-1	bad lime green Petite Porter	3	decent	
-2	drinkable watered-down huge Scrawny Stout	2	good	
-3	fancy smooth Infinitesimal IPA	3	awesome	
-4	enchanted artisanal eggnogtini	3	EPIC	
-5	hand-crafted ghostly candycaine	3	EPIC	
-6	hand-crafted braincracker sweet	4	EPIC	
-16	mediocre watered-down fermented honey	2	decent	
-17	drinkable moons-shine	3	good	
-18	acceptable triple-distilled green blurry gin	9	good	
-19	special watered-down perfectly mixed twirling ecto-nog	2	EPIC	
-20	perfectly mixed spinning hot toady	4	EPIC	
-21	bad hot choculate	3	decent	
-49	delicious watered-down Cyder	2	awesome	
-50	lousy extra-dry Oil Nog	5	decent	
-51	triple-distilled drinkable Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	10	good	
-58	drinkable pulsating Grimacider	4	good	
-59	artisanal practically non-alcoholic bouncing Isotope Nog	1	EPIC	
-60	weak hand-crafted Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	EPIC	
-70	perfectly mixed special Gin and Herring	4	EPIC	
-71	perfectly mixed enchanted Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	EPIC	
-72	hand-crafted Antarctic Ice Tea	3	EPIC	
-76	drinkable purple CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	good	
-77	bad twirling CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	decent	
-78	bad red CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	4	decent	
-82	hand-crafted twirling Horseradish-infused Vodka	3	EPIC	
-83	tolerable spirit-forward green Jerkitini	5	good	
-84	lousy boozy cyan wobbly pulsating Desert Island Iced Tea	5	decent	
-88	mediocre wobbly Crimbo Saketini	4	decent	
-89	bad strong Crimboku Drop	5	decent	
-90	tolerable pulsating Flaming Crimbo Log	3	good	
-107	aged watered-down Fortified Eggnog Slurry	2	awesome	
-108	practically non-alcoholic lousy Hot Buttered Rum	1	decent	
-109	mediocre weak lime green Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	decent