1	bouncing teal pulsating seal-clubbing club	0		
2	jittery seal tooth	0		
3	huge helmet turtle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	squat turtle totem	0		
5	fuchsia mirror pasta spoon	0		
6	chaotic ravioli hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	red wizardly disco mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	squat disco ball	0		
11	skewed stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	boiled huge moxie weed	1		
15	dehydrated strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 35
16	twisted magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	flavorless noodles	4	decent	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	maroon beefy asparagus knife	0		Muscle: +10
20	pulsating Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	blurry sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	tumbling narrow chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	blue spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	purple Sherlock's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	yellow snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	padded Dolphin King's crown	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	ruddy Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
36	pulsating bouncing rock-hard Knob Goblin tongs	0		Damage Reduction: 5
37	gravedigger's viking helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	upside-down ribald Knob Goblin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	blurry casino pass	0		
41	triple-distilled perfectly mixed spinning ice-cold Sir Schlitz	6	EPIC	
42	cyan hermit permit	0		
43	twirling worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	pulsating worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	rotten wobbly hot buttered roll	3	crappy	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	moldy half-sized bowl of cottage cheese	2	crappy	
50	jittery twirling Tesla Rock and Roll Legend	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	mirror clever Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	bouncing banjo strings	0		
53	weightlifter's stone banjo	0		Muscle: +15
54	blinking Sinatra's Disco Banjo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	shaking beefcake's 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Muscle: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	lightning-fast Mace of the Tortoise	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	gigantic decent fortune cookie	7	good	
62	oriole-feather headdress of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	shaking action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	spinning wicked boxer's Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	healthy stakes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
72	supercharged barskin hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	wool stick	0		Cold Resistance: +1
78	upside-down rosewater-soaked pretty bouquet	0		Stench Resistance: +3
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	ghostly fairy gravy boat	0		
81	hand-crafted ice-cold Willer	3	EPIC	
82	ring	0		
83	green skewed shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	huge unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	red meatsmithing guide	0		
93	huge basic meat sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
94	hale basic meat pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	narrow dog trainer's basic meat helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	reassuring dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
97	yellow hale groovy pimpin' meat hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	maroon lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	skewed frightening dog trainer's staff	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5
104	scarecrow	0		
105	fancy big moldy bowl of charms	5	crappy	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 5
106	ketchup	1	awesome	
107	catsup	1	crappy	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	auspicious basic meat staff	0		Item Drop: +10
111	zippy basic meat crossbow	0		Initiative: +20
112	lard-coated fortified meatloaf helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	wizardly dripping meat sword	0		Mysticality: +25
114	Jim Carey's dripping meat staff	0		Monster Level: +25
115	dripping meat crossbow of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
116	rosewater-soaked personal trainer's Bugfinder Blade	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +3
117	ghostly Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	blinking wobbly sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	spinning wobbly sprocket assembly	0		
122	blue cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	bouncing Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	steel-toed Gnollish autoplunger	0		Damage Reduction: 9
128	mirror rosewater-soaked meat pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	slick third-hand nunchaku	0		Moxie: +10
130	Temple Grandin's eyepatch	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	shaking frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	wobbly Certificate of Participation	0		
134	jittery bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	shaking tires	0		
137	pulsating dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	tumbling valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	squat anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	green bouncing dinghy plans	0		
147	wobbly eXtreme meat sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
148	miser's eXtreme meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +10
149	eXtreme meat crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
150	blinking hale brawny Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	chaotic grievous Elder Turtle Shell	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	up-at-dawn nippy Colander of Em-er'il	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	spinning Van der Graaf rock-hard Ancient Saucehelm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	pulsating ruddy rosy-cheeked Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	twirling spinning veiny El Sombrero De Lopez of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	lime green wad of dough	0		
160	squat pie crust	0		
161	bland olive ghuol egg	3	decent	
162	flavorless miniature ghuol egg quiche	2	decent	
163	Tesla skeleton bone	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
164	purple smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	normal huge ghuol-ear kabob	3	good	
168	blue brainy bone rattle	0		Mysticality: +5
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	normal fancy tiny pulsating lihc eye pie	1	good	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 30
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	jittery taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	super-sized yummy spinning uncooked chorizo	5	awesome	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	cyan detective skull	0		
179	small bland chorizo taco	2	decent	
180	mediocre ice-cold fotie	3	decent	
181	spinning baseball	0		
182	twirling batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	spinning loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	bouncing supercharged batskin belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
192	pulsating yellow batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	ribald Mr. Accessory	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only
195	olive lard-coated eXtreme nose ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
200	miniature decent special rat appendix kabob	2	good	Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 20
201	fancy spoiled green bat wing kabob	3	crappy	Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
202	moldy bite-sized carob chunks	1	crappy	
203	spinning herbs	0		
204	flavorless carob chunk cookies	4	decent	
205	teal secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	blurry blue hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	bouncing patchouli incense stick	0		
209	squat wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	blurry foul-smelling chaotic filthy corduroys	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	ruddy filthy knitted dread sack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	rotten miniature mirror carob brownies	2	crappy	
217	delicious miniature skewed tumbling herb brownies	2	awesome	
218	huge hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	personal trainer's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
222	huge phat turquoise bead	0		
223	phat turquoise bracelet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
224	mirror scandalous eyepatch	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	miniature spoiled blurry tofu casserole	2	crappy	
226	diluted tumbling upside-down can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 30
227	aromatic Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Stench Resistance: +1
228	blurry smartaleck's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30
229	greasy Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
230	shaking blurry dead guy's watch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	fuchsia Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	Jim Carey's shellacked Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	aged watered-down mirror blue bottle of gin	2	awesome	
238	lousy bottle of vodka	3	decent	
239	forbidden smooth Orcish baseball cap	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	gray avaricious Orcish cargo shorts of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	teal squat baleful Orcish frat-paddle	0		Spell Damage: +25
242	stale	4	decent	
243	moldy blinking grapefruit	3	crappy	
244	tiny flavorless grapes	1	decent	
245	gigantic moldy pulsating olive	9	crappy	
246	bland tiny tomato	1	decent	
247	blurry fermenting powder	0		
248	bad mirror salty dog	4	decent	
249	tolerable bloody mary	3	good	
250	artisanal practically non-alcoholic screwdriver	1	EPIC	
251	mediocre martini	3	decent	
252	lousy bloody beer	3	decent	
253	bad shot of schnapps	3	decent	
254	drinkable irresponsibly strong ghostly lime green shot of grapefruit schnapps	7	good	
255	smooth fine wine	4	awesome	
256	practically non-alcoholic fancy mediocre shot of tomato schnapps	1	decent	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 45
257	perfectly mixed extra-spicy bloody mary	3	EPIC	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	tiny flavorless White Citadel fries	1	decent	
261	spoiled jittery White Citadel burger	3	crappy	
262	toothsome piece of wedding cake	4	awesome	
263	flavorless jittery chocolate chips	4	decent	
264	normal special squat chocolate chip cookies	3	good	Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 15
265	wobbly mirror satin pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	drinkable lightning	3	good	
267	horrifying mullet wig	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	huge sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
270	picket fence	0		
271	powdered blinking barbell	1		
272	twisted twirling concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	boiled twirling moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	compressed squat bouncing extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	distilled jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	boiled blinking yellow suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	bouncing wobbly Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	spinning yellow studded gasmask	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	wobbly Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	yellow executive walrus-tusk earring	0		Meat Drop: +40
286	Fonzie's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
287	avaricious Boris's ring	0		Meat Drop: +30
288	yellow wobbly potato sprout	0		
289	teal clever Jarlsberg's earring	0		Maximum MP: +20
290	gray tumbling Sneaky Pete's breath spray of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
291	frosty veiny can of maces	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
292	teal bouncing lightning-fast rubber axe	0		Initiative: +40
293	scandalous manspreader's chef's hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	extremely unsafe pail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	executive demonskin trousers	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	mirror double-paned dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	quantum improved cyan tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
298	tarnished diffused lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 14
299	unsweetened pickled flattened pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 17
300	oxidized oxidized huge jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 66
301	twirling flat dough	0		
302	stale squat Knob sausage	3	decent	
303	fancy bland spinning Knob mushroom	3	decent	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 10
304	dry noodles	0		
305	coward's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	skewed quilted Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	quadruple-colloidal dry Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 58
308	wobbly nasty Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	lard-coated Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	quilted Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Damage Absorption: +40
311	blurry hill of beans	0		
312	pulsating Knob Goblin visor of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	Annie Oakley's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	snack-sized decent bean burrito	2	good	
315	rotten bean burrito	4	crappy	
316	decent blue insanely bean burrito	4	good	
317	moldy bean burrito	3	crappy	
318	moldy fancy narrow bean burrito	3	crappy	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 10
319	adequate fancy fuchsia insanely bean burrito	3	good	Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 25
320	miniature moldy spinning bat haggis	2	crappy	
321	rotten jumbo huge menudo	5	crappy	
322	stale goat cheese	4	decent	
323	rotten plain pizza	3	crappy	
324	yummy sausage pizza	4	awesome	
325	moldy enchanted bite-sized goat cheese pizza	1	crappy	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 20
326	diet enchanted stale mushroom pizza	1	decent	Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 50
327	goat	0		
328	tolerable practically non-alcoholic ghostly bottle of whiskey	1	good	
329	gravedigger's goat beard	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	hand-crafted Canadian	4	EPIC	
332	miniature normal enchanted lemon	2	good	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 50
333	huge yummy blinking lime	10	awesome	
334	wicked sabre teeth	0		Spell Damage: +5
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	shaking lard-coated consolation ribbon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
337	ghostly ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	vacuum-sealed liquefied Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 31
341	aerosolized huge Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 44
342	huge Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	flattened moist twirling Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 64
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	twirling scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	blue smooth ninja mask	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	squat blue weightlifter's icy-hot katana of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Candy Drop: +100
352	wobbly ninja hot pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	squat gray frightening nunchaku of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
355	jittery Van der Graaf eXtreme scarf	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	squat weightlifter's snowboarder pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	upside-down jittery Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	miniature stale gr8ps	2	decent	
359	normal tiny t8r tots	1	good	
360	friendly miner's helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	Jack Frost's miner's pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	toasty 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Hot Damage: +5
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	skewed twirling asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	spinning asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	fuchsia chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	tumbling chrome meat stack	0		
378	bouncing linoleum sword of the ox of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
379	gravedigger's electrified linoleum staff	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
380	Sherlock's linoleum crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +25
381	twirling blinking MacGyver's asbestos sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +100
382	brainy asbestos staff of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +100
383	resourceful asbestos crossbow of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25
384	stiffened Herculean chrome sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1
385	mirror supercool weightlifter's chrome staff	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20
386	forbidden chrome crossbow of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	huge baleful meaty helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	teal sharpshooter's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	wholesome linoleum helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	Tesla chrome helmet turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	shaking twirling penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	lime green hippopotamus skin	0		
396	blue asbestos-lined penguin shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	prompt yakskin pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	blurry Annie Oakley's hippopotamus pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	smooth eXtreme mittens	0		Moxie: +15
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	red crafty swashbuckling pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	shoulder parrot of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
404	skewed acoustic guitarrr of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
405	tumbling sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	shaking pirate skeleton	0		
409	skewed spinning vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	teal Sinatra's sk8board	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	upside-down barrrnacle	0		
413	greedy Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +20
414	upside-down huge inspector's crowbarrr	0		Item Drop: +15
415	slick leotarrrd	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	twirling supercharged safarrri hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	liquefied non-deionized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 46
418	oxidized Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 11
419	double-nitrogenated blurry serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 58
420	pickled triple-boiled tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 32
421	electrified philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 59
422	energized tarnished ionized potion of potency	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
423	non-liquefied deionized mirror bouncing cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 60
424	tarnished wet extra-alkaline red ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 30
425	triple-anodized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 36
426	enhanced blinking potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 64
427	pulsating frightening box	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	blinking beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	blue acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Clowniness: 25
432	blue strapping bloody clown pants	0		Muscle: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	teal balloon helmet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	blue baleful personal trainer's balloon sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
436	pulsating balloon monkey	0		
437	blue chef skull	0		
438	blue chef-in-the-box	0		
439	huge bartender skull	0		
440	ghostly bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	ghostly chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	mirror beer lens	0		
444	twirling beer goggles	0		
445	Sherlock's box-in-the-box	0		Item Drop: +25
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	energetic box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
448	olive foolscap fool's cap of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	auspicious clown nose	0		Item Drop: +10, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	wobbly screwdriver	0		
455	moldy jumbo olive	3	crappy	
456	irresponsibly strong bad dry martini	9	decent	
457	ye olde golde frontes of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	huge continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	wobbly shaking pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pulsating pixel potion	0		
467	stale tumbling pixel pie	3	decent	
468	blurry ruby W	0		
469	pulsating wussiness potion	0		
470	perfectly mixed fancy Imp Ale	3	EPIC	Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 35
471	bland diet hot wing	1	decent	
472	avaricious diamond-studded cane	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	up-at-dawn crutch	0		Adventures: +5
474	cast	0		
475	lightning-fast friendly mask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	zippy infernal insoles of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
478	yellow evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	gray box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Socratic Mr. Container	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	twirling nippy Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	careful hemp backpack	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Oprah's Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
487	arrrgyle socks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
488	guitar pick	0		
489	twirling pulsating drab sonata	0		
490	stylish mesh cap of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	lime green enormous belt buckle	0		
492	dog trainer's chaps of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	gray ketchup hound	0		
494	batblade of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
495	catgut	0		
496	narrow cat appendix	0		
497	yellow spinning tumbling gnatwing	0		
498	decent huge papaya	6	good	
499	mirror greasy beefcake's denim axe	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	thick yummy Elfin shortbread	5	awesome	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	half-sized moldy huge skewered cat appendix	2	crappy	
504	evil arches	0		
505	personal trainer's savvy gnatwing earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
506	bland Hell broth	3	decent	
507	cool thunderrr guitarrr	0		Moxie: +5
508	squat sonata	0		
509	ghostly blinking Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	spinning Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	ghostly Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	bite-sized stale tumbling Boris's key lime pie	1	decent	
514	diet bland Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1	decent	
515	half-sized spoiled Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2	crappy	
516	blurry mirror Hey Deze map	0		
517	scorching bejeweled accordion strap	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	blue moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	tumbling pulsating fuchsia leaflet	0		
521	knitted kickback cookbook	0		Cold Resistance: +3
522	purple one-winged stab bat	0		
523	pulsating spinning rewinged stab bat	0		
524	tolerable papaya sling	3	good	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	bouncing volleyball	0		
528	bouncing blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	cold-filtered deionized wobbly spray paint	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 54
531	healthy special sauce glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	ladle of mystery of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	olive bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	upside-down pr0n legs	0		
538	f3d0r4 of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	boiled dry boiled twirling Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 47
541	Tesla draggin' ball hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	1337 7r0uZ0RZ of wisdom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	spoiled miniature jittery Trollhouse cookies	2	crappy	
544	perfumed lion tamer's talons	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5
545	special stale Spam Witch sammich	3	decent	Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 20
546	green meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	skewed 31337 scroll	0		
554	small bland pr0n cocktail	2	decent	
555	horrifying boxer's drywall axe	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
556	spinning studded Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Damage Absorption: +80
557	drinkable bouncing whiskey and cola	3	good	
558	adequate huge papaya taco	4	good	
559	mirror razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	miniature bland stalk of asparagus	2	decent	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	special artisanal Mad Train wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 50
565	teal mirror hobo gloves of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
566	shaking blurry Da Vinci's bum cheek	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	snack-sized moldy Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	crappy	
569	spoiled low-calorie Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1	crappy	
570	decent Chicken Sandwich	3	good	
571	purple ghostly Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	
572	delicious half-sized upside-down Children's Meal of the Damned	2	awesome	
573	rotten special green noodles	3	crappy	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 35
574	delicious half-sized enchanted upside-down noodles	2	awesome	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 30
575	stale miniature painful penne pasta	2	decent	
576	spoiled ravioli della hippy	3	crappy	
577	delicious pr0n m4nic0tti	4	awesome	
578	stale Hell ramen	4	decent	
579	flavorless boring spaghetti	3	decent	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	bouncing Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	adequate miniature fettucini Inconnu	2	good	
584	normal immense spaghetti with Skullheads	10	good	
585	bland gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	decent	
586	quilted cool ridiculously huge sword	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +40
587	aerosolized olive super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 35
588	green soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	small normal cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	
590	stale cocoa eggshell fragment	4	decent	
591	olive cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	spinning phonics down	0		
594	sinister amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Spell Damage: +10
595	jittery scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	titanium assault umbrella of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
597	Mohawk wig of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	mirror inspector's pants of the Slug Lord	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	blue stanky forbidden Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
601	yellow Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	upside-down shaking Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	upside-down plot hole	0		
614	anodized diffused probability potion	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	colloidal electrified polymerized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 65
618	polarized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 29
619	olive narrow rock-hard needle	0		Damage Reduction: 5
620	modified thin candle	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 32
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	huge NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	lime green Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	mirror ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	nasty eye	0		Stench Damage: +5
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	twirling vibrating furry pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	pulsating coward's disturbing fanfic	0		Monster Level: -20
633	Lo Pan's Oprah's wolf mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	smelly paper umbrella	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	pulsating prompt beefcake's asshat	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	spoiled low-calorie abominable snowcone	1	crappy	
640	special shaking Ent cider	1	awesome	Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 15
641	rotten toast	3	crappy	
642	yellow blurry skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	shaking Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	gray wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	tasty wobbly fruitcake	3	awesome	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Crimbo sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	green supercharged Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	arcane researcher's Crimbo pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	wobbly twirling ribald exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
652	quantum egg	0		
653	twirling intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	yellow bouncing star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	blinking wool star sword	0		Cold Resistance: +1
658	purple wicked star crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +5
659	beefcake's star staff	0		Muscle: +25
660	star pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	squat frightening star hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	jittery quilted star buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +40
663	star throwing star	0		
664	mirror star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	sharpshooter's hardy steaming evil of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
667	castle map	0		
668	dance instructor's spiked femur	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
669	half-sized rotten ghuol guolash	2	crappy	
670	yellow extremely unsafe lihc face	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	nippy grave robbing shovel of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10
672	flavorless snack-sized cranberries	2	decent	
673	hand-crafted weak vodka and cranberry	2	EPIC	
674	fortified mediocre whiskey	5	decent	
675	squat nippy skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Cold Damage: +10
676	ghostly dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	zippy badass belt	0		Initiative: +20
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	bad practically non-alcoholic roll in the hay	1	decent	
680	mediocre ghostly slap and tickle	4	decent	
681	drinkable slip 'n' slide	4	good	
682	drinkable fortified a sump'm sump'm	5	good	
683	tolerable shaking horizontal tango	4	good	
684	practically non-alcoholic smooth pink pony	1	awesome	
685	red horrifying hardy Mr. Shirt of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
686	twirling knuckles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
687	pressed jittery spinning blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 12
688	ribald pixel hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	educational pixel pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	ghostly Temple Grandin's pixel sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7
691	digital key	0		
692	shaking Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	horrifying harem girl t-shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25
694	red blinking occult Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
696	Jack Frost's frilly shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
697	rosy-cheeked soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
698	blurry jittery reassuring loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
699	inspector's pirate shirt	0		Item Drop: +15
700	filthy hippy poncho of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
701	reassuring floral print shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
702	twirling miser's coconut bikini top	0		Meat Drop: +10
703	goth kid t-shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	blurry pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	huge personal trainer's hamethyst earring of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -15
712	skewed wobbly lion tamer's Van der Graaf slick hamethyst necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
713	hamethyst bracelet of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
714	lard-coated hamethyst ring of the storm of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
715	spinning Usain Bolt's hardy baconstone earring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
716	cyan resourceful baconstone pendant of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50
717	wizardly baconstone bracelet of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
718	lightning-fast horrifying stylish baconstone ring	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
719	scorching porquoise eyebrow ring of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
720	dog trainer's resourceful porquoise necklace	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
721	ghostly asbestos-lined horrifying porquoise bracelet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
722	therapeutic wholesome studded porquoise ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
723	adequate gigantic Knoll mushroom	9	good	
724	flavorless small mushroom	2	decent	
725	mirror one million meat pancakes	0		
726	huge mirror shard of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	tumbling hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	blue jittery fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	maroon hosed fishbowl	0		
734	pulsating grievous Socratic brainy makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventure Underwater
735	energetic easter egg balloon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	tumbling stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	lime green stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	pulsating blurry censurious tambourine	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
741	huge broken skull	0		
742	toothsome low-calorie blue Knoll shroomkabob	1	awesome	
743	stale huge huge mushroom	3	decent	
744	chilled nitrogenated magnetized hair spray	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 24
746	bouncing stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	moldy jumbo warm mushroom	5	crappy	
750	moldy big mushroom quesadilla	5	crappy	
751	diet normal ghostly jittery cool mushroom	1	good	
752	miniature spoiled ghostly cool mushroom casserole	2	crappy	
753	enchanted tasty pulsating pointy mushroom	3	awesome	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 45
754	miniature spoiled cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	crappy	
755	decent skewed mushroom	4	good	
756	normal teal mushroom	4	good	
757	bland squat mushroom	3	decent	
758	gigantic normal pulsating ghost cucumber	8	good	
759	dill	0		
760	green vinegar	0		
761	squat brine	0		
762	artisanal especially salty dog	3	EPIC	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	adequate spectral pickle	4	good	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	wobbly ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	cold-filtered enhanced tumbling cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 14
768	tumbling extremely unsafe spork	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
769	gray voodoo doll of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
770	blurry foul-smelling chilly basic meat fez	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	huge tassel	0		
772	savvy foon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
773	narrow twirling blurry sizzling fortified basic meat spork	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10
774	Fonzie's weightlifter's basic meat foon	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	upside-down sinister kneecapping stick	0		Spell Damage: +10
777	Socratic iron pasta spoon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
778	horrifying support cummerbund	0		Spooky Damage: +25
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	energized mafia aria	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 56
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	bad Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	low-calorie normal strawberry	1	good	
787	distilled artisanal shaking bottle of rum	5	EPIC	
788	artisanal irresponsibly strong strawberry daiquiri	8	EPIC	
789	lousy irresponsibly strong spinning rum and cola	9	decent	
790	bad grog	3	decent	
791	jittery MacGyver's curative Mafia bow tie	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	twirling studded Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only
793	extra-irradiated boiled oil of stability	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 18
794	Vulcanized irradiated yellow oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 61
795	perfectly mixed triple-distilled skewed Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	clever cement shoes of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	irresponsibly strong delicious rockin' wagon	8	awesome	
798	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed spinning lime green ocean motion	10	EPIC	
799	mediocre mirror fuzzbump	3	decent	
800	decent poutine	3	good	
801	flavorless big Knob stir-fry	5	decent	
804	moldy small Knoll stir-fry	2	crappy	
805	normal green stir-fry	3	good	
806	small normal asparagus stir-fry	2	good	
807	toothsome olive stir-fry	3	awesome	
808	rotten red Knob sausage stir-fry	4	crappy	
809	half-sized toothsome bat wing stir-fry	2	awesome	
810	moldy rat appendix stir-fry	4	crappy	
811	flavorless huge bouncing tofu stir-fry	8	decent	
812	normal snack-sized pr0n stir-fry	2	good	
813	stale half-sized Knob shells	2	decent	
814	decent bätzle	3	good	
815	normal ratini	3	good	
816	spoiled snack-sized Knob stroganoff	2	crappy	
817	stale jittery menudo ravioli	4	decent	
818	bouncing plus sign	0		
819	squat milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	ghostly tumbling bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	twirling blurry effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	skewed dark potion	0		
827	squat murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	small bland royal jelly	2	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	maroon box	0		
833	vorpal blade of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
834	Van der Graaf thinker's cornuthaum	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	blinking shaking healthy ring of aggravate monster	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
836	enchanted super-sized moldy mind flayer corpse	5	crappy	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 30
837	acceptable weak twirling Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	wobbly censurious sharpshooter's Mafia stogie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	aged boozy Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	5	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	lime green Lo Pan's Samson's Mafia violin case	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	acceptable weak tomato daiquiri	2	good	
842	tolerable high-proof spinning beertini	8	good	
843	bad mirror salty slug	3	decent	
844	enchanted mediocre teal papaya slung	4	decent	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 20
845	greasy MAHI fez	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	wobbly heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	wobbly hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	pulsating Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	teal upside-down many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	fuchsia balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	upside-down wobbly moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	teal shaking magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	upside-down yellow ghostly stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	red lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	altered pine tar	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 54
869	forest tears	0		
870	fetus-smashing club of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	tumbling rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	spinning crazy bastard sword of the pedagogue of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
876	weightlifter's incredibly dense meat gem of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Food Drop: +100
877	blue blinking Usain Bolt's Talisman of Baio	0		Initiative: +80
878	shaking banded hypnodisk	0		Damage Absorption: +100
879	quadruple-diffused bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 24
880	chaotic disbelief suspenders	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
881	pulsating careful supportive bra	0		Monster Level: -10
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	spinning maple syrup	1	decent	
884	wobbly wholesome los chinos	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	huge extremely unsafe axe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
886	leaflet	0		
887	teal leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	balaclava of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	jumbo rotten balaclava baklava	5	crappy	
891	ribald Warehouse 23 bling	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
892	blinking up-at-dawn rosewater-soaked bugbear-smiting sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5
893	drinkable lumbering jack	3	good	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Ms. Accessory of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
896	twirling Mr. Accessory Jr. of the storm of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	twirling Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	shaking mirror smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	wobbly espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	artisanal fortified Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	yellow clever fortified deadly school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	dry Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 32
906	liquefied Vulcanized altered Rock Pops	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 66
907	triple-moist chilled Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 46
908	enhanced blurry Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 48
909	triple-cold-filtered Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 14
910	spoiled narrow dwarf bread	4	crappy	
911	frozen unsweetened Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 59
912	pickled pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 46
913	quantum skewed kobold	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 31
914	skewed hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	blinking yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	horrifying intergalactic pom poms of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
917	spinning Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	quilted Radio Free Pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	shaking flame-retardant Radio Free Foil	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	special toothsome teal radio button candy	3	awesome	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 15
922	maroon quilted severed rocking horse head	0		Damage Absorption: +40
923	pulsating broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	huge crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	blurry dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	colloidal polymerized jittery Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 13
927	tolerable Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	greedy fuzzy bracelets	0		Meat Drop: +20
929	sizzling arse-shooting crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +10
931	weak mediocre huge spiced rum	2	decent	
932	artisanal fortified eggnog	5	EPIC	
933	snack-sized rotten squat candy cane	2	crappy	
934	normal gingerbread bugbear	4	good	
935	cyan imitation nice watch of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	squat squat Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	teal menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	mirror inspector's plastic sword	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	arcane researcher's bowler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	stiffened bow staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	red MacGyver's bowlegged pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	wobbly fuchsia skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	artisanal weak martini	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	delicious watered-down blinking grogtini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	bad huge cherry bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	twirling extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	huge banded deadly hockey mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	red penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	blurry lime green Herculean fez of etymology	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	adequate bite-sized carob chunk noodles	1	good	
957	snack-sized adequate chorizo brownies	2	good	
958	spoiled chocolate and tomato pizza	3	crappy	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	mirror silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	Fonzie's sage plastic seal clubber	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1
964	perfumed plastic turtle tamer of the detective	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
965	flame-retardant ribald plastic pastamancer	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
966	double-paned sage plastic sauceror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
967	skewed medical-grade fortified plastic disco bandit	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
968	cyan greasy Da Vinci's plastic accordion thief	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
969	skewed Sinatra's plastic mosquito	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
970	brainy plastic leprechaun	0		Mysticality: +5
971	Temple Grandin's plastic levitating potato	0		Familiar Weight: +7
972	ghostly plastic angry goat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
973	lion tamer's plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Experience (familiar): +2
974	wobbly plastic fuzzy dice of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
975	plastic pirate skeleton of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
976	wobbly sharpshooter's plastic barrrnacle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
977	thinker's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Mysticality: +10
978	olive skewed personal trainer's plastic stab bat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
979	shaking smooth plastic grue	0		Moxie: +15
980	huge plastic blood-faced volleyball of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
981	mirror chaotic plastic ghuol whelp	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
982	blue strapping plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Muscle: +5
983	dog trainer's plastic cocoabo	0		Experience (familiar): +1
984	greasy plastic star starfish	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
985	Tesla plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
986	plastic killer bee of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
987	skewed wholesome plastic Cheshire bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
988	purple boxer's plastic coffee pixie	0		Muscle Percent: +10
989	plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
990	plastic hermit of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
991	blinking avaricious scorching rosy-cheeked plastic Boris	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
992	yellow sizzling plastic Jarlsberg of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100
993	maroon banded dance instructor's wizardly plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100
994	plastic Susie of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
995	stale Lucky Surprise Egg	3	decent	
998	teal maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	bouncing maid head	0		
1000	huge Meat maid	0		
1002	smartaleck's Xlyinia's notebook	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1003	soda water	0		
1004	mediocre bottle of tequila	4	decent	
1005	watered-down delicious jittery boxed wine	2	awesome	
1006	enchanted bland cherry	3	decent	Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 50
1007	fuchsia shellacked coconut shell	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	lightning-fast ice cubes	0		Initiative: +40
1009	artisanal watered-down wobbly vodka martini	2	EPIC	
1010	enchanted artisanal whiskey and soda	4	EPIC	Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 5
1011	aged jittery monkey wrench	4	awesome	
1012	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic twirling tequila sunrise	1	EPIC	
1013	perfectly mixed margarita	4	EPIC	
1014	lousy narrow strawberry wine	3	decent	
1015	lousy wine spritzer	3	decent	
1016	triple-distilled perfectly mixed narrow perpendicular hula	7	EPIC	
1017	drinkable ducha de oro	4	good	
1018	practically non-alcoholic aged red calle de miel	1	awesome	
1019	spirit-forward lousy dry vodka martini	5	decent	
1020	bad fuchsia old-fashioned	4	decent	
1021	drinkable ghostly tequila with training wheels	4	good	
1022	smooth sangria	3	awesome	
1023	mediocre vesper	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	watered-down mediocre bodyslam	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	perfectly mixed watered-down sangria del diablo	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	twirling Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	chilly hippo whip	0		Cold Damage: +5
1030	frightening penguin whip	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1031	spinning gray Sinatra's yak whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1032	arcane researcher's gnauga hide whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1035	brainy penguin skin buckler	0		Mysticality: +5
1036	yakskin buckler of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1037	bouncing executive gnauga hide buckler	0		Meat Drop: +40
1038	enhanced non-improved purple Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 22
1040	narrow Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	bad watered-down bouncing beer	2	decent	
1042	Tesla string of beads	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1043	string of beads of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1044	yellow upside-down reassuring string of beads	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1045	forbidden plastic bottle opener	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1046	up-at-dawn frightening traffic cone	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	mediocre N. O. Beer	4	decent	
1048	pickled oyster egg	1		
1049	powdered oyster egg	1		
1050	modified narrow oyster egg	1		
1051	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	dried gray skewed pulsating oyster egg	1		
1053	altered teal oyster egg	1		
1054	boiled oyster egg	1		
1055	lime green plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	distilled blinking puce oyster egg	1		
1057	powdered puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 35
1058	dehydrated puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	distilled mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	modified mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 30
1062	altered mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	red mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	boiled squat blurry oyster egg	1		
1065	altered green oyster egg	1		
1066	twisted blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 40
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	compressed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 50
1069	diluted blurry oyster egg	1		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35
1070	twisted oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	powdered off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 5
1073	twisted olive off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 15
1074	pickled off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 45
1075	spinning off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	modified oyster egg	1		
1077	modified upside-down oyster egg	1		
1078	mixed oyster egg	1		
1079	spinning pulsating plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	upside-down oyster basket	0		
1081	wobbly emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	upside-down clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	cyan clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	bouncing skewed clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	gray clockwork sheet	0		
1093	huge teal clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	ghostly clockwork sphere	0		
1095	upside-down deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	gray clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	twirling hardened clockwork hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	Da Vinci's clockwork trench coat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1099	Annie Oakley's clockwork pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	prompt gnauga hide chaps	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	mirror unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	blurry upside-down clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	twirling huge clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	blinking annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	fuchsia wizardly beefcake's beefy Stupid University Diploma	0		Muscle: 35, Mysticality: +25
1118	yellow pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	shaking pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	red fairy gravy	0		
1123	Rosewater's halfberd	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1124	small glove	0		
1125	up-at-dawn frosty steel-toed glove	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
1126	Sinatra's toothpick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
1127	shaking supercool ninja sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	upside-down sequined fez of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	shaking Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	wobbly maroon supercool star shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1134	spinning cosmetics bag	0		
1135	electrified Vulcanized extra-improved eyeliner	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 35
1136	Vulcanized lipstick	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 68
1137	avaricious curative bicycle chain	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	hand-crafted shaking lime green mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1140	bad icy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1141	perfectly mixed weak mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1142	aged extra-dry pointy mushroom wine	5	awesome	
1143	boozy perfectly mixed flat mushroom wine	5	EPIC	
1144	strong drinkable fancy cool mushroom wine	5	good	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
1145	hand-crafted knob mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1146	tolerable upside-down knoll mushroom wine	3	good	
1147	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic blinking mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1148	triple-distilled artisanal ghostly shot of flower schnapps	6	EPIC	
1149	rotten low-calorie flower petal pie	1	crappy	
1150	drinkable twirling bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	huge red steel-toed discarded plastic fork of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Candy Drop: +100
1152	skewed gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	massive rotten huge Retenez L'Herbe Paté	10	crappy	
1154	pickled blinking Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	EPIC	
1155	tumbling olive letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	twirling shaking ruddy wholeberd	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1158	anodized narrow Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 18
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	rock-hard irate sombrero	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	skewed pile of candy	0		
1162	Vulcanized handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 68
1163	colloidal super-adjusted marzipan skull	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 18
1164	gray poultrygeist	0		
1165	upside-down hovering sombrero	0		
1166	ghostly maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	squat blue plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	spinning exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	ghostly teal coffin	0		
1172	jittery squat gray asbestos box	0		
1173	jittery linoleum box	0		
1174	bouncing chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	yellow potted cactus	0		
1179	pulsating daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	skewed tulip	0		
1182	skewed squat Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	jittery exotic orchid	0		
1185	green long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	tumbling dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	mirror zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	skewed yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	moldy wobbly mugcake	4	crappy	
1201	jumbo adequate urinal cake	5	good	
1202	half-sized spoiled Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	crappy	
1203	spoiled squat personalized birthday cake	3	crappy	
1204	rotten snack-sized three-tiered wedding cake	2	crappy	
1205	flavorless yellow babycakes	3	decent	
1206	stale tiny velvet cake	1	decent	
1207	super-sized flavorless congratulatory cake	5	decent	
1208	small flavorless angel-food cake	2	decent	
1209	stale devil's-food cake	3	decent	
1210	spoiled bouncing birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	crappy	
1211	mirror balloon	0		
1212	jittery upside-down balloon	0		
1213	mirror heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	twirling Mylar balloon	0		
1216	blue Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	blurry thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	baleful Mr. Balloon	0		Spell Damage: +25
1221	balloon	0		
1222	extremely unsafe Mr. Eh?	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only
1224	mirror rock-hard steel shillelagh of the storm of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100
1225	miser's Lo Pan's Tesla steel skullcap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	zippy padded steel solitaire of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1227	chaotic cool steel scarf of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
1228	gravedigger's stanky Van der Graaf steel slacks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	teal careful ruddy rosy-cheeked steel suspenders	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
1230	purple reassuring horrifying pikestaff of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
1231	Jim Carey's resourceful weightlifter's pith helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	upside-down avaricious chaotic electrified pocketwatch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1233	greedy vibrating pinky ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1234	horrifying nippy smooth pants	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	Da Vinci's pendant of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +20, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	yellow rosy-cheeked hockey stick of furious angry rage of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	green glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	upside-down iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	green limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	huge deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	spinning toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	stylish Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Moxie: +25
1245	Codpiece of the Goblin King of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1246	spinning stanky careful forbidden rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1247	huge vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	wobbly Jeselnik's ribald Bonerdagon necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: 35
1249	Boss Bat britches of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	lime green stiffened smartaleck's Boss Bat bling	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1
1251	normal skewed Knob shroomkabob	3	good	
1252	adequate shroomkabob	4	good	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	jumbo spoiled jumping bean burrito	5	crappy	
1255	rotten green jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1256	decent green insanely jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1257	enchanted spoiled rat scrapple	3	crappy	Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 5
1258	tumbling pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	ghostly auspicious Sinatra's traffic cone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	mirror wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	twisted jittery Hatorade	1		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 50
1262	aromatic veiny off-hand balloon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 110, Stench Resistance: +1
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	bouncing nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	narrow box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	decent thick gloomy mushroom	5	good	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ghostly wobbly ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	spinning aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	magic lamp of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1274	vaporized tumbling purple wobbly Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	sage basic meat skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	weak smooth Otorian Battle Scar	2	awesome	
1277	squat basic meat kilt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	up-at-dawn meat skirt	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	studded meat kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	executive penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	penguinskin mini-kilt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	deadly yakskin skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	yakskin kilt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	olive hale hippopotamus skirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	brawny hippopotamus kilt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	lard-coated furry skirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	Temple Grandin's furry kilt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	cyan squat beefcake's gnauga hide skirt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	maroon bouncing jittery gnauga hide kilt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	Vulcanized concentrated tumbling wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 39
1291	wool Jekyllin hide belt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	squat Herculean ring of adornment	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1294	chilly careful ring of increase damage	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5
1295	gray chilly ring of gain strength	0		Cold Damage: +5
1296	bouncing ring of resistance of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1297	padded ring of fire resistance	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1298	Oprah's ring of conflict	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
1299	pirate hook of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1300	medical-grade monster bait	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1301	cold-filtered deodorant	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 54
1302	polarized concentrated concentrated reodorant	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 62
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	bouncing twirling wholesome Fonzie's traffic cone	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	bouncing calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	shaking attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	blurry funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	blurry comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	foul-smelling Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
1313	crafty Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
1314	banded Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	green huge rose-colored glasses of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	bouncing spinning blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	green plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	rotten tumbling questionable taco	3	crappy	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	blurry petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	curative time helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	therapeutic time trousers	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	spinning time sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	jittery twirling banded Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	upside-down Herculean Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1328	squat nippy Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	twirling ribald Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1330	Fonzie's Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	dance instructor's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	skewed Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	jittery Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	mirror Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	blue Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	narrow Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Jeselnik's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	ghostly blinking zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	moist enhanced frozen tumbling Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 56
1345	super-quantum activated Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	energized warmed shaking Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 60
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	yellow jittery empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	ghostly 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	ruddy pinky ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1352	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong tumbling redrum	8	EPIC	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	flavorless bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	decent	
1356	jittery bunny liver	0		
1357	bad watered-down Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	decent	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	twirling ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	green pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	squat disembodied smile of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
1362	pulsating sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	adequate shaking tofurkey leg	4	good	
1366	yummy tofurkey gravy	3	awesome	
1367	enchanted stale herbal stuffing	3	decent	Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 30
1368	bland bite-sized can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1	decent	
1369	rotten gigantic yams	8	crappy	
1370	lightning-fast rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Initiative: +40
1371	clever gingham blouse	0		Maximum MP: +20
1372	squat souvenir ski t-shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1373	fuchsia sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	mirror upside-down Jack Frost's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	experienced plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	hale plastic Crimbo elf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	blinking hale plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	ghostly lightning-fast plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	extra-polarized blinking skewed chocolate	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	huge stuffing	0		
1386	jittery felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	fuchsia teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	cyan dangerous duck-on-a-string of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	shaking toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	wobbly lime green doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	smelly toy train	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	lime green scorching marionette	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	nippy sock monkey	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	teal Jeselnik's rag doll	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	narrow can of fake snow of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	lard-coated colored-light "necklace"	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	wicked tree skirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	bite-sized rotten blinking wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	toothsome gray bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	snack-sized rotten squat upside-down tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	narrow wicked Unionize The Elves sign	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	spinning sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	moist polarized teal snowcone	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	moist ionized spinning snowcone	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	Vulcanized tarnished snowcone	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	colloidal vacuum-sealed snowcone	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	chilled olive snowcone	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	ionized corrupted squat snowcone	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	narrow shellacked grievous traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	fuchsia Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	pulsating twirling Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	skewed iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	zippy ice sickle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	energetic ice baby	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	frosty ice pick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	electrified padded ice skates	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	flavorless miniature jittery grue egg omelette	2	decent	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	adequate small narrow fuchsia mushroom	2	good	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	pulsating useless powder	0		
1438	polarized twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19
1439	pressed vacuum-sealed shaking hot powder	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 30
1440	chilled moist powder	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 27
1441	cold-filtered non-pickled powder	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 44
1442	galvanized activated corrupted narrow stench powder	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 45
1443	wet sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 66
1444	Vulcanized jittery twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
1445	dry blinking hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 65
1446	tarnished dry irradiated nuggets	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 16
1447	extra-anodized super-magnetized vacuum-sealed nuggets	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 54
1448	quadruple-anodized yellow blurry stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 34
1449	denatured frozen colloidal blurry sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 45
1450	diluted wobbly mirror twinkly wad	1		
1451	distilled hot wad	1		
1452	vaporized twirling ghostly wad	1		
1453	modified blue wobbly wad	1		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 20
1454	vaporized blurry stench wad	1		
1455	denatured tumbling cyan sleaze wad	1		
1456	fuchsia double daisy	0		
1457	spinning wobbly Goth Giant	0		
1458	stale Valentine's Day cake	3	decent	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	pulsating squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	tumbling sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	ghostly suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	red two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	wobbly ghostly lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	wobbly goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	red chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	skewed paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	spinning fuchsia troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	flame-retardant stiffened rabbit's foot	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +1
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	bouncing experienced chopsticks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2
1491	bouncing personal trainer's rice bowl	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1492	maroon shaking ninja mop of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1493	censurious Annie Oakley's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1494	energized modified green sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	smelly traffic cone of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	practically non-alcoholic acceptable gloomy mushroom wine	1	good	
1497	aged mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	flattened extra-ionized shaking maroon explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	deionized unsweetened tumbling snowcone	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	wobbly ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	drinkable calle de miel with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	watered-down lousy rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	acceptable perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	artisanal slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	veiny fake hand	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	dried ghostly skewed Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	vaporized Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	diluted teal mirror Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 20
1515	modified Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 45
1516	gray KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	hardy stiffened Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50
1521	narrow Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	teal brainy Radio Free Jersey of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +60
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	fuchsia wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	spinning green mirror pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	upside-down diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	avaricious inspector's corkscrew	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	gray skewed St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	bouncing grass skirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	grass hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	personal trainer's grass blade	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	maroon raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	upside-down healthy sparkly engagement ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
1539	jittery Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	shaking hardened occult Grimacite goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	family-friendly Grimacite glaive of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	inspector's Grimacite greaves of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	blurry executive strapping Grimacite garter	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	squat stiffened dangerous Grimacite galoshes	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	slick Grimacite gorget of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	mirror steel-toed Grimacite guayabera	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	squat healthy cool Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1548	ghostly fireproof manspreader's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1549	huge MSG	0		
1550	curative second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1551	weak lousy bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2	decent	
1552	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted gray bottle of Definit	1	EPIC	
1553	mediocre triple-distilled bottle of Calcutta Emerald	6	decent	
1554	aged bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	awesome	
1555	acceptable bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	good	
1556	distilled tolerable upside-down boxed champagne	5	good	
1557	yummy kumquat	3	awesome	
1558	yummy tangerine	3	awesome	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	stale cocktail onion	4	decent	
1561	diet stale spinning raspberry	1	decent	
1562	normal kiwi	3	good	
1563	lousy red whiskey bittersweet	3	decent	
1564	practically non-alcoholic lousy enchanted mimosette	1	decent	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 40
1565	drinkable tequila sunset	3	good	
1566	acceptable skewed zmobie	4	good	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	drinkable spinning spinning gin and tonic	3	good	
1568	bad twirling vodka and tonic	3	decent	
1569	smooth special vodka gibson	4	awesome	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 35
1570	aged blinking gibson	3	awesome	
1571	practically non-alcoholic drinkable parisian cathouse	1	good	
1572	acceptable rabbit punch	3	good	
1573	weak tolerable caipifruta	2	good	
1574	perfectly mixed boozy upside-down teqiwila	5	EPIC	
1575	weak perfectly mixed Divine	2	super ultra EPIC	
1576	mediocre special bouncing Gordon Bennett	3	decent	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 35
1577	drinkable blue tangarita	3	good	
1578	fortified perfectly mixed mandarina colada	5	EPIC	
1579	drinkable triple-distilled gimlet	10	good	
1580	artisanal brick road	3	EPIC	
1581	delicious vodka stratocaster	4	awesome	
1582	bad Neuromancer	3	decent	
1583	bad purple prussian cathouse	4	decent	
1584	bad huge Mae West	3	decent	
1585	acceptable gray Mon Tiki	4	good	
1586	weak hand-crafted wobbly teqiwila slammer	2	super ultra EPIC	
1587	bland mirror Knob lo mein	3	decent	
1588	jumbo bland fancy mirror wobbly asparagus lo mein	5	decent	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 40
1589	stale huge cyan Knoll lo mein	9	decent	
1590	normal snack-sized blurry lo mein	2	good	
1591	low-calorie stale olive lo mein	1	decent	
1592	flavorless purple hot hi mein	4	decent	
1593	immense decent hi mein	7	good	
1594	enchanted toothsome hi mein	4	awesome	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 45
1595	flavorless hi mein	4	decent	
1596	tasty squat teal sleazy hi mein	3	awesome	
1597	Junior LAAAAME merit badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	slick Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	blinking jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	smooth extra-dry tangarita with a fly in it	5	awesome	
1601	acceptable mandarina colada with a fly in it	4	good	
1602	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted green prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1	EPIC	
1603	watered-down smooth Mae West with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1604	twisted astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	mixed wobbly ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 35
1607	non-ionized polymerized galvanized ghostly libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 51
1608	dry olive eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 43
1609	magnetized gray perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 28
1610	electrified purple spinning eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 46
1611	modified potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 61
1612	boiled polarized blinking concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 25
1613	spinning Usain Bolt's coffin lid	0		Initiative: +80
1614	olive tumbling bouncing reassuring satin shield	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1615	maroon manspreader's Cerebral Cloche	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	Samson's Cerebral Culottes	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	pulsating banded strapping Cerebral Crossbow of the glutton	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	purple ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	modified magnetized astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	tumbling badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	pressed double-wet blinking jittery blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	activated extra-electrified blinking green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	altered orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	vacuum-sealed bouncing purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	ionized corrupted wobbly skewed pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	frightening raspberry beret	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	gray fireproof pixel shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1631	huge beer cartilage	0		
1632	upside-down Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	perfectly mixed watered-down around the world	2	EPIC	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	purple upside-down Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	wet lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 43
1638	irradiated huge lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 41
1639	polarized non-enhanced diffused lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 66
1640	improved improved improved olive lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 36
1641	liquefied olive lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 16
1642	lousy Grimacite Bock	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	super-sized yummy twirling wedge of gray cheese	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	huge hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	red stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	thick moldy foie gras	5	crappy	
1652	dry non-modified candy brain	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	zippy vibrating razor-sharp jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	maroon electrified strapping wad of Crovacite	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1655	healthy collar of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100
1656	tumbling White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	blinking onion shurikens	0		
1658	jittery mirror Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	cyan Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	narrow asbestos-lined Radio KoL Keychain	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1662	double-paned Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1663	pulsating Radio KoL Flashlight of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1664	Tesla Radio KoL Maracas	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1665	steel-toed Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1666	smartaleck's Radio KoL Patch	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1667	lime green perfumed Cat-Herding Prod	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1668	bouncing star boomerang of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1669	cyan star stiletto of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	mirror shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	MacGyver's sinister grave robbing shovel	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100
1674	up-at-dawn superhero mask	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	blinking ore	0		
1676	ghostly yellow styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	stylish sword of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3
1680	greedy curative staff	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1681	Jack Frost's bubblewrap sword of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 75
1682	studded bubblewrap staff of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1683	medical-grade bubblewrap crossbow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1684	bouncing lard-coated groovy styrofoam sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1685	yellow occult styrofoam staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25
1686	blurry nippy styrofoam crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	energetic crossbow of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
1689	ribbon of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	cyan lion tamer's discarded bottlecap of temperance	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	gray skewed flame-retardant groovy discarded torn-up glove	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	boiled salamander slurry	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 21
1693	deionized ghostly huge eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 28
1694	improved super-wet ionized Frogade	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 33
1695	dry olive squat papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 42
1696	stale small jittery yellow royal jelly taco	2	decent	
1697	small decent gray tofu taco	2	good	
1698	normal jumping bean taco	3	good	
1699	super-sized moldy lime green catgut taco	5	crappy	
1700	rotten goat cheese taco	3	crappy	
1701	adequate pr0n taco	3	good	
1702	ionized alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 56
1703	ghostly gray Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	spinning flaregun	0		
1706	upside-down smartaleck's sword of the dark arts of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20
1707	auspicious Oprah's Herculean flypaper staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10
1708	greasy forbidden grease gun of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
1709	Tesla energetic curative sword of static	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1710	censurious medical-grade stiffened wiffle-flail	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1711	bouncing rosy-cheeked shellacked bubble bauble bow of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5
1712	extremely unsafe beefy Frost™ brand sword of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1713	prompt squeaky staff of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3
1714	Sherlock's aromatic supercool can cannon	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
1715	hardened starchy sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1716	rock-hard starchy staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1717	starchy crossbow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1718	blue shaking foul-smelling hardy pestoblade	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10
1719	narrow Annie Oakley's Socratic poutine pole	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1720	ghostly mansplainer's hardy curdflinger	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +15
1721	horrifying muculent machete of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
1722	blue stylish strapping glistening staff	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25
1723	wicked repeating crossbow of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	Sherlock's dense meat sword	0		Item Drop: +25
1729	gravedigger's dense meat staff	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1730	cool dense meat crossbow	0		Moxie: +5
1731	blurry hardened baleful Spirit Precipice of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
1732	dog trainer's arcane researcher's smoldering staff of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1
1733	inspector's scorching hot cross bow of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100
1734	auspicious Tesla sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text
1735	Newton's smooth meatspout staff of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1736	jittery perfumed lard-coated educational carob cannon	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
1737	educational groovy weightlifter's shuddersword	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1
1738	blurry knitted careful hairy staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +3
1739	veiny slick projectile icemaker of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Food Drop: +100
1740	twirling squat flame-retardant Annie Oakley's experienced buffalo blade	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
1741	cheesestick of the brazier of the sewer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25
1742	wholesome Rosewater's potato pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1743	forbidden savory sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1744	maroon medical-grade savory staff	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1745	arcane researcher's savory crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1746	medical-grade Da Vinci's wizardly Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1747	soylent staff of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
1748	skewed hardened goulauncher of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50
1749	blinking defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Gnollish pie server of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1751	sinister Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Spell Damage: +10
1752	teal wool Knob Goblin spatula	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1753	greasy jack flapper	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1754	tumbling filthy pestle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1755	cyan tumbling brainy Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Mysticality: +5
1756	ribald huge spoon	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1757	hardened pizza cutter	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1758	stiffened star spatula	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1759	foon of fulmination of the brute of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +7
1760	therapeutic Samson's foon of frigidity	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1761	wizardly foon of foulness of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1762	scorching foon of fearfulness of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +25
1763	scandalous coward's foon of fleshiness	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	skewed lime green pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	bland fricasseed brains	3	decent	
1770	spoiled enchanted brains casserole	4	crappy	Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 15
1771	tumbling Jack Frost's butcherknife	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1772	corn holder of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1773	miser's eggbeater	0		Meat Drop: +10
1774	hand-crafted bottle of popskull	3	EPIC	
1775	fortified dishrag	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1776	immense moldy huge stale baguette	10	crappy	
1777	jittery leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	stale dinner	4	decent	
1779	Jim Carey's katana	0		Monster Level: +25, Synergetic
1780	wobbly shaking cyan lightning-fast ram stick	0		Initiative: +40
1781	enchantlers of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	prompt dance instructor's ram-battering staff	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +3
1783	yummy crazy Turkish delight	3	awesome	
1784	Fonzie's thinker's Snow Queen Crown	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	resourceful therapeutic ga-ga radio of terror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	quadruple-quantum diffused twirling bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 48
1788	ghostly unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	squat Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed Ram's Face Lager	3	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	Usain Bolt's Sherlock's cool Travoltan trousers	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	teal pool cue of bravery of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50
1794	adjusted electrified twirling handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 35
1795	olive Counterclockwise Watch of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	bouncing misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	narrow jittery animal skull	0		
1800	squat animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	twirling blue narrow second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	twirling twirling fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	upside-down sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	upside-down second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	blinking third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	ghostly yellow fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	mirror seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	olive ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	twirling third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	jittery fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	shaking fuchsia first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	teal second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	tumbling fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	blinking spinning sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	wobbly seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	bouncing ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	narrow upside-down left eighth rib	0		
1847	tumbling left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	blinking right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	pulsating right fifth rib	0		
1856	wobbly right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	cyan right eighth rib	0		
1859	cyan right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	huge right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	shaking spinning left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	maroon left humerus	0		
1869	ghostly right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	blue left ulna	0		
1873	blinking right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	wobbly right femur	0		
1876	mirror left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	skewed left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	teal left first front claw	0		
1883	shaking left second front claw	0		
1884	olive left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	maroon right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	twirling left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	wobbly right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	Rosewater's 1-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1901	bouncing boxer's strapping 2-ball	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10
1902	smooth 3-ball of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1903	narrow Tesla 4-ball of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1904	Samson's 5-ball of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1905	6-ball of incineration of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1906	crafty 7-ball	0		Maximum MP: +10
1907	squat 8-ball	0		
1910	squat perfumed razor-sharp clockwork sword of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
1911	olive Temple Grandin's grievous clockwork staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7
1912	auspicious Temple Grandin's forbidden clockwork crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	bouncing clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	spinning English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wakizashi of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Synergetic
1922	twirling gob of wet hair	0		
1923	gray roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	wobbly jittery tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	blurry lime green KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	wicked greaves	0		Spell Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	blurry steel-toed wizardly helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	spinning jittery wool fortified spear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable
1932	double-paned shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable
1933	greasy pitchfork	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1934	broken sword of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1935	Jeselnik's snarling wolf shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Synergetic
1937	smartaleck's snake shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Synergetic
1938	smartaleck's serpentine sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	rosy-cheeked Newton's 9-ball of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
1941	veiny sinister seal pendant	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	lime green groovy turtle brooch of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	sharpshooter's noodle ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	prompt stylish saucepan earring	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	rosy-cheeked dangerous disco ball pendant	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	blurry frightening accordion pin of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	quilted Da Vinci's worn tophat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	aromatic tap shoes of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1949	stale jumbo Manetwich	5	decent	
1950	twirling bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	delicious bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	awesome	
1952	adequate desiccated apricot	3	good	
1953	artisanal flute of flat champagne	3	EPIC	
1954	enchanted normal dehydrated caviar	3	good	Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 10
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	mediocre practically non-alcoholic blinking olive snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1	decent	
1957	narrow huge quill pen	0		
1958	jittery inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	yellow scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	squat can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	tarnished dry Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 66
1963	tumbling wobbly dance card	0		
1964	friendly opera mask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	maroon horrifying Amulet of Yendor of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	spinning bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	squat nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	red plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	groovy shrimp fork of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	jittery baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	teal gravy fairy	0		
1977	ghostly gravy fairy	0		
1978	wobbly gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	blinking skewed sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	huge astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	narrow hand turkey	0		
1984	mirror snowy owl	0		
1985	spinning scary death orb	0		
1986	huge mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	mirror Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	cyan yo-yo	0		
1991	purple rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	jittery heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	tumbling tumbling stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	spinning tumbling Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	spinning The Snake trading card	0		
2011	squat Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	squat Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	tumbling Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	upside-down diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	bland cherry pie	4	decent	
2021	delicious strawberry pie	3	awesome	
2022	stale huge lemon meringue pie	3	decent	
2023	purple jittery Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	moldy huge mixed wildflower greens	7	crappy	
2025	spoiled handful of walnuts	3	crappy	
2026	spoiled nutty organic salad	3	crappy	
2027	thick special decent super salad	5	good	Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 25
2028	gigantic rotten upside-down tofu wonton	10	crappy	
2029	shaking hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	cyan scorching brawny Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2031	narrow stanky didgeridooka	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2032	veiny fortified bullet-proof corduroys	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	skewed round sunglasses of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2034	wicker shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2035	narrow Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	modified galvanized shaking lime green radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 47
2037	pickled vacuum-sealed bouncing wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 17
2038	magnetized wobbly ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 52
2039	jittery x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	cyan patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	blurry ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	yellow hemp net	0		
2044	fuchsia your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	immense bland pulsating brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	6	decent	
2046	super-sized decent frat brats	5	good	
2047	spoiled narrow knob ka-bobs	4	crappy	
2049	bad can of Swiller	3	decent	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	tumbling sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	energized polarized ionized adder bladder	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 29
2057	pension check	0		
2058	huge picnic basket	0		
2059	polymerized ghostly skewed Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 17
2060	twirling lime green scandalous sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
2061	helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	jittery lightning-fast scandalous shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
2063	delicious massive teal blackberry	7	awesome	
2064	blinking forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	wicked kick-ass kicks of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	squat gray supercool beer helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	narrow inspector's razor-sharp distressed denim pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	double-paned perforated battle paddle	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2072	ghostly miser's nasty flashing novelty button	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
2073	upside-down asbestos-lined knitted glowstick	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	shaking manspreader's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Monster Level: +10
2075	skewed gray spandex anniversary shorts of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	jar of anniversary jam of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2077	skewed bucket of anniversary lard of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2078	Herculean anniversary concrete fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	twirling maroon scorching brawny makeshift turban	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	therapeutic makeshift cape	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2081	makeshift skirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	dried gray bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	boiled blurry bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	modified mirror shaking tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 45
2088	dry Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 12
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	ribald Jack Frost's wicked extremely unsafe Herculean pilgrim shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	spinning blinking bath salts	0		
2092	wobbly hand mirror	0		
2093	spinning family-friendly hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2094	normal fuchsia ballroom blintz	3	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	dehydrated purple guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 35
2097	resourceful 17-ball	0		Maximum MP: +50
2098	cyan filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	spinning shredded can label	0		
2101	skewed bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	gray empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	blinking coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	teal non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	huge stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	twirling leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	ghostly wheel of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	squat yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	rosewater-soaked prehistoric spear	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	double-paned fire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	mirror leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	wobbly sage Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2121	huge wizardly ASCII shirt	0		Mysticality: +25
2122	dangerous smooth safety vest	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10
2123	mirror smelly eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2125	avaricious Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Meat Drop: +30
2126	skewed sizzling deadly bronze breastplate	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10
2127	gray twirling healthy hat hacker T-shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	deadly killer rag doll	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	squat squat tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	lightning-fast incredibly marionette	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	lime green dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	mad scientist's sock monkey of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	vibrating curative vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	Oprah's toy crazy train	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	lime green length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	upside-down toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	wobbly felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	olive evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	adequate immense frank	6	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	moldy plate of franks and beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	practically non-alcoholic enchanted artisanal shaking shot of blackberry schnapps	1	EPIC	Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 45
2152	green capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	pulsating ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	red Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	upside-down servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	tumbling quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	fuchsia bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	jittery sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	jittery recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	maroon narrow atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	wobbly ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	huge toasty fortified toy ray gun	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	tumbling Sherlock's toy space helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	pulsating lightning-fast Tesla astronaut pants	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	toy jet pack of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	cyan rock-hard obsidian dagger	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	squat amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	yellow narrow twirling Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	pulsating dog trainer's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	blinking narrow flask of peppermint oil	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	tolerable wobbly squat flask of peppermint schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	adequate candy stake	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	extra-dry mediocre eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	tasty unspeakable fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	bland gingerbread horror	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	super-Vulcanized cold-filtered ghostly upside-down but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	enchanted normal bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	spoiled skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	flavorless tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	upside-down narrow teal groovy plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	Sherlock's plastic yuletide troll	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	strapping plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	lime green tumbling smooth plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	plastic Scream Queen of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	lime green extremely unsafe Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	Jim Carey's bobble-hip hula elf doll of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	dangerous Crimbo ukulele	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	lightning-fast sizzling Tiki lighter	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	upside-down studded deck of tropical cards of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	inspector's careful tropical paperweight	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	spinning tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	experienced Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	perfumed Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	flavorless miniature super ka-bob	2	decent	
2218	bland beer basted brat	3	decent	
2219	ribald Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	enhanced colloidal and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	purple Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	blinking nippy liar's pants of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	resourceful Sinatra's juggler's balls	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	pink shirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	evil eyeball pendant of the detective of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	nitrogenated pickled arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	flattened vacuum-sealed squat cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	magnetized wet bouncing toad horn	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	green icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	blinking Temple Grandin's bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Clowniness: 75
2234	gray narrow calavera concertina of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Song Duration: 7
2235	stanky Temple Grandin's ratarang	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2236	liquefied jittery turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 57
2237	green pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	savvy pygmy nose-bone	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2239	lard-coated Oprah's bad voodoo mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	olive huge bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	tumbling careful pygmy spear	0		Monster Level: -10
2242	double-frozen skewed pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
2243	blinking sizzling Rosewater's headhunter necktie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2244	maroon medical-grade ruddy pointed stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2245	wobbly olive knobby helmet turtle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	shaking teal rock-hard knobby kneepads	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2247	sewer turtle of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2248	squat smartaleck's sebaceous shield of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3
2249	stylish skeletortoise	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	olive energetic box turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2252	ruddy box turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2253	tumbling pulsating nippy wizardly bottlecap turtle	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +10
2254	double-paned crafty thinker's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	boxer's furry turtle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2257	healthy reinforced furry underpants of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
2258	shaking "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	blinking hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	upside-down bird rib	0		
2263	pulsating lion oil	0		
2264	miniature delicious stunt nuts	2	awesome	
2265	spoiled wet stew	3	crappy	
2266	yellow wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	skewed gray frightening Staff of Fats	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2269	spoiled sausage wonton	3	crappy	
2270	belt of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2271	high-proof bad bottle of Merlot	6	decent	
2272	perfectly mixed weak twirling bottle of Port	2	EPIC	
2273	aged special bottle of Pinot Noir	3	awesome	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 50
2274	aged skewed bottle of Zinfandel	4	awesome	
2275	acceptable watered-down bottle of Marsala	2	good	
2276	acceptable weak bottle of Muscat	2	good	
2277	upside-down Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	blinking Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	scandalous seal-skull helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	skewed chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	manspreader's electrified glowstick	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	teal tumbling really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	olive marinated stakes	0		
2296	squat knob butter	0		
2297	green vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	ghostly EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	twirling bouncing fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	quantum candy heart	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	polymerized irradiated twirling blinking pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	flattened aerosolized moist tumbling candy heart	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	anodized pressed candy heart	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	colloidal super-pickled candy heart	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	ionized dry candy heart	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	shaking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	yellow candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	blinking squat broken carburetor	0		
2317	shaking teal bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	teal worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	twirling Staff of Ed	0		
2326	narrow stone rose	0		
2327	dry can of paint	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 20
2328	upside-down tumbling drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	toothsome Better Than Cuddling Cake	4	awesome	
2333	mirror ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	asbestos-lined pipe of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2337	energetic reinforced beaded headband	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	half-sized bland pudding	2	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	mediocre bouncing Blackfly Chardonnay	3	decent	
2340	delicious enchanted & tan	3	awesome	Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 30
2341	tumbling pepper	0		
2342	rotten forest cake	3	crappy	
2343	gigantic rotten blurry forest ham	8	crappy	
2344	adjusted mirror filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 25
2345	warmed chilled narrow jittery shaking filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 20
2346	enhanced maroon blurry filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 16
2347	purple heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	spinning gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	auspicious thinker's fire poi	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +10
2353	shaking deadly bejeweled pledge pin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	oxidized henna face paint	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 44
2356	ionized red narrow jittery tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 64
2357	Lo Pan's Herculean Gaia beads	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	jittery clay bead	0		
2360	bouncing clay bead	0		
2361	purple zippy ribald hippy medical kit	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2362	asbestos-lined Fonzie's Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5
2363	huge supercool longhaired hippy wig of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	greedy Zim Merman's guitar	0		Meat Drop: +20
2365	beefy C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Muscle: +10
2366	peel hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	twirling carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	Jim Carey's mansplainer's flowing hippy skirt	0		Monster Level: 40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	squat bunch of bananas	0		
2373	normal banana	4	good	
2374	twirling banana peel	0		
2375	big rotten blurry banana cream pie	5	crappy	
2376	lousy spirit-forward banana daiquiri	5	decent	
2377	bad blinking bungle in the jungle	3	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	triple-activated olive banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 30
2380	shaking dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	maroon class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	perfumed occult keg shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
2387	blinking teal banded finger	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2388	Jim Carey's steel-toed war tongs	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25
2389	blinking Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	supercharged asbestos apron	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2391	Jeselnik's beaten-up Chucks	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2392	pulsating thinker's natty ascot	0		Mysticality: +10
2393	Tesla hale wreath of laurels	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	bouncing tumbling toasty clever Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	blinking tube sock of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	blurry studded energy drink IV	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2399	mirror Elmley shades of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	avaricious steel-toed beer bong	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +30
2402	purple gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	shaking rock band flyers	0		
2406	yellow Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	yellow billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	blue lint	0		
2415	spinning discarded pacifier	0		
2416	thinker's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	jittery medical-grade bounty-hunting rifle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2418	fuchsia educational bounty-hunting pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	non-quantum super-energized improved twirling bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 24
2420	concentrated mirror teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 35
2421	polarized wobbly bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 15
2422	adjusted double-boiled irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 51
2423	oxidized moist extra-nitrogenated narrow Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 42
2424	unsweetened cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 31
2425	magnetized unsweetened twirling can of spinach	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 60
2426	corrupted fire flower	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 48
2427	unsweetened fuchsia freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 44
2428	cold-filtered dry skewed fake blood	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 18
2429	altered Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 12
2430	corrupted huge blinking gray bag of lard	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 37
2431	liquefied liquefied tumbling purple bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 18
2432	boiled aerosolized diffused SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 54
2433	polymerized bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 69
2434	enhanced skewed eyedrops	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 38
2435	ionized ghostly Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 51
2436	dry ionized donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 69
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	jittery poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	dance instructor's sage pink glowstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong Supernova Champagne	8	EPIC	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	spinning bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	tumbling six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	bouncing empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	green executive goatskin umbrella	0		Meat Drop: +40
2452	resourceful wool hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2455	Van der Graaf bar whip	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2456	green greedy barskin buckler	0		Meat Drop: +20
2457	skewed wool whip	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2458	barskin loincloth of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	blue tighty whiteys of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	upside-down lime green friendly yak toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	twirling lime green odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	bouncing Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	huge moldy bowl of Bounty-Os	8	crappy	
2465	perfectly mixed Oreille Divisée brandy	4	EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	jittery callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	fuchsia cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	bouncing empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	tumbling clown skin	0		
2475	jittery Sherlock's Socratic clown wig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +25, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	tumbling weightlifter's clownskin belt	0		Muscle: +15, Clowniness: 50
2477	reassuring clownskin buckler	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50
2478	hardened clown whip	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	savvy demon-horned hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	demon buckler of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2482	foul-smelling resourceful extremely unsafe demon whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10
2483	Temple Grandin's barskin cloak	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2484	reassuring frosty snakeskin duster	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2485	clownskin harness of the pedagogue of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
2486	Jeselnik's rock-hard demonskin jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +25
2487	vibrating hipposkin poncho	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2488	therapeutic yak anorak	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2489	tuxedo shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2490	stanky energetic gnauga hide vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2491	olive tumbling shaking shirt kit	0		
2492	blinking tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	fuchsia twirling dog trainer's Herculean Necrotelicomnicon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +1
2495	narrow cyan perfumed lard-coated Cookbook of the Damned	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
2496	veiny quilted Sinful Desires	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	olive molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	spinning molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	huge jittery Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	blue necklace chain	0		
2506	skewed blurry beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	horrifying beach glass necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2509	chaotic peace-sign necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2510	Usain Bolt's sage round sunglasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2511	blinking Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	skewed Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	bouncing Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked spark plug earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2514	twirling fortified wizardly woven baling wire bracelets	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
2515	fireproof beefy gearbox necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
2516	jittery olive sage brainy wrench bracelet	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10
2517	knitted smooth chain necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +3
2518	Lo Pan's sawblade shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2519	practically non-alcoholic tolerable McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1	good	
2520	lousy melted Jell-o shot	4	decent	
2521	artisanal cruelty-free wine	4	EPIC	
2522	fortified lousy narrow thistle wine	5	decent	
2523	skewed megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	stale fish	3	decent	
2526	moldy fish casserole	4	crappy	
2527	decent fish lasagna	3	good	
2528	spinning filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	rotten special gnatloaf	3	crappy	Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 40
2530	stale gnatloaf casserole	3	decent	
2531	decent gnat lasagna	4	good	
2532	pork	0		
2533	diet decent pork chop sandwiches	1	good	
2534	stale super-sized upside-down pork casserole	5	decent	
2535	miniature decent skewed gray pork lasagna	2	good	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spinning spice	0		
2538	lime green blurry organs	0		
2539	narrow forbidden Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2540	wobbly tomb ratchet	0		
2541	mirror shaking Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	liquefied alkaline pulsating lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	galvanized tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	concentrated begpwnia	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	alkaline chilled upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	boiled colloidal half-orchid	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	blinking Socratic tin star of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	blurry extremely unsafe deadly outrageous sombrero	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	strapping "Humorous" T-shirt of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	narrow Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	blinking knitted coward's Shagadelic Disco Banjo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	groovy Squeezebox of the Ages of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	frosty smartaleck's Chelonian Morningstar	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	sinister Hammer of Smiting of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	shellacked stylish 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	steel-toed savvy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	yellow plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	wet ant agonist	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 19
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	yellow blurry ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	sage brainy cactus quill	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10
2578	wool Fonzie's educational Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +1
2579	adequate cactus fruit	3	good	
2580	executive auspicious scorpion whip	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40
2581	ghostly handful of sand	0		
2582	cyan brick of sand	0		
2583	small rotten enchanted centipede eggs	2	crappy	Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 5
2584	twirling horrifying wonderwall shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2585	greedy Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Meat Drop: +20
2586	cyan chaotic General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2587	sharpshooter's Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2588	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2589	moldy snack-sized hot date	2	crappy	
2590	drinkable weak fancy distilled fortified wine	2	good	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 20
2591	yummy snack-sized tasty tart	2	awesome	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	special delicious Knob pasty	3	awesome	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 5
2594	artisanal thermos full of Knob coffee	3	EPIC	
2595	frozen Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 19
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	gray carbonated water lily	0		
2601	scandalous smartaleck's brainy Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5
2602	resourceful vibrating grievous Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50
2603	upside-down smoldering box	0		
2604	educational Tuesday's ruby	0		Experience: +1, Variable
2605	cyan palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	palm-frond whip of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	ghostly sinister palm-frond capris of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	extra-large palm-frond toupee of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	strapping palm-frond cloak	0		Muscle: +5
2612	yellow vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	snack-sized spoiled savoy truffle	2	crappy	
2616	olive Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	upside-down boom	0		
2618	lion tamer's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	fancy gigantic spoiled unidentified jerky	7	crappy	Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 5
2621	spinning fortified deadly nasty rat mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	blue asbestos-lined Oprah's ratskin belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2623	lime green frosty strapping rattail whip	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2624	Jack Frost's therapeutic bat hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	crafty hardy bat whip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10
2626	cyan shellacked bat-ass jacket of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25
2627	gray asbestos-lined catskin cap of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	aromatic wholesome catskin buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
2629	supercharged tail o' nine cats of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
2630	jittery Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	quadruple-concentrated red jittery gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 37
2632	frozen mother's helper	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 56
2633	jittery Jeselnik's Da Vinci's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	pulsating pulsating rock-hard mummy mask	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	narrow red frightening energetic gauze shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	jittery cherry soda	0		
2640	reassuring Newton's greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	Usain Bolt's experienced cowboy hat	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	greedy Maxwell's Silver Hammer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
2643	happiness of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2644	feather	0		
2645	purple feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	red fetid feather	0		
2648	skewed flirtatious feather	0		
2649	rosy-cheeked Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	decent gigantic S.T.L.T.	10	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	flavorless pulsating honey-dew	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	strong smooth Xanadian	5	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	deionized mirror bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	olive fireproof Temple Grandin's Drowsy Sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +3
2657	delicious immense blinking escargotsicle	10	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	watered-down perfectly mixed bottle of realpagne	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	albatross necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	altered not-a-pipe	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	bad high-proof flask of Amontillado	9	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	prompt ball mask	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	yellow flame-retardant Can-Can skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	cold-filtered huge sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	modified narrow bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	ionized unsweetened bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	energized alkaline spiky collar	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	mixed ghostly can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	mixed patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dried Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	smooth shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	jittery gray library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	lime green Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	modified polarized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	compressed pulsating shaking jittery handful of moss	1		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 15
2676	altered twirling bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	boiled lime green protein powder	1		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 10
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	pressed sparkler	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 19
2680	flattened blurry snake	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 54, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	wet pickled squat M-242	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 47
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	skewed ghostly Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	Lo Pan's Van der Graaf armgun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2685	tumbling seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	lime green stone frisbee	0		
2688	up-at-dawn dog trainer's Annie Oakley's dreadlock whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +5
2689	blinking miser's Da Vinci's beer-a-pult	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +10
2690	up-at-dawn scorching cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
2691	decent tumbling handful of nuts and berries	4	good	
2692	razor-sharp experienced driftwood sculpture	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2693	pulsating fireproof curative massive sitar	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2694	narrow extremely unsafe stone baseball cap of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	smooth cup of beer	3	awesome	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	blurry duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	jittery friendly Newton's duct tape shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +3
2700	mirror wool duct tape fedora of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	Usain Bolt's veiny duct tape sword	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +80
2702	censurious duct tape dockers of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	therapeutic duct tape buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2704	blinking blinking shrinking powder	0		
2705	smelly baleful sage blackberry slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2706	frosty coward's blackberry moccasins of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2707	flame-wreathed blackberry combat boots of the empath of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2708	denatured wobbly funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 53
2709	cyan exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	upside-down cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	adjusted alkaline facepaint	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 13
2712	dry sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 54
2713	energized liquefied wet Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 46
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	foul-smelling sharpshooter's groovy battered hubcap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
2717	Usain Bolt's chilly hood ornament of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
2718	bouncing spare kidney	0		
2719	ruddy hand-carved bokken of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2720	ribald Jim Carey's clever hand-carved bow	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
2721	aromatic knitted hardened hand-carved staff	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
2722	auspicious Temple Grandin's personal trainer's Fonzie's Staff of the Greasefire	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10
2723	baleful personal trainer's beefcake's Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25
2724	flavorless bowl of rye sprouts	4	decent	
2725	small moldy bouncing cob of corn	2	crappy	
2726	special stale juniper berries	4	decent	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 35
2727	toothsome spinning squat teal plum	4	awesome	
2728	delicious big blue pear	5	awesome	
2729	adequate peach	4	good	
2730	tolerable plum wine	4	good	
2731	mediocre narrow shot of pear schnapps	3	decent	
2732	smooth weak shot of peach schnapps	2	awesome	
2733	gigantic rotten spinning bunch of square grapes	7	crappy	
2734	spoiled thick brown sugar cane	5	crappy	
2735	rotten sandwich of the gods	4	crappy	
2736	acceptable Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	good	
2737	denatured leopard-print barbell	1	crappy	
2738	shaking pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	modified unsweetened panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 31
2740	squat rosy-cheeked shellacked Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100
2741	drinkable boilermaker	3	good	
2742	toothsome jumbo steel lasagna	5	quest	
2743	delicious irresponsibly strong steel margarita	9	quest	
2744	modified huge tumbling steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 25
2745	unsweetened narrow gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 53
2746	pressed mirror extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
2747	pulsating chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	purple Herculean furniture dolly	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2749	blinking blurry frosty Staff of the Grease Trap of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2750	frightening nippy Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2751	gravedigger's Lead Zeta of Chastity of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2752	rock-hard Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2753	greedy sharpshooter's Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2754	tumbling double-paned cool Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2755	Da Vinci's Iron Beta of Industry of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2756	manspreader's Tesla Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2757	bouncing Red Balloon of Valor of the blizzard of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2758	greasy experienced Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2759	green friendly Blue Diamond of Honesty of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2760	Green Clover of Justice of the blizzard of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2761	mirror mansplainer's deadly Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2762	gravedigger's nasty Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2763	bouncing toasty Pink Heart of Spirit of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2764	greedy foul-smelling Order of the Silver Wossname of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	snack-sized enchanted decent Crimbo pie	2	good	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 25
2768	decent miniature pear tart	2	good	
2769	flavorless immense olive peach pie	7	decent	
2770	aerosolized chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 34
2771	ionized handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 63
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	blinking purple tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	manspreader's medical-grade filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2778	perfumed Da Vinci's filigreed hamethyst necklace of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2779	stanky savvy filigreed hamethyst ring of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2780	censurious smelly careful baconstone earring	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2781	shaking sage baconstone necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
2782	Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked dance instructor's baconstone ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2783	Temple Grandin's brainy pulled porquoise earring	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7
2784	jittery auspicious pulled porquoise pendant of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2785	Oprah's beefcake's pulled porquoise ring of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2786	asbestos-lined Earring of Fire of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2787	lightning-fast padded Pendant of Fire	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2788	maroon dog trainer's forbidden Ring of Fire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2789	forbidden boxer's Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2790	vibrating healthy Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2791	inspector's fireproof Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2792	bouncing Jim Carey's studded Unspeakable Earring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2793	thinker's Choker of the Ultragoth of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2794	squat avaricious family-friendly The Ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2795	dance instructor's brainy Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
2796	yellow narrow knitted Putrid Pendant of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2797	chaotic ruddy Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2798	jittery wobbly shellacked Mudflap-Girl Earring of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2799	therapeutic hale Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2800	flame-retardant Mudflap-Girl Ring of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2801	fuchsia vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	frozen pickled twirling vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 35
2805	ionized double-polymerized deionized vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 19
2806	boiled modified altered blue vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 33
2807	enhanced twirling flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
2808	magnetized activated jittery shaking flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 16
2809	boiled liquefied flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 40
2810	enhanced upside-down jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 54
2811	polymerized blinking jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 60
2812	chilled liquefied jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 29
2813	chaotic razor-sharp Beret	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	coward's electrified Bludgeon of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Brimstone
2815	fortified Newton's Rosewater's Bunker	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Brimstone
2816	blue manspreader's Lo Pan's curative Boxers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	narrow reassuring foul-smelling ruddy Brooch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	sharpshooter's electrified educational Bracelet	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	pulsating blurry banded Grimacite gasmask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	huge hale rosy-cheeked Grimacite gat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	rosy-cheeked Grimacite gaiters of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	miser's flame-wreathed Grimacite gauntlets	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	sizzling Grimacite go-go boots of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	scorching Samson's Grimacite girdle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	sinister Grimacite gown	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	therapeutic Staff of the Kitchen Floor of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	wobbly loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	normal twirling digital key lime pie	4	good	
2833	moldy immense star key lime pie	6	crappy	
2834	yellow auspicious Van der Graaf bottle-rocket crossbow of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	mirror blurry indie comic hipster glasses of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	green mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	aromatic glowstick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	ghostly greedy Periodical Paintbrush	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only
2840	weak acceptable bottle of cooking sherry	2	good	
2841	decent low-calorie packet of ketchup	1	good	
2842	artisanal accidental cider	4	EPIC	
2843	huge decent dire fudgesicle	7	good	
2844	lard-coated rock-hard occult brainy navel ring of navel gazing	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	upside-down wobbly Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	bad irresponsibly strong enchanted upside-down upside-down moonberry wine cooler	8	decent	Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 40
2851	toothsome jumbo enchanted fine aged cheddarwurst	5	awesome	Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 25
2852	huge branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	fuchsia Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	prompt slick huge mosquito proboscis	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +3
2856	electrified swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 47
2857	moist blue seegar butt	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
2858	bouncing blue bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	nasty witch wart of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5
2860	normal swamp muck	4	good	
2861	upside-down ribald Annie Oakley's hardy leechknife	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
2862	narrow decomposed boot	0		
2863	activated cold-filtered blurry bouncing dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 37
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	mirror steel-toed beaver spear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9
2866	ribald shamanic beads of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10
2867	blinking green zippy wizardly dilapidated wizard hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	quantum pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 61
2869	pickled jittery pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 32
2870	wet denatured olive pirate tract	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 16
2871	cyan ghostly burnt flower	0		
2872	foul-smelling lion tamer's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10
2873	Jeselnik's plastic Ed the Undying of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25
2874	plastic Lord Spookyraven of James Dean of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -15
2875	perfumed plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2876	toasty plastic protector spectre	0		Hot Damage: +5
2877	hale plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Maximum HP: +20
2878	mirror baleful plastic Boss Bat	0		Spell Damage: +25
2879	green chilly plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Cold Damage: +5
2880	pulsating plastic Bonerdagon of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2881	grievous plastic The Man	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2882	spinning dog trainer's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2883	mirror shaking stanky plastic Felonia	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2884	lightning-fast plastic Beelzebozo	0		Initiative: +40
2885	miser's plastic conservationist hippy	0		Meat Drop: +10
2886	hardened plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2887	pulsating stylish plastic angry bugbear	0		Moxie: +25
2888	plastic anime smiley of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2889	plastic apathetic lizardman of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2890	green Jim Carey's plastic astronomer	0		Monster Level: +25
2891	perfumed plastic beanbat	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2892	nasty plastic blooper	0		Stench Damage: +5
2893	extremely unsafe plastic brainsweeper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2894	shellacked plastic briefcase bat	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2895	experienced plastic demoninja	0		Experience: +2
2896	tumbling nasty plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Stench Damage: +5
2897	occult plastic drunk goat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2898	teal ruddy plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2899	sharpshooter's plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2900	steel-toed plastic handsome mariachi	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2901	squat plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2902	greasy plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2903	dog trainer's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2904	maroon family-friendly plastic Knott Yeti	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2905	beefy plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Muscle: +10
2906	hardened plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2907	mansplainer's plastic ninja snowman	0		Monster Level: +15
2908	arcane researcher's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2909	tumbling reassuring plastic G Imp	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2910	savvy plastic goth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2911	Temple Grandin's plastic cubist bull	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2912	twirling dangerous plastic scary clown	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2913	ghostly lion tamer's plastic smarmy pirate	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2914	lightning-fast plastic spiny skelelton	0		Initiative: +40
2915	supercharged plastic Spam Witch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2916	forbidden plastic vampire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2917	studded plastic taco cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2918	Da Vinci's plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2919	banded plastic warwelf	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2920	gray Lo Pan's plastic whitesnake	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2921	flame-retardant plastic XXX pr0n	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2922	blinking deadly plastic zmobie	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2923	smooth plastic Protagonist	0		Moxie: +15
2924	cyan tumbling Socratic plastic Spunky Princess	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2925	razor-sharp plastic topiary golem	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2926	mirror skewed boxer's plastic senile lihc	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2927	green huge plastic Iiti Kitty of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2928	squat nasty plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Stench Damage: +5
2929	flame-retardant plastic Trouser Snake	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2930	huge sharpshooter's plastic Axe Wound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2931	pulsating executive plastic Hellion	0		Meat Drop: +40
2932	teal auspicious plastic Black Knight	0		Item Drop: +10
2933	stiffened plastic pair of tweezers	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2934	plastic fruit golem of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2935	narrow plastic fluffy bunny of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2936	ghostly skewed castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	huge delicious Surprise Egg	6	awesome	
2941	anodized Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 37
2942	diffused quadruple-moist jittery chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 11
2943	nitrogenated ghostly green Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 13
2945	wobbly curative sinister party hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	forbidden supercool V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	perfectly mixed ghostly shot of rotgut	3	EPIC	
2949	irradiated jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 46
2950	green Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	wobbly Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	wobbly chaotic resourceful glowstick	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	jittery upside-down tip jar of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2955	rotten lime green yam candy	4	crappy	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	low-calorie spoiled tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1	crappy	
2959	blinking rum barrel charrrm bracelet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2960	miniature flavorless single-serving herbal stuffing	2	decent	
2961	stale packet of tofurkey gravy	3	decent	
2962	rotten tofurkey nugget	4	crappy	
2963	spinning rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	blurry mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	gray Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	triple-frozen Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 11
2968	vacuum-sealed Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 28
2969	moldy creamsicle	4	crappy	
2970	high-proof artisanal cream stout	10	EPIC	
2971	supercharged curmudgel of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	beefy grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	experienced tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2976	bad bilge wine	4	decent	
2977	razor-sharp witty rapier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2978	pulsating scorching sizzling yohohoyo	0		Hot Damage: 35
2979	magnetized fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 59
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	ghostly greasy booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2982	maroon cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	purple copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	stanky copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2986	squat tongue charrrm	0		
2987	twirling electrified hardy tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2988	upside-down bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	slick clingfilm trousers	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	shaking shaking boxer's clingfilm cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	dangerous clingfilm slippers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2992	blurry clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	special stale fuchsia vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3	decent	Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 20
2994	alkaline true grit	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 44
2995	wobbly veiny wholesome buoybottoms of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	dangerous grungy flannel shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2997	skewed coward's groovy grungy bandana	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	mirror toasty grassy cutlass	0		Hot Damage: +5
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	spinning Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	cyan pegleg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
3002	tumbling red lamé pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	savvy enormous hoop earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3004	resourceful costume sword of horror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3005	tumbling rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	mansplainer's beefy rainbow pearl earring	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	tumbling veiny rainbow pearl necklace of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	bouncing sharpshooter's experienced rainbow pearl ring	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	upside-down Van der Graaf Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3010	green greasy dog trainer's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	olive foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	yellow all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	twirling stone pyramid	0		
3025	strong perfectly mixed twirling corpse on the beach	5	EPIC	
3026	perfectly mixed corpsetini	3	super EPIC	
3027	tolerable huge corpsedriver	3	good	
3028	hand-crafted special distilled mirror Corpse Island iced tea	5	EPIC	Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 30
3029	drinkable weak red-headed corpse	2	good	
3030	acceptable practically non-alcoholic kamicorpse-ee	1	good	
3031	boozy drinkable corpsel	5	good	
3032	weak tolerable corpsebite	2	good	
3033	Sherlock's pirate fledges	0		Item Drop: +25, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	stale pearl onion	3	decent	
3036	rotten sea biscuit	3	crappy	
3037	watered-down drinkable bottle of rum	2	good	
3038	drinkable bottle of black-label rum	4	good	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	shaking metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	normal immense pulsating nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	9	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	bite-sized enchanted flavorless nanite-infested candy cane	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	bland wobbly maroon nanite-infested fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	acceptable nanite-infested eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	greasy eyepatch	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	maroon cutlass of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3052	tumbling foul-smelling breeches	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	pulsating mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	double-denatured triple-chilled narrow candy heart	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	chilled pickled liquefied blurry cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	mirror energetic metallic foil cat ears	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	spinning nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	spinning iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	ghostly toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	greasy cyborg doll	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	twirling sage toy maglev monorail	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	squat laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	tumbling plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	blinking wobbly silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	pulsating cyan carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	narrow ghostly polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	skewed laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	twirling wobbly hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	tumbling Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	ghostly jittery teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	boxer's marionette collective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	huge monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	borg sock monkey of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	blurry sizzling roboduck-on-a-string of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	squat mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	Newton's Herculean biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	shaking weightlifter's C.B.F.G. of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	bouncing shellacked biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	extra-modified ionized maroon vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	banded handmade hobby horse	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	miser's ball-in-a-cup	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	arcane researcher's set of jacks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	flavorless laser-broiled pear	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	blinking Tesla stylish polyalloy shield	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	mirror fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	narrow robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	ghostly rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	supercharged fortified vibrating cyborg knife	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	ghostly ghostly aromatic immense cyborg hand of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	fuchsia toasty careful electrified cyborg stompin' boot	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	pulsating bouncing deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	purple ghostly Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	pulsating Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	fuchsia Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	wobbly blinking pulsating Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	wobbly red old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	pulsating Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	wet adjusted fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 56
3125	activated activated twirling piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 17
3126	skewed hobo nickel	0		
3127	red sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	moldy roasted marshmallow	4	crappy	
3130	cyan disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	stale tin cup of mulligan stew	4	decent	
3132	smooth flamin' bindle of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3
3133	boxer's freezin' bindle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5
3134	Tesla banded stinkin' bindle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3135	blue fireproof beefcake's bindle	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
3136	upside-down knitted sleazy bindle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
3137	narrow blinking lion tamer's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3138	cool Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Moxie: +5
3139	Oprah's educational Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	olive panhandle panhandling hat of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	blurry greasy cup of infinite pencils	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20
3144	bouncing blue a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	pulsating El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	fuchsia El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	green El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	twirling El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	quadruple-pickled spinning warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 45
3160	vacuum-sealed shaking humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 61
3161	non-electrified tumbling El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 43
3162	spinning El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	twirling El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	tumbling broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	green augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	non-wet alkaline seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 50
3169	big moldy turtle soup	5	crappy	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	blurry evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	huge fuchsia evil paper umbrella of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3173	modified magnetized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 29
3174	bland enchanted narrow evil boring spaghetti	4	decent	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 45
3175	moldy squat mirror evil noodles	4	crappy	
3176	flavorless miniature tumbling blurry evil noodles	2	decent	
3177	spoiled bouncing evil painful penne pasta	4	crappy	
3178	moldy big 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	5	crappy	
3179	normal half-sized twirling evil ravioli della hippy	2	good	
3180	moldy lime green evil noodles	4	crappy	
3181	diffused activated pulsating evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 48
3182	quadruple-irradiated upside-down upside-down gray evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 31
3183	double-pickled huge evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 23
3184	anodized wet upside-down evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 16
3185	pressed polarized squat evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 29
3186	dry skewed evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 65
3187	deionized pickled squat blue evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 48
3188	bad watered-down an evil sump'm sump'm	2	decent	
3189	weak lousy evil ducha de oro	2	decent	
3190	bad jittery evil horizontal tango	4	decent	
3191	artisanal evil roll in the hay	4	EPIC	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	fuchsia naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	skewed naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	narrow experienced origami pasties	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	cyan miser's strapping origami riding crop of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	pulsating El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	tumbling lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	ruddy hardened beefcake's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	huge olive dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	huge dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	green spinning dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	tumbling dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	olive small laminated card	0		
3209	huge laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	narrow wobbly dwarvish document	0		
3213	narrow jittery dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	blinking Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	upside-down El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	curative personal trainer's glowstick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	wobbly hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	dance instructor's gatorskin umbrella of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	watered-down tolerable bottle of sewage schnapps	2	good	
3226	smooth bottle of Ooze-O	3	awesome	
3227	moldy C.H.U.M. chum	3	crappy	
3228	adequate unfortunate dumplings	3	good	
3229	blinking blinking decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	polymerized polarized pulsating bouncing shaking oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 64
3231	grievous tattered paper crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	normal special tiny vanilla-frosted king cake	1	good	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	pulsating water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	shaking Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	jittery Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	shaking Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	scandalous Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	huge family-friendly boxer's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	yellow friendly groovy slick Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	groovy pink plastic baby	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	shaking sausage	0		
3251	chilly careful Frosty's silk hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	gray squat horrifying wicked Frosty's carrot	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	blinking frightening Newton's Frosty's nailbat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	friendly Oscus's pelt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	bouncing olive coward's extremely unsafe Wand of Oscus of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	double-paned nasty Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	teal savvy Zombo's skullcap of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	chaotic padded Zombo's shield of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	inspector's Zombo's grievous greaves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	coward's vibrating Chester's moustache of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	gravedigger's razor-sharp Chester's bag of candy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	mirror up-at-dawn Chester's cutoffs of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	dry lime green handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 48
3269	altered triple-oxidized shaking lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 28
3270	alkaline quantum polarized lime green handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 65
3271	jittery bouncing bouncing forbidden crotchety pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	steel-toed Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	huge careful willowy bonnet	0		Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	teal jittery black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	huge studded belt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	olive tumbling personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	upside-down personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	Newton's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	flavorless green salad	3	decent	
3284	curative C.H.U.M. lantern of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3285	blue electrified C.H.U.M. knife	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3286	rosewater-soaked Frosty's snowball sack	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	shaking adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	shaking unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	lime green farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	huge jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	fuchsia sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	red Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	squat Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	squat bouncing jittery Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	cool sealskin drum	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	curative washboard shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	skewed extremely unsafe spaghetti-box banjo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	wobbly twirling toasty marinara jug	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	huge lightning-fast left-handed melodica	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	distilled cyan epic wad	1	awesome	
3317	narrow veiny bottlecap	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
3318	mirror therapeutic corncob pipe	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3319	Mr. Joe's bangles of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
3320	frayed rope belt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3321	blurry packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	mansplainer's quilted mayfly bait necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	aged jar of fermented pickle juice	3	awesome	
3326	altered voodoo snuff	1	crappy	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 50
3327	bland extra-greasy slider	3	decent	
3328	yellow occult crumpled felt fedora of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	up-at-dawn stanky battered top-hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	asbestos-lined shapeless wide-brimmed hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	gravedigger's mostly rat-hide leggings of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	MacGyver's arcane researcher's hobo dungarees	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	smartaleck's boxer's patched suit-pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	jittery hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	jittery dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	wholesome dead guy's memento of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	rotten narrow banquet	3	crappy	
3339	twirling red bouncing sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	blue very caltrop	0		
3341	maroon The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	ghostly bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	lime green filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	tolerable mirror Ralph IX cognac	4	good	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	aerosolized ionized wobbly llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	tasty banana-frosted king cake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	red foul-smelling brown plastic baby	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	squat plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	blurry shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	wobbly delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	mirror yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	snack-sized bland mole molé	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	watered-down drinkable Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	chilled warmed Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	vacuum-sealed digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	narrow interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	modified glimmering roc feather	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	compressed glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	diluted glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dehydrated jittery glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	boiled blurry blurry glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	altered tumbling glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	teal The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	gray Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	fortified Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
3381	healthy Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
3382	frightening flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3383	up-at-dawn censurious fortified Chester's sunglasses	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3384	horrifying stanky Chester's muscle shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
3385	cyan flame-wreathed Chester's Aquarius medallion of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3386	aromatic Oprah's Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
3387	extremely unsafe Rosewater's Zombo's skull ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3388	purple Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	blue pulsating sharpshooter's Frosty's arm of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +7
3390	spinning twirling wholesome smooth Staff of the Deepest Freeze of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Oscus's garbage can lid of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
3393	upside-down Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	electrified Oscus's flypaper pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	twirling savvy cool Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	Tesla clever Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	family-friendly Hodgman's bow tie of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3398	fancy bad upside-down Hodgman's blanket	4	decent	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 50
3399	tolerable jar of squeeze	3	good	
3400	delicious miniature blinking bowl of fishysoisse	2	awesome	
3401	deionized ionized deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 58
3402	denatured gray concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 22
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	deck of lewd playing cards of wisdom of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20
3405	Hodgman's sock of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
3406	avaricious Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Meat Drop: +30
3407	teal blurry zippy Hodgman's almanac	0		Initiative: +20
3408	dangerous Hodgman's harmonica	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3409	jittery ghostly Hodgman's garbage sticker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3410	smartaleck's Hodgman's detector	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3411	padded Hodgman's cane	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	jittery Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	shaking box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	nitrogenated super-dry enhanced sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 17
3423	boiled activated twirling pulsating frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 14
3424	galvanized energized diffused fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 17
3425	magnetized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 68
3426	non-tarnished boiled alkaline strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 26
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	polarized Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 65
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	yellow cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	skewed cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	ghostly rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	Usain Bolt's stirring stick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80
3436	censurious scorching Socratic Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3437	narrow miser's dog trainer's crafty Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +10
3438	twirling dance instructor's Newton's brainy Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	compressed prismatic wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	electrified club of the five seasons	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	auspicious rainbow crossbow	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	purple kitten	0		
3444	narrow webbed comic mask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	pulsating groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	medical-grade slick six-rainbow shield	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	twirling purple spinning rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	teal blinking cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	shaking cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	pulsating cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	trusty torch of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	bouncing mirror baleful Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3458	ionized polymerized upside-down STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 37
3459	practically non-alcoholic special drinkable white-label gin	1	good	Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 20
3460	bland tin rations	3	decent	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	triple-distilled bad spinning bottle of sake	10	decent	
3464	cool round pebble	0		Moxie: +5
3465	snack-sized bland teal Bash-Ōs cereal	2	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	chilly rock-hard padded haiku katana	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	spinning bargain flash powder	0		
3468	jittery auspicious plastic baby	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	bland tiny blueberry-frosted king cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	narrow fuchsia damp boot	0		
3472	twirling Annie Oakley's veiny hardened Seasonal Beret	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	jittery Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	quadruple-aerosolized galvanized cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 58
3475	colloidal squat blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 57
3476	double-frozen triple-Vulcanized enhanced squat tumbling plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 15
3477	unsweetened concentrated pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 68
3478	quantum magnetized huge peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 49
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	blinking psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	triple-pressed huge glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 46
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	twirling pristine fish scale	0		
3489	special small delicious beefy fish meat	2	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	stale glistening fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	flavorless big fancy bouncing twirling slick fish meat	5	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	Samson's Herculean fish scimitar	0		Experience (Muscle): 6
3493	squat energetic therapeutic fish stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3494	tumbling flame-wreathed electrified fish bazooka	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3495	frozen spinning sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 33
3496	vacuum-sealed bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 11
3497	drinkable bottle of Pete's Sake	3	good	
3498	blinking blurry invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	tiny adequate canapés	1	good	
3502	dehydrated blinking tumbling thermos of brew	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	acceptable watered-down glass of brandy	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	skewed French slippers	0		
3505	fuchsia pulsating executive LWA ring	0		Meat Drop: +40
3506	huge LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	skewed horrifying scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	blinking scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	blue scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	teal Jeselnik's supercharged ganger bandana	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	flame-retardant eelskin hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	spinning eelskin pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	yellow energetic eelskin shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	dance instructor's stylish shark tooth necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
3522	occult baleful shark jumper	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25
3523	alkaline aerosolized bouncing shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 45
3524	polarized frozen eel battery	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 20
3525	dry huge temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 37
3526	friendly scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	skewed mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	ghostly mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	pulsating ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	shaking green cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	huge bouncing plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	mirror plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	shaking plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	mirror plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	Jeselnik's depleted Grimacite gravy boat of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the empath of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	Newton's depleted Grimacite grappling hook of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	avaricious depleted Grimacite ninja mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	fortified brainy depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	reassuring Lo Pan's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	jittery fuchsia wholesome KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	propeller beanie of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	chilly dance instructor's straw hat of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	Sherlock's wholesome extremely unsafe octopus's spade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	stale bouncing sea carrot	4	decent	
3556	spoiled upside-down sea cucumber	3	crappy	
3557	decent sea avocado	3	good	
3558	spoiled huge sea lychee	3	crappy	
3559	bland sea tangelo	3	decent	
3560	decent thick sea honeydew	5	good	
3561	corrupted double-deionized pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
3562	activated frozen maroon pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 46
3563	denatured pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 34
3564	practically non-alcoholic lousy huge berry-infused sake	1	decent	
3565	spirit-forward acceptable citrus-infused sake	5	good	
3566	smooth jittery melon-infused sake	3	awesome	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	skewed greasy scandalous sponge helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	chilly wholesome personal trainer's spongy shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
3570	Sherlock's square sponge pants of bravery of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	twirling baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	teal six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	cyan sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	fancy delicious skewed rice	3	awesome	Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 25
3584	stale irradiated candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	flavorless thick spinning gingerbread mutant bugbear	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	watered-down perfectly mixed blinking oozenog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	corrupted energized narrow sugar plum	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	pickled sugar banana	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	deionized anodized boiled sugar lime	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	corrupted twirling sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	inspector's wool Mer-kin hookspear	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	narrow Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	triple-energized huge Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 41
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	skewed imitation crab meat	0		
3598	blue imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	toasty Jim Carey's moist sailor's cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	lightning-fast speargun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40
3601	compass of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	cyan reassuring vibrating grievous diving helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	miser's hale aerated diving helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	jittery squat olive imitation whetstone	0		
3611	warmed sea grease	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 69
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	narrow battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	upside-down twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	corrupted concentrated tumbling spinning unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	lime green wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	squat chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	smartaleck's parasitic claw	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	bouncing experienced parasitic tentacles	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	ghostly lightning-fast parasitic headgnawer	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	twirling shellacked parasitic strangleworm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	activated Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	lime green hardened Fonzie's elven socks	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	lightning-fast therapeutic elven gloves	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	frightening festive holiday hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	inspector's patent shoes of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	shellacked personal trainer's gray bow tie	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	zippy supercharged penguin thesaurus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	small spoiled blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	shaking seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	jittery pufferfish spine	0		
3644	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	perfectly mixed canteen of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	spoiled super-sized elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	huge map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	decent toast with jam	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	lousy irresponsibly strong elven moonshine	7	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	flavorless knuckle sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	upside-down nippy hale psycho sweater	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	spinning spinning perfumed plastic Mob Penguin	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	purple squat fireproof plastic mutant elf	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	steel-toed plastic fat stack of cash	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	shellacked plastic strand of DNA	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	shaking plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	skewed container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	Newton's Putty mitre	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	shaking clever weightlifter's Putty leotard	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	fireproof Putty ball	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	jittery lard-coated smelly beefy Putty snake	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	squat purple Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	spinning nippy Oprah's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	tumbling hardy glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	sharpshooter's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	fancy decent small can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	drinkable weak bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	squat throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	savvy diving muff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
3678	aged salinated mint julep	3	awesome	
3679	gray ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	teal bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	narrow tumbling map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	tasty bite-sized tempura carrot	1	awesome	
3685	yummy upside-down tempura cucumber	3	awesome	
3686	yummy small tempura avocado	2	awesome	
3687	snack-sized decent sea broccoli	2	good	
3688	miniature moldy sea cauliflower	2	crappy	
3689	moldy blurry tempura broccoli	3	crappy	
3690	bland special tempura cauliflower	3	decent	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 30
3691	rotten half-sized bouncing sea blueberry	2	crappy	
3692	stale sea persimmon	3	decent	
3693	concentrated cold-filtered pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 42
3694	double-ionized wet pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 37
3695	MacGyver's Mer-kin digpick	0		Maximum MP: +100
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	skewed map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	blinking marine aquamarine	0		
3703	yellow valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	lion tamer's ruddy beefy velcro broadsword	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2
3706	executive Oprah's stylish velcro paddle ball	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40
3707	fuchsia upside-down huge greedy wholesome brawny velcro shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
3708	blurry avaricious velcro boots of the ox of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
3709	jittery family-friendly non-stick pugil stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3710	auspicious sage teflon spatula of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +10
3711	gravedigger's mansplainer's Tesla teflon shield	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3712	spinning stylish wizardly teflon swim fins of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3713	zippy greedy 7-inch discus	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20
3714	hardened stiffened PVC staff of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 4, Meat Drop: +50
3715	tumbling lightning-fast flame-wreathed Jack Frost's vinyl shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
3716	huge sage vinyl boots of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	mirror tarnished ring	0		
3723	twirling lime green tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	ghostly Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	blurry pile of coins	0		
3729	blurry tumbling hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	narrow wobbly glass gnoll eye of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3732	dry cigar butt	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 68
3733	blurry MacGyver's manly bloomers of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	wobbly Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	fuchsia frosty handwarmer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3737	rosy-cheeked lighter of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3738	spoiled jumbo packet of beer nuts	5	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	modified jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 66
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	quantum non-polymerized concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 12
3750	narrow brawny vampire pearl earring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
3751	moldy snack-sized chocolate chip brownies	2	crappy	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	ionized galvanized love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	enhanced nitrogenated upside-down maroon love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	quantum love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	dry dry love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	non-oxidized moist twirling love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	activated love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	irradiated breath mint	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 44
3761	vampire pearl ring of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3762	mirror chaotic vampire pearl necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
3763	mediocre slug of vodka	3	decent	
3764	hand-crafted jittery slug of rum	4	EPIC	
3765	tolerable weak blinking slug of shochu	2	good	
3766	artisanal jittery wobbly screwdiver	3	EPIC	
3767	drinkable dew yoana lei	3	good	
3768	distilled special acceptable lychee chuhai	5	good	Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 45
3769	triple-distilled perfectly mixed squat salacious screwdiver	10	EPIC	
3770	special drinkable dew yoana salacious lei	4	good	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 20
3771	watered-down mediocre salacious lychee chuhai	2	decent	
3772	artisanal practically non-alcoholic blinking Alewife&trade; Ale	1	EPIC	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	pink pinkslip slip of the brute of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	arcane researcher's sea salt scrubs of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25
3778	miser's personal trainer's amber aviator shades of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3779	ionized blurry hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 55
3780	asbestos-lined Samson's educational nurse's hat	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dehydrated jittery bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	compressed lime green bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	tumbling paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	pulsating smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	pulsating vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	wobbly fuchsia crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	jittery twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	jittery Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	steel-toed Herculean Mer-kin roundshield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9
3804	tumbling steel-toed Mer-kin breastplate of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9
3805	upside-down Mer-kin sneakmask of chilblains of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	ionized diffused Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 64
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	teal Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	miniature bland chocolate-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	upside-down green deadly plastic baby	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	jittery midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	moldy sea radish	3	crappy	
3818	jittery censurious halibut of wisdom of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 35, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	blurry rosy-cheeked water-polo mitt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3821	anodized electrified syringe	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 47
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	colloidal colloidal wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 32
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	blinking Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	bouncing Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	bouncing plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	massive rotten wobbly tempura radish	10	crappy	
3830	smartaleck's water-polo cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	practically non-alcoholic drinkable ghostly Typical Tavern swill	1	good	
3832	drinkable tropical swill	3	good	
3833	fancy acceptable triple-distilled squat fruity girl swill	8	good	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 45
3834	tolerable teal upside-down blended swill	4	good	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	nippy Jim Carey's brawny Elvish sunglasses of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	horrifying anniversary safety glass vest	0		Spooky Damage: +25
3838	wobbly manspreader's anniversary burlap belt	0		Monster Level: +10
3839	cyan auspicious anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Item Drop: +10
3840	pulsating anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	huge perfumed anniversary pewter cape	0		Stench Resistance: +5
3842	gravedigger's out-of-tune biwa	0		Spooky Damage: +10
3843	prompt dented harmonica	0		Adventures: +3
3844	reassuring magic whistle of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: 4
3845	stiffened plastic blowgun	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3846	mansplainer's resourceful supercharged jungle drum	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15
3847	hippy bongo of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3848	supercool knob bugle	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3849	upside-down auspicious personal trainer's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +10
3850	boxing glove of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3851	red dangerous personal trainer's thinker's boxing glove on a spring	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10
3852	careful half-sized guitar of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3853	green electrified bass drum of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3854	dance instructor's pixel boomerang	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3855	twirling prompt dance instructor's world's smallest violin of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
3856	shaking auspicious mansplainer's padded ocarina of space	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10
3857	careful a butt tuba	0		Monster Level: -10
3858	wobbly ruddy bone flute	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3859	upside-down wholesome infernal fife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3860	lion tamer's charming flute	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	chilly grass whistle of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3863	Tesla wholesome plastic guitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3864	finger cymbals of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3865	crafty grievous kettle drum	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10
3866	narrow baleful double-barreled sling of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3867	steel-toed weightlifter's magilaser blastercannon	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 9
3868	supercharged hanky&#363; of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	blurry nippy ultimate ultimate frisbee of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	spinning vibrating office-supply crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5
3872	green pocket theremin of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3873	upside-down dog trainer's ruddy rave whistle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	jittery bouncing green shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	mirror hellseal disguise	0		
3881	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	tumbling cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	boiled ionized mirror shaking vial of slime	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 65
3886	unsweetened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 48
3887	energized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 43
3888	alkaline skewed vial of slime	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 21
3889	extra-anodized flattened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 35
3890	chilled altered vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 33
3891	modified lime green vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 51
3892	irradiated narrow vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 51
3893	liquefied vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 28
3894	adjusted vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 65
3895	pressed double-dry vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 57
3896	deionized blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 26
3897	non-corrupted ionized olive vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 61
3898	cyan bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	huge seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	wobbly ghostly figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	twirling figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	upside-down blue figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	gray figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	pulsating figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	purple imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	artisanal blended swill with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
3914	green turtle wax	0		
3915	maroon coward's turtle wax shield	0		Monster Level: -20
3916	purple wobbly wobbly coward's turtle wax helmet	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	experienced turtle wax greaves	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	rosy-cheeked meat shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	gray pulsating rosewater-soaked turtlemail coif of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	bouncing mansplainer's Annie Oakley's turtlemail breeches	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	ribald vibrating turtlemail hauberk	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	slick spiky turtle helmet of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	blinking wobbly rosy-cheeked spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	experienced spiky turtle shield of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	oxidized unsweetened jittery tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 25
3931	huge purple perfumed severed flipper of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	Herculean bad-ass club of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	wet boiled cyan hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 65
3936	enhanced wobbly scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 16
3937	boiled denatured green fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 69
3938	purple nasty club of corruption	0		Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	shellacked corrupt club of corruption	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	yellow baleful corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	blinking careful hardy deadly evil-ass club	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	gravedigger's supercool nasty-ass club of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	smelly dance instructor's infernal toilet brush	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	cyan wicked shadowy seal eye of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	bouncing weightlifter's oyster egg balloon	0		Muscle: +15
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	jittery Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	narrow Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	shaking key	0		
3951	bouncing Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	tumbling upside-down monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	purple teddy butler	0		
3955	maroon martini	0		
3956	spinning maroon crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	ghostly tin of caviar	0		
3958	blurry huge bejeweled cufflinks of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3959	Oprah's garish pinky ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3960	frosty designer sunglasses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3961	hale opera glasses of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3962	tumbling blue designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	bouncing cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	dry dry narrow twirling cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 65
3966	lime green avaricious extremely unsafe hot-ass club of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	perfumed smooth frigid-ass club of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	huge fuchsia perfumed sizzling vibrating creepy-ass club	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	cold-filtered blue sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 58
3970	olive chaotic energetic Abyssal ember	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	pickled tarnished pulsating wobbly frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 47
3972	MacGyver's seal spine of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	frozen tumbling seal lube	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 37
3974	mannequin leg of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	blinking ribald padded tortoise of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
3976	rosewater-soaked experienced tortoboggan	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3977	huge painted turtle	0		
3978	blue friendly sage painted shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
3979	yellow sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	mirror shaking shell	0		
3981	narrow torquoise	0		
3982	foul-smelling torquoise ring of courage	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	pulsating Herculean dueling banjo of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3985	cyan soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	Usain Bolt's strapping samurai turtle helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	narrow turtle shell	0		
3989	green turtle shell powder	0		
3990	dog trainer's turtle shell helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	wobbly slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	blurry slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dehydrated blinking wobbly agua de vida	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	upside-down lightning-fast tortoboggan shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	quilted soup-chucks	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4005	nitrogenated ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 65
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	spinning green memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	red memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	blurry coward's greaves	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	maroon stylish brainy piece of rebar	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25
4021	sizzling rock-hard Fonzie's shovel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +10
4022	blurry auspicious Lo Pan's grievous necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
4023	lion tamer's curative speargun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4024	fuchsia strapping compass of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
4025	ribald helmet of wisdom of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	bouncing lime green auspicious lantern of horror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Item Drop: +10
4027	teal greaves of wisdom of dire peril of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	foul-smelling smooth club of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	spinning memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	ghostly memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	miniature toothsome twirling slimy sweetbreads	2	awesome	
4038	acceptable green slimy fermented bile bladder	3	good	
4039	distilled squat blurry slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 20
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	coward's dance instructor's pig-iron helm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	up-at-dawn Sinatra's pig-iron shinguards	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	shaking electrified pig-iron bracers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	upside-down wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	veiny wumpus-hair whip	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	mansplainer's Fonzie's wumpus-hair wig of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	stanky Herculean boxer's wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	therapeutic wizardly wumpus-hair sweater	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	ghostly scorching ring of teleportation	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	smooth weak huge White Hyborian	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	wool goblin hunting spear	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	pulsating Herculean smartaleck's goblin autoblowgun	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	wizardly tribal beads	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	up-at-dawn stone fist of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	twirling arcane researcher's stone head	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	maroon Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	maroon Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	spinning Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	purple Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	spinning essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	purple wobbly essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	pulsating bouncing essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	tumbling essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	mansplainer's groovy villainous scythe	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	huge baleful slick baneful bandolier	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	executive Da Vinci's diabolical crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	dangerous boxer's malevolent medallion	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	skewed upside-down chaotic corrosive cowl of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	blue wool Rosewater's grisly shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	huge healthy corroded breeches of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	pulsating frightening smartaleck's pernicious cudgel	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	tasty special cupcake-in-a-cup	3	awesome	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	spoiled green protein paste	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	weightlifter's cyber-mattock of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	adjusted enhanced narrow neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	extra-unsweetened colloidal blue pulsating physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	spinning medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	squat perfumed peawee marble	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4096	medical-grade brown crock marble	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4097	fuchsia sinister China marble	0		Spell Damage: +10
4098	bouncing veiny lemonade marble	0		Maximum HP: +10
4099	gray bumblebee marble of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4100	chaotic jet bennie marble	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4101	blurry knitted Rosewater's beige clambroth marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3
4102	red steely marble of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
4103	scorching grievous beach ball marble of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
4104	twirling gray flame-retardant catseye marble	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4105	huge steel-toed bumboozer marble	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4106	arcane researcher's chamoisole	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4107	pickled electrified bitter pill	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 39
4108	smelly beefcake's monstrous monocle	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	shaking grievous musty moccasins of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	foul-smelling Da Vinci's molten medallion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	shaking hale brazen bracelet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	blurry razor-sharp bitter bowtie of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bouncing bouncing strapping bewitching boots	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	yellow secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	crafty healthy rickety unicycle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
4117	auspicious manspreader's therapeutic crusty hula hoop	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4118	lightning-fast sage Coily&trade; of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
4119	double-paned horrifying healthy school flying disc	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
4120	shaking nasty Da Vinci's weightlifter's lawn dart	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5
4121	fireproof veiny wagon of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	cyan Sherlock's savvy crown-shaped beanie of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	avaricious Jack Frost's manspreader's hopping socks	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4125	prompt scorching poodle skirt of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	squat healthy experienced Rosewater's letterman's jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20
4127	deadly hardened slime hat of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	pulsating chilly quilted hardened slime pants of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	ghostly frightening wholesome brainy hardened slime belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	distilled wobbly spinning squat boot plant	1	EPIC	Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	drinkable fancy sham champagne	3	good	Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	colloidal deionized lime green tempura air	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 38
4134	magnetized enhanced pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 55
4135	tumbling ghostly moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	tumbling Tesla Bag o' Tricks of the scaredy-cat of the glutton of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	upside-down a creased paper strip	0		
4140	shaking teal a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	blinking a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	gray a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	chaotic funny paper hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	cold-filtered corrupted ionized tumbling sand	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 64
4147	bouncing horrifying razor-sharp charged magnet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	skewed stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	mirror quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	ghostly lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	liquefied super-cold-filtered dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	unsweetened Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 22
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	yellow pulsating live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	blue wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pulsating pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	blue gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	blinking purple rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	squat rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	smooth pebblebr&auml;u	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	fancy bland rocky road ice cream	3	decent	Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	jittery huge extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	nitrogenated deionized narrow children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 14
4164	dry ionized Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 37
4165	twirling slick Staff of the Soupbone of the brute of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3
4166	Voluminous Radio Pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	narrow beefy Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
4169	spinning 4-d camera	0		
4170	squat shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	narrow censurious rock helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	greasy rock pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	green sage rock necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
4175	upside-down spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	squat squat lime green Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	sugar shotgun	0		Item Drop: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	huge tumbling auspicious sugar shillelagh	0		Item Drop: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sugar shank of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	upside-down double-paned toasty groovy sugar chapeau	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	medical-grade sugar shorts	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	narrow slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	narrow slime convention coupons	0		
4187	shaking beefy slime convention pin	0		Muscle: +10
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	spinning control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	ruddy sugar shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	educational rave visor	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	wicked baggy rave pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	shaking sea lasso	0		
4199	scorching wholesome sea cowboy hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	blue scandalous brand new key of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5
4207	wobbly jittery Rosewater's dorsal fin	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	purple mermaid's purse	0		
4212	twirling underwater slingshot	0		
4213	blurry Jack Frost's razor-sharp skate blade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
4214	lime green spangly unitard	0		
4215	quilted collapsible baton of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40
4216	pulsating groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	double-alkaline upside-down cyan groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 25
4219	jittery extremely unsafe skate board of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	squat dog trainer's yield shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	twirling roller skate doll	0		
4226	blue padded Star of Bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	narrow perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	tumbling bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	huge hacienda key	0		
4234	mirror slick pat&eacute; knife	0		Moxie: +10
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	purple fortified cheese-slicer	0		Damage Absorption: +60
4238	yummy miniature twirling teal beef jerky	2	awesome	
4239	smooth pipe wrench	0		Moxie: +15
4240	enhanced polarized gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 27
4241	red reassuring sleep mask	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	sock garters of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
4243	double-alkaline polymerized skewed mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 61
4244	bouncing beefcake's leather-bound tome	0		Muscle: +25
4245	cyan bookmark	0		
4246	extremely unsafe ivory cue ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4247	spirit-forward artisanal decanter of fine Scotch	5	EPIC	
4248	modified expensive cigar	1		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 35
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	shaking fisherman's sack	0		
4251	olive fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	ionized jittery bouncing spinning vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 40
4253	warmed vacuum-sealed potion of speed	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 34
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	blurry Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	quadruple-altered modified blinking skewed sap	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	decent green chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	mediocre practically non-alcoholic jittery twirling mulled cider	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	spinning executive bark boxers	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	hardened bark beret	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	family-friendly bark bracelet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4267	fuchsia horrifying Krakrox's Loincloth of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	narrow foul-smelling resourceful Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	chaotic occult Angelhair Culottes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	yellow healthy Newman's Own Trousers of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	wicked deadly Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	nippy Lederhosen of the Night of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	quantum ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	wobbly Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	wobbly Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	clever Underworld truncheon of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	bouncing huge twirling Van der Graaf savvy Staff of the Woodfire of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	lightning-fast inspector's horrifying Underworld flail	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	shaking Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	mansplainer's Mer-kin bunwig	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	blurry healthy supercool crappy Mer-kin mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	Fonzie's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	MacGyver's Mer-kin gladiator mask of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +7, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	hardy baleful Mer-kin scholar mask of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	veiny stiffened wicked Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	stanky veiny Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	Jack Frost's extremely unsafe Mer-kin headguard of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	twirling blurry knitted Mer-kin waistrope	0		Cold Resistance: +3
4290	Oprah's hale banded Mer-kin facecowl	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
4291	Mer-kin thighguard of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
4292	executive banded Mer-kin dodgeball of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	pulsating flame-wreathed veiny Rosewater's Mer-kin dragnet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	vibrating ruddy baleful Mer-kin switchblade	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	squat crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	blue family-friendly toasty Ass-Stompers of Violence of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	twirling green executive auspicious studded Brand of Violence	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	Tesla crafty brainy Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4300	mansplainer's sharpshooter's beefy Lens of Violence	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	Da Vinci's Socratic Pigsticker of Violence of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Monster Level: -15
4302	prompt ruddy Herculean Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	maroon resourceful extremely unsafe Sinatra's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	Van der Graaf electrified forbidden Girdle of Hatred	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 12, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	blinking smelly hale Staff of Simmering Hatred of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: 60
4306	scorching sizzling personal trainer's Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: 35, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	upside-down scandalous frosty Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
4308	mirror steel-toed sinister Lens of Hatred of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	Herculean savvy brawny Treads of Loathing	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	twirling aromatic experienced Scepter of Loathing of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Cloathing
4311	dog trainer's baleful Belt of Loathing of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	frightening Samson's Goggles of Loathing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	blinking Usain Bolt's baleful beefy Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Cloathing
4314	pulsating Newton's beefcake's Jeans of Loathing of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +20, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Jeselnik's Annual Ascot	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4316	wool vibrating Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	skewed auspicious therapeutic fortified Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	huge twirling family-friendly nasty Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	gray veiny beefcake's Windsor Pan of the Source of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	Usain Bolt's greedy frosty Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	maroon asbestos-lined flame-retardant frightening The Trickster's Trikitixa of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: 6, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	crafty occult Claw of the Infernal Seal of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	up-at-dawn chaotic curative Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	pulsating coward's dangerous Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	tumbling miser's Jim Carey's Socratic Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	huge reassuring horrifying foul-smelling Bling of the New Wave	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	medical-grade hardy La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of courage	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	pulsating suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	squat bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	half-sized stale purple candy kneecapping stick	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	delicious licorice garrote	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	bouncing extremely unsafe candy knuckles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	massive spoiled jawbruiser	7	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	improved green chocolate car	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	Van der Graaf plastic 11 Dealer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	blinking beefcake's plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	horrifying plastic stocking mimic	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	cyan plastic Don Crimbo of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	friendly plastic Crimbomination	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	adjusted Piddles	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	vacuum-sealed super-altered BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	galvanized wet skewed Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	upside-down Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	pulsating gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	pulsating leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	wicked snow hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	ghostly sizzling snow pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	blinking pulsating beefy snow belly	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	narrow blurry Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	jumbo bland expired can of franks 'n' beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	drinkable watered-down expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	cold-filtered warmed alkaline elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	normal miniature yellow penguin focaccia bread	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	delicious herringcello	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	practically non-alcoholic delicious upside-down upside-down elven cellocello	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	bouncing blinking chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	huge spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	cyan Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	spinning sharpshooter's throwing wrench	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	blinking pair of bolt cutters of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	deadly poison pen	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	hale speed limit shield	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	jittery aromatic educational live wire	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	pulsating zippy strapping misfit dolly	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	up-at-dawn studded misfit hobby horse	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	censurious dangerous misfit teddy bear	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	cyan avaricious Tesla pocketwatch on a chain	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	tumbling skewed beefcake's cement sandals of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	knitted horrifying night-vision goggles	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	pulsating passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	mirror peanut brittle shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	gray auspicious Jeselnik's Red Rover BB gun	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	red-and-green sweater of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	enhanced double-enhanced upside-down green Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	quantum Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	wet Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	blue Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	blue cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	zippy cheese sword	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	twirling extremely unsafe cheese diaper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	sage cheese wheel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	cheese eye of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	shaking friendly Da Vinci's Staff of Queso Escusado of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	maroon foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	huge Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	fuchsia A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	blinking Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	miniature decent quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	smooth Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	Newton's sealhide hood	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	olive Jeselnik's sealhide leggings	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	teal sealhide cloak of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4418	stylish sealhide buckler	0		Moxie: +25
4419	olive double-paned sealhide whip	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4420	studded sealhide moccasins	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
4421	banded sealhide gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4422	wobbly sealhide belt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4423	narrow sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	unsweetened blurry teal sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 27
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	thinker's glowstick on a string	0		Mysticality: +10, Raveosity: +1
4429	smooth candy necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	blinking Newton's teddybear backpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Raveosity: +1
4431	shaking NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	dry energized fuchsia invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	extra-altered wet irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	cold-filtered denatured dry irritability potion	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	skewed cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	shaking hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	upside-down crafty guard turtle shell	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	crowbar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4442	teal dog trainer's spaghetti cult rosary	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4443	foul-smelling spaghetti cult mask	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	fuchsia spangly mariachi pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	mirror jittery friendly Tesla spangly mariachi vest	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4447	pulsating careful spangly sombrero	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	diluted bouncing Instant Karma	1	awesome	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	clever pointy hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	smartaleck's lawnmower blade	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	The Landscaper's leafblower of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	olive snailmail bits	0		
4458	beefcake's snailmail coif of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	inspector's snailmail breeches of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	reassuring banded snailmail hauberk	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1
4461	modified upside-down seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 13
4462	pressed maroon mirror chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 16
4463	triple-pressed ghostly chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 40
4464	non-Vulcanized alkaline quantum chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 28
4465	super-improved tarnished chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 19
4466	extra-nitrogenated dry spinning jittery chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
4467	dry oxidized narrow skewed chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 18
4468	narrow Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	deadly BRICKO hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	educational BRICKO pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	therapeutic BRICKO sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	spinning BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	red BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	red BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	jittery BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	narrow BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	teal BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	huge BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	skewed blurry BRICKO bulwark of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	teal BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	mirror BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	jittery BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	blue BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	warmed recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15
4498	vacuum-sealed altered polarized skewed recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 47
4499	tarnished recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 49
4500	wet ghostly recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 26
4501	altered polymerized skewed shaking recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 33
4502	corrupted recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 31
4503	adjusted adjusted tumbling recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	executive Herculean heart of the volcano	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +40
4505	super-improved energized Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 37
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	extra-flattened &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	moldy super-sized blurry walrus ice cream	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	stale beautiful soup	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	narrow eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	big rotten Humpty Dumplings	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	decent shaking Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	perfectly mixed missing wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	spoiled half-sized blurry matter custard	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	triple-galvanized dry flattened comfit?	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ghostly huge ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	beefcake's flamingo mallet of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	narrow croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	tumbling greedy ribald eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	Jim Carey's strapping wig	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	rotten donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	fancy normal immense bucket of honey	6	good	Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	upside-down horrifying Lo Pan's elephant stinger	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	bland dragon snaps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	lightning-fast veiny snapdragon pistil	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	huge puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	normal immense rook cookie	8	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	delicious diet wobbly bishop cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	normal bouncing knight cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	half-sized decent blurry blinking king cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	jumbo rotten queen cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	huge supercharged insane tophat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	fuchsia greedy helm of the knight of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	toasty wristwatch of the knight of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	blurry twirling sinister trousers of the knight of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	wicked tie	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
4543	veiny tuxedo pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	shaking huge caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	bouncing walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	tumbling dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	detour shield	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	shaking record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	gray map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	squat can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	ghostly hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	practically non-alcoholic aged world's most unappetizing beverage	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	wobbly friendly slippery when wet shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	big tasty maroon raisin	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	blurry fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	skewed asbestos-lined flyest of shirts of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	decent a dance upon the palate	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	yummy blinking prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	twirling Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	yummy squirmy violent party snack	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	wobbly razor-sharp can-you-dig-it?	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	squat The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	narrow bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	tarnished tarnished pulsating skewed green Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	friendly school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	crafty educational T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	lime green fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	adequate huge cyan six wedges of goat cheese	3	good	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	blue goth	0		
4588	mirror brown pixel	0		
4589	tumbling supercharged pixel whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4590	shaking pixel chain whip of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	upside-down beefcake's pixel morning star	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	yellow pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	shaking green pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	green 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	jittery pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	watered-down aged tumbling plastic cup of beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	jittery keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	avaricious bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	flavorless tumbling sun-dried tofu	4	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	special tolerable soyburger juice	4	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	wobbly essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	ionized extra-dry essential soy	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	polymerized super-chilled electrified pulsating essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	shaking map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	arcane researcher's Crown of Thrones	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	aged distilled Cinco Mayo Lager	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	blinking spinning Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	bouncing pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	super-corrupted huge purple spinning chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	rotten narrow pawn cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	mixed jittery red coffee pixie stick	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	red superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	gravedigger's plastic spider ring	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	red weightlifter's plastic kazoo	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	inflatable baseball bat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	googly-star hat of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	curative googly-ball hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	googly-heart hat of wisdom of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	skewed aromatic super-sweet boom box of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	spinning Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	lion tamer's Annie Oakley's sinister demon mask of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	spinning jittery censurious friendly streetfighting champion's belt of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	family-friendly Space Trip safety headphones of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	foul-smelling LARP carp	0		Stench Damage: +10
4641	wobbly Da Vinci's Herculean KoL Con Six Pack	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5
4642	cyan skewed Gregarious Gregorian Smock of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
4643	clever rxr shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	padded Juju Mojo Mask of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	lightning-fast space trooper helmet	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	wobbly wool dog trainer's wicked Meteoid ice beam	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	skewed lightning-fast stiffened slick Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	gray Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	mirror ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	wobbly Tesla ironic knit cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	jittery ironic battle spoon of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4655	smelly nippy fortified ironic jogging shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	reassuring mole skin notebook	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	huge map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	bouncing Annie Oakley's blackberry galoshes	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
4660	tumbling purple groovy trout fang of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	bland poisonous caviar	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	improved nitrogenated jittery olive wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	bouncing Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	blinking blurry stiffened beefcake's Ellsbury's skull	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	rock-hard hot plate	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Thorns: 1
4666	flame-retardant imp unity ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +1
4667	shaking smartaleck's Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Moxie Percent: +30
4668	fuchsia pulsating hale observational glasses	0		Maximum HP: +20
4669	pulsating supercharged hilarious comedy prop	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4670	bouncing beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	drinkable booze-soaked cherry	3	good	
4672	gray comfy pillow	0		
4673	normal marshmallow	3	good	
4674	bland sponge cake	4	decent	
4675	delicious extra-dry gin-soaked blotter paper	5	awesome	
4676	teal tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	gray narrow volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	chaotic pottery shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	auspicious knitted pottery hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	pulsating reassuring pottery training pants of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	brawny pottery club	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	huge studded pottery yo-yo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	blurry pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	green fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	mirror affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	blue Annie Oakley's smooth cool Greatest American Pants	0		Moxie: 20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	supercharged fossilized necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	blinking imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	skewed fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	red-hot medallion of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	huge spinning fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	tumbling immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	upside-down popsicle stick	0		
4714	flavorless shaking lemon popsicle	4	decent	
4715	decent popsicle	4	good	
4716	massive toothsome twirling strawberry popsicle	10	awesome	
4717	decent liver popsicle	3	good	
4718	maroon strapping mariachi hat	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	tumbling maroon Hollandaise helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	spinning organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	decent tiny liver and let pie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	decent lime green badass pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	rotten immense shoo-fish pie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	bland enchanted piping organ pie	3	decent	Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	fancy adequate igloo pie	3	good	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	bite-sized normal stomach turnover	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	snack-sized spoiled dead lights pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	gigantic enchanted spoiled throbbing organ pie	6	crappy	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	beefy stop shield	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	narrow sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	shaking rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	shaking tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	upside-down beer-soaked mop of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4738	hand-crafted day-old beer	3	EPIC	
4739	drinkable irresponsibly strong plain beer	10	good	
4740	delicious overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	4	awesome	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	tumbling rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	energized super-corrupted tumbling PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 44
4745	quantum altered Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 64
4746	energized frozen twirling Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 61
4747	half-sized rotten bone meal	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	artisanal weak bone aperitif	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	quilted bonerang	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	Newton's bone and arrows	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	beefy boning knife	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	educational bone spurs	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	flame-retardant bonedanna of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	boneana hammock of the wise owl of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	unsweetened candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	mirror pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	blinking huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	tasty pumpkin pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	drinkable green pumpkin beer	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	deionized pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	lion tamer's personal trainer's shin gourds	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	gray squat skewed flame-retardant gravedigger's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	huge pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	bouncing Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	ghostly ghostly Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	adequate jumbo ghostly CRIMBCOIDS mints	5	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	rotten half-sized CRIMBCOLOAF	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	decent jittery circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	blue therapeutic plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	Jack Frost's plastic fax machine	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	educational plastic hobo elf	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	squat gravedigger's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	spinning twirling plastic Best Game Ever of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	mirror hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	red S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	wobbly robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	upside-down robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	fuchsia robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	tumbling robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	huge robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	spoiled triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	rotten immense blue square CRIMBCOOKIE	7	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	purple jittery baleful bindlestocking of wisdom of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	shaking sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	pulsating The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	jittery rosy-cheeked padded Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	spinning aromatic chaotic Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	smelly friendly Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	arcane researcher's wizardly Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	olive mansplainer's Oprah's Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	crafty baleful Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	tarnished narrow chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	gift-a-pult of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	diffused holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	blurry CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	fuchsia blurry Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	twirling paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	mirror careful CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	squat teal CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	jittery deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	electrified fortified brawny paperclip-on tie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	Rosewater's paperclip pants of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	blinking grievous beefcake's paperclip turban of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	skewed spinning electrified paperclip cape	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	bouncing photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	modified pickled mirror chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	magnetized liquefied anodized bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	ionized nitrogenated narrow incense bath ball	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	denatured myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	hand-crafted CRIMBCO wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	teal blinking Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	rotten toe jam toast	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	twirling traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	flavorless shaking traffic jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	wobbly space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	adequate blurry space jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	deionized pickled motivational poster	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	cyan sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	enchanted moldy snack-sized festive sausage	2	crappy	Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	miniature yummy holiday cheese log	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	huge holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	green Temple Grandin's grievous BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	Sherlock's scandalous BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	resourceful BGE pocket calendar	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	spinning BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	BGE plastic toy of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	spinning ruddy stapler bear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	adhesive tape dolly of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	gray lion tamer's scissor duck	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jittery jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	double-paned dog trainer's Seven Loco	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	jittery Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	rosy-cheeked Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	chaotic Loathing Legion moondial	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	resourceful Loathing Legion necktie	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	Loathing Legion knife of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	weightlifter's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Temple Grandin's Loathing Legion can opener	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	bouncing knitted Sinatra's Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	lime green shaking Loathing Legion rollerblades of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Loathing Legion flamethrower of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	olive wobbly Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	bouncing Loathing Legion defibrillator of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	coward's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	asbestos-lined Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	family-friendly Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	thinker's Loathing Legion abacus	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	frosty Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	narrow Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	pulsating pulsating Loathing Legion hammer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	yummy super-sized Knob jelly donut	5	awesome	
4942	yellow Knob cake	0		
4943	spinning Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	ionized wobbly weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 52
4950	wet frozen wobbly abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 65
4951	wicked flimsy clipboard	0		Spell Damage: +5
4952	colloidal deionized liquefied baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 52
4953	cyan fireproof whalebone corset of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4954	electrified oven mitts	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4955	normal half-sized overcookie	2	good	
4956	decent wobbly philosopher's scone	4	good	
4957	adjusted non-pressed half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 50
4958	sharpshooter's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4959	moldy thick tumbling Knob nuts	5	crappy	
4960	hand-crafted fancy Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	EPIC	Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 15
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	auspicious shellacked mysterious lapel pin	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	tumbling bouncing Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	blurry Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	jittery Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	purple Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	shaking Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	pulsating Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	purple narrow Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	upside-down fuchsia Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	shaking Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	fuchsia upside-down Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	red Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	narrow Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	huge Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	tumbling upside-down Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	jittery Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	healthy card sleeve	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	red evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	mirror Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	thick yummy blurry wasabi pocky	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	bland tobiko pocky	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	miniature decent enchanted tumbling natto pocky	2	good	Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	watered-down delicious squat wasabi-infused sake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	fancy bad strong tobiko-infused sake	5	decent	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	acceptable natto-infused sake	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	aerosolized deionized wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	dry nitrogenated narrow fuchsia tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	denatured natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	blue Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	boiled dry warmed narrow elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	aged shaking marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	hand-crafted cranberry schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	artisanal breaded beer	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	artisanal soy cordial	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	fuchsia narrow fireproof therapeutic experienced astral bludgeon	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5029	fuchsia squat wholesome astral shield of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100
5030	gray double-paned strapping astral chapeau of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	aromatic quilted Herculean astral bracer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1
5032	jittery Jack Frost's mansplainer's Fonzie's astral longbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
5033	mirror hardy arcane researcher's astral shorts of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	purple clever ruddy astral mace of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5035	gray zippy steel-toed supercool astral trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	executive astral ring of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
5037	bouncing resourceful astral statuette of chilblains of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
5038	inspector's curative arcane researcher's astral pistol	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5039	rosewater-soaked ribald astral mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
5040	purple astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	lime green pulsating scandalous Annie Oakley's astral shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
5042	shaking avaricious astral belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +30
5043	moldy astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	irresponsibly strong artisanal pulsating astral pilsner	7	???	
5045	narrow gray jittery astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	shaking astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	pulsating shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	padded weightlifter's double-ice cap of James Dean	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	double-paned Fonzie's double-ice box of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	mirror Usain Bolt's Sherlock's personal trainer's double-ice britches	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	teal pulsating Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	olive obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	ionized huge Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	irradiated diffused electrified ghostly ghostly Red Pill	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	lime green Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	maroon mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	wobbly boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	skewed voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	super-sized stale spaghetti con calaveras	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	stale snack-sized mirror popcorn	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	jumbo stale blinking chaos popcorn	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	frightening chilly therapeutic hole	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	tumbling innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	bite-sized moldy red s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	artisanal Russian Ice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	purple gravedigger's clay ashtray	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	wobbly lanyard of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	pulsating huge forbidden monster pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	chilled Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	huge Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed Van der Graaf helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	blinking arcane researcher's crutch	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	mirror shock belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	super-frozen aerosolized Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	blue skewed banded rubber band gun	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	beefy pin-stripe slacks	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	grievous gloves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	chilled triple-adjusted polymerized correction fluid	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	blurry jittery fortified Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	upside-down yellow frosty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	gray twirling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	gray Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	banded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	Van der Graaf Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	banded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	stanky Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	jittery banded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	ribald Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	supercool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	quilted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	aromatic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	nippy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	quilted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	boiled willyweed	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	ionized modified liquefied red huge Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	ionized flattened jittery fish juice box	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	pulsating paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	bad Jeppson's Malort	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	maroon fistful of ashes	0		
5109	pulsating wool stress ball	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	nasty Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	jittery My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	fuchsia hedge trimmers	0		
5116	cyan A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	upside-down busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	perfumed sizzling hardy Admiral's hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	zippy Fonzie's aviator's cap of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	hardened sage mirrored aviator shades	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	mirror Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	mirror Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	lime green Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	bouncing Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	non-warmed bouncing pulsating Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	bland elven hardtack	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	bad elven squeeze	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	ghostly E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dehydrated ghostly jittery astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 30
5141	jittery Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	blue handful of honey	0		
5145	Vulcanized oxidized honeypot	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
5146	stale wild honey pie	3	decent	
5147	aged honey mead	3	awesome	
5148	pulsating occult dangerous honey dipper of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40
5149	huge prompt flame-wreathed honeybritches of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	prompt stiffened honeycap of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	gray Moonthril Circlet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	blinking savvy Moonthril Greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	pulsating stylish Moonthril Flamberge	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	curative Moonthril Longbow	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	ribald Moonthril Cuirass	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	chaotic plush alielf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	diffused Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	squat executive plush dogcat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	supercharged plush hamsterpus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	fireproof plush ferrelf	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	purple Oprah's plush alien hamsterpus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	wobbly Fonzie's plush mutated alielf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	red auspicious friendly plush mutated alielephant	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	olive mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	Jack Frost's girl	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	green top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	jittery elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	chilled wet spinning transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	blurry Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	mediocre Saison du Lune	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	delicious Moonthril Schnapps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	acceptable watered-down Wrecked Generator	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	decent snack-sized enchanted Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	good	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	enchanted bland diet fuchsia Crepes a la Lune	1	decent	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	moldy Moon Pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	warmed Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	galvanized quantum Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	energized flattened maroon 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	fuchsia Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	squat Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	anodized improved blue honey stick	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 39
5189	moist mirror wobbly double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	huge careful extremely unsafe Newton's Operation Patriot Shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	warmed flattened corrupted data	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	red 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	blinking Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	wool Great S-Cape	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	stanky Marvelous Unitard	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	diluted gooey paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	compressed purple pulsating beastly paste	1	decent	Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	modified paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	pickled teal ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	altered pulsating tumbling lime green greasy paste	1	good	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	pickled upside-down bug paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	modified jittery hippy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	pickled orc paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	compressed blurry shaking demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	pickled pulsating upside-down indescribably horrible paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	altered red paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	diluted goblin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	vaporized jittery green pirate paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	altered tumbling pulsating chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	compressed gray jittery paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	twisted upside-down teal Mer-kin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	modified slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	boiled penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	mixed mirror elemental paste	1	decent	Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	altered bouncing pulsating cosmic paste	1	good	Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	altered upside-down red hobo paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	mixed Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	twirling Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	tumbling blue fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	rotten Ur-Donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	mediocre watered-down pulsating bucket of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	tiny decent skewed ultrafondue	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	squat snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	purple borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	wobbly lightning-fast shining halo	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	Sinatra's furry halo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	shellacked frosty halo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	Newton's time halo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	delicious spirit-forward twirling Lumineux Limnio	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	acceptable narrow Morto Moreto	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	tolerable strong tumbling Temps Tempranillo	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	hand-crafted Bordeaux Marteaux	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	drinkable Fromage Pinotage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	practically non-alcoholic aged spinning Beignet Milgranet	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	watered-down aged Muschat	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	moldy bouncing cool jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	enchanted low-calorie yummy shrapnel jelly donut	1	awesome	Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	bland occult jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	moldy thyme jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	spoiled danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	delicious shaking smashed danish	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	immense yummy forbidden danish	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	half-sized adequate cool cat claw	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	bland small blunt cat claw	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	gigantic stale shadowy cat claw	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	rotten jumbo green cheezburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	adequate toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	altered mirror potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	triple-unsweetened too legit potion	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	polarized Bright Water	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	denatured cold-filtered cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	altered aerosolized teal graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	modified cold-filtered cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	non-electrified potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	concentrated anodized galvanized jittery potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	ionized narrow potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	electrified squat potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	dry potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	jittery holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	spinning bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	narrow skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	extremely unsafe hammerus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	blunt icepick of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	hale fluorescent lightbulb	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	blurry yellow sizzling Lo Pan's blammer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	Da Vinci's clock-cleaning hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	forbidden dethklok	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	glacial clock of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	bouncing d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	narrow d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	mirror generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	red dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy super-sized phish stick	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	Annie Oakley's sinister cool plastic vampire fangs	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	lime green smooth Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	twirling olive Samson's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of Gandalf of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	ghostly Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	spinning chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	corrupted ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	frozen necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	super-chilled lime green bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	quantum blinking upside-down whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	nitrogenated wobbly press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	enhanced Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	polarized pulsating Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	modified corrupted wobbly mirror Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	liquefied ghostly Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	tarnished Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	artisanal weak upside-down Ecto-Cooler	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	delicious narrow Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	triple-distilled bad Blood Light	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	tolerable Silver Bullet beer	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	acceptable red Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	wet bouncing sorority brain	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	modified chilled Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	frozen oxidized drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	shaking throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	flame-retardant extra-see-thru nightie	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	Oprah's shellacked BRAINS shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	manspreader's scrunchie	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	smelly weightlifter's extremely skinny jeans	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	twirling upside-down dangerous The Necbromancer's Hat of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	ghostly auspicious flame-retardant forbidden The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	rosy-cheeked smartaleck's The Necbromancer's Shorts of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	wholesome dance instructor's Samson's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	high-proof drinkable fancy The Cooler Out of Space	9	good	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	tumbling The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	pulsating sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	anodized gray Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	tumbling ghostly A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	olive Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	blinking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	maroon Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	toasty KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	blue boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	Tesla plastic Fudge Wizard	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	plastic abominable fudgeman of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	dangerous plastic colollilossus	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	rosy-cheeked plastic Big Candy of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	upside-down The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	boiled mirror skewed groose grease	1	decent	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	blinking pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	red strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	weightlifter's ridiculous belt	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	experienced ridiculous earring	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	wobbly frosty ridiculous sunglasses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	flavorless ridiculous sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	enchanted bad ridiculous cocktail	3	decent	Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	zombie monkey necklace of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25
5392	upside-down Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	mirror scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	non-altered aerosolized peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	tiny spoiled peppermint patty	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	spinning candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	shaking peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	blurry censurious candy cane	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	blinking Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	toasty lion tamer's cane-mail shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	gravedigger's Oprah's wholesome cane-mail pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	smooth practically non-alcoholic Vodka Matryoshka	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	mediocre watered-down Gin Mint	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	mediocre Tequiz Navidad	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	perfectly mixed Mint Yulep	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	fancy tolerable Crimbojito	3	good	Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	smooth Sangria de Menthe	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	non-denatured extra-pressed licorice root	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	non-galvanized deionized spinning banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	energized upside-down lime green pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	enhanced lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	pressed ionized spinning kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	unsweetened jittery strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	flame-wreathed bananarama bangle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	mirror blue healthy pair of pearidot earrings	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	beefcake's tourmalime tourniquet	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	Samson's kumquartz ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	upside-down strawberyl necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	zippy beefcake's sucker bucket	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	blurry purple deadly sucker hakama	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	sharpshooter's sucker kabuto	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	baleful sucker tachi	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	bouncing sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	mirror fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	wet dry skewed fudge lily	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	huge twirling superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	concentrated fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	skewed fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	half-sized normal shaking tumbling fudgesicle	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wobbly wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	mirror The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	dry devilish folio	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	pulsating lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	pulsating jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	ghostly gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	pulsating gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	quantum triple-enhanced energized gray Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	enchanted rotten bouncing fudge bunny	4	crappy	Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	huge fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	huge clever fudgecycle of wisdom of the brute	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	polymerized resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	boiled electrified skewed resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	flattened blurry resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	anodized extra-unsweetened ghostly resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	electrified resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	irradiated tarnished resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	triple-colloidal activated resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	quadruple-denatured denatured resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	energized resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	diffused gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	electrified gummi snake	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	altered huge gummi canary	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	moldy skewed gummi bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	flavorless gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	normal snack-sized gummi bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	tasty skewed drunki-bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	normal small drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	low-calorie stale drunki-bear	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	veiny fudge pocket square	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	jittery ribald lollipop cufflinks	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	polarized dry Vulcanized gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	extra-dry ionized corrupted maroon gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	diffused tarnished colloidal maroon gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	narrow vibrating Socratic Big Candy's tophat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	bouncing Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	tumbling Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	blue Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	upside-down blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	moldy diet jerky coins	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	hand-crafted spinning Go-Wassail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	frozen Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	tarnished liquefied dry bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	electrified activated moist lime green shaking wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	narrow Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	shaking Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	twirling pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	purple pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	extra-alkaline Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	tumbling whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	bland berries of suffering	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	moist baobab sap	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	spinning magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	moist huge pulsating Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	drinkable watered-down Barulio's bottle	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	Vulcanized cyan Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	blurry Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	chilled denatured desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	shaking upside-down Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	huge educational slick Leapin' Trousers	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1
5544	bad eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	miniature tasty ghostly hamhock	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	upside-down Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	lime green Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	upside-down The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	miser's Trusty	0		Meat Drop: +10
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	pulsating empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	tarnished diffused fireclutch	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 17
5556	banded extremely unsafe Rain-Doh wings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	manspreader's electrified Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	shellacked Rain-Doh lantern of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	shaking Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	brawny Rain-Doh violet bo of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	small stale PB&BP	2	decent	
5566	flavorless spinning club sandwich	4	decent	
5567	stale corned-beef Reuben	4	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	aged Drac & Tan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	tolerable fancy Transylvania Sling	4	good	Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	lousy distilled Shot of the Living Dead	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	tolerable Buttery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	tolerable weak Slippery Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	mediocre weak Flaming Knob	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	weak hand-crafted Grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	artisanal Locust	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	fancy perfectly mixed Plague of Locusts	3	EPIC	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	enchanted aged Red Dwarf	4	awesome	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	high-proof hand-crafted Golden Mean	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	strong mediocre Green Giant	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	drinkable weak wobbly Aye Aye	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	delicious teal Aye Aye, Captain	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	hand-crafted Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	lousy shaking Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	acceptable More Humanitini than Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	practically non-alcoholic mediocre tumbling Oh, the Humanitini	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	artisanal Great Older Fashioned	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	delicious Fuzzy Tentacle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	fancy mediocre squat shaking Crazymaker	4	decent	Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	artisanal Zoodriver	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	drinkable watered-down lime green Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	acceptable boozy Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	enchanted perfectly mixed Suffering Sinner	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed Suppurating Sinner	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	watered-down artisanal enchanted Sizzling Sinner	2	EPIC	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	distilled artisanal skewed Firewater	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	weak lousy Earth and Firewater	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	strong bad Earth, Wind and Firewater	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	drinkable weak skewed Slimosa	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	drinkable Extra-slimy Slimosa	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	drinkable Slimebite	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	extra-dry hand-crafted Cement Mixer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	drinkable Jackhammer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	drinkable fancy watered-down Dump Truck	2	good	Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	bad practically non-alcoholic Fauna Libre	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	weak tolerable tumbling Chakra Libre	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	artisanal high-proof Aura Libre	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	bad watered-down Sazerorc	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	weak smooth mirror Sazuruk-hai	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	tolerable blurry Flaming Sazerorc	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	bad Green Velvet	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	drinkable Green Muslin	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	weak mediocre Green Burlap	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Mohobo	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	artisanal Moonshine Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	artisanal Flaming Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	smooth watered-down Drunken Philosopher	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	perfectly mixed Drunken Neurologist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	triple-distilled artisanal Drunken Astrophysicist	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	extra-dry hand-crafted Dark & Starry	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	perfectly mixed spirit-forward Black Hole	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	mediocre squat Event Horizon	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	acceptable Herring Daiquiri	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	tolerable high-proof Herring Wallbanger	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	drinkable fancy maroon Herringtini	4	good	Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	artisanal triple-distilled tumbling Lollipop Drop	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	acceptable Candy Alexander	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	watered-down drinkable blurry Candicaine	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	aged Caipiranha	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	artisanal Flying Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	hand-crafted tumbling Flaming Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	mediocre high-proof Punchplanter	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	fancy bad lime green Doublepunchplanter	3	decent	Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	hand-crafted Haymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	enchanted flavorless fungus	4	decent	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 50
5642	narrow poisoned dart	0		
5643	modified unsweetened stone wool	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
5644	stones	0		
5645	pulsating the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	slick calendar	0		Moxie: +10
5648	upside-down Sinatra's brawny Boris's Helm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	ghostly hardened wicked staph of homophones	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Alters Page Text
5650	shaking fuchsia bouncing greedy frightening arcane researcher's Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	green Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	moldy half-sized enchanted wobbly nailswurst	2	crappy	Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 30
5655	delicious high-proof ghostly used beer	8	awesome	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	purple fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	maroon insulting hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	ghostly groovy offensive moustache	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
5661	blinking dance instructor's hairshirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	narrow How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	wobbly puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	normal fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	good	
5671	tolerable slap and slap again	3	good	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	blinking blurry beery blood	2	good	
5674	tumbling &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	compressed narrow watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 20
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	bouncing beefy Ze&trade; goggles	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	huge soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	tumbling stylish swimsuit of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	spoiled snack-sized P.B.L.T.	2	crappy	
5682	tumbling note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	purple BURT	0		
5684	huge handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	blinking bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	blurry quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	hardy UV monocular	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	blurry ruddy quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
5693	jittery phase-tuned shield generator belt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5694	red Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	narrow nasty bugbear detector	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
5696	teal ghostly bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	sharpshooter's beefy The Lost Glasses	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
5699	bouncing The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	olive The Lost Comb	0		
5701	bouncing Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	purple fireproof wax hat of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	knitted wax pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	super-colloidal quadruple-chilled blurry drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	skewed steel-toed smartaleck's fireman's helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	fire axe of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	tumbling frosty careful crafty fire extinguisher	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	half-sized rotten fancy gray FDKOL hotcakes	2	crappy	Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	tumbling smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	snack-sized bland fiery wing	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	skewed zippy Jim Carey's wings of fire	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	fireproof FDKOL fire hose	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	pickled fuchsia tumbling bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	lime green hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	squat huge hot daub bun of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	bouncing greedy foul-smelling hot daub stand	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	fortified brawny foot-long hot daub	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	moldy angst burger	3	crappy	
5731	tolerable distilled 5-hour acrimony	5	good	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	rotten forbidden sausage	3	crappy	
5735	miser's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	Vulcanized polymerized huge mirror Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 39
5737	denatured daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	quilted Camp Scout backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	stale bag of GORP	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	high-proof mediocre water purification pills	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	wobbly Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	bad wobbly CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	small adequate bag of GORF	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	normal shaking bag of QWOP	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	electrified adjusted CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	lousy fortified CSA cheerfulness ration	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	gigantic adequate crappy brain	7	good	
5753	bland olive decent brain	4	decent	
5754	flavorless diet good brain	1	decent	
5755	miniature enchanted normal boss brain	2	good	Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 25
5756	low-calorie spoiled ghostly hunter brain	1	crappy	
5758	huge jittery smelly slick Staff of Holiday Sensations of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	shaking weightlifter's staff of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5760	blue Usain Bolt's lion tamer's staff of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80
5761	ghostly Temple Grandin's Staff of the Scummy Sink of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	lime green clever Superhero Reboots of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
5764	up-at-dawn fuzzy busby of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	tumbling ruddy padded fuzzy earmuffs	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	greedy energetic arcane researcher's fuzzy montera	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	olive Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	red huge gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	shaking gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	upside-down Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	blinking fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	olive foul-smelling Herculean Barney's rake	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10
5778	flavorless gigantic idiot brain	8	decent	
5779	purple rock-hard keel-haulin' knife	0		Damage Reduction: 5
5780	upside-down rosy-cheeked ice cream scoop	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
5781	triple-distilled drinkable soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	6	good	
5782	upside-down morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	narrow weirdwood plank	0		
5785	upside-down thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	shaking messy butt joint	0		
5788	squat smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	blue box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	lime green padded right bear arm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	foul-smelling sharpshooter's wicked left bear arm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	maroon Jeselnik's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
5794	tarnished quantum green Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 66
5795	adjusted lime green blinking Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 44
5796	denatured dry Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 21
5797	magnetized anodized Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 66
5798	double-boiled twirling Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 46
5799	oxidized eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 20
5800	ionized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 57
5801	deionized improved olive Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 19
5802	cold-filtered perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 43
5803	energized energized blurry White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 50
5804	ionized non-nitrogenated dry purple Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 51
5805	dry Vulcanized maroon breath mint	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 33
5806	colloidal irradiated activated muesli	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 20
5807	liquefied concentrated activated glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 48
5808	aerosolized liquefied olive glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 14
5809	triple-colloidal jittery Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 47
5810	non-vacuum-sealed polarized Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
5811	double-pressed unsweetened fuchsia wobbly tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 49
5812	boiled colloidal narrow fuchsia skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 50
5813	diffused dry electrified bouncing smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 22
5814	enhanced flattened pickled blob of acid	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 29
5815	double-improved shaking squat blue flayed mind	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 34
5816	liquefied maroon kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 20
5817	double-ionized skewed forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 44
5818	non-magnetized denatured spinning squat spinning Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 58
5819	aerosolized diffused gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 19
5820	super-alkaline magnetized bull blubber	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 24
5821	corrupted non-enhanced huge frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 55
5822	dry gazely stare	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 58
5823	liquefied canopic jar	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 33
5824	extra-moist mirror clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 21
5825	moist Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 25
5826	polymerized improved wobbly zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 56
5827	denatured non-improved skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 33
5828	triple-energized corrupted green gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 28
5829	flattened moist blurry janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 42
5830	Vulcanized nitrogenated pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 27
5831	triple-chilled pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 15
5832	dry flattened secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 42
5833	galvanized pressed bouncing brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 14
5834	polymerized pickled holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 14
5835	corrupted scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 19
5836	super-magnetized embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 49
5837	anodized unsweetened ghostly Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 60
5838	ionized electrified Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 28
5839	enhanced olive ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 16
5840	dry pressed alkaline spinning Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 43
5841	boiled tarnished A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 13
5842	ionized toothbrush	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 27
5843	activated fuchsia pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 33
5844	dry improved ghostly una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 28
5845	non-aerosolized moist upside-down compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 56
5846	boiled double-dry energized salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 22
5847	dry quantum tumbling unholy water	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 14
5848	liquefied irradiated yellow Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 56
5849	polymerized colloidal energized purple handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 66
5850	magnetized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 21
5851	chilled vacuum-sealed temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 36
5852	pickled wobbly oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 16
5853	diffused enhanced pulsating upside-down stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 26
5854	oxidized blurry BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 29
5855	denatured colloidal Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 25
5856	galvanized magnetized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 38
5857	magnetized narrow grey cube	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 41
5858	polymerized votive candle	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 39
5859	boiled enhanced booby trap	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 61
5860	diffused Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 14
5861	energized warmed dry good ash	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 62
5862	bouncing Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	bouncing Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	blurry papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	super-anodized cold-filtered jittery papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	liquefied quadruple-aerosolized quantum papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	altered warmed blinking shaking papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	bouncing lime green slick papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	medical-grade papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	gravedigger's friendly papier-masque	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	twirling toasty deadly papier-mitre	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	Temple Grandin's papier-m&acirc;churidars of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	tumbling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	wobbly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	pulsating papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	narrow wicked Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Spell Damage: +5
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	bouncing packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	boxer's skeleton skis of chilblains of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	normal cyan squat skeleton quiche	4	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	censurious Bonestabber of the brazier of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	drinkable huge crystal skeleton vodka	4	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	wobbly Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	nippy auxiliary backbone	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	quantum extra-modified extra-boiled that gum you like	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 42
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	red Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	spinning avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	shaking canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	pickled tumbling twirling Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	tumbling maroon jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	skewed pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	stanky sharpshooter's wedding ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
5910	blurry deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	wobbly nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	lightning-fast Solstice Shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
5913	activated cyan candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	alkaline warmed cyan sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	diffused flattened beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	liquefied upside-down sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	Vulcanized cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	plastic animelf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	supercool plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	Lo Pan's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	arcane researcher's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	plastic MechaElf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	narrow ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	maroon BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	dog trainer's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	olive bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	Oprah's plastic four-shadowed mime of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	lime green toasty curative plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	Socratic plastic Rene C. Corman of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	plastic Lord Flameface of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	plastic Beebee King of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	supercharged plastic Queen Bee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	foul-smelling plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	Van der Graaf plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	wobbly rosewater-soaked plastic spiderbugbear	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	family-friendly plastic peacannon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	Lo Pan's plastic the Free Man	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	frightening plastic fire servant	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	upside-down olive cool plastic mumblebee	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	blinking lion tamer's plastic moneybee	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	squat olive forbidden plastic beebee queue	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	mirror avaricious plastic buzzerker	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	careful plastic bee swarm	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	mirror brawny plastic batbugbear	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	strapping plastic bugaboo	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	pulsating green smooth plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	toasty plastic ops bugbear	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	prompt plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	narrow razor-sharp plastic cavebugbear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	shaking Van der Graaf plastic Scott the Miner	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	huge frightening plastic angry space marine	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	maroon tumbling blurry experienced plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	veiny plastic Father McGruber	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	censurious plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	skewed brawny plastic blazing bat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	blinking Rosewater's weightlifter's electronic dulcimer pants	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	supercool Frown Exerciser of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	tumbling soul knife	0		
5970	green sharpshooter's soul mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	twirling record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	skewed jittery record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	nasty padded silent beret of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	moldy slice of pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	tumbling star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	delicious practically non-alcoholic tankard of ale	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	wobbly prompt zippy wizardly cloth cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	extremely unsafe Samson's sage iron dagger	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	rotten hamburger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	mirror potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	smooth practically non-alcoholic bottle of wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	Temple Grandin's resourceful iron helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	skewed scandalous grievous steel sword of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	stale low-calorie pulsating whole roasted chicken	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	shaking potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	drinkable watered-down fancy shining goblet	2	good	Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	blurry fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	lime green greasy crown of James Dean of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	wobbly Van der Graaf studded sword of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	medical-grade smooth Helm of the Scream Emperor of the storm	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	supercharged Samson's Cloak of Dire Shadows of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	wholesome Sword of Dark Omens of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	vibrating rock-hard Shield of Icy Fate of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	skewed toasty Tesla Oprah's Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	shaking sizzling friendly Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	mirror gravedigger's Herculean Boots of Twilight Whispers of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	sharpshooter's curative savvy Belt of Howling Anger	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	tumbling groovy logging hatchet	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6011	bouncing therapeutic orc wrist	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6012	purple freshwater pearl necklace of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
6013	red friendly deadly orcish stud-finder	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3
6014	savvy screwing pooch	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
6015	pressed blinking bouncing orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 46
6016	tarnished tarnished flattened orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 39
6017	extra-anodized orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 38
6018	weak tolerable backwoods screwdriver	2	good	
6019	spinning groovy loadstone	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6020	Lo Pan's Claybender glasses of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
6021	Sherlock's Duskwalker fangs of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	Whoompa Fur Pants of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	healthy Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
6025	denatured spinning Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 40
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	groovy dress pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	Samson's badge of authority	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
6032	twirling friendly Da Vinci's motorcycle boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6033	foul-smelling razor-sharp stolen necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10
6034	lightning-fast cool troll britches	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	frozen skewed vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 61
6036	smooth triple-distilled artisanal limoncello	10	awesome	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	flavorless jittery incredible pizza	3	decent	
6039	jittery curative oil cap of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	steel-toed razor-sharp oil lamp	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
6041	jittery experienced oil slacks	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	Herculean oil pan	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
6043	bouncing boid	0		
6044	pulsating woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	tumbling fuchsia BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	curative hardy Misty Cloak	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6048	twirling yellow gravedigger's scorching Misty Robe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
6049	lightning-fast therapeutic arcane researcher's Misty Cape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	rotten Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	bad Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	pickled quadruple-galvanized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	skewed huge The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	narrow razor-sharp savvy Meatcleaver	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	crafty Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	beefy Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	greasy Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	olive Fonzie's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	mirror clever Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	careful Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	squat sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	twirling ghostly Truthsayer of wisdom of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	narrow goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	deionized spinning squat haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	warmed anodized quantum huge magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	magnetized ghostly 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	tolerable tumbling McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	spoiled half-sized haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	skewed school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	chaotic haggis socks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	tumbling fuchsia actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	squat blurry MacGyver's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Van der Graaf Microplushie: Hippylase	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	stiffened Microplushie: Bropane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	ghostly huge skewed double-paned Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	greedy Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	tumbling skewed sizzling Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	Microplushie: Dorkonide of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	mirror skewed hardened Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	greedy Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	skewed classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	gray energetic Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	ghostly upside-down homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	squat Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	maroon Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	spinning Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	flame-wreathed Ginsu&trade; of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	upside-down bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	spinning bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	jittery bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	mirror zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	mirror CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	upside-down test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	squat goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	blurry upside-down abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	smooth Chinese beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	diffused ionized lime green bouncing bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	dangerous novelty tattoo sleeves of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	blurry furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	lightning-fast makeshift yakuza mask	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	purple toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	inspector's aromatic Lo Pan's White Dragon Fang	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	dance instructor's butterfly knife	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	yellow pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	weighted paperclip chain of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	healthy rubber gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	half-sized tasty blue roasted duck	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	flavorless dead meat bun	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	resourceful cat collar	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	ghostly miser's mansplainer's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	gray Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	gray Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	huge carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	small spoiled carrot cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	delicious jittery carrot claret	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	denatured ghostly carrot juice	1	decent	Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	narrow flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	perfumed Byte of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	upside-down Van der Graaf anger blaster	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	doubt cannon of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	fear condenser of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	huge ruddy regret hose	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	spinning aromatic wool commodore's hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	Rosewater's naval trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	bouncing avaricious cool deck cannon	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	quilted ornamental sextant	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	twirling rosy-cheeked Bloodbath of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	weak artisanal Hundred Headed IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	bland chum	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	extra-wet warmed spinning crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 26
6172	ionized polymerized candy crayons	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	jittery Lo Pan's fortified pixel grappling hook	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6174	shaking GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	wobbly GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	squat cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	ghostly cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	mirror narrow cosmic potato	0		
6182	shaking cosmic cream	0		
6183	blurry cosmic fruit	0		
6184	sizzling smooth Jarlsberg's hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10
6185	yummy enchanted consummate hard-boiled egg	3	awesome	Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 10
6186	massive toothsome enchanted consummate fried egg	8	awesome	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 30
6187	diet spoiled consummate egg salad	1	crappy	
6188	stale diet consummate bagel	1	decent	
6189	super-sized flavorless shaking consummate sliced bread	5	decent	
6190	small adequate wobbly consummate hot dog bun	2	good	
6191	thick spoiled tumbling consummate brownie	5	crappy	
6192	adequate jumbo consummate toast	5	good	
6193	tolerable weak passable stout	2	good	
6194	rotten pulsating consummate soup	3	crappy	
6195	bite-sized adequate maroon consummate corn chips	1	good	
6196	bland small consummate salad	2	decent	
6197	half-sized spoiled lime green consummate salsa	2	crappy	
6198	half-sized stale teal pulsating consummate sauerkraut	2	decent	
6199	rotten consummate cheese slice	4	crappy	
6200	half-sized flavorless consummate melted cheese	2	decent	
6201	flavorless spinning consummate bacon	4	decent	
6202	rotten green consummate meatloaf	4	crappy	
6203	delicious consummate steak	3	awesome	
6204	thick stale consummate cuts	5	decent	
6205	massive bland green consummate frankfurter	10	decent	
6206	stale consummate french fries	3	decent	
6207	moldy twirling consummate baked potato	4	crappy	
6208	smooth high-proof acceptable vodka	8	awesome	
6209	moldy snack-sized consummate ice cream	2	crappy	
6210	bland bite-sized special fuchsia twirling consummate whipped cream	1	decent	Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 20
6211	rotten consummate cream	4	crappy	
6212	rotten special consummate strawberries	3	crappy	Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 35
6213	bite-sized fancy yummy shaking shaking consummate sorbet	1	awesome	Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 5
6214	lousy practically non-alcoholic adequate rum	1	decent	
6215	artisanal mediocre lager	3	EPIC	
6216	bland red pulsating immaculate grilled cheese	3	decent	
6217	decent immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	good	
6218	adequate immaculate hot dog	4	good	
6219	tiny normal immaculate egg salad sandwich	1	good	
6220	special normal perfect sandwich	3	good	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
6221	rotten perfect chef salad	4	crappy	
6222	rotten enchanted super-sized perfect breakfast	5	crappy	Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 25
6223	flavorless sublime deluxe hot dog	3	decent	
6224	stale enchanted huge sublime stew	3	decent	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 10
6225	gigantic decent sublime nachos	9	good	
6226	stale Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	decent	
6227	decent Loaded Baked Potato	3	good	
6228	moldy thick Omega Sundae	5	crappy	
6229	delicious shaking Das Sauerlager	3	awesome	
6230	practically non-alcoholic smooth Bologna Lambic	1	awesome	
6231	lousy watered-down Vodka Dog	2	decent	
6232	practically non-alcoholic drinkable purple Disappointed Russian	1	good	
6233	acceptable fuchsia blinking Chunky Mary	4	good	
6234	hand-crafted jittery Nachojito	3	EPIC	
6235	mediocre pulsating Le Roi	3	decent	
6236	fortified mediocre Over Easy Rider	5	decent	
6237	upside-down cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	ionized galvanized cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 55
6240	electrified quadruple-flattened cold-filtered red Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 45
6241	triple-oxidized dry censored can label	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 40
6242	tarnished ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 28
6243	moist activated the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 35
6244	tarnished liquefied frozen cat's paw	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 44
6245	improved ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 47
6246	frozen yellow shaking demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 33
6247	galvanized quantum upside-down clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 14
6248	double-modified gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 16
6249	jittery lime green dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	purple nasty resourceful sage weightlifter's numberwang of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
6251	improved liquefied modified purple scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	frozen scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	bouncing pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	nasty Van der Graaf medical-grade Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	cyan scandalous gravedigger's Staff of the Staff of Life of the businessman of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	twirling Sherlock's padded Staff of the Light Lunch of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	narrow healthy quilted Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	mirror experienced Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the sewer of the boozehound	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	huge rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's educational Staff of the All-Steak	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	wool hardy Staff of Fruit Salad of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	double-paned studded beefcake's Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	delicious grain of protein powder	4	awesome	
6268	non-galvanized electrified pressed pec oil	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 42
6269	narrow sharpshooter's gym membership card	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
6270	deionized Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 59
6271	spinning massive dumbbell	0		
6272	pulsating vibrating penguin keychain of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100
6273	magnetized magnetized upside-down O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 37
6274	bad weak open sauce	2	decent	
6275	olive wool sharpshooter's turkey leg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
6276	mediocre watered-down spinning Ye Olde Meade	2	decent	
6277	frozen anodized Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 26
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	tumbling pewter claymore of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6280	skewed wholesome artisanal rice peeler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6281	diet decent pulsating heirloom grape tomato	1	good	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	mirror rosewater-soaked brown felt tophat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	yellow gear	0		
6285	pulsating ribald Mark I Steam-Hat of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	family-friendly Da Vinci's Mark II Steam-Hat of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	tumbling blue Socratic brawny Mark III Steam-Hat of the wise owl of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	flame-wreathed curative Mark IV Steam-Hat of wisdom of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	avaricious asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's sinister Mark V Steam-Hat of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	Usain Bolt's fortified punk rock jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +80
6292	vibrating wholesome safety pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6293	moldy stolen sushi	4	crappy	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	upside-down cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	ionized electrified Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 37
6301	triple-electrified anodized gray possibility potion	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 38
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	scandalous toasty therapeutic occult Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	squat nasty sizzling chaotic wizardly Jarlsberg's pan of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	upside-down Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	boiled vacuum-sealed celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	vacuum-sealed celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	polymerized celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	double-magnetized ghostly twirling celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	horrifying Uncle Buck	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	ghostly pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	electrified studded SCUBA tank	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater
6316	mirror nasty lion tamer's deep six-shooter	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5
6317	Jeselnik's sea chaps of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	sharpshooter's weightlifter's sea holster of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
6319	colloidal anodized shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 14
6320	Lo Pan's long-forgotten necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
6321	pearl	0		
6322	wobbly sea lace	0		
6323	shaking gravedigger's foul-smelling padded jam band	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
6324	huge mansplainer's energetic occult aquamariner's ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
6325	prompt stanky padded aquamariner's necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6326	dog trainer's veiny pearl diver's ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
6327	Jack Frost's grievous pearl diver's necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6328	blurry sushi doily	0		
6329	blue scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	squat bazooka cozy	0		
6332	arcane researcher's beefcake's cozy scimitar of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +60, Breakable
6333	lard-coated hale Herculean Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6334	spinning up-at-dawn flame-retardant cozy bazooka of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Breakable
6335	sea mantle of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25
6336	brainy sea shawl of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	twirling deadly sea cape of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	mansplainer's muddy pirate hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	lime green ghostly rosewater-soaked sharpshooter's floral-print skirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	ghostly hardened educational spectral axe	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3
6342	ghostly healthy wholesome super-strong air freshener	0		Maximum HP Percent: 30
6343	oxidized chilled spinning Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
6344	teal Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	ionized activated pulsating teal Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 19
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	magnetized Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 12
6348	pulsating Mer-kin dragbelt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	shaking smelly Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	mirror up-at-dawn Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Adventures: +5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	skewed fireproof Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Hot Resistance: +3
6352	miser's Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	double-energized Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 24
6355	irradiated twirling fuchsia Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
6356	twirling Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	blurry shaking teal Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	huge mirror mansplainer's Mer-kin begsign	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +40
6360	blurry Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	triple-tarnished tumbling tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	activated activated bouncing pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	unsweetened pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	warmed electrified spinning ghostly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	dry extra-tarnished pulled taffy	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	chilled blurry pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	quantum polarized blinking pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	ghostly bouncing Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	watered-down perfectly mixed huge can of the cheapest beer	2	EPIC	
6372	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic tumbling wobbly bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	1	EPIC	
6373	delicious practically non-alcoholic single swig of vodka	1	awesome	
6374	spinning angry inch	0		
6375	wholesome testy toolbox	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	twirling eraser nubbin	0		
6379	blurry chlorine crystal	0		
6380	super-improved colloidal ph balancer	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
6381	altered electrified mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 64
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	skewed root beer	1	good	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	alkaline ionized huge purple Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 16
6390	wet Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 53
6391	nitrogenated dry Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 22
6392	sharpshooter's arcane researcher's scale-mail underwear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	modified tarnished teal comb jelly	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	huge inky squid sauce	0		
6396	wobbly blurry blinking Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	red peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	unsweetened ionized tumbling Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 63
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	chilled cyan tear	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 27
6402	magnetized magnetized shaking jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 49
6403	ionized oxidized jittery grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 43
6404	ionized cold-filtered quantum violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 65
6405	double-Vulcanized extra-denatured ghostly worst candy	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 24
6406	colloidal skewed fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 52
6407	executive nasty crafty Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	wobbly Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	blurry Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	bland blurry flavorless gruel	3	decent	
6416	decent mana curds	3	good	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	diffused blinking moth dust	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 21
6420	ionized moist glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 51
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	rotten vampire chowder	3	crappy	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	bouncing Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	rotten Dreadsylvanian stew	3	crappy	
6427	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong Dreadsylvanian	9	EPIC	
6428	chilled oxidized Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 48
6429	moist olive Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 43
6430	lime green smelly supercool dreadful fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	squat Jeselnik's dreadful sweater	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	forbidden dreadful glove	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	bouncing Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	tumbling Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	blinking upside-down Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	ghostly Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	toasty Covers-Your-Head of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	blinking careful Drapes-You-Regally of extreme caution of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -35, Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	wool MacGyver's occult Warms-Your-Tush	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	vibrating extremely unsafe Helps-You-Sleep	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Blind
6444	chaotic vibrating Quiets-Your-Steps of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6445	mirror MacGyver's wicked Protects-Your-Junk	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
6446	aged pulsating Gets-You-Drunk	4	awesome	
6447	frosty Great Wolf's headband of the pedagogue of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	wobbly lard-coated Fonzie's Great Wolf's left paw of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	toasty friendly Great Wolf's right paw of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	blurry reassuring smooth Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	bouncing rosewater-soaked wholesome Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	jittery Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	warmed teal Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 29
6454	scorching Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's zombie mariachi hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	upside-down gravedigger's zombie accordion of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	maroon prompt hale zombie mariachi pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	greedy manspreader's dangerous HOA regulation book	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20
6458	squat friendly deadly HOA zombie eyes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6459	pulsating spinning HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	skewed nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	family-friendly aromatic sinister Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	huge reassuring Herculean educational Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	pulsating Tesla baleful Mayor Ghost's khakis of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	Newton's Mayor Ghost's gavel of the brazier of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	skewed nasty sizzling savvy Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
6467	narrow Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	flavorless ghost pepper	4	decent	
6469	upside-down resourceful veiny Thunkula's drinking cap of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	hale Drunkula's cape of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	zippy smelly Drunkula's silky pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	blue Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	Usain Bolt's fireproof Drunkula's ring of haze of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	weightlifter's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Muscle: +15
6475	drinkable watered-down special bottle of Bloodweiser	2	good	Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 25
6476	blue Socratic thinker's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	Jeselnik's medical-grade Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	Jack Frost's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the wise owl of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	purple pulsating dog trainer's friendly mansplainer's Annie Oakley's steel-toed Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1
6480	greasy Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
6481	Samson's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5
6482	pulsating greedy flame-wreathed savvy Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
6483	fancy Kool-Aid	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 40
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	huge stinking agaricus	0		
6488	delicious Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	4	awesome	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	twirling complicated lock impression	0		
6494	squat replica key	0		
6495	padded Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	spinning blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	drinkable bloody kiwitini	3	good	
6499	skewed moon-amber	0		
6500	mirror maroon polished moon-amber	0		
6501	mirror scandalous smartaleck's moon-amber necklace of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6502	maroon Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	crafty medical-grade forbidden hangman's hood	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6505	perfumed rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's ring finger ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: 8, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	blurry cool iron ingot	0		
6508	shellacked arcane researcher's cool iron helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	cool iron breastplate of terror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6510	wool cool iron greaves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	manspreader's grievous ghost shawl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10
6512	shaking skull capacitor	0		
6513	blurry warm fur of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
6514	fireproof snowstick	0		Hot Resistance: +3
6515	eerie fetish of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6516	fancy acceptable stinkwater	3	good	Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 45
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	toothsome accidental mutton	4	awesome	
6519	ribald baleful drafty drawers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	shaking electrified banded wolfskull mask	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	padded guts necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
6522	groping claw of the storm of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6523	smelly vengeful spirit	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
6524	fortified BOOtonniere	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
6525	nitrogenated aerosolized ghostly ghost thread	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 42
6526	scandalous dance instructor's bag of unfinished business	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
6527	blinking dangerous transparent pants of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	padded hothammer	0		Damage Absorption: +20
6529	hand-crafted Thriller Ice	3	EPIC	
6530	flame-wreathed grandfather watch	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	nasty studded spyglass	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +5
6533	ghostly resourceful vial of hot blood	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
6534	lime green remorseless knife of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
6535	intimidating coiffure of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	gray gravedigger's dangerous cod cape	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
6537	miniature decent blood sausage	2	good	
6538	beefcake's frying brainpan of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100
6539	blinking Annie Oakley's brawny ball and chain	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
6540	pulsating up-at-dawn dry bone	0		Adventures: +5
6541	stiffened tailbone shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Thorns: 1
6542	blue upside-down manspreader's tonguebone	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
6543	scorching pogo stick of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6545	yellow ghostly scorching brawny weedy skirt of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	gravedigger's stylish pants	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	ghostly Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	tumbling cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	wobbly cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	narrow cluster	0		
6554	blinking stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	anodized mirror phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 37
6557	oxidized polymerized twirling green ghostly phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 55
6558	moist nitrogenated phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 13
6559	corrupted corrupted quantum phial of stench	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 68
6560	tarnished improved phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 35
6561	narrow adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	narrow mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	bouncing healthy hand of Mr. Cards	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	adequate snack-sized Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2	good	
6565	bite-sized flavorless mirror Dreadsylvanian pocket	1	decent	
6566	tasty fancy maroon ghostly Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	awesome	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 5
6567	moldy Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	crappy	
6568	huge stale mirror Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	6	decent	
6569	acceptable pulsating Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	4	good	
6570	practically non-alcoholic bad Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1	decent	
6571	drinkable triple-distilled blinking mirror Dreadsylvanian grimlet	10	good	
6572	tolerable upside-down Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	good	
6573	artisanal Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	narrow Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	upside-down pulsating Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	twirling maroon vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	hot dog wrapper of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6585	wobbly pulsating stanky scorching debonair deboner	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6586	vacuum-sealed upside-down chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 23
6587	healthy jar of frostigkraut	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1
6588	skewed Tesla groovy gnawed-up dog bone	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6589	wobbly Rosewater's Grey Guanon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1
6590	medical-grade banded Engorged Sausages and You of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6591	tolerable dream of a dog	4	good	
6592	olive asbestos-lined Fonzie's Newton's optimal spreadsheet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5
6593	huge defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	boiled epic cluster	1	EPIC	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	maroon clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	huge clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	narrow clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	ghostly clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	acceptable ghostly Cold One	3	???	
6616	stale spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	blinking folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	huge folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	green folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	upside-down folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	bouncing folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	twirling folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	blurry wobbly folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	lime green folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	skewed folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	skewed folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	narrow fuchsia folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	upside-down folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	tumbling folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	miser's banded slide rule	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10
6649	triple-boiled triple-frozen upside-down Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 20
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	high-proof perfectly mixed stepmom's booze	7	EPIC	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	twirling energetic band T-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6655	artisanal fountain 'soda'	3	EPIC	
6656	ghostly illegal firecracker	0		
6657	lime green scorching pickelhaube of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	improved pickled hair oil	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 24
6659	energized scrap	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 58
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	spinning experienced thinker's Staff of the Lunch Lady of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6663	universal key	0		
6664	blurry world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	cyan coward's personal trainer's deathchucks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20
6666	mirror eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	squat olive tumbling modeling claymore	0		
6670	wobbly clay homunculus	0		
6671	aerosolized quadruple-tarnished sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 18
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	mirror stinkbomb	0		
6675	flattened polymerized fuchsia wobbly superwater	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 30
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	tumbling auspicious Yearbook Club Camera	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	machete of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
6680	tolerable watered-down Cursed Punch	2	good	
6681	practically non-alcoholic aged Bowl of Scorpions	1	awesome	
6682	lousy weak ghostly Fog Murderer	2	decent	
6683	skewed book of matches	0		
6684	wizardly surgical mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	bouncing Tesla head mirror	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	sharpshooter's half-size scalpel	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	wobbly surgical apron of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	Oprah's bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	huge McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	shaking maroon McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	pulsating McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	pulsating dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	upside-down imitation White Russian	1	good	
6704	educational short-handled mop of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +20
6705	snack-sized yummy jungle floor wax	2	awesome	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	aerosolized triple-irradiated improved jittery blurry colorful toad	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 49
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	chilly vibrating pygmy briefs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	twirling bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	huge pulsating short calculator	0		
6715	green blinking greedy family-friendly sphygmomanometer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
6716	polarized corrupted dry bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 69
6717	blinking tongue depressor	0		
6718	mirror Newton's supercool compression stocking	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6719	Tesla deadly midriff scrubs	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6720	cold-filtered pressed wobbly pill cup	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 13
6721	avaricious Socratic strapping water bottle	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	diffused improved wobbly pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 18
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	spoiled exotic jungle fruit	4	crappy	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	bouncing ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	blue bouncing huge funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	narrow spinning claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	mirror cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	yellow tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	adjusted upside-down blurry bent scrap	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 19
6740	blue molten scrap	0		
6741	cyan eternal car battery	0		
6742	arcane researcher's junk band	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6743	personal trainer's junk trunks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	junk-mail shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
6745	huge decent jittery blurry junk food	7	good	
6746	hand-crafted weak special junk yard	2	EPIC	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 10
6747	Oprah's wicked swordzall	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
6748	nasty arm buzzer	0		Stench Damage: +5
6749	wobbly smelly scorching boilgun	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6750	spinning Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	blinking handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	artisanal can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	delicious can of Drooling Monk	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong bouncing can of Impetuous Scofflaw	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	perfectly mixed narrow bottle of Old Pugilist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	drinkable triple-distilled bottle of Professor Beer	8	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	acceptable skewed bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	high-proof drinkable blinking bottle of Race Car Red	7	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	lousy bottle of Greedy Dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	lousy fuchsia bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	huge liquid bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	cool tin tam of the brute of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	improved fuchsia tin cup	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	family-friendly beefy tin foil of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	knitted gravedigger's personal trainer's tin drum	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	spinning huge tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	blinking tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	improved dry foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 51
6777	pressed diffused seal sweat	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 50
6778	boiled quadruple-colloidal boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 15
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	red jittery deadly studded sealhide shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
6781	mirror curative scabrous seal epaulets of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	frosty Annie Oakley's seal medal of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	blinking flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	twirling blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	spinning broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	anodized ionized spinning disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 67
6796	diffused vacuum-sealed disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 66
6797	tarnished disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 48
6798	polymerized disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 12
6799	magnetized warmed upside-down disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 20
6800	triple-magnetized pulsating yellow disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 65
6801	diffused disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 11
6802	dry concentrated disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 33
6803	dry Vulcanized mirror disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 21
6804	wet non-boiled teal twirling disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 67
6805	activated disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 39
6806	activated moist disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 37
6807	cool The Sagittarian's leisure pants of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	olive mirror accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	twirling miser's baritone accordion	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	olive flame-retardant mama's squeezebox	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	gravedigger's guancertina	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	blurry Sherlock's accordion file	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	ghostly narrow auspicious accord ion	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	wholesome bone bandoneon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	tumbling Sherlock's pentatonic accordion	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	narrow lion tamer's non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	crafty Rosewater's Accordion of Jordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	cool autocalliope	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	horrifying accordionoid rocca	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	squat knitted pygmy concertinette	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	bouncing prompt beefy ghost accordion	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	skewed peace accordion of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	careful Newton's alarm accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	skewed horrifying frosty strapping All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	gray squat reassuring KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
6828	bad practically non-alcoholic discocktail	1	decent	
6829	bouncing savvy KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
6830	shaking executive Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Meat Drop: +40
6831	ionized concentrated pulsating Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 54
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	pickled super-enhanced energized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 28
6834	moist spinning box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 57
6835	aerosolized anodized bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 50
6836	wet tumbling PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 42
6837	warmed spinning green Swizzler	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 38
6838	electrified pressed Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 24
6839	anodized oxidized jam	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 64
6840	dry blue squat Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 18
6841	alkaline activated 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 36
6842	wet alkaline shaking vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 52
6843	nitrogenated bone bons	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 46
6844	double-dry chilled ironic mint	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 30
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	brainy security flashlight	0		Mysticality: +5
6849	flattened deionized aerosolized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 36
6850	steel-toed sturdy cane of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	huge carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	bouncing blue upside-down smelly Bal-musette accordion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Cajun accordion of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	bouncing wizardly quirky accordion	0		Mysticality: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	sage wizardly Skipper's accordion	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	jittery asbestos-lined wool veiny smooth Pantsgiving	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	miniature moldy can of sardines	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	normal massive high-calorie sugar substitute	6	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	normal pat of butter	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	rotten shaking dinner roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	yummy low-calorie mashed potatoes	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	flavorless gray pulsating whole turkey leg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	jumbo flavorless deviled egg	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	double-activated pulsating finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	polymerized oxidized jittery dented spoon	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	galvanized enhanced skewed love note	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	magnetized nail file	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	enhanced corrupted candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	pickled bouncing post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	teal dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	twirling Jim Carey's sharpshooter's steel-toed bowl of petunias of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	shaking double-paned baleful wicked cool power sock	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: 30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	upside-down supercharged extremely unsafe brawny wool sock of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	double-paned greasy frightening foul-smelling moustache sock	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	magnetized oxidized pulsating spirit gum	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 35
6886	shaking spirit pillow	0		
6887	blinking spirit sheet	0		
6888	blurry spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	bouncing spirit bed	0		
6891	blue tumbling scorching spirit bell of wisdom of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 35, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	moist quantum spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	galvanized skewed freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	colloidal blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	activated handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	warmed aerosolized tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	tarnished Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	skewed Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	tumbling experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	cyan narrow hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	zippy scandalous flask flops	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6903	double-improved pickled nuts	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	modified bolts	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	super-sized decent gingerbread robot	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	low-calorie delicious petit 4.1	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	jumbo toothsome nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	lightning-fast plastic GORM-8	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	dog trainer's plastic warbear	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	plastic Toybot of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	shaking warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	tumbling warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	wobbly censurious aromatic asbestos-lined warbear hoverbelt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	concentrated ghostly warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	irradiated green warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	colloidal ionized warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	flavorless shaking warbear feasting bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	stale small spinning warbear warrior bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	delicious warbear thermoregulator bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	perfectly mixed gray warbear feasting mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	high-proof artisanal warbear bearserker mead	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	lousy warbear blizzard mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	squat warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	lard-coated foul-smelling stylish warbear plain fedora	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	blurry curative warbear feathered fedora	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	chaotic deadly warbear fedora of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	double-paned hardy warbear plain helm of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	red twirling hale warbear spiked helm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf warbear electro-spiked helm of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	zippy extremely unsafe warbear plain ushanka of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	MacGyver's warbear lined ushanka	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	gray blurry nasty Van der Graaf wizardly warbear heated ushanka	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	maroon warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	avaricious sinister warbear party pants of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	narrow smooth warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	stanky Rosewater's beefy warbear high festival pants	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	upside-down fireproof supercharged warbear battle greaves of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	huge smooth warbear officer greaves	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	teal greasy boxer's warbear bearserker greaves of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	avaricious double-paned educational warbear johns	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	coward's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	Jim Carey's dangerous warbear johns of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	maroon warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	sizzling warbear goggles of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	baleful warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	supercharged ruddy warbear polarized goggles of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 90, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	reassuring fortified warbear laser bowtie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	baleful warbear plasma bowtie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	zippy frosty Fonzie's warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	chilly warbear warscarf of horror of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	perfumed warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	baleful warbear warscarf of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	skewed warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	maroon warbear foil hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	blinking Tesla warbear oil pan of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	teal warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	squat Annie Oakley's warbear exhaust manifold	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	upside-down warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	huge warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	narrow blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	banded die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	red skewed medical-grade die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	cyan horrifying die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	Tesla die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	upside-down Fonzie's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	flame-wreathed die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	blinking boxer's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	clever die-cast factory worker elf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	die-cast gift-wrapping elf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	green double-paned die-cast middle-management elf	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	executive die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	shaking forbidden die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	manspreader's die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	fuchsia auspicious die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	executive horrifying die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	narrow lime green fortified die-cast turtle mech	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	Annie Oakley's die-cast Swiss hen	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	foul-smelling die-cast killing bird	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	twirling rosy-cheeked die-cast ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	banded die-cast goose a-laying	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	pulsating tumbling stanky die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	blinking foul-smelling die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	foul-smelling die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	brawny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	Sherlock's stanky die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	spinning executive die-cast Father Crimborg of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	narrow auspicious friendly die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	huge electrified Oprah's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	Lo Pan's wicked die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	denatured dry Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	squat lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	diluted upside-down handful of Smithereens	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	rotten pulsating Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	special bland Miserable Pie	3	decent	Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	stale lime green This Charming Flan	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong Irish Coffee, English Heart	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	drinkable watered-down Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	lousy Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	tumbling Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	greedy Jack Frost's chilly careful Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	prompt asbestos-lined wool studded Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	blurry Jeselnik's crafty personal trainer's brawny Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	mansplainer's veiny padded razor-sharp A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	reassuring greasy veiny Herculean Half a Purse	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	ghostly gray personal trainer's groovy Hairpiece On Fire of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	blurry rosewater-soaked nasty dangerous beefcake's Vicar's Tutu	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	pulsating resourceful studded Hand in Glove of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	shaking inspector's ribald Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	foul-smelling wholesome sinister Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	greedy slick Hand that Rocks the Ladle of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	aromatic stiffened beefcake's Saucepanic	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	yellow blurry aromatic weightlifter's Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	greedy sinister Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of horror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	prompt third-hand lantern	0		Adventures: +3
7031	tumbling loose purse strings	0		
7032	decent twirling pickled egg	3	good	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	mirror tumbling yellow warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	cyan warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	shaking warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	dry spinning green warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	olive warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	narrow warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	unsweetened cold-filtered glass slipper	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	dried antimatter wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	non-pressed deionized blue warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	unsweetened narrow warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	cold-filtered adjusted blurry skewed blurry warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	moldy pulsating warbear gyro	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	pickled vacuum-sealed shaking recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	twirling warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	blue wobbly warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	tumbling warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	bland breakfast mess	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	immense decent maroon breakfast miracle	10	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	ionized Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	wobbly grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	gray praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	pickled grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	vacuum-sealed single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	ionized activated spinning single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 63
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	blinking packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	rotten blurry snow berries	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	stale ice harvest	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	Vulcanized frost flower	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	double-ionized snow cleats	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	non-magnetized tumbling upside-down liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	decent low-calorie snow crab	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	artisanal spirit-forward Ice Island Long Tea	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	sage snow mobile	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	blinking scorching ice bucket	0		Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	snow shovel of incineration of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	steel-toed bod-ice of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	flame-wreathed snow belt of the empath of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	greedy Van der Graaf stylish smooth ice nine	0		Moxie: 40, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	blinking snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	perfectly mixed En Una Fila Tequila	4	EPIC	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	
7092	double-paned warbear dress helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	thinker's warbear dress bracers of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	beefcake's warbear dress greaves of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	medical-grade ruddy sweatband	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	twirling olive blinking asbestos-lined gym shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	Usain Bolt's shellacked ankleweights	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	zippy nasty Van der Graaf supercharged sweat socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	jittery pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	pulsating Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	powdered Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	adjusted unsweetened powder	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	wobbly wool licorice whip	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	wobbly anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	smooth irresponsibly strong snakebite	8	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	skewed candy stick of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	moldy twirling maroon pecan	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	moldy diet pecan pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	small decent purple candy mountain oyster	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	artisanal chocotini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	aromatic hardened experienced chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	spoiled tumbling candy carrot	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	half-sized rotten candy carrot cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	arcane researcher's carrot-on-a-stick of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	stanky occult weasel stomping pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	flavorless wobbly mulberry	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	bad high-proof olive mulled berry wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	green lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	smartaleck's lemon party hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	weightlifter's lemon shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	narrow censurious lemon drop trousers	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	adjusted triple-moist red lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	narrow Fonzie's stylish gummi sword	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	double-dry galvanized flattened shaking small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	thinker's chocolate cow bone	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	galvanized bouncing gummi fang	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	yummy leftover canap&eacute;s	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	high-proof tolerable magnum of champagne	7	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	clever banded supercool cow creamer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	non-aerosolized colloidal Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	twirling Lo Pan's medical-grade wolf whistle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	half-sized moldy pulsating witch's bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	activated witch's brew	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	padded witch's bra of chilblains of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	smooth triple-distilled jittery mid-level medieval mead	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	enhanced fuchsia R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	bouncing lime green spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	deionized boiled hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	polarized alkaline warmed huge hare brush	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	lightning-fast auspicious hare pin	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	flavorless diet cinnamon cannoli	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	aged lime green expensive champagne	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	extra-alkaline purple huge polo trophy	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	upside-down squat rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	mirror parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	blinking red glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	yellow reassuring slick fire hose of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	normal fancy fireman's lunch	4	good	Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	Jack Frost's curative plain paper hat of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	adequate jittery green ice cream sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	squat rosy-cheeked studded beefcake's &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	normal huge blinking plumber's lunch	8	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	hale Da Vinci's skull gearshift knob of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	tasty nachos of the night	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	resourceful Sketcherz&trade; of horror of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	small yummy narrow can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	polarized flattened jittery smudge stick	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	denatured wall	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	bad watered-down tankard of ale	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	irradiated enhanced scroll case	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	liquefied pickled jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	spoiled humble pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	jittery shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	electrified non-quantum wobbly crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 41
7178	green Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	fuchsia squat The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	gray The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	upside-down Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	bad unnamed cocktail	4	decent	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	frightening unrequired jacket	0		Spooky Damage: +5
7190	pulsating chilly tommy gun	0		Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	blurry drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	shaking manspreader's crafty breadchucks	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	Newton's combat fan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7198	tumbling ruddy silk skirt of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	dog trainer's Buddy Bjorn	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	censurious baleful boxer's The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7202	miniature spoiled sweet roll Alabama	2	crappy	
7203	smartaleck's Saturday Night Special	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7204	jittery lynyrd snare	0		
7205	nippy fleetwood chain	0		Cold Damage: +10
7206	mediocre Green Manalishi	4	decent	
7207	yellow sage blade	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
7208	narrow purple fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	wobbly eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	warmed cold-filtered eagle feather	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 36
7211	modified colloidal green one pill	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 61
7212	blurry greasy Jefferson wings	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	olive cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	adequate fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	good	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	avaricious lynyrdskin cap	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	lynyrdskin tunic of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7219	stylish lynyrdskin breeches	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	jittery cigarette lighter	0		
7221	jittery priceless diamond	0		
7222	enchanted delicious Flamin' Whatshisname	3	awesome	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 20
7223	alkaline pickled lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 32
7224	extremely unsafe Newton's Kashmir sweater	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7225	rotten thick custard pie	5	crappy	
7226	tea for one	1	crappy	
7227	artisanal practically non-alcoholic upside-down bottle of Evermore	1	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	drinkable wine	3	good	
7230	hand-crafted rum	3	EPIC	
7231	mediocre Murderer's Punch	3	decent	
7232	stale velvet cake	3	decent	
7233	nitrogenated letter	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 37
7234	pulsating sinister Newton's book	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +10
7235	auspicious masque of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
7236	frightening red-hot poker	0		Spooky Damage: +5
7237	Red X Shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7238	scorching sharpshooter's badge	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
7239	huge blue reassuring foul-smelling shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
7240	mirror purple careful coat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
7241	prompt scorching shoe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7242	gray button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	liquefied blood cells	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 21
7245	irradiated eye	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 32
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	squat weightlifter's Red Fox glove of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	magnetized cold-filtered upside-down foxglove	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 21
7249	wobbly Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	flame-retardant hardened Sneaky Pete's jacket of extreme caution of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	upside-down shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	squat Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	hand-crafted mini-martini	4	EPIC	
7256	olive shaking smoke grenade	0		
7257	boiled skewed wobbly molotov soda	1	decent	
7258	pickled wobbly pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 56
7259	ghostly crate of firebombs	0		
7260	squat firebomb	0		
7261	Usain Bolt's Jim Carey's Sneaky Pete's basket of doom	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
7262	bouncing &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	bouncing photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	maroon censurious flame-retardant smartaleck's slick Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	lard-coated plastic Professor What	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7273	mirror plastic Jared the Duskwalker of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
7274	Van der Graaf plastic Duke Starkiller	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7275	blinking foul-smelling plastic Gary Claybender	0		Stench Damage: +10
7276	lime green supercool plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7277	liquefied flattened yellow robot grease	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 19
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	dry double-alkaline wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 31
7280	anodized wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 18
7281	extra-energized pickled mirror wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 54
7282	boiled warmed wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 38
7283	super-deionized wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 21
7284	reassuring crying statue earrings of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	flame-retardant smooth plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	lard-coated plastic replica blaster pistol of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	olive Oprah's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	vibrating Space Tourist palmdoctor of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	blinking grievous thinker's amok putter of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100
7290	bland small mirror amok pudding	2	decent	
7291	skewed deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	bouncing putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	flattened jittery can of V-11	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	shaking brainy elevennis shoes of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	twirling elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	hale Socratic elevenderizing hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	squat chaotic Professor What T-Shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	pulsating Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	triple-pickled eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 42
7309	liquefied unsweetened rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 69
7310	polymerized ghostly bronzer	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 33
7311	horrifying grievous elegant nightstick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	spinning poppet	0		
7315	maroon rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	gray jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	family-friendly frosty Da Vinci's ghost of a necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7319	skewed narrow Van der Graaf Elizabeth's Dollie of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7320	chilled unsweetened mirror Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 40
7321	ribald grievous Stephen's lab coat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
7322	extra-enhanced colloidal non-boiled Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 33
7323	greasy Fonzie's Jacob's rung	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7324	compressed spinning gray battery	1		
7325	bad snakebite	4	decent	
7326	Jeselnik's rubber ribcage of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
7327	dried narrow synthetic marrow	1		
7328	denatured enhanced funny bone	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 34
7329	wobbly mirror wicked Samson's half-melted spoon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +5
7330	denatured shaking the funk	1		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 40
7331	stale thick narrow gunky chicken	5	decent	
7332	green gravedigger's doll head	0		Spooky Damage: +10
7333	blinking droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	Sinatra's slick paddle-ball	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5
7336	flattened sound effects record	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 18
7337	blue alphabet block	0		
7338	anodized dancer	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 24
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	moose antlers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	chilled warmed mirror fuchsia moose thought	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 54
7342	thick spoiled moose chocolate	5	crappy	
7343	mediocre spirit-forward painting of a glass of wine	5	decent	
7344	narrow narrow oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	twirling aromatic nasty ghost toga	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
7348	decent sheet cake	4	good	
7349	blinking ghost key	0		
7350	shaking picture of you	0		
7351	mirror perfumed Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's Staff of the Electric Range	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
7352	rotten skewed blinking deluxe layer cake	4	crappy	
7353	purple blinking chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	perfectly mixed distilled red-hot boilermaker	5	EPIC	
7355	upside-down baleful coal shovel	0		Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	frozen galvanized olive hot coal	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 28
7357	polymerized galvanized coal dust	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 29
7358	censurious quilted Bram's choker of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	twirling blurry plaid bandage	0		
7361	censurious plaid pocket square	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
7362	Sherlock's smartaleck's plaid skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	diffused wobbly bouncing bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 37
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	Vulcanized blue fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 48
7366	lousy bottle of laundry sherry	4	decent	
7367	deionized pressed industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 50, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	normal extra-flat panini	3	good	
7369	deionized blurry mangled finger	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 65
7370	acceptable weak special Psychotic Train wine	2	good	Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 30
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	snack-sized normal pie man was not meant to eat	2	good	
7373	healthy sommelier's towel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
7374	tarnished tastevin of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
7375	half-sized normal tumbling actual tapas	2	good	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	wobbly horrifying wicked ghast iron cleaver	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
7378	miser's ghast iron Garibaldi of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	up-at-dawn brainy ghast iron heater shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +5
7380	banded Newton's ghast iron codpiece	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	galvanized ionized Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	oxidized corrupted blue Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	warmed pressed Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	irradiated twirling Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	warmed yellow Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	tarnished colloidal chilled Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	anodized double-denatured Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	ionized quadruple-ionized yellow tumbling Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	diffused super-anodized twirling Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	extra-warmed jittery lime green Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	modified upside-down Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	magnetized adjusted wobbly Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	enhanced upside-down cyan Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	electrified maroon Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	enhanced maroon Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	pickled Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	modified galvanized polymerized shaking Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	super-altered Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	ionized blinking gray Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	frozen liquefied spinning Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	altered dry purple Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	unsweetened pickled Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	ghostly Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	skewed spinning Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	skewed Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	olive Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	twirling Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	upside-down Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	mirror pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	cyan Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	squat salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	extra-frozen improved modified sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	polymerized moist Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	enhanced skewed tumbling Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	chilled extra-corrupted Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	nitrogenated flattened Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	concentrated blurry Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	nitrogenated Vulcanized upside-down wobbly Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	flattened blinking Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	rotten spinning Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	immense rotten Brain Food Pastaco	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	stale blurry Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	moldy Medical Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	decent olive mirror shaking Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	moldy bouncing Ludovico Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	tolerable jittery overpowering mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	mediocre complex mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	artisanal watered-down smooth mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	acceptable blood-red mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	perfectly mixed distilled buzzing mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	hand-crafted triple-distilled swirling mushroom wine	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	normal Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	adequate massive Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	6	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	blinking spinning Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	weak enchanted drinkable skewed regular-size brogurt	2	good	Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	watered-down artisanal super-size brogurt	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	spirit-forward drinkable broberry brogurt	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted squat upside-down brocolate brogurt	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	aged irresponsibly strong blurry French bronilla brogurt	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	bouncing History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	squat Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Brogre brorts of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	therapeutic Brogre brolo shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	shaking avaricious Brogre bucket hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	narrow airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	skewed one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	tumbling MacGyver's sage 8-billed baseball cap of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	rosewater-soaked Oprah's quilted extremely wet T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	bouncing zippy smelly ruddy shrimp fork	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	cold-filtered activated yellow squat BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	altered enhanced pulsating go-go potion	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	dry dry flattened gray shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	modified electrified Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	sizzling string of moist beads	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	olive Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	aerosolized pressed electrified shaking Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	galvanized modified fuchsia sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	ionized concentrated sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	tumbling sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	hand-crafted cyan upside-down Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	EPIC	
7483	watered-down hand-crafted mirror La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	EPIC	
7484	smooth green Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	awesome	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	olive tumbling drain dissolver	0		
7488	maroon triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	wobbly triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	perfectly mixed watered-down purple bouncing bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	EPIC	
7492	spinning blasting soda	0		
7493	spinning unstable fulminate	0		
7494	skewed wine bomb	0		
7495	skewed recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	triple-cold-filtered Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 19
7500	spinning map	0		
7501		0		
7502	ionized Vulcanized moist Texas tea	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
7503	asbestos-lined dark hamethyst ring	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7504	yellow dark baconstone ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
7505	manspreader's dark porquoise ring	0		Monster Level: +10
7506	Jack Frost's book of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7507	squat cloak of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
7508	ghostly label	0		
7509	bland huge Mornington crescent roll	7	decent	
7510	dry blinking eye shadow	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 42
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	ionized improved extra-nitrogenated poppy	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 58
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	hardy groovy duonoculars	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	upside-down maroon witch's spare house key	0		
7517	maroon spider leg of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	enchanted artisanal glass of bourbon	4	EPIC	Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 50
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	rotten government cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	auspicious pair of government shades	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	adjusted polymerized government	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	dry warmed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	bouncing weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	lightning-fast extremely unsafe government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	decent special low-calorie loaf of alien bread	1	good	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	bland grilled cheese sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	modified bouncing alien protein powder	1	crappy	Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	perfectly mixed rocket fuel	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	jittery alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	bad stealth bomber	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	blinking ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	lard-coated space beast fur hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	prompt space beast fur pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	blue space beast fur whip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	pulsating space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	skewed censurious hale space heater	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	bad watered-down skewed yellow space port	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	space needle of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	triple-diffused dry tarnished skewed buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	moist corrupted concentrated purple ash soda	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	galvanized liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	Vulcanized jittery dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	modified non-frozen red bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	moist squat bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	gray elephant gift	0		
7557	quadruple-irradiated shaking blood cells	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 50
7558	triple-distilled bad wine	10	decent	
7559	frozen gummi turtle	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 64
7560	tumbling turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	electrified twirling giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 66
7562	oxidized modified musk turtle	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 22
7563	quadruple-improved pulsating programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 48
7564	double-boiled electrified mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 54
7565	stale ham steak	3	decent	
7566	knitted time-twitching toolbelt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	cyan spinning Chroner	0		
7568	resourceful Herculean Time Lord Badge of Honor of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Food Drop: +100
7569	squat toasty electrified therapeutic Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7570	polymerized frozen extra-activated ghostly Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 15
7571	pulsating zippy smelly silent pea shooter	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
7572	stale D roll	3	decent	
7573	dog trainer's brainy kiwi beak	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +1
7574	hand-crafted watered-down New Zealand iced tea	2	EPIC	
7575	forbidden droll monocle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
7576	nitrogenated twirling huge future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 64
7577	frozen mirror future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 48
7578	nitrogenated double-improved future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 45
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	distilled narrow bouncing liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	snack-sized stale fancy huge rack of dinosaur ribs	2	decent	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 40
7583	bad special scotch on the rocks	3	decent	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 50
7584	lightning-fast yabba dabba doo rag of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	pulsating educational wooly loincloth of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	ghostly helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	ghostly Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	hand-crafted glass of &quot;milk&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	aged weak tumbling cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	weak tolerable thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	fortified artisanal Lucky Lindy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	practically non-alcoholic acceptable mirror Bee's Knees	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	lousy blinking Sockdollager	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	spirit-forward special delicious Ish Kabibble	5	awesome	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	weak enchanted mediocre teal Hot Socks	2	decent	Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	lousy narrow pulsating Phonus Balonus	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	extra-dry lousy narrow Flivver	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	bad tumbling Sloppy Jalopy	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	activated energized pulsating flame	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 42
7601	polymerized bouncing temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 14
7602	triple-pressed diffused Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 13
7603	electrified polymerized neckbeard	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 54
7604	dry polymerized artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 12
7605	polymerized blue twirling narrow punk patch	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 14
7606	double-alkaline triple-ionized tumbling steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 69
7607	enhanced super-activated fuchsia vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 30
7608	non-aerosolized moist flattened turtle mud	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 21
7609	activated ghostly Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 16
7610	diffused skewed Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 34
7611	modified magnetized Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 22
7612	flattened olive tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 33
7613	vacuum-sealed oxidized jittery bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 11
7614	electrified bouncing twirling voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 55
7615	frozen blinking pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 62
7616	warmed pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 67
7617	chilled tarnished short deposition	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 21
7618	unsweetened straw pole	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 24
7619	dry moist mirror blinking fuchsia copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 69
7620	moist twirling yellow ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 58
7621	aerosolized enhanced ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 48
7622	quadruple-activated chilled button rouge	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 54
7623	wet alkaline alkaline Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 31
7624	quantum lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 54
7625	extra-galvanized flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 29
7626	chilled energized oyster badge	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 54
7627	energized moist quantum plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 39
7628	anodized adjusted dancing fan	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 49
7629	double-dry ionized spinning page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 18
7630	super-altered magic powder	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 11
7631	deionized improved mirror friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 57
7632	quadruple-dry government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 27
7633	denatured chilled narrow alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 47
7634	dry electrified irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 37
7635	chilled pressed cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 40
7636	groovy weightlifter's shellacked shell	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	twirling fireproof pillow shell	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	thinker's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	narrow ruddy oil shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	sharpshooter's Herculean turtle shell of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	jittery pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	cyan aquaconda brain	0		
7648	teal thunder thigh	0		
7649	enhanced magnetized aerosolized green gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 63
7650	vacuum-sealed catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 38
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	green skewed fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	red slick neoprene skullcap	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	electrified polymerized goblin water	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 18
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	flavorless gigantic Sogg-Os	8	decent	
7663	blinking smelly stiffened Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
7664	aerosolized jittery Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 19
7665	enhanced spinning liquid ice	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 58
7666	practically non-alcoholic smooth spinning Wet Russian	1	awesome	
7667	spoiled filet of The Fish	4	crappy	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	reassuring foul-smelling dangerous thunder down underwear	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	shaking brainy famous raincoat of the dark arts of incineration	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	chaotic extremely unsafe thinker's lightning rod	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	sinister law-abiding citizen cane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7673	fancy mediocre legitimate business on the beach	3	decent	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 10
7674	mirror hep waders of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	normal snack-sized narrow jive turkey leg	2	good	
7676	quilted birdbone corset	0		Damage Absorption: +40
7677	triple-flattened purple candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 37
7678	perfumed 4-dimensional fez	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	skewed throwing candy	0		
7680	Rosewater's super-absorbent tarp	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
7681	special perfectly mixed unquiet spirits	3	EPIC	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 40
7682	banjo kazoo mount of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7683	moist colloidal grass	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 44
7684	energetic Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7685	stanky Time Bandit Time Towel of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7686	aromatic frightening Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7687	dry cold-filtered dog ointment	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 49
7688	perfumed veiny gumshoes	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7689	chaotic flapper floppers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
7690	huge nasty strapping sneakeasies	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
7691	blinking plastic nunchaku of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	aromatic frightening dance instructor's hand whip	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	spinning medical-grade cool glow-in-the-dark necklace of the brazier	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	cyan Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	narrow upside-down electrified hardy cap gun of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	toasty cassette player of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	lime green bouncing chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	alkaline narrow confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	warmed confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	improved confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	twirling LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	maroon The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	super-flattened corrupted rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	squat Sherlock's ruddy rubber cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	reassuring flame-retardant savvy Thor's Pliers of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	denatured purple candy UFOs	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 64
7711	rosy-cheeked water wings for babies of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	bite-sized special spoiled Strix stix	1	crappy	Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 45
7714	skewed aromatic ruddy vampire pellet of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
7715	hand-crafted non-aged vinegar	3	EPIC	
7716	blinking avaricious unsanitized scalpel	0		Meat Drop: +30
7717	blinking cyan padded gladiator tunica	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7718	skewed Oprah's Roman sadnals	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7719	mirror blinking Samson's madius	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
7720	steel-toed radiator heater shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7721	improved salt wages	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 69
7722	resourceful centurion helmet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	quadruple-deionized colloidal unsweetened fuchsia narrow Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 59
7726	corrupted enhanced Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 29
7727	enhanced wet jittery Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 22
7728	liquefied adjusted oxidized tumbling Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 22
7729	ghostly Chroner trigger	0		
7730	blinking olive Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	squat blinking transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	ghostly Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	wobbly Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	jittery Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	narrow Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	lime green Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	blurry olive Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	bouncing Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	jittery Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	bouncing Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	yellow cool Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	scandalous Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	Xiblaxian stealth trousers of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	sharpshooter's hardy Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	bland Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	lousy Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	anodized polarized They liver	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	stale They liver popsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	skewed holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	blinking jittery holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	vaporized gray residual zeal	1		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	fuchsia sizzling Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Hot Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	bouncing mirror greedy healthy supercool defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	huge one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	mirror twirling Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	dance instructor's slick Personal Ventilation Unit of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	oxidized electrified the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	decent &quot;meat&quot; stick	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	distilled tumbling transdermal smoke patch	1	EPIC	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	jittery clever smartaleck's pair of plants of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	veiny ruddy Sasq&trade; watch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	skewed Lo Pan's forbidden smoker's cloak of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	reassuring electrified vibrating camouflage T-shirt of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	extra-magnetized extra-alkaline experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	Van der Graaf heavy-duty clipboard of the empath of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	prompt smelly Lo Pan's medical-grade battery-powered drill	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	bite-sized adequate limp broccoli	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	Annie Oakley's Socratic hat of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	corrupted boiled cyan monkey barf	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	irradiated spinning candy	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	family-friendly educational jangly bracelet of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	family-friendly cuddly teddy bear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	bouncing hardy fortified first-aid pouch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	electrified skewed airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	narrow bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	moldy ghostly initiative shawarma	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	adequate immense warm war shawarma	10	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	flavorless gigantic karma shawarma	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	acceptable green Jungle Juice	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	hand-crafted Amnesiac Ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	drinkable Highest Bitter	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	wobbly mercenary pistol of chilblains of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	Usain Bolt's Annie Oakley's mercenary rifle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	ghostly Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	spinning Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	twirling Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	shaking tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	stale miniature seared dino steak	2	decent	
7814	fancy extra-dry smooth spinning bottle of drinkin' gas	5	awesome	Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 50
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	maroon huge 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	olive corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	twirling sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	fireproof nippy iShield	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
7825	arcane researcher's Samson's cool earbuds	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
7826	blue Jeselnik's frightening veiny iFlail	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
7827	toothsome small unidentifiable dried fruit	2	awesome	
7828	artisanal flat cider	3	EPIC	
7829	squat reassuring personal trainer's trench lighter of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	Vulcanized nitrogenated experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	tumbling military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	tumbling encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	teal GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	wobbly special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	irradiated perl necklace	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	anodized gray Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	quadruple-concentrated wet ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	fancy rotten petit fortran	4	crappy	Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	bite-sized enchanted stale java cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	rotten cookie cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	prompt plastic exo-suited miner	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	upside-down personal trainer's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	Fonzie's plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	blinking Lo Pan's plastic Crimbot	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	plastic Crimbomega of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	tarnished boiled spinning jittery flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	censurious radiation-resistant helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	fortified servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	lion tamer's high-energy mining laser of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	blinking wobbly cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	huge Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	narrow Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	blinking Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	spinning Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	jittery Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	huge Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	huge skewed Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	squat Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	huge Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	pulsating recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	maroon recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	jittery recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	blinking recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	cyan recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	huge twirling recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	smelly dog trainer's Size XI Wizard's Robe of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	magnetized altered red blinking Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 35
7915	diffused activated squat Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 16
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	vacuum-sealed triple-magnetized moist BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 53
7918	frozen Moonds	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 21
7919	modified double-warmed blinking Big Punk	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 64
7920	green fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	blue turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Friendly Turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	acceptable Agitated Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	lousy spirit-forward Ambitious Turkey	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	special yummy huge neutron lollipop	3	awesome	Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	weak acceptable gamma nog	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	green sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	gray picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	distilled upside-down single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	upside-down Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	maroon tooth	0		
7945	squat table	0		
7946	sizzling baleful educational outlaw bandana	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10
7947	acceptable whiskey in a broken glass	4	good	
7948	lousy shot of mescal	3	decent	
7949	aged glass of herbal tequila	3	awesome	
7950	skewed minin' dynamite	0		
7951	mirror narrow studded plaid cowboy hat of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	Temple Grandin's healthy fortified rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
7954	huge purple rattler rattle	0		
7955	purple bouncing bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	maroon even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	skewed ghostly box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	huge Jeselnik's fortified brainy beefy Staff of Ed	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25
7962	wobbly Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	careful Staff of Fats	0		Monster Level: -10
7965	spinning Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	hale World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Maximum HP: +20
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	blinking boning knife	0		
7971	jittery narrow Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	dehydrated mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	twisted shaking wobbly huge mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	altered upside-down jittery mummified beef haunch	1	EPIC	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	wobbly spirit beer	0		
7980	skewed sacramental wine	0		
7981	narrow yellow pulsating talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	skewed wholesome Sister Accessory of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
7984	activated diffused Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 64
7985	olive padded parachute of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	extremely unsafe educational pad	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	upside-down clever peeler of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	Herculean Rosewater's pettipants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	panama hat of Tarzan of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	pulsating slick beefcake's pulsera	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	toasty dangerous police baton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	manspreader's rosy-cheeked razor-sharp Samson's Rosewater's sage plus-fours	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	perfumed Newton's porkpie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	pulsating skewed auspicious crafty pepper mill	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	Herculean cool pelerine	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	chilly dance instructor's phantom mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	distilled polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	mixed powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	deionized upside-down choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	vacuum-sealed smart watch	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	deionized wobbly spinning augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	Samson's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	fuchsia grievous toy Crimbot power glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	Samson's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	boiled blurry Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	mirror tumbling purple Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	teal heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	healthy savvy Crimbomega drive chain of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	galvanized improved teal fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	deionized narrow flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	aerosolized jittery and rain stick	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 56
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	miniature toothsome Choco-Mint patty	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	watered-down hand-crafted hot mint schnocolate	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	pickled shaking homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	huge spinning ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	wobbly Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	ghostly continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	maroon stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	upside-down alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	blurry greedy electrified tope&eacute;	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	Jack Frost's forbidden topiary tights	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50
8036	flame-retardant topiary necktie	0		Hot Resistance: +1
8037	flavorless bowl of topioca	4	decent	
8038	lime green topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	narrow trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	ghostly resourceful pot	0		Maximum MP: +50
8044	Samson's spelunking fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
8045	sturdy machete of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
8046	mirror banded shotgun	0		Damage Absorption: +100
8047	Rosewater's boomerang	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
8049	Da Vinci's mining helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
8050	electrified X-ray goggles	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Luck: +5
8051	narrow cape	0		Item Drop: +5
8052	huge gray therapeutic jetpack	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	blinking spiked boots	0		
8055	wobbly Lo Pan's pickaxe	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
8056	torch	0		
8057	arcane researcher's [spelunking test kit] of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8058	twirling razor-sharp plasma rifle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	squat hale The Joke Book of the Dead of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	squat coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	blinking monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	diluted	1	EPIC	Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	huge nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	blurry Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	squat warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	upside-down wool shellacked quilted Spelunker's fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	twirling asbestos-lined dog trainer's curative Spelunker's whip	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	personal trainer's groovy Spelunker's khakis of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	blue mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	frightening hardened wicker kickers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	double-paned hardened wicker slicker	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	arcane researcher's wicker knickers of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	shaking knitted wicker ticker of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	crafty hardened wicker sticker	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	rosy-cheeked wicker clicker of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	twisted wickerbits	1		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	careful groovy belt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	stanky Socratic badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	blue Usain Bolt's bowl of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	mirror ribald thinker's brooch	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	red mansplainer's healthy breeches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	upside-down backpack of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	mixed yellow bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	scandalous deadly anvil	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	wobbly nippy quilted akubra	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	weightlifter's apron of incineration	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	flame-wreathed Sinatra's ascot	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	ribald nippy attache case	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	smelly Herculean accordion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	boiled pulsating aerosolized	1		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	Usain Bolt's wig of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	winch crank of the brazier of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	aromatic widget of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	tumbling skewed frightening whisk of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	arcane researcher's walker of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	wobbly Samson's waders of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	pickled flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	toasty resourceful gaiters	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	upside-down purple Lo Pan's garland of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	red fireproof manspreader's gunnysack	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	careful Van der Graaf garibaldi	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	teal hale studded girdle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	ghostly foul-smelling extremely unsafe gloves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	diluted spinning twirling smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	Usain Bolt's cool fiberglass fetish	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	huge baleful smooth fiberglass foil	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	deadly beefcake's fiberglass fannypack	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	upside-down beefy fiberglass frock of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	experienced fiberglass fingerguard of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	purple manspreader's Van der Graaf fiberglass fedora	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	altered fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	green blurry winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	reassuring rubber spatula	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8139	upside-down red Temple Grandin's spoon	0		Familiar Weight: +7
8140	personal trainer's crystalline reamer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8141	yellow twirling aromatic macroplane grater	0		Stench Resistance: +1
8142	mirror bastard baster of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8143	strapping obsidian nutcracker	0		Muscle: +5
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	glass eye of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
8146	vacuum-sealed dry spinning invisible potion	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 37
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	fuchsia personal trainer's ninjammies of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	frozen Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 37
8150	flattened huge sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 37
8151	anodized upside-down blue Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 15
8152	quadruple-deionized colloidal super-polarized polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 56
8153	moist unsweetened candy dish	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 21
8154	electrified ghostly Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 20
8155	unsweetened boiled polymerized talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 28
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	purple Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	altered alkaline mouse skull	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 69
8161	quadruple-warmed deionized really thick spine	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 16
8162	asbestos-lined Van der Graaf skullcap	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	blinking narrow hardy stiffened three-legged pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	Usain Bolt's remaindered axe of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +80
8165	tumbling low-budget shield	0		
8166	smooth cr&ecirc;epy mask of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	spoiled tumbling baguette	3	crappy	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	improved deionized ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 18
8170	liquefied teal mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 14
8171	bad practically non-alcoholic ghostly unflavored wine cooler	1	decent	
8172	spinning carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	maroon fortified sewer snake	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8174	adequate pigeon egg	3	good	
8175	skewed huge ghostly scandalous jaunty feather of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
8176	mediocre practically non-alcoholic shaking premium malt liquor	1	decent	
8177	frosty chaotic brown paper pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
8178	reassuring banded brown paper bag mask	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1
8179	narrow arcane researcher's ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	censurious breadwand	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
8181	wobbly foul-smelling loafers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
8182	squat Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	cyan bread basket of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	wobbly The Crown of Ed the Undying of the cougar of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	shaking map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	hand-crafted spirit-forward Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5	EPIC	
8189	hand-crafted huge Radberry Rip wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8190	extra-dry hand-crafted upside-down Orangemageddon wine cooler	5	EPIC	
8191	aged Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	awesome	
8192	watered-down hand-crafted huge shaking Citrus Crush wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8193	massive rotten red plain bagel	9	crappy	
8194	fancy moldy glob of cream cheese	3	crappy	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 10
8195	rotten fancy loaf of soda bread	4	crappy	Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 15
8196	rotten blurry acceptable bagel	3	crappy	
8197	rotten standard-issue cupcake	4	crappy	
8198	bite-sized spoiled squat ultra-deluxe cupcake	1	crappy	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	tiny delicious popular tart	1	awesome	
8201	ghostly no-handed pie	0		
8202	warmed lime green Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 36
8203	olive airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	blurry blinking FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	grievous beefcake's expensive camera	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	deionized ionized mirror cyan How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	purple grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	maroon huge nasty chilly rigging rope	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	mixed pulsating skewed nasty snuff	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	steel-toed banded sewage-clogged pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	double-dry beard incense	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	asbestos-lined supercool perfume-soaked bandana	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	blinking toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	diet moldy blurry toxo	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	tolerable Lemonade-235	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	forbidden beefy isotophat	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	ghostly brawny Three Mile Island shorts of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	pulsating greasy toxic mop of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	olive inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	bouncing fireproof Newton's Herculean backwoods banjo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	blurry grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	pulsating Annie Oakley's curative fortified ratskin pajama pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	diffused pressed upside-down turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	maroon smartaleck's fake washboard of the dark arts of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	mansplainer's boxer's Dinsey's oculus	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	grievous Dinsey's radar dish	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	stiffened beefy Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	avaricious mansplainer's Dinsey's brain	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	bouncing Dinsey's glove of the scaredy-cat of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	censurious wicked Dinsey's pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	skewed keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	ruddy lube-shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	prompt executive fireproof Dinsey mascot mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	rotten Dinsey food-cone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	perfectly mixed Dinsey Whinskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	ionized Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	knitted careful fannypack	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	upside-down twirling lard-coated stiffened Da Vinci's savvy garbage sticker of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	executive personal trainer's Fonzie's brainy hazmat helmet of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	cyan Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	deionized wobbly narrow nasty gum	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 29
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	wobbly The Lot's engagement ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	blurry Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	huge Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	mirror Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	spinning flame-retardant ribald miracle whip of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	perfumed sphygmayomanometer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	green tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	massive rotten blurry unappetizing mayolus	6	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	rotten immense uninteresting mayolus	8	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	normal acceptable mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	yummy enticing mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	immense bland mouth-watering mayolus	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	wobbly Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	tolerable Afternoon Delight	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	wet anodized Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	twirling Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	ghostly huge The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	vacuum-sealed cyan Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	aerosolized double-dry Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 65
8287	purple bouncing puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	ghostly kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	electrified dice ring	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
8291	tumbling dice belt buckle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
8292	Fonzie's dice-print pajama pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
8293	cool dice-shaped backpack	0		Moxie: +5
8294	Newton's dice-print do-rag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8295	greedy dice sunglasses	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	unsweetened unsweetened liquefied dice	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 47
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	super-quantum ionized wobbly power pill	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	colloidal activated pixel star	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	bite-sized spoiled green pixel banana	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	aged spinning pixel beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	shaking green pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	polarized sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 32
8307	quantum narrow &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 68
8308	triple-warmed boiled piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 33
8309	quadruple-corrupted diffused olive baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 27
8310	flattened non-magnetized twirling .epub file	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 34
8311	warmed dry BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 52
8312	cold-filtered Vulcanized blue shaking hustler shades	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 60
8313	chilled energized boiled spinning jerky stick	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 22
8314	galvanized gray costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 39
8315	quantum muscle oil	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 48
8316	quantum bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 21
8317	boiled pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 50
8318	oxidized quantum shaking blurry sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 51
8319	energized jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 49
8320	wet deionized one glove	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 35
8321	pressed glove	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 53
8322	adjusted altered handful of fire	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 66
8323	corrupted warmed shaking Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 57
8324	colloidal disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 22
8325	tarnished Vulcanized huge coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 38
8326	activated conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 20
8327	activated chilled Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 42
8328	enhanced polarized icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 31
8329	magnetized teal smellbook	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 59
8330	enhanced assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 50
8331	activated filthy armor	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 51
8332	denatured ghostly plague pie	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 45
8333	dry pressed tarnished blinking batarang	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 67
8334	activated spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 29
8335	pickled ionized grease trap	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 47
8336	pickled skewed shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 61
8337	magnetized electrified porkpocket	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 44
8338	super-Vulcanized tarnished upside-down spinning Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 63
8339	dry polymerized warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 50
8340	colloidal nitrogenated quadruple-alkaline mirror jittery janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 31
8341	polymerized flattened blurry warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 22
8342	boiled non-alkaline upside-down green baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 34
8343	non-modified huge carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 23
8344	deionized bronze polish	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 43
8345	anodized anodized spinning crident	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 47
8346	chilled blinking jittery totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 25
8347	liquefied olive blurry spray chrome	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 61
8348	polarized filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 15
8349	altered alkaline huge hand of cards	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 30
8350	triple-polymerized polarized magnetized blue damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 65
8351	super-warmed triple-Vulcanized lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 38
8352	vacuum-sealed boiled blurry skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 57
8353	frozen grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 54
8354	adjusted chilled pressed nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 17
8355	wet modified blinking iron torso box	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 48
8356	extra-frozen energized tumbling mercenary headband	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 23
8357	pressed radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 47
8358	enhanced improved blinking x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 38
8359	denatured vacuum-sealed unsweetened wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 38
8360	galvanized hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
8361	extra-dry pressed child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 58
8362	pressed devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 26
8363	flattened irradiated shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 28
8364	magnetized alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 16
8365	moist ghostly novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 13
8366	non-polymerized energized green invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 30
8367	colloidal wet cyan handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 17
8368	triple-magnetized quantum olive garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
8369	chilled plunge-leg	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 60
8370	cold-filtered deionized jittery funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 54
8371	moist bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 20
8372	improved electrified tarnished flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 62
8373	nitrogenated Vulcanized dry tumbling captured boozles	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 68
8374	deionized quantum drinks tray	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 35
8375	double-polymerized non-liquefied jittery eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 15
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	huge stale pixel lemon	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	perfectly mixed pixel daiquiri	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	Vulcanized power pill	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	galvanized teal pixel potion	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	olive Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	lime green bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	wobbly cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	blinking bouncing skewed mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	huge gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	upside-down The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	inspector's The Emperor's new hat	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	careful The Emperor's new shirt	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	skewed experienced The Emperor's new pants	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	twirling razor-sharp Socratic lead pipe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	lime green rope of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	skewed narrow Lo Pan's wrench of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	occult candlestick of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	electrified knife of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	foul-smelling sizzling revolver	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	rotten snack-sized fuchsia pestopiary	2	crappy	
8408	frozen blurry ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 59
8409	half-sized stale ghostly crudles	2	decent	
8410	moldy agnolotti arboli	4	crappy	
8411	yummy half-sized spaghetti with ghost balls	2	awesome	
8412	flavorless gray succulent marrow	4	decent	
8413	miniature bland salacious crumbs	2	decent	
8414	small spoiled ghostly fusilli marrownarrow	2	crappy	
8415	special adequate suggestive strozzapreti	3	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 5
8416	tumbling Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	moldy thick Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	5	crappy	
8418	blinking oyster sauce	0		
8419	massive normal linguini immondizia bianco	8	good	
8420	yummy special narrow shells a la shellfish	4	awesome	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 50
8421	skewed Jick's autograph	0		
8422	jittery high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	pulsating New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	shaking spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	twirling hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	narrow hot spore pod	0		
8433	pulsating purple cool spore pod	0		
8434	spinning jingling spore pod	0		
8435	scandalous LavaCo Lamp&trade; of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	blurry avaricious miser's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Meat Drop: 40, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	blurry Sherlock's ruddy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	mirror thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	ghostly lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	maroon pulsating mirror SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	blinking uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	olive uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	wobbly capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	twirling LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	mirror bouncing New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	green crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	narrow green high-temperature mining mask of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	Annie Oakley's deadly fireproof megaphone	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	bland lime green mineapple	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	delicious Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	skewed SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	bland tumbling wobbly smelted roe	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	tolerable lavawater	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	concentrated ionized electrified wobbly basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	Oprah's cool lavalarva of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	sage slick lava balaclava of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	scorching sharpshooter's stylish basaltamander buckler	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	nitrogenated quadruple-tarnished tumbling lava globs	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	decent enchanted olive gooey lava globs	3	good	Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	spinning purple lava-proof pants of the sewer of courage	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	skewed Tesla wizardly heat-resistant necktie	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	shaking miser's frightening extremely unsafe heat-resistant gloves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	miniature rotten very hot lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	weak tolerable asbestos thermos	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	liquefied liquefied red liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	bland disco biscuit	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	acceptable fancy high-proof huge Quaatorade&trade;	7	good	Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	wool beefcake's biker's hat of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	pulsating blue Lo Pan's occult strapping feathered headdress	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	upside-down Annie Oakley's Sinatra's electrician's hardhat of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	red Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	wobbly &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	green one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	jittery Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	smooth velvet pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth smooth velvet shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	tumbling sinister smooth velvet hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	crafty smooth velvet pocket square	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	fortified smooth velvet socks	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	shaking family-friendly smooth velvet hanky	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	electrified MacGyver's The One Mood Ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	bouncing Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	narrow Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	pulsating glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	twisted spinning SMOOCH coffee cup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	triple-polarized flattened labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	blurry baleful Newton's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	ghostly mansplainer's Socratic grease cannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	pickled demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	wobbly wool clever stiffened love	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	Jim Carey's electrified ruddy Pener's drumstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	healthy Rosewater's deuce cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	pulsating chilly energetic Lavalos's shell of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	blinking knitted horrifying smooth velvet bra	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	rosewater-soaked SMOOCH bracers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	blinking savvy SMOOCH kneepads	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	hardened SMOOCH spaulders	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	grievous SMOOCH codpiece of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	Socratic SMOOCH breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	rotten lava cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	fancy moldy super-sized pink slime	5	crappy	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 40
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	stale devil hair pasta	4	decent	
8530	flavorless half-sized spagecialetti	2	decent	
8531	upside-down Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	huge illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	moldy libertagliatelle	3	crappy	
8535	small delicious turkish mostaccioli	2	awesome	
8536	enchanted delicious linguini of the sea	3	awesome	Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 35
8537	alkaline upside-down teal blurry Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 42
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	ghostly rainbow sauce	0		
8541	pulsating drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	stale miniature fancy Fettris	2	decent	Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 40
8543	flavorless fusillocybin	3	decent	
8544	decent mirror prescription noodles	3	good	
8545	denatured maroon blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	deionized improved bag of grain	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 51
8547	energized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 68
8548	pickled adjusted shady shades	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 60
8549	quadruple-dry squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 39
8550	tiny adequate weird gazelle steak	1	good	
8551	flavorless fancy sausage without a cause	4	decent	Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 35
8552	electrified modified tumbling face paint	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 31
8553	watered-down aged emergency margarita	2	awesome	
8554	enchanted delicious vintage smart drink	3	awesome	Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 5
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	diffused Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 31
8559	corrupted ghostly bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 25
8560	cold-filtered Aerheads	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 16
8561	vacuum-sealed quantum unsweetened Wrotz	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 65
8562	galvanized vacuum-sealed deionized Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 65
8563	activated fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 19
8564	blinking shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	lime green wholesome extremely unsafe experienced barrel lid	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	blinking frightening Herculean brawny barrel hoop earring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	red personal trainer's Fonzie's bankruptcy barrel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	shaking tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	squat weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	ghostly barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	maroon moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	special artisanal bottle of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	drinkable barrel-aged martini	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	yummy bite-sized lime green barrel pickle	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	small moldy blurry barrel cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	powdered vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	altered mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	perfumed KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	weightlifter's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	dangerous barrel gun	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	upside-down barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	gigantic moldy water log	7	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	blurry clever grievous barrelhead	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	bouncing forbidden bottoms of the barrel of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	squat double-paned gravedigger's chest barrel	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	twirling crafty Da Vinci's double barreled barrel gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	reassuring Fonzie's triple barreled barrel gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	wobbly Samson's barrel beryl choker of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	ghostly bouncing studded sinister barrel beryl nose ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	pulsating friendly slick barrel beryl ring	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	ionized huge wobbly cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	frozen cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	super-wet moist corrupted cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	enhanced twirling cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	polymerized cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	quantum moist maroon cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	extra-magnetized narrow cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	altered dry cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	nitrogenated energized bouncing cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	enhanced boiled green cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	enhanced cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	galvanized ionized denatured cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	super-vacuum-sealed cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	wet polarized ghostly ghostly cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	concentrated bouncing jittery cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	super-denatured corrupted cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	energized quadruple-electrified cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	non-warmed energized wobbly cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	nitrogenated dry teal pulsating cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	boiled cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	denatured nitrogenated mirror cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	polymerized double-boiled cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	diffused pressed cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	vaporized red wobbly pulsating cuppa Activi tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	mixed pulsating jittery cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	warmed cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	ionized enhanced cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	concentrated quadruple-irradiated maroon cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	diffused dry squat cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	flattened narrow cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	tarnished galvanized polymerized cyan cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	quadruple-anodized diffused olive cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	wobbly cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	corrupted upside-down cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	quantum ionized wobbly cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	extremely unsafe grievous personal trainer's Royal scepter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: 150, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	normal bowl of eyeballs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	bland jittery gray bowl of mummy guts	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	enchanted spoiled massive bowl of maggots	7	crappy	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	hand-crafted blood and blood	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	weak artisanal Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	aged zombie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	squat wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	huge plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	ghostly crown of the cougar of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	ghostly bouncing stink-penny	0		
8654	hawk of the dark arts of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100
8655	small decent skewed hamlet sandwich	2	good	
8656	Othello's military jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8657	scorching Othello's dagger	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
8658	Othello's handkerchief of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8659	deionized activated unsweetened bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 65
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	blinking gravedigger's boxer's ghostly dagger of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
8663	triple-distilled mediocre jittery ghost beer	6	decent	
8664	Jeselnik's Othello set	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
8665	bouncing rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	blue ruddy weightlifter's Yorick of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8668	rose	0		
8669	purple tulip	0		
8670	twirling tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	upside-down airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	liquefied corrupted twirling shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	bland iceberg lettuce	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	perfectly mixed skewed ice wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	crafty studded Wal-Mart snowglobe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	wobbly therapeutic hardened Wal-Mart nametag of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	friendly electrified baleful Wal-Mart overalls	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	fuchsia To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	blurry Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	fuchsia perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	blinking The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	skewed Jack Frost's bellhop's hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	acceptable cyan ice porter	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	adjusted exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	wobbly bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	concentrated shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	twisted medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	miniature flavorless blurry ice rice	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	hand-crafted iced plum wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	blinking huge wicked training belt of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	friendly hardened banded training legwarmers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	narrow flame-retardant Tesla training helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	jittery green training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	lime green machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	altered abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	modified abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	compressed huge abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	vaporized red skewed abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	denatured pulsating pulsating abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	denatured blinking twirling abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	altered shaking abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	dehydrated abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	compressed twirling blurry abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	twisted jittery jittery pulsating abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	huge modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	snack-sized moldy upside-down VYKEA meatballs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	delicious wobbly red VYKEA mead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	Vulcanized boiled twirling VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	tumbling VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	narrow VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	green twirling VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	ghostly double-paned Da Vinci's slick VYKEA hex key	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	flavorless tin of submardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	bad watered-down bottle of norwhiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	distilled mirror octolus oculus	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	friendly sardine can key of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	wobbly spinning lard-coated Jeselnik's sharpshooter's norwhal helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	squat Sherlock's supercharged hardened octolus-skin cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	acceptable enchanted weak perfect cosmopolitan	2	good	Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	watered-down tolerable perfect negroni	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	acceptable perfect dark and stormy	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic perfect mimosa	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	mediocre perfect old-fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	watered-down smooth perfect paloma	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	adjusted That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	polymerized alkaline bouncing Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	non-electrified dry Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	anodized Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	quadruple-warmed moist tumbling Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	bouncing airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	double-flattened Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	improved aerosolized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	adjusted extra-vacuum-sealed communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	small stale Crimbo salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	super-sized moldy bread line	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	lousy bark rootbeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	drinkable squat ale	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	toasty plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	plastic Rudolph the Red of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	blue scandalous plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	plastic Crimborgatron of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	green Tesla plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	fuchsia Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	mediocre special spinning wobbly Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	decent	Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	jittery Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized concentrated pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	spinning sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	perfumed scorching vibrating reusable shopping bag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	coarse hemp socks of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	squat frosty armband	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	pine cone necklace of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	horrifying reindeer hammer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	skewed elf ploughshare of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	ghostly circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	twirling The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	miser's elven tambourine	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	huge miser's reindeer sickle	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	bouncing face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	wobbly Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	blurry bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	upside-down bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	maroon ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	purple dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	tumbling kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	olive twirling high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	red confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	skewed exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	wobbly Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	moldy tiny Kudzu salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	boiled spinning Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	distilled tolerable Miss Graves' vermouth	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	delicious super-sized The Plumber's mushroom stew	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	boiled huge blinking The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	special hand-crafted The Mad Liquor	4	EPIC	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic ghostly Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	stale thick spinning Mr. Burnsger	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	denatured spinning huge The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	dog trainer's hardened The Jokester's gun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	Herculean educational The Jokester's wig of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	arcane researcher's thinker's The Jokester's pants of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	modified dry Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	squat basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	ionized flattened olive robin's egg	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	adequate miniature robin flan	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	smooth enchanted extra-dry robin nog	5	awesome	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	mirror plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	liquefied warmed pulsating Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 36
8841	tarnished tumbling Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 33
8842	extra-galvanized infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 47
8843	Vulcanized can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 24
8844	concentrated ionized green narrow The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
8845	improved bag of random words	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 11
8846	colloidal triple-pickled blinking spinning tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 62
8847	quantum maroon red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 23
8848	liquefied super-ionized green question juice	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 53
8849	enhanced non-enhanced electrified tube of villain	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 26
8850	Rosewater's your cowboy boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	narrow nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	blurry bouncing nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	slick quicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	razor-sharp smartaleck's thicksilver ring of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	tumbling lightning-fast brawny boxer's wicksilver ring	0		Muscle Percent: 30, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	asbestos-lined deadly cool slicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	Jeselnik's chilly steel-toed sicksilver ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	studded nicksilver ring of the empath of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	yellow sinister experienced ticksilver ring	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	horrifying coward's thinker's Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp brawny Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	asbestos-lined therapeutic beefy Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Fonzie's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	Herculean World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	huge Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	hardened Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	narrow spinning foul-smelling Jim Carey's sharpshooter's banded razor-sharp Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	mansplainer's occult strapping Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	enchanted yummy snack-sized bouncing plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	awesome	Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	flavorless diet narrow plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	special adequate plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	good	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	half-sized moldy plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	flavorless plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	stale huge ghostly plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	small decent shaking plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	flavorless plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	normal skewed plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	bite-sized stale plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the ox of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	twirling rosy-cheeked stylish Daisy's unclean bloomers of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	Samson's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	jittery Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	aromatic clever padded razor-sharp Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	smartaleck's beefy Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	pickled poker face paint	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	teal gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	diffused enhanced blurry purple triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	flattened lime green ghost bit	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	energized polarized green bouncing wobbly buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	extra-aerosolized tarnished polarized lion musk	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	toothsome tiny bear claw	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	corrupted denatured shaking rattler gland	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	activated warmed jittery half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	extra-nitrogenated blinking tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	low-calorie spoiled rotting beefsteak	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	watered-down hand-crafted red firemilk	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	unsweetened spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	modified lime green moomy dust	1		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	mansplainer's wicked western-style skinning knife	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	perfumed steel knuckles	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	skewed Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	twirling LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	mirror teal Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	narrow disc (green)	0		
8927	tumbling disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	green red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	oxidized pressed demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	upside-down yellow baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	green coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	ghostly shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	blurry rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	pulsating jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	cyan slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	shaking pulsating sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	blurry special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	maroon Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	blinking olive briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	jittery chaotic beefy one-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
8960	fireproof chaotic two-gallon hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
8961	skewed shaking supercharged three-gallon hat of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
8962	squat frosty four-gallon hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 35
8963	beefcake's five-gallon hat of the brute	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +30
8964	chilly six-gallon hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +5
8965	executive experienced seven-gallon hat	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +40
8966	fortified eight-gallon hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -15
8967	sizzling crafty nine-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10
8968	gravedigger's ruddy ten-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10
8969	careful Rosewater's eleven-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10
8970	mirror toy sixgun	0		
8971	bouncing gray snake oil	0		
8972	nitrogenated non-oxidized boiled skin oil	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 62
8973	polarized shaking unusual oil	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 18
8974	denatured eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 47
8975	pulsating exclusive club	0		
8976	magnetized enhanced patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 65
8977	altered patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 33
8978	frozen flattened patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 27
8979	non-cold-filtered spinning patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 46
8980	anodized modified green pulsating patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 33
8981	liquefied adjusted patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 43
8982	electrified enhanced non-deionized corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 67
8983	acceptable practically non-alcoholic rodeo whiskey	1	good	
8984	huge Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	Jim Carey's real cowboy hat	0		Monster Level: +25
8986	narrow gray Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	huge electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	tumbling do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	twisted armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	decent diet jumping horseradish	1	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	acceptable bouncing Sacramento wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	dry skewed Greek fire	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	family-friendly banded Da Vinci's Newton's ox-head shield of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	teal tumbling Jeselnik's MacGyver's rock-hard forbidden dented scepter of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	blinking Usain Bolt's greasy forbidden experienced very pointy crown of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: 180, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	jittery Usain Bolt's Jeselnik's nippy experienced battle broom of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	censurious ribald medical-grade carpe of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	studded deadly codpiece of the blizzard of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	occult thinker's weightlifter's troutsers of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	blurry sharpshooter's hale deadly brainy bass clarinet	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	Usain Bolt's grievous fish hatchet of the overflowing toilet of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	upside-down inspector's family-friendly dance instructor's tunac of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	moist concentrated wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	tolerable pulsating bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	wet warmed bouncing high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	sinister fishin' hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	blinking Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	greasy sonar fishfinder	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	gray luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	yellow tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	wobbly disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	ghostly olive plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	stale gallon of milk	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	maroon print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	blinking screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	purple narrow infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	tumbling First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the cougar of the dark arts of the early riser	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	teal high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	decent low-calorie tumbling star salad	1	good	
9031	teal Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	normal bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	4	good	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	adequate skewed browser cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed hacked gibson	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	skewed Source shades of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	blinking cyan software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	pulsating missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	shaking wobbly Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	blinking Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	tumbling Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	spinning Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	mirror shaking Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	green Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	cyan bouncing Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	jittery pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	Jack Frost's vibrating therapeutic plastic detective badge of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	olive upside-down careful cool bronze detective badge of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	blurry executive aromatic clever dangerous detective badge	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	knitted sizzling detective badge of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	Jack Frost's Samson's detective roscoe of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	activated shoe gum	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	bouncing occult brawny noir fedora of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	skewed miser's frosty trench coat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	fortified perfectly mixed Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	yummy hardboiled egg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	foul-smelling extremely unsafe experienced brawny protonic accelerator pack of James Dean of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	blinking Herculean Adventurer bobblehead	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	reassuring bindle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	lime green Van der Graaf supercharged fleshy lump	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	upside-down smoldering bagel punch of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	green tumbling stanky ghostly reins of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	wholesome derringer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	fuchsia knitted Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	chaotic fortified Spookyraven signet of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	mirror lime green padded tie-dyed fannypack of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	spinning wobbly executive burnt snowpants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	spinning frightening standards and practices guide	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	jittery scorching savvy Carpathian longsword of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	clever fortified Liam's mail of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	dog trainer's deadly Unfortunato's foolscap of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Wrist-Boy of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	teal Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	wobbly compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	irradiated energized mirror Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
9108	huge gray lead umbrella	0		
9109	unsweetened narrow Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 52
9110	tarnished jittery Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 33
9111	colloidal polarized polarized Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 47
9112	altered blurry EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 30
9113	magnetized colloidal upside-down Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 42
9114	polymerized The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 53
9115	corrupted Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 13
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	watered-down lousy Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	Jim Carey's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	perfectly mixed shaking unidentified drink	3	EPIC	
9127	lime green jittery wicked KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5
9128	blurry studded discarded swimming trunks of the pedagogue of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9129	super-irradiated quantum diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 61
9130	diffused polarized charisma potion	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 64
9131	upside-down extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	Rosewater's pistol of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +60
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	flavorless maroon leftover pasty	3	decent	
9135	bad weak yellow very whiskey	2	decent	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	blue li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	upside-down li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	extra-electrified improved frozen huge hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	frozen galvanized super-alkaline huge Prunets	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 34
9148	pulsating Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	tarnished invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	chilled non-frozen shaking gray invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	half-sized normal tumbling raw sweet potato	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	flavorless raw beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	bland raw stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	half-sized decent fuchsia raw cranberry sauce	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	moldy enchanted thick narrow raw turkey	5	crappy	Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten raw mincemeat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	stale jumbo wobbly blue raw potato	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	stale narrow raw gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	yummy raw bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	foul-smelling rosy-cheeked mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	wizardly glass casserole dish of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	dog trainer's can opener of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	boiled ghostly turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	lightning-fast healthy glass pie plate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	wicked potato masher of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	rotten bouncing sweet potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	spoiled green bean casserole	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	rotten tiny baked stuffing	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	bland small cranberry cylinder	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	decent diet thanksgiving turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	normal big mince pie	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	flavorless miniature mashed potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	half-sized toothsome warm gravy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	special adequate bouncing bread roll	3	good	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	moldy leftovers	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	yummy leftovers sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	squat megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	blinking cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	boiled fuchsia eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	enchanted mediocre watered-down shaking upside-down eldritch extract	2	decent	Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	lime green Oprah's Sinatra's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted eldritch distillate	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dried mirror eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	Science Notebook of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
9197	executive rosewater-soaked dance instructor's eldritch hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	wobbly Temple Grandin's occult arcane researcher's eldritch pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	lousy high-proof eldritch elixir	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	ghostly avaricious Samson's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	bouncing Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	twirling pulsating counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	purple wobbly wobbly sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	rosy-cheeked ball and chain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	narrow savvy gingerbread tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	spinning upside-down scorching gingerbread waistcoat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	Fonzie's gingerbread trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	squat censurious crafty arcane researcher's candy dress shoes	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	frosty Van der Graaf candy necktie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	lightning-fast auspicious nasty chocolate pocketwatch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	green interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	spoiled miniature mirror ghostly narrow animal part cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	artisanal gingerbread wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	adequate snack-sized gingerbread mug	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	cyan jittery Rosewater's gingerbread mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	perfumed wicked gingerservo of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	dry tainted icing	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	Annie Oakley's gingerbeard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	huge perfumed gingerbread hoodie of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	clever ruddy gingerbread pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	rosewater-soaked rock-hard marzipan briefcase	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	mirror curative creme brulee torch	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	occult candy crowbar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	stylish slick candy screwdriver	0		Moxie: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	blinking blurry gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	bouncing pumpkin spice candle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	super-unsweetened anodized magnetized mirror bouncing gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	gingerbread gavel of the pedagogue of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	yellow gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	perfectly mixed ginger beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	ionized industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	magnetized polymerized blurry fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	boozy aged enchanted high-end ginger wine	5	awesome	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	electrified plastic bad vibe	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	blurry Socratic plastic angry vikings	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	avaricious plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	Newton's plastic Your Brain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	plastic Krampus of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	double-polymerized spinning Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	galvanized Inner Strength	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	Vulcanized adjusted jittery Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	normal spiritual candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	watered-down hand-crafted spiritual eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	enchanted gigantic yummy spiritual fruitcake	7	awesome	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	normal spiritual gingerbread	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	upside-down My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	jittery Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	spinning gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	diffused aerosolized alkaline upside-down rock candy	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	decent skewed skewed green-iced sweet roll	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	tumbling chakra sludge	0		
9272	lime green negative lump	0		
9273	fuchsia Da Vinci's smartaleck's Third Eye	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	wobbly Herculean Krampus Horn of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	special spoiled hambrosier	3	crappy	Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	aged weak chakra-mental wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	nitrogenated ionized blurry chakra malt	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	stale olive Black Angus blackburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	acceptable extra-dry huge brandy	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	pressed polymerized Vulcanized blinking potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	scandalous arcane researcher's bad vibroknife	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	lime green gravedigger's deadly crystal belt buckle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	up-at-dawn groovy saffron antaravasaka	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	coward's healthy saffron uttarasanga	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	upside-down eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	spinning blurry prompt electrified Uncle Crimbo's hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	small stale bouncing Eldritch snap	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	denatured pulsating hot jelly	1		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	powdered wobbly mirror jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	powdered blurry jelly	1		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	compressed jittery gray sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	modified pulsating ghostly stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	twirling space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	normal toast with hot jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	miniature moldy cyan skewed toast with jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	adequate enchanted toast with jelly	3	good	Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	fancy flavorless half-sized huge pulsating toast with sleaze jelly	2	decent	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	huge stale jittery toast with stench jelly	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	shaking space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	red hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	Lo Pan's smooth wax hand	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	groovy stylish candle	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	stale huge jittery wax pancake	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	ribald beefcake's wax face	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	perfectly mixed wax booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	pickled purple blinking sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	small special rotten sea truffle	2	crappy	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	coward's recovered cufflinks	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	huge heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	polymerized moist LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	chilled LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	enhanced galvanized LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	nippy smooth LOV Eardigan of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	sharpshooter's LOV Epaulettes of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	family-friendly dangerous LOV Earrings of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	blinking LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	mirror pulsating LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	powdered skewed LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	foul-smelling LOV Elephant	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	blurry Temple Grandin's eldritch scanner	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	polymerized eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	tumbling pulsating LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	purple Jack Frost's forbidden eldritch hammer of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	moldy eldritch mushroom	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	half-sized normal eldritch mushroom pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	lime green eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	tumbling narrow eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	flattened huge eldritch rub	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	blinking Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	maroon bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	ghostly Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	blurry bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	wobbly shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	squat can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	ghostly bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	narrow spinning baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	twirling spinning blue limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	narrow narrow pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	bouncing imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	extra-dry bad enchanted literal grasshopper	5	decent	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	smooth double entendre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	tolerable practically non-alcoholic spinning Phlegethon	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	spirit-forward acceptable narrow Siberian sunrise	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	hand-crafted ghostly mentholated wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	practically non-alcoholic delicious fuchsia ghostly low tide martini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	acceptable shroomtini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	mediocre morning dew	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	lousy watered-down skewed whiskey squeeze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	acceptable squat great fashioned	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	aged Gnomish sagngria	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	artisanal vodka stinger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	fancy weak mediocre extremely slippery nipple	2	decent	Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	hand-crafted piscatini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Churchill	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	drinkable soilzerac	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	hand-crafted bouncing London frog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	artisanal nothingtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	practically non-alcoholic delicious eighth plague	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	weak acceptable single entendre	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	triple-distilled drinkable wobbly spinning reverse Tantalus	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	drinkable weak twirling elemental caipiroska	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	watered-down lousy Feliz Navidad	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	mediocre red Bloody Nora	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	drinkable moreltini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	bad weak hell in a bucket	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	bad spirit-forward ghostly Newark	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	artisanal watered-down enchanted R'lyeh	2	EPIC	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	lousy watered-down Gnollish sangria	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	lousy spirit-forward yellow vodka barracuda	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	fortified hand-crafted Mysterious Island iced tea	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	practically non-alcoholic lousy wobbly drive-by shooting	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	perfectly mixed gunner's daughter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	perfectly mixed dirt julep	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	acceptable special Simepore slime	3	good	Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Phil Collins	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	spinning unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	upside-down Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	tumbling alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	super-sized normal edible alien plant bit	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	huge alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	squat fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	altered alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	rotten yellow alien meat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	green alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	spinning alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	olive complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	altered alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	dry moist alien medicine	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	decent tiny alien salad	1	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	drinkable fancy jittery alien booze	3	good	Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	ghostly foul-smelling Newton's alien mask of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	wobbly Jim Carey's savvy alien spear of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	mirror Van der Graaf vibrating grievous alien blowgun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	blue Oprah's occult alien loincloth of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	horrifying Tesla alien totem of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	mirror blurry inspector's hardened alien necklace of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	twirling spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	nippy spants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	mirror fuchsia perfumed spant shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	narrow knitted Sinatra's spant shoulderpads	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	huge perfumed spant backplate of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	beefcake's spant spear of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	colloidal murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	gray sizzling baleful arcane researcher's murderbot mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	modified upside-down murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	yellow veiny wicked murderbot whip	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	Jack Frost's supercool murderbot plasma rifle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	wobbly murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	shaking Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	huge tumbling Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	cyan Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	purple Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	low-calorie rotten Aldebaran sardines	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	acceptable watered-down Centauri fish wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	mixed shaking oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	Usain Bolt's forbidden Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	Oprah's hardy Spacegate military insignia	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	double-paned lard-coated Jack Frost's Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	enchanted massive bland alien sandwich	7	decent	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	twirling glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	polarized flattened improved mirror shaking Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 49
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	extra-chilled altered Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	ionized Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	pickled non-altered shaking Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	triple-wet squat Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	colloidal anodized Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	activated Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	cold-filtered anodized mirror red blurry Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	delicious super-sized Affirmation Cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	pulsating License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	Vulcanized upside-down Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 58
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	family-friendly thinker's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	lousy spirit-forward basic martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	tolerable special improved martini	4	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	distilled perfectly mixed skewed huge splendid martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	teal exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	yellow can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	narrow tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	teal executive beefy plastic gundam of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	gray Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	upside-down Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	ghostly Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	jittery Dust bunny	0		
9511	upside-down Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	twirling narrow Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	twirling Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	bite-sized normal meteoreo	1	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	lousy meadeorite	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	tumbling squat meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	spinning meteortarboard of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	aromatic smelly arcane researcher's meteorite guard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	rosewater-soaked aromatic meteorb	0		Stench Resistance: 4, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	padded asteroid belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	frightening dance instructor's meteorthopedic shoes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	toasty Jim Carey's shooting morning star of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	squat meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	bouncing perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	pulsating Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	bouncing corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	mansplainer's studded razor-sharp blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	jittery pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pulsating pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	upside-down pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	squat upside-down pulsating X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	tumbling O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	artisanal DUFRESNE Suds	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	horrifying frightening mafia pinky ring	0		Spooky Damage: 30, Single Equip
9547	smooth twirling flask of port	3	awesome	
9548	bouncing stanky educational contract enforcement stick	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25
9549	bland Hide-rox&trade; cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	artisanal watered-down spinning jug of booze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	deionized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	enhanced colloidal temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	distilled glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	teal pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	cold-filtered new habit	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	huge lime green electrified Oprah's pearl necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	blinking amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	dangerous Rosewater's brainy weightlifter's protection stick	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10
9563	activated concentrated roll of meat	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 25
9564	vibrating deadly mafia thumb ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
9565	irradiated cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	wool Rosewater's mafia middle finger ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	nippy sharpshooter's hale steel drivin' hammer of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
9568	olive piece of steel	0		
9569	energetic mafia pointer finger ring of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	Rosewater's worksite credentials	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
9571	greedy chaotic negotiatin' hammer of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	blurry pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	blinking mafia wedding ring of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	rotten unfinished fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	Vulcanized triple-oxidized wobbly and cracker	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	acceptable watered-down twirling neg grog	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	huge normal half double fruitcake	9	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	spoiled blue hushed puppy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	tasty thick muffled muffuletta	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	normal ghostly shushed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	plastic mime functionary of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	plastic mime scientist of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	mirror supercharged plastic mime soldier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	tumbling plastic mime executive of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	sinister plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	ghostly temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	extra-warmed non-pressed deionized wishbone	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	tolerable Racisto Ruidoso	3	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	stale twirling bran muffin	4	decent	
9598	thick tasty blueberry muffin	5	awesome	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	squat silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	narrow silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	blurry silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	gray silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	green squat silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	gray mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	lousy weak twirling green stale cheer wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	big flavorless stale Cheer-E-Os	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	narrow bouncing shaking cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	reassuring banded cheerful antler hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	censurious supercool cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	upside-down Annie Oakley's cheerful pajama pants of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	olive wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	ghostly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	pulsating The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	delicious boozy executive mime flask	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	bite-sized fancy rotten nega-mushroom	1	crappy	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	weak artisanal nega-mushroom wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	frozen Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	enchanted toothsome twirling mime army rations	3	awesome	Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	bad mime army wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	twisted mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	adjusted mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	MacGyver's ruddy miming beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	nasty miming shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	reassuring Rosewater's miming corduroys	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	red smelly savvy miming boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	skewed knitted miming gloves of the boozehound	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	ghostly squat donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	altered digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	Temple Grandin's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	censurious mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	up-at-dawn mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	bouncing shaking dog trainer's sharpshooter's mime army infiltration glove	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	bouncing kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	teal fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	bland extra-toasted half sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	watered-down smooth huge mulled hobo wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	wobbly burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	blinking blue frosty medical-grade brawny burning paper hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	green supercool burning cape of the empath of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	crafty padded Fonzie's burning paper slippers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	red quilted Newton's burning paper jorts of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	flame-retardant stylish slick burning paper crane	0		Moxie: 35, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	narrow deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	ruddy broken champagne bottle of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	wool tinsel tights of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	stanky steel-toed Herculean wad of used tape	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	lightning-fast nasty veiny silent nightlight of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	irradiated tumbling sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48
9697	dry activated concentrated Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 27
9698	polarized polymerized spinning hot button candy	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 15
9699	greedy nasty makeshift garbage shirt of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	executive Jim Carey's novelty monorail ticket	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	pickled tumbling pills	1		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 25
9702	vaporized green mirror furry pill	1		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 10
9703	distilled fuchsia beefy pill	1		
9704	altered green excitement pill	1		
9705	altered huge vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 35
9706	modified ghostly purple lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	twisted blue dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	fuchsia How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	maroon Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	tumbling Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	blurry They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	pulsating squat Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	skewed genie's turbane of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	curative quilted genie's scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	knitted genie's pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	reassuring manspreader's genie's bracers	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	huge frosty groovy psychic's circlet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	wholesome psychic's crystal ball of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	Van der Graaf psychic's pslacks of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	Jim Carey's baleful psychic's amulet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	bland heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	stale huge Swedish massage fish	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	mediocre maroon pulsating Third Base	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	watered-down acceptable Bustle Hustler	2	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	pressed super-enhanced Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	diffused concentrated Bettie page	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	triple-modified tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	chilled aerosolized dry blurry heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	huge heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	upside-down personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	ghostly upside-down Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	tarnished unsweetened mirror blue rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 68
9744	frozen electrified frozen twirling mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 32
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	quantum cold-filtered rhinestone	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 60
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	teal riboflavin	0		
9750	tumbling narrow bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	upside-down Sinatra's Team Avarice cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
9755	blinking squat wizardly Team Sloth cap	0		Mysticality: +25
9756	blurry scorching Team Wrath cap	0		Hot Damage: +25
9757	twirling manspreader's Mu cap	0		Monster Level: +10
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	pulsating Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	bouncing jittery Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	shaking Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	pulsating Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	squat Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	wobbly Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	jittery Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	pulsating Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	lime green Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	huge Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	skewed Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	blue Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	jittery Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	huge Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	tumbling Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	twirling Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	fuchsia Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	shaking Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	wobbly fuchsia Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	mirror Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	narrow Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	ghostly shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	tumbling amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	twirling pulsating razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	olive rocket	0		
9828	distilled magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	dehydrated shaking brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	boiled pulsating glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 30
9831	pickled upside-down blinking scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	diluted pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	altered purple lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	dried huge gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 15
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	squat FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	lion tamer's wicked personal trainer's FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	toasty FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	frosty FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	experienced FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	purple lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	fuchsia fireproof mansplainer's stiffened &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	gray squat LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	olive dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	jittery druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	wobbly flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	ionized wet mirror universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	upside-down cyan FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	huge LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	spoiled FantasyRealm turkey leg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	lousy mirror FantasyRealm mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	bouncing Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	jittery hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	wobbly grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	super-sized rotten druidic s'more	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	boiled mirror sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	special smooth weak bouncing mourning wine	2	awesome	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	blue narrow map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	twirling map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	spoiled denastified haunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	acceptable weak bad rum and good cola	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	polarized Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	blurry gravedigger's padded strapping leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	up-at-dawn toasty smooth Master Thief's utility belt	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	experienced weightlifter's Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the detective	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	Usain Bolt's manspreader's forbidden Dragonscale breastplate	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	wicked stylish belt of Ogrekind of dire peril	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	green horrifying Socratic The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	flame-wreathed nozzle of the Phoenix of the blizzard of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	prompt the Archwizard's briefs of Leguizamo of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	reassuring healthy the Ley Incursion's waist of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: 6, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	friendly baleful shield of the Skeleton Lord of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	perfumed Lo Pan's fortified ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	zippy rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	olive up-at-dawn deadfall branch of the bloodbag of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
9894	lard-coated flame-wreathed scorching shellacked Staff of Kitchen Royalty of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	green notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	artisanal two meat muck	3	EPIC	
9899	enchanted normal maroon chocolate Ogre Chieftain	4	good	Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 35
9900	adequate huge chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	8	good	
9901	spoiled spinning chocolate Spider Queen	4	crappy	
9902	high-proof perfectly mixed narrow hipster cocktail	9	EPIC	
9903	fuchsia God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	blurry God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	pulsating yellow gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	fuchsia glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	stale snack-sized olive good guava	2	decent	
9916	drinkable pulsating gin and ginger	3	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	boiled gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	fuchsia SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	deionized nitrogenated mirror Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	pressed cold-filtered Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	mirror Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	modified Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	pulsating Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	fuchsia censurious curative Brutal brogues of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	gray Jim Carey's crafty rock-hard Newton's Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	prompt wizardly beefcake's Nouveau nosering of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	warmed improved sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	flattened boiling broth	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	cold-filtered interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	tumbling kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	sage PARTY HARD T-shirt of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	acceptable yellow Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	tumbling yellow neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	sizzling pentagram bandana of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	Fonzie's skull ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	bouncing bouncing electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	decent mirror twirling PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	family-friendly dorky glasses of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	squat flame-retardant steel-toed ponytail clip	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	careful paint palette	0		Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	dehydrated Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	censurious cosmetic football	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	energetic shoe ad T-shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	purple jittery executive pump-up high-tops	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	moist deionized blurry green blurry runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	squat Usain Bolt's ruddy noticeable pumps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	lousy spinning everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	tumbling van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	pulsating twirling jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	Temple Grandin's Newton's denim jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	mirror nasty ratty knitted cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	supercharged intimidating chainsaw of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	perfectly mixed party beer bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	tasty sweet party mix	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	modified party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	Jeselnik's personal trainer's party pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	prompt energetic party whip of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	special perfectly mixed weak TRIO cup of beer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	delicious party platter for one	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	mixed mirror maroon Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	extremely unsafe party crasher of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	huge Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	blinking Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	wobbly ribald &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	wobbly absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	pulsating scandalous banded snakeskin thighboots	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	snakeskin cowboy hat of the ox of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	forbidden snakeskin jacket of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	skewed slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	cyan reassuring Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf slime waders	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	squat asbestos-lined vibrating dangerous slime fedora	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	veiny slime knuckles of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	inspector's Annie Oakley's groovy government-issued slacks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	skewed nippy Temple Grandin's hardy government-issued eyeshade	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	ghostly ghostly gray executive sharpshooter's energetic government-issued necktie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	prompt dog trainer's Sinatra's mutant arm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	prompt flame-wreathed Lo Pan's mutant legs	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	pulsating avaricious hardy mutant crown of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	tasty ghostly ectoplasm	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	thick rotten	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	extra-dry bad jittery jittery bottle of vodka	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	moldy small pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	mediocre watered-down martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	flavorless cherry pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	acceptable triple-distilled eggnog	7	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	rotten half-sized Hell ramen	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	bad gimlet	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	acceptable twice-haunted screwdriver	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	stale bite-sized candy cane	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	drinkable triple-distilled runny fermented egg	8	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	tasty half-sized oldcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	rotten spinning traditional Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	purple Jack Frost's plastic wild beaver	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	jittery plastic reindeer of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	plastic Caf&eacute; Elf of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	tumbling smartaleck's plastic orphan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	curative plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	purple skewed Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	blue Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	Herculean experienced pristine walrus tusk	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	spinning twirling thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	lime green twirling Usain Bolt's Staff of Frozen Lard of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	purple plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	pulsating mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	bland wobbly grilled mooseflank	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	bland huge moosemeat pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	zippy balanced antler	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	fuchsia Lo Pan's dam	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	smooth skewed beavermouth	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	tolerable skewed beaver punch (papaya)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	perfectly mixed beaver punch (peach)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	perfectly mixed special beaver punch (cherry)	4	EPIC	Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	auspicious Canadian lantern of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	padded muskox-skin cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	spoiled glass of raw eggs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	acceptable punch-drunk punch	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	vaporized wobbly body spradium	1		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	tumbling slick bauxite beret	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	Rosewater's bauxite boxers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	nasty steel-toed beefy Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	blurry sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	massive delicious sausage	6	awesome	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	squat thinker's red-hot sausage fork of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	tumbling bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	squat sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	hand-crafted beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	half-sized bland yule gruel	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	practically non-alcoholic enchanted acceptable hot watered rum	1	good	Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	lousy tumbling olive bottle of Crimbognac	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	tasty pulsating Crimboysters Rockefeller	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	modified mirror Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	jittery Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	tumbling blinking blinking Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	frightening hale Crimbolex watch of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	clever sage hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20
10082	mirror olive energetic banded chalk chlamys	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	green medical-grade chalk chain of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	red frosty beefy chalk chalice	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	chalk chinos of the empath of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	lard-coated slick chalk chapeau	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	forbidden Sinatra's chalk choker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	distilled chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	enhanced candy chalk	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 67
10090	wobbly wholesome marble maebari of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	green Oprah's healthy marble mantle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	Usain Bolt's hardy marble magnet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	perfumed Tesla marble mignonette bowl	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	zippy MacGyver's marble medallion	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	Jeselnik's marble mariachi hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	diluted marble molecules	1		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	nitrogenated Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 60
10098	narrow punching bag of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	Oprah's baleful pith helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	zippy thinker's poncho	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	narrow Van der Graaf wholesome pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	inspector's palazzos of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	yellow therapeutic pseudoaccordion of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	vaporized olive pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	super-wet flattened Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 37
10106	mansplainer's terra cotta truss of the detective	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	Samson's slick terra cotta trousers	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	wobbly brawny terra cotta tongs of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	rosy-cheeked terra cotta train of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	sharpshooter's beefy terra cotta tie tack	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	blue horrifying nippy terra cotta tambourine	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	distilled blurry tumbling terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	polymerized chilled terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 56
10114	flame-wreathed velour voulge of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	jittery forbidden wizardly velour vambraces	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	zippy Jim Carey's velour veil	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	lard-coated Sinatra's velour viscometer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	coward's Sinatra's velour valise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe velour vaqueros	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	diluted twirling upside-down velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	frozen ghostly Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 31
10122	flame-retardant crafty glass suspenders	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	beefy glass shield of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	tumbling knitted grievous glass stetson	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	narrow smartaleck's glass spectacles of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	medical-grade ruddy glass shiv	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	frosty sharpshooter's glass serape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	altered teal glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	deionized enhanced denatured hard candy	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 24
10130	blurry Sherlock's deadly loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	gravedigger's lion tamer's loofah lei	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	pulsating steel-toed rock-hard loofah lederhosen	0		Damage Reduction: 14, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	censurious Jim Carey's loofah ladle	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	flame-retardant careful loofah legwarmers	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	narrow padded loofah lavalier of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	vaporized narrow loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	altered colloidal shaking chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 67
10138	Tesla Rosewater's flagstone flag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	squat sizzling fortified flagstone flail	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	pulsating smooth flagstone flip-flops of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	red dog trainer's flagstone fez of the cheetah	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	razor-sharp smartaleck's flagstone fleece	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	bouncing Van der Graaf supercharged flagstone fringe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	mixed blinking squat flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	liquefied blinking bouncing Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 47
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	pulsating flame-retardant cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	improved tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	vaporized prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	upside-down spinning tailored vest of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	olive squat elf army poncho of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	normal elf army field rations	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	skewed dance instructor's brawny discarded bowtie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	strong drinkable martiny	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	denatured licorice snake	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 23
10161	modified warmed virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 68
10162	extra-polymerized mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 43
10163	galvanized super-pickled olive jittery government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 32
10164	aerosolized narrow Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 11
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	spinning Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	bouncing blood bag	0		
10169	bland bloodstick	4	decent	
10170	lousy irresponsibly strong fuchsia wobbly bottle of Sanguiovese	10	decent	
10171	adequate immense actual blood sausage	10	good	
10172	weak drinkable mulled blood	2	good	
10173	jumbo moldy special blood snowcone	5	crappy	Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 45
10174	acceptable boozy Red Russian	5	good	
10175	bland diet blood roll-up	1	decent	
10176	lousy shaking bottle of blood	4	decent	
10177	decent thick blood-soaked sponge cake	5	good	
10178	artisanal vampagne	3	super EPIC	
10179	adequate plain snowcone	3	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	wobbly money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	tumbling blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	upside-down skewed stiffened educational PirateRealm eyepatch of the dark arts	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	jittery bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	mirror Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	maroon recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	red tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	spoiled red crabsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	tolerable green bottle of dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	lousy practically non-alcoholic bouncing bottle of extra-dark rhum	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	perfectly mixed bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	dry wet maroon pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	manspreader's Annie Oakley's conquistador's breastplate	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	pirate pantaloons of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	huge [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	Usain Bolt's rock-hard pirate radio ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	lime green huge Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	snack-sized toothsome ghostly pineapple slab	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	moldy diet hibiscus petal	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	boiled huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	pickled blurry ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	bouncing mirror Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	powdered ghostly pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	green Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	shaking PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	extremely unsafe plush sea serpent	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	rotten massive pirate fork	10	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	mansplainer's educational piratical blunderbuss	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	wobbly Usain Bolt's gravedigger's clever PirateRealm party hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	perfectly mixed weak Island Landslide	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	smooth practically non-alcoholic enchanted fuchsia Island Thunderstorm	1	awesome	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	hand-crafted bouncing Island Hurricane	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	bad blurry Skull Punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	acceptable spinning Electric Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	drinkable triple-distilled Smuggler's Punch	9	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	delicious upside-down Scorpion Bowl	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	artisanal Turtle Bowl	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	artisanal triple-distilled Cobra Bowl	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	zippy sizzling rock-hard sinister Herculean vampyric cloake	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	maroon plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	electrified anodized skewed red one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 65
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	jittery intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	pulsating 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	upside-down blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	padded Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	spinning Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	shaking rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's supercharged hale veiny forbidden smooth slick brainy hewn moon-rune spoon of the pedagogue of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: 25, Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: 30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	twirling gray ghostly cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	jittery auspicious Beach Comb of doom of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	mirror empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	skewed hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	super-ionized extra-Vulcanized cold-filtered skewed magenta seashell	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	triple-deionized narrow cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	oxidized activated magnetized gray seashell	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	colloidal electrified bouncing seashell	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	concentrated skewed fuchsia seashell	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	red bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	acceptable weak bottle of sea wine	2	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	modified yellow upside-down ghostly kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	upside-down inspector's double-paned lard-coated Jeselnik's mansplainer's resourceful wicked grievous deadly driftwood hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	executive greasy gravedigger's supercharged supercool cool driftwood pants of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	inspector's foul-smelling Jim Carey's Lo Pan's Annie Oakley's shellacked cool beefy driftwood bracelet of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	blue aromatic coward's brainy waders	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	zippy spearfish fishing spear of the scaredy-cat of the detective	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	rosewater-soaked sage rabbitfish fin of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	lime green piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	sinister wicked pirate cutlass of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: 15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	chilly Lo Pan's resourceful tricorn hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	green greasy hale wizardly swash buckle	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	ghostly spinning meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	blue brawny beefcake's meteorite earring of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	wobbly MacGyver's fortified Samson's meteorite necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	twirling Jeselnik's padded Socratic meteorite ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	denatured wet tumbling jittery Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 27
10290	nitrogenated pickled pulsating chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 44
10291	Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked dangerous driftwood beach comb	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	bouncing Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	skewed stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	foul-smelling nasty scorching whittled tiara	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: 15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	huge rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's cool whittled shorts	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	sinister personal trainer's thinker's whittled flail	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's clever whittled wand	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	greedy personal trainer's whittled flute of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	gravedigger's curative whittled bear figurine of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	bouncing aromatic wool whittled owl figurine of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	aromatic smelly vibrating whittled fox figurine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	rosewater-soaked knitted MacGyver's healthy whittled walking stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	toothsome massive campfire hot dog	10	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	huge stale special skewed campfire baked potato	10	decent	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	tiny tasty wobbly cyan campfire s'more	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	stale thick huge campfire beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	moldy bite-sized lime green campfire stew	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	tumbling campfire coffee	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	boiled magnetized twirling leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 26
10310	purple rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	blurry campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	bouncing blue low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	blinking wobbly Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	special delicious space chowder	4	awesome	Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 35
10321	fancy acceptable space wine	3	good	Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 10
10322	ghostly The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	blinking packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	squat Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	Temple Grandin's occult Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	pulsating unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	decent purple skewed bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	huge delicious flan del mar	7	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	rotten massive olive Baja sopapilla	9	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	scandalous plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	prompt plastic sea elf	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	smelly plastic yuleviathan	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	narrow groovy plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	small stale jittery mana-coated yams	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	decent mana-basted tofurkey leg	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	rotten super-sized mana-fortified cranberry sauce	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	miniature moldy blue mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	upside-down human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	enhanced mirror ghostly spinning patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	compressed industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	oxidized tumbling unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	powdered squat fuchsia vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dehydrated a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	nitrogenated triple-dry organic potpourri	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	lousy strong maroon boot flask	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	double-magnetized unsweetened pulsating spinning infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	mixed purple fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	normal bite-sized guffin	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	modified bouncing Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	twisted spinning non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	electrified alkaline peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	diffused boiled wobbly Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	anodized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	skewed envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	dried narrow livid energy	1		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	huge micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	diluted beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	narrow hardy oxygenated eggnog helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	adjusted polarized concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	activated shaking narrow liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	narrow ghostly map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	teal Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	blue jittery auspicious ribald resourceful Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	twirling The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	fuchsia Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	modified aerosolized salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	sharpshooter's energetic ribbon candy ascot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	skewed blue pulsating intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	stiffened anemoney clip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	spinning runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	dehydrated purple super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	gray huge Tesla banded icing poncho of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	red Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	warmed twirling glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	veiny Mer-kin rollpin of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	shaking personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	maroon tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	toothsome bowl of mernudo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	drinkable fishelada	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	rotten ojo de pez burrito	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	upside-down waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	upside-down ghostly waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	dog trainer's extremely unsafe nutcracker hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	avaricious supercharged nutcracker waistcoat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	Sherlock's nutcracker pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	nippy energetic nutcracker boots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	Sherlock's nutcracker sword of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	twirling sinister boxer's nutcracker drumstick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	blinking ruddy slick nutcracker beard	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	lime green fortified occult nutcracker cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	padded sage nutcracker epaulets	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	adequate fancy mirror salt plum	3	good	Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	skewed peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	normal snack-sized and bean	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	flame-retardant Jim Carey's vibrating kelp-holly gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	ghostly Yuleviathan necklace of the cougar of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	mirror forbidden peppermint spine of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	energetic soggy elf shoes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	sizzling careful Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	bouncing wool weightlifter's kelp-holly drape	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	zippy executive Tesla Staff of the Peppermint Twist of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	bland tempura and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	acceptable wobbly salt plum sake	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	triple-colloidal deionized quadruple-electrified pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	deionized cyan almond	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 64
10429	polymerized oxidized enhanced handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	squat nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	Tesla sinister slick Retrospecs	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	purple Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	blinking mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	forbidden supercool boxer's wizardly Powerful Glove of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	spinning status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	bouncing frightening Temple Grandin's healthy Drip harness	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5
10442	Rosewater's drippy truncheon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	tumbling upside-down drippy snail shell	0		
10445	big moldy drippy nugget	5	drippy	
10446	weak tolerable blinking glass of drippy wine	2	drippy	
10447	bland snack-sized drippy caviar	2	drippy	
10448	adequate drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	family-friendly drippy stake	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	twirling purple drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	blue coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	yellow deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	jittery super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	unsweetened purple huge blurry fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 54
10459	liquefied super-polarized squat healthy juice	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 12
10460	tumbling hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	skewed mirror bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	maroon boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	smooth cape	0		Moxie: +15
10467	asbestos-lined boxer's back shell	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
10468	tumbling spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	blurry bony back shell of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	liquefied twirling shaking blooper ink	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 37
10475	bouncing yellow coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	twirling rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	jittery packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	upside-down bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	skewed free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	huge immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	spinning colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	bland bouncing wobbly mushroom filet	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	bouncing mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	mixed mirror mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	high-proof artisanal mushroom whiskey	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	resourceful savvy mushroom cap of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	double-paned frightening mushroom shield of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	reassuring healthy boxer's stylish mushroom pants	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	auspicious mansplainer's mushroom badge of horror of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	maroon plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	triple-magnetized concentrated corrupted olive wobbly piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	cyan wizardly kettle bell	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	spinning foul-smelling glued-together crystal ball	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	slick martini dregs	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	flickering flashlight of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	twirling red arcane researcher's crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	squat outmoded fidget toy of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	flimsy ski pole of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	green miser's discarded finger painting	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	grievous pizza box	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	reassuring dangerous chipped coffee mug	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Temple Grandin's Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	ghostly drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	pulsating drippy bromide	0		
10523	jittery drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	hand-crafted drippy pilsner	4	drippy	
10526	upside-down drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	gory drippy orb of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
10531	wobbly annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	narrow vibrating Guzzlr tablet of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	ghostly bouncing Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	spinning Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	blue deadly Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	enchanted drinkable fuchsia Ghiaccio Colada	4	good	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	perfectly mixed wobbly Sourfinger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	mediocre upside-down Nog-on-the-Cob	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Steamboat	1	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	extra-dry drinkable Buttery Boy	5	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	Oprah's sage clown car key	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	careful medical-grade batting cage key of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	veiny supercool aqu&iacute; of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	tumbling miser's smooth knob labinet key of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	shellacked weremoose key of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	narrow educational peg key	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	shaking asbestos-lined kekekey	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	foul-smelling rabbit's foot key	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	pulsating lime green knob shaft skate key of the bloodbag of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	asbestos-lined dog trainer's shellacked ice key	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	flame-retardant anchovy can key	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	skewed gravedigger's medical-grade cactus key	0		Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	groovy beefcake's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	ribald wizardly treasure chest key	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	wholesome demonic key of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	squat gravedigger's key sausage	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	red banded knob treasury key of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	tumbling prompt Usain Bolt's Rosewater's scrap key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	Usain Bolt's rose key of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	sinister music box key	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	pulsating twirling horrifying occult actual skeleton key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	blurry toasty Jack Frost's brainy deep-fried key	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	yellow forbidden stylish discarded bike lock key	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	skewed Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	oxidized magnetized squat spinning marshroom	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 26
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	warmed polarized red salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 43
10577	corrupted ionized twirling writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 12
10578	boiled non-dry boiled narrow gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 46
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	gray dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	blurry SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	blurry rosewater-soaked forbidden birch battery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	reassuring double-paned toasty ebony epee	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	clever medical-grade weeping willow wand of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	wool nasty friendly beechwood blowgun	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	baleful maple magnet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	blue Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	huge miser's hemlock helm of the brazier of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	mirror friendly clever medical-grade balsam barrel	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	upside-down redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	diffused tumbling redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	spinning flame-retardant purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	blurry aromatic ribald mansplainer's stiffened wormwood wedding ring of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	wobbly drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	skewed Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	ghostly weightlifter's ert grey goo ring	0		Muscle: +15
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	maroon Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	non-moist tarnished ghostly Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	diffused wet gray Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	bland huge Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	enhanced quadruple-dry irradiated maroon Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Jim Carey's stylish Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	upside-down nippy rock-hard Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	mirror stiffened sinister Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	shaking Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	shaking Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	narrow sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	upside-down blurry nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	wobbly ghostly chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	wobbly onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	maroon onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	wobbly alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	wobbly bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	horrifying healthy beefcake's Cargo Cultist Shorts of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	lousy irresponsibly strong flask of moonshine	7	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	ruddy Samson's Rosewater's sea-worn candlestick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	blinking Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	ionized super-anodized ghostly null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	moldy jumbo narrow chocolate chip muffin	5	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	huge Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	spinning box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	upside-down gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	purple grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	bouncing greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	wet modified fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	deionized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	oxidized extra-ionized cyan cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	pressed pickled overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	vacuum-sealed concentrated blue hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	improved blinking hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	squat Jim Carey's Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	sage Crimbo smile	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	cyan SalesCo sample kit of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	aerosolized candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	enhanced sugar	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	wet irradiated multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	cool plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	pulsating nippy plastic multi-level marketer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	mirror plastic Crimbo cheer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	beefy plastic Mirth	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	family-friendly plastic Penny	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	jittery overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	green personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	neck wreath of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	twirling olive family-friendly shining star cap	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	perfumed nativity shorts	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	weightlifter's myrrh pouch of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	MacGyver's frankincenser of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	thinker's gilded trumpet of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	green &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	lightning-fast wine carrier	0		Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	ghostly tumbling candy bucket of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	quadruple-electrified upside-down prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	ionized imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	liquefied warmed hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	spinning upside-down government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	ghostly government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	spinning food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	huge booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	blue candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	fuchsia booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	teal censurious baleful fruit bat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	teal prompt tinsel orb of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	occult snowpack of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	huge wool experienced Satan hat	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	spinning Crimbo stockings of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	dance instructor's poncho de azucar of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	wobbly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	narrow teal The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	squat spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	spoiled and pepper (stale)	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	hand-crafted cranberry margarita (brackish)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	bouncing fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	maroon squat nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	practically non-alcoholic drinkable barrel-aged eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	yummy gigantic enchanted hand-crafted candy cane	9	awesome	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	yummy drive-thru burger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	hand-crafted weak Boulevardier cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	polymerized Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	decent enchanted gigantic shaking blue bowl full of jelly	7	good	Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	watered-down perfectly mixed Eye and a Twist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	dry improved Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	blurry packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	jittery fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	blinking fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	bouncing spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	shaking Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	shaking power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	squat potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	quadruple-quantum modified fuchsia battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	concentrated battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	electrified warmed upside-down bouncing battery (D)	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	irradiated battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	frozen wet battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	moist Vulcanized battery (car)	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	olive huge cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	green marshmallow	0		
10747	bad practically non-alcoholic marshmallow bomb	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	gray shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	dry shaking huge short beer	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	activated ionized short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	vacuum-sealed corrupted skewed tumbling short stick of butter	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	Vulcanized irradiated blue short glass of water	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	warmed blinking short	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	yellow fireproof lard-coated familiar scrapbook	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	yellow packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	censurious brainy fedora-mounted fountain of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	frightening sombrero-mounted sparkler of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	upside-down avaricious supercharged porkpie-mounted popper of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	pulsating squat rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	immense moldy bouncing skewed fire crackers	8	crappy	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	squat rosy-cheeked beefy Catherine Wheel	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	nippy groovy rocket boots	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	coward's sparkler of terror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	mirror Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	warmed corrupted denatured huge Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	super-anodized improved The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	cold-filtered diffused mirror Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	ionized ghostly Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	oxidized triple-anodized Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	clever extra-large utility candle of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	quilted runed taper candle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	upside-down gray mansplainer's boxer's novelty sparkling candle of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	cyan Abracandalabra of wisdom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	beefy extra-wide head candle of the empath	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	quantum twirling natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	anodized flattened rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	extra-boiled olive spinning banana candle	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	pressed ear candle	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	frozen votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	ghostly water candle of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	bouncing chilly B. L. A. R. T.	0		Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	twirling rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	red lightning-fast family-friendly coward's vibrating fortified industrial fire extinguisher of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: 100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	olive The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	yellow French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	coward's slick cool Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Moxie: 15, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	bouncing eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	delicious miniature gray bread man	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	decent green plain candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	small delicious olive flour cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	plastic food lab of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	arcane researcher's plastic nog lab	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	plastic chem lab of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	spinning twirling strapping plastic primary lab	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	inspector's plastic Cheer Core	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	twirling medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	padded Da Vinci's Newton's ice crown	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	blinking manspreader's experienced jeans of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	frightening sinister ice wrap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	flavorless tofu pop	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	flavorless bowl of prescription candy	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	moldy special fishcake	4	crappy	Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	delicious super-sized bone broth	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	normal star pop	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	hand-crafted Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	tolerable boozy bouncing Doc's Smartifying Wine	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	tolerable bouncing Doc's Limbering Wine	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	high-proof tolerable Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	8	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	mixed blurry Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	mixed Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	compressed skewed Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	denatured mirror Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	super-cold-filtered corrupted squat anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	diffused dry twirling skewed anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	adjusted anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	pickled aerosolized irradiated blinking anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	concentrated upside-down anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	enhanced unsweetened anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	mediocre watered-down tumbling Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	spoiled bread pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed mirror blue clear Russian	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	skewed spinning Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	ghostly gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	narrow gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	huge goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	mirror Sherlock's cozy scarf	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	moldy massive huge Crimbo cookie	7	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	deionized jittery fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	rosy-cheeked third ear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	spinning festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	bouncing poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	blurry peppermint-scented socks of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	miser's depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	skewed squat synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	big spoiled &quot;caramel&quot;	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	cyan scorching self-repairing earmuffs	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	pulsating occult yule hatchet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	olive potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	adequate enchanted low-calorie lab-grown meat	1	good	Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	ghostly fleece of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	twirling cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf can of mixed everything of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	huge Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	yellow jittery the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	special decent meatball	3	good	Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	red meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	powdered teal fried air	1		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	twirling 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	boiled astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	steel-toed magnifying glass of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	watered-down perfectly mixed blurry void lager	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	bland olive void burger	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	shaking upside-down flame-retardant baleful void shard of doom of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	skewed cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	shellacked combat lover's locket	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	teal Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	gray grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	purple huge spinning grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	chaotic ruddy shellacked unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	narrow MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	modified cold-filtered quantum jittery emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	Newton's survival knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	blue Rosewater's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	Sherlock's headlamp	0		Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	fireproof sizzling thermal blanket of horror	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	upside-down miser's atlas of local maps	0		Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	extra-moist dry spare battery	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	tumbling space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	polarized cold-filtered narrow single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	non-alkaline narrow gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	adequate 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	big stale expired MRE	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	huge fancy spoiled cool mint precipice bar	10	crappy	Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	moldy snack-sized carrot cake precipice bar	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	olive wobbly The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	blurry Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	lion tamer's mansplainer's June cleaver of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	artisanal boozy Dad's brandy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	blurry censurious teacher's pen of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	delicious fire-roasted lake trout	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	bland guilty sprout	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	green mother's necklace of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	vacuum-sealed frozen colloidal trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	dry double-polarized tumbling mirror savings bond	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	pulsating fuchsia designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	denatured sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	bouncing unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	lime green shaking stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	jittery dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	narrow deadly pterodactyl rifle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	twirling birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	activated frozen dry Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 53
10942	shaking dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	grievous camouflage vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	pulsating valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	cyan dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	frightening toasty awkward dinosaur research harness of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
10948	pulsating skewed reflective vest of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
10949	Oprah's dinosaur	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	fuchsia upside-down packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	pulsating Annie Oakley's Jurassic Parka of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	quadruple-ionized liquefied spinning autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	hand-crafted AutumnFest ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	lard-coated dangerous autumn sweater-weather sweater of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	censurious supercharged rosy-cheeked autumn debris shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	adequate autumn-spice donut	3	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	colloidal Vulcanized autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	wobbly hale Da Vinci's strapping autumn leaf pendant	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	vaporized autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	double-cold-filtered moist autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	bad wobbly Oopsie IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	jittery Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	upside-down Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	adequate ratatouille de Jarlsberg	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	immense rotten Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	8	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	decent roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	yummy St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	adequate Pete's wiley whey bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	bland Pete's rich ricotta	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	smooth weak mirror Boris's beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	massive stale honey bun of Boris	8	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	decent Boris's bread	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	green Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	stale baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	half-sized decent plain calzone	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	bland bite-sized huge roasted vegetable focaccia	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	immense yummy Pizza of Legend	8	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	bite-sized normal Calzone of Legend	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	upside-down twirling narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	twirling cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	decent huge Deep Dish of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	ghostly blue government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	wobbly vibrating prohie's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	polymerized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	scorching supercharged Charleston shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	ghostly purple booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	ghostly rare oboe of temperance of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	extremely unsafe bullet necklace of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	delicious immense swamp haunch	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	green nasty Newton's gator shades	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	artisanal bouncing Charleston Choo-Choo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	tolerable weak Velvet Veil	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	artisanal spirit-forward Marltini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	mediocre distilled Strong, Silent Type	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Mysterious Stranger	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	practically non-alcoholic aged Champagne Shimmy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	pulsating the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	Tesla ceramic cestus of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	pulsating curative thinker's ceramic centurion shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	groovy ceramic celery grater of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	flame-retardant lard-coated ceramic celsiturometer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	fuchsia Lo Pan's deadly ceramic cerecloth belt of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	lime green careful chaotic Oprah's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	boiled huge ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	diffused pulsating extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 53
11028	aromatic chiffon chevrons of incineration of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	brainy strapping chiffon chapeau of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	ghostly hardened educational cool chiffon chamberpot	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	shaking purple inspector's chiffon chemise of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	gray inspector's rosewater-soaked rock-hard chiffon chakram	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	ghostly mirror ruddy steel-toed personal trainer's chiffon chaps	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted upside-down chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	extra-cold-filtered diffused upside-down chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
11036	decent tiny chocomotive	1	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	bland snack-sized huge freightcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	hand-crafted cabooze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	blinking plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	green plastic passenger car of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	pulsating sharpshooter's plastic dining car	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	twirling inspector's energetic plastic coal car	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	skewed dance instructor's plastic locomotive	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	squat model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	wobbly pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	liquefied Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 36
11051	moist moist Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 64
11052	polarized Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 15
11053	anodized dry Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 26
11054	boiled dry tumbling Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 61
11055	diffused improved double-tarnished Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 49
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	frosty Trainbot harness	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
11059	teal ping-pong table	0		
11060	mirror Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	steel-toed head-mounted Trainbot of vim and vigor of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	huge censurious wholesome leg-mounted Trainbots of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	careful Annie Oakley's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	olive cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	drinkable fuchsia shaking dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	decent mirror honey-drenched ham slice	3	good	
11071	triple-distilled perfectly mixed special mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	8	EPIC	Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 20
11072	flavorless mirror Crimbo food scraps	4	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	ghostly automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	blurry industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	immense bland steamed oyster	10	decent	
11079	teal really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	yellow deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	wobbly bouncing crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	perfectly mixed fancy weak Crimbosmopolitan	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	decent Crimbo dinner	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	fuchsia train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	twirling The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	jittery unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	stanky sharpshooter's energetic grubby wool hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
11093	family-friendly nasty grubby wool scarf	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11094	shellacked Samson's supercool grubby wool trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 7
11095	greedy miser's inspector's perfumed grubby wool gloves	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: 30, Single Equip
11096	bouncing grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	practically non-alcoholic aged nice warm beer	1	awesome	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	pickled fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	tumbling molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	squat whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	squat hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	narrow stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	olive chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	toothsome pixel bread	4	awesome	
11113	artisanal mirror pixel whiskey	4	EPIC	
11114	twirling pixel rock	0		
11115	maroon wobbly S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	blinking mirror S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	quantum dry glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	activated adjusted corrupted upside-down squat mushroom	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	alkaline altered five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	snack-sized moldy super good fruit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	twisted energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	mirror nasty hot pepper of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	concentrated out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	cyan shaking narrow extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	pickled red fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	pressed colloidal wobbly flapper fly	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	artisanal strong shot of wasp venom	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	moist filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	adjusted non-quantum quantum shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	dry fuchsia pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	frozen concentrated polymerized blurry pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	adjusted angry agate	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	super-polymerized altered lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	jumbo rotten shadow sausage	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	Oprah's Rosewater's shadow skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	pressed cold-filtered shaking shadow flame	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	decent half-sized shadow bread	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	lousy watered-down ghostly shadow fluid	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	acceptable shadow venom	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	distilled pulsating shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	gray stanky sharpshooter's dangerous shadow stick	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	zippy bat paw of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20
11148	blue spinning greedy uncursed bat paw	0		Meat Drop: +20
11149	Usain Bolt's goblin cape of the dark arts of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
11150	lion tamer's uncursed goblin cape	0		Experience (familiar): +2
11151	inspector's Lo Pan's dragon wishbone	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15
11152	dance instructor's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11153	executive flame-retardant greasy supercool stats	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
11154	sizzling uncursed stats	0		Hot Damage: +10
11155	ghostly lightning-fast wholesome arcane orb	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
11156	frosty uncursed arcane orb	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
11157	machete of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
11158	bouncing personal trainer's uncursed machete	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11159	tumbling blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	frightening medallion of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
11162	yellow uncursed medallion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	skewed lime green The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	cyan Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	bouncing shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	squat shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	tumbling wobbly shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	tumbling greasy fortified strapping shadow chef's hat	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	hardened stiffened shadow trousers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 4, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	asbestos-lined baleful shadow hammer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	mirror flame-retardant baleful shadow monocle of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	normal shadow hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	bad red shadow martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	vaporized jittery shadow pill	1		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 15
11185	yellow shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	wobbly skewed monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	concentrated altered dry shadow candy	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 43
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	red replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	skewed dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	ghostly replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	bouncing replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	miser's rosy-cheeked replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	executive avaricious replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: 70, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	cyan shaking fireproof chilly experienced replica navel ring of navel gazing of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	sharpshooter's dance instructor's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	Tesla banded grievous replica haiku katana	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	perfumed asbestos-lined dangerous arcane researcher's replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	Sherlock's stanky occult replica Greatest American Pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
11210	squat replica organ grinder	0		
11211	Rosewater's brainy replica Juju Mojo Mask of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11212	ribald Jack Frost's chaotic replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	fireproof foul-smelling replica plastic vampire fangs of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	electrified replica Camp Scout backpack	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Drops Items
11217	upside-down replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	gray replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	purple replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	gray blurry replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	green shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	pulsating scandalous chilly manspreader's brainy Cincho de Mayo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	olive replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	upside-down replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	jittery replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	pulsating wobbly replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	bouncing replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	blinking replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	squat knitted wool friendly replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: 4, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	yellow twirling knitted coward's grievous replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +3
11242	auspicious censurious rosewater-soaked fireproof chaotic therapeutic veiny baleful personal trainer's smooth replica hewn moon-rune spoon of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	blinking replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	ghostly zippy avaricious dangerous personal trainer's replica Powerful Glove of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	pulsating clever padded personal trainer's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20
11246	chilly supercharged razor-sharp Fonzie's replica industrial fire extinguisher of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	narrow replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	jittery shaking olive replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	stanky beefcake's replica Jurassic Parka	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	huge replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	spinning blurry foul-smelling frosty vibrating replica Cincho de Mayo of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	gray Jack Frost's nippy mansplainer's hardened padded &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	spinning Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	greasy pro skateboard of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	shaking Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	yellow Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	inspector's double-paned nippy Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	shaking Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	improved Vulcanized irradiated tumbling scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	spinning Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	bouncing Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	alkaline Vulcanized red squat scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	wobbly tumbling Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	squat Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	aged yellow Sexy Cosmo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	teal Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	grievous experienced red-soled high heels of horror	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	stale cyburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	shaking mirror wool ncle leg	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11287	rutabuga bag of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60
11288	mesquito proboscis of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
11289	baleful senate fly thorax	0		Spell Damage: +25
11290	denatured irradiated bug juice	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 43
11291	curative spider leg	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11292	razor-sharp beetle antenna	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11293	dance instructor's mantis skull	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11294	energized vacuum-sealed colloidal tumbling chitin powder	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 22
11295	razor-sharp daddy shortlegs leg of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11296	auspicious smartaleck's birdybug antenna	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
11297	kilopede skull of the empath of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25
11298	denatured alkaline haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 13
11299	altered chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 60
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	cyan souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	blinking replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	upside-down jittery boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	stale small watermelon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	ghostly lime green watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	purple thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	flavorless miniature narrow waffle	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	spinning fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	lion tamer's cool cat o' nine teeth	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	tumbling flame-wreathed mansplainer's tooth cap	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	spinning toothy trousers of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	adequate twirling banana split	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	spinning Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	yellow medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	bad bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	bouncing beefcake's baywatch of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	spinning huge Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	shaking consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	dehydrated spinning mirror concentrated cooking	1		
11329	pickled bouncing meat	1		
11330	mixed sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 40
11331	altered hardening cream	1		
11332	pickled pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 30
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	ghostly book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	twirling Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	blue LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	huge map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	dry red sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 55
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	huge rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	avaricious rake	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	red autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	Jim Carey's curative autumnal aegis	0		Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	cold-filtered distilled resin	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	huge super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tumbling tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	impromptu torch of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	jittery strapping fig leaf of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	huge lion tamer's smoldering drape of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	pulsating ribald medical-grade therapeutic ruddy quilted leaf crown of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	spoiled leafy browns	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	galvanized nitrogenated autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	Vulcanized tarnished fuchsia coping juice	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	twirling sinister Da Vinci's groovy candy cane sword cane of the detective of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	pulsating wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	shaking Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	spinning Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	spinning automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	blinking red handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	spinning Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	special bland blurry pickled bread	3	decent	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	flavorless salted mutton	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	decent jumbo corned beet	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	green blinking pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	bland low-calorie peppermint donut	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	twirling chaotic Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Jeselnik's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	fuchsia military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	weak perfectly mixed Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	huge Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	censurious stiffened Crimbuccaneer lantern of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	wobbly Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	tumbling Crimbuccaneer shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	green sizzling Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	altered anodized Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	lightning-fast reassuring Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	mirror studded Elf Guard insignia (general) of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	smooth spinning Crimbow Rainbo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	olive electrified Newton's Elf Guard broom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	bouncing blinking Jim Carey's wicked Rosewater's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	tolerable weak old-school pirate grog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	stale super-sized grog nuts	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	stiffened sawed-off blunderbuss of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	acceptable watered-down officer's nog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	moldy sundae ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	small bland peppermint tack	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	cyan Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	moldy whalesteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	resourceful extremely unsafe educational whalegun	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	ghostly Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	tumbling spinning Jack Frost's baleful Elf Guard clipboard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	smartaleck's pegfinger	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	smooth enchanted and claret	4	awesome	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Elf Guard and beret of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	upside-down stanky Socratic shipwright's hammer of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	electrified studded gunwale of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	mansplainer's hale padded Kelflar vest	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	ionized quadruple-diffused colloidal upside-down whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	Oprah's thinker's Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	healthy banded Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	flame-wreathed cool Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	fireproof Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	flame-retardant lion tamer's massive wrench of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	shaking dog trainer's brown pirate pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	red punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	auspicious greasy friendly dangerous Elf dessert spoon of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	wicked Sinatra's Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	ghostly Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	supercharged personal trainer's free boots	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	spinning baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	supercharged personal trainer's Elvish underarmor of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: 70, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	hardy razor-sharp Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	miniature decent sugarplum ration	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	flavorless fancy gingerbread nylons	3	decent	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	enchanted stale tumbling rum-soaked fruitcake	4	decent	Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	yummy lime	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	normal small twirling gingerbread pirate	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	miniature stale fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	bad skewed mulled wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	artisanal weak Swedish coffee	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	fancy tolerable strong canteen of eggnog	5	good	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	lousy watered-down hot wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	aged strong squat Jamaican coffee	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	artisanal flask of egggrog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	spinning Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	mirror Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	gray pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	triple-distilled delicious yule grog	9	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	adequate wet tack	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	adequate mirror narrow whalecake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	narrow chaotic Oprah's gunwale whalegun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	hand-crafted watered-down and claret	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	asbestos-lined Jim Carey's Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	sinister sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	coward's Annie Oakley's smooth replica Elf Guard medal	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	fuchsia narrow Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	skewed prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	jittery padded weightlifter's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	ghostly My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	censurious brawny barnacle-encrusted sweater of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	jittery wool Jack Frost's personal trainer's Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	ghostly pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	mirror The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	corrupted military candy cane	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 45
11503	flattened huge groggipop	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 29
11504	avaricious moss mace of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	cyan sharpshooter's Oprah's moss megaphone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	baleful dance instructor's moss medal	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	perfumed frosty moss mitre	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	greedy scorching moss mantle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	upside-down MacGyver's moss marlinspike of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	boiled purple huge moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	polarized moss floss	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 43
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	jittery adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	dried adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	chilled pickled double-vacuum-sealed purple adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 66
11520	forbidden crepe paper phrygian cap of the scaredy-cat of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	coward's energetic arcane researcher's crepe paper parachute cape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	stanky weightlifter's crepe paper pie clip of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	double-paned MacGyver's energetic crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	aromatic supercharged wicked crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	flame-wreathed healthy crepe paper polka charm of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	mixed skewed crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	ionized nitrogenated crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 62
11528	gray clever smartaleck's petrified wood war pike	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	pulsating narrow prompt aromatic petrified wood waist protector	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	resourceful petrified wood wizard's pouch of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	tumbling scorching electrified petrified wood water purifier	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	nippy careful petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	bouncing nippy baleful petrified wood walking pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	denatured jittery petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	nitrogenated diffused petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
11536	weak drinkable cybeer	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	spinning fuchsia ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	shaking fuchsia wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	skewed encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	twirling googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	skewed chaotic fortified Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	narrow scandalous Elf Guard war standard of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	zippy ribald Van der Graaf spring shoes	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	Vulcanized ionized teal ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	double-boiled Vulcanized bouncing crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	pulsating smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	green triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	blurry irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	shaking Fonzie's motion sensor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	tumbling blue auspicious Oprah's Everfull Dart Holster	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	lime green research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	friendly steel-toed occult Apriling band helmet of vim and vigor of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	lion tamer's shellacked Socratic strapping Apriling band saxophone	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	red reassuring sizzling sharpshooter's experienced Apriling band quad tom	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	maroon wool vibrating occult experienced Apriling band tuba of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	red skewed crafty padded dangerous slick Apriling band staff of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	olive Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	huge boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	yummy squat yam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	smooth yam martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	artisanal watered-down sweet potato o' mine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	irresponsibly strong acceptable shaking Southern yam	10	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	artisanal practically non-alcoholic sweet potato punch	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	bland upside-down Mayam spinach	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	thick stale twirling yam and swiss	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	prompt baleful razor-sharp yam cannon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	upside-down yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	blue yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	jittery rock-hard quilted dance instructor's furry yam buckler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	wool ribald Jack Frost's yamtility belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	moldy yam slider	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	decent yam mayo	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	adequate blinking narrow yam burrito	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	wobbly mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	stale massive mini kiwi	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	asbestos-lined dog trainer's mini kiwi bikini of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	drinkable skewed mini kiwitini	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	dance instructor's brainy mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	gray mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	thick flavorless mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	drinkable spinning mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	triple-boiled quadruple-unsweetened skewed jittery mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	polarized narrow mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	olive squat Jim Carey's mini kiwi whipping stick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	narrow flame-wreathed mini kiwi icepick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	cold-filtered mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	blurry protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	lime green protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	maroon Lo Pan's MacGyver's messenger bag RNA	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	skewed blurry proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	massive delicious bacteria bisque	6	awesome	
11619	yummy upside-down ciliophora chowder	3	awesome	
11620	stale cream of chloroplasts	3	decent	
11621	squat synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	twirling huge unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	blurry extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	Usain Bolt's greedy gravedigger's crafty tearaway pants of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	spinning twirling blurry baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	blinking tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	practically non-alcoholic tolerable gray shaking Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	huge Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	scorching blade of dismemberment	0		Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	mirror Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	knitted embers-only jacket of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	Socratic bembershoot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	adequate small bouncing jittery wheel of camembert	2	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	arcane researcher's Socratic experienced hat of remembering	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	shaking blurry head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	huge boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	upside-down chilly slick weightlifter's bat wings	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ghostly ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	flame-retardant crafty monocle on a stick	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	savvy plastic pipe of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	razor-sharp fake arrow-through-the-head of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	skewed bow tie of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +7, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	olive studded extremely unsafe fake huge beard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	spinning dog trainer's fortified astronaut helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	auspicious Samson's feather boa	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	squat ruddy personal trainer's Sheriff badge	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	tumbling careful personal trainer's Sheriff pistol	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	occult Sheriff moustache of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	gray cool photo booth supply list of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	low-calorie spoiled fancy whirled peas	1	crappy	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	moldy peaza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	dehydrated twirling drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	modified Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	tumbling quantized familiar	0		
11680	mirror quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	blinking quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	enhanced pea brittle	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	drinkable lime green pulsating peasco	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	bland piece of cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	narrow handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	twirling blinking asbestos-lined friendly deft pirate hook	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	huge aromatic veiny iron tricorn hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	baleful jolly roger flag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	perfectly mixed tankard of spiced rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	aged tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	wobbly packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	huge energetic governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	up-at-dawn governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	groovy governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	wobbly harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	narrow energetic chili powder cutlass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	stale big twirling green Aztec tamale	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	green jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	upside-down pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	mirror groggles of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	narrow Annie Oakley's clever silky pirate drawers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	flattened nitrogenated peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	smooth enchanted hard cocoa	3	awesome	Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	normal twirling salmagumdi	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	bouncing chaotic plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	upside-down stiffened plastic St. Patrick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	mirror energetic Sinatra's plastic Colonel Brando	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	mirror maroon Van der Graaf plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	blurry pulsating curative plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	squat Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	narrow mirror Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	thick decent skewed coney haunch	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	tarnished jittery dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	acceptable moai toai	4	good	
11725	purple Usain Bolt's stiffened Herculean moaiball	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	yellow narrow half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	tarnished unsweetened bouncing twirling four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	rosewater-soaked cool wizardly potato jacket	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	blinking fuchsia traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	miser's military orb of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	enhanced rum ball	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 27
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	pulsating twirling smelly deadly gravyskin hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	smartaleck's gravyskin buckler of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	squat wobbly veiny brawny gravyskin skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	skewed hardy gravyskin pants of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	galvanized vacuum-sealed crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	moldy room scale bean casserole	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	teal fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	fuchsia wobbly ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	censurious flame-wreathed perfect Christmas scarf of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	groovy snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	moist wet narrow jittery LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	therapeutic dance instructor's Congressional Medal of Insanity of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	olive pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	perfectly mixed weak Easter grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	lousy distilled gray Irish eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	delicious fancy canteen of jungle juice	3	awesome	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	drinkable watered-down turchucken	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	bad mechanically-mulled cider	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	drinkable holiday trip around the world	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	adequate chocolate ostrich egg	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	half-sized normal beef and cabbage	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	flavorless half-sized tumbling upside-down candy rations	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	immense delicious double-candied yams	6	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	bland squat Christmas ham	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	diet spoiled holiday smorgasbord	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	friendly bejazzled eyepatch	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	fuchsia Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	green How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	twirling Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	olive Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	avaricious mansplainer's sinister personal trainer's egg gun	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	narrow inspector's Jim Carey's wizardly army helmet of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	huge candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	bland massive jittery Thanksgiving ration	7	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	mediocre boozy Easter eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	mixed wobbly clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	skewed energetic banded baleful Rosewater's nylon Christmas stockings	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	vacuum-sealed deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	wobbly mirror blurry McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	healthy McHugeLarge duffel bag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	boxer's cool McHugeLarge left pole of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	skewed Usain Bolt's occult brawny McHugeLarge right pole	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	chaotic McHugeLarge left ski of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	shellacked McHugeLarge right ski of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	upside-down 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	pickled eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	wobbly blurry datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	jittery dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	blue dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	red dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	purple pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	purple server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	spinning 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	gray dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	purple logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	vaporized psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	squat yellow dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	spinning dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	jittery dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	skewed shaking dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	bouncing hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	twirling ninja crampons	0		
11832	pulsating pulsating ninja carabiner	0		
11833	anodized nitrogenated pulsating shaking synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 47
11834	modified narrow iDrops	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 16
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	twirling heat arc	0		
11839	skewed spinning scrape	0		
11840	ghostly phantom digit	0		
11841	twirling foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	green Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	twirling flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	blurry upside-down stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	ghostly foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	squat grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	narrow carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	blue Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	altered blinking scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	tumbling table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	artisanal enchanted pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	EPIC	Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	altered blurry gray phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	dehydrated blurry leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	moldy ghostly Heck ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	tasty maroon burrito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	flavorless tumbling small beer brat	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	spoiled spinning peach pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	rotten incredible mini-pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	watered-down lousy Divine sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	watered-down acceptable tangarita sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	perfectly mixed high-proof gimlet sidecar	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	practically non-alcoholic acceptable huge vodka stratocaster sidecar	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	hand-crafted prussian cathouse sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	mediocre Mon Tiki sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	mirror MacGyver's sage April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	adjusted anodized cold-filtered yellow jittery wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	tolerable Three Sheets to the Wind	3	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	bland pile of wet dates	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	huge upside-down papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	upside-down wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	friendly wet shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	horrifying wet shower shoes	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	teal Temple Grandin's wet shower shorts	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	warmed nitrogenated wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	triple-liquefied frozen wet paperback	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	therapeutic wet shower radio	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	pulsating teal wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	ghostly brawny birthday bloon	0		Muscle Percent: +20
11903	moist wet blurry jawwetter	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 24
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	prompt greasy Sinatra's Peridot of Peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	blurry lion tamer's terrycloth turban	0		Experience (familiar): +2
11907	prompt jockey's hat	0		Adventures: +3
11908	upside-down greedy sharpshooter's hat	0		Meat Drop: +20
11909	greedy extra-tight skullcap	0		Meat Drop: +20
11910	flame-wreathed sturdy pith helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11911	nasty bishop's mitre	0		Stench Damage: +5
11912	upside-down tin foil hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11913	skewed purple Oprah's construction hardhat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
11914	imposing pilgrim's hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11915	spinning crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	tumbling grievous stylish bycocket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	ghostly flak shield	0		
11921	mirror Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	huge cyan yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	bouncing exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	sharpshooter's Axis helmet of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
11925	chaotic extremely unsafe Axis fatigues	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
11926	executive greedy Axis suspenders	0		Meat Drop: 60, Single Equip
11927	wobbly stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	teal huge priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	pulsating nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	blinking Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	green rosy-cheeked savvy Allied Radio Backpack of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	pulsating orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	pulsating ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	tumbling confetti grenade	0		
11937	spoiled Skeleton Wars rations	3	crappy	
11938	triple-distilled delicious skeleton war fuel can	9	awesome	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	blue bouncing M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	wobbly frightening dog trainer's Annie Oakley's Allied Forces insignia	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	fuchsia Axis codebook	0		
11948	quantum denatured Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	green manspreader's bully badge	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	greasy time cop top hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	powdered blurry red twirling mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	spoiled half-sized toast with mixed berry jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	adequate narrow cup of sugar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	snack-sized rotten gray Susie's cupcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	huge clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	twirling MacGyver's dangerous the gun of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	hand-crafted blue wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	ghostly undersea surveying goggles of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	extra-dry drinkable enchanted Ocean-Touched Rum	5	good	Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 15
11964	dehydrated pulsating water-logged pill	1		
11965	small decent kelp puck	2	good	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	mirror scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	modified mirror octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 21
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	olive Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	mirror unblemished pearl	0		
11977	dentadent of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	double-paned nippy clever deadly brainy blood cubic zirconia of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	distilled yellow twirling blood thinner	1		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	tolerable olive pheromone cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	spoiled spinal tapas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	scorching fortified cool shrunken head	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	lime green small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	skewed red knucklebone	0		
12052	bad Smoking Pope	3	decent	
12053	bland prize turkey	3	decent	
12054	twisted mirror medicinal gruel	1		
12055	toothsome spinning fuchsia full-sized pumpkin pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	artisanal vodka cranberry sauce	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	altered quantum bouncing yammed candy	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	bland treasure chestnut	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	weak lousy blue mulled butter rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	deionized polarized narrow cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	ghostly hardened plastic left skeleton arm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	olive ribald plastic left skeleton leg	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	groovy plastic right skeleton arm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	plastic right skeleton leg of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	plastic skeleton pelvis of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	ghostly discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	mirror padded experienced angelbone kilt	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	deadly angelbone totem	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	strapping angelbone chopsticks	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	huge steel-toed educational angelbone mantle	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	smelly angelbone dice	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	zippy angelbone halo of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	altered narrow angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	denatured skewed purple biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 61
12076	prompt supercool devilbone helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	ghostly twirling zippy devilbone greaves	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	jittery hardy devilbone shinguards of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	devilbone corset of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	lightning-fast wool devilbone flute	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	huge Van der Graaf devilbone rosary	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	dehydrated ghostly devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	anodized Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 55
12116	maroon burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	spinning burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	upside-down burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	blurry Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	brawny extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	maroon The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	lousy ghostly Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	upside-down crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	weak bad bottle of prize-winning rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	Temple Grandin's personal trainer's Santa-Slayer medal of horror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	shaking Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	enhanced extra-frozen pulsating boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	ionized quadruple-enhanced alkaline boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	alkaline warmed boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	family-friendly Temple Grandin's healthy smoldering vertebra	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	blurry seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	olive friendly Van der Graaf hot boning knife of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	fuchsia coward's electrified medical-grade fistbone	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	family-friendly hardy burnt bone belt of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	mirror vibrating scorched skull trophy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	moldy wing bone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	distilled delicious twirling weak skeleton venom	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	denatured baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	purple Oprah's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	ruddy plastic skeleton skull	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	brawny plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	huge assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	bouncing sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	tumbling undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	manspreader's sharpshooter's scorched skeleton mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	veiny sage scorched skeleton shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	dog trainer's groovy scorched skeleton pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	twirling Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	spinning Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	lime green quilted Sinatra's fireproof bonesaw	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	Jeselnik's supercharged vermiculite shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	rosewater-soaked ship's lantern	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	gravedigger's Socratic heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	adequate traditional gingerloaf	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	mediocre mirror Scotch and eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	adjusted altered polarized upside-down huge counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	weak perfectly mixed &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	mirror crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	spoiled big wedge of prize-winning cheese	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	improved liquefied gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 33
12179	Newton's glimmering crystal of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	tumbling Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	blinking Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	cyan Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	bouncing intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	wobbly unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	yellow shaking Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	quadruple-concentrated Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	improved narrow Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	activated yellow Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	gray bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	stiffened baleful and dress	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	vibrating weightlifter's and dress	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	enhanced Vulcanized dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	wobbly rosy-cheeked dinosaur bone club	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	auspicious mansplainer's dinosaur skull helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	teal wool Fonzie's slick dinosaur bone corset	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	drinkable teal Pork Elf cough syrup	3	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	jittery Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	bouncing Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	moldy rat pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	narrow fuchsia Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	olive nasty MacGyver's hoverboard of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	smelly scorching healthy left shark fin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	educational fitness tracking bracelet	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	twisted candy bone	1		
12215	wobbly wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	decent discarded hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	practically non-alcoholic artisanal most of a beer	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	adequate ghostly can of tuna	3	good	
12227	small moldy alien salad	2	crappy	
12228	flavorless bite-sized ratbatatouille	1	decent	
12229	rotten bouncing onigiri	3	crappy	
12230	enchanted flavorless crudit&eacute;s	3	decent	Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 5
12231	rotten huge tumbling sauced mutton	8	crappy	
12232	small rotten hot honey ant	2	crappy	
12233	flavorless tomb aspic	3	decent	
12234	delicious later tots	3	awesome	
12235	snack-sized rotten Frutti di Scatoletta	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	half-sized spoiled Pesto alla Marziano	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	decent low-calorie ghostly Arrattabbattabiata	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	moldy Orzo di Riso	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	half-sized normal Pasta Grimavera	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	rotten super-sized skewed Linguini Ubriacapa	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	bland Formica e Pepe	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	rotten thick Tubetto Gelatto	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	flavorless small narrow Gnocci Domani	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	huge Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	fuchsia second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	toasty experienced Space Soldier Helmet	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +5
12253	tasty snack-sized premium turkey leg	2	awesome	
12254	acceptable styrofoam cup of mead	4	good	
12255	sword of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
12256	friendly staff	0		Familiar Weight: +3
12257	ghostly toasty lute	0		Hot Damage: +5
12258	gray shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	wobbly dance instructor's The Wizard's Android of the empath of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25
12261	squat flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	lard-coated tactical jester's cap of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	blinking single-use sword	0		
12265	maroon lightning-fast flimsy plastic helmet	0		Initiative: +40
12266	scorching flimsy plastic greaves	0		Hot Damage: +25
12267	wizardly flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Mysticality: +25
12268	Temple Grandin's flimsy plastic shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7
12269	gray packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	huge auspicious Portable Laughing Stock of James Dean of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	rosy-cheeked deadly boxer's Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
12272	stale thick classic banana	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	toothsome blue watermelon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	rotten quince	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	tiny decent squat mirror classic banana pie	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	tarnished ionized essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	tarnished cold-filtered purple banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	smooth extra-dry Aesop Daiquiri	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	bad high-proof Monkey Congress	6	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	bland gigantic blinking watermelon pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	unsweetened lime green concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	deionized polarized Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	delicious Melonegroni	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	hand-crafted cyan Melonade Spritz	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	adequate enchanted big quince pie	5	good	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	quantum frozen quince quaff	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	activated bouncing narrow Quickquince	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	practically non-alcoholic bad Quiskey Sour	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	mediocre watered-down Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	drinkable Roth IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	horrifying underdraft protection of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	adequate blurry teal soybean futures	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	double-pressed improved skewed ghostly housing bubble	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	nitrogenated improved Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 62
12298	squat ghostly Jim Carey's deadly financial instrument	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	green twirling steel-toed hedge fund clippers of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	smelly selling shorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	blinking bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	personal trainer's smartaleck's 401k ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	adjusted blinking bouncing invisible hand	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	denatured deionized moist teal circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	galvanized warmed blinking mint	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	vaporized huge upside-down toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	boiled intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	vaporized pulsating liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	olive gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	practically non-alcoholic lousy Malattia Becco Malbec	1	decent	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	squat spinning Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	mirror Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	ghostly Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	wobbly mirror can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"