-1	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed purple Petite Porter	1	EPIC	
-2	acceptable Scrawny Stout	3	good	
-3	drinkable Infinitesimal IPA	4	good	
-4	drinkable eggnogtini	4	good	
-5	bad cyan candycaine	3	decent	
-6	bad squat braincracker sweet	3	decent	
-16	artisanal enchanted distilled narrow fermented honey	5	EPIC	
-17	drinkable skewed moons-shine	3	good	
-18	artisanal gin	4	EPIC	
-19	practically non-alcoholic lousy mirror ecto-nog	1	decent	
-20	drinkable mirror hot toady	4	good	
-21	special high-proof aged purple hot choculate	9	awesome	
-49	acceptable Cyder	4	good	
-50	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic shaking fuchsia Oil Nog	1	EPIC	
-51	delicious squat Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	awesome	
-58	drinkable Grimacider	3	good	
-59	watered-down lousy Isotope Nog	2	decent	
-60	bad watered-down spinning Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	decent	
-70	bad Gin and Herring	3	decent	
-71	hand-crafted boozy Black and Tan and Red All Over	5	EPIC	
-72	bad Antarctic Ice Tea	3	decent	
-76	mediocre CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	decent	
-77	high-proof perfectly mixed CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	6	EPIC	
-78	fortified smooth CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	5	awesome	
-82	perfectly mixed distilled Horseradish-infused Vodka	5	EPIC	
-83	watered-down lousy squat Jerkitini	2	decent	
-84	practically non-alcoholic artisanal cyan Desert Island Iced Tea	1	EPIC	
-88	high-proof acceptable blurry Crimbo Saketini	6	good	
-89	tolerable Crimboku Drop	3	good	
-90	bad Flaming Crimbo Log	3	decent	
-107	special lousy boozy Fortified Eggnog Slurry	5	decent	
-108	tolerable Hot Buttered Rum	4	good	
-109	watered-down bad Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	decent