 30
8548	galvanized modified shady shades	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 18
8549	vacuum-sealed deionized shaking squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 49
8550	normal weird gazelle steak	3	good	
8551	bland mirror sausage without a cause	3	decent	
8552	pressed non-altered face paint	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 38
8553	enchanted watered-down mediocre emergency margarita	2	decent	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 50
8554	practically non-alcoholic bad vintage smart drink	1	decent	
8555	maroon a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	cyan Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	flattened aerosolized cyan squat Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 20
8559	energized teal bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 48
8560	double-magnetized squat Aerheads	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 13
8561	anodized dry energized Wrotz	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 20
8562	oxidized boiled blurry Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 41
8563	double-concentrated oxidized warmed fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 38
8564	squat shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	inspector's flame-retardant barrel lid of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	skewed wholesome thinker's barrel hoop earring of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	mansplainer's fortified bankruptcy barrel of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	wobbly skewed normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	spinning tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	jittery lime green weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	blurry barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	tumbling barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	spinning moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	blinking mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	narrow jittery barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	watered-down perfectly mixed narrow bottle of Amontillado	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	aged triple-distilled barrel-aged martini	9	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	normal cyan barrel pickle	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	normal barrel cracker	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	altered pulsating vibrating mushroom	1	awesome	Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	vaporized maroon mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	frosty KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	prompt Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	blurry barrel gun of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	tasty water log	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	jittery fuchsia Annie Oakley's barrelhead of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	baleful bottoms of the barrel of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	brainy chest barrel of the storm	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	olive bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	inspector's double barreled barrel gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	cyan greedy educational Rosewater's triple barreled barrel gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	double-paned scorching barrel beryl choker	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	greasy stylish barrel beryl nose ring	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	Herculean beefy barrel beryl ring	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	teal map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	shaking potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	nitrogenated twirling cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	altered cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	cold-filtered Vulcanized cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	polymerized quadruple-quantum narrow cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	boiled cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	moist blurry olive pulsating cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	double-colloidal unsweetened cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	improved vacuum-sealed blue cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	quantum quantum cyan cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	boiled cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	alkaline quantum cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	dry green cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	irradiated blinking cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	ionized cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	unsweetened Vulcanized squat cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	improved frozen activated huge cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	magnetized lime green cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	oxidized anodized shaking squat cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	flattened cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	quantum corrupted cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	energized dry electrified yellow jittery tumbling cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	liquefied energized cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	frozen wobbly cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	boiled cuppa Activi tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	mixed cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	super-modified quadruple-pressed cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	activated cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	aerosolized spinning cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	wet denatured cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	pickled cold-filtered squat cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	polarized skewed cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	altered electrified cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	twirling cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	teal skewed cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	dry olive cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	modified skewed jittery cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	hale studded Royal scepter of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	upside-down Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	toothsome half-sized bowl of eyeballs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	rotten bowl of mummy guts	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	rotten skewed bowl of maggots	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	watered-down bad blood and blood	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	perfectly mixed weak blue Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	distilled drinkable tumbling zombie	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	tumbling Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	green wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	shaking Usain Bolt's zippy smooth crown	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: 100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	blinking ear poison	0		
8653	ghostly stink-penny	0		
8654	sharpshooter's hardy baleful hawk	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10
8655	spoiled huge hamlet sandwich	3	crappy	
8656	razor-sharp Othello's military jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8657	forbidden Othello's dagger	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
8658	grievous Othello's handkerchief	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
8659	corrupted quadruple-liquefied pulsating skewed bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 58
8660	pulsating grip key	0		
8661	huge How to Play Othello	0		
8662	jittery bouncing Sherlock's ghostly dagger of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
8663	hand-crafted watered-down skewed ghost beer	2	EPIC	
8664	Othello set of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	pulsating Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	up-at-dawn nasty rock-hard Yorick	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
8668	rose	0		
8669	bouncing tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	shaking tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	green Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	quadruple-denatured ionized shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	spoiled jumbo special iceberg lettuce	5	crappy	Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	irresponsibly strong enchanted hand-crafted huge ice wine	7	EPIC	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	wobbly yellow shaking flame-wreathed Van der Graaf Wal-Mart snowglobe of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	blue twirling lion tamer's sage beefcake's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	avaricious Socratic boxer's Wal-Mart overalls	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	yellow Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	huge The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	bellhop's hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	watered-down lousy gray ice porter	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	concentrated exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	deionized shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	twirling hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	jittery ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	ghostly huge Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	powdered olive medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	super-sized normal ice rice	5	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	artisanal iced plum wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	narrow purple occult extremely unsafe brawny training belt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	ribald horrifying weightlifter's training legwarmers	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	shaking shaking banded brainy training helmet of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	shaking mirror training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	squat machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	cyan self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	powdered narrow red abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	vaporized lime green abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	compressed ghostly fuchsia abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	compressed abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	denatured mirror narrow abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	modified lime green pulsating abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	modified abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	denatured olive abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	boiled mirror abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	modified squat abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	moldy fuchsia VYKEA meatballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	drinkable watered-down VYKEA mead	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	nitrogenated tarnished electrified VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	jittery green VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	fuchsia VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	blue wholesome VYKEA hex key of the scaredy-cat of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	spinning VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	rotten blinking tin of submardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	acceptable spirit-forward skewed blinking huge bottle of norwhiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	modified wobbly octolus oculus	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	shaking squat flame-wreathed lion tamer's healthy sardine can key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	pulsating electrified baleful Fonzie's norwhal helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	shaking steel-toed brawny octolus-skin cloak of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong perfect cosmopolitan	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	artisanal perfect negroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	enchanted aged perfect dark and stormy	4	awesome	Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	bad weak huge perfect mimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	mediocre purple perfect old-fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	drinkable narrow shaking perfect paloma	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	pressed modified ghostly That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	unsweetened corrupted blurry Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	super-irradiated boiled pulsating Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	ionized liquefied Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	ionized Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	yellow airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	Vulcanized Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	galvanized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	aerosolized communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	tasty shaking upside-down Crimbo salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	adequate bread line	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	acceptable bark rootbeer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	artisanal practically non-alcoholic squat ale	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	skewed crafty plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	tumbling plastic Rudolph the Red of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	brainy plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	shaking ribald plastic Crimborgatron	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	skewed nippy plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	mirror bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	green box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	perfectly mixed Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	squat Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	narrow spinning Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	quantum quantum tumbling pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	narrow blurry sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	tumbling executive sharpshooter's razor-sharp reusable shopping bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	bouncing Temple Grandin's coarse hemp socks	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	personal trainer's armband	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	twirling ghostly bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	blinking iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	upside-down ruddy pine cone necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	maroon reindeer hammer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	pulsating elf ploughshare of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	bouncing circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	tumbling jittery faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	jittery tumbling book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	therapeutic elven tambourine	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	bouncing smartaleck's reindeer sickle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	upside-down ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	twirling dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	upside-down kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	huge squat high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	skewed experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	pulsating fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	blinking confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	upside-down exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	jittery bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	stale skewed Kudzu salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	modified pulsating mirror Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	distilled enchanted acceptable Miss Graves' vermouth	5	good	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	fancy flavorless The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	decent	Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	boiled The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	tolerable The Mad Liquor	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	tolerable Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	moldy Mr. Burnsger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	mixed The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	razor-sharp boxer's The Jokester's gun of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	resourceful therapeutic The Jokester's wig of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	jittery The Jokester's pants of the brute of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	aerosolized Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	yellow twirling basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	double-chilled jittery robin's egg	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	toothsome tumbling robin flan	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	weak artisanal robin nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	squat LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	pressed triple-altered irradiated blinking Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 39
8841	extra-magnetized triple-corrupted jittery Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 42
8842	extra-dry mirror infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 53
8843	ionized adjusted pulsating can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 48
8844	extra-adjusted energized chilled The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 42
8845	pressed bag of random words	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 65
8846	colloidal flattened aerosolized huge tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 40
8847	chilled oxidized extra-liquefied red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 18
8848	aerosolized anodized question juice	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 64
8849	quadruple-pressed deionized mirror tube of villain	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 48
8850	supercool your cowboy boots	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	pulsating nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	upside-down nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	narrow yellow nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	executive quicksilver ring	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	blurry stanky manspreader's thicksilver ring of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	coward's Tesla wicksilver ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -35, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	inspector's knitted Rosewater's slicksilver ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	lightning-fast Sinatra's sicksilver ring of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	greasy scandalous nicksilver ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	Jim Carey's strapping ticksilver ring	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	purple ruddy savvy Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	family-friendly asbestos-lined Da Vinci's Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	toasty rosy-cheeked groovy Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	ghostly up-at-dawn Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	frightening World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	ghostly Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	curative Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	fireproof friendly Tesla Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	zippy hale educational Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	flavorless plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	spoiled miniature plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	moldy maroon plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	flavorless jumbo plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	spoiled plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	bland plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	gigantic decent plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	8	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	normal plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	flavorless miniature huge plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	spoiled plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	twirling crafty beefcake's Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	miser's smelly Newton's Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	fortified experienced thinker's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	olive Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	nippy supercharged beefcake's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of incineration of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	frightening smooth Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of chilblains	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	mirror buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	frozen super-ionized yellow poker face paint	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	bouncing tainted milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	nitrogenated triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	double-flattened unsweetened liquefied ghost bit	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	galvanized pressed buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	wet liquefied lion musk	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	adequate mirror bear claw	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	flattened galvanized rattler gland	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	adjusted upside-down half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	corrupted gray spinning tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	flavorless half-sized rotting beefsteak	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	perfectly mixed firemilk	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	concentrated spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	dehydrated shaking blinking moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	mirror occult Sinatra's western-style skinning knife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	blurry reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	steel knuckles of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	cyan huge Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	blue The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	shaking LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	pulsating gray Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	tumbling Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	mirror disc (red)	0		
8926	skewed disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	altered blurry gray demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	jittery rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	blurry custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	pulsating baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	blue hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	blue mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	skewed coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	ghostly frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	upside-down olive rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	spinning rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	red quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	bouncing thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	red slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	cyan special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	shaking spinning Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	teal Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	ghostly briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	twirling one-gallon hat of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40
8960	Sherlock's wicked two-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
8961	three-gallon hat of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8962	inspector's clever four-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +15
8963	tumbling dance instructor's five-gallon hat of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +7
8964	executive hale six-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40
8965	purple Newton's seven-gallon hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Candy Drop: +100
8966	blinking veiny deadly eight-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10
8967	supercool nine-gallon hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20
8968	huge flame-wreathed boxer's ten-gallon hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
8969	horrifying eleven-gallon hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	modified diffused skin oil	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 58
8973	wet quadruple-irradiated unusual oil	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 61
8974	denatured pulsating eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 61
8975	blurry maroon exclusive club	0		
8976	alkaline adjusted tumbling patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 41
8977	galvanized cold-filtered maroon patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 28
8978	tarnished dry shaking patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 57
8979	electrified concentrated patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 16
8980	polymerized chilled twirling patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 29
8981	adjusted anodized patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 15
8982	tarnished denatured corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 48
8983	mediocre practically non-alcoholic shaking rodeo whiskey	1	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	dog trainer's real cowboy hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	upside-down electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	pickled armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	diet tasty huge red jumping horseradish	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	lousy weak enchanted gray Sacramento wine	2	decent	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	boiled Greek fire	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	greasy ribald hardy educational ox-head shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	curative grievous thinker's dented scepter of the brute of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	executive asbestos-lined flame-wreathed frosty ruddy very pointy crown	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	greedy wizardly battle broom of the ox of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	inspector's electrified medical-grade slick carpe	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	smelly clever codpiece of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	narrow tumbling fuchsia fireproof troutsers of the bloodbag of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	avaricious groovy bass clarinet of the brazier of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	nasty dangerous fish hatchet of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	up-at-dawn executive experienced slick tunac	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	electrified irradiated twirling green wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	lousy weak bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	tarnished dry high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	blinking sharpshooter's fishin' hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	blurry Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	chaotic sonar fishfinder	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	red tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	upside-down viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	jittery internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	green bouncing plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	half-sized flavorless special cyan gallon of milk	2	decent	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	ghostly rosewater-soaked stanky slick First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	cyan high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	spoiled star salad	3	crappy	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	yummy bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	awesome	
9033	blinking Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	flavorless teal browser cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	perfectly mixed hacked gibson	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	mansplainer's Source shades	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	narrow software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	skewed missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	fuchsia blurry Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	skewed red Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	ghostly Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	bouncing Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	spinning upside-down Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	squat Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	blurry Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	tumbling Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	red blurry Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	cyan Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	pulsating Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	upside-down Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	maroon aromatic MacGyver's ruddy plastic detective badge of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	cyan wobbly hardened extremely unsafe Fonzie's slick bronze detective badge	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	wobbly executive stanky Lo Pan's detective badge of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	avaricious rosy-cheeked Rosewater's detective badge of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	shaking cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	gray detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	banded arcane researcher's Sinatra's detective roscoe	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	triple-tarnished shoe gum	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	lard-coated educational sage noir fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	mirror lightning-fast hale trench coat of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	bad Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	snack-sized moldy hardboiled egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	pulsating DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	spinning Jack Frost's chaotic protonic accelerator pack of horror of doom of courage of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	twirling almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	huge healthy Adventurer bobblehead	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	twirling psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	twirling Tesla bindle of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	Jim Carey's quilted fleshy lump	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	huge Jeselnik's chilly smoldering bagel punch	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	tumbling knitted experienced ghostly reins	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	rosy-cheeked derringer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	resourceful Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	olive Sherlock's Spookyraven signet of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	smartaleck's tie-dyed fannypack of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	blurry frightening crafty burnt snowpants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	boxer's standards and practices guide	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	twirling forbidden stylish Carpathian longsword of the empath	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	wobbly smelly healthy baleful Liam's mail	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	perfumed occult Unfortunato's foolscap of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	blurry Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	spinning rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	MacGyver's Wrist-Boy	0		Maximum MP: +100
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	adjusted flattened Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 63
9108	teal lead umbrella	0		
9109	diffused Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 59
9110	improved double-polymerized Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 31
9111	polarized vacuum-sealed wobbly Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 45
9112	galvanized galvanized huge EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 46
9113	denatured dry Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 23
9114	magnetized aerosolized green ghostly The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 44
9115	frozen blue Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	energetic repaid diaper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
9118	blurry pulsating Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	perfectly mixed narrow Shot of Kardashian Gin	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	huge skewed Annie Oakley's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	teal Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	acceptable unidentified drink	4	good	
9127	blurry Lo Pan's KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100
9128	aromatic beefy discarded swimming trunks of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1
9129	triple-chilled modified altered skewed diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 22
9130	oxidized upside-down fuchsia ghostly charisma potion	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 39
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	frosty curative pistol	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	adequate leftover pasty	3	good	
9135	practically non-alcoholic bad fancy gray very whiskey	1	decent	Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 10
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	huge li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	squat li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	moist dry huge hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	polarized Prunets	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 52
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	improved denatured maroon ghostly tumbling invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	dry invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	toothsome tiny bouncing raw sweet potato	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	flavorless enchanted pulsating raw beans	4	decent	Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	stale bite-sized raw stuffing	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	half-sized normal raw cranberry sauce	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	delicious raw turkey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten raw mincemeat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	bland spinning raw potato	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	spoiled blinking raw gravy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	normal bouncing raw bread	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	veiny smartaleck's mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	knitted clever padded glass casserole dish	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	maroon ghostly stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	toasty can opener of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	modified turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	spinning miser's rock-hard glass pie plate	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	yellow wizardly potato masher of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	jittery gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	enchanted decent spinning sweet potatoes	3	good	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	flavorless bouncing lime green bean casserole	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	snack-sized decent baked stuffing	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	bland cranberry cylinder	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	moldy small olive thanksgiving turkey	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	rotten mince pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	flavorless spinning mashed potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	delicious snack-sized warm gravy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	diet normal bread roll	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	adequate leftovers	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	flavorless pulsating leftovers sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	skewed cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	huge yellow packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	upside-down cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	huge Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	oxidized quadruple-moist eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	enchanted aged eldritch extract	4	awesome	Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	squat Jack Frost's friendly Official Council Aide Pin	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	perfectly mixed blue eldritch distillate	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dried upside-down blue eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	sharpshooter's Science Notebook	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
9197	wobbly healthy grievous boxer's eldritch hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	shaking asbestos-lined sharpshooter's energetic eldritch pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	delicious eldritch elixir	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	lime green stanky Tesla Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	squat lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	blinking counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	olive blurry The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	sage ball and chain	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	skewed candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	narrow gingerbread tophat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	knitted gingerbread waistcoat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	Lo Pan's gingerbread trousers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	lightning-fast therapeutic hale candy dress shoes	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	flame-retardant arcane researcher's candy necktie of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	pulsating greasy sizzling chocolate pocketwatch of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	jittery interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	stale upside-down animal part cracker	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	triple-distilled drinkable gingerbread wine	9	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	rotten gingerbread mug	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	wicked gingerbread mask	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	blue miser's personal trainer's gingerservo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	flattened jittery tainted icing	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	narrow educational gingerbeard	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	olive gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	reassuring arcane researcher's gingerbread hoodie	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	shellacked smooth gingerbread pistol	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	ribald Temple Grandin's marzipan briefcase	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	chilly creme brulee torch	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	upside-down groovy candy crowbar	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	dangerous beefy candy screwdriver	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	tumbling gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	ghostly lion tamer's pumpkin spice candle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	quadruple-energized modified gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	educational gingerbread gavel of Tarzan	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	fortified lousy bouncing ginger beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	aerosolized industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	colloidal pressed mirror fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	perfectly mixed spinning high-end ginger wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	ghostly veiny plastic bad vibe	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	smelly plastic angry vikings	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	ghostly blurry chilly plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	zippy plastic Your Brain	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	plastic Krampus of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	quadruple-pressed Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	boiled yellow twirling Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	tarnished warmed skewed Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	adequate thick spiritual candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	mediocre spiritual eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	small spoiled spiritual fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	small flavorless wobbly wobbly olive wobbly spiritual gingerbread	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	jittery chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	upside-down Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	mirror Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	huge fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	pulsating olive spinning briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	enhanced tumbling rock candy	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	moldy green-iced sweet roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	mirror chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	bouncing jittery grievous Third Eye of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	twirling Krampus Horn of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	bland hambrosier	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	triple-distilled delicious bouncing chakra-mental wine	9	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	boiled chakra malt	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	jumbo decent maroon Black Angus blackburger	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	mediocre irresponsibly strong brandy	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	triple-pickled potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	asbestos-lined thinker's bad vibroknife	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	skewed crystal belt buckle of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	manspreader's boxer's saffron antaravasaka	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	up-at-dawn rock-hard saffron uttarasanga	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	wobbly Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	blinking ghostly eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	veiny Uncle Crimbo's hat of the brazier of courage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	special decent Eldritch snap	4	good	Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	pickled mirror hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	boiled wobbly skewed jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	vaporized red skewed jelly	1		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	boiled lime green blinking pulsating sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	boiled pulsating stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	decent pulsating toast with hot jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	normal special narrow olive toast with jelly	3	good	Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	delicious toast with jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	flavorless gigantic toast with sleaze jelly	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	miniature normal toast with stench jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	upside-down fireproof crafty wax hand	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	lime green lightning-fast therapeutic candle	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	half-sized adequate bouncing wax pancake	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	jittery wobbly rosewater-soaked medical-grade wax face	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	bad wax booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dehydrated narrow squat sea jelly	1		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	stale super-sized sea truffle	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	friendly recovered cufflinks	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	colloidal moist blue LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	electrified alkaline blurry LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	oxidized LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	Jack Frost's medical-grade therapeutic LOV Eardigan	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	Sherlock's horrifying wholesome LOV Epaulettes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	tumbling lard-coated razor-sharp LOV Earrings of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	twirling teal skewed LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	yellow LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	dried mirror LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	jittery LOV Elephant of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	upside-down eldritch scanner of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	alkaline warmed bouncing tumbling eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	shaking mirror LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	perfumed slick eldritch hammer of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	miniature decent twirling eldritch mushroom	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	cyan eldritch ichor	0		
9334	huge yummy eldritch mushroom pizza	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	blurry eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	frozen moist eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	squat HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	twirling Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	upside-down Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	blue shaking Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	mirror spinning bottlecap	0		
9344	blinking discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	fuchsia pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	squat bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	squat peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	narrow maroon can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	blinking lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	yellow baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	pulsating fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	spinning bouncing pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	bad literal grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	drinkable double entendre	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	aged distilled spinning Phlegethon	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	hand-crafted Siberian sunrise	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	smooth high-proof mentholated wine	9	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	watered-down acceptable low tide martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	tolerable extra-dry shroomtini	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	mediocre watered-down morning dew	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	weak acceptable whiskey squeeze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	distilled artisanal great fashioned	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Gnomish sagngria	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	drinkable upside-down vodka stinger	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	irresponsibly strong mediocre extremely slippery nipple	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	artisanal piscatini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	artisanal spinning Churchill	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	watered-down perfectly mixed upside-down soilzerac	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	acceptable weak London frog	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	hand-crafted nothingtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	practically non-alcoholic artisanal eighth plague	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	watered-down artisanal pulsating single entendre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	distilled bad gray reverse Tantalus	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	weak hand-crafted elemental caipiroska	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	bad cyan jittery Feliz Navidad	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	delicious purple Bloody Nora	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	triple-distilled mediocre moreltini	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	tolerable distilled skewed skewed ghostly hell in a bucket	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	hand-crafted Newark	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	mediocre R'lyeh	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	perfectly mixed purple Gnollish sangria	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	delicious vodka barracuda	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	tolerable Mysterious Island iced tea	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	perfectly mixed drive-by shooting	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	weak hand-crafted narrow gunner's daughter	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	tolerable ghostly dirt julep	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	watered-down tolerable fancy mirror blinking Simepore slime	2	good	Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	artisanal watered-down wobbly blurry Phil Collins	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	bouncing unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	shaking toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	spinning high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	normal edible alien plant bit	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	ghostly fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	pickled tumbling purple alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	wobbly alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	fancy jumbo toothsome alien meat	5	awesome	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	wobbly alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	huge alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	olive complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	tumbling fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	vaporized jittery yellow bouncing alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	spinning murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	quantum wobbly alien medicine	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	bland alien salad	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	lousy purple alien booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	Annie Oakley's MacGyver's vibrating alien mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	cyan coward's Herculean educational alien spear	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	upside-down reassuring educational beefcake's alien blowgun	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	squat bouncing hale wholesome wicked alien loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	pulsating experienced strapping alien totem of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	horrifying frosty alien necklace of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	shaking spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	jittery quilted cool spants	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	twirling Da Vinci's wizardly spant shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	scandalous studded spant shoulderpads	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	jittery spant backplate of incineration of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	spant spear of the dark arts of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	improved squat murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	wobbly murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	dance instructor's murderbot mask of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	triple-concentrated modified super-adjusted upside-down murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	greedy MacGyver's murderbot whip	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	smooth murderbot plasma rifle of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	squat murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	pulsating Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	shaking bouncing Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	maroon Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	adequate fancy blinking Aldebaran sardines	4	good	Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	tolerable Centauri fish wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dried squat oxygen	1		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	upside-down tumbling wholesome Socratic Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	Usain Bolt's Spacegate military insignia of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	ghostly gravedigger's Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	blinking Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	bland miniature ghostly maroon alien sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	magnetized adjusted Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 42
9477	teal Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	twirling maroon New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	alkaline Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	super-alkaline narrow Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	unsweetened concentrated Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	polymerized colloidal Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	denatured polarized blue Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	cold-filtered warmed gray Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	polymerized Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	toothsome Affirmation Cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	cyan License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	irradiated dry wobbly Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 44
9491	mirror Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	wobbly Jeselnik's dog trainer's savvy Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	watered-down acceptable yellow basic martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	acceptable mirror improved martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	tolerable watered-down narrow splendid martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	blue gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	up-at-dawn gravedigger's shellacked plastic gundam	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	olive License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	spinning Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	spinning Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	shaking LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	upside-down Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	snack-sized rotten meteoreo	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	hand-crafted spinning meadeorite	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	smelly clever meteortarboard of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	hale wicked meteorite guard of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	Tesla Samson's meteorb	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	electrified asteroid belt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	blurry tumbling meteorthopedic shoes of the brute of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	asbestos-lined greasy frosty shooting morning star	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	twirling blue mirror meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	green Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	twirling perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	blue Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	upside-down blurry corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	jittery genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	resourceful razor-sharp blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	spinning pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	skewed pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	blurry hunk of granite	0		
9540	huge shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	narrow mirror xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	maroon exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	skewed X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	pulsating O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	lousy watered-down DUFRESNE Suds	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	blurry dog trainer's Sinatra's mafia pinky ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
9547	smooth skewed flask of port	4	awesome	
9548	contract enforcement stick of the sewer of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
9549	rotten mirror Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	watered-down mediocre twirling jug of booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	improved aerosolized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	magnetized alkaline temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	compressed glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	Vulcanized yellow new habit	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	skewed bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	scandalous wicked savvy pearl necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	spinning O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	Sherlock's rock-hard stiffened brainy protection stick	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 6, Item Drop: +25
9563	deionized activated roll of meat	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 36
9564	auspicious extremely unsafe mafia thumb ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
9565	flattened corrupted Vulcanized cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	rosewater-soaked mafia middle finger ring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	greedy careful Jim Carey's curative steel drivin' hammer	0		Monster Level: 15, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	ghostly wool flame-wreathed mafia pointer finger ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	grievous worksite credentials	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
9571	inspector's family-friendly banded supercool negotiatin' hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	blurry wool arcane researcher's mafia wedding ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9576	blinking Newton's mafia organizer badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
9577	bouncing mafia filofax	0		
9578	twirling transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	spoiled huge unfinished fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	triple-colloidal and cracker	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	bad weak teal neg grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	stale low-calorie half double fruitcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	spoiled hushed puppy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	spoiled fancy teal muffled muffuletta	4	crappy	Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	adequate small shushed potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	blue plastic mime functionary of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	banded plastic mime scientist	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	plastic mime soldier of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	plastic mime executive of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	upside-down plastic The Silent Nightmare of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	moist maroon wishbone	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	lousy twirling Racisto Ruidoso	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	wobbly earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	adequate fancy tumbling bran muffin	4	good	Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 40
9598	decent blueberry muffin	3	good	
9599	huge silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	ghostly silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	wobbly silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	narrow spinning silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	bouncing silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	fuchsia wobbly silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	blue silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	olive silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	huge silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	gray silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	spinning silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	huge silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	squat lime green blurry silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	squat silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	shaking ghostly silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	blue silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	mirror silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	tumbling warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	upside-down mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	artisanal squat teal stale cheer wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	spoiled snack-sized shaking stale Cheer-E-Os	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	pulsating cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	rosewater-soaked cheerful antler hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	frightening clever cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	careful cheerful pajama pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	blurry maroon The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	hand-crafted upside-down executive mime flask	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	moldy mirror nega-mushroom	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	practically non-alcoholic aged nega-mushroom wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	diffused flattened Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	big normal mirror mime army rations	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	weak bad mime army wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	powdered blinking fuchsia mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	activated mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	wobbly twirling Jim Carey's miming beret of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	red asbestos-lined stanky miming shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	red dog trainer's dangerous miming corduroys	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	narrow miming boots of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	wholesome padded miming gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	blinking donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	galvanized spinning tumbling digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	purple mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	bouncing mansplainer's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	beefcake's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	pulsating occult mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	pulsating mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	skewed mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	yellow electrified wizardly mime army infiltration glove	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	moldy blue extra-toasted half sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	watered-down mediocre mulled hobo wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	Jeselnik's boxer's burning paper hat of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	blue huge flame-retardant sage burning cape of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	foul-smelling Annie Oakley's therapeutic burning paper slippers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	gravedigger's Jim Carey's curative burning paper jorts	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	veiny sage brawny burning paper crane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	lime green nippy broken champagne bottle of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	ghostly Rosewater's tinsel tights of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	smelly toasty grievous wad of used tape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	savvy silent nightlight of vim and vigor of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	anodized sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 36
9697	unsweetened modified spinning skewed Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 18
9698	concentrated activated hot button candy	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 31
9699	maroon energetic smooth makeshift garbage shirt of the storm	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	arcane researcher's novelty monorail ticket of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	pickled mirror pills	1		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 30
9702	twisted furry pill	1		
9703	pickled beefy pill	1		
9704	altered narrow excitement pill	1		
9705	denatured jittery yellow vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 20
9706	modified mirror lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 30
9707	vaporized dieting pill	1		
9712	wobbly Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	mirror twirling How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	skewed Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	mirror tumbling Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	inspector's sizzling genie's turbane	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	hardy genie's scimitar of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	razor-sharp genie's pants of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	Jeselnik's Socratic genie's bracers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	twirling rock-hard beefy psychic's circlet	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	blinking sinister psychic's crystal ball of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	blurry censurious wicked psychic's pslacks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	cool psychic's amulet of the brute	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	decent heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	bland Swedish massage fish	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	aged weak Third Base	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	hand-crafted Bustle Hustler	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	Vulcanized pulsating Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	polymerized pulsating Bettie page	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	double-cold-filtered shaking tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	pressed maroon heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	maroon Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	wobbly personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	twirling Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	squat Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	double-Vulcanized denatured huge olive rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 16
9744	vacuum-sealed ghostly mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 63
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	moist rhinestone	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 35
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	blinking metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	olive bronze	0		
9751	skewed piracetam	0		
9752	bouncing ultracalcium	0		
9753	blurry narrow ginseng	0		
9754	scorching Team Avarice cap	0		Hot Damage: +25
9755	asbestos-lined Team Sloth cap	0		Hot Resistance: +5
9756	arcane researcher's Team Wrath cap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
9757	squat miser's Mu cap	0		Meat Drop: +10
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	wobbly packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	squat Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	fuchsia Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	maroon Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	shaking Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	maroon Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	upside-down Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	purple Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	ghostly Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	tumbling Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	blue ghostly Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	narrow Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	shaking Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	bouncing Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	shaking gray Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	mirror Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	bouncing Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	pulsating Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	purple Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	blurry gray Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	ghostly Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	jittery yellow Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	spinning Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	mirror shaking Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	spinning Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	squat Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	gray tumbling shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	shaking amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	narrow smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	narrow rocket	0		
9828	compressed blurry magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	pickled upside-down green brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	dehydrated narrow mirror glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	compressed scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	dried narrow pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 5
9833	dehydrated mirror lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	modified gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	bouncing FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	zippy therapeutic educational FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	lime green Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	maroon FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	lime green Temple Grandin's FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	Lo Pan's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	pulsating lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	skewed narrow reassuring steel-toed &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	bouncing pulsating plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	blue faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	teal poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	cold-filtered modified wet universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	blurry LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	squat LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	small rotten shaking FantasyRealm turkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	lousy FantasyRealm mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	jumbo moldy pulsating druidic s'more	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	dried sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	watered-down aged mourning wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	gray spinning sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	yellow map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	bland fancy twirling denastified haunch	4	decent	Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	artisanal bad rum and good cola	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	adjusted triple-wet Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	toasty arcane researcher's leggings of the Spider Queen of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	twirling perfumed hardened Master Thief's utility belt of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	blinking greedy toasty Van der Graaf Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	yellow mansplainer's Dragonscale breastplate of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	Jeselnik's Rosewater's boxer's belt of Ogrekind	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	olive chaotic hardy The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	upside-down bouncing wool greasy Lo Pan's nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	Usain Bolt's flame-retardant careful the Archwizard's briefs	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	skewed fireproof sizzling wizardly the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	knitted medical-grade extremely unsafe shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	reassuring Tesla MacGyver's ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	knitted nasty scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	family-friendly stanky resourceful deadfall branch of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
9894	bouncing frightening hale occult Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the dark arts of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: 125, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	perfectly mixed two meat muck	4	EPIC	
9899	massive normal chocolate Ogre Chieftain	7	good	
9900	delicious half-sized chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	2	awesome	
9901	normal big chocolate Spider Queen	5	good	
9902	drinkable hipster cocktail	4	good	
9903	pulsating God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	ghostly God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	shaking God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	ghostly shaking gattoo	0		
9912	blurry A-Boo glue	0		
9913	blurry glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	stale massive blinking good guava	8	decent	
9916	acceptable tumbling gin and ginger	4	good	
9917	ghostly cyan Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	altered mirror gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 5
9919	maroon pulsating SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	upside-down jittery skewed SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	oxidized maroon Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	oxidized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	twirling Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	altered teal Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	jittery huge Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	ribald Brutal brogues of the wise owl of the bloodbag of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	ruddy groovy Draftsman's driving gloves of chilblains of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	spinning shellacked stiffened Rosewater's beefcake's Nouveau nosering	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 8, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	Vulcanized narrow spinning sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	ionized boiling broth	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	super-electrified jittery interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	bouncing jittery mirror Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	blue kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	skewed Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	twirling careful studded sage PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	tumbling Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	drinkable practically non-alcoholic gray Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	spinning inspector's weightlifter's pentagram bandana	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	skull ring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	normal jumbo PB&J with the crusts cut off	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	wobbly toasty MacGyver's dorky glasses	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	savvy ponytail clip of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	maroon personal trainer's paint palette	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	modified mirror Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	blurry Temple Grandin's cosmetic football	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	greasy rosy-cheeked shoe ad T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	wobbly pump-up high-tops of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	energized double-cold-filtered huge runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	noticeable pumps of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	tolerable teal spinning everfull glass	4	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	mirror jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	friendly Jim Carey's denim jacket	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	skewed fortified ratty knitted cap of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	huge lightning-fast wicked intimidating chainsaw	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	mediocre party beer bomb	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	decent super-sized sweet party mix	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	pickled shaking party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	olive blurry miser's party pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	brawny party whip of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	smooth TRIO cup of beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	huge tasty enchanted gray party platter for one	8	awesome	Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	twisted spinning Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	avaricious party crasher of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	blue Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	wobbly party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	bouncing latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	narrow latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	mirror snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	squat ribald beefcake's snakeskin thighboots	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	stanky snakeskin cowboy hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	snakeskin jacket of dire peril of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	skewed upside-down slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	squat slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	supercharged personal trainer's slime waders of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	blurry fireproof lion tamer's hardy slime fedora	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	executive gravedigger's slime knuckles of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	auspicious Lo Pan's Socratic government-issued slacks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	blurry jittery upside-down frosty careful Tesla government-issued eyeshade	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	jittery huge olive flame-retardant sinister Rosewater's government-issued necktie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	flame-wreathed steel-toed mutant arm of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	censurious clever mutant legs of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	miser's Tesla clever mutant crown	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	delicious massive ghostly ectoplasm	10	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	enchanted normal	4	good	Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	lousy watered-down purple bottle of vodka	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	toothsome jittery huge pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	delicious triple-distilled martini	6	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	normal cherry pie	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	bad eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	pulsating glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	normal olive Hell ramen	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	bad boozy gimlet	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	perfectly mixed twice-haunted screwdriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	delicious squat candy cane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	perfectly mixed runny fermented egg	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	half-sized normal oldcake	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	normal blue traditional Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	plastic wild beaver	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	lime green toasty plastic reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	shaking reassuring plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	Jeselnik's plastic orphan	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	deadly plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	wobbly Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	smooth pristine walrus tusk of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	baleful personal trainer's thinker's Staff of Frozen Lard of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	stale grilled mooseflank	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	spoiled moosemeat pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	bouncing balanced antler of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	double-paned dam	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	drinkable practically non-alcoholic tumbling beavermouth	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	artisanal watered-down beaver punch (papaya)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	special lousy triple-distilled beaver punch (peach)	8	decent	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	bad watered-down beaver punch (cherry)	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	upside-down Canadian lantern of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	shellacked muskox-skin cap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	tumbling Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	spoiled super-sized wobbly glass of raw eggs	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	hand-crafted punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	vaporized upside-down body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	bauxite boxers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	gray Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	skewed wobbly Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	huge fireproof resourceful rock-hard stiffened beefy Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 6, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	huge sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	moldy gigantic green sausage	10	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	Jim Carey's dance instructor's red-hot sausage fork	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	mirror sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	bad watered-down beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	decent yule gruel	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	irresponsibly strong smooth hot watered rum	7	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	perfectly mixed green narrow bottle of Crimbognac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	spoiled Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	compressed twirling Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	bouncing Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	bouncing Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	tumbling Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	Usain Bolt's knitted veiny Crimbolex watch	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	bouncing chaotic quilted supercool hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10
10082	fireproof occult chalk chlamys	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	Van der Graaf crafty chalk chain	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	jittery Socratic sage chalk chalice	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	steel-toed boxer's chalk chinos	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	inspector's healthy chalk chapeau	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	strapping chalk choker of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	altered upside-down chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	quantum aerosolized candy chalk	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 31
10090	huge marble maebari of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	frightening medical-grade marble mantle	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	Annie Oakley's sinister marble magnet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	ribald medical-grade marble mignonette bowl	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	MacGyver's quilted marble medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	forbidden marble mariachi hat of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	distilled gray marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	galvanized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 44
10098	Jeselnik's hardy punching bag	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	wobbly squat up-at-dawn aromatic pith helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	skewed huge manspreader's energetic poncho	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	blurry blurry pendant of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	Sherlock's Jack Frost's palazzos	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	personal trainer's cool pseudoaccordion	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	vaporized jittery pieces	1		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	warmed teal Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 64
10106	Annie Oakley's crafty terra cotta truss	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	terra cotta trousers of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	banded terra cotta tongs of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	Temple Grandin's smartaleck's terra cotta train	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	Lo Pan's Samson's terra cotta tie tack	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	jittery Sherlock's rosewater-soaked terra cotta tambourine	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	diluted mirror terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	deionized jittery terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 63
10114	frosty chilly velour voulge	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	bouncing lime green perfumed velour vambraces of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	healthy velour veil of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	blinking healthy deadly velour viscometer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	narrow nasty velour valise of courage	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	up-at-dawn velour vaqueros of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	dried velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	magnetized extra-polymerized spinning Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 43
10122	narrow zippy glass suspenders of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	purple blurry Herculean Rosewater's glass shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	lion tamer's hardened glass stetson	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	gray huge curative glass spectacles of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	fortified glass shiv of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	sizzling Oprah's glass serape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	vaporized glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	polymerized spinning blue hard candy	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 47
10130	stiffened loofah lumberjack's hat of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	skewed green flame-wreathed stylish loofah lei	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	blurry beefcake's loofah lederhosen of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	sinister thinker's loofah ladle	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	bouncing perfumed Oprah's loofah legwarmers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	energetic loofah lavalier of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	denatured loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	quantum chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 44
10138	aromatic flagstone flag of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	teal asbestos-lined resourceful flagstone flail	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	flagstone flip-flops of bravery of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	double-paned hardy flagstone fez	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	sinister flagstone fleece of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	toasty thinker's flagstone fringe	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	powdered cyan tumbling flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	warmed modified moist bouncing Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 54
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	bouncing red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	spinning chaotic cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	magnetized pressed skewed tumbling tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	twisted twirling pulsating prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	sinister tailored vest	0		Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	skewed really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	chilly elf army poncho	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	decent super-sized fuchsia elf army field rations	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	ghostly jittery gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	hardy discarded bowtie of courage	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	mediocre practically non-alcoholic martiny	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	oxidized licorice snake	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 61
10161	enhanced irradiated virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 65
10162	liquefied cyan mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 27
10163	non-dry warmed galvanized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 62
10164	dry alkaline Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 24
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	fuchsia executive censurious Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	spoiled super-sized bloodstick	5	crappy	
10170	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong bottle of Sanguiovese	8	EPIC	
10171	bland actual blood sausage	3	decent	
10172	drinkable gray mulled blood	3	good	
10173	special spoiled ghostly blurry blood snowcone	4	crappy	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 15
10174	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted cyan Red Russian	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10175	toothsome yellow blood roll-up	4	awesome	
10176	acceptable fancy bottle of blood	4	good	Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 15
10177	enchanted flavorless blood-soaked sponge cake	4	decent	Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 30
10178	tolerable ghostly vampagne	3	good	
10179	rotten plain snowcone	3	crappy	
10180	narrow wobbly Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	upside-down money bag	0		
10184	wobbly Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	friendly PirateRealm eyepatch of the blizzard of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	pulsating squat bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	upside-down curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	blinking Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	bouncing Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	spinning Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	bland half-sized crabsicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	lousy triple-distilled huge bottle of dark rhum	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	hand-crafted weak bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	watered-down perfectly mixed bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	ionized pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	conquistador's breastplate of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	mansplainer's quilted pirate pantaloons	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	jittery signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	wobbly spinning sizzling pirate radio ring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	normal pineapple slab	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	special bland thick hibiscus petal	5	decent	Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	frozen huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	twisted ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	maroon Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	blinking Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	purple pulsating Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	upside-down Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	altered upside-down pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	blinking Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	tumbling PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	weightlifter's plush sea serpent	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	adequate pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	shaking Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	pulsating ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	mirror scorching piratical blunderbuss of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	squat gravedigger's padded PirateRealm party hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	watered-down artisanal blurry Island Landslide	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	tolerable weak Island Thunderstorm	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	strong drinkable jittery Island Hurricane	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	bad special Skull Punch	4	decent	Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	acceptable Electric Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	high-proof mediocre Smuggler's Punch	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	smooth weak tumbling Scorpion Bowl	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	enchanted hand-crafted ghostly Turtle Bowl	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	acceptable Cobra Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	ghostly purple vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	tumbling Sherlock's Da Vinci's wizardly vampyric cloake of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	vacuum-sealed one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 43
10245	pulsating arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	green intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	wobbly 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	maroon twirling blurry overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	supercool Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	tumbling Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	tumbling reassuring Oprah's veiny healthy stiffened smooth brainy hewn moon-rune spoon of James Dean of dire peril of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: 70, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	spinning purple rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	bouncing Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	lard-coated careful Beach Comb of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	gray narrow grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	unsweetened denatured magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	ionized Vulcanized fuchsia cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	galvanized gray seashell	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	polymerized yellow seashell	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	altered triple-ionized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	drinkable bottle of sea wine	4	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	mixed kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	up-at-dawn family-friendly sharpshooter's supercharged hardened wicked wizardly driftwood hat of the blizzard of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	upside-down Jeselnik's horrifying scorching curative rosy-cheeked educational driftwood pants of Tarzan of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	yellow lard-coated smelly mansplainer's personal trainer's Herculean beefcake's beefy driftwood bracelet of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Muscle: 35, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	greedy fireproof waders of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	huge up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked personal trainer's spearfish fishing spear	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	blue personal trainer's beefy rabbitfish fin of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	jittery piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	pulsating tumbling piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	Jim Carey's padded pirate cutlass of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	green reassuring wool tricorn hat of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	tumbling Temple Grandin's ruddy brawny swash buckle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	cyan sizzling crafty Rosewater's meteorite earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	wobbly bouncing reassuring meteorite necklace of temperance of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	skewed shaking foul-smelling padded meteorite ring of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	corrupted non-deionized Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 42
10290	enhanced frozen squat tumbling chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 58
10291	bouncing narrow family-friendly Tesla driftwood beach comb of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	jittery Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	gray inspector's smelly lion tamer's whittled tiara	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	ghostly lard-coated shellacked whittled shorts of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	greedy greasy clever whittled flail	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	flame-wreathed Jim Carey's whittled wand of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	twirling family-friendly scandalous manspreader's whittled flute	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	studded whittled bear figurine of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	blurry blurry aromatic dog trainer's whittled owl figurine of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	Jim Carey's therapeutic whittled fox figurine of courage	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	shaking fireproof horrifying MacGyver's hardened whittled walking stick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	moldy narrow campfire hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	big decent campfire baked potato	5	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	huge spoiled campfire s'more	6	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	moldy jumbo campfire beans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	half-sized normal campfire stew	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	anodized leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 55
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	squat campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	mirror low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	moldy space chowder	4	crappy	
10321	watered-down artisanal space wine	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
10322	ghostly The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	upside-down huge auspicious Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	half-sized normal bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	diet normal flan del mar	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	miniature spoiled Baja sopapilla	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	beefcake's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	shaking mirror brainy plastic sea elf	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	upside-down plastic yuleviathan of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	greasy plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	jittery skewed plastic Dolph Bossin of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	special moldy mana-coated yams	3	crappy	Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	stale mana-basted tofurkey leg	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	adequate gigantic mana-fortified cranberry sauce	10	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	toothsome mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	adjusted pressed twirling jittery patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	powdered industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	concentrated alkaline olive unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	mixed narrow vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	compressed a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	warmed liquefied organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	smooth wobbly boot flask	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	irradiated unsweetened infernal snowball	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	twisted blurry pulsating jittery fish sauce	1		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	moldy snack-sized spinning guffin	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	distilled Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	denatured blue non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	pressed narrow peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	adjusted cyan Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	modified extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	vaporized upside-down purple livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	narrow micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	compressed jittery beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	quilted boxer's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	squat hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	pulsating peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	galvanized concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	triple-magnetized dry pulsating liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	flame-retardant Jack Frost's mansplainer's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	blinking The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	colloidal blurry salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	dance instructor's ribbon candy ascot of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	teal shaking blurry intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	teal zippy anemoney clip	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	diluted tumbling super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	lime green fireproof hardy ruddy icing poncho	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	olive Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	moist glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	pulsating Usain Bolt's friendly Mer-kin rollpin	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	blurry tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	bland bowl of mernudo	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	high-proof drinkable fishelada	10	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	yummy squat ojo de pez burrito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	wobbly waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	tumbling upside-down squat waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	pulsating arcane researcher's nutcracker hat of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	twirling Socratic nutcracker waistcoat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	nippy steel-toed nutcracker pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	therapeutic banded nutcracker boots	0		Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	squat ghostly frightening Tesla nutcracker sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	perfumed beefcake's nutcracker drumstick	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	lime green shaking energetic occult nutcracker beard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	blinking smelly nutcracker cape of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	nutcracker epaulets of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	upside-down red nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	stale pulsating salt plum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	bland blinking and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	quilted extremely unsafe kelp-holly gun of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	spinning cyan censurious brawny Yuleviathan necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	wholesome dance instructor's peppermint spine	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	resourceful soggy elf shoes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	dog trainer's Crimbylow-rise jeans of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	Da Vinci's savvy kelp-holly drape	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	scorching dog trainer's experienced Staff of the Peppermint Twist of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	normal tempura and bean	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	acceptable practically non-alcoholic huge salt plum sake	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	dry super-liquefied pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	colloidal corrupted almond	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 66
10429	improved handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	blurry green nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	fortified extremely unsafe Rosewater's Retrospecs	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	spinning unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	fuchsia Sherlock's auspicious scandalous steel-toed educational Powerful Glove	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: 35, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	mirror maroon status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	asbestos-lined Herculean weightlifter's Drip harness	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +5
10442	coward's drippy truncheon	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	normal drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	lousy glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	miniature yummy drippy caviar	2	drippy	
10448	huge rotten bouncing drippy plum(?)	6	drippy	
10449	jittery Rosewater's drippy stake	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	red drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	skewed The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	tumbling mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	tumbling super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	extra-tarnished triple-aerosolized fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 16
10459	moist healthy juice	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 67
10460	tumbling hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	yellow fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	shaking bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	maroon work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	cape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
10467	nasty lion tamer's back shell	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5
10468	spinning spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	twirling power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	baleful bony back shell	0		Spell Damage: +25
10473	purple frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	vacuum-sealed unsweetened frozen skewed blooper ink	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 49
10475	coin	0		
10476	narrow rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	skewed twirling plastic doll legs	0		
10480	blurry rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	jittery bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	squat free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	jittery colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	low-calorie bland mushroom filet	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	upside-down tumbling mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	vaporized yellow mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	tolerable pulsating squat mushroom whiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	greedy scandalous deadly mushroom cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	Jim Carey's hardened Fonzie's mushroom shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	upside-down inspector's electrified deadly mushroom pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	gravedigger's sinister mushroom badge of courage of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	denatured quantum spinning pulsating piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	cyan plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	spinning sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	Sinatra's kettle bell	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	mirror coward's glued-together crystal ball	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	martini dregs of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	wobbly steel-toed flickering flashlight	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	crumbling rabbit's foot of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	perfumed outmoded fidget toy	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	sinister flimsy ski pole	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	weightlifter's discarded finger painting	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	knitted pizza box	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	forbidden Fonzie's chipped coffee mug	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	blurry drippy seed	0		
10515	skewed drippy grub	0		
10516	shaking drippy bezoar	0		
10517	blinking bouncing Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	pulsating drippy ichor	0		
10519	teal drippy enzyme	0		
10520	huge drippy salt	0		
10521	blurry green tumbling drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	mediocre drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	mirror drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	pulsating drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	banded gory drippy orb	0		Damage Absorption: +100
10531	red annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	green twirling Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	shellacked occult Guzzlr tablet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	spinning fireproof Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	green Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	watered-down drinkable Ghiaccio Colada	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	perfectly mixed watered-down blinking Sourfinger	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	hand-crafted Nog-on-the-Cob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	hand-crafted tumbling Steamboat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	bad jittery Buttery Boy	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	tumbling Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	narrow stiffened forbidden clown car key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	mansplainer's clever smartaleck's batting cage key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	twirling blue MacGyver's quilted beefcake's aqu&iacute;	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	twirling miser's stanky knob labinet key of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	blurry reassuring rock-hard weremoose key of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	mirror mansplainer's peg key	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	pulsating coward's kekekey	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	blinking cool rabbit's foot key	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	jittery horrifying knob shaft skate key of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	lightning-fast Oprah's ice key of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	narrow Tesla anchovy can key	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	weightlifter's cactus key of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	shaking f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	ghostly frightening nippy treasure chest key	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	huge spinning dog trainer's Sinatra's demonic key of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	teal key sausage of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	aromatic Oprah's knob treasury key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	blurry scrap key of the dark arts of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	flame-wreathed medical-grade rose key	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	blinking lime green Rosewater's music box key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	twirling fireproof Lo Pan's actual skeleton key	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	chilly deep-fried key of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	smelly Jim Carey's discarded bike lock key	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	cyan Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	deionized ionized squat marshroom	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 61
10573	blinking bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	corrupted aerosolized blinking salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 15
10577	quadruple-corrupted twirling writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 66
10578	unsweetened non-dry bouncing gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 49
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	squat packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	gray SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	flame-retardant foul-smelling birch battery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	Jack Frost's dog trainer's brawny ebony epee	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	aromatic forbidden weeping willow wand of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	bouncing avaricious flame-retardant sharpshooter's beechwood blowgun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	censurious reassuring maple magnet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	shaking inspector's nippy hemlock helm of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	blinking sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	blue skewed hardened dangerous weightlifter's balsam barrel	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	electrified magnetized redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	twirling fortified baleful educational purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	flame-retardant friendly vibrating dangerous groovy wormwood wedding ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	wobbly Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	spinning Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	upside-down weightlifter's ert grey goo ring	0		Muscle: +15
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	upside-down Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	shaking Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	alkaline Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	anodized moist Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	spinning Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	decent big Yeg's Motel pillow mint	5	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	huge Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	dry huge upside-down Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Sherlock's supercool Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	narrow twirling gravedigger's Yeg's Motel bathrobe of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	MacGyver's sage Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	huge narrow Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	olive sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	blurry frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	wobbly red uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	spinning nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	squat onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	mirror onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	maroon onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	red onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	blinking alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	yellow alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	twirling alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	upside-down alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	Lo Pan's padded educational strapping Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	acceptable boozy flask of moonshine	5	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	pulsating aromatic deadly sea-worn candlestick of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	altered dry wobbly narrow null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	stale green chocolate chip muffin	3	decent	
10644	purple Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	upside-down packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	mirror purple grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	nitrogenated frozen fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	corrupted deionized corrupted ghostly boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	improved magnetized cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	quadruple-deionized overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	modified magnetized spinning hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	irradiated blinking hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Fonzie's Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	extremely unsafe Crimbo smile	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	boiled polarized candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	super-galvanized shaking sugar	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	cold-filtered galvanized maroon multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	plastic Crimbo caroler of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	chilly plastic multi-level marketer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	savvy plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	wobbly spinning scandalous plastic Mirth	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	banded plastic Penny	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	upside-down ghostly overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	shaking teal personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	squat tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	neck wreath of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	Oprah's shining star cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	ghostly nativity shorts of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	fuchsia nippy grievous myrrh pouch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	vibrating rosy-cheeked frankincenser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	zippy Annie Oakley's gilded trumpet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	rosy-cheeked &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	Usain Bolt's wine carrier	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	gravedigger's candy bucket	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	double-modified prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	polymerized activated lime green spinning imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	corrupted hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	narrow government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	blinking booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	skewed food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	bouncing candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	asbestos-lined groovy fruit bat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	grievous strapping tinsel orb	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	squat snowpack of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	lightning-fast double-paned Satan hat	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	blinking manspreader's Crimbo stockings of the empath	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	scorching arcane researcher's poncho de azucar	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	pulsating ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	cyan The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	narrow The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	immense flavorless and pepper (stale)	9	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	weak delicious tumbling cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	jittery goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	smooth extra-dry cyan barrel-aged eggnog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	big adequate hand-crafted candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	moldy drive-thru burger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	acceptable Boulevardier cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	magnetized shaking Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	snack-sized moldy bowl full of jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	lousy narrow Eye and a Twist	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	quadruple-flattened jittery blurry Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	spinning packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	twirling fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	twirling fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	blurry power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	triple-quantum colloidal battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	dry irradiated jittery battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	liquefied flattened upside-down battery (D)	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	chilled battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	electrified blue battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	non-anodized corrupted battery (car)	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	skewed cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	fuchsia marshmallow	0		
10747	drinkable triple-distilled marshmallow bomb	9	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	nitrogenated shaking short beer	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	wet short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	galvanized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	super-boiled short glass of water	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	non-altered flattened short	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	huge perfumed dangerous familiar scrapbook	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	huge packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	huge clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	spinning wobbly sharpshooter's fedora-mounted fountain of Tarzan of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	miser's razor-sharp sombrero-mounted sparkler of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	electrified porkpie-mounted popper of the storm of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	skewed rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	fuchsia rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	blinking rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	adequate ghostly twirling narrow fire crackers	3	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	huge pulsating inspector's healthy Catherine Wheel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	chaotic forbidden rocket boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	boxer's strapping sparkler	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	tumbling Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	extra-Vulcanized tumbling Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	chilled shaking The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	irradiated Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	liquefied shaking huge Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	wet corrupted Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	narrow friendly hardened extra-large utility candle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	Sherlock's runed taper candle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	scandalous medical-grade novelty sparkling candle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	narrow healthy dance instructor's Abracandalabra	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	avaricious healthy extra-wide head candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	double-colloidal natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	quadruple-ionized energized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	polarized banana candle	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	pickled improved electrified ear candle	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	galvanized enhanced votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	B. L. A. R. T. of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	olive empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	squat rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	shaking packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	smelly MacGyver's clever educational industrial fire extinguisher of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: 120, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	squat The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	tumbling The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	gray bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	curative banded Samson's Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	half-sized decent bread man	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	moldy plain candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	gigantic bland flour cookie	8	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	steel-toed plastic food lab	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	wobbly dangerous plastic nog lab	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	manspreader's plastic chem lab	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	skewed quilted plastic primary lab	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	wobbly ruddy plastic Cheer Core	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	jittery squat packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	spinning medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	twirling blurry baleful ice crown of wisdom of the brute	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	green MacGyver's steel-toed jeans of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	lightning-fast stiffened ice wrap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	stale tofu pop	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	miniature delicious bowl of prescription candy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	adequate fishcake	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	flavorless bone broth	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	spoiled star pop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	aged weak skewed blurry Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	boozy mediocre blinking Doc's Smartifying Wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	acceptable Doc's Limbering Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	hand-crafted blurry Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	distilled purple huge Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	vaporized spinning purple Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	powdered Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dehydrated Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	non-energized quantum anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	super-warmed olive squat anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	ionized bouncing anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	colloidal non-nitrogenated anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	deionized magnetized mirror anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	non-activated polarized anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	fancy perfectly mixed wobbly Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	normal bread pie	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	hand-crafted watered-down clear Russian	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	cyan Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	red gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	bouncing gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	jittery goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	supercharged cozy scarf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	adequate huge Crimbo cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	ionized wet blinking fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	lion tamer's third ear	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	blurry festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	fuchsia poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	mirror lightning-fast peppermint-scented socks	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	skewed the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	depleted Crimbonium football helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	upside-down synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	normal blue &quot;caramel&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	up-at-dawn self-repairing earmuffs	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	shellacked carnivorous potted plant	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	twirling universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	yule hatchet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	bland lab-grown meat	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	slick fleece	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	skewed boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	avaricious pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	Lo Pan's Fonzie's can of mixed everything of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	ghostly wobbly the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	yummy immense special meatball	7	awesome	Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	skewed refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	mixed bouncing fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	twirling 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	pickled spinning astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 5
10884	lime green mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	hardy occult sage magnifying glass	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	bad void lager	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	yummy blinking void burger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	blurry void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	Sherlock's careful dangerous void shard of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: 45, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	pulsating Oprah's combat lover's locket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	spinning Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	mirror blinking trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	red undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	squat gravedigger's stanky friendly beefcake's unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	pressed green emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	grievous survival knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	skewed frightening crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	pulsating occult headlamp	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	medical-grade stiffened smooth thermal blanket	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	greedy atlas of local maps	0		Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	double-modified oxidized spare battery	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	wet tumbling single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	Vulcanized concentrated electrified yellow blinking gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	moldy yellow 20-lb can of rice and beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	tasty snack-sized squat expired MRE	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	stale cool mint precipice bar	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	snack-sized normal carrot cake precipice bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	squat The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	spinning packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	Socratic brainy June cleaver of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	weak tolerable Dad's brandy	2	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	bouncing crafty teacher's pen of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	moldy fire-roasted lake trout	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	miniature decent guilty sprout	2	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	groovy mother's necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	concentrated dry pickled trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	liquefied improved savings bond	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	denatured blinking blinking maroon sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	yellow ghostly stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	ghostly dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	stanky pterodactyl rifle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	mirror bouncing flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	squat dinosaur dart	0		
10941	quadruple-altered enhanced mirror Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 33
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	cyan mirror careful camouflage vest	0		Monster Level: -10
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	squat yellow valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	huge dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	lion tamer's quilted arcane researcher's awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2
10948	supercharged reflective vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
10949	shaking arcane researcher's dinosaur	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	pulsating packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	clever grievous Jurassic Parka	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	teal skewed boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	anodized narrow autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	mediocre AutumnFest ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	tumbling stanky autumn sweater-weather sweater of the overflowing toilet of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Spell Damage: 75, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	veiny dance instructor's educational Rosewater's autumn debris shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	toothsome green autumn-spice donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	unsweetened autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	deadly autumn leaf pendant of extreme caution of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	denatured autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	flattened pulsating red autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	squat familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	artisanal triple-distilled blurry Oopsie IPA	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	fuchsia mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	ghostly Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	tasty ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	decent ghostly Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	decent roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	immense toothsome ghostly St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	9	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	decent half-sized Pete's wiley whey bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	decent super-sized Pete's rich ricotta	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	hand-crafted pulsating shaking Boris's beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	big delicious honey bun of Boris	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	huge delicious Boris's bread	7	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	huge Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	green Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	moldy baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	small rotten blinking plain calzone	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	adequate special roasted vegetable focaccia	4	good	Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	small moldy Pizza of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	massive normal Calzone of Legend	10	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	gray Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	blinking gray Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	fuchsia pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	half-sized moldy Deep Dish of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	huge deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	cyan drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	upside-down huge government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	executive prohie's hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	corrupted wobbly imported taffy	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	jittery Charleston shoes of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	Rosewater's rare oboe of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	spinning stanky bullet necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	delicious swamp haunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	ghostly nasty Lo Pan's gator shades	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	artisanal watered-down maroon Charleston Choo-Choo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	aged practically non-alcoholic Velvet Veil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Marltini	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	smooth Strong, Silent Type	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	aged Mysterious Stranger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	enchanted hand-crafted Champagne Shimmy	3	EPIC	Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	narrow Jeselnik's ceramic cestus of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	avaricious clever ceramic centurion shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	fireproof grievous ceramic celery grater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	ceramic celsiturometer of wisdom of the dark arts of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	Van der Graaf padded groovy ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	fuchsia spinning scorching Samson's strapping ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	modified ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	moist electrified skewed shaking extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 63
11028	maroon Newton's chiffon chevrons of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	Temple Grandin's fortified chiffon chapeau of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	vibrating Samson's chiffon chamberpot of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	blurry lime green miser's scorching boxer's chiffon chemise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	shaking tumbling knitted nippy chiffon chakram of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	yellow flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's beefcake's chiffon chaps	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	denatured chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	polarized chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 28
11036	huge tasty chocomotive	9	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	normal upside-down freightcake	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	fortified aged cabooze	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	twirling plastic passenger car of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	nasty plastic dining car	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	resourceful curative plastic coal car	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	vibrating plastic locomotive	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	spinning Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	skewed Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	liquefied Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 45
11051	super-nitrogenated Vulcanized adjusted Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 60
11052	enhanced warmed Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 47
11053	galvanized Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 66
11054	polymerized quantum moist huge squat Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 26
11055	triple-ionized Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 44
11056	blurry ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	tumbling ping-pong ball	0		
11058	upside-down censurious Trainbot harness	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	teal Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	narrow prompt wholesome head-mounted Trainbot of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	dog trainer's Da Vinci's supercool leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	squat cool shoulder-mounted Trainbot of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	spinning cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	perfectly mixed dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	wobbly Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	moldy honey-drenched ham slice	4	crappy	
11071	perfectly mixed mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	EPIC	
11072	stale olive Crimbo food scraps	3	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	ghostly automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	pulsating Trainbot slag	0		
11077	jittery jittery industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	bland steamed oyster	4	decent	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	skewed spinning crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	aged watered-down mirror lime green Crimbosmopolitan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	rotten Crimbo dinner	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	olive unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	skewed half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	ghostly grubby wool	0		
11092	lard-coated gravedigger's nasty grubby wool hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11093	forbidden strapping grubby wool scarf	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
11094	foul-smelling grubby wool trousers of Leguizamo of doom	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11095	fuchsia Sherlock's knitted beefy grubby wool gloves of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	watered-down perfectly mixed upside-down upside-down nice warm beer	2	EPIC	
11098	twirling grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	mixed blurry huge fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	mirror lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	shaking wobbly milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	red molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	spinning hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	moldy lime green pixel bread	4	crappy	
11113	fortified artisanal pixel whiskey	5	EPIC	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	magnetized glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	magnetized squat wobbly mushroom	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	alkaline irradiated ghostly olive five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	yummy blurry super good fruit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	denatured jittery energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	hot pepper of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	colloidal enhanced energized out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	tumbling extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	galvanized double-corrupted pressed tumbling fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	ionized flapper fly	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	weak perfectly mixed special shot of wasp venom	2	EPIC	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	triple-cold-filtered mirror filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	double-irradiated shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	modified pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	vacuum-sealed liquefied narrow pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	pulsating hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	alkaline angry agate	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	extra-concentrated frozen modified jittery lime green huge lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	massive stale shadow sausage	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	maroon knitted horrifying shadow skin	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	colloidal shadow flame	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	spoiled half-sized shadow bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	tolerable shadow fluid	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	blurry shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	acceptable shadow venom	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	boiled shaking pulsating shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	frightening MacGyver's curative shadow stick	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	ghostly Oprah's arcane researcher's bat paw	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
11148	lime green blurry nippy uncursed bat paw	0		Cold Damage: +10
11149	mirror reassuring flame-wreathed toasty goblin cape	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
11150	vibrating uncursed goblin cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
11151	skewed Tesla stiffened dragon wishbone	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11152	uncursed dragon wishbone of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
11153	lard-coated toasty Sinatra's stats of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11154	squat uncursed stats of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
11155	double-paned arcane orb of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +5
11156	ruddy uncursed arcane orb	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
11157	Da Vinci's machete	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
11158	Usain Bolt's uncursed machete	0		Initiative: +80
11159	pulsating red blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	wholesome arcane researcher's medallion of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15
11162	uncursed medallion of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
11163	mirror Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	tumbling The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	pulsating shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	wobbly shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	cyan shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	bouncing fuchsia Jim Carey's beefcake's shadow chef's hat of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	twirling careful stiffened shadow trousers of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	twirling coward's dance instructor's shadow hammer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	Oprah's razor-sharp shadow monocle of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	blinking olive shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	spoiled shadow hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	hand-crafted shadow martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	pickled blurry shadow pill	1		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 50
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	narrow monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	frozen shadow candy	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 15
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	wobbly replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	ghostly replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	mansplainer's brainy beefy replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	mirror grievous replica bottle-rocket crossbow of Tarzan of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	upside-down reassuring crafty replica navel ring of navel gazing of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	crafty replica V for Vivala mask of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	horrifying Newton's stylish replica haiku katana	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	skewed asbestos-lined smelly replica Elvish sunglasses of courage of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	narrow spinning replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	green smelly Lo Pan's replica Greatest American Pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11210	twirling replica organ grinder	0		
11211	narrow Jack Frost's vibrating grievous replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11212	padded arcane researcher's replica Operation Patriot Shield of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	ghostly chilly electrified sinister replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	spinning blurry replica angel	0		
11216	teal blurry mirror shellacked replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Drops Items
11217	huge replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	narrow replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	double-paned horrifying vibrating dangerous Cincho de Mayo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	upside-down fuchsia dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	bouncing replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	mirror lime green replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	purple replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	jittery replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	pulsating shellacked educational thinker's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	gray Sherlock's occult wizardly replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of horror of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: 45
11242	fireproof frightening foul-smelling toasty coward's ruddy stiffened dangerous Socratic replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the storm of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	twirling executive hardened baleful grievous beefcake's replica Powerful Glove	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	wobbly ribald smelly healthy padded replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
11246	lion tamer's supercharged medical-grade steel-toed stiffened replica industrial fire extinguisher of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	blinking replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	purple jittery blinking beefcake's replica Jurassic Parka of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	shaking replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	squat replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	ghostly jittery flame-retardant Jack Frost's slick replica Cincho de Mayo of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	bouncing knitted stanky Van der Graaf banded experienced &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	spinning razor-sharp boxer's pro skateboard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	huge red Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	boxer's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	frightening flame-wreathed lion tamer's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the cheetah	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	jittery Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	improved unsweetened scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	pulsating Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	concentrated scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	teal Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	twirling Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	hand-crafted ghostly Sexy Cosmo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	frightening brainy red-soled high heels of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	normal tumbling cyburger	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	fortified ncle leg	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11287	rosewater-soaked Samson's rutabuga bag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
11288	skewed hardened mesquito proboscis	0		Damage Reduction: 3
11289	cyan senate fly thorax of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11290	anodized bouncing upside-down bug juice	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 50
11291	spider leg of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
11292	wool beetle antenna	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11293	brawny mantis skull	0		Muscle Percent: +20
11294	moist pickled chitin powder	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 16
11295	yellow bouncing scandalous daddy shortlegs leg of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
11296	hardened brainy birdybug antenna	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 3
11297	narrow bouncing dog trainer's Da Vinci's kilopede skull	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +1
11298	polarized tarnished blinking haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 14
11299	magnetized electrified ghostly chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 53
11300	pulsating red sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	bouncing souvenir flag	0		
11303	yellow name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	twirling boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	small rotten blinking watermelon	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	normal huge waffle	6	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	tumbling fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	hardened cat o' nine teeth of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	bouncing tooth cap of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	dangerous savvy toothy trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	rotten banana split	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	miser's stanky baywatch of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	cyan Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	wobbly residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	compressed lime green mirror concentrated cooking	1		
11329	distilled olive tumbling meat	1		
11330	boiled cyan shaking shaking sparkling orb	1		
11331	mixed blinking fuchsia hardening cream	1		
11332	twisted pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 45
11333	jittery book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	cyan upside-down LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	shaking map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	altered modified tumbling sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 16
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	maroon ghostly A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	greasy rake	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	shaking forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	blinking twirling day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	maroon extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	pulsating autumnal aegis of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	liquefied distilled resin	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	bouncing tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	inspector's impromptu torch of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	bouncing dog trainer's fig leaf of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	wicked sage smoldering drape	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	blinking lard-coated Socratic educational Rosewater's slick leaf crown of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	normal leafy browns	3	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	denatured huge autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	quadruple-boiled extra-chilled corrupted coping juice	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	manspreader's padded occult Rosewater's wizardly candy cane sword cane	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	squat wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	purple Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	upside-down handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	spinning Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	jittery Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	rotten bite-sized squat pickled bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	adequate salted mutton	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	yummy miniature ghostly corned beet	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	blinking pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	pulsating crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	bland peppermint donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	blinking frightening Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Oprah's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	olive military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	skewed Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	cyan Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	tolerable Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	lime green shaking Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	Usain Bolt's rosy-cheeked Crimbuccaneer lantern of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	maroon squat Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	red extremely unsafe Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	spinning squat Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	tumbling Elf Guard commandeering gloves of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	corrupted modified bouncing huge Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	tumbling Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	spinning Jim Carey's strapping Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	jittery sizzling Lo Pan's Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	weak artisanal skewed Crimbow Rainbo	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	mirror shaking Elf Guard broom of the wise owl of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	greedy strapping Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	practically non-alcoholic smooth fancy old-school pirate grog	1	awesome	Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	normal small grog nuts	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	olive flame-retardant mansplainer's studded sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	perfectly mixed strong officer's nog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	toothsome sundae ration	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	spoiled gigantic shaking mirror peppermint tack	9	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	moldy whalesteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	stanky whalegun of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	spinning skewed flame-wreathed sizzling groovy Elf Guard clipboard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	pegfinger of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	tolerable and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	flame-wreathed Elf Guard and beret	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	perfumed vibrating shipwright's hammer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	fireproof toasty gunwale of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	mirror censurious family-friendly Kelflar vest of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	oxidized anodized pulsating whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	tumbling baleful Da Vinci's Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	yellow censurious Sinatra's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	blinking Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	wool fortified massive wrench of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	shaking flame-wreathed savvy brown pirate pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	huge The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	greasy Oprah's hale forbidden Da Vinci's Elf dessert spoon of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: 120, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	wicked weightlifter's Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	narrow frightening free boots of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	bouncing baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	pulsating groovy strapping Elvish underarmor of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	therapeutic Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	miniature adequate blinking twirling sugarplum ration	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	adequate gingerbread nylons	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	miniature moldy blurry rum-soaked fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	normal enchanted jumbo fuchsia tumbling jittery lime	5	good	Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	stale pulsating gingerbread pirate	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	small bland fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	artisanal mirror mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	spirit-forward hand-crafted Swedish coffee	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	fortified mediocre canteen of eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	acceptable hot wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	acceptable practically non-alcoholic special Jamaican coffee	1	good	Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	bad green flask of egggrog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	wobbly pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	irresponsibly strong aged mirror yule grog	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	enchanted bland spinning wet tack	3	decent	Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	thick moldy whalecake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	twirling purple scandalous studded personal trainer's gunwale whalegun	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	hand-crafted blue and claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	huge twirling Jim Carey's Elf Guard squirtgun of bravery	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	sequin-encrusted sweater of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	tumbling prompt greasy wicked replica Elf Guard medal	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	cyan Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	yellow Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	gray nasty strapping Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	gray My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	upside-down Jim Carey's supercharged arcane researcher's barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	scandalous sinister smooth Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	ghostly pulsating pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	yellow Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	tumbling jittery precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	jittery Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	ghostly Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	olive The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	modified ghostly squat military candy cane	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 42
11503	moist blurry groggipop	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 23
11504	moss mace of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	Van der Graaf moss megaphone of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	fireproof Tesla moss medal	0		Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	moss mitre of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	ghostly miser's therapeutic moss mantle	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	experienced Rosewater's moss marlinspike	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	diluted moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	frozen dry twirling moss floss	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 62
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	shaking fuchsia adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	tumbling adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	vaporized narrow adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	pressed adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 62
11520	frightening crepe paper phrygian cap of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	chaotic quilted weightlifter's crepe paper parachute cape	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	zippy clever crepe paper pie clip of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	up-at-dawn crepe paper puzzle cube of the brazier of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	Jim Carey's thinker's crepe paper plunge camisole of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: 0, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	spinning Oprah's wholesome strapping crepe paper polka charm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	pickled crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	super-frozen energized tumbling crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 11
11528	spinning Usain Bolt's petrified wood war pike	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	chilly ruddy petrified wood waist protector	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	crafty Rosewater's petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	Da Vinci's brawny petrified wood water purifier	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	bouncing inspector's Jim Carey's petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	twirling flame-wreathed friendly petrified wood walking pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	denatured petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	galvanized nitrogenated wobbly petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 34
11536	bad cybeer	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	twirling ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	bouncing wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	twirling encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	fuchsia googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	squat aromatic lard-coated Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	pulsating avaricious Elf Guard war standard of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	maroon twirling in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	up-at-dawn flame-wreathed rock-hard spring shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	modified triple-aerosolized skewed ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	irradiated shaking crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	blurry biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	bouncing blurry triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	spinning irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	maroon quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	spinning twirling quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	wobbly cool motion sensor	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	shaking packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	mansplainer's vibrating Everfull Dart Holster	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	jittery fuchsia research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	skewed aromatic reassuring resourceful crafty energetic Apriling band helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: 60, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	squat teal censurious resourceful Apriling band saxophone of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	reassuring scandalous horrifying dangerous Apriling band quad tom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	avaricious fireproof manspreader's veiny Apriling band tuba of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -5, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	Sherlock's stanky rock-hard baleful Apriling band staff of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	small stale yam	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	tolerable watered-down yam martini	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	hand-crafted sweet potato o' mine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	tolerable watered-down Southern yam	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	acceptable sweet potato punch	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	rotten Mayam spinach	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	miniature moldy twirling yam and swiss	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	maroon therapeutic supercool Rosewater's yam cannon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	shaking ghostly yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	blinking yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	nippy furry yam buckler of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	double-paned clever yamtility belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	flavorless huge blurry yam slider	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	fancy spoiled shaking yam mayo	3	crappy	Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	flavorless super-sized yam burrito	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	skewed visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	narrow mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	jittery aviator goggles	0		
11593	squat pulsating Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	spoiled mini kiwi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	therapeutic stiffened mini kiwi bikini of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	aged mini kiwitini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	yellow mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	cyan tumbling Jack Frost's coward's beefy mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	blue mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	big normal mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	artisanal skewed mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	extra-electrified colloidal activated mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	electrified squat mirror mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	family-friendly slick mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	huge chilly mini kiwi icepick	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	unsweetened pressed adjusted fuchsia spinning mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	cyan packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	cyan protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	shaking protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	fuchsia foul-smelling frosty messenger bag RNA of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11616	tumbling flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	low-calorie decent bacteria bisque	1	good	
11619	rotten massive tumbling olive ciliophora chowder	9	crappy	
11620	spoiled cream of chloroplasts	4	crappy	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	blurry flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	teal unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	red extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	mansplainer's sharpshooter's cool tearaway pants of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	blinking baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	ghostly Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	high-proof mediocre Colera Peste Nebbiolo	10	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	purple longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	upside-down Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	bouncing Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	blue Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	shaking lime green smooth blade of dismemberment	0		Moxie: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	twirling maroon Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	huge Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	blinking Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	huge structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	perfumed veiny Herculean embers-only jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	Usain Bolt's bembershoot	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	adequate wheel of camembert	4	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	red asbestos-lined hat of remembering of terror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	jittery soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	shaking photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	knitted bat wings of temperance of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ghostly ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	stiffened Newton's monocle on a stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	Van der Graaf plastic pipe of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	perfumed friendly fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	Annie Oakley's beefy bow tie	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	asbestos-lined clever fake huge beard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	cyan crafty savvy astronaut helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	knitted strapping feather boa	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	therapeutic Sheriff badge of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	Sheriff pistol of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	lightning-fast avaricious Sheriff moustache	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	wizardly photo booth supply list of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	tumbling peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	upside-down tie-dye headband	0		
11674	flavorless whirled peas	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	half-sized moldy peaza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	dried shaking drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	boiled green Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	upside-down green quantized familiar	0		
11680	blurry pulsating quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	pulsating quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	super-dry pulsating pea brittle	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	bad weak peasco	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	flavorless piece of cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	blue TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	pulsating smooth deft pirate hook of the brazier	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	sage iron tricorn hat of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	lion tamer's jolly roger flag	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	wobbly pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	enchanted watered-down lousy tankard of spiced rum	2	decent	Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	watered-down tolerable spinning tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	skewed groovy governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	steel-toed governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	crafty governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	smartaleck's chili powder cutlass	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	adequate miniature mirror Aztec tamale	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	ghostly jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	upside-down groggles of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	squat pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	red anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	quilted padded silky pirate drawers	0		Damage Absorption: 60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	vacuum-sealed activated concentrated peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	tolerable high-proof hard cocoa	9	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	normal salmagumdi	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	plastic Easter Island Bunny of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	yellow family-friendly plastic Colonel Brando of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	Tesla plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	ghostly stiffened plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	mirror Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	green Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	low-calorie stale coney haunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	boiled bouncing dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	smooth extra-dry moai toai	5	awesome	
11725	Annie Oakley's occult moaiball of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	yellow half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	boiled jittery four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	gravedigger's beefcake's potato jacket of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	twirling Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	military orb of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	frozen rum ball	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 45
11733	spinning gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	inspector's Tesla gravyskin hat	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	upside-down savvy gravyskin buckler of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	family-friendly smartaleck's gravyskin skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	pulsating bouncing Lo Pan's gravyskin pants of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	oxidized irradiated energized blurry crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	miniature spoiled room scale bean casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	deadly Samson's perfect Christmas scarf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	cyan upside-down Jim Carey's snowman-enchanting tophat of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	diffused moist LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	Jeselnik's Sinatra's stylish Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	spinning pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	lousy fancy weak Easter grasshopper	2	decent	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	enchanted drinkable Irish eggnog	3	good	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	tolerable canteen of jungle juice	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	hand-crafted maroon spinning turchucken	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	delicious wobbly ghostly mechanically-mulled cider	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	weak hand-crafted holiday trip around the world	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	adequate chocolate ostrich egg	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	bland beef and cabbage	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	rotten super-sized candy rations	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	moldy narrow double-candied yams	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	decent Christmas ham	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	spoiled holiday smorgasbord	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	upside-down bejazzled eyepatch of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	olive Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	upside-down Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	tumbling twirling Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	maroon Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	bouncing teal moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	Jim Carey's egg gun of the ox of the wise owl of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	wobbly army helmet of the bloodbag of the sewer of courage of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	squat napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	rotten small twirling Thanksgiving ration	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	acceptable weak Easter eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	altered clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	Jeselnik's smartaleck's nylon Christmas stockings of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	mirror tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	chilled frozen ionized upside-down yellow deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	blurry McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	bouncing aromatic Samson's McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	executive smelly sizzling McHugeLarge left pole	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	flame-retardant Da Vinci's McHugeLarge right pole of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	jittery wobbly ribald Lo Pan's McHugeLarge left ski	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	blurry ghostly coward's arcane researcher's McHugeLarge right ski	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	jittery 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	dried gray wobbly eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	yellow datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	upside-down shaking dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	purple ghostly dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	shaking dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	huge retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	squat pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	green 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	spinning logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	diluted blinking tumbling psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	twirling dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	skewed dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	jittery dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	pulsating OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	jittery mirror hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	narrow geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	fuchsia ninja rope	0		
11831	pulsating ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	boiled super-flattened blinking synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 45
11834	pickled iDrops	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 42
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	ghostly new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	blue toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	red phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	narrow dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	blurry plover's egg	0		
11847	huge flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	pulsating heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	pulsating stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	blinking mirror grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	spinning sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	squat mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	olive Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	mixed tumbling jittery lime green scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	lousy weak pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	pickled bouncing tumbling maroon phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	gray spoon	0		
11869	spinning blue unironic knife	0		
11870	tumbling blurry bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	boiled leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	adequate small upside-down Heck ramen	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	tasty burrito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	decent special small beer brat	4	good	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	jumbo bland peach pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	stale mirror incredible mini-pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	mediocre weak special Divine sidecar	2	decent	Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	weak acceptable tangarita sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	aged blinking gimlet sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	hand-crafted vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	weak acceptable prussian cathouse sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	mediocre upside-down Mon Tiki sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	cyan tumbling Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	ruddy rosy-cheeked April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	frozen wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	lousy huge Three Sheets to the Wind	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	rotten pile of wet dates	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	wet shower cap of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	olive shaking ghostly Herculean wet shower shoes	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	lion tamer's wet shower shorts	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	enhanced polymerized wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	modified irradiated fuchsia wet paperback	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	Fonzie's wet shower radio	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	blinking wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	purple studded birthday bloon	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11903	flattened jawwetter	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 16
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	blinking horrifying lion tamer's Peridot of Peril of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	squat veiny terrycloth turban	0		Maximum HP: +10
11907	bouncing red Annie Oakley's jockey's hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
11908	medical-grade sharpshooter's hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11909	skewed Sherlock's extra-tight skullcap	0		Item Drop: +25
11910	Oprah's sturdy pith helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
11911	double-paned bishop's mitre	0		Cold Resistance: +5
11912	family-friendly tin foil hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
11913	extremely unsafe construction hardhat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11914	narrow rosy-cheeked imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	gray baleful stylish bycocket	0		Spell Damage: +25
11917	maroon Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	wobbly Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	squat rosewater-soaked medical-grade Axis helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11925	cyan mansplainer's Axis fatigues of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
11926	supercharged Axis suspenders of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11927	skewed stolen artifact	0		
11928	narrow upside-down shaking really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	lime green priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	upside-down chocolate rations	0		
11931	tumbling nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	friendly energetic Allied Radio Backpack of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	skewed orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	narrow confetti grenade	0		
11937	bland immense Skeleton Wars rations	10	decent	
11938	watered-down lousy skeleton war fuel can	2	decent	
11939	twirling skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	shaking M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	blinking ruddy razor-sharp weightlifter's Allied Forces insignia	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
11945	red Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	wet frozen Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	Usain Bolt's bully badge	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	frosty time cop top hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	modified lime green mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	bland toast with mixed berry jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	spoiled cup of sugar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	adequate Susie's cupcake	4	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	shaking clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	sage the gun of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	watered-down acceptable wine	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	bouncing really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	skewed sand penny	0		
11962	weightlifter's undersea surveying goggles	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	hand-crafted distilled Ocean-Touched Rum	5	EPIC	
11964	compressed water-logged pill	1		
11965	bland miniature huge kelp puck	2	decent	
11966	cyan scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	lime green sea gel	0		
11971	aerosolized alkaline pickled cyan octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 13
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	skewed Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	dentadent of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	spinning prompt miser's inspector's rock-hard padded Sinatra's blood cubic zirconia	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	powdered blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	hand-crafted teal pheromone cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	decent twirling spinal tapas	4	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	steel-toed shrunken head of wisdom of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	bouncing stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	artisanal watered-down Smoking Pope	2	EPIC	
12053	moldy prize turkey	3	crappy	
12054	twisted narrow medicinal gruel	1		
12055	flavorless teal full-sized pumpkin pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	bad irresponsibly strong vodka cranberry sauce	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	nitrogenated extra-pressed yammed candy	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	jumbo adequate treasure chestnut	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	weak lousy huge mulled butter rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	galvanized blurry cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	dog trainer's plastic left skeleton arm	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	fireproof plastic left skeleton leg	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	toasty plastic right skeleton arm	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	upside-down cyan shellacked plastic right skeleton leg	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	maroon shaking plastic skeleton pelvis of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	mirror discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	strapping angelbone kilt of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	mirror extremely unsafe angelbone totem	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	aromatic angelbone chopsticks	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	up-at-dawn dance instructor's angelbone mantle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	spinning cyan angelbone dice of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	wicked angelbone halo of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	pickled huge angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	quantum galvanized mirror biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 66
12076	supercharged devilbone helmet of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	tumbling brawny devilbone greaves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	pulsating nippy beefcake's devilbone shinguards	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	devilbone corset of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	occult smartaleck's devilbone flute	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	denatured spinning pulsating devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	frozen Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 55
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	huge burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	squat Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	Sherlock's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	special triple-distilled delicious Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	8	awesome	Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	artisanal bottle of prize-winning rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	frosty veiny Rosewater's Santa-Slayer medal	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	quadruple-enhanced teal boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	irradiated pulsating boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	super-moist galvanized boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	olive shellacked smartaleck's smoldering vertebra of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	green seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	miser's Van der Graaf shellacked hot boning knife	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	careful manspreader's fistbone of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	brawny burnt bone belt of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: 50, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	prompt scorched skull trophy	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	normal red squat wing bone	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	mediocre weak teal pulsating weak skeleton venom	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	twisted yellow baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	skewed arcane researcher's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	narrow deadly plastic skeleton skull	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	blurry plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	blinking lion tamer's scorched skeleton mask of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	vibrating scorched skeleton shirt of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	squat scorched skeleton pants of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	mirror Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	skewed Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	blurry Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	mirror Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	cyan Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	green Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	spinning Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	smelly studded fireproof bonesaw	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	electrified crafty vermiculite shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	experienced ship's lantern	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	fuchsia twirling wobbly foul-smelling heat-resistant harpoon pistol of terror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	tasty fancy miniature traditional gingerloaf	2	awesome	Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	artisanal Scotch and eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	warmed extra-corrupted squat counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	irresponsibly strong tolerable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	10	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	mirror The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	snack-sized tasty wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	denatured Vulcanized blurry gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 58
12179	ruddy Socratic glimmering crystal	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	fuchsia boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	squat Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	jittery intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	skewed Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	altered activated boiled teal Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	activated dry red Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	irradiated non-dry blurry Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	skewed weightlifter's and dress of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	Rosewater's and dress of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	aerosolized triple-ionized dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	upside-down rosewater-soaked dinosaur bone club	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	studded extremely unsafe dinosaur skull helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	teal pulsating lard-coated Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's dinosaur bone corset	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	delicious Pork Elf cough syrup	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	spinning Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	stale rat pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	lion tamer's Tesla forbidden hoverboard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	blurry perfumed Herculean beefcake's left shark fin	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	squat sharpshooter's fitness tracking bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	denatured candy bone	1		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 5
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	bland discarded hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	mediocre most of a beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	blinking pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	narrow legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	moldy huge shaking can of tuna	10	crappy	
12227	gigantic rotten alien salad	10	crappy	
12228	special decent ratbatatouille	3	good	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 50
12229	stale cyan onigiri	3	decent	
12230	fancy moldy crudit&eacute;s	4	crappy	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 5
12231	moldy sauced mutton	3	crappy	
12232	delicious jittery hot honey ant	3	awesome	
12233	adequate tomb aspic	4	good	
12234	moldy spinning later tots	3	crappy	
12235	massive adequate upside-down Frutti di Scatoletta	7	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	normal Pesto alla Marziano	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	decent thick Arrattabbattabiata	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	half-sized stale Orzo di Riso	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	delicious Pasta Grimavera	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	bland Linguini Ubriacapa	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	moldy squat Formica e Pepe	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	toothsome super-sized Tubetto Gelatto	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	bland Gnocci Domani	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	lime green Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	squat second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	sharpshooter's personal trainer's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
12253	decent premium turkey leg	4	good	
12254	smooth styrofoam cup of mead	4	awesome	
12255	upside-down wobbly grievous sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
12256	staff of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
12257	wobbly frightening lute	0		Spooky Damage: +5
12258	tumbling shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	double-paned Oprah's slick The Wizard's Android	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	lightning-fast tactical jester's cap of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	ghostly single-use sword	0		
12265	green ghostly fireproof flimsy plastic helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3
12266	flimsy plastic greaves of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
12267	blue flimsy plastic breastplate of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
12268	tumbling rosewater-soaked flimsy plastic shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	scandalous chilly lion tamer's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	flame-wreathed Staff of Anachronistic Churning of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
12272	normal classic banana	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	bland purple watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	immense stale blurry quince	6	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	squat Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	flavorless classic banana pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	flattened essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	altered activated banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	lousy enchanted skewed lime green Aesop Daiquiri	3	decent	Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	hand-crafted Monkey Congress	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	moldy olive watermelon pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	wet irradiated teal skewed concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	tarnished concentrated Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	mediocre Melonegroni	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	lousy huge Melonade Spritz	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	rotten snack-sized blinking spinning quince pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered green quince quaff	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	ionized green huge Quickquince	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	bad lime green twirling Quiskey Sour	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	smooth Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	drinkable Roth IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	bouncing fuchsia foul-smelling savvy underdraft protection	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	adequate tumbling soybean futures	4	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	energized housing bubble	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	boiled activated Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 48
12298	medical-grade veiny financial instrument	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	supercharged hedge fund clippers of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	shellacked selling shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	spinning Newton's 401k ring of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	concentrated invisible hand	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	frozen dry circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	extra-frozen chilled chilled gray mint	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	denatured twirling toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	boiled intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	dehydrated jittery upside-down liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	narrow skewed gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	red cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	weak bad mirror Malattia Becco Malbec	2	decent	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	blinking Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	skewed can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"