1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	olive sinister helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	teal turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	lime green resourceful ravioli hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	Newton's disco mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	huge stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	narrow mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	distilled moxie weed	1		
15	modified huge strongness elixir	1		
16	distilled blurry mirror magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	low-calorie normal noodles	1	good	
18	lime green tortoise's blessing	0		
19	hardened asparagus knife	0		Damage Reduction: 3
20	twirling green Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	lime green sweet ninja sword	0		
22	mirror studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	wobbly chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	bouncing meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	blurry upside-down spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Jim Carey's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	wobbly wobbly steel-toed Dolphin King's crown	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	flame-retardant Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Hot Resistance: +1
36	up-at-dawn Knob Goblin tongs	0		Adventures: +5
37	squat viking helmet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	blurry aromatic Knob Goblin pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	fuchsia casino pass	0		
41	mediocre blue skewed ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	decent	
42	purple hermit permit	0		
43	twirling worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	squat lime green figurine	0		
47	rotten special pulsating hot buttered roll	4	crappy	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 10
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	spoiled bowl of cottage cheese	4	crappy	
50	censurious Rock and Roll Legend	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	brainy Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	wobbly banjo strings	0		
53	miser's stone banjo	0		Meat Drop: +10
54	shaking horrifying veiny Disco Banjo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	frosty 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	cyan mirror Mace of the Tortoise of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	big spoiled fortune cookie	5	crappy	
62	family-friendly oriole-feather headdress	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	jittery upside-down action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twirling twig	0		
67	bouncing spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	cyan scandalous curative Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	shaking bar skin	0		
71	stakes of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
72	careful barskin hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	pulsating narrow barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	fuchsia Sinatra's stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
78	smelly pretty bouquet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
79	jittery bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	enchanted lousy ice-cold Willer	3	decent	Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 45
82	wobbly ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	squat sword hilt	0		
90	shaking helmet recipe	0		
91	mirror pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	Lo Pan's basic meat sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
94	quilted basic meat pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	stylish basic meat helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	narrow deadly dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Weapon Damage: +5
97	ghostly baleful pimpin' meat hat of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	upside-down meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	thinker's staff of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +50
104	skewed scarecrow	0		
105	rotten immense twirling bowl of charms	7	crappy	
106	ketchup	1	decent	
107	catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	pulsating crossbow string	0		
110	blinking careful basic meat staff	0		Monster Level: -10
111	blurry blurry basic meat crossbow of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
112	huge steel-toed experienced meatloaf helmet	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	narrow spinning lightning-fast dripping meat sword	0		Initiative: +40
114	pulsating Sinatra's dripping meat staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
115	dripping meat crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
116	blue Bugfinder Blade of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30
117	pulsating Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	lime green cog	0		
121	purple sprocket assembly	0		
122	squat cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	gray Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	olive empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	spinning dangerous Gnollish autoplunger	0		Weapon Damage: +10
128	Tesla meat pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	olive personal trainer's third-hand nunchaku	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
130	miser's eyepatch	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	blurry tires	0		
137	pulsating dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	mirror valuable trinket	0		
140	blurry dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	lime green cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	blinking teal dinghy plans	0		
147	eXtreme meat sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
148	eXtreme meat staff of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
149	greasy eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
150	sharpshooter's Scalp of Gorgolok of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	up-at-dawn Elder Turtle Shell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	studded Colander of Em-er'il of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	wool steel-toed Ancient Saucehelm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	shaking flame-retardant chaotic Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	educational El Sombrero De Lopez of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	teal Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	blinking wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	stale ghuol egg	4	decent	
162	immense flavorless ghuol egg quiche	8	decent	
163	MacGyver's skeleton bone	0		Maximum MP: +100
164	smart skull	0		
165	blue skewed skewer	0		
166	spinning ghuol ears	0		
167	adequate ghuol-ear kabob	3	good	
168	bone rattle of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	olive upside-down lihc eye	0		
171	flavorless small blurry lihc eye pie	2	decent	
172	blinking gnoll lips	0		
173	spinning taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	half-sized tasty uncooked chorizo	2	awesome	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	teal pulsating detective skull	0		
179	spoiled miniature lime green chorizo taco	2	crappy	
180	smooth ice-cold fotie	3	awesome	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	mirror guano coffee cup	0		
191	skewed batskin belt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	shaking Sinatra's Mr. Accessory	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only
195	huge arcane researcher's eXtreme nose ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	bouncing pulsating rat appendix	0		
199	tumbling supercool ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20
200	stale skewed pulsating rat appendix kabob	3	decent	
201	yummy bat wing kabob	4	awesome	
202	stale half-sized bouncing carob chunks	2	decent	
203	herbs	0		
204	stale carob chunk cookies	4	decent	
205	blurry secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	cyan piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	mirror spinning wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	Samson's filthy corduroys of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	Jeselnik's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	flavorless carob brownies	3	decent	
217	bland low-calorie herb brownies	1	decent	
218	squat hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	toasty gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5
222	upside-down purple phat turquoise bead	0		
223	coward's phat turquoise bracelet	0		Monster Level: -20
224	eyepatch of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	flavorless tofu casserole	3	decent	
226	mixed can of Red Minotaur	1	crappy	
227	Fonzie's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
228	green Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Item Drop: +5
229	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
230	twirling lard-coated dead guy's watch	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	skewed Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	upside-down therapeutic smooth Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	weak aged olive bottle of gin	2	awesome	
238	perfectly mixed olive bottle of vodka	3	EPIC	
239	avaricious quilted Orcish baseball cap	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	jittery savvy Orcish cargo shorts of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Lo Pan's Orcish frat-paddle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
242	decent	4	good	
243	spoiled immense cyan grapefruit	10	crappy	
244	spoiled twirling grapes	3	crappy	
245	huge flavorless purple skewed olive	6	decent	
246	yummy tomato	3	awesome	
247	mirror fermenting powder	0		
248	artisanal salty dog	4	EPIC	
249	drinkable enchanted bloody mary	4	good	Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 5
250	lousy practically non-alcoholic cyan screwdriver	1	decent	
251	artisanal fortified blinking red martini	5	EPIC	
252	fortified hand-crafted squat bloody beer	5	EPIC	
253	tolerable shot of schnapps	4	good	
254	lousy shot of grapefruit schnapps	4	decent	
255	perfectly mixed fancy high-proof fine wine	10	EPIC	Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 5
256	artisanal weak fancy shot of tomato schnapps	2	EPIC	Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 50
257	bad watered-down extra-spicy bloody mary	2	decent	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	yummy fancy White Citadel fries	3	awesome	Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 50
261	stale thick White Citadel burger	5	decent	
262	thick toothsome piece of wedding cake	5	awesome	
263	decent snack-sized chocolate chips	2	good	
264	tasty chocolate chip cookies	4	awesome	
265	narrow huge cool satin pants	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	triple-distilled drinkable lightning	9	good	
267	personal trainer's mullet wig	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	clever meat cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	dangerous sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10
270	picket fence	0		
271	altered upside-down jittery tumbling barbell	1		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 45
272	denatured teal concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 30
273	modified moxie weed	1		
274	upside-down jittery Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	cyan mosquito larva	0		
276	shaking leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	modified extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	dried jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	compressed suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	blinking wobbly Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	narrow Samson's walrus-tusk earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
286	narrow flame-wreathed ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
287	Tesla Boris's ring	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
288	potato sprout	0		
289	grievous Jarlsberg's earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
290	Da Vinci's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
291	flame-wreathed Fonzie's can of maces	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
292	rubber axe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
293	Usain Bolt's sizzling chef's hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	upside-down quilted pail	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	sinister demonskin trousers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	strapping dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	colloidal tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 41
298	Vulcanized lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 45
299	adjusted concentrated modified wobbly pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 14
300	ionized vacuum-sealed mirror yellow jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 55
301	cyan blurry flat dough	0		
302	small toothsome fancy pulsating Knob sausage	2	awesome	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 30
303	normal small wobbly Knob mushroom	2	good	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	mirror friendly Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	squat Knob Goblin harem veil of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	wet Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 49
308	educational Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	curative Knob Goblin elite pants	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Knob Goblin elite polearm of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
311	bouncing hill of beans	0		
312	Knob Goblin visor of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	double-paned Crown of the Goblin King	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	adequate small bean burrito	2	good	
315	spoiled low-calorie bean burrito	1	crappy	
316	stale massive insanely bean burrito	8	decent	
317	bland bean burrito	4	decent	
318	flavorless huge bean burrito	8	decent	
319	rotten snack-sized insanely bean burrito	2	crappy	
320	spoiled bat haggis	3	crappy	
321	rotten big menudo	5	crappy	
322	normal goat cheese	3	good	
323	yummy bouncing plain pizza	3	awesome	
324	thick spoiled spinning sausage pizza	5	crappy	
325	stale goat cheese pizza	3	decent	
326	adequate mushroom pizza	3	good	
327	goat	0		
328	lousy practically non-alcoholic mirror bottle of whiskey	1	decent	
329	brawny goat beard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	watered-down mediocre shaking Canadian	2	decent	
332	miniature flavorless lemon	2	decent	
333	massive adequate skewed lime	7	good	
334	sabre teeth of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
335	teal sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	mirror hardy consolation ribbon	0		Maximum HP: +50
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	bouncing red tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	pickled chilled Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 55
341	flattened polarized boiled tumbling Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 62
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	quadruple-adjusted modified Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 66
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	double-paned ninja mask	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	spinning steel-toed grievous icy-hot katana	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9
352	gravedigger's ninja hot pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	blurry ninja stars	0		
354	Tesla Rosewater's nunchaku	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
355	wholesome eXtreme scarf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	snowboarder pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	jittery Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	stale miniature squat gr8ps	2	decent	
359	decent special t8r tots	4	good	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 40
360	shaking experienced miner's helmet	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	huge green dance instructor's miner's pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	narrow 7-Foot Dwarven mattock of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	purple asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	upside-down asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	shaking linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	pulsating up-at-dawn nippy linoleum sword	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
379	therapeutic experienced linoleum staff	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
380	squat knitted frosty linoleum crossbow	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
381	lard-coated quilted asbestos sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
382	Jim Carey's banded asbestos staff	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25
383	quilted asbestos crossbow of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +50
384	grievous chrome sword of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
385	Tesla wicked chrome staff	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
386	cyan shellacked beefy chrome crossbow	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	mirror yeti fur	0		
389	blinking meaty helmet turtle of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	stanky asbestos helmet turtle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	Rosewater's linoleum helmet turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	blinking Lo Pan's chrome helmet turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	huge penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	penguin shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	yakskin pants	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	bouncing smooth hippopotamus pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	ghostly eXtreme mittens	0		Item Drop: +5
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	squat Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	skewed chaotic swashbuckling pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	huge sizzling shoulder parrot	0		Hot Damage: +10
404	acoustic guitarrr of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
405	sunken chest	0		
406	teal pirate pelvis	0		
407	ghostly pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	sk8board of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	fuchsia beefy Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +10
414	blurry crowbarrr of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
415	olive smelly leotarrrd	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	twirling wobbly safarrri hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	dry super-dry henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 66
418	aerosolized vacuum-sealed anodized Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 57
419	galvanized flattened serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 69
420	alkaline corrupted pulsating tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
421	flattened improved philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 43
422	nitrogenated potion of potency	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 22
423	denatured triple-dry modified narrow cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 34
424	polymerized wet chilled ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 58
425	corrupted polarized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 14
426	concentrated denatured activated purple potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 31
427	wicked box	0		Spell Damage: +5, Wiki Name: "box"
428	narrow squat nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	jittery acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	mirror clown shoes of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25
432	upside-down bloody clown pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	beefcake's balloon helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	spinning nasty extremely unsafe balloon sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50
436	bouncing balloon monkey	0		
437	wobbly chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	blinking beer goggles	0		
445	avaricious box-in-the-box	0		Meat Drop: +30
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	dangerous box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Weapon Damage: +10
448	Herculean foolscap fool's cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	lion tamer's clown nose	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	delicious jumbo olive	4	awesome	
456	delicious dry martini	3	awesome	
457	baleful ye olde golde frontes	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	huge pixel	0		
462	tumbling pixel	0		
463	upside-down pixel	0		
464	mirror pixel potion	0		
465	blurry pixel potion	0		
466	upside-down pixel potion	0		
467	bland tiny pixel pie	1	decent	
468	ruby W	0		
469	blurry wussiness potion	0		
470	lousy Imp Ale	3	decent	
471	low-calorie decent hot wing	1	good	
472	narrow frightening diamond-studded cane	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	spinning lard-coated crutch	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
474	cast	0		
475	pulsating asbestos-lined razor-sharp mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	blurry mirror hellion cube	0		
477	educational beefy infernal insoles	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1
478	skewed evil arch	0		
479	maroon dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	blinking eldritch butterknife	0		
482	extremely unsafe Mr. Container	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	hardy Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	lion tamer's hemp backpack	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	green snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
487	arrrgyle socks	0		Item Drop: +5
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	beefy strapping mesh cap	0		Muscle: 15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	red twirling supercool chaps of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	bouncing asbestos-lined batblade	0		Hot Resistance: +5
495	shaking catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	flavorless papaya	3	decent	
499	denim axe of horror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	toothsome Elfin shortbread	3	awesome	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	toothsome snack-sized skewered cat appendix	2	awesome	
504	evil arches	0		
505	blinking Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked gnatwing earring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80
506	stale miniature tumbling Hell broth	2	decent	
507	smooth thunderrr guitarrr	0		Moxie: +15
508	squat sonata	0		
509	tumbling Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	huge purple Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	delicious Boris's key lime pie	3	awesome	
514	special small adequate Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2	good	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 40
515	moldy Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4	crappy	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	bejeweled accordion strap of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	ghostly mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	jittery MacGyver's kickback cookbook	0		Maximum MP: +100
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	drinkable papaya sling	3	good	
525	blurry grue egg	0		
526	spinning Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	shaking yellow volleyball	0		
528	squat blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	huge fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	polymerized maroon spray paint	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 52
531	Herculean special sauce glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	dog trainer's ladle of mystery	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Sauceror"
533	tumbling twirling Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bouncing bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pulsating wobbly pr0n legs	0		
538	flame-wreathed f3d0r4	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	nitrogenated adjusted spinning bouncing Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 63
541	cyan clever razor-sharp draggin' ball hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	Jeselnik's Da Vinci's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	small bland Trollhouse cookies	2	decent	
544	talons of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Candy Drop: +100
545	fancy rotten Spam Witch sammich	3	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 20
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	narrow 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	tumbling 33398 scroll	0		
551	jittery 64067 scroll	0		
552	squat teal 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	stale half-sized pulsating shaking pr0n cocktail	2	decent	
555	horrifying steel-toed drywall axe	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25
556	scandalous Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
557	weak mediocre whiskey and cola	2	decent	
558	tiny moldy ghostly tumbling papaya taco	1	crappy	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	rotten small stalk of asparagus	2	crappy	
561	purple pregnant mushroom	0		
562	spinning ratgut	0		
563	ghostly upside-down sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	bad yellow spinning Mad Train wine	3	decent	
565	hobo gloves of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
566	skewed lion tamer's bum cheek	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	huge green hermit script	0		
568	huge adequate olive narrow wobbly Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6	good	
569	adequate Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	good	
570	delicious Chicken Sandwich	3	awesome	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	crappy	
572	fancy normal Children's Meal of the Damned	4	good	Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
573	decent special mirror noodles	3	good	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 25
574	flavorless enchanted blinking noodles	4	decent	Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 10
575	low-calorie decent painful penne pasta	1	good	
576	adequate big twirling ravioli della hippy	5	good	
577	small adequate pr0n m4nic0tti	2	good	
578	flavorless Hell ramen	3	decent	
579	spoiled boring spaghetti	4	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	yellow schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	stale half-sized fettucini Inconnu	2	decent	
584	delicious spaghetti with Skullheads	3	awesome	
585	adequate gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	good	
586	ridiculously huge sword of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
587	magnetized super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 49
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	fancy immense moldy cocoa eggshell fragment	10	crappy	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 20
590	bland fancy bouncing pulsating cocoa eggshell fragment	4	decent	Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 15
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	blinking double-paned amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Cold Resistance: +5
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	mansplainer's titanium assault umbrella	0		Monster Level: +15
597	forbidden Mohawk wig	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	spinning scandalous pants of the Slug Lord	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	hardy Dr. Hobo's scalpel of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
601	red Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	skewed Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	mirror Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	shaking blinking shaking Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	maroon S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	pulsating D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	tumbling plot hole	0		
614	enhanced magnetized blurry wobbly probability potion	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 53
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	huge furry fur	0		
617	quadruple-electrified triple-enhanced Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 30
618	anodized narrow Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 13
619	needle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
620	activated super-vacuum-sealed blurry thin candle	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 40
621	narrow Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	blinking awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	mirror wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	manspreader's eye	0		Monster Level: +10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	wobbly greasy furry pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	chaotic disturbing fanfic	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
633	lion tamer's brawny wolf mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	upside-down upside-down cool whip	0		
635	auspicious paper umbrella	0		Item Drop: +10
636	teal meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	squat lightning-fast Rosewater's asshat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	thick flavorless abominable snowcone	5	decent	
640	Ent cider	1	EPIC	
641	rotten toast	4	crappy	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	purple Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	bouncing wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	massive flavorless squat fruitcake	7	decent	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	spinning knitted Crimbo sword	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	pulsating tumbling sinister Crimbo hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	beefcake's Crimbo pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	weightlifter's exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Muscle: +15
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	tumbling star chart	0		
657	manspreader's star sword	0		Monster Level: +10
658	supercharged star crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
659	fortified star staff	0		Damage Absorption: +60
660	smelly star pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	wobbly hardened star hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	upside-down energetic star buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
663	star throwing star	0		
664	tumbling upside-down star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	purple wool flame-wreathed steaming evil of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
667	shaking gray castle map	0		
668	savvy spiked femur	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
669	tasty pulsating ghuol guolash	4	awesome	
670	ribald lihc face	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	gravedigger's grave robbing shovel of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10
672	flavorless special ghostly cranberries	3	decent	Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 50
673	artisanal purple vodka and cranberry	4	EPIC	
674	mediocre whiskey	4	decent	
675	lightning-fast skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Initiative: +40
676	shaking skewed fuchsia dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	badass belt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
678	upside-down chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	irresponsibly strong lousy roll in the hay	8	decent	
680	drinkable ghostly slap and tickle	3	good	
681	practically non-alcoholic smooth twirling slip 'n' slide	1	awesome	
682	aged a sump'm sump'm	3	awesome	
683	lousy horizontal tango	3	decent	
684	spirit-forward tolerable pink pony	5	good	
685	hardy Mr. Shirt of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40
686	spinning knuckles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
687	energized wet pulsating blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 38
688	brainy pixel hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	careful pixel pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	mirror skewed toasty pixel sword	0		Hot Damage: +5
691	wobbly mirror digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	forbidden harem girl t-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
694	rosewater-soaked Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3
696	frightening frilly shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5
697	clever soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20
698	tumbling fireproof loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +3
699	vibrating pirate shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
700	upside-down filthy hippy poncho of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
701	floral print shirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
702	stanky coconut bikini top	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
703	pulsating yellow goth kid t-shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
704	hamethyst	0		
705	huge baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	healthy hamethyst earring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
712	blinking double-paned hardy wicked hamethyst necklace	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
713	cyan ruddy banded hamethyst bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
714	toasty cool hamethyst ring of the empath	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
715	Herculean baconstone earring of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
716	hardy baconstone pendant of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
717	vibrating stylish baconstone bracelet	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
718	narrow greedy resourceful steel-toed baconstone ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
719	inspector's dog trainer's porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15
720	tumbling crafty Da Vinci's porquoise necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
721	maroon porquoise bracelet of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
722	purple banded razor-sharp porquoise ring of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
723	spoiled Knoll mushroom	4	crappy	
724	spoiled thick mushroom	5	crappy	
725	narrow one million meat pancakes	0		
726	twirling asbestos-lined huge mirror shard	0		Hot Resistance: +5
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	blurry fish hose	0		
732	gray hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	smelly mansplainer's Newton's makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	easter egg balloon of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	wobbly tumbling stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	cyan tambourine bells	0		
740	skewed cyan flame-wreathed tambourine	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
741	broken skull	0		
742	flavorless enchanted snack-sized Knoll shroomkabob	2	decent	Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 10
743	bland mushroom	3	decent	
744	moist denatured hair spray	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 64
746	spinning huge stat script	0		
747	pulsating Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	wobbly gourd potion	0		
749	rotten huge warm mushroom	7	crappy	
750	decent ghostly mushroom quesadilla	3	good	
751	adequate bite-sized cool mushroom	1	good	
752	flavorless cool mushroom casserole	3	decent	
753	yummy pointy mushroom	3	awesome	
754	adequate half-sized mirror cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	good	
755	flavorless jumbo narrow mushroom	5	decent	
756	stale mushroom	4	decent	
757	spoiled mushroom	3	crappy	
758	spoiled shaking ghost cucumber	3	crappy	
759	dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	mirror brine	0		
762	smooth especially salty dog	3	awesome	
763	shaking ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	stale spectral pickle	3	decent	
765	maroon briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	activated quadruple-wet skewed bouncing cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 59
768	skewed rock-hard spork	0		Damage Reduction: 5
769	medical-grade voodoo doll	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
770	maroon nasty razor-sharp basic meat fez	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	huge executive foon	0		Meat Drop: +40
773	mansplainer's chaotic basic meat spork	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
774	pulsating electrified strapping basic meat foon	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	shaking vibrating kneecapping stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
777	forbidden iron pasta spoon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
778	friendly support cummerbund	0		Familiar Weight: +3
779	pulsating Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	huge scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	denatured mafia aria	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 57
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	hand-crafted Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	massive flavorless strawberry	6	decent	
787	bad bottle of rum	3	decent	
788	watered-down lousy strawberry daiquiri	2	decent	
789	perfectly mixed triple-distilled ghostly rum and cola	6	EPIC	
790	watered-down perfectly mixed grog	2	EPIC	
791	gray Sherlock's Jack Frost's Mafia bow tie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	Golden Mr. Accessory of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only
793	pressed enhanced oil of stability	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 46
794	unsweetened pickled narrow olive oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 14
795	artisanal spirit-forward Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	chilly experienced cement shoes of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	drinkable fancy blurry rockin' wagon	4	good	Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 45
798	drinkable ghostly ocean motion	4	good	
799	bad fuzzbump	3	decent	
800	snack-sized bland poutine	2	decent	
801	moldy Knob stir-fry	4	crappy	
804	flavorless big Knoll stir-fry	5	decent	
805	flavorless stir-fry	3	decent	
806	massive moldy asparagus stir-fry	9	crappy	
807	miniature moldy spinning olive stir-fry	2	crappy	
808	flavorless Knob sausage stir-fry	3	decent	
809	spoiled bat wing stir-fry	4	crappy	
810	adequate rat appendix stir-fry	3	good	
811	moldy miniature tofu stir-fry	2	crappy	
812	miniature toothsome pr0n stir-fry	2	awesome	
813	huge moldy Knob shells	7	crappy	
814	super-sized flavorless bätzle	5	decent	
815	massive normal bouncing teal ratini	8	good	
816	bland snack-sized Knob stroganoff	2	decent	
817	normal menudo ravioli	4	good	
818	plus sign	0		
819	twirling milky potion	0		
820	huge swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	blurry smoky potion	0		
823	twirling cloudy potion	0		
824	lime green effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	jittery baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	super-sized stale ghostly royal jelly	5	decent	
831	maroon small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	red steel-toed vorpal blade	0		Damage Reduction: 9
834	auspicious Van der Graaf cornuthaum	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	ghostly ring of aggravate monster of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
836	adequate mind flayer corpse	3	good	
837	perfectly mixed Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	electrified hardy Mafia stogie	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	lousy twirling Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	nippy Mafia violin case of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	weak acceptable huge tomato daiquiri	2	good	
842	artisanal beertini	4	EPIC	
843	watered-down artisanal skewed salty slug	2	EPIC	
844	drinkable ghostly papaya slung	3	good	
845	hale MAHI fez	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	cyan heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	upside-down prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	red blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	pulsating skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	warmed pine tar	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 60
869	twirling forest tears	0		
870	wizardly fetus-smashing club	0		Mysticality: +25
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	squat Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	flame-wreathed Da Vinci's crazy bastard sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
876	teal huge twirling blurry educational incredibly dense meat gem of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +60
877	teal arcane researcher's Talisman of Baio	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
878	fuchsia hypnodisk of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
879	altered twirling bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 35
880	disbelief suspenders of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
881	ghostly supportive bra	0		Item Drop: +5
882	wobbly Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maroon maple syrup	1	decent	
884	auspicious los chinos	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	ribald axe	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
886	leaflet	0		
887	gray jittery leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	wobbly Jim Carey's balaclava	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	moldy balaclava baklava	3	crappy	
891	squat clever Warehouse 23 bling	0		Maximum MP: +20
892	greasy bugbear-smiting sword of the ox of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
893	perfectly mixed lumbering jack	3	EPIC	
894	maroon Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	ghostly steel-toed Ms. Accessory	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only
896	auspicious fortified Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	narrow espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	jittery 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	boozy mediocre Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	flame-retardant savvy wizardly school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	ionized diffused Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 26
906	boiled moist skewed Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 44
907	concentrated skewed Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 38
908	oxidized adjusted Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 48
909	ionized double-Vulcanized jittery Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 11
910	rotten dwarf bread	3	crappy	
911	ionized quadruple-alkaline Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 47
912	anodized pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 24
913	non-modified oxidized deionized wobbly kobold	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 66
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	mirror yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	cyan hardened educational intergalactic pom poms	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	mansplainer's Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	wobbly Radio Free Pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	executive Radio Free Foil	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	enchanted adequate skewed radio button candy	3	good	Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 5
922	huge ghostly mirror grievous severed rocking horse head	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
923	blinking broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	improved ghostly Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 13
927	mediocre Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	tumbling experienced fuzzy bracelets	0		Experience: +2
929	arse-shooting crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
931	hand-crafted huge spiced rum	3	EPIC	
932	tolerable eggnog	4	good	
933	miniature toothsome huge candy cane	2	awesome	
934	special diet spoiled gingerbread bugbear	1	crappy	Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 35
935	groovy imitation nice watch	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	plastic sword of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	huge small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	ghostly bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	blurry Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	lightning-fast bowler	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	banded bow staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	perfumed bowlegged pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	aged weak martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	hand-crafted watered-down grogtini	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	acceptable mirror cherry bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	cyan shaking skewed extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	fuchsia energetic veiny hockey mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	upside-down penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	forbidden fez of etymology	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	miniature stale lime green carob chunk noodles	2	decent	
957	huge adequate chorizo brownies	10	good	
958	tasty mirror chocolate and tomato pizza	4	awesome	
959	pulsating olive flange	0		
960	wobbly huge clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	fuchsia nasty plastic seal clubber of terror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
964	ghostly mansplainer's smooth plastic turtle tamer	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15
965	medical-grade thinker's plastic pastamancer	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
966	wizardly plastic sauceror of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
967	narrow arcane researcher's plastic disco bandit of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
968	censurious beefy plastic accordion thief	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
969	ghostly medical-grade plastic mosquito	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
970	dangerous plastic leprechaun	0		Weapon Damage: +10
971	smooth plastic levitating potato	0		Moxie: +15
972	plastic angry goat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
973	greedy plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Meat Drop: +20
974	Jim Carey's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Monster Level: +25
975	lime green bouncing nasty plastic pirate skeleton	0		Stench Damage: +5
976	up-at-dawn plastic barrrnacle	0		Adventures: +5
977	plastic howling balloon monkey of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
978	zippy plastic stab bat	0		Initiative: +20
979	zippy plastic grue	0		Initiative: +20
980	personal trainer's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
981	twirling sage plastic ghuol whelp	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
982	double-paned plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Cold Resistance: +5
983	dog trainer's plastic cocoabo	0		Experience (familiar): +1
984	fuchsia groovy plastic star starfish	0		Moxie Percent: +10
985	clever plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Maximum MP: +20
986	prompt plastic killer bee	0		Adventures: +3
987	squat dog trainer's plastic Cheshire bat	0		Experience (familiar): +1
988	wicked plastic coffee pixie	0		Spell Damage: +5
989	rock-hard plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
990	plastic hermit of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
991	skewed scorching dog trainer's plastic Boris of the early riser	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
992	narrow blinking fireproof smelly plastic Jarlsberg of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
993	manspreader's plastic Sneaky Pete of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Monster Level: -5, Spooky Resistance: +5
994	purple knitted plastic Susie	0		Cold Resistance: +3
995	fancy moldy Lucky Surprise Egg	3	crappy	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 30
998	twirling maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	maroon dangerous Xlyinia's notebook	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1003	soda water	0		
1004	hand-crafted bottle of tequila	4	EPIC	
1005	tolerable upside-down mirror boxed wine	3	good	
1006	moldy cherry	3	crappy	
1007	yellow forbidden coconut shell	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	huge fuchsia ice cubes of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1009	enchanted acceptable weak vodka martini	2	good	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 25
1010	special acceptable whiskey and soda	3	good	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 5
1011	perfectly mixed monkey wrench	3	EPIC	
1012	artisanal tequila sunrise	4	EPIC	
1013	perfectly mixed twirling margarita	4	EPIC	
1014	lousy watered-down strawberry wine	2	decent	
1015	tolerable wine spritzer	3	good	
1016	special hand-crafted perpendicular hula	3	EPIC	Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 40
1017	drinkable practically non-alcoholic ducha de oro	1	good	
1018	smooth calle de miel	4	awesome	
1019	perfectly mixed extra-dry dry vodka martini	5	EPIC	
1020	hand-crafted old-fashioned	3	EPIC	
1021	aged tequila with training wheels	3	awesome	
1022	aged sangria	4	awesome	
1023	acceptable blurry vesper	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	tolerable bodyslam	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	weak delicious sangria del diablo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	spinning Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	red mirror crafty hippo whip	0		Maximum MP: +10
1030	pulsating grievous penguin whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1031	yak whip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1032	gnauga hide whip of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1033	tumbling gnauga hide	0		
1034	wobbly mansplainer's hippo skin buckler	0		Monster Level: +15
1035	penguin skin buckler of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1036	gray knitted yakskin buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1037	manspreader's gnauga hide buckler	0		Monster Level: +10
1038	aerosolized Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 15
1040	twirling Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	aged wobbly huge beer	4	awesome	
1042	smartaleck's string of beads	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1043	electrified string of beads	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1044	spinning zippy string of beads	0		Initiative: +20
1045	gray razor-sharp plastic bottle opener	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1046	skewed jittery aromatic ruddy traffic cone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	weak drinkable N. O. Beer	2	good	
1048	pickled oyster egg	1		
1049	denatured upside-down oyster egg	1		
1050	boiled spinning oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	compressed tumbling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 10
1053	denatured yellow oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
1054	powdered oyster egg	1		
1055	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	compressed lime green puce oyster egg	1		
1057	powdered pulsating puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 40
1058	denatured green tumbling puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 5
1059	purple puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	modified mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 40
1061	vaporized squat jittery mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	distilled mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	powdered tumbling oyster egg	1		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 15
1065	twisted oyster egg	1		
1066	diluted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
1067	cyan plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	vaporized twirling oyster egg	1		
1069	boiled yellow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 50
1070	distilled skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 40
1071	wobbly plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	distilled shaking red off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	mixed lime green off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	boiled bouncing off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 20
1075	shaking off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	powdered teal squat oyster egg	1		
1077	altered bouncing oyster egg	1		
1078	powdered bouncing purple oyster egg	1		
1079	gray plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	blurry oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	cyan rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	cyan clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	shaking clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	pulsating clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	olive deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	clockwork hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	supercharged clockwork trench coat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1099	Tesla clockwork pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	narrow gnauga hide chaps of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	jittery unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	gray ghostly clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	cyan clockwork maid	0		
1114	tumbling tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	spinning Van der Graaf groovy Stupid University Diploma of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	tumbling pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	narrow pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	skewed spinning inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	rosy-cheeked halfberd	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1124	red small glove	0		
1125	wobbly greedy frosty glove of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1126	toothpick of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1127	twirling padded ninja sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	upside-down manspreader's sequined fez	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	red blank card	0		
1131	upside-down beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	wobbly Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	MacGyver's star shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100
1134	blurry bouncing upside-down cosmetics bag	0		
1135	moist eyeliner	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 21
1136	vacuum-sealed super-flattened mirror lipstick	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 46
1137	jittery Oprah's bicycle chain of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	triple-distilled perfectly mixed wobbly mushroom wine	7	EPIC	
1140	watered-down lousy icy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1141	fancy drinkable triple-distilled mushroom wine	8	good	Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 50
1142	mediocre blurry pointy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1143	acceptable flat mushroom wine	4	good	
1144	smooth cool mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1145	tolerable blinking knob mushroom wine	3	good	
1146	bad tumbling knoll mushroom wine	3	decent	
1147	acceptable triple-distilled gray mushroom wine	8	good	
1148	weak drinkable shot of flower schnapps	2	good	
1149	normal tiny flower petal pie	1	good	
1150	mediocre bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4	decent	
1151	ghostly toasty thinker's discarded plastic fork	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +5
1152	lime green gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	spoiled Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4	crappy	
1154	dried blurry Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	crappy	Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 30
1155	fuchsia letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	hardened wholeberd	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1158	alkaline jittery blinking Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 53
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	irate sombrero of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	electrified electrified handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 21
1163	improved Vulcanized marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 56
1164	shaking poultrygeist	0		
1165	maroon spinning hovering sombrero	0		
1166	tumbling spinning maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	fuchsia less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	tumbling coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	bouncing linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	twirling potted cactus	0		
1179	jittery daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	olive Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	blue exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	huge gilded lily	0		
1187	narrow deadly nightshade	0		
1188	skewed lotus	0		
1189	fuchsia can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	maroon squat zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	shaking apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	blurry yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	tasty big mugcake	5	awesome	
1201	rotten half-sized green urinal cake	2	crappy	
1202	rotten Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	crappy	
1203	spoiled shaking red personalized birthday cake	3	crappy	
1204	spoiled pulsating three-tiered wedding cake	3	crappy	
1205	tasty wobbly babycakes	4	awesome	
1206	rotten velvet cake	3	crappy	
1207	normal huge wobbly congratulatory cake	3	good	
1208	flavorless angel-food cake	3	decent	
1209	normal devil's-food cake	3	good	
1210	miniature decent birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2	good	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	jittery balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	wobbly Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	squat thought balloon	0		
1218	yellow rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1221	skewed balloon	0		
1222	forbidden Mr. Eh?	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only
1224	ghostly Jim Carey's studded smartaleck's steel shillelagh	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25
1225	scandalous Tesla steel skullcap of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	nippy steel-toed occult steel solitaire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
1227	lightning-fast steel scarf of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
1228	squat Herculean slick steel slacks of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	zippy frightening experienced steel suspenders	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1230	flame-retardant frosty Sinatra's pikestaff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1231	nippy Rosewater's pith helmet of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	foul-smelling Lo Pan's MacGyver's pocketwatch	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
1233	ghostly zippy chaotic pinky ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1234	pants of the brute of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	brawny pendant of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	lightning-fast boxer's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	gray glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	skewed iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	spinning limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	asbestos-lined Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1245	perfumed Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1246	curative groovy rib of the Bonerdagon of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	frightening Bonerdagon necklace of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
1249	Boss Bat britches of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	perfumed sinister Boss Bat bling	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
1251	spoiled Knob shroomkabob	3	crappy	
1252	bland cyan blurry pulsating shroomkabob	3	decent	
1253	spinning pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	adequate blinking jumping bean burrito	4	good	
1255	flavorless jumping bean burrito	4	decent	
1256	rotten wobbly insanely jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1257	delicious shaking rat scrapple	4	awesome	
1258	ghostly shaking pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	bouncing Oprah's supercool traffic cone	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	denatured bouncing Hatorade	1		
1262	blurry nippy occult off-hand balloon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	huge box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	yummy special gloomy mushroom	3	awesome	Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 25
1267	olive dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	shaking ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	blinking aluminum wand	0		
1272	olive marble wand	0		
1273	nippy magic lamp	0		Cold Damage: +10
1274	modified Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	electrified basic meat skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	mediocre huge Otorian Battle Scar	3	decent	
1277	Van der Graaf basic meat kilt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	meat skirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	ghostly meat kilt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	mirror smelly penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	shaking slick penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	spinning yakskin skirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	greedy yakskin kilt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	Samson's hippopotamus skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	flame-retardant hippopotamus kilt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	smelly furry skirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	nasty furry kilt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	wobbly gnauga hide skirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	Socratic gnauga hide kilt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	unsweetened enhanced wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 33
1291	purple double-paned Jekyllin hide belt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	greedy ring of adornment	0		Meat Drop: +20
1294	wicked ring of increase damage of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5
1295	double-paned ring of gain strength	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1296	tumbling Samson's ring of resistance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1297	ring of fire resistance of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1298	healthy ring of conflict	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
1299	family-friendly pirate hook	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1300	green monster bait of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
1301	deionized double-diffused shaking deodorant	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 54
1302	ionized lime green reodorant	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 32
1303	skewed Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	purple doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	shaking makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	traffic cone of the wise owl of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	bouncing maroon lard-coated Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1313	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	knitted rose-colored glasses	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1316	blurry facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	skewed blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	lime green plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	decent upside-down bouncing questionable taco	4	good	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	huge time helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	shaking cyan friendly time trousers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	blue brainy time sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	green smooth Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	squat Lo Pan's Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1328	blurry Oprah's Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	red Dyspepsi-Cola shield of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1330	mirror gravedigger's Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	Cloaca-Cola helmet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	tumbling Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	upside-down Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	twirling Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	jittery spinning Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	personal trainer's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
1342	narrow picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	diffused pressed Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 12
1345	warmed magnetized spinning Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	triple-unsweetened skewed Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 47
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	lime green jittery 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	pinky ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
1352	practically non-alcoholic bad gray redrum	1	decent	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	ghostly pile of pebbles	0		
1355	rotten blue bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	crappy	
1356	bouncing ghostly bunny liver	0		
1357	lousy Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	decent	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	skewed ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	bouncing ghostly groovy disembodied smile	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
1362	purple blinking sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	decent tumbling upside-down tofurkey leg	4	good	
1366	tiny rotten huge tofurkey gravy	1	crappy	
1367	spoiled herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
1368	moldy can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	crappy	
1369	special rotten super-sized yams	5	crappy	Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 10
1370	rhinestone cowboy shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1371	savvy gingham blouse	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1372	slick souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Moxie: +10
1373	blurry sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	skewed Van der Graaf plastic Crimbo wreath	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	padded plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	studded plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	sharpshooter's plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	warmed adjusted adjusted chocolate	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	fuchsia googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	olive felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	spinning toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	narrow top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	jittery pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	pulsating teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	Sherlock's thinker's duck-on-a-string	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	mirror toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	twirling doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	asbestos-lined toy train	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	marionette of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	cyan wobbly sock monkey of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	scandalous rag doll	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	resourceful can of fake snow	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	shaking chaotic colored-light "necklace"	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	tiny normal wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	moldy jittery bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	flavorless tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	Unionize The Elves sign of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	electrified snowcone	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	flattened snowcone	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	enhanced wet snowcone	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	wet snowcone	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	modified lime green snowcone	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	cold-filtered snowcone	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	jittery Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	blinking careful traffic cone of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	jittery Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	ghostly Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	fuchsia lard-coated ice sickle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	ice baby of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	friendly ice pick	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	fuchsia up-at-dawn Rosewater's ice skates	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	stale grue egg omelette	3	decent	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	narrow pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	twirling mirror pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	bland mushroom	4	decent	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	squat pulsating fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	polarized enhanced maroon twinkly powder	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 66
1439	altered hot powder	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 34
1440	flattened powder	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 67
1441	quantum powder	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 36
1442	chilled stench powder	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 57
1443	galvanized deionized narrow shaking sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 19
1444	enhanced unsweetened jittery twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 34
1445	tarnished improved purple hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 22
1446	polarized nuggets	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 29
1447	pickled quadruple-polymerized enhanced purple nuggets	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 56
1448	dry Vulcanized jittery stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 15
1449	ionized irradiated blurry sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 14
1450	twisted blinking twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 5
1451	denatured blinking hot wad	1		
1452	dehydrated wad	1		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
1453	distilled pulsating wad	1		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 5
1454	twisted pulsating stench wad	1		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
1455	boiled upside-down olive pulsating sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	skewed Goth Giant	0		
1458	delicious Valentine's Day cake	3	awesome	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	blinking squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	twirling sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	mirror 25-meat staff	0		
1468	squat two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	jittery bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	huge slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	squat sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	tumbling chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	green paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	purple ruddy baleful rabbit's foot	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1486	narrow massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	upside-down prompt chopsticks of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +3
1491	MacGyver's rice bowl	0		Maximum MP: +100
1492	dangerous ninja mop	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1493	Usain Bolt's boxer's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
1494	boiled extra-wet blue sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	crafty supercool traffic cone	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	perfectly mixed watered-down gloomy mushroom wine	2	super EPIC	
1497	bad enchanted mushroom wine	4	decent	Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	pressed skewed explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	huge clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	triple-Vulcanized diffused snowcone	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	aged calle de miel with a fly in it	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	drinkable twirling rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	tolerable perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	hand-crafted fancy slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bouncing bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	spinning miser's fake hand	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	altered blue Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	vaporized Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	altered shaking Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 5
1515	boiled narrow blinking fuchsia Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	skewed jittery vampire heart	0		
1519	narrow Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	upside-down Jack Frost's electrified Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	tumbling Newton's Radio Free Jersey of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +7
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	shaking purple pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	narrow diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	cyan flame-wreathed energetic corkscrew	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	Herculean grass skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	frosty grass hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	Van der Graaf grass blade	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	shaking sparkly engagement ring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	skewed pulsating zippy hardened Grimacite goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	Grimacite glaive of chilblains of doom	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	banded Grimacite greaves of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	quilted thinker's Grimacite garter	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	spinning grievous Rosewater's Grimacite galoshes	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	jittery frosty nippy Grimacite gorget	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	cyan Grimacite guayabera of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	wool savvy Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
1548	dog trainer's deadly Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1
1549	MSG	0		
1550	spinning vibrating second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
1551	hand-crafted shaking bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	lousy red bottle of Definit	3	decent	
1553	drinkable bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	good	
1554	artisanal practically non-alcoholic bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1	EPIC	
1555	acceptable bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	good	
1556	mediocre boxed champagne	3	decent	
1557	stale kumquat	3	decent	
1558	flavorless wobbly tangerine	4	decent	
1559	teal tonic water	0		
1560	moldy spinning cocktail onion	3	crappy	
1561	normal special small blurry raspberry	2	good	Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 25
1562	bland diet kiwi	1	decent	
1563	drinkable twirling whiskey bittersweet	3	good	
1564	hand-crafted special triple-distilled mimosette	10	EPIC	Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 5
1565	bad tequila sunset	4	decent	
1566	bad practically non-alcoholic zmobie	1	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	acceptable gin and tonic	3	good	
1568	watered-down hand-crafted enchanted vodka and tonic	2	EPIC	Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 30
1569	lousy mirror vodka gibson	4	decent	
1570	perfectly mixed gibson	3	EPIC	
1571	bad blue parisian cathouse	4	decent	
1572	mediocre weak rabbit punch	2	decent	
1573	weak delicious caipifruta	2	awesome	
1574	extra-dry lousy twirling teqiwila	5	decent	
1575	acceptable Divine	3	good	
1576	hand-crafted Gordon Bennett	3	EPIC	
1577	tolerable special tangarita	4	good	Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 45
1578	delicious mandarina colada	4	awesome	
1579	practically non-alcoholic drinkable gimlet	1	good	
1580	irresponsibly strong mediocre brick road	6	decent	
1581	mediocre practically non-alcoholic squat vodka stratocaster	1	decent	
1582	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Neuromancer	1	good	
1583	boozy delicious prussian cathouse	5	awesome	
1584	lousy distilled Mae West	5	decent	
1585	artisanal Mon Tiki	4	EPIC	
1586	perfectly mixed teqiwila slammer	4	EPIC	
1587	adequate olive Knob lo mein	3	good	
1588	fancy adequate asparagus lo mein	3	good	Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 30
1589	small normal Knoll lo mein	2	good	
1590	delicious diet lo mein	1	awesome	
1591	normal diet yellow olive lo mein	1	good	
1592	normal hot hi mein	3	good	
1593	rotten miniature hi mein	2	crappy	
1594	adequate huge hi mein	7	good	
1595	flavorless shaking hi mein	4	decent	
1596	decent special red sleazy hi mein	3	good	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 45
1597	jittery Junior LAAAAME merit badge of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	Senior LAAAAME merit badge of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	skewed jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	artisanal fuchsia tangarita with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1601	high-proof mediocre mandarina colada with a fly in it	9	decent	
1602	drinkable distilled prussian cathouse with a fly in it	5	good	
1603	perfectly mixed gray Mae West with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1604	pickled blurry shaking astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	pickled green blurry ultimate wad	1		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 5
1607	wet colloidal twirling libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 21
1608	cold-filtered oxidized eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 40
1609	super-Vulcanized perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 49
1610	super-dry boiled eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 61
1611	wet flattened potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 44
1612	Vulcanized red ghostly concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 36
1613	coffin lid of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1614	ribald satin shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1615	thinker's Cerebral Cloche	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	rosewater-soaked Cerebral Culottes	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	flame-retardant curative forbidden Cerebral Crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	blinking munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	olive homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	nitrogenated astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	pulsating badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	nitrogenated irradiated blurry squat blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	triple-enhanced green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	improved adjusted jittery orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	tarnished blurry purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	triple-alkaline pressed twirling gray pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	wobbly raspberry beret of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	lime green ribald pixel shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	ghostly Spanish fly	0		
1634	perfectly mixed twirling shaking around the world	3	EPIC	
1635	spinning scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	double-corrupted extra-irradiated anodized mirror lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 39
1638	altered olive skewed lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 49
1639	concentrated lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 23
1640	galvanized ionized upside-down lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 38
1641	non-dry warmed blinking lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 44
1642	lousy squat Grimacite Bock	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	massive adequate narrow wedge of gray cheese	9	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	skewed mirror sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	maroon brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	moldy red foie gras	3	crappy	
1652	moist candy brain	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	shaking Jack Frost's ruddy forbidden jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	sinister wad of Crovacite of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1655	smooth collar of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	blurry bouncing Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	ghostly strapping Radio KoL Keychain	0		Muscle: +5
1662	skewed banded Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1663	blurry Radio KoL Flashlight of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1664	smooth Radio KoL Maracas	0		Moxie: +15
1665	cyan weightlifter's Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Muscle: +15
1666	pulsating bouncing asbestos-lined Radio KoL Patch	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1667	gravedigger's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1668	auspicious star boomerang	0		Item Drop: +10
1669	tumbling smelly star stiletto	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	green shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	zippy extremely unsafe grave robbing shovel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +20
1674	coward's superhero mask	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	ghostly blinking pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	forbidden educational sword	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50
1680	beefy staff of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
1681	electrified bubblewrap sword of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1682	veiny dance instructor's bubblewrap staff	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +10
1683	spinning Samson's bubblewrap crossbow of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1684	shaking smelly styrofoam sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1685	spinning personal trainer's styrofoam staff of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1686	reassuring knitted styrofoam crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	fortified crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20
1689	jittery spinning manspreader's ribbon	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	lard-coated frightening discarded bottlecap	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	energetic discarded torn-up glove of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	quantum improved salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 28
1693	concentrated wet huge lime green eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 31
1694	pickled cold-filtered non-frozen squat Frogade	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 19
1695	polymerized pulsating papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 43
1696	decent low-calorie bouncing royal jelly taco	1	good	
1697	thick moldy tofu taco	5	crappy	
1698	flavorless half-sized olive mirror pulsating jumping bean taco	2	decent	
1699	spoiled tiny catgut taco	1	crappy	
1700	half-sized adequate goat cheese taco	2	good	
1701	delicious super-sized pr0n taco	5	awesome	
1702	colloidal oxidized alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 27
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	scandalous frightening sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
1707	tumbling zippy family-friendly scandalous flypaper staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
1708	executive careful grease gun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +40
1709	huge frosty arcane researcher's sword of static of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1710	banded supercool wiffle-flail of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100
1711	Socratic bubble bauble bow of terror of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
1712	blinking wholesome Sinatra's strapping Frost™ brand sword	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1713	deadly squeaky staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15
1714	asbestos-lined curative brainy can cannon	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1715	careful starchy sword	0		Monster Level: -10
1716	skewed fireproof starchy staff	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1717	upside-down double-paned starchy crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1718	zippy Jeselnik's pestoblade	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
1719	fuchsia frosty poutine pole of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1720	personal trainer's curdflinger of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1721	extremely unsafe muculent machete of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1722	Usain Bolt's glistening staff of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
1723	repeating crossbow of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	twirling sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	blue sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	ribald dense meat sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1729	twirling shellacked dense meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1730	fuchsia dense meat crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1731	bouncing perfumed smooth slick Spirit Precipice	0		Moxie: 25, Stench Resistance: +5
1732	wobbly friendly cool beefy smoldering staff	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3
1733	rosy-cheeked wholesome hot cross bow of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Candy Drop: +100
1734	banded sword behind inappropriate prepositions of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Alters Page Text
1735	lard-coated Socratic meatspout staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1736	shaking double-paned sinister sage carob cannon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
1737	up-at-dawn Samson's shuddersword of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5
1738	Jim Carey's hairy staff of the sewer of horror	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1739	blinking supercharged razor-sharp thinker's projectile icemaker	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1740	Jeselnik's horrifying deadly buffalo blade	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
1741	Herculean cheesestick of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +100
1742	maroon hale potato pistol of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1743	blinking nasty savory sword	0		Stench Damage: +5
1744	stanky savory staff	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1745	groovy savory crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1746	friendly coward's Super Magic Power Sword X of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3
1747	blinking therapeutic quilted soylent staff	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1748	tumbling Jim Carey's goulauncher of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	cyan Jeselnik's Gnollish pie server	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1751	wobbly baleful Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Spell Damage: +25
1752	energetic Knob Goblin spatula	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1753	blinking up-at-dawn jack flapper	0		Adventures: +5
1754	blinking boxer's filthy pestle	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1755	Knob Goblin melon baller of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1756	Van der Graaf huge spoon	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1757	rock-hard pizza cutter	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1758	red scorching star spatula	0		Hot Damage: +25
1759	narrow skewed flame-wreathed Tesla foon of fulmination	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1760	mirror executive hale foon of frigidity	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1761	energetic foon of foulness of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1762	padded weightlifter's foon of fearfulness	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20
1763	flame-retardant toasty foon of fleshiness	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
1764	spinning Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	rotten fricasseed brains	3	crappy	
1770	delicious brains casserole	3	awesome	
1771	pulsating butcherknife of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1772	corn holder of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1773	blurry wizardly eggbeater	0		Mysticality: +25
1774	tolerable weak bottle of popskull	2	good	
1775	squat dishrag of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1776	adequate stale baguette	4	good	
1777	lime green leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	rotten pulsating dinner	3	crappy	
1779	ghostly upside-down wholesome katana	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Synergetic
1780	Fonzie's ram stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1781	manspreader's enchantlers	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	padded grievous ram-battering staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20
1783	toothsome thick crazy Turkish delight	5	awesome	
1784	perfumed beefy Snow Queen Crown	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	lime green stanky Van der Graaf dance instructor's ga-ga radio	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1786	upside-down six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	wet wobbly bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 48
1788	spinning unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	ghostly maroon Mob Penguin	0		
1790	acceptable Ram's Face Lager	4	good	
1791	upside-down ram horns	0		
1792	mirror fireproof Sinatra's Herculean Travoltan trousers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	teal personal trainer's pool cue of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1794	quadruple-nitrogenated upside-down handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 26
1795	resourceful Counterclockwise Watch	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	green bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	red animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	blurry pulsating fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	cyan upside-down sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	mirror eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ghostly ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	ghostly lime green tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	blinking eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	jittery twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	shaking first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	teal sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	maroon sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	green first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	pulsating spinning second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	tumbling red third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	squat eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	jittery ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	bouncing tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	maroon left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	skewed left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	maroon right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	ghostly wobbly right eighth rib	0		
1859	shaking jittery right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	jittery huge right twelfth rib	0		
1863	red animal pelvis	0		
1864	squat left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	upside-down right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	squat right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	red right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	squat right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	teal right tibia	0		
1878	wobbly left fibula	0		
1879	pulsating jittery right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	skewed blinking right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	upside-down left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	squat right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	upside-down green left thumb	0		
1891	tumbling right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	blurry spinning left second rear claw	0		
1894	olive left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	spinning right third rear claw	0		
1899	maroon right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	blinking frosty 1-ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1901	cyan squat prompt medical-grade 2-ball	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1902	jittery tumbling cool 3-ball of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15
1903	4-ball of wisdom of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1904	therapeutic sinister 5-ball	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1905	twirling green 6-ball of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1906	7-ball of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1907	green upside-down squat 8-ball	0		
1910	pulsating clockwork sword of the ox of the wise owl of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
1911	lime green MacGyver's occult clockwork staff of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1912	narrow horrifying Lo Pan's clockwork crossbow of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	blinking Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	tumbling coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	cyan bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	energetic wakizashi	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	upside-down KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	spinning Rosewater's greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	huge therapeutic Da Vinci's helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	family-friendly chilly spear	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable
1932	horrifying shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Breakable
1933	gravedigger's pitchfork	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1934	spinning quilted broken sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1935	jittery snarling wolf shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Synergetic
1936	twirling lupine sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Synergetic
1937	fuchsia prompt snake shield	0		Adventures: +3, Synergetic
1938	wizardly serpentine sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	careful occult Newton's 9-ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10
1941	baleful seal pendant of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	Sherlock's Jeselnik's turtle brooch	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	yellow Herculean sage noodle ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	ghostly auspicious Van der Graaf saucepan earring	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	hale disco ball pendant of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	bouncing supercharged dance instructor's accordion pin	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	Sherlock's worn tophat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	hardy tap shoes of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
1949	moldy small lime green Manetwich	2	crappy	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	bad olive bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	decent	
1952	fancy spoiled snack-sized desiccated apricot	2	crappy	Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 15
1953	tolerable flute of flat champagne	4	good	
1954	flavorless dehydrated caviar	4	decent	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	aged snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	awesome	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	squat inkwell	0		
1959	olive tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	warmed Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 19
1963	bouncing blurry dance card	0		
1964	tumbling teal opera mask of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	huge supercharged brawny Amulet of Yendor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	upside-down green plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	MacGyver's slick shrimp fork	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100
1973	jittery half of a memo	0		
1974	maroon huge cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	skewed maroon gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	ghostly MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	ghostly hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	tumbling mind flayer	0		
1987	ghostly undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	gray squat rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	squat right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	squat spinning left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	blinking ghostly pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	spinning stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	skewed Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	twirling The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	mirror skewed Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	spinning Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	huge Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	mirror blue The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	spinning Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	huge jittery diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	blinking club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	adequate cherry pie	3	good	
2021	moldy strawberry pie	4	crappy	
2022	spoiled thick lemon meringue pie	5	crappy	
2023	enchanted Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 45
2024	rotten mixed wildflower greens	3	crappy	
2025	decent handful of walnuts	3	good	
2026	spoiled massive enchanted shaking nutty organic salad	8	crappy	Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 20
2027	decent big shaking upside-down super salad	5	good	
2028	small stale tofu wonton	2	decent	
2029	olive hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	squat grievous Lockenstock™ sandals of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2031	Da Vinci's didgeridooka	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2032	upside-down upside-down Fonzie's bullet-proof corduroys of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	reassuring round sunglasses	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2034	groovy wicker shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2035	pulsating Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	dry magnetized Vulcanized radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 20
2037	double-activated magnetized wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 21
2038	improved ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 45
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	skewed ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	bland blurry brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	decent	
2046	rotten huge frat brats	6	crappy	
2047	normal knob ka-bobs	3	good	
2049	drinkable can of Swiller	3	good	
2050	cyan broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	irradiated activated wobbly adder bladder	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 35
2057	pension check	0		
2058	wobbly picnic basket	0		
2059	unsweetened tumbling skewed maroon Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 57
2060	stanky hale sword	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2061	perfumed helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	wool Da Vinci's shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +1
2063	moldy snack-sized blackberry	2	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	jittery smelly stylish kick-ass kicks	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	upside-down olive tequila grenade	0		
2069	ghostly crafty beer helmet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	hardy strapping distressed denim pants	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	red blurry wholesome perforated battle paddle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2072	shaking hardy veiny flashing novelty button	0		Maximum HP: 60
2073	upside-down perfumed supercharged glowstick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	greasy anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2075	extremely unsafe spandex anniversary shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	Temple Grandin's jar of anniversary jam	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2077	pulsating Socratic bucket of anniversary lard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2078	supercharged anniversary concrete fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	bouncing ruddy grievous makeshift turban	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	upside-down wobbly smooth makeshift cape	0		Moxie: +15
2081	makeshift skirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	squat makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	powdered blinking blue bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 20
2086	denatured spinning bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	vaporized tube of hair oil	1		
2088	warmed dry blurry narrow Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 57
2089	red Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	reassuring vibrating grievous cool pilgrim shield of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	blue bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	hors d'oeuvre tray of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2094	bland miniature ballroom blintz	2	decent	
2095	twirling bouncing towel	0		
2096	boiled guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	ghostly 17-ball of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	blurry coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	tumbling rock	0		
2109	pulsating stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	blinking stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	narrow tooth	0		
2112	green leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	wheel of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	prehistoric spear of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	huge curative weightlifter's fire	0		Muscle: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Grateful Undead T-shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2121	weightlifter's ASCII shirt	0		Muscle: +15
2122	teal rosewater-soaked sizzling safety vest	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
2123	fireproof eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2125	hale Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Maximum HP: +20
2126	huge nippy savvy bronze breastplate	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10
2127	narrow chilly hat hacker T-shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5
2128	maroon vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	pulsating possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	huge shellacked killer rag doll	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	huge tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	family-friendly incredibly marionette	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	purple dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	thinker's mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	Lo Pan's vampire duck-on-a-string of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	studded toy crazy train	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	shaking spinning length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	bouncing toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	ghostly block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	blue blinking evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	bland twirling frank	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	toothsome plate of franks and beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	lousy practically non-alcoholic fuchsia shot of blackberry schnapps	1	decent	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	wobbly carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	lime green logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	blurry computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	mirror green atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	huge blinking ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	narrow hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	rock-hard toy ray gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	beefcake's toy space helmet of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	huge teal MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	veiny astronaut pants of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	blinking shaking baleful toy jet pack	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	olive triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	pulsating rough stone sphere	0		
2178	veiny obsidian dagger	0		Maximum HP: +10
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	olive Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	yellow Harold's hammer	0		
2185	boxer's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2186	wobbly unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	boozy bad flask of peppermint schnapps	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	cyan spinning yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	cyan skewed sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	spoiled half-sized candy stake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	tolerable eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	flavorless miniature unspeakable fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	normal thick gingerbread horror	5	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	activated oxidized but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	spoiled snack-sized bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	tasty miniature huge skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	enchanted stale diet twirling tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	auspicious plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	skewed strapping plastic yuletide troll	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	gravedigger's plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	blue plastic Crimboween pentagram of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	plastic Scream Queen of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	red mansplainer's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	scorching sage bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	teal shaking mirror Crimbo ukulele of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	wholesome Tiki lighter of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	huge Lo Pan's brainy deck of tropical cards	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	vibrating brawny tropical paperweight	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	purple shaking tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	upside-down green tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	arcane researcher's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Tropical Crimbo Shorts of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	fancy yummy super ka-bob	3	awesome	Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 10
2218	rotten jumbo beer basted brat	5	crappy	
2219	skewed Tropical Crimbo Sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	alkaline teal and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	bouncing teal Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	shaking blue Sherlock's studded liar's pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	frosty Temple Grandin's juggler's balls	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	inspector's pink shirt	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	lard-coated Herculean evil eyeball pendant	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	quadruple-liquefied chilled polarized wobbly skewed arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	Vulcanized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	anodized toad horn	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	blinking icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	squat twirling smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	squat Herculean bow tie	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Clowniness: 75
2234	squat squat reassuring calavera concertina	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Song Duration: 7
2235	ghostly reassuring deadly ratarang	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
2236	altered quadruple-flattened diffused turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 12
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	pulsating stylish pygmy nose-bone	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
2239	auspicious boxer's bad voodoo mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	wicked pygmy spear	0		Spell Damage: +5
2242	quadruple-anodized triple-alkaline shaking blinking pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 67
2243	gravedigger's stanky headhunter necktie	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2244	resourceful therapeutic pointed stick	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2245	blurry fireproof knobby helmet turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	resourceful knobby kneepads	0		Maximum MP: +50
2247	ghostly nippy sewer turtle	0		Cold Damage: +10
2248	toasty medical-grade sebaceous shield	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2249	mirror chaotic skeletortoise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	arcane researcher's box turtle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2252	box turtle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2253	therapeutic dangerous bottlecap turtle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2254	teal chaotic crafty Socratic bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	red skewed furry turtle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	tumbling Sherlock's furry earmuffs	0		Item Drop: +25
2257	narrow razor-sharp reinforced furry underpants of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	olive upside-down hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	bland stunt nuts	4	decent	
2265	normal wet stew	3	good	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	ghostly Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2269	miniature bland sausage wonton	2	decent	
2270	pulsating purple wholesome smooth belt	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2271	drinkable cyan bottle of Merlot	4	good	
2272	lousy skewed bottle of Port	3	decent	
2273	perfectly mixed shaking bottle of Pinot Noir	3	EPIC	
2274	bad extra-dry bottle of Zinfandel	5	decent	
2275	artisanal fancy bottle of Marsala	4	EPIC	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 30
2276	watered-down drinkable bottle of Muscat	2	good	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	asbestos-lined seal-skull helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	mirror petrified noodles	0		
2285	shaking gray chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	twirling glowstick of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	cyan vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	bouncing boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	teal squat worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	blinking Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	warmed gray candy heart	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	electrified pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	pickled ionized twirling candy heart	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	liquefied dry denatured candy heart	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized cyan candy heart	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	corrupted skewed candy heart	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	twirling candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	narrow pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	pulsating candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	shaking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	tumbling skewed broken carburetor	0		
2317	olive bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	spinning carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	blue worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	spinning worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	jittery headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	pressed twirling can of paint	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 33
2328	yellow drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	delicious huge Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	awesome	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	gray zippy weightlifter's pipe	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +20
2337	strapping reinforced beaded headband	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	tasty tiny pudding	1	awesome	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	special artisanal skewed jittery Blackfly Chardonnay	4	EPIC	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 45
2340	smooth watered-down & tan	2	awesome	
2341	mirror pepper	0		
2342	huge rotten tumbling shaking forest cake	8	crappy	
2343	enchanted gigantic adequate forest ham	6	good	Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 35
2344	galvanized narrow filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 68
2345	polarized boiled blurry filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 57
2346	cold-filtered deionized filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 39
2347	spinning heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	jittery pulsating superamplified boom box	0		
2352	mansplainer's supercool fire poi	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15
2353	wicked bejeweled pledge pin	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	diffused polymerized double-liquefied ghostly henna face paint	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 50
2356	alkaline double-boiled yellow tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 52
2357	toasty lion tamer's Gaia beads	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5
2358	upside-down pink clay bead	0		
2359	olive clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	smooth hippy medical kit of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2362	veiny Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10
2363	studded dance instructor's longhaired hippy wig	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	olive avaricious Zim Merman's guitar	0		Meat Drop: +30
2365	tumbling energetic C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2366	frightening peel hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	green frightening stylish flowing hippy skirt	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	squat smoke bomb	0		
2372	shaking bunch of bananas	0		
2373	enchanted stale big blinking banana	5	decent	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 20
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	gigantic yummy blue banana cream pie	6	awesome	
2376	weak artisanal banana daiquiri	2	EPIC	
2377	weak perfectly mixed bungle in the jungle	2	super EPIC	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	nitrogenated mirror banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
2380	blinking dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	teal class ring	0		
2383	bouncing class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	purple greasy keg shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2387	mirror Sinatra's finger	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2388	occult war tongs of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2389	skewed Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	gray twirling horrifying asbestos apron	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2391	censurious beaten-up Chucks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2392	up-at-dawn natty ascot	0		Adventures: +5
2393	ghostly personal trainer's groovy wreath of laurels	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	lion tamer's Danglin' Chad's loincloth of chilblains	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	blinking supercool tube sock	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	twirling depantsing bomb	0		
2398	coward's energy drink IV	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2399	tumbling flame-retardant nasty Elmley shades	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	narrow lion tamer's beer bong of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2
2402	red gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	upside-down Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	huge pink bat eye	0		
2408	red spinning worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	blurry billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	ghostly discarded pacifier	0		
2416	manspreader's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	dog trainer's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2418	aromatic bounty-hunting pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	improved squat bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 29
2420	enhanced teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 69
2421	polarized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 55
2422	non-altered boiled unsweetened blurry spinning irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 13
2423	dry improved pulsating Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 31
2424	altered cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 62
2425	tarnished can of spinach	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 68
2426	concentrated wobbly fire flower	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 55
2427	anodized moist freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 58
2428	diffused fake blood	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 62
2429	polarized Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 22
2430	activated bag of lard	0		Effect: "Jalapeño Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 21
2431	altered quantum huge bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 47
2432	aerosolized modified SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 57
2433	ionized bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 54
2434	concentrated eyedrops	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 41
2435	Vulcanized wobbly Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 21
2436	quadruple-warmed flattened huge blurry donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 59
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	squat scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	jittery Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	yellow Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	fuchsia horrifying pink glowstick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	tolerable bouncing Supernova Champagne	3	good	
2445	wobbly Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	narrow goatskin umbrella of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2452	inspector's aromatic wool hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	shaking skewed Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	Rosewater's belt of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2455	narrow fireproof bar whip	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2456	barskin buckler of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2457	careful whip	0		Monster Level: -10
2458	upside-down baleful barskin loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	Lo Pan's tighty whiteys	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	cyan yak toupee of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	huge red Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	spoiled bowl of Bounty-Os	3	crappy	
2465	strong smooth spinning Oreille Divisée brandy	5	awesome	
2466	spinning squat pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	tumbling callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	blue cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	gray empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	blurry Sinatra's smooth clown wig	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	clever clownskin belt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Clowniness: 50
2477	extremely unsafe clownskin buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 50
2478	Usain Bolt's clown whip	0		Initiative: +80, Clowniness: 50
2479	blinking demon skin	0		
2480	demon-horned hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	Herculean demon buckler	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2482	electrified demon whip of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2483	occult barskin cloak	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2484	upside-down hardened Da Vinci's snakeskin duster	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3
2485	huge asbestos-lined medical-grade clownskin harness	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 50
2486	wobbly razor-sharp Herculean demonskin jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2487	Jack Frost's hipposkin poncho	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2488	upside-down hardy yak anorak	0		Maximum HP: +50
2489	miser's tuxedo shirt	0		Meat Drop: +10
2490	steel-toed gnauga hide vest of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	upside-down tropical orchid	0		
2493	ghostly stick of dynamite	0		
2494	rosy-cheeked Necrotelicomnicon of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40
2495	toasty nippy Cookbook of the Damned	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5
2496	beefy strapping Sinful Desires	0		Muscle: 15
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	blue molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	cyan molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	bouncing green necklace chain	0		
2506	huge beach glass bead	0		
2507	tumbling clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	wobbly grievous beach glass necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2509	nasty peace-sign necklace	0		Stench Damage: +5
2510	huge Fonzie's round sunglasses of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	mirror Temple Grandin's smooth spark plug earring	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
2514	lightning-fast vibrating woven baling wire bracelets	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
2515	crafty Sinatra's gearbox necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10
2516	stanky wrench bracelet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2517	ghostly manspreader's wizardly chain necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10
2518	blurry rosewater-soaked sawblade shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2519	fancy perfectly mixed McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	EPIC	Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 15
2520	enchanted perfectly mixed melted Jell-o shot	3	EPIC	Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 10
2521	practically non-alcoholic lousy gray cruelty-free wine	1	decent	
2522	enchanted drinkable watered-down thistle wine	2	good	Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 50
2523	twirling megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	tasty thick fish	5	awesome	
2526	rotten jumbo fish casserole	5	crappy	
2527	stale small fish lasagna	2	decent	
2528	blurry filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	tasty immense gnatloaf	7	awesome	
2530	bland gnatloaf casserole	3	decent	
2531	spoiled small gnat lasagna	2	crappy	
2532	pork	0		
2533	flavorless pork chop sandwiches	3	decent	
2534	adequate jittery skewed pork casserole	4	good	
2535	fancy stale pork lasagna	4	decent	Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 30
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	olive spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	censurious Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	concentrated super-activated blurry fuchsia lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	irradiated tumbling tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	chilled frozen adjusted begpwnia	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	Vulcanized upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	anodized quantum super-nitrogenated mirror half-orchid	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	avaricious tin star of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	prompt experienced outrageous sombrero	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	skewed frightening foul-smelling "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	mirror squat reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	cyan skewed careful rosy-cheeked Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	reassuring wholesome Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	chilly Herculean Chelonian Morningstar	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	wobbly wicked Hammer of Smiting of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	steel-toed 17-alarm Saucepan of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	blinking tumbling up-at-dawn careful healthy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	huge Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	tarnished triple-magnetized ant agonist	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 24
2570	huge mirror ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	spinning ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	cactus quill of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25
2578	fireproof chilly Staff of the Short Order Cook of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
2579	tiny rotten cactus fruit	1	crappy	
2580	censurious scorpion whip of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2581	wobbly ghostly handful of sand	0		
2582	mirror brick of sand	0		
2583	special normal olive centipede eggs	3	good	Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 45
2584	lard-coated wonderwall shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2585	squat Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2586	stanky General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2587	squat Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2588	maroon brainy Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Mysticality: +5
2589	decent miniature hot date	2	good	
2590	acceptable blurry purple distilled fortified wine	3	good	
2591	bland small tasty tart	2	decent	
2592	blurry Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	rotten Knob pasty	3	crappy	
2594	delicious fancy pulsating thermos full of Knob coffee	3	awesome	Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 30
2595	chilled blurry Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 41
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	red mirror leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	spinning greasy Van der Graaf resourceful Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2602	huge vibrating Newton's Staff of Blood and Pudding of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2603	blue smoldering box	0		
2604	Van der Graaf Tuesday's ruby	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Variable
2605	yellow palm frond	0		
2606	blinking palm-frond fan	0		
2607	bouncing foul-smelling palm-frond whip	0		Stench Damage: +10
2608	blue palm-frond net	0		
2609	ruddy palm-frond capris of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	chilly extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	wobbly padded palm-frond cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	maroon upside-down mojo filter	0		
2615	half-sized flavorless blurry savoy truffle	2	decent	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	purple Iiti Kitty phone charm of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	flavorless squat unidentified jerky	3	decent	
2621	bouncing groovy Rosewater's nasty rat mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	smelly Newton's ratskin belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2623	rattail whip of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2624	Jack Frost's steel-toed bat hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	executive bat whip of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40
2626	jittery resourceful hardened bat-ass jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +50
2627	veiny catskin cap of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	gray therapeutic groovy catskin buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2629	miser's tail o' nine cats of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 60
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	extra-Vulcanized gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 42
2632	frozen blinking mother's helper	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 53
2633	pulsating gravedigger's smelly pat-a-cake pendant	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	scorching mummy mask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	Oprah's cool gauze shorts	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	pulsating cherry soda	0		
2640	cyan horrifying mansplainer's greaves	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	extremely unsafe dangerous cowboy hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	rock-hard smooth Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 5
2643	razor-sharp happiness	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2644	ghostly feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	squat flirtatious feather	0		
2649	razor-sharp Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2650	cyan bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	flavorless S.T.L.T.	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	adequate jumbo huge honey-dew	5	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	tolerable irresponsibly strong Xanadian	10	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	warmed pickled bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	narrow Oprah's cool Drowsy Sword	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2657	stale escargotsicle	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	perfectly mixed bottle of realpagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	lard-coated albatross necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	compressed blurry upside-down not-a-pipe	1	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	tolerable weak blinking flask of Amontillado	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	upside-down Lo Pan's ball mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	chaotic Can-Can skirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	denatured adjusted sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	polymerized magnetized bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	quadruple-magnetized corrupted super-nitrogenated blue blinking narrow bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	colloidal spiky collar	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	compressed narrow can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	diluted narrow patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	diluted pulsating Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	tolerable jittery shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	bouncing Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	double-warmed irradiated diffused narrow mirror bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	vaporized pulsating handful of moss	1		
2676	distilled bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	mixed pulsating mirror protein powder	1		
2678	cyan spectre scepter	0		
2679	tarnished mirror sparkler	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 29
2680	non-activated energized snake	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 55, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	liquefied dry purple pulsating M-242	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 21
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	occult brainy armgun	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	jittery stone frisbee	0		
2688	zippy lion tamer's hale dreadlock whip	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +20
2689	ghostly jittery frosty vibrating beer-a-pult	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2690	skewed huge hale Newton's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20
2691	normal handful of nuts and berries	4	good	
2692	huge fireproof driftwood sculpture of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
2693	double-paned Jack Frost's massive sitar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
2694	lard-coated nippy Annie Oakley's stone baseball cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	hand-crafted purple cup of beer	3	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	huge duct tape	0		
2698	pulsating duct tape wallet	0		
2699	greasy duct tape shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2700	lime green electrified Newton's duct tape fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	jittery crafty duct tape sword of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +60
2702	yellow supercharged duct tape dockers of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	blinking smelly duct tape buckler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2704	tumbling shrinking powder	0		
2705	reassuring blackberry slippers of the bloodbag of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2706	mirror Sherlock's supercool blackberry moccasins of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2707	skewed Jim Carey's therapeutic wholesome blackberry combat boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2708	extra-concentrated funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 16
2709	gray exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	oxidized facepaint	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 50
2712	alkaline liquefied bouncing cyan sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 42
2713	alkaline gray Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 12
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	blurry sausage bomb	0		
2716	slick battered hubcap of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Candy Drop: +100
2717	aromatic healthy Fonzie's hood ornament	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	resourceful banded educational hand-carved bokken	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50
2720	nasty wholesome educational hand-carved bow	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
2721	shaking up-at-dawn savvy hand-carved staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
2722	nippy dance instructor's Staff of the Greasefire of the dark arts of courage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
2723	squat shaking Staff of the Grand Flambé of wisdom of chilblains of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2724	adequate bowl of rye sprouts	3	good	
2725	normal cob of corn	3	good	
2726	adequate fancy juniper berries	3	good	Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 30
2727	adequate bite-sized plum	1	good	
2728	moldy snack-sized mirror pear	2	crappy	
2729	diet bland peach	1	decent	
2730	lousy purple plum wine	3	decent	
2731	tolerable shot of pear schnapps	3	good	
2732	artisanal irresponsibly strong twirling shot of peach schnapps	6	EPIC	
2733	rotten blurry bunch of square grapes	4	crappy	
2734	huge flavorless pulsating brown sugar cane	6	decent	
2735	small spoiled bouncing sandwich of the gods	2	crappy	
2736	drinkable Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	good	
2737	twisted wobbly leopard-print barbell	1	awesome	
2738	mirror pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	polarized purple panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 44
2740	fireproof flame-retardant dog trainer's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: 4
2741	acceptable practically non-alcoholic narrow boilermaker	1	good	
2742	moldy steel lasagna	3	quest	
2743	mediocre steel margarita	4	quest	
2744	distilled steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	boiled gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 53
2746	irradiated deionized yellow extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 67
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	rosy-cheeked furniture dolly	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2749	cyan nippy Annie Oakley's Staff of the Grease Trap of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
2750	hardy Uranium Omega of Temperance of courage	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2751	resourceful Lead Zeta of Chastity of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2752	Sherlock's banded Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2753	twirling Tesla savvy Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2754	Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the sewer of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2755	wobbly hardy Iron Beta of Industry of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2756	lard-coated Copper Alpha of Sincerity of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2757	arcane researcher's groovy Red Balloon of Valor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
2758	wicked slick Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2759	shaking weightlifter's Blue Diamond of Honesty of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2760	squat twirling rock-hard Green Clover of Justice	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2761	inspector's educational Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2762	mirror wobbly dog trainer's steel-toed Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2763	stiffened wizardly Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2764	jittery blinking family-friendly knitted MacGyver's Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	stale Crimbo pie	3	decent	
2768	miniature delicious pear tart	2	awesome	
2769	spoiled peach pie	3	crappy	
2770	altered chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 14
2771	corrupted extra-quantum ghostly handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 65
2772	skewed steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	twirling unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	shaking stiffened Sinatra's filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 1
2778	double-paned MacGyver's filigreed hamethyst necklace of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2779	fuchsia hardened filigreed hamethyst ring of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2780	upside-down nippy crafty groovy baconstone earring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2781	maroon mirror up-at-dawn censurious baconstone necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2782	clever boxer's baconstone ring of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2783	dangerous boxer's pulled porquoise earring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10
2784	avaricious family-friendly pulled porquoise pendant	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2785	Jack Frost's arcane researcher's pulled porquoise ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2786	foul-smelling strapping Earring of Fire	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2787	purple manspreader's energetic Pendant of Fire	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2788	Ring of Fire of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2789	Jack Frost's quilted Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2790	blinking olive MacGyver's Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2791	MacGyver's extremely unsafe Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2792	Socratic beefcake's Unspeakable Earring	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2793	skewed dog trainer's sharpshooter's Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2794	flame-retardant The Ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2795	ghostly prompt steel-toed Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2796	jittery coward's steel-toed Putrid Pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2797	scandalous careful Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2798	cyan rosy-cheeked padded Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2799	gray smelly Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip
2800	up-at-dawn educational Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2801	mirror vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	blinking flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	modified vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 32
2805	improved modified vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 22
2806	quadruple-Vulcanized magnetized vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 28
2807	concentrated chilled flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 56
2808	vacuum-sealed flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 26
2809	enhanced super-denatured cyan flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 17
2810	triple-aerosolized vacuum-sealed jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 41
2811	electrified pulsating jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 32
2812	extra-frozen flattened narrow jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
2813	padded grievous Beret	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	experienced Bludgeon of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Brimstone
2815	mirror lightning-fast Bunker of the storm of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Brimstone
2816	blurry prompt greedy miser's Boxers	0		Meat Drop: 30, Adventures: +3, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	horrifying stanky nasty Brooch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	toasty curative Bracelet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	lime green narrow Grimacite gasmask of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	maroon rosewater-soaked wool Grimacite gat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	frightening Grimacite gaiters of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	sharpshooter's resourceful Grimacite gauntlets	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	Grimacite go-go boots of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	rosy-cheeked wholesome Grimacite girdle	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	vibrating Grimacite gown	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	slick cool Staff of the Kitchen Floor of horror	0		Moxie: 15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	mirror digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	moldy digital key lime pie	4	crappy	
2833	rotten narrow star key lime pie	3	crappy	
2834	dog trainer's bottle-rocket crossbow of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	wobbly indie comic hipster glasses of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mirror olive mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	ribald glowstick of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	blurry wholesome Periodical Paintbrush	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only
2840	acceptable bottle of cooking sherry	4	good	
2841	normal packet of ketchup	3	good	
2842	lousy tumbling accidental cider	3	decent	
2843	moldy squat dire fudgesicle	3	crappy	
2844	shaking cyan sizzling navel ring of navel gazing of the cougar of the brazier of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	manspreader's Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Monster Level: +10
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	artisanal bouncing moonberry wine cooler	4	EPIC	
2851	rotten purple fine aged cheddarwurst	3	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	tumbling Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	twirling bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	foul-smelling wizardly huge mosquito proboscis	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +10
2856	enhanced swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 54
2857	vacuum-sealed tarnished tarnished jittery seegar butt	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 39
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	Temple Grandin's occult witch wart	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7
2860	special super-sized yummy swamp muck	5	awesome	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 10
2861	lion tamer's MacGyver's weightlifter's leechknife	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2
2862	narrow decomposed boot	0		
2863	anodized dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 57
2864	mirror stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	yellow sharpshooter's beaver spear of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2866	olive coward's brainy shamanic beads	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20
2867	frightening sharpshooter's dilapidated wizard hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	boiled pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 64
2869	chilled huge pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 46
2870	improved enhanced pirate tract	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 21
2871	ghostly burnt flower	0		
2872	twirling lion tamer's occult plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
2873	scorching dance instructor's plastic Ed the Undying	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25
2874	blinking plastic Lord Spookyraven of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40
2875	plastic Dr. Awkward of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2876	plastic protector spectre of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2877	narrow shaking Da Vinci's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2878	purple arcane researcher's plastic Boss Bat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2879	gravedigger's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2880	plastic Bonerdagon of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2881	blue scandalous plastic The Man	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2882	plastic The Big Wisniewski of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2883	rock-hard plastic Felonia	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2884	quilted plastic Beelzebozo	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2885	fuchsia spinning plastic conservationist hippy of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2886	green hale plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Maximum HP: +20
2887	plastic angry bugbear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2888	olive ghostly personal trainer's plastic anime smiley	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2889	huge wobbly scandalous plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2890	smartaleck's plastic astronomer	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2891	skewed steel-toed plastic beanbat	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2892	ghostly rock-hard plastic blooper	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2893	plastic brainsweeper of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2894	energetic plastic briefcase bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2895	plastic demoninja	0		Item Drop: +5
2896	steel-toed plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2897	blurry shaking supercharged plastic drunk goat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2898	shaking MacGyver's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Maximum MP: +100
2899	scorching plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Hot Damage: +25
2900	Newton's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2902	plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2903	fireproof plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2904	wobbly yellow vibrating plastic Knott Yeti	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2905	plastic lemon-in-the-box of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2906	educational plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Experience: +1
2907	lime green toasty plastic ninja snowman	0		Hot Damage: +5
2908	MacGyver's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Maximum MP: +100
2909	gray squat plastic G Imp of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2910	double-paned plastic goth	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2911	shaking plastic cubist bull of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2912	friendly plastic scary clown	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2913	squat flame-retardant plastic smarmy pirate	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2914	personal trainer's plastic spiny skelelton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2915	twirling plastic Spam Witch of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2916	up-at-dawn plastic vampire	0		Adventures: +5
2917	tumbling plastic taco cat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2918	Jeselnik's plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2919	blinking plastic warwelf of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2920	narrow reassuring plastic whitesnake	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2921	double-paned plastic XXX pr0n	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2922	executive plastic zmobie	0		Meat Drop: +40
2923	jittery avaricious plastic Protagonist	0		Meat Drop: +30
2924	lime green plastic Spunky Princess of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2925	narrow banded plastic topiary golem	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2926	stiffened plastic senile lihc	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2927	bouncing brainy plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Mysticality: +5
2928	tumbling avaricious plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Meat Drop: +30
2929	bouncing bouncing ruddy plastic Trouser Snake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2930	plastic Axe Wound of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2931	gray Van der Graaf plastic Hellion	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2932	medical-grade plastic Black Knight	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2933	mirror careful plastic pair of tweezers	0		Monster Level: -10
2934	tumbling plastic fruit golem of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2935	twirling plastic fluffy bunny of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2936	green castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	squat unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	rotten wobbly Surprise Egg	4	crappy	
2941	non-vacuum-sealed huge Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 65
2942	activated diffused blinking chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 35
2943	adjusted squat blinking teal Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 14
2945	blurry sage party hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	manspreader's fortified V for Vivala mask	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	hand-crafted watered-down bouncing shot of rotgut	2	EPIC	
2949	galvanized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 24
2950	blue Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	mirror Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	miser's chaotic glowstick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	upside-down ruddy tip jar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2955	super-sized stale enchanted yam candy	5	decent	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 35
2956	narrow cocktail napkin	0		
2957	cyan rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	jumbo bland mirror tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5	decent	
2959	rum barrel charrrm bracelet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2960	bland single-serving herbal stuffing	3	decent	
2961	enchanted tasty small packet of tofurkey gravy	2	awesome	Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 20
2962	decent small tofurkey nugget	2	good	
2963	wobbly rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	spinning mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	ghostly Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	non-tarnished enhanced Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 35
2968	electrified ionized enhanced Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65
2969	half-sized bland gray creamsicle	2	decent	
2970	triple-distilled lousy cream stout	7	decent	
2971	nasty curmudgel of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2972	blurry grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	grumpy man charrrm bracelet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	upside-down executive Van der Graaf tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2976	drinkable high-proof green bilge wine	10	good	
2977	red stiffened witty rapier	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2978	sizzling slick yohohoyo	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +10
2979	galvanized vacuum-sealed yellow fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 41
2980	blurry booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	booty chest charrrm bracelet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	Annie Oakley's copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2986	bouncing tongue charrrm	0		
2987	ghostly beefy tongue charrrm bracelet of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2988	maroon bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	fuchsia clingfilm trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	greedy crafty clingfilm cap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	jittery purple clever clingfilm slippers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	delicious blinking vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	awesome	
2994	activated true grit	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
2995	narrow up-at-dawn stiffened buoybottoms of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	mirror sinister grungy flannel shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10
2997	occult Fonzie's grungy bandana	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	grassy cutlass of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2999	blurry Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	jittery Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	Jim Carey's pegleg	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3002	jittery lamé pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	hardened enormous hoop earring	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3004	blue bouncing rosewater-soaked scorching costume sword	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	friendly rainbow pearl earring of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	reassuring rainbow pearl necklace of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	twirling greedy rainbow pearl ring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	upside-down dog trainer's sage Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
3010	sharpshooter's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	pulsating gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	tumbling twirling gilded chest	0		
3019	lime green all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	narrow handful of sawdust	0		
3021	pulsating stone triangle	0		
3022	wobbly medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	bouncing stone pyramid	0		
3025	drinkable corpse on the beach	3	good	
3026	delicious weak spinning corpsetini	2	awesome	
3027	tolerable corpsedriver	3	good	
3028	bad Corpse Island iced tea	4	decent	
3029	hand-crafted weak red-headed corpse	2	EPIC	
3030	fancy perfectly mixed kamicorpse-ee	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 45
3031	triple-distilled drinkable corpsel	9	good	
3032	enchanted distilled acceptable blurry corpsebite	5	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 25
3033	bouncing blinking rosy-cheeked pirate fledges	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	bland blurry pearl onion	4	decent	
3036	flavorless green blinking sea biscuit	4	decent	
3037	perfectly mixed wobbly bottle of rum	3	EPIC	
3038	lousy red bottle of black-label rum	4	decent	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	blinking metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	small normal nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	half-sized flavorless nanite-infested candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	enchanted flavorless mirror fuchsia nanite-infested fruitcake	3	decent	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	lousy nanite-infested eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	aromatic eyepatch	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	stanky cutlass	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3052	breeches of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	quantum candy heart	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	chilled ionized cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	censurious metallic foil cat ears	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	ghostly theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	upside-down toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	fuchsia Sherlock's cyborg doll	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	sinister toy maglev monorail	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	huge toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	green upside-down laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	wobbly silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	narrow polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	marionette collective of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	jittery scandalous borg sock monkey	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	mirror scorching roboduck-on-a-string of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	squat hardened biomechanical crimborg helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	skewed scandalous occult C.B.F.G.	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	spinning narrow rock-hard biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	magnetized vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	handmade hobby horse of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ball-in-a-cup of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	set of jacks of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	gigantic adequate laser-broiled pear	7	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	huge polyalloy shield of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	skewed skewed fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	narrow ghostly ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	blue rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	blurry ghostly gravedigger's vibrating cyborg knife of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	shaking chaotic Van der Graaf immense cyborg hand	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	nippy stiffened Socratic cyborg stompin' boot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	skewed Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	green Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	cyan Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	pulsating Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	purple old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	spinning divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	blinking divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	maroon divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	narrow upside-down divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	oxidized irradiated ghostly fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 12
3125	triple-unsweetened quadruple-adjusted blue piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 52
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	adequate immense blinking roasted marshmallow	6	good	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	spoiled tin cup of mulligan stew	3	crappy	
3132	cyan nippy wicked flamin' bindle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10
3133	Jeselnik's dangerous freezin' bindle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
3134	narrow frightening quilted stinkin' bindle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +5
3135	curative bindle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3136	foul-smelling steel-toed sleazy bindle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +10
3137	Da Vinci's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3138	ghostly Hodgman's whackin' stick of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3139	red razor-sharp Hodgman's imaginary hamster of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	purple panhandle panhandling hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	cup of infinite pencils of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1
3143	executive Sherlock's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	lime green El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	pulsating El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	teal El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	teal El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	huge El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	blinking blinking sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	modified wet warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 23
3160	adjusted extra-enhanced humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 45
3161	wet polarized wobbly El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 46
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	huge broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	anodized galvanized seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 28
3169	decent gigantic turtle soup	7	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	skewed nauseating reagent	0		
3172	perfumed evil paper umbrella	0		Stench Resistance: +5
3173	magnetized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 64
3174	miniature moldy evil boring spaghetti	2	crappy	
3175	spoiled small shaking evil noodles	2	crappy	
3176	small stale green evil noodles	2	decent	
3177	spoiled small pulsating evil painful penne pasta	2	crappy	
3178	normal 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
3179	enchanted flavorless tumbling evil ravioli della hippy	3	decent	Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 10
3180	delicious evil noodles	4	awesome	
3181	tarnished galvanized shaking evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 57
3182	quantum evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 57
3183	concentrated polarized evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 39
3184	irradiated dry super-polarized bouncing evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 11
3185	polymerized frozen wobbly tumbling evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 23
3186	dry oxidized pulsating evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 45
3187	pickled adjusted jittery evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 55
3188	tolerable an evil sump'm sump'm	3	good	
3189	aged evil ducha de oro	4	awesome	
3190	acceptable practically non-alcoholic evil horizontal tango	1	good	
3191	drinkable evil roll in the hay	3	good	
3192	upside-down naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	ghostly lime green origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	jittery nippy origami pasties	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	greedy ribald groovy origami riding crop	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	jittery El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	shaking lump of diamond	0		
3201	upside-down thick padded envelope	0		
3202	reassuring double-paned dance instructor's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	tumbling jittery dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	mirror dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	wobbly laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	tumbling dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	mirror Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	strapping glowstick	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	blinking hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	upside-down upside-down gatorskin umbrella of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bottle of sewage schnapps	1	good	
3226	lousy weak skewed bottle of Ooze-O	2	decent	
3227	gigantic bland C.H.U.M. chum	9	decent	
3228	decent snack-sized special unfortunate dumplings	2	good	Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 30
3229	upside-down decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	ionized moist moist oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 31
3231	reassuring tattered paper crown	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	normal squat vanilla-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	bouncing water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	tumbling Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	blurry pulsating Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	jittery Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	huge Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	ghostly jittery Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	blue Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	blue Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	tumbling auspicious hardy Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	savvy Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	greedy smelly medical-grade Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	chilly pink plastic baby	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	tumbling Frosty's silk hat of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	fuchsia wicked Herculean Frosty's carrot	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	stiffened arcane researcher's Frosty's nailbat of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	brainy Oscus's pelt	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	inspector's careful stylish Wand of Oscus	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	chaotic Oscus's dumpster waders of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	skewed baleful Zombo's skullcap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	tumbling purple padded forbidden Zombo's shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	cyan bouncing curative cool Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	flame-retardant Chester's moustache of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	wobbly wobbly dog trainer's Chester's bag of candy of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	squat therapeutic hale Chester's cutoffs	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	spinning bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	blue bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	upside-down bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	extra-polarized quadruple-cold-filtered handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 23
3269	anodized unsweetened energized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 14
3270	anodized denatured handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 53
3271	yellow crotchety pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	yellow blinking forbidden Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	family-friendly willowy bonnet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	squat Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	therapeutic studded belt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	pulsating bouncing blue personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	stick-on eyebrow piercing of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	decent low-calorie salad	1	good	
3284	greedy C.H.U.M. lantern of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
3285	huge Herculean C.H.U.M. knife	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3286	careful Frosty's snowball sack	0		Monster Level: -10
3287	wobbly quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	blue blurry scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	bouncing twirling secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	maroon adorable seal larva	0		
3293	blurry untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	tumbling unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	jittery pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	bouncing blurry farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	bouncing jalapeño slices	0		
3302	squat stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	pulsating Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	wobbly Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	mirror Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	mirror Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	blurry blue sealskin drum of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	gravedigger's washboard shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	jittery horrifying spaghetti-box banjo	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	spinning narrow educational marinara jug	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	flame-retardant makeshift castanets	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	brawny left-handed melodica	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	distilled bouncing epic wad	1	good	Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 20
3317	family-friendly bottlecap	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3318	perfumed corncob pipe	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3319	Jim Carey's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3320	brainy frayed rope belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	huge lightning-fast quilted mayfly bait necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	teal tumbling Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	lousy practically non-alcoholic mirror jar of fermented pickle juice	1	decent	
3326	pickled gray squat voodoo snuff	1	decent	
3327	immense normal bouncing huge extra-greasy slider	6	good	
3328	spinning chaotic sharpshooter's crumpled felt fedora	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	manspreader's slick battered top-hat	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	resourceful shapeless wide-brimmed hat of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	quilted Herculean mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	ribald hobo dungarees of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	pulsating ghostly aromatic smooth patched suit-pants	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	narrow hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	huge dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	avaricious razor-sharp dead guy's memento	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	spoiled gigantic banquet	8	crappy	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	narrow pulsating very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	pulsating lime green bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	olive filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	mirror comfy coffin	0		
3348	lime green mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	mediocre Ralph IX cognac	4	decent	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	liquefied llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	stale banana-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	brown plastic baby of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	blurry shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	cyan bouncing scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	twirling yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	fuchsia tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	decent small mole molé	2	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	acceptable weak huge Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	concentrated Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	boiled twirling maroon digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	compressed fuchsia glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	modified wobbly maroon glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	denatured bouncing glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	powdered narrow teal glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	modified glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	altered twirling glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	ghostly Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	jittery Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	jittery Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	sizzling stiffened Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10
3381	wobbly thinker's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Mysticality: +10, Thorns: 1
3382	avaricious greasy banded Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
3383	dance instructor's arcane researcher's Chester's sunglasses of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
3384	boxer's Chester's muscle shirt of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20
3385	aromatic Chester's Aquarius medallion of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3386	jittery executive Zombo's shoulder blade of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100
3387	Zombo's skull ring of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	lard-coated forbidden Frosty's arm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3390	frightening therapeutic quilted Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	skewed scandalous Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	bouncing greedy Fonzie's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	teal chaotic wholesome Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	skewed scandalous Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	Hodgman's bow tie of courage of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3398	bad spirit-forward Hodgman's blanket	5	decent	
3399	artisanal weak jar of squeeze	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3400	special stale bowl of fishysoisse	4	decent	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 40
3401	oxidized double-modified deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 41
3402	polymerized blinking concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 15
3403	wobbly bouncing lewd playing card	0		
3404	spinning aromatic Annie Oakley's thinker's deck of lewd playing cards	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
3405	zippy Hodgman's sock	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3406	rosewater-soaked Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3407	shaking Hodgman's almanac of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3409	rosy-cheeked Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3410	Hodgman's detector of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3411	stylish Hodgman's cane	0		Moxie: +25
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	blurry Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	fuchsia hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	flattened sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 56
3423	colloidal irradiated spinning frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 57
3424	concentrated bouncing bouncing fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 33
3425	quadruple-improved oxidized teal garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 46
3426	pressed narrow strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 46
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	extra-boiled Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 29
3430	twirling bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	bouncing cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	lime green spinning spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	spinning perfumed sinister stirring stick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
3436	Jeselnik's shellacked stiffened Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Sleaze Damage: +25
3437	bouncing up-at-dawn resourceful padded Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +5
3438	foul-smelling resourceful baleful Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	dried green skewed prismatic wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	tumbling ghostly club of the five seasons of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	scorching rainbow crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	twirling kitten	0		
3444	webbed comic mask	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	mirror Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	yellow groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Jack Frost's Herculean six-rainbow shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	bouncing cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	mirror cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	squat cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	toasty trusty torch	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	sharpshooter's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
3458	quadruple-quantum ghostly squat STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
3459	irresponsibly strong bad white-label gin	6	decent	
3460	super-sized moldy tin rations	5	crappy	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	mediocre bottle of sake	3	decent	
3464	blinking educational round pebble	0		Experience: +1
3465	moldy Bash-Ōs cereal	4	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	blinking perfumed lion tamer's Temple Grandin's haiku katana	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	spinning bargain flash powder	0		
3468	wicked plastic baby	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	yummy blueberry-frosted king cake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	nasty medical-grade forbidden Seasonal Beret	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	super-flattened jittery cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 57
3475	nitrogenated red blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 40
3476	dry plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 51
3477	pressed modified pear lozenge	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 61
3478	deionized unsweetened upside-down peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 55
3479	bouncing olive balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	cyan twirling uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	lime green passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	tarnished extra-magnetized cyan glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 40
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	twirling rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	stale bite-sized twirling beefy fish meat	1	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	bland miniature glistening fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	bland half-sized slick fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	blinking padded fish scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +5
3493	purple shaking auspicious clever fish stick	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10
3494	mirror scorching nippy fish bazooka	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25
3495	improved liquefied blue sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 59
3496	quadruple-concentrated irradiated cyan bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 24
3497	bad irresponsibly strong bottle of Pete's Sake	8	decent	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	spinning witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	flavorless small twirling lime green canapés	2	decent	
3502	twisted thermos of brew	1	good	Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	tolerable fuchsia glass of brandy	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	jittery French slippers	0		
3505	gray LWA ring of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3506	upside-down LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	skewed gray fortified scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	ghostly scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	ghostly scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	tumbling scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	blinking scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	ganger bandana of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	shaking eel skin	0		
3517	wool eelskin hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	curative eelskin pants	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	Van der Graaf eelskin shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	MacGyver's banded shark tooth necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
3522	clever wholesome shark jumper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20
3523	liquefied polarized improved narrow shark cartilage	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 49
3524	boiled eel battery	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 27
3525	deionized activated temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 14
3526	Temple Grandin's scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	bouncing mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	cyan jittery mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	wobbly ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	mirror Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	gray plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	lime green plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	stanky depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	bouncing inspector's supercharged depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	knitted vibrating depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	manspreader's brainy depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	twirling extremely unsafe wizardly depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	spinning Oprah's depleted Grimacite shinguards of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	Van der Graaf Rosewater's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	mansplainer's vibrating KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	propeller beanie of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	executive coward's straw hat of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: 90, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	auspicious flame-retardant octopus's spade of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	spoiled upside-down sea carrot	4	crappy	
3556	rotten sea cucumber	4	crappy	
3557	spoiled blurry sea avocado	3	crappy	
3558	toothsome sea lychee	3	awesome	
3559	diet bland sea tangelo	1	decent	
3560	toothsome sea honeydew	4	awesome	
3561	activated pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 56
3562	modified pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 14
3563	extra-irradiated wet mirror pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 25
3564	delicious berry-infused sake	3	awesome	
3565	perfectly mixed extra-dry citrus-infused sake	5	EPIC	
3566	acceptable practically non-alcoholic upside-down melon-infused sake	1	good	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	family-friendly MacGyver's sponge helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	flame-retardant lard-coated healthy spongy shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
3570	resourceful curative Sinatra's square sponge pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	skewed sand dollar	0		
3576	mirror red flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	shaking bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	stale rice	4	decent	
3584	jumbo adequate irradiated candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	bland small gingerbread mutant bugbear	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	tolerable oozenog	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	boiled ionized sugar plum	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	enhanced twirling sugar banana	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	unsweetened diffused huge sugar lime	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	energized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	mansplainer's smooth Mer-kin hookspear	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15, Drops Meat
3592	pulsating Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	extra-unsweetened huge Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 69
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	huge imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	wobbly nippy Jim Carey's moist sailor's cap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	huge stylish thinker's speargun	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25
3601	up-at-dawn compass	0		Adventures: +5
3602	tumbling broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	shaking rivet	0		
3605	pulsating bubblin' stone	0		
3606	frosty lion tamer's brainy diving helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	family-friendly nippy groovy aerated diving helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	twirling imitation whetstone	0		
3611	warmed spinning sea grease	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 56
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	wobbly twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	wobbly pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	chilled improved skewed unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	skewed parasitic claw of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	skewed razor-sharp parasitic tentacles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	perfumed parasitic headgnawer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	cyan perfumed parasitic strangleworm	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	red pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	blurry narrow lime green Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	quadruple-pickled double-irradiated squat Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	blue radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	flame-retardant elven socks of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	blurry blinking vibrating beefy elven gloves	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	healthy festive holiday hat of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	flame-retardant lard-coated patent shoes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	scorching gray bow tie of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	electrified hardy penguin thesaurus	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	enchanted rotten blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	purple seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	skewed dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	fuchsia pufferfish spine	0		
3644	shaking extremely unsafe depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	watered-down perfectly mixed canteen of wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	decent gigantic elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	8	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	narrow elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	big spoiled toast with jam	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	gray antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	lousy elven moonshine	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	stale small tumbling knuckle sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	flame-wreathed psycho sweater of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	maroon fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	careful plastic Mob Penguin	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	forbidden plastic mutant elf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	plastic fat stack of cash of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	dangerous plastic strand of DNA	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	blinking resourceful plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	skewed Putty mitre of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	zippy careful Putty leotard	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	scorching Putty ball	0		Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	double-paned clever Putty snake of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	wobbly glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	perfumed glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	Jim Carey's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	moldy yellow can of franks 'n' beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	hand-crafted bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	wobbly Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	hale diving muff	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3678	tolerable salinated mint julep	3	good	
3679	bouncing wobbly ink bladder	0		
3680	yellow esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	stale miniature shaking tempura carrot	2	decent	
3685	adequate small tempura cucumber	2	good	
3686	half-sized rotten tempura avocado	2	crappy	
3687	flavorless half-sized olive sea broccoli	2	decent	
3688	bland half-sized huge sea cauliflower	2	decent	
3689	flavorless tempura broccoli	4	decent	
3690	decent huge tempura cauliflower	3	good	
3691	flavorless half-sized bouncing sea blueberry	2	decent	
3692	spoiled super-sized olive sea persimmon	5	crappy	
3693	wet triple-diffused yellow pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 16
3694	activated activated skewed pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 59
3695	Rosewater's Mer-kin digpick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3696	pulsating anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	green ghostly high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	bouncing vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	blinking spinning marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	huge waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	knitted Socratic smooth velcro broadsword	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +3
3706	wobbly Usain Bolt's groovy velcro paddle ball of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +80
3707	scandalous horrifying energetic velcro shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
3708	tumbling olive Jeselnik's sinister velcro boots of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
3709	ghostly non-stick pugil stick of the storm of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3710	blue auspicious teflon spatula of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
3711	avaricious baleful stylish teflon shield	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
3712	horrifying Tesla Newton's teflon swim fins	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3713	perfumed vibrating 7-inch discus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
3714	lime green chilly PVC staff of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5
3715	padded occult Rosewater's vinyl shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20
3716	spinning bouncing Jeselnik's sizzling studded vinyl boots	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	ghostly fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	olive twirling tumbling tarnished ring	0		
3723	bouncing tarnished rod	0		
3724	narrow blurry brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	bouncing glass gnoll eye of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3732	super-pickled wobbly cigar butt	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 59
3733	manly bloomers of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	grievous handwarmer of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
3737	aromatic scandalous lighter	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
3738	decent packet of beer nuts	4	good	
3739	skewed Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	electrified extra-polarized bouncing spinning jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 40
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	blue software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	mirror vampire pearl	0		
3747	blinking mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	denatured fuchsia concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 12
3750	manspreader's vampire pearl earring	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
3751	normal half-sized chocolate chip brownies	2	good	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	flattened love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	double-pressed vacuum-sealed love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	adjusted quadruple-boiled love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	super-flattened maroon narrow love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	aerosolized love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	tarnished love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	activated spinning breath mint	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 20
3761	ghostly zippy vampire pearl ring	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3762	vampire pearl necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
3763	tolerable wobbly slug of vodka	3	good	
3764	tolerable weak pulsating slug of rum	2	good	
3765	bad slug of shochu	4	decent	
3766	artisanal screwdiver	3	EPIC	
3767	tolerable dew yoana lei	3	good	
3768	watered-down drinkable squat lychee chuhai	2	good	
3769	perfectly mixed watered-down salacious screwdiver	2	EPIC	
3770	artisanal dew yoana salacious lei	3	EPIC	
3771	practically non-alcoholic aged salacious lychee chuhai	1	awesome	
3772	drinkable Alewife&trade; Ale	3	good	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	pulsating map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	teal Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	yellow huge perfumed smelly pink pinkslip slip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	coward's forbidden sea salt scrubs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20
3778	jittery aromatic foul-smelling forbidden amber aviator shades	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3779	triple-irradiated diffused hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 24
3780	Jack Frost's resourceful dance instructor's nurse's hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blinking blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	compressed olive bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	dried blue skewed bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	bouncing crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	narrow twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	wobbly shaking crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	wobbly careful Tesla vibrating Mer-kin roundshield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3804	Mer-kin breastplate of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3805	mirror hardy savvy Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	oxidized galvanized maroon mirror Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 21
3808	green Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	delicious chocolate-frosted king cake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	plastic baby of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	big normal sea radish	5	good	
3818	knitted Fonzie's halibut of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	quilted water-polo mitt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3821	polarized quadruple-polarized blue syringe	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 66
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	deionized super-polarized wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 31
3824	squat gray Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	wobbly Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	blue plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	small delicious tempura radish	2	awesome	
3830	green ribald water-polo cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	tolerable teal Typical Tavern swill	4	good	
3832	watered-down delicious spinning tropical swill	2	awesome	
3833	weak mediocre fruity girl swill	2	decent	
3834	watered-down perfectly mixed blended swill	2	EPIC	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	yellow censurious chilly Elvish sunglasses of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	manspreader's anniversary safety glass vest	0		Monster Level: +10
3838	skewed slick anniversary burlap belt	0		Moxie: +10
3839	anniversary balsa wood socks of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	olive anniversary pewter cape of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3842	energetic out-of-tune biwa	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
3843	shaking censurious dented harmonica	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3844	medical-grade grievous magic whistle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3845	blinking rock-hard plastic blowgun	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3846	Usain Bolt's auspicious Socratic jungle drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80
3847	jittery extremely unsafe hippy bongo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3848	smooth knob bugle	0		Moxie: +15
3849	executive Jim Carey's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40
3850	green educational boxing glove	0		Experience: +1
3851	pulsating wool Sinatra's boxing glove on a spring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1
3852	half-sized guitar of the ox of the brute	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +30
3853	auspicious bass drum of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
3854	toasty pixel boomerang	0		Hot Damage: +5
3855	greasy scorching frosty world's smallest violin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3856	mirror stanky arcane researcher's ocarina of space of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3857	narrow sinister a butt tuba	0		Spell Damage: +10
3858	shaking MacGyver's bone flute	0		Maximum MP: +100
3859	twirling twirling supercharged infernal fife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3860	yellow lard-coated charming flute	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3861	ghostly wobbly leaf of grass	0		
3862	up-at-dawn electrified grass whistle	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3863	scorching plastic guitar of terror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3864	squat finger cymbals of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3865	spinning scorching mansplainer's kettle drum	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25
3866	friendly resourceful double-barreled sling	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3
3867	spinning healthy magilaser blastercannon of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3868	Jeselnik's Oprah's hanky&#363;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	sharpshooter's ultimate ultimate frisbee of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
3870	yellow stolen office supplies	0		
3871	skewed frosty office-supply crossbow of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
3872	pocket theremin of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
3873	stiffened wicked rave whistle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	fuchsia burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	lime green torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	blurry hellseal disguise	0		
3881	mirror avaricious foul-smelling fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	green cult memo	0		
3884	shaking decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	concentrated concentrated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 17
3886	adjusted super-nitrogenated mirror vial of slime	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 11
3887	adjusted red vial of slime	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 45
3888	dry colloidal spinning vial of slime	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 61
3889	enhanced energized tarnished skewed vial of slime	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 15
3890	wet upside-down ghostly vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 48
3891	anodized oxidized unsweetened purple vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 66
3892	warmed super-ionized maroon vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 31
3893	double-magnetized moist mirror vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 61
3894	moist vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 20
3895	energized altered spinning vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 46
3896	diffused vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 53
3897	Vulcanized dry vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 62
3898	pulsating bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	gray seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	upside-down huge figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	cyan figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	cyan blurry imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	hand-crafted extra-dry blended swill with a fly in it	5	EPIC	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	reassuring turtle wax shield	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3916	smooth turtle wax helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	tumbling turtle wax greaves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	jittery meat shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	double-paned Jim Carey's turtlemail coif	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	coward's brainy turtlemail breeches	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	friendly educational turtlemail hauberk	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +3
3923	shaking blurry hedgeturtle	0		
3924	friendly spiky turtle helmet of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	narrow electrified spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	blinking tumbling toasty Newton's spiky turtle shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +5
3927	blinking jittery turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	yellow tumbling grinning turtle	0		
3930	chilled tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 44
3931	Annie Oakley's severed flipper of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	knitted brainy bad-ass club	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	blue sealbone	0		
3935	non-boiled ionized bouncing hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 38
3936	diffused olive jittery shaking scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
3937	improved cold-filtered fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 19
3938	gray healthy club of corruption	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	gravedigger's corrupt club of corruption	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	mirror weightlifter's corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	asbestos-lined stanky evil-ass club of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	up-at-dawn hardened Sinatra's nasty-ass club	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	fireproof infernal toilet brush of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	Tesla shadowy seal eye of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	cyan rosy-cheeked oyster egg balloon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3946	green skewed Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	skewed Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	ghostly Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	twirling ghostly key	0		
3951	shaking Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	ghostly red monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	fuchsia huge tumbling crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	pulsating tin of caviar	0		
3958	narrow bejeweled cufflinks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
3959	blinking garish pinky ring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
3960	bouncing flame-retardant designer sunglasses	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3961	curative opera glasses of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3962	shaking designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	cold-filtered liquefied tumbling cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 17
3966	toasty dance instructor's experienced hot-ass club	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	blinking Oprah's banded experienced frigid-ass club	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	mansplainer's hale occult creepy-ass club	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	moist ghostly sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 61
3970	rosewater-soaked curative Abyssal ember	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	adjusted olive frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 12
3972	clever seal spine	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	double-ionized mirror seal lube	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 40
3974	Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's mannequin leg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	savvy padded tortoise of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +7
3976	wizardly beefcake's tortoboggan	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
3977	pulsating narrow painted turtle	0		
3978	Rosewater's painted shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	teal shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	purple gravedigger's stylish torquoise ring	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	skewed censurious quilted dueling banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	ghostly samurai turtle	0		
3987	wobbly fortified samurai turtle helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	huge turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	maroon tumbling slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	squat bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	mirror boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	green string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	denatured blue upside-down agua de vida	1	EPIC	Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	toasty deadly tortoboggan shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	soup-chucks of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4005	nitrogenated non-altered alkaline jittery ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 50
4006	purple memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	green memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	bouncing memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	bouncing memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	Jim Carey's greaves	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	blurry blurry smelly Annie Oakley's piece of rebar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4021	spinning lard-coated hale shovel of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75
4022	necklace of the brute of the bloodbag of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
4023	up-at-dawn avaricious family-friendly speargun	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5
4024	foul-smelling nasty compass	0		Stench Damage: 15
4025	auspicious Fonzie's helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	wobbly inspector's forbidden slick lantern	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15
4027	wobbly scandalous chilly forbidden greaves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	toasty fortified razor-sharp club	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5
4029	maroon memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	twirling memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	skewed memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	upside-down caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	small normal fancy tumbling slimy sweetbreads	2	good	Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 35
4038	artisanal slimy fermented bile bladder	3	EPIC	
4039	compressed slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 20
4040	purple wobbly memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	blinking squat energetic pig-iron helm of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	crafty pig-iron shinguards of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	Socratic boxer's pig-iron bracers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	skewed wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	Fonzie's wumpus-hair whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	studded extremely unsafe beefcake's wumpus-hair wig	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	Usain Bolt's flame-retardant Rosewater's wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	therapeutic quilted wumpus-hair sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	Annie Oakley's ring of teleportation	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
4052	enchanted skewed squat glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	spinning banana milkshake	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	triple-distilled tolerable White Hyborian	7	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	wobbly goblin hunting spear of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	Sherlock's goblin autoblowgun of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	olive chilly tribal beads	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	pulsating auspicious stone fist of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	grievous stone head	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	squat Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	skewed Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	red Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	squat Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	skewed essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	cyan essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	upside-down mirror essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	bouncing upside-down tumbling shellacked Socratic villainous scythe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	hardy ruddy baneful bandolier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	diabolical crossbow of courage of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	chaotic malevolent medallion of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	wicked corrosive cowl of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	shaking lion tamer's thinker's grisly shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	lime green prompt foul-smelling corroded breeches	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	teal personal trainer's educational pernicious cudgel	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	big rotten narrow cupcake-in-a-cup	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	flavorless blurry protein paste	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	prompt cyber-mattock of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	wobbly facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	aerosolized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	activated irradiated skewed physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	jittery huge slimy cyst	0		
4092	tumbling small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	smartaleck's peawee marble	0		Moxie Percent: +30
4096	Sherlock's brown crock marble	0		Item Drop: +25
4097	fireproof China marble	0		Hot Resistance: +3
4098	fireproof lemonade marble	0		Hot Resistance: +3
4099	spinning Jack Frost's bumblebee marble	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
4100	red groovy jet bennie marble	0		Moxie Percent: +10
4101	mirror Usain Bolt's beige clambroth marble of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80
4102	steely marble of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4103	aromatic ribald brainy beach ball marble	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
4104	padded catseye marble	0		Damage Absorption: +20
4105	bumboozer marble of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4106	greedy chamoisole	0		Meat Drop: +20
4107	extra-tarnished Vulcanized dry lime green bitter pill	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 11
4108	coward's monstrous monocle of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	ghostly Jack Frost's grievous musty moccasins	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	narrow brawny molten medallion of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	avaricious brazen bracelet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	upside-down therapeutic shellacked bitter bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	mirror purple thinker's bewitching boots	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	bouncing secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	shaking up-at-dawn electrified wholesome rickety unicycle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4117	avaricious aromatic deadly crusty hula hoop	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4118	blue curative hardened padded Coily&trade;	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4119	curative school flying disc of the empath of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4120	gray squat avaricious perfumed baleful lawn dart	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
4121	Newton's educational wagon of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4122	narrow narrow wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	tumbling flame-retardant foul-smelling occult crown-shaped beanie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	chilly hopping socks of the cougar of bravery	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4125	aromatic smartaleck's beefy poodle skirt	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	executive cool letterman's jacket of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60
4127	bouncing resourceful veiny hardened slime hat of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	blurry banded hardened slime pants of the storm of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	auspicious Tesla hardened slime belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4130	spinning empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	powdered tumbling purple boot plant	1	decent	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	bad sham champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	cold-filtered tempura air	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 45
4134	irradiated pulsating pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 27
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	toasty manspreader's Tesla slick Bag o' Tricks	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	squat fuchsia a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	ghostly a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	skewed fireproof funny paper hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	moist sand	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 11
4147	electrified extremely unsafe charged magnet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	moist spinning dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	modified Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 55
4153	squat rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	spinning wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	ghostly jittery pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	spinning gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	ghostly rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	mirror rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	bad pebblebr&auml;u	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	stale half-sized rocky road ice cream	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	adjusted jittery children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 67
4164	adjusted Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 57
4165	spinning gray MacGyver's dangerous Staff of the Soupbone of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +7
4166	family-friendly Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	jittery nasty Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Temple Grandin's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
4169	maroon 4-d camera	0		
4170	skewed shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	rock helmet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	occult rock pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	narrow frightening rock necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	olive smooth sugar shotgun	0		Moxie: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	stanky sugar shillelagh	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sugar shank of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	nasty friendly sugar chapeau of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	wizardly sugar shorts	0		Mysticality: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	blinking sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	twirling slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	upside-down pulsating slime convention coupons	0		
4187	sage slime convention pin	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	blurry inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	blinking fireproof sugar shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	avaricious rave visor	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	chaotic baggy rave pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	huge sinister pacifier necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	pulsating sea lasso	0		
4199	Usain Bolt's smelly experienced sea cowboy hat	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	blinking grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	pulsating urchin roe	0		
4203	pulsating pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	mirror Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	gray Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	studded brand new key of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50
4207	upside-down dorsal fin of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4208	bouncing skate skates	0		
4209	skewed skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	shaking mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	deadly weightlifter's skate blade	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +5
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	miser's boxer's collapsible baton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
4216	shaking groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	deionized ionized gray groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 48
4219	shaking skate board of the blizzard of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4220	skewed green pulsating S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	red miser's yield shield	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	ghostly squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	Star of Bravery of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
4227	green hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	bouncing perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	wobbly ice skate doll	0		
4233	blinking hacienda key	0		
4234	skewed spinning shellacked pat&eacute; knife	0		Damage Reduction: 7
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	mirror slick cheese-slicer	0		Moxie: +10
4238	stale beef jerky	3	decent	
4239	ghostly frosty pipe wrench	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4240	modified ghostly gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 29
4241	fuchsia sleep mask of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	veiny sock garters	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
4243	galvanized magnetized olive mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 57
4244	lard-coated leather-bound tome	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	educational ivory cue ball	0		Experience: +1
4247	weak aged tumbling decanter of fine Scotch	2	awesome	
4248	dehydrated upside-down expensive cigar	1		
4249	upside-down tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	skewed fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	flattened anodized pulsating vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 34
4253	diffused non-deionized potion of speed	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 30
4254	twirling bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	diffused galvanized magnetized jittery sap	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	ghostly petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	half-sized rotten chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	fancy lousy mulled cider	4	decent	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	squat wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	pulsating mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bark boxers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	bark beret of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	coward's bark bracelet	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
4267	double-paned Krakrox's Loincloth of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	dog trainer's beefy Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	veiny Angelhair Culottes of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	ghostly Usain Bolt's fireproof Newman's Own Trousers	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	grievous supercool Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	manspreader's Lederhosen of the Night of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	super-energized activated blurry ribbon candy	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	jittery Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	olive Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	zippy flame-wreathed thinker's Underworld truncheon	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	greasy nippy hardened Staff of the Woodfire	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	pulsating scandalous wicked savvy Underworld flail	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	huge therapeutic Mer-kin bunwig	0		Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	fuchsia brawny smooth crappy Mer-kin mask of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	blurry jittery educational savvy crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	pulsating crafty rock-hard stylish Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	medical-grade supercool Mer-kin scholar mask of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	executive Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of incineration of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	spinning nippy shellacked grievous Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	cyan chilly slick Mer-kin headguard of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	blue arcane researcher's Mer-kin waistrope	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4290	sizzling friendly dance instructor's Mer-kin facecowl	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10
4291	vibrating Mer-kin thighguard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
4292	blue pulsating shaking veiny personal trainer's supercool Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	friendly Mer-kin dragnet of courage of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	foul-smelling Da Vinci's beefy Mer-kin switchblade	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	gravedigger's brainy Ass-Stompers of Violence of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	mirror skewed toasty stiffened sinister Brand of Violence	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	squat hale quilted savvy Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
4300	scandalous scorching experienced Lens of Violence	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	foul-smelling boxer's Pigsticker of Violence of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4302	toasty Jodhpurs of Violence of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	sinister Sinatra's Cold Stone of Hatred of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	Van der Graaf steel-toed Girdle of Hatred of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	gravedigger's Van der Graaf extremely unsafe Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4306	bouncing greedy smartaleck's Pantaloons of Hatred of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	bouncing ghostly smelly scorching dangerous Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4308	perfumed careful Lens of Hatred of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	blurry clever Treads of Loathing of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	vibrating Scepter of Loathing of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Monster Level: +20, Cloathing
4311	scorching toasty arcane researcher's Belt of Loathing	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: 30, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	Samson's Rosewater's Goggles of Loathing of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	skewed forbidden razor-sharp Stick-Knife of Loathing of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cloathing
4314	auspicious quilted Jeans of Loathing of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	spinning flame-wreathed Annual Ascot	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4316	ribald foul-smelling energetic Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	censurious MacGyver's healthy Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	shaking lightning-fast knitted Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	resourceful banded Windsor Pan of the Source of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	tumbling razor-sharp beefy Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	groovy The Trickster's Trikitixa of the pedagogue of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	supercharged Claw of the Infernal Seal of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	prompt steel-toed educational Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	sinister dance instructor's Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	avaricious ruddy wicked Bling of the New Wave	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	narrow wool nippy supercharged La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	red bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	stale candy kneecapping stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	normal super-sized licorice garrote	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	huge nippy candy knuckles	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	bland jawbruiser	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	electrified activated huge blurry chocolate car	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	savvy plastic 11 Dealer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	skewed Annie Oakley's plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	twirling groovy plastic stocking mimic	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	skewed wobbly executive plastic Don Crimbo	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	lime green extremely unsafe plastic Crimbomination	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	liquefied modified Piddles	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	Vulcanized diffused BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	cold-filtered Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	twirling jittery Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	upside-down Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	twirling plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	bouncing maroon sizzling snow hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	squat snow pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	shaking hardy snow belly	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	cyan A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	shaking gray A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	blurry purple A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	rotten expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	special drinkable expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	moist elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	immense moldy penguin focaccia bread	10	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	aged herringcello	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	lousy weak enchanted elven cellocello	2	decent	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	maroon handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	tumbling wobbly handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	blinking grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	teal elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	twirling Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	teal throwing wrench of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pair of bolt cutters of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	perfumed poison pen	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	olive curative speed limit shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	inspector's rosy-cheeked live wire	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	extremely unsafe misfit dolly of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	Da Vinci's Rosewater's misfit hobby horse	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	spinning blue Samson's misfit teddy bear of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	narrow stiffened beefy pocketwatch on a chain	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	Tesla vibrating cement sandals	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	zippy MacGyver's night-vision goggles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	maroon veiny peanut brittle shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	fuchsia chilly groovy Red Rover BB gun	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	thinker's red-and-green sweater	0		Mysticality: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	squat Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	tarnished narrow green Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	nitrogenated Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	wet nitrogenated pulsating Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	squat crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	spinning cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	lime green up-at-dawn cheese sword	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	blinking Sherlock's cheese diaper	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	Sherlock's cheese wheel	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	maroon toasty cheese eye	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	arcane researcher's Sinatra's Newton's Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	flavorless quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	perfectly mixed weak Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	squat colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	weightlifter's sealhide leggings	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	steel-toed sealhide cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4418	foul-smelling sealhide buckler	0		Stench Damage: +10
4419	skewed Newton's sealhide whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4420	supercool sealhide moccasins	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
4421	sealhide gloves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
4422	wholesome sealhide belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
4423	fuchsia sealhide snare	0		
4424	upside-down puzzling trophy	0		
4425	quadruple-oxidized tarnished upside-down shaking sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 56
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	Jim Carey's glowstick on a string	0		Monster Level: +25, Raveosity: +1
4429	spinning candy necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	tumbling Jeselnik's teddybear backpack	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
4431	narrow NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	polymerized diffused invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	oxidized denatured quadruple-modified maroon blurry irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	non-unsweetened boiled irritability potion	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	mirror hellseal whisker	0		
4439	olive mirror hellseal claw	0		
4440	guard turtle shell of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	maroon upside-down stanky crowbar	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4442	Fonzie's spaghetti cult rosary	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4443	blue Newton's spaghetti cult mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	spangly mariachi pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	blurry rosewater-soaked greasy spangly mariachi vest	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
4447	careful spangly sombrero	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	dried blinking Instant Karma	1	decent	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	pointy hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	up-at-dawn machetito	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	blurry lawnmower blade of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	horrifying The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	cyan snailmail bits	0		
4458	up-at-dawn Fonzie's snailmail coif	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	gravedigger's occult snailmail breeches	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	beefcake's snailmail hauberk of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40
4461	double-nitrogenated green seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 47
4462	aerosolized spinning cyan chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 67
4463	triple-cold-filtered quantum chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 65
4464	Vulcanized spinning huge chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 47
4465	altered tarnished olive chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 45
4466	chilled polymerized ghostly chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 18
4467	ionized pressed chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 24
4468	bouncing fuchsia Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	blinking BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	BRICKO hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	sinister BRICKO pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	upside-down Jim Carey's BRICKO sword	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	ghostly BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	cyan BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	narrow upside-down BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	fuchsia BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	tumbling BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	shaking BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	brawny BRICKO bulwark	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	cyan BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	squat gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	skewed BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	lime green broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	squat extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	non-adjusted bouncing recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 30
4498	flattened irradiated recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 54
4499	non-liquefied spinning recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 54
4500	quantum jittery recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 53
4501	vacuum-sealed extra-energized tumbling recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 54
4502	frozen polarized green recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
4503	non-polarized concentrated enhanced recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	greasy heart of the volcano of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
4505	tarnished Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 38
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	dry &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	adequate walrus ice cream	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	special bland immense lime green beautiful soup	7	decent	Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	rotten squat Humpty Dumplings	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	normal special low-calorie Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	1	good	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	watered-down mediocre missing wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	rotten matter custard	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	non-enhanced ionized comfit?	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	jittery wobbly ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	clever Newton's flamingo mallet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	wobbly croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	chilly educational eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	prompt flame-retardant wig	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	normal snack-sized jittery donut	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	adequate bucket of honey	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	executive beefcake's elephant stinger	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	normal snack-sized dragon snaps	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	scandalous stanky snapdragon pistil	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	wobbly puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	delicious rook cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	normal bishop cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	decent diet huge knight cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	delicious miniature king cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	bland queen cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	frosty insane tophat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	studded personal trainer's helm of the knight	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	wristwatch of the knight of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	toasty trousers of the knight of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	grievous tophat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	medical-grade tie	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4543	auspicious tuxedo pants	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	red porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	pulsating ghostly caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	smelly detour shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	wobbly percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	yellow equal sign	0		
4559	tumbling record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	skewed can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	acceptable world's most unappetizing beverage	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	scandalous slippery when wet shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	flavorless miniature bouncing raisin	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	experienced flyest of shirts of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	normal narrow a dance upon the palate	4	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	adequate jumbo prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	5	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	bland twirling squirmy violent party snack	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	blurry resourceful can-you-dig-it?	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	wobbly The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	twirling bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	pickled denatured purple ghostly upside-down Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	jittery upside-down upside-down Tesla electrified T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	normal super-sized fuchsia six wedges of goat cheese	5	good	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	squat brown pixel	0		
4589	hardened pixel whip	0		Damage Reduction: 3
4590	clever pixel chain whip	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	upside-down Tesla pixel morning star	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	upside-down pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	shaking bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	artisanal plastic cup of beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	mirror twirling bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	asbestos-lined wizardly bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	moldy narrow sun-dried tofu	4	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	lousy soyburger juice	4	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	gray essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	galvanized essential soy	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	nitrogenated maroon shaking essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	purple souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	sizzling Crown of Thrones	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	mediocre triple-distilled Cinco Mayo Lager	10	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	teal pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	twirling frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	twirling tumbling Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	irradiated Vulcanized wet blinking chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	rotten twirling pawn cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	altered coffee pixie stick	1	awesome	Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	upside-down wobbly blurry superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	jittery parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	narrow plastic spider ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	upside-down MacGyver's plastic kazoo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	inflatable baseball bat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	smelly dangerous googly-star hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	ribald smartaleck's googly-ball hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	cyan fireproof Lo Pan's googly-heart hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	fireproof scorching super-sweet boom box	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	ghostly Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	flame-wreathed lion tamer's sinister demon mask of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	jittery teal grievous streetfighting champion's belt of extreme caution of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	gray fireproof supercool smooth Space Trip safety headphones	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	jittery wool LARP carp	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4641	flame-retardant KoL Con Six Pack of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
4642	Newton's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4643	supercharged rxr shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	green inspector's Juju Mojo Mask of the sewer of horror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	space trooper helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	Rosewater's Meteoid ice beam of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	mirror foul-smelling hardened baleful Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	wobbly chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	blinking fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	teal rosewater-soaked lard-coated ironic knit cap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	pulsating gray ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	quilted ironic battle spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4655	Annie Oakley's groovy savvy ironic jogging shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	greasy mole skin notebook	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4657	twirling narrow pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	blinking map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	squat blinking blackberry galoshes of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
4660	wholesome trout fang of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	tiny rotten poisonous caviar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	extra-concentrated wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	Samson's Ellsbury's skull of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	wizardly hot plate	0		Mysticality: +25, Thorns: 1
4666	occult beefcake's imp unity ring	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25
4667	jittery Da Vinci's Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4668	upside-down auspicious observational glasses	0		Item Drop: +10
4669	zippy hilarious comedy prop	0		Initiative: +20
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	artisanal weak bouncing booze-soaked cherry	2	EPIC	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	stale miniature marshmallow	2	decent	
4674	low-calorie bland jittery sponge cake	1	decent	
4675	tolerable gin-soaked blotter paper	4	good	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	twirling unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	ghostly volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	chilly pottery shield	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	blinking jittery pottery hat of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	family-friendly pottery training pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	pottery club of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	deadly pottery yo-yo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	twirling fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	shaking jittery fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	teal mirror fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	yellow fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	blinking shaking fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	yellow fireproof toasty stiffened Greatest American Pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	bouncing bouncing fossilized necklace of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	spinning imp air	0		
4699	jittery bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	yellow waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	blurry red-hot medallion of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	pulsating sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	shaking sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	red popsicle stick	0		
4714	spoiled lemon popsicle	3	crappy	
4715	adequate popsicle	3	good	
4716	flavorless strawberry popsicle	4	decent	
4717	spoiled liver popsicle	3	crappy	
4718	nippy mariachi hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	fuchsia grievous Hollandaise helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	squat microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	rotten fancy liver and let pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	rotten bite-sized badass pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	adequate shoo-fish pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	bland piping organ pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	enchanted rotten blinking narrow igloo pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	decent bite-sized stomach turnover	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	stale dead lights pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	moldy pulsating throbbing organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	beefcake's stop shield	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	bouncing shaking rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	pulsating tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	extremely unsafe beer-soaked mop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4738	drinkable boozy mirror day-old beer	5	good	
4739	drinkable shaking plain beer	4	good	
4740	drinkable overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	good	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	blurry rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	irradiated PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 50
4745	oxidized polarized liquefied olive Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 34
4746	warmed activated cyan Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 69
4747	rotten bone meal	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	bad bone aperitif	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	hale bonerang	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	lime green tumbling gravedigger's bone and arrows	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	ghostly fortified boning knife	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bouncing cyan miser's bone crusher	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	huge bone spurs of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	shaking red Samson's bonedanna of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	wobbly boneana hammock of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	colloidal quadruple-deionized candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	mirror packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	adequate bite-sized pumpkin pie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	perfectly mixed pumpkin beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	modified squat pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	greasy careful shin gourds	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	lime green wobbly wobbly razor-sharp smooth Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	gray pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	pulsating wobbly Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	mirror Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	wobbly cyan Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	bland jittery CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	adequate special skewed CRIMBCOLOAF	4	good	Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	spoiled bouncing circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	huge hardened plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	plastic fax machine of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	narrow personal trainer's plastic hobo elf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	Sherlock's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	shaking studded plastic Best Game Ever	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	jittery hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	huge jittery S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	maroon twirling robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	pulsating robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	skewed robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	miniature flavorless triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	bland square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	avaricious veiny bindlestocking of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	jittery sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	cyan Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	olive The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	bouncing resourceful boxer's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	prompt boxer's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	greedy Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	tumbling razor-sharp smartaleck's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	curative stiffened Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	blinking zippy dog trainer's Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	improved chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	beefy gift-a-pult	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	wet concentrated jittery mirror wobbly holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	green paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	avaricious CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	blinking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	twirling Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	blurry paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	gray dog trainer's curative fortified paperclip-on tie	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	pulsating foul-smelling stylish paperclip pants	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	narrow executive wool paperclip turban of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	hardened paperclip cape	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	tumbling gaudy key	0		
4875	ghostly BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	improved Vulcanized chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	polymerized galvanized bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	boiled non-modified incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	liquefied warmed lime green myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	watered-down tolerable CRIMBCO wine	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	huge Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	blinking toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	delicious snack-sized toe jam toast	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	half-sized bland spinning traffic jam toast	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	narrow space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal space jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	wet electrified motivational poster	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	cyan bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	adequate fancy pulsating festive sausage	3	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	big normal blurry holiday cheese log	5	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	squat holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	skewed grievous BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	spinning BGE pocket calendar of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	pulsating BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	cool BGE plastic toy	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	flame-wreathed stapler bear	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	occult adhesive tape dolly	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	quilted scissor duck	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	mirror Jim Carey's Herculean Seven Loco	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	shaking pulsating executive Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	bouncing Loathing Legion necktie of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	wholesome Loathing Legion knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	wool Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	horrifying Loathing Legion can opener	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	Loathing Legion chainsaw of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	fuchsia brainy Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	upside-down Loathing Legion flamethrower of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	jittery Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	flame-wreathed Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	Lo Pan's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	Loathing Legion tape measure of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	narrow jittery hardy Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Van der Graaf Loathing Legion abacus	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	skewed Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	wholesome Loathing Legion hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	upside-down quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	shaking time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	olive arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	spoiled thick Knob jelly donut	5	crappy	
4942	spinning Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	teal Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	concentrated blurry weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 11
4950	Vulcanized pickled abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 50
4951	wobbly Samson's flimsy clipboard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4952	dry electrified purple baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 37
4953	fuchsia energetic hardened whalebone corset	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4954	experienced oven mitts	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
4955	small adequate overcookie	2	good	
4956	rotten philosopher's scone	3	crappy	
4957	alkaline boiled ghostly half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 47
4958	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4959	rotten Knob nuts	3	crappy	
4960	artisanal weak Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	EPIC	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	prompt hale mysterious lapel pin	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4963	blurry state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	lime green blinking Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	olive Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	twirling Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	lime green Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	skewed Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	narrow Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	skewed Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	gray Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	skewed Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	yellow shaking Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	tumbling Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	huge Herculean card sleeve	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	adequate gray wasabi pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	stale skewed blurry tobiko pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	big adequate natto pocky	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	tolerable wasabi-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	artisanal tobiko-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	tolerable natto-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	improved activated spinning wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	extra-boiled tumbling tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	modified natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	blurry Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	Vulcanized quadruple-warmed polymerized elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	weak artisanal marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	artisanal cranberry schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	mediocre strong breaded beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	acceptable soy cordial	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	lightning-fast Jim Carey's astral bludgeon of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40
5029	wobbly twirling flame-wreathed dance instructor's astral shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
5030	bouncing nippy extremely unsafe astral chapeau of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	skewed auspicious nasty cool astral bracer	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
5032	banded slick astral longbow of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +60
5033	lime green spinning mirror knitted dangerous astral shorts of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	lime green prompt experienced astral mace of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
5035	jittery flame-retardant lard-coated wizardly astral trousers	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	knitted hale astral ring of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
5037	shaking manspreader's Herculean astral statuette of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +10
5038	blurry blue wobbly rosewater-soaked nasty astral pistol of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
5039	rosewater-soaked fireproof astral mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
5040	mirror astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	gravedigger's energetic extremely unsafe astral shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
5042	blue reassuring therapeutic astral belt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5043	flavorless astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	acceptable squat astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	blurry purple astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	huge upside-down manspreader's double-ice cap of incineration of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	green blinking prompt reassuring brawny double-ice box	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	executive strapping double-ice britches of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: 90, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	blurry intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	pulsating obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	quadruple-chilled flattened fuchsia Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	flattened diffused fuchsia Red Pill	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	mirror Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	spinning voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	twirling Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	special adequate spaghetti con calaveras	3	good	Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	moldy special bite-sized skewed popcorn	1	crappy	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	stale chaos popcorn	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	twirling knitted dance instructor's hole of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	blurry innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	yummy s'more	0	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	huge diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Russian Ice	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	Samson's clay ashtray	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	baleful lanyard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	wholesome monster pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	aerosolized Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	skewed censurious stanky Van der Graaf helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	brainy crutch	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	beefcake's shock belt	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	energized shaking Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	gray Sherlock's rubber band gun	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	skewed toasty pin-stripe slacks	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	toasty gloves	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	liquefied super-altered huge jittery red correction fluid	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	beefy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	sinister Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	stanky Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	jittery supercharged Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	olive vibrating Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	baleful Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	mirror skewed rosewater-soaked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	occult Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	yellow knitted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	blinking therapeutic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	twirling grievous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	blurry slick Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	upside-down educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	Van der Graaf Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	polarized squat mirror willyweed	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	moist upside-down Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	galvanized blinking maroon fish juice box	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	acceptable watered-down gray Jeppson's Malort	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	twirling Tesla stress ball	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	healthy Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	cyan stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	pulsating A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	blinking Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	ghostly perfumed frightening Admiral's hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	huge friendly resourceful Rosewater's aviator's cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	banded mirrored aviator shades of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	pulsating Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	maroon Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	teal Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	skewed Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	ionized Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	delicious mirror elven hardtack	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	drinkable elven squeeze	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	cyan bouncing E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	green E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	distilled astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	shaking handful of honey	0		
5145	modified honeypot	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 49
5146	normal small wild honey pie	2	good	
5147	perfectly mixed honey mead	3	EPIC	
5148	red nippy rock-hard sinister honey dipper	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10
5149	studded savvy honeybritches of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	greasy Oprah's sage honeycap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	Moonthril Circlet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	toasty Moonthril Greaves	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Sherlock's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	gray double-paned Moonthril Longbow	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	olive wool Moonthril Cuirass	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	red arcane researcher's plush alielf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	polarized unsweetened pressed narrow Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	greasy plush dogcat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	brawny plush hamsterpus	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	careful plush ferrelf	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	huge therapeutic plush alien hamsterpus	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	smartaleck's plush mutated alielf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	chaotic slick plush mutated alielephant	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	tumbling slick girl	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	mirror twirling distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	extra-diffused dry magnetized transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	squat Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	blinking elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	lousy Saison du Lune	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	mediocre weak spinning Moonthril Schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	lousy watered-down fuchsia Wrecked Generator	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	decent Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	moldy diet Crepes a la Lune	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	moldy wobbly Moon Pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	triple-adjusted unsweetened Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	alkaline blinking purple Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	polymerized moist blurry 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	blinking Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	blurry Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	blue twirling Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	altered altered tumbling honey stick	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 13
5189	aerosolized ghostly double-ice gum	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	jittery reassuring knitted Operation Patriot Shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	narrow squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	warmed pulsating tumbling corrupted data	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	spinning Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	forbidden Great S-Cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Marvelous Unitard of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	dehydrated gooey paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	boiled pulsating huge beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	diluted mirror paste	1	good	Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	twisted upside-down bouncing ectoplasmic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	diluted jittery greasy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	diluted blue pulsating bug paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	dried huge purple hippy paste	1	crappy	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	twisted bouncing orc paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	altered ghostly demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	powdered red indescribably horrible paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	compressed paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dried ghostly goblin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	boiled upside-down pirate paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	twisted chlorophyll paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	boiled skewed red paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	distilled ghostly huge Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	powdered upside-down ghostly slimy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	dried teal tumbling penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	modified skewed jittery elemental paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	compressed cosmic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	powdered hobo paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	pickled tumbling Crimbo paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	red ghostly Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	mirror Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	normal blurry skewed Ur-Donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	green The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	lime green box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	hand-crafted bucket of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	bland ultrafondue	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	squat unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	fuchsia crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	chilly shining halo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	weightlifter's furry halo	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	medical-grade frosty halo	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	hardened time halo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	lousy Lumineux Limnio	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	mediocre Morto Moreto	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	aged watered-down Temps Tempranillo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	tolerable narrow Bordeaux Marteaux	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	artisanal skewed purple Fromage Pinotage	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	drinkable Beignet Milgranet	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	bad Muschat	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	decent low-calorie wobbly cool jelly donut	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	spoiled shrapnel jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	diet normal fancy occult jelly donut	1	good	Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	adequate miniature thyme jelly donut	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	adequate ghostly danish	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	toothsome smashed danish	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	normal forbidden danish	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	moldy half-sized cool cat claw	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	tasty low-calorie blunt cat claw	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	rotten fancy half-sized shadowy cat claw	2	crappy	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	miniature spoiled spinning cheezburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	adequate special toasted brie	4	good	Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	colloidal activated pulsating potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	chilled aerosolized too legit potion	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	concentrated squat maroon Bright Water	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	flattened extra-frozen cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	vacuum-sealed denatured graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	tarnished upside-down cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	altered deionized potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	concentrated concentrated upside-down potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	aerosolized wobbly potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	wet non-diffused red mirror potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	warmed alkaline moist purple potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	narrow chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	skewed broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	red noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	careful hammerus	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	greasy blunt icepick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	mirror lard-coated fluorescent lightbulb	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	twirling energetic blammer of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	red groovy clock-cleaning hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	gray strapping broken clock	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	bouncing Temple Grandin's dethklok	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	glacial clock of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	upside-down twirling Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	green d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	wobbly d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	yellow generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	purple mirror generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	mirror generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	stale phish stick	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	vibrating banded studded plastic vampire fangs	0		Damage Absorption: 180, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	twirling your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	skewed Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	Samson's boxer's strapping Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	grievous Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	yellow zippy Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	mirror fuchsia Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	shaking chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	gray shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	energized galvanized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	frozen twirling necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	chilled aerosolized mirror bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	warmed narrow pulsating whisker pencil	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	modified press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	diffused Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	modified improved pressed Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	extra-chilled blurry Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	dry Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	energized lime green Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	smooth weak Ecto-Cooler	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Blood Light	1	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	tolerable watered-down bouncing blurry Silver Bullet beer	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	hand-crafted Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	quadruple-concentrated blurry skewed twirling sorority brain	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	activated deionized yellow Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	super-frozen yellow drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	blinking throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	bouncing extra-see-thru nightie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	narrow miser's cool BRAINS shorts	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	lime green upside-down extremely unsafe Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	shaking banded scrunchie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	blurry banded extremely skinny jeans of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	jittery lard-coated studded The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	narrow wobbly flame-retardant occult The Necbromancer's Stein of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	greasy dangerous The Necbromancer's Shorts of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	foul-smelling hale arcane researcher's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	blue The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	bad weak squat The Cooler Out of Space	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	extra-aerosolized fuchsia Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	purple A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	bouncing A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	wobbly green jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	spinning skewed olive CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	teal CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	fuchsia strapping KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	narrow stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	Temple Grandin's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	plastic abominable fudgeman of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	friendly plastic colollilossus	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	groovy plastic Big Candy of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	mirror The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	boiled twirling blinking fuchsia groose grease	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	jittery bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	narrow kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	rosewater-soaked ridiculous belt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	skewed razor-sharp ridiculous earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	dog trainer's ridiculous sunglasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	adequate immense ridiculous sandwich	8	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	drinkable ridiculous cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	twirling sharpshooter's zombie monkey necklace of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
5392	narrow Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	narrow mirror peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	activated aerosolized twirling shaking peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	fancy miniature normal peppermint patty	2	good	Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	pulsating vibrating candy cane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	teal Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	teal shaking Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed Fonzie's cane-mail shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	Socratic Herculean cane-mail pants of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	perfectly mixed spinning Vodka Matryoshka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	drinkable shaking Gin Mint	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	tolerable high-proof blinking Tequiz Navidad	7	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	bad watered-down Mint Yulep	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	hand-crafted Crimbojito	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	tolerable extra-dry Sangria de Menthe	5	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	adjusted corrupted tarnished ghostly licorice root	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	moist maroon banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	colloidal cold-filtered pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	aerosolized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	adjusted skewed ghostly kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	warmed colloidal strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	ghostly greasy bananarama bangle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	yellow electrified pair of pearidot earrings	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	wobbly tourmalime tourniquet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	kumquartz ring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	Lo Pan's strawberyl necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	auspicious grievous sucker bucket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	scorching sucker hakama	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	steel-toed sucker kabuto	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	jittery razor-sharp sucker tachi	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	pulsating grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	blurry olive raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	triple-electrified irradiated bouncing fudge lily	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	tarnished narrow shaking fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	decent mirror fudgesicle	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	upside-down gray wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	triple-Vulcanized devilish folio	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	wobbly lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	pulsating avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	narrow gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	purple squat gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	fuchsia gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	diffused blue huge Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	decent half-sized fudge bunny	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	pulsating jittery Temple Grandin's ruddy fudgecycle of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	bouncing fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	denatured skewed resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	nitrogenated huge resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	anodized pressed resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	adjusted resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	improved triple-denatured pulsating resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	galvanized huge wobbly resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	deionized gray twirling resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	super-irradiated dry tumbling resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	double-moist deionized resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gray gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	diffused quantum adjusted gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	liquefied enhanced gummi snake	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	nitrogenated gummi canary	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	tasty half-sized gummi bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	flavorless small fancy gummi bear	2	decent	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	spoiled gummi bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	flavorless half-sized bouncing drunki-bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	delicious drunki-bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	huge rotten drunki-bear	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	boxer's gummi bowtie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	twirling fudge pocket square of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	double-paned lollipop cufflinks	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	fuchsia trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	blinking ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	improved shaking gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	anodized ionized jittery gray bouncing gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	tarnished chilled twirling gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	avaricious asbestos-lined Big Candy's tophat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	bouncing purple Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	upside-down Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	blinking Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blinking blessed box	0		
5505	yellow pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	stale jerky coins	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	mediocre spinning Go-Wassail	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	ionized blurry Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	tarnished bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	tarnished wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	fuchsia Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	cyan pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	squat pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	maroon pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	blinking pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	wobbly pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	teal pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	galvanized adjusted bouncing Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	upside-down do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	huge whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	bite-sized spoiled special berries of suffering	1	crappy	Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	nitrogenated polarized spinning baobab sap	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	ionized twirling Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	bad Barulio's bottle	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	galvanized nitrogenated Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	blinking prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	jittery half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	skewed glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	chilled pulsating desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	wobbly skewed pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	smelly Leapin' Trousers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
5544	artisanal watered-down eggnog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	adequate purple hamhock	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	squat Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	green narrow huge Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	lime green The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	stanky Trusty	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
5553	upside-down can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	mirror bouncing tumbling empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	unsweetened vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed lime green fireclutch	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 21
5556	blurry Tesla wholesome Rain-Doh wings	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	tumbling Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	veiny rosy-cheeked Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	double-paned thinker's Rain-Doh lantern	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	pulsating Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	blurry Sherlock's toasty Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	toothsome PB&BP	3	awesome	
5566	snack-sized stale mirror club sandwich	2	decent	
5567	tasty diet corned-beef Reuben	1	awesome	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	tolerable Drac & Tan	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	delicious practically non-alcoholic Transylvania Sling	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	drinkable Shot of the Living Dead	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	watered-down drinkable Buttery Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	weak aged Slippery Knob	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	mediocre upside-down Flaming Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	irresponsibly strong mediocre Grasshopper	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	watered-down artisanal Locust	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	weak drinkable Plague of Locusts	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	practically non-alcoholic lousy Red Dwarf	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	artisanal watered-down Golden Mean	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	smooth twirling Green Giant	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	hand-crafted boozy Aye Aye	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	aged Aye Aye, Captain	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	artisanal weak Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	watered-down tolerable Humanitini	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	lousy distilled More Humanitini than Humanitini	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	bad Oh, the Humanitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	practically non-alcoholic bad Great Older Fashioned	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	aged skewed Fuzzy Tentacle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	practically non-alcoholic bad Crazymaker	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	watered-down drinkable Zoodriver	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	bad Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	special tolerable shaking Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	good	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	aged tumbling Suffering Sinner	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	hand-crafted green Suppurating Sinner	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Sizzling Sinner	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	drinkable fancy Firewater	3	good	Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	tolerable watered-down Earth and Firewater	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	artisanal weak Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	drinkable irresponsibly strong squat Slimosa	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	high-proof drinkable Extra-slimy Slimosa	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	weak smooth Slimebite	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	bad Cement Mixer	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	aged Jackhammer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	drinkable enchanted Dump Truck	3	good	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	drinkable Fauna Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	perfectly mixed Chakra Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	lousy Aura Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	hand-crafted Sazerorc	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	fancy practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Sazuruk-hai	1	EPIC	Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	bad Flaming Sazerorc	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	mediocre Green Velvet	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	drinkable irresponsibly strong Green Muslin	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	hand-crafted spirit-forward Green Burlap	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	lousy triple-distilled tumbling Mohobo	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	weak mediocre Moonshine Mohobo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	drinkable wobbly Flaming Mohobo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	irresponsibly strong artisanal huge Drunken Philosopher	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	aged practically non-alcoholic special Drunken Neurologist	1	awesome	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	drinkable Drunken Astrophysicist	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	acceptable Dark & Starry	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	mediocre jittery Black Hole	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	acceptable weak Event Horizon	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	perfectly mixed spirit-forward Herring Daiquiri	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	mediocre Herring Wallbanger	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	mediocre Herringtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Lollipop Drop	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	mediocre fancy jittery Candy Alexander	3	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	drinkable Candicaine	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	mediocre Caipiranha	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	irresponsibly strong lousy teal Flying Caipiranha	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	artisanal wobbly Flaming Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	hand-crafted Punchplanter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	artisanal Doublepunchplanter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	distilled lousy blurry Haymaker	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	gray blurry Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	huge stale fungus	6	decent	
5642	spinning teal poisoned dart	0		
5643	concentrated pickled stone wool	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 50
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	squat calendar fragment	0		
5647	medical-grade calendar	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5648	Jim Carey's Boris's Helm of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	upside-down shellacked Newton's staph of homophones	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Alters Page Text
5650	prompt rosewater-soaked deadly Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	blurry mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	huge key-o-tron	0		
5654	adequate squat nailswurst	3	good	
5655	smooth special squat used beer	3	awesome	Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	tumbling fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	chaotic insulting hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	family-friendly offensive moustache	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5661	Temple Grandin's hairshirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7
5662	blinking Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	maroon microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bouncing bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	stale super-sized fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	5	decent	
5671	smooth practically non-alcoholic slap and slap again	1	awesome	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	red &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	twisted wobbly shaking watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	squat pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	upside-down up-at-dawn Ze&trade; goggles	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	pulsating soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	friendly beefy stylish swimsuit	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	fuchsia lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	miniature decent P.B.L.T.	2	good	
5682	teal bouncing note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	lime green jittery bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	bouncing flame-retardant UV monocular	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5689	mirror drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	jittery Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
5693	teal bouncing banded phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	bugbear detector of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5696	maroon bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	blinking The Lost Glasses of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
5699	tumbling The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	squat tumbling mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	pulsating spinning wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	lime green Temple Grandin's crafty wax hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	coward's therapeutic wax pants	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	olive shaking FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	pressed yellow drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	blinking huge Temple Grandin's steel-toed fireman's helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	fire axe of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	huge horrifying nippy fire extinguisher of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	teal FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	pulsating Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	rotten ghostly FDKOL hotcakes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	shaking hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	toothsome fiery wing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	twirling ruddy beefcake's wings of fire	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	ghostly nippy FDKOL fire hose	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	colloidal enhanced pickled bottle of fire	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	spinning bouncing maroon nippy quilted hot daub bun	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	spinning executive veiny hot daub stand	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	yellow Samson's foot-long hot daub of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	jittery twirling ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	moldy angst burger	4	crappy	
5731	aged enchanted 5-hour acrimony	4	awesome	Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 15
5732	mirror squat blank note	0		
5733	purple eerily silent box	0		
5734	bland huge teal forbidden sausage	3	decent	
5735	huge Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	ionized liquefied Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 18
5737	extra-oxidized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	perfumed Camp Scout backpack	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	tumbling CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	rotten teal bag of GORP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	lousy watered-down water purification pills	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	squat Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	mediocre skewed CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	adequate bag of GORF	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	stale bag of QWOP	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	triple-energized cold-filtered mirror narrow CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	smooth CSA cheerfulness ration	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	ghostly CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	squat Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	delicious teal crappy brain	3	awesome	
5753	stale wobbly decent brain	3	decent	
5754	rotten half-sized wobbly spinning good brain	2	crappy	
5755	spoiled boss brain	4	crappy	
5756	decent half-sized hunter brain	2	good	
5758	Jim Carey's sharpshooter's MacGyver's Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	sage staff of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
5760	zippy aromatic gravedigger's staff	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
5761	mirror ribald Jim Carey's Staff of the Scummy Sink of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 45, Sleaze Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	green nose	0		
5763	yellow Superhero Reboots of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20
5764	Tesla Samson's fuzzy busby	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	gravedigger's banded fuzzy earmuffs	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	lard-coated cool fuzzy montera of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	purple gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	narrow gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	red gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	wobbly Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	tumbling talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	huge savvy Barney's rake of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5778	bite-sized rotten huge idiot brain	1	crappy	
5779	sizzling keel-haulin' knife	0		Hot Damage: +10
5780	ice cream scoop of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
5781	practically non-alcoholic drinkable soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	1	good	
5782	pulsating morningwood plank	0		
5783	yellow raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	narrow weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	teal hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	huge jittery shaking smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	twirling bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	hardened right bear arm of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	gray Annie Oakley's slick left bear arm of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	Hat O' Nine Tails of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
5794	nitrogenated pickled ghostly bouncing Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 29
5795	ionized boiled twirling Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 17
5796	pickled cold-filtered concentrated Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 56
5797	corrupted gray Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 54
5798	magnetized nitrogenated upside-down Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 56
5799	colloidal eldritch dough	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 31
5800	liquefied Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 28
5801	extra-deionized super-concentrated nitrogenated Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 63
5802	energized nitrogenated perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 31
5803	chilled activated red White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 13
5804	double-warmed Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 35
5805	vacuum-sealed breath mint	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 14
5806	altered jittery muesli	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 54
5807	polymerized ionized ionized glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 51
5808	energized extra-vacuum-sealed skewed glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 50
5809	flattened pressed squat Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 11
5810	denatured colloidal energized squat yellow upside-down Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 40
5811	boiled quadruple-tarnished tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
5812	oxidized upside-down tumbling skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 68
5813	deionized liquefied huge smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 68
5814	double-ionized spinning blob of acid	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 23
5815	modified colloidal polarized red flayed mind	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 19
5816	magnetized concentrated oxidized kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 19
5817	denatured gray forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 11
5818	ionized blurry Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 23
5819	anodized ghostly gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 65
5820	denatured spinning blue bull blubber	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 69
5821	quantum ionized oxidized cyan frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 37
5822	enhanced oxidized gazely stare	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 46
5823	tarnished ionized canopic jar	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 13
5824	non-nitrogenated flattened clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 22
5825	quadruple-frozen blinking Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 13
5826	super-colloidal zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 31
5827	energized chilled blurry narrow skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 34
5828	pickled squat gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 22
5829	flattened double-anodized deionized lime green janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 20
5830	Vulcanized super-energized anodized pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 21
5831	polarized pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 60
5832	denatured magnetized narrow secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 32
5833	double-dry brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 23
5834	altered holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 54
5835	dry ionized scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
5836	anodized denatured gray embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 33
5837	vacuum-sealed fuchsia Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 13
5838	electrified shaking Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 27
5839	oxidized double-denatured ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 45
5840	oxidized altered Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 33
5841	dry magnetized A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 11
5842	warmed toothbrush	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 46
5843	activated non-concentrated altered jittery pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 63
5844	denatured pulsating una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 21
5845	non-diffused shaking compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 11
5846	dry polymerized denatured salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 20
5847	modified aerosolized unholy water	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 39
5848	cold-filtered triple-diffused Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 61
5849	double-wet triple-alkaline oxidized handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 14
5850	galvanized warmed space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 12
5851	polarized corrupted purple temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 26
5852	triple-cold-filtered alkaline oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
5853	frozen diffused pulsating stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13
5854	triple-modified denatured wobbly BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 29
5855	boiled huge Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 48
5856	liquefied concentrated pulsating Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 34
5857	flattened grey cube	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 58
5858	nitrogenated votive candle	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 21
5859	anodized cold-filtered ghostly booby trap	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 28
5860	denatured tarnished bouncing blinking Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 55
5861	cold-filtered flattened blurry pulsating good ash	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 52
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	wobbly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	boiled double-polarized cyan papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	activated colloidal blue twirling papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	triple-deionized modified papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	bouncing up-at-dawn Jim Carey's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	energetic papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	blurry Da Vinci's papier-masque of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	purple pulsating nasty wicked papier-mitre	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	skewed wicked papier-m&acirc;churidars of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Rainbow Jello Mould of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
5879	pulsating Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	tumbling packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	greedy dog trainer's chaotic skeleton skis	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	stale skeleton quiche	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	spinning skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	miser's censurious Rosewater's weightlifter's Bonestabber	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	irresponsibly strong lousy teal crystal skeleton vodka	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	Jim Carey's auxiliary backbone	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	electrified denatured that gum you like	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 12
5893	huge dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	diluted purple skewed Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	blinking jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	green squat jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	blinking jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	Sherlock's wedding ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
5910	upside-down deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	red asbestos-lined Solstice Shield of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5913	super-oxidized frozen concentrated mirror candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	denatured mirror sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	chilled quadruple-ionized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	energized activated sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	deionized polarized corrupted cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	yellow tumbling ruddy plastic animelf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	fuchsia bouncing plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	stanky plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	blurry Van der Graaf plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	upside-down huge studded plastic MechaElf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	blurry ghostly yellow plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	bouncing electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	shaking teal BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	shaking brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	purple bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	maroon blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	purple skewed double-paned Samson's plastic four-shadowed mime of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	teal prompt smelly plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	executive rock-hard plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	greasy manspreader's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	weightlifter's plastic Beebee King	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	Temple Grandin's plastic Queen Bee	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	hardy plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	groovy plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	blurry boxer's plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	plastic spiderbugbear of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	ghostly arcane researcher's plastic peacannon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	plastic the Free Man of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	sharpshooter's plastic fire servant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	resourceful plastic mumblebee	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	plastic moneybee of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	jittery wobbly Jeselnik's plastic beebee queue	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	baleful plastic buzzerker	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	shaking grievous plastic bee swarm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	nippy plastic batbugbear	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	skewed lard-coated plastic bugaboo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	Rosewater's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	mirror manspreader's plastic ops bugbear	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	greedy plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	cool plastic cavebugbear	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	asbestos-lined plastic Norville Rogers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	frosty plastic Scott the Miner	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	brawny plastic angry space marine	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	blinking shellacked plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	plastic Father McGruber of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	skewed squat plastic blazing bat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	aromatic chaotic electronic dulcimer pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	lime green A-Boo clue	0		
5965	jittery educational Frown Exerciser of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	blinking soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	mirror soul coin	0		
5969	skewed soul knife	0		
5970	gray vibrating soul mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	narrow reassuring Temple Grandin's silent beret of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	spoiled slice of pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	tumbling star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	irresponsibly strong drinkable tankard of ale	7	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	purple Jack Frost's veiny personal trainer's cloth cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	twirling up-at-dawn family-friendly Jack Frost's iron dagger	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	massive toothsome enchanted blue hamburger	10	awesome	Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	fuchsia dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	blurry blinking potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	acceptable narrow bottle of wine	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	Van der Graaf wicked boxer's iron helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	wool occult sinister steel sword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	rotten whole roasted chicken	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	maroon massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	bad practically non-alcoholic shining goblet	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	jittery fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	wool Annie Oakley's crown	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	lime green blurry executive energetic curative sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	upside-down gravedigger's experienced brawny Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	rock-hard arcane researcher's Cloak of Dire Shadows of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	twirling toasty Jack Frost's vibrating Sword of Dark Omens	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	narrow stiffened Da Vinci's Shield of Icy Fate of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	blinking Temple Grandin's Greaves of the Murk Lord of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	friendly wicked Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	auspicious Boots of Twilight Whispers of doom of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	horrifying stylish Belt of Howling Anger of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	asbestos-lined logging hatchet	0		Hot Resistance: +5
6011	orc wrist of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6012	spinning boxer's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10
6013	bouncing forbidden Socratic orcish stud-finder	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6014	therapeutic screwing pooch	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6015	moist orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 38
6016	vacuum-sealed spinning orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 32
6017	diffused aerosolized orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 17
6018	drinkable watered-down backwoods screwdriver	2	good	
6019	huge forbidden loadstone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
6020	blurry therapeutic Claybender glasses of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6021	mirror mansplainer's sage Duskwalker fangs	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
6022	green Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	narrow crafty rosy-cheeked Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	shaking Whatsian Ionic Pliers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
6025	polarized quadruple-concentrated Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 54
6026	blurry Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	lime green Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	squat T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	beefy dress pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	wobbly family-friendly badge of authority	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6032	chaotic occult motorcycle boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
6033	huge ghostly scandalous resourceful stolen necklace	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
6034	wobbly aromatic troll britches of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	polymerized vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 18
6036	distilled artisanal artisanal limoncello	5	EPIC	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	rotten wobbly incredible pizza	3	crappy	
6039	bouncing dance instructor's Samson's oil cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	careful therapeutic oil lamp	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6041	maroon oil slacks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	yellow oil pan of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6043	shaking olive boid	0		
6044	twirling woim	0		
6045	tumbling Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	pulsating BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	lard-coated hardened Misty Cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6048	narrow frosty sinister Misty Robe	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6049	greedy Jeselnik's thinker's Misty Cape	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
6050	jittery woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	adequate jumbo Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	5	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	enchanted perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1	EPIC	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	cold-filtered colloidal ghostly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	skewed The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	narrow blue curative strapping Meatcleaver	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	hardened Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	fireproof Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	smelly Crimbo tree flocker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	miser's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	electrified Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	jittery upside-down sharp tin strip	0		
6065	fuchsia wad of spider silk	0		
6066	tumbling squat goblin collarbone	0		
6067	squat ruddy razor-sharp Truthsayer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	jittery goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	pickled mirror haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	dry tarnished magnetized magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	deionized pulsating 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	mediocre McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	adequate diet haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	olive flame-retardant haggis socks	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	tumbling Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	supercool Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	executive Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	spinning squat chilly Microplushie: Bropane	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	asbestos-lined Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	Microplushie: Gothochondria of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	Jeselnik's Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	cyan Microplushie: Hobomosome of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	blurry Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	MacGyver's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	beefy Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	hale Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Thinknerd T-Shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	mirror homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	blinking Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	lime green greasy fortified Ginsu&trade;	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	purple bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	blinking zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	tumbling zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	upside-down goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	tumbling bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	lousy Chinese beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cyan cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	colloidal bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	blurry wool novelty tattoo sleeves of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pulsating pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	nasty makeshift yakuza mask	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	shaking toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	narrow battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	therapeutic razor-sharp White Dragon Fang of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	butterfly knife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	medical-grade weighted paperclip chain	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	nasty rubber gloves	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	blurry Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	jumbo spoiled roasted duck	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	gigantic bland dead meat bun	9	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	sage cat collar	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	wobbly vibrating Newton's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	purple Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	upside-down carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	spoiled carrot cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	smooth carrot claret	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	diluted carrot juice	1	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	ghostly dog trainer's friendly Byte	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	red squat MacGyver's anger blaster	0		Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	bouncing gravedigger's doubt cannon	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	sage fear condenser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	curative slick commodore's hat	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	Fonzie's naval trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	rosy-cheeked groovy deck cannon	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	Samson's ornamental sextant	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	Bloodbath of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	watered-down tolerable shaking Hundred Headed IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	snack-sized moldy ghostly chum	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	non-anodized crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 45
6172	galvanized triple-chilled extra-improved candy crayons	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	up-at-dawn weightlifter's pixel grappling hook	0		Muscle: +15, Adventures: +5
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	upside-down GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	yellow spinning cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	fuchsia cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	skewed maroon cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	shaking sizzling rock-hard Jarlsberg's hat of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10
6185	normal consummate hard-boiled egg	3	good	
6186	thick normal consummate fried egg	5	good	
6187	bland big consummate egg salad	5	decent	
6188	spoiled thick narrow consummate bagel	5	crappy	
6189	bite-sized rotten consummate sliced bread	1	crappy	
6190	bland consummate hot dog bun	3	decent	
6191	moldy consummate brownie	4	crappy	
6192	bland consummate toast	3	decent	
6193	mediocre passable stout	3	decent	
6194	spoiled massive consummate soup	8	crappy	
6195	fancy flavorless consummate corn chips	3	decent	Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 10
6196	tiny stale consummate salad	1	decent	
6197	bite-sized decent consummate salsa	1	good	
6198	flavorless consummate sauerkraut	3	decent	
6199	delicious thick consummate cheese slice	5	awesome	
6200	enchanted bland consummate melted cheese	4	decent	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 25
6201	bland consummate bacon	4	decent	
6202	stale consummate meatloaf	3	decent	
6203	gigantic bland consummate steak	6	decent	
6204	tasty bouncing consummate cuts	3	awesome	
6205	super-sized normal yellow consummate frankfurter	5	good	
6206	rotten consummate french fries	3	crappy	
6207	stale consummate baked potato	3	decent	
6208	hand-crafted acceptable vodka	4	EPIC	
6209	yummy consummate ice cream	3	awesome	
6210	adequate consummate whipped cream	3	good	
6211	rotten consummate cream	3	crappy	
6212	bland consummate strawberries	3	decent	
6213	gigantic spoiled consummate sorbet	8	crappy	
6214	enchanted aged weak adequate rum	2	awesome	Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 30
6215	weak perfectly mixed gray mediocre lager	2	EPIC	
6216	normal immaculate grilled cheese	3	good	
6217	normal immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	good	
6218	enchanted rotten small immaculate hot dog	2	crappy	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 15
6219	big special tasty immaculate egg salad sandwich	5	awesome	Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 30
6220	toothsome perfect sandwich	4	awesome	
6221	enchanted rotten spinning perfect chef salad	4	crappy	Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 15
6222	special flavorless blurry perfect breakfast	3	decent	Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 40
6223	stale sublime deluxe hot dog	3	decent	
6224	decent sublime stew	3	good	
6225	delicious sublime nachos	3	awesome	
6226	small adequate Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	good	
6227	moldy miniature Loaded Baked Potato	2	crappy	
6228	miniature yummy Omega Sundae	2	awesome	
6229	lousy Das Sauerlager	3	decent	
6230	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Bologna Lambic	1	super ultra EPIC	
6231	lousy lime green Vodka Dog	3	decent	
6232	drinkable pulsating Disappointed Russian	3	good	
6233	triple-distilled drinkable Chunky Mary	7	good	
6234	smooth Nachojito	3	awesome	
6235	spirit-forward bad Le Roi	5	decent	
6236	watered-down drinkable Over Easy Rider	2	good	
6237	jittery cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	ionized enhanced lime green cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 38
6240	enhanced electrified Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 69
6241	unsweetened censored can label	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 22
6242	colloidal pressed ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19
6243	quantum aerosolized mirror blurry the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 53
6244	quadruple-moist cat's paw	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 54
6245	enhanced pulsating ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 29
6246	irradiated deionized demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 25
6247	quantum dry huge clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
6248	improved ionized quantum gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 63
6249	upside-down dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	blurry horrifying Van der Graaf steel-toed numberwang of Tarzan of the businessman of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6251	dry skewed upside-down scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	tarnished scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	chilly grievous razor-sharp Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 75, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	tumbling avaricious foul-smelling clever Staff of the Staff of Life of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: 80, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	greasy dog trainer's smartaleck's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	chilly mansplainer's beefy Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	razor-sharp beefcake's Staff of the Hearty Dinner of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	Temple Grandin's forbidden Staff of the All-Steak of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	upside-down frosty Staff of Fruit Salad of extreme caution of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	perfumed resourceful veiny Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	flavorless super-sized special grain of protein powder	5	decent	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 15
6268	adjusted mirror pec oil	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 29
6269	green jittery educational gym membership card	0		Experience: +1
6270	Vulcanized dry Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 33
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	tumbling groovy beefcake's penguin keychain	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10
6273	adjusted squat O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 31
6274	hand-crafted open sauce	4	EPIC	
6275	skewed rosy-cheeked turkey leg of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6276	tolerable Ye Olde Meade	3	good	
6277	diffused triple-alkaline Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 34
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
6280	skewed padded artisanal rice peeler	0		Damage Absorption: +20
6281	bland snack-sized mirror heirloom grape tomato	2	decent	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	miser's brown felt tophat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	wobbly gear	0		
6285	pulsating curative Mark I Steam-Hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	mansplainer's brainy Mark II Steam-Hat of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	sizzling lion tamer's healthy Mark III Steam-Hat of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	wool chaotic padded Mark IV Steam-Hat of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	lard-coated curative Mark V Steam-Hat of terror of courage of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	twirling censurious punk rock jacket of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
6292	Jack Frost's safety pin of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6293	tiny decent stolen sushi	1	good	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	pulsating drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	altered Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
6301	moist skewed upside-down possibility potion	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 48
6302	green eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	mirror ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	greasy electrified energetic deadly Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	upside-down Jack Frost's fortified dance instructor's Da Vinci's Jarlsberg's pan of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	squat Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	modified blurry celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	activated oxidized celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	liquefied bouncing celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	galvanized galvanized shaking wobbly celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	lime green mirror steel-toed Uncle Buck	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	spinning miser's therapeutic SCUBA tank	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Adventure Underwater
6316	blurry flame-wreathed chaotic deep six-shooter	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6317	nippy smooth sea chaps	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	blinking horrifying mansplainer's sea holster of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6319	unsweetened shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 49
6320	auspicious long-forgotten necklace	0		Item Drop: +10
6321	teal pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	MacGyver's thinker's jam band of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6324	sinister aquamariner's ring of the bloodbag of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6325	wobbly Temple Grandin's Fonzie's aquamariner's necklace of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6326	gray Jack Frost's rock-hard pearl diver's ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6327	purple ghostly greedy pearl diver's necklace of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6328	ghostly sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	twirling clever arcane researcher's cool cozy scimitar	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Breakable
6333	wool scandalous careful Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable
6334	Sherlock's reassuring brainy cozy bazooka	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Breakable
6335	sea mantle of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6336	lime green greedy greasy sea shawl	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	twirling nippy hale sea cape	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	gravedigger's Van der Graaf muddy pirate hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	brawny floral-print skirt of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	shellacked spectral axe of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7
6342	spinning fireproof slick super-strong air freshener	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
6343	chilled Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 45
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	moist dry blinking Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 16
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	alkaline dry teal Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 30
6348	forbidden Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	mirror wholesome Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	wizardly Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	blue smooth Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Moxie: +15
6352	wobbly razor-sharp Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +50
6353	fuchsia Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	wet moist gray Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 15
6355	frozen extra-quantum enhanced Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 27
6356	wobbly Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	upside-down brawny Mer-kin begsign	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	denatured pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	corrupted squat tumbling pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	magnetized flattened squat teal pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	galvanized skewed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	frozen ionized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	liquefied ionized frozen mirror pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	denatured blue pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	narrow lump of clay	0		
6370	spinning twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	artisanal practically non-alcoholic enchanted can of the cheapest beer	1	EPIC	Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 50
6372	mediocre bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	decent	
6373	delicious single swig of vodka	4	awesome	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	prompt testy toolbox	0		Adventures: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	maroon Jick-o-User	0		
6378	skewed eraser nubbin	0		
6379	tumbling chlorine crystal	0		
6380	pressed boiled ph balancer	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 24
6381	non-electrified enhanced gray mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 61
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	mirror root beer	1	awesome	
6384	shaking jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	galvanized denatured Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 57
6390	tarnished Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 39
6391	polarized purple Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 62
6392	shaking up-at-dawn reassuring scale-mail underwear	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	pickled quadruple-denatured comb jelly	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 45
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	wobbly Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	tumbling glass	0		
6399	deionized deionized dry fuchsia Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 37
6400	blinking Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	oxidized anodized tear	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 61
6402	colloidal dry shaking jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 14
6403	pressed polarized frozen lime green grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 20
6404	ionized violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 59
6405	triple-energized pickled spinning maroon worst candy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 40
6406	dry extra-concentrated fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 28
6407	mansplainer's brainy Pocket Square of Loathing of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	mirror Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	green spinning Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	teal clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	spoiled flavorless gruel	3	crappy	
6416	gigantic decent mana curds	10	good	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	blurry pencil stub	0		
6419	nitrogenated pulsating moth dust	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 54
6420	denatured ionized glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 47
6421	jittery tonic djinn	0		
6422	decent shaking vampire chowder	3	good	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	bouncing Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	moldy diet narrow Dreadsylvanian stew	1	crappy	
6427	drinkable Dreadsylvanian	3	good	
6428	unsweetened tarnished galvanized Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 50
6429	adjusted Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 68
6430	rock-hard padded dreadful fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	blue arcane researcher's dreadful sweater	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	narrow red manspreader's dreadful glove	0		Monster Level: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	squat foul-smelling supercharged Covers-Your-Head of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	lard-coated occult personal trainer's Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	frightening electrified Warms-Your-Tush of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	clever dangerous Helps-You-Sleep	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Blind
6444	nippy occult educational Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6445	fuchsia lightning-fast cool Protects-Your-Junk	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6446	perfectly mixed spinning Gets-You-Drunk	3	EPIC	
6447	bouncing resourceful sinister slick Great Wolf's headband	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	executive Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked Great Wolf's left paw	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	huge mirror gravedigger's boxer's Great Wolf's right paw of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	blinking Van der Graaf MacGyver's Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	censurious dance instructor's Great Wolf's beastly trousers of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	warmed diffused chilled jittery Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 34
6454	resourceful Rosewater's zombie mariachi hat of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	blurry chilly baleful zombie accordion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	studded forbidden dance instructor's zombie mariachi pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	rosy-cheeked grievous HOA regulation book of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25
6458	blurry wholesome strapping HOA zombie eyes of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	spinning wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	sharpshooter's Sinatra's Mayor Ghost's toupee of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	brawny Mayor Ghost's cloak of the brute of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: 50, Experience: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	green blurry ribald cool wizardly Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	lion tamer's Van der Graaf hardy Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	Temple Grandin's sinister Mayor Ghost's sash of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6467	ghostly Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	adequate twirling upside-down ghost pepper	4	good	
6469	vibrating wicked experienced Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	skewed Jack Frost's wicked groovy Drunkula's cape	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	skewed Usain Bolt's careful Socratic Drunkula's silky pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	gray Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	lard-coated veiny Drunkula's ring of haze of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	purple mirror greasy Drunkula's wineglass	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6475	delicious mirror bottle of Bloodweiser	4	awesome	
6476	narrow dance instructor's Samson's Herculean Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Experience (Muscle): 6, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	narrow flame-wreathed rock-hard Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	jittery lion tamer's padded beefcake's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	fireproof flame-retardant frosty grievous wizardly Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: 4
6480	Lo Pan's Tesla Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Thorns: 1
6481	ribald friendly Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10
6482	greasy electrified studded Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6483	shaking Kool-Aid	1	decent	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	rotten blinking ghostly Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	4	crappy	
6489	upside-down music box parts	0		
6490	tumbling unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	bouncing tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	dog trainer's Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	pulsating blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	mediocre practically non-alcoholic yellow bloody kiwitini	1	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	skewed double-paned frightening dance instructor's moon-amber necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	wobbly Usain Bolt's Rosewater's brainy hangman's hood	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80
6505	wool Van der Graaf ring finger ring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6506	blurry Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	tumbling cool iron ingot	0		
6508	therapeutic stylish cool iron helmet	0		Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	tumbling toasty therapeutic cool iron breastplate	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6510	shaking aromatic steel-toed cool iron greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	Temple Grandin's wholesome ghost shawl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	warm fur of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
6514	flame-wreathed snowstick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
6515	padded eerie fetish	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
6516	distilled lousy stinkwater	5	decent	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	toothsome special huge red pulsating accidental mutton	10	awesome	Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 30
6519	dangerous thinker's drafty drawers	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	aromatic medical-grade wolfskull mask	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	cyan guts necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
6522	huge flame-wreathed Sinatra's groping claw	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6523	yellow Annie Oakley's vengeful spirit	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
6524	BOOtonniere of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
6525	magnetized ghost thread	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 69
6526	upside-down educational strapping bag of unfinished business	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1
6527	ghostly smartaleck's transparent pants of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	gravedigger's hothammer	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6529	artisanal shaking Thriller Ice	3	EPIC	
6530	upside-down grandfather watch of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	wool spyglass of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
6533	chaotic vial of hot blood	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
6534	scorching remorseless knife	0		Hot Damage: +25
6535	double-paned intimidating coiffure	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	flame-retardant ribald cod cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
6537	stale thick blood sausage	5	decent	
6538	upside-down blinking Jim Carey's deadly frying brainpan	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25
6539	twirling executive rosewater-soaked ball and chain	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6540	dog trainer's dry bone	0		Experience (familiar): +1
6541	tailbone shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Thorns: 1
6542	twirling Da Vinci's tonguebone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
6543	prompt sinister pogo stick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6545	knitted chaotic beefcake's weedy skirt	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	electrified pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	red Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	yellow cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	jittery cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	frozen activated phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 67
6557	super-boiled blinking phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 21
6558	enhanced liquefied cyan phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 28
6559	deionized boiled blinking phial of stench	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
6560	concentrated wet huge phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 13
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	smartaleck's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	adequate Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	4	good	
6565	immense decent Dreadsylvanian pocket	7	good	
6566	bland Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6567	thick tasty Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	5	awesome	
6568	flavorless massive twirling huge Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	8	decent	
6569	special aged Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	awesome	Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 20
6570	aged twirling Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	4	awesome	
6571	high-proof hand-crafted wobbly Dreadsylvanian grimlet	9	EPIC	
6572	practically non-alcoholic aged Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1	awesome	
6573	special delicious Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	awesome	Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 10
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	mirror sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	skewed length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	mirror olive studded hot dog wrapper	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6585	twirling huge wool gravedigger's debonair deboner	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
6586	altered modified chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 12
6587	avaricious jar of frostigkraut	0		Meat Drop: +30, Damage Aura: 1
6588	Annie Oakley's stylish gnawed-up dog bone	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6589	Annie Oakley's Grey Guanon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1
6590	pulsating chaotic padded Engorged Sausages and You of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6591	drinkable practically non-alcoholic dream of a dog	1	good	
6592	skewed upside-down padded boxer's optimal spreadsheet of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Food Drop: +100
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	upside-down cyan hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	distilled epic cluster	1	awesome	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	olive clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	ghostly clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	wobbly clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	blinking clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	skewed clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	lime green jittery clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Cold One	1	???	
6616	snack-sized decent spaghetti breakfast	2	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	blurry folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	blurry purple folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	yellow folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	tumbling folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	bouncing folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	pulsating folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	wizardly slide rule of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20
6649	Vulcanized diffused anodized ghostly tumbling Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 11
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	upside-down twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	artisanal stepmom's booze	4	EPIC	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	band T-shirt	0		Item Drop: +5
6655	lousy fountain 'soda'	4	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	clever razor-sharp pickelhaube	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	pickled cold-filtered hair oil	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 37
6659	ionized moist blurry scrap	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 15
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	aromatic fireproof dance instructor's Staff of the Lunch Lady of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	nippy Temple Grandin's deathchucks	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10
6666	jittery eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	wobbly modeling claymore	0		
6670	tumbling clay homunculus	0		
6671	galvanized blue skewed sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 60
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	skewed yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	blinking stinkbomb	0		
6675	chilled blinking superwater	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 58
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Yearbook Club Camera of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	strapping machete	0		Muscle: +5
6680	irresponsibly strong bad blue Cursed Punch	8	decent	
6681	perfectly mixed Bowl of Scorpions	3	EPIC	
6682	aged Fog Murderer	3	awesome	
6683	blurry book of matches	0		
6684	olive careful surgical mask	0		Monster Level: -10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	wizardly head mirror	0		Mysticality: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	hardy half-size scalpel	0		Maximum HP: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	banded surgical apron	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	upside-down scandalous bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	pulsating McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	teal McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	mirror bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	skewed scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	twirling stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	fancy imitation White Russian	1	good	Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 5
6704	wobbly ribald Da Vinci's short-handled mop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
6705	thick adequate jungle floor wax	5	good	
6706	jittery smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	irradiated double-galvanized colorful toad	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 47
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	mirror fuchsia ribald pygmy briefs of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	Jeselnik's forbidden sphygmomanometer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
6716	triple-moist pressed upside-down bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 48
6717	shaking tongue depressor	0		
6718	flame-wreathed compression stocking of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
6719	yellow fortified baleful midriff scrubs	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
6720	electrified galvanized skewed pill cup	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 64
6721	executive hardened water bottle of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	deionized non-irradiated pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 33
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	adequate skewed exotic jungle fruit	4	good	
6725	teal Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	pulsating dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	blurry ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	gray upside-down UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	ghostly Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	ghostly fuchsia clothesline pole	0		
6734	shaking cigar sign	0		
6735	shaking junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	purple tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	blurry jagged scrap	0		
6739	diffused non-boiled enhanced bent scrap	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 13
6740	yellow molten scrap	0		
6741	gray eternal car battery	0		
6742	blue junk band of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6743	junk trunks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	arcane researcher's junk-mail shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6745	decent low-calorie junk food	1	good	
6746	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic jittery junk yard	1	EPIC	
6747	twirling cool weightlifter's swordzall	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5
6748	blurry beefcake's arm buzzer	0		Muscle: +25
6749	deadly boilgun of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +7
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	narrow packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	yellow beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	mirror artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	artisanal can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	mediocre can of Drooling Monk	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	tolerable watered-down can of Impetuous Scofflaw	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted bottle of Old Pugilist	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	drinkable irresponsibly strong bouncing bottle of Professor Beer	9	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	mediocre bottle of Rapier Witbier	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	perfectly mixed fortified tumbling bottle of Race Car Red	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	bad bottle of Greedy Dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	aged enchanted twirling bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	awesome	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	green tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	mirror liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	supercharged Socratic tin tam of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	aerosolized blinking tin cup	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	greedy mansplainer's tin foil of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	friendly coward's tin drum of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	olive tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	blurry tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	nitrogenated quantum squat foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 37
6777	quantum irradiated quadruple-anodized huge seal sweat	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 22
6778	polymerized boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 41
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	olive blurry perfumed supercool studded sealhide shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
6781	twirling greedy smelly scabrous seal epaulets	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6782	shaking abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	jittery up-at-dawn seal medal of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	jittery blank diary	0		
6789	spinning boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	pulsating soap knife	0		
6795	unsweetened blinking disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 26
6796	alkaline disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 66
6797	dry spinning upside-down disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 17
6798	chilled upside-down huge disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 64
6799	wet corrupted shaking disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 50
6800	energized chilled disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 34
6801	anodized adjusted tumbling disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 56
6802	anodized ionized irradiated disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 16
6803	diffused colloidal disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 24
6804	non-corrupted skewed shaking disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 39
6805	colloidal blue disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 67
6806	polymerized blurry disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 62
6807	Newton's The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	narrow accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	green stiffened beer-battered accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	veiny baritone accordion	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	huge Oprah's mama's squeezebox	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	chilly guancertina	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	Herculean accordion file	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	deadly accord ion	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	wobbly thinker's bone bandoneon	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	wobbly arcane researcher's pentatonic accordion	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	maroon extremely unsafe non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	jittery veiny arcane researcher's Accordion of Jordion	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	pulsating groovy autocalliope	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	Samson's accordionoid rocca	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	skewed Usain Bolt's pygmy concertinette	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	up-at-dawn occult ghost accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	tumbling knitted peace accordion	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	alarm accordion of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	wobbly electrified All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	bouncing knitted Van der Graaf KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6828	drinkable discocktail	4	good	
6829	KoL Con X Bingo Card of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6830	upside-down knitted Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Cold Resistance: +3
6831	anodized quantum Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 58
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	magnetized huge Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 36
6834	pickled blue box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 31
6835	warmed Vulcanized bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 30
6836	double-moist concentrated cyan PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 20
6837	improved energized Swizzler	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 16
6838	triple-concentrated bouncing squat Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 44
6839	enhanced jam	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 49
6840	wet wet Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 67
6841	extra-liquefied frozen quadruple-improved 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 63
6842	pickled polarized denatured vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 19
6843	diffused corrupted bone bons	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 69
6844	magnetized mirror ironic mint	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 21
6845	tumbling unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	wizardly security flashlight	0		Mysticality: +25
6849	colloidal Vulcanized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 60
6850	mirror dangerous boxer's sturdy cane of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6851	twirling huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	twirling skewed carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	teal desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	Tesla Bal-musette accordion	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	jittery jittery flame-retardant Cajun accordion	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	spinning sharpshooter's quirky accordion	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	jittery mirror foul-smelling stylish Skipper's accordion	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	squat resourceful healthy savvy Pantsgiving of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	decent can of sardines	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	normal high-calorie sugar substitute	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	moldy pat of butter	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	toothsome dinner roll	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	flavorless blurry mashed potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	decent enchanted whole turkey leg	3	good	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	delicious bite-sized deviled egg	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	nitrogenated modified tarnished finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	activated denatured magnetized huge dented spoon	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	polarized love note	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	oxidized skewed jittery nail file	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	wet warmed pulsating blinking candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	skewed gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	corrupted chilled activated twirling post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	upside-down pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	smelly forbidden extremely unsafe savvy bowl of petunias	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	double-paned frosty Oprah's beefy power sock	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	perfumed coward's supercharged razor-sharp wool sock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	arcane researcher's Sinatra's strapping moustache sock of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	energized ghostly spirit gum	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 37
6886	huge spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	tumbling up-at-dawn supercool spirit bell of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	galvanized activated spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	double-boiled freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	adjusted blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	concentrated boiled dry handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	electrified tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	triple-improved Vulcanized Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	spinning hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	spinning mirror Socratic flask flops of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6903	super-deionized red nuts	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	tarnished double-altered narrow bolts	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	decent tiny gingerbread robot	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	rotten big blurry petit 4.1	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	flavorless fancy nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	smelly plastic GORM-8	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	wool plastic warbear	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	censurious plastic Toybot	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	spinning slick plastic warbear fortress	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	greasy Da Vinci's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	blurry warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	mirror lime green inspector's warbear hoverbelt of doom of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	dry aerosolized energized warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	deionized magnetized warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	nitrogenated olive pulsating warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	rotten warbear feasting bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	decent big warbear warrior bread	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	small normal lime green warbear thermoregulator bread	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	artisanal warbear feasting mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	mediocre irresponsibly strong warbear bearserker mead	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	special bad warbear blizzard mead	4	decent	Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	blurry warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	ghostly hale baleful warbear plain fedora of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	flame-wreathed warbear feathered fedora	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	Tesla wholesome warbear fedora of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	asbestos-lined dance instructor's warbear plain helm of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	mirror stanky warbear spiked helm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	executive stylish warbear electro-spiked helm of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	Sinatra's Socratic warbear plain ushanka of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	blue personal trainer's warbear lined ushanka	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	fuchsia twirling frightening Annie Oakley's experienced warbear heated ushanka	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	scandalous occult Herculean warbear party pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	stylish warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	shaking smartaleck's warbear high festival pants of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	auspicious Jim Carey's shellacked warbear battle greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	warbear officer greaves of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	censurious chaotic supercool warbear bearserker greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	gray blurry Oprah's occult grievous warbear johns	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	therapeutic warbear fleece-lined johns	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	bouncing zippy dance instructor's warbear johns of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	spinning warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	wool brawny warbear goggles of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	aromatic warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	shellacked supercool thinker's warbear polarized goggles	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	family-friendly occult weightlifter's warbear laser bowtie	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	huge Socratic warbear plasma bowtie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	prompt toasty warbear nuclear bowtie of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	teal aromatic flame-retardant cool warbear warscarf	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	maroon warbear fleece-lined warscarf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	gravedigger's warbear warscarf of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	jittery warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	Jack Frost's warbear foil hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	miser's Oprah's warbear oil pan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	jittery shaking warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	brawny warbear exhaust manifold	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	olive narrow warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	teal warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	purple warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	wobbly narrow blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	blinking die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	wobbly purple occult die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	savvy die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	maroon perfumed die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	sinister die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	mirror die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	resourceful die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	Lo Pan's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	upside-down reassuring die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	spinning wizardly die-cast middle-management elf	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	die-cast pencil-pusher elf of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	shaking mirror die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	lime green nippy die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	fuchsia baleful die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	wobbly executive shellacked die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	mirror banded die-cast turtle mech	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	die-cast Swiss hen of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	forbidden die-cast killing bird	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	narrow wool die-cast ring	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	veiny die-cast goose a-laying	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	lime green die-cast swarm a-swarming of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	brainy die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	toasty die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	grievous die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	supercharged die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	smelly beefy die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	avaricious MacGyver's die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	Da Vinci's brainy die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	narrow dog trainer's dangerous die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	Vulcanized chilled Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	red lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	twisted narrow handful of Smithereens	1	good	Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	snack-sized moldy narrow Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	small spoiled Miserable Pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	flavorless This Charming Flan	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	fancy practically non-alcoholic smooth Irish Coffee, English Heart	1	awesome	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	extra-dry mediocre Strikes Again Bigmouth	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	aged Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	twirling Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	ghostly greedy frightening supercool wizardly Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	miser's hardy veiny Herculean Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: 60, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	Jeselnik's dog trainer's wicked Sheila Take a Crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	upside-down inspector's dance instructor's weightlifter's A Light that Never Goes Out of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	shaking mirror inspector's coward's studded experienced Half a Purse	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	blurry toasty rock-hard forbidden Hairpiece On Fire of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	gravedigger's boxer's Vicar's Tutu of the dark arts of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	mirror boxer's smooth Hand in Glove of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	spinning Sherlock's Jim Carey's Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	reassuring Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the bloodbag of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	Usain Bolt's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of wisdom of incineration	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	up-at-dawn executive baleful Saucepanic	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	wobbly executive Jack Frost's resourceful Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	blurry asbestos-lined wool Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	wobbly third-hand lantern of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	snack-sized spoiled pickled egg	2	crappy	
7033	shaking twirling cup of lukewarm tea	1	awesome	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	bouncing warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	pulsating warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	deionized blinking warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	wobbly warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	vacuum-sealed aerosolized skewed glass slipper	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	mixed antimatter wad	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	ionized energized jittery skewed warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	ionized double-pressed lime green bouncing warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	energized twirling warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	stale warbear gyro	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	deionized recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	wobbly warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	bland small breakfast mess	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	adequate breakfast miracle	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	super-magnetized deionized magnetized narrow Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	mirror yellow grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	narrow Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	blurry hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	boiled grim fairy tale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	tarnished non-liquefied ionized bouncing single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	corrupted dry oxidized teal single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	pulsating narrow packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	adequate diet snow berries	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	adequate ice harvest	4	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	deionized frozen liquefied tumbling frost flower	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	galvanized oxidized yellow snow cleats	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	ionized liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	spinning mirror mirror snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	snack-sized adequate blinking snow crab	2	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	smooth Ice Island Long Tea	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	lime green unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ghostly ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	mirror snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	bouncing snow mobile of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	studded ice bucket	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	Usain Bolt's frosty snow shovel	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	bouncing resourceful cool brainy bod-ice	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	narrow blurry dog trainer's experienced educational snow belt of courage	0		Experience: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	auspicious wool Annie Oakley's clever ice nine	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	jittery snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	bad practically non-alcoholic narrow En Una Fila Tequila	1	decent	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	EPIC	
7092	miser's groovy warbear dress helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	fortified forbidden warbear dress bracers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	horrifying chilly warbear dress greaves	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	smartaleck's sweatband of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	narrow occult sage gym shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	lightning-fast supercharged ankleweights	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	squat inspector's scorching wicked brainy sweat socks	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	wobbly pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	vaporized tumbling jittery Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	narrow pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	ionized upside-down lime green powder	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	jittery rock-hard licorice whip	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	smooth bouncing snakebite	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	clever steel-toed candy stick	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	small rotten pecan	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	bland enchanted mirror pecan pie	3	decent	Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	fancy decent mirror candy mountain oyster	3	good	Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	fortified artisanal chocotini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	lard-coated hardened chocolate rabbit's foot of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	stale immense candy carrot	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	rotten candy carrot cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	up-at-dawn carrot-on-a-stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	blurry pulsating greedy lion tamer's weasel stomping pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	yummy upside-down mulberry	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	acceptable irresponsibly strong mulled berry wine	6	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	skewed lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	chilly lemon party hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	savvy lemon shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	Oprah's lemon drop trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	magnetized modified lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	yellow educational gummi sword of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	alkaline nitrogenated improved small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	irradiated improved gummi fang	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	moldy shaking leftover canap&eacute;s	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	enchanted high-proof hand-crafted wobbly magnum of champagne	8	EPIC	Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	lime green executive Jim Carey's cow creamer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	pressed blinking Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	tumbling purple lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	extremely unsafe wolf whistle of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	bland super-sized blinking witch's bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	oxidized twirling witch's brew	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	huge Lo Pan's wholesome smooth witch's bra	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	lousy practically non-alcoholic mid-level medieval mead	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	frozen deionized blurry R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	quantum hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	dry twirling blue spinning hare brush	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	wobbly cool hare pin of the brute	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	rotten cinnamon cannoli	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	perfectly mixed expensive champagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	warmed non-enhanced skewed maroon polo trophy	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	tumbling rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	fuchsia ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	teal filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	tumbling hale fire hose of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	tiny flavorless spinning lime green fireman's lunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	twirling resourceful plain paper hat of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	moldy blurry ice cream sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	censurious MacGyver's sinister &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	moldy plumber's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	brawny skull gearshift knob of the pedagogue of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	normal skewed nachos of the night	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	purple jittery Sinatra's Sketcherz&trade; of courage of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	diet normal can of Adultwitch&trade;	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	concentrated nitrogenated unsweetened smudge stick	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	liquefied wall	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	boozy perfectly mixed tankard of ale	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	adjusted upside-down scroll case	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	colloidal ghostly jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	rotten tumbling humble pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	ionized jittery crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 50
7178	squat upside-down Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	olive The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	purple The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	acceptable unnamed cocktail	4	good	
7188	squat handful of tips	0		
7189	unrequired jacket of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
7190	crafty tommy gun	0		Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	squat huge throwing fork	0		
7195	nasty chaotic breadchucks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7198	stanky Herculean silk skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	red executive Buddy Bjorn	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	cyan double-paned energetic veiny The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
7202	half-sized rotten sweet roll Alabama	2	crappy	
7203	narrow ghostly sizzling Saturday Night Special	0		Hot Damage: +10
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	lime green wholesome fleetwood chain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7206	artisanal practically non-alcoholic squat Green Manalishi	1	super EPIC	
7207	Da Vinci's blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	pulsating eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	warmed shaking eagle feather	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 37
7211	nitrogenated oxidized nitrogenated spinning one pill	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 45
7212	wicked Jefferson wings	0		Spell Damage: +5
7213	mirror fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	twirling cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	spoiled tiny fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1	crappy	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	thinker's lynyrdskin cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	supercharged lynyrdskin tunic	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7219	teal Annie Oakley's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	tolerable Flamin' Whatshisname	3	good	
7223	magnetized lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 53
7224	purple occult supercool Kashmir sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25
7225	delicious custard pie	3	awesome	
7226	narrow tea for one	1	crappy	
7227	drinkable bottle of Evermore	4	good	
7228	tumbling box	0		
7229	lousy special weak spinning wine	2	decent	Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 35
7230	artisanal rum	3	EPIC	
7231	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Murderer's Punch	1	super ultra EPIC	
7232	yummy velvet cake	3	awesome	
7233	quadruple-energized dry yellow letter	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 12
7234	squat fireproof thinker's book	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
7235	beefcake's masque of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7236	tumbling lard-coated red-hot poker	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7237	Red X Shield of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
7238	stanky slick badge	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7239	Jack Frost's shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7240	fuchsia dance instructor's beefcake's coat	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7241	friendly forbidden shoe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	concentrated blood cells	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 40
7245	warmed dry eye	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 23
7246	blinking glark cable	0		
7247	Rosewater's wizardly Red Fox glove	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	unsweetened wobbly foxglove	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 41
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	pulsating aromatic frosty vibrating deadly Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	skewed really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	artisanal special mini-martini	3	EPIC	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 10
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	boiled molotov soda	1	good	
7258	concentrated pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 54
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	wobbly firebomb	0		
7261	huge aromatic stanky manspreader's Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	family-friendly fireproof Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	bouncing aromatic plastic Professor What	0		Stench Resistance: +1
7273	blue padded plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7274	greedy plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Meat Drop: +20
7275	stiffened plastic Gary Claybender	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7276	upside-down zippy plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Initiative: +20
7277	dry alkaline liquefied shaking robot grease	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 58
7278	wobbly narrow returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	colloidal wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 53
7280	ionized polymerized wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 12
7281	diffused adjusted adjusted purple wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 45
7282	cold-filtered wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 15
7283	extra-irradiated wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 40
7284	Newton's crying statue earrings of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	dog trainer's plastic Duskwalker necklace of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	olive flame-wreathed plastic replica blaster pistol of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	green blinking Van der Graaf Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	Socratic Space Tourist palmdoctor of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	friendly Tesla amok putter of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7290	spoiled amok pudding	3	crappy	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	teal putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	polarized electrified can of V-11	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	elevennis shoes of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	Sherlock's foul-smelling elevenderizing hammer	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	twirling beefcake's Professor What T-Shirt	0		Muscle: +25
7298	green heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	pulsating Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	twirling Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	alkaline boiled modified spinning eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 29
7309	double-unsweetened blinking rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16
7310	activated aerosolized narrow jittery bronzer	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 19
7311	skewed MacGyver's grievous elegant nightstick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	maroon box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	twirling rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	narrow jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	maroon ghostly jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	lime green skewed nasty ruddy Fonzie's ghost of a necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5
7319	blinking smartaleck's Elizabeth's Dollie of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Adventures: +7
7320	enhanced vacuum-sealed Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 12
7321	teal personal trainer's Stephen's lab coat of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Booze Drop: +100
7322	adjusted aerosolized Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 61
7323	dance instructor's personal trainer's Jacob's rung	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7324	denatured battery	1		
7325	fancy perfectly mixed spirit-forward jittery snakebite	5	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
7326	spinning Sherlock's educational rubber ribcage	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +25
7327	denatured narrow synthetic marrow	1		
7328	boiled ionized cyan mirror funny bone	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 45
7329	shaking sinister half-melted spoon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10
7330	denatured lime green ghostly the funk	1		
7331	adequate gigantic wobbly gunky chicken	10	good	
7332	vibrating doll head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	blurry razor-sharp paddle-ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +5
7336	denatured flattened upside-down sound effects record	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 26
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	alkaline enhanced dancer	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 45
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	tumbling chaotic moose antlers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	extra-dry moose thought	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
7342	rotten immense moose chocolate	6	crappy	
7343	bad watered-down painting of a glass of wine	2	decent	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	jittery ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	sinister ghost toga of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
7348	bland sheet cake	3	decent	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	blinking picture of you	0		
7351	curative forbidden Staff of the Electric Range of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7352	adequate big deluxe layer cake	5	good	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	acceptable red-hot boilermaker	3	good	
7355	smelly coal shovel	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	chilled non-altered squat hot coal	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 63
7357	wet pressed corrupted coal dust	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 60
7358	Jack Frost's Bram's choker of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7359	squat plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	plaid pocket square of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7362	coward's plaid skirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	chilled nitrogenated bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 49
7364	bouncing fabric softener	0		
7365	anodized cold-filtered huge fabric hardener	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 28
7366	aged watered-down bottle of laundry sherry	2	awesome	
7367	extra-vacuum-sealed quadruple-oxidized industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 25, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	normal huge extra-flat panini	7	good	
7369	denatured boiled Vulcanized wobbly mangled finger	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 23
7370	bad Psychotic Train wine	3	decent	
7371	blinking crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	normal pie man was not meant to eat	3	good	
7373	huge avaricious sommelier's towel	0		Meat Drop: +30
7374	friendly tarnished tastevin	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
7375	adequate green actual tapas	4	good	
7376	ghostly ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	flame-wreathed Lo Pan's ghast iron cleaver	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10
7378	tumbling studded quilted ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	olive prompt lard-coated ghast iron heater shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
7380	executive Da Vinci's ghast iron codpiece	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	hardy Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Maximum HP: +50
7382	pulsating Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	non-pressed non-modified Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	flattened dry blinking Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	activated modified Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	quadruple-colloidal blinking Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	deionized mirror Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	dry Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	dry ionized fuchsia Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	concentrated Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	chilled Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	oxidized quantum Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	triple-wet lime green Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	pressed denatured super-colloidal Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	super-Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	oxidized Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	diffused ionized fuchsia Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	warmed Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	improved unsweetened corrupted bouncing Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	modified Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	ionized denatured narrow Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	wet tarnished wobbly Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	anodized colloidal squat Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	colloidal wobbly Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	tumbling green Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	ghostly bouncing Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	narrow Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	yellow wobbly Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	skewed pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	skewed Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	yellow salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	huge bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	skewed Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	jittery purple sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	frozen lime green sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	blinking Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	frozen Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	colloidal blinking Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	non-enhanced wet pressed pulsating Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	denatured warmed Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	moist pressed Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	galvanized denatured wobbly Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	warmed Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	blue squat Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	flavorless narrow Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	tasty shaking Brain Food Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	delicious narrow Cool Brunch Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	miniature adequate Medical Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	big rotten Energy Buzz Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	half-sized bland Ludovico Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic overpowering mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	lousy skewed complex mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	artisanal smooth mushroom wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	drinkable weak blood-red mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	watered-down drinkable buzzing mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	smooth practically non-alcoholic shaking lime green swirling mushroom wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	half-sized spoiled Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	spoiled diet Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	triple-distilled lousy regular-size brogurt	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	practically non-alcoholic delicious lime green skewed super-size brogurt	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	watered-down bad broberry brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	lousy brocolate brogurt	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	drinkable squat French bronilla brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	yellow Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	jittery Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	spinning rosy-cheeked Brogre brorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	arcane researcher's Brogre brolo shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	bouncing Brogre bucket hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	maroon airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	Sherlock's energetic 8-billed baseball cap of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	perfumed wholesome Newton's extremely wet T-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	cyan greedy supercharged veiny shrimp fork	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	nitrogenated deionized BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	diffused go-go potion	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	double-wet upside-down shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	galvanized colloidal Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	string of moist beads of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	maroon skewed Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	oxidized polarized ghostly Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	super-Vulcanized concentrated sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	non-galvanized maroon pulsating sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	mediocre skewed ghostly Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	decent	
7483	perfectly mixed distilled huge La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	EPIC	
7484	tolerable skewed Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	good	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	tumbling olive castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	huge triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	wobbly detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	lousy twirling twirling blue bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	ghostly wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	ionized green pulsating Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 11
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	wet cyan narrow Texas tea	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 23
7503	purple forbidden dark hamethyst ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7504	jittery fuchsia foul-smelling dark baconstone ring	0		Stench Damage: +10
7505	huge twirling nasty dark porquoise ring	0		Stench Damage: +5
7506	zippy Sinatra's book	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20
7507	jittery fuchsia studded cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +80
7508	spinning label	0		
7509	big delicious blinking Mornington crescent roll	5	awesome	
7510	liquefied extra-oxidized extra-enhanced eye shadow	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 46
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	wet poppy	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 27
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	huge medical-grade shellacked duonoculars	0		Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	spinning prompt supercharged spider leg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	tolerable glass of bourbon	3	good	
7520	ghostly mirror burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	low-calorie spoiled government cheese	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	red pair of government shades of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	fuchsia huge spinning space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	unsweetened ionized government	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	wet bouncing alien drugs	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	pulsating weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	executive wicked government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	bland loaf of alien bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	super-sized adequate lime green grilled cheese sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	distilled upside-down alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	smooth bouncing rocket fuel	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	spinning alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong stealth bomber	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	pulsating olive space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	ribald space beast fur hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	red stanky space beast fur pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	wicked space beast fur whip	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	hale occult space heater	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	green space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	aged space port	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	tumbling blinking lard-coated Jeselnik's space needle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	vacuum-sealed buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	non-pressed ash soda	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	corrupted adjusted liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	colloidal moist dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	extra-dry wobbly bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	polymerized cold-filtered bouncing bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	shaking page	0		
7556	squat skewed elephant gift	0		
7557	triple-unsweetened pickled blood cells	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 44
7558	irresponsibly strong lousy blinking wine	9	decent	
7559	oxidized colloidal gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 62
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	quantum giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 48
7562	improved magnetized anodized musk turtle	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 26
7563	oxidized blinking programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 26
7564	non-modified oxidized blurry mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 53
7565	adequate small teal jittery ham steak	2	good	
7566	tumbling dangerous time-twitching toolbelt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	bouncing blue Chroner	0		
7568	steel-toed educational boxer's Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9
7569	bouncing ghostly aromatic Annie Oakley's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
7570	modified energized activated Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 64
7571	lightning-fast brainy silent pea shooter	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +40
7572	adequate special D roll	3	good	Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 40
7573	blinking nasty dangerous kiwi beak	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
7574	hand-crafted spirit-forward New Zealand iced tea	5	EPIC	
7575	padded grievous droll monocle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
7576	pickled twirling squat future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 40
7577	anodized dry mirror future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 68
7578	double-colloidal liquefied extra-aerosolized squat future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 21
7579	lime green twitching time capsule	0		
7580	mixed cyan liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	stale snack-sized rack of dinosaur ribs	2	decent	
7583	artisanal blurry scotch on the rocks	3	EPIC	
7584	upside-down green yabba dabba doo rag of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	supercool beefcake's wooly loincloth	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	irresponsibly strong drinkable glass of &quot;milk&quot;	7	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	enchanted tolerable spinning pulsating cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	good	Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	high-proof tolerable fuchsia ghostly thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	7	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	weak perfectly mixed Lucky Lindy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	boozy tolerable Bee's Knees	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	artisanal weak Sockdollager	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	aged fancy Ish Kabibble	3	awesome	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	weak acceptable Hot Socks	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	aged Phonus Balonus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	aged Flivver	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	special mediocre watered-down gray Sloppy Jalopy	2	decent	Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	unsweetened liquefied flame	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 12
7601	magnetized temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 21
7602	denatured moist Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 31
7603	improved huge teal neckbeard	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 66
7604	magnetized jittery artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 38
7605	polymerized deionized punk patch	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 59
7606	super-liquefied steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 36
7607	denatured upside-down vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 35
7608	energized deionized lime green turtle mud	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 52
7609	flattened Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 46
7610	wet dry Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 17
7611	aerosolized Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 66
7612	galvanized nitrogenated upside-down tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 48
7613	irradiated adjusted bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 66
7614	chilled polymerized fuchsia voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 14
7615	diffused non-energized olive pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 39
7616	unsweetened extra-wet pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 52
7617	unsweetened aerosolized short deposition	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 53
7618	ionized super-diffused diffused straw pole	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 21
7619	pressed copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 69
7620	tarnished ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 25
7621	dry wobbly ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 60
7622	diffused enhanced button rouge	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 11
7623	electrified cyan narrow Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 59
7624	deionized lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 38
7625	modified diffused mirror flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 45
7626	polarized galvanized oyster badge	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 32
7627	vacuum-sealed plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 59
7628	Vulcanized galvanized shaking dancing fan	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 55
7629	liquefied page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 59
7630	alkaline magic powder	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
7631	non-colloidal cyan friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 38
7632	modified maroon government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 64
7633	quantum alkaline alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 32
7634	quadruple-cold-filtered ionized irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 31
7635	pickled mirror cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 35
7636	sizzling baleful shellacked shell	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	thinker's pillow shell	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	twirling sizzling whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	lard-coated greasy personal trainer's turtle shell	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: 35, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	tumbling shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	pulsating lime green ingot turtle	0		
7643	huge duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	wobbly pool skimmer	0		
7645	tumbling wobbly life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	activated electrified corrupted gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 36
7650	nitrogenated pickled blurry catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	ghostly fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	bouncing spinning fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	red fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	twirling Fonzie's neoprene skullcap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	quadruple-galvanized activated goblin water	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 43
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	half-sized rotten Sogg-Os	2	crappy	
7663	Usain Bolt's friendly smartaleck's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
7664	modified upside-down spinning green Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 45
7665	frozen unsweetened modified liquid ice	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 15
7666	bad cyan Wet Russian	4	decent	
7667	jumbo moldy filet of The Fish	5	crappy	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	cyan miser's scandalous careful thunder down underwear	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	dog trainer's Temple Grandin's ruddy famous raincoat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	smelly vibrating studded lightning rod	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	jittery blurry law-abiding citizen cane of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
7673	drinkable narrow legitimate business on the beach	3	good	
7674	scorching hep waders	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	decent half-sized jive turkey leg	2	good	
7676	supercharged birdbone corset	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7677	warmed wobbly candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 21
7678	spinning stanky 4-dimensional fez	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	narrow throwing candy	0		
7680	super-absorbent tarp of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
7681	extra-dry tolerable unquiet spirits	5	good	
7682	boxer's banjo kazoo mount	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
7683	concentrated polarized jittery mirror grass	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 38
7684	frightening Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Spooky Damage: +5
7685	aromatic knitted Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
7686	toasty lion tamer's Lo Pan's Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
7687	denatured Vulcanized quantum dog ointment	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 51
7688	ribald gumshoes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
7689	smartaleck's flapper floppers of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
7690	purple Socratic sneakeasies of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
7691	tumbling greedy plastic nunchaku of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	teal sinister wizardly hand whip of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	deadly glow-in-the-dark necklace of extreme caution of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	toasty clever cap gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	energetic sage cassette player	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	huge rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	double-nitrogenated confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	oxidized extra-nitrogenated flattened confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	nitrogenated chilled denatured squat confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	teal LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	fuchsia The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	pickled adjusted rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	scandalous frosty rubber cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	wobbly Temple Grandin's clever Thor's Pliers of the brute of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Food Drop: +100, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	quadruple-warmed olive candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 25
7711	censurious strapping water wings for babies	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7712	yellow beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	bland Strix stix	4	decent	
7714	flame-wreathed electrified vampire pellet of the sewer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7715	tolerable non-aged vinegar	3	good	
7716	unsanitized scalpel of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
7717	resourceful gladiator tunica	0		Maximum MP: +50
7718	Roman sadnals of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
7719	steel-toed madius	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7720	Fonzie's radiator heater shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7721	concentrated bouncing pulsating salt wages	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 52
7722	huge upside-down prompt centurion helmet	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	huge Chroner cross	0		
7724	cyan huge veiny pteruges	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	triple-irradiated Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 28
7726	unsweetened Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 25
7727	quadruple-oxidized Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 55
7728	altered galvanized fuchsia Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 53
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	green Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	pulsating Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	cyan Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	jittery Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	blue Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	jittery Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	Jim Carey's Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	gravedigger's crafty Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	bouncing Xiblaxian stealth trousers of vim and vigor of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	jittery razor-sharp supercool Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	tasty Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	bad upside-down Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	skewed Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	boiled improved They liver	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	decent jumbo They liver popsicle	5	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	mirror holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	vaporized green blinking residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	smelly Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	smelly careful defective Golden Mr. Accessory of bravery	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
7767	mirror airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	upside-down one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	upside-down Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	fuchsia Sherlock's MacGyver's Personal Ventilation Unit of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	galvanized unsweetened the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	bland &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	compressed purple transdermal smoke patch	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	blue specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	olive reassuring smartaleck's pair of plants of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	pulsating zippy mansplainer's Herculean Sasq&trade; watch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	wobbly Sherlock's hardy brainy smoker's cloak	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	frosty dog trainer's dangerous weightlifter's camouflage T-shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	boiled ionized huge experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	executive chaotic heavy-duty clipboard of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	huge toasty resourceful crafty personal trainer's battery-powered drill	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: 60, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	spoiled thick limp broccoli	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	slick hat of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	liquefied olive monkey barf	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	quantum enhanced altered candy	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	red ghostly bouncing inspector's studded jangly bracelet of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	beefy cuddly teddy bear	0		Muscle: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	maroon flame-wreathed hale first-aid pouch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	jittery khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	pickled airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	stale initiative shawarma	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	decent spinning warm war shawarma	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	miniature moldy huge karma shawarma	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	irresponsibly strong aged Jungle Juice	9	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	mediocre wobbly Amnesiac Ale	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	weak hand-crafted Highest Bitter	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	Usain Bolt's sinister mercenary pistol	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	bouncing healthy mercenary rifle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	gray Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	huge red Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	narrow TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	skewed impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	rotten seared dino steak	3	crappy	
7814	high-proof smooth bottle of drinkin' gas	8	awesome	
7815	upside-down handful of napalm	0		
7816	jittery dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	squat simple AI	0		
7820	blue corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	squat sentient meat mass	0		
7822	spinning upside-down olive zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	purple spinning french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	spinning olive greedy studded boxer's iShield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20
7825	banded boxer's slick earbuds	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
7826	frosty baleful iFlail of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7827	moldy snack-sized unidentifiable dried fruit	2	crappy	
7828	spirit-forward perfectly mixed flat cider	5	EPIC	
7829	wool Newton's trench lighter of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	vacuum-sealed flattened experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	purple wobbly gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	yellow pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	jittery fuchsia GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	tumbling Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	blurry Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	twirling wobbly special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	wet magnetized perl necklace	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	moist polarized Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	nitrogenated flattened ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	low-calorie normal pulsating petit fortran	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	moldy pulsating java cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	moldy big cookie cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	fuchsia plastic exo-suited miner of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	auspicious plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	mirror yellow boxer's plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	skewed plastic Crimbot of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	scorching plastic Crimbomega	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	colloidal liquefied flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	curative radiation-resistant helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	frightening servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	mirror groovy cool high-energy mining laser	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	upside-down cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	jittery spinning Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	narrow Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	blurry Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	tumbling blurry Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	lime green Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	twirling Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	purple Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	squat Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	squat Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	shaking Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	squat wobbly Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	lime green Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	blurry Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	ghostly skewed Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	spinning Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	blurry recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	shaking recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	purple recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	fuchsia recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	crafty hardened Size XI Wizard's Robe of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	non-corrupted Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 18
7915	frozen Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 34
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	warmed huge BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 65
7918	extra-electrified quantum Moonds	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 41
7919	non-denatured Big Punk	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 26
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	practically non-alcoholic aged upside-down Friendly Turkey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	hand-crafted maroon Agitated Turkey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	practically non-alcoholic lousy Ambitious Turkey	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	moldy bouncing neutron lollipop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	practically non-alcoholic artisanal gamma nog	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	squat sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	yellow Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	skewed green picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	mixed blurry cyan blurry single atom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	blurry sleeve deuce	0		
7942	narrow pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	auspicious sizzling healthy outlaw bandana	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
7947	strong tolerable whiskey in a broken glass	5	good	
7948	acceptable boozy shot of mescal	5	good	
7949	strong bad bouncing glass of herbal tequila	5	decent	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	Socratic plaid cowboy hat of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	blinking chilly wizardly rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
7954	tumbling rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	yellow shaking scandalous sizzling dance instructor's Staff of Ed of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	cyan padded Staff of Fats	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	frosty World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7968	blurry topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	ghostly blurry boning knife	0		
7971	green Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	dried narrow mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	twisted shaking fuchsia mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25
7974	twisted blurry mummified beef haunch	1	good	
7975	spinning linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	shaking spinning holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	spinning lion tamer's arcane researcher's Sister Accessory	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only
7984	wet tumbling huge Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 65
7985	hardened parachute of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	pulsating prompt stanky pad	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	wobbly coward's peeler of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	greedy pettipants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	purple coward's clever panama hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	curative pulsera of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	squat dog trainer's police baton of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	gray lion tamer's coward's hale plus-fours of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -35, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	lightning-fast porkpie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	spinning Van der Graaf Fonzie's pepper mill	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	censurious Oprah's pelerine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	frosty curative phantom mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	vaporized polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	dried blinking powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	dry blinking choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	warmed ionized squat smart watch	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	unsweetened augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	nippy toy Crimbot mega face	0		Cold Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	Van der Graaf toy Crimbot power glove	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	narrow toy Crimbot super fist of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	foul-smelling toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Stench Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	irradiated corrupted wobbly upside-down Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	blinking olive Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	ghostly teal Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	spinning Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	cyan Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	scandalous clever Crimbomega drive chain of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	skewed Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	narrow blurry Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	electrified tarnished fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	double-Vulcanized ionized green flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	alkaline and rain stick	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 41
8019	narrow squat Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	moldy miniature Choco-Mint patty	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	artisanal extra-dry tumbling hot mint schnocolate	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	denatured olive squat homeopathic mint tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	mirror bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	blue ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	green artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	green narrow stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	lime green knitted savvy tope&eacute;	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	rock-hard topiary tights of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8036	dog trainer's topiary necktie	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8037	toothsome pulsating bowl of topioca	4	awesome	
8038	blinking huge topiary skunk	0		
8039	huge topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	wobbly trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	rock-hard pot	0		Damage Reduction: 5
8044	spelunking fedora of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
8045	lion tamer's sturdy machete	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8046	narrow yellow reassuring shotgun	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8047	boomerang of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8049	aromatic mining helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +1
8050	bouncing X-ray goggles of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Luck: +5
8051	sage cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8052	red blurry miser's jetpack	0		Meat Drop: +10
8053	gray spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	vibrating pickaxe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
8056	torch	0		
8057	manspreader's banded [spelunking test kit]	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10
8058	frosty plasma rifle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8059	blinking Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	reassuring stanky The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Luck: -6
8061	gray The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	olive coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	blinking monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	modified upside-down lime green	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	mirror nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	upside-down Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	olive perfumed rosy-cheeked dance instructor's Spelunker's fedora	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	frosty coward's Annie Oakley's Spelunker's whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	squat greasy Socratic Spelunker's khakis of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	skewed Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	cyan LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	skewed Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	skewed jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	skewed ghostly horrifying friendly wicker kickers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	toasty wicker slicker of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	ghostly narrow sizzling toasty wicker knickers	0		Hot Damage: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	wicker ticker of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	tumbling clever thinker's wicker sticker	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	spinning occult wicker clicker of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	diluted twirling maroon wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	Van der Graaf arcane researcher's belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	miser's Jim Carey's badge	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	Van der Graaf sage bowl	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	shellacked Da Vinci's brooch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	brawny breeches of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	green spinning rock-hard backpack of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	twisted bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	wobbly narrow fireproof strapping anvil	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	veiny hardened akubra	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	prompt careful apron	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	supercool brawny ascot	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	auspicious double-paned attache case	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	Usain Bolt's smartaleck's accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	compressed red aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	huge pulsating medical-grade hardened wig	0		Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	mansplainer's winch crank of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 0, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	sinister widget of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	knitted padded whisk	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	wicked groovy walker	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	upside-down tumbling MacGyver's hardy waders	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	mixed flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	grievous Fonzie's gaiters	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's garland	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	gunnysack of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	narrow manspreader's garibaldi of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	blurry crafty studded girdle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	up-at-dawn Da Vinci's gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	pickled cyan smithereens	1		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	Lo Pan's fiberglass fetish of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	pulsating Van der Graaf stylish fiberglass foil	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	Jeselnik's gravedigger's fiberglass fannypack	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	sizzling stiffened fiberglass frock	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	chilly fiberglass fingerguard of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	up-at-dawn personal trainer's fiberglass fedora	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	diluted bouncing fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	blinking teal bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	maroon blurry savvy rubber spatula	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8139	pulsating spoon of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8140	greedy crystalline reamer	0		Meat Drop: +20
8141	wholesome macroplane grater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
8142	bastard baster of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8143	twirling teal chaotic obsidian nutcracker	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
8144	twirling purple talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	stiffened smartaleck's glass eye	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
8146	nitrogenated extra-altered wobbly invisible potion	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 65
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	pulsating censurious rosy-cheeked ninjammies of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	enhanced quadruple-altered blinking squat cyan Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 40
8150	galvanized tumbling sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 56
8151	corrupted Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 38
8152	flattened triple-diffused polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 68
8153	tarnished lime green blurry squat pulsating candy dish	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 29
8154	super-oxidized ionized shaking Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 58
8155	anodized vacuum-sealed talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 56
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	energized gray mouse skull	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 53
8161	boiled concentrated tumbling bouncing really thick spine	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 17
8162	tumbling executive rock-hard skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	spinning hardened beefy three-legged pants	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	shaking lime green remaindered axe of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	upside-down resourceful Fonzie's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	normal baguette	3	good	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	irradiated vacuum-sealed wobbly ginger snaps	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 64
8170	adjusted moist narrow yellow mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 26
8171	bad weak unflavored wine cooler	2	decent	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	good	
8173	purple experienced sewer snake	0		Experience: +2
8174	spoiled snack-sized pigeon egg	2	crappy	
8175	ruddy wholesome jaunty feather	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50
8176	hand-crafted fortified ghostly premium malt liquor	5	EPIC	
8177	flame-wreathed crafty brown paper pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
8178	bouncing Jim Carey's steel-toed brown paper bag mask	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25
8179	ring of telling skeletons what to do of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	blurry sharpshooter's breadwand	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
8181	nippy loafers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	shaking twirling family-friendly bread basket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	lightning-fast clever The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	squat fuchsia map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	acceptable Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4	good	
8189	weak bad Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	decent	
8190	artisanal Orangemageddon wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8191	tolerable skewed Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	good	
8192	artisanal narrow Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8193	decent plain bagel	3	good	
8194	spoiled glob of cream cheese	3	crappy	
8195	tiny moldy twirling loaf of soda bread	1	crappy	
8196	flavorless fancy pulsating acceptable bagel	3	decent	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 5
8197	adequate big lime green standard-issue cupcake	5	good	
8198	bland huge ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	decent	
8199	bouncing hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	delicious popular tart	4	awesome	
8201	mirror no-handed pie	0		
8202	quadruple-galvanized unsweetened Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 23
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	olive FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	skewed educational expensive camera of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	blurry wobbly sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	triple-corrupted narrow teal How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	mirror bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	pulsating bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	spinning grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	spinning steel-toed beefcake's rigging rope	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	powdered shaking nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	shaking dance instructor's smooth sewage-clogged pistol	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	ionized quadruple-deionized purple beard incense	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	spinning clever perfume-soaked bandana of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	decent toxo	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	practically non-alcoholic tolerable narrow lime green Lemonade-235	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	spinning rock-hard isotophat of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	up-at-dawn hardy Three Mile Island shorts	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	spinning frightening careful toxic mop	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	squat inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	shaking lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	fuchsia jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	careful supercool backwoods banjo of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	ghostly narrow grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	spinning wicked Sinatra's Fonzie's ratskin pajama pants	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	aerosolized nitrogenated turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	teal inspector's Temple Grandin's fake washboard of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	red aromatic Dinsey's oculus of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	flame-retardant Dinsey's radar dish	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	supercool Dinsey's pizza cutter of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	cyan shellacked sage Dinsey's brain	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	sharpshooter's cool Dinsey's glove	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	electrified Dinsey's pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	fuchsia brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	yellow keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	pulsating complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	lube-shoes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	miser's reassuring Dinsey mascot mask of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: 60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	normal blinking Dinsey food-cone	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Dinsey Whinskey	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	ionized modified tumbling Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	zippy fannypack of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	bouncing flame-retardant nasty curative shellacked fortified garbage sticker of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	Tesla padded hazmat helmet of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	mirror Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	skewed Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	moist nasty gum	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 28
8258	upside-down Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	groovy The Lot's engagement ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	squat Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	blurry Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	pulsating Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	spinning supercharged arcane researcher's smartaleck's Rosewater's miracle whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	jittery chilly sphygmayomanometer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	jittery mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	flavorless half-sized blinking unappetizing mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	yummy blue uninteresting mayolus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	flavorless acceptable mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	stale enticing mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	adequate small mouth-watering mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	yellow newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	high-proof delicious Afternoon Delight	8	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	narrow Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	quantum aerosolized mirror Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	tumbling purple The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	galvanized frozen spinning Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	energized magnetized Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 17
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	dice ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
8291	dance instructor's dice belt buckle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
8292	Fonzie's dice-print pajama pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
8293	family-friendly dice-shaped backpack	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
8294	quilted dice-print do-rag	0		Damage Absorption: +40
8295	bouncing Samson's dice sunglasses	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
8296	wobbly Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	frozen jittery dice	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 52
8298	wobbly pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	deionized power pill	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	nitrogenated polarized pulsating pixel star	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	bland fancy pixel banana	3	decent	Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	watered-down mediocre green pixel beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	huge puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	polymerized tarnished jittery sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 68
8307	extra-anodized polymerized tumbling &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 57
8308	energized piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 57
8309	adjusted baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 62
8310	magnetized double-adjusted yellow .epub file	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 58
8311	ionized extra-ionized spinning BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 50
8312	triple-chilled galvanized jittery hustler shades	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 18
8313	galvanized jerky stick	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 67
8314	moist costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 48
8315	moist extra-irradiated muscle oil	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 51
8316	unsweetened ionized mirror bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 13
8317	deionized ionized corrupted ghostly pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 32
8318	enhanced yellow sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 37
8319	warmed irradiated jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 20
8320	diffused one glove	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 44
8321	altered flattened glove	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 11
8322	frozen irradiated jittery handful of fire	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 26
8323	flattened Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 48
8324	triple-Vulcanized non-colloidal blinking upside-down squat disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 68
8325	ionized spinning coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 51
8326	quadruple-anodized magnetized bouncing conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 31
8327	improved double-aerosolized skewed Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 53
8328	non-frozen wobbly olive icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 59
8329	quantum double-unsweetened narrow smellbook	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 23
8330	tarnished denatured blurry assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 59
8331	triple-altered galvanized filthy armor	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 53
8332	pickled diffused non-corrupted spinning plague pie	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 33
8333	quadruple-moist batarang	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 67
8334	boiled Vulcanized spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 11
8335	deionized shaking grease trap	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 31
8336	galvanized altered pressed shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 62
8337	irradiated jittery twirling porkpocket	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 41
8338	extra-magnetized tumbling Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 42
8339	modified pressed warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
8340	polymerized corrupted irradiated blurry janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 42
8341	improved warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 37
8342	quantum green pulsating baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 17
8343	deionized improved huge bouncing carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 28
8344	polymerized bronze polish	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 27
8345	quadruple-flattened magnetized maroon blurry crident	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 36
8346	alkaline nitrogenated skewed skewed totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 38
8347	colloidal blurry spray chrome	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 21
8348	diffused deionized blinking filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 59
8349	boiled jittery hand of cards	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 45
8350	enhanced pressed nitrogenated damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 13
8351	concentrated narrow lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 68
8352	pressed cold-filtered skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 13
8353	double-Vulcanized spinning mirror grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 20
8354	flattened pressed narrow maroon nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 55
8355	deionized corrupted iron torso box	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 13
8356	flattened super-adjusted shaking tumbling mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 14
8357	anodized vacuum-sealed pulsating radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 33
8358	galvanized polarized upside-down x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 66
8359	super-galvanized upside-down wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 26
8360	activated hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 32
8361	pickled flattened ionized cyan ghostly child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34
8362	double-polarized devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 52
8363	extra-improved tumbling shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 43
8364	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered narrow alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 65
8365	enhanced magnetized novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 17
8366	altered non-colloidal ghostly invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 28
8367	liquefied double-ionized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 65
8368	tarnished huge mirror garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
8369	anodized chilled plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 69
8370	double-alkaline funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 33
8371	double-Vulcanized pulsating bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 19
8372	unsweetened quadruple-alkaline bouncing flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 34
8373	dry irradiated pickled tumbling captured boozles	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 28
8374	corrupted flattened tumbling drinks tray	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 16
8375	magnetized modified chilled huge eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 22
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	normal half-sized narrow squat spinning pixel lemon	2	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	practically non-alcoholic tolerable pulsating pixel daiquiri	1	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	aerosolized power pill	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	dry narrow pixel potion	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	teal Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	red cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	spinning mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	lime green mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	blue gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	mirror hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	tumbling The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	wobbly shellacked The Emperor's new hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	purple The Emperor's new shirt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	careful The Emperor's new pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	skewed wizardly lead pipe of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	coward's rope of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	skewed Annie Oakley's wrench of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	blurry fireproof candlestick of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	Da Vinci's knife of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	jittery squat stanky studded revolver	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	mirror 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	jittery upside-down savory dry noodles	0		
8407	flavorless thick pestopiary	5	decent	
8408	alkaline chilled ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 53
8409	stale small ghostly crudles	2	decent	
8410	normal agnolotti arboli	4	good	
8411	bland spaghetti with ghost balls	3	decent	
8412	tiny moldy skewed succulent marrow	1	crappy	
8413	moldy salacious crumbs	4	crappy	
8414	rotten fusilli marrownarrow	3	crappy	
8415	stale miniature teal suggestive strozzapreti	2	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	adequate big Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	5	good	
8418	skewed tumbling oyster sauce	0		
8419	rotten immense bouncing linguini immondizia bianco	10	crappy	
8420	toothsome special gigantic shells a la shellfish	7	awesome	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 45
8421	jittery Jick's autograph	0		
8422	maroon high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	pulsating 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	blinking bouncing New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	upside-down Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	purple hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	studded LavaCo Lamp&trade; of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	upside-down olive energetic stiffened LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	olive nippy Rosewater's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	blinking lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	olive lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	tumbling capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	green capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	narrow crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	olive broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	blinking blinking manspreader's smooth high-temperature mining mask	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	twirling slick fireproof megaphone of dire peril	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	huge stale mineapple	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	practically non-alcoholic fancy hand-crafted Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	1	EPIC	Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	toothsome small smelted roe	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	spirit-forward smooth lavawater	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	denatured quantum basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	sizzling manspreader's MacGyver's lavalarva	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	skewed knitted mansplainer's lava balaclava of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	toasty basaltamander buckler of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	boiled lava globs	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	toothsome jumbo fancy upside-down gooey lava globs	5	awesome	Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	gravedigger's lava-proof pants of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked heat-resistant necktie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	greasy weightlifter's heat-resistant gloves	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	moldy very hot lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	lousy asbestos thermos	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	liquefied mirror liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	moldy disco biscuit	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	tolerable twirling Quaatorade&trade;	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	wool ruddy biker's hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	red flame-retardant forbidden slick feathered headdress	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	Newton's smartaleck's cool electrician's hardhat	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	blurry narrow fuchsia Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	pulsating Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	yellow one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	ghostly New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	smooth velvet pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	gray frightening smooth velvet shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	smooth velvet hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	huge brawny smooth velvet pocket square	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	grievous smooth velvet socks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	squat smooth velvet hanky of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	rosewater-soaked brawny The One Mood Ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	tumbling the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	green half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	tumbling glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	boiled blurry twirling SMOOCH coffee cup	1	awesome	Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	magnetized polymerized mirror teal labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	flame-retardant Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the brazier of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	shaking sinister Socratic grease cannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	dry extra-dry concentrated demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	flame-retardant Oprah's boxer's love	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	supercharged Pener's drumstick of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	pulsating horrifying dance instructor's deuce cape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	cyan wobbly rosewater-soaked manspreader's Oprah's Lavalos's shell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	Jim Carey's smooth velvet bra of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	knitted brainy SMOOCH bracers	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	deadly SMOOCH kneepads	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	greasy SMOOCH spaulders	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	sizzling SMOOCH codpiece of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	tumbling healthy SMOOCH breastplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	ghostly fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	stale blurry lava cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	yummy diet pink slime	1	awesome	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	decent devil hair pasta	3	good	
8530	miniature adequate mirror spagecialetti	2	good	
8531	tumbling Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	red illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	adequate libertagliatelle	4	good	
8535	flavorless immense wobbly turkish mostaccioli	8	decent	
8536	spoiled snack-sized blurry linguini of the sea	2	crappy	
8537	polarized quantum blurry Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 31
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	rotten Fettris	4	crappy	
8543	stale miniature fusillocybin	2	decent	
8544	normal half-sized prescription noodles	2	good	
8545	pickled maroon blood-drive sticker	1	good	Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 10
8546	alkaline wobbly spinning bag of grain	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 41
8547	modified denatured dry lime green pocket maze	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 67
8548	double-dry corrupted shady shades	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 53
8549	double-energized liquefied squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 52
8550	normal big weird gazelle steak	5	good	
8551	big spoiled teal sausage without a cause	5	crappy	
8552	quadruple-modified pickled face paint	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 44
8553	smooth red emergency margarita	3	awesome	
8554	mediocre weak vintage smart drink	2	decent	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	lime green The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	pickled polarized Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 58
8559	alkaline narrow bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 42
8560	super-deionized adjusted cyan Aerheads	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 66
8561	galvanized Wrotz	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 44
8562	warmed alkaline Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 45
8563	tarnished squat fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 26
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	miser's reassuring scandalous barrel lid	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	Temple Grandin's electrified barrel hoop earring of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	nasty supercool bankruptcy barrel of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	narrow tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	spinning barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	mirror moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	jittery rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	aged bottle of Amontillado	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	artisanal blinking barrel-aged martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	fancy moldy barrel pickle	3	crappy	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	stale half-sized barrel cracker	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	mixed skewed vibrating mushroom	1	awesome	Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	powdered mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	wobbly smooth KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	barrel gun of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	adequate spinning water log	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	avaricious slick barrelhead	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	shaking Van der Graaf bottoms of the barrel of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	smelly razor-sharp chest barrel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	jittery mirror double barreled barrel gun of the blizzard of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	bouncing up-at-dawn nippy triple barreled barrel gun of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	smelly therapeutic barrel beryl choker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	perfumed sizzling barrel beryl nose ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	censurious boxer's barrel beryl ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	mirror potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	modified altered lime green narrow cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	super-denatured concentrated huge cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	modified colloidal cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	boiled cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	triple-polymerized cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	electrified flattened huge cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	energized cyan cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	oxidized olive cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	nitrogenated ghostly cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	warmed cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	wet narrow cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	aerosolized cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	irradiated lime green narrow cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	cold-filtered maroon cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	improved quadruple-improved unsweetened cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	triple-polarized cyan cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	dry colloidal cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	cold-filtered upside-down cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	ionized squat cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	altered squat cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	flattened denatured cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	extra-boiled cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	quantum magnetized cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	powdered olive cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	dried cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	cold-filtered nitrogenated spinning cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	double-vacuum-sealed boiled vacuum-sealed wobbly yellow cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	non-energized irradiated teal cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	extra-nitrogenated cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	super-nitrogenated dry concentrated cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	deionized cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	super-moist vacuum-sealed modified cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	lime green cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	mirror maroon cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	liquefied energized adjusted shaking cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	dry upside-down cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	prompt experienced brainy Royal scepter	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	skewed doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	decent bowl of eyeballs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	tasty bowl of mummy guts	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	decent bowl of maggots	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	acceptable blood and blood	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	hand-crafted Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	watered-down drinkable zombie	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	olive plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	ghostly Jack Frost's Sinatra's cool crown	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	wool electrified veiny hawk	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8655	flavorless fancy blue ghostly hamlet sandwich	3	decent	Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 10
8656	deadly Othello's military jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +5
8657	prompt Othello's dagger	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
8658	pulsating rosy-cheeked Othello's handkerchief	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
8659	frozen extra-magnetized mirror bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 25
8660	skewed grip key	0		
8661	narrow How to Play Othello	0		
8662	skewed zippy smartaleck's ghostly dagger of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20
8663	watered-down aged ghost beer	2	awesome	
8664	Van der Graaf Othello set	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	rosewater-soaked Socratic beefy Yorick	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +3
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	mirror Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	adjusted shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	yummy wobbly squat iceberg lettuce	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	acceptable special ice wine	3	good	Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	avaricious greasy Wal-Mart snowglobe of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	supercharged occult Wal-Mart nametag of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	inspector's scandalous deadly Wal-Mart overalls	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	huge pulsating Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	spinning Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	huge The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	bellhop's hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	delicious spirit-forward ice porter	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	adjusted extra-galvanized spinning exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	aerosolized chilled double-chilled shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	wobbly hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	skewed narrow Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	powdered medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	tasty big squat ice rice	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	hand-crafted iced plum wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	supercool brainy training belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	Rosewater's slick training legwarmers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	fortified smooth training helmet of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	shaking training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	jittery X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	cyan twirling squat machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	mixed abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	diluted abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	dried abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	compressed abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	altered blinking abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	pickled abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	altered upside-down twirling abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	dried spinning abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	altered teal ghostly squat abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	denatured lime green abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	delicious maroon VYKEA meatballs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	acceptable watered-down VYKEA mead	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	altered ionized VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	cyan VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	bouncing VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	squat VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	yellow VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	knitted ribald VYKEA hex key of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	spoiled tin of submardines	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	irresponsibly strong delicious bottle of norwhiskey	6	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	altered wobbly octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	blurry shellacked fortified sardine can key of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	Usain Bolt's norwhal helmet of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	censurious grievous wizardly octolus-skin cloak	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	bad perfect cosmopolitan	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	artisanal ghostly perfect negroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	weak mediocre skewed perfect dark and stormy	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	delicious maroon perfect mimosa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	fancy acceptable fuchsia perfect old-fashioned	4	good	Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	tolerable spirit-forward perfect paloma	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	triple-magnetized That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	anodized denatured improved spinning Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	dry Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	corrupted pressed olive wobbly Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	super-deionized shaking Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	mirror airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	chilled irradiated wobbly Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	triple-vacuum-sealed wet shaking hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	polymerized Vulcanized alkaline bouncing communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	flavorless shaking Crimbo salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	bite-sized bland bread line	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	artisanal strong bark rootbeer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	acceptable tumbling ale	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	twirling fuchsia tumbling plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	huge supercharged plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	smartaleck's plastic Crimborgatron	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	olive bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	blinking stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	pulsating box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	lousy weak mirror mirror Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	red narrow Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	quantum cyan tumbling pitted sheet	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	mirror purple sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	miser's reusable shopping bag of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	tumbling coarse hemp socks of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	narrow bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	shaking nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	squat pine cone necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	tumbling hardy reindeer hammer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	huge squat elf ploughshare of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	skewed faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	twirling faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	mirror nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	avaricious elven tambourine	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	reindeer sickle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	mirror purple face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	spinning The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	bouncing Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	shaking plastic spoiler	0		
8797	blurry bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	huge kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	skewed high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	upside-down high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	shaking ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	upside-down self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	tumbling confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	fuchsia Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	decent jumbo Kudzu salad	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	modified ghostly Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	practically non-alcoholic mediocre pulsating Miss Graves' vermouth	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	flavorless The Plumber's mushroom stew	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	dried teal The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	lousy spinning The Mad Liquor	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	weak acceptable Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	adequate Mr. Burnsger	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	modified The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	crafty hardy The Jokester's gun	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	gravedigger's healthy The Jokester's wig of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	red avaricious rosewater-soaked stanky The Jokester's pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	pressed nitrogenated cyan Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	blinking replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	shaking purple basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	shaking domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	double-polarized robin's egg	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	enchanted yummy robin flan	4	awesome	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	artisanal robin nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	jittery plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	narrow exploding gum	0		
8839	cyan shaking root beer barrel	0		
8840	activated quadruple-frozen galvanized blue squat Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 50
8841	oxidized cold-filtered skewed Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 37
8842	galvanized wet maroon infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 20
8843	altered can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 44
8844	warmed blinking The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 20
8845	moist wet quadruple-wet lime green bag of random words	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
8846	oxidized quantum tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 66
8847	frozen red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 17
8848	ionized pressed question juice	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 41
8849	denatured twirling blue tube of villain	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 42
8850	yellow Socratic your cowboy boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	teal nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	huge nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	wobbly Usain Bolt's quicksilver ring	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	resourceful Da Vinci's thicksilver ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	healthy quilted wicksilver ring of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	vibrating shellacked weightlifter's slicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	pulsating blinking Usain Bolt's lightning-fast auspicious sicksilver ring	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: 120, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	frightening Socratic nicksilver ring of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	blue coward's sharpshooter's ticksilver ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	toasty therapeutic Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	padded Rosewater's Tesla's Electroplated Beans of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	lard-coated foul-smelling Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	inspector's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	lightning-fast Frigid Northern Beans	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	blurry Jim Carey's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	lime green asbestos-lined scorching Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of Leguizamo of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Monster Level: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	maroon knitted Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	spoiled small plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	fancy tiny rotten fuchsia plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1	crappy	Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	rotten plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	flavorless snack-sized plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	snack-sized normal plate of Frigid Northern Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	flavorless fancy blurry skewed plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	decent	Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	super-sized moldy plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	flavorless fancy tiny plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	decent	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	rotten tiny plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	tasty plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	green scorching steel-toed Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	fortified Daisy's unclean bloomers of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	zippy gravedigger's careful Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	blinking skewed Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	lightning-fast knitted padded groovy Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	blinking auspicious quilted Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	quadruple-magnetized pickled yellow poker face paint	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	bouncing tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	adjusted ionized ghostly triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	pressed anodized gray ghost bit	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	diffused altered buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	ionized mirror lion musk	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	stale bear claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	anodized spinning rattler gland	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	non-adjusted double-anodized narrow half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	tarnished super-ionized anodized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	jumbo bland rotting beefsteak	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	perfectly mixed high-proof spinning jittery firemilk	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	oxidized jittery spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	diluted tumbling gray moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	huge gray nippy Rosewater's western-style skinning knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	Usain Bolt's steel knuckles	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	jittery disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	skewed disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	blurry red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	ionized flattened demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	yellow rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	mirror lime green custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	green baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	blinking mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	wobbly shaking diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	blurry coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	red narrow rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	twirling shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	twirling jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	green quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	narrow sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	narrow special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	twirling Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	squat Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	jittery gray Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	clever one-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5
8960	scandalous forbidden two-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
8961	up-at-dawn three-gallon hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5
8962	reassuring electrified four-gallon hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8963	zippy Sinatra's five-gallon hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20
8964	teal reassuring Oprah's six-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
8965	narrow sizzling stiffened seven-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10
8966	Annie Oakley's dance instructor's eight-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
8967	healthy nine-gallon hat of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
8968	red aromatic crafty ten-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
8969	teal executive educational eleven-gallon hat	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +40
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	upside-down snake oil	0		
8972	deionized purple skin oil	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 41
8973	liquefied polarized shaking unusual oil	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 68
8974	diffused chilled fuchsia shaking eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 51
8975	fuchsia exclusive club	0		
8976	ionized narrow fuchsia patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 36
8977	modified vacuum-sealed patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 68
8978	quadruple-colloidal upside-down patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 50
8979	polymerized enhanced nitrogenated twirling squat patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 59
8980	irradiated enhanced mirror skewed patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 43
8981	deionized deionized tumbling bouncing patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 47
8982	enhanced non-chilled corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 20
8983	practically non-alcoholic lousy rodeo whiskey	1	decent	
8984	blue Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	real cowboy hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
8986	blurry Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	jittery Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	lime green Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	red electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	altered armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	half-sized stale jumping horseradish	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	lousy practically non-alcoholic blinking Sacramento wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	moist triple-dry wobbly Greek fire	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	greedy lion tamer's coward's padded ox-head shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -35, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	electrified baleful groovy stylish dented scepter	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	greedy manspreader's Tesla forbidden smartaleck's very pointy crown	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	greasy MacGyver's quilted arcane researcher's battle broom of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	wool stiffened savvy carpe of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	prompt avaricious censurious mansplainer's codpiece	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	green Jeselnik's frightening Van der Graaf troutsers of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	greedy medical-grade slick bass clarinet of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	rosewater-soaked therapeutic Fonzie's experienced fish hatchet	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	purple nippy smartaleck's savvy tunac of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	red squat fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	pressed ionized purple wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	watered-down acceptable bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	anodized magnetized mirror high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	nippy fishin' hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	teal Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	hale sonar fishfinder	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	blurry tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	wobbly viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	cyan meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	upside-down plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	moldy maroon spinning gallon of milk	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	squat screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	green First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	huge dog trainer's therapeutic First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	huge high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	jittery no spoon	0		
9030	bland star salad	3	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	tiny decent bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	1	good	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	miniature normal browser cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	mediocre weak hacked gibson	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Source shades of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	ghostly missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	huge jittery Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	ghostly Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	spinning Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	spinning Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	bouncing Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	tumbling Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	spinning Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	skewed Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	blue Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	ghostly mirror shaking Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	bouncing Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	huge Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	mirror Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	knitted greasy extremely unsafe plastic detective badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	executive horrifying manspreader's bronze detective badge of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	skewed baleful savvy detective badge of courage of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	pulsating shellacked wicked experienced stylish detective badge	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	huge detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	perfumed therapeutic rock-hard detective roscoe	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	adjusted adjusted shoe gum	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	double-paned greasy Temple Grandin's noir fedora	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	shaking greedy rosy-cheeked trench coat of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	delicious Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	delicious tumbling hardboiled egg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	teal detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	aromatic frosty Oprah's Samson's protonic accelerator pack of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	steel-toed Adventurer bobblehead	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	Fonzie's bindle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	wobbly hale Samson's fleshy lump	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	olive narrow skewed tumbling smelly smoldering bagel punch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	Usain Bolt's wizardly ghostly reins	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	narrow huge stanky derringer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	gray extremely unsafe Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	blurry fortified grievous Herculean Spookyraven signet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	shaking slick tie-dyed fannypack of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	reassuring nasty burnt snowpants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	energetic standards and practices guide	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	blinking huge lightning-fast sizzling smooth Carpathian longsword	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	careful dangerous Liam's mail of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	Van der Graaf energetic healthy Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	mirror purification tablet	0		
9102	experienced Wrist-Boy	0		Experience: +2
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	deionized unsweetened shaking Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 55
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	electrified narrow Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 57
9110	Vulcanized Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 68
9111	dry super-adjusted Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 52
9112	pressed EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 47
9113	quantum wobbly Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
9114	ionized skewed twirling The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 44
9115	dry ghostly cyan Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 37
9116	upside-down time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	bouncing gravedigger's repaid diaper	0		Spooky Damage: +10
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	strong tolerable Shot of Kardashian Gin	5	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	energetic Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	huge cyan School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	twirling droppable microphone	0		
9126	perfectly mixed unidentified drink	3	EPIC	
9127	pulsating frightening hale KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
9128	mirror sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked discarded swimming trunks of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
9129	alkaline diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 49
9130	aerosolized tarnished triple-oxidized squat charisma potion	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 32
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	maroon flame-wreathed pistol of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	bland leftover pasty	4	decent	
9135	acceptable skewed huge very whiskey	4	good	
9136	huge li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	pulsating li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	blurry li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	narrow li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	enhanced hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	modified Prunets	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 44
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	teal baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	polymerized invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	nitrogenated quadruple-ionized deionized twirling invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	twirling li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	normal raw sweet potato	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	moldy olive raw beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	moldy raw stuffing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	bland shaking raw cranberry sauce	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	normal raw turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	bite-sized fancy delicious raw mincemeat	1	awesome	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	yummy half-sized raw potato	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	stale red raw gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	rotten raw bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	frightening mini-marshmallow dispenser of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	fortified quilted Newton's glass casserole dish	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: 100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	lard-coated scorching can opener	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	denatured maroon turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	blue lard-coated scandalous glass pie plate	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	olive Temple Grandin's ruddy potato masher	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	spoiled blurry sweet potatoes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	adequate diet bean casserole	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	yummy baked stuffing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	bland blue cranberry cylinder	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	toothsome green thanksgiving turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	huge yummy fancy mince pie	7	awesome	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	big rotten mashed potatoes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	stale warm gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	yummy huge bread roll	9	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	adequate upside-down pulsating leftovers	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	jumbo tasty leftovers sandwich	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	ghostly Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	spinning cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	red huge pulsating pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	shaking olive cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	ionized ghostly eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	mediocre spirit-forward eldritch extract	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	frightening Da Vinci's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	weak hand-crafted eldritch distillate	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	twisted upside-down eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	healthy Science Notebook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
9197	tumbling wool banded deadly eldritch hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	weightlifter's eldritch pants of the pedagogue of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	lousy watered-down eldritch elixir	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	fuchsia curative sinister Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	ghostly Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	spinning sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	shaking The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	Rosewater's ball and chain	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	purple censurious gingerbread tophat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	Lo Pan's gingerbread waistcoat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	sage gingerbread trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	squat chaotic wholesome candy dress shoes of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	miser's greasy smartaleck's candy necktie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	rock-hard chocolate pocketwatch of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	tumbling olive broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	green interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	squat gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	lime green squat sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	normal animal part cracker	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	triple-distilled acceptable shaking gingerbread wine	9	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	normal half-sized gingerbread mug	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	purple gingerbread mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	upside-down lime green flame-retardant stanky strapping gingerservo	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	deionized liquefied polymerized spinning tainted icing	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	flame-wreathed gingerbeard	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	teal hardy healthy gingerbread hoodie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	forbidden gingerbread pistol of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	perfumed manspreader's marzipan briefcase	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	creme brulee torch of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	zippy candy crowbar	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	scandalous candy screwdriver of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	squat tumbling double-paned pumpkin spice candle	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	improved gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	spinning greedy Samson's gingerbread gavel	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	blue gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	aged ginger beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	twirling spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	non-diffused shaking industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	cold-filtered jittery fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	bad irresponsibly strong high-end ginger wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	hale plastic bad vibe	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	gravedigger's plastic angry vikings	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	red Sinatra's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	banded plastic Your Brain	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	mirror twirling olive weightlifter's plastic Krampus	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	triple-ionized liquefied shaking Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	quadruple-oxidized Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	double-oxidized polymerized super-aerosolized narrow Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	rotten gigantic spiritual candy cane	9	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	hand-crafted spiritual eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	rotten special spiritual fruitcake	4	crappy	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	stale ghostly spiritual gingerbread	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	narrow red chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	mirror My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	yellow Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	huge No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	bouncing briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	green pulsating teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	warmed rock candy	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	miniature rotten wobbly green-iced sweet roll	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	mirror sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	bouncing negative lump	0		
9273	MacGyver's cool Third Eye	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	narrow huge Sinatra's stylish Krampus Horn	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	tasty hambrosier	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	strong artisanal enchanted chakra-mental wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	quadruple-pickled diffused chakra malt	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	flavorless bouncing Black Angus blackburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	watered-down mediocre brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	electrified deionized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	olive skewed greedy brainy bad vibroknife	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	upside-down hardened Socratic crystal belt buckle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	skewed scorching saffron antaravasaka of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	bouncing dog trainer's Fonzie's saffron uttarasanga	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	squat gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	Sherlock's inspector's Uncle Crimbo's hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: 40, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	rotten purple Eldritch snap	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	compressed hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	vaporized jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	distilled purple mirror jelly	1		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	denatured purple sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	altered stench jelly	1		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	blurry space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	special moldy upside-down toast with hot jelly	3	crappy	Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	yummy toast with jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	normal jumbo toast with jelly	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	yummy toast with sleaze jelly	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	special decent toast with stench jelly	3	good	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	teal space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	blinking miser's wax hand of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 60, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	candle of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	half-sized stale jittery squat wax pancake	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	squat Herculean wax face of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	drinkable cyan wax booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	blurry glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	mixed teal blinking sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	spoiled sea truffle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	rock-hard recovered cufflinks	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	squat heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	deionized dry LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	tarnished aerosolized colloidal gray pulsating LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	electrified lime green huge LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	huge aromatic resourceful LOV Eardigan of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	avaricious curative experienced LOV Epaulettes	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	scandalous chilly LOV Earrings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	bouncing LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	teal LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	dried mirror LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	LOV Elephant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	bouncing auspicious eldritch scanner	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	concentrated anodized blinking eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	squat forbidden Herculean eldritch hammer of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	yummy immense eldritch mushroom	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	skewed eldritch ichor	0		
9334	flavorless eldritch mushroom pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	super-corrupted ionized tumbling eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	green Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bouncing bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	blinking pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	blinking bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	mirror bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	upside-down elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cyan cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	ghostly shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lime green lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	pulsating bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	teal bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	pulsating fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	upside-down limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	fuchsia pulsating slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	skewed imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	drinkable blue literal grasshopper	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	artisanal huge double entendre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	mediocre watered-down wobbly Phlegethon	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	bad jittery Siberian sunrise	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	practically non-alcoholic bad teal mentholated wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	drinkable low tide martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	mediocre irresponsibly strong shroomtini	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	fancy hand-crafted bouncing morning dew	4	EPIC	Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	artisanal practically non-alcoholic whiskey squeeze	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	strong artisanal jittery great fashioned	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	spirit-forward aged Gnomish sagngria	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	bad practically non-alcoholic squat vodka stinger	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	hand-crafted extremely slippery nipple	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	hand-crafted piscatini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	watered-down acceptable Churchill	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	acceptable practically non-alcoholic squat soilzerac	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	weak tolerable London frog	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	practically non-alcoholic aged nothingtini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	distilled lousy wobbly eighth plague	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	extra-dry hand-crafted tumbling single entendre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	bad reverse Tantalus	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	drinkable elemental caipiroska	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	practically non-alcoholic lousy Feliz Navidad	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	smooth irresponsibly strong Bloody Nora	10	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	watered-down smooth moreltini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	hand-crafted boozy hell in a bucket	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	bad Newark	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	artisanal R'lyeh	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	high-proof acceptable Gnollish sangria	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	special drinkable vodka barracuda	3	good	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Mysterious Island iced tea	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	drinkable drive-by shooting	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	practically non-alcoholic mediocre blurry gunner's daughter	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	bad watered-down cyan dirt julep	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	bad boozy Simepore slime	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	practically non-alcoholic acceptable shaking Phil Collins	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	spinning unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	olive alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	bite-sized rotten mirror edible alien plant bit	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	huge complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	ghostly skewed fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	dehydrated alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	purple alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	tiny adequate alien meat	1	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	tumbling tumbling fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	altered skewed red alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	bouncing alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	unsweetened galvanized Vulcanized huge wobbly alien medicine	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	delicious immense alien salad	10	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	artisanal alien booze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	auspicious steel-toed alien mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	squat curative fortified weightlifter's alien spear	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	ghostly deadly Fonzie's Da Vinci's alien blowgun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	yellow zippy chaotic medical-grade alien loincloth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	fuchsia blinking avaricious stiffened strapping alien totem	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	nasty chilly Van der Graaf alien necklace	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	foul-smelling cool spants	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	manspreader's beefy spant shield	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	MacGyver's smartaleck's spant shoulderpads	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	careful dance instructor's spant backplate	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	jittery sage spant spear of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	narrow murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	ionized murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	Jim Carey's groovy smooth murderbot mask	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	pickled modified murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	narrow Socratic experienced murderbot whip	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	coward's experienced murderbot plasma rifle	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	tumbling murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	twirling space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	skewed Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	pulsating Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	cyan Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	flavorless diet blinking gray Aldebaran sardines	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	weak lousy Centauri fish wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dried blinking skewed oxygen	1		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	miser's Sherlock's Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	executive double-paned Spacegate military insignia	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	gravedigger's smartaleck's Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	skewed Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	normal alien sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	olive glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	extra-frozen Vulcanized mirror Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 34
9477	ghostly Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	extra-tarnished Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	ionized lime green Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	nitrogenated Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	double-boiled modified purple Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	irradiated adjusted upside-down Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	ionized warmed adjusted Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	extra-nitrogenated Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	fancy stale Affirmation Cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	blinking License To Kill	0		
9488	squat Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	maroon Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	oxidized Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 37
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	chaotic veiny Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	watered-down smooth spinning basic martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	acceptable improved martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	aged splendid martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	squat exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	jittery tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	narrow mirror pulsating gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	green ribald therapeutic quilted plastic gundam	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	twirling License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	narrow Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	jittery Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	cyan Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	ghostly blinking Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	blurry Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	stale meteoreo	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	special artisanal meadeorite	4	EPIC	Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	jittery meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	frosty meteortarboard of incineration of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	avaricious wicked cool meteorite guard	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	stiffened meteorb of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	blinking ribald medical-grade asteroid belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	Jeselnik's smooth meteorthopedic shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	purple tumbling coward's shooting morning star of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	narrow genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	hardened razor-sharp blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	fuchsia jittery pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	wobbly pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	narrow shaking pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	mirror pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	lime green pulsating O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	practically non-alcoholic mediocre DUFRESNE Suds	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	grievous Da Vinci's mafia pinky ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
9547	tolerable bouncing flask of port	4	good	
9548	toasty savvy contract enforcement stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5
9549	decent Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	delicious boozy jug of booze	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	oxidized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	concentrated temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	modified green blurry glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	super-altered blurry new habit	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	maroon ghostly bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	Usain Bolt's steel-toed pearl necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: 180, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	spinning amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	prompt smelly vibrating protection stick of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3
9563	colloidal pickled polarized roll of meat	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 32
9564	Fonzie's mafia thumb ring of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
9565	double-warmed galvanized skewed cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	skewed supercharged quilted mafia middle finger ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	reassuring lard-coated friendly energetic steel drivin' hammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
9568	narrow piece of steel	0		
9569	ghostly wool shellacked mafia pointer finger ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	squat worksite credentials of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
9571	ribald healthy studded negotiatin' hammer of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	thinker's mafia wedding ring of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Single Equip
9576	green educational mafia organizer badge	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
9577	fuchsia mafia filofax	0		
9578	pulsating transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	massive spoiled unfinished fruitcake	9	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	ionized and cracker	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	aged triple-distilled huge neg grog	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	massive decent skewed half double fruitcake	10	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	snack-sized decent purple hushed puppy	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	adequate wobbly muffled muffuletta	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	normal shushed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	shellacked plastic mime functionary	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	baleful plastic mime scientist	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	razor-sharp plastic mime soldier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	censurious plastic mime executive	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	narrow boxer's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	pulsating locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	ghostly temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	extra-liquefied wishbone	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	delicious Racisto Ruidoso	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	bland pulsating bran muffin	4	decent	
9598	flavorless blueberry muffin	3	decent	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	mirror silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	gray silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	tumbling silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	shaking silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	jittery silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	olive silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	upside-down silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	wobbly silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	narrow silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	tumbling silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	tumbling warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	triple-distilled aged stale cheer wine	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	diet normal stale Cheer-E-Os	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	blue prompt dance instructor's cheerful antler hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	rosy-cheeked quilted cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	Usain Bolt's crafty cheerful pajama pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	fuchsia The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	yellow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	spinning bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	upside-down mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	lousy weak executive mime flask	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	bland half-sized nega-mushroom	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	tolerable nega-mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	quantum denatured jittery Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	normal tiny mirror mime army rations	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	smooth skewed mime army wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	powdered jittery mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	galvanized polarized mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	skewed dog trainer's stylish miming beret	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	executive brawny miming shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	narrow hardened wizardly miming corduroys	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	careful Newton's miming boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	double-paned horrifying miming gloves	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	huge donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	mirror donated candy	0		
9665	pickled corrupted digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	dog trainer's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	spinning toasty mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	avaricious mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	jittery mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mirror mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	mirror electrified mime army infiltration glove of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	bite-sized flavorless tumbling extra-toasted half sandwich	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	watered-down perfectly mixed mulled hobo wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	ghostly burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	jittery Oprah's fortified Socratic burning paper hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	bouncing ruddy wicked arcane researcher's burning cape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	medical-grade rock-hard burning paper slippers of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	greasy burning paper jorts of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	maroon cool wizardly burning paper crane of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	jittery January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	skewed deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	wobbly hale quilted broken champagne bottle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	olive Oprah's occult tinsel tights	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	dog trainer's chaotic wad of used tape of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	skewed blurry dog trainer's careful silent nightlight of wisdom of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	concentrated sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 40
9697	frozen purple bouncing Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 47
9698	magnetized hot button candy	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 63
9699	zippy padded makeshift garbage shirt of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	lightning-fast brawny novelty monorail ticket	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	pickled olive pills	1		
9702	vaporized tumbling furry pill	1		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 5
9703	denatured beefy pill	1		
9704	altered excitement pill	1		
9705	dried lime green vitamin G pill	1		
9706	dried blue blinking lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	altered lime green dieting pill	1		
9712	shaking Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	bouncing Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	wobbly double-paned stiffened genie's turbane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	squat stanky flame-wreathed genie's scimitar	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	purple wobbly jittery zippy genie's pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	miser's friendly genie's bracers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	spinning censurious stiffened psychic's circlet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	tumbling Tesla veiny psychic's crystal ball	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	nippy psychic's pslacks of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	narrow Usain Bolt's gravedigger's psychic's amulet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	half-sized bland heart-shaped candy whetstone	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	half-sized flavorless wobbly Swedish massage fish	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	tolerable distilled Third Base	5	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	acceptable Bustle Hustler	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	double-alkaline Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	chilled tarnished blurry Bettie page	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	energized moist nitrogenated tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	oxidized adjusted blurry heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	squat Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	green heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	jittery personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	jittery Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	magnetized pressed rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 55
9744	ionized mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 29
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	frozen extra-polymerized upside-down blinking rhinestone	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 40
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	purple metandienone	0		
9749	jittery riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	upside-down ultracalcium	0		
9753	spinning ginseng	0		
9754	Team Avarice cap of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
9755	ribald Team Sloth cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
9756	shaking Team Wrath cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
9757	rosy-cheeked Mu cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	green blinking Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	skewed Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	tumbling huge Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	narrow pulsating Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	teal Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	twirling Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	green Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	squat Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	tumbling Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	shaking Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	ghostly Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	blurry Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	jittery mirror Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	huge twirling Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	yellow Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	blue Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	cyan Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	wobbly Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	pulsating Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	wobbly Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	spinning Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	ghostly Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	jittery Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	blurry pulsating Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	ghostly Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	blurry Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	wobbly Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	teal shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	lime green razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	shaking smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	jittery rocket	0		
9828	dehydrated mirror magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 10
9829	dried gray brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	diluted glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	twisted teal upside-down scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	diluted pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	mixed lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 50
9834	compressed gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	jittery up-at-dawn forbidden slick FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	spinning Sherlock's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	twirling pulsating electrified FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	veiny sage &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Candy Drop: +100
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	blinking blinking plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	twirling shaking Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	twirling LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	jittery upside-down LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	red skewed faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	maroon mirror poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	upside-down to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	fuchsia flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	pickled blinking universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	maroon LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	blurry narrow LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	super-sized bland FantasyRealm turkey leg	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	aged FantasyRealm mead	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	wobbly arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	huge grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	snack-sized bland upside-down druidic s'more	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	twisted sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	bad weak tumbling mourning wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	jittery sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	maroon map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	upside-down map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	blinking spinning cyan map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	small decent denastified haunch	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	acceptable twirling bad rum and good cola	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	chilled Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	tumbling medical-grade leggings of the Spider Queen of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf deadly Master Thief's utility belt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	green Sherlock's wholesome beefy Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	jittery reassuring healthy Dragonscale breastplate of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	green Annie Oakley's padded belt of Ogrekind of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	censurious family-friendly sinister The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	friendly Tesla nozzle of the Phoenix of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	flame-wreathed savvy boxer's the Archwizard's briefs	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	Jack Frost's Da Vinci's educational the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	rosewater-soaked educational Rosewater's shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	lion tamer's shellacked dance instructor's ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	maroon rock-hard grievous scepter of the Skeleton Lord of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	lightning-fast wicked weightlifter's deadfall branch of the empath	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40
9894	up-at-dawn miser's frosty crafty Staff of Kitchen Royalty of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	huge dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	mediocre blinking two meat muck	4	decent	
9899	rotten blinking chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	crappy	
9900	rotten special chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	4	crappy	Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 10
9901	normal bite-sized pulsating chocolate Spider Queen	1	good	
9902	artisanal hipster cocktail	4	EPIC	
9903	fuchsia God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	blue God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	blue God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	skewed glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	spoiled good guava	3	crappy	
9916	artisanal gin and ginger	4	EPIC	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	denatured mirror gaseous gravy	1		
9919	wobbly SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	galvanized fuchsia Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	frozen ionized non-alkaline Punching Potion	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	lime green Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	pickled shaking maroon Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	pulsating Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	shaking padded personal trainer's Brutal brogues of doom of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	executive personal trainer's Herculean Draftsman's driving gloves of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's Nouveau nosering of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	flattened improved sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	denatured moist cyan huge boiling broth	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	super-wet ionized nitrogenated interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	spinning Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	mirror green Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	mirror Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	red Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	gray Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	chaotic therapeutic rosy-cheeked PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	hand-crafted Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	upside-down neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	Temple Grandin's hardened pentagram bandana	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	purple baleful skull ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	tumbling electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	rotten snack-sized PB&J with the crusts cut off	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	smooth dorky glasses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	spinning friendly Oprah's ponytail clip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	wobbly dangerous paint palette	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	diluted pulsating twirling Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	Jack Frost's cosmetic football	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	blurry resourceful shoe ad T-shirt of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	Socratic pump-up high-tops	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	diffused ionized jittery runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	greasy stylish noticeable pumps	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	fortified bad blinking everfull glass	5	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	narrow jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	huge gravedigger's denim jacket of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	mirror Fonzie's educational ratty knitted cap	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	skewed greedy brainy intimidating chainsaw	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	bad party beer bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	super-sized bland wobbly sweet party mix	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	dried party balloon	1		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	gravedigger's healthy party pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	arcane researcher's Sinatra's party whip of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	bad high-proof TRIO cup of beer	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	normal party platter for one	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	altered fuchsia Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	blue party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	MacGyver's hardened party crasher	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	skewed maroon Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	tumbling latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	blinking latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	wobbly &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	huge squat snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	Lo Pan's hardy snakeskin thighboots	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	Jeselnik's snakeskin cowboy hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	pulsating Annie Oakley's snakeskin jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	fuchsia slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	ribald steel-toed extremely unsafe slime waders	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	executive slime fedora of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	blinking smelly chaotic boxer's slime knuckles	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	shaking government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	mirror aromatic ribald MacGyver's government-issued slacks	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	censurious lion tamer's banded government-issued eyeshade	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	horrifying experienced government-issued necktie of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	stylish smooth strapping mutant arm	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: 40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	Jack Frost's cool mutant legs of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	dance instructor's Newton's mutant crown of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	jumbo flavorless ghostly ectoplasm	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	tasty jittery blue	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	smooth watered-down bottle of vodka	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	normal pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	lousy special watered-down martini	2	decent	Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	decent jittery cherry pie	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	aged pulsating eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	normal special tiny blinking Hell ramen	1	good	Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	special lousy gimlet	3	decent	Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	bad watered-down twice-haunted screwdriver	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	enchanted spoiled candy cane	4	crappy	Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	lousy runny fermented egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	rotten twirling oldcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	tasty tumbling traditional Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	plastic wild beaver of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	plastic reindeer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	dance instructor's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	narrow supercool plastic orphan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	cool plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	jittery green Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	wobbly Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	twirling baleful personal trainer's pristine walrus tusk	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	shaking lime green thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	wobbly huge pulsating vibrating rock-hard wicked Staff of Frozen Lard of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	wobbly mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	low-calorie spoiled upside-down grilled mooseflank	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	tasty moosemeat pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	sizzling balanced antler	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	stylish dam	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	artisanal cyan beavermouth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	tolerable watered-down beaver punch (papaya)	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	perfectly mixed beaver punch (peach)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	artisanal beaver punch (cherry)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	lime green shaking crafty extremely unsafe Canadian lantern	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	jittery muskox-skin cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	normal snack-sized narrow glass of raw eggs	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	watered-down bad blinking punch-drunk punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	boiled upside-down body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	yellow Usain Bolt's bauxite beret	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	reassuring bauxite boxers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	huge bouncing Fonzie's bauxite bow-tie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	yellow Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	Sherlock's perfumed gravedigger's Sinatra's boxer's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	half-sized bland sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	Jack Frost's red-hot sausage fork of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	wobbly Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	high-proof aged tumbling beer	10	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	moldy fuchsia yule gruel	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	extra-dry delicious hot watered rum	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	hand-crafted narrow bottle of Crimbognac	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	adequate Crimboysters Rockefeller	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	compressed Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	gray Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	jittery wobbly squat Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	blurry Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	aromatic clever Crimbolex watch of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	brawny hand-knitted Crimbo socks of terror of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
10082	hardy hale chalk chlamys	0		Maximum HP: 70, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	huge ribald chalk chain of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	twirling up-at-dawn Jim Carey's chalk chalice	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	occult chalk chinos of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	foul-smelling healthy chalk chapeau	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	cyan scorching supercool chalk choker	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	denatured pulsating chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	quantum double-deionized red shaking candy chalk	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 56
10090	savvy marble maebari of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	avaricious dangerous marble mantle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	squat hardened marble magnet of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	Jim Carey's electrified marble mignonette bowl	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	banded marble medallion of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	teal stanky flame-wreathed marble mariachi hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	compressed jittery marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	pressed wobbly Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 60
10098	medical-grade punching bag of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	squat blue censurious asbestos-lined pith helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	prompt careful poncho	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	mansplainer's shellacked pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	Socratic palazzos of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	shellacked pseudoaccordion of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	vaporized mirror pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	diffused Para-Pop	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 22
10106	squat twirling personal trainer's terra cotta truss of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	sharpshooter's terra cotta trousers of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	veiny terra cotta tongs of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	squat avaricious Annie Oakley's terra cotta train	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	sizzling healthy terra cotta tie tack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	sage terra cotta tambourine of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	compressed squat terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	pickled tarnished skewed terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 27
10114	curative velour voulge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	velour vambraces of the brute of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	twirling purple prompt velour veil of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	curative smartaleck's velour viscometer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	Sinatra's strapping velour valise	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	bouncing hardy shellacked velour vaqueros	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	dehydrated purple velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	polarized quadruple-oxidized huge Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 69
10122	glass suspenders of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	blue energetic experienced glass shield	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	narrow Usain Bolt's brawny glass stetson	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	supercharged quilted glass spectacles	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	Newton's glass shiv of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	twirling hardy banded glass serape	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	compressed pulsating shaking glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	extra-tarnished pickled pressed pulsating hard candy	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 23
10130	green Tesla brawny loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	ribald Van der Graaf loofah lei	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	horrifying loofah lederhosen of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	Jack Frost's Van der Graaf loofah ladle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	baleful loofah legwarmers of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	crafty loofah lavalier of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	diluted green blinking loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	liquefied boiled chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 44
10138	mansplainer's flagstone flag of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	hardy flagstone flail of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	horrifying hardy flagstone flip-flops	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	razor-sharp Fonzie's flagstone fez	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	skewed fuchsia curative flagstone fleece of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	spinning savvy beefy flagstone fringe	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	dried skewed flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	polarized Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 36
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	careful cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	anodized double-activated skewed squat tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	powdered blurry prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	narrow beefy tailored vest	0		Muscle: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	green really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	shaking stylish elf army poncho	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	low-calorie adequate elf army field rations	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	auspicious extremely unsafe discarded bowtie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	weak bad fancy martiny	2	decent	Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	modified licorice snake	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 54
10161	diffused red virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 16
10162	denatured blinking mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 38
10163	denatured bouncing government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 69
10164	extra-ionized olive bouncing blinking Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 59
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	lightning-fast Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	delicious gigantic pulsating bloodstick	10	awesome	
10170	artisanal practically non-alcoholic cyan bottle of Sanguiovese	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10171	enchanted bland red actual blood sausage	4	decent	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 35
10172	acceptable mulled blood	4	good	
10173	bland green blood snowcone	3	decent	
10174	practically non-alcoholic smooth blinking Red Russian	1	awesome	
10175	decent blood roll-up	3	good	
10176	smooth red bottle of blood	4	awesome	
10177	normal blood-soaked sponge cake	3	good	
10178	artisanal weak vampagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10179	moldy plain snowcone	4	crappy	
10180	yellow tumbling Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	teal money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	twirling Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	pulsating bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	fuchsia blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	bouncing gravedigger's grievous dangerous PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	squat bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	jittery skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	wobbly curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	toothsome enchanted crabsicle	4	awesome	Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	narrow melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	watered-down acceptable bottle of dark rhum	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	tolerable bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	acceptable bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	modified vacuum-sealed enhanced gray pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	perfumed supercool conquistador's breastplate	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	Temple Grandin's baleful pirate pantaloons	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	jittery spinning blurry [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	mirror rosewater-soaked brawny pirate radio ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	ghostly Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	diet spoiled pineapple slab	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	bland blurry hibiscus petal	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	alkaline liquefied huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	squat mirror cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	altered ghostly ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	skewed Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	squat Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	vaporized maroon pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	frightening plush sea serpent	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	flavorless small narrow pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	tumbling Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	olive ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	slick piratical blunderbuss of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	pulsating lion tamer's padded PirateRealm party hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	perfectly mixed Island Landslide	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	perfectly mixed watered-down Island Thunderstorm	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	drinkable shaking Island Hurricane	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	artisanal weak spinning Skull Punch	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	lousy shaking olive Electric Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	watered-down mediocre Smuggler's Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	aged ghostly Scorpion Bowl	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	bad boozy Turtle Bowl	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	bad Cobra Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	green vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	asbestos-lined Jim Carey's energetic razor-sharp sage vampyric cloake	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	skewed plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	triple-deionized pressed huge one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	upside-down overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	MacGyver's slick brainy Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	greasy crafty vibrating medical-grade therapeutic ruddy occult hewn moon-rune spoon of the cougar of the brazier of doom of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	blinking upside-down rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	lightning-fast reassuring quilted Beach Comb	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	tumbling small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	gray pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	ghostly hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	cyan spinning etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	wet enhanced pulsating squat magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	quantum jittery cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	frozen polarized anodized gray seashell	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	quadruple-dry seashell	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	oxidized shaking seashell	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of sea wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	vaporized bouncing pulsating kelp	1		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	yellow spinning avaricious rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's electrified stiffened extremely unsafe arcane researcher's driftwood hat of chilblains of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	flame-retardant greasy ribald friendly hale rosy-cheeked deadly Socratic driftwood pants of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: 120, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	zippy avaricious stanky hardened studded brainy driftwood bracelet of the cougar of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	reassuring waders of the scaredy-cat of the detective	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	prompt careful stylish spearfish fishing spear	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	executive scorching steel-toed rabbitfish fin	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	prompt MacGyver's wicked pirate cutlass	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	ghostly Lo Pan's occult deadly tricorn hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	asbestos-lined careful Oprah's swash buckle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	careful occult meteorite earring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	flame-retardant greasy wizardly meteorite necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	healthy arcane researcher's smooth meteorite ring	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	enhanced activated purple Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 67
10290	boiled fuchsia chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 43
10291	sinister wicked driftwood beach comb of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: 15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	shaking stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	asbestos-lined foul-smelling whittled tiara of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	ghostly wool Rosewater's whittled shorts of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	veiny hardened stiffened whittled flail	0		Damage Reduction: 4, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	Usain Bolt's friendly Van der Graaf whittled wand	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	inspector's careful manspreader's whittled flute	0		Monster Level: 0, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	executive scorching banded whittled bear figurine	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	tumbling crafty therapeutic Samson's whittled owl figurine	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	yellow Jeselnik's chaotic banded whittled fox figurine	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	narrow bouncing lime green gravedigger's smelly brawny whittled walking stick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	flavorless campfire hot dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	flavorless huge campfire baked potato	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	moldy campfire s'more	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	small spoiled campfire beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	normal campfire stew	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	concentrated colloidal corrupted leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 61
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	cyan burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	blinking wobbly bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	mirror campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	spinning signal receiver	0		
10316	ghostly space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	adequate low-calorie space chowder	1	good	
10321	artisanal weak space wine	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	tumbling packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	mirror Law of Averages	0		
10332	lime green Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	greedy stanky Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	jittery unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	adequate small bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	snack-sized bland mirror flan del mar	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	decent Baja sopapilla	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	olive plastic Mer-kin baker of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	Lo Pan's plastic sea elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	spinning plastic yuleviathan of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	Usain Bolt's plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	narrow plastic Dolph Bossin of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	half-sized flavorless mana-coated yams	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	delicious mana-basted tofurkey leg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	normal mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	small delicious mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	flattened yellow patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	denatured industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	corrupted corrupted diffused unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	powdered wobbly vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	twisted tumbling a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	polymerized pressed denatured organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	perfectly mixed green boot flask	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	extra-corrupted polymerized skewed purple infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	distilled fish sauce	1		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	adequate guffin	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	boiled Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	pickled cyan non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	diffused triple-quantum twirling ghostly peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	pickled deionized Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	vacuum-sealed quantum vacuum-sealed extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	spinning envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	denatured squat blinking livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	teal micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	boiled squat spinning beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	grievous brainy oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	wobbly hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	modified enhanced concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	improved boiled liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	ghostly scorching sage smooth Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	bouncing The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	ghostly soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	moist moist salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	Herculean ribbon candy ascot of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	pulsating intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	purple toasty anemoney clip	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	skewed fuchsia runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	dehydrated super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	prompt MacGyver's icing poncho of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	polarized shaking narrow glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	twirling hardy Fonzie's Mer-kin rollpin	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	miniature adequate bowl of mernudo	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	mediocre fishelada	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	normal ojo de pez burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	spinning waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	bouncing waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	blue waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	aromatic nasty nutcracker hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	Sherlock's careful nutcracker waistcoat	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	yellow zippy nutcracker pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	spinning up-at-dawn Sherlock's nutcracker boots	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	Tesla nutcracker sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	wool Da Vinci's nutcracker drumstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	twirling ghostly miser's dance instructor's nutcracker beard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	bouncing scandalous educational nutcracker cape	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	Sherlock's ruddy nutcracker epaulets	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	decent salt plum	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	adequate jittery and bean	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	jittery lightning-fast hale kelp-holly gun of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	horrifying Yuleviathan necklace of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	blurry perfumed double-paned peppermint spine	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	grievous Fonzie's soggy elf shoes	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	Crimbylow-rise jeans of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	horrifying cool kelp-holly drape	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	rosewater-soaked slick Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the brazier of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	jumbo rotten tempura and bean	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	hand-crafted red salt plum sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	improved bouncing pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	wet gray shaking almond	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 31
10429	colloidal anodized ghostly handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	yellow nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	mirror fuchsia resourceful Retrospecs of the pedagogue of temperance	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	blurry Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	narrow flame-retardant nippy Newton's Powerful Glove of extreme caution of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	blurry enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	skewed mirror status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	manspreader's supercool wizardly Drip harness	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
10442	blue Van der Graaf drippy truncheon	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	wobbly drippy snail shell	0		
10445	bland drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	weak drinkable twirling glass of drippy wine	2	drippy	
10447	normal bouncing drippy caviar	4	drippy	
10448	low-calorie spoiled lime green drippy plum(?)	1	drippy	
10449	rosewater-soaked drippy stake	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	super-improved fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 29
10459	adjusted corrupted squat healthy juice	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 36
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	upside-down hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	yellow bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	jittery boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	jittery crafty cape	0		Maximum MP: +10
10467	lime green lion tamer's chaotic back shell	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	blurry tumbling clever bony back shell	0		Maximum MP: +20
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	triple-pickled blooper ink	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 69
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	yellow rubber doll body	0		
10478	maroon plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	ghostly rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	twirling plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	jittery free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	purple squat immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	blinking colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	thick flavorless mushroom filet	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	narrow mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	altered mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	artisanal mushroom whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	gray greasy manspreader's stiffened mushroom cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	pulsating reassuring therapeutic stylish mushroom shield of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: 4, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	greasy scorching lion tamer's sinister mushroom pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	stiffened quilted grievous thinker's mushroom badge	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	spinning plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	oxidized quantum piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	twirling sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	skewed kettle bell of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	wicked glued-together crystal ball	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	lard-coated martini dregs	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	flickering flashlight of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	blinking gravedigger's crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	medical-grade outmoded fidget toy	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	narrow lion tamer's flimsy ski pole	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	hardy discarded finger painting	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	veiny pizza box	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	purple manspreader's chipped coffee mug of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	upside-down Left-Hand Man action figure of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	spinning squat blinking drippy grub	0		
10516	shaking drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	maroon drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	blinking drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	squat drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	blinking maroon spinning drippy stein	0		
10525	delicious cyan jittery drippy pilsner	4	drippy	
10526	huge drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	upside-down drippy orb	0		
10529	huge lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	gory drippy orb of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
10531	lime green annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	grievous Guzzlr tablet of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	blue spinning Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	wobbly up-at-dawn Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	tolerable Ghiaccio Colada	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	watered-down hand-crafted upside-down Sourfinger	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	spirit-forward tolerable Nog-on-the-Cob	5	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	enchanted strong artisanal Steamboat	5	EPIC	Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	lousy watered-down mirror Buttery Boy	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	green Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	energetic hardy clown car key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	twirling Jim Carey's batting cage key of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	occult Sinatra's aqu&iacute; of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	mirror manspreader's hardy weightlifter's knob labinet key	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	flame-wreathed weremoose key of the blizzard of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	baleful peg key	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	kekekey of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	rabbit's foot key of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	bouncing jittery censurious flame-retardant knob shaft skate key	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	narrow prompt fireproof Fonzie's ice key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	banded anchovy can key	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	wobbly aromatic chilly cactus key	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	blinking ruddy f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	upside-down chilly brawny treasure chest key	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	friendly demonic key of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	rock-hard key sausage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	knob treasury key of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	scorching chilly coward's scrap key	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	blue bouncing inspector's rose key of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	stanky music box key	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	olive squat wool actual skeleton key of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	jittery inspector's savvy deep-fried key of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	maroon skewed executive aromatic discarded bike lock key	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	cyan Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	maroon Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	boiled aerosolized marshroom	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 69
10573	mirror mirror bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	spinning drippy candy bar	0		
10576	irradiated ionized wobbly salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48
10577	enhanced bouncing writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 28
10578	adjusted red gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 47
10579	cyan spinning baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	jittery dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	Fonzie's weightlifter's birch battery	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	perfumed steel-toed ebony epee of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	avaricious toasty weeping willow wand of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	greasy Rosewater's beechwood blowgun of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	skewed friendly baleful Da Vinci's maple magnet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	narrow maroon Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	wobbly electrified smartaleck's hemlock helm of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	Temple Grandin's balsam barrel of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	purple shaking redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	galvanized polarized upside-down redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	tumbling purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	wobbly double-paned purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	Sherlock's reassuring mansplainer's wormwood wedding ring of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: 35, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	gray wobbly manspreader's ert grey goo ring	0		Monster Level: +10
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	green Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	narrow Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	energized non-modified Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	diffused magnetized Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	huge pulsating Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	spoiled small Yeg's Motel pillow mint	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	skewed bouncing Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	altered Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	bouncing Van der Graaf padded Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	wobbly prompt rosewater-soaked Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	scandalous Yeg's Motel slippers of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	ghostly sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	pulsating nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	upside-down onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	gray jittery onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	blurry onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	cyan bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	narrow quilted sinister deadly Cargo Cultist Shorts of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	bouncing complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	bad blue flask of moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	sea-worn candlestick of the brute of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	nitrogenated tarnished null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	red flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	miniature stale chocolate chip muffin	2	decent	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	skewed packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	spinning grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	tumbling subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	nitrogenated fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	deionized vacuum-sealed upside-down boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	adjusted super-ionized mirror cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	activated flattened narrow overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	polarized super-electrified hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	double-anodized non-pickled narrow hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Herculean Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	spinning razor-sharp Crimbo smile	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	Fonzie's SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	colloidal oxidized shaking candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	moist nitrogenated ghostly sugar	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	quadruple-liquefied cold-filtered multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	shellacked plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	clever plastic multi-level marketer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	upside-down scorching plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	wobbly plastic Penny of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	teal overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	neck wreath of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	nippy shining star cap	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	olive frosty nativity shorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	myrrh pouch of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	tumbling careful clever frankincenser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	asbestos-lined gilded trumpet of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	narrow shaking electrified &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	Rosewater's wine carrier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	pulsating candy bucket of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	pickled adjusted prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	concentrated liquefied imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	activated squat hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	teal Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	squat food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	twirling hardy stylish fruit bat	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	flame-retardant tinsel orb of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	healthy beefy snowpack	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	Sinatra's Satan hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	fuchsia friendly Crimbo stockings of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	tumbling spinning Jack Frost's smartaleck's poncho de azucar	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	red The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	flavorless and pepper (stale)	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	strong smooth cranberry margarita (brackish)	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	upside-down fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	wobbly nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	tolerable purple barrel-aged eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	normal hand-crafted candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	jumbo bland drive-thru burger	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	irresponsibly strong acceptable Boulevardier cocktail	6	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	super-altered tumbling jittery Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	immense flavorless jittery bowl full of jelly	6	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	bad mirror Eye and a Twist	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	tarnished concentrated aerosolized spinning pulsating Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	jittery lime green crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	maroon fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	squat wobbly emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	lime green spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	skewed robo-battery	0		
10736	upside-down Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	wet battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	concentrated dry blue battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	deionized polymerized battery (D)	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	dry battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	deionized battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	improved battery (car)	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	blinking marshmallow	0		
10747	drinkable extra-dry marshmallow bomb	5	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	tumbling shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	polarized adjusted short beer	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	pickled oxidized teal ghostly short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	quadruple-improved mirror short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	super-frozen moist purple short glass of water	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	non-diffused deionized blurry short	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	Usain Bolt's nasty familiar scrapbook	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	fuchsia clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	cyan hale fedora-mounted fountain of the storm of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	squat frightening chaotic brawny sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	lion tamer's sharpshooter's beefy porkpie-mounted popper	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	shaking rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	spoiled fire crackers	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	tumbling Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	hardy Catherine Wheel of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	ruddy rocket boots of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	sharpshooter's clever sparkler	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	blurry Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	alkaline olive Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	liquefied spinning The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	chilled jittery blinking Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	double-chilled bouncing Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	quadruple-Vulcanized tarnished blue pulsating Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	blinking wobbly curative Da Vinci's extra-large utility candle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	cyan thinker's runed taper candle of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	red asbestos-lined supercool cool novelty sparkling candle	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	shaking greedy scandalous Abracandalabra	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	Samson's extra-wide head candle of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	denatured dry purple natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	altered galvanized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	nitrogenated banana candle	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	cold-filtered triple-concentrated ear candle	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	magnetized moist votive of confidence	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	executive water candle	0		Meat Drop: +40, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	Lo Pan's B. L. A. R. T.	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	squat empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	mirror literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	up-at-dawn lard-coated smelly foul-smelling flame-wreathed smartaleck's industrial fire extinguisher	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	huge The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	narrow bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	mirror packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	rosewater-soaked hale boxer's Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	stale jumbo bread man	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	thick flavorless plain candy cane	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	bite-sized normal green pulsating flour cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	inspector's plastic food lab	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	smooth plastic chem lab	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	pulsating hardy plastic primary lab	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	wobbly plastic Cheer Core of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	ghostly pulsating medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	rosewater-soaked coward's beefy ice crown	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	stanky veiny Newton's jeans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	bouncing sharpshooter's Fonzie's Socratic ice wrap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	decent bite-sized tofu pop	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	enchanted yummy bowl of prescription candy	4	awesome	Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	decent tumbling fishcake	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	toothsome bone broth	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	stale star pop	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	special delicious bouncing Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	awesome	Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	smooth Doc's Smartifying Wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Doc's Limbering Wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	weak tolerable Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	diluted Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	powdered Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	distilled Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	boiled spinning Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	activated twirling anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	quadruple-irradiated blurry anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	colloidal pulsating anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	dry polymerized red anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	deionized corrupted electrified huge anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	aerosolized shaking anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blurry Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	delicious jumbo maroon bread pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	bad irresponsibly strong clear Russian	7	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	blurry zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	pulsating Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	ghostly gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	tumbling yellow gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	pulsating goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	lime green squat shellacked cozy scarf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	flavorless twirling huge Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	adjusted enhanced fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	olive flame-wreathed third ear	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	teal blurry shaking banded peppermint-scented socks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	blinking projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	razor-sharp depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	delicious &quot;caramel&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	self-repairing earmuffs of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	mirror censurious carnivorous potted plant	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	gray ghostly universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	veiny yule hatchet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	thick moldy lab-grown meat	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	fleece of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	narrow cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	huge banded pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	Sherlock's Samson's can of mixed everything of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	normal shaking meatball	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cyan cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	maroon meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	pickled pulsating fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	ghostly 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	skewed carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	dried astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 40
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	stanky frosty Van der Graaf magnifying glass	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	artisanal practically non-alcoholic maroon void lager	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	stale huge void burger	6	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	upside-down void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	greasy frightening Lo Pan's MacGyver's void shard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	spinning cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	spinning combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	bouncing Fonzie's combat lover's locket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	upside-down grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	green squat trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	Jeselnik's careful Fonzie's supercool unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25
10900	bouncing MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	yellow MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	tarnished frozen blinking emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	Sinatra's survival knife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	zippy crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	headlamp of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	skewed supercool thermal blanket of terror of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: 35, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	tumbling bouncing atlas of local maps of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	non-aerosolized modified improved spare battery	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	upside-down purple narrow space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	double-ionized activated corrupted single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	concentrated jittery gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	moldy miniature 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	bland skewed expired MRE	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	decent snack-sized skewed cool mint precipice bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	spoiled enchanted carrot cake precipice bar	3	crappy	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	green The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	narrow packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	aromatic Annie Oakley's veiny June cleaver	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	tolerable Dad's brandy	4	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	squat twirling Temple Grandin's teacher's pen of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	huge spoiled pulsating fire-roasted lake trout	8	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	bland olive guilty sprout	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	shaking clever mother's necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	double-quantum bouncing trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	moist aerosolized savings bond	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	cyan designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	ghostly designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	dehydrated skewed sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	cyan tumbling unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	mirror stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	mirror dinosaur scale	0		
10935	blurry pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	pterodactyl rifle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	irradiated denatured energized Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 24
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	camouflage vest of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
10944	jittery Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	perfumed flame-retardant awkward dinosaur research harness of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5
10948	pulsating reflective vest of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
10949	squat tumbling aromatic dinosaur	0		Stench Resistance: +1
10950	cyan Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	bouncing skewed extremely unsafe Jurassic Parka of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	narrow autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	extra-electrified quadruple-quantum autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	acceptable AutumnFest ale	3	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	bouncing auspicious ribald rosy-cheeked autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	avaricious greasy curative supercool autumn debris shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	yummy autumn-spice donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	liquefied activated upside-down autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	tumbling Sinatra's autumn leaf pendant of chilblains of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	distilled autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	extra-modified skewed autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	acceptable Oopsie IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	squat St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	rotten diet ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	miniature adequate fuchsia Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	miniature special decent green roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2	good	Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	stale St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	flavorless special Pete's wiley whey bar	3	decent	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	flavorless Pete's rich ricotta	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	perfectly mixed ghostly Boris's beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	rotten thick honey bun of Boris	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	yummy enchanted lime green Boris's bread	4	awesome	Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	twirling squat Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	mirror tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	stale baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	gigantic stale plain calzone	6	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	snack-sized tasty roasted vegetable focaccia	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	fancy moldy bite-sized Pizza of Legend	1	crappy	Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	half-sized enchanted flavorless Calzone of Legend	2	decent	Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	snack-sized spoiled Deep Dish of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	yellow drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	pulsating government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	Van der Graaf prohie's hat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	quadruple-modified enhanced blue imported taffy	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	blurry horrifying Charleston shoes of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	squat booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	chilly rare oboe of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	wool Rosewater's bullet necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	normal super-sized bouncing swamp haunch	5	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	wobbly flame-wreathed educational gator shades	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	mediocre practically non-alcoholic green Charleston Choo-Choo	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	mediocre Velvet Veil	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	lousy Marltini	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	smooth fancy Strong, Silent Type	3	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	artisanal Mysterious Stranger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	bad Champagne Shimmy	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	mirror lard-coated ceramic cestus of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	frosty chaotic ceramic centurion shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	fireproof shellacked ceramic celery grater	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's shellacked ceramic celsiturometer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	prompt energetic supercool ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	ribald thinker's ceramic cenobite's robe of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	altered shaking ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	super-dry tarnished extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 58
11028	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's chiffon chevrons	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	teal lard-coated foul-smelling chiffon chapeau of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	aromatic hale fortified chiffon chamberpot	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	knitted manspreader's chiffon chemise	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	cyan executive avaricious Sinatra's chiffon chakram	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: 70, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	purple greasy banded brawny chiffon chaps	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	modified squat chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	Vulcanized aerosolized super-improved chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 63
11036	moldy squat chocomotive	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	delicious spinning freightcake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	mediocre cabooze	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	friendly plastic passenger car	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	plastic dining car of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	double-paned plastic coal car of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	slick plastic locomotive	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	spinning packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	upside-down model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	maroon Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	huge pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	triple-concentrated spinning Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 58
11051	magnetized bouncing Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 46
11052	magnetized concentrated Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 32
11053	magnetized Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 11
11054	denatured pressed moist fuchsia twirling Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 16
11055	unsweetened Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 33
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	blurry ping-pong ball	0		
11058	MacGyver's Trainbot harness	0		Maximum MP: +100
11059	jittery ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	tumbling bouncing Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	family-friendly boxer's head-mounted Trainbot of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	miser's leg-mounted Trainbots of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	clever thinker's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	spinning blinking cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	huge Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	strong acceptable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	5	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	bland honey-drenched ham slice	3	decent	
11071	lousy mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	4	decent	
11072	bland immense jittery Crimbo food scraps	6	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	huge automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	spoiled steamed oyster	4	crappy	
11079	tumbling really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	purple deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	pulsating crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Crimbosmopolitan	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	moldy Crimbo dinner	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	pulsating The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	olive mirror grubby wool	0		
11092	hardy steel-toed grubby wool hat of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
11093	green Van der Graaf fortified grubby wool scarf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11094	executive friendly grubby wool trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +40
11095	upside-down smelly Jim Carey's studded grubby wool gloves of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	artisanal blurry nice warm beer	4	EPIC	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	dried maroon huge upside-down fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	maroon bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	maroon squat hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	olive chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	spoiled pixel bread	4	crappy	
11113	enchanted bad practically non-alcoholic pixel whiskey	1	decent	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 40
11114	teal pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	bouncing S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	pressed glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	quantum modified twirling upside-down mushroom	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	wet polarized lime green five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	gigantic stale mirror mirror super good fruit	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	powdered energized spores	1		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	sage hot pepper of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	activated unsweetened yellow out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	unsweetened fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	polarized super-energized flapper fly	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	delicious weak purple shot of wasp venom	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	warmed olive filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	activated moist chilled blinking shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	colloidal pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	extra-energized electrified tumbling pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	enhanced enhanced angry agate	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	nitrogenated skewed lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	massive rotten shadow sausage	10	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	huge scorching Lo Pan's shadow skin	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	altered blinking shadow flame	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	bland olive twirling shadow bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	bad jittery shadow fluid	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	squat ghostly shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	perfectly mixed triple-distilled blurry shadow venom	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	boiled shaking shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	tumbling arcane researcher's smooth shadow stick of the brazier	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	upside-down narrow slick wizardly bat paw	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10
11148	dance instructor's uncursed bat paw	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11149	horrifying supercool goblin cape of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
11150	skewed ruddy uncursed goblin cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
11151	Sherlock's electrified dragon wishbone	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11152	uncursed dragon wishbone of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
11153	lard-coated electrified banded stats of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11154	Fonzie's uncursed stats	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
11155	nippy careful arcane orb	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10
11156	miser's uncursed arcane orb	0		Meat Drop: +10
11157	machete of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
11158	stiffened uncursed machete	0		Damage Reduction: 1
11159	blurry blanket	0		
11160	tumbling upside-down uncursed blanket	0		
11161	cyan Oprah's smooth strapping medallion	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50
11162	narrow jittery uncursed medallion of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	ghostly The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	jittery Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	wobbly shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	mirror twirling shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	wobbly shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	yellow shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	blurry grievous boxer's cool shadow chef's hat	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	huge fireproof rock-hard Fonzie's shadow trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	blinking executive MacGyver's shadow hammer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	Rosewater's sage shadow monocle of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	decent wobbly yellow shadow hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	tolerable weak shadow martini	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	diluted lime green shadow pill	1		
11185	blurry shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	irradiated ghostly shadow candy	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 61
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	pulsating skewed replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	upside-down replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	gray replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	upside-down replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	gray dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	blurry wicked personal trainer's brawny replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	avaricious studded fortified replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	medical-grade Rosewater's thinker's replica navel ring of navel gazing of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	blue horrifying replica V for Vivala mask of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	twirling auspicious beefy replica haiku katana of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	wool flame-wreathed manspreader's arcane researcher's replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	fuchsia replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	jittery blurry replica stone sphere	0		
11209	shaking manspreader's wizardly brainy replica Greatest American Pants	0		Mysticality: 30, Monster Level: +10
11210	wobbly upside-down replica organ grinder	0		
11211	quilted thinker's replica Juju Mojo Mask of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11212	electrified healthy replica Operation Patriot Shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	bouncing replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	blurry twirling foul-smelling razor-sharp replica plastic vampire fangs of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	curative replica Camp Scout backpack	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	mirror replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	extremely unsafe Sinatra's Fonzie's Cincho de Mayo of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	jittery dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	fuchsia blurry replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	maroon replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	olive replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	ghostly replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	shaking replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	olive lion tamer's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	Usain Bolt's nasty resourceful experienced replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
11242	family-friendly rosewater-soaked flame-retardant horrifying medical-grade veiny forbidden razor-sharp slick replica hewn moon-rune spoon of doom of bravery	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	squat replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	skewed perfumed Socratic sage replica Powerful Glove of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	skewed Sherlock's vibrating therapeutic replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11246	knitted rock-hard wicked deadly Herculean replica industrial fire extinguisher of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	blinking teal replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	shaking replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	horrifying replica Jurassic Parka of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	huge replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	maroon replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	mirror replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	Temple Grandin's wicked wizardly replica Cincho de Mayo of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: 12, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	chilly stylish brainy &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of Tarzan of the brazier of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	teal Herculean weightlifter's pro skateboard	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	shaking Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	upside-down Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	shaking dance instructor's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	crafty occult Herculean Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	chilled Vulcanized non-altered scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	tumbling Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	wobbly wobbly Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	electrified altered tarnished scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	lime green huge Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	lime green Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	blue Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	high-proof bad spinning Sexy Cosmo	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	padded red-soled high heels of the sewer of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	enchanted moldy cyburger	3	crappy	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	pulsating mansplainer's ncle leg	0		Monster Level: +15
11287	nippy rutabuga bag of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10
11288	boxer's mesquito proboscis	0		Muscle Percent: +10
11289	purple twirling horrifying senate fly thorax	0		Spooky Damage: +25
11290	irradiated anodized ghostly bug juice	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 50
11291	blinking educational spider leg	0		Experience: +1
11292	sage beetle antenna	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11293	mantis skull of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
11294	wet modified activated bouncing gray chitin powder	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 68
11295	maroon up-at-dawn MacGyver's daddy shortlegs leg	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +5
11296	smartaleck's savvy birdybug antenna	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30
11297	supercharged kilopede skull of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30
11298	adjusted dry shaking haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 59
11299	corrupted extra-colloidal blue mirror chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 39
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	wobbly replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	ghostly boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	delicious low-calorie watermelon	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	squat watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	blinking water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	tumbling thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	delicious diet bouncing shaking waffle	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	pulsating blinking fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	bouncing perfumed smooth cat o' nine teeth	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	dog trainer's Fonzie's tooth cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	bouncing shaking padded toothy trousers of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	jumbo tasty red banana split	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	pulsating skewed Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	blurry medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	drinkable weak special fuchsia bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	good	Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	teal flame-wreathed mansplainer's veiny baywatch	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	huge Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	twirling upside-down Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	jittery residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	mixed concentrated cooking	1		
11329	vaporized bouncing meat	1		
11330	powdered sparkling orb	1		
11331	compressed jittery hardening cream	1		
11332	altered purple pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	upside-down book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	squat Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	huge LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	improved corrupted sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 41
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	Jim Carey's rake	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	mirror extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	blinking autumnal aegis of the dark arts of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	alkaline wet wet distilled resin	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	vibrating impromptu torch of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	fig leaf of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	lime green miser's energetic smoldering drape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	fuchsia smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	inspector's reassuring ribald mansplainer's steel-toed Fonzie's leaf crown	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	rotten leafy browns	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	quantum autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	warmed corrupted coping juice	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	scorching mansplainer's sharpshooter's Van der Graaf forbidden candy cane sword cane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	jittery Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	narrow Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	cyan automa-bot parts	0		
11370	twirling security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	purple handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	gray squat Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	gray blurry housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	flavorless pickled bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	normal salted mutton	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	rotten green corned beet	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	mirror bouncing pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pulsating pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	skewed pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	blurry crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	bland twirling peppermint donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	gray blurry toasty Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	strapping Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	spirit-forward lousy Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	wobbly Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	Oprah's shellacked groovy Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	maroon Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	blinking Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	gray skewed savvy Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	pulsating Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	cyan huge Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	super-polarized colloidal mirror Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	frosty medical-grade Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	scorching hale Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong tumbling lime green Crimbow Rainbo	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	tumbling Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	dog trainer's grievous Elf Guard broom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	rosewater-soaked sharpshooter's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	shaking Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	enchanted artisanal old-school pirate grog	4	EPIC	Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	flavorless mirror grog nuts	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	mirror nasty sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	smooth officer's nog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	toothsome mirror sundae ration	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	adequate tiny peppermint tack	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	lime green Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	adequate red mirror whalesteak	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	squat padded whalegun of the ox of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	spinning Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	curative fortified Elf Guard clipboard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	purple Newton's pegfinger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	acceptable and claret	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	upside-down frosty Elf Guard and beret	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	shipwright's hammer of the brute of incineration of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	scorching vibrating gunwale of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	stanky foul-smelling Kelflar vest of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	ionized polarized whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	twirling supercharged smooth Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	ruddy forbidden Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	wool fortified Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	blinking nippy Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	Van der Graaf extremely unsafe arcane researcher's massive wrench	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	fortified padded brown pirate pants	0		Damage Absorption: 80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	red Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	skewed punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	Sherlock's fireproof careful Jim Carey's Oprah's Elf dessert spoon of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: 15, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	cyan veiny Elf Guard SCUBA tank of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	spinning twirling banded occult free boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	toasty groovy brawny Elvish underarmor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	asbestos-lined Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	bland sugarplum ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	toothsome gingerbread nylons	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	moldy small rum-soaked fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	decent special maroon lime	4	good	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	delicious cyan skewed gingerbread pirate	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	half-sized adequate fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	watered-down artisanal enchanted jittery mulled wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	weak hand-crafted bouncing Swedish coffee	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	perfectly mixed canteen of eggnog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	perfectly mixed narrow hot wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	acceptable yellow Jamaican coffee	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	aged flask of egggrog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	maroon Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	shaking Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	perfectly mixed ghostly yule grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	decent wet tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	gigantic moldy whalecake	7	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	reassuring rock-hard gunwale whalegun of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	artisanal triple-distilled tumbling and claret	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	bouncing rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	bouncing gravedigger's Temple Grandin's Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	medical-grade sequin-encrusted sweater	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	gravedigger's wicked replica Elf Guard medal of horror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	upside-down Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	fireproof scorching Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	veiny padded barnacle-encrusted sweater of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	dog trainer's mansplainer's extremely unsafe Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	shaking pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	ghostly Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	blinking kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	shaking The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	double-electrified diffused pulsating ghostly military candy cane	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 28
11503	adjusted Vulcanized extra-magnetized gray twirling groggipop	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 50
11504	manspreader's moss mace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	Lo Pan's deadly moss megaphone	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	veiny Herculean moss medal	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	olive scandalous moss mitre of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	Da Vinci's moss mantle of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	studded moss marlinspike of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	vaporized cyan moss mulch	1		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	ionized spinning huge moss floss	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 49
11512	purple wobbly adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	pulsating teal adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	compressed blue jittery adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	polarized polarized upside-down adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 19
11520	auspicious Van der Graaf crepe paper phrygian cap of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	reassuring veiny crepe paper parachute cape of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	stanky smelly steel-toed crepe paper pie clip	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	double-paned smelly crepe paper puzzle cube of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	Lo Pan's dance instructor's crepe paper plunge camisole of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	twirling vibrating padded strapping crepe paper polka charm	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	modified crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	improved denatured shaking crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 49
11528	Sherlock's petrified wood war pike of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	dance instructor's petrified wood waist protector of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	shaking petrified wood wizard's pouch of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	educational petrified wood water purifier of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	curative petrified wood whoopie panama of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	lard-coated Jack Frost's petrified wood walking pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	altered petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	diffused bouncing petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 41
11536	drinkable cybeer	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	shaking ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	mirror wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	shaking baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	gray googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	shellacked Crimbuccaneer war standard of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	upside-down manspreader's beefcake's Elf Guard war standard	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	mirror in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	clever fortified spring shoes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	diffused ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	wet non-corrupted crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	squat smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	purple triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	red high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	mirror irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	blinking quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	manspreader's motion sensor	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	yellow narrow jittery packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	horrifying slick Everfull Dart Holster	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	red research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	pulsating ribald smelly grievous razor-sharp Apriling band helmet of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 75, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	Fonzie's stylish Apriling band saxophone of the dark arts of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	auspicious toasty friendly savvy Apriling band quad tom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	sharpshooter's electrified energetic rosy-cheeked Apriling band tuba of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	fireproof smelly Lo Pan's Van der Graaf dance instructor's educational Apriling band staff	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	spoiled low-calorie yam	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	triple-distilled aged yam martini	8	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	aged practically non-alcoholic sweet potato o' mine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	weak mediocre Southern yam	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	tolerable sweet potato punch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	bland bouncing Mayam spinach	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	big stale blinking yam and swiss	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	red double-paned energetic yam cannon of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	ghostly yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	knitted scorching furry yam buckler of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	healthy personal trainer's brawny yamtility belt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	enchanted tasty yam slider	4	awesome	Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	delicious jumbo yam mayo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	tasty jumbo mirror blinking lime green yam burrito	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	red mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	special stale mini kiwi	3	decent	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	miser's steel-toed mini kiwi bikini of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	watered-down mediocre mini kiwitini	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	shaking mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	tumbling bouncing mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	Jim Carey's steel-toed mini kiwi silicon tiepin of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	blue mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	rotten mini kiwi digitized cookies	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	watered-down hand-crafted bouncing mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	unsweetened jittery mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	super-ionized mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	twirling inspector's Oprah's mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	thinker's mini kiwi icepick	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	denatured tarnished mirror mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	upside-down packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	lime green protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	narrow protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	squat protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	twirling inspector's sharpshooter's weightlifter's messenger bag RNA	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15
11616	pulsating flagellate flagon	0		
11617	spinning proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	tasty super-sized bacteria bisque	5	awesome	
11619	moldy ciliophora chowder	4	crappy	
11620	bland yellow cream of chloroplasts	4	decent	
11621	blurry synaptic soup	0		
11622	huge muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	wobbly elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	yellow extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	Usain Bolt's gravedigger's foul-smelling medical-grade tearaway pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	blinking baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	wobbly tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	practically non-alcoholic smooth Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	blue longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	green Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	green Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	fuchsia bouncing boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	twirling Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	friendly blade of dismemberment	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	yellow Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	mirror Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	gray inspector's cool embers-only jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	foul-smelling bembershoot	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	yummy wheel of camembert	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	up-at-dawn asbestos-lined hat of remembering of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	squat soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	shaking photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	toasty experienced smartaleck's bat wings	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	narrow ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	horrifying scorching monocle on a stick	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	cyan studded occult plastic pipe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	asbestos-lined steel-toed fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	boxer's bow tie of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	narrow scandalous Fonzie's fake huge beard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	Jeselnik's astronaut helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	narrow tumbling lightning-fast feather boa of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	Sheriff badge of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	executive nasty Sheriff pistol	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	clever Sheriff moustache of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	reassuring careful photo booth supply list	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	twirling tie-dye headband	0		
11674	toothsome gigantic olive blurry whirled peas	6	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	bland peaza	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	altered lime green drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	mixed twirling Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	narrow quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	denatured flattened wobbly pea brittle	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	drinkable watered-down bouncing peasco	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	rotten skewed piece of cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	maroon Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	prompt asbestos-lined deft pirate hook	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	friendly coward's iron tricorn hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	jolly roger flag of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	irresponsibly strong fancy artisanal tankard of spiced rum	8	EPIC	Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	drinkable triple-distilled tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	6	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	red packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	governor's daughter's lace collar of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	lime green mirror thinker's governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	twirling harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	jittery hale chili powder cutlass	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	stale special Aztec tamale	3	decent	Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	blue twirling groggles of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	tumbling anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	pulsating shaking Usain Bolt's Annie Oakley's silky pirate drawers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	narrow blinking profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	alkaline peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	acceptable hard cocoa	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	spoiled salmagumdi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	beefy plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	green plastic St. Patrick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	olive wobbly electrified veiny plastic Colonel Brando	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	mirror family-friendly plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot; of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	gray Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	pulsating ghostly Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	mirror Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	maroon Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	small spoiled coney haunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	denatured upside-down dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	perfectly mixed moai toai	3	EPIC	
11725	double-paned frightening stanky moaiball	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	twirling half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	moist pickled four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	lightning-fast Tesla razor-sharp potato jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	blinking traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	military orb of the storm of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	triple-unsweetened rum ball	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 37
11733	green gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	clever slick gravyskin hat	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	teal dance instructor's strapping gravyskin buckler	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	olive narrow avaricious gravyskin skirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	scandalous Tesla gravyskin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	quadruple-magnetized crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	toothsome jumbo room scale bean casserole	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	resourceful razor-sharp perfect Christmas scarf of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	rock-hard deadly snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	modified boiled LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	Lo Pan's clever therapeutic Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	narrow pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	watered-down acceptable narrow Easter grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	aged weak enchanted Irish eggnog	2	awesome	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	acceptable watered-down canteen of jungle juice	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	fancy hand-crafted pulsating turchucken	3	EPIC	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	bad weak mechanically-mulled cider	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	tolerable holiday trip around the world	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	enchanted big moldy chocolate ostrich egg	5	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	spoiled gray beef and cabbage	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	huge adequate maroon candy rations	9	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	stale huge double-candied yams	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	jumbo normal Christmas ham	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	low-calorie moldy holiday smorgasbord	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	grievous bejazzled eyepatch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	yellow squat Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	lime green Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	bouncing Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	twirling narrow Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	red Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	narrow Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	mirror mansplainer's Tesla stiffened strapping egg gun	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	extremely unsafe Rosewater's army helmet of the wise owl of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	jittery candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	stale massive Thanksgiving ration	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	hand-crafted fuchsia Easter eggnog	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	vaporized red tumbling clovermint	1		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	Socratic thinker's brainy nylon Christmas stockings of the detective	0		Mysticality: 15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	quantum deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	narrow McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	McHugeLarge duffel bag of the empath of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	smooth McHugeLarge left pole of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	maroon zippy avaricious weightlifter's McHugeLarge right pole	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	skewed hardy baleful McHugeLarge left ski	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	crafty deadly McHugeLarge right ski	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	boiled squat eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	teal brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	skewed maroon datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	squat dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	gray dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	narrow dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	cyan dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	teal dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	jittery huge dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	blurry skewed CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	vaporized shaking jittery psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	skewed dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	shaking dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	spinning maroon OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	fuchsia STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	fuchsia insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	ghostly geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	jittery olive geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	maroon virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ghostly ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	cold-filtered tumbling synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 58
11834	non-improved iDrops	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 50
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	squat phantom digit	0		
11841	jittery foul line	0		
11842	squat dark manioc	0		
11843	yellow Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	narrow blurry plover's egg	0		
11847	mirror green flyswatter	0		
11848	ghostly Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	bouncing sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	maroon phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	ghostly carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	squat assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	wobbly Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	diluted scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	weak artisanal ghostly pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	twisted ghostly lime green ghostly phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	bouncing Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	wobbly spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	squat bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	altered pulsating blue leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	spoiled upside-down Heck ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	rotten burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	flavorless fancy bite-sized blue blurry small beer brat	1	decent	Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	rotten snack-sized peach pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	spoiled upside-down incredible mini-pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	artisanal triple-distilled Divine sidecar	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	tolerable tangarita sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	practically non-alcoholic acceptable wobbly gimlet sidecar	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	artisanal green vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	tolerable prussian cathouse sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	hand-crafted Mon Tiki sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	tumbling lime green spinning Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	chilly April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	yellow ghostly glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	ionized nitrogenated wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	hand-crafted Three Sheets to the Wind	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	snack-sized rotten olive pile of wet dates	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	teal papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	flame-wreathed wet shower cap	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	twirling spinning wet shower shoes of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	thinker's wet shower shorts	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	dry corrupted olive wobbly wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	flattened squat yellow wet paperback	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	occult wet shower radio	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	pulsating wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	lightning-fast birthday bloon	0		Initiative: +40
11903	quantum diffused jawwetter	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 39
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	manspreader's Peridot of Peril of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	terrycloth turban of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11907	bouncing wobbly horrifying jockey's hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25
11908	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
11909	shaking extra-tight skullcap of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11910	shaking sturdy pith helmet of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
11911	blurry bishop's mitre of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
11912	hale tin foil hat	0		Maximum HP: +20
11913	lime green tumbling weightlifter's construction hardhat	0		Muscle: +15
11914	yellow scorching imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Hot Damage: +25
11915	jittery crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	supercool stylish bycocket	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	ghostly packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	tumbling exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	Axis helmet of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100
11925	scorching toasty Axis fatigues	0		Hot Damage: 30
11926	therapeutic ruddy Axis suspenders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	skewed really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	gray priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	zippy asbestos-lined Da Vinci's Allied Radio Backpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	blue confetti grenade	0		
11937	rotten big Skeleton Wars rations	5	crappy	
11938	bad practically non-alcoholic fuchsia skeleton war fuel can	1	decent	
11939	blinking skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	skewed M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	shaking M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	avaricious banded Allied Forces insignia of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	blinking handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	wobbly Axis codebook	0		
11948	diffused Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	frightening bully badge	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	time cop top hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	blinking Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	modified fuchsia squat mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	normal toast with mixed berry jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	rotten cup of sugar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	bite-sized tasty Susie's cupcake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	mirror olive clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	auspicious Jeselnik's the gun of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	lousy fuchsia wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	tumbling teal sand penny	0		
11962	flame-wreathed undersea surveying goggles	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	acceptable Ocean-Touched Rum	4	good	
11964	pickled water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 35
11965	jumbo moldy kelp puck	5	crappy	
11966	pulsating scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	bouncing gray scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	olive scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	unsweetened magnetized skewed octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 47
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	shaking zippy dentadent	0		Initiative: +20
11986	fuchsia lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	perfumed scorching stiffened baleful wicked blood cubic zirconia of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: 30, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	boiled upside-down blood thinner	1		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	tolerable pheromone cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	delicious wobbly spinning spinal tapas	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	huge Jeselnik's padded shrunken head of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	pulsating stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	practically non-alcoholic drinkable jittery Smoking Pope	1	good	
12053	tiny bland prize turkey	1	decent	
12054	altered medicinal gruel	1		
12055	flavorless twirling full-sized pumpkin pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	drinkable fancy vodka cranberry sauce	4	good	Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	anodized yellow yammed candy	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	fancy miniature stale purple treasure chestnut	2	decent	Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	artisanal watered-down tumbling mulled butter rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	liquefied pulsating cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	chaotic plastic left skeleton arm	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	huge yellow Usain Bolt's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	mirror executive plastic right skeleton arm	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	blurry Usain Bolt's plastic right skeleton leg	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	lard-coated plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	skewed discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	angelbone kilt of the sewer of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	shaking supercool angelbone totem	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	perfumed angelbone chopsticks	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	beefy angelbone mantle of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	olive smooth angelbone dice	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	narrow angelbone halo of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	mixed angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	unsweetened biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 44
12076	ghostly quilted devilbone helmet of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	red censurious devilbone greaves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	fuchsia lightning-fast fortified devilbone shinguards	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	blue lion tamer's devilbone corset	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	lime green careful occult devilbone flute	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	upside-down upside-down greedy devilbone rosary	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	powdered devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	energized extra-denatured Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 38
12116	bouncing burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	spinning burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	skewed burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	maroon burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	reassuring extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	hand-crafted Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	watered-down aged bottle of prize-winning rum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	prompt resourceful Santa-Slayer medal of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	spinning Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	tarnished boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	corrupted triple-improved huge boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	deionized blurry boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	censurious baleful smoldering vertebra of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	olive tumbling seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	ghostly frightening mansplainer's hot boning knife of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	scandalous hardened fistbone of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	greedy rosewater-soaked Tesla burnt bone belt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	forbidden scorched skull trophy	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	small toothsome wing bone	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	hand-crafted spinning weak skeleton venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	altered ghostly baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	pulsating nippy plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	curative plastic skeleton skull	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	deadly plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	narrow assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	teal undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	pulsating pulsating bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	squat vibrating stylish scorched skeleton mask	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	blinking censurious asbestos-lined scorched skeleton shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	tumbling quilted scorched skeleton pants of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	ghostly Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	narrow Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	blue Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	yellow Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	sinister strapping fireproof bonesaw	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	red Tesla vibrating vermiculite shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	blinking Usain Bolt's ship's lantern	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	frosty stiffened heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	bland snack-sized traditional gingerloaf	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	perfectly mixed fortified Scotch and eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	colloidal wet gray counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	lousy triple-distilled &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	10	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	normal wedge of prize-winning cheese	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	adjusted anodized non-quantum gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 38
12179	friendly glimmering crystal of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	squat boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	spinning upside-down Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	bouncing loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	tumbling dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	wobbly Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	tumbling intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	cold-filtered Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	cold-filtered modified lime green Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	activated frozen bouncing Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	mirror bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	Lo Pan's and dress of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	executive Jack Frost's and dress	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	polarized double-aerosolized dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	vibrating dinosaur bone club	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	wobbly vibrating dangerous dinosaur skull helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	ruddy Rosewater's dinosaur bone corset of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	bad Pork Elf cough syrup	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	blurry Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	green Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	fuchsia Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	spoiled small rat pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	nasty Lo Pan's resourceful hoverboard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	ribald left shark fin of terror of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	twirling experienced fitness tracking bracelet	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	altered wobbly twirling candy bone	1		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 15
12215	spinning wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	normal huge wobbly discarded hot dog	9	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	watered-down bad most of a beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	rotten fuchsia shaking can of tuna	3	crappy	
12227	massive tasty alien salad	10	awesome	
12228	normal huge twirling ratbatatouille	10	good	
12229	spoiled half-sized onigiri	2	crappy	
12230	thick flavorless crudit&eacute;s	5	decent	
12231	moldy mirror sauced mutton	3	crappy	
12232	delicious huge hot honey ant	3	awesome	
12233	adequate diet tomb aspic	1	good	
12234	tasty later tots	4	awesome	
12235	rotten Frutti di Scatoletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	stale snack-sized maroon Pesto alla Marziano	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	jumbo stale squat Arrattabbattabiata	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	jumbo decent Orzo di Riso	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	moldy snack-sized Pasta Grimavera	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	moldy jittery Linguini Ubriacapa	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	miniature bland Formica e Pepe	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	normal Tubetto Gelatto	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	diet stale Gnocci Domani	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	cool Space Soldier Helmet of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +20
12253	adequate premium turkey leg	3	good	
12254	special mediocre huge styrofoam cup of mead	3	decent	Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 40
12255	Fonzie's sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
12256	Herculean staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
12257	bouncing lute of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	huge miser's friendly smartaleck's The Wizard's Android	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +10
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	arcane researcher's tactical jester's cap of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	shaking single-use sword	0		
12265	ribald flimsy plastic helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
12266	bouncing fortified flimsy plastic greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +60
12267	Herculean flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
12268	Van der Graaf flimsy plastic shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	shaking pulsating censurious rosy-cheeked Fonzie's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	scorching wholesome Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
12272	fancy normal classic banana	4	good	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	delicious spinning watermelon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	normal gigantic quince	8	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	fancy flavorless jittery classic banana pie	4	decent	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	triple-concentrated blurry purple essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	unsweetened energized bouncing banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	hand-crafted teal Aesop Daiquiri	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	aged practically non-alcoholic bouncing gray Monkey Congress	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	spoiled squat watermelon pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	irradiated purple concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	magnetized diffused yellow Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	acceptable green Melonegroni	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	artisanal irresponsibly strong teal Melonade Spritz	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	moldy skewed quince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	modified quince quaff	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	extra-dry ionized upside-down Quickquince	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	triple-distilled drinkable Quiskey Sour	7	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	mediocre Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	mediocre Roth IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	zippy knitted underdraft protection	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	ghostly solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	spoiled super-sized soybean futures	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	non-Vulcanized housing bubble	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	double-wet olive Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 18
12298	financial instrument of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	horrifying quilted hedge fund clippers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	pulsating shaking selling shorts of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	upside-down shaking bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	shaking bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	blurry smartaleck's Rosewater's 401k ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	deionized shaking invisible hand	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	extra-warmed lime green circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	chilled bouncing mint	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	mirror homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	dehydrated spinning tumbling toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	mixed huge intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	modified gray liquid asset	1		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic narrow Malattia Becco Malbec	1	super ultra EPIC	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	skewed Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	ghostly Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	narrow huge Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	shaking lime green Red Team scarf	0		
12321	shaking meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	ghostly wobbly huge can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"