1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	wobbly ghostly hale helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	pulsating turtle totem	0		
5	olive pasta spoon	0		
6	extremely unsafe ravioli hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	jittery executive disco mask	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	blue stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	bouncing gray mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	vaporized ghostly moxie weed	1		
15	compressed strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 30
16	vaporized magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	low-calorie decent noodles	1	good	
18	pulsating tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife	0		Item Drop: +5
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	twirling sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	lime green chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	lime green Dolphin King's map	0		
27	shaking spider web	0		
28	pulsating shaking really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Bjorn's Hammer of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	yellow snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	spinning Fonzie's Dolphin King's crown	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	rosewater-soaked Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Stench Resistance: +3
36	asbestos-lined Knob Goblin tongs	0		Hot Resistance: +5
37	blue banded viking helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	steel-toed Knob Goblin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	delicious practically non-alcoholic ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1	awesome	
42	blinking hermit permit	0		
43	blue upside-down worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	wobbly figurine	0		
47	snack-sized flavorless mirror hot buttered roll	2	decent	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	stale purple bowl of cottage cheese	3	decent	
50	Annie Oakley's Rock and Roll Legend	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	spinning cyan avaricious Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	dangerous stone banjo	0		Weapon Damage: +10
54	brawny weightlifter's Disco Banjo	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror"
58	huge stone turtle	0		
59	shaking skewed slingshot	0		
60	arcane researcher's Mace of the Tortoise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	adequate fortune cookie	4	good	
62	brainy oriole-feather headdress	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	maroon action figure body	0		
64	olive action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	maroon twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	ghostly sage Pasta Spoon of Peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	ghostly Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	greasy stakes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
72	blurry baleful barskin hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	bouncing green barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	olive blurry Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	stick of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
78	blue upside-down rock-hard pretty bouquet	0		Damage Reduction: 5
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic ice-cold Willer	1	EPIC	
82	ring	0		
83	maroon shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	bouncing squat horrifying basic meat sword	0		Spooky Damage: +25
94	basic meat pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	MacGyver's basic meat helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	dope gangsta bling-bling of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
97	upside-down cyan smelly pimpin' meat hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	wobbly dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	tumbling meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	mirror nippy stylish staff	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +10
104	scarecrow	0		
105	low-calorie moldy fancy bowl of charms	1	crappy	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 25
106	ketchup	1	decent	
107	catsup	1	good	
108	stick	0		
109	pulsating squat crossbow string	0		
110	twirling wool basic meat staff	0		Cold Resistance: +1
111	shaking smartaleck's basic meat crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +30
112	blurry family-friendly slick meatloaf helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	blurry red Temple Grandin's dripping meat sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7
114	Rosewater's dripping meat staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
115	skewed gray groovy dripping meat crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10
116	huge ruddy occult Bugfinder Blade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40
117	blinking Gnollish plunger	0		
118	huge spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	squat cog	0		
121	olive sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	skewed full meat tank	0		
126	narrow meat engine	0		
127	shaking Fonzie's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
128	careful meat pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	wobbly healthy third-hand nunchaku	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
130	smartaleck's eyepatch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	red frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	maroon bouncing Certificate of Participation	0		
134	yellow bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tumbling tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	huge ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	huge blurry narrow dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	teal anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	twirling dinghy plans	0		
147	family-friendly eXtreme meat sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
148	Sinatra's eXtreme meat staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
149	smelly eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
150	mirror manspreader's razor-sharp Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	manspreader's Elder Turtle Shell of incineration	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	gray spinning strapping Colander of Em-er'il of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	Ancient Saucehelm of terror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	slick Disco 'Fro Pick of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	tumbling yellow perfumed groovy El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	cyan Dramatic™ range	0		
158	mirror Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	tasty miniature spinning ghuol egg	2	awesome	
162	stale ghuol egg quiche	3	decent	
163	quilted skeleton bone	0		Damage Absorption: +40
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	delicious ghuol-ear kabob	3	awesome	
168	medical-grade bone rattle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
169	blinking bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	yummy miniature fuchsia lihc eye pie	2	awesome	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	narrow maroon taco shell	0		
174	skewed Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	spoiled uncooked chorizo	3	crappy	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	wobbly detective skull	0		
179	big spoiled enchanted chorizo taco	5	crappy	Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 10
180	mediocre twirling ice-cold fotie	4	decent	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	twirling briefcase	0		
185	wobbly fat stacks of cash	0		
186	cyan bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	batskin belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	mirror huge shellacked Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	fireproof ring	0		Hot Resistance: +3
200	bite-sized adequate rat appendix kabob	1	good	
201	small normal cyan bat wing kabob	2	good	
202	toothsome carob chunks	3	awesome	
203	blurry herbs	0		
204	tasty tiny carob chunk cookies	1	awesome	
205	wobbly secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	twirling hippy herbal tea	1	EPIC	
208	red patchouli incense stick	0		
209	skewed wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	asbestos-lined fortified filthy corduroys	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	flame-wreathed filthy knitted dread sack	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	rotten upside-down carob brownies	4	crappy	
217	miniature delicious blinking herb brownies	2	awesome	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	Rosewater's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	chilly phat turquoise bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +5
224	pulsating energetic eyepatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	rotten blue tofu casserole	4	crappy	
226	altered can of Red Minotaur	1	awesome	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 25
227	ghostly manspreader's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Monster Level: +10
228	blinking Da Vinci's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
229	miser's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +10
230	spinning brainy dead guy's watch	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	narrow spinning Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	Bigger Bugfinder Blade of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100
236	yellow Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	special acceptable skewed spinning bottle of gin	3	good	Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 35
238	tolerable bottle of vodka	4	good	
239	tumbling fuchsia Orcish baseball cap of the ox of the brute	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	gray executive sharpshooter's Orcish cargo shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	gray Orcish frat-paddle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
242	stale	3	decent	
243	toothsome grapefruit	3	awesome	
244	flavorless gigantic ghostly grapes	9	decent	
245	tasty olive	3	awesome	
246	special bland tomato	4	decent	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 50
247	squat cyan fermenting powder	0		
248	tolerable high-proof salty dog	7	good	
249	delicious watered-down jittery bloody mary	2	awesome	
250	perfectly mixed mirror screwdriver	3	EPIC	
251	perfectly mixed high-proof red martini	7	EPIC	
252	boozy artisanal bloody beer	5	EPIC	
253	bad shot of schnapps	3	decent	
254	bad shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	decent	
255	lousy fine wine	3	decent	
256	hand-crafted shot of tomato schnapps	3	EPIC	
257	artisanal distilled jittery extra-spicy bloody mary	5	EPIC	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	spinning snake skin	0		
260	decent White Citadel fries	4	good	
261	rotten miniature White Citadel burger	2	crappy	
262	bland piece of wedding cake	3	decent	
263	special decent chocolate chips	3	good	Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 30
264	decent thick chocolate chip cookies	5	good	
265	grievous satin pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	weak drinkable lightning	2	good	
267	green mullet wig of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	careful meat cowboy hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	perfumed sword	0		Stench Resistance: +5
270	picket fence	0		
271	pickled huge skewed narrow barbell	1		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 45
272	compressed maroon concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	boiled purple shaking spinning moxie weed	1		
274	upside-down Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	blurry mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	altered extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 25
278	altered mirror jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
279	modified blinking olive suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 5
280	lime green Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	maroon Boris's key	0		
283	wobbly Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	spinning Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	tumbling steel-toed walrus-tusk earring	0		Damage Reduction: 9
286	asbestos-lined ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
287	double-paned Boris's ring	0		Cold Resistance: +5
288	squat potato sprout	0		
289	blue Jarlsberg's earring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
290	ghostly shellacked Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Damage Reduction: 7
291	tumbling Van der Graaf energetic can of maces	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
292	wobbly rubber axe of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
293	ghostly hardy Newton's chef's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	jittery supercool pail	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	upside-down lion tamer's demonskin trousers	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	ruddy dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	activated tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
298	non-oxidized wobbly lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 40
299	alkaline pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
300	magnetized flattened jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 65
301	twirling flat dough	0		
302	toothsome diet Knob sausage	1	awesome	
303	miniature delicious Knob mushroom	2	awesome	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	stiffened Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	nippy Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	denatured moist irradiated Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 37
308	careful Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	tumbling auspicious Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	blurry Knob Goblin elite polearm of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
311	mirror red hill of beans	0		
312	bouncing frosty Knob Goblin visor	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	wobbly Crown of the Goblin King of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	decent lime green jittery bean burrito	4	good	
315	rotten bean burrito	4	crappy	
316	delicious small insanely bean burrito	2	awesome	
317	decent fancy snack-sized red bean burrito	2	good	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 35
318	spoiled fancy bean burrito	3	crappy	Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 40
319	big rotten insanely bean burrito	5	crappy	
320	yummy bat haggis	3	awesome	
321	normal menudo	3	good	
322	flavorless goat cheese	3	decent	
323	normal plain pizza	3	good	
324	toothsome bite-sized sausage pizza	1	awesome	
325	diet delicious goat cheese pizza	1	awesome	
326	tiny moldy mushroom pizza	1	crappy	
327	goat	0		
328	acceptable practically non-alcoholic yellow squat bottle of whiskey	1	good	
329	gray horrifying goat beard	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	drinkable Canadian	3	good	
332	yummy lemon	3	awesome	
333	stale lime	3	decent	
334	blinking crafty sabre teeth	0		Maximum MP: +10
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	pulsating avaricious consolation ribbon	0		Meat Drop: +30
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	ghostly tenderizing hammer	0		
339	shaking Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	quantum Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 38
341	ionized Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 45
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	colloidal Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 69
344	squat jittery purple Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	blinking Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	spinning green scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	ninja mask of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	upside-down icy katana hilt	0		
350	huge twirling hot katana blade	0		
351	jittery nasty Jack Frost's icy-hot katana	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5
352	toasty ninja hot pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	narrow ninja stars	0		
354	resourceful educational nunchaku	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50
355	eXtreme scarf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	upside-down foul-smelling snowboarder pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	decent gr8ps	3	good	
359	decent special diet t8r tots	1	good	Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 10
360	jittery MacGyver's miner's helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	hardened miner's pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	blurry beefcake's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Muscle: +25
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	ghostly asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	squat asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	skewed chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	yellow asbestos meat stack	0		
377	lime green twirling chrome meat stack	0		
378	twirling blue wicked linoleum sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5
379	family-friendly Van der Graaf linoleum staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
380	cyan dog trainer's linoleum crossbow of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
381	crafty shellacked asbestos sword	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10
382	cool asbestos staff of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
383	auspicious asbestos crossbow of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
384	olive shaking Sherlock's brainy chrome sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +25
385	beefy chrome staff of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100
386	steel-toed padded chrome crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
387	twirling fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	double-paned meaty helmet turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	stylish asbestos helmet turtle	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	scorching linoleum helmet turtle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	squat hardy chrome helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	twirling penguin skin	0		
394	narrow yak skin	0		
395	skewed hippopotamus skin	0		
396	jittery stylish penguin shorts	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	sizzling yakskin pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	mirror Sherlock's hippopotamus pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	huge Sinatra's eXtreme mittens	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	green Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	upside-down careful swashbuckling pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	huge shoulder parrot of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
404	supercool acoustic guitarrr	0		Moxie Percent: +20
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	friendly sk8board	0		Familiar Weight: +3
411	wobbly squat teal squat Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
414	deadly crowbarrr	0		Weapon Damage: +5
415	horrifying leotarrrd	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	razor-sharp safarrri hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	oxidized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 41
418	extra-oxidized electrified dry Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 48
419	boiled ghostly huge serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 36
420	activated nitrogenated mirror tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 49
421	nitrogenated philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 11
422	dry wet potion of potency	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 23
423	cold-filtered double-polymerized yellow cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 34
424	corrupted blurry ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 67
425	chilled chilled ionized bouncing oil of expertise	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 61
426	super-electrified Vulcanized shaking potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 69
427	energetic box	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	huge gray beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	bouncing acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	blurry ghostly banded clown shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Clowniness: 25
432	nippy bloody clown pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	knitted balloon helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	wobbly frightening dangerous balloon sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	maroon chef skull	0		
438	wobbly chef-in-the-box	0		
439	spinning bartender skull	0		
440	fuchsia bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	huge chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	blurry bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	narrow boxer's box-in-the-box	0		Muscle Percent: +10
446	olive nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	mirror foul-smelling box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Stench Damage: +10
448	stylish thinker's foolscap fool's cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	jittery energetic clown nose	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	blinking pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	spinning blue sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	special moldy jumbo olive	3	crappy	Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 10
456	artisanal triple-distilled green dry martini	10	EPIC	
457	shaking ye olde golde frontes of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	mirror pixel	0		
461	squat squat pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pulsating pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	skewed jittery pixel potion	0		
467	toothsome tumbling pixel pie	4	awesome	
468	ghostly ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	tolerable fortified Imp Ale	5	good	
471	tiny decent hot wing	1	good	
472	diamond-studded cane of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	narrow flame-wreathed crutch	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
474	shaking cast	0		
475	blinking frightening mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	Tesla cool infernal insoles	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
478	blurry evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	scorching Mr. Container	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Newbiesport™ backpack of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	boxer's hemp backpack	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	occult Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
487	olive ribald arrrgyle socks	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
488	shaking green guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	clever mesh cap of horror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	squat enormous belt buckle	0		
492	Oprah's dangerous chaps	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	tumbling batblade of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
495	jittery mirror catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	big rotten papaya	5	crappy	
499	veiny experienced denim axe	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	spoiled jumbo Elfin shortbread	5	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	toothsome low-calorie skewed tumbling skewered cat appendix	1	awesome	
504	evil arches	0		
505	bouncing wobbly gnatwing earring of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +20
506	massive decent enchanted Hell broth	6	good	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 20
507	stiffened thunderrr guitarrr	0		Damage Reduction: 1
508	narrow sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	adequate Boris's key lime pie	3	good	
514	snack-sized rotten Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2	crappy	
515	special rotten blurry Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 45
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	mansplainer's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mirror mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	ghostly leaflet	0		
521	shaking kickback cookbook	0		Item Drop: +5
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	mirror rewinged stab bat	0		
524	watered-down lousy papaya sling	2	decent	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	tumbling pulsating volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	upside-down fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	oxidized irradiated spray paint	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 50
531	Temple Grandin's special sauce glove	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	spinning Temple Grandin's ladle of mystery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Sauceror"
533	squat spinning Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	spinning bridge	0		
536	shaking dictionary	0		
537	purple pr0n legs	0		
538	smartaleck's f3d0r4	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	irradiated Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 30
541	padded beefy draggin' ball hat	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	squat Tesla 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	rotten blinking Trollhouse cookies	3	crappy	
544	censurious lion tamer's talons	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3
545	adequate purple Spam Witch sammich	4	good	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	blinking 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	half-sized spoiled pr0n cocktail	2	crappy	
555	pulsating Tesla dangerous drywall axe	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
556	pulsating Pine-Fresh air freshener of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
557	practically non-alcoholic mediocre whiskey and cola	1	decent	
558	decent papaya taco	3	good	
559	twirling razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	fancy spoiled small stalk of asparagus	2	crappy	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 50
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	smooth triple-distilled Mad Train wine	10	awesome	
565	sharpshooter's hobo gloves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
566	bum cheek of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	normal Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	good	
569	bland Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	decent	
570	tasty Chicken Sandwich	4	awesome	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	flavorless Children's Meal of the Damned	4	decent	
573	flavorless tumbling noodles	3	decent	
574	spoiled special noodles	4	crappy	Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 50
575	delicious painful penne pasta	4	awesome	
576	low-calorie tasty ravioli della hippy	1	awesome	
577	enchanted flavorless bite-sized blurry pr0n m4nic0tti	1	decent	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 50
578	stale Hell ramen	3	decent	
579	miniature flavorless boring spaghetti	2	decent	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	narrow schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	yellow Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	flavorless fettucini Inconnu	4	decent	
584	normal wobbly spaghetti with Skullheads	3	good	
585	stale miniature gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	decent	
586	up-at-dawn aromatic ridiculously huge sword	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
587	corrupted super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 18
588	spinning soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	immense delicious red cocoa eggshell fragment	7	awesome	
590	rotten ghostly cocoa eggshell fragment	4	crappy	
591	narrow cocoa egg	0		
592	bouncing house	0		
593	twirling cyan phonics down	0		
594	boxer's amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Muscle Percent: +10
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	energetic titanium assault umbrella	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
597	smartaleck's Mohawk wig	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	tumbling the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	Usain Bolt's pants of the Slug Lord	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	Usain Bolt's Dr. Hobo's scalpel of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	bouncing Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	squat Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	electrified bouncing blurry probability potion	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 23
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	super-moist non-unsweetened Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 44
618	vacuum-sealed yellow mirror Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 47
619	upside-down needle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
620	dry thin candle	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 41
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	bouncing Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	spinning ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	eye of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	smartaleck's furry pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	tumbling disturbing fanfic of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
633	ghostly shaking healthy wolf mask of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	fuchsia cool whip	0		
635	reassuring paper umbrella	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
636	blurry cyan meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	ghostly asshat of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	moldy snack-sized abominable snowcone	2	crappy	
640	fancy Ent cider	1	awesome	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 30
641	spoiled enchanted toast	4	crappy	Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 10
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	thick delicious fruitcake	5	awesome	
647	red present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	pulsating censurious Crimbo sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	tumbling Jack Frost's Crimbo hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	slick Crimbo pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	frosty exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
652	twirling quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	wobbly star chart	0		
657	studded star sword	0		Damage Absorption: +80
658	bouncing star crossbow of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
659	shaking star staff of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
660	green stanky star pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	teal blurry crafty star hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	thinker's star buckler	0		Mysticality: +10
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	lime green Richard's star key	0		
666	mansplainer's crafty steaming evil of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15
667	spinning castle map	0		
668	wobbly frosty spiked femur	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
669	stale snack-sized red ghuol guolash	2	decent	
670	deadly lihc face	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	blinking lard-coated veiny grave robbing shovel	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
672	decent cranberries	4	good	
673	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bouncing vodka and cranberry	1	decent	
674	practically non-alcoholic acceptable whiskey	1	good	
675	yellow skull of the Bonerdagon of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	Lo Pan's badass belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	practically non-alcoholic drinkable roll in the hay	1	good	
680	distilled hand-crafted slap and tickle	5	EPIC	
681	perfectly mixed bouncing slip 'n' slide	4	EPIC	
682	smooth mirror a sump'm sump'm	4	awesome	
683	hand-crafted horizontal tango	4	EPIC	
684	irresponsibly strong lousy pink pony	9	decent	
685	miser's lard-coated sharpshooter's Mr. Shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
686	hale knuckles	0		Maximum HP: +20
687	frozen blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 33
688	foul-smelling pixel hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	healthy pixel pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	pixel sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
691	digital key	0		
692	tumbling wobbly Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	vibrating harem girl t-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
694	lard-coated Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
696	therapeutic frilly shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
697	Tesla soggy wofl t-shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
698	teal loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
699	banded pirate shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100
700	teal lard-coated filthy hippy poncho	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
701	floral print shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
702	coconut bikini top of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
703	blinking olive stylish goth kid t-shirt	0		Moxie: +25
704	red hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	tumbling porquoise	0		
707	bouncing pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	bouncing chaotic veiny hamethyst earring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
712	blue avaricious Newton's hamethyst necklace of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
713	twirling narrow executive foul-smelling hamethyst bracelet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
714	coward's energetic healthy hamethyst ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
715	jittery mirror avaricious occult baconstone earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
716	scandalous baconstone pendant of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
717	coward's baconstone bracelet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
718	bouncing toasty coward's stiffened baconstone ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
719	wobbly dangerous Herculean porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10
720	up-at-dawn porquoise necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
721	quilted Newton's porquoise bracelet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40
722	asbestos-lined clever porquoise ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
723	fancy decent ghostly Knoll mushroom	3	good	Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 10
724	super-sized moldy blurry mushroom	5	crappy	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	lightning-fast huge mirror shard	0		Initiative: +40
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	skewed teal fishtank	0		
731	fuchsia fish hose	0		
732	twirling hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	MacGyver's quilted Fonzie's makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Adventure Underwater
735	easter egg balloon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
736	teal blinking stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	banded tambourine	0		Damage Absorption: +100
741	broken skull	0		
742	decent Knoll shroomkabob	3	good	
743	normal miniature narrow mushroom	2	good	
744	tarnished deionized hair spray	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 13
746	stat script	0		
747	purple squat Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	twirling gourd potion	0		
749	normal warm mushroom	4	good	
750	tasty mushroom quesadilla	3	awesome	
751	huge spoiled huge cool mushroom	6	crappy	
752	snack-sized decent cool mushroom casserole	2	good	
753	rotten pointy mushroom	3	crappy	
754	stale diet squat cream of pointy mushroom soup	1	decent	
755	yummy mushroom	3	awesome	
756	decent mushroom	4	good	
757	snack-sized rotten mushroom	2	crappy	
758	adequate ghostly ghost cucumber	4	good	
759	maroon dill	0		
760	red vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	perfectly mixed high-proof special especially salty dog	8	EPIC	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 10
763	mirror ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	normal thick pulsating spectral pickle	5	good	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	modified corrupted boiled shaking cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 45
768	censurious spork	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
769	nasty voodoo doll	0		Stench Damage: +5
770	groovy basic meat fez of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	blinking tassel	0		
772	rosewater-soaked foon	0		Stench Resistance: +3
773	fireproof basic meat spork of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
774	reassuring scorching basic meat foon	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
775	blue Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	kneecapping stick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
777	purple iron pasta spoon of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
778	support cummerbund of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	deionized boiled skewed mafia aria	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 25
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	delicious Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	spoiled cyan spinning strawberry	4	crappy	
787	fancy lousy bottle of rum	3	decent	Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 15
788	weak artisanal twirling strawberry daiquiri	2	EPIC	
789	drinkable practically non-alcoholic rum and cola	1	good	
790	hand-crafted watered-down teal grog	2	EPIC	
791	shellacked Mafia bow tie of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	blue upside-down bouncing nippy Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only
793	pressed oil of stability	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 13
794	chilled super-moist twirling fuchsia oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 34
795	smooth watered-down Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	sharpshooter's curative studded cement shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	high-proof hand-crafted rockin' wagon	8	EPIC	
798	triple-distilled artisanal skewed ocean motion	7	EPIC	
799	triple-distilled mediocre fuzzbump	10	decent	
800	moldy pulsating poutine	3	crappy	
801	decent narrow Knob stir-fry	3	good	
804	decent twirling Knoll stir-fry	4	good	
805	stale low-calorie stir-fry	1	decent	
806	moldy asparagus stir-fry	4	crappy	
807	spoiled bouncing shaking olive stir-fry	3	crappy	
808	stale Knob sausage stir-fry	4	decent	
809	decent super-sized mirror bat wing stir-fry	5	good	
810	rotten snack-sized rat appendix stir-fry	2	crappy	
811	spoiled bouncing tofu stir-fry	4	crappy	
812	bland pr0n stir-fry	3	decent	
813	flavorless Knob shells	4	decent	
814	immense moldy gray bätzle	6	crappy	
815	bland ratini	4	decent	
816	thick yummy Knob stroganoff	5	awesome	
817	flavorless menudo ravioli	4	decent	
818	bouncing plus sign	0		
819	jittery shaking milky potion	0		
820	jittery swirly potion	0		
821	squat bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	pulsating cyan cloudy potion	0		
824	mirror effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	flavorless royal jelly	3	decent	
831	mirror small box	0		
832	narrow box	0		
833	clever vorpal blade	0		Maximum MP: +20
834	knitted cornuthaum of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	pulsating veiny ring of aggravate monster	0		Maximum HP: +10
836	bland mind flayer corpse	3	decent	
837	lousy wobbly Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	lime green pulsating Lo Pan's sinister Mafia stogie	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	teal avaricious scandalous Mafia violin case	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	drinkable irresponsibly strong purple tomato daiquiri	10	good	
842	lousy beertini	3	decent	
843	perfectly mixed salty slug	3	EPIC	
844	weak aged papaya slung	2	awesome	
845	chilly MAHI fez	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	twirling hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	spinning Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	tumbling prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	twirling shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	upside-down blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	blinking sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	maroon shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	blurry upside-down magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	skewed stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	pulsating lime green lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	warmed improved purple pine tar	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 20
869	blinking bouncing forest tears	0		
870	fetus-smashing club of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
871	red meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	tumbling Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	cyan shaking extremely unsafe crazy bastard sword of Gandalf of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
876	squat gravedigger's MacGyver's boxer's incredibly dense meat gem	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
877	stylish Talisman of Baio	0		Moxie: +25
878	smartaleck's hypnodisk	0		Moxie Percent: +30
879	nitrogenated irradiated bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 47
880	narrow Fonzie's disbelief suspenders	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
881	supportive bra of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	crappy	
884	shaking censurious los chinos	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	gray Socratic axe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
886	leaflet	0		
887	blinking leaf	0		
888	jittery maple leaf	0		
889	blinking maroon personal trainer's balaclava	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	flavorless gray squat balaclava baklava	4	decent	
891	stiffened Warehouse 23 bling	0		Damage Reduction: 1
892	cyan foul-smelling flame-wreathed Van der Graaf bugbear-smiting sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
893	acceptable special lumbering jack	3	good	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 50
894	ghostly Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Lo Pan's Ms. Accessory	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only
896	reassuring Mr. Accessory Jr. of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
897	squat coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	teal Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	lousy weak spinning Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	gray vibrating wholesome school Mafia knickerbockers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	modified Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 13
906	adjusted ionized double-enhanced bouncing Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 52
907	altered olive pulsating Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 65
908	warmed triple-activated Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 13
909	cold-filtered warmed Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 48
910	spoiled dwarf bread	4	crappy	
911	alkaline magnetized huge huge maroon Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 22
912	ionized unsweetened pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 39
913	quadruple-concentrated galvanized narrow kobold	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 69
914	bouncing hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	toasty intergalactic pom poms of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	wobbly lion tamer's Radio Free Pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	cyan energetic Radio Free Foil	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	adequate radio button candy	3	good	
922	bouncing severed rocking horse head of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
923	jittery broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	denatured bouncing Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 26
927	weak bad bouncing twirling Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	yellow veiny fuzzy bracelets	0		Maximum HP: +10
929	tumbling skewed strapping arse-shooting crossbow	0		Muscle: +5
931	perfectly mixed skewed spiced rum	4	EPIC	
932	mediocre eggnog	3	decent	
933	jumbo adequate candy cane	5	good	
934	stale small gingerbread bugbear	2	decent	
935	dog trainer's imitation nice watch	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	red Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	huge smelly plastic sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	upside-down Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	blurry bowler of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	chilly dangerous bow staff	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	electrified bowlegged pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	smooth special martini	3	awesome	Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2004-12"
949	bad weak grogtini	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	practically non-alcoholic mediocre cherry bomb	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	occult hockey mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	bouncing avaricious fez of etymology	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	toothsome carob chunk noodles	3	awesome	
957	small spoiled jittery chorizo brownies	2	crappy	
958	normal gigantic chocolate and tomato pizza	10	good	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	plastic seal clubber of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +50
964	hardy steel-toed plastic turtle tamer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50
965	skewed prompt dangerous plastic pastamancer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
966	knitted plastic sauceror of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +3
967	plastic disco bandit of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7
968	ghostly weightlifter's plastic accordion thief of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3
969	Van der Graaf plastic mosquito	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
970	narrow dangerous plastic leprechaun	0		Weapon Damage: +10
971	manspreader's plastic levitating potato	0		Monster Level: +10
972	bouncing hardened plastic angry goat	0		Damage Reduction: 3
973	banded plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Damage Absorption: +100
974	shaking executive plastic fuzzy dice	0		Meat Drop: +40
975	shaking plastic pirate skeleton of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
976	Jack Frost's plastic barrrnacle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
977	chilly plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Cold Damage: +5
978	lard-coated plastic stab bat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
979	twirling plastic grue of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
980	huge fireproof plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Hot Resistance: +3
981	plastic ghuol whelp of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
982	ribald plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
983	olive tumbling occult plastic cocoabo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
984	narrow ribald plastic star starfish	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
985	upside-down cool plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Moxie: +5
986	plastic killer bee of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
987	plastic Cheshire bat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
988	wool plastic coffee pixie	0		Cold Resistance: +1
989	beefy plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
990	bouncing cool plastic hermit	0		Moxie: +5
991	censurious plastic Boris of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
992	double-paned stiffened plastic Jarlsberg of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +5
993	skewed dog trainer's deadly educational plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1
994	skewed fuchsia educational plastic Susie	0		Experience: +1
995	bland Lucky Surprise Egg	4	decent	
998	lime green jittery maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	Xlyinia's notebook of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1003	soda water	0		
1004	artisanal weak bottle of tequila	2	EPIC	
1005	bad boozy gray narrow squat boxed wine	5	decent	
1006	fancy thick decent cherry	5	good	Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 25
1007	twirling Oprah's coconut shell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	yellow blurry nippy ice cubes	0		Cold Damage: +10
1009	lousy vodka martini	4	decent	
1010	bad irresponsibly strong whiskey and soda	6	decent	
1011	acceptable extra-dry fancy spinning shaking monkey wrench	5	good	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 5
1012	smooth weak tequila sunrise	2	awesome	
1013	mediocre blinking margarita	4	decent	
1014	artisanal strawberry wine	3	EPIC	
1015	drinkable wine spritzer	3	good	
1016	acceptable cyan tumbling perpendicular hula	3	good	
1017	aged strong ducha de oro	5	awesome	
1018	perfectly mixed squat calle de miel	4	EPIC	
1019	hand-crafted fortified dry vodka martini	5	EPIC	
1020	high-proof lousy old-fashioned	8	decent	
1021	irresponsibly strong artisanal twirling tequila with training wheels	10	EPIC	
1022	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic sangria	1	super EPIC	
1023	perfectly mixed lime green vesper	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	weak fancy drinkable bodyslam	2	good	Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	watered-down fancy artisanal sangria del diablo	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	lion tamer's hippo whip	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1030	executive penguin whip	0		Meat Drop: +40
1031	scorching yak whip	0		Hot Damage: +25
1032	narrow gnauga hide whip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	Tesla hippo skin buckler	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1035	ghostly chilly penguin skin buckler	0		Cold Damage: +5
1036	Da Vinci's yakskin buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1037	green baleful gnauga hide buckler	0		Spell Damage: +25
1038	corrupted cyan jittery pulsating Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 67
1040	tumbling Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	mediocre beer	4	decent	
1042	mirror supercool string of beads	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1043	baleful string of beads	0		Spell Damage: +25
1044	shellacked string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1045	Sherlock's plastic bottle opener	0		Item Drop: +25
1046	inspector's razor-sharp traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	lousy practically non-alcoholic N. O. Beer	1	decent	
1048	dried teal oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 15
1049	dehydrated oyster egg	1		
1050	compressed oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	diluted upside-down huge oyster egg	1		
1053	denatured squat pulsating yellow oyster egg	1		
1054	compressed purple oyster egg	1		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 50
1055	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	pickled puce oyster egg	1		
1057	modified puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 50
1058	boiled jittery maroon puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 30
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	modified mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	powdered mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 5
1062	powdered jittery mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 5
1063	twirling mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	diluted blinking oyster egg	1		
1065	diluted oyster egg	1		
1066	diluted bouncing blue oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	modified oyster egg	1		
1069	mixed oyster egg	1		
1070	boiled ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 10
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	pickled upside-down off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 50
1073	diluted cyan off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 5
1074	distilled off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	dehydrated fuchsia skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 25
1077	vaporized purple oyster egg	1		
1078	powdered narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 45
1079	spinning plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	spinning oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	blurry rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	pulsating clockwork widget	0		
1086	blinking clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	twirling clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	purple clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	bouncing rosy-cheeked clockwork hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	studded clockwork trench coat	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1099	gravedigger's clockwork pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	chaotic gnauga hide chaps	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	bouncing clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	maroon clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	brawny cool Stupid University Diploma of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3
1118	mirror pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	upside-down pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	halfberd of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1124	blinking narrow small glove	0		
1125	bouncing stanky fortified glove of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1126	bouncing jittery toothpick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
1127	ninja sword of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	tumbling huge sequined fez of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	upside-down blank card	0		
1131	bouncing beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	narrow Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	educational star shirt	0		Experience: +1
1134	shaking cosmetics bag	0		
1135	ionized quantum eyeliner	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 11
1136	triple-colloidal liquefied huge lipstick	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 14
1137	occult bicycle chain of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100
1138	squat blinking mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	bad mushroom wine	4	decent	
1140	tolerable practically non-alcoholic icy mushroom wine	1	good	
1141	bad mushroom wine	3	decent	
1142	hand-crafted pointy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1143	drinkable flat mushroom wine	3	good	
1144	fortified enchanted acceptable upside-down green cool mushroom wine	5	good	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 50
1145	practically non-alcoholic acceptable tumbling teal squat knob mushroom wine	1	good	
1146	special practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed huge knoll mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 5
1147	special delicious practically non-alcoholic mushroom wine	1	awesome	Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 35
1148	hand-crafted shot of flower schnapps	3	EPIC	
1149	toothsome flower petal pie	4	awesome	
1150	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong bottle of single-barrel whiskey	10	EPIC	
1151	squat pulsating double-paned discarded plastic fork of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +5
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	low-calorie adequate Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1	good	
1154	distilled Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	EPIC	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	frightening wholeberd	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1158	improved modified Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 48
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	irate sombrero of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	unsweetened aerosolized maroon handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 60
1163	chilled spinning marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 36
1164	upside-down poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	tumbling less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	shaking exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	mirror chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	yellow wobbly asbestos box	0		
1173	narrow linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	tumbling cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	upside-down refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	mirror potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	teal tulip	0		
1182	olive Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	mirror deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	narrow can of asparagus	0		
1190	jittery dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	jittery blinking zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	pulsating stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	wobbly Mob Penguin	0		
1198	teal sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	wobbly bugbear	0		
1200	flavorless special mugcake	3	decent	Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 10
1201	decent urinal cake	3	good	
1202	half-sized flavorless ghostly jittery Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	decent	
1203	bite-sized spoiled bouncing personalized birthday cake	1	crappy	
1204	decent purple three-tiered wedding cake	4	good	
1205	spoiled special miniature tumbling babycakes	2	crappy	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 50
1206	tiny flavorless velvet cake	1	decent	
1207	bland mirror congratulatory cake	3	decent	
1208	low-calorie bland blurry angel-food cake	1	decent	
1209	miniature adequate spinning devil's-food cake	2	good	
1210	half-sized bland enchanted jittery birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2	decent	Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 50
1211	balloon	0		
1212	bouncing balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	red anniversary balloon	0		
1215	narrow Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	upside-down rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	spinning Mr. Balloon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1221	balloon	0		
1222	upside-down boxer's Mr. Eh?	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only
1224	stiffened dance instructor's steel shillelagh of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100
1225	steel skullcap of wisdom of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	squat bouncing blue Jeselnik's banded baleful steel solitaire	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
1227	yellow blinking lard-coated savvy steel scarf of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1228	blurry purple ribald Lo Pan's steel slacks of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	huge frightening careful Socratic steel suspenders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
1230	mirror greasy cool pikestaff of the brazier	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1231	sizzling Lo Pan's arcane researcher's pith helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	spinning asbestos-lined smelly pocketwatch of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1233	hardy groovy brainy pinky ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
1234	curative extremely unsafe pants of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	prompt baleful pendant	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	ghostly smelly hockey stick of furious angry rage of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	lime green glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	skewed shaking green iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	tumbling limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	bouncing carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	bouncing toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	experienced Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Experience: +2
1245	Herculean Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
1246	Samson's brawny rib of the Bonerdagon of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	perfumed boxer's Bonerdagon necklace of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +5
1249	lime green greasy Boss Bat britches	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	lime green smartaleck's Boss Bat bling of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
1251	bite-sized decent Knob shroomkabob	1	good	
1252	spoiled shroomkabob	3	crappy	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	stale pulsating jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1255	moldy small jumping bean burrito	2	crappy	
1256	decent insanely jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1257	spoiled diet tumbling skewed rat scrapple	1	crappy	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	reassuring sharpshooter's traffic cone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	altered maroon skewed pulsating Hatorade	1		
1262	grievous sage off-hand balloon of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	blinking nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	bite-sized flavorless gloomy mushroom	1	decent	
1267	wobbly dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	bouncing aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	Jim Carey's magic lamp	0		Monster Level: +25
1274	denatured olive Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 10
1275	manspreader's basic meat skirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	artisanal practically non-alcoholic twirling Otorian Battle Scar	1	EPIC	
1277	shellacked basic meat kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	hale meat skirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	upside-down yellow meat kilt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	supercool penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	banded penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	shaking foul-smelling yakskin skirt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	yakskin kilt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	ghostly electrified hippopotamus skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	flame-retardant hippopotamus kilt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	teal mansplainer's furry skirt	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	maroon skewed furry kilt	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	friendly gnauga hide skirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	yellow mansplainer's gnauga hide kilt	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	galvanized concentrated narrow wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 67
1291	blinking fortified Jekyllin hide belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	fuchsia squat skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	ring of adornment of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1294	flame-wreathed electrified ring of increase damage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1295	teal avaricious ring of gain strength	0		Meat Drop: +30
1296	twirling experienced ring of resistance	0		Experience: +2
1297	brawny ring of fire resistance	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1298	mirror family-friendly ring of conflict	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1299	energetic pirate hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1300	monster bait of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1301	polymerized quadruple-improved deodorant	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 23
1302	vacuum-sealed reodorant	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 63
1303	wobbly Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	Oprah's cool traffic cone	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	bouncing skewed calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	mirror attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	mirror comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	huge scorching Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
1313	educational Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
1314	bouncing Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	fuchsia upside-down squat MacGyver's rose-colored glasses	0		Maximum MP: +100
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	narrow lovecat tail	0		
1319	narrow plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	tasty questionable taco	4	awesome	
1321	upside-down Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	huge Annie Oakley's time helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	skewed beefcake's time trousers	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	wobbly educational time sword	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	family-friendly Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	Cloaca-Cola shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1328	fortified Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	quilted Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1330	teal squat up-at-dawn Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	beefy Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	blurry Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	pulsating purple jittery Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	pulsating green Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	twirling squat spinning Tesla Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1342	pulsating picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	activated altered magnetized Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 56
1345	frozen moist boiled Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	dry quadruple-irradiated Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 19
1347	twirling fuchsia skewed loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	pinky ring of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1352	weak smooth redrum	2	awesome	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	toothsome mirror blurry bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	awesome	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	drinkable Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	good	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	narrow ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	blinking wholesome disembodied smile	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	shaking clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	purple rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	miniature bland tofurkey leg	2	decent	
1366	moldy tofurkey gravy	4	crappy	
1367	tasty super-sized herbal stuffing	5	awesome	
1368	immense tasty can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10	awesome	
1369	decent snack-sized yams	2	good	
1370	bouncing rhinestone cowboy shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1371	slick gingham blouse	0		Moxie: +10
1372	mirror skewed family-friendly souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	wobbly mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	spinning plastic Crimbo wreath of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	smooth plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	plastic sweet nutcracker of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	arcane researcher's plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	colloidal unsweetened chocolate	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	wobbly felt	0		
1387	twirling block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	olive top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	blinking kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	red Van der Graaf educational duck-on-a-string	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	sizzling toy train	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	experienced marionette	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	red lard-coated sock monkey	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	family-friendly rag doll	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	can of fake snow of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	grievous colored-light "necklace"	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	flavorless wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	moldy bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	flavorless tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	Rosewater's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	green sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	adjusted nitrogenated snowcone	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	cold-filtered oxidized snowcone	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	magnetized double-concentrated snowcone	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	concentrated adjusted chilled blue upside-down snowcone	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	improved snowcone	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	triple-altered diffused ionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	pulsating Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	dance instructor's wizardly traffic cone	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	blurry bouncing Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	huge Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	narrow iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	rosewater-soaked ice sickle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	blinking ice baby of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	Herculean ice pick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	yellow Jeselnik's Jack Frost's ice skates	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	huge decent grue egg omelette	7	good	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	bland mushroom	4	decent	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	cyan fruit basket	0		
1435	pulsating hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	denatured ghostly twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 53
1439	Vulcanized hot powder	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 68
1440	diffused anodized yellow mirror powder	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 58
1441	aerosolized gray powder	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 19
1442	adjusted dry electrified stench powder	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 39
1443	oxidized blue narrow sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 67
1444	tarnished tarnished twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 50
1445	denatured energized upside-down hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 35
1446	super-galvanized squat nuggets	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 66
1447	non-polymerized triple-nitrogenated nuggets	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 29
1448	polymerized tumbling stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 51
1449	oxidized skewed sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 19
1450	modified narrow squat upside-down twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 30
1451	pickled hot wad	1		
1452	powdered jittery wad	1		
1453	powdered narrow wad	1		
1454	powdered lime green stench wad	1		
1455	pickled sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	low-calorie special moldy blinking Valentine's Day cake	1	crappy	Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 10
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	mirror squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	lime green pulsating suede shortsword	0		
1466	spinning bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bouncing bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	spinning lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	narrow sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	shaking ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	blurry cyan pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	blinking goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	jittery plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	blue salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	jittery huge squat chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	upside-down union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	spinning troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	gravedigger's strapping rabbit's foot	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
1486	red massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	bouncing dormouse	0		
1490	blurry double-paned electrified chopsticks	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1491	narrow rice bowl of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1492	friendly ninja mop	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1493	wholesome dance instructor's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1494	chilled unsweetened sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	steel-toed arcane researcher's traffic cone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	perfectly mixed gloomy mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1497	weak delicious mirror yellow mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1498	upside-down McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	wet quadruple-ionized narrow explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	double-chilled blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	bad watered-down shaking calle de miel with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	acceptable enchanted weak rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2	good	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	artisanal narrow blinking perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	practically non-alcoholic drinkable fuchsia slap and tickle with a fly in it	1	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	knitted fake hand	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	vaporized Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	boiled Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	modified yellow pulsating wobbly upside-down Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	mixed Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	tumbling KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	upside-down shaking Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	Radio KoL Coffee Mug of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5
1521	narrow Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	olive stiffened strapping Radio Free Jersey	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	huge skewed wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	Fonzie's corkscrew of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	maroon St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	jittery grass skirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	smooth grass hat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	inspector's grass blade	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	Sinatra's sparkly engagement ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
1539	huge Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	green sharpshooter's Grimacite goggles of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	squat brawny Grimacite glaive of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	bouncing crafty Grimacite greaves of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	upside-down jittery frosty Grimacite garter of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	dog trainer's groovy Grimacite galoshes	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	wobbly nasty energetic Grimacite gorget	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	grievous Grimacite guayabera	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	lime green flame-wreathed Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1548	spinning blue lion tamer's occult Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
1549	MSG	0		
1550	bouncing gravedigger's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
1551	bad special high-proof bottle of Domesticated Turkey	8	decent	Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 35
1552	bad bottle of Definit	3	decent	
1553	acceptable jittery purple bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	good	
1554	lousy practically non-alcoholic bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1	decent	
1555	lousy blinking bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	decent	
1556	boozy acceptable squat boxed champagne	5	good	
1557	normal snack-sized kumquat	2	good	
1558	bite-sized decent special spinning tangerine	1	good	Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30
1559	ghostly wobbly tonic water	0		
1560	spoiled squat fuchsia cocktail onion	4	crappy	
1561	moldy raspberry	3	crappy	
1562	normal maroon spinning kiwi	4	good	
1563	boozy bad spinning huge whiskey bittersweet	5	decent	
1564	hand-crafted mimosette	3	EPIC	
1565	perfectly mixed tequila sunset	4	EPIC	
1566	delicious watered-down zmobie	2	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	perfectly mixed gin and tonic	3	EPIC	
1568	practically non-alcoholic aged vodka and tonic	1	awesome	
1569	acceptable vodka gibson	4	good	
1570	acceptable enchanted weak gibson	2	good	Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 45
1571	triple-distilled mediocre tumbling parisian cathouse	7	decent	
1572	distilled tolerable rabbit punch	5	good	
1573	hand-crafted caipifruta	3	EPIC	
1574	triple-distilled smooth teqiwila	7	awesome	
1575	fortified artisanal special Divine	5	EPIC	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 10
1576	acceptable Gordon Bennett	3	good	
1577	practically non-alcoholic drinkable tangarita	1	good	
1578	watered-down drinkable mandarina colada	2	good	
1579	mediocre gimlet	4	decent	
1580	bad weak brick road	2	decent	
1581	fancy mediocre vodka stratocaster	3	decent	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 20
1582	artisanal Neuromancer	4	EPIC	
1583	aged skewed prussian cathouse	3	awesome	
1584	acceptable special weak Mae West	2	good	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 30
1585	hand-crafted watered-down Mon Tiki	2	super ultra EPIC	
1586	drinkable teqiwila slammer	3	good	
1587	stale snack-sized Knob lo mein	2	decent	
1588	snack-sized adequate olive asparagus lo mein	2	good	
1589	immense spoiled Knoll lo mein	7	crappy	
1590	stale lo mein	4	decent	
1591	stale olive lo mein	3	decent	
1592	bite-sized flavorless huge hot hi mein	1	decent	
1593	bland hi mein	3	decent	
1594	normal jumbo hi mein	5	good	
1595	yummy hi mein	3	awesome	
1596	flavorless sleazy hi mein	3	decent	
1597	cyan wizardly Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	executive Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	smooth fuchsia tangarita with a fly in it	3	awesome	
1601	perfectly mixed weak mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1602	practically non-alcoholic smooth wobbly prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1	awesome	
1603	weak bad Mae West with a fly in it	2	decent	
1604	denatured huge astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	diluted narrow gray ultimate wad	1		
1607	polymerized galvanized energized libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 26
1608	colloidal eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 31
1609	liquefied perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 60
1610	galvanized mirror eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
1611	cold-filtered skewed potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 37
1612	ionized wet blinking bouncing concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 55
1613	nippy coffin lid	0		Cold Damage: +10
1614	satin shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1615	jittery huge sage Cerebral Cloche	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	frosty Cerebral Culottes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	nasty therapeutic Cerebral Crossbow of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	wobbly astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	tarnished altered energized astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	magnetized liquefied blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	dry blinking green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	ionized narrow twirling orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	activated oxidized squat spinning purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	wet enhanced huge pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	lard-coated raspberry beret	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	blurry jittery executive pixel shield	0		Meat Drop: +40
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	spinning Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	tolerable cyan around the world	3	good	
1635	purple blurry scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	quantum concentrated lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 63
1638	dry lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 59
1639	polymerized lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 29
1640	altered lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 27
1641	alkaline enhanced wobbly lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 56
1642	bad watered-down Grimacite Bock	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	delicious enchanted miniature tumbling red wedge of gray cheese	2	awesome	Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	skewed stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	pulsating brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	toothsome foie gras	4	awesome	
1652	dry candy brain	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	narrow jittery curative thinker's beefy jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	reassuring hardy wad of Crovacite	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
1655	cyan Usain Bolt's stiffened collar	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +80
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	blurry Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	tumbling Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	wobbly bouncing Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	red twirling Oprah's Radio KoL Keychain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1662	rosy-cheeked Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1663	tumbling sizzling Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Hot Damage: +10
1664	bouncing hardy Radio KoL Maracas	0		Maximum HP: +50
1665	spinning Radio KoL Bottle Opener of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1666	rock-hard Radio KoL Patch	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1667	Cat-Herding Prod of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1668	sinister star boomerang	0		Spell Damage: +10
1669	star stiletto of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	jittery jittery shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	blurry nippy chilly grave robbing shovel	0		Cold Damage: 15
1674	superhero mask of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	ghostly red wobbly bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	tumbling toasty sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5
1680	ghostly personal trainer's smartaleck's staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1681	yellow Fonzie's wizardly bubblewrap sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1
1682	horrifying bubblewrap staff of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1683	blinking dog trainer's rosy-cheeked bubblewrap crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1
1684	upside-down greasy Jack Frost's styrofoam sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1685	ghostly Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked styrofoam staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1686	smelly chilly styrofoam crossbow	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	resourceful crossbow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50
1689	Annie Oakley's ribbon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	avaricious mansplainer's discarded bottlecap	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	upside-down zippy discarded torn-up glove of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	flattened salamander slurry	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 48
1693	triple-energized quantum ghostly ghostly eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 29
1694	nitrogenated purple Frogade	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 62
1695	polymerized blinking papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 15
1696	normal gigantic royal jelly taco	8	good	
1697	gigantic toothsome tofu taco	9	awesome	
1698	thick enchanted rotten blinking jumping bean taco	5	crappy	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 30
1699	delicious blurry catgut taco	3	awesome	
1700	spoiled goat cheese taco	4	crappy	
1701	bite-sized moldy pr0n taco	1	crappy	
1702	triple-cold-filtered chilled improved alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 47
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	yellow shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	squat horrifying sharpshooter's razor-sharp sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1707	narrow sharpshooter's boxer's flypaper staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1708	lightning-fast padded grease gun of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +40
1709	zippy wool Jeselnik's sword of static	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
1710	family-friendly sinister wiffle-flail of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1711	auspicious stylish wizardly bubble bauble bow	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +10
1712	skewed auspicious Jim Carey's manspreader's Frost™ brand sword	0		Monster Level: 35, Item Drop: +10
1713	squat fireproof squeaky staff of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
1714	blinking twirling scorching dog trainer's Newton's can cannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25
1715	jittery crafty starchy sword	0		Maximum MP: +10
1716	rosewater-soaked starchy staff	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1717	wicked starchy crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +5
1718	ruddy pestoblade of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1719	olive blurry ruddy brawny poutine pole	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1720	fortified curdflinger of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25
1721	up-at-dawn savvy muculent machete	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
1722	skewed Oprah's glistening staff of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1723	ribald repeating crossbow of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	narrow sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	perfumed dense meat sword	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1729	executive dense meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +40
1730	Usain Bolt's dense meat crossbow	0		Initiative: +80
1731	Herculean beefy Spirit Precipice of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1732	smoldering staff of the brute of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
1733	Usain Bolt's sizzling experienced hot cross bow	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
1734	sword behind inappropriate prepositions of extreme caution of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
1735	tumbling inspector's censurious meatspout staff of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
1736	auspicious extremely unsafe carob cannon of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7
1737	greedy dog trainer's steel-toed shuddersword	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20
1738	wobbly Usain Bolt's beefcake's hairy staff of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7
1739	padded projectile icemaker of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +25
1740	shaking Lo Pan's Da Vinci's buffalo blade of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5
1741	thinker's cheesestick of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -25
1742	vibrating Sinatra's potato pistol	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
1743	nasty savory sword	0		Stench Damage: +5
1744	Samson's savory staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1745	brainy savory crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5
1746	mansplainer's crafty Super Magic Power Sword X of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +20
1747	jittery studded soylent staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80
1748	shaking Rosewater's goulauncher of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +100
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	huge ruddy Gnollish pie server	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1751	Gnollish slotted spoon of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1752	gray Knob Goblin spatula of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1753	jittery jack flapper of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1754	tumbling dog trainer's filthy pestle	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1755	blurry ribald Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1756	Oprah's huge spoon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1757	pizza cutter of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1758	Samson's star spatula	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1759	scorching grievous foon of fulmination	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
1760	Annie Oakley's Samson's foon of frigidity	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1761	reassuring supercharged foon of foulness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
1762	bouncing Sinatra's Fonzie's foon of fearfulness	0		Experience (Moxie): 6
1763	lard-coated foon of fleshiness of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1764	shaking pulsating Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pulsating pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	bland special fricasseed brains	3	decent	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 30
1770	massive spoiled brains casserole	7	crappy	
1771	upside-down toasty butcherknife	0		Hot Damage: +5
1772	blinking corn holder of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1773	eggbeater of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1774	perfectly mixed spinning bottle of popskull	4	EPIC	
1775	tumbling fuchsia resourceful dishrag	0		Maximum MP: +50
1776	enchanted bland stale baguette	4	decent	Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 40
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	snack-sized normal dinner	2	good	
1779	reassuring katana	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Synergetic
1780	foul-smelling ram stick	0		Stench Damage: +10
1781	aromatic enchantlers	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	ram-battering staff of the empath of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1783	stale crazy Turkish delight	3	decent	
1784	supercool Snow Queen Crown of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	energetic stylish ga-ga radio of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	double-corrupted ionized jittery bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 58
1788	mirror unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed Ram's Face Lager	3	EPIC	
1791	narrow wobbly ram horns	0		
1792	forbidden arcane researcher's Travoltan trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	clever pool cue of horror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1794	electrified handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
1795	inspector's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	twirling misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	narrow pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	shaking third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	skewed fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	skewed sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	shaking seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	yellow ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	red eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	teal ghostly twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	blurry first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	spinning second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	tumbling fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	pulsating sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	upside-down ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	shaking tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	huge left fifth rib	0		
1844	squat left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	shaking left eighth rib	0		
1847	blurry left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	skewed left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	upside-down right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	olive right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	bouncing right tenth rib	0		
1861	jittery blurry right eleventh rib	0		
1862	lime green right twelfth rib	0		
1863	huge animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	yellow right scapula	0		
1866	blue left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	blinking left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	olive left femur	0		
1875	twirling right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	mirror right tibia	0		
1878	pulsating left fibula	0		
1879	narrow right fibula	0		
1880	purple left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	gray left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	pulsating left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	huge right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	spinning fortified 1-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1901	tumbling zippy aromatic 2-ball	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
1902	scandalous frightening 3-ball	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
1903	sharpshooter's 4-ball of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1904	skewed blue slick 5-ball of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1905	knitted 6-ball of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
1906	curative 7-ball	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1907	jittery 8-ball	0		
1910	blurry toasty healthy clockwork sword of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
1911	red shaking censurious careful clockwork staff of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1912	jittery lion tamer's medical-grade Herculean clockwork crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1913	spinning clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	yellow coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	huge bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	stanky wakizashi	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	tumbling roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	ghostly tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	blue jittery tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	olive tuning fork	0		
1929	curative greaves	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	ruddy spear of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Breakable
1932	perfumed shield	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable
1933	pitchfork of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1934	banded broken sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1935	snarling wolf shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Synergetic
1936	nippy lupine sword	0		Cold Damage: +10, Synergetic
1937	chilly snake shield	0		Cold Damage: +5, Synergetic
1938	scandalous serpentine sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Synergetic
1939	spinning grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	prompt quilted Rosewater's 9-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +3
1941	shaking chilly seal pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	blurry greedy wizardly turtle brooch	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	family-friendly coward's noodle ring	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	scandalous fortified saucepan earring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	twirling energetic stylish disco ball pendant	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	avaricious supercharged accordion pin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	gravedigger's cool worn tophat	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	ghostly asbestos-lined forbidden tap shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1949	moldy Manetwich	3	crappy	
1950	bouncing bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	mediocre ghostly bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	decent	
1952	spoiled massive desiccated apricot	6	crappy	
1953	hand-crafted flute of flat champagne	4	EPIC	
1954	decent dehydrated caviar	4	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	bad snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	gray inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	Vulcanized liquefied Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 43
1963	bouncing green dance card	0		
1964	cyan wholesome opera mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	twirling bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	lightning-fast Amulet of Yendor of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	yellow spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	maroon narrow nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	olive plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	wholesome shrimp fork of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	narrow baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	bouncing shaking sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	jittery undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	bouncing angry cow	0		
1989	wobbly Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	jittery yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	red bouncing rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	maroon rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	cyan right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	upside-down gray stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	wobbly The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	green Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	fuchsia Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	pulsating cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	tasty snack-sized cherry pie	2	awesome	
2021	flavorless strawberry pie	4	decent	
2022	small stale lemon meringue pie	2	decent	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	EPIC	
2024	miniature rotten pulsating mixed wildflower greens	2	crappy	
2025	decent handful of walnuts	4	good	
2026	moldy nutty organic salad	3	crappy	
2027	big normal super salad	5	good	
2028	diet flavorless tofu wonton	1	decent	
2029	pulsating skewed hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	padded Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2031	didgeridooka of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2032	chilly bullet-proof corduroys of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	supercharged round sunglasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2034	gravedigger's wicker shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	triple-concentrated aerosolized radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 59
2037	activated wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 47
2038	colloidal irradiated shaking ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 32
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	jittery patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	bouncing ferret bait	0		
2042	spinning exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	gray hemp net	0		
2044	huge your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	miniature stale brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	decent	
2046	decent snack-sized frat brats	2	good	
2047	normal thick knob ka-bobs	5	good	
2049	mediocre high-proof can of Swiller	7	decent	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bouncing bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	flattened adder bladder	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 16
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	vacuum-sealed activated jittery huge Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 33
2060	aromatic baleful sword	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
2061	baleful helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	steel-toed stylish shield	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
2063	bland lime green blackberry	3	decent	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	spinning PADL Phone	0		
2066	squat flame-retardant kick-ass kicks of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	spinning boxer's beer helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	padded sinister distressed denim pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	stanky perforated battle paddle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2072	inspector's flashing novelty button of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15
2073	red nippy Sinatra's glowstick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	upside-down anniversary chutney sculpture of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2075	upside-down brawny spandex anniversary shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	maroon jar of anniversary jam of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2077	wobbly nasty bucket of anniversary lard	0		Stench Damage: +5
2078	brainy anniversary concrete fedora	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	boxer's makeshift turban of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	fireproof makeshift cape	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2081	sizzling makeshift skirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	denatured purple bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 25
2086	dehydrated upside-down bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	denatured mirror mirror tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 35
2088	vacuum-sealed wobbly Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 47
2089	mirror Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	censurious asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's pilgrim shield of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	narrow bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	beefy hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Muscle: +10
2094	super-sized decent ballroom blintz	5	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	diluted guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	dance instructor's 17-ball	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	narrow shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	squat vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	bouncing empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	wobbly shaking rock	0		
2109	red stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	pulsating stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	stanky wheel	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	blurry friendly prehistoric spear	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	spinning stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	fire of the detective of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	mirror leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	rock-hard Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2121	olive educational ASCII shirt	0		Experience: +1
2122	lime green skewed Usain Bolt's chilly safety vest	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
2123	fuchsia careful eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Monster Level: -10
2125	Ye Olde Navy Fleece of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2126	clever rosy-cheeked bronze breastplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20
2127	spinning aromatic hat hacker T-shirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
2128	ghostly vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	Van der Graaf killer rag doll	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	blurry tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	upside-down blinking rosewater-soaked incredibly marionette	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	healthy mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	bouncing alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	boxer's stylish vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	olive toy crazy train of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	jittery evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	shaking stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	decent gray frank	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	bland plate of franks and beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	aged fancy shot of blackberry schnapps	3	awesome	Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 40
2152	spinning spinning capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	shaking spinning carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	squat ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	gray Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	maroon huge high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	yellow servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	purple quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	lightning-fast healthy toy ray gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	red jittery greedy frightening toy space helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	greedy miser's astronaut pants	0		Meat Drop: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	mirror stanky toy jet pack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	yellow triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	blue smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	pulsating cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	narrow rough stone sphere	0		
2178	slick obsidian dagger	0		Moxie: +10
2179	squat archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	shaking chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	pulsating gray family-friendly Kiss the Knob apron	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	blurry blurry lit birthday cake	0		
2188	upside-down wobbly flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	bad flask of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	ghostly yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	bouncing sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	adequate snack-sized candy stake	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	fortified acceptable huge eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	enchanted low-calorie decent unspeakable fruitcake	1	good	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	spoiled snack-sized gingerbread horror	2	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	polarized but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	stale bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	moldy jumbo squat skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	jumbo bland tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	upside-down wobbly plastic gift-wrapping vampire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	huge mansplainer's plastic yuletide troll	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	pulsating slick plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	green plastic Crimboween pentagram of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	rosy-cheeked plastic Scream Queen	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	ghostly time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	reassuring Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	blurry personal trainer's slick bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	crafty Crimbo ukulele	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	supercharged stylish Tiki lighter	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	skewed twirling wool studded deck of tropical cards	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	upside-down frosty tropical paperweight of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tumbling tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	olive wobbly Tropical Crimbo Hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	scorching Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	bland upside-down blurry super ka-bob	4	decent	
2218	jumbo tasty spinning beer basted brat	5	awesome	
2219	deadly Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	cold-filtered shaking red and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	avaricious liar's pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	spinning zippy juggler's balls of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	blurry skewed pink shirt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	perfumed reassuring evil eyeball pendant	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	modified non-irradiated huge arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	aerosolized teal cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	vacuum-sealed quadruple-energized blue toad horn	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	reassuring bow tie	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 75
2234	wizardly calavera concertina	0		Mysticality: +25, Song Duration: 7
2235	banded groovy ratarang	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
2236	liquefied polarized huge turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 56
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	double-paned pygmy nose-bone	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2239	fuchsia zippy Annie Oakley's bad voodoo mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	teal pygmy spear of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2242	unsweetened adjusted pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 62
2243	flame-retardant hardy headhunter necktie	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2244	dance instructor's pointed stick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2245	ghostly veiny knobby helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	sinister knobby kneepads	0		Spell Damage: +10
2247	sewer turtle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2248	purple sebaceous shield of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2249	skeletortoise of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	box turtle	0		Item Drop: +5
2252	ghostly Samson's box turtle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2253	wobbly Jack Frost's stylish bottlecap turtle	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2254	scandalous chaotic bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	vibrating furry turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	narrow knitted furry earmuffs	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2257	clever reinforced furry underpants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20
2258	teal "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	jittery twirling hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	special immense tasty stunt nuts	8	awesome	Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 5
2265	spoiled narrow wet stew	3	crappy	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	olive Mega Gem	0		
2268	yellow wool Staff of Fats	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2269	yummy gigantic sausage wonton	7	awesome	
2270	smelly thinker's belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2271	tolerable bottle of Merlot	4	good	
2272	high-proof lousy bottle of Port	7	decent	
2273	mediocre high-proof bottle of Pinot Noir	9	decent	
2274	bad bottle of Zinfandel	3	decent	
2275	artisanal bottle of Marsala	3	EPIC	
2276	lousy bottle of Muscat	3	decent	
2277	squat Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	cyan Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	gray book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	jittery Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	squat seal-skull helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	blinking chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	ghostly sharpshooter's ruddy glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	blinking gray encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	bouncing really house	0		
2291	bouncing Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	squat cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	wobbly bouncing Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	bouncing marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	blurry vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	bouncing Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	wet candy heart	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	concentrated chilled polarized cyan blinking pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	cold-filtered blue candy heart	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	double-electrified activated candy heart	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	dry candy heart	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	ionized improved squat candy heart	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	pulsating candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	twirling candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	huge candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	cyan bomb	0		
2319	lime green carved wheel	0		
2320	lime green worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	squat twirling twirling worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	wobbly worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	upside-down headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	pressed can of paint	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 68
2328	narrow drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	blue bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	decent Better Than Cuddling Cake	4	good	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	skewed Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	spinning rock-hard pipe of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2337	huge stylish reinforced beaded headband	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	decent small pudding	2	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	perfectly mixed yellow Blackfly Chardonnay	3	EPIC	
2340	mediocre & tan	3	decent	
2341	pulsating ghostly pepper	0		
2342	moldy forest cake	3	crappy	
2343	adequate forest ham	3	good	
2344	energized warmed filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 67
2345	Vulcanized skewed filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 19
2346	galvanized double-enhanced purple filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 48
2347	blue tumbling heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	gray water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	green beer bomb	0		
2351	olive superamplified boom box	0		
2352	frosty fire poi of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	tarnished squat henna face paint	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 32
2356	concentrated liquefied lime green narrow tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 39
2357	twirling nasty Tesla Gaia beads	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	twirling hardened hippy medical kit of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2362	squat knitted cool Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
2363	fuchsia bouncing veiny longhaired hippy wig of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	upside-down shaking Zim Merman's guitar of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2365	pulsating C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2366	studded peel hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	nippy clever flowing hippy skirt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	tumbling bunch of bananas	0		
2373	bland shaking purple banana	4	decent	
2374	squat twirling banana peel	0		
2375	decent miniature tumbling banana cream pie	2	good	
2376	high-proof drinkable banana daiquiri	8	good	
2377	triple-distilled drinkable spinning bungle in the jungle	10	good	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	liquefied enhanced liquefied banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 17
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	wobbly woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	olive class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	blinking class ring	0		
2385	narrow bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	coward's rock-hard keg shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -20
2387	personal trainer's finger	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2388	Annie Oakley's war tongs of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	perfumed asbestos apron	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2391	strapping beaten-up Chucks	0		Muscle: +5
2392	pulsating slick natty ascot	0		Moxie: +10
2393	fireproof wicked wreath of laurels	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	Sinatra's Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	medical-grade tube sock	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	extremely unsafe energy drink IV	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2399	Elmley shades of the blizzard of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	twirling beer bong of James Dean of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +5
2402	skewed gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jittery jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	fuchsia billy idol	0		
2410	twirling blurry rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	red sammich crust	0		
2413	huge triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	ghostly ghostly bounty-hunting helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	boxer's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2418	avaricious bounty-hunting pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	altered bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 49
2420	non-wet teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 47
2421	enhanced bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 33
2422	modified ionized irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 37
2423	electrified double-dry super-boiled blinking blue Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 47
2424	magnetized ionized yellow cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 64
2425	vacuum-sealed olive can of spinach	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 58
2426	energized enhanced shaking fire flower	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 59
2427	ionized extra-oxidized freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
2428	alkaline fake blood	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 55
2429	non-anodized Vulcanized pulsating Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 32
2430	non-polarized bag of lard	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 52
2431	quadruple-adjusted energized tumbling bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 48
2432	pickled non-polarized yellow SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 47
2433	unsweetened extra-warmed improved bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 62
2434	unsweetened eyedrops	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 24
2435	triple-diffused super-ionized Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 43
2436	anodized unsweetened pulsating gray donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 17
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	shaking scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	jittery upside-down Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	mirror double-paned careful pink glowstick	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Supernova Champagne	1	super ultra EPIC	
2445	huge Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	ghostly twirling cyan tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	mirror experienced goatskin umbrella	0		Experience: +2
2452	executive baleful wool hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	jittery tumbling huge Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	wholesome belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2455	pulsating cyan bar whip of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2456	barskin buckler of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2457	blue vibrating whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2458	coward's barskin loincloth	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	tighty whiteys of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	prompt yak toupee	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	spinning spinning Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	flavorless tiny bowl of Bounty-Os	1	decent	
2465	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Oreille Divisée brandy	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	blue bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	bouncing stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	skewed coward's Tesla clown wig	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	blue forbidden clownskin belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Clowniness: 50
2477	narrow friendly clownskin buckler	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Clowniness: 50
2478	toasty clown whip	0		Hot Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	quilted demon-horned hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	wicked demon buckler	0		Spell Damage: +5
2482	wobbly hardy Da Vinci's beefy demon whip	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50
2483	weightlifter's barskin cloak	0		Muscle: +15
2484	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp snakeskin duster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7
2485	crafty clownskin harness of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50
2486	double-paned demonskin jacket of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100
2487	hipposkin poncho of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2488	yak anorak of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2489	hardy tuxedo shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50
2490	double-paned weightlifter's gnauga hide vest	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	lightning-fast cool Necrotelicomnicon	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +40
2495	family-friendly deadly Cookbook of the Damned	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2496	studded Sinful Desires of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +100
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	wobbly necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	tumbling blurry clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2509	mirror spinning peace-sign necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2510	stiffened sinister round sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	shaking Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	scandalous spark plug earring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5
2514	zippy woven baling wire bracelets of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20
2515	upside-down Jeselnik's Sinatra's gearbox necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
2516	blinking horrifying groovy wrench bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
2517	stiffened quilted chain necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1
2518	jittery ghostly smelly sawblade shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2519	drinkable watered-down cyan McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2	good	
2520	bad melted Jell-o shot	4	decent	
2521	acceptable cruelty-free wine	3	good	
2522	smooth spinning thistle wine	3	awesome	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	decent thick skewed fish	5	good	
2526	tasty fish casserole	3	awesome	
2527	miniature rotten special fish lasagna	2	crappy	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 35
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	delicious fancy blurry gnatloaf	3	awesome	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 15
2530	adequate gnatloaf casserole	3	good	
2531	delicious gnat lasagna	4	awesome	
2532	pork	0		
2533	stale bouncing pork chop sandwiches	3	decent	
2534	flavorless snack-sized maroon pork casserole	2	decent	
2535	decent special cyan pork lasagna	4	good	Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 10
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	olive spice	0		
2538	ghostly bouncing fuchsia organs	0		
2539	tumbling rosewater-soaked Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	moist olive lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	alkaline tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	quantum blinking begpwnia	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	modified frozen upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	flattened yellow half-orchid	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	tin star of the storm of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	medical-grade grievous outrageous sombrero	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	smartaleck's "Humorous" T-shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	bouncing Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	skewed vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	twirling twirling nippy Temple Grandin's wizardly Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	skewed Squeezebox of the Ages of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	squat studded Chelonian Morningstar of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	slick strapping Hammer of Smiting	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	wicked 17-alarm Saucepan of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	auspicious scandalous Van der Graaf Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	shaking bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	twirling Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	bouncing Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	huge shaking Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	chilled huge ant agonist	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 52
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	blurry ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	blurry ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	maroon ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	maroon skewed skewed family-friendly MacGyver's cactus quill	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2578	executive sinister Staff of the Short Order Cook of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
2579	flavorless miniature cactus fruit	2	decent	
2580	perfumed slick scorpion whip	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
2581	fuchsia handful of sand	0		
2582	red jittery brick of sand	0		
2583	adequate centipede eggs	3	good	
2584	bouncing squat yellow lightning-fast wonderwall shield	0		Initiative: +40
2585	strapping Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Muscle: +5
2586	twirling greedy General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Meat Drop: +20
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2588	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2589	stale enchanted small squat hot date	2	decent	Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 45
2590	perfectly mixed distilled fortified wine	3	EPIC	
2591	fancy rotten miniature tasty tart	2	crappy	Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 20
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	tasty Knob pasty	3	awesome	
2594	perfectly mixed lime green thermos full of Knob coffee	4	EPIC	
2595	enhanced polarized Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 42
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	blurry leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	bouncing carbonated water lily	0		
2601	lion tamer's friendly mansplainer's Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2
2602	strapping Staff of Blood and Pudding of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
2603	maroon jittery smoldering box	0		
2604	red Tuesday's ruby of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Variable
2605	mirror palm frond	0		
2606	gray squat palm-frond fan	0		
2607	electrified palm-frond whip	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2608	huge narrow palm-frond net	0		
2609	wobbly red razor-sharp palm-frond capris of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	huge Tesla extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	ribald palm-frond cloak	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	skewed rocky raccoon	0		
2614	teal mojo filter	0		
2615	decent massive cyan savoy truffle	8	good	
2616	upside-down Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	lightning-fast Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	bland bite-sized unidentified jerky	1	decent	
2621	coward's Jim Carey's nasty rat mask	0		Monster Level: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	pulsating red ratskin belt of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2623	shaking bouncing hale razor-sharp rattail whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20
2624	boxer's bat hat of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	wool supercharged bat whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1
2626	baleful cool bat-ass jacket	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +25
2627	red smooth catskin cap of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	red Jim Carey's catskin buckler of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: 0
2629	Jeselnik's manspreader's tail o' nine cats	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	oxidized gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 12
2632	double-dry mother's helper	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 62
2633	tumbling mansplainer's strapping pat-a-cake pendant	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15
2634	tumbling mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	Jim Carey's mummy mask	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	wobbly ribald stiffened gauze shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	purple Jeselnik's greaves of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	huge steel-toed cowboy hat of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	thinker's Maxwell's Silver Hammer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +10
2643	ghostly lard-coated happiness	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2644	fuchsia feather	0		
2645	huge feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	shaking Fonzie's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2650	wobbly bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	ghostly pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	moldy S.T.L.T.	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	miniature moldy honey-dew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	watered-down tolerable special Xanadian	2	good	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	irradiated ionized bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	teal Drowsy Sword of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
2657	small normal escargotsicle	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	mediocre lime green bottle of realpagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	hardy albatross necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	distilled shaking blurry not-a-pipe	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	acceptable triple-distilled flask of Amontillado	8	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	ball mask of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	blinking family-friendly Can-Can skirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	boiled twirling sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	enhanced irradiated mirror bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	chilled bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	pickled super-enhanced spiky collar	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	denatured can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	boiled narrow blinking patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	pickled Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	drinkable practically non-alcoholic shot of nepenthe schnapps	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	oxidized dry bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	distilled handful of moss	1		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 10
2676	boiled upside-down bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	diluted blurry protein powder	1		
2678	spinning spectre scepter	0		
2679	colloidal blue sparkler	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 34
2680	Vulcanized magnetized snake	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 21, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	ionized corrupted M-242	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
2682	twirling detuned radio	0		
2683	mirror Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	avaricious armgun of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	maroon censurious flame-wreathed dreadlock whip of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2689	curative dance instructor's beer-a-pult	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2690	spinning Lo Pan's slick cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2691	flavorless handful of nuts and berries	3	decent	
2692	quilted driftwood sculpture of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100
2693	red smelly steel-toed massive sitar	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2694	shaking wool shellacked dance instructor's stone baseball cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	practically non-alcoholic bad cup of beer	1	decent	
2696	purple ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	jittery duct tape wallet	0		
2699	energetic Herculean duct tape shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2700	upside-down duct tape fedora of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	upside-down shaking blinking Annie Oakley's duct tape sword of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
2702	wobbly squat foul-smelling wicked duct tape dockers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	wobbly duct tape buckler of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	knitted blackberry slippers of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2706	wool greasy coward's blackberry moccasins	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2707	blurry blurry scorching Temple Grandin's padded blackberry combat boots	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2708	galvanized liquefied denatured funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 54
2709	blinking exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	irradiated facepaint	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 33
2712	dry wobbly sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 17
2713	alkaline Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 11
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	blinking sausage bomb	0		
2716	Da Vinci's beefcake's battered hubcap of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2717	fireproof lard-coated resourceful hood ornament	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
2718	narrow squat tumbling spare kidney	0		
2719	olive rock-hard hand-carved bokken of the brazier of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: 75
2720	wobbly ruddy cool hand-carved bow of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100
2721	Jeselnik's groovy hand-carved staff of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
2722	zippy Jim Carey's Staff of the Greasefire of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
2723	teal gravedigger's crafty energetic Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2724	delicious massive bowl of rye sprouts	7	awesome	
2725	stale tiny cob of corn	1	decent	
2726	enchanted stale juniper berries	3	decent	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 20
2727	spoiled plum	3	crappy	
2728	stale miniature shaking pear	2	decent	
2729	spoiled peach	3	crappy	
2730	weak lousy jittery plum wine	2	decent	
2731	hand-crafted fancy shot of pear schnapps	4	EPIC	Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 10
2732	artisanal teal shot of peach schnapps	3	EPIC	
2733	adequate narrow skewed bunch of square grapes	3	good	
2734	adequate small brown sugar cane	2	good	
2735	bland snack-sized sandwich of the gods	2	decent	
2736	delicious Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	awesome	
2737	powdered tumbling bouncing leopard-print barbell	1	EPIC	Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 25
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	non-flattened unsweetened panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 32
2740	stanky rosy-cheeked quilted Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2741	fancy weak acceptable boilermaker	2	good	Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 5
2742	normal steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	lousy weak steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	dehydrated wobbly steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 35
2745	diffused gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 26
2746	quantum cyan extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 29
2747	ghostly chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	mirror energetic furniture dolly	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2749	Usain Bolt's aromatic medical-grade Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2750	greasy friendly Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2751	forbidden wicked Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2752	lime green stylish Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2753	sharpshooter's Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2754	greasy dangerous Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2755	auspicious Iron Beta of Industry of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2756	spinning perfumed smartaleck's Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2757	mirror pulsating reassuring Jack Frost's Red Balloon of Valor	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2758	Jeselnik's medical-grade Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2759	Da Vinci's supercool Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
2760	narrow auspicious fireproof Green Clover of Justice	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2761	squat cyan lion tamer's arcane researcher's Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2762	occult dance instructor's Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2763	inspector's lion tamer's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2764	wobbly auspicious quilted Herculean Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	half-sized rotten Crimbo pie	2	crappy	
2768	fancy adequate massive pear tart	9	good	Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 30
2769	moldy huge peach pie	3	crappy	
2770	quantum chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 34
2771	nitrogenated boiled vacuum-sealed handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 68
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	skewed glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	maroon twirling effluvious emerald	0		
2776	jittery tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	sizzling veiny filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10
2778	ribald studded beefcake's filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2779	padded forbidden smooth filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2780	purple asbestos-lined hardy baconstone earring of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2781	baconstone necklace of incineration of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2782	jittery twirling stanky Oprah's baconstone ring of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2783	greasy coward's pulled porquoise earring	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2784	greedy pulled porquoise pendant of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2785	upside-down mansplainer's therapeutic brainy pulled porquoise ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2786	gray lard-coated Sinatra's Earring of Fire	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2787	smelly Pendant of Fire of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2788	nippy quilted Ring of Fire	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2789	Socratic stylish Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2790	skewed Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2791	pulsating sinister Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2792	jittery fireproof Unspeakable Earring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2793	manspreader's Samson's Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2794	skewed huge rosewater-soaked The Ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2795	Nose Ring of Putrescence of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2796	prompt Putrid Pendant of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2797	upside-down perfumed dance instructor's Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2798	ribald educational Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2799	wicked Mudflap-Girl Necklace of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2800	jittery veiny razor-sharp Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2801	purple vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	twirling jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	wet electrified vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 42
2805	polarized blurry vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 58
2806	warmed energized twirling pulsating vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 32
2807	cold-filtered quadruple-wet irradiated bouncing flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 39
2808	polarized frozen flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 41
2809	magnetized cold-filtered skewed flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 36
2810	irradiated wobbly jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 11
2811	colloidal narrow jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 22
2812	galvanized squat yellow jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 63
2813	studded Beret of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	jittery aromatic cool Bludgeon of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Brimstone
2815	avaricious veiny fortified Bunker	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Brimstone
2816	green mirror aromatic forbidden baleful Boxers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	skewed ribald smooth wizardly Brooch	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	squat mansplainer's padded Bracelet of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	horrifying toasty Grimacite gasmask	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	blurry dog trainer's ruddy Grimacite gat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	narrow deadly slick Grimacite gaiters	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	gravedigger's chaotic Grimacite gauntlets	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	pulsating quilted Grimacite go-go boots of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	narrow Grimacite girdle of Tarzan of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	shaking lard-coated Grimacite gown	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	maroon Jeselnik's savvy stylish Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
2827	squat anniversary gift box	0		
2828	green loaded dice	0		
2829	blinking jittery really dense meat stack	0		
2830	blinking digital key lime	0		
2831	purple star key lime	0		
2832	spoiled digital key lime pie	3	crappy	
2833	normal star key lime pie	3	good	
2834	bouncing dog trainer's friendly bottle-rocket crossbow of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	dog trainer's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	mirror wobbly wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	purple mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	supercharged thinker's glowstick	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Periodical Paintbrush of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only
2840	hand-crafted bottle of cooking sherry	4	EPIC	
2841	miniature flavorless packet of ketchup	2	decent	
2842	watered-down aged wobbly accidental cider	2	awesome	
2843	adequate small dire fudgesicle	2	good	
2844	blurry blurry lard-coated careful wholesome navel ring of navel gazing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	upside-down red plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	acceptable moonberry wine cooler	4	good	
2851	toothsome fine aged cheddarwurst	3	awesome	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	smelly healthy huge mosquito proboscis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2856	tarnished activated liquefied tumbling swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 46
2857	moist enhanced seegar butt	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 32
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	ghostly healthy smartaleck's witch wart	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2860	small decent ghostly swamp muck	2	good	
2861	bouncing nippy leechknife of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	double-ionized dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 12
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	jittery Jeselnik's healthy beaver spear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
2866	Usain Bolt's clever shamanic beads	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80
2867	cyan tumbling flame-retardant friendly dilapidated wizard hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	tarnished extra-moist pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 13
2869	colloidal pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 45
2870	chilled unsweetened skewed pirate tract	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 63
2871	spinning burnt flower	0		
2872	fireproof plastic Naughty Sorceress of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3
2873	shaking shellacked sage plastic Ed the Undying	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
2874	brawny plastic Lord Spookyraven of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2875	veiny plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Maximum HP: +10
2876	blinking plastic protector spectre of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2877	foul-smelling plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Stench Damage: +10
2878	Sinatra's plastic Boss Bat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2879	grievous plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2880	gravedigger's plastic Bonerdagon	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2881	blinking plastic The Man of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2882	tumbling frosty plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2883	huge sinister plastic Felonia	0		Spell Damage: +10
2884	thinker's plastic Beelzebozo	0		Mysticality: +10
2885	ghostly dance instructor's plastic conservationist hippy	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2886	greasy plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2887	boxer's plastic angry bugbear	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2888	tumbling plastic anime smiley of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2889	plastic apathetic lizardman of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2890	vibrating plastic astronomer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2891	Van der Graaf plastic beanbat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2892	tumbling ruddy plastic blooper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2893	spinning plastic brainsweeper of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2894	Jeselnik's plastic briefcase bat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2895	smartaleck's plastic demoninja	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2896	plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2897	deadly plastic drunk goat	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2898	asbestos-lined plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2899	therapeutic plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2900	plastic handsome mariachi of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2901	upside-down plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2902	pulsating Tesla plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2903	tumbling plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2904	beefy plastic Knott Yeti	0		Muscle: +10
2905	Fonzie's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2906	plastic lobsterfrogman of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2907	hardy plastic ninja snowman	0		Maximum HP: +50
2908	family-friendly plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2909	plastic G Imp of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2910	ghostly ruddy plastic goth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2911	upside-down groovy plastic cubist bull	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2912	Temple Grandin's plastic scary clown	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2913	flame-wreathed plastic smarmy pirate	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2914	fortified plastic spiny skelelton	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2915	therapeutic plastic Spam Witch	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2916	tumbling gray brainy plastic vampire	0		Mysticality: +5
2917	squat savvy plastic taco cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2918	yellow slick plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Moxie: +10
2919	teal bouncing toasty plastic warwelf	0		Hot Damage: +5
2920	Sherlock's plastic whitesnake	0		Item Drop: +25
2921	sage plastic XXX pr0n	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2922	zippy plastic zmobie	0		Initiative: +20
2923	shaking groovy plastic Protagonist	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2924	upside-down frosty plastic Spunky Princess	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2925	plastic topiary golem of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2926	tumbling jittery sage plastic senile lihc	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2927	blinking huge plastic Iiti Kitty of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2928	nasty plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Stench Damage: +5
2929	brawny plastic Trouser Snake	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2930	bouncing deadly plastic Axe Wound	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2931	dangerous plastic Hellion	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2932	lime green squat aromatic plastic Black Knight	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2933	sharpshooter's plastic pair of tweezers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2934	twirling inspector's plastic fruit golem	0		Item Drop: +15
2935	beefcake's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Muscle: +25
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	tumbling siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	bouncing shaking Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	bite-sized delicious wobbly Surprise Egg	1	awesome	
2941	ionized wet activated Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 20
2942	liquefied chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 63
2943	tarnished polymerized pulsating olive Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 37
2945	shaking party hat of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	cool V for Vivala mask of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	acceptable shot of rotgut	4	good	
2949	warmed jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 32
2950	huge Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	Herculean experienced glowstick	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	shaking charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	blinking tip jar of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2955	adequate yam candy	3	good	
2956	red cocktail napkin	0		
2957	skewed rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	bland bouncing tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	decent	
2959	rum barrel charrrm bracelet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2960	spoiled snack-sized purple single-serving herbal stuffing	2	crappy	
2961	moldy packet of tofurkey gravy	4	crappy	
2962	tiny fancy yummy tofurkey nugget	1	awesome	Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 40
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	narrow Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	triple-moist magnetized Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 18
2968	Vulcanized energized concentrated yellow Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 21
2969	fancy normal creamsicle	3	good	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 35
2970	acceptable cream stout	3	good	
2971	shellacked Fonzie's curmudgel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	blurry grumpy man charrrm bracelet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2974	upside-down tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	thinker's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2976	perfectly mixed blinking bilge wine	3	EPIC	
2977	huge witty rapier of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2978	teal Socratic yohohoyo of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +25
2979	corrupted narrow purple upside-down fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 50
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	tumbling booty chest charrrm bracelet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	ghostly cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	skewed zippy copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Initiative: +20
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	olive auspicious Jim Carey's tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	skewed supercool clingfilm trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	twirling zippy clingfilm cap of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	gray flame-wreathed clingfilm slippers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	decent thick vinegar-soaked lemon slice	5	good	
2994	quadruple-pressed irradiated gray narrow true grit	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 20
2995	tumbling flame-wreathed buoybottoms of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	inspector's grungy flannel shirt	0		Item Drop: +15
2997	upside-down scandalous smartaleck's grungy bandana	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	blinking fortified grassy cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2999	red Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	squat therapeutic pegleg	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3002	sinister lamé pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	chilly enormous hoop earring	0		Cold Damage: +5
3004	nippy electrified costume sword	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	spinning frightening rainbow pearl earring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	inspector's Sinatra's rainbow pearl necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	green greasy rainbow pearl ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	purple supercool Idol of Ak'gyxoth of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3
3010	narrow wholesome sage Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
3011	spinning sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	skewed shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	olive gilded key	0		
3016	blue foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	fuchsia blurry jittery all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	upside-down handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	blinking medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	squat stone pyramid	0		
3025	artisanal corpse on the beach	3	super EPIC	
3026	boozy bad corpsetini	5	decent	
3027	tolerable corpsedriver	3	good	
3028	smooth Corpse Island iced tea	3	awesome	
3029	artisanal red-headed corpse	4	EPIC	
3030	mediocre distilled kamicorpse-ee	5	decent	
3031	hand-crafted fuchsia corpsel	3	EPIC	
3032	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed tumbling corpsebite	1	super EPIC	
3033	pirate fledges of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Look like a Pirate
3034	tumbling piece of thirteen	0		
3035	super-sized moldy pearl onion	5	crappy	
3036	half-sized adequate narrow sea biscuit	2	good	
3037	bad bottle of rum	3	decent	
3038	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of black-label rum	1	decent	
3039	mirror cannonball	0		
3040	wobbly voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	mirror metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	spoiled nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	spoiled snack-sized spinning nanite-infested candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	small stale spinning nanite-infested fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	smooth nanite-infested eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	wobbly toasty eyepatch	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	electrified cutlass	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3052	sage breeches	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	enhanced candy heart	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	polarized irradiated spinning cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	metallic foil cat ears of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	purple iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	yellow LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	lime green gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	jittery savvy cyborg doll	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	toy maglev monorail of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	spinning dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	lime green laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	lime green silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	yellow carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	pulsating set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	blinking polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	spinning hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	upside-down Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	spinning teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	spinning pulsating quilted marionette collective	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	red monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	weightlifter's borg sock monkey	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	knitted experienced roboduck-on-a-string	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	ghostly fireproof brainy biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	personal trainer's C.B.F.G. of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	deionized concentrated vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	olive medical-grade handmade hobby horse	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ball-in-a-cup of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	dance instructor's set of jacks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	toothsome immense laser-broiled pear	10	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	skewed resourceful polyalloy shield of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	twirling bouncing fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	twirling killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	olive ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	ghostly wool sizzling vibrating cyborg knife	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	blurry avaricious Sherlock's immense cyborg hand	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	veiny supercool cyborg stompin' boot of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	jittery yellow divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	mirror divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	shaking ghostly divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	yellow divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	Vulcanized fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 57
3125	moist olive piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 33
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	maroon sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	special normal roasted marshmallow	3	good	Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 10
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	bland half-sized tin cup of mulligan stew	2	decent	
3132	sinister weightlifter's flamin' bindle	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +10
3133	inspector's frightening freezin' bindle	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15
3134	pulsating double-paned stinkin' bindle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
3135	mirror lard-coated cool bindle	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3136	lime green energetic sleazy bindle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3137	reassuring 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3138	gray Socratic Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3139	Oprah's strapping Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3140	skewed soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	toasty panhandle panhandling hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	wobbly auspicious cup of infinite pencils	0		Item Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	Sherlock's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25
3144	jittery a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	narrow green El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	mirror teal El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	olive El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	twirling El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	diffused ghostly warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 40
3160	alkaline humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 31
3161	quantum El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 14
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	huge El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	wobbly broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	narrow teal repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	galvanized pulsating seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 24
3169	flavorless half-sized turtle soup	2	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	blue ruddy evil paper umbrella	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3173	oxidized tumbling evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 20
3174	flavorless evil boring spaghetti	3	decent	
3175	flavorless spinning narrow evil noodles	3	decent	
3176	delicious evil noodles	4	awesome	
3177	fancy flavorless diet ghostly evil painful penne pasta	1	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 20
3178	decent 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	4	good	
3179	yummy evil ravioli della hippy	4	awesome	
3180	rotten evil noodles	3	crappy	
3181	diffused extra-deionized evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 58
3182	pickled evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 42
3183	boiled ghostly evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 46
3184	adjusted enhanced evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 23
3185	deionized nitrogenated evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 45
3186	pressed evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 37
3187	alkaline chilled evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 26
3188	hand-crafted extra-dry an evil sump'm sump'm	5	EPIC	
3189	perfectly mixed evil ducha de oro	3	EPIC	
3190	drinkable cyan evil horizontal tango	4	good	
3191	watered-down drinkable enchanted evil roll in the hay	2	good	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 20
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	spinning origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	shaking naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	pulsating knitted origami pasties	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	prompt origami riding crop of the ox of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	dog trainer's wizardly KoL Con IV Pole of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	gray dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	maroon dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	bouncing El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	shaking blinking smelly glowstick of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	bouncing sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	bouncing gator skin	0		
3222	Temple Grandin's wholesome gatorskin umbrella	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	twirling sewer wad	0		
3225	drinkable red bottle of sewage schnapps	4	good	
3226	distilled lousy blinking bottle of Ooze-O	5	decent	
3227	decent squat shaking C.H.U.M. chum	3	good	
3228	stale unfortunate dumplings	3	decent	
3229	teal decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	colloidal fuchsia oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 12
3231	tattered paper crown of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	super-sized stale vanilla-frosted king cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	red inflatable duck	0		
3234	bouncing water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	tumbling noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	jittery Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	narrow Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	upside-down Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	Oprah's energetic Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	quilted Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	huge Sinatra's Ol' Scratch's ash can of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	resourceful pink plastic baby	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	Rosewater's savvy Frosty's silk hat	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	prompt Frosty's carrot of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	pulsating nippy baleful Frosty's nailbat of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	red boxer's Oscus's pelt of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	Van der Graaf hardy Wand of Oscus of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +50, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	dangerous Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	nasty Zombo's skullcap of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	Sinatra's brainy Zombo's shield of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	asbestos-lined dangerous Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	blurry prompt family-friendly Da Vinci's Chester's moustache	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	stiffened Chester's bag of candy of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	blinking razor-sharp beefcake's Chester's cutoffs	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	red Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	blue bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	spinning bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	tarnished skewed huge handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 51
3269	liquefied vacuum-sealed teal lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 20
3270	denatured concentrated handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 32
3271	purple wicked crotchety pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	sharpshooter's Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	skewed Jeselnik's willowy bonnet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	ghostly dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	savvy studded belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	mirror twirling personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	fuchsia narrow plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	greasy stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	enchanted adequate salad	4	good	Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 50
3284	wicked C.H.U.M. lantern of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100
3285	skewed C.H.U.M. knife of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3286	Sherlock's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Item Drop: +25
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	ghostly huge smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	gray sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	wobbly Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	shaking Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	spinning Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	Jack Frost's washboard shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	avaricious spaghetti-box banjo	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	rock-hard marinara jug	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	jittery reassuring makeshift castanets	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	boxer's left-handed melodica	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	dried blinking red twirling epic wad	1	crappy	
3317	ghostly executive bottlecap	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
3318	blurry perfumed corncob pipe	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3319	family-friendly Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3320	Usain Bolt's frayed rope belt	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3321	jittery packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	mirror mayfly bait necklace of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	huge Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	fortified drinkable jar of fermented pickle juice	5	good	
3326	distilled voodoo snuff	1	decent	
3327	spoiled snack-sized extra-greasy slider	2	crappy	
3328	smelly crumpled felt fedora of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	mansplainer's battered top-hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	prompt Newton's shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	Usain Bolt's horrifying mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	wobbly quilted Socratic hobo dungarees	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	patched suit-pants of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	squat hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	ghostly rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	ghostly dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	padded dead guy's memento of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	bland jittery banquet	3	decent	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	skewed The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	spinning olive dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	practically non-alcoholic lousy blurry Ralph IX cognac	1	decent	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	pulsating zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	quadruple-enhanced aerosolized llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	bland snack-sized banana-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	tumbling avaricious brown plastic baby	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	fuchsia plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	skewed scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	small tasty red mole molé	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	distilled mediocre pulsating blue Morlock's Mark Bourbon	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	ionized vacuum-sealed Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	aerosolized pressed digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	denatured jittery glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	dried glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	denatured purple spinning glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	denatured teal blurry glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	mixed blurry fuchsia glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	compressed jittery glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	mirror Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	spinning Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	skewed Temple Grandin's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	studded Ol' Scratch's manacles of horror of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3383	pulsating wool Oprah's Chester's sunglasses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3384	squat toasty Chester's muscle shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5
3385	dance instructor's Chester's Aquarius medallion of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3386	Sherlock's Herculean Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25
3387	ghostly slick Zombo's skull ring of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	Jeselnik's Sinatra's Frosty's arm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
3390	greedy greasy brawny Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	spinning hardened Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Thorns: 1
3393	skewed wobbly Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	chilly Oscus's flypaper pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	mirror dangerous Hodgman's porkpie hat of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	gray censurious brawny Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	Van der Graaf Hodgman's bow tie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3398	special delicious Hodgman's blanket	3	awesome	Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 15
3399	drinkable triple-distilled jar of squeeze	6	good	
3400	normal bowl of fishysoisse	4	good	
3401	dry quadruple-alkaline deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 37
3402	oxidized super-magnetized concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	healthy Fonzie's deck of lewd playing cards of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3405	Hodgman's sock of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
3406	blinking scorching Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Hot Damage: +25
3407	padded Hodgman's almanac	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3409	inspector's Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Item Drop: +15
3410	bouncing Hodgman's detector of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3411	blurry wobbly hardened Hodgman's cane	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3412	squat Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	twirling squat Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	blinking squat Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	jittery Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	lime green box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	dry squat skewed sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 47
3423	denatured dry frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 66
3424	ionized fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 47
3425	irradiated aerosolized blurry garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 14
3426	aerosolized quadruple-chilled narrow strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 41
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	altered aerosolized Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 27
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	green squat cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	nippy experienced stirring stick	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10
3436	careful padded dangerous Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -10
3437	avaricious banded savvy Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30
3438	veiny arcane researcher's Da Vinci's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10
3439	bouncing Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	pickled prismatic wad	1	EPIC	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	club of the five seasons of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	huge scandalous rainbow crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	ribald webbed comic mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	squat Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	rosewater-soaked smooth six-rainbow shield	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	wobbly cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	jittery cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	gray Jeselnik's trusty torch	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	mirror Fonzie's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
3458	nitrogenated non-dry yellow STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 43
3459	artisanal white-label gin	3	EPIC	
3460	adequate tin rations	3	good	
3461	cyan haiku challenge map	0		
3462	wobbly terrible poem	0		
3463	practically non-alcoholic tolerable twirling bottle of sake	1	good	
3464	upside-down sinister round pebble	0		Spell Damage: +10
3465	rotten Bash-Ōs cereal	3	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	Usain Bolt's medical-grade Newton's haiku katana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	narrow bargain flash powder	0		
3468	jittery energetic plastic baby	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	adequate blueberry-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	Jim Carey's Herculean Seasonal Beret of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	modified altered tumbling cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 40
3475	warmed fuchsia blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 21
3476	diffused cyan plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 18
3477	super-alkaline pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 23
3478	cold-filtered chilled blinking peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 25
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	fuchsia spot	0		
3481	lime green uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	tumbling passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	yellow psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	green eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	vacuum-sealed enhanced glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 49
3486	blinking dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	adequate beefy fish meat	4	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	moldy glistening fish meat	4	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	decent slick fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	Lo Pan's veiny fish scimitar	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3493	fish stick of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
3494	stanky fish bazooka of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3495	denatured sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 32
3496	improved ionized jittery bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 61
3497	smooth bouncing bottle of Pete's Sake	3	awesome	
3498	squat invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	delicious ghostly canapés	3	awesome	
3502	twisted blinking thermos of brew	1	awesome	Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	lousy enchanted fuchsia glass of brandy	3	decent	Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	padded LWA ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	lime green experienced scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Experience: +2, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	wobbly squat fuchsia scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	ganger bandana of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	veiny eelskin hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	experienced eelskin pants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	nasty eelskin shield	0		Stench Damage: +5, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	prompt Jack Frost's shark tooth necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3522	Temple Grandin's quilted shark jumper	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +7
3523	electrified electrified spinning tumbling shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 64
3524	unsweetened deionized skewed eel battery	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 65
3525	quantum extra-irradiated narrow jittery temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 52
3526	skewed weightlifter's scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Muscle: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	pulsating skewed mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	twirling mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	mirror rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	wobbly ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	shaking plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	squat plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	green plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	huge plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	avaricious depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	greasy depleted Grimacite gravy boat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	mirror perfumed depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	Socratic beefcake's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	mirror Samson's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	upside-down careful depleted Grimacite shinguards of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	flame-retardant scorching depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	squat greedy brainy KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	boxer's propeller beanie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	smelly toasty straw hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	squat rosewater-soaked hardened fortified octopus's spade	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	narrow glob of slime	0		
3555	diet spoiled sea carrot	1	crappy	
3556	decent sea cucumber	3	good	
3557	bland bouncing sea avocado	3	decent	
3558	yummy sea lychee	3	awesome	
3559	bland twirling sea tangelo	4	decent	
3560	stale fancy sea honeydew	3	decent	Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 40
3561	vacuum-sealed dry cold-filtered pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 54
3562	improved flattened pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 63
3563	alkaline aerosolized pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 54
3564	lousy fancy berry-infused sake	4	decent	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 35
3565	lousy enchanted practically non-alcoholic citrus-infused sake	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
3566	mediocre melon-infused sake	3	decent	
3567	blinking slab of sponge	0		
3568	electrified sponge helmet of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	asbestos-lined boxer's spongy shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
3570	chilly hardy square sponge pants of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	mirror flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	lime green wobbly jittery six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	tumbling spinning sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	squat ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	stale rice	3	decent	
3584	big adequate irradiated candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	half-sized stale special upside-down gingerbread mutant bugbear	2	decent	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	high-proof perfectly mixed oozenog	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	denatured non-moist sugar plum	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	improved sugar banana	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	ionized oxidized twirling tumbling olive sugar lime	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	activated sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	Usain Bolt's Mer-kin hookspear of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Drops Meat
3592	squat Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	lime green Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	frozen Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 54
3596	blurry pulsating imitation crab crate	0		
3597	blue imitation crab meat	0		
3598	teal imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	huge double-paned educational smooth moist sailor's cap	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	tumbling speargun of the brute of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +60
3601	horrifying compass	0		Spooky Damage: +25
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	rosy-cheeked cool diving helmet of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	shaking friendly Tesla beefcake's aerated diving helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	blurry imitation whetstone	0		
3611	magnetized squat bouncing spinning sea grease	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 61
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	pulsating battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	yellow pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	moist gray unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	wobbly The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	Jeselnik's parasitic claw	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	rock-hard parasitic tentacles	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	hale parasitic headgnawer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	beefy parasitic strangleworm	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	tumbling jittery Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	oxidized chilled Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	lime green stylish elven socks of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	twirling avaricious wicked elven gloves	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	yellow wobbly curative experienced festive holiday hat	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	pulsating experienced patent shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	teal padded smooth gray bow tie	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	shellacked weightlifter's penguin thesaurus	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	moldy mirror blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	twirling skewed seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	maroon smelly depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	bad jittery canteen of wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	half-sized moldy blinking elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	lime green elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	wobbly shaking magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	twirling map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	flavorless snack-sized wobbly narrow toast with jam	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	bouncing antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	lousy jittery elven moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	bland knuckle sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	rosy-cheeked psycho sweater of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	wobbly fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	lard-coated plastic Mob Penguin	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	plastic mutant elf of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	energetic plastic fat stack of cash	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	plastic strand of DNA of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	pulsating ruddy plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	wobbly blinking container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	upside-down Putty mitre of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	vibrating Putty leotard of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Putty ball of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	inspector's flame-wreathed Fonzie's Putty snake	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	narrow Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	pulsating veiny glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	glow-in-the-dark dart gun of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	twirling scandalous glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	super-sized stale can of franks 'n' beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	drinkable spinning bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	tumbling throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	skewed Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	greasy diving muff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3678	distilled tolerable twirling salinated mint julep	5	good	
3679	spinning ink bladder	0		
3680	huge esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	decent small tempura carrot	2	good	
3685	adequate upside-down tempura cucumber	3	good	
3686	decent huge tempura avocado	8	good	
3687	snack-sized moldy twirling sea broccoli	2	crappy	
3688	diet delicious sea cauliflower	1	awesome	
3689	small normal tempura broccoli	2	good	
3690	small tasty tempura cauliflower	2	awesome	
3691	normal fancy wobbly sea blueberry	3	good	Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 50
3692	moldy jittery huge sea persimmon	3	crappy	
3693	nitrogenated irradiated dry pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 26
3694	polarized gray pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 32
3695	Temple Grandin's Mer-kin digpick	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3696	blinking anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	tumbling high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	spinning teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	red map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	blue mirror valve wheel	0		
3704	tumbling waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	fuchsia Jim Carey's crafty velcro broadsword of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3706	teal flame-retardant mansplainer's weightlifter's velcro paddle ball	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1
3707	avaricious rosewater-soaked velcro shield of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100
3708	Jim Carey's shellacked velcro boots of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3709	tumbling ghostly olive censurious wholesome non-stick pugil stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3710	tumbling gravedigger's smelly Sinatra's teflon spatula	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
3711	ribald steel-toed teflon shield of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
3712	frightening chilly boxer's teflon swim fins	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3713	shaking spinning Samson's strapping 7-inch discus	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5
3714	Annie Oakley's PVC staff of terror of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: 60
3715	ghostly greedy nasty Da Vinci's vinyl shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
3716	spinning yellow inspector's sizzling vinyl boots of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: 35, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	lime green decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	jittery caret	0		
3731	flame-retardant glass gnoll eye	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3732	super-improved shaking cigar butt	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 48
3733	careful hardened manly bloomers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	maroon Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	shaking flame-wreathed handwarmer of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3737	fuchsia bouncing scorching toasty lighter	0		Hot Damage: 30
3738	flavorless packet of beer nuts	4	decent	
3739	bouncing Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	nitrogenated huge narrow jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 25
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	dry huge olive concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 51
3750	ghostly Da Vinci's vampire pearl earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
3751	bland chocolate chip brownies	3	decent	
3753	red Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	improved love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	dry frozen love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	electrified chilled love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	adjusted bouncing love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	oxidized concentrated squat love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	quadruple-vacuum-sealed triple-adjusted love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	pressed breath mint	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 50
3761	ghostly Sinatra's vampire pearl ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
3762	spinning Temple Grandin's vampire pearl necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
3763	aged slug of vodka	3	awesome	
3764	aged lime green slug of rum	3	awesome	
3765	tolerable strong shaking slug of shochu	5	good	
3766	extra-dry perfectly mixed tumbling screwdiver	5	EPIC	
3767	mediocre dew yoana lei	3	decent	
3768	tolerable lychee chuhai	3	good	
3769	bad narrow salacious screwdiver	3	decent	
3770	fancy artisanal distilled dew yoana salacious lei	5	EPIC	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 45
3771	hand-crafted weak salacious lychee chuhai	2	EPIC	
3772	irresponsibly strong enchanted mediocre spinning Alewife&trade; Ale	10	decent	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 45
3773	huge seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	spinning wobbly Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	studded beefy pink pinkslip slip	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	purple blinking brawny sea salt scrubs of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
3778	wobbly rosy-cheeked wholesome amber aviator shades of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3779	polarized yellow hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 54
3780	electrified Samson's slick nurse's hat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	mixed bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	compressed bouncing blurry bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	yellow paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	squat olive smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	ghostly vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	cyan crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	upside-down Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	blinking blinking crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	twirling wool occult Samson's Mer-kin roundshield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
3804	huge smooth Mer-kin breastplate of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +25
3805	prompt Mer-kin sneakmask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	adjusted flattened green Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 32
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	upside-down red mirror Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	half-sized adequate chocolate-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	vibrating plastic baby	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	bouncing midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	adequate sea radish	4	good	
3818	Van der Graaf beefcake's strapping halibut	0		Muscle: 30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3819	upside-down eel sauce	0		
3820	educational water-polo mitt	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
3821	cold-filtered ghostly syringe	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 63
3822	jittery wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	deionized liquefied blurry wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 66
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	gray Grandma's Map	0		
3829	decent narrow olive tempura radish	4	good	
3830	upside-down mirror groovy water-polo cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	weak acceptable Typical Tavern swill	2	good	
3832	acceptable tropical swill	4	good	
3833	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic fruity girl swill	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3834	smooth blended swill	4	awesome	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	Jeselnik's hale fortified padded Elvish sunglasses	0		Damage Absorption: 80, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	ghostly anniversary safety glass vest of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
3838	ghostly extremely unsafe anniversary burlap belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3839	upside-down wobbly healthy anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	medical-grade anniversary pewter cape	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3842	executive out-of-tune biwa	0		Meat Drop: +40
3843	Annie Oakley's dented harmonica	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
3844	tumbling rosy-cheeked wholesome magic whistle	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40
3845	twirling sizzling plastic blowgun	0		Hot Damage: +10
3846	inspector's Van der Graaf savvy jungle drum	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3847	jittery sage hippy bongo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3848	ghostly hardy knob bugle	0		Maximum HP: +50
3849	bouncing horrifying occult 4-dimensional guitar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
3850	boxing glove of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3851	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf Socratic boxing glove on a spring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3852	friendly brainy half-sized guitar	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +3
3853	upside-down Tesla bass drum of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3854	fuchsia blinking auspicious pixel boomerang	0		Item Drop: +10
3855	careful arcane researcher's Newton's world's smallest violin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -10
3856	Tesla Van der Graaf padded ocarina of space	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17
3857	ruddy a butt tuba	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3858	miser's bone flute	0		Meat Drop: +10
3859	fuchsia infernal fife of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3860	family-friendly charming flute	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	auspicious savvy grass whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
3863	deadly brawny plastic guitar	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
3864	jittery twirling olive sinister finger cymbals	0		Spell Damage: +10
3865	skewed smelly deadly kettle drum	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3866	energetic occult double-barreled sling	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3867	aromatic supercharged magilaser blastercannon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1
3868	resourceful hanky&#363; of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	pulsating frightening Jack Frost's ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5
3870	blurry blinking stolen office supplies	0		
3871	olive lightning-fast double-paned office-supply crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
3872	squat deadly pocket theremin	0		Weapon Damage: +5
3873	extremely unsafe supercool rave whistle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	lime green shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	blinking hellseal disguise	0		
3881	fouet de tortue-dressage of the blizzard of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	red encoded cult documents	0		
3883	wobbly cult memo	0		
3884	spinning decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	polarized super-oxidized narrow vial of slime	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 12
3886	deionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 29
3887	modified pickled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 32
3888	boiled unsweetened shaking ghostly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 48
3889	corrupted magnetized twirling twirling vial of slime	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 29
3890	pressed double-diffused vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 25
3891	denatured nitrogenated vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 28
3892	enhanced huge ghostly vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 29
3893	denatured narrow vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 41
3894	Vulcanized vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 38
3895	energized quantum vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 42
3896	alkaline modified wobbly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 38
3897	nitrogenated corrupted vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 25
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	fuchsia figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	huge ghostly figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	upside-down imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	perfectly mixed watered-down blended swill with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	frightening turtle wax shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3916	blurry extremely unsafe turtle wax helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	turtle wax greaves of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	twirling Newton's meat shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3919	squat turtlemail bits	0		
3920	executive toasty turtlemail coif	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	narrow Temple Grandin's stiffened turtlemail breeches	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	rock-hard turtlemail hauberk of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3923	narrow hedgeturtle	0		
3924	double-paned grievous spiky turtle helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	stanky spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	green lion tamer's padded spiky turtle shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
3927	bouncing spinning turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	fuchsia syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	modified quantum tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 63
3931	ribald severed flipper of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	jittery miser's manspreader's bad-ass club	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	adjusted nitrogenated squat hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 32
3936	energized wet scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 14
3937	warmed altered jittery fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 32
3938	club of corruption of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	medical-grade corrupt club of corruption	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	cyan resourceful corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	smelly Sinatra's boxer's evil-ass club	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	bouncing up-at-dawn smelly nasty-ass club of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	olive infernal toilet brush of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	scandalous forbidden shadowy seal eye	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	hale oyster egg balloon	0		Maximum HP: +20
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	pulsating Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	skewed Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	maroon ghostly monocle	0		
3953	skewed mink	0		
3954	pulsating ghostly teddy butler	0		
3955	shaking martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	spinning tin of caviar	0		
3958	occult bejeweled cufflinks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
3959	sharpshooter's garish pinky ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3960	tumbling medical-grade designer sunglasses	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3961	banded opera glasses of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	blinking Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	irradiated flattened cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 19
3966	aromatic frosty hot-ass club of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	olive zippy toasty frigid-ass club of terror	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	flame-wreathed Jack Frost's creepy-ass club of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	electrified energized sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 28
3970	personal trainer's boxer's Abyssal ember	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	double-magnetized flattened frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 42
3972	zippy energetic seal spine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	boiled adjusted cyan blinking seal lube	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 53
3974	auspicious mannequin leg of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	purple ruddy padded tortoise of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +20
3976	shaking curative tortoboggan of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3977	jittery painted turtle	0		
3978	purple resourceful stylish painted shield	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	Tesla forbidden torquoise ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3983	spinning dueling turtle	0		
3984	vibrating dueling banjo of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	wobbly samurai turtle	0		
3987	ghostly smelly ruddy samurai turtle helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	blinking turtle shell	0		
3989	twirling turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	blurry slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	blue bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	tumbling lime green pulsating boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	olive metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	pickled agua de vida	1	decent	Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	huge Newton's tortoboggan shield of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4003	wobbly bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	asbestos-lined soup-chucks	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4005	nitrogenated oxidized jittery ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 29
4006	green memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	squat memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	fuchsia memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	tumbling memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	squat memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	mirror squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	tumbling greaves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	spinning Oprah's piece of rebar of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4021	lard-coated medical-grade slick shovel	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4022	green coward's curative arcane researcher's necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4023	cyan ghostly studded sinister speargun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80
4024	green Usain Bolt's veiny compass	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +80
4025	smelly rock-hard helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	squat miser's dog trainer's MacGyver's lantern	0		Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +10
4027	careful forbidden greaves of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	executive manspreader's dance instructor's club	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +40
4029	shaking memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	upside-down memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	shaking memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	cyan memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	shaking memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	squat caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	toothsome immense squat slimy sweetbreads	8	awesome	
4038	bad slimy fermented bile bladder	3	decent	
4039	boiled narrow mirror slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 25
4040	fuchsia skewed memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	tumbling pulsating Lo Pan's pig-iron helm of the blizzard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	steel-toed padded pig-iron shinguards	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	executive nippy pig-iron bracers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	tumbling bouncing wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	huge wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	twirling wumpus-hair whip of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	MacGyver's Da Vinci's wumpus-hair wig of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	gray prompt studded deadly wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	mansplainer's supercool wumpus-hair sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	mirror sage ring of teleportation	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
4052	red glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	special banana milkshake	1	crappy	Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	spirit-forward tolerable blue White Hyborian	5	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	forbidden goblin hunting spear	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	maroon hale goblin autoblowgun of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	weightlifter's tribal beads	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	green frosty Lo Pan's stone fist	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	stiffened stone head	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	bouncing Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	lime green huge wobbly Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	wobbly Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	blurry essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	pulsating essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	twirling essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	blurry essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	tumbling multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	shaking aromatic rosy-cheeked villainous scythe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	shellacked baneful bandolier of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	pulsating friendly cool diabolical crossbow	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	nasty malevolent medallion of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	padded corrosive cowl of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	narrow squat up-at-dawn Herculean grisly shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	Sinatra's corroded breeches of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	prompt horrifying pernicious cudgel	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	rotten squat cupcake-in-a-cup	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	huge pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	flavorless pulsating protein paste	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	cyan dangerous Rosewater's cyber-mattock	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	jittery X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	aerosolized quantum neurostim pill	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	warmed polymerized blinking physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	huge slimy cyst	0		
4095	shaking peawee marble of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4096	brown crock marble of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4097	tumbling horrifying China marble	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4098	lemonade marble of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4099	greasy bumblebee marble	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4100	zippy jet bennie marble	0		Initiative: +20
4101	spinning teal Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's beige clambroth marble	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7
4102	savvy steely marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4103	pulsating Jack Frost's beach ball marble of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
4104	yellow catseye marble of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4105	smelly bumboozer marble	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4106	groovy chamoisole	0		Moxie Percent: +10
4107	enhanced chilled gray bitter pill	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 26
4108	narrow rosy-cheeked Fonzie's monstrous monocle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	family-friendly double-paned musty moccasins	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	cyan executive quilted molten medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	lightning-fast dance instructor's brazen bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	careful wicked bitter bowtie	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	blurry fuchsia bewitching boots of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	medical-grade dance instructor's supercool rickety unicycle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4117	censurious mansplainer's dangerous crusty hula hoop	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4118	extremely unsafe educational Coily&trade; of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4119	nippy occult brainy school flying disc	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10
4120	lion tamer's arcane researcher's lawn dart of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50
4121	miser's lard-coated wagon of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	nippy Annie Oakley's crown-shaped beanie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	hopping socks of the ox of chilblains of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4125	blurry careful fortified poodle skirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	knitted stiffened Fonzie's letterman's jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +3
4127	razor-sharp hardened slime hat of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	sizzling forbidden hardened slime pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	flame-retardant manspreader's weightlifter's hardened slime belt	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	distilled boot plant	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	practically non-alcoholic bad sham champagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	corrupted bouncing tempura air	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 43
4134	flattened flattened pulsating pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 54
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	prompt Socratic Bag o' Tricks of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	skewed a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	red a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	funny paper hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	diffused sand	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 41
4147	bouncing auspicious charged magnet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	upside-down shaking quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	mirror lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	altered quadruple-chilled frozen dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	deionized Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 44
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	mirror rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	lousy pebblebr&auml;u	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	yummy snack-sized pulsating rocky road ice cream	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	boiled children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 64
4164	triple-corrupted boiled chilled Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 44
4165	greedy greasy Staff of the Soupbone of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
4166	jittery knitted Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	bouncing personal trainer's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	avaricious Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	narrow shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	rock helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	Jim Carey's rock pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rosewater-soaked rock necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	ghostly sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	skewed Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	gray coward's sugar shotgun	0		Monster Level: -20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	blinking spinning skewed sugar shillelagh of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	Tesla sugar shank	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	scandalous ruddy Samson's sugar chapeau	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	sugar shorts of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	jittery sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	spinning slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	jittery perfumed slime convention pin	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	maroon inverse geode	0		
4190	shaking control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	narrow deadly sugar shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	tumbling rave visor of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	skewed Jim Carey's baggy rave pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	extremely unsafe pacifier necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	twirling stanky dance instructor's boxer's sea cowboy hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	red Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	blinking Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	spinning rosy-cheeked Newton's brand new key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30
4207	Tesla dorsal fin	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	pulsating underwater slingshot	0		
4213	strapping skate blade of the ox	0		Muscle: 25
4214	blinking spangly unitard	0		
4215	collapsible baton of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +25
4216	mirror groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	extra-energized vacuum-sealed groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 61
4219	energetic skate board	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5
4220	upside-down S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	ghostly lime green electrified yield shield	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	yellow narrow spinning unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	bouncing roller skate doll	0		
4226	Annie Oakley's Star of Bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
4227	blinking hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ghostly ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	mansplainer's pat&eacute; knife	0		Monster Level: +15
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	cheese-slicer of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4238	yummy enchanted beef jerky	3	awesome	Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 15
4239	miser's pipe wrench	0		Meat Drop: +10
4240	frozen gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 55
4241	Lo Pan's sleep mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	smooth sock garters	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
4243	unsweetened mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 17
4244	quilted leather-bound tome	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	ivory cue ball of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4247	lousy pulsating decanter of fine Scotch	4	decent	
4248	pickled tumbling expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	skewed blinking fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	galvanized blue vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 54
4253	flattened blinking potion of speed	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 31
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	polarized boiled sap	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	stale chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	aged strong purple mulled cider	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	yellow squat wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	twirling pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	teal Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	asbestos-lined bark boxers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	bark beret of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	bark bracelet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
4267	chilly quilted Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	arcane researcher's Galapagosian Cuisses of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	Usain Bolt's lion tamer's Angelhair Culottes	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	bouncing stiffened fortified Newman's Own Trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	skewed careful savvy Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	wobbly toasty Lederhosen of the Night of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	modified pickled ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	chaotic razor-sharp Underworld truncheon of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	skewed Tesla resourceful dance instructor's Staff of the Woodfire	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	red flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's thinker's Underworld flail	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	huge ghostly Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	greedy family-friendly Mer-kin bunwig	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	upside-down perfumed crappy Mer-kin mask of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	ghostly red greasy resourceful crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	Jim Carey's Newton's boxer's Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	miser's deadly Mer-kin scholar mask of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	skewed toasty sage stylish Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	scorching occult personal trainer's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	squat thinker's Mer-kin headguard of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: 25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	toasty Mer-kin waistrope	0		Hot Damage: +5
4290	jittery crafty smooth Mer-kin facecowl of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +10
4291	chilly Mer-kin thighguard	0		Cold Damage: +5
4292	stiffened dance instructor's Mer-kin dodgeball of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	censurious supercool brawny Mer-kin dragnet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	nasty extremely unsafe Mer-kin switchblade of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	gray depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	gravedigger's rosy-cheeked smartaleck's Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	shaking greedy shellacked Brand of Violence of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	red sizzling nippy Rosewater's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
4300	greasy energetic ruddy Lens of Violence	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	foul-smelling Pigsticker of Violence of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
4302	scorching dance instructor's beefcake's Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	experienced savvy cool Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	Jack Frost's chilly energetic Girdle of Hatred	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	olive baleful Da Vinci's Staff of Simmering Hatred of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
4306	green sizzling Tesla Pantaloons of Hatred of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	auspicious veiny beefcake's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4308	vibrating Lens of Hatred of the ox of the brute	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	squat Sherlock's reassuring sinister Treads of Loathing	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	bouncing Sherlock's dangerous Scepter of Loathing of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Cloathing
4311	miser's banded Belt of Loathing of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	vibrating hardened beefcake's Goggles of Loathing	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	Annie Oakley's dangerous Newton's Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cloathing
4314	dog trainer's steel-toed razor-sharp Jeans of Loathing	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	green Annual Ascot of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4316	stanky Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the wise owl of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	aromatic manspreader's dance instructor's Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	energetic hardened sinister Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	olive arcane researcher's educational beefy Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	censurious hale Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	narrow executive The Trickster's Trikitixa of James Dean of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	Jim Carey's cool Claw of the Infernal Seal of the brute	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	forbidden baleful stylish Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	strapping Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	inspector's reassuring Van der Graaf Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	narrow narrow censurious gravedigger's Bling of the New Wave of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	purple fortified sinister La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	fuchsia jittery suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	spoiled half-sized shaking candy kneecapping stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	flavorless blinking licorice garrote	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	lime green Temple Grandin's candy knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	normal bouncing jawbruiser	4	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	concentrated alkaline gray chocolate car	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	plastic 11 Dealer of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	auspicious plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	greasy plastic stocking mimic	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	tumbling Sherlock's plastic Crimbomination	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	dry flattened lime green Piddles	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	concentrated BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	anodized galvanized olive Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	strapping snow hat	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	Annie Oakley's snow pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	sage snow belly	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	small fancy moldy twirling jittery expired can of franks 'n' beans	2	crappy	Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	weak delicious blinking expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	double-boiled super-polymerized frozen elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	diet flavorless penguin focaccia bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	hand-crafted strong herringcello	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	smooth distilled lime green elven cellocello	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	gray handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	purple chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	blurry elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	tumbling spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	thinker's throwing wrench	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	lime green zippy pair of bolt cutters	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	olive Fonzie's poison pen	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	flame-wreathed speed limit shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	skewed quilted smooth live wire	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	manspreader's misfit dolly of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	Sinatra's misfit hobby horse of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	rosewater-soaked hardened misfit teddy bear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	greedy rock-hard pocketwatch on a chain	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	auspicious sinister cement sandals	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	night-vision goggles of the storm of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	bouncing sage peanut brittle shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	censurious medical-grade Red Rover BB gun	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	healthy red-and-green sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	spinning Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	denatured Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	activated polarized ghostly tumbling Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	modified tarnished Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	pulsating teal cheese sword of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	spinning energetic cheese diaper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	purple cheese wheel of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	spinning Herculean cheese eye	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	pulsating reassuring Jack Frost's Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	tumbling foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	spinning Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	skewed A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	bouncing lime green The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	moldy snack-sized quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	acceptable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	forbidden sealhide hood	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	wobbly sealhide leggings of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	sealhide cloak of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4418	narrow Newton's sealhide buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4419	bouncing sealhide whip of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4420	jittery sinister sealhide moccasins	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4421	huge sealhide gloves of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4422	lion tamer's sealhide belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
4423	skewed sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	denatured chilled blurry narrow sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 20
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	jittery greasy glowstick on a string	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
4429	shellacked candy necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	pulsating teddybear backpack of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	enhanced concentrated invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	oxidized irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	aerosolized fuchsia irritability potion	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	cyan hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	squat guard turtle shell of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	spinning double-paned crowbar	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4442	auspicious spaghetti cult rosary	0		Item Drop: +10
4443	manspreader's spaghetti cult mask	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	mirror Samson's spangly mariachi pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	deadly beefcake's spangly mariachi vest	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +5
4447	spangly sombrero of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	boiled squat Instant Karma	1	crappy	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	cyan educational pointy hat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	yellow friendly machetito	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	auspicious lawnmower blade	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	shaking grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	jittery medical-grade The Landscaper's leafblower	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	skewed executive lion tamer's snailmail coif	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	twirling family-friendly baleful snailmail breeches	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	teal rosewater-soaked snailmail hauberk of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
4461	dry double-boiled seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 37
4462	triple-oxidized chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 39
4463	boiled chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 14
4464	extra-electrified alkaline polymerized spinning fuchsia chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 24
4465	non-ionized purple tumbling chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 36
4466	diffused improved olive wobbly chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 55
4467	polarized triple-warmed chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 60
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	jittery BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	mirror BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	lion tamer's BRICKO hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	spinning twirling personal trainer's BRICKO pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	teal jittery fireproof BRICKO sword	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	squat BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	BRICKO bulwark of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	green gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	bouncing gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	bouncing BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	twirling BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	blinking broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	upside-down gray BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	extra-tarnished recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 49
4498	alkaline concentrated recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 24
4499	improved recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 25
4500	flattened quantum recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 55
4501	anodized recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 61
4502	flattened pulsating recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 41
4503	dry mirror recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	censurious heart of the volcano of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4505	liquefied anodized twirling lime green Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 29
4506	twirling puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	tarnished anodized ghostly fuchsia &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	blinking green reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	spoiled pulsating walrus ice cream	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	rotten beautiful soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	huge Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	decent massive fancy mirror Humpty Dumplings	7	good	Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	decent fancy upside-down jittery Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	good	Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	special tolerable missing wine	3	good	Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	immense enchanted stale jittery matter custard	7	decent	Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	triple-moist comfit?	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	MacGyver's groovy flamingo mallet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	jittery croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	mirror olive Tiger-lily's milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	careful Sinatra's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	Van der Graaf wig of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	enchanted adequate green donut	3	good	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	half-sized stale bucket of honey	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	banded Newton's elephant stinger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	yummy dragon snaps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	rosewater-soaked snapdragon pistil of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	moldy rook cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	delicious low-calorie mirror bishop cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	miniature stale knight cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	spoiled fancy king cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	enchanted yummy queen cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	blinking twirling yellow fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	insane tophat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	ribald helm of the knight of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	censurious wristwatch of the knight of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	grievous strapping trousers of the knight	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	grievous tophat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	skewed executive tie	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
4543	upside-down beefcake's tuxedo pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	tumbling walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	razor-sharp detour shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	jittery wobbly equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	upside-down can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	blinking upside-down hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	drinkable enchanted world's most unappetizing beverage	3	good	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	beefcake's slippery when wet shield	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	enchanted toothsome gray raisin	3	awesome	Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	maroon squat fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	ghostly supercool weightlifter's flyest of shirts	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	stale a dance upon the palate	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	adequate miniature maroon upside-down prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	super-sized flavorless squirmy violent party snack	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	frightening can-you-dig-it?	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	warmed teal Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	jittery beefy school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	blurry Sherlock's gravedigger's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	blurry glob of skin	0		
4584	moldy miniature six wedges of goat cheese	2	crappy	
4585	upside-down collection of objects	0		
4586	twirling boulder	0		
4587	olive goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	Samson's pixel whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4590	arcane researcher's pixel chain whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	sharpshooter's pixel morning star	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	squat pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pulsating pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	fuchsia map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	mediocre enchanted practically non-alcoholic wobbly plastic cup of beer	1	decent	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	shaking keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	Newton's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	decent half-sized sun-dried tofu	2	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	watered-down artisanal narrow olive soyburger juice	2	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	squat respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	upside-down essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	vacuum-sealed frozen essential soy	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	altered polarized adjusted lime green essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	pulsating arcane researcher's Crown of Thrones	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	artisanal Cinco Mayo Lager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	pulsating teal Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	altered enhanced chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	small moldy spinning pawn cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	vaporized cyan coffee pixie stick	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	jittery superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	bouncing tumbling parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	lime green pulsating hale plastic spider ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	chaotic plastic kazoo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	maroon inflatable baseball bat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	miser's auspicious googly-star hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	tumbling bouncing supercool Rosewater's googly-ball hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	maroon Oprah's googly-heart hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	super-sweet boom box of chilblains of horror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	spinning brawny sinister demon mask of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	fuchsia prompt therapeutic hardy streetfighting champion's belt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	twirling upside-down greedy manspreader's hale Space Trip safety headphones	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	LARP carp of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4641	spinning asbestos-lined electrified KoL Con Six Pack	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4642	frightening Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4643	twirling lard-coated rxr shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	ghostly nasty friendly Sinatra's Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	wobbly Newton's space trooper helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	shaking perfumed Jack Frost's chilly Meteoid ice beam	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	veiny beefcake's Dungeon Fist gauntlet of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	twirling fuchsia beefcake's ironic knit cap of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	mirror ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	chaotic ironic battle spoon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4655	fuchsia lightning-fast wool ironic jogging shorts of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	frightening mole skin notebook	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	lime green shaking map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	lime green tumbling blackberry galoshes of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
4660	nippy electrified trout fang	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	adequate poisonous caviar	3	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	deionized unsweetened wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	narrow Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	scandalous Sinatra's Ellsbury's skull	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	thinker's hot plate	0		Mysticality: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	twirling Sherlock's imp unity ring of the detective	0		Item Drop: 45
4667	extremely unsafe Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4668	narrow lion tamer's observational glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +2
4669	jittery Newton's hilarious comedy prop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4670	blinking beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	drinkable blurry booze-soaked cherry	4	good	
4672	gray shaking comfy pillow	0		
4673	normal marshmallow	3	good	
4674	decent sponge cake	3	good	
4675	mediocre practically non-alcoholic skewed gin-soaked blotter paper	1	decent	
4676	blue tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	blurry volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	olive Sherlock's pottery shield	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	Samson's strapping pottery hat	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	tumbling ghostly Rosewater's pottery training pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	ghostly fireproof pottery club	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	huge dance instructor's pottery yo-yo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	red pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	upside-down olive fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	skewed fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	olive fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	bouncing fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	shellacked Greatest American Pants of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	mirror Rosewater's fossilized necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	huge bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	blurry archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	teal red-hot medallion of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	spinning sinister tablet	0		
4707	skewed E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	spinning My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	bouncing hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	blinking narrow GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	diet yummy shaking lemon popsicle	1	awesome	
4715	tasty popsicle	4	awesome	
4716	thick moldy strawberry popsicle	5	crappy	
4717	low-calorie yummy spinning liver popsicle	1	awesome	
4718	shaking sinister mariachi hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Hollandaise helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	delicious liver and let pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	moldy badass pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	spoiled shoo-fish pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	rotten cyan piping organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	yummy diet igloo pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	delicious massive stomach turnover	9	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	spoiled big dead lights pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	stale throbbing organ pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	stop shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	lime green nest egg	0		
4732	green twirling sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	spinning kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	beer-soaked mop of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4738	aged mirror day-old beer	4	awesome	
4739	drinkable plain beer	3	good	
4740	extra-dry perfectly mixed overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	5	EPIC	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	wobbly rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	frozen adjusted improved PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 21
4745	polymerized diffused triple-dry Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 16
4746	improved ionized chilled Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 42
4747	flavorless twirling upside-down bone meal	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	practically non-alcoholic acceptable yellow bone aperitif	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	extremely unsafe bonerang	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	weightlifter's bone and arrows	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	purple perfumed boning knife	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	bone spurs of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	gray ghostly bonedanna of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	family-friendly boneana hammock of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	twirling bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	skewed tumbling narrow Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	alkaline warmed skewed green candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	fancy snack-sized moldy mirror pumpkin pie	2	crappy	Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	drinkable green pumpkin beer	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	polarized twirling pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	upside-down pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	lightning-fast wholesome shin gourds	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	shaking avaricious medical-grade Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	huge squat Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	wobbly Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	twirling Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	toothsome CRIMBCOIDS mints	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	adequate fuchsia CRIMBCOLOAF	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	adequate miniature upside-down circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	blinking flame-wreathed plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	blinking lightning-fast plastic fax machine	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	narrow coward's plastic hobo elf	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	plastic Mr. Mination of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	mirror rosy-cheeked plastic Best Game Ever	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	shaking hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	shaking teal robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	huge robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	blinking robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	mirror robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	jittery pulsating robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	toothsome big triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5	awesome	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	rotten bite-sized square CRIMBCOOKIE	1	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	scandalous shellacked bindlestocking of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	wobbly upside-down Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	steel-toed Sinatra's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	thinker's Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	Annie Oakley's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	wobbly studded Newton's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	knitted quilted Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	Tesla Rosewater's Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	triple-electrified Vulcanized chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	healthy gift-a-pult	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	flattened oxidized jittery ghostly holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	blurry pulsating CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	blurry paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	gravedigger's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	shaking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	jittery photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	blue tumbling deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	blurry Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	beefcake's paperclip-on tie of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	squat smelly paperclip pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: 60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	ghostly knitted crafty fortified paperclip turban	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	blue huge deadly paperclip cape	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	wobbly photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	blurry gaudy key	0		
4875	upside-down BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	activated frozen chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	polymerized pressed tumbling mirror bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	non-magnetized incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	denatured modified jittery myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	mirror CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	bad CRIMBCO wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	ghostly toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	stale massive toe jam toast	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	yellow traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	decent miniature olive traffic jam toast	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	stale narrow lime green tumbling space jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	non-pickled extra-modified mirror huge motivational poster	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	skewed bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	upside-down slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	huge BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	bland big festive sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	adequate half-sized holiday cheese log	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	fortified BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	vibrating strapping BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	teal groovy BGE pocket calendar	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	jittery BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	rock-hard BGE plastic toy	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	resourceful stapler bear	0		Maximum MP: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	blue Lo Pan's adhesive tape dolly	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	cool scissor duck	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	lime green huge coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	ghostly jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	gravedigger's Seven Loco	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	blue supercharged Loathing Legion moondial	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	flame-retardant Loathing Legion knife	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	studded Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	upside-down Loathing Legion can opener of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	teal stanky Loathing Legion chainsaw of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	blinking shellacked Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Loathing Legion flamethrower of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	twirling Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	ghostly lard-coated Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	Loathing Legion double prism of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	lightning-fast Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	spinning Loathing Legion kitchen sink of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Loathing Legion abacus of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	cyan Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	Loathing Legion hammer of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	ghostly Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	skewed Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	blurry time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	stale Knob jelly donut	3	decent	
4942	mirror Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	blurry Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	double-adjusted vacuum-sealed weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 62
4950	cold-filtered pressed abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 49
4951	purple careful flimsy clipboard	0		Monster Level: -10
4952	non-energized baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 57
4953	frosty whalebone corset of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4954	Socratic oven mitts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
4955	special bland huge overcookie	10	decent	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 45
4956	moldy philosopher's scone	3	crappy	
4957	warmed moist pulsating half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 40
4958	wicked Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Spell Damage: +5
4959	tasty Knob nuts	3	awesome	
4960	tolerable weak fancy Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	good	Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 50
4961	tumbling mirror Subject 37 file	0		
4962	Samson's mysterious lapel pin of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
4963	ghostly state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	spinning Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	blurry Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	blurry Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	twirling Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	twirling squat Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	blurry Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	gray Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	wobbly Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	red Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	wobbly Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	ghostly lime green Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	huge Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	narrow Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	blinking Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	fuchsia Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	gray Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	lime green Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	skewed Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	purple Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	tumbling Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	thinker's card sleeve	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	spinning evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	flavorless shaking wasabi pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	bite-sized moldy mirror tobiko pocky	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	yummy wobbly natto pocky	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	perfectly mixed wasabi-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	bad narrow tobiko-infused sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	tolerable watered-down natto-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	unsweetened gray wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	vacuum-sealed corrupted tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	dry natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	improved polymerized deionized jittery elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	practically non-alcoholic tolerable marshmallow flamb&eacute;	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic pulsating cranberry schnapps	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	drinkable lime green breaded beer	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	lousy soy cordial	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	hardened wicked astral bludgeon of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +50
5029	nippy electrified astral shield	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5030	shellacked astral chapeau of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	perfumed wholesome beefy astral bracer	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
5032	tumbling supercool astral longbow of extreme caution of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +20
5033	aromatic Annie Oakley's Socratic astral shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	shaking narrow maroon censurious extremely unsafe astral mace of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5035	mirror Temple Grandin's MacGyver's healthy astral trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	mansplainer's Tesla astral ring of terror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5037	electrified Da Vinci's astral statuette of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5038	mirror lime green therapeutic astral pistol of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5039	Jack Frost's supercool astral mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	auspicious hale astral shirt of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +50
5042	green forbidden astral belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50
5043	special immense decent gray astral hot dog	8	???	Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 5
5044	drinkable practically non-alcoholic teal blinking astral pilsner	1	???	
5045	jittery astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	mirror astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	red Socratic double-ice cap of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	green pulsating wool quilted stylish double-ice box	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	knitted hardy double-ice britches of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	red intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	blurry obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	squat best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	liquefied teal Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	unsweetened spinning Red Pill	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	skewed voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	huge the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	mirror Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	stale spaghetti con calaveras	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	stale immense popcorn	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	snack-sized decent chaos popcorn	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	nippy steel-toed beefcake's hole	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	bland s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	bad boozy Russian Ice	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	flame-wreathed clay ashtray	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	spinning perfumed lanyard	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	narrow hardy monster pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	double-liquefied Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	Jack Frost's Van der Graaf helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	stanky crutch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	ghostly wobbly lime green shock belt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	denatured galvanized Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rubber band gun of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	spinning ribald pin-stripe slacks	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	gloves of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	colloidal twirling ghostly correction fluid	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	sharpshooter's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	pulsating steel-toed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	nasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	Sherlock's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	skewed tumbling prompt Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	careful Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	stiffened Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	tumbling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	blinking mirror stiffened Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	maroon miser's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	Jack Frost's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	spinning careful Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	moist willyweed	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	triple-ionized wobbly shaking Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	electrified ghostly fish juice box	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	twirling paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	tolerable Jeppson's Malort	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	avaricious stress ball	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	grievous Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	olive stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	pulsating bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	gray jittery Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	green auspicious veiny wizardly Admiral's hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	gravedigger's friendly sinister aviator's cap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	mirror pulsating blinking prompt Tesla mirrored aviator shades	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	jittery Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	shaking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	huge Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	dry polymerized Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	moldy elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	triple-distilled drinkable elven squeeze	9	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	twirling lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	mirror E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	twirling E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	bouncing carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	modified twirling astral energy drink	1		
5141	lime green Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	mirror squat moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	cyan squat shaking E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	double-altered flattened denatured jittery shaking honeypot	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 38
5146	stale thick ghostly wild honey pie	5	decent	
5147	bad special honey mead	4	decent	Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 20
5148	steel-toed honey dipper of vim and vigor of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5149	inspector's honeybritches of the pedagogue of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	hardened Newton's honeycap of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	Moonthril Circlet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	Moonthril Greaves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	spinning dance instructor's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	hale Moonthril Longbow	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Moonthril Cuirass of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	banded plush alielf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	ionized Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	scorching plush dogcat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	teal plush hamsterpus of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	rosy-cheeked plush alien hamsterpus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	medical-grade plush mutated alielf	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	smelly smooth plush mutated alielephant	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	chaotic girl	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	mirror synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	pulsating elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	diffused improved transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	twirling elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	extra-dry drinkable Saison du Lune	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	drinkable Moonthril Schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	mediocre jittery Wrecked Generator	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	half-sized flavorless Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	rotten half-sized shaking bouncing Crepes a la Lune	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	bland Moon Pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	liquefied warmed blurry blinking Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	unsweetened Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	polymerized moist 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	bouncing Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	fuchsia Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	improved deionized jittery honey stick	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 61
5189	enhanced anodized double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	perfumed flame-wreathed Fonzie's Operation Patriot Shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	bouncing squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	polarized corrupted data	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	teal 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	blue careful Great S-Cape	0		Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	greasy Marvelous Unitard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	diluted twirling gooey paste	1	decent	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	distilled cyan beastly paste	1	decent	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	mixed maroon mirror paste	1	good	Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	mixed spinning ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	boiled spinning greasy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	twisted twirling bug paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	modified hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	altered spinning orc paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	denatured demonic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	distilled red indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	vaporized teal paste	1	decent	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	boiled shaking goblin paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	vaporized squat gray pirate paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	compressed chlorophyll paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	modified spinning paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	modified bouncing Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	mixed teal slimy paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	compressed narrow blurry penguin paste	1	good	Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	compressed blurry teal elemental paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	twisted red ghostly cosmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	compressed hobo paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	vaporized squat Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	yellow Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	immense adequate green ghostly Ur-Donut	9	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	lime green The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	artisanal bucket of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	tasty ultrafondue	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	spinning crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	tumbling borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	squat careful shining halo	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	lime green Jim Carey's furry halo	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	purple curative frosty halo	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	smelly time halo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	delicious huge Lumineux Limnio	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	smooth Morto Moreto	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	perfectly mixed watered-down Temps Tempranillo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	mediocre Bordeaux Marteaux	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	weak smooth Fromage Pinotage	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	smooth Beignet Milgranet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	distilled lousy Muschat	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	snack-sized toothsome twirling cool jelly donut	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	normal shrapnel jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	rotten gray narrow occult jelly donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	normal thyme jelly donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	bland danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	moldy smashed danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	flavorless forbidden danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	stale cool cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	flavorless squat blunt cat claw	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	spoiled shadowy cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	stale immense cyan cheezburger	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	normal bite-sized pulsating toasted brie	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	concentrated quadruple-dry blinking potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	extra-flattened deionized warmed blurry too legit potion	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	unsweetened super-polymerized dry huge Bright Water	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	irradiated modified diffused blinking huge cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	colloidal spinning graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	adjusted cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	concentrated vacuum-sealed red potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	dry electrified tumbling potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	aerosolized potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	alkaline ghostly potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	flattened potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	blurry holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	skewed bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	twirling broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	ghostly upside-down noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	huge skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	squat boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	energetic hammerus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	strapping blunt icepick	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	personal trainer's fluorescent lightbulb	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	censurious blammer of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	shaking executive clock-cleaning hammer	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	gray shaking 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	upside-down Herculean broken clock	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	blue Samson's dethklok	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	glacial clock of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	ghostly d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	skewed d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	jittery kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	pulsating newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	bite-sized rotten phish stick	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	nasty Lo Pan's supercharged plastic vampire fangs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	mirror cyan twirling Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	jittery chilly Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	greasy baleful Samson's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	red dangerous Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	wholesome Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	upside-down Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	twirling olive chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	teal shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	upside-down funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	colloidal enhanced ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	enhanced tumbling necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	polymerized cold-filtered bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	pickled wobbly whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	polymerized quantum press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	nitrogenated mirror Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	quadruple-ionized oxidized ghostly Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	adjusted irradiated Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	super-frozen Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	vacuum-sealed super-ionized Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	hand-crafted enchanted practically non-alcoholic Ecto-Cooler	1	EPIC	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	mediocre Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	tolerable Blood Light	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	smooth Silver Bullet beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	bad squat Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	denatured warmed modified sorority brain	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	modified liquefied vacuum-sealed Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	pressed upside-down yellow tumbling drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	extra-see-thru nightie of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	shaking clever groovy BRAINS shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	blue squat blurry baleful Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	scrunchie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	shellacked extremely skinny jeans of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	knitted stanky The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	bouncing rock-hard deadly experienced The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	lard-coated grievous The Necbromancer's Shorts of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	forbidden baleful cool The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	blinking wobbly The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	watered-down artisanal The Cooler Out of Space	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	squat The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	blinking upside-down sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	irradiated Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	purple death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	spinning Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	fuchsia Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	spinning Rosewater's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	jittery double-paned plastic trollipop	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	plastic Fudge Wizard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	smelly plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	frightening plastic colollilossus	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	shaking knitted plastic Big Candy of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	vaporized upside-down groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	squat lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	olive wobbly tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	studded ridiculous belt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	spinning Samson's ridiculous earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ridiculous sunglasses of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	big moldy ridiculous sandwich	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	acceptable enchanted mirror ridiculous cocktail	3	good	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	yellow sharpshooter's wholesome zombie monkey necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
5392	shaking Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	gray scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	narrow maroon peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	wet ghostly skewed peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	moldy half-sized peppermint patty	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	wobbly peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	Temple Grandin's candy cane	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	family-friendly Van der Graaf cane-mail shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	stanky scorching dog trainer's cane-mail pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	lousy watered-down Vodka Matryoshka	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	triple-distilled artisanal shaking mirror Gin Mint	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	bad Tequiz Navidad	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	tolerable blue Mint Yulep	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed high-proof enchanted Crimbojito	7	EPIC	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	lousy Sangria de Menthe	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	liquefied concentrated diffused licorice root	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	pressed blinking banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	super-diffused polarized pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	quantum extra-unsweetened lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	corrupted deionized mirror kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	vacuum-sealed skewed strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	bananarama bangle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	pair of pearidot earrings of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	weightlifter's tourmalime tourniquet	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	wobbly kumquartz ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	yellow sizzling strawberyl necklace	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	ghostly shaking wool sucker bucket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	lard-coated sucker hakama	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	spinning sucker kabuto of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	shaking sucker tachi of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	maroon raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	narrow fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	corrupted teal shaking fudge lily	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	mirror superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	cold-filtered yellow fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	moldy thick fudgesicle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	mirror wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	huge The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	aerosolized gray devilish folio	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	blinking jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	jittery lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	narrow gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	blinking cyan gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	energized corrupted ghostly Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	decent wobbly fudge bunny	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	prompt Oprah's wholesome fudgecycle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	upside-down fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	twirling cyan Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	quadruple-magnetized blinking resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	ionized cold-filtered resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	oxidized skewed spinning resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	cold-filtered corrupted purple blinking resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	tarnished olive resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	adjusted resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	moist enhanced squat resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	altered resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	unsweetened resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	twirling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	dry aerosolized unsweetened gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	irradiated blinking gummi snake	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	concentrated fuchsia gummi canary	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	gigantic toothsome pulsating gummi bear	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	snack-sized rotten tumbling gummi bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	moldy fancy gummi bear	4	crappy	Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	adequate drunki-bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	bland tiny mirror drunki-bear	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	flavorless jumbo lime green mirror drunki-bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	boxer's fudge pocket square	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lollipop cufflinks of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	fuchsia mirror ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	nitrogenated mirror gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	vacuum-sealed gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	double-wet denatured blurry squat gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	Lo Pan's Socratic Big Candy's tophat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	pulsating Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	flavorless big jerky coins	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	drinkable boozy squat Go-Wassail	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	oxidized Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	ionized enhanced bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	pressed wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	wobbly Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	mirror mirror Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	wobbly Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	twirling pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	olive pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	mirror pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	gray pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	wobbly pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	improved enhanced Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	massive yummy berries of suffering	10	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	non-quantum moist baobab sap	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	mirror magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	deionized liquefied enhanced mirror Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	tolerable mirror cyan Barulio's bottle	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	wet Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	tumbling Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	magnetized desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	foul-smelling Leapin' Trousers of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
5544	high-proof lousy twirling eggnog	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	snack-sized adequate hamhock	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	blurry The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	aromatic Trusty	0		Stench Resistance: +1
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	aerosolized fireclutch	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 59
5556	lion tamer's supercool Rain-Doh wings	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	careful smooth Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	zippy Rain-Doh lantern of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	huge wobbly Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	savvy brainy Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	adequate PB&BP	3	good	
5566	rotten club sandwich	3	crappy	
5567	stale half-sized gray corned-beef Reuben	2	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	shaking Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	weak delicious squat Drac & Tan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	watered-down artisanal skewed green Transylvania Sling	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	artisanal weak gray Shot of the Living Dead	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	triple-distilled hand-crafted bouncing Buttery Knob	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	perfectly mixed Slippery Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	delicious jittery Flaming Knob	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	hand-crafted jittery Grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	mediocre Locust	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	spirit-forward hand-crafted squat cyan Plague of Locusts	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	practically non-alcoholic aged Red Dwarf	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	tolerable practically non-alcoholic skewed Golden Mean	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	acceptable practically non-alcoholic blinking Green Giant	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	drinkable Aye Aye	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	lousy Aye Aye, Captain	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	lousy Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	mediocre practically non-alcoholic ghostly Humanitini	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	spirit-forward mediocre blurry More Humanitini than Humanitini	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	hand-crafted squat Oh, the Humanitini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	bad weak Great Older Fashioned	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	delicious high-proof Fuzzy Tentacle	8	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	delicious special green Crazymaker	3	awesome	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	practically non-alcoholic acceptable wobbly Zoodriver	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	practically non-alcoholic lousy squat Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	spirit-forward mediocre Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	extra-dry lousy Suffering Sinner	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	artisanal Suppurating Sinner	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Sizzling Sinner	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	mediocre blue Firewater	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	mediocre extra-dry Earth and Firewater	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	drinkable Earth, Wind and Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	special aged weak Slimosa	2	awesome	Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	bad watered-down upside-down squat Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	artisanal bouncing Slimebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	lousy fuchsia Cement Mixer	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	distilled perfectly mixed upside-down upside-down Jackhammer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	mediocre Dump Truck	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	drinkable irresponsibly strong Fauna Libre	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	perfectly mixed Chakra Libre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	acceptable triple-distilled Aura Libre	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	bad fancy irresponsibly strong Sazerorc	10	decent	Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	delicious Sazuruk-hai	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	delicious practically non-alcoholic Flaming Sazerorc	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	tolerable twirling Green Velvet	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	hand-crafted fortified Green Muslin	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	lousy blue skewed squat Green Burlap	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	aged lime green twirling Mohobo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	perfectly mixed Moonshine Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong fancy Flaming Mohobo	9	EPIC	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	practically non-alcoholic lousy Drunken Philosopher	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	drinkable fuchsia Drunken Neurologist	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	acceptable strong Drunken Astrophysicist	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	strong acceptable Dark & Starry	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	artisanal special Black Hole	3	EPIC	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	watered-down mediocre yellow Event Horizon	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	acceptable upside-down Herring Daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	acceptable weak jittery wobbly Herring Wallbanger	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	lousy Herringtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	smooth Lollipop Drop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	mediocre squat Candy Alexander	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	watered-down tolerable Candicaine	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	tolerable practically non-alcoholic squat Caipiranha	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	drinkable blinking Flying Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	bad tumbling Flaming Caipiranha	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	hand-crafted Punchplanter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	smooth blinking Doublepunchplanter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	drinkable Haymaker	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	red Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	mirror crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	special delicious thick green fungus	5	awesome	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 25
5642	skewed poisoned dart	0		
5643	triple-electrified vacuum-sealed quadruple-dry stone wool	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 38
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	blinking calendar fragment	0		
5647	nippy calendar	0		Cold Damage: +10
5648	aromatic sizzling Boris's Helm	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	lion tamer's baleful staph of homophones	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Alters Page Text
5650	clever supercharged Boris's Helm (askew) of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	green key-o-tron	0		
5654	miniature adequate squat nailswurst	2	good	
5655	mediocre special used beer	3	decent	Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 15
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	mirror fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	yellow insulting hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	teal offensive moustache of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
5661	Van der Graaf hairshirt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5662	upside-down ghostly Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	blinking gray How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	twirling puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	blurry club	0		
5670	low-calorie moldy fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	1	crappy	
5671	weak smooth slap and slap again	2	awesome	
5672	red gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	spinning beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	boiled gray watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pulsating upside-down pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	Van der Graaf Ze&trade; goggles	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	horrifying stylish swimsuit of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	adequate P.B.L.T.	3	good	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	twirling BURT	0		
5684	wobbly handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	teal upside-down bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	UV monocular of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	narrow Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	Herculean quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
5693	resourceful phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	Samson's bugbear detector	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	smelly crafty The Lost Glasses	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	mirror The Lost Comb	0		
5701	blinking Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	pulsating mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	spinning mansplainer's ruddy wax hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	knitted sizzling wax pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	liquefied drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	supercharged energetic fireman's helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	smartaleck's fire axe	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	censurious resourceful fire extinguisher of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	tumbling FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	snack-sized spoiled FDKOL hotcakes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	special tasty jumbo wobbly fiery wing	5	awesome	Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	fuchsia twirling shellacked wings of fire of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	FDKOL fire hose of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	double-enhanced olive bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	squat hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	prompt auspicious hot daub bun	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	narrow upside-down Jeselnik's extremely unsafe hot daub stand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	healthy foot-long hot daub of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	upside-down teal ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	moldy miniature angst burger	2	crappy	
5731	fancy tolerable practically non-alcoholic 5-hour acrimony	1	good	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 15
5732	tumbling blank note	0		
5733	skewed bouncing eerily silent box	0		
5734	yummy yellow forbidden sausage	3	awesome	
5735	twirling reassuring Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	triple-oxidized modified teal Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 19
5737	concentrated olive daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	perfumed Camp Scout backpack	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	jittery CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	spoiled bag of GORP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	bad fancy yellow squat water purification pills	3	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	practically non-alcoholic mediocre CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	decent tiny mirror bag of GORF	1	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	bite-sized flavorless bag of QWOP	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	altered olive CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	extra-dry tolerable CSA cheerfulness ration	5	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	adequate yellow crappy brain	4	good	
5753	decent bite-sized decent brain	1	good	
5754	decent shaking good brain	4	good	
5755	thick decent tumbling fuchsia boss brain	5	good	
5756	stale olive hunter brain	3	decent	
5758	bouncing resourceful Staff of Holiday Sensations of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	beefcake's staff of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Food Drop: +100
5760	Usain Bolt's knitted staff of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80
5761	executive stanky sharpshooter's Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	twirling wobbly nose	0		
5763	yellow flame-wreathed dog trainer's Superhero Reboots	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
5764	studded savvy fuzzy busby	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	wobbly occult fuzzy earmuffs of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	friendly grievous fuzzy montera of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	maroon Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	skewed gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	red Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	red fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	Temple Grandin's Barney's rake of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +5
5778	decent pulsating idiot brain	3	good	
5779	curative keel-haulin' knife	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5780	ice cream scoop of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
5781	smooth twirling cyan soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	awesome	
5782	bouncing morningwood plank	0		
5783	maroon raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	squat weirdwood plank	0		
5785	wobbly thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	red smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	gravedigger's right bear arm of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	Newton's supercool slick left bear arm	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	blinking twirling Hat O' Nine Tails of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5794	magnetized oxidized anodized red Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 20
5795	electrified Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 34
5796	vacuum-sealed Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 48
5797	enhanced huge Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 51
5798	corrupted dry huge Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 35
5799	activated vacuum-sealed eldritch dough	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 14
5800	anodized shaking Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 25
5801	dry dry dry shaking Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 61
5802	unsweetened oxidized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 39
5803	Vulcanized activated jittery twirling White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 53
5804	double-activated spinning Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 46
5805	aerosolized warmed jittery spinning breath mint	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 49
5806	liquefied huge muesli	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 20
5807	tarnished yellow narrow glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
5808	adjusted bouncing glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 22
5809	chilled adjusted wobbly Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 52
5810	dry tarnished Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 23
5811	boiled quadruple-wet tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 66
5812	polymerized quadruple-vacuum-sealed purple blinking skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 16
5813	polymerized oxidized smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 59
5814	activated triple-improved ghostly blob of acid	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 59
5815	flattened flayed mind	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 49
5816	non-frozen cold-filtered kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 16
5817	super-polarized activated forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 69
5818	wet Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 63
5819	cold-filtered ionized jittery gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 17
5820	polymerized bull blubber	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 17
5821	dry electrified ghostly frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 63
5822	dry jittery gazely stare	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 50
5823	warmed super-tarnished squat canopic jar	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 65
5824	non-modified extra-modified tumbling clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 17
5825	extra-oxidized moist Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 67
5826	non-anodized twirling teal zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 34
5827	liquefied denatured skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 19
5828	vacuum-sealed moist gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 56
5829	deionized janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 62
5830	concentrated pygmy papers	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 21
5831	frozen modified blue pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 13
5832	warmed aerosolized chilled maroon shaking secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 17
5833	enhanced boiled corrupted green brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 61
5834	polarized holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 69
5835	Vulcanized scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 31
5836	polarized embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
5837	altered liquefied frozen Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 68
5838	unsweetened vacuum-sealed magnetized blinking fuchsia Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 11
5839	non-vacuum-sealed ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 16
5840	concentrated twirling Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 14
5841	double-altered bouncing wobbly jittery A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 60
5842	altered extra-cold-filtered toothbrush	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 27
5843	quadruple-modified pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 52
5844	quadruple-polymerized wet skewed una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 61
5845	vacuum-sealed compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 48
5846	deionized extra-polymerized polarized blurry salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 41
5847	oxidized unholy water	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 49
5848	cold-filtered boiled Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 58
5849	denatured jittery handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 42
5850	deionized skewed space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 45
5851	frozen corrupted mirror temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 48
5852	nitrogenated ionized oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 68
5853	ionized triple-dry gray narrow stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 29
5854	cold-filtered Vulcanized BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 52
5855	concentrated dry diffused narrow ghostly spinning Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 25
5856	ionized skewed cyan Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 47
5857	deionized tarnished grey cube	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 53
5858	liquefied votive candle	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 31
5859	corrupted liquefied booby trap	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 17
5860	alkaline aerosolized jittery Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 58
5861	quantum triple-modified good ash	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 48
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	gray Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	bouncing papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	unsweetened dry papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	activated triple-warmed green papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	cold-filtered papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	blurry sizzling Da Vinci's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	Sinatra's Socratic papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	spinning sizzling Newton's papier-masque	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	rock-hard papier-mitre of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	sharpshooter's personal trainer's papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	blurry papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	savvy Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	tumbling blinking packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	mirror lightning-fast inspector's stiffened skeleton skis	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	stale blurry skeleton quiche	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	spinning curative baleful Bonestabber of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	perfectly mixed skewed crystal skeleton vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	family-friendly auxiliary backbone	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	modified twirling that gum you like	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 25
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	vaporized squat Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	shaking jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	shaking ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	upside-down healthy shellacked wedding ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
5910	mirror yellow deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	tumbling nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	mirror double-paned Solstice Shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
5913	galvanized candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	wet skewed sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	vacuum-sealed altered pulsating beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	adjusted sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	polymerized double-enhanced jittery cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	executive plastic animelf	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	twirling plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	ghostly foul-smelling plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	blurry plastic Uncle Crimboku of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	plastic MechaElf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	wobbly blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	squat ruddy plastic four-shadowed mime of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	zippy greasy plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	shellacked razor-sharp plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	blurry plastic Beebee King of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	Usain Bolt's plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	wobbly aromatic plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	dangerous plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	plastic spiderbugbear of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	sage plastic peacannon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	rosewater-soaked plastic the Free Man	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	arcane researcher's plastic fire servant	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	tumbling stanky plastic mumblebee	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	squat lime green plastic moneybee of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	blinking jittery dog trainer's plastic beebee gunners	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	jittery sizzling plastic beebee queue	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	avaricious plastic buzzerker	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	plastic bee swarm of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	banded plastic batbugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	quilted plastic bugaboo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	lime green plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	skewed scandalous plastic ops bugbear	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	purple plastic hypodermic bugbear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	blurry Da Vinci's plastic cavebugbear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	shaking yellow auspicious plastic Norville Rogers	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	toasty plastic Scott the Miner	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	foul-smelling plastic angry space marine	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	hardy plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	boxer's plastic Father McGruber	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	huge blurry Lo Pan's plastic blazing bat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	reassuring occult electronic dulcimer pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	gray A-Boo clue	0		
5965	dog trainer's slick Frown Exerciser	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	tumbling soul doorbell	0		
5968	tumbling soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	inspector's soul mask	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
5971	olive record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	spinning record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	twirling record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	lime green wobbly hale silent beret of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	normal miniature slice of pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	fuchsia huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	narrow star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	aged tankard of ale	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	twirling vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	Jim Carey's medical-grade cloth cap of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	razor-sharp iron dagger of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	gigantic yummy hamburger	7	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	pulsating dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	maroon potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	artisanal bottle of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	red coward's iron helmet of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	spinning nasty coward's clever steel sword	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	normal gigantic ghostly whole roasted chicken	7	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	blurry massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	lousy shining goblet	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	spinning fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	gravedigger's foul-smelling crown	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	healthy educational sword of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	lard-coated scandalous Herculean Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	jittery veiny Da Vinci's Cloak of Dire Shadows of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	wool boxer's Sword of Dark Omens of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	inspector's experienced Shield of Icy Fate of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	electrified resourceful smooth Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	skewed inspector's steel-toed Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	mansplainer's Oprah's Boots of Twilight Whispers of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	lime green flame-retardant scandalous quilted Belt of Howling Anger	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	green vibrating logging hatchet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
6011	padded orc wrist	0		Damage Absorption: +20
6012	freshwater pearl necklace of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
6013	tumbling miser's brawny orcish stud-finder	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10
6014	yellow jittery jittery Samson's screwing pooch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6015	super-wet blinking orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 39
6016	electrified irradiated orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 64
6017	chilled oxidized orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 49
6018	weak tolerable backwoods screwdriver	2	good	
6019	lime green loadstone of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
6020	prompt therapeutic Claybender glasses	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6021	upside-down weightlifter's Duskwalker fangs of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Adventures: +7
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	Jack Frost's forbidden Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	extremely unsafe Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
6025	extra-ionized Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 20
6026	jittery upside-down Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	blue Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	Da Vinci's dress pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	blurry MacGyver's badge of authority	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
6032	blinking yellow wool boxer's motorcycle boots	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6033	blurry sharpshooter's stolen necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10
6034	squat troll britches of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	ionized warmed mirror vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 21
6036	practically non-alcoholic bad bouncing artisanal limoncello	1	decent	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	half-sized adequate incredible pizza	2	good	
6039	pulsating electrified rosy-cheeked oil cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	shellacked sinister oil lamp	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
6041	twirling Jim Carey's oil slacks	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	forbidden oil pan	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
6043	cyan boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	cyan family-friendly Jack Frost's Misty Cloak	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6048	mirror healthy Misty Robe of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
6049	aromatic shellacked Misty Cape of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
6050	olive narrow woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	yellow Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	big stale Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	watered-down artisanal Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	extra-frozen mirror tumbling Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	mirror Usain Bolt's Meatcleaver of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	resourceful Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	ruddy Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	squat ribald Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	narrow arcane researcher's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	wool Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	narrow fortified Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	ghostly wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	stanky chilly Truthsayer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	shaking ghostly gray blinking sword blade	0		
6071	lime green Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	ionized irradiated haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	non-corrupted magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	galvanized wet 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	smooth high-proof upside-down McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	stale thick haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	fireproof haggis socks	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	red squat Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Microplushie: Otakulone of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	blurry nasty Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	ruddy Microplushie: Bropane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	ghostly miser's Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	olive Microplushie: Raverdrine of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	ruddy Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	experienced Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	shaking Microplushie: Dorkonide of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	thinker's Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Da Vinci's Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	olive pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	skewed bouncing homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	jittery bouncing homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	mirror Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	wobbly Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	twirling Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	skewed Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	family-friendly Ginsu&trade;	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	cyan bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	squat bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	spinning bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	jittery wobbly zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	huge bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	mediocre Chinese beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	polymerized spinning bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	green pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	maroon furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	twirling MacGyver's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	blinking piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	blue battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	greasy Newton's White Dragon Fang	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	blinking occult butterfly knife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	purple tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	shaking blue pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	Socratic weighted paperclip chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	family-friendly rubber gloves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	spoiled massive bouncing roasted duck	10	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	big flavorless dead meat bun	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	olive ghostly cool cat collar	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	spinning miser's suspicious-looking fedora of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	squat Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	twirling Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	spoiled olive carrot cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	weak bad wobbly carrot claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	powdered pulsating carrot juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	ghostly smelly weightlifter's Byte	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	horrifying anger blaster	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	wobbly prompt doubt cannon	0		Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	fear condenser of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	smelly regret hose	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	twirling Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	maroon double-paned greasy commodore's hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	ribald naval trousers	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	vibrating padded deck cannon	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	blue stiffened ornamental sextant	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	upside-down frightening padded Bloodbath	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	watered-down artisanal Hundred Headed IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	normal chum	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	vacuum-sealed quadruple-irradiated crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 21
6172	warmed liquefied candy crayons	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	healthy rock-hard pixel grappling hook	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20
6174	mirror GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	wobbly GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	blinking cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	ghostly cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	mirror cosmic fruit	0		
6184	wool Van der Graaf studded Jarlsberg's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6185	stale twirling consummate hard-boiled egg	4	decent	
6186	normal consummate fried egg	3	good	
6187	normal consummate egg salad	3	good	
6188	decent gigantic consummate bagel	10	good	
6189	low-calorie decent skewed consummate sliced bread	1	good	
6190	thick adequate consummate hot dog bun	5	good	
6191	adequate consummate brownie	4	good	
6192	spoiled low-calorie yellow consummate toast	1	crappy	
6193	perfectly mixed passable stout	4	EPIC	
6194	special rotten huge consummate soup	4	crappy	Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 45
6195	fancy rotten wobbly bouncing consummate corn chips	3	crappy	Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 30
6196	moldy consummate salad	4	crappy	
6197	adequate consummate salsa	4	good	
6198	gigantic bland upside-down consummate sauerkraut	7	decent	
6199	big normal shaking consummate cheese slice	5	good	
6200	decent tumbling consummate melted cheese	4	good	
6201	gigantic stale consummate bacon	9	decent	
6202	thick rotten consummate meatloaf	5	crappy	
6203	tiny normal blurry consummate steak	1	good	
6204	snack-sized yummy narrow consummate cuts	2	awesome	
6205	flavorless narrow consummate frankfurter	3	decent	
6206	small flavorless huge consummate french fries	2	decent	
6207	normal consummate baked potato	3	good	
6208	drinkable fortified shaking acceptable vodka	5	good	
6209	adequate consummate ice cream	3	good	
6210	huge yummy consummate whipped cream	9	awesome	
6211	normal olive consummate cream	4	good	
6212	delicious half-sized consummate strawberries	2	awesome	
6213	decent consummate sorbet	4	good	
6214	tolerable triple-distilled adequate rum	6	good	
6215	fancy acceptable narrow mediocre lager	3	good	Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 10
6216	adequate bite-sized pulsating immaculate grilled cheese	1	good	
6217	toothsome miniature red immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	awesome	
6218	spoiled huge immaculate hot dog	8	crappy	
6219	adequate immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	good	
6220	delicious upside-down skewed perfect sandwich	3	awesome	
6221	small decent perfect chef salad	2	good	
6222	moldy skewed perfect breakfast	3	crappy	
6223	adequate lime green sublime deluxe hot dog	3	good	
6224	rotten super-sized sublime stew	5	crappy	
6225	toothsome cyan sublime nachos	3	awesome	
6226	bland small Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	decent	
6227	normal snack-sized Loaded Baked Potato	2	good	
6228	half-sized normal Omega Sundae	2	good	
6229	strong aged Das Sauerlager	5	awesome	
6230	lousy Bologna Lambic	4	decent	
6231	boozy artisanal Vodka Dog	5	EPIC	
6232	lousy special Disappointed Russian	3	decent	Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 45
6233	drinkable weak Chunky Mary	2	good	
6234	perfectly mixed maroon Nachojito	3	EPIC	
6235	artisanal red Le Roi	4	EPIC	
6236	weak bad Over Easy Rider	2	decent	
6237	pulsating cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	dry corrupted cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 28
6240	aerosolized Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 11
6241	denatured ghostly yellow censored can label	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 22
6242	boiled ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 13
6243	ionized narrow the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 14
6244	tarnished pickled ionized narrow cat's paw	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 44
6245	warmed teal ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 65
6246	polymerized frozen demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 66
6247	dry pickled clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 52
6248	diffused aerosolized gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 37
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	reassuring sizzling hale Da Vinci's numberwang of James Dean of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6251	improved blinking scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	ionized twirling scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	shaking pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	lion tamer's veiny savvy Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +2, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	tumbling teal up-at-dawn baleful Newton's Staff of the Staff of Life of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	wobbly executive personal trainer's Staff of the Light Lunch of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	olive ribald deadly Staff of the Standalone Cheese of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	occult arcane researcher's strapping Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	Van der Graaf dangerous Staff of the All-Steak of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	narrow reassuring lion tamer's cool Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	frightening nasty brawny Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	spoiled grain of protein powder	4	crappy	
6268	triple-denatured alkaline skewed pec oil	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 20
6269	experienced gym membership card	0		Experience: +2
6270	energized unsweetened Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 34
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	hardened penguin keychain of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6273	modified O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 56
6274	perfectly mixed wobbly open sauce	3	EPIC	
6275	blurry miser's scorching turkey leg	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
6276	weak lousy Ye Olde Meade	2	decent	
6277	corrupted vacuum-sealed spinning mirror Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 45
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
6280	twirling lightning-fast artisanal rice peeler	0		Initiative: +40
6281	bland heirloom grape tomato	4	decent	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	brown felt tophat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	squat sinister Mark I Steam-Hat of doom	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	blurry up-at-dawn nasty Mark II Steam-Hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	medical-grade sage wizardly Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	blurry purple avaricious gravedigger's Temple Grandin's vibrating rock-hard Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	yellow wobbly auspicious Newton's groovy Mark V Steam-Hat of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	bouncing steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	yellow Fonzie's punk rock jacket of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6292	aromatic hardened safety pin	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1
6293	diet moldy stolen sushi	1	crappy	
6294	olive very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	blue jittery skewed Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	spinning model airship	0		
6300	triple-energized huge upside-down ghostly Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 13
6301	dry bouncing possibility potion	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	blurry ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	mirror fuchsia miser's toasty Jack Frost's manspreader's arcane researcher's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	narrow mirror censurious occult strapping Jarlsberg's pan of the sewer of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	extra-frozen shaking celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	oxidized ghostly celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	nitrogenated denatured teal celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	double-activated blue blurry skewed celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	Uncle Buck of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	Sherlock's rosewater-soaked SCUBA tank	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Adventure Underwater
6316	supercool deep six-shooter of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6317	Jim Carey's hale sea chaps	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	asbestos-lined gravedigger's steel-toed sea holster	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6319	double-nitrogenated diffused shavin' razor	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 38
6320	slick long-forgotten necklace	0		Moxie: +10
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	twirling zippy rock-hard dangerous jam band	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20
6324	crafty extremely unsafe aquamariner's ring of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6325	avaricious aquamariner's necklace of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
6326	Jack Frost's frosty pearl diver's ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip
6327	executive pearl diver's necklace of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	upside-down scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	teal bazooka cozy	0		
6332	executive banded cozy scimitar of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Breakable
6333	stanky stiffened Staff of the Cozy Fish of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6334	huge rosewater-soaked nippy crafty cozy bazooka	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Breakable
6335	thinker's sea mantle of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6336	mirror chilly strapping sea shawl	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	ghostly smartaleck's slick sea cape	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	coward's Van der Graaf muddy pirate hat	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	pulsating toasty Socratic floral-print skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	bouncing scandalous spectral axe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
6342	upside-down ribald weightlifter's super-strong air freshener	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10
6343	double-polarized quadruple-diffused anodized shaking Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 59
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	enhanced adjusted Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 56
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	irradiated galvanized moist huge Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 50
6348	personal trainer's Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	pulsating medical-grade Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	lime green bouncing wizardly Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	reassuring Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6352	skewed Mer-kin stopwatch of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	dry purple Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41
6355	dry polarized narrow Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 66
6356	lime green mirror Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	maroon Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	chaotic Mer-kin begsign	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	ionized dry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	denatured energized pulsating pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	tarnished boiled pulled taffy	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	triple-denatured polymerized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	ionized ghostly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	Vulcanized polarized bouncing pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	quantum flattened pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	cyan Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	wobbly twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	artisanal can of the cheapest beer	3	EPIC	
6372	artisanal bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	EPIC	
6373	watered-down perfectly mixed gray single swig of vodka	2	EPIC	
6374	bouncing angry inch	0		
6375	pulsating sharpshooter's testy toolbox	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	ionized energized purple ph balancer	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 61
6381	adjusted wet maroon mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 29
6382	bouncing nugget of sodium	0		
6383	blurry root beer	1	decent	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	yellow blob of wood glue	0		
6388	huge envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	nitrogenated Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 31
6390	enhanced triple-oxidized yellow Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 44
6391	deionized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 69
6392	twirling grievous arcane researcher's scale-mail underwear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	quantum pressed boiled green huge comb jelly	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 63
6394	jittery spinning anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	jittery Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	double-moist upside-down Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 52
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	Vulcanized irradiated tear	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 22
6402	denatured jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 12
6403	energized squat grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 11
6404	quantum narrow violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 54
6405	cold-filtered worst candy	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 54
6406	aerosolized narrow fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 12
6407	squat perfumed coward's steel-toed Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	fancy moldy flavorless gruel	4	crappy	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 5
6416	normal snack-sized mana curds	2	good	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	electrified dry flattened moth dust	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 27
6420	tarnished shaking glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 29
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	moldy wobbly vampire chowder	3	crappy	
6423	green huge Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	moldy snack-sized Dreadsylvanian stew	2	crappy	
6427	drinkable Dreadsylvanian	3	good	
6428	super-corrupted chilled Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 64
6429	ionized dry modified lime green blurry Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 44
6430	tumbling upside-down Jack Frost's sage dreadful fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	squat teal inspector's dreadful glove	0		Item Drop: +15, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	lime green Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	huge pulsating Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	hardened padded Covers-Your-Head of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	lightning-fast therapeutic wizardly Drapes-You-Regally	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	resourceful beefy Warms-Your-Tush of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	spinning flame-retardant friendly Helps-You-Sleep	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Blind
6444	pulsating Oprah's Fonzie's Quiets-Your-Steps of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
6445	twirling chilly studded Protects-Your-Junk	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
6446	smooth Gets-You-Drunk	3	awesome	
6447	gravedigger's brainy Great Wolf's headband of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	fireproof fortified Great Wolf's left paw of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	green flame-wreathed brawny Great Wolf's right paw of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	dog trainer's Great Wolf's rocket launcher of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	twirling asbestos-lined frosty Great Wolf's beastly trousers of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	lime green Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	modified altered Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 32
6454	blinking fireproof smelly smooth zombie mariachi hat	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	executive energetic experienced zombie accordion	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	zombie mariachi pants of vim and vigor of Leguizamo of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	horrifying steel-toed HOA regulation book of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
6458	baleful HOA zombie eyes of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	knitted chilly boxer's Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	veiny Samson's Mayor Ghost's cloak of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	wobbly flame-wreathed veiny Mayor Ghost's khakis of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: 35, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	narrow blurry mirror greedy therapeutic Mayor Ghost's gavel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	wobbly Usain Bolt's lard-coated MacGyver's Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	stale ghost pepper	4	decent	
6469	Tesla wicked smooth Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	deadly Drunkula's cape of Leguizamo of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	fireproof groovy cool Drunkula's silky pants	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	blinking spinning Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	red Temple Grandin's manspreader's dance instructor's Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	blurry Drunkula's wineglass of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6475	tolerable distilled bottle of Bloodweiser	5	good	
6476	MacGyver's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the sewer of doom	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	Sherlock's flame-wreathed smooth Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	upside-down auspicious weightlifter's strapping Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Muscle: 20, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	jittery reassuring chilly Van der Graaf medical-grade Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of James Dean of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6480	Jack Frost's Unkillable Skeleton's shield of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Thorns: 1
6481	mirror rosewater-soaked dangerous Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
6482	bouncing extremely unsafe educational Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the boozehound	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100
6483	fuchsia Kool-Aid	1	decent	
6484	narrow dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	spinning dreadful roast	0		
6487	narrow stinking agaricus	0		
6488	moldy jumbo spinning tumbling Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	5	crappy	
6489	spinning music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	ghostly replica key	0		
6495	educational Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Experience: +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	upside-down blood kiwi	0		
6497	gray jittery eau de mort	0		
6498	bad upside-down bloody kiwitini	3	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	electrified studded Herculean moon-amber necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6502	jittery Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	mirror ghost pencil	0		
6504	ghostly ghostly shaking ribald supercharged personal trainer's hangman's hood	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10
6505	mirror perfumed horrifying ring finger ring of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6506	maroon Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	frosty cool iron helmet of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	green cool iron breastplate of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50
6510	banded slick cool iron greaves	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	Temple Grandin's grievous ghost shawl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
6512	narrow skull capacitor	0		
6513	wobbly spinning arcane researcher's warm fur	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6514	spinning greasy snowstick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6515	shellacked eerie fetish	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
6516	aged triple-distilled stinkwater	7	awesome	
6517	bouncing dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	spoiled cyan accidental mutton	3	crappy	
6519	hale boxer's drafty drawers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	shellacked wolfskull mask of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	experienced guts necklace	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
6522	bouncing dangerous Herculean groping claw	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10
6523	vengeful spirit of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
6524	green shellacked BOOtonniere	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
6525	pressed tarnished ghost thread	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 65
6526	upside-down up-at-dawn bag of unfinished business of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5
6527	censurious transparent pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	skewed deadly hothammer	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6529	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Thriller Ice	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6530	jittery cool grandfather watch	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	narrow muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	jittery veiny brainy spyglass	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +10
6533	resourceful vial of hot blood	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
6534	gray remorseless knife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
6535	fuchsia savvy intimidating coiffure	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	blinking cod cape of Gandalf of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
6537	normal lime green blood sausage	4	good	
6538	lime green bouncing wobbly Tesla hardy frying brainpan	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6539	spinning ghostly stanky experienced ball and chain	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6540	wholesome dry bone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6541	healthy tailbone shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
6542	spinning tonguebone of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6543	deadly pogo stick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
6545	rock-hard Socratic weedy skirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	lime green weightlifter's pants of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	upside-down cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	jittery cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	fuchsia wobbly hot cluster	0		
6552	upside-down cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	twirling stench cluster	0		
6555	blurry sleaze cluster	0		
6556	diffused phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 45
6557	cold-filtered boiled wobbly phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 48
6558	concentrated electrified mirror narrow phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 19
6559	electrified concentrated phial of stench	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 65
6560	irradiated chilled phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 29
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	maroon censurious hand of Mr. Cards	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	flavorless tiny Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1	decent	
6565	bland special Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	decent	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 40
6566	bland wobbly Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6567	delicious fuchsia Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	awesome	
6568	moldy Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	crappy	
6569	artisanal fortified Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	5	super EPIC	
6570	perfectly mixed pulsating Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6571	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6572	fancy aged Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	awesome	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 15
6573	acceptable lime green narrow Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	4	good	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	fuchsia jittery sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	upside-down Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	mirror vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	blurry hot dog wrapper of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6585	ghostly steel-toed occult debonair deboner	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
6586	dry liquefied blue chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 28
6587	nasty jar of frostigkraut	0		Stench Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6588	medical-grade rosy-cheeked gnawed-up dog bone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6589	cyan blurry manspreader's Grey Guanon	0		Monster Level: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6590	aromatic Oprah's Engorged Sausages and You of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
6591	mediocre dream of a dog	3	decent	
6592	spinning foul-smelling hardy ruddy optimal spreadsheet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10
6593	gray huge defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	bouncing hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	compressed blurry epic cluster	1	EPIC	Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 30
6596	twirling clockwork egg	0		
6597	pulsating clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	pulsating clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	spinning jittery clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	blurry spinning clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	huge skewed clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	yellow clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	tumbling cuckoo clock	0		
6615	special spirit-forward bad Cold One	5	???	Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 15
6616	adequate spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	skewed over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	ghostly olive folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	skewed folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	green folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	squat mirror folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	teal folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	blue folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	gray folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	blinking folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	maroon folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	squat folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	upside-down folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	pulsating folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	teal folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	upside-down folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	nippy Samson's slide rule	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10
6649	liquefied Vulcanized ghostly spinning Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 44
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	distilled drinkable stepmom's booze	5	good	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	red band T-shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
6655	irresponsibly strong bad fountain 'soda'	8	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	wizardly strapping pickelhaube	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	cold-filtered yellow tumbling hair oil	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 57
6659	non-oxidized scrap	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 48
6660	narrow school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	blurry stanky stiffened boxer's Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
6663	universal key	0		
6664	blurry world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	greedy beefcake's deathchucks	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +20
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	narrow modeling claymore	0		
6670	tumbling clay homunculus	0		
6671	pressed denatured upside-down sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 33
6672	wobbly grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	wobbly stinkbomb	0		
6675	pickled non-alkaline superwater	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 34
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	smartaleck's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	blinking nippy machete	0		Cold Damage: +10
6680	aged Cursed Punch	3	awesome	
6681	mediocre Bowl of Scorpions	4	decent	
6682	distilled hand-crafted wobbly Fog Murderer	5	EPIC	
6683	pulsating book of matches	0		
6684	flame-wreathed surgical mask	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	smooth head mirror	0		Moxie: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	skewed boxer's half-size scalpel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	electrified surgical apron	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	Temple Grandin's bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	tumbling McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	tumbling skewed McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	squat dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	pulsating scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	spinning stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	ghostly inspector's frightening short-handled mop	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15
6705	normal jungle floor wax	4	good	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	concentrated double-warmed colorful toad	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 57
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	blinking attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	spinning foul-smelling frosty pygmy briefs	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	pulsating short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	spinning fuchsia clever sphygmomanometer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5
6716	tarnished quadruple-Vulcanized bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 65
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	knitted rosy-cheeked compression stocking	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3
6719	therapeutic midriff scrubs of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6720	enhanced pill cup	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 27
6721	arcane researcher's water bottle of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	tarnished electrified upside-down blue pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 43
6723	purple Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	normal huge exotic jungle fruit	3	good	
6725	fuchsia twirling Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	blue dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	red jittery shaking tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	wobbly ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	mirror cigar sign	0		
6735	green tumbling junk junk	0		
6736	jittery Junk-Bond	0		
6737	lime green bouncing tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	blurry jagged scrap	0		
6739	adjusted alkaline oxidized bent scrap	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 14
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	pulsating supercharged junk band	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6743	scorching junk trunks	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	squat horrifying junk-mail shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25
6745	normal upside-down junk food	3	good	
6746	mediocre watered-down junk yard	2	decent	
6747	ghostly double-paned sharpshooter's swordzall	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
6748	spinning supercool arm buzzer	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6749	stanky boilgun of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6750	tumbling Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	skewed mirror beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	special smooth can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	awesome	Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	acceptable can of Drooling Monk	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	artisanal can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	practically non-alcoholic acceptable skewed bottle of Old Pugilist	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	aged wobbly bottle of Professor Beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	perfectly mixed bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	practically non-alcoholic delicious bottle of Race Car Red	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	artisanal ghostly bottle of Greedy Dog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	artisanal practically non-alcoholic bottle of Lambada Lambic	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	jittery artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	squat Jeselnik's stylish tin tam of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	quantum tin cup	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	Jim Carey's tin foil of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	jittery Jim Carey's curative experienced tin drum	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	activated foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 36
6777	concentrated seal sweat	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 30
6778	non-enhanced narrow boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 54
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	upside-down executive Jim Carey's studded sealhide shield	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40
6781	Temple Grandin's Da Vinci's scabrous seal epaulets	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	blinking upside-down Tesla deadly seal medal of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	spinning broken beer bottle	0		
6791	spinning sharpened spoon	0		
6792	huge candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	nitrogenated anodized disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
6796	aerosolized wobbly disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 27
6797	liquefied aerosolized disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
6798	unsweetened denatured squat disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 36
6799	activated extra-alkaline dry disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 40
6800	oxidized disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 16
6801	chilled frozen wobbly disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 45
6802	flattened ionized adjusted fuchsia disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 56
6803	chilled ghostly disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 45
6804	dry corrupted spinning disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 52
6805	adjusted denatured disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 28
6806	magnetized twirling green disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 20
6807	Sherlock's dance instructor's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	twirling toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	tumbling Fonzie's beer-battered accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	mirror cyan zippy baritone accordion	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	rock-hard mama's squeezebox	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	purple fortified guancertina	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	accordion file of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	accord ion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	extremely unsafe bone bandoneon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	pentatonic accordion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	mirror non-Euclidean non-accordion of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	maroon Annie Oakley's Accordion of Jordion of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	jittery frosty autocalliope	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	shaking accordionoid rocca of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	executive pygmy concertinette	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	brainy ghost accordion of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	Lo Pan's peace accordion	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	veiny ruddy alarm accordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	resourceful curative sage All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	censurious KoL Con X Treasure Map of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6828	watered-down lousy discocktail	2	decent	
6829	tumbling green prompt KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Adventures: +3
6830	Sherlock's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Item Drop: +25
6831	denatured galvanized Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 26
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	tarnished boiled bouncing Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 56
6834	cold-filtered gray box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 55
6835	galvanized non-tarnished jittery bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 35
6836	wet fuchsia PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 15
6837	ionized twirling Swizzler	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 15
6838	enhanced colloidal jittery bouncing Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 35
6839	dry oxidized bouncing jam	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 43
6840	polymerized Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 59
6841	pickled triple-Vulcanized spinning cyan 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 20
6842	deionized electrified vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 38
6843	polarized improved squat bone bons	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 36
6844	deionized purple ironic mint	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 59
6845	red unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	skewed walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6849	non-ionized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 34
6850	narrow teal hale quilted wicked sturdy cane	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	bouncing Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	maroon narrow carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	mirror desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	spinning a suspicious address	0		
6856	supercool Bal-musette accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	fuchsia Usain Bolt's Cajun accordion	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	wobbly careful quirky accordion	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	ribald electrified Skipper's accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	resourceful razor-sharp Pantsgiving of the dark arts of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	normal jittery can of sardines	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	adequate high-calorie sugar substitute	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	bland pat of butter	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	diet spoiled dinner roll	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	half-sized yummy mashed potatoes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	huge tasty whole turkey leg	6	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	moldy half-sized deviled egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	tarnished finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	improved corrupted dented spoon	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	quantum diffused bouncing love note	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	vacuum-sealed irradiated ghostly green squat nail file	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	energized electrified jittery candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	anodized red post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	pulsating dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	purple pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	stanky coward's groovy beefy bowl of petunias	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	greasy frightening vibrating forbidden power sock	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	executive electrified forbidden Newton's wool sock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	Herculean brainy moustache sock of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	extra-dry irradiated spirit gum	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 12
6886	squat spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	olive rock-hard personal trainer's spirit bell of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	wet magnetized upside-down spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	colloidal ionized quadruple-vacuum-sealed shaking freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	warmed activated blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	corrupted magnetized pulsating handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	deionized double-dry tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	double-energized Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	huge Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	twirling skewed hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	tumbling asbestos-lined crafty flask flops	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6903	pressed huge spinning nuts	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	cold-filtered bolts	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	moldy snack-sized gingerbread robot	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	bland miniature petit 4.1	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	massive flavorless maroon nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	10	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	plastic GORM-8 of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	fuchsia frosty plastic warbear	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	skewed plastic Toybot of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	Tesla plastic warbear fortress	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	blinking toasty plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	squat warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	upside-down lime green prompt scorching warbear hoverbelt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	alkaline moist warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	anodized skewed skewed warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	flattened warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	enchanted rotten upside-down warbear feasting bread	3	crappy	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	super-sized flavorless warbear warrior bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	stale warbear thermoregulator bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	smooth warbear feasting mead	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	bad irresponsibly strong warbear bearserker mead	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	acceptable practically non-alcoholic shaking warbear blizzard mead	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	ghostly warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	tumbling squat supercharged personal trainer's warbear plain fedora of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	warbear feathered fedora of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	arcane researcher's warbear fedora of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	upside-down asbestos-lined quilted Fonzie's warbear plain helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	squat tumbling aromatic warbear spiked helm	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	tumbling double-paned wool beefy warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: 6, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	avaricious censurious Jeselnik's warbear plain ushanka	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	shellacked warbear lined ushanka	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	toasty Temple Grandin's Da Vinci's warbear heated ushanka	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	shaking warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	chilly savvy beefcake's warbear party pants	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	spinning hardy warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	wholesome fortified smooth warbear high festival pants	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	up-at-dawn careful warbear battle greaves of temperance	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	frosty warbear officer greaves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	lion tamer's dance instructor's beefcake's warbear bearserker greaves	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	up-at-dawn chilly supercool warbear johns	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	warbear fleece-lined johns of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	wobbly squat zippy deadly beefy warbear johns	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	ruddy wizardly beefcake's warbear goggles	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	family-friendly warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	ghostly lightning-fast greasy warbear polarized goggles of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	mansplainer's fortified warbear laser bowtie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	studded warbear plasma bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	quilted arcane researcher's warbear nuclear bowtie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	padded dangerous Sinatra's warbear warscarf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	jittery extremely unsafe warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	fortified forbidden warbear warscarf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	banded warbear foil hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	zippy warbear oil pan of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	teal warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	upside-down shellacked warbear exhaust manifold	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	spinning warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	squat warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	shaking warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	jittery warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	tumbling deadly die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	wobbly padded die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	Newton's die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	green die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	Samson's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	miser's die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	supercool die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	tumbling red groovy die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	tumbling crafty die-cast factory worker elf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	rosewater-soaked die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	ghostly rosewater-soaked die-cast middle-management elf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	resourceful die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	sizzling die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	green jittery rosewater-soaked die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	cyan steel-toed die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	die-cast turtle mech of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	die-cast Swiss hen of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	scorching die-cast killing bird	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	twirling beefy die-cast ring	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	studded die-cast goose a-laying	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	therapeutic die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	gray Jack Frost's die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	twirling dance instructor's die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	maroon jittery die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	flame-retardant personal trainer's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	flame-wreathed Newton's die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	stanky Herculean die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	frightening toasty die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	brawny die-cast Father Crimbo of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	chilled deionized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	diluted handful of Smithereens	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	small adequate enchanted squat blurry Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	good	Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	tasty big Miserable Pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	bland half-sized This Charming Flan	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	mediocre Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	acceptable Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	aged boozy upside-down Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	narrow Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	teal Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	banded Work is a Four Letter Sword of the wise owl of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	flame-retardant frosty Rosewater's brainy Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	huge stanky nasty Samson's weightlifter's Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	gray ribald mansplainer's A Light that Never Goes Out of mayonnaise of courage	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	lightning-fast hardened dangerous Half a Purse of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	curative sage strapping Hairpiece On Fire of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	bouncing upside-down Jim Carey's crafty healthy Vicar's Tutu of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	blurry MacGyver's Hand in Glove of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	auspicious curative supercool Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	wobbly knitted wizardly Ouija Board, Ouija Board of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	coward's Van der Graaf Hand that Rocks the Ladle of courage	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	bouncing frosty sage Saucepanic of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	MacGyver's extremely unsafe Frankly Mr. Shank of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	mirror skewed inspector's asbestos-lined brainy Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	Jack Frost's third-hand lantern	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	adequate gigantic pickled egg	7	good	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	
7034	wobbly warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	jittery warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	pickled warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	upside-down warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	blurry warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	wobbly warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	liquefied glass slipper	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	modified antimatter wad	1	good	Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	improved triple-modified concentrated shaking warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	Vulcanized warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	diffused pressed jittery warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	miniature flavorless teal warbear gyro	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	tarnished recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	shaking warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	huge spoiled breakfast mess	7	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	jumbo moldy breakfast miracle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	modified polarized Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	upside-down grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	mirror praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	modified grim fairy tale	1	crappy	Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	squat grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	Vulcanized electrified gray narrow single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	pressed wet single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 38
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	pulsating packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	rotten snow berries	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	massive yummy ice harvest	8	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	galvanized double-irradiated blurry frost flower	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	diffused extra-denatured snow cleats	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	vacuum-sealed mirror shaking liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	bouncing snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	moldy snow crab	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	bad irresponsibly strong Ice Island Long Tea	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	extremely unsafe snow mobile	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	upside-down Newton's ice bucket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	squat narrow baleful snow shovel of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	veiny smartaleck's weightlifter's bod-ice	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	pulsating bouncing Annie Oakley's fortified savvy beefcake's snow belt	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	auspicious mansplainer's sage ice nine of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	maroon snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	watered-down acceptable En Una Fila Tequila	2	good	
7091	teal Skully's hot chocolate	1	decent	
7092	electrified Oprah's warbear dress helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	greasy sinister warbear dress bracers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	Usain Bolt's lightning-fast warbear dress greaves	0		Initiative: 120, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	lion tamer's sweatband of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	blinking Temple Grandin's gym shorts of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	inspector's sage ankleweights	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	MacGyver's vibrating sweat socks of dire peril of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	altered twirling Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	blurry pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	magnetized powder	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	wobbly purple upside-down Usain Bolt's licorice whip	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	bouncing anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	tolerable triple-distilled snakebite	6	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	tumbling Van der Graaf candy stick of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	moldy small pecan	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	small moldy pulsating pecan pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	huge chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	delicious candy mountain oyster	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	artisanal high-proof chocotini	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	zippy Rosewater's chocolate rabbit's foot of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	spoiled red candy carrot	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	adequate mirror candy carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	lion tamer's hardy carrot-on-a-stick	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	fuchsia wholesome weasel stomping pants of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	special miniature flavorless pulsating skewed mulberry	2	decent	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	weak hand-crafted mulled berry wine	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	lemon party hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	upside-down lemon shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	flame-wreathed lemon drop trousers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	energized lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	wool gummi sword of the boozehound	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	quantum wobbly small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	bouncing purple lard-coated chocolate cow bone	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	aerosolized gummi fang	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	bland leftover canap&eacute;s	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	drinkable magnum of champagne	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	huge auspicious baleful cow creamer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	concentrated Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	dangerous wolf whistle of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	stale half-sized witch's bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	dry blurry witch's brew	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	zippy rosewater-soaked witch's bra of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: 120, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	lousy mid-level medieval mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	pressed quadruple-anodized R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	twirling spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	extra-warmed hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	triple-pickled unsweetened hare brush	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	skewed electrified hare pin of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	spinning odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	yummy huge huge cinnamon cannoli	9	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	mediocre expensive champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	moist polo trophy	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	ghostly oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	blurry	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	blinking clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	blurry hardy stylish fire hose of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	half-sized bland fireman's lunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	huge stiffened Rosewater's beefcake's plain paper hat	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	moldy enchanted ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	skewed executive educational &quot;honey&quot; dipper of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	half-sized spoiled special spinning fuchsia plumber's lunch	2	crappy	Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	therapeutic ruddy educational skull gearshift knob	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	snack-sized rotten nachos of the night	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	scandalous mansplainer's slick Sketcherz&trade;	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	adequate can of Adultwitch&trade;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	energized triple-boiled smudge stick	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	electrified wall	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	enchanted artisanal tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	improved improved red scroll case	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	aerosolized quadruple-galvanized huge jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	spinning juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	yellow squat crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	enchanted bland spinning humble pie	3	decent	Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	oxidized pulsating crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 22
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	blurry red The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	tumbling The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	mediocre unnamed cocktail	4	decent	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	rosy-cheeked unrequired jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7190	grievous tommy gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	blue throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	mirror throwing fork	0		
7195	flame-wreathed Sinatra's breadchucks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
7196	narrow jittery shuriken salad	0		
7197	ghostly combat fan of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
7198	maroon veiny Samson's silk skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	wobbly huge blowdart	0		
7200	Buddy Bjorn of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	bouncing avaricious flame-retardant wicked The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
7202	stale red sweet roll Alabama	3	decent	
7203	upside-down chaotic Saturday Night Special	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	shaking lion tamer's fleetwood chain	0		Experience (familiar): +2
7206	mediocre special high-proof Green Manalishi	10	decent	Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 20
7207	blurry greasy blade	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7208	spinning fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	upside-down eagle's milk	1	EPIC	
7210	liquefied tarnished eagle feather	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 13
7211	dry upside-down one pill	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 43
7212	horrifying Jefferson wings	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	olive blurry cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	spoiled bite-sized olive fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1	crappy	
7216	blurry lynyrd skin	0		
7217	stiffened lynyrdskin cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	teal beefcake's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Muscle: +25
7219	dance instructor's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	spirit-forward bad Flamin' Whatshisname	5	decent	
7223	polarized pulsating lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 60
7224	mirror occult smartaleck's Kashmir sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25
7225	decent custard pie	3	good	
7226	blurry tea for one	1	decent	
7227	delicious spirit-forward bottle of Evermore	5	awesome	
7228	wobbly box	0		
7229	practically non-alcoholic smooth wine	1	awesome	
7230	bad watered-down rum	2	decent	
7231	mediocre irresponsibly strong Murderer's Punch	6	decent	
7232	tasty lime green velvet cake	3	awesome	
7233	super-colloidal adjusted bouncing letter	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 32
7234	mirror grievous book of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7235	skewed wool dangerous masque	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7236	blurry inspector's red-hot poker	0		Item Drop: +15
7237	spinning green ghostly Red X Shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
7238	tumbling badge of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
7239	teal supercool shirt of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3
7240	baleful coat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25
7241	shoe of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7242	blue button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	polymerized maroon blood cells	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 62
7245	cold-filtered dry skewed eye	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 18
7246	pulsating glark cable	0		
7247	occult baleful Red Fox glove	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	altered diffused green foxglove	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 56
7249	fuchsia Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	spinning mirror energetic banded studded Sneaky Pete's jacket of courage	0		Damage Absorption: 180, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	tumbling Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	artisanal skewed mini-martini	4	EPIC	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	compressed molotov soda	1	decent	
7258	irradiated blinking skewed pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 40
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	clever quilted Sneaky Pete's basket of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7262	spinning &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	fuchsia photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	squat yellow disposable instant camera	0		
7267	olive lion tamer's supercharged smartaleck's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	ghostly red Professor What garment	0		
7270	teal &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	ruddy plastic Professor What	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
7273	narrow wicked plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Spell Damage: +5
7274	narrow narrow wholesome plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7275	plastic Gary Claybender of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7276	plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Item Drop: +5
7277	triple-dry robot grease	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 31
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	flattened quantum ghostly wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 63
7280	boiled altered blinking wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 67
7281	triple-wet enhanced mirror wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 16
7282	Vulcanized colloidal wobbly wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 47
7283	pickled blurry wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 34
7284	fortified crying statue earrings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	upside-down blinking shellacked thinker's plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	Temple Grandin's wizardly plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	pulsating Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	upside-down hardened beefcake's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	MacGyver's vibrating experienced amok putter	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100
7290	rotten small spinning amok pudding	2	crappy	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	chilled jittery can of V-11	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	bouncing mirror narrow asbestos-lined toasty elevennis shoes	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	upside-down spinning gravedigger's brainy elevenderizing hammer	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	tumbling stylish Professor What T-Shirt	0		Moxie: +25
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	narrow pellet of plant food	0		
7300	green sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	mirror maroon mirror Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	purple Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	pulsating Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	adjusted concentrated yellow eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 18
7309	deionized narrow huge rosewater cream	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 67
7310	ionized green bronzer	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 48
7311	padded elegant nightstick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	squat narrow rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	rock-hard Herculean ghost of a necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5
7319	rosewater-soaked Jeselnik's Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
7320	enhanced double-activated alkaline Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 23
7321	pulsating therapeutic Stephen's lab coat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7322	polymerized electrified Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 48
7323	blue studded educational Jacob's rung	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80
7324	dehydrated pulsating battery	1		
7325	drinkable twirling snakebite	4	good	
7326	resourceful healthy rubber ribcage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50
7327	dried tumbling ghostly synthetic marrow	1		
7328	aerosolized quadruple-moist twirling lime green funny bone	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 46
7329	spinning chilly sharpshooter's half-melted spoon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
7330	altered olive the funk	1		
7331	thick toothsome purple gunky chicken	5	awesome	
7332	horrifying doll head	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	bouncing voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	blurry flame-wreathed ruddy paddle-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10
7336	galvanized sound effects record	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 61
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	ionized super-nitrogenated dancer	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 22
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	electrified moose antlers	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	electrified frozen moose thought	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 13
7342	stale green moose chocolate	4	decent	
7343	bad watered-down red huge painting of a glass of wine	2	decent	
7344	upside-down blinking oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	skewed lightning-fast ghost toga of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +40
7348	small special normal spinning twirling sheet cake	2	good	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 15
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	manspreader's Lo Pan's Staff of the Electric Range of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20
7352	adequate deluxe layer cake	4	good	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	aged high-proof red-hot boilermaker	10	awesome	
7355	bouncing horrifying coal shovel	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	Vulcanized huge hot coal	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 17
7357	diffused improved adjusted green coal dust	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 29
7358	vibrating weightlifter's Bram's choker of the ox	0		Muscle: 35, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	blinking plaid bandage	0		
7361	reassuring plaid pocket square	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7362	avaricious plaid skirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	ionized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 24
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	corrupted improved fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 66
7366	aged bottle of laundry sherry	3	awesome	
7367	warmed industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 60, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	half-sized toothsome extra-flat panini	2	awesome	
7369	dry ghostly squat mangled finger	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 49
7370	drinkable Psychotic Train wine	3	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	adequate pie man was not meant to eat	3	good	
7373	squat lightning-fast sommelier's towel	0		Initiative: +40
7374	aromatic tarnished tastevin	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7375	huge yummy actual tapas	9	awesome	
7376	skewed ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	blurry purple ribald ghast iron cleaver of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10
7378	shellacked ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	lard-coated strapping ghast iron heater shield	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7380	ghostly Oprah's dance instructor's ghast iron codpiece	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	green curative Pendant of Gargalesis	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	diffused ghostly Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	denatured ionized Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	aerosolized cold-filtered skewed Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	denatured quadruple-tarnished cyan Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	liquefied altered Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	anodized spinning Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	deionized blue Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	anodized liquefied ghostly Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	altered adjusted polarized Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	ionized ionized yellow Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	enhanced Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	aerosolized improved teal Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	polymerized enhanced Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	dry pulsating Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	non-alkaline huge green Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	boiled blurry Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	electrified magnetized skewed lime green Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	enhanced moist blurry Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	boiled Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	non-polarized pulsating Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	magnetized adjusted Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	denatured corrupted tumbling olive Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	wobbly Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	shaking blinking Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	gray Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	wobbly wobbly skewed Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	pulsating squat Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	blurry Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	squat Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	blurry Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	twirling pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	blinking sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	tarnished upside-down sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	pickled boiled Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	triple-corrupted pressed Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	quadruple-frozen wet wobbly Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	diffused gray Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	Vulcanized dry Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	quantum concentrated ghostly tumbling Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	diffused Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	flavorless bouncing Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	small special moldy Brain Food Pastaco	2	crappy	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	yummy Cool Brunch Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	half-sized adequate Medical Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	adequate Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	rotten thick Ludovico Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	delicious lime green mirror twirling overpowering mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	lousy fancy complex mushroom wine	3	decent	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	watered-down perfectly mixed blurry smooth mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	smooth blood-red mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	aged huge buzzing mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	bad weak swirling mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	bland snack-sized red Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	flavorless Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	perfectly mixed regular-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	extra-dry acceptable super-size brogurt	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	aged broberry brogurt	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	perfectly mixed huge jittery brocolate brogurt	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	weak mediocre yellow French bronilla brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	yellow tumbling industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	up-at-dawn Brogre brorts	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	spinning chaotic Brogre brolo shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	clever Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	twirling airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	upside-down one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	nasty Jack Frost's extremely unsafe 8-billed baseball cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	fuchsia Herculean extremely wet T-shirt of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	censurious coward's shrimp fork of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	wet non-polymerized BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	triple-colloidal shaking huge go-go potion	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	unsweetened adjusted jittery shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	flattened galvanized Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	foul-smelling string of moist beads	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	corrupted polarized blue Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	liquefied wobbly purple sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	corrupted enhanced galvanized sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	blinking sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	watered-down hand-crafted twirling Rompedores de Fantasmas	2	EPIC	
7483	enchanted acceptable La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	4	good	Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 20
7484	practically non-alcoholic aged wobbly Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	1	awesome	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	spinning drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	spinning cyan detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	lousy bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	twirling pulsating wine bomb	0		
7495	bouncing recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	ghostly bottled day	0		
7497	twirling jittery ghost formula	0		
7498	tumbling huge Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	diffused ionized spinning Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 49
7500	mirror map	0		
7501	spinning squat	0		
7502	non-liquefied twirling squat Texas tea	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 58
7503	purple Da Vinci's dark hamethyst ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
7504	narrow dark baconstone ring of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7505	MacGyver's dark porquoise ring	0		Maximum MP: +100
7506	flame-wreathed deadly book	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
7507	cloak of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7508	olive jittery label	0		
7509	tasty Mornington crescent roll	4	awesome	
7510	ionized super-moist eye shadow	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 56
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	corrupted magnetized lime green tumbling poppy	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 52
7513	upside-down opium grenade	0		
7514	rosewater-soaked double-paned duonoculars	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7515	pulsating plastic rock	0		
7516	jittery witch's spare house key	0		
7517	maroon foul-smelling Tesla spider leg	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	practically non-alcoholic acceptable glass of bourbon	1	good	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	rotten half-sized gray government cheese	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	skewed pair of government shades of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	olive space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	non-polarized government	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	wet alien drugs	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	red lion tamer's government-issued night-vision goggles of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	jumbo bland loaf of alien bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	bland diet grilled cheese sandwich	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	dehydrated skewed maroon alien protein powder	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	tolerable enchanted mirror rocket fuel	3	good	Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	jittery yellow alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	teal pulsating alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	practically non-alcoholic bad stealth bomber	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	jittery space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	cyan space beast fur hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	green space beast fur pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	space beast fur whip of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	narrow space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	Lo Pan's steel-toed space heater	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	bad space port	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	narrow occult Sinatra's space needle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	cold-filtered tumbling blue buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	boiled ash soda	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	dry anodized liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	cold-filtered super-moist dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	tarnished galvanized bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	blue squat skewed shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	moist cold-filtered mirror bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	upside-down elephant gift	0		
7557	quadruple-polarized extra-tarnished blood cells	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 12
7558	distilled bad wine	5	decent	
7559	deionized ionized gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 23
7560	blinking pulsating turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	galvanized boiled skewed lime green giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 27
7562	triple-tarnished tarnished squat pulsating musk turtle	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 36
7563	boiled twirling green programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 68
7564	polymerized mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 35
7565	toothsome huge ham steak	3	awesome	
7566	huge Socratic time-twitching toolbelt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	mirror Chroner	0		
7568	Jeselnik's smartaleck's Time Lord Badge of Honor of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
7569	jittery coward's mansplainer's dangerous Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -5
7570	deionized Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 22
7571	smelly frosty silent pea shooter	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7572	super-sized moldy D roll	5	crappy	
7573	stiffened kiwi beak of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25
7574	mediocre New Zealand iced tea	4	decent	
7575	brainy droll monocle of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7576	warmed huge future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 26
7577	pressed future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
7578	altered blurry future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 11
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	boiled skewed liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 45
7581	upside-down shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	decent snack-sized rack of dinosaur ribs	2	good	
7583	bad scotch on the rocks	3	decent	
7584	aromatic cool yabba dabba doo rag	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	sharpshooter's wooly loincloth of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	bouncing helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	hand-crafted triple-distilled glass of &quot;milk&quot;	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	enchanted fortified lousy cup of &quot;tea&quot;	5	decent	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	mediocre thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	high-proof aged Lucky Lindy	6	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	aged irresponsibly strong Bee's Knees	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	smooth Sockdollager	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	lousy weak fancy Ish Kabibble	2	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	mediocre watered-down Hot Socks	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	acceptable boozy Phonus Balonus	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	delicious Flivver	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	hand-crafted fuchsia Sloppy Jalopy	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	unsweetened narrow shaking flame	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 36
7601	unsweetened galvanized temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 14
7602	oxidized Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 22
7603	altered neckbeard	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 28
7604	pressed pressed super-galvanized twirling artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 30
7605	frozen oxidized ghostly punk patch	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 27
7606	dry extra-vacuum-sealed oxidized spinning steampunk potion	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 28
7607	alkaline vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 14
7608	corrupted turtle mud	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 47
7609	non-moist squat Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 68
7610	concentrated deionized triple-electrified blurry Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 55
7611	Vulcanized super-polymerized Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 30
7612	super-pressed tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 57
7613	polymerized deionized upside-down bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 66
7614	colloidal huge voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 18
7615	liquefied pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
7616	denatured fuchsia pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 51
7617	frozen wet pulsating short deposition	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 46
7618	triple-anodized green straw pole	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 41
7619	pickled copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 50
7620	alkaline ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 21
7621	polymerized spinning ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 24
7622	wet twirling button rouge	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 66
7623	activated adjusted altered upside-down Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 63
7624	nitrogenated lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 29
7625	modified green flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 48
7626	adjusted wobbly spinning oyster badge	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 43
7627	denatured non-oxidized plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 68
7628	corrupted dancing fan	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 57
7629	ionized teal page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 40
7630	anodized magic powder	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 53
7631	alkaline blurry friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 23
7632	triple-modified nitrogenated colloidal government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 61
7633	electrified pulsating alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 57
7634	tarnished irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 37
7635	cold-filtered nitrogenated narrow cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
7636	lime green sizzling sage shellacked shell	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	pillow shell of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	blurry jittery lightning-fast whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	Oprah's steel-toed grievous turtle shell	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	olive ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	mirror pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	teal lightning milk	0		
7647	red aquaconda brain	0		
7648	jittery thunder thigh	0		
7649	cold-filtered unsweetened huge tumbling gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 38
7650	nitrogenated pressed catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 40
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fuchsia jittery fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	olive fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	blinking rosewater-soaked neoprene skullcap	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	double-cold-filtered twirling upside-down goblin water	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 41
7661	squat dumb mud	0		
7662	half-sized normal Sogg-Os	2	good	
7663	squat Samson's smartaleck's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7664	denatured vacuum-sealed Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 21
7665	polymerized modified liquid ice	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 43
7666	bad Wet Russian	3	decent	
7667	special adequate bouncing filet of The Fish	4	good	Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 40
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	upside-down jittery nasty dance instructor's strapping thunder down underwear	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	perfumed lard-coated famous raincoat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	fuchsia Newton's lightning rod of the wise owl of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	wholesome law-abiding citizen cane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7673	smooth purple twirling legitimate business on the beach	4	awesome	
7674	chaotic hep waders	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	flavorless gigantic maroon jive turkey leg	10	decent	
7676	gray spinning scorching birdbone corset	0		Hot Damage: +25
7677	frozen unsweetened twirling ghostly candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
7678	Jack Frost's 4-dimensional fez	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	wobbly stanky super-absorbent tarp	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
7681	smooth tumbling unquiet spirits	3	awesome	
7682	forbidden banjo kazoo mount	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
7683	unsweetened mirror grass	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
7684	greedy Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Meat Drop: +20
7685	Time Bandit Time Towel of extreme caution of the detective	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +20
7686	chaotic curative Caveman Dan's favorite rock of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7687	aerosolized shaking dog ointment	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 40
7688	pulsating aromatic gumshoes of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7689	tumbling skewed scorching flapper floppers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
7690	bouncing studded sneakeasies of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7691	blurry plastic nunchaku of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	dog trainer's Van der Graaf hand whip of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	blinking horrifying stylish glow-in-the-dark necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	rock-hard cap gun of bravery of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	friendly brainy cassette player	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	bouncing rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	twirling &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	pickled diffused narrow confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	oxidized confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	modified improved confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	squat LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	narrow LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	shaking blurry LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	denatured blue rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	pulsating lightning-fast banded rubber cape	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	jittery lime green lightning-fast avaricious energetic Thor's Pliers of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	ionized tumbling candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 27
7711	maroon water wings for babies of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
7712	upside-down beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	normal Strix stix	4	good	
7714	rosewater-soaked scorching vampire pellet of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
7715	enchanted high-proof mediocre narrow non-aged vinegar	6	decent	Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 25
7716	shaking flame-retardant unsanitized scalpel	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7717	wicked gladiator tunica	0		Spell Damage: +5
7718	Jeselnik's Roman sadnals	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
7719	knitted madius	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7720	brawny radiator heater shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20
7721	adjusted ionized salt wages	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 69
7722	mansplainer's centurion helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	wholesome pteruges	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	concentrated galvanized red Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 29
7726	quantum Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 21
7727	ionized quantum Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 55
7728	ionized teal Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 31
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	red narrow Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	red Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	jittery Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	blurry Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	tumbling Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	wobbly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	ghostly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	studded Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	asbestos-lined careful Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	olive shaking nasty Xiblaxian stealth trousers of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	miser's thinker's Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	delicious red Xiblaxian ultraburrito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	tolerable Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	activated super-liquefied They liver	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	yummy squat They liver popsicle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	pulsating holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	diluted shaking yellow residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	coward's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Monster Level: -20, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	smartaleck's defective Golden Mr. Accessory of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	inspector's reassuring lard-coated Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	liquefied the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	massive adequate narrow tumbling &quot;meat&quot; stick	7	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	boiled narrow transdermal smoke patch	1	decent	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	pulsating specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	Lo Pan's fortified thinker's pair of plants	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	banded Sasq&trade; watch of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	Temple Grandin's beefcake's smoker's cloak of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	maroon gravedigger's friendly slick camouflage T-shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: 30, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	triple-anodized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	careful Herculean boxer's heavy-duty clipboard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	green narrow knitted ruddy dangerous battery-powered drill of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	decent huge limp broccoli	7	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	savvy hat of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	frozen irradiated irradiated spinning monkey barf	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	aerosolized candy	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	shellacked jangly bracelet of the overflowing toilet of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	huge cuddly teddy bear of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	censurious wool first-aid pouch	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	dry activated ionized olive airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	blue bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	moldy wobbly initiative shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	bland thick warm war shawarma	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	half-sized stale karma shawarma	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	delicious high-proof Jungle Juice	9	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	lousy Amnesiac Ale	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	artisanal practically non-alcoholic fuchsia Highest Bitter	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	jittery frightening coward's mercenary pistol	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	spinning studded fortified mercenary rifle	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	purple Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	spinning Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	pulsating ghostly viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	snack-sized bland seared dino steak	2	decent	
7814	drinkable triple-distilled ghostly narrow green bottle of drinkin' gas	9	good	
7815	spinning handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	cyan gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	fuchsia 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	upside-down french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	spinning friendly crafty thinker's iShield	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
7825	brawny slick earbuds of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7826	lion tamer's iFlail of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7827	bland unidentifiable dried fruit	4	decent	
7828	mediocre watered-down flat cider	2	decent	
7829	ghostly pulsating executive mansplainer's trench lighter of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	pickled activated purple ghostly experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	huge gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	yellow ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	ghostly GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	pulsating special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	gray huge skewed special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	narrow special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	ionized polarized perl necklace	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	energized mirror Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	chilled chilled upside-down ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	miniature normal petit fortran	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	moldy special java cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	rotten massive cookie cookie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	bouncing mirror MacGyver's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	twirling blue plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	quilted plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	wicked plastic Crimbot	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	educational plastic Crimbomega	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	improved tumbling spinning jittery flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	jittery Rosewater's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	scorching servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	Herculean high-energy mining laser of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	ghostly cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	teal Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	spinning Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	spinning Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	upside-down skewed Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	jittery Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	spinning Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	jittery Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	blurry Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	mirror yellow Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	gray Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	blurry Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	cyan Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	maroon tumbling blinking Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	green Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	mirror recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	teal recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	narrow recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	wobbly recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	upside-down gray recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	upside-down Oprah's weightlifter's Size XI Wizard's Robe of the ox	0		Muscle: 35, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	moist jittery Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 38
7915	oxidized Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 44
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	double-magnetized dry blurry BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 21
7918	nitrogenated double-adjusted electrified Moonds	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 24
7919	pressed non-polymerized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 54
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	huge spinning turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	delicious Friendly Turkey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	weak acceptable Agitated Turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	tolerable teal Ambitious Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	tasty tiny red neutron lollipop	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	acceptable weak gamma nog	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	yellow twirling sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	narrow Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	purple picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	dehydrated single atom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	bouncing Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	skewed sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	twirling nastygeist	0		
7944	gray tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	aromatic ruddy outlaw bandana of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +1
7947	hand-crafted whiskey in a broken glass	3	EPIC	
7948	hand-crafted shot of mescal	4	EPIC	
7949	lousy glass of herbal tequila	3	decent	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	blurry thinker's plaid cowboy hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	jittery hardened strapping rusted-out shootin' iron of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50
7954	huge rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	red jittery box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	ghostly letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	shaking olive mirror copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	twirling coward's Annie Oakley's razor-sharp supercool Staff of Ed	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20
7962	skewed cyan Eye of Ed	0		
7963	skewed amulet	0		
7964	sage Staff of Fats	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	Sherlock's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Item Drop: +25
7968	mirror topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	upside-down boning knife	0		
7971	blinking olive Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	dried tumbling mummified fig	1	EPIC	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 50
7973	dried mummified loaf of bread	1	crappy	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 50
7974	altered twirling mirror shaking mummified beef haunch	1	decent	Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 10
7975	narrow huge linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	huge holy spring water	0		
7979	ghostly spirit beer	0		
7980	skewed sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	horrifying beefcake's Sister Accessory	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only
7984	denatured concentrated deionized Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 46
7985	greasy parachute of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	scorching pad of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	energetic peeler of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	shaking rosy-cheeked fortified pettipants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	shellacked panama hat of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	jittery strapping pulsera of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	fortified Da Vinci's police baton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	perfumed nasty flame-wreathed sharpshooter's Newton's plus-fours of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	dance instructor's porkpie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	manspreader's hardy pepper mill	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	censurious pelerine of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	blurry chilly phantom mask of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	twisted bouncing mirror polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	altered narrow powder	1		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	colloidal huge choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	cold-filtered olive smart watch	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	double-denatured augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	squat lightning-fast toy Crimbot power glove	0		Initiative: +40, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	sharpshooter's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	careful toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Monster Level: -10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	alkaline polarized blinking Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	olive Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	squat heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	mansplainer's groovy Crimbomega drive chain of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	jittery Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	squat Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	modified twirling fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	quantum polarized flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	Vulcanized ionized narrow and rain stick	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 40
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	stale bite-sized special Choco-Mint patty	1	decent	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	perfectly mixed twirling huge hot mint schnocolate	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	distilled narrow homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	wobbly bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	teal antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	wobbly artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	blue calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	censurious Annie Oakley's tope&eacute;	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	ribald sage topiary tights	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
8036	huge maroon supercool topiary necktie	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8037	massive delicious bowl of topioca	8	awesome	
8038	teal topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	pulsating pot of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8044	veiny spelunking fedora	0		Maximum HP: +10
8045	Temple Grandin's sturdy machete	0		Familiar Weight: +7
8046	squat shotgun of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8047	teal frosty boomerang	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8049	cool mining helmet	0		Moxie: +5
8050	twirling up-at-dawn X-ray goggles	0		Adventures: +5, Luck: +5
8051	Da Vinci's cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
8052	chaotic jetpack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
8056	red torch	0		
8057	upside-down stanky lion tamer's [spelunking test kit]	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8058	pulsating stylish plasma rifle	0		Moxie: +25
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	medical-grade Newton's The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Luck: -6
8061	jittery The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	compressed	1	good	Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	bouncing nuggets	0		
8068	red Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	huge Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	cyan warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	purple shaking Jack Frost's experienced Spelunker's fedora of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	upside-down wool resourceful Spelunker's whip of courage	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	up-at-dawn careful extremely unsafe Spelunker's khakis	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	lime green Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	skewed Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	teal blurry Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	jittery wobbly rat carcass	0		
8092	fuchsia dog trainer's Oprah's wicker kickers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	chilly sinister wicker slicker	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	Sherlock's therapeutic wicker knickers	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	supercharged strapping wicker ticker	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	tumbling hardened boxer's wicker sticker	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	family-friendly supercharged wicker clicker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	distilled purple wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	ghostly Van der Graaf belt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	huge green therapeutic hale badge	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	lion tamer's bowl of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	lime green miser's smartaleck's brooch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	friendly hale breeches	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	Oprah's studded backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	powdered skewed jittery bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	censurious anvil of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	jittery savvy akubra	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	flame-wreathed apron of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	teal occult ascot of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	blinking therapeutic supercool attache case	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	fireproof accordion of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	dehydrated blinking aerosolized	1		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	twirling wig of the dark arts of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	winch crank of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	Rosewater's widget of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	banded sinister whisk	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	beefcake's weightlifter's walker	0		Muscle: 40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	wobbly clever stylish waders	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	mixed maroon flakes	1		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	red rosy-cheeked brawny gaiters	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	fireproof dog trainer's garland	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	squat avaricious Jeselnik's gunnysack	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	wool garibaldi of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	mirror boxer's stylish girdle	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	educational gloves of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	twisted ghostly smithereens	1		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	purple reassuring gravedigger's fiberglass fetish	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	Jeselnik's Oprah's fiberglass foil	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	manspreader's Socratic fiberglass fannypack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	manspreader's veiny fiberglass frock	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	green shellacked arcane researcher's fiberglass fingerguard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	mirror Van der Graaf strapping fiberglass fedora	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	denatured fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	red winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	rubber spatula of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8139	horrifying spoon	0		Spooky Damage: +25
8140	wobbly scorching crystalline reamer	0		Hot Damage: +25
8141	razor-sharp macroplane grater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8142	bouncing bastard baster	0		Item Drop: +5
8143	flame-retardant obsidian nutcracker	0		Hot Resistance: +1
8144	twirling talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	purple electrified glass eye of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
8146	enhanced oxidized ghostly ghostly invisible potion	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 54
8147	ghostly time shuriken	0		
8148	horrifying rock-hard ninjammies of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	double-unsweetened Vulcanized Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 45
8150	polarized wobbly sugar sphere	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 58
8151	irradiated Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 51
8152	activated ionized polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 23
8153	nitrogenated candy dish	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 41
8154	modified super-unsweetened extra-liquefied Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 23
8155	dry galvanized blurry talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 66
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	upside-down green skewed Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	narrow bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	huge half of a tooth	0		
8160	liquefied lime green mouse skull	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 32
8161	ionized polarized blurry really thick spine	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 36
8162	medical-grade smartaleck's skullcap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	rosy-cheeked three-legged pants of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	stanky dance instructor's remaindered axe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	clever medical-grade cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	moldy baguette	3	crappy	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	Vulcanized triple-nitrogenated lime green ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 32
8170	aerosolized enhanced polarized mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 53
8171	drinkable unflavored wine cooler	3	good	
8172	blinking carton of snake milk	1	crappy	
8173	red up-at-dawn sewer snake	0		Adventures: +5
8174	decent snack-sized gray tumbling pigeon egg	2	good	
8175	wholesome beefy jaunty feather	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
8176	weak perfectly mixed blinking shaking olive premium malt liquor	2	EPIC	
8177	quilted brown paper pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +40
8178	frosty occult brown paper bag mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
8179	mirror rosewater-soaked ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
8181	groovy loafers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
8182	gray Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	twirling sage bread basket	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	red flame-wreathed therapeutic The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	olive Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	artisanal distilled Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5	EPIC	
8189	perfectly mixed mirror Radberry Rip wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8190	smooth Orangemageddon wine cooler	4	awesome	
8191	tolerable Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	good	
8192	weak drinkable Citrus Crush wine cooler	2	good	
8193	flavorless twirling lime green plain bagel	4	decent	
8194	stale purple glob of cream cheese	3	decent	
8195	rotten loaf of soda bread	3	crappy	
8196	normal acceptable bagel	3	good	
8197	tasty half-sized tumbling twirling standard-issue cupcake	2	awesome	
8198	bite-sized normal ultra-deluxe cupcake	1	good	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	miniature bland popular tart	2	decent	
8201	squat no-handed pie	0		
8202	non-electrified non-galvanized wobbly shaking Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 49
8203	purple airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	green FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	skewed red chilly thinker's expensive camera	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	energized irradiated galvanized jittery How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	tumbling filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	wobbly frosty MacGyver's rigging rope	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	compressed blinking mirror blue nasty snuff	1	crappy	Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	sharpshooter's sewage-clogged pistol of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	quadruple-chilled liquefied squat beard incense	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	shaking family-friendly perfume-soaked bandana of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	decent toxo	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	lousy maroon Lemonade-235	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	censurious Temple Grandin's isotophat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	Sherlock's Three Mile Island shorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	flame-wreathed wizardly toxic mop	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	blurry skewed lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	yellow aromatic quilted backwoods banjo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	upside-down green grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	wicked dangerous savvy ratskin pajama pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	polymerized tumbling turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	twirling olive up-at-dawn Annie Oakley's studded fake washboard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	upside-down ribald personal trainer's Dinsey's oculus	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	Dinsey's radar dish of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	pulsating asbestos-lined Dinsey's pizza cutter of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	MacGyver's Dinsey's brain of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	Sherlock's sage Dinsey's glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	Tesla vibrating Dinsey's pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	spinning bouncing keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	mirror keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	shaking Jeselnik's lube-shoes	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	Temple Grandin's electrified Dinsey mascot mask of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	adequate Dinsey food-cone	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	perfectly mixed Dinsey Whinskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	nitrogenated purple shaking Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	foul-smelling fannypack of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	lightning-fast gravedigger's Oprah's hale Herculean garbage sticker of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	shellacked hazmat helmet of the pedagogue of vim and vigor of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	ghostly Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	aerosolized nasty gum	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 29
8258	mirror Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	flame-retardant The Lot's engagement ring	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	wobbly Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	ghostly Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	twirling Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	huge Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	narrow Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	bouncing Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	foul-smelling Fonzie's boxer's beefcake's miracle whip	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	squat wool sphygmayomanometer	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	huge mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	moldy unappetizing mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	decent half-sized green uninteresting mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	massive rotten acceptable mayolus	6	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	decent enticing mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	moldy mouth-watering mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	red Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	hand-crafted Afternoon Delight	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	teal Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	ghostly Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	electrified electrified upside-down gray blurry Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	yellow Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	spinning blue The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	ionized diffused Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	alkaline Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 14
8287	blurry blinking puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	bouncing flame-retardant dice ring	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8291	upside-down pulsating stanky dice belt buckle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8292	brainy dice-print pajama pants	0		Mysticality: +5
8293	dice-shaped backpack of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
8294	pulsating greedy dice-print do-rag	0		Meat Drop: +20
8295	jittery cool dice sunglasses	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	adjusted unsweetened pulsating green dice	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 39
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	bouncing pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	dry lime green power pill	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	frozen narrow pixel star	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	yummy super-sized blinking pixel banana	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted pixel beer	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	super-cold-filtered wobbly sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 16
8307	concentrated pressed moist &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 23
8308	cold-filtered polarized twirling twirling piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 22
8309	frozen polymerized baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 24
8310	flattened oxidized .epub file	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 25
8311	flattened tarnished non-irradiated BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 36
8312	alkaline tarnished narrow hustler shades	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 21
8313	improved deionized deionized squat jerky stick	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 50
8314	super-dry magnetized wobbly costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 36
8315	double-adjusted frozen mirror muscle oil	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 26
8316	diffused blurry bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 56
8317	pickled purple blinking pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 31
8318	extra-improved twirling sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 32
8319	moist blinking jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 28
8320	triple-Vulcanized Vulcanized shaking one glove	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 54
8321	double-unsweetened glove	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 53
8322	adjusted handful of fire	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
8323	aerosolized ionized wet Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 51
8324	double-activated disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 45
8325	improved upside-down ghostly coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
8326	vacuum-sealed pickled blue conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 51
8327	anodized galvanized shaking yellow Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 66
8328	oxidized tarnished purple icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 37
8329	electrified polymerized aerosolized upside-down bouncing smellbook	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 11
8330	ionized triple-unsweetened pulsating lime green assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 29
8331	chilled filthy armor	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 55
8332	flattened deionized blinking plague pie	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 23
8333	wet improved blue batarang	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 50
8334	wet blurry spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 57
8335	adjusted green grease trap	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 15
8336	modified denatured huge shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 59
8337	warmed adjusted tumbling porkpocket	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 21
8338	super-improved chilled purple squat Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 27
8339	enhanced electrified warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 61
8340	concentrated triple-chilled upside-down upside-down janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 14
8341	improved pickled Vulcanized cyan warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 31
8342	quadruple-frozen baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 26
8343	boiled galvanized squat purple carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 64
8344	tarnished super-unsweetened yellow bronze polish	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 58
8345	oxidized adjusted crident	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 38
8346	flattened totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 62
8347	altered quadruple-nitrogenated shaking teal spray chrome	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 33
8348	liquefied blurry filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 69
8349	diffused quantum pulsating hand of cards	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 11
8350	aerosolized dry altered squat damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
8351	boiled anodized jittery lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 36
8352	colloidal skeleton beans	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 57
8353	dry red grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 16
8354	polymerized cold-filtered nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 26
8355	super-moist nitrogenated iron torso box	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 15
8356	double-quantum deionized mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 68
8357	activated radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 25
8358	altered liquefied pulsating shaking x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 11
8359	quadruple-irradiated polymerized wrestling mask	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 65
8360	cold-filtered double-warmed hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 48
8361	double-Vulcanized triple-boiled child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 43
8362	oxidized mirror devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 19
8363	dry cyan shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 36
8364	extra-galvanized squat alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 58
8365	frozen ionized novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 19
8366	moist invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 23
8367	activated corrupted handful of stubble	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 22
8368	galvanized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 47
8369	altered pickled plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 51
8370	Vulcanized bouncing funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 16
8371	moist shaking bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 29
8372	cold-filtered flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 15
8373	dry ionized captured boozles	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 62
8374	oxidized drinks tray	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 30
8375	extra-boiled maroon eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 26
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	low-calorie spoiled pixel lemon	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	drinkable weak narrow pixel daiquiri	2	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	warmed diffused power pill	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	wet flattened oxidized pixel potion	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	squat Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	fuchsia tumbling cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	blinking mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	ghostly mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	purple gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	pulsating hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	bouncing The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	Tesla The Emperor's new hat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	Samson's The Emperor's new shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	green nippy The Emperor's new pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	auspicious extremely unsafe lead pipe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	family-friendly double-paned rope	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	banded Da Vinci's wrench	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	flame-wreathed candlestick of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	teal narrow knitted Herculean knife	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	greasy Rosewater's revolver	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	ghostly savory dry noodles	0		
8407	decent yellow pestopiary	3	good	
8408	denatured chilled twirling ghostly ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 37
8409	stale blurry crudles	3	decent	
8410	enchanted low-calorie rotten agnolotti arboli	1	crappy	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 40
8411	stale shaking spaghetti with ghost balls	4	decent	
8412	bland pulsating succulent marrow	4	decent	
8413	delicious wobbly salacious crumbs	3	awesome	
8414	stale fusilli marrownarrow	4	decent	
8415	flavorless thick suggestive strozzapreti	5	decent	
8416	narrow Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	flavorless Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	4	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	decent linguini immondizia bianco	3	good	
8420	rotten shells a la shellfish	4	crappy	
8421	blue Jick's autograph	0		
8422	tumbling cyan high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	pulsating olive unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	olive fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	ghostly hot spore pod	0		
8433	spinning maroon cool spore pod	0		
8434	cyan jingling spore pod	0		
8435	twirling lightning-fast extremely unsafe LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	squat censurious studded LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	spinning chaotic LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	bouncing empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	upside-down upside-down lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	tumbling uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	red capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	olive capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	pulsating LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	brawny high-temperature mining mask of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	skewed wicked strapping fireproof megaphone	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	yummy bouncing mineapple	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	artisanal extra-dry Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	adequate jittery smelted roe	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	delicious lavawater	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	improved spinning spinning basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	healthy fortified smooth lavalarva	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	teal rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's Herculean lava balaclava	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	bouncing flame-retardant Annie Oakley's extremely unsafe basaltamander buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	triple-warmed lava globs	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	flavorless squat purple gooey lava globs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	toasty studded lava-proof pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	smartaleck's weightlifter's heat-resistant necktie	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	miser's wool medical-grade heat-resistant gloves	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	flavorless very hot lunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	bad asbestos thermos	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	energized adjusted liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	stale super-sized maroon spinning disco biscuit	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	special bad squat Quaatorade&trade;	3	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	pulsating olive avaricious greasy electrified biker's hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	curative thinker's feathered headdress of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	careful therapeutic Sinatra's electrician's hardhat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	blinking Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	pulsating &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	shaking blinking one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	upside-down airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	narrow ghostly Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	sizzling smooth velvet pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	blinking bouncing fuchsia greasy smooth velvet shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	upside-down crafty smooth velvet hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	healthy smooth velvet pocket square	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	MacGyver's smooth velvet socks	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	padded smooth velvet hanky	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	deadly boxer's The One Mood Ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	yellow Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	maroon the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	olive Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	pulsating glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	distilled tumbling SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	frozen double-chilled blurry labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	spinning ribald horrifying scorching Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	wobbly red dog trainer's sage grease cannon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	concentrated demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	sharpshooter's curative love of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	maroon personal trainer's Pener's drumstick of James Dean of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	spinning nasty deuce cape of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	scorching energetic Lavalos's shell of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	upside-down flame-wreathed smooth velvet bra of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	gravedigger's SMOOCH bracers of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	Socratic SMOOCH kneepads	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	huge SMOOCH spaulders of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	blurry Van der Graaf SMOOCH codpiece of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	SMOOCH breastplate of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	miniature normal olive lava cake	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	decent red pink slime	3	good	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	flavorless narrow devil hair pasta	3	decent	
8530	decent spagecialetti	3	good	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	mirror good gravy	0		
8533	tumbling blue illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	huge delicious libertagliatelle	9	awesome	
8535	enchanted delicious massive turkish mostaccioli	8	awesome	Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 45
8536	rotten jumbo tumbling linguini of the sea	5	crappy	
8537	triple-ionized Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 54
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	stale small Fettris	2	decent	
8543	gigantic moldy tumbling fusillocybin	6	crappy	
8544	enchanted flavorless prescription noodles	4	decent	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 20
8545	compressed pulsating yellow blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	ionized pressed upside-down bag of grain	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 35
8547	alkaline diffused alkaline pocket maze	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
8548	ionized non-improved spinning shady shades	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 22
8549	anodized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 67
8550	stale huge weird gazelle steak	8	decent	
8551	adequate gigantic sausage without a cause	7	good	
8552	non-moist enhanced denatured face paint	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 61
8553	acceptable emergency margarita	4	good	
8554	lousy spinning vintage smart drink	4	decent	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	energized mirror Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 44
8559	extra-liquefied bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 48
8560	galvanized ionized magnetized spinning Aerheads	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 50
8561	colloidal quantum cold-filtered huge Wrotz	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 44
8562	improved Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 57
8563	irradiated shaking fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 34
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	spinning stiffened educational sage barrel lid	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	horrifying Jack Frost's Newton's barrel hoop earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	zippy lard-coated deadly bankruptcy barrel	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	wobbly firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	jittery weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	blurry barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	blue barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	bouncing moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	wobbly barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	watered-down smooth tumbling bottle of Amontillado	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	smooth high-proof barrel-aged martini	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	decent barrel pickle	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	super-sized rotten barrel cracker	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	modified olive pulsating vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	diluted skewed mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	avaricious KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	pulsating razor-sharp Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	groovy barrel gun	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	shaking barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	normal miniature olive squat water log	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	jittery jittery barrelhead of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	blurry bottoms of the barrel of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	Jack Frost's chest barrel of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	steel-toed deadly double barreled barrel gun	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	scandalous smooth triple barreled barrel gun of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	huge fireproof ruddy barrel beryl choker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	horrifying Jim Carey's barrel beryl nose ring	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	censurious sharpshooter's barrel beryl ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	energized skewed cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	boiled cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	anodized bouncing narrow cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	super-frozen blinking cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	tarnished quadruple-pickled cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	moist improved ghostly cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	activated cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	quantum non-moist cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	double-denatured green cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	galvanized enhanced cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	unsweetened anodized squat cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	oxidized blue cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	extra-liquefied cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	cold-filtered spinning cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	double-oxidized enhanced blurry spinning cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	non-anodized concentrated cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	denatured vacuum-sealed cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	polarized concentrated cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	triple-ionized pulsating teal spinning cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	quantum jittery cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	cold-filtered cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	quantum squat ghostly cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	frozen moist squat cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	modified spinning olive cuppa Activi tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	dried cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	quadruple-chilled cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	extra-deionized vacuum-sealed cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	pickled super-aerosolized cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	improved cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	colloidal dry spinning cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	altered cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	irradiated triple-dry maroon ghostly cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	squat cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	skewed cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	frozen non-cold-filtered cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	electrified pulsating cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	twirling wobbly auspicious wizardly strapping Royal scepter	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	moldy bowl of eyeballs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	yummy snack-sized ghostly purple bowl of mummy guts	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	decent big narrow skewed bowl of maggots	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	weak hand-crafted blood and blood	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	bad special Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	decent	Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	enchanted tolerable fortified blinking zombie	5	good	Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	shaking wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	pulsating plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	mirror nasty ruddy crown of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	hale brainy hawk of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +20
8655	immense rotten hamlet sandwich	10	crappy	
8656	Sinatra's Othello's military jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8657	jittery Newton's Othello's dagger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
8658	crafty Othello's handkerchief	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
8659	improved unsweetened green bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 51
8660	green grip key	0		
8661	huge fuchsia How to Play Othello	0		
8662	quilted padded Rosewater's ghostly dagger	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: 60
8663	high-proof drinkable ghost beer	10	good	
8664	Othello set of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	mirror Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	blinking zippy frosty Yorick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	shaking mirror tulip	0		
8672	olive Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	upside-down airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	polymerized magnetized chilled shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	moldy iceberg lettuce	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	weak aged ice wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	gray sizzling rock-hard dance instructor's Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	Jack Frost's razor-sharp Socratic Wal-Mart nametag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	ghostly Jeselnik's Fonzie's Wal-Mart overalls of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	spinning The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	purple twirling Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	huge The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	educational bellhop's hat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	hand-crafted high-proof ice porter	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	wet exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	quadruple-activated shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	altered medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	adequate huge ice rice	7	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	hand-crafted iced plum wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	jittery maroon auspicious aromatic training belt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	yellow upside-down Usain Bolt's training legwarmers of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	smelly coward's chaotic training helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	pulsating training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	skewed training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	pulsating bouncing machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	wobbly self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	pickled upside-down fuchsia upside-down abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	altered abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	mixed blurry abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	vaporized red abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	powdered abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	compressed abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	twisted abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	denatured squat abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	modified skewed cyan abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	distilled blurry abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	tumbling blue modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	adequate narrow VYKEA meatballs	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	acceptable VYKEA mead	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	enhanced vacuum-sealed narrow VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	gray VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	squat upside-down maroon VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	wobbly VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	razor-sharp arcane researcher's VYKEA hex key of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	stale tin of submardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	lousy distilled bottle of norwhiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	powdered upside-down cyan octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	stylish sardine can key of chilblains of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	red executive perfumed norwhal helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	teal auspicious chaotic Socratic octolus-skin cloak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	smooth wobbly perfect cosmopolitan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	aged blue perfect negroni	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	perfectly mixed strong perfect dark and stormy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	artisanal distilled bouncing teal perfect mimosa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	drinkable shaking perfect old-fashioned	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	irresponsibly strong artisanal perfect paloma	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	dry spinning That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	cold-filtered deionized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	pressed denatured yellow Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	enhanced triple-unsweetened narrow Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	ionized Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	mirror airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	ionized polymerized Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	boiled polarized skewed wobbly hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	quadruple-dry communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	snack-sized fancy normal Crimbo salad	2	good	Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	stale gigantic bread line	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	acceptable bark rootbeer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	smooth watered-down squat ale	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	skewed Jim Carey's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	brawny plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	twirling avaricious plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	blinking flame-retardant plastic Crimborgatron	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	plastic Crimbodhisattva of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	wobbly Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	artisanal olive Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	blue Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	non-frozen pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	avaricious chilly grievous reusable shopping bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	coarse hemp socks of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	dance instructor's armband	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	gray bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	lard-coated pine cone necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	dangerous reindeer hammer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	occult elf ploughshare	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	cyan blinking circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	blurry The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	upside-down nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	grievous elven tambourine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	purple censurious reindeer sickle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bouncing bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	fuchsia squat bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	tumbling bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	skewed ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	mirror dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	ghostly high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	skewed high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	red exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	blinking Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	rotten enchanted Kudzu salad	3	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	altered jittery Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	hand-crafted enchanted practically non-alcoholic Miss Graves' vermouth	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	fancy flavorless fuchsia The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	decent	Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	denatured fuchsia The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	artisanal blurry The Mad Liquor	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	tolerable weak Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	spoiled big Mr. Burnsger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	compressed upside-down The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	lion tamer's wicked supercool The Jokester's gun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	slick The Jokester's wig of Gandalf of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	asbestos-lined clever weightlifter's The Jokester's pants	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	extra-polymerized electrified Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	diffused tumbling robin's egg	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	small adequate robin flan	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	mediocre robin nog	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	altered polymerized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
8841	deionized maroon Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 23
8842	nitrogenated anodized lime green infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 22
8843	altered jittery huge can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 26
8844	concentrated The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 64
8845	dry bag of random words	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 21
8846	deionized magnetized twirling tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 40
8847	polarized red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 21
8848	unsweetened oxidized blurry question juice	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 47
8849	Vulcanized magnetized spinning tube of villain	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 26
8850	your cowboy boots of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	blurry inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	pulsating nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	jittery nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	squat nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	olive quicksilver ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	upside-down blue wool dance instructor's thicksilver ring of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	Annie Oakley's beefy wicksilver ring of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	tumbling Oprah's banded Sinatra's slicksilver ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	zippy hale sicksilver ring of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	mirror aromatic flame-retardant extremely unsafe nicksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	shaking jittery fuchsia knitted Tesla ticksilver ring	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	double-paned supercharged Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	blinking personal trainer's Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the detective of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	bouncing tumbling electrified hardy slick Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Hellfire Spicy Beans of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	blinking lard-coated Frigid Northern Beans	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	red inspector's World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	sinister Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	blurry scorching Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	mirror greedy deadly beefy Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of James Dean of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	greasy frosty dance instructor's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	yummy plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	snack-sized tasty plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	delicious thick plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	adequate maroon plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	special adequate bite-sized pulsating plate of Frigid Northern Beans	1	good	Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	small moldy plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	normal wobbly plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	decent miniature plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	massive normal spinning plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	8	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	bland plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	shaking executive Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	squat foul-smelling forbidden beefy Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	blurry red Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	hale beefcake's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	wobbly Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	bouncing executive family-friendly resourceful strapping Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	squat El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	bouncing Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	Lo Pan's smartaleck's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	teal cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	alkaline galvanized poker face paint	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	spinning gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	concentrated chilled narrow spinning triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	alkaline fuchsia jittery ghost bit	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	galvanized bouncing mirror buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	enhanced polymerized mirror lion musk	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	normal bear claw	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	quadruple-flattened spinning rattler gland	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	dry unsweetened half-digested coal	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	energized aerosolized boiled tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	flavorless rotting beefsteak	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	artisanal practically non-alcoholic twirling firemilk	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	enhanced skewed spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	altered moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	razor-sharp western-style skinning knife of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	blinking boxer's steel knuckles	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	cyan disc (white)	0		
8924	blinking yellow disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	twirling disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	frozen demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	blue rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	ghostly baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	gray porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	blinking mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	mirror diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	red coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	fuchsia rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	blurry slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	twirling Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	flame-retardant MacGyver's one-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1
8960	steel-toed thinker's two-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
8961	arcane researcher's three-gallon hat of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
8962	mirror grievous stylish four-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8963	jittery shaking Temple Grandin's weightlifter's five-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
8964	inspector's Tesla six-gallon hat	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8965	lion tamer's Tesla seven-gallon hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8966	blue eight-gallon hat of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100
8967	greasy sage nine-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8968	prompt ten-gallon hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
8969	hale eleven-gallon hat of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	boiled ionized tumbling skin oil	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 65
8973	unsweetened jittery unusual oil	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 66
8974	aerosolized purple eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 14
8975	bouncing exclusive club	0		
8976	corrupted patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 55
8977	polarized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 15
8978	deionized lime green patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 21
8979	electrified electrified patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 52
8980	adjusted twirling blurry patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 54
8981	altered pressed patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 29
8982	cold-filtered denatured pulsating corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 18
8983	mediocre rodeo whiskey	3	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	frosty real cowboy hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	gray Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	wobbly electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	pickled twirling twirling armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	decent enchanted upside-down jumping horseradish	3	good	Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	high-proof mediocre Sacramento wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	ionized Greek fire	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	family-friendly Jim Carey's electrified ox-head shield of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	skewed miser's double-paned Socratic weightlifter's dented scepter of wisdom	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	huge prompt fireproof smartaleck's very pointy crown of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	blue ruddy dangerous stylish battle broom of courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	squat coward's baleful carpe of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	pulsating toasty codpiece of the brazier of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	squat supercharged wholesome quilted troutsers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	fuchsia Sherlock's flame-wreathed curative bass clarinet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	olive family-friendly asbestos-lined stylish smooth fish hatchet	0		Moxie: 40, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	bouncing ghostly educational wizardly tunac of James Dean of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	spinning fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	improved dry wriggling worm	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	hand-crafted enchanted bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	EPIC	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	extra-frozen magnetized denatured bouncing high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	wobbly fishin' hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	wobbly educational sonar fishfinder	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	narrow luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	squat internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	twirling twirling meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	delicious gallon of milk	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	yellow daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	twirling First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	scorching grievous First Post shirt - Cir Senam of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	tasty miniature star salad	2	awesome	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	moldy miniature fuchsia bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	crappy	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	huge Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	delicious blinking browser cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	acceptable watered-down hacked gibson	2	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	shaking aromatic Source shades	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	ghostly software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	olive missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	fuchsia Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	pulsating Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	pulsating Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	blinking Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	skewed Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	ghostly Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	jittery Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	red Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	upside-down Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	mirror Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	narrow Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	ghostly Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	upside-down Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	shaking Tesla therapeutic ruddy thinker's plastic detective badge	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	pulsating Usain Bolt's executive Temple Grandin's bronze detective badge of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	fireproof nasty medical-grade sinister detective badge	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	zippy nippy padded occult detective badge	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	lime green skewed cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	pulsating detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	frightening rosy-cheeked savvy detective roscoe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	Vulcanized shoe gum	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	coward's personal trainer's noir fedora of horror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	clever trench coat of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	perfectly mixed purple Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	adequate hardboiled egg	3	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	purple DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	bouncing wobbly executive frightening electrified Newton's Socratic protonic accelerator pack of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	squat almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	hale Adventurer bobblehead	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	jittery psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	arcane researcher's bindle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	blinking hardy Fonzie's fleshy lump	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	narrow studded smoldering bagel punch of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	ghostly reins of dire peril of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	derringer of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	jittery Tesla Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	rosewater-soaked frightening Samson's Spookyraven signet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	lime green Sinatra's tie-dyed fannypack of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	manspreader's burnt snowpants of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	fireproof standards and practices guide	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	avaricious rock-hard wicked Carpathian longsword	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	Liam's mail of the cougar of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	frosty extremely unsafe wizardly Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	rosy-cheeked Wrist-Boy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
9103	shaking teal tumbling Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	huge Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	wet squat Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 29
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	ionized double-denatured ionized Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 42
9110	unsweetened Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 59
9111	dry ionized Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 46
9112	diffused liquefied green EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 18
9113	enhanced anodized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 28
9114	oxidized non-ionized The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 47
9115	extra-energized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 68
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	shaking rosewater-soaked repaid diaper	0		Stench Resistance: +3
9118	blue Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	weak lousy Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	healthy Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	blue ghostly narrow School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	delicious fortified unidentified drink	5	awesome	
9127	jittery smelly shellacked KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10
9128	rosewater-soaked clever dangerous discarded swimming trunks	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
9129	double-ionized narrow ghostly diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 37
9130	ionized deionized charisma potion	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 53
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	shaking Fonzie's pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	moldy small leftover pasty	2	crappy	
9135	strong acceptable squat very whiskey	5	good	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	blue li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	tumbling li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	fuchsia li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	jittery purple li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	twirling li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	energized maroon hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	corrupted Prunets	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 56
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	nitrogenated improved mirror invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	alkaline unsweetened wobbly invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	flavorless huge raw sweet potato	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	delicious bite-sized skewed raw beans	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	adequate wobbly raw stuffing	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	enchanted adequate raw cranberry sauce	3	good	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	flavorless raw turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	normal tumbling raw mincemeat	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	normal miniature raw potato	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	rotten diet raw gravy	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	normal raw bread	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	mini-marshmallow dispenser of vim and vigor of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	double-paned dangerous Rosewater's glass casserole dish	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	knitted crafty can opener	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	mixed squat turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	flame-retardant hardened glass pie plate	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	energetic sage potato masher	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	upside-down gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	upside-down bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	yummy squat sweet potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	miniature stale bean casserole	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	diet spoiled baked stuffing	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	moldy tiny huge cranberry cylinder	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	spoiled thanksgiving turkey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	decent mince pie	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	snack-sized toothsome mashed potatoes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	rotten warm gravy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	adequate bread roll	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	flavorless leftovers	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	moldy leftovers sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	tumbling purple cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	twirling pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	squat teal packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	skewed bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	huge Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	green eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	pressed eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	hand-crafted eldritch extract	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling Official Council Aide Pin	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	lousy eldritch distillate	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	diluted eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	mirror aromatic Science Notebook	0		Stench Resistance: +1
9197	miser's extremely unsafe eldritch hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	banded slick eldritch pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	distilled lousy eldritch elixir	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	hale fortified Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	purple Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	spinning The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	ball and chain of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	skewed gingerbread tophat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	censurious gingerbread waistcoat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	wobbly green dance instructor's gingerbread trousers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	savvy boxer's strapping candy dress shoes	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	fireproof frosty Fonzie's candy necktie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	skewed Lo Pan's banded chocolate pocketwatch of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	huge broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	lime green sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	huge toothsome ghostly animal part cracker	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	lousy gingerbread wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	delicious gingerbread mug	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	twirling executive gingerbread mask	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	resourceful Socratic gingerservo of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	moist galvanized blue tainted icing	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	sharpshooter's gingerbeard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	skewed dog trainer's electrified gingerbread hoodie	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	steel-toed savvy gingerbread pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	ribald horrifying marzipan briefcase	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	skewed brawny creme brulee torch	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	bouncing candy crowbar of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	horrifying rosy-cheeked candy screwdriver	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	ghostly olive gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	friendly pumpkin spice candle	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	deionized concentrated concentrated jittery gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	tumbling aromatic dog trainer's gingerbread gavel	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	squat gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	hand-crafted ginger beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	ghostly spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	nitrogenated activated industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	activated chilled upside-down fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	artisanal high-proof red skewed high-end ginger wine	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	quilted plastic bad vibe	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	shaking pulsating Da Vinci's plastic angry vikings	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	ghostly Lo Pan's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	mirror executive plastic Your Brain	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	bouncing executive plastic Krampus	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	nitrogenated pickled Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	double-activated moist extra-cold-filtered Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	quantum magnetized tumbling bouncing Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	stale spiritual candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	hand-crafted special practically non-alcoholic wobbly spiritual eggnog	1	super EPIC	Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	adequate tiny spiritual fruitcake	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	flavorless spiritual gingerbread	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	skewed chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	huge spinning My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	twirling fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	mirror teal spinning briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	improved electrified huge rock candy	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	moldy green-iced sweet roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	horrifying baleful Third Eye	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	jittery frightening Jim Carey's Krampus Horn	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	flavorless hambrosier	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	enchanted weak smooth chakra-mental wine	2	awesome	Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	vacuum-sealed chakra malt	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	flavorless Black Angus blackburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	aged watered-down upside-down brandy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	double-ionized triple-frozen potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	stanky rock-hard bad vibroknife	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	dance instructor's wizardly crystal belt buckle	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	saffron antaravasaka of the bloodbag of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	reassuring Rosewater's saffron uttarasanga	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	mirror pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	ghostly gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	skewed censurious personal trainer's Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	small normal gray Eldritch snap	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	powdered blinking olive hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	powdered jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	vaporized jelly	1		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	vaporized sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	pickled pulsating stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	stale wobbly toast with hot jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	adequate toast with jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	snack-sized spoiled toast with jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	flavorless immense blurry toast with sleaze jelly	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	toothsome miniature spinning toast with stench jelly	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	squat space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	Rosewater's wax hand of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	up-at-dawn candle of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	decent half-sized green wax pancake	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	dog trainer's wax face of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	lousy wax booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	bouncing glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	mixed sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	jumbo rotten sea truffle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	arcane researcher's recovered cufflinks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	narrow heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	enhanced LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	alkaline LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	moist narrow LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	Van der Graaf medical-grade LOV Eardigan of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	purple brainy LOV Epaulettes of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	frightening electrified LOV Earrings of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	twisted mirror LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	twirling LOV Elephant of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	perfumed eldritch scanner	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	vacuum-sealed eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	maroon LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	shaking miser's therapeutic eldritch hammer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	super-sized stale gray eldritch mushroom	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	skewed eldritch ichor	0		
9334	tasty big blue eldritch mushroom pizza	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	shaking eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	twirling eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	chilled warmed eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	ghostly HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	skewed Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	ghostly Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	huge bottlecap	0		
9344	mirror discarded button	0		
9345	skewed Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	maroon Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	tumbling pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	mirror bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	yellow bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	yellow bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	cyan fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	blurry olive pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	skewed squat imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	delicious literal grasshopper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	fancy artisanal strong double entendre	5	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	hand-crafted strong wobbly Phlegethon	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	special artisanal blurry Siberian sunrise	4	EPIC	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	artisanal jittery mentholated wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	drinkable low tide martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	hand-crafted shroomtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	tolerable morning dew	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	mediocre whiskey squeeze	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	lousy great fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	tolerable Gnomish sagngria	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	acceptable vodka stinger	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	lousy triple-distilled red extremely slippery nipple	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	fancy artisanal piscatini	3	EPIC	Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	perfectly mixed Churchill	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	practically non-alcoholic mediocre jittery soilzerac	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	lousy London frog	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	spirit-forward enchanted acceptable nothingtini	5	good	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	mediocre eighth plague	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	smooth irresponsibly strong single entendre	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	triple-distilled acceptable pulsating upside-down reverse Tantalus	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	mediocre watered-down blinking elemental caipiroska	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	high-proof drinkable Feliz Navidad	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	drinkable Bloody Nora	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	mediocre watered-down moreltini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	tolerable fancy hell in a bucket	3	good	Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	delicious practically non-alcoholic skewed Newark	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	weak acceptable huge R'lyeh	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	drinkable weak Gnollish sangria	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	acceptable weak vodka barracuda	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	artisanal watered-down Mysterious Island iced tea	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	practically non-alcoholic acceptable drive-by shooting	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	fancy hand-crafted gunner's daughter	4	EPIC	Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	acceptable dirt julep	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed maroon Simepore slime	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	aged watered-down Phil Collins	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	twirling unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	ghostly toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	squat toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	wobbly exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	bouncing rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	narrow Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	yellow alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	moldy edible alien plant bit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	tumbling alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	altered shaking teal mirror alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	pulsating alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	jumbo tasty fancy bouncing alien meat	5	awesome	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	pickled alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	fuchsia tumbling spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	alkaline blurry narrow maroon alien medicine	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	moldy jumbo alien salad	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	lousy alien booze	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	lion tamer's brawny alien mask of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	tumbling Annie Oakley's baleful sage alien spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	executive censurious wholesome alien blowgun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	cyan wobbly smooth alien loincloth of the empath of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	ruddy occult Fonzie's alien totem	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	groovy beefcake's alien necklace of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	pulsating spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	hale dance instructor's spants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	squat shellacked spant shield of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	blinking frosty spant shoulderpads of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	aromatic ribald spant backplate	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	tumbling sinister spant spear of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	gray murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	double-tarnished murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	blurry tumbling murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	huge blurry murderbot mask of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	wet murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	blinking executive Temple Grandin's murderbot whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	huge olive beefy murderbot plasma rifle of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	twirling narrow space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	wobbly Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	mirror Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	spoiled immense Aldebaran sardines	6	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	hand-crafted Centauri fish wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	powdered squat oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	blurry cool beefy Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	blurry chaotic groovy Spacegate military insignia	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	mirror sharpshooter's arcane researcher's Spacegate diplomat's insignia of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	skewed Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	immense fancy bland alien sandwich	10	decent	Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	enhanced shaking Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 24
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	polymerized adjusted Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	non-adjusted improved magnetized ghostly mirror Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	wet Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	energized energized irradiated Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	activated quantum blinking Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	magnetized double-energized warmed spinning Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	moist galvanized upside-down upside-down Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	jumbo adequate spinning Affirmation Cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	shaking green License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	double-energized Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 26
9491	gray Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	blinking blue suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	tumbling family-friendly double-paned ruddy Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	irresponsibly strong tolerable narrow basic martini	8	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	artisanal practically non-alcoholic yellow improved martini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	lousy splendid martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	ghostly narrow can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	ghostly tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	mirror mirror gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	perfumed nasty Fonzie's plastic gundam	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	squat License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	squat Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	squat Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	jittery LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	green jittery Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	pulsating spinning L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	spinning Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	adequate bite-sized yellow meteoreo	1	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	tolerable tumbling meadeorite	4	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	rosewater-soaked resourceful meteortarboard of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	baleful Rosewater's meteorite guard of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	supercool meteorb of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	extremely unsafe Fonzie's asteroid belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	inspector's lard-coated energetic meteorthopedic shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	lime green narrow Rosewater's shooting morning star of the dark arts of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	yellow blurry Newton's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	blue pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	cyan pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	jittery pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	lime green dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	blurry squat hunk of granite	0		
9540	tumbling shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	maroon exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed DUFRESNE Suds	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	rock-hard groovy mafia pinky ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
9547	smooth blinking flask of port	3	awesome	
9548	bouncing smartaleck's contract enforcement stick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5
9549	huge fancy rotten Hide-rox&trade; cookie	10	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	fortified bad jug of booze	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	super-polarized oxidized jittery pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	polymerized quadruple-liquefied mirror bouncing cyan spinning temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	dried shaking green squat glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	electrified new habit	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	censurious deadly smartaleck's pearl necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	blinking O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	twirling perfumed scorching frosty protection stick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
9563	ionized moist super-denatured yellow roll of meat	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 41
9564	yellow tumbling occult mafia thumb ring of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
9565	warmed cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	foul-smelling dance instructor's mafia middle finger ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	flame-retardant toasty resourceful smooth steel drivin' hammer	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	ribald groovy mafia pointer finger ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	sage worksite credentials	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
9571	fireproof ribald occult extremely unsafe negotiatin' hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	blurry pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	tumbling lightning-fast double-paned mafia wedding ring	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
9576	veiny mafia organizer badge	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	tumbling transparent nog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	tiny bland ghostly unfinished fruitcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	non-diffused skewed and cracker	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	tolerable triple-distilled blinking neg grog	9	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	rotten half double fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	spoiled small mirror hushed puppy	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	thick moldy muffled muffuletta	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	massive decent shushed potatoes	8	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	personal trainer's plastic mime functionary	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	miser's plastic mime scientist	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	pulsating Lo Pan's plastic mime soldier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	Van der Graaf plastic mime executive	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	lion tamer's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	triple-cold-filtered wishbone	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	lousy irresponsibly strong huge Racisto Ruidoso	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	tasty bran muffin	3	awesome	
9598	rotten blueberry muffin	3	crappy	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	upside-down silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	upside-down silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	upside-down silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	purple silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	shaking silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	twirling silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	spinning silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	tumbling ghostly silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	jittery silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	hand-crafted distilled stale cheer wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	stale stale Cheer-E-Os	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	lard-coated chaotic cheerful antler hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	narrow aromatic Da Vinci's cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	ribald cheerful pajama pants of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	narrow blue The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	wobbly mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	weak acceptable blurry spinning executive mime flask	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	spoiled nega-mushroom	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	bad nega-mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	enhanced Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	bland upside-down mime army rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	perfectly mixed ghostly fuchsia mime army wine	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	distilled bouncing mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	non-pressed pulsating mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	wool padded miming beret	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	green knitted vibrating miming shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	gray Temple Grandin's miming corduroys of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	auspicious gravedigger's miming boots	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	sharpshooter's Samson's miming gloves	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	ionized blue digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	sage mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	skewed mime army insignia (espionage) of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	huge mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	chaotic thinker's mime army infiltration glove	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	green cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	upside-down fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	super-sized flavorless extra-toasted half sandwich	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	hand-crafted skewed mulled hobo wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	flame-wreathed rock-hard dance instructor's burning paper hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	spinning up-at-dawn ribald brainy burning cape	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	nasty hardy educational burning paper slippers	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	inspector's dog trainer's burning paper jorts of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	tumbling coward's Van der Graaf burning paper crane of incineration	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	pulsating tumbling deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	scandalous lion tamer's broken champagne bottle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	squat padded tinsel tights of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	double-paned knitted wad of used tape of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	Usain Bolt's auspicious smartaleck's sage silent nightlight	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	concentrated sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 36
9697	nitrogenated pressed Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 64
9698	dry blinking hot button candy	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 62
9699	deadly makeshift garbage shirt of the empath of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	family-friendly Temple Grandin's novelty monorail ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	dried gray shaking huge pills	1		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 40
9702	diluted furry pill	1		
9703	denatured bouncing beefy pill	1		
9704	dried blurry pulsating excitement pill	1		
9705	altered fuchsia vitamin G pill	1		
9706	altered lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 45
9707	altered wobbly wobbly dieting pill	1		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	narrow How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	teal Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	jittery wobbly Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	maroon Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	reassuring wholesome genie's turbane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	lightning-fast sizzling genie's scimitar	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	squat auspicious genie's pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	teal stanky deadly genie's bracers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	jittery stanky psychic's circlet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	dog trainer's psychic's crystal ball of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	manspreader's steel-toed psychic's pslacks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	huge Sinatra's stylish psychic's amulet	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	delicious teal heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	spoiled Swedish massage fish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	acceptable spinning Third Base	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	lousy Bustle Hustler	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	quadruple-anodized ionized ghostly Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	denatured twirling blinking Bettie page	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	galvanized twirling pulsating tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	dry skewed heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	shaking eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	ghostly Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	gray Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	modified quantum tumbling rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 20
9744	magnetized ionized mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 38
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	extra-moist improved yellow rhinestone	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 31
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	tumbling pulsating metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	mirror bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	yellow ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	Team Avarice cap of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
9755	upside-down greedy Team Sloth cap	0		Meat Drop: +20
9756	stanky Team Wrath cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
9757	lard-coated Mu cap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	shaking packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	wobbly Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	squat Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	twirling Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	teal mirror Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	bouncing Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	tumbling Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	blinking Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	blinking Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	wobbly Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	twirling twirling Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	red Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	mirror Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	spinning blinking Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	blurry Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	upside-down Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	teal Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	narrow Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	upside-down Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	upside-down Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	squat Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	upside-down Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	purple Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	lime green ghostly Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	squat blinking Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	jittery pulsating Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	narrow spinning Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	pulsating luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	teal muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	pulsating smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	diluted magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	altered squat pulsating brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 40
9830	dried glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 25
9831	denatured scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 25
9832	twisted tumbling pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	denatured lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 10
9834	boiled gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	wobbly FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	pulsating reassuring clever hardy FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	green double-paned FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	upside-down aromatic FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	red wizardly FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	boxer's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of extreme caution of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +60
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	huge LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	wobbly olive My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	skewed dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	huge cyan poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	squat to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	colloidal narrow universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	bland FantasyRealm turkey leg	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	weak lousy gray FantasyRealm mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	lime green Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	blurry arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	bland druidic s'more	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	altered spinning sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	mediocre mourning wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	narrow sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	spinning map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	spinning map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	yummy denastified haunch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	tolerable irresponsibly strong bad rum and good cola	6	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	warmed bouncing Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	Samson's thinker's leggings of the Spider Queen of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	toasty medical-grade Master Thief's utility belt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	deadly Herculean brawny Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	frightening Dragonscale breastplate of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	rosewater-soaked scandalous Tesla belt of Ogrekind	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	padded Sinatra's stylish The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	jittery executive educational nozzle of the Phoenix of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	personal trainer's the Archwizard's briefs of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	censurious medical-grade the Ley Incursion's waist of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	Da Vinci's shield of the Skeleton Lord of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	brainy ring of the Skeleton Lord of the brute of temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	mirror vibrating sinister weightlifter's scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	executive double-paned experienced deadfall branch of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
9894	mirror squat red flame-retardant rock-hard occult Samson's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	jittery dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	artisanal two meat muck	3	EPIC	
9899	yummy chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	awesome	
9900	normal massive chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	10	good	
9901	spoiled enchanted snack-sized green chocolate Spider Queen	2	crappy	Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 15
9902	aged practically non-alcoholic hipster cocktail	1	awesome	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	huge God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	blinking God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	bouncing A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	wobbly crude oil congealer	0		
9915	bland super-sized good guava	5	decent	
9916	mediocre gin and ginger	4	decent	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	compressed upside-down olive gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	boiled Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	modified huge Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	skewed spinning Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	diluted blurry Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	tumbling gray Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	teal Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	squat bouncing blinking executive healthy shellacked Newton's Brutal brogues	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	double-paned supercharged extremely unsafe Draftsman's driving gloves of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: 70, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	ghostly therapeutic Nouveau nosering of James Dean of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	extra-wet lime green sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	denatured anodized boiling broth	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	super-activated adjusted interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	ghostly Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	huge Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	zippy PARTY HARD T-shirt of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	huge Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	high-proof special tolerable pulsating Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	8	good	Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	green tumbling pentagram bandana of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	electrified skull ring	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	fuchsia electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	diet decent PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	huge green electrified Oprah's dorky glasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	huge nasty ponytail clip of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	double-paned paint palette	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	cyan unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	boiled blurry Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	squat bouncing dangerous cosmetic football	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	stylish shoe ad T-shirt of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	nitrogenated chilled runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	pulsating greedy curative noticeable pumps	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	lousy special everfull glass	3	???	Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	blurry tumbling jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	brawny thinker's denim jacket	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	miser's ratty knitted cap of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	twirling wicked sage intimidating chainsaw	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	practically non-alcoholic acceptable party beer bomb	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	toothsome bite-sized maroon sweet party mix	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	dried pulsating party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	chilly energetic party pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	blue greedy mansplainer's supercool party whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	watered-down drinkable TRIO cup of beer	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	adequate low-calorie party platter for one	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	distilled narrow Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	gray party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	pulsating studded party crasher of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	wobbly Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	narrow wobbly latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	upside-down voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	blue double-paned &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	squat absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	fireproof dangerous snakeskin thighboots	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	snakeskin cowboy hat of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	hardy forbidden snakeskin jacket	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	blinking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	bouncing slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	tumbling red friendly Herculean beefy slime waders	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	perfumed sinister beefcake's slime fedora	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	huge flame-wreathed MacGyver's strapping slime knuckles	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	fuchsia spinning nasty Van der Graaf shellacked government-issued slacks	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	double-paned vibrating forbidden government-issued eyeshade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	upside-down Lo Pan's dance instructor's government-issued necktie of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	aromatic stiffened educational mutant arm	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	chaotic mutant legs of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	miser's Da Vinci's groovy mutant crown	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	yummy ghostly ectoplasm	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	stale huge	10	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	mediocre special bottle of vodka	4	decent	Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	jumbo enchanted decent upside-down pizza	5	good	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	acceptable martini	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	toothsome cherry pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	tolerable skewed eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	huge glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	moldy snack-sized mirror Hell ramen	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	tolerable fortified pulsating gimlet	5	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	tolerable boozy twice-haunted screwdriver	5	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	spoiled candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	artisanal runny fermented egg	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	rotten bouncing oldcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	stale spinning traditional Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	red sage plastic wild beaver	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	jittery Jim Carey's plastic reindeer	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	skewed cyan supercharged plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	cyan plastic orphan of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	blurry blue medical-grade plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	huge yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	pulsating Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	ghostly Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	medical-grade pristine walrus tusk of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	wobbly vibrating wicked Socratic Staff of Frozen Lard of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	adequate grilled mooseflank	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	normal wobbly moosemeat pie	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	MacGyver's balanced antler	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	quilted dam	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	strong drinkable beavermouth	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	strong mediocre beaver punch (papaya)	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	artisanal beaver punch (peach)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	bad weak shaking beaver punch (cherry)	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	Van der Graaf Canadian lantern of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	curative muskox-skin cap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	tasty glass of raw eggs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	bad irresponsibly strong punch-drunk punch	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	denatured spinning green squat body spradium	1		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	wholesome bauxite beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	fuchsia skewed personal trainer's bauxite boxers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	miser's fireproof supercharged beefcake's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of dire peril	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	skewed maroon sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	adequate sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	rosewater-soaked smelly red-hot sausage fork	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	yellow bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	shaking sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	purple jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	tumbling Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	tolerable watered-down beer	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	toothsome yule gruel	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	perfectly mixed hot watered rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	acceptable bottle of Crimbognac	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	super-sized moldy Crimboysters Rockefeller	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	altered green Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	blurry Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	tumbling Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	blinking Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	wobbly Temple Grandin's Tesla Crimbolex watch of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	electrified supercool hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
10082	Jim Carey's stiffened chalk chlamys	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	tumbling upside-down reassuring hale chalk chain	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	cyan scandalous chaotic chalk chalice	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	brainy chalk chinos of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's chalk chapeau	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	Temple Grandin's chalk choker of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	dehydrated mirror chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	adjusted denatured blurry candy chalk	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 11
10090	pulsating hardy beefy marble maebari	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	inspector's marble mantle of the detective	0		Item Drop: 35, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	blinking upside-down baleful wicked marble magnet	0		Spell Damage: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	banded experienced marble mignonette bowl	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	teal friendly ruddy marble medallion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	prompt lion tamer's marble mariachi hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	pickled jittery marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	non-irradiated ghostly shaking Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 19
10098	Rosewater's punching bag of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	smartaleck's pith helmet of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	blinking executive flame-wreathed poncho	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	ribald Jack Frost's pendant	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	lightning-fast quilted palazzos	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	cyan Sherlock's pseudoaccordion of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	mixed skewed pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	pressed blue Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 32
10106	wool stiffened terra cotta truss	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	strapping terra cotta trousers of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	ghostly perfumed wicked terra cotta tongs	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	Usain Bolt's foul-smelling terra cotta train	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	experienced terra cotta tie tack of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	terra cotta tambourine of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	altered blurry terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	deionized improved blurry red huge terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 27
10114	blurry ribald velour voulge of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	blinking forbidden slick velour vambraces	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	toasty beefy velour veil	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	stanky Sinatra's velour viscometer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	twirling ghostly miser's velour valise of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	maroon squat dangerous velour vaqueros of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	vaporized squat velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	Vulcanized narrow Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 46
10122	electrified Herculean glass suspenders	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	family-friendly Socratic glass shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	narrow wicked glass stetson of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	gravedigger's glass spectacles	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	double-paned manspreader's glass shiv	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	huge Sinatra's educational glass serape	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	dried shaking glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	polymerized polymerized hard candy	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 55
10130	auspicious Oprah's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	scandalous medical-grade loofah lei	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	jittery double-paned loofah lederhosen of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	teal spinning Newton's loofah ladle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	smelly Jack Frost's loofah legwarmers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	manspreader's loofah lavalier of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	powdered blurry loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	enhanced tumbling chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 54
10138	miser's flagstone flag of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	stanky sizzling flagstone flail	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	Van der Graaf supercool flagstone flip-flops	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	scandalous resourceful flagstone fez	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	smartaleck's flagstone fleece of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	extremely unsafe Samson's flagstone fringe	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	mixed blurry narrow flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	improved oxidized super-altered Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
10146	olive elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	clever cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	double-unsweetened alkaline oxidized tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	compressed prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	green inspector's tailored vest	0		Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	tumbling really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	veiny elf army poncho	0		Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	decent miniature narrow elf army field rations	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	cyan gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	censurious resourceful discarded bowtie	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	weak drinkable pulsating martiny	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	wet Vulcanized mirror licorice snake	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 58
10161	anodized quadruple-flattened triple-wet virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 56
10162	super-pressed mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 19
10163	polymerized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 62
10164	electrified bouncing red Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 31
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	foul-smelling therapeutic Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	purple blood bag	0		
10169	yummy small squat bloodstick	2	awesome	
10170	lousy bottle of Sanguiovese	3	decent	
10171	rotten jittery actual blood sausage	4	crappy	
10172	practically non-alcoholic lousy mulled blood	1	decent	
10173	spoiled miniature blood snowcone	2	crappy	
10174	artisanal Red Russian	4	EPIC	
10175	moldy small blood roll-up	2	crappy	
10176	tolerable bottle of blood	4	good	
10177	normal diet lime green blood-soaked sponge cake	1	good	
10178	hand-crafted vampagne	4	EPIC	
10179	stale small plain snowcone	2	decent	
10180	wobbly Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	gray money bag	0		
10183	jittery tumbling money bag	0		
10184	blue Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	spinning bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	tumbling purple blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	narrow gravedigger's stanky wizardly PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	fuchsia compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	purple curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	decent crabsicle	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	mediocre irresponsibly strong bottle of dark rhum	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	drinkable bottle of extra-dark rhum	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	bad tumbling bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	dry pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	conquistador's breastplate of horror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	educational pirate pantaloons of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	ghostly [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	teal signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	blurry maroon windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	bouncing wool Temple Grandin's pirate radio ring	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	tasty thick pineapple slab	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	bland hibiscus petal	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	colloidal polymerized huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	mixed pulsating ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	wobbly Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	upside-down Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	dried red pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	teal Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	upside-down PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	cyan boxer's plush sea serpent	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	stale green pirate fork	4	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	wobbly avaricious auspicious piratical blunderbuss	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	wobbly tumbling rosewater-soaked stylish PirateRealm party hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	aged triple-distilled Island Landslide	9	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	watered-down lousy Island Thunderstorm	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	perfectly mixed upside-down Island Hurricane	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	mediocre Skull Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	aged triple-distilled Electric Punch	6	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	weak acceptable Smuggler's Punch	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	lousy high-proof Scorpion Bowl	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Turtle Bowl	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	acceptable Cobra Bowl	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	medical-grade vampyric cloake of Tarzan of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	vacuum-sealed tarnished vacuum-sealed olive one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 13
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	pulsating overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	cyan Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	upside-down Jack Frost's ruddy Samson's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	red jittery bouncing huge Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	Usain Bolt's inspector's auspicious dog trainer's coward's mansplainer's steel-toed padded forbidden thinker's hewn moon-rune spoon of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -5, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: 25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	pulsating cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	supercool Beach Comb of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	ghostly teal grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	spinning tumbling small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	spinning pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	huge empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	aerosolized shaking magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	galvanized quadruple-flattened narrow cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	liquefied gray seashell	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	magnetized seashell	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	enhanced moist blinking purple seashell	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	twirling twirling bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	lousy bottle of sea wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	altered narrow huge olive kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	twirling toasty nippy Tesla rosy-cheeked studded sinister wicked grievous driftwood hat of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: 15, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	rosewater-soaked reassuring knitted Jeselnik's chaotic medical-grade stiffened driftwood pants of the dark arts of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	executive family-friendly rosewater-soaked fireproof nasty experienced driftwood bracelet of the cougar of the scaredy-cat of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	blinking tumbling double-paned quilted waders of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	lard-coated medical-grade spearfish fishing spear of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	cyan grievous supercool brainy rabbitfish fin	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	gray blurry piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	reassuring Rosewater's pirate cutlass of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	stanky manspreader's Tesla tricorn hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	spinning rosewater-soaked lard-coated swash buckle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	smelly meteorite earring of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	tumbling prompt educational meteorite necklace of the businessman	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	wobbly sizzling stiffened educational meteorite ring	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	flattened triple-galvanized Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 48
10290	moist adjusted shaking narrow chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 22
10291	steel-toed padded wicked driftwood beach comb	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	huge greedy whittled tiara of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	vibrating wholesome Fonzie's whittled shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	supercharged ruddy whittled flail of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	sinister extremely unsafe whittled wand of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	up-at-dawn Van der Graaf whittled flute of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	lightning-fast whittled bear figurine of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	hardy fortified forbidden whittled owl figurine	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	lightning-fast veiny boxer's whittled fox figurine	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	blinking up-at-dawn thinker's whittled walking stick of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	jumbo decent campfire hot dog	5	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	delicious narrow campfire baked potato	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	rotten shaking campfire s'more	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	super-sized spoiled campfire beans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	super-sized bland blue campfire stew	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	double-flattened leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 51
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	narrow teal campfire smoke	0		
10314	jittery Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	mirror signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	pulsating Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	normal mirror space chowder	3	good	
10321	high-proof mediocre gray space wine	9	decent	
10322	mirror teal The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	twirling Law of Averages	0		
10332	huge Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	knitted nasty sinister Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	ghostly unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	bland bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	normal snack-sized flan del mar	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	stale yellow Baja sopapilla	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	blue lion tamer's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	shaking plastic sea elf of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	veiny plastic yuleviathan	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	stanky plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	pulsating plastic Dolph Bossin of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	adequate ghostly mana-coated yams	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	flavorless tiny spinning mana-basted tofurkey leg	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bland tiny gray mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	delicious mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	triple-electrified quadruple-anodized ghostly patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	pickled ghostly industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	polymerized moist unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	mixed tumbling green spinning vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	distilled blinking a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	quantum deionized quantum wobbly organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	hand-crafted teal boot flask	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	super-frozen deionized infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	distilled fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	gigantic flavorless fuchsia guffin	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	boiled mirror Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	diluted lime green pulsating non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	cold-filtered nitrogenated peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	cold-filtered chilled skewed Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	chilled blurry extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	maroon bouncing envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	vaporized shaking livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	ghostly micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	distilled blinking beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	maroon chilly grievous oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	skewed peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	galvanized purple concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	polymerized irradiated ghostly liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	squat map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	stylish Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	blinking The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	squat The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	wobbly soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	frozen chilled salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	wobbly yellow vibrating banded ribbon candy ascot	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	purple intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	anemoney clip of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	twisted lime green super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	up-at-dawn auspicious Lo Pan's icing poncho	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	ghostly Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	aerosolized lime green huge glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	flame-retardant Mer-kin rollpin of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	narrow tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	decent snack-sized bowl of mernudo	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	irresponsibly strong bad fishelada	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	flavorless olive jittery ojo de pez burrito	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	purple waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	padded brawny nutcracker hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	skewed mirror nutcracker waistcoat of dire peril of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	bouncing wholesome nutcracker pants of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	mansplainer's beefcake's nutcracker boots	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	red hardened smartaleck's nutcracker sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	skewed upside-down tumbling occult nutcracker drumstick of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	clever rock-hard nutcracker beard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	manspreader's cool nutcracker cape	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	nutcracker epaulets of Gandalf of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	bland immense salt plum	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	miniature normal and bean	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	ghostly twirling Sherlock's beefcake's kelp-holly gun of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	Yuleviathan necklace of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	lard-coated grievous peppermint spine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	chilly hale soggy elf shoes	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	olive Jeselnik's careful Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	censurious kelp-holly drape of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	lightning-fast flame-retardant sinister Staff of the Peppermint Twist of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	immense rotten fuchsia narrow tempura and bean	7	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	acceptable salt plum sake	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	tarnished yellow pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	polarized irradiated squat almond	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 30
10429	Vulcanized magnetized handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	skewed jittery nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	frightening veiny Retrospecs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	wobbly Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	blinking mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	flame-retardant smelly dog trainer's Powerful Glove of temperance of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	clever sage Drip harness of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +60
10442	gray huge smartaleck's drippy truncheon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	flavorless drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	artisanal spinning glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	moldy drippy caviar	4	drippy	
10448	moldy drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	careful drippy stake	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	bouncing drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	blurry blue drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	extra-denatured diffused blurry spinning maroon fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 34
10459	wet moist squat healthy juice	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 31
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	red hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	bouncing fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	blue spinning boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	quilted cape	0		Damage Absorption: +40
10467	lard-coated back shell of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	tumbling bony back shell of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	improved pulsating blooper ink	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 29
10475	coin	0		
10476	yellow rubber doll head	0		
10477	green rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	skewed plastic doll legs	0		
10480	cyan jittery rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	bouncing packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	spinning plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	red huge free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	pulsating immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	spoiled low-calorie green mushroom filet	1	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	huge blurry mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	boiled mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	hand-crafted mushroom whiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	skewed blue executive electrified rock-hard mushroom cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	energetic stiffened fortified forbidden mushroom shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	smartaleck's groovy wizardly mushroom pants of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: 40, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	purple horrifying energetic veiny arcane researcher's mushroom badge	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	bouncing plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	moist huge piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	bouncing kettle bell of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	yellow glued-together crystal ball of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	narrow educational martini dregs	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	hardy flickering flashlight	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	extremely unsafe crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	family-friendly flimsy ski pole	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	blurry beefcake's discarded finger painting	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	educational pizza box	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	greedy supercharged chipped coffee mug	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	olive smartaleck's Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	cyan drippy seed	0		
10515	twirling drippy grub	0		
10516	yellow skewed drippy bezoar	0		
10517	red wobbly Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	purple drippy flux	0		
10524	fuchsia drippy stein	0		
10525	practically non-alcoholic acceptable drippy pilsner	1	drippy	
10526	bouncing drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	teal rock-hard gory drippy orb	0		Damage Reduction: 5
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	greedy arcane researcher's Guzzlr tablet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	teal Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	jittery Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	green Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	blurry Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	grievous Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	lousy Ghiaccio Colada	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	delicious Sourfinger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	perfectly mixed skewed Nog-on-the-Cob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	acceptable Steamboat	4	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	hand-crafted Buttery Boy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	stanky padded clown car key	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	ghostly nasty sizzling Fonzie's batting cage key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	auspicious curative aqu&iacute; of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	perfumed flame-retardant lard-coated knob labinet key	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	aromatic stanky dance instructor's weremoose key	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	narrow lime green peg key of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	therapeutic kekekey	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	bouncing extremely unsafe rabbit's foot key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	tumbling personal trainer's knob shaft skate key of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	electrified rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's ice key	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	razor-sharp anchovy can key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	dog trainer's Lo Pan's cactus key	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	Sinatra's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	flame-retardant treasure chest key of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	pulsating upside-down twirling horrifying ruddy demonic key of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	Temple Grandin's key sausage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	fuchsia wholesome knob treasury key of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	upside-down tumbling ruddy smartaleck's scrap key of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	flame-retardant Oprah's rose key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	squat blue wizardly music box key	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	blurry red lightning-fast actual skeleton key of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	fuchsia supercharged educational deep-fried key of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	blurry Temple Grandin's discarded bike lock key of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	bouncing Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	triple-magnetized marshroom	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 31
10573	shaking bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	green drippy candy bar	0		
10576	pressed deionized bouncing salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 46
10577	double-warmed ionized twirling maroon writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 62
10578	oxidized spinning gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 62
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	wobbly dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	lime green packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	bouncing SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	wholesome sage birch battery	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	ebony epee of the brute of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	zippy Da Vinci's thinker's weeping willow wand	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	fireproof coward's steel-toed beechwood blowgun	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	frightening vibrating hale maple magnet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	reassuring ribald hardened hemlock helm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	ghostly fuchsia nasty sinister balsam barrel of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	aerosolized colloidal teal redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	scorching purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	supercharged quilted occult Samson's wormwood wedding ring of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	upside-down Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	upside-down lion tamer's ert grey goo ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	triple-cold-filtered Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	altered Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	tasty Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	spinning Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	galvanized narrow Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	spinning coward's hale Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	pulsating shaking Jim Carey's stylish Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	fuchsia frightening Yeg's Motel slippers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	yellow Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	pulsating frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	purple uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	upside-down purple nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	purple onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	narrow pulsating onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	green onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	twirling onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	yellow alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	wobbly alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	wobbly fortified weightlifter's Cargo Cultist Shorts of Gandalf of incineration	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	jittery complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	bad flask of moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	Fonzie's Newton's sea-worn candlestick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	energized cold-filtered skewed null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	half-sized rotten chocolate chip muffin	2	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	olive Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	red box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	skewed lime green subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	pressed gray fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	ionized quadruple-ionized blurry boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	unsweetened blue cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	dry shaking overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	concentrated cold-filtered blinking spinning hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	improved yellow hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Book of Old-Timey Carols of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	up-at-dawn Crimbo smile	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	activated warmed dry mirror candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	oxidized vacuum-sealed spinning sugar	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	frozen olive multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	lime green twirling plastic Crimbo caroler of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	wobbly Jim Carey's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	sage plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	resourceful plastic Mirth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	twirling plastic Penny of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	upside-down overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	blinking personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	blue neck wreath of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	narrow shining star cap of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	censurious nativity shorts	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	wobbly squat wool Oprah's myrrh pouch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	huge jittery hardened frankincenser of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's gilded trumpet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	wobbly dangerous &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	wine carrier of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	bouncing therapeutic candy bucket	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	polymerized prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	wet improved wobbly imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	unsweetened ghostly wobbly hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	pulsating huge blue government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	spinning Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	wobbly food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	ghostly candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	upside-down maroon forbidden fruit bat of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	personal trainer's Da Vinci's tinsel orb	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	maroon censurious careful snowpack	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	gray supercharged brawny Satan hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	horrifying rock-hard Crimbo stockings	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	zippy boxer's poncho de azucar	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	blue jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	tasty and pepper (stale)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	delicious upside-down cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	twirling nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	huge goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed barrel-aged eggnog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	bland hand-crafted candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	bland lime green bouncing drive-thru burger	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Boulevardier cocktail	1	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	concentrated Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	moldy tiny bowl full of jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	mediocre blinking huge Eye and a Twist	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	dry Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	blurry packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	twirling crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	narrow spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	skewed maroon robo-battery	0		
10736	spinning Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	wet battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	unsweetened cold-filtered narrow battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	moist olive battery (D)	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	cold-filtered energized battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	nitrogenated battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	quantum battery (car)	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	twirling marshmallow	0		
10747	weak bad marshmallow bomb	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	upside-down shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	colloidal fuchsia narrow ghostly short beer	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	quadruple-polarized irradiated shaking bouncing short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	Vulcanized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	extra-ionized flattened upside-down short glass of water	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	alkaline short	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	lime green Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	blurry narrow boxer's familiar scrapbook of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	bouncing medical-grade padded Socratic fedora-mounted fountain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	huge Usain Bolt's beefy sombrero-mounted sparkler of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	horrifying MacGyver's porkpie-mounted popper of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	pulsating rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	huge rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	bite-sized flavorless fire crackers	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	maroon fortified slick Catherine Wheel	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	squat rosy-cheeked razor-sharp rocket boots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	avaricious wool sparkler	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	polarized Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	quadruple-galvanized fuchsia The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	pickled squat Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	pressed Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	oxidized twirling Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	blinking bouncing Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked extra-large utility candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	upside-down inspector's runed taper candle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	aromatic novelty sparkling candle of the ox of the cougar	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	rosy-cheeked thinker's Abracandalabra	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	scandalous Annie Oakley's extra-wide head candle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	colloidal yellow natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	magnetized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	double-boiled banana candle	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	triple-moist dry pulsating skewed ear candle	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	pickled energized bouncing votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	squat water candle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	B. L. A. R. T. of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	yellow rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	reassuring knitted Jim Carey's studded fortified industrial fire extinguisher of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: 140, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	blinking French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	Sherlock's deadly Daylight Shavings Helmet of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	tasty small skewed bread man	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	moldy ghostly plain candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	toothsome flour cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	rosewater-soaked plastic food lab	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	banded plastic nog lab	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	upside-down plastic chem lab of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	extremely unsafe plastic primary lab	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	shaking bouncing energetic plastic Cheer Core	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	chaotic forbidden ice crown of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	huge flame-retardant horrifying quilted jeans	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	greedy miser's hardened ice wrap	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: 30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	decent shaking pulsating tofu pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	normal bowl of prescription candy	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	immense adequate fishcake	10	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	bland thick mirror bone broth	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	rotten star pop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	smooth Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	bad practically non-alcoholic gray Doc's Smartifying Wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	perfectly mixed Doc's Limbering Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	delicious practically non-alcoholic Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	mixed green upside-down Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	powdered Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	pickled Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dried Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	polarized moist pulsating huge anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	activated red anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	denatured pressed bouncing anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	modified improved anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	dry cold-filtered double-cold-filtered anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	quadruple-cold-filtered boiled dry anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	artisanal jittery Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	yummy bite-sized bread pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	tolerable triple-distilled clear Russian	6	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	blinking skewed gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	olive gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	spinning goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	cyan therapeutic cozy scarf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	immense tasty tumbling shaking huge Crimbo cookie	10	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	diffused bouncing squat fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	banded third ear	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	mirror experienced peppermint-scented socks	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	mirror the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	teal projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	energetic depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	half-sized adequate &quot;caramel&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	smartaleck's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	brawny carnivorous potted plant	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	mirror yule hatchet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	thick moldy lab-grown meat	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	shaking huge fireproof fleece	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	twirling nasty pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	smooth can of mixed everything of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	spinning Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	yummy pulsating meatball	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	jittery cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	dried narrow fried air	1		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	powdered ghostly astral energy drink	1		
10884	skewed mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	Tesla magnifying glass of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	high-proof hand-crafted void lager	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	rotten miniature void burger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	squat void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	upside-down greasy ruddy weightlifter's void shard of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	maroon mirror cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	skewed occult combat lover's locket	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	jittery Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	teal jittery grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	knitted unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the cougar of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +3
10900	mirror MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	blinking MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	adjusted polymerized wobbly emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	occult survival knife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	crank-powered radio on a lanyard of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	friendly headlamp	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	upside-down Sherlock's careful thermal blanket of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	atlas of local maps of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	energized spare battery	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	enhanced double-wet single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	galvanized oxidized tumbling gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	jumbo rotten 20-lb can of rice and beans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	tumbling bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	decent fancy expired MRE	4	good	Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	bland low-calorie cool mint precipice bar	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	normal big carrot cake precipice bar	5	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	huge mirror packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	blinking aromatic sizzling June cleaver of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	perfectly mixed fortified skewed Dad's brandy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	Temple Grandin's teacher's pen of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	stale shaking fire-roasted lake trout	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	massive stale shaking guilty sprout	10	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	tumbling frosty fortified mother's necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	non-aerosolized liquefied trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	concentrated savings bond	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	compressed skewed purple spinning sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	olive stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	jittery thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	savvy pterodactyl rifle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	ghostly flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	warmed Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 39
10942	upside-down dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	wobbly rock-hard camouflage vest	0		Damage Reduction: 5
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	teal skewed valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	huge coward's Annie Oakley's energetic awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20
10948	fuchsia medical-grade reflective vest	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
10949	steel-toed dinosaur	0		Damage Reduction: 9
10950	twirling Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	spinning skewed shaking energetic stylish Jurassic Parka	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	jittery autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	energized autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	artisanal AutumnFest ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	up-at-dawn miser's weightlifter's autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	clever brawny stylish beefy autumn debris shield	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	toothsome autumn-spice donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	galvanized autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	red Oprah's wholesome experienced autumn leaf pendant	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	powdered autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	chilled vacuum-sealed autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	cyan familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	watered-down perfectly mixed Oopsie IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	upside-down mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	blinking Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	stale ratatouille de Jarlsberg	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	stale miniature Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	rotten roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	rotten jumbo St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	miniature adequate bouncing ghostly Pete's wiley whey bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	decent Pete's rich ricotta	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	hand-crafted Boris's beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	stale pulsating cyan honey bun of Boris	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	moldy Boris's bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	twirling blue Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	moldy baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	bite-sized bland plain calzone	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	moldy bouncing roasted vegetable focaccia	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	decent huge olive Pizza of Legend	9	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	decent Calzone of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	purple Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	shaking cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	huge Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	adequate Deep Dish of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	Lo Pan's prohie's hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	wet quadruple-warmed polarized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	tumbling huge nippy chaotic Charleston shoes	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	squat hale strapping rare oboe	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	educational bullet necklace of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	moldy special tumbling swamp haunch	3	crappy	Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	squat Sinatra's gator shades of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	lousy Charleston Choo-Choo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	perfectly mixed special practically non-alcoholic teal Velvet Veil	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	lousy boozy Marltini	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	strong perfectly mixed Strong, Silent Type	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	fancy hand-crafted wobbly Mysterious Stranger	3	EPIC	Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	weak drinkable Champagne Shimmy	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	studded padded ceramic cestus	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	hardened Da Vinci's Rosewater's ceramic centurion shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	scandalous toasty ceramic celery grater	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	reassuring wicked ceramic celsiturometer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	foul-smelling lion tamer's ceramic cerecloth belt of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	smelly steel-toed Rosewater's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	mixed twirling skewed ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	moist wet narrow extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 51
11028	executive foul-smelling ruddy chiffon chevrons	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	friendly smartaleck's chiffon chapeau of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	knitted careful crafty chiffon chamberpot	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	narrow beefcake's chiffon chemise of doom of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	wicked Herculean stylish chiffon chakram	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	hardy padded chiffon chaps of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	mixed shaking chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	boiled dry olive chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 39
11036	spoiled diet narrow chocomotive	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	snack-sized moldy freightcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	tolerable maroon cabooze	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	blinking plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	yellow Da Vinci's plastic passenger car	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	purple plastic dining car of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	veiny plastic coal car of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	experienced plastic locomotive	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	blinking Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	squat pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	chilled modified Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35
11051	tarnished dry Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 38
11052	galvanized colloidal unsweetened Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 66
11053	energized mirror jittery Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 42
11054	pressed Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16
11055	deionized mirror blurry Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 51
11056	tumbling ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	Trainbot harness of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	pulsating Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	greedy head-mounted Trainbot of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	stanky Tesla leg-mounted Trainbots of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	auspicious groovy shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	blurry cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	watered-down tolerable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	small moldy olive honey-drenched ham slice	2	crappy	
11071	perfectly mixed mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	4	EPIC	
11072	normal blurry Crimbo food scraps	4	good	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	blue automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	narrow industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	snack-sized stale ghostly fuchsia steamed oyster	2	decent	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	jittery deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	wobbly crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	hand-crafted fortified Crimbosmopolitan	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	decent Crimbo dinner	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	huge The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	olive blinking unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	blinking grubby wool	0		
11092	narrow executive fortified extremely unsafe grubby wool hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +40
11093	upside-down ghostly flame-retardant grubby wool scarf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11094	Usain Bolt's ribald wizardly grubby wool trousers	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
11095	executive shellacked grievous slick grubby wool gloves	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
11096	tumbling grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	perfectly mixed nice warm beer	4	EPIC	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	shaking groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	modified gray fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	bouncing lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	tumbling stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	fancy rotten pixel bread	4	crappy	Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35
11113	aged pixel whiskey	3	awesome	
11114	skewed blurry pixel rock	0		
11115	huge S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	tumbling S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	pickled ghostly blue glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	pressed enhanced mushroom	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	galvanized ionized five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	yummy thick super good fruit	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dehydrated yellow energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	frosty personal trainer's hot pepper	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	diffused altered shaking out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	concentrated fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	tarnished flapper fly	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	drinkable weak bouncing shot of wasp venom	2	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	super-ionized concentrated wobbly filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	dry activated skewed shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	enhanced ionized pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	non-tarnished pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	extra-pickled double-magnetized purple angry agate	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	modified lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	bland shadow sausage	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	scorching brawny shadow skin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	non-polarized wobbly skewed shadow flame	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	rotten shadow bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	narrow shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	triple-distilled aged fancy huge shadow fluid	9	awesome	Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	huge shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	olive wobbly shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	spinning shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	watered-down mediocre mirror shadow venom	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	pickled mirror spinning fuchsia shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	studded savvy shadow stick of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	asbestos-lined extremely unsafe bat paw	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
11148	squat rock-hard uncursed bat paw	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11149	Jack Frost's stylish goblin cape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
11150	vibrating uncursed goblin cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
11151	savvy dragon wishbone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20
11152	hale uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Maximum HP: +20
11153	nasty razor-sharp stats of the ox of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11154	uncursed stats of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
11155	blurry rosy-cheeked sinister arcane orb	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
11156	sage uncursed arcane orb	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11157	extremely unsafe machete	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11158	nippy uncursed machete	0		Cold Damage: +10
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	zippy curative medallion of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11162	uncursed medallion of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
11163	blurry Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	tumbling Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	bouncing Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	pulsating shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	olive shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	lime green Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	fuchsia perfumed quilted Socratic shadow chef's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	spinning red experienced sage shadow trousers of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	Jeselnik's energetic shadow hammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	ghostly ribald hale Fonzie's shadow monocle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	cyan shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	decent shadow hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	acceptable shadow martini	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	twisted shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	ionized pickled shadow candy	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 53
11189	bouncing replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	teal replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	twirling replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	wool Van der Graaf Herculean replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	flame-retardant lard-coated replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	supercharged banded occult arcane researcher's replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	resourceful clever replica V for Vivala mask	0		Maximum MP: 70, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	skewed knitted Jeselnik's replica haiku katana of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	red replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	cyan Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's replica Elvish sunglasses of extreme caution of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	asbestos-lined fortified baleful replica Greatest American Pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5
11210	spinning replica organ grinder	0		
11211	experienced replica Juju Mojo Mask of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
11212	zippy chaotic replica Operation Patriot Shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	blurry scandalous mansplainer's forbidden replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	red blurry replica angel	0		
11216	deadly replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	ghostly replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	blurry cyan replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	miser's greasy razor-sharp Newton's Cincho de Mayo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	spinning replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	fuchsia replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	maroon replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	squat green replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	spinning replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	blurry replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	knitted sizzling chaotic replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	executive frightening cool beefy replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100
11242	wool stanky Jack Frost's dog trainer's forbidden Sinatra's sage slick strapping replica hewn moon-rune spoon of dire peril of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	maroon replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	red pulsating ribald sizzling shellacked replica Powerful Glove of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	dog trainer's smooth replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the ox of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20
11246	huge executive frosty Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's rock-hard replica industrial fire extinguisher of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	blinking frightening nippy replica Jurassic Parka	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	huge replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	upside-down reassuring clever sage replica Cincho de Mayo of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	lime green Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	gray blurry shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	frosty chaotic energetic personal trainer's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of Tarzan of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	bouncing green Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	Jack Frost's personal trainer's pro skateboard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	ghostly Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	wobbly Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	lard-coated dance instructor's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	improved frozen jittery scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	yellow Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	ghostly lime green Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	jittery Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	ionized scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	tumbling Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	acceptable ghostly Sexy Cosmo	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	mirror asbestos-lined stiffened red-soled high heels of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	stale blue twirling cyburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	reassuring ncle leg	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11287	olive Jack Frost's dance instructor's rutabuga bag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
11288	mesquito proboscis of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
11289	grievous senate fly thorax	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
11290	quadruple-magnetized blinking bug juice	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 52
11291	stylish spider leg	0		Moxie: +25
11292	energetic beetle antenna	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
11293	mantis skull of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
11294	corrupted spinning chitin powder	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 14
11295	ribald daddy shortlegs leg of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
11296	blue nasty studded birdybug antenna	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +5
11297	medical-grade kilopede skull of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11298	moist liquefied maroon haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 57
11299	enhanced chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 60
11300	yellow sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	green souvenir flag	0		
11303	twirling name change form	0		
11304	twirling replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	teal boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	adequate shaking watermelon	4	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	bouncing water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	decent blinking waffle	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	stiffened cat o' nine teeth of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	twirling prompt executive tooth cap	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	greedy groovy toothy trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	stale banana split	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	teal handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	hand-crafted bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	rosewater-soaked dangerous smooth baywatch	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	twirling consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	vaporized concentrated cooking	1		
11329	denatured meat	1		
11330	modified bouncing sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 25
11331	denatured hardening cream	1		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 50
11332	diluted pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	yellow book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	spinning book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	jittery map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	double-adjusted sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 22
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	banded rake	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	greedy autumnal aegis of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	vacuum-sealed pickled unsweetened spinning distilled resin	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	blurry super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	ghostly lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	skewed wool dance instructor's impromptu torch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	wobbly dangerous fig leaf of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	inspector's padded smoldering drape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	manspreader's Annie Oakley's crafty Newton's Rosewater's smooth leaf crown	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	adequate leafy browns	4	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	polarized pickled unsweetened autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	dry unsweetened coping juice	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	asbestos-lined nasty careful baleful candy cane sword cane of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	blurry wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	skewed Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	mirror Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	ghostly security automa-core	0		
11371	jittery clerical automa-core	0		
11372	huge handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	twirling Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	skewed Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	jumbo spoiled pickled bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	rotten upside-down salted mutton	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	miniature toothsome ghostly corned beet	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	lime green pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	wobbly pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	gray wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	spoiled red peppermint donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Elf Guard insignia (private) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	blurry nasty Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	narrow military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	huge Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	perfectly mixed tumbling Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	scandalous slick Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	skewed Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	lime green huge Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Crimbuccaneer shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	jittery tumbling Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	adjusted shaking Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	wholesome groovy Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	blinking banded Elf Guard insignia (general) of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	hand-crafted weak Crimbow Rainbo	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	resourceful Elf Guard broom of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	yellow ribald scorching Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	smooth practically non-alcoholic old-school pirate grog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	special flavorless grog nuts	3	decent	Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	rosewater-soaked chilly chaotic sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	delicious officer's nog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	skewed peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	bland thick jittery sundae ration	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	delicious huge peppermint tack	10	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	rotten miniature whalesteak	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	mirror therapeutic brawny brainy whalegun	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	spinning Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	chilly dog trainer's mansplainer's Elf Guard clipboard	0		Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	blinking experienced pegfinger	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	aged watered-down and claret	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	squat Elf Guard and beret of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	Socratic savvy shipwright's hammer of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	zippy gunwale of dire peril of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	Usain Bolt's medical-grade sage Kelflar vest	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	irradiated whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	blue toasty Crimbuccaneer runebone of doom	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	ghostly groovy Elf Guard mouthknife of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	up-at-dawn Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	bouncing reassuring boxer's massive wrench of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	ghostly censurious thinker's brown pirate pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	blinking Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's Herculean supercool Elf dessert spoon of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	yellow beefcake's Elf Guard SCUBA tank of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	tumbling forbidden free boots of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	ghostly baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	scorching chilly Newton's Elvish underarmor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	inspector's wholesome Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	miniature spoiled bouncing blurry sugarplum ration	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	stale gingerbread nylons	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	gigantic stale rum-soaked fruitcake	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	adequate lime	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	bland gingerbread pirate	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	small normal ghostly fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	drinkable triple-distilled lime green mulled wine	8	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	delicious practically non-alcoholic Swedish coffee	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	practically non-alcoholic mediocre twirling canteen of eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	lousy high-proof hot wine	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	tolerable Jamaican coffee	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	fancy weak mediocre flask of egggrog	2	decent	Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	squat Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	pulsating Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	aged yule grog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	small normal wet tack	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	normal squat whalecake	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	blinking Jack Frost's occult strapping gunwale whalegun	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	lousy enchanted and claret	3	decent	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	cyan rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	baleful Elf Guard squirtgun of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	blue chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	aromatic sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	Annie Oakley's veiny occult replica Elf Guard medal	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	skewed Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	tumbling prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	squat beefy Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	skewed MacGyver's razor-sharp barnacle-encrusted sweater of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	ghostly up-at-dawn executive rosewater-soaked Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	bouncing pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	twirling Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	blinking skewed blinking Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	narrow precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	yellow Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	shaking Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	alkaline polarized pressed military candy cane	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 69
11503	quantum squat groggipop	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 24
11504	wholesome moss mace of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	Newton's boxer's moss megaphone	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	resourceful moss medal of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	hale savvy moss mitre	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	huge electrified strapping moss mantle	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	fireproof rosy-cheeked moss marlinspike	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	pickled narrow skewed pulsating moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	liquefied energized moss floss	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 26
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	narrow adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	blinking adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	twisted adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	quadruple-tarnished upside-down adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 56
11520	Jeselnik's groovy beefcake's crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	mirror maroon extremely unsafe crepe paper parachute cape of the blizzard of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	skewed toasty Oprah's crepe paper pie clip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	Usain Bolt's friendly Fonzie's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	nasty Herculean cool crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	avaricious auspicious beefcake's crepe paper polka charm	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	modified crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	anodized galvanized crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 11
11528	experienced brainy petrified wood war pike	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	Van der Graaf vibrating petrified wood waist protector	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	clever petrified wood wizard's pouch of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	twirling stylish weightlifter's petrified wood water purifier	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	spinning Jack Frost's stiffened petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	bouncing lightning-fast Sinatra's petrified wood walking pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	dried petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	non-tarnished moist lime green petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 17
11536	aged cybeer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	olive ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	pulsating baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	supercharged padded Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	chilly Elf Guard war standard of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	spinning narrow frightening thinker's spring shoes of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	alkaline enhanced skewed ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	dry galvanized concentrated wobbly lime green crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	ghostly smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	squat blinking high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	spinning irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	fuchsia quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	blinking extremely unsafe motion sensor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	shaking packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	rosewater-soaked chaotic Everfull Dart Holster	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	wobbly research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	squat blinking rosewater-soaked dog trainer's energetic wholesome Apriling band helmet of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	ghostly prompt greasy resourceful beefy Apriling band saxophone	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	dog trainer's dangerous Apriling band quad tom of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	olive executive chilly Temple Grandin's coward's Apriling band tuba of doom	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	bouncing lard-coated toasty studded educational wizardly Apriling band staff of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	huge boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	mirror Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	flavorless special yam	3	decent	Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	hand-crafted yam martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	drinkable sweet potato o' mine	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	mediocre Southern yam	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	acceptable watered-down twirling sweet potato punch	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	normal massive Mayam spinach	8	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	special flavorless half-sized red yam and swiss	2	decent	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	MacGyver's clever yam cannon of the empath	0		Maximum MP: 120, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	spinning yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	smelly Van der Graaf furry yam buckler of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	executive frosty wizardly yamtility belt	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	stale gigantic upside-down maroon yam slider	7	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	bland massive skewed yam mayo	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	bite-sized delicious squat yam burrito	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	fuchsia visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	upside-down mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	spoiled yellow upside-down mini kiwi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	therapeutic arcane researcher's mini kiwi bikini of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	delicious mini kiwitini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	green narrow mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	squat mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	Temple Grandin's weightlifter's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	spoiled green mini kiwi digitized cookies	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	weak bad jittery mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	diffused mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	anodized jittery mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	tumbling chaotic extremely unsafe mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	personal trainer's mini kiwi icepick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	flattened pressed nitrogenated mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	blinking protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	bouncing protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	jittery protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	blurry protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	upside-down lightning-fast frosty messenger bag RNA of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
11616	yellow flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	super-sized moldy bacteria bisque	5	crappy	
11619	moldy low-calorie skewed ciliophora chowder	1	crappy	
11620	toothsome special cream of chloroplasts	3	awesome	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 10
11621	red narrow synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	ghostly elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	tumbling extra ooze	0		
11628	shaking extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	flame-wreathed Jack Frost's Oprah's tearaway pants of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: 60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	jittery tumbling baby bodyguard	0		
11632	cyan Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	weak mediocre maroon Colera Peste Nebbiolo	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	skewed Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	skewed Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	jittery boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	grievous blade of dismemberment	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	careful Jim Carey's stylish embers-only jacket	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: 15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	greedy bembershoot	0		Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	low-calorie normal wheel of camembert	1	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	olive zippy rosewater-soaked sizzling hat of remembering	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	twirling throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	bouncing soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	twirling photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	twirling boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	lard-coated hale bat wings	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	frightening experienced monocle on a stick	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	frosty plastic pipe of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	blurry avaricious steel-toed fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	dance instructor's bow tie of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	steel-toed fake huge beard of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	smelly astronaut helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	olive shaking shaking sizzling Socratic feather boa	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	ribald Sheriff badge of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	up-at-dawn careful Sheriff pistol	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	executive Sheriff moustache of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	up-at-dawn photo booth supply list of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	spoiled snack-sized whirled peas	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	moldy small peaza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	twisted bouncing blue drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	distilled skewed Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	bouncing quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	flattened pea brittle	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	mediocre weak maroon peasco	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	rotten tiny piece of cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	red clever educational deft pirate hook	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	scorching studded iron tricorn hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	wicked jolly roger flag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	extra-dry tolerable tankard of spiced rum	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	artisanal tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	tumbling packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	green squat up-at-dawn governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	governor's daughter's petticoats of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	MacGyver's governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	squat resourceful chili powder cutlass	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	yummy skewed Aztec tamale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	spinning Lo Pan's groggles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	narrow pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	huge hardy silky pirate drawers of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	squat profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	double-unsweetened pulsating shaking peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	acceptable squat hard cocoa	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	big flavorless shaking salmagumdi	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	extremely unsafe plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	smooth plastic St. Patrick	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	forbidden sage plastic Colonel Brando	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	shaking blue therapeutic plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	auspicious plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	bland coney haunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	polymerized dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	delicious moai toai	3	awesome	
11725	manspreader's stiffened moaiball of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	twirling half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	polymerized upside-down blue four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	blurry nippy quilted stylish potato jacket	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	twirling squat traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	skewed lime green Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	MacGyver's steel-toed military orb	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	improved jittery rum ball	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 59
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	Sinatra's gravyskin hat of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	flame-retardant medical-grade gravyskin buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	shaking medical-grade gravyskin skirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	spinning shaking Jeselnik's gravyskin pants of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	ionized energized modified blue crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	decent red room scale bean casserole	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	manspreader's hardy fortified perfect Christmas scarf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	Usain Bolt's ribald snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	extra-alkaline tarnished upside-down LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	scorching experienced Congressional Medal of Insanity of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	watered-down tolerable twirling Easter grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	acceptable triple-distilled Irish eggnog	10	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	watered-down bad huge purple canteen of jungle juice	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	fortified bad turchucken	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic mechanically-mulled cider	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	acceptable holiday trip around the world	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	normal miniature chocolate ostrich egg	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	tasty tiny wobbly beef and cabbage	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	fancy normal mirror candy rations	3	good	Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	stale double-candied yams	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	snack-sized bland Christmas ham	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	bland holiday smorgasbord	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	wobbly wholesome bejazzled eyepatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	red Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	wobbly Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	skewed Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	sharpshooter's curative wicked egg gun of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	squat gravedigger's resourceful crafty healthy army helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: 60, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	wobbly candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	red twirling napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	low-calorie stale Thanksgiving ration	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	triple-distilled mediocre narrow Easter eggnog	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	diluted clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	prompt sizzling forbidden nylon Christmas stockings of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	deionized quantum activated deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	teal McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	twirling zippy careful McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	skewed zippy nippy smooth McHugeLarge left pole	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	narrow chaotic arcane researcher's supercool McHugeLarge right pole	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	purple banded grievous McHugeLarge left ski	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	upside-down miser's sage McHugeLarge right ski	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	tumbling teal 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	mixed jittery eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	purple dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	shaking dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	mirror dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	jittery dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	spinning cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	skewed pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	squat malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	jittery CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	blue server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	narrow 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	shaking dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	mixed shaking twirling blurry psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	huge dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	spinning dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	lime green OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	blinking parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	wobbly geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	blinking ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	ionized non-colloidal synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 18
11834	liquefied ionized tumbling iDrops	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 23
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	skewed new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	wobbly toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	gray scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	olive plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	tumbling Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	narrow sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	mirror phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	ghostly glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	upside-down mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	purple skewed assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	shaking Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	pickled scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	pulsating table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	artisanal practically non-alcoholic skewed pint of Leprechaun Stout	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	pickled phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	denatured mirror leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	rotten massive Heck ramen	8	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	normal burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	flavorless small beer brat	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	rotten half-sized peach pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	spoiled immense upside-down incredible mini-pizza	7	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	watered-down bad fancy jittery Divine sidecar	2	decent	Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	hand-crafted maroon tangarita sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	triple-distilled drinkable gimlet sidecar	8	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	enchanted artisanal weak vodka stratocaster sidecar	2	EPIC	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	lousy enchanted prussian cathouse sidecar	4	decent	Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	bad triple-distilled Mon Tiki sidecar	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	asbestos-lined groovy April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	anodized denatured wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	aged Three Sheets to the Wind	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	toothsome special pile of wet dates	4	awesome	Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	fuchsia wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	ruddy wet shower cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	clever wet shower shoes	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	blurry Tesla wet shower shorts	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	skewed shaking wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	blurry wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	alkaline frozen magnetized wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	double-unsweetened wet paperback	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wet shower radio of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	green wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	spinning double-paned birthday bloon	0		Cold Resistance: +5
11903	deionized liquefied ghostly jawwetter	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 22
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	lion tamer's sharpshooter's Sinatra's Peridot of Peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	narrow smartaleck's terrycloth turban	0		Moxie Percent: +30
11907	Usain Bolt's jockey's hat	0		Initiative: +80
11908	miser's sharpshooter's hat	0		Meat Drop: +10
11909	huge extra-tight skullcap of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
11910	extremely unsafe sturdy pith helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11911	sage bishop's mitre	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11912	wizardly tin foil hat	0		Mysticality: +25
11913	Rosewater's construction hardhat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
11914	inspector's imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Item Drop: +15
11915	blurry crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	Jim Carey's stylish bycocket	0		Monster Level: +25
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	gray packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	gray squat Samson's Axis helmet of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11925	fortified baleful Axis fatigues	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
11926	huge baleful Axis suspenders of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
11927	olive stolen artifact	0		
11928	huge pulsating really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	mirror Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	knitted veiny smartaleck's Allied Radio Backpack	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	rotten shaking Skeleton Wars rations	4	crappy	
11938	drinkable red skeleton war fuel can	3	good	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	blurry chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	narrow executive quilted baleful Allied Forces insignia	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
11945	huge Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	red tumbling handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	unsweetened chilled quantum Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	squat curative bully badge	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	Temple Grandin's time cop top hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	mixed ghostly mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	stale fancy low-calorie huge toast with mixed berry jelly	1	decent	Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	toothsome diet cup of sugar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	flavorless skewed Susie's cupcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	rosewater-soaked fireproof clever the gun	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	hand-crafted spirit-forward wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	occult undersea surveying goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	practically non-alcoholic tolerable yellow Ocean-Touched Rum	1	good	
11964	dehydrated blue water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 15
11965	delicious mirror kelp puck	3	awesome	
11966	blinking scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	blurry waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	mirror sea gel	0		
11971	irradiated lime green octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
11972	huge durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	spinning Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	spinning unblemished pearl	0		
11977	mirror dentadent of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	lightning-fast family-friendly occult sinister razor-sharp stylish blood cubic zirconia	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	distilled shaking blood thinner	1		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	perfectly mixed pheromone cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	low-calorie decent spinal tapas	1	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	reassuring sizzling boxer's shrunken head	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	watered-down mediocre jittery Smoking Pope	2	decent	
12053	bland upside-down prize turkey	3	decent	
12054	distilled mirror medicinal gruel	1		
12055	flavorless full-sized pumpkin pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	acceptable vodka cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	colloidal quadruple-polymerized twirling yammed candy	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	stale treasure chestnut	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	watered-down perfectly mixed jittery mulled butter rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	non-denatured twirling cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	squat electrified plastic left skeleton arm	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	upside-down resourceful plastic left skeleton leg	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	slick plastic right skeleton arm	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	plastic right skeleton leg of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	narrow Rosewater's plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	tumbling discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	teal Temple Grandin's studded angelbone kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	Socratic angelbone totem	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	olive Usain Bolt's angelbone chopsticks	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	jittery jittery beefcake's weightlifter's angelbone mantle	0		Muscle: 40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	bouncing angelbone dice of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	shaking padded angelbone halo of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	diluted huge angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	boiled biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 46
12076	beefcake's devilbone helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: 45, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	Jim Carey's devilbone greaves	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	stanky veiny devilbone shinguards	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	extremely unsafe devilbone corset	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	huge supercool devilbone flute of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	fuchsia supercool devilbone rosary	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	twisted squat cyan devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	dry jittery cyan Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	twirling burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	jittery burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	cyan burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	blurry Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	mirror Jim Carey's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	ghostly The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	bad mirror Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	hand-crafted watered-down bottle of prize-winning rum	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	Van der Graaf Fonzie's Santa-Slayer medal of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	deionized olive skewed boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	diffused polymerized blinking boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	altered nitrogenated boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	dangerous supercool smoldering vertebra of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	huge seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	jittery smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	wobbly chilly lion tamer's hot boning knife of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	shaking gray rosewater-soaked MacGyver's supercharged fistbone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	narrow double-paned burnt bone belt of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	Lo Pan's scorched skull trophy	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	bland fancy blinking purple wing bone	4	decent	Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	drinkable weak skeleton venom	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	distilled baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	squat family-friendly plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	plastic skeleton skull of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	MacGyver's plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	upside-down assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	skewed lightning-fast miser's scorched skeleton mask	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	horrifying nippy scorched skeleton shirt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	purple studded scorched skeleton pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	lime green Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	cyan Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	squat Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	huge skewed Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	fuchsia Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	tumbling Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	squat Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	studded fireproof bonesaw of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	spinning smelly vermiculite shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ghostly ship's lantern of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	pulsating hardened heat-resistant harpoon pistol of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	bland snack-sized traditional gingerloaf	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Scotch and eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	boiled deionized blinking yellow counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	hand-crafted &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	mirror crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	flavorless wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	cold-filtered yellow gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 24
12179	Jim Carey's fortified glimmering crystal	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	squat loose Meats	0		
12184	blinking Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	wobbly boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	red ghostly dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	blurry Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	lime green unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	jittery blue jittery Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	polarized flattened tumbling Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	polymerized wobbly Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	non-denatured magnetized moist Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	executive chilly and dress	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	wholesome arcane researcher's and dress	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	frozen huge dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	spinning gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	pulsating dinosaur bone club of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	dinosaur skull helmet of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	toasty electrified dinosaur bone corset of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	mediocre Pork Elf cough syrup	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	cyan Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	lime green tumbling Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	shaking Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	spoiled rat pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	flame-retardant groovy slick hoverboard	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	upside-down jittery Samson's left shark fin of James Dean of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	fitness tracking bracelet	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	vaporized jittery upside-down candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	spoiled discarded hot dog	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	perfectly mixed most of a beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	normal can of tuna	3	good	
12227	rotten big maroon bouncing alien salad	5	crappy	
12228	rotten ratbatatouille	3	crappy	
12229	snack-sized yummy onigiri	2	awesome	
12230	yummy bite-sized wobbly crudit&eacute;s	1	awesome	
12231	gigantic bland sauced mutton	8	decent	
12232	decent maroon squat hot honey ant	3	good	
12233	tasty red tomb aspic	3	awesome	
12234	spoiled huge purple later tots	6	crappy	
12235	decent cyan Frutti di Scatoletta	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	tasty Pesto alla Marziano	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	spoiled snack-sized Arrattabbattabiata	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	special moldy Orzo di Riso	4	crappy	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	toothsome half-sized mirror Pasta Grimavera	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	delicious massive shaking Linguini Ubriacapa	10	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	bite-sized rotten Formica e Pepe	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	rotten pulsating Tubetto Gelatto	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	fancy miniature adequate shaking Gnocci Domani	2	good	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	red second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	zippy flame-wreathed Space Soldier Helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
12253	yummy premium turkey leg	4	awesome	
12254	hand-crafted styrofoam cup of mead	3	EPIC	
12255	jittery studded sword	0		Damage Absorption: +80
12256	blinking arcane researcher's staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
12257	banded lute	0		Damage Absorption: +100
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	stiffened smartaleck's The Wizard's Android of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
12261	spinning flash paperwad	0		
12262	blurry juggling ball	0		
12263	energetic tactical jester's cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	mansplainer's flimsy plastic helmet	0		Monster Level: +15
12266	spinning red flame-retardant flimsy plastic greaves	0		Hot Resistance: +1
12267	tumbling lightning-fast flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Initiative: +40
12268	gravedigger's flimsy plastic shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	bouncing avaricious padded smooth Portable Laughing Stock	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	baleful thinker's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +25
12272	normal classic banana	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	moldy enchanted watermelon	3	crappy	Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	bland quince	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	gigantic rotten spinning classic banana pie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	wet electrified olive essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	wet vacuum-sealed banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	acceptable Aesop Daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	delicious green Monkey Congress	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	rotten squat watermelon pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	polarized concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	colloidal irradiated quadruple-unsweetened Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	bad weak shaking Melonegroni	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	artisanal Melonade Spritz	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	low-calorie rotten mirror quince pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	ionized quince quaff	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	dry Quickquince	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	perfectly mixed Quiskey Sour	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	watered-down mediocre red Roth IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	Van der Graaf underdraft protection of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	upside-down solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	snack-sized adequate narrow soybean futures	2	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	alkaline housing bubble	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	ionized blinking Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 37
12298	reassuring stanky financial instrument	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	olive avaricious hardened hedge fund clippers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	toasty selling shorts	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	upside-down bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	stiffened smartaleck's 401k ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	wet dry invisible hand	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	alkaline chilled modified blinking circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	dry anodized colloidal huge mint	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	red homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	denatured toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dehydrated pulsating intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	distilled gray liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gray gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	watered-down artisanal Malattia Becco Malbec	2	EPIC	
12316	shaking kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	green Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	skewed Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	blinking Red Team scarf	0		
12321	tumbling meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	blurry can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"