-1	triple-distilled acceptable teal Petite Porter	8	good	
-2	lousy watered-down Scrawny Stout	2	decent	
-3	perfectly mixed Infinitesimal IPA	3	EPIC	
-4	tolerable eggnogtini	3	good	
-5	tolerable candycaine	4	good	
-6	practically non-alcoholic mediocre braincracker sweet	1	decent	
-16	mediocre fermented honey	3	decent	
-17	fortified aged moons-shine	5	awesome	
-18	smooth irresponsibly strong purple gin	9	awesome	
-19	hand-crafted ecto-nog	4	EPIC	
-20	irresponsibly strong drinkable hot toady	7	good	
-21	artisanal hot choculate	3	EPIC	
-49	drinkable fancy Cyder	3	good	
-50	acceptable watered-down Oil Nog	2	good	
-51	hand-crafted Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	EPIC	
-58	mediocre Grimacider	3	decent	
-59	lousy purple Isotope Nog	3	decent	
-60	drinkable Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	good	
-70	aged watered-down Gin and Herring	2	awesome	
-71	aged squat Black and Tan and Red All Over	3	awesome	
-72	perfectly mixed Antarctic Ice Tea	4	EPIC	
-76	mediocre CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	decent	
-77	bad practically non-alcoholic CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	1	decent	
-78	watered-down lousy CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	2	decent	
-82	watered-down smooth Horseradish-infused Vodka	2	awesome	
-83	hand-crafted Jerkitini	3	EPIC	
-84	lousy wobbly Desert Island Iced Tea	3	decent	
-88	lousy blurry Crimbo Saketini	3	decent	
-89	aged Crimboku Drop	3	awesome	
-90	drinkable Flaming Crimbo Log	3	good	
-107	bad high-proof Fortified Eggnog Slurry	10	decent	
-108	high-proof mediocre Hot Buttered Rum	8	decent	
-109	enchanted hand-crafted boozy Spicy Hot Chocolate	5	EPIC