1	squat seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	healthy helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	purple skewed turtle totem	0		
5	mirror pasta spoon	0		
6	grievous ravioli hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	beefy disco mask	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dehydrated twirling spinning skewed moxie weed	1		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 40
15	compressed strongness elixir	1		
16	twisted twirling magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	adequate noodles	3	good	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	spinning Usain Bolt's asparagus knife	0		Initiative: +80
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	mirror sweet ninja sword	0		
22	tumbling maroon studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	cyan chewing gum on a string	0		
24	tumbling ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	ghostly spider web	0		
28	wobbly really spider web	0		
29	gray really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Usain Bolt's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	Dolphin King's crown of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	pulsating Annie Oakley's Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
36	manspreader's Knob Goblin tongs	0		Monster Level: +10
37	hardy viking helmet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Knob Goblin pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	gray pretty flower	0		
40	huge casino pass	0		
41	perfectly mixed extra-dry ice-cold Sir Schlitz	5	EPIC	
42	bouncing hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	ghostly worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	decent hot buttered roll	3	good	
48	olive heart of rock and roll	0		
49	rotten huge bowl of cottage cheese	3	crappy	
50	rosewater-soaked Rock and Roll Legend	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	narrow Knob Goblin Uberpants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	cyan banjo strings	0		
53	Da Vinci's stone banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
54	twirling knitted Disco Banjo of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	olive twirling censurious 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	upside-down Rosewater's Mace of the Tortoise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	snack-sized rotten fortune cookie	2	crappy	
62	bouncing banded oriole-feather headdress	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	teal Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	squat twig	0		
67	yellow spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	maroon Fonzie's Pasta Spoon of Peril of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	shaking twirling bar skin	0		
71	stakes of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
72	frosty barskin hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	yellow barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	ghostly flame-retardant stick	0		Hot Resistance: +1
78	pretty bouquet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
79	upside-down bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	narrow fairy gravy boat	0		
81	bad ice-cold Willer	4	decent	
82	ring	0		
83	wobbly shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	jittery squat unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	skewed meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	narrow meatsmithing guide	0		
93	dog trainer's basic meat sword	0		Experience (familiar): +1
94	inspector's basic meat pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	pulsating yellow asbestos-lined basic meat helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	narrow red horrifying dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Spooky Damage: +25
97	pulsating wobbly pimpin' meat hat of the empath of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	huge meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	skewed shrunken head	0		
103	nippy sinister staff	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10
104	scarecrow	0		
105	snack-sized bland bowl of charms	2	decent	
106	ketchup	1	crappy	
107	green catsup	1	good	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	therapeutic basic meat staff	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
111	blue knitted basic meat crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +3
112	greasy meatloaf helmet of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	shaking dripping meat sword of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
114	ghostly crafty dripping meat staff	0		Maximum MP: +10
115	wobbly beefy dripping meat crossbow	0		Muscle: +10
116	spinning skewed hardened stylish Bugfinder Blade	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
117	wobbly Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	mirror sprocket	0		
120	twirling cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cyan cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	upside-down narrow meat engine	0		
127	Gnollish autoplunger of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
128	spinning Socratic meat pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	padded third-hand nunchaku	0		Damage Absorption: +20
130	squat energetic eyepatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	blue Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	olive twirling sweet rims	0		
136	green tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ghostly ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	bouncing valuable trinket	0		
140	shaking dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	bouncing teal jittery anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	pulsating stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	shaking dinghy plans	0		
147	dog trainer's eXtreme meat sword	0		Experience (familiar): +1
148	spinning censurious eXtreme meat staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
149	eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Item Drop: +5
150	scorching studded Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	wool Elder Turtle Shell of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	lime green lightning-fast Colander of Em-er'il of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	lion tamer's clever Ancient Saucehelm	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	stanky Disco 'Fro Pick of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	Lo Pan's smooth El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	blinking Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	bland immense ghuol egg	10	decent	
162	special yummy ghuol egg quiche	4	awesome	Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 25
163	skeleton bone of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
164	yellow pulsating smart skull	0		
165	mirror skewer	0		
166	bouncing blurry ghuol ears	0		
167	spoiled half-sized ghuol-ear kabob	2	crappy	
168	Jim Carey's bone rattle	0		Monster Level: +25
169	huge bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	small adequate lihc eye pie	2	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	ghostly taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	massive stale uncooked chorizo	9	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	snack-sized moldy chorizo taco	2	crappy	
180	acceptable weak ice-cold fotie	2	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	twirling pulsating briefcase	0		
185	huge fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	savvy batskin belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	skewed purple double-paned Mr. Accessory	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
195	electrified eXtreme nose ring	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	mirror flame-retardant ring	0		Hot Resistance: +1
200	tasty purple rat appendix kabob	3	awesome	
201	enchanted stale bat wing kabob	4	decent	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 35
202	rotten thick tumbling carob chunks	5	crappy	
203	skewed herbs	0		
204	fancy toothsome massive pulsating carob chunk cookies	8	awesome	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 5
205	cyan secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	pulsating piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	awesome	
208	bouncing patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	tumbling decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	skewed censurious filthy corduroys of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	therapeutic filthy knitted dread sack	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	ghostly skewed Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	normal carob brownies	3	good	
217	decent herb brownies	3	good	
218	jittery hemp string	0		
219	fuchsia necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	manspreader's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Monster Level: +10
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	veiny phat turquoise bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +10
224	supercool eyepatch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	rotten gigantic twirling tofu casserole	10	crappy	
226	modified cyan squat can of Red Minotaur	1	good	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 10
227	Kentucky-fried meat sword of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
228	lime green Da Vinci's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
229	prompt Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Adventures: +3
230	yellow healthy dead guy's watch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	cyan Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	jittery Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	greedy Bigger Bugfinder Blade of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
236	teal mirror Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	mediocre distilled bottle of gin	5	decent	
238	drinkable squat bottle of vodka	3	good	
239	huge jittery gravedigger's Orcish baseball cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	upside-down narrow reassuring Oprah's Orcish cargo shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	narrow supercharged Orcish frat-paddle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
242	moldy blinking	4	crappy	
243	gigantic toothsome grapefruit	6	awesome	
244	stale grapes	3	decent	
245	flavorless blurry olive	4	decent	
246	bland blue tomato	4	decent	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	hand-crafted extra-dry salty dog	5	EPIC	
249	high-proof perfectly mixed bloody mary	7	EPIC	
250	drinkable screwdriver	4	good	
251	mediocre martini	3	decent	
252	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bloody beer	1	EPIC	
253	fancy aged shot of schnapps	3	awesome	Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 20
254	tolerable weak shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	good	
255	fortified perfectly mixed fine wine	5	EPIC	
256	hand-crafted shot of tomato schnapps	3	EPIC	
257	tolerable practically non-alcoholic extra-spicy bloody mary	1	good	
258	shaking dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	flavorless snack-sized huge White Citadel fries	2	decent	
261	rotten thick spinning White Citadel burger	5	crappy	
262	flavorless bite-sized piece of wedding cake	1	decent	
263	decent special chocolate chips	3	good	Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 10
264	miniature bland chocolate chip cookies	2	decent	
265	lightning-fast satin pants	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	delicious lightning	4	awesome	
267	squat rosy-cheeked mullet wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	green ghostly shaking beefcake's sword	0		Muscle: +25
270	picket fence	0		
271	distilled barbell	1		
272	modified concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	compressed ghostly upside-down moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	tumbling leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	pickled squat extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	denatured jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	powdered yellow suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	tumbling mirror Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	padded gasmask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	fuchsia Boris's key	0		
283	shaking blurry Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	wobbly spinning banded walrus-tusk earring	0		Damage Absorption: +100
286	ring of half-assed regeneration of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
287	energetic Boris's ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
288	tumbling potato sprout	0		
289	Jarlsberg's earring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
290	knitted Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Cold Resistance: +3
291	jittery banded thinker's can of maces	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
292	boxer's rubber axe	0		Muscle Percent: +10
293	tumbling blurry Van der Graaf resourceful chef's hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	huge wizardly pail	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	spinning careful demonskin trousers	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	fireproof dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	ionized corrupted tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 37
298	magnetized oxidized wobbly lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 30
299	boiled pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 27
300	galvanized corrupted jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 64
301	flat dough	0		
302	normal snack-sized Knob sausage	2	good	
303	small adequate green Knob mushroom	2	good	
304	narrow dry noodles	0		
305	flame-retardant Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Knob Goblin harem veil of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	deionized anodized polarized Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
308	lard-coated Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	lightning-fast Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Tesla Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
311	upside-down hill of beans	0		
312	blinking Fonzie's Knob Goblin visor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	wobbly Crown of the Goblin King of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	snack-sized yummy bean burrito	2	awesome	
315	bland bean burrito	4	decent	
316	tiny rotten insanely bean burrito	1	crappy	
317	adequate miniature bean burrito	2	good	
318	moldy snack-sized bean burrito	2	crappy	
319	normal insanely bean burrito	3	good	
320	thick normal purple bat haggis	5	good	
321	fancy adequate menudo	3	good	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 25
322	rotten huge huge bouncing goat cheese	9	crappy	
323	yummy low-calorie plain pizza	1	awesome	
324	normal sausage pizza	3	good	
325	half-sized flavorless goat cheese pizza	2	decent	
326	adequate bouncing mushroom pizza	3	good	
327	goat	0		
328	artisanal spirit-forward ghostly bottle of whiskey	5	EPIC	
329	twirling electrified goat beard	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	twirling glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	mediocre Canadian	3	decent	
332	spoiled thick mirror lemon	5	crappy	
333	delicious lime	3	awesome	
334	coward's sabre teeth	0		Monster Level: -20
335	mirror sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	dog trainer's consolation ribbon	0		Experience (familiar): +1
337	jittery ol' trophy	0		
338	huge tenderizing hammer	0		
339	twirling Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	anodized ghostly Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 54
341	adjusted Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 35
342	gray Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	corrupted dry narrow tumbling Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 59
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	skewed scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	foul-smelling ninja mask	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	lime green hot katana blade	0		
351	therapeutic icy-hot katana of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
352	gray healthy ninja hot pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	blinking ninja stars	0		
354	Tesla hale nunchaku	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
355	lime green mirror mirror deadly eXtreme scarf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	huge stanky snowboarder pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	skewed Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	normal narrow gr8ps	3	good	
359	stale tumbling t8r tots	4	decent	
360	upside-down energetic miner's helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	twirling Fonzie's miner's pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
363	spinning linoleum ore	0		
364	purple asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	green linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	shaking linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	maroon asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	shaking linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	spinning banded deadly linoleum sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100
379	studded thinker's linoleum staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +80
380	Jeselnik's healthy linoleum crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
381	beefy asbestos sword of the brute	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +30
382	studded Rosewater's asbestos staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80
383	blinking asbestos crossbow of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8
384	skewed medical-grade curative chrome sword	0		HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15
385	lion tamer's chrome staff of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +2
386	twirling careful boxer's chrome crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	tumbling meaty helmet turtle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	blue Rosewater's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	MacGyver's linoleum helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	ghostly arcane researcher's chrome helmet turtle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	jittery hippopotamus skin	0		
396	penguin shorts of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	spinning beefcake's yakskin pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	blurry hippopotamus pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	spinning greasy eXtreme mittens	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	friendly swashbuckling pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	greasy shoulder parrot	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
404	Temple Grandin's acoustic guitarrr	0		Familiar Weight: +7
405	wobbly sunken chest	0		
406	jittery pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	Oprah's sk8board	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	knitted Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +3
414	reassuring crowbarrr	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
415	spinning curative leotarrrd	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	hardy safarrri hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	pressed dry pulsating henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 17
418	nitrogenated anodized mirror Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 20
419	galvanized tarnished tumbling serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 64
420	polymerized teal tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 61
421	energized pressed shaking shaking philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 62
422	galvanized anodized deionized potion of potency	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 37
423	triple-corrupted extra-improved cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 24
424	diffused twirling ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 25
425	super-tarnished oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 54
426	altered lime green twirling potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 40
427	spinning family-friendly box	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	huge beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	jittery acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	squat knitted clown shoes	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25
432	bloody clown pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	balloon helmet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	ghostly supercool brainy balloon sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Clowniness: 50
436	ghostly balloon monkey	0		
437	bouncing purple squat chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	huge bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	blinking yellow beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	cyan box-in-the-box of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
446	tumbling nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	box-in-the-box-in-the-box of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
448	jittery therapeutic strapping foolscap fool's cap	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	upside-down Da Vinci's clown nose	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	twirling blinking disease	0		
453	twirling sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	rotten jumbo olive	4	crappy	
456	perfectly mixed weak dry martini	2	EPIC	
457	blinking Tesla ye olde golde frontes	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	skewed continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	shaking pixel	0		
463	spinning upside-down pixel	0		
464	mirror pixel potion	0		
465	shaking pixel potion	0		
466	pulsating pixel potion	0		
467	gigantic flavorless pixel pie	9	decent	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	practically non-alcoholic lousy Imp Ale	1	decent	
471	stale miniature hot wing	2	decent	
472	supercharged diamond-studded cane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	crutch of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
474	cast	0		
475	double-paned wholesome mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	blue hellion cube	0		
477	wool cool infernal insoles	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Mr. Container of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	pulsating flame-retardant Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	maroon therapeutic hemp backpack	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	twirling snakehead charrrm	0		
486	groovy Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
487	padded arrrgyle socks	0		Damage Absorption: +20
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	double-paned mesh cap of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	gray enormous belt buckle	0		
492	huge up-at-dawn knitted chaps	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	twirling ketchup hound	0		
494	miser's batblade	0		Meat Drop: +10
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	adequate super-sized shaking papaya	5	good	
499	denim axe of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	stale jittery Elfin shortbread	3	decent	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	adequate mirror skewered cat appendix	3	good	
504	olive evil arches	0		
505	scandalous studded gnatwing earring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5
506	moldy Hell broth	3	crappy	
507	sizzling thunderrr guitarrr	0		Hot Damage: +10
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	ghostly Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	spoiled miniature Boris's key lime pie	2	crappy	
514	decent skewed yellow Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	good	
515	stale big mirror maroon Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5	decent	
516	pulsating gray Hey Deze map	0		
517	gray forbidden bejeweled accordion strap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	teal moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	censurious kickback cookbook	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
522	spinning teal one-winged stab bat	0		
523	spinning rewinged stab bat	0		
524	watered-down bad papaya sling	2	decent	
525	gray tumbling grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	cyan volleyball	0		
528	ghostly blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	flattened spray paint	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 58
531	special sauce glove of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	toasty ladle of mystery	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
533	upside-down Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	shaking bridge	0		
536	wobbly dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	rock-hard f3d0r4	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	frozen Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 56
541	miser's draggin' ball hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	1337 7r0uZ0RZ of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	toothsome Trollhouse cookies	4	awesome	
544	bouncing Temple Grandin's talons of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
545	gigantic adequate Spam Witch sammich	6	good	
546	pulsating olive meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	wobbly 30669 scroll	0		
550	maroon tumbling 33398 scroll	0		
551	upside-down 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	adequate pr0n cocktail	3	good	
555	teal arcane researcher's Samson's drywall axe	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
556	perfumed Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Stench Resistance: +5
557	lousy whiskey and cola	3	decent	
558	snack-sized rotten papaya taco	2	crappy	
559	twirling bouncing razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	adequate stalk of asparagus	3	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	jittery shaking ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	watered-down smooth Mad Train wine	2	awesome	
565	shaking hobo gloves of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
566	teal bum cheek	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	bland Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	decent	
569	normal massive Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10	good	
570	decent diet Chicken Sandwich	1	good	
571	special Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 20
572	half-sized spoiled squat Children's Meal of the Damned	2	crappy	
573	toothsome diet ghostly noodles	1	awesome	
574	decent cyan noodles	3	good	
575	flavorless painful penne pasta	4	decent	
576	normal ravioli della hippy	4	good	
577	flavorless pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	
578	massive decent blurry Hell ramen	8	good	
579	spoiled boring spaghetti	4	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	blinking jittery Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	miniature decent fettucini Inconnu	2	good	
584	small normal spaghetti with Skullheads	2	good	
585	bland teal gnocchetti di Nietzsche	4	decent	
586	green toasty ridiculously huge sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5
587	ionized non-oxidized twirling super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 43
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	half-sized rotten cocoa eggshell fragment	2	crappy	
590	bite-sized rotten cocoa eggshell fragment	1	crappy	
591	blurry cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	red phonics down	0		
594	amulet of extreme plot significance of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	Usain Bolt's titanium assault umbrella	0		Initiative: +80
597	thinker's Mohawk wig	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	Van der Graaf hale Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	wobbly maroon Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	spinning Gauze Immateria	0		
608	pulsating Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	squat procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	spinning plot hole	0		
614	deionized extra-aerosolized probability potion	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 18
615	jittery chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	warmed bouncing Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 48
618	double-enhanced Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 57
619	shaking Newton's needle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
620	activated cold-filtered ionized thin candle	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 65
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	blinking awful poetry journal	0		
623	squat WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	lime green ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	purple upside-down eye of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
630	wobbly photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	mirror stylish furry pants	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	grievous disturbing fanfic	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
633	huge ghostly experienced wolf mask of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	paper umbrella of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	gray asshat of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	decent abominable snowcone	4	good	
640	Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	toothsome blue toast	4	awesome	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	upside-down skeleton key ring	0		
644	teal squat Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	moldy fruitcake	4	crappy	
647	spinning spinning present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	squat zippy Crimbo sword	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	supercharged Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	Crimbo pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	narrow stylish exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Moxie: +25
652	quantum egg	0		
653	spinning intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	narrow star	0		
655	purple line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	star sword of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
658	blurry wizardly star crossbow	0		Mysticality: +25
659	wobbly aromatic star staff	0		Stench Resistance: +1
660	green nippy star pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	sharpshooter's star hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	energetic star buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	frosty sinister steaming evil of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
667	castle map	0		
668	spiked femur of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
669	decent miniature blurry ghuol guolash	2	good	
670	upside-down lihc face of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	twirling squat avaricious arcane researcher's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +30
672	flavorless bite-sized cranberries	1	decent	
673	weak mediocre vodka and cranberry	2	decent	
674	hand-crafted mirror whiskey	4	EPIC	
675	Oprah's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
676	shaking yellow dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	Oprah's badass belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	watered-down drinkable roll in the hay	2	good	
680	smooth extra-dry slap and tickle	5	awesome	
681	tolerable tumbling slip 'n' slide	3	good	
682	tolerable a sump'm sump'm	3	good	
683	spirit-forward acceptable horizontal tango	5	good	
684	strong artisanal pink pony	5	EPIC	
685	occult Mr. Shirt of Tarzan of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
686	wobbly dance instructor's knuckles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
687	polymerized huge blurry blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 57
688	twirling executive pixel hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	skewed mirror baleful pixel pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	olive pixel sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
691	skewed digital key	0		
692	mirror Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	gray boxer's harem girl t-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10
694	huge red perfumed Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5
696	resourceful frilly shirt	0		Maximum MP: +50
697	friendly soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3
698	wool loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +1
699	zippy pirate shirt	0		Initiative: +20
700	maroon Socratic filthy hippy poncho	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
701	Oprah's floral print shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
702	upside-down coconut bikini top of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
703	deadly goth kid t-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	ghostly porquoise	0		
707	green pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	narrow resourceful wicked hamethyst earring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50
712	blinking mirror upside-down electrified crafty hamethyst necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
713	Sherlock's razor-sharp hamethyst bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
714	brainy hamethyst ring of James Dean of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
715	tumbling clever savvy baconstone earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
716	blinking mirror clever Rosewater's baconstone pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20
717	MacGyver's baconstone bracelet of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
718	Newton's brawny baconstone ring of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
719	green rosy-cheeked porquoise eyebrow ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30
720	smelly hale porquoise necklace	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
721	manspreader's stiffened porquoise bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10
722	arcane researcher's slick thinker's porquoise ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
723	tasty half-sized Knoll mushroom	2	awesome	
724	flavorless mushroom	3	decent	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	medical-grade huge mirror shard	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
727	narrow hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	shaking cyan fish hose	0		
732	fuchsia hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	mirror auspicious smartaleck's makeshift SCUBA gear of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	mirror wicked easter egg balloon	0		Spell Damage: +5
736	ghostly stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	bouncing stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	narrow stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	stylish tambourine	0		Moxie: +25
741	shaking broken skull	0		
742	moldy miniature Knoll shroomkabob	2	crappy	
743	flavorless mushroom	3	decent	
744	wet liquefied hair spray	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 34
746	skewed spinning stat script	0		
747	blue Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	mirror gourd potion	0		
749	bland warm mushroom	3	decent	
750	decent mushroom quesadilla	4	good	
751	yummy twirling cool mushroom	3	awesome	
752	moldy small cyan cool mushroom casserole	2	crappy	
753	half-sized spoiled pointy mushroom	2	crappy	
754	spoiled cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	crappy	
755	yummy narrow mushroom	3	awesome	
756	diet decent fuchsia mushroom	1	good	
757	stale blurry mushroom	4	decent	
758	miniature tasty twirling ghost cucumber	2	awesome	
759	pulsating cyan dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	jittery brine	0		
762	acceptable especially salty dog	3	good	
763	wobbly ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	normal half-sized ghostly teal spectral pickle	2	good	
765	maroon briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	super-nitrogenated anodized tumbling cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 20
768	spork	0		Item Drop: +5
769	therapeutic voodoo doll	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
770	blurry avaricious smooth basic meat fez	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	huge double-paned foon	0		Cold Resistance: +5
773	bouncing ribald basic meat spork of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
774	jittery basic meat foon of courage of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	pulsating kneecapping stick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
777	narrow brawny iron pasta spoon	0		Muscle Percent: +20
778	twirling Socratic support cummerbund	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	quadruple-unsweetened mafia aria	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 68
782	mirror Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	bouncing 'Villa' document	0		
784	tolerable irresponsibly strong Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	6	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	blurry raffle ticket	0		
786	normal green strawberry	4	good	
787	artisanal mirror bottle of rum	3	EPIC	
788	bad blurry strawberry daiquiri	3	decent	
789	tolerable high-proof rum and cola	7	good	
790	weak acceptable grog	2	good	
791	tumbling olive weightlifter's Mafia bow tie of the brute	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	Golden Mr. Accessory of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only
793	denatured deionized purple oil of stability	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 13
794	energized chilled frozen green oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 11
795	delicious spirit-forward Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	5	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	frightening Newton's cement shoes of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	lousy rockin' wagon	3	decent	
798	delicious distilled fancy ocean motion	5	awesome	Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 50
799	aged fuzzbump	4	awesome	
800	moldy blurry poutine	3	crappy	
801	spoiled gigantic Knob stir-fry	8	crappy	
804	diet flavorless Knoll stir-fry	1	decent	
805	rotten snack-sized pulsating stir-fry	2	crappy	
806	gigantic flavorless asparagus stir-fry	9	decent	
807	half-sized bland olive stir-fry	2	decent	
808	rotten Knob sausage stir-fry	3	crappy	
809	bland bat wing stir-fry	3	decent	
810	spoiled half-sized rat appendix stir-fry	2	crappy	
811	bland special thick tofu stir-fry	5	decent	Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 30
812	stale blinking pr0n stir-fry	4	decent	
813	yummy Knob shells	3	awesome	
814	snack-sized rotten bätzle	2	crappy	
815	spoiled ratini	3	crappy	
816	yummy Knob stroganoff	3	awesome	
817	fancy decent menudo ravioli	3	good	Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 20
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	shaking effervescent potion	0		
825	blurry fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	narrow anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	rotten royal jelly	3	crappy	
831	upside-down huge small box	0		
832	cyan blurry box	0		
833	mirror miser's vorpal blade	0		Meat Drop: +10
834	double-paned studded cornuthaum	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	ring of aggravate monster of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
836	enchanted stale mind flayer corpse	4	decent	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 5
837	mediocre Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	flame-wreathed Mafia stogie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	bad pulsating gray Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	medical-grade occult Mafia violin case	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	mediocre upside-down tomato daiquiri	3	decent	
842	bad beertini	3	decent	
843	lousy triple-distilled salty slug	9	decent	
844	hand-crafted papaya slung	3	EPIC	
845	MAHI fez of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	ghostly heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	pulsating hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	pulsating lime green prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	red sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	fuchsia balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	green moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	jittery lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	maroon shaving cream	0		
867	boiled pine tar	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
869	forest tears	0		
870	green Fonzie's fetus-smashing club	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
871	bouncing meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	nasty deadly crazy bastard sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
876	grievous razor-sharp incredibly dense meat gem of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: 75
877	brainy Talisman of Baio	0		Mysticality: +5
878	hypnodisk of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
879	tarnished ghostly bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 12
880	twirling therapeutic disbelief suspenders	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
881	tumbling chilly supportive bra	0		Cold Damage: +5
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	good	
884	censurious los chinos	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	blinking axe of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
886	spinning leaflet	0		
887	shaking leaf	0		
888	teal maple leaf	0		
889	narrow dance instructor's balaclava	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	moldy balaclava baklava	3	crappy	
891	manspreader's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Monster Level: +10
892	wobbly horrifying beefcake's bugbear-smiting sword of chilblains	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
893	lousy spirit-forward lumbering jack	5	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	ribald Ms. Accessory	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only
896	frosty electrified Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only
897	upside-down coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	blue custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	lightning-fast therapeutic Rosewater's school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	magnetized improved Vulcanized bouncing Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 32
906	dry cold-filtered Rock Pops	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 54
907	Vulcanized concentrated anodized Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 54
908	deionized Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 24
909	magnetized activated jittery Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 23
910	yummy half-sized bouncing red dwarf bread	2	awesome	
911	liquefied shaking Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 59
912	unsweetened pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 33
913	altered pulsating kobold	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 49
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	green tumbling rosewater-soaked experienced intergalactic pom poms	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +3
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	beefy Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	supercool Radio Free Pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	Radio Free Foil of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	adequate radio button candy	3	good	
922	nippy severed rocking horse head	0		Cold Damage: +10
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	gray crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	altered quadruple-improved squat Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 56
927	delicious blue Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	jittery weightlifter's fuzzy bracelets	0		Muscle: +15
929	arse-shooting crossbow of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
931	enchanted watered-down tolerable spiced rum	2	good	Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 25
932	triple-distilled drinkable tumbling eggnog	6	good	
933	adequate blinking candy cane	3	good	
934	bland spinning purple gingerbread bugbear	3	decent	
935	teal squat Rosewater's imitation nice watch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	tumbling menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	wicked plastic sword	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	blinking small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	spinning Da Vinci's bowler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	ruddy educational bow staff	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	gray bowlegged pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	smooth martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	perfectly mixed ghostly grogtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	hand-crafted cherry bomb	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	wobbly extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	aromatic Newton's hockey mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	red inspector's fez of etymology	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	bland diet carob chunk noodles	1	decent	
957	bite-sized decent chorizo brownies	1	good	
958	snack-sized flavorless chocolate and tomato pizza	2	decent	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	tumbling silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	bouncing velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	bouncing perfumed ribald plastic seal clubber	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
964	tumbling up-at-dawn baleful plastic turtle tamer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
965	reassuring plastic pastamancer of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
966	sinister supercool plastic sauceror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10
967	blinking huge reassuring thinker's plastic disco bandit	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
968	gravedigger's plastic accordion thief of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
969	maroon skewed clever plastic mosquito	0		Maximum MP: +20
970	bouncing chaotic plastic leprechaun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
971	shaking censurious plastic levitating potato	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
972	plastic angry goat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
973	plastic sabre-toothed lime of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
974	Usain Bolt's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Initiative: +80
975	sinister plastic pirate skeleton	0		Spell Damage: +10
976	plastic barrrnacle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
977	plastic howling balloon monkey of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
978	brawny plastic stab bat	0		Muscle Percent: +20
979	upside-down scorching plastic grue	0		Hot Damage: +25
980	plastic blood-faced volleyball of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
981	skewed wool plastic ghuol whelp	0		Cold Resistance: +1
982	stiffened plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Damage Reduction: 1
983	squat frightening plastic cocoabo	0		Spooky Damage: +5
984	shellacked plastic star starfish	0		Damage Reduction: 7
985	plastic ghost pickle on a stick of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
986	healthy plastic killer bee	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
987	fortified plastic Cheshire bat	0		Damage Absorption: +60
988	olive greedy plastic coffee pixie	0		Meat Drop: +20
989	avaricious plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
990	mirror horrifying plastic hermit	0		Spooky Damage: +25
991	strapping plastic Boris of Tarzan of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
992	ghostly ribald plastic Jarlsberg of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
993	rosewater-soaked manspreader's brainy plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
994	friendly plastic Susie	0		Familiar Weight: +3
995	spoiled Lucky Surprise Egg	3	crappy	
998	wobbly maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	frosty Xlyinia's notebook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1003	soda water	0		
1004	bad bottle of tequila	3	decent	
1005	mediocre watered-down boxed wine	2	decent	
1006	stale snack-sized cherry	2	decent	
1007	red skewed rosy-cheeked coconut shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	fortified ice cubes	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1009	practically non-alcoholic lousy ghostly vodka martini	1	decent	
1010	enchanted hand-crafted whiskey and soda	4	EPIC	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 45
1011	irresponsibly strong mediocre monkey wrench	9	decent	
1012	drinkable fortified tequila sunrise	5	good	
1013	smooth fuchsia margarita	3	awesome	
1014	mediocre yellow strawberry wine	4	decent	
1015	tolerable watered-down wine spritzer	2	good	
1016	mediocre perpendicular hula	3	decent	
1017	drinkable huge ducha de oro	3	good	
1018	fancy mediocre teal calle de miel	4	decent	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 5
1019	delicious dry vodka martini	4	awesome	
1020	perfectly mixed old-fashioned	4	EPIC	
1021	hand-crafted weak tequila with training wheels	2	EPIC	
1022	enchanted perfectly mixed squat sangria	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 50
1023	bad vesper	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	drinkable weak bodyslam	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	lousy sangria del diablo	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	gray whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	medical-grade hippo whip	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1030	mirror miser's penguin whip	0		Meat Drop: +10
1031	purple yak whip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1032	bouncing gnauga hide whip of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1035	squat flame-retardant penguin skin buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1036	perfumed yakskin buckler	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1037	nasty gnauga hide buckler	0		Stench Damage: +5
1038	liquefied purple Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 53
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	acceptable beer	3	good	
1042	wicked string of beads	0		Spell Damage: +5
1043	stiffened string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1044	twirling experienced string of beads	0		Experience: +2
1045	bouncing Rosewater's plastic bottle opener	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1046	lime green wicked traffic cone of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	bad N. O. Beer	4	decent	
1048	dried huge oyster egg	1		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 45
1049	compressed jittery wobbly oyster egg	1		
1050	dehydrated pulsating mirror blinking oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	distilled oyster egg	1		
1053	twisted blurry oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 15
1054	dried oyster egg	1		
1055	bouncing cyan plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	modified spinning puce oyster egg	1		
1057	dried maroon puce oyster egg	1		
1058	twisted tumbling gray puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 45
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	denatured cyan jittery mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	mixed blinking mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	dried skewed mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	distilled wobbly upside-down cyan oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 50
1065	dehydrated skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 25
1066	vaporized spinning oyster egg	1		
1067	ghostly mirror plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	boiled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 50
1069	dried skewed squat oyster egg	1		
1070	compressed oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	vaporized ghostly off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	vaporized off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 10
1074	compressed off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	vaporized wobbly squat oyster egg	1		
1077	dehydrated mirror blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 40
1078	powdered fuchsia oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 5
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	tumbling emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	maroon rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	squat clockwork widget	0		
1086	fuchsia clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	upside-down clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	bouncing clockwork rings	0		
1091	tumbling clockwork claws	0		
1092	jittery clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	blurry deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	blurry savvy clockwork hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	jittery weightlifter's clockwork trench coat	0		Muscle: +15
1099	clockwork pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	boxer's gnauga hide chaps	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	blurry clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	tumbling clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	narrow clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	teal clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	lime green tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	clever Stupid University Diploma of the brute of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Food Drop: +100
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	red narrow pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	shaking fuchsia shaking fairy gravy	0		
1123	halfberd of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1124	small glove	0		
1125	blurry clever curative glove	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1126	dog trainer's toothpick	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
1127	Usain Bolt's ninja sword	0		Initiative: +80
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	curative sequined fez	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	narrow beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	fuchsia huge squat Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	skewed twirling jittery friendly star shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1134	upside-down cosmetics bag	0		
1135	modified altered eyeliner	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 50
1136	tarnished polymerized lipstick	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 17
1137	Annie Oakley's padded bicycle chain	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	weak lousy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1140	lousy practically non-alcoholic icy mushroom wine	1	decent	
1141	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed mushroom wine	8	EPIC	
1142	perfectly mixed special pointy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 10
1143	artisanal flat mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1144	mediocre watered-down enchanted cool mushroom wine	2	decent	Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 20
1145	watered-down perfectly mixed twirling knob mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1146	triple-distilled perfectly mixed knoll mushroom wine	6	EPIC	
1147	watered-down mediocre mushroom wine	2	decent	
1148	high-proof smooth tumbling shot of flower schnapps	10	awesome	
1149	flavorless miniature flower petal pie	2	decent	
1150	hand-crafted blinking tumbling bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4	EPIC	
1151	stylish discarded plastic fork of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1152	fuchsia gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	stale half-sized Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2	decent	
1154	powdered Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	healthy wholeberd	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1158	deionized denatured Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 32
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	personal trainer's irate sombrero	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	anodized skewed handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 53
1163	chilled marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 41
1164	gray tumbling poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	yellow asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	skewed cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	huge refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	squat magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	maroon daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	narrow all-purpose flower	0		
1184	upside-down exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	spinning gilded lily	0		
1187	squat deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghostly ghuol whelp	0		
1192	blinking zmobie	0		
1193	shaking tumbling Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	blue apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	mirror sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	olive bugbear	0		
1200	bland snack-sized mugcake	2	decent	
1201	stale special urinal cake	3	decent	Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 20
1202	decent massive Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	10	good	
1203	normal personalized birthday cake	4	good	
1204	delicious three-tiered wedding cake	3	awesome	
1205	toothsome babycakes	4	awesome	
1206	adequate small mirror velvet cake	2	good	
1207	half-sized moldy congratulatory cake	2	crappy	
1208	adequate angel-food cake	3	good	
1209	miniature spoiled devil's-food cake	2	crappy	
1210	moldy green birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	crappy	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	blurry balloon	0		
1213	fuchsia heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	yellow anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	wobbly huge Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	fuchsia thought balloon	0		
1218	blurry rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	skewed yellow shaking occult Mr. Balloon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1221	spinning balloon	0		
1222	aromatic Mr. Eh?	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
1224	steel shillelagh of the ox of chilblains of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1225	blurry coward's steel skullcap of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	nasty manspreader's Da Vinci's steel solitaire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1227	stanky sharpshooter's beefcake's steel scarf	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1228	mirror flame-wreathed veiny steel slacks of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	auspicious manspreader's steel suspenders of terror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
1230	auspicious curative Sinatra's pikestaff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1231	energetic rosy-cheeked cool pith helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	zippy wool dog trainer's pocketwatch	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1233	hardened supercool pinky ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
1234	jittery Sherlock's rock-hard pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	careful sage pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	scandalous Da Vinci's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	ghostly deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1245	Codpiece of the Goblin King of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
1246	avaricious boxer's rib of the Bonerdagon of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +30
1247	shaking vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	Temple Grandin's crafty Bonerdagon necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100
1249	nippy Boss Bat britches	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	supercharged cool Boss Bat bling	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1251	small bland fuchsia Knob shroomkabob	2	decent	
1252	decent shroomkabob	3	good	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	decent jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1255	half-sized toothsome jumping bean burrito	2	awesome	
1256	spoiled wobbly insanely jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1257	bland rat scrapple	4	decent	
1258	upside-down bouncing huge pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	blinking shellacked traffic cone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	dried red Hatorade	1		
1262	hale savvy stylish off-hand balloon	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	wobbly nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	decent gloomy mushroom	4	good	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	skewed hexagonal wand	0		
1271	tumbling aluminum wand	0		
1272	blinking marble wand	0		
1273	blinking fortified magic lamp	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1274	compressed bouncing Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	red basic meat skirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	lousy Otorian Battle Scar	4	decent	
1277	basic meat kilt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	executive meat skirt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	lime green upside-down perfumed meat kilt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	skewed penguinskin mini-skirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	pulsating cyan executive penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	narrow avaricious yakskin skirt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	green yakskin kilt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	blurry hardened hippopotamus skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	beefy hippopotamus kilt	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	narrow quilted furry skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	healthy furry kilt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	wholesome gnauga hide skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	miser's gnauga hide kilt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	dry colloidal spinning wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 28
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	huge skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	lime green ring of adornment of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1294	lime green ring of increase damage of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100
1295	brawny ring of gain strength	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1296	mirror ring of resistance of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1297	stiffened ring of fire resistance	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1298	spinning careful ring of conflict	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
1299	gray pirate hook of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1300	padded monster bait	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
1301	deionized skewed deodorant	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 48
1302	quantum upside-down reodorant	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 36
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	jittery sharpshooter's cool traffic cone	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	skewed calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	mirror bouncing comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	Rosewater's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
1313	curative Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	wobbly avaricious rose-colored glasses	0		Meat Drop: +30
1316	spinning facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	ghostly tumbling wobbly lovecat tail	0		
1319	blurry plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	stale miniature questionable taco	2	decent	
1321	ghostly Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	squat educational time helmet	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	red upside-down fireproof time trousers	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	time sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	mirror Temple Grandin's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	red Socratic Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1328	fuchsia skewed ribald Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	tumbling veiny Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Maximum HP: +10
1330	ghostly Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	double-paned Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	bouncing Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	twirling Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	skewed Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	tumbling Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1342	shaking picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	non-anodized magnetized spinning Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 51
1345	galvanized huge Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	extra-irradiated polarized Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 59
1347	ghostly loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	wobbly empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	olive ribald pinky ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
1352	lousy spinning redrum	3	decent	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	flavorless huge squat bowl of oriole's nest soup	9	decent	
1356	maroon bunny liver	0		
1357	watered-down enchanted mediocre Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	decent	Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 30
1358	mirror pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	fuchsia pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	blinking educational disembodied smile	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	skewed clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	rotten half-sized tofurkey leg	2	crappy	
1366	spoiled tofurkey gravy	3	crappy	
1367	super-sized rotten herbal stuffing	5	crappy	
1368	rotten can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4	crappy	
1369	rotten huge yams	4	crappy	
1370	spinning rhinestone cowboy shirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1371	twirling gingham blouse of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1372	twirling censurious souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1373	wobbly sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	plastic Crimbo wreath of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	bouncing horrifying plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	mirror plastic Crimbo elf of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	savvy plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	aromatic plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	wobbly aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	frozen pressed chocolate	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	wobbly pulsating length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	bouncing stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	ghostly yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	purple top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	narrow zippy rosewater-soaked duck-on-a-string	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	narrow toy train of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	Tesla marionette	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	cyan Temple Grandin's sock monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	crafty rag doll	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	mirror wool can of fake snow	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	family-friendly colored-light "necklace"	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	maroon asbestos-lined tree skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	bland bite-sized wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	stale jittery bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	tasty miniature green tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	cyan shaking stanky Unionize The Elves sign	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	green sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	gray Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	non-Vulcanized maroon snowcone	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	alkaline bouncing snowcone	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	super-colloidal boiled snowcone	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	ionized wobbly snowcone	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	altered energized jittery ghostly snowcone	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	flattened alkaline snowcone	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	bouncing teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	cyan Usain Bolt's traffic cone of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	ghostly iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	ice sickle of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	red shaking wholesome ice baby	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	pulsating ice pick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	greasy Oprah's ice skates	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	immense adequate grue egg omelette	10	good	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	red pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	fancy bite-sized rotten huge yellow mushroom	1	crappy	Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 25
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	yellow blurry useless powder	0		
1438	non-nitrogenated improved twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 28
1439	chilled upside-down hot powder	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 25
1440	diffused colloidal narrow powder	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 14
1441	modified magnetized powder	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 65
1442	adjusted olive stench powder	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 49
1443	ionized maroon sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 20
1444	boiled extra-frozen twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 36
1445	modified vacuum-sealed hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 20
1446	non-nitrogenated diffused nuggets	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 24
1447	tarnished aerosolized blurry nuggets	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
1448	colloidal triple-nitrogenated huge stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 62
1449	tarnished sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 57
1450	modified pulsating twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 15
1451	modified hot wad	1		
1452	modified upside-down wad	1		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 50
1453	compressed squat wad	1		
1454	pickled tumbling red stench wad	1		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 10
1455	powdered ghostly sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	skewed skewed Goth Giant	0		
1458	bite-sized adequate skewed Valentine's Day cake	1	good	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	spinning suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	green 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	skewed bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	cyan lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	blurry ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	shaking squat football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	mirror union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	spinning skewed paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	maroon upside-down troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	gravedigger's rabbit's foot of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1486	yellow massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	bouncing March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	mirror dormouse	0		
1490	Herculean brainy chopsticks	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1
1491	mirror rice bowl of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1492	friendly ninja mop	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1493	wicked ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1494	enhanced quadruple-wet mirror sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	mirror rosewater-soaked cool traffic cone	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	lousy shaking pulsating gloomy mushroom wine	4	decent	
1497	hand-crafted weak lime green mushroom wine	2	super EPIC	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	liquefied tumbling explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	olive clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	huge rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	non-aerosolized snowcone	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	blurry ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	tolerable calle de miel with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	delicious rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	lousy perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	aged watered-down slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	perfumed fake hand	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	vaporized ghostly spinning Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	powdered skewed Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	mixed Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	modified maroon Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	bouncing KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	squat vampire heart	0		
1519	yellow Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	fortified Radio KoL Coffee Mug of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	narrow supercharged forbidden Radio Free Jersey	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1523	upside-down bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	upside-down diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	corkscrew of the cougar of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	squat grass skirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	wobbly padded grass hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	squat twirling grass blade of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	savvy sparkly engagement ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
1539	narrow Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	reassuring grievous Grimacite goggles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	hardy Grimacite glaive of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	curative studded Grimacite greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	squat MacGyver's smartaleck's Grimacite garter	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	bouncing horrifying hale Grimacite galoshes	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	blurry zippy Newton's Grimacite gorget	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	beefy Grimacite guayabera	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	Fonzie's Samson's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1
1548	olive sinister Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
1549	MSG	0		
1550	red lard-coated second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1551	bad bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	decent	
1552	artisanal bottle of Definit	4	EPIC	
1553	artisanal watered-down bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2	EPIC	
1554	acceptable weak bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	good	
1555	acceptable tumbling bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	good	
1556	acceptable practically non-alcoholic boxed champagne	1	good	
1557	delicious thick kumquat	5	awesome	
1558	moldy tangerine	4	crappy	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	normal cyan cocktail onion	3	good	
1561	jumbo bland twirling raspberry	5	decent	
1562	adequate super-sized kiwi	5	good	
1563	mediocre practically non-alcoholic special bouncing whiskey bittersweet	1	decent	Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 10
1564	perfectly mixed mimosette	4	EPIC	
1565	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted tequila sunset	1	super EPIC	
1566	delicious zmobie	3	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	weak lousy bouncing gin and tonic	2	decent	
1568	smooth vodka and tonic	4	awesome	
1569	acceptable vodka gibson	4	good	
1570	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed gibson	1	super EPIC	
1571	acceptable parisian cathouse	4	good	
1572	tolerable watered-down gray rabbit punch	2	good	
1573	fortified mediocre caipifruta	5	decent	
1574	practically non-alcoholic tolerable teqiwila	1	good	
1575	drinkable watered-down Divine	2	good	
1576	perfectly mixed blurry Gordon Bennett	4	EPIC	
1577	aged tangarita	3	awesome	
1578	fortified artisanal mandarina colada	5	EPIC	
1579	perfectly mixed gimlet	3	EPIC	
1580	lousy fancy brick road	4	decent	Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 5
1581	aged vodka stratocaster	4	awesome	
1582	aged skewed Neuromancer	4	awesome	
1583	lousy prussian cathouse	4	decent	
1584	bad wobbly Mae West	3	decent	
1585	lousy practically non-alcoholic shaking skewed Mon Tiki	1	decent	
1586	lousy teqiwila slammer	4	decent	
1587	huge moldy Knob lo mein	8	crappy	
1588	spoiled wobbly asparagus lo mein	3	crappy	
1589	massive flavorless cyan Knoll lo mein	8	decent	
1590	fancy flavorless lo mein	3	decent	Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 15
1591	jumbo decent olive lo mein	5	good	
1592	decent half-sized hot hi mein	2	good	
1593	normal hi mein	3	good	
1594	spoiled hi mein	3	crappy	
1595	rotten skewed hi mein	4	crappy	
1596	jumbo stale bouncing sleazy hi mein	5	decent	
1597	fuchsia deadly Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	hardy Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	bouncing jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	mediocre weak tangarita with a fly in it	2	decent	
1601	mediocre watered-down mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	decent	
1602	special lousy watered-down olive prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	decent	Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 10
1603	weak acceptable Mae West with a fly in it	2	good	
1604	diluted twirling astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	narrow delectable catalyst	0		
1606	twisted tumbling ultimate wad	1		
1607	tarnished quadruple-diffused chilled libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 37
1608	unsweetened red eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 46
1609	wet quadruple-activated perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 32
1610	dry eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 30
1611	colloidal potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 60
1612	activated concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 20
1613	red weightlifter's coffin lid	0		Muscle: +15
1614	tumbling smooth satin shield	0		Moxie: +15
1615	bouncing rosy-cheeked Cerebral Cloche	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	smelly Cerebral Culottes	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	fireproof medical-grade banded Cerebral Crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	blurry ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	red blinking munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	green homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	colloidal alkaline astral mushroom	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	wobbly badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	enhanced triple-chilled improved blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	irradiated green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	adjusted orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	irradiated tumbling blurry purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	pickled boiled mirror pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	raspberry beret of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	personal trainer's pixel shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	practically non-alcoholic drinkable around the world	1	good	
1635	gray scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	ghostly twirling tumbling Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	magnetized deionized yellow lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 39
1638	dry improved lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 57
1639	dry quantum lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 42
1640	irradiated galvanized spinning lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 33
1641	energized spinning lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 47
1642	lousy Grimacite Bock	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	decent huge wedge of gray cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	upside-down and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	mirror brick	0		Free Pull
1650	tumbling milk of magnesium	0		
1651	special yummy big twirling foie gras	5	awesome	Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 35
1652	super-anodized quadruple-wet diffused candy brain	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	lime green occult dance instructor's supercool jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	lightning-fast aromatic wad of Crovacite	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
1655	twirling smelly Herculean collar	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1662	crafty Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Maximum MP: +10
1663	skewed Usain Bolt's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Initiative: +80
1664	clever Radio KoL Maracas	0		Maximum MP: +20
1665	Radio KoL Bottle Opener of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1666	Jim Carey's Radio KoL Patch	0		Monster Level: +25
1667	bouncing ghostly Usain Bolt's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Initiative: +80
1668	Rosewater's star boomerang	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1669	wicked star stiletto	0		Spell Damage: +5
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	twirling swindleblossom	0		
1673	wool groovy grave robbing shovel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
1674	skewed skewed vibrating superhero mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	blinking ore	0		
1676	wobbly styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	red pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	energetic sword of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
1680	wobbly sharpshooter's staff of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
1681	Van der Graaf bubblewrap sword of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1682	stanky Temple Grandin's bubblewrap staff	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1683	squat wicked bubblewrap crossbow of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5
1684	experienced styrofoam sword of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1685	Socratic styrofoam staff of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1686	blurry styrofoam crossbow of horror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1687	red Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	censurious dance instructor's crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1689	ribbon of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	huge bouncing chilly discarded bottlecap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	jittery Jack Frost's discarded torn-up glove of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	magnetized jittery salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 61
1693	anodized double-galvanized pulsating blurry cyan eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 33
1694	unsweetened Frogade	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 61
1695	nitrogenated dry papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 46
1696	tasty royal jelly taco	3	awesome	
1697	special miniature tasty cyan tofu taco	2	awesome	Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 30
1698	flavorless jumping bean taco	4	decent	
1699	toothsome squat catgut taco	4	awesome	
1700	adequate small goat cheese taco	2	good	
1701	adequate small pulsating pr0n taco	2	good	
1702	flattened triple-adjusted diffused squat alphabet gum	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 24
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	cyan fireproof sword of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
1707	tumbling curative sage strapping flypaper staff	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1708	miser's grease gun of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
1709	blurry teal perfumed sizzling chaotic sword of static	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
1710	careful sage wiffle-flail of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1711	Jim Carey's sharpshooter's bubble bauble bow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25
1712	wobbly Van der Graaf vibrating supercool Frost™ brand sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1713	inspector's hardy squeaky staff	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +15
1714	veiny healthy fortified can cannon	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10
1715	starchy sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1716	fortified starchy staff	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1717	narrow reassuring starchy crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1718	Rosewater's pestoblade of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30
1719	Fonzie's poutine pole of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1
1720	twirling blue wool foul-smelling curdflinger	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
1721	thinker's beefcake's muculent machete	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10
1722	flame-wreathed glistening staff of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1723	Sherlock's Tesla repeating crossbow	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	red sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	shaking dense meat sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1729	hardened dense meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1730	mirror dense meat crossbow of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1731	squat Tesla thinker's Spirit Precipice of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1732	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf wicked smoldering staff	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1733	fuchsia dog trainer's Tesla Sinatra's hot cross bow	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1734	spinning rosewater-soaked sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text
1735	lard-coated savvy meatspout staff of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1736	ghostly double-paned hardened Herculean carob cannon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +5
1737	lard-coated shuddersword of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1738	red lightning-fast strapping hairy staff of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: 140
1739	narrow scandalous quilted projectile icemaker of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
1740	rock-hard Newton's buffalo blade of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 5
1741	Socratic cheesestick of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20
1742	Sinatra's potato pistol of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5
1743	squat savory sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1744	deadly savory staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1745	flame-retardant savory crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1746	purple zippy wool dance instructor's Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
1747	arcane researcher's soylent staff of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1748	miser's sizzling goulauncher	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
1749	lime green defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	clever Gnollish pie server	0		Maximum MP: +20
1751	red narrow fireproof Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1752	squat gray Knob Goblin spatula of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1753	jack flapper of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1754	Tesla filthy pestle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1755	blurry chilly Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Cold Damage: +5
1756	Jeselnik's huge spoon	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1757	smelly pizza cutter	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1758	supercool star spatula	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1759	cool foon of fulmination of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1760	friendly rock-hard foon of frigidity	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +3
1761	stanky crafty foon of foulness	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1762	lightning-fast curative foon of fearfulness	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1763	tumbling lime green miser's deadly foon of fleshiness	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
1764	shaking Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	bouncing Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	olive pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	mirror Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	decent fricasseed brains	4	good	
1770	normal brains casserole	4	good	
1771	yellow shaking flame-retardant butcherknife	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1772	medical-grade corn holder	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1773	eggbeater of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1774	delicious bottle of popskull	4	awesome	
1775	crafty dishrag	0		Maximum MP: +10
1776	flavorless stale baguette	3	decent	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	miniature spoiled cyan dinner	2	crappy	
1779	katana of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1781	fortified enchantlers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	cyan asbestos-lined Fonzie's ram-battering staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5
1783	rotten crazy Turkish delight	3	crappy	
1784	wobbly chaotic healthy Snow Queen Crown	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	toasty curative supercool ga-ga radio	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1786	pulsating blinking six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	deionized bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 19
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	watered-down delicious fancy jittery Ram's Face Lager	2	awesome	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 25
1791	cyan ram horns	0		
1792	mirror knitted Tesla occult Travoltan trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	auspicious brawny pool cue	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
1794	ionized handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 45
1795	jittery wizardly Counterclockwise Watch	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	maroon mirror first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	olive second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	shaking fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	narrow fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	blue second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	huge narrow sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	blinking eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	spinning tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	mirror shaking twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	wobbly jittery first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	squat second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	mirror fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	spinning huge sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	green seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	lime green sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	jittery twirling third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	spinning fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	skewed sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	maroon tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	yellow left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	mirror teal left sixth rib	0		
1845	teal jittery left seventh rib	0		
1846	tumbling left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	pulsating right first rib	0		
1852	red right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	bouncing cyan right fifth rib	0		
1856	tumbling right sixth rib	0		
1857	huge right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	tumbling right ninth rib	0		
1860	teal right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	blinking blue left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	gray right humerus	0		
1870	ghostly left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	shaking right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	purple right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	lime green left fibula	0		
1879	blue right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	yellow right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	jittery left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	mirror pulsating right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	huge fuchsia right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	squat left first rear claw	0		
1893	gray left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	pulsating right first rear claw	0		
1897	skewed right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	scandalous 1-ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1901	green miser's experienced 2-ball	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +10
1902	tumbling toasty brainy 3-ball	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5
1903	scorching Sinatra's 4-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25
1904	Jeselnik's 5-ball of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
1905	teal weightlifter's 6-ball of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20
1906	7-ball of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	spinning manspreader's Annie Oakley's medical-grade clockwork sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1911	shellacked banded clockwork staff of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1912	tumbling purple sharpshooter's electrified vibrating clockwork crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	blurry clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	yellow Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wool wakizashi	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Synergetic
1922	shaking gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	jittery blurry tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	twirling tattered snake standard	0		
1926	bouncing fuchsia KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	Herculean greaves	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	scorching chilly helmet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	ghostly red lard-coated chaotic spear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
1932	studded shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Breakable
1933	pitchfork of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1934	pulsating Annie Oakley's broken sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1935	snarling wolf shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Synergetic
1937	teal snake shield	0		Item Drop: +5, Synergetic
1938	hardy serpentine sword	0		Maximum HP: +50, Synergetic
1939	wobbly shaking grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	yellow squat frosty mansplainer's 9-ball of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1941	ghostly seal pendant of the scaredy-cat of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -15, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	greedy manspreader's turtle brooch	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	wobbly family-friendly electrified noodle ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	Fonzie's saucepan earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	Herculean disco ball pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	Annie Oakley's accordion pin of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	miser's clever worn tophat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	bouncing horrifying supercool tap shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
1949	spoiled Manetwich	4	crappy	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	bad fuchsia bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	decent	
1952	bland bouncing desiccated apricot	4	decent	
1953	weak mediocre flute of flat champagne	2	decent	
1954	normal dehydrated caviar	4	good	
1955	bouncing ghostly styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	mediocre practically non-alcoholic snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1	decent	
1957	huge quill pen	0		
1958	squat inkwell	0		
1959	blinking squat tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	pulsating can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	chilled Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 58
1963	dance card	0		
1964	opera mask of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	gravedigger's sizzling Amulet of Yendor	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	shaking cyan bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	squat tumbling nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	miser's Jack Frost's shrimp fork	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
1973	skewed half of a memo	0		
1974	jittery cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	spinning gravy fairy	0		
1978	shaking gravy fairy	0		
1979	twirling gravy fairy	0		
1980	cyan pulsating sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	ghostly hand turkey	0		
1984	shaking purple snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	skewed undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	twirling angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	wobbly rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	jittery maroon rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	fuchsia rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	ghostly left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	ghostly Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	blurry The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	lime green Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	teal squat Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	twirling Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	huge Serenity trading card	0		
2014	gray Inndya trading card	0		
2015	purple Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	mirror spinning spade necklace	0		
2018	blurry lime green club necklace	0		
2019	twirling cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	normal mirror cherry pie	4	good	
2021	decent strawberry pie	4	good	
2022	yummy lemon meringue pie	3	awesome	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	stale mixed wildflower greens	4	decent	
2025	half-sized delicious ghostly handful of walnuts	2	awesome	
2026	jumbo normal nutty organic salad	5	good	
2027	spoiled super salad	4	crappy	
2028	bland tofu wonton	3	decent	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	therapeutic ruddy Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2031	tumbling razor-sharp didgeridooka	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2032	wobbly auspicious smelly bullet-proof corduroys	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	round sunglasses of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2034	purple fortified wicker shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	colloidal liquefied purple radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 17
2037	cold-filtered upside-down wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 31
2038	aerosolized ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 57
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	bland blinking brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	decent	
2046	small normal mirror frat brats	2	good	
2047	rotten jittery skewed knob ka-bobs	4	crappy	
2049	artisanal twirling can of Swiller	3	EPIC	
2050	huge broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	tumbling reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	shaking market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	improved electrified adder bladder	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 37
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	quadruple-polymerized pressed colloidal blue blinking Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 21
2060	zippy perfumed sword	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20
2061	Sinatra's helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	mansplainer's Tesla shield	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2063	spoiled huge tumbling squat blackberry	6	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	olive wizardly kick-ass kicks of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	blinking tequila grenade	0		
2069	stiffened beer helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	smelly distressed denim pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	energetic perforated battle paddle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2072	bouncing deadly brainy flashing novelty button	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5
2073	narrow greedy hardened glowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	mirror anniversary chutney sculpture of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2075	spandex anniversary shorts of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	blurry smartaleck's jar of anniversary jam	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2077	brainy bucket of anniversary lard	0		Mysticality: +5
2078	shellacked anniversary concrete fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	Socratic makeshift turban of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	resourceful makeshift cape	0		Maximum MP: +50
2081	ghostly deadly makeshift skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	purple wobbly toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	denatured bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	vaporized bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 40
2087	boiled purple tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 15
2088	corrupted chilled mirror Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 54
2089	blue Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	yellow twirling huge miser's nasty Lo Pan's pilgrim shield of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	twirling bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	hors d'oeuvre tray of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2094	thick decent ballroom blintz	5	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	pickled fuchsia guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 40
2097	upside-down Tesla 17-ball	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	blurry vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	spinning empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	upside-down burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	ghostly rock	0		
2109	spinning jittery gray stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	huge bouncing tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	frosty wheel	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	prehistoric spear of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	baleful fire of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	narrow wholesome Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2121	sizzling ASCII shirt	0		Hot Damage: +10
2122	reassuring foul-smelling safety vest	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2123	nasty eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Stench Damage: +5
2125	cool Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Moxie: +5
2126	scandalous Da Vinci's bronze breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
2127	yellow ghostly hardy arcane researcher's hat hacker T-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	toasty killer rag doll	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	mirror green tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	nippy incredibly marionette	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	clever mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	crafty personal trainer's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	spinning toy crazy train of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	shaking razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	squat toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	twirling length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	teal toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	green felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	narrow jittery evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	green stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	upside-down evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	blinking evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	narrow toothsome rock	0		
2149	half-sized decent frank	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	bland enchanted tumbling plate of franks and beans	4	decent	Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	extra-dry smooth shot of blackberry schnapps	5	awesome	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	yellow carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	olive Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	spinning logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	mirror high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	yellow servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	pulsating quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	upside-down computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	upside-down reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	squat sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	pulsating atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	jittery wicked toy ray gun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	fireproof chaotic toy space helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	blue MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	smelly Jack Frost's astronaut pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	occult toy jet pack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	wobbly triangular stone	0		
2174	blinking mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	narrow rough stone sphere	0		
2178	curative obsidian dagger	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2179	pulsating archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	bouncing narrow Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	tumbling Harold's hammer	0		
2185	supercharged Kiss the Knob apron	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	blue lit birthday cake	0		
2188	fancy flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	watered-down bad red flask of peppermint schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	fuchsia sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	flavorless half-sized candy stake	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	lousy weak eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	bland massive unspeakable fruitcake	10	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	bite-sized bland gingerbread horror	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	oxidized quadruple-frozen but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	big rotten cyan bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	low-calorie rotten skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	special stale squat tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	brainy plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	Lo Pan's plastic yuletide troll	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	plastic skeletal reindeer of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	groovy plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	plastic Scream Queen of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	red time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	frightening Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	frightening studded bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	wobbly dance instructor's Crimbo ukulele	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	sharpshooter's ruddy Tiki lighter	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	greasy rock-hard deck of tropical cards	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	foul-smelling deadly tropical paperweight	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	shaking tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	friendly Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	gray Oprah's Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	big stale special super ka-bob	5	decent	Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 40
2218	moldy beer basted brat	3	crappy	
2219	perfumed Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	wet flattened electrified ghostly and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	narrow fortified educational liar's pants	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	flame-retardant Jack Frost's juggler's balls	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	blurry stanky pink shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	shaking familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	lightning-fast evil eyeball pendant of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	diffused tarnished narrow arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	ionized denatured cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	tarnished polarized tarnished toad horn	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	twirling icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	ghostly mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	fortified bow tie	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Clowniness: 75
2234	Da Vinci's calavera concertina	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Song Duration: 7
2235	Van der Graaf ratarang of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2236	altered ionized turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 57
2237	skewed pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	pygmy nose-bone of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
2239	blue dangerous deadly bad voodoo mask	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	curative pygmy spear	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2242	flattened pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 54
2243	wholesome sage headhunter necktie	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2244	coward's strapping pointed stick	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -20
2245	horrifying knobby helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	clever knobby kneepads	0		Maximum MP: +20
2247	maroon flame-retardant sewer turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2248	hardened boxer's sebaceous shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3
2249	rosy-cheeked skeletortoise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	baleful box turtle	0		Spell Damage: +25
2252	jittery rosy-cheeked box turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2253	wholesome bottlecap turtle of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2254	jittery fireproof foul-smelling sharpshooter's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	banded furry turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	teal censurious furry earmuffs	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2257	twirling maroon friendly MacGyver's reinforced furry underpants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3
2258	narrow "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	jittery photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	tumbling hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	miniature bland stunt nuts	2	decent	
2265	decent wet stew	4	good	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	huge asbestos-lined Staff of Fats	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2269	decent sausage wonton	4	good	
2270	olive huge Herculean beefy belt	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2271	mediocre weak bottle of Merlot	2	decent	
2272	acceptable bottle of Port	3	good	
2273	perfectly mixed triple-distilled bottle of Pinot Noir	9	EPIC	
2274	mediocre watered-down bottle of Zinfandel	2	decent	
2275	enchanted bad blurry bottle of Marsala	4	decent	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 25
2276	triple-distilled mediocre bouncing bottle of Muscat	8	decent	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	twirling Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	skewed book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	curative seal-skull helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	executive glowstick of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	pulsating Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	olive marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	green boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	yellow Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	activated moist yellow candy heart	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	diffused frozen wobbly pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	frozen candy heart	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	altered polarized bouncing candy heart	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	activated candy heart	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	altered modified twirling candy heart	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	blue pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	upside-down upside-down candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	shaking broken carburetor	0		
2317	yellow bronze token	0		
2318	narrow bomb	0		
2319	mirror carved wheel	0		
2320	mirror worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	upside-down headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	mirror Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	narrow stone rose	0		
2327	pickled triple-ionized double-vacuum-sealed jittery can of paint	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 17
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	tumbling bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	rotten Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	crappy	
2333	tumbling ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	fuchsia mirror rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	sharpshooter's shellacked pipe	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2337	reinforced beaded headband of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	rotten ghostly pudding	4	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	bad weak Blackfly Chardonnay	2	decent	
2340	artisanal irresponsibly strong & tan	6	EPIC	
2341	maroon bouncing ghostly pepper	0		
2342	adequate small fancy twirling forest cake	2	good	Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 35
2343	adequate forest ham	3	good	
2344	vacuum-sealed lime green skewed filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 56
2345	frozen super-vacuum-sealed filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 56
2346	energized olive mirror filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 58
2347	bouncing heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	spinning beer bomb	0		
2351	wobbly superamplified boom box	0		
2352	Oprah's fire poi of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2353	purple shellacked bejeweled pledge pin	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2354	narrow spinning communications windchimes	0		
2355	alkaline triple-modified gray henna face paint	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
2356	wet quadruple-deionized ionized green tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 40
2357	stiffened Gaia beads	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5
2358	squat green pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	tumbling shaking clay bead	0		
2361	stanky beefy hippy medical kit	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2362	cool weightlifter's Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5
2363	family-friendly baleful longhaired hippy wig	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	ghostly jittery frightening Zim Merman's guitar	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2365	upside-down C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2366	huge Rosewater's peel hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	mirror miser's clever flowing hippy skirt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	blurry smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	decent banana	3	good	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	moldy banana cream pie	3	crappy	
2376	bad banana daiquiri	4	decent	
2377	perfectly mixed high-proof bungle in the jungle	6	EPIC	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	deionized banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 40
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	lime green woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	tumbling ghostly class ring	0		
2383	tumbling class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	blinking bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	twirling strapping keg shield of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3
2387	finger of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2388	horrifying war tongs of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
2389	pulsating red Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	zippy asbestos apron	0		Initiative: +20
2391	tumbling beaten-up Chucks of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2392	tumbling horrifying natty ascot	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2393	extremely unsafe wreath of laurels of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	groovy Danglin' Chad's loincloth of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	nippy tube sock	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2396	lime green chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	yellow Sherlock's energy drink IV	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2399	shaking baleful savvy Elmley shades	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2400	red molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	spinning avaricious beer bong	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +30
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	narrow Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	lime green pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	skewed gray triffid bark	0		
2414	purple twirling lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	razor-sharp bounty-hunting helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	bounty-hunting rifle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2418	toasty bounty-hunting pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	quadruple-pickled bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 29
2420	pickled ionized ionized cyan teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 54
2421	triple-chilled magnetized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 59
2422	irradiated irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 25
2423	tarnished deionized skewed Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 32
2424	polarized energized cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 28
2425	alkaline colloidal ghostly upside-down can of spinach	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 22
2426	quadruple-unsweetened extra-diffused fuchsia fire flower	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 24
2427	moist freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 41
2428	double-quantum purple squat fake blood	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 27
2429	unsweetened irradiated Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 48
2430	double-deionized bag of lard	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 34
2431	polarized electrified pickled skewed bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 34
2432	frozen SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 11
2433	alkaline modified bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 68
2434	altered diffused eyedrops	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 19
2435	electrified upside-down Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 55
2436	super-polymerized donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 63
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	blurry poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	maroon Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	upside-down curative pink glowstick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	artisanal weak Supernova Champagne	2	EPIC	
2445	squat Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	tumbling empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	upside-down goatskin umbrella of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2452	dance instructor's wool hat of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	asbestos-lined nasty belt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2455	miser's bar whip	0		Meat Drop: +10
2456	jittery barskin buckler of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2457	beefcake's whip	0		Muscle: +25
2458	studded barskin loincloth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	frightening tighty whiteys	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	nasty yak toupee	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	rotten bowl of Bounty-Os	3	crappy	
2465	drinkable high-proof pulsating Oreille Divisée brandy	8	good	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	wobbly suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	ghostly lime green callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	skewed empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	scandalous ruddy clown wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	scorching clownskin belt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2477	yellow jittery up-at-dawn clownskin buckler	0		Adventures: +5, Clowniness: 50
2478	healthy clown whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	dance instructor's demon-horned hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	sinister demon buckler	0		Spell Damage: +10
2482	hardy hardened Rosewater's demon whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50
2483	barskin cloak of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2484	therapeutic snakeskin duster of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2485	ghostly Fonzie's clownskin harness of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Clowniness: 50
2486	hardy demonskin jacket of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100
2487	coward's hipposkin poncho	0		Monster Level: -20
2488	manspreader's yak anorak	0		Monster Level: +10
2489	bouncing supercool tuxedo shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2490	huge teal flame-retardant hardy gnauga hide vest	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
2491	blurry shirt kit	0		
2492	mirror tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	blurry tumbling cool Necrotelicomnicon of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Food Drop: +100
2495	family-friendly toasty Cookbook of the Damned	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2496	flame-wreathed deadly Sinful Desires	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2497	maroon molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	bouncing molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	narrow molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	red Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	blurry extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	spinning precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	skewed beach glass bead	0		
2507	ghostly clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	wholesome beach glass necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2509	peace-sign necklace of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2510	supercool round sunglasses of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	pulsating hale veiny spark plug earring	0		Maximum HP: 30
2514	red upside-down Usain Bolt's slick woven baling wire bracelets	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +80
2515	asbestos-lined gearbox necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
2516	ghostly sinister Herculean wrench bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10
2517	yellow supercool chain necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20
2518	bouncing shellacked sawblade shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2519	weak enchanted drinkable McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2	good	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 45
2520	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic ghostly melted Jell-o shot	1	EPIC	
2521	drinkable boozy cruelty-free wine	5	good	
2522	fortified tolerable thistle wine	5	good	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	special flavorless fish	4	decent	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 35
2526	flavorless fish casserole	3	decent	
2527	moldy enchanted fish lasagna	3	crappy	Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 5
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	huge fancy rotten mirror shaking gnatloaf	9	crappy	Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 45
2530	adequate gnatloaf casserole	4	good	
2531	huge bland gnat lasagna	7	decent	
2532	pork	0		
2533	bland pork chop sandwiches	3	decent	
2534	miniature rotten lime green tumbling pork casserole	2	crappy	
2535	toothsome snack-sized ghostly pork lasagna	2	awesome	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	ghostly organs	0		
2539	curative Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2540	spinning tomb ratchet	0		
2541	bouncing Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	warmed lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	tarnished tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	non-unsweetened mirror begpwnia	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	magnetized adjusted upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	ionized colloidal jittery olive jittery half-orchid	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	lard-coated vibrating tin star	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	yellow pulsating Jim Carey's Fonzie's outrageous sombrero	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	padded grievous "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	blurry Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	tumbling vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	gray turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	wobbly sizzling vibrating Shagadelic Disco Banjo of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	tumbling lightning-fast chilly Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	arcane researcher's wizardly Chelonian Morningstar	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	rock-hard wicked Hammer of Smiting	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	banded 17-alarm Saucepan of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	up-at-dawn flame-retardant foul-smelling Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	jittery blue Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	pulsating Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	diffused squat ant agonist	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 41
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	wobbly ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	mirror ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	ghostly honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	scandalous hardy cactus quill	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
2578	narrow lightning-fast hardy Staff of the Short Order Cook of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +40
2579	stale lime green cactus fruit	3	decent	
2580	shellacked quilted scorpion whip	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7
2581	blinking handful of sand	0		
2582	pulsating pulsating brick of sand	0		
2583	rotten centipede eggs	3	crappy	
2584	Sinatra's wonderwall shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2585	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2586	censurious General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2587	upside-down groovy Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2588	brawny Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2589	adequate bite-sized ghostly hot date	1	good	
2590	tolerable distilled distilled fortified wine	5	good	
2591	rotten tasty tart	4	crappy	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	small tasty jittery Knob pasty	2	awesome	
2594	acceptable watered-down thermos full of Knob coffee	2	good	
2595	diffused electrified unsweetened mirror Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 43
2596	gray leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	spinning Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	jittery carbonated water lily	0		
2601	red up-at-dawn experienced savvy Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Adventures: +5
2602	red dangerous strapping Staff of Blood and Pudding of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	Tuesday's ruby of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	narrow squat palm-frond fan	0		
2607	stylish palm-frond whip	0		Moxie: +25
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	green foul-smelling Oprah's palm-frond capris	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	blurry crafty extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	mirror palm-frond cloak of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	delicious savoy truffle	3	awesome	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	steel-toed Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	thick adequate unidentified jerky	5	good	
2621	forbidden boxer's nasty rat mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	forbidden beefcake's ratskin belt	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2623	blurry rattail whip of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
2624	upside-down Oprah's educational bat hat	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	double-paned bat whip of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5
2626	vibrating cool bat-ass jacket	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2627	pulsating double-paned rock-hard catskin cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	manspreader's catskin buckler of temperance	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2629	reassuring sharpshooter's tail o' nine cats	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	energized chilled gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 33
2632	modified energized mother's helper	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 14
2633	narrow nippy pat-a-cake pendant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	narrow skewed really thick bandage	0		
2636	medical-grade mummy mask	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	Lo Pan's quilted gauze shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	inspector's studded greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	frightening forbidden cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	chilly brainy Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +5
2643	forbidden happiness	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2644	skewed feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	narrow frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	red squat lard-coated Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2650	shaking cyan bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	tumbling pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	toothsome S.T.L.T.	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	yummy narrow honey-dew	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	tolerable shaking Xanadian	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	corrupted pressed yellow bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	bouncing greedy Sinatra's Drowsy Sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +20
2657	special miniature adequate escargotsicle	2	good	Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bottle of realpagne	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	hardened albatross necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	compressed tumbling not-a-pipe	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	fancy bad flask of Amontillado	4	decent	Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	wizardly ball mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	blurry Rosewater's Can-Can skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	cold-filtered upside-down upside-down sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	energized bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	flattened triple-galvanized ghostly bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	double-denatured triple-vacuum-sealed spiky collar	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	diluted can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	modified twirling patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	diluted Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	lousy shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	blurry library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	non-quantum wet blurry wobbly bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	dried skewed handful of moss	1		
2676	modified bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 20
2677	denatured yellow protein powder	1		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 5
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	pickled sparkler	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 19
2680	irradiated warmed snake	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 43, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	energized green M-242	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 53
2682	narrow detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	upside-down blurry asbestos-lined beefcake's armgun	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	upside-down stone frisbee	0		
2688	lightning-fast resourceful smartaleck's dreadlock whip	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40
2689	zippy beer-a-pult of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
2690	chaotic Herculean cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2691	huge decent special handful of nuts and berries	6	good	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 20
2692	perfumed greasy driftwood sculpture	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
2693	huge careful studded massive sitar	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10
2694	family-friendly supercool stone baseball cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	artisanal olive cup of beer	3	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	lard-coated personal trainer's duct tape shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2700	Van der Graaf duct tape fedora of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	personal trainer's supercool duct tape sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2702	ruddy savvy duct tape dockers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	skewed blinking sharpshooter's duct tape buckler	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	jittery ghostly lime green censurious blackberry slippers of the ox of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2706	Sinatra's smooth blackberry moccasins of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2707	aromatic hardy shellacked blackberry combat boots	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2708	enhanced yellow funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 43
2709	bouncing exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	maroon blinking cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	pressed facepaint	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 56
2712	polymerized tarnished sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 50
2713	wet twirling twirling Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 18
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	jittery Da Vinci's stylish battered hubcap of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2717	purple mansplainer's hood ornament of Tarzan of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25
2718	shaking spare kidney	0		
2719	Sherlock's Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked hand-carved bokken	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
2720	executive fireproof Fonzie's hand-carved bow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
2721	gravedigger's therapeutic hand-carved staff of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2722	clever stiffened stylish beefy Staff of the Greasefire	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20
2723	reassuring Staff of the Grand Flambé of doom of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
2724	stale spinning bouncing bowl of rye sprouts	3	decent	
2725	stale cob of corn	4	decent	
2726	tiny rotten juniper berries	1	crappy	
2727	fancy big normal plum	5	good	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 30
2728	enchanted flavorless wobbly pear	3	decent	Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 25
2729	bland enchanted shaking peach	3	decent	Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 5
2730	acceptable plum wine	4	good	
2731	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong huge squat shot of pear schnapps	9	EPIC	
2732	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong bouncing shot of peach schnapps	9	EPIC	
2733	miniature delicious bunch of square grapes	2	awesome	
2734	moldy big upside-down brown sugar cane	5	crappy	
2735	toothsome bouncing olive jittery sandwich of the gods	3	awesome	
2736	drinkable wobbly Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	good	
2737	twisted ghostly leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	colloidal panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 35
2740	scandalous hale Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
2741	spirit-forward artisanal boilermaker	5	EPIC	
2742	massive spoiled wobbly steel lasagna	10	quest	
2743	tolerable cyan steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	vaporized huge steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	colloidal denatured unsweetened gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 29
2746	concentrated extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 47
2747	shaking shaking chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	miser's furniture dolly	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2749	bouncing foul-smelling hardened Da Vinci's Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10
2750	friendly Uranium Omega of Temperance of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2751	wobbly groovy beefcake's Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
2752	energetic Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2753	zippy Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2754	censurious Nickel Gamma of Frugality of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2755	auspicious Iron Beta of Industry of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2756	Copper Alpha of Sincerity of the storm of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2757	supercharged Red Balloon of Valor of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2758	Jack Frost's steel-toed Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2759	extremely unsafe Blue Diamond of Honesty of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2760	squat forbidden Green Clover of Justice of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2761	smelly banded Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2762	arcane researcher's Orange Star of Sacrifice of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
2763	wobbly lime green mirror scandalous extremely unsafe Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2764	reassuring padded boxer's Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2765	olive Harold's bell	0		
2766	shaking bowling ball	0		
2767	flavorless enchanted half-sized mirror Crimbo pie	2	decent	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 30
2768	spoiled immense squat pear tart	9	crappy	
2769	decent miniature spinning peach pie	2	good	
2770	quantum lime green chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 54
2771	pressed shaking twirling handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 13
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	skewed squat pulsating glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	squat flame-retardant Jack Frost's filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
2778	foul-smelling filigreed hamethyst necklace of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2779	rock-hard sinister Socratic filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2780	maroon flame-wreathed rock-hard baconstone earring of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2781	inspector's groovy baconstone necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2782	pulsating fireproof brawny baconstone ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2783	crafty hardened pulled porquoise earring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10
2784	lime green blurry shellacked sinister pulled porquoise pendant	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2785	rosy-cheeked experienced weightlifter's pulled porquoise ring	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2786	toasty resourceful Earring of Fire	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2787	greasy Pendant of Fire of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2788	energetic steel-toed Ring of Fire	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2789	squat auspicious family-friendly Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2790	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of doom of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2791	horrifying scorching Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2792	rosewater-soaked Jeselnik's Unspeakable Earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2793	wool supercharged Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2794	skewed lard-coated friendly The Ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2795	jittery Nose Ring of Putrescence of the ox of the brazier	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2796	friendly extremely unsafe Putrid Pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2797	bouncing horrifying Ring of the Sewer Snake of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2798	purple nasty Mudflap-Girl Earring of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2799	up-at-dawn aromatic Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2800	stiffened Mudflap-Girl Ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2801	huge vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	skewed flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	activated diffused upside-down blue vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 19
2805	deionized vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 57
2806	vacuum-sealed improved spinning vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 25
2807	quadruple-polymerized tumbling flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 53
2808	electrified green flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 54
2809	cold-filtered alkaline wobbly flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 65
2810	double-dry twirling upside-down jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 11
2811	colloidal squat teal jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 24
2812	dry corrupted jittery jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 64
2813	narrow wicked beefy Beret	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	maroon Samson's cool Bludgeon of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Brimstone
2815	yellow Van der Graaf ruddy Bunker of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Brimstone
2816	shaking vibrating Rosewater's Boxers of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	lime green twirling asbestos-lined hardy smartaleck's Brooch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	Jeselnik's scandalous Bracelet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: 30, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	smelly Grimacite gasmask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	squat stiffened smooth Grimacite gat	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	skewed wobbly sizzling healthy Grimacite gaiters	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	nasty boxer's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	blurry Oprah's Grimacite go-go boots of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	twirling savvy Grimacite girdle of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	ghostly Herculean Grimacite gown	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	reassuring frosty beefy Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	yellow digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	delicious skewed digital key lime pie	4	awesome	
2833	small decent star key lime pie	2	good	
2834	wool quilted groovy bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	ghostly reassuring indie comic hipster glasses	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	frightening chaotic glowstick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Periodical Paintbrush of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
2840	bad spirit-forward special twirling bottle of cooking sherry	5	decent	Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 45
2841	half-sized bland packet of ketchup	2	decent	
2842	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted narrow red accidental cider	1	EPIC	
2843	spoiled dire fudgesicle	3	crappy	
2844	executive reassuring wholesome navel ring of navel gazing of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2848	spinning ghostly Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	perfectly mixed moonberry wine cooler	3	EPIC	
2851	adequate mirror fine aged cheddarwurst	3	good	
2852	olive branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	tumbling Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	squat upside-down bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	hale huge mosquito proboscis of doom	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2856	frozen aerosolized Vulcanized swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 52
2857	energized anodized seegar butt	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 40
2858	gray bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	smelly vibrating witch wart	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2860	yummy swamp muck	3	awesome	
2861	blinking censurious crafty leechknife of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	frozen pickled dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 64
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	shellacked beefy beaver spear	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
2866	wobbly zippy greedy shamanic beads	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20
2867	Jeselnik's nippy dilapidated wizard hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	non-enhanced pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 16
2869	frozen warmed pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 42
2870	triple-electrified triple-adjusted cyan spinning pirate tract	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
2871	ghostly wobbly burnt flower	0		
2872	skewed rock-hard plastic Naughty Sorceress of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2873	extremely unsafe plastic Ed the Undying of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2874	miser's plastic Lord Spookyraven of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10
2875	weightlifter's plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Muscle: +15
2876	pulsating brawny plastic protector spectre	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2877	pulsating nasty plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Stench Damage: +5
2878	padded plastic Boss Bat	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2879	deadly plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2880	tumbling Fonzie's plastic Bonerdagon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2881	twirling purple wool plastic The Man	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2882	upside-down wholesome plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2883	jittery quilted plastic Felonia	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2884	nippy plastic Beelzebozo	0		Cold Damage: +10
2885	sinister plastic conservationist hippy	0		Spell Damage: +10
2886	blurry plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Item Drop: +5
2887	squat family-friendly plastic angry bugbear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2888	deadly plastic anime smiley	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2889	scandalous plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2890	beefcake's plastic astronomer	0		Muscle: +25
2891	wobbly beefy plastic beanbat	0		Muscle: +10
2892	plastic blooper of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2893	perfumed plastic brainsweeper	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2894	Socratic plastic briefcase bat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2895	jittery plastic demoninja of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2896	plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2897	rosy-cheeked plastic drunk goat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2898	dog trainer's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2899	Sinatra's plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2900	electrified plastic handsome mariachi	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2901	ribald plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2902	fuchsia flame-wreathed plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2903	skewed therapeutic plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2904	shaking frosty plastic Knott Yeti	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2905	Herculean plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2906	jittery wicked plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Spell Damage: +5
2907	Da Vinci's plastic ninja snowman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2908	teal veiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Maximum HP: +10
2909	twirling Oprah's plastic G Imp	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2910	plastic goth of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2911	plastic cubist bull of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2912	Sherlock's plastic scary clown	0		Item Drop: +25
2913	electrified plastic smarmy pirate	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2914	bouncing stiffened plastic spiny skelelton	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2915	bouncing plastic Spam Witch of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2916	huge fuchsia plastic vampire of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2917	frightening plastic taco cat	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2918	blue plastic undead elbow macaroni of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2919	thinker's plastic warwelf	0		Mysticality: +10
2920	olive skewed Oprah's plastic whitesnake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2921	wool plastic XXX pr0n	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2922	squat resourceful plastic zmobie	0		Maximum MP: +50
2923	steel-toed plastic Protagonist	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2924	nasty plastic Spunky Princess	0		Stench Damage: +5
2925	cyan Sinatra's plastic topiary golem	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2926	veiny plastic senile lihc	0		Maximum HP: +10
2927	foul-smelling plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Stench Damage: +10
2928	dangerous plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2930	censurious plastic Axe Wound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2931	yellow wobbly plastic Hellion of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2932	fortified plastic Black Knight	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2933	tumbling strapping plastic pair of tweezers	0		Muscle: +5
2934	huge plastic fruit golem of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2935	inspector's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Item Drop: +15
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	rotten Surprise Egg	3	crappy	
2941	electrified Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 17
2942	energized irradiated mirror chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 34
2943	non-flattened improved Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 16
2945	reassuring knitted party hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	ghostly dangerous V for Vivala mask of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	enchanted irresponsibly strong artisanal purple shot of rotgut	9	EPIC	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 20
2949	quadruple-irradiated corrupted dry wobbly jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 11
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	narrow flame-retardant glowstick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	wobbly wholesome tip jar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2955	diet moldy shaking yam candy	1	crappy	
2956	blurry cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	adequate tiny tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1	good	
2959	ruddy rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2960	stale small gray squat single-serving herbal stuffing	2	decent	
2961	miniature delicious purple packet of tofurkey gravy	2	awesome	
2962	tasty thick tofurkey nugget	5	awesome	
2963	blinking rigging shampoo	0		
2964	shaking ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	spinning Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	wet frozen polymerized huge Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 11
2968	colloidal tarnished Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 17
2969	spoiled creamsicle	3	crappy	
2970	lousy distilled tumbling cream stout	5	decent	
2971	lard-coated vibrating curmudgel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	nasty grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2974	blurry tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	ribald shellacked tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2976	weak aged wobbly fuchsia bilge wine	2	awesome	
2977	mirror beefy witty rapier	0		Muscle: +10
2978	Jeselnik's yohohoyo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25
2979	boiled wobbly shaking fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
2980	huge booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	hardy booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	blinking cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	greasy copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	ghostly quilted smooth tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	green toasty clingfilm trousers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	friendly manspreader's clingfilm cap	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	flame-retardant clingfilm slippers	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	massive adequate vinegar-soaked lemon slice	10	good	
2994	double-corrupted magnetized blurry true grit	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 41
2995	aromatic buoybottoms of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	grievous grungy flannel shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2997	skewed Van der Graaf strapping grungy bandana	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	upside-down Sherlock's grassy cutlass	0		Item Drop: +25
2999	narrow Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	blurry Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pegleg of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3002	squat Rosewater's lamé pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	clever enormous hoop earring	0		Maximum MP: +20
3004	auspicious chilly costume sword	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	upside-down rainbow pearl earring of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	rosewater-soaked rainbow pearl necklace of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	scandalous Herculean rainbow pearl ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	blurry frightening Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
3010	smooth Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -15
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	bouncing gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	narrow ornate chest	0		
3018	lime green mirror gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	pulsating shaking stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	blurry stone pyramid	0		
3025	spirit-forward tolerable corpse on the beach	5	good	
3026	acceptable weak corpsetini	2	good	
3027	acceptable pulsating corpsedriver	3	good	
3028	lousy boozy Corpse Island iced tea	5	decent	
3029	bad practically non-alcoholic red-headed corpse	1	decent	
3030	hand-crafted spinning kamicorpse-ee	3	EPIC	
3031	hand-crafted weak corpsel	2	EPIC	
3032	mediocre jittery corpsebite	3	decent	
3033	fireproof pirate fledges	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Look like a Pirate
3034	teal piece of thirteen	0		
3035	decent pearl onion	4	good	
3036	yummy gray sea biscuit	4	awesome	
3037	tolerable practically non-alcoholic squat bottle of rum	1	good	
3038	tolerable watered-down bottle of black-label rum	2	good	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	jittery joke scroll	0		
3042	upside-down Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	adequate nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	moldy mirror nanite-infested candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	bland miniature nanite-infested fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	delicious nanite-infested eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	shaking El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	frosty eyepatch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	flame-wreathed cutlass	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3052	prompt breeches	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	denatured bouncing candy heart	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	pickled blurry shaking cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	Da Vinci's metallic foil cat ears	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	ghostly synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	lime green twirling cyborg doll of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	tumbling fuchsia buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	toy maglev monorail of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	blurry plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	tumbling silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	ghostly huge carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	blue set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	squat blurry polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	spinning laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	blinking hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	cyan kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	hale marionette collective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	tumbling upside-down monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	miser's borg sock monkey	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	blurry extremely unsafe Socratic roboduck-on-a-string	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	inspector's perfumed biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	hardened extremely unsafe C.B.F.G.	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	jittery gray chilly ruddy biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	oxidized activated cold-filtered vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	spinning handmade hobby horse of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	blinking friendly ball-in-a-cup	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	studded set of jacks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	normal big laser-broiled pear	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	Tesla arcane researcher's polyalloy shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	skewed shaking killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	blurry ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	ghostly robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	stylish vibrating cyborg knife of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	ghostly clever educational immense cyborg hand	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	maroon upside-down beefcake's cyborg stompin' boot of Tarzan of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	twirling teal Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	twirling huge Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	lime green old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	upside-down divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	blinking divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	mirror twirling divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	galvanized vacuum-sealed fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 18
3125	warmed pressed jittery piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 11
3126	teal hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	bouncing marshmallow	0		
3129	adequate roasted marshmallow	4	good	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	adequate tin cup of mulligan stew	4	good	
3132	tumbling rosewater-soaked flamin' bindle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
3133	friendly freezin' bindle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3
3134	electrified stinkin' bindle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3135	pulsating frosty cool bindle	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3136	squat aromatic stiffened sleazy bindle	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1
3137	shellacked 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3138	bouncing skewed Hodgman's whackin' stick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3139	gravedigger's brainy Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	extremely unsafe panhandle panhandling hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	MacGyver's cup of infinite pencils	0		Maximum MP: +100, Damage Aura: 1
3143	Van der Graaf Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	blurry El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	teal El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	lime green El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	cyan El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	adjusted warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 22
3160	unsweetened adjusted modified humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 18
3161	Vulcanized spinning El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 29
3162	huge El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	spinning broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	jittery repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	bouncing augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	alkaline seal eyeball	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 30
3169	jumbo spoiled turtle soup	5	crappy	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	sage evil paper umbrella	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3173	wet evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 33
3174	stale evil boring spaghetti	4	decent	
3175	decent blurry skewed evil noodles	4	good	
3176	big yummy evil noodles	5	awesome	
3177	rotten evil painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
3178	special flavorless 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 15
3179	moldy snack-sized evil ravioli della hippy	2	crappy	
3180	normal small evil noodles	2	good	
3181	colloidal quadruple-enhanced spinning evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 25
3182	irradiated improved evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 38
3183	boiled jittery evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
3184	tarnished squat evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 56
3185	alkaline blurry evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 30
3186	polymerized evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 25
3187	corrupted evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 18
3188	fortified hand-crafted an evil sump'm sump'm	5	EPIC	
3189	perfectly mixed blurry teal evil ducha de oro	3	EPIC	
3190	spirit-forward perfectly mixed teal evil horizontal tango	5	EPIC	
3191	practically non-alcoholic tolerable evil roll in the hay	1	good	
3192	squat naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	shaking origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	maroon naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	scorching origami pasties	0		Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	chaotic Socratic origami riding crop of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	blurry lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	squat thick padded envelope	0		
3202	zippy wizardly KoL Con IV Pole of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	purple jittery dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	olive dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	ghostly small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	red unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	maroon dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	skewed wobbly dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	blurry overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	lightning-fast gravedigger's glowstick	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	shaking electrified boxer's gatorskin umbrella	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	shaking sewer wad	0		
3225	acceptable blurry skewed huge bottle of sewage schnapps	3	good	
3226	special acceptable high-proof bottle of Ooze-O	7	good	Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 50
3227	super-sized decent jittery C.H.U.M. chum	5	good	
3228	spoiled unfortunate dumplings	3	crappy	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	vacuum-sealed pickled oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 55
3231	thinker's tattered paper crown	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	low-calorie adequate blinking vanilla-frosted king cake	1	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	wobbly inflatable duck	0		
3234	pulsating water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	gray Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	shaking shaking Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	tumbling Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	gray Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	blurry Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	tumbling upside-down grievous Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	fireproof occult Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	gray electrified sage Ol' Scratch's ash can of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	double-paned pink plastic baby	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	miser's boxer's Frosty's silk hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	wool Frosty's carrot of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	dog trainer's slick Frosty's nailbat of the storm	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	huge olive family-friendly fireproof Oscus's pelt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	lard-coated smelly scorching Wand of Oscus	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	skewed Oscus's dumpster waders of the dark arts of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	skewed weightlifter's Zombo's skullcap of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	foul-smelling stylish Zombo's shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	nasty Sinatra's Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	wicked Chester's moustache of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	huge chaotic Herculean Chester's bag of candy	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	razor-sharp Chester's cutoffs of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	green bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	blue bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	nitrogenated ionized dry tumbling handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 62
3269	irradiated anodized mirror lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 42
3270	double-concentrated handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 50
3271	smelly crotchety pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	Saccharine Maple pendant of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	narrow red boxer's willowy bonnet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	wobbly black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	frightening studded belt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	tumbling personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	tumbling wizardly stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	tasty yellow salad	4	awesome	
3284	spinning flame-wreathed supercool C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3285	horrifying C.H.U.M. knife	0		Spooky Damage: +25
3286	blurry Frosty's snowball sack of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	twirling abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	maroon blinking untamable turtle	0		
3294	spinning spinning macaroni duck	0		
3295	upside-down ghostly friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	pulsating stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	twirling sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	red Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	jittery The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	smartaleck's sealskin drum	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	maroon washboard shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	nippy spaghetti-box banjo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	wobbly forbidden marinara jug	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	upside-down coward's makeshift castanets	0		Monster Level: -20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	cool left-handed melodica	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	dehydrated epic wad	1	crappy	Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 20
3317	chilly bottlecap	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
3318	teal flame-wreathed corncob pipe	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3319	wicked Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
3320	frayed rope belt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	cyan executive miser's mayfly bait necklace	0		Meat Drop: 50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	gray ghostly Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	acceptable fancy jar of fermented pickle juice	3	good	Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 10
3326	vaporized ghostly fuchsia voodoo snuff	1	crappy	Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 30
3327	moldy huge purple extra-greasy slider	8	crappy	
3328	mirror crumpled felt fedora of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	flame-wreathed medical-grade battered top-hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	lime green shapeless wide-brimmed hat of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	gray executive energetic mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	bouncing flame-retardant manspreader's hobo dungarees	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	Herculean patched suit-pants of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	huge hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	rosewater-soaked banded dead guy's memento	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	thick delicious banquet	5	awesome	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	cyan hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	pulsating bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	pulsating comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	aged Ralph IX cognac	3	awesome	
3351	upside-down llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	magnetized boiled llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	normal snack-sized banana-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	cool brown plastic baby	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	upside-down shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	jittery stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	flavorless mole molé	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	mediocre watered-down Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	quantum concentrated wet Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	corrupted vacuum-sealed pulsating blurry digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	modified ghostly glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	denatured wobbly glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	mixed shaking glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	mixed twirling glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	modified skewed glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	boiled wobbly green glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	tumbling house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	gray Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	miser's cool Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +10
3381	mirror deadly Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	huge auspicious supercharged beefy Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3383	blurry prompt sizzling curative Chester's sunglasses	0		Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3384	MacGyver's brawny Chester's muscle shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100
3385	squat Usain Bolt's frosty Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3386	aromatic Zombo's shoulder blade of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
3387	double-paned foul-smelling Zombo's skull ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	flame-retardant greasy Frosty's arm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
3390	horrifying MacGyver's Sinatra's Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	studded Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	smartaleck's boxer's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	toasty Hodgman's porkpie hat of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	blinking Fonzie's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	censurious curative Hodgman's bow tie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3398	triple-distilled artisanal Hodgman's blanket	9	EPIC	
3399	irresponsibly strong artisanal jar of squeeze	6	EPIC	
3400	flavorless shaking bowl of fishysoisse	3	decent	
3401	altered deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 66
3402	non-polymerized quadruple-ionized concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 30
3403	mirror lewd playing card	0		
3404	wobbly frightening clever Newton's deck of lewd playing cards	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
3405	Hodgman's sock of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3406	purple savvy Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3407	beefcake's Hodgman's almanac	0		Muscle: +25
3408	teal Jeselnik's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3409	sage Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3410	crafty Hodgman's detector	0		Maximum MP: +10
3411	Hodgman's cane of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
3412	teal Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	blue Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	huge Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	triple-denatured galvanized pulsating sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 52
3423	adjusted frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 41
3424	quantum altered aerosolized fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 33
3425	electrified lime green blurry garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 31
3426	pickled bouncing strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 30
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	quadruple-energized green jittery Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 44
3430	blurry bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	green spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	Da Vinci's smooth stirring stick	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5
3436	jittery gravedigger's frightening cool Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: 15
3437	blurry wobbly lard-coated frosty smartaleck's Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3438	frightening deadly Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	modified skewed prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	narrow flame-retardant club of the five seasons	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	skewed savvy rainbow crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	red mirror kitten	0		
3444	deadly webbed comic mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	narrow purple Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	narrow groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	perfumed rosy-cheeked six-rainbow shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	narrow cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	trusty torch of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	stanky Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3458	polymerized super-pressed squat STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 48
3459	acceptable irresponsibly strong twirling white-label gin	8	good	
3460	adequate small tin rations	2	good	
3461	fuchsia twirling haiku challenge map	0		
3462	skewed terrible poem	0		
3463	enchanted lousy squat bottle of sake	4	decent	Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
3464	blue sage round pebble	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3465	snack-sized tasty shaking Bash-Ōs cereal	2	awesome	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	maroon Lo Pan's crafty strapping haiku katana	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	pulsating bargain flash powder	0		
3468	Jim Carey's plastic baby	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	miniature moldy blueberry-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	lime green damp boot	0		
3472	forbidden arcane researcher's Seasonal Beret of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	mirror Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	magnetized blurry cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 50
3475	ionized adjusted maroon blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 29
3476	aerosolized pickled huge plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 32
3477	liquefied diffused pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 28
3478	polymerized aerosolized mirror peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 61
3479	bouncing balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	wobbly psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	upside-down eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	Vulcanized non-deionized tumbling glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 63
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	bland purple beefy fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	bland pulsating glistening fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	adequate slick fish meat	4	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	Newton's fish scimitar of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Booze Drop: +100
3493	resourceful cool fish stick	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50
3494	crafty quilted fish bazooka	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10
3495	frozen enhanced nitrogenated sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 19
3496	electrified bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 32
3497	triple-distilled perfectly mixed olive bottle of Pete's Sake	6	EPIC	
3498	olive invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	bouncing witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	toothsome canapés	4	awesome	
3502	dehydrated spinning thermos of brew	1	good	Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	drinkable boozy glass of brandy	5	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	blinking French slippers	0		
3505	stiffened LWA ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3506	wobbly LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	ghostly Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	rosewater-soaked scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	ghostly scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	olive scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	upside-down scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	green scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	auspicious baleful ganger bandana	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	squat eel skin	0		
3517	Jeselnik's eelskin hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	curative eelskin pants	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	blinking hardy eelskin shield	0		Maximum HP: +50, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	Herculean shark tooth necklace of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
3522	energetic medical-grade shark jumper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3523	tarnished tumbling shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 59
3524	nitrogenated modified chilled wobbly eel battery	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 60
3525	extra-corrupted irradiated huge temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 47
3526	Jeselnik's scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	wobbly mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	gray rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	pulsating cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	bouncing twirling Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	teal plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	shaking plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	yellow plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	jittery plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	greasy depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	blurry twirling prompt thinker's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	gravedigger's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	personal trainer's educational depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	clever arcane researcher's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	blinking spinning green friendly razor-sharp depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	up-at-dawn stiffened depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	lion tamer's vibrating KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	Da Vinci's propeller beanie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	teal reassuring sharpshooter's straw hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	flame-wreathed energetic dangerous octopus's spade	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	spoiled blurry sea carrot	3	crappy	
3556	flavorless snack-sized sea cucumber	2	decent	
3557	flavorless sea avocado	3	decent	
3558	thick decent sea lychee	5	good	
3559	adequate narrow sea tangelo	4	good	
3560	decent sea honeydew	4	good	
3561	extra-improved alkaline squat pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 68
3562	energized pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 42
3563	magnetized nitrogenated ghostly pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 23
3564	smooth high-proof narrow berry-infused sake	6	awesome	
3565	hand-crafted citrus-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3566	smooth blinking pulsating melon-infused sake	4	awesome	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	savvy cool sponge helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	wool gravedigger's experienced spongy shield	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
3570	electrified square sponge pants of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	fuchsia slimy chest	0		
3575	blinking bouncing sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	tumbling bezoar ring	0		
3578	blue candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	spinning wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	blue sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	normal rice	4	good	
3584	adequate huge irradiated candy cane	7	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	jumbo spoiled skewed gingerbread mutant bugbear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	perfectly mixed huge oozenog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	magnetized non-nitrogenated sugar plum	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	dry chilled skewed sugar banana	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	Vulcanized jittery sugar lime	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	polymerized shaking olive sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	asbestos-lined Tesla Mer-kin hookspear	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Drops Meat
3592	shaking Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	warmed skewed Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 27
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	wobbly executive foul-smelling dangerous moist sailor's cap	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	steel-toed brainy speargun	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 9
3601	extremely unsafe compass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	fuchsia reassuring electrified cool diving helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	jittery family-friendly aerated diving helmet of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	blurry live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	concentrated electrified ghostly olive sea grease	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	mirror pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	dry wet unstable DNA	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	pulsating huge huge The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	blurry mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	parasitic claw of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	deadly parasitic tentacles	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	skewed parasitic headgnawer of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	Rosewater's parasitic strangleworm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	ghostly Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	super-polarized non-aerosolized narrow Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	twirling radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	squat foul-smelling elven socks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	Jim Carey's healthy elven gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	chilly occult festive holiday hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	rock-hard patent shoes of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	wobbly vibrating forbidden gray bow tie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	zippy penguin thesaurus of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	stale blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	shaking dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	narrow arcane researcher's depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	tolerable practically non-alcoholic canteen of wine	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	stale half-sized elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	jittery elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	pulsating map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	moldy gigantic toast with jam	10	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	shaking antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	drinkable elven moonshine	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	flavorless wobbly knuckle sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	fireproof groovy psycho sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	horrifying plastic Mob Penguin	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	brainy plastic mutant elf	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	padded plastic fat stack of cash	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	lime green plastic strand of DNA of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	supercool plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	aromatic Putty mitre	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	huge flame-retardant curative Putty leotard	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Sinatra's Putty ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	lightning-fast foul-smelling educational Putty snake	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	electrified glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	glow-in-the-dark dart gun of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	yellow wicked glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	teal Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	fancy adequate miniature can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	perfectly mixed bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	skewed throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	mirror gray Van der Graaf diving muff	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3678	irresponsibly strong acceptable tumbling salinated mint julep	10	good	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	red bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	spoiled tempura carrot	4	crappy	
3685	half-sized adequate tempura cucumber	2	good	
3686	bland wobbly tempura avocado	4	decent	
3687	toothsome sea broccoli	3	awesome	
3688	rotten sea cauliflower	4	crappy	
3689	huge moldy tempura broccoli	7	crappy	
3690	small bland tempura cauliflower	2	decent	
3691	super-sized decent skewed sea blueberry	5	good	
3692	moldy miniature sea persimmon	2	crappy	
3693	magnetized aerosolized pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 68
3694	wet pulsating pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 26
3695	tumbling Mer-kin digpick of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	pulsating velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	upside-down marine aquamarine	0		
3703	huge valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	executive healthy extremely unsafe velcro broadsword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
3706	baleful savvy velcro paddle ball of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25
3707	nippy lion tamer's velcro shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10
3708	yellow Jeselnik's stanky arcane researcher's velcro boots	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3709	Herculean non-stick pugil stick of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +100
3710	upside-down Jeselnik's Tesla teflon spatula of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3711	teflon shield of the wise owl of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100
3712	nasty Annie Oakley's Fonzie's teflon swim fins	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
3713	7-inch discus of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100
3714	upside-down nasty sage slick PVC staff	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
3715	sizzling fortified vinyl shield of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
3716	shaking skewed asbestos-lined hardened smooth vinyl boots	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	fuchsia decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	pulsating tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	shaking foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	red Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	tumbling purple blinking pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	mirror caret	0		
3731	strapping glass gnoll eye	0		Muscle: +5
3732	galvanized quadruple-deionized cigar butt	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 55
3733	stanky manly bloomers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: 75, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	tumbling Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	scorching handwarmer of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3737	toasty groovy lighter	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5
3738	adequate packet of beer nuts	4	good	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	bouncing handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	modified polarized jittery jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 19
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	huge ghostly fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	unsweetened concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 22
3750	vampire pearl earring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3751	adequate chocolate chip brownies	4	good	
3753	wobbly cyan Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	triple-denatured extra-polymerized skewed love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	polarized galvanized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	flattened teal love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	dry love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	non-warmed narrow love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	cold-filtered anodized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	polymerized breath mint	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 42
3761	pulsating greasy vampire pearl ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3762	beefy vampire pearl necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
3763	enchanted weak acceptable slug of vodka	2	good	Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 45
3764	triple-distilled lousy pulsating huge slug of rum	10	decent	
3765	drinkable slug of shochu	3	good	
3766	mediocre blinking screwdiver	3	decent	
3767	acceptable dew yoana lei	3	good	
3768	tolerable lychee chuhai	3	good	
3769	bad salacious screwdiver	3	decent	
3770	hand-crafted twirling dew yoana salacious lei	4	EPIC	
3771	fancy practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted squat salacious lychee chuhai	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 20
3772	acceptable blurry Alewife&trade; Ale	4	good	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	narrow map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	clever pink pinkslip slip of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	cyan crafty sea salt scrubs of horror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3778	amber aviator shades of the pedagogue of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
3779	quantum hair of the fish	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 31
3780	MacGyver's hardened nurse's hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	tumbling blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dehydrated gray bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 45
3783	dehydrated narrow bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 15
3784	purple paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	tumbling wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	wobbly crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	veiny occult experienced Mer-kin roundshield	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10
3804	sizzling Mer-kin breastplate of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
3805	sizzling stiffened Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	vacuum-sealed concentrated squat Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 39
3808	upside-down Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	decent chocolate-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	deadly plastic baby	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	snack-sized flavorless blue sea radish	2	decent	
3818	wobbly avaricious razor-sharp Rosewater's halibut	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	Rosewater's water-polo mitt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
3821	aerosolized galvanized syringe	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 53
3822	jittery bouncing wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	anodized anodized fuchsia squat spinning wad of cotton	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 27
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	red Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	tiny flavorless tempura radish	1	decent	
3830	arcane researcher's water-polo cap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	artisanal Typical Tavern swill	3	EPIC	
3832	mediocre ghostly teal tropical swill	3	decent	
3833	delicious jittery fruity girl swill	4	awesome	
3834	special perfectly mixed blended swill	3	EPIC	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 50
3835	ghostly costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	MacGyver's experienced Elvish sunglasses of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	blinking stiffened anniversary safety glass vest	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3838	supercool anniversary burlap belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3839	wobbly dog trainer's anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	nasty anniversary pewter cape	0		Stench Damage: +5
3842	fortified out-of-tune biwa	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3843	dented harmonica of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3844	crafty Da Vinci's magic whistle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10
3845	twirling skewed asbestos-lined plastic blowgun	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3846	twirling teal executive frightening jungle drum of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
3847	hardy hippy bongo	0		Maximum HP: +50
3848	cyan chaotic knob bugle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3849	squat Usain Bolt's banded 4-dimensional guitar	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80
3850	weightlifter's boxing glove	0		Muscle: +15
3851	hale sage boxing glove on a spring of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Candy Drop: +100
3852	therapeutic half-sized guitar of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3853	zippy ribald bass drum	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
3854	Rosewater's pixel boomerang	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3855	energetic rock-hard stiffened world's smallest violin	0		Damage Reduction: 6, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3856	ruddy studded ocarina of space of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3857	a butt tuba of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3858	sage bone flute	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3859	maroon Tesla infernal fife	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3860	mirror blurry supercharged charming flute	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	occult grass whistle of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3863	brawny beefcake's plastic guitar	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20
3864	stanky finger cymbals	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3865	Samson's weightlifter's kettle drum	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5
3866	steel-toed double-barreled sling of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +20
3867	grievous magilaser blastercannon of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
3868	beefcake's hanky&#363; of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	experienced ultimate ultimate frisbee of temperance	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3870	squat stolen office supplies	0		
3871	spinning shellacked Newton's office-supply crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7
3872	pocket theremin of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
3873	friendly Jim Carey's rave whistle	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	bouncing torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	auspicious chilly fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	tumbling encoded cult documents	0		
3883	blurry cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	pressed jittery vial of slime	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 66
3886	improved adjusted polymerized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 48
3887	denatured tarnished vial of slime	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 31
3888	moist cold-filtered spinning huge vial of slime	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 59
3889	chilled shaking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 19
3890	double-altered deionized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 45
3891	triple-energized vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 35
3892	galvanized extra-liquefied blinking vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 52
3893	magnetized colloidal pulsating teal mirror vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 38
3894	non-nitrogenated wet shaking vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 31
3895	unsweetened double-activated wobbly lime green vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 31
3896	frozen green vial of slime	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 32
3897	energized huge teal tumbling vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 27
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	wobbly figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	pulsating figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	red tumbling figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	skewed figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	wobbly figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	lousy blended swill with a fly in it	4	decent	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	wobbly MacGyver's turtle wax shield	0		Maximum MP: +100
3916	horrifying turtle wax helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	wobbly turtle wax greaves of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	mansplainer's meat shield	0		Monster Level: +15
3919	pulsating turtlemail bits	0		
3920	bouncing sinister turtlemail coif of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	aromatic studded turtlemail breeches	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	purple narrow nasty Oprah's turtlemail hauberk	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	bouncing hardened sinister spiky turtle helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	spiky turtle shoulderpads of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	Temple Grandin's spiky turtle shield of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3927	huge turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	huge syncopated turtle	0		
3929	bouncing grinning turtle	0		
3930	energized dry upside-down tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 39
3931	severed flipper of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	teal ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	squat bad-ass club of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	corrupted hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 63
3936	polymerized polarized tumbling scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
3937	double-modified fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 25
3938	squat club of corruption of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	tumbling baleful corrupt club of corruption	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	brainy corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	up-at-dawn aromatic evil-ass club of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	jittery red zippy groovy nasty-ass club of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	infernal toilet brush of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	reassuring nasty shadowy seal eye	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	blinking wicked oyster egg balloon	0		Spell Damage: +5
3946	tumbling Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	gray blinking Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	mirror key	0		
3951	shaking Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	jittery teddy butler	0		
3955	maroon martini	0		
3956	gray crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	smartaleck's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
3959	pulsating garish pinky ring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
3960	twirling scorching designer sunglasses	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
3961	nippy opera glasses of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 35
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	nitrogenated cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 33
3966	squat bouncing Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked personal trainer's hot-ass club	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	spinning weightlifter's frigid-ass club of Tarzan of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	supercharged arcane researcher's creepy-ass club of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	super-polymerized gray twirling sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 64
3970	nippy studded Abyssal ember	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	frozen shaking frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 16
3972	electrified Sinatra's seal spine	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	corrupted pressed seal lube	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 48
3974	ghostly lard-coated coward's mannequin leg	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	shaking lightning-fast padded tortoise of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
3976	skewed narrow blurry lime green careful Herculean tortoboggan	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	supercool painted shield of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3979	teal sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	blue shell	0		
3981	squat torquoise	0		
3982	aromatic torquoise ring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	ghostly electrified therapeutic dueling banjo	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3985	ghostly skewed soup turtle	0		
3986	narrow samurai turtle	0		
3987	Temple Grandin's hale samurai turtle helmet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	maroon turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	bouncing knitted turtle shell helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	blurry slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	ghostly string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dehydrated red tumbling skewed agua de vida	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	tortoboggan shield of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +25
4003	wobbly bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	studded soup-chucks	0		Damage Absorption: +80
4005	unsweetened ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 58
4006	maroon memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	blurry memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	red memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	huge memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	gray greaves of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	fuchsia undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	spinning hardy piece of rebar of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7
4021	mansplainer's cool shovel of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -10
4022	gray prompt smelly medical-grade necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4023	jittery healthy thinker's speargun of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
4024	auspicious frosty compass	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
4025	sizzling padded helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	lantern of Calamity Jane of the brazier of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
4027	avaricious Newton's greaves of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	squat stanky wholesome stylish club	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	maroon ghostly memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	squat twirling memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	mirror memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	ghostly twirling memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	spinning caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	miniature decent slimy sweetbreads	2	good	
4038	perfectly mixed slimy fermented bile bladder	3	EPIC	
4039	diluted slimy alveolus	1		
4040	huge memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	hardened groovy pig-iron helm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	Annie Oakley's beefy pig-iron shinguards	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	energetic pig-iron bracers of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	wumpus-hair whip of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	shaking mansplainer's deadly smartaleck's wumpus-hair wig	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	flame-retardant wool wumpus-hair loincloth of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	stiffened dance instructor's wumpus-hair sweater	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	supercharged ring of teleportation	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
4052	pulsating glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	wobbly olive banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	weak smooth bouncing White Hyborian	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	goblin hunting spear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	smelly Newton's goblin autoblowgun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	smelly tribal beads	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	supercharged steel-toed stone fist	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	narrow squat therapeutic stone head	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	mirror Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	blurry multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	MacGyver's dance instructor's villainous scythe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	Newton's baneful bandolier of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	bouncing hale diabolical crossbow of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	mirror horrifying energetic malevolent medallion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	foul-smelling beefcake's corrosive cowl	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	tumbling grisly shield of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	energetic Rosewater's corroded breeches	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	aromatic pernicious cudgel of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	spoiled cupcake-in-a-cup	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	spoiled protein paste	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	stanky cyber-mattock of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	triple-boiled double-Vulcanized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	cold-filtered irradiated super-quantum physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	bouncing ghostly slimy cyst	0		
4092	blue small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	Samson's peawee marble	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4096	mirror horrifying brown crock marble	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4097	China marble of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
4098	narrow banded lemonade marble	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4099	scandalous bumblebee marble	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4100	slick jet bennie marble	0		Moxie: +10
4101	twirling avaricious careful beige clambroth marble	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30
4102	wobbly steely marble of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4103	smooth weightlifter's beach ball marble of James Dean	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3
4104	weightlifter's catseye marble	0		Muscle: +15
4105	mirror beefy bumboozer marble	0		Muscle: +10
4106	narrow skewed weightlifter's chamoisole	0		Muscle: +15
4107	ionized polymerized tarnished shaking bitter pill	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 11
4108	avaricious careful monstrous monocle	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	huge chilly wizardly musty moccasins	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	olive boxer's molten medallion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	bouncing thinker's brazen bracelet of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	jittery wool supercharged bitter bowtie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	ghostly careful bewitching boots	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	sage rickety unicycle of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
4117	mirror zippy steel-toed deadly crusty hula hoop	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4118	Jeselnik's sizzling crafty Coily&trade;	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
4119	wool hardy sage school flying disc	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
4120	stanky beefy lawn dart of the early riser	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
4121	pulsating energetic thinker's wagon of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	zippy ruddy dangerous crown-shaped beanie	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	ribald hardy wizardly hopping socks	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
4125	blue stanky banded poodle skirt of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	Jim Carey's padded letterman's jacket of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25
4127	Fonzie's hardened slime hat of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	MacGyver's hardened dance instructor's hardened slime pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	skewed blue horrifying hardened slime belt of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4130	mirror empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	twisted green boot plant	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	drinkable sham champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	boiled tempura air	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 12
4134	deionized spinning pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 66
4135	shaking cyan moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	greasy electrified Fonzie's experienced Bag o' Tricks	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	bouncing slime stack	0		
4138	blue a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	squat olive a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	bouncing a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	Lo Pan's funny paper hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	tarnished anodized sand	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 13
4147	nippy savvy charged magnet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	upside-down stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	jittery quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	tarnished dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	triple-ionized Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 34
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	purple rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	aged wobbly pebblebr&auml;u	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	moldy fuchsia pulsating rocky road ice cream	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	skewed tumbling extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	altered squat green children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 66
4164	flattened skewed blue Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 32
4165	huge rock-hard razor-sharp Staff of the Soupbone of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4166	sage Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	shellacked Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	yellow MacGyver's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
4169	fuchsia squat 4-d camera	0		
4170	squat shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	up-at-dawn rock helmet	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	knitted rock pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	blurry greasy rock necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4175	skewed gray wobbly spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	green tumbling Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	purple ruddy sugar shotgun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	flame-wreathed sugar shillelagh	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	prompt sugar shank	0		Adventures: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	gravedigger's personal trainer's sugar chapeau of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	cyan rosy-cheeked sugar shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	yellow slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	blinking hale slime convention pin	0		Maximum HP: +20
4188	twirling slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	jittery inverse geode	0		
4190	squat control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	tumbling Herculean sugar shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	twirling sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	energetic rave visor	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	asbestos-lined baggy rave pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	wool pacifier necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	pulsating sea cowbell	0		
4197	squat sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	nasty toasty sea cowboy hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	huge grouper fangirl	0		
4201	fuchsia gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	yellow pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	ghostly squat vibrating brainy brand new key	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
4207	dorsal fin	0		Item Drop: +5
4208	blurry skate skates	0		
4209	ghostly skate skin	0		
4210	tumbling roller skate decoy	0		
4211	fuchsia mermaid's purse	0		
4212	cyan blinking underwater slingshot	0		
4213	huge beefcake's skate blade of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	Herculean collapsible baton of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	quantum groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 56
4219	cyan deadly thinker's skate board	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	twirling yield shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	tumbling map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	twirling roller skate doll	0		
4226	wholesome Star of Bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
4227	tumbling hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	blinking spinning ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	reassuring pat&eacute; knife	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4235	ghostly salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	double-paned cheese-slicer	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4238	decent big beef jerky	5	good	
4239	wobbly Annie Oakley's pipe wrench	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4240	flattened extra-Vulcanized alkaline gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 14
4241	skewed blinking slick sleep mask	0		Moxie: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	mirror sharpshooter's sock garters	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
4243	extra-nitrogenated mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 46
4244	squat electrified leather-bound tome	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	manspreader's ivory cue ball	0		Monster Level: +10
4247	lousy wobbly decanter of fine Scotch	3	decent	
4248	twisted expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	narrow tumbling fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	quantum flattened vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 54
4253	pickled potion of speed	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 24
4254	fuchsia bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	anodized sap	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	special miniature delicious huge chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	awesome	Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	perfectly mixed blurry mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bark boxers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	ruddy bark beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	electrified bark bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4267	spinning squat flame-wreathed grievous Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	Van der Graaf Galapagosian Cuisses of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	tumbling Angelhair Culottes of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	blurry Usain Bolt's experienced Newman's Own Trousers	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	skewed sizzling Newton's Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	dog trainer's Fonzie's Lederhosen of the Night	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	ionized super-corrupted huge wobbly ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	blinking Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	dance instructor's Underworld truncheon of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	pulsating coward's crafty padded Staff of the Woodfire	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	avaricious smooth Underworld flail of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	skewed Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	bouncing Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	supercharged hale Mer-kin bunwig	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	auspicious manspreader's boxer's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	up-at-dawn prompt crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Adventures: 8, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	scorching sharpshooter's Mer-kin gladiator mask of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	narrow steel-toed slick cool Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Moxie: 15, Damage Reduction: 9, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	spinning Annie Oakley's personal trainer's Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	sharpshooter's Herculean Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	mirror rosewater-soaked coward's Mer-kin headguard of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	resourceful Mer-kin waistrope	0		Maximum MP: +50
4290	miser's Sherlock's beefcake's Mer-kin facecowl	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10
4291	blurry Mer-kin thighguard of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4292	ribald scandalous scorching Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: 15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	ghostly healthy smooth strapping Mer-kin dragnet	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	bouncing crafty grievous Herculean Mer-kin switchblade	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	shaking depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	wool nasty Ass-Stompers of Violence of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	scorching Brand of Violence of doom of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	vibrating veiny Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4300	chilly MacGyver's Lens of Violence of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	ribald savvy Pigsticker of Violence of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4302	up-at-dawn medical-grade Jodhpurs of Violence of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	yellow Jim Carey's wicked brainy Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	friendly cool Girdle of Hatred of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	cyan Usain Bolt's greasy stiffened Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
4306	censurious slick Pantaloons of Hatred of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	frosty friendly thinker's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4308	twirling crafty curative wizardly Lens of Hatred	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	zippy Oprah's Treads of Loathing of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	double-paned sinister Scepter of Loathing of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Cloathing
4311	therapeutic razor-sharp boxer's Belt of Loathing	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	Lo Pan's MacGyver's clever Goggles of Loathing	0		Maximum MP: 120, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	bouncing MacGyver's supercharged occult Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Cloathing
4314	forbidden occult sage Jeans of Loathing	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: 75, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	beefcake's Annual Ascot	0		Muscle: +25
4316	spinning friendly hale Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	narrow up-at-dawn savvy thinker's Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	friendly mansplainer's chaotic Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	wicked Newton's Windsor Pan of the Source of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	shaking experienced sage Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	prompt stiffened forbidden The Trickster's Trikitixa of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	knitted dangerous Da Vinci's Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	avaricious Garter of the Turtle Poacher of bravery of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	huge greedy electrified Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	gravedigger's Samson's supercool Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	green flame-wreathed Bling of the New Wave of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	narrow greedy lard-coated wicked La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	rotten yellow candy kneecapping stick	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	yummy miniature narrow licorice garrote	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	coward's candy knuckles	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	flavorless jawbruiser	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	ionized shaking chocolate car	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	plastic 11 Dealer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	skewed shaking Fonzie's plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	Van der Graaf plastic stocking mimic	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	wobbly chaotic plastic Don Crimbo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	skewed ribald plastic Crimbomination	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	vacuum-sealed polymerized galvanized teal Piddles	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	extra-concentrated triple-alkaline BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	moist polymerized Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	upside-down gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	blue leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	shaking cyan pulsating perfumed snow hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	Samson's snow pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	gray shellacked snow belly	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	twirling pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	pulsating Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	pulsating A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	adequate big expired can of franks 'n' beans	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	perfectly mixed expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	quantum moist upside-down elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	low-calorie toothsome penguin focaccia bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	watered-down lousy herringcello	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	perfectly mixed watered-down elven cellocello	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	tumbling handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	spinning grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	maroon gravedigger's throwing wrench	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	forbidden pair of bolt cutters	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	zippy poison pen	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	frightening speed limit shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	auspicious sizzling live wire	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	fuchsia misfit dolly of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	tumbling cyan nasty misfit hobby horse of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	misfit teddy bear of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	spinning therapeutic pocketwatch on a chain of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	Annie Oakley's educational cement sandals	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	bouncing educational sage night-vision goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	jittery stanky peanut brittle shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	upside-down weightlifter's Red Rover BB gun of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	huge red-and-green sweater of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	adjusted denatured warmed upside-down Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	altered liquefied skewed Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	triple-nitrogenated modified Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	wobbly crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	fuchsia blurry cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	squat green healthy cheese sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	olive cheese diaper of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	medical-grade cheese wheel	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	skewed asbestos-lined cheese eye	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	zippy family-friendly Staff of Queso Escusado of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: 6, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	blinking The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	blinking Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	tasty miniature quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	tolerable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	skewed pulsating colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	arcane researcher's sealhide hood	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	jittery sealhide leggings of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	sizzling sealhide cloak	0		Hot Damage: +10
4418	yellow blurry stanky sealhide buckler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4419	Da Vinci's sealhide whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4420	upside-down nippy sealhide moccasins	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
4421	thinker's sealhide gloves	0		Mysticality: +10
4422	coward's sealhide belt	0		Monster Level: -20
4423	narrow sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	chilled tarnished narrow sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 44
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	MacGyver's glowstick on a string	0		Maximum MP: +100, Raveosity: +1
4429	mansplainer's candy necklace	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	teddybear backpack of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Raveosity: +1
4431	blinking mirror NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	unsweetened bouncing invisibility potion	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	colloidal irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	boiled bouncing blurry upside-down irritability potion	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	squat cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	frosty guard turtle shell	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	olive skewed vibrating crowbar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
4442	jittery quilted spaghetti cult rosary	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4443	lime green Lo Pan's spaghetti cult mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	gray narrow guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	squat brainy spangly mariachi pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	hale Newton's spangly mariachi vest	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20
4447	brawny spangly sombrero	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	vaporized Instant Karma	1	decent	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	ghostly map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	miser's pointy hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	pulsating spinning Jim Carey's machetito	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	Van der Graaf lawnmower blade	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	blurry dangerous The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	gray snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	purple slick snailmail coif of the cougar	0		Moxie: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	wobbly veiny snailmail breeches of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	tumbling sage smooth snailmail hauberk	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10
4461	anodized energized huge seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 37
4462	liquefied triple-flattened modified chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 52
4463	alkaline chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 42
4464	alkaline chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 56
4465	quantum altered chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 50
4466	ionized corrupted modified twirling chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 64
4467	aerosolized blinking fuchsia chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 56
4468	squat Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	shaking BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	thinker's BRICKO hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	shellacked BRICKO pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	jittery sharpshooter's BRICKO sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	mirror BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	ghostly BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	squat BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	skewed BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	tumbling mirror BRICKO bulwark of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	mirror BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	jittery gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	skewed twirling gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	wobbly BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	enhanced adjusted recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 56
4498	enhanced recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 18
4499	energized magnetized olive recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 58
4500	chilled warmed pulsating recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 56
4501	quadruple-warmed Vulcanized fuchsia recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 30
4502	warmed vacuum-sealed recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 41
4503	boiled recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	ghostly skewed gray fortified heart of the volcano of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +5
4505	quadruple-dry huge Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 53
4506	maroon puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	ionized &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	enchanted flavorless walrus ice cream	3	decent	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	decent blinking beautiful soup	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	pulsating eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	tumbling Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	thick spoiled ghostly Humpty Dumplings	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	super-sized adequate Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	practically non-alcoholic lousy missing wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	bland small matter custard	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	moist deionized mirror comfit?	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	bouncing bouncing experienced flamingo mallet of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	bouncing tumbling pulsating steel-toed Da Vinci's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	stiffened deadly wig	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	adequate gigantic donut	10	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	normal bucket of honey	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	stanky steel-toed elephant stinger	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	bland super-sized dragon snaps	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	greedy Van der Graaf snapdragon pistil	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	wobbly spinning puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	thick normal rook cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	flavorless jumbo wobbly bishop cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	normal knight cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	jumbo bland king cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	adequate queen cookie	3	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	dangerous insane tophat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	jittery lightning-fast rosewater-soaked helm of the knight	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	wizardly wristwatch of the knight of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	zippy savvy trousers of the knight	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	narrow up-at-dawn tophat	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	razor-sharp tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
4543	huge Sinatra's tuxedo pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	cyan pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	blue bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	spinning dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	upside-down reassuring detour shield	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	shaking maroon percent sign	0		
4555	narrow left bracket	0		
4556	fuchsia skewed right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	tumbling map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	mediocre watered-down world's most unappetizing beverage	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	studded slippery when wet shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	stale enchanted raisin	4	decent	Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	lard-coated fortified flyest of shirts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	tasty gigantic a dance upon the palate	6	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	moldy blinking prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	ghostly Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	normal spinning squirmy violent party snack	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	green can-you-dig-it? of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	bouncing panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	twirling bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	bouncing meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	activated Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	coward's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	zippy careful T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	red fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	miniature spoiled six wedges of goat cheese	2	crappy	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	upside-down goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	horrifying pixel whip	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4590	electrified pixel chain whip	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	wobbly toasty pixel morning star	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	ghostly pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	red pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	artisanal strong plastic cup of beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	shaking bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	nippy crafty bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	adequate massive yellow sun-dried tofu	9	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	tolerable spirit-forward soyburger juice	5	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	green respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	quadruple-electrified essential soy	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	cold-filtered pickled electrified essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	squat souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	flame-wreathed Crown of Thrones	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	hand-crafted special weak Cinco Mayo Lager	2	super EPIC	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	spinning Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	fuchsia plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	squat Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	spinning Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	energized jittery chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	half-sized moldy maroon pawn cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	denatured yellow squat jittery narrow coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	mirror finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	narrow parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	beefy plastic spider ring	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	blinking toasty plastic kazoo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	sage inflatable baseball bat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	vibrating extremely unsafe googly-star hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	double-paned groovy googly-ball hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	inspector's studded googly-heart hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	Temple Grandin's Da Vinci's super-sweet boom box	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	red Jim Carey's deadly experienced sinister demon mask	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	tumbling electrified banded streetfighting champion's belt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	inspector's quilted deadly Space Trip safety headphones	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	wicked LARP carp	0		Spell Damage: +5
4641	miser's KoL Con Six Pack of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10
4642	lime green mirror greasy Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4643	clever rxr shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	teal wool stylish Juju Mojo Mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	aromatic space trooper helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	olive flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's Meteoid ice beam of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	olive nippy clever Dungeon Fist gauntlet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	maroon Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	blinking fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	Oprah's slick ironic knit cap	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	ghostly grievous ironic battle spoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4655	reassuring Van der Graaf ironic jogging shorts of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	skewed scandalous mole skin notebook	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4657	gray pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	family-friendly blackberry galoshes	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4660	Temple Grandin's studded trout fang	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	spoiled narrow poisonous caviar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	vacuum-sealed electrified wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	wobbly double-paned healthy Ellsbury's skull	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	sharpshooter's hot plate	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	hale imp unity ring of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4667	avaricious Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Meat Drop: +30
4668	greedy observational glasses	0		Meat Drop: +20
4669	Sherlock's hilarious comedy prop	0		Item Drop: +25
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	acceptable booze-soaked cherry	3	good	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	low-calorie adequate marshmallow	1	good	
4674	moldy sponge cake	3	crappy	
4675	mediocre practically non-alcoholic tumbling jittery gin-soaked blotter paper	1	decent	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	huge unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	stiffened pottery shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	lime green pulsating hardy padded pottery hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	pottery training pants of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	skewed boxer's pottery club	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	wobbly pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	lime green fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	Van der Graaf Greatest American Pants of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	stylish fossilized necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	ghostly bus pass	0		
4700	spinning fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	shaking stiffened red-hot medallion	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	squat fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	purple sinister tablet	0		
4707	maroon E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	shaking hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	skewed immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	huge sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	upside-down squat GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	normal lemon popsicle	4	good	
4715	massive flavorless popsicle	9	decent	
4716	bland special strawberry popsicle	4	decent	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 45
4717	super-sized tasty liver popsicle	5	awesome	
4718	vibrating mariachi hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	ghostly studded Hollandaise helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	skewed organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	decent liver and let pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	spoiled badass pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	flavorless shoo-fish pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	spoiled piping organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	flavorless igloo pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	snack-sized normal stomach turnover	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	normal dead lights pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	spoiled jittery throbbing organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	pulsating Sherlock's stop shield	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	huge rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	shaking dog trainer's beer-soaked mop	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4738	smooth practically non-alcoholic day-old beer	1	awesome	
4739	hand-crafted weak plain beer	2	EPIC	
4740	lousy overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	4	decent	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	extra-flattened warmed concentrated teal spinning PlexiPips	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 32
4745	galvanized ionized Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 38
4746	nitrogenated Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 24
4747	flavorless bone meal	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	watered-down lousy bone aperitif	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	stiffened bonerang	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	bone and arrows of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	purple boning knife of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	bone spurs of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	deadly beefy bonedanna	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	Usain Bolt's sinister boneana hammock	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	blurry bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	Vulcanized squat ghostly candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	fuchsia Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	jittery huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	huge flavorless pumpkin pie	6	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	boozy drinkable ghostly huge pumpkin beer	5	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	pressed boiled pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	wool Jeselnik's shin gourds	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	reassuring medical-grade Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	tumbling Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	teal wobbly ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	skewed Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	upside-down Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	moldy super-sized CRIMBCOIDS mints	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	bland miniature narrow CRIMBCOLOAF	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	jumbo yummy tumbling circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	mirror shellacked plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	grievous plastic fax machine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	ribald plastic hobo elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	extremely unsafe plastic Mr. Mination	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	frightening plastic Best Game Ever	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	tumbling ghostly hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	spinning robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	tumbling bouncing robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	shaking robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	mirror upside-down robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	ghostly wobbly robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	flavorless triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	decent immense square CRIMBCOOKIE	9	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	supercharged curative beefcake's bindlestocking	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	pulsating stanky dog trainer's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	Da Vinci's Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	padded Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	arcane researcher's brainy Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	wool careful Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	super-galvanized chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	wool gift-a-pult	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	pressed modified huge holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	shaking Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	wobbly skewed bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	bouncing smartaleck's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	bouncing photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	upside-down gray deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	squat paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	prompt paperclip-on tie of the cougar of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	baleful paperclip pants of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	miser's extremely unsafe paperclip turban of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	upside-down paperclip cape of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	skewed glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	squat bouncing maroon gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	non-ionized ionized twirling spinning chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	chilled ionized bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	super-wet moist upside-down incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	nitrogenated unsweetened myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	squat wobbly CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	tolerable CRIMBCO wine	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	moldy toe jam toast	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	skewed traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	miniature delicious blue traffic jam toast	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	olive spinning space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	thick bland space jam toast	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	nitrogenated aerosolized motivational poster	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	ghostly fuchsia sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	jittery bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	jumbo yummy festive sausage	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	bland holiday cheese log	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	cyan spinning greasy manspreader's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	miser's frightening BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	mirror lard-coated BGE pocket calendar	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	padded BGE plastic toy	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	stapler bear of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	frosty adhesive tape dolly	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	blinking boxer's scissor duck	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	gray coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	yellow cool Seven Loco of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	purple Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	narrow yellow brainy Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Mysticality: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	prompt Loathing Legion moondial	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	wicked Loathing Legion necktie	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	experienced Loathing Legion knife	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	Da Vinci's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	yellow hale Loathing Legion can opener	0		Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	Tesla Loathing Legion chainsaw of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	forbidden Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	supercharged Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	baleful Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	miser's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	blinking Loathing Legion tape measure of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	Loathing Legion kitchen sink of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	sizzling Loathing Legion abacus	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	upside-down greedy Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	red Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	narrow sizzling Loathing Legion hammer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	wobbly upside-down Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	flavorless small Knob jelly donut	2	decent	
4942	blurry purple Knob cake	0		
4943	wobbly Knob cake pan	0		
4944	pulsating Knob batter	0		
4945	shaking Knob frosting	0		
4946	blue unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	ghostly Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	double-frozen weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 32
4950	polarized oxidized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 13
4951	smelly flimsy clipboard	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4952	ionized energized mirror baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 32
4953	lion tamer's Annie Oakley's whalebone corset	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
4954	gray huge avaricious oven mitts	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4955	gigantic bland huge overcookie	10	decent	
4956	super-sized rotten red philosopher's scone	5	crappy	
4957	nitrogenated half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 19
4958	executive Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Meat Drop: +40
4959	miniature spoiled Knob nuts	2	crappy	
4960	hand-crafted Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	EPIC	
4961	bouncing Subject 37 file	0		
4962	shaking Sherlock's family-friendly mysterious lapel pin	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4963	blurry state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	spinning Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	fuchsia Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	tumbling Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	maroon Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	pulsating Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	ghostly Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	narrow Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	pulsating spinning Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	huge Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	huge Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	blinking Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	mirror Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	tumbling Jeselnik's card sleeve	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	bouncing evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	bland blue shaking wasabi pocky	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	enchanted moldy tobiko pocky	3	crappy	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	normal low-calorie natto pocky	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	smooth enchanted wasabi-infused sake	3	awesome	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	delicious watered-down upside-down tobiko-infused sake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	mediocre natto-infused sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	deionized electrified wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	galvanized pulsating tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	chilled pressed frozen natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	anodized quadruple-chilled Vulcanized elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	perfectly mixed watered-down marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	enchanted aged cranberry schnapps	4	awesome	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	acceptable weak cyan breaded beer	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	acceptable high-proof soy cordial	7	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	toasty careful educational astral bludgeon	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5
5029	avaricious manspreader's astral shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30
5030	huge lightning-fast veiny smartaleck's astral chapeau	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	executive ruddy astral bracer of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
5032	prompt forbidden weightlifter's astral longbow	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +3
5033	mirror nasty nippy supercool astral shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	shaking horrifying careful clever astral mace	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +25
5035	blurry tumbling reassuring hardened extremely unsafe astral trousers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	greedy groovy astral ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20
5037	smooth astral statuette of James Dean	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +5
5038	nippy shellacked Fonzie's astral pistol	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10
5039	Herculean cool astral mask	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	manspreader's Annie Oakley's astral shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
5042	Temple Grandin's astral belt of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3
5043	toothsome astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	perfectly mixed astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	jittery astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	rosewater-soaked supercharged Newton's double-ice cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	pulsating greasy fortified double-ice box of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	blinking aromatic double-ice britches of the brute of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	ghostly handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	narrow Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	magnetized liquefied Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	irradiated ghostly olive skewed Red Pill	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	fuchsia boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	blinking voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	yellow Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	bland spaghetti con calaveras	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	blue s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	half-sized flavorless shaking popcorn	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	stale shaking chaos popcorn	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	Usain Bolt's frosty hole of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	purple innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	rotten s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	lousy tumbling Russian Ice	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	zippy clay ashtray	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	scandalous lanyard	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	censurious monster pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	ghostly box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	concentrated double-dry blurry Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	dangerous Socratic Van der Graaf helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	wool crutch	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	shock belt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	frozen bouncing Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	bouncing careful rubber band gun	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	rosewater-soaked pin-stripe slacks	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	gloves of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	concentrated improved teal ghostly correction fluid	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	grievous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	tumbling Jim Carey's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	Sinatra's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	maroon flame-wreathed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	scorching Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	pulsating Temple Grandin's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	sizzling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	narrow blurry therapeutic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	cyan nippy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	purple educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	quilted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	upside-down crafty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	modified willyweed	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	electrified Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	liquefied quadruple-galvanized galvanized blue spinning fish juice box	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	green paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	blinking hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	practically non-alcoholic artisanal blurry Jeppson's Malort	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	mirror blurry fistful of ashes	0		
5109	stress ball of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	fuchsia crafty Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	huge My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	upside-down gray packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	wobbly stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	red hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	jittery bird brain	0		
5119	jittery huge busted wings	0		
5120	narrow Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	gravedigger's Admiral's hat of the wise owl of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	greedy smelly padded aviator's cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	upside-down purple wizardly mirrored aviator shades of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	huge Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	blue Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	blinking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	alkaline Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	bland elven hardtack	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	delicious extra-dry elven squeeze	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	jittery E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	ghostly E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	bouncing E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	narrow carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	twisted astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	skewed ghostly moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	lime green E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	vacuum-sealed anodized olive honeypot	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 56
5146	thick bland wild honey pie	5	decent	
5147	enchanted lousy honey mead	3	decent	Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 10
5148	auspicious stanky educational honey dipper	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
5149	zippy friendly groovy honeybritches	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	blinking greedy smartaleck's honeycap of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	censurious Moonthril Circlet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	ruddy Moonthril Greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	ribald Moonthril Flamberge	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	narrow Moonthril Longbow of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	friendly Moonthril Cuirass	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	twirling groovy plush alielf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	galvanized wet flattened spinning Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	twirling fortified plush dogcat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	tumbling slick plush hamsterpus	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	maroon plush ferrelf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	narrow mirror hardened plush alien hamsterpus	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	pulsating plush mutated alielf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	medical-grade grievous plush mutated alielephant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	bouncing mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	twirling perfumed girl	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	tumbling top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	shaking distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	spinning elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	wet transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	huge elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	lousy special practically non-alcoholic Saison du Lune	1	decent	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	smooth Moonthril Schnapps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	tolerable Wrecked Generator	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	delicious half-sized Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	bland Crepes a la Lune	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	normal Moon Pie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	extra-ionized deionized maroon Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	dry extra-polymerized bouncing Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	irradiated denatured deionized 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	ghostly pulsating Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	wobbly Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	tumbling Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	adjusted Vulcanized honey stick	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 16
5189	dry aerosolized unsweetened double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	quilted Herculean Operation Patriot Shield of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	shaking squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	unsweetened flattened corrupted data	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	blue skewed 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	tumbling yellow exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	wobbly boxer's Great S-Cape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Marvelous Unitard of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	powdered twirling gooey paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	altered huge beastly paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	boiled teal jittery paste	1	good	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	denatured blinking huge ectoplasmic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	dehydrated greasy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	altered jittery blue bouncing bug paste	1	decent	Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	vaporized gray hippy paste	1	good	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	modified huge wobbly upside-down orc paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	pickled tumbling green demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dried fuchsia twirling indescribably horrible paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	powdered wobbly paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	powdered tumbling goblin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	modified blinking pirate paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	pickled blurry yellow chlorophyll paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	mixed tumbling paste	1	decent	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	altered ghostly Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	pickled teal squat upside-down slimy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	twisted penguin paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dehydrated tumbling shaking elemental paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	denatured blinking cosmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	vaporized pulsating hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	distilled Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	pulsating Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	olive Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	huge spoiled upside-down Ur-Donut	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	blurry box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	mediocre high-proof bucket of wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	delicious ultrafondue	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	gray unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	yellow bouncing crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	rock-hard shining halo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	Rosewater's furry halo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	skewed supercool frosty halo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	narrow red perfumed time halo	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	acceptable skewed Lumineux Limnio	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	aged Morto Moreto	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	hand-crafted fortified Temps Tempranillo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	acceptable weak Bordeaux Marteaux	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	weak lousy Fromage Pinotage	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	watered-down artisanal Beignet Milgranet	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	lousy watered-down blinking Muschat	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	half-sized rotten cool jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	normal shrapnel jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	flavorless occult jelly donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	stale half-sized yellow skewed thyme jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	bland danish	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	diet delicious smashed danish	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	tasty jumbo forbidden danish	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	rotten cool cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	decent narrow cyan blunt cat claw	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	spoiled jittery shadowy cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	immense adequate cheezburger	8	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	stale toasted brie	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	concentrated potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	extra-denatured teal squat too legit potion	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	activated Bright Water	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	moist diffused cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	polarized twirling spinning olive graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	quadruple-energized extra-flattened twirling cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	dry quantum twirling potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	liquefied extra-electrified blinking yellow potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	ionized chilled fuchsia potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	ionized ghostly wobbly potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	wet green potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	skewed broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	lime green noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	blinking purple boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	energetic hammerus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	blunt icepick of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	bouncing fluorescent lightbulb of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	reassuring Annie Oakley's blammer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	boxer's clock-cleaning hammer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	ghostly blinking 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	upside-down therapeutic broken clock	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	asbestos-lined dethklok	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	banded glacial clock	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	skewed Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	teal tumbling d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	purple d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	pulsating d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	blinking dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	stale phish stick	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	Van der Graaf hardened Herculean plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	upside-down red Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	skewed your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	squat reassuring arcane researcher's Da Vinci's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	padded Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	maroon razor-sharp Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	yellow ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	shaking chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	ghostly shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	cyan funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	non-unsweetened oxidized teal ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	nitrogenated boiled necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	deionized double-anodized bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	extra-cold-filtered squat bouncing whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	energized denatured press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	super-alkaline Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	oxidized dry super-enhanced Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	diffused ionized shaking Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	magnetized twirling mirror wobbly Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	quadruple-irradiated spinning Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	perfectly mixed green Ecto-Cooler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	fortified aged Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	extra-dry hand-crafted Blood Light	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	weak hand-crafted Silver Bullet beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	irresponsibly strong smooth Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	modified triple-magnetized teal shaking sorority brain	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	polarized colloidal huge Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	frozen frozen polymerized tumbling drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	frosty extra-see-thru nightie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	asbestos-lined BRAINS shorts of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	narrow squat personal trainer's Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	energetic scrunchie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	blurry Fonzie's strapping extremely skinny jeans	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	mansplainer's The Necbromancer's Hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	knitted Sinatra's The Necbromancer's Stein of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	lightning-fast chaotic veiny The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	nasty mansplainer's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	blinking The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	weak lousy ghostly The Cooler Out of Space	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	wobbly The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	polarized huge purple Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	blurry A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	purple A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	wobbly huge The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	bouncing Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	purple A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	purple ghostly Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	narrow upside-down CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	narrow blinking Fonzie's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	yellow friendly plastic trollipop	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	groovy plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	teal deadly plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	foul-smelling plastic colollilossus	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	curative plastic Big Candy of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	pulsating The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	modified groose grease	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	tumbling lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	blinking pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	blurry maroon strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	bouncing Fonzie's ridiculous belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	wobbly Annie Oakley's ridiculous earring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ribald ridiculous sunglasses	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	toothsome ridiculous sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	perfectly mixed ridiculous cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	chaotic banded zombie monkey necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	mirror peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	extra-Vulcanized alkaline peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	flavorless peppermint patty	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	narrow peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	wool candy cane	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	twirling Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	medical-grade brawny cane-mail shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	frightening Jim Carey's cane-mail pants of bravery	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	drinkable cyan Vodka Matryoshka	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	extra-dry hand-crafted Gin Mint	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	mediocre weak Tequiz Navidad	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	artisanal Mint Yulep	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	weak bad lime green Crimbojito	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	aged upside-down Sangria de Menthe	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	mirror green mirror candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	blinking licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	ionized narrow green licorice root	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	aerosolized wet huge banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	pressed pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	ionized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	moist kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	irradiated bouncing strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	bananarama bangle of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	pair of pearidot earrings of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	blurry tourmalime tourniquet of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	ghostly kumquartz ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	strawberyl necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	frosty sucker bucket of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	sucker hakama of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	shaking sucker kabuto of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	aromatic sucker tachi	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	ghostly cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	skewed raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	purple fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	vacuum-sealed dry upside-down fudge lily	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	oxidized ghostly fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	twirling fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	diet decent ghostly fudgesicle	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	blinking wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	pulsating miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	liquefied polarized narrow devilish folio	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	huge jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	wobbly dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	narrow vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	shaking lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	narrow gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	fuchsia gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	magnetized Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	bland fudge bunny	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	upside-down bouncing fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	censurious smelly fudgecycle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	squat squat fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	ghostly blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	upside-down blurry Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	warmed corrupted non-enhanced skewed resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	frozen mirror resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	non-dry galvanized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	polarized resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	chilled non-warmed deionized jittery resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	triple-tarnished colloidal upside-down resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	extra-moist polarized resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	pickled chilled resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	extra-magnetized blue resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	denatured energized nitrogenated gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	dry gummi snake	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	moist gummi canary	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	immense moldy gummi bear	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	half-sized flavorless gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	jumbo stale mirror gummi bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	rotten drunki-bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	thick tasty drunki-bear	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	stale drunki-bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	skewed gummi bowtie of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	veiny fudge pocket square	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	therapeutic lollipop cufflinks	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	huge skewed trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	modified polarized jittery gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	moist unsweetened gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	improved blurry ghostly gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	mirror lion tamer's groovy Big Candy's tophat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	wobbly Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	miniature decent jerky coins	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	drinkable Go-Wassail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	dry Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	adjusted maroon bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	frozen spinning cyan wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	wobbly Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	wobbly Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	skewed pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	mirror pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	upside-down pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	narrow pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	flattened Vulcanized Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	stale massive ghostly berries of suffering	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	extra-colloidal adjusted baobab sap	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	olive cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	cold-filtered oxidized alkaline Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	hand-crafted Barulio's bottle	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	dry dry bouncing teal Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	shaking Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	huge prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	blurry half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	spinning glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	non-pickled frozen desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	fuchsia forbidden Leapin' Trousers of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25
5544	bad watered-down eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	snack-sized normal hamhock	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	yellow The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	jittery hardened Trusty	0		Damage Reduction: 3
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	enhanced fireclutch	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 12
5556	Samson's Rain-Doh wings of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	occult Rain-Doh laser gun of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	Rain-Doh lantern of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	shaking twirling Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	Usain Bolt's Rain-Doh violet bo of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	stale yellow PB&BP	4	decent	
5566	rotten club sandwich	3	crappy	
5567	rotten gigantic corned-beef Reuben	7	crappy	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	blinking Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	practically non-alcoholic bad fuchsia Drac & Tan	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	mediocre lime green Transylvania Sling	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	drinkable Shot of the Living Dead	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	bad practically non-alcoholic huge Buttery Knob	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	mediocre Slippery Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	mediocre Flaming Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	hand-crafted Grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	drinkable high-proof Locust	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	acceptable Plague of Locusts	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	bad weak Red Dwarf	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	artisanal jittery Golden Mean	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	extra-dry drinkable Green Giant	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	mediocre Aye Aye	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	watered-down perfectly mixed red Aye Aye, Captain	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	tolerable squat Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	acceptable special high-proof tumbling Humanitini	8	good	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	tolerable More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	mediocre blinking Oh, the Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	lousy extra-dry Great Older Fashioned	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	artisanal watered-down Fuzzy Tentacle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	fancy aged maroon Crazymaker	4	awesome	Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Zoodriver	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	tolerable practically non-alcoholic blue Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	hand-crafted high-proof Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	tolerable fuchsia Suffering Sinner	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	boozy special drinkable Suppurating Sinner	5	good	Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	smooth high-proof Sizzling Sinner	10	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	tolerable enchanted practically non-alcoholic yellow squat Firewater	1	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	perfectly mixed Earth and Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	strong hand-crafted Earth, Wind and Firewater	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	boozy bad Slimosa	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	perfectly mixed Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	acceptable high-proof maroon Slimebite	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	acceptable weak Cement Mixer	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	high-proof acceptable Jackhammer	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Dump Truck	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	hand-crafted Fauna Libre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	acceptable Chakra Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	aged practically non-alcoholic Aura Libre	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	smooth weak jittery Sazerorc	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	lousy high-proof spinning Sazuruk-hai	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	spirit-forward lousy Flaming Sazerorc	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	acceptable weak Green Velvet	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	watered-down perfectly mixed Green Muslin	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	tolerable triple-distilled Green Burlap	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	strong smooth Mohobo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	perfectly mixed mirror Moonshine Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	bad yellow Flaming Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	bad fortified Drunken Philosopher	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	aged special Drunken Neurologist	3	awesome	Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	drinkable practically non-alcoholic gray Drunken Astrophysicist	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	artisanal spirit-forward Dark & Starry	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	watered-down acceptable Black Hole	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	bad Event Horizon	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	tolerable high-proof Herring Daiquiri	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	drinkable Herring Wallbanger	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	lousy Herringtini	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	acceptable Lollipop Drop	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	bad boozy bouncing Candy Alexander	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	tolerable Candicaine	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	weak artisanal mirror olive Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	bad Flying Caipiranha	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	hand-crafted wobbly Flaming Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	boozy delicious Punchplanter	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	lousy skewed Doublepunchplanter	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	weak acceptable Haymaker	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	shaking Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	flavorless fungus	4	decent	
5642	jittery poisoned dart	0		
5643	alkaline pulsating stone wool	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
5644	stones	0		
5645	purple the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	skewed calendar fragment	0		
5647	forbidden calendar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
5648	Temple Grandin's wicked Boris's Helm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	therapeutic thinker's staph of homophones	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Alters Page Text
5650	spinning Annie Oakley's hardened occult Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	cyan mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	enchanted spoiled nailswurst	4	crappy	Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 10
5655	watered-down delicious pulsating used beer	2	awesome	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	insulting hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	therapeutic offensive moustache	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
5661	maroon perfumed hairshirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	wobbly red How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	lime green huge How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	shaking puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	upside-down bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	flavorless low-calorie fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	1	decent	
5671	smooth slap and slap again	4	awesome	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	jittery &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	powdered pulsating spinning watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	shaking savvy Ze&trade; goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	Annie Oakley's slick stylish swimsuit	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	moldy P.B.L.T.	4	crappy	
5682	blue note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	lime green bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	wobbly quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	upside-down bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	bouncing UV monocular of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
5689	squat drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	blinking ghostly pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
5693	twirling Oprah's phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
5694	tumbling bouncing Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	greasy bugbear detector	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5696	green bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	shaking 1 Meat	0		
5698	ruddy thinker's The Lost Glasses	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
5699	pulsating The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	twirling Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	spinning experienced wax hat of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	frosty Temple Grandin's wax pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	jittery blinking FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	modified spinning spinning yellow drop of water-37	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	Sinatra's educational fireman's helmet	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	squat up-at-dawn fire axe	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	asbestos-lined frightening smooth fire extinguisher	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	normal blurry FDKOL hotcakes	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	pulsating smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	diet flavorless fiery wing	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	Oprah's wings of fire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	twirling razor-sharp FDKOL fire hose	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	double-deionized Vulcanized ionized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	purple wobbly forbidden hot daub bun of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	fortified sage hot daub stand	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	spinning double-paned foot-long hot daub of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	bouncing ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	thick rotten angst burger	5	crappy	
5731	perfectly mixed 5-hour acrimony	4	EPIC	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	small flavorless forbidden sausage	2	decent	
5735	Sherlock's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	frozen quantum Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 58
5737	tarnished daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	mirror twirling rock-hard Camp Scout backpack	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	big normal fancy bag of GORP	5	good	Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	bad water purification pills	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	fancy watered-down tolerable CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	2	good	Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	low-calorie flavorless blinking bag of GORF	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	stale mirror bag of QWOP	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	anodized tarnished modified CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	enchanted watered-down hand-crafted ghostly CSA cheerfulness ration	2	EPIC	Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	flavorless super-sized ghostly crappy brain	5	decent	
5753	huge bland pulsating decent brain	6	decent	
5754	decent good brain	4	good	
5755	gigantic adequate spinning boss brain	8	good	
5756	flavorless narrow hunter brain	4	decent	
5758	hale hardened Staff of Holiday Sensations of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	reassuring staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
5760	lime green Tesla rock-hard staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5761	blinking Usain Bolt's padded Staff of the Scummy Sink of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: 180, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	bouncing vibrating forbidden Superhero Reboots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10
5764	censurious double-paned fuzzy busby	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	upside-down bouncing Usain Bolt's hardy fuzzy earmuffs	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	scorching ruddy smooth fuzzy montera	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	shaking ghostly gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	lime green pulsating fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	ruddy wicked Barney's rake	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
5778	adequate idiot brain	4	good	
5779	lightning-fast keel-haulin' knife	0		Initiative: +40
5780	narrow veiny ice cream scoop	0		Maximum HP: +10
5781	artisanal ghostly soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	EPIC	
5782	upside-down morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	wobbly hard screw	0		
5787	blinking messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	right bear arm of vim and vigor of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	perfumed deadly left bear arm of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	miser's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Meat Drop: +10
5794	enhanced polymerized concentrated Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 67
5795	dry anodized yellow Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 54
5796	activated Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 27
5797	polarized double-modified twirling Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 54
5798	altered Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 37
5799	chilled jittery eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 14
5800	dry Charity's choker	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 21
5801	quantum Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 59
5802	flattened dry perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 62
5803	enhanced White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 66
5804	moist corrupted Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 36
5805	magnetized modified breath mint	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 57
5806	enhanced skewed shaking muesli	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
5807	frozen glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 50
5808	quadruple-oxidized glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 47
5809	polarized Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 46
5810	activated alkaline yellow Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 49
5811	boiled teal tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 38
5812	dry nitrogenated spinning skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 36
5813	improved smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 16
5814	frozen tarnished blob of acid	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 27
5815	triple-cold-filtered upside-down red flayed mind	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47
5816	chilled ionized blue kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 61
5817	chilled pickled forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 11
5818	activated twirling Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 15
5819	triple-warmed electrified blinking gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 51
5820	diffused flattened bull blubber	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 41
5821	magnetized aerosolized quantum frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 42
5822	electrified chilled gazely stare	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 18
5823	deionized altered canopic jar	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 18
5824	ionized clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 44
5825	galvanized purple Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 47
5826	oxidized pickled yellow zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 18
5827	triple-cold-filtered upside-down lime green skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 15
5828	unsweetened gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 48
5829	unsweetened pressed janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 61
5830	tarnished pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 53
5831	diffused chilled pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 33
5832	anodized polarized secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 34
5833	improved pressed wobbly brigand brittle	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 18
5834	activated holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 56
5835	adjusted scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 57
5836	energized denatured spinning embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 30
5837	corrupted huge Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 21
5838	enhanced non-anodized Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 13
5839	nitrogenated warmed ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 55
5840	activated Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 67
5841	altered A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 31
5842	triple-dry toothbrush	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 11
5843	enhanced deionized twirling wobbly pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 16
5844	Vulcanized irradiated una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 47
5845	dry mirror compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 38
5846	alkaline denatured salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 59
5847	ionized colloidal unholy water	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 57
5848	dry shaking Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 17
5849	wet altered yellow handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 33
5850	dry bouncing space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 59
5851	quantum temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62
5852	magnetized chilled oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 21
5853	flattened liquefied stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
5854	extra-frozen BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 56
5855	corrupted tarnished blinking Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 44
5856	dry lime green Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 65
5857	colloidal unsweetened grey cube	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 42
5858	double-ionized polarized votive candle	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 39
5859	electrified booby trap	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 56
5860	anodized pressed maroon Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 65
5861	quantum dry upside-down maroon pulsating good ash	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 49
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	green Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	fuchsia papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	flattened energized chilled blinking papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	anodized concentrated fuchsia papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	unsweetened upside-down papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	squat gray executive Rosewater's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	perfumed Jeselnik's papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	Jeselnik's papier-masque of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	quilted experienced papier-mitre	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +40, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	tumbling nippy experienced papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	upside-down papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	huge papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	tumbling Rainbow Jello Mould of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	bouncing spinning frightening foul-smelling skeleton skis of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	small yummy skeleton quiche	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	tumbling skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	skewed scorching sinister beefcake's Bonestabber of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	boozy perfectly mixed crystal skeleton vodka	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	teal energetic auxiliary backbone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	quadruple-concentrated that gum you like	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 34
5893	blue dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	powdered blinking Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	crappy	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	blurry jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	blinking wedding ring of chilblains of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5910	shaking deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	twirling nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	careful dangerous Solstice Shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10
5913	extra-ionized double-wet corrupted candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	anodized adjusted boiled squat sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	Vulcanized electrified blue beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	flattened sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	denatured cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	bouncing dance instructor's plastic animelf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	Van der Graaf plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	Usain Bolt's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	jittery Da Vinci's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	Da Vinci's plastic MechaElf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	mirror electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	blue ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	shaking brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	wobbly Tesla rock-hard plastic four-shadowed mime of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	aromatic plastic Bugbear Captain of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	pulsating huge perfumed toasty plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	double-paned nippy plastic Lord Flameface	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	Samson's plastic Beebee King	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	mansplainer's plastic Queen Bee	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	padded plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	forbidden plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	upside-down plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	Oprah's plastic spiderbugbear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	wobbly Temple Grandin's plastic peacannon	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	experienced plastic the Free Man	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	skewed dance instructor's plastic fire servant	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	blinking nasty plastic mumblebee	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	ghostly chaotic plastic moneybee	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	huge Lo Pan's plastic beebee gunners	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	blurry manspreader's plastic beebee queue	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	blinking rosy-cheeked plastic buzzerker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	plastic bee swarm of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	plastic batbugbear of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	brawny plastic bugaboo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	crafty plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	ghostly spinning plastic ops bugbear of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	blue shaking brawny plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	brawny plastic cavebugbear	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	shaking plastic Scott the Miner of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	brainy plastic angry space marine	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	steel-toed plastic Father McGruber	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	squat plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	medical-grade plastic blazing bat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	jittery inspector's supercool electronic dulcimer pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	jittery MacGyver's Frown Exerciser of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	narrow soul coin	0		
5969	pulsating soul knife	0		
5970	lime green Jack Frost's soul mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5971	twirling record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	twirling record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	gray record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	prompt nasty silent beret of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	moldy super-sized green slice of pizza	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	blue huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	mediocre special weak tankard of ale	2	decent	Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	blurry Socratic strapping cloth cap of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	tumbling healthy banded iron dagger of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	tasty teal hamburger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	wobbly dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	practically non-alcoholic aged tumbling bottle of wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	aromatic reassuring thinker's iron helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	Annie Oakley's forbidden Newton's steel sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	half-sized decent pulsating upside-down whole roasted chicken	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	artisanal shining goblet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	twirling blue fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	prompt auspicious cool crown	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	mirror Sherlock's family-friendly sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	narrow prompt frosty Van der Graaf Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	shaking fortified Cloak of Dire Shadows of incineration of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	chilly dog trainer's arcane researcher's Sword of Dark Omens	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	hardy baleful experienced Shield of Icy Fate	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	lime green foul-smelling razor-sharp Greaves of the Murk Lord of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	fireproof Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	zippy miser's supercool Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	Jeselnik's sizzling Belt of Howling Anger of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	weightlifter's logging hatchet	0		Muscle: +15
6011	curative orc wrist	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6012	blurry freshwater pearl necklace	0		Item Drop: +5
6013	tumbling Newton's brainy orcish stud-finder	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6014	shaking stanky screwing pooch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6015	energized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 39
6016	aerosolized olive blinking orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 14
6017	non-liquefied extra-oxidized orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 29
6018	watered-down artisanal backwoods screwdriver	2	EPIC	
6019	loadstone of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
6020	Claybender glasses of the empath of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6021	frosty strapping Duskwalker fangs	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6022	wobbly Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	jittery tumbling sizzling Da Vinci's Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	green banded Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Damage Absorption: +100
6025	galvanized Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 13
6026	shaking Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	lime green Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	green T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	wobbly extremely unsafe dress pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	dog trainer's badge of authority	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
6032	Van der Graaf motorcycle boots of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6033	aromatic savvy stolen necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
6034	greasy friendly troll britches	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	warmed vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 35
6036	watered-down perfectly mixed twirling artisanal limoncello	2	EPIC	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	bite-sized flavorless wobbly incredible pizza	1	decent	
6039	Oprah's oil cap of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	double-paned supercharged oil lamp	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
6041	skewed chaotic oil slacks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	fireproof oil pan	0		Hot Resistance: +3
6043	boid	0		
6044	mirror woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	narrow miser's smooth Misty Cloak	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +10
6048	smelly beefy Misty Robe	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6049	savvy Misty Cape of the brazier of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6050	jittery woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	spoiled Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	acceptable Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	triple-frozen colloidal twirling jittery maroon Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	jittery psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	skewed twirling The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	greedy veiny Meatcleaver	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	Crimbo Elf bobble-head of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	spinning beefcake's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	skewed Crimbo tree flocker of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	pulsating shaking double-paned Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	squat Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	spinning wad of spider silk	0		
6066	twirling goblin collarbone	0		
6067	twirling mirror wobbly Truthsayer of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	narrow sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	ionized tarnished jittery haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	enhanced cold-filtered red mirror ghostly magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	magnetized shaking 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	smooth weak special McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	awesome	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	flavorless haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	shaking fuchsia home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	tumbling arcane researcher's haggis socks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	teal Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	squat magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	smooth Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Microplushie: Hippylase of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	Microplushie: Bropane of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	sizzling Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	therapeutic Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	upside-down Microplushie: Hobomosome of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	huge Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	beefcake's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Van der Graaf Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	greasy Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	blue gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	chilly Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	shaking pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	bouncing Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	curative educational Ginsu&trade;	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	huge bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	twirling bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	blurry zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	bouncing goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Chinese beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	bouncing cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	squat furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	deionized improved narrow bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	fortified novelty tattoo sleeves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	teal pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	purple furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	knitted makeshift yakuza mask	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	upside-down battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	zippy clever White Dragon Fang	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	hale butterfly knife	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	skewed narrow tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	gray pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	maroon ruddy weighted paperclip chain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	blue great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	narrow sage rubber gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	blinking triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	tasty miniature roasted duck	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	adequate dead meat bun	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	stylish cat collar	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked suspicious-looking fedora	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	skewed Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	toothsome carrot cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	acceptable green carrot claret	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	diluted yellow carrot juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	lime green flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	purple nippy arcane researcher's Byte	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	greedy anger blaster	0		Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	nasty doubt cannon	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	yellow hardy fear condenser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	boxer's regret hose	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	blue pulsating Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	sinister commodore's hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	narrow frosty naval trousers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	chaotic Oprah's deck cannon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	bouncing teal ornamental sextant of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	Jim Carey's thinker's Bloodbath	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	aged practically non-alcoholic special Hundred Headed IPA	1	awesome	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	gigantic stale chum	10	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	quadruple-anodized pulsating crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 52
6172	colloidal liquefied teal candy crayons	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	smelly pixel grappling hook of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6174	twirling mirror GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	squat cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cyan skewed cosmic potato	0		
6182	pulsating twirling cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	fuchsia foul-smelling Fonzie's Jarlsberg's hat of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6185	bland skewed consummate hard-boiled egg	3	decent	
6186	bland consummate fried egg	4	decent	
6187	spoiled fancy super-sized consummate egg salad	5	crappy	Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 15
6188	flavorless thick mirror consummate bagel	5	decent	
6189	low-calorie tasty consummate sliced bread	1	awesome	
6190	adequate pulsating consummate hot dog bun	3	good	
6191	snack-sized spoiled blurry spinning consummate brownie	2	crappy	
6192	immense delicious consummate toast	8	awesome	
6193	weak lousy passable stout	2	decent	
6194	tiny toothsome consummate soup	1	awesome	
6195	decent purple consummate corn chips	3	good	
6196	normal wobbly consummate salad	3	good	
6197	stale consummate salsa	3	decent	
6198	delicious small blinking consummate sauerkraut	2	awesome	
6199	snack-sized flavorless ghostly consummate cheese slice	2	decent	
6200	normal consummate melted cheese	3	good	
6201	moldy jumbo consummate bacon	5	crappy	
6202	miniature bland consummate meatloaf	2	decent	
6203	flavorless pulsating consummate steak	3	decent	
6204	adequate consummate cuts	3	good	
6205	bland consummate frankfurter	4	decent	
6206	rotten miniature shaking consummate french fries	2	crappy	
6207	low-calorie decent jittery consummate baked potato	1	good	
6208	tolerable acceptable vodka	4	good	
6209	spoiled small consummate ice cream	2	crappy	
6210	normal huge consummate whipped cream	3	good	
6211	adequate ghostly twirling consummate cream	3	good	
6212	tasty consummate strawberries	3	awesome	
6213	flavorless bouncing consummate sorbet	3	decent	
6214	artisanal adequate rum	4	EPIC	
6215	artisanal mediocre lager	4	EPIC	
6216	decent immaculate grilled cheese	4	good	
6217	bite-sized stale blurry upside-down immaculate ice cream sandwich	1	decent	
6218	enchanted yummy mirror immaculate hot dog	4	awesome	Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 25
6219	thick normal immaculate egg salad sandwich	5	good	
6220	miniature normal twirling perfect sandwich	2	good	
6221	stale low-calorie lime green perfect chef salad	1	decent	
6222	moldy perfect breakfast	3	crappy	
6223	fancy bland cyan tumbling wobbly sublime deluxe hot dog	3	decent	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
6224	thick normal sublime stew	5	good	
6225	tasty fancy sublime nachos	3	awesome	Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 5
6226	decent massive shaking Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	10	good	
6227	moldy bite-sized Loaded Baked Potato	1	crappy	
6228	moldy Omega Sundae	3	crappy	
6229	lousy shaking Das Sauerlager	3	decent	
6230	lousy Bologna Lambic	3	decent	
6231	watered-down smooth Vodka Dog	2	awesome	
6232	mediocre Disappointed Russian	3	decent	
6233	watered-down lousy Chunky Mary	2	decent	
6234	drinkable spinning Nachojito	3	good	
6235	fancy drinkable Le Roi	4	good	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20
6236	delicious Over Easy Rider	3	awesome	
6237	purple bouncing cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	liquefied boiled cold-filtered cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 42
6240	anodized Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 38
6241	warmed dry censored can label	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 46
6242	galvanized ionized ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 63
6243	dry the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 67
6244	irradiated bouncing cat's paw	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 33
6245	Vulcanized improved narrow ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 17
6246	quantum blurry mirror demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 21
6247	adjusted purple clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 32
6248	enhanced triple-dry upside-down gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 36
6249	twirling dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	lightning-fast dog trainer's manspreader's resourceful sinister groovy numberwang	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6251	energized deionized triple-frozen scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	quantum improved scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	gray Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	lime green dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	bouncing pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	toasty careful vibrating personal trainer's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	spinning boxer's wizardly Staff of the Staff of Life of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	Lo Pan's healthy forbidden Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	toasty forbidden Socratic Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	sharpshooter's healthy Staff of the Hearty Dinner of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	avaricious rock-hard padded Staff of the All-Steak	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +30, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	bouncing Staff of Fruit Salad of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	pulsating wool padded brawny Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	mirror jar of protein powder	0		
6267	gigantic bland fancy grain of protein powder	7	decent	Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 15
6268	quantum jittery shaking upside-down pec oil	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 50
6269	lard-coated gym membership card	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6270	diffused diffused colloidal Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 69
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	teal hale penguin keychain of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6273	anodized O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 27
6274	bad skewed open sauce	3	decent	
6275	jittery clever turkey leg of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20
6276	perfectly mixed Ye Olde Meade	4	EPIC	
6277	alkaline Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 59
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	steel-toed pewter claymore	0		Damage Reduction: 9
6280	groovy artisanal rice peeler	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6281	yummy blue heirloom grape tomato	3	awesome	
6282	red chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	Herculean brown felt tophat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	twirling gear	0		
6285	flame-retardant Mark I Steam-Hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	frosty wicked Mark II Steam-Hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	green fortified razor-sharp boxer's Mark III Steam-Hat of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	lightning-fast lion tamer's wholesome Mark IV Steam-Hat of the cougar of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	executive Lo Pan's quilted experienced stylish Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	twirling steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	cyan censurious punk rock jacket of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6292	maroon family-friendly ruddy safety pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6293	flavorless squat stolen sushi	3	decent	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	twirling drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	skewed fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	blinking model airship	0		
6300	altered Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 49
6301	deionized vacuum-sealed teal blinking possibility potion	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 46
6302	spinning wobbly eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	fireproof dance instructor's wizardly Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the brute of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	bouncing frightening baleful strapping Jarlsberg's pan of the cougar of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	ionized skewed teal celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	flattened twirling celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	dry celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	diffused celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	Uncle Buck of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only
6312	blue crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	teal thinker's SCUBA tank of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Adventure Underwater
6316	MacGyver's deep six-shooter of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6317	ghostly sea chaps of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	upside-down auspicious family-friendly Annie Oakley's sea holster	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6319	super-frozen non-ionized blurry shavin' razor	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 49
6320	pulsating stiffened long-forgotten necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	ghostly maroon electrified rosy-cheeked experienced jam band	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6324	Usain Bolt's lard-coated forbidden aquamariner's ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6325	fireproof aquamariner's necklace of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6326	miser's family-friendly pearl diver's ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6327	mirror Samson's sage pearl diver's necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
6328	skewed sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	narrow fuchsia bazooka cozy	0		
6332	crafty stiffened extremely unsafe cozy scimitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Breakable
6333	squat lion tamer's Tesla sage Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Breakable
6334	clever crafty dance instructor's cozy bazooka	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: 30, Breakable
6335	spinning reassuring steel-toed sea mantle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +1
6336	blinking forbidden sea shawl of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: 200
6337	Van der Graaf MacGyver's sea cape	0		Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	twirling resourceful muddy pirate hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	hardy floral-print skirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	skewed coward's baleful spectral axe	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20
6342	rosewater-soaked strapping super-strong air freshener	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
6343	modified non-enhanced Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 51
6344	twirling Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	warmed olive Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 14
6346	skewed Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	ionized Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 18
6348	flame-wreathed Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	personal trainer's Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	scorching Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	grievous Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6352	maroon Jack Frost's Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	triple-colloidal triple-pressed spinning Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 11
6355	altered vacuum-sealed gray Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 27
6356	shaking Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	squat Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	wool Mer-kin begsign	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
6360	blurry Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	galvanized non-Vulcanized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	double-altered denatured spinning pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	double-pressed narrow pulled taffy	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	deionized maroon pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	deionized extra-oxidized diffused pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	pressed pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	polarized polarized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	blurry Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	jittery lump of clay	0		
6370	narrow twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	practically non-alcoholic drinkable can of the cheapest beer	1	good	
6372	triple-distilled hand-crafted tumbling maroon bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	7	EPIC	
6373	aged twirling single swig of vodka	4	awesome	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	zippy testy toolbox	0		Initiative: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	blurry Jick-o-User	0		
6378	bouncing eraser nubbin	0		
6379	yellow upside-down chlorine crystal	0		
6380	colloidal ph balancer	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 48
6381	ionized pressed purple twirling mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 11
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	EPIC	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	twirling wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	skewed blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	Vulcanized oxidized jittery Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 12
6390	aerosolized Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 46
6391	double-aerosolized nitrogenated Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 16
6392	padded scale-mail underwear of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	triple-adjusted maroon skewed comb jelly	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 29
6394	bouncing anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	narrow Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	blinking peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	denatured Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 29
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	magnetized extra-alkaline tear	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 39
6402	triple-pickled alkaline huge squat jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 44
6403	warmed altered blinking tumbling grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 47
6404	unsweetened polarized violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 65
6405	quadruple-quantum worst candy	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 46
6406	extra-cold-filtered wet magnetized narrow huge fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 40
6407	inspector's reassuring Pocket Square of Loathing of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	green Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	stale flavorless gruel	3	decent	
6416	spoiled snack-sized mana curds	2	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	ionized moth dust	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 17
6420	triple-liquefied colloidal glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 23
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	adequate special vampire chowder	4	good	Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 15
6423	skewed Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	cyan Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	moldy wobbly Dreadsylvanian stew	3	crappy	
6427	weak lousy Dreadsylvanian	2	decent	
6428	chilled polymerized cyan Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 59
6429	cold-filtered chilled green Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 14
6430	Lo Pan's steel-toed dreadful fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	crafty dreadful sweater	0		Maximum MP: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	bouncing steel-toed dreadful glove	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	teal Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	asbestos-lined curative Rosewater's Covers-Your-Head	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	careful supercharged Herculean Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	dance instructor's beefcake's Warms-Your-Tush of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	veiny wizardly Helps-You-Sleep	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Blind
6444	slick Quiets-Your-Steps of wisdom of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6445	smelly Jim Carey's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6446	hand-crafted Gets-You-Drunk	3	EPIC	
6447	olive gravedigger's MacGyver's Great Wolf's headband of courage	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	censurious hale groovy Great Wolf's left paw	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	Usain Bolt's frightening electrified Great Wolf's right paw	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	blurry Socratic Great Wolf's rocket launcher of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	supercharged razor-sharp Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: 70, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	warmed pickled tumbling Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 29
6454	upside-down nippy clever zombie mariachi hat of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	vibrating groovy zombie accordion of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	miser's knitted zombie mariachi pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	scorching HOA regulation book of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6458	reassuring lard-coated Samson's HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	spinning wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	bouncing nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	lime green avaricious Lo Pan's Mayor Ghost's toupee of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	chaotic sharpshooter's studded Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	blinking inspector's ruddy Mayor Ghost's khakis of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	twirling Sherlock's rosy-cheeked slick Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	flame-wreathed energetic occult Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	flavorless blinking ghost pepper	3	decent	
6469	avaricious miser's Thunkula's drinking cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: 40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	sizzling sage Drunkula's cape of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	friendly hardened Drunkula's silky pants of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	fuchsia Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	lightning-fast sharpshooter's supercool Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	manspreader's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Monster Level: +10
6475	bad bottle of Bloodweiser	4	decent	
6476	greedy inspector's dog trainer's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	baleful sinister Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: 35, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	spinning fuchsia Sherlock's resourceful groovy Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	nasty Jack Frost's chaotic Tesla Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the bloodbag of terror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6480	brawny stylish Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
6481	friendly Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3
6482	blurry lightning-fast medical-grade Socratic Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6483	squat Kool-Aid	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	fuchsia bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	tiny bland Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1	decent	
6489	pulsating music box parts	0		
6490	fuchsia unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	huge foul-smelling Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Stench Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	ghostly olive upside-down blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	mediocre bloody kiwitini	4	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	spinning polished moon-amber	0		
6501	maroon skewed forbidden groovy thinker's moon-amber necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	Van der Graaf baleful beefcake's hangman's hood	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6505	olive asbestos-lined fortified wizardly ring finger ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6506	wobbly Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	double-paned cool iron helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	yellow frightening occult cool iron breastplate	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
6510	dance instructor's smartaleck's cool iron greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	Rosewater's ghost shawl of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	upside-down warm fur of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6514	shellacked snowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 7
6515	gravedigger's eerie fetish	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
6516	drinkable strong stinkwater	5	good	
6517	blue dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	moldy huge squat accidental mutton	4	crappy	
6519	wholesome Newton's drafty drawers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	Lo Pan's vibrating wolfskull mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	pulsating studded guts necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
6522	lard-coated groping claw of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
6523	veiny vengeful spirit	0		Maximum HP: +10
6524	therapeutic BOOtonniere	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6525	extra-corrupted ghost thread	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 40
6526	beefy bag of unfinished business of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +50
6527	prompt savvy transparent pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	Van der Graaf hothammer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6529	watered-down lousy olive Thriller Ice	2	decent	
6530	grandfather watch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	narrow knitted baleful spyglass	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
6533	mirror therapeutic vial of hot blood	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6534	remorseless knife of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6535	reassuring intimidating coiffure	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	teal twirling prompt Fonzie's cod cape	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +3
6537	half-sized decent blood sausage	2	good	
6538	tumbling vibrating quilted frying brainpan	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6539	teal ball and chain of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6540	ghostly steel-toed dry bone	0		Damage Reduction: 9
6541	upside-down tailbone shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Thorns: 1
6542	zippy tonguebone	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6543	zippy savvy pogo stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6545	careful extremely unsafe weedy skirt of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	arcane researcher's boxer's pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	tumbling cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	jittery cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	spinning hot cluster	0		
6552	blurry cluster	0		
6553	upside-down cluster	0		
6554	purple stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	tarnished adjusted phial of hotness	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 53
6557	colloidal deionized skewed phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 38
6558	enhanced deionized activated ghostly mirror phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 41
6559	oxidized flattened blue skewed phial of stench	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 52
6560	colloidal boiled quadruple-vacuum-sealed phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 22
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mirror mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	huge green frightening hand of Mr. Cards	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	thick stale Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	5	decent	
6565	toothsome Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	awesome	
6566	normal half-sized Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	good	
6567	enchanted small normal Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	good	Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 45
6568	super-sized adequate wobbly Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	5	good	
6569	lousy enchanted Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	4	decent	Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 15
6570	watered-down acceptable mirror tumbling Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	good	
6571	drinkable practically non-alcoholic shaking Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1	good	
6572	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6573	perfectly mixed watered-down yellow Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	teal ghostly pulsating hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	olive dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	rosy-cheeked hot dog wrapper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
6585	zippy hardened debonair deboner	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +20
6586	frozen aerosolized lime green upside-down chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 63
6587	Usain Bolt's jar of frostigkraut	0		Initiative: +80, Damage Aura: 1
6588	veiny rock-hard gnawed-up dog bone	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +10
6589	purple Herculean Grey Guanon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Aura: 1
6590	aromatic greasy Engorged Sausages and You of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
6591	practically non-alcoholic fancy acceptable dream of a dog	1	good	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 15
6592	up-at-dawn shellacked optimal spreadsheet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +5
6593	pulsating defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	red blinking hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	distilled wobbly epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	shaking clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	spinning clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	squat spinning clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	ghostly clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	cyan clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	lime green clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	upside-down clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	bouncing clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	gray cuckoo clock	0		
6615	watered-down drinkable Cold One	2	???	
6616	bland mirror spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	blurry over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	shaking folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	cyan blinking folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	squat olive folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	maroon folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	shaking folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	twirling folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	blinking wobbly folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	wobbly folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	shaking folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	ghostly jittery folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	hardy padded slide rule	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50
6649	polymerized Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 62
6650	twirling Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	bad irresponsibly strong bouncing stepmom's booze	7	decent	
6653	blurry surgical tape	0		
6654	shaking band T-shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
6655	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong ghostly fountain 'soda'	7	EPIC	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	lion tamer's healthy pickelhaube	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	ionized bouncing hair oil	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 53
6659	Vulcanized maroon scrap	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 41
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	red blinking suspension bridge	0		
6662	aromatic hardy veiny smooth Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: 60, Stench Resistance: +1
6663	shaking universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	Temple Grandin's deathchucks of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +20
6666	eraser	0		
6667	shaking quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	green pulsating Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	frozen pulsating sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 16
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	mirror yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	electrified yellow superwater	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 16
6676	ghostly Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Lo Pan's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	wool machete	0		Cold Resistance: +1
6680	bad Cursed Punch	3	decent	
6681	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Bowl of Scorpions	1	EPIC	
6682	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Fog Murderer	1	good	
6683	gray huge book of matches	0		
6684	up-at-dawn surgical mask	0		Adventures: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	mirror head mirror of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	upside-down half-size scalpel of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	banded surgical apron	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	sinister bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Spell Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	squat McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	lime green McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	pulsating McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	mirror McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	tumbling McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	bouncing boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	pulsating bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	blinking dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	huge scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	pulsating stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	EPIC	
6704	blinking flame-retardant brainy short-handled mop	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
6705	small moldy teal jungle floor wax	2	crappy	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	polarized skewed colorful toad	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 12
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	ghostly wool chilly pygmy briefs	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	blue pulsating adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	pulsating smooth beefcake's sphygmomanometer	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +15
6716	magnetized quadruple-altered bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 65
6717	blurry tongue depressor	0		
6718	ghostly foul-smelling veiny compression stocking	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +10
6719	hale healthy midriff scrubs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20
6720	aerosolized corrupted maroon pill cup	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 29
6721	Oprah's dance instructor's water bottle of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	nitrogenated irradiated pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 26
6723	pulsating gray Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	massive spoiled exotic jungle fruit	8	crappy	
6725	pulsating Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	tumbling dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	pulsating tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	purple UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	bouncing junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	activated red bent scrap	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 27
6740	ghostly molten scrap	0		
6741	wobbly eternal car battery	0		
6742	blurry frosty junk band	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6743	lion tamer's junk trunks	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	MacGyver's junk-mail shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100
6745	snack-sized stale junk food	2	decent	
6746	lousy watered-down spinning junk yard	2	decent	
6747	mansplainer's beefy swordzall	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15
6748	censurious arm buzzer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6749	jittery Rosewater's boilgun of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	ghostly packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	wobbly handful of barley	0		
6753	maroon cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	artisanal can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	irresponsibly strong artisanal can of Drooling Monk	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	tolerable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	perfectly mixed bottle of Old Pugilist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	weak mediocre wobbly bottle of Professor Beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	irresponsibly strong artisanal bottle of Rapier Witbier	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	perfectly mixed watered-down skewed lime green bottle of Race Car Red	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	perfectly mixed bottle of Greedy Dog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	drinkable weak huge bottle of Lambada Lambic	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	narrow artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	narrow liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	toasty fortified tin tam of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	quadruple-ionized electrified tin cup	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	gray vibrating tin foil of vim and vigor of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	curative grievous Newton's tin drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	olive tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	irradiated foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 29
6777	diffused seal sweat	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 22
6778	alkaline anodized corrupted boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 55
6779	jittery crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	flame-wreathed Herculean studded sealhide shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6781	bouncing wizardly scabrous seal epaulets of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	horrifying chaotic energetic seal medal	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	ghostly blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	teal candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	enhanced ionized disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 61
6796	anodized blurry yellow upside-down disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 53
6797	aerosolized disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 58
6798	alkaline disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 12
6799	corrupted fuchsia disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 32
6800	nitrogenated disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 64
6801	electrified altered corrupted tumbling disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 19
6802	quantum disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 38
6803	deionized unsweetened double-modified skewed spinning disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 14
6804	ionized moist disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 12
6805	extra-altered shaking disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 64
6806	adjusted polarized ghostly disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 67
6807	wobbly energetic The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	upside-down accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	nippy beer-battered accordion	0		Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	smooth baritone accordion	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	pulsating mama's squeezebox of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	tumbling chaotic guancertina	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	blinking baleful accordion file	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	skewed accord ion of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	Fonzie's bone bandoneon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	frightening pentatonic accordion	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	spinning blurry non-Euclidean non-accordion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	tumbling friendly razor-sharp Accordion of Jordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	smelly autocalliope	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	friendly accordionoid rocca	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	pygmy concertinette of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	huge Samson's experienced ghost accordion	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	peace accordion of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	blurry greasy friendly alarm accordion	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	huge flame-retardant healthy All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	executive supercool KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
6828	weak perfectly mixed discocktail	2	EPIC	
6829	yellow groovy KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6830	Temporal Tempera Tube of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6831	warmed aerosolized mirror Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 41
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	triple-improved irradiated Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 32
6834	anodized box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 31
6835	ionized non-anodized bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 65
6836	galvanized double-adjusted PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 22
6837	anodized galvanized Swizzler	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 56
6838	oxidized pickled Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 30
6839	dry aerosolized blurry jam	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 68
6840	liquefied blue shaking Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 64
6841	extra-corrupted 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 32
6842	pickled quantum vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 40
6843	adjusted bone bons	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 40
6844	oxidized ironic mint	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 12
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	teal walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	shaking killing jar	0		
6848	chilly security flashlight	0		Cold Damage: +5
6849	quantum aerosolized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 59
6850	wobbly auspicious Lo Pan's brainy sturdy cane	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
6851	squat huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	blue Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	purple carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	squat Bal-musette accordion of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	lightning-fast Cajun accordion	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	pulsating quirky accordion of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	tumbling avaricious Skipper's accordion of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	spinning pulsating censurious fortified Newton's boxer's Pantsgiving	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	jumbo yummy can of sardines	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	yummy immense high-calorie sugar substitute	6	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	stale pat of butter	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	enchanted stale dinner roll	3	decent	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	moldy snack-sized mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	snack-sized tasty whole turkey leg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	yummy spinning deviled egg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	triple-dry super-modified finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	magnetized adjusted dented spoon	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	tarnished quadruple-ionized love note	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	twirling school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	nitrogenated nail file	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	adjusted candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	adjusted warmed teal post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	blurry pulsating pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	jittery executive avaricious healthy bowl of petunias of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: 70, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	foul-smelling crafty Samson's smooth power sock	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	electrified ruddy wool sock of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	perfumed Sinatra's moustache sock of the wise owl of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	dry chilled ionized fuchsia spirit gum	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 57
6886	cyan spirit pillow	0		
6887	spinning spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	olive MacGyver's Rosewater's spirit bell of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	pickled spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	modified freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	ionized blurry squat teal blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	frozen improved handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	moist olive tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	enhanced ionized frozen Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	twirling hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	pulsating rock-hard razor-sharp flask flops	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
6903	activated nuts	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	boiled ionized bolts	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	half-sized moldy spinning gingerbread robot	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	stale special petit 4.1	4	decent	Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	delicious jumbo teal nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	smooth plastic GORM-8	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	squat coward's plastic warbear	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	grievous plastic Toybot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	olive sage plastic warbear fortress	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	bouncing Usain Bolt's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	skewed warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	bouncing warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	greedy censurious warbear hoverbelt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	huge warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	galvanized jittery warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	unsweetened tarnished shaking warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	non-tarnished warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	stale small shaking warbear feasting bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	delicious bite-sized wobbly warbear warrior bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	rotten big bouncing narrow warbear thermoregulator bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	lousy warbear feasting mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	lousy watered-down warbear bearserker mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	distilled aged skewed warbear blizzard mead	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	wobbly executive auspicious warbear plain fedora of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	Samson's warbear feathered fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	jittery aromatic gravedigger's dog trainer's warbear fedora	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	perfumed greasy manspreader's warbear plain helm	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	manspreader's warbear spiked helm	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	lightning-fast healthy Da Vinci's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	hale rock-hard groovy warbear plain ushanka	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	wobbly studded warbear lined ushanka	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	forbidden stylish warbear heated ushanka of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	teal warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	Sherlock's toasty warbear party pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	jittery inspector's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	sharpshooter's baleful warbear high festival pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	mirror shellacked Rosewater's warbear battle greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	warbear officer greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	scorching smooth warbear bearserker greaves of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	squat purple mansplainer's Annie Oakley's Sinatra's warbear johns	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	MacGyver's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	rosewater-soaked rock-hard warbear johns of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	maroon warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	inspector's shellacked warbear goggles of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	gray up-at-dawn warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	lard-coated warbear polarized goggles of the glutton of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	frightening resourceful warbear laser bowtie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	miser's warbear plasma bowtie	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	rosewater-soaked brawny strapping warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	narrow warbear warscarf of extreme caution of temperance of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	huge warbear fleece-lined warscarf of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	Van der Graaf warbear warscarf of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	huge warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	shaking shaking flame-retardant warbear foil hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	cyan fireproof double-paned warbear oil pan	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	warbear exhaust manifold of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	gray warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	red warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	blinking warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	purple warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	rosy-cheeked die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	die-cast Doc the Reindeer of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	Jeselnik's die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	stylish die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	blinking die-cast Happy the Reindeer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	electrified die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	ghostly blurry arcane researcher's die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	savvy die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	green ghostly frightening die-cast factory worker elf	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	scorching die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	deadly die-cast middle-management elf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	die-cast pencil-pusher elf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	family-friendly die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	studded die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	sharpshooter's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	lime green greedy beefcake's die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	bouncing die-cast turtle mech of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	wool die-cast Swiss hen	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	wobbly scandalous die-cast killing bird	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	blurry die-cast ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	therapeutic die-cast goose a-laying	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	strapping die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	upside-down die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	jittery rosy-cheeked die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	deadly die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	red dog trainer's hardened die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	purple frosty die-cast Father Crimborg of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	aromatic sage die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	pulsating crafty steel-toed die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	shellacked die-cast Father Crimbo of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	warmed yellow blinking Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	jittery narrow green lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	altered handful of Smithereens	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	normal red Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	bland fancy massive Miserable Pie	10	decent	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	toothsome This Charming Flan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	aged Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	lousy watered-down Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	hardy savvy stylish Work is a Four Letter Sword of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	huge frightening resourceful banded groovy Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	bouncing studded wicked Sheila Take a Crossbow of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	shaking healthy Herculean A Light that Never Goes Out of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	sharpshooter's padded razor-sharp Half a Purse of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	wobbly lion tamer's hardy extremely unsafe Samson's Hairpiece On Fire	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	ribald scandalous sizzling experienced Vicar's Tutu	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: 15, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	inspector's Hand in Glove of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	greasy MacGyver's Meat Tenderizer is Murder of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	teal asbestos-lined wool Newton's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	avaricious Jeselnik's Herculean Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	jittery asbestos-lined frightening strapping Saucepanic	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	cyan ribald sharpshooter's rock-hard Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	miser's perfumed sizzling Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	tumbling rosewater-soaked third-hand lantern	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	adequate pickled egg	3	good	
7033	pulsating cup of lukewarm tea	1	awesome	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	pulsating warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	moist polymerized warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	blurry warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	denatured blinking glass slipper	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	vaporized huge teal antimatter wad	1	good	Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	magnetized polarized flattened warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	boiled tarnished warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	ionized warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	super-sized yummy warbear gyro	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	dry tarnished activated recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	yellow warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	shaking warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	normal mirror breakfast mess	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	maroon warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	rotten breakfast miracle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	polarized improved wobbly blue Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	tumbling warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	bouncing grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	jittery praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	twisted grim fairy tale	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	moist spinning single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	ionized upside-down single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
7069	olive Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	rotten snow berries	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	jumbo toothsome ice harvest	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	magnetized huge frost flower	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	activated snow cleats	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	electrified liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	upside-down snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	flavorless snow crab	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	aged weak Ice Island Long Tea	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	pulsating twirling unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	upside-down maroon ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	mirror personal trainer's snow mobile	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	yellow flame-wreathed ice bucket	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	green supercharged snow shovel of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	yellow censurious foul-smelling stiffened bod-ice	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	auspicious Jeselnik's smartaleck's snow belt of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	double-paned shellacked Da Vinci's ice nine of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	lousy practically non-alcoholic purple En Una Fila Tequila	1	decent	
7091	narrow maroon Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	skewed teal Temple Grandin's brainy warbear dress helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	Tesla groovy warbear dress bracers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	cool weightlifter's warbear dress greaves	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	cyan strapping sweatband of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	hale gym shorts of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	skewed maroon scorching ankleweights of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	bouncing cyan huge lion tamer's sharpshooter's arcane researcher's Samson's sweat socks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	blue pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	upside-down Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	dehydrated Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	alkaline powder	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	dog trainer's licorice whip	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	blurry skewed anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	acceptable blurry snakebite	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	aromatic lion tamer's candy stick	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	normal pecan	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	delicious snack-sized pecan pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	half-sized adequate candy mountain oyster	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	artisanal fancy boozy chocotini	5	EPIC	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	rosewater-soaked Newton's smartaleck's chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	toothsome fancy candy carrot	3	awesome	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	big decent candy carrot cake	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	blinking MacGyver's carrot-on-a-stick of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	avaricious asbestos-lined weasel stomping pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	normal mulberry	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	high-proof hand-crafted mulled berry wine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	pulsating lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	perfumed lemon party hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	padded lemon shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	educational lemon drop trousers	0		Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	deionized blurry lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	wobbly supercharged brawny gummi sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	nitrogenated triple-polymerized skewed spinning small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	ionized gummi fang	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	special normal wobbly leftover canap&eacute;s	3	good	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	aged magnum of champagne	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	family-friendly sage cow creamer of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	activated ionized Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	shaking lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	fuchsia ruddy sage wolf whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	rotten witch's bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	quadruple-chilled vacuum-sealed huge witch's brew	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	pulsating zippy Sherlock's sage witch's bra	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	artisanal mid-level medieval mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	unsweetened modified R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	quadruple-deionized bouncing hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	concentrated frozen hare brush	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	chilly steel-toed hare pin	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	bite-sized stale huge cinnamon cannoli	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	weak acceptable expensive champagne	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	warmed oxidized upside-down twirling polo trophy	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	red oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	huge rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	twirling green	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	blinking miser's Jim Carey's baleful fire hose	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	snack-sized normal fireman's lunch	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	prompt Van der Graaf veiny plain paper hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	spoiled ice cream sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	prompt scorching &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	half-sized bland plumber's lunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	lime green asbestos-lined arcane researcher's skull gearshift knob of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	thick decent nachos of the night	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	executive double-paned Sketcherz&trade; of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	toothsome can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	frozen energized boiled tumbling smudge stick	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	pressed vacuum-sealed wall	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	acceptable distilled tankard of ale	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	activated blinking scroll case	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	ionized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	snack-sized stale humble pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	red small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	squat shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	non-deionized denatured crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 64
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	purple squat The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	twirling skewed The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	skewed gray The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	acceptable watered-down bouncing unnamed cocktail	2	good	
7188	olive handful of tips	0		
7189	avaricious unrequired jacket	0		Meat Drop: +30
7190	deadly tommy gun	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	purple throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	gravedigger's breadchucks of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	Herculean combat fan	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
7198	avaricious MacGyver's silk skirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	manspreader's Buddy Bjorn	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	miser's wicked The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100
7202	spoiled sweet roll Alabama	4	crappy	
7203	Saturday Night Special of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	quilted fleetwood chain	0		Damage Absorption: +40
7206	artisanal fortified Green Manalishi	5	EPIC	
7207	executive blade	0		Meat Drop: +40
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	spinning eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	diffused frozen eagle feather	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 65
7211	modified galvanized upside-down one pill	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 32
7212	huge Annie Oakley's Jefferson wings	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	normal gigantic fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	6	good	
7216	squat lynyrd skin	0		
7217	forbidden lynyrdskin cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	tumbling lynyrdskin tunic of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7219	ghostly maroon chilly lynyrdskin breeches	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	weak aged squat Flamin' Whatshisname	2	awesome	
7223	vacuum-sealed cyan lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 30
7224	mirror Temple Grandin's Kashmir sweater of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7
7225	decent diet ghostly custard pie	1	good	
7226	skewed tea for one	1	EPIC	
7227	delicious strong bottle of Evermore	5	awesome	
7228	upside-down box	0		
7229	drinkable wine	3	good	
7230	delicious rum	4	awesome	
7231	delicious Murderer's Punch	4	awesome	
7232	bland immense wobbly velvet cake	8	decent	
7233	alkaline letter	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 40
7234	rosewater-soaked dangerous book	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
7235	quilted masque of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
7236	Herculean red-hot poker	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
7237	asbestos-lined Red X Shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7238	coward's badge of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
7239	shirt of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7240	MacGyver's baleful coat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100
7241	shoe of vim and vigor of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	quadruple-diffused energized blood cells	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 33
7245	colloidal galvanized boiled eye	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 62
7246	spinning glark cable	0		
7247	vibrating rock-hard Red Fox glove	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	galvanized squat foxglove	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 62
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	gray stylish brainy Sneaky Pete's jacket of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	narrow bouncing jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	mirror shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	weak artisanal wobbly mini-martini	2	EPIC	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	vaporized teal molotov soda	1	EPIC	
7258	chilled ionized jittery pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 43
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	upside-down firebomb	0		
7261	olive boxer's Sneaky Pete's basket of temperance of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50
7262	fuchsia pulsating &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	jittery photograph of a dog	0		
7264	squat photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	foul-smelling hale baleful Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	MacGyver's plastic Professor What	0		Maximum MP: +100
7273	plastic Jared the Duskwalker of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7274	plastic Duke Starkiller of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7275	plastic Gary Claybender of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7276	fuchsia spinning plastic Captain Kerkard of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
7277	ionized polarized extra-enhanced robot grease	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 53
7278	blinking returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	corrupted wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 12
7280	moist blinking wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 52
7281	ionized flattened wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 20
7282	nitrogenated skewed wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 69
7283	adjusted warmed electrified wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 61
7284	squat dog trainer's veiny crying statue earrings	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	twirling up-at-dawn plastic Duskwalker necklace of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	cyan sinister brainy plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	jittery stylish Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	fireproof wizardly Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	flame-wreathed crafty curative amok putter	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7290	decent jittery amok pudding	4	good	
7291	twirling deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	activated can of V-11	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	red veiny fortified elevennis shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	maroon elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	wobbly spinning therapeutic baleful elevenderizing hammer	0		Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	lard-coated Professor What T-Shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	shaking upside-down squat Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	olive Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	olive Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	wobbly Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	super-Vulcanized moist warmed eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 59
7309	aerosolized flattened vacuum-sealed rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 40
7310	double-alkaline enhanced twirling bronzer	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 33
7311	blurry arcane researcher's strapping elegant nightstick	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	upside-down box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	bouncing Usain Bolt's horrifying stylish ghost of a necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
7319	pulsating Samson's boxer's Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5
7320	quadruple-moist shaking Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 40
7321	ribald groovy Stephen's lab coat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
7322	magnetized Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 27
7323	knitted Jacob's rung of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
7324	dried jittery teal tumbling battery	1		
7325	perfectly mixed huge snakebite	4	EPIC	
7326	lightning-fast rubber ribcage of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +40
7327	dried pulsating blue synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 35
7328	tarnished ionized ghostly teal funny bone	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 33
7329	supercharged half-melted spoon of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100
7330	modified the funk	1		
7331	normal gunky chicken	3	good	
7332	skewed sharpshooter's doll head	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	pulsating wobbly voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	avaricious Jack Frost's paddle-ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
7336	oxidized alkaline sound effects record	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 30
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	adjusted red spinning tumbling dancer	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 35
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	wobbly tumbling beefcake's moose antlers	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	improved alkaline improved moose thought	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 37
7342	super-sized decent moose chocolate	5	good	
7343	mediocre weak painting of a glass of wine	2	decent	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	narrow ornate picture frame	0		
7346	squat doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	pulsating huge tumbling Jim Carey's weightlifter's ghost toga	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +25
7348	decent super-sized sheet cake	5	good	
7349	bouncing ghost key	0		
7350	twirling picture of you	0		
7351	executive Temple Grandin's groovy Staff of the Electric Range	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40
7352	yummy deluxe layer cake	3	awesome	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	lousy red-hot boilermaker	3	decent	
7355	twirling coal shovel of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	super-ionized cold-filtered pickled narrow hot coal	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 49
7357	enhanced boiled cold-filtered olive narrow coal dust	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 47
7358	energetic Herculean cool Bram's choker	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	plaid pocket square of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7362	Oprah's supercharged plaid skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	energized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 47
7364	twirling fabric softener	0		
7365	denatured fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 28
7366	lousy watered-down fancy ghostly blue bottle of laundry sherry	2	decent	Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 45
7367	quantum chilled industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 50, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	flavorless extra-flat panini	4	decent	
7369	wet mirror mangled finger	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 31
7370	delicious Psychotic Train wine	3	awesome	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	small moldy pie man was not meant to eat	2	crappy	
7373	upside-down sommelier's towel of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7374	reassuring tarnished tastevin	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7375	half-sized stale teal actual tapas	2	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	resourceful brawny ghast iron cleaver	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50
7378	gravedigger's ghast iron Garibaldi of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	auspicious hardy ghast iron heater shield	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +10
7380	shaking ghast iron codpiece of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	fuchsia prompt Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Adventures: +3
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	polymerized tumbling Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	liquefied Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	tarnished oxidized Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	flattened Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	oxidized tumbling Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	electrified Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	oxidized tarnished Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	dry colloidal Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	warmed anodized triple-dry Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	ionized Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	ionized improved frozen purple Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	enhanced anodized bouncing Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	galvanized Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	electrified warmed wobbly Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	triple-corrupted Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	ionized energized Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	anodized corrupted enhanced huge Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	concentrated dry mirror maroon ghostly Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	polymerized altered extra-dry Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	corrupted bouncing Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	quadruple-moist Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	super-improved magnetized dry blinking Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	blue Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	tumbling Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	purple pulsating Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	narrow Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	red Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	pulsating Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	wobbly Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	olive blurry pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	wobbly salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	purple sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	polymerized dry sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	wobbly Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	mirror Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	pickled ionized jittery Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	pressed quadruple-warmed Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	double-moist aerosolized Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	oxidized Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	frozen double-aerosolized quadruple-Vulcanized Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	deionized mirror Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	irradiated Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	stale jittery Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	spoiled narrow Brain Food Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	super-sized decent Cool Brunch Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	spoiled thick Medical Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	adequate immense Energy Buzz Pastaco	7	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	diet spoiled squat upside-down Ludovico Pastaco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	bad weak purple overpowering mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	fortified bad complex mushroom wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	bad twirling smooth mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	weak smooth blood-red mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	special distilled drinkable buzzing mushroom wine	5	good	Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	acceptable weak blinking swirling mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	small decent red Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	adequate Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	tolerable practically non-alcoholic regular-size brogurt	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	bad weak super-size brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	delicious weak bouncing broberry brogurt	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	aged huge brocolate brogurt	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	bad French bronilla brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	green History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	squat Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Sherlock's Brogre brorts	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	cyan fortified Brogre brolo shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	spinning clever Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	blinking Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	mirror one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	greasy grievous razor-sharp 8-billed baseball cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 75, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	aromatic stanky educational extremely wet T-shirt	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	double-paned frosty sharpshooter's shrimp fork	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	anodized unsweetened BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	denatured green mirror go-go potion	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	activated spinning shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	adjusted irradiated oxidized tumbling Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	Newton's string of moist beads	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	vacuum-sealed modified Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	non-ionized dry non-irradiated sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	modified sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	mediocre triple-distilled Rompedores de Fantasmas	7	decent	
7483	artisanal squat La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	EPIC	
7484	mediocre special Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	4	decent	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 25
7485	upside-down loosening powder	0		
7486	bouncing castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	blurry triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	watered-down bad bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	decent	
7492	tumbling blasting soda	0		
7493	blurry red blurry unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	upside-down bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	energized liquefied enhanced Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 61
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	altered Texas tea	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 53
7503	nasty dark hamethyst ring	0		Stench Damage: +5
7504	healthy dark baconstone ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
7505	manspreader's dark porquoise ring	0		Monster Level: +10
7506	purple brawny book of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3
7507	narrow asbestos-lined cloak	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7508	label	0		
7509	fancy rotten Mornington crescent roll	3	crappy	Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 15
7510	adjusted lime green skewed skewed eye shadow	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 41
7511	purple crumbling wheel	0		
7512	pressed quadruple-vacuum-sealed poppy	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 64
7513	olive twirling opium grenade	0		
7514	energetic duonoculars of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	narrow witch's spare house key	0		
7517	shaking scandalous weightlifter's spider leg	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5
7518	pulsating huge wand of pigification	0		
7519	aged twirling glass of bourbon	4	awesome	
7520	narrow burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	half-sized yummy government cheese	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	mirror savvy pair of government shades	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	wobbly space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	cold-filtered dry government	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	ionized modified upside-down pulsating alien drugs	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	twirling alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	narrow up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	gigantic rotten loaf of alien bread	6	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	moldy diet grilled cheese sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	modified blinking alien protein powder	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	practically non-alcoholic mediocre rocket fuel	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	hand-crafted watered-down ghostly stealth bomber	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	tumbling ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	dance instructor's space beast fur hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	gravedigger's space beast fur pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	tumbling personal trainer's space beast fur whip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's space heater	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	tumbling space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	drinkable space port	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	mansplainer's space needle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	polarized ionized dry blurry buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	wet colloidal narrow ash soda	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	dry liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	oxidized quantum modified dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	pressed blurry bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	enhanced modified bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	red page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	boiled modified non-alkaline upside-down yellow blood cells	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 57
7558	weak smooth wine	2	awesome	
7559	ionized gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 27
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	electrified pressed nitrogenated fuchsia giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 19
7562	aerosolized wet wobbly ghostly musk turtle	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 11
7563	pickled quadruple-magnetized blurry programmable turtle	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 26
7564	ionized nitrogenated fuchsia blinking mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 22
7565	super-sized stale ham steak	5	decent	
7566	deadly time-twitching toolbelt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	lightning-fast MacGyver's steel-toed Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +40
7569	friendly sharpshooter's thinker's Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
7570	altered modified pressed Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 60
7571	double-paned grievous silent pea shooter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
7572	decent massive D roll	6	good	
7573	blinking experienced kiwi beak of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50
7574	hand-crafted weak cyan New Zealand iced tea	2	EPIC	
7575	tumbling hale wicked droll monocle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
7576	liquefied pressed spinning future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 23
7577	enhanced wobbly future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 67
7578	double-altered enhanced vacuum-sealed purple future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 56
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	compressed liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 15
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	flavorless rack of dinosaur ribs	4	decent	
7583	acceptable irresponsibly strong scotch on the rocks	6	good	
7584	Rosewater's cool yabba dabba doo rag	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	teal arcane researcher's wooly loincloth of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	mirror S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	delicious special bouncing glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	awesome	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	drinkable watered-down blurry cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	perfectly mixed weak thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	perfectly mixed watered-down huge blurry Lucky Lindy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	perfectly mixed Bee's Knees	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	irresponsibly strong bad Sockdollager	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	acceptable triple-distilled skewed Ish Kabibble	10	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	hand-crafted bouncing Hot Socks	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	hand-crafted Phonus Balonus	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	tolerable blinking Flivver	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	weak fancy delicious Sloppy Jalopy	2	awesome	Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	improved flame	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 24
7601	electrified Vulcanized wobbly temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 55
7602	activated Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47
7603	quantum ghostly neckbeard	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 49
7604	quadruple-energized pickled bouncing artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 65
7605	quantum punk patch	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 22
7606	vacuum-sealed steampunk potion	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 25
7607	concentrated corrupted vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 68
7608	altered concentrated electrified skewed turtle mud	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 54
7609	chilled upside-down Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 56
7610	pressed Vulcanized colloidal Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 40
7611	chilled spinning mirror Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 29
7612	modified tarnished tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 28
7613	diffused polymerized bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 11
7614	vacuum-sealed twirling voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 69
7615	double-boiled narrow pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 11
7616	moist quantum non-frozen spinning pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 46
7617	corrupted short deposition	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 65
7618	improved cold-filtered straw pole	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 37
7619	galvanized copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 20
7620	adjusted blurry wobbly ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 55
7621	quantum yellow narrow shaking ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 52
7622	polarized altered twirling blurry button rouge	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 46
7623	adjusted extra-Vulcanized unsweetened squat ghostly Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 17
7624	extra-moist colloidal irradiated lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 66
7625	deionized flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 69
7626	diffused jittery pulsating oyster badge	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 33
7627	energized galvanized ionized jittery plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 13
7628	dry wet ghostly dancing fan	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 61
7629	irradiated anodized page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 68
7630	anodized super-cold-filtered magic powder	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 50
7631	anodized friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 39
7632	ionized modified government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
7633	aerosolized alkaline double-colloidal spinning alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 31
7634	dry irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 54
7635	frozen corrupted ghostly cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 38
7636	skewed perfumed shellacked shell of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	spinning Lo Pan's pillow shell	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	whatsit-covered turtle shell of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	huge sinister oil shell	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	shaking prompt experienced turtle shell of the storm	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	skewed teal duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	skewed pool skimmer	0		
7645	narrow life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	ghostly thunder thigh	0		
7649	Vulcanized skewed tumbling gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 36
7650	triple-flattened twirling yellow catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 54
7651	shaking freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	jittery maroon fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	tumbling blinking fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	wobbly fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	ruddy neoprene skullcap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	dry activated goblin water	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 30
7661	squat dumb mud	0		
7662	spoiled bite-sized shaking Sogg-Os	1	crappy	
7663	sharpshooter's grievous boxer's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
7664	energized pressed double-moist lime green Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 16
7665	electrified ionized liquid ice	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 40
7666	weak tolerable teal Wet Russian	2	good	
7667	immense flavorless filet of The Fish	9	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	Herculean thunder down underwear of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	skewed stiffened sage famous raincoat of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	narrow educational wizardly lightning rod of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	rosewater-soaked law-abiding citizen cane	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7673	lousy irresponsibly strong legitimate business on the beach	10	decent	
7674	wobbly cool hep waders	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	massive decent jive turkey leg	9	good	
7676	wizardly birdbone corset	0		Mysticality: +25
7677	flattened dry candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 13
7678	tumbling miser's 4-dimensional fez	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	spinning super-absorbent tarp of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7681	weak mediocre unquiet spirits	2	decent	
7682	flame-wreathed banjo kazoo mount	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7683	boiled flattened ghostly blurry grass	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 39
7684	Herculean Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
7685	auspicious studded Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +10
7686	fireproof Jeselnik's gravedigger's Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7687	enhanced upside-down blinking dog ointment	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 21
7688	jittery miser's Jack Frost's gumshoes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7689	reassuring knitted flapper floppers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7690	chilly fortified sneakeasies	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
7691	ghostly lard-coated smelly plastic nunchaku	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	blue clever extremely unsafe boxer's hand whip	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	ghostly scorching rosy-cheeked hardened glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	upside-down Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	perfumed horrifying cap gun of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	healthy cassette player of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	blinking chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	deionized squat confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	polarized colloidal narrow confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	Vulcanized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	shaking LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	electrified oxidized triple-warmed blurry olive rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	family-friendly foul-smelling rubber cape	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	perfumed asbestos-lined Jack Frost's fortified Thor's Pliers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	quantum jittery candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 58
7711	gray spinning censurious educational water wings for babies	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	tasty Strix stix	3	awesome	
7714	scandalous coward's vampire pellet of terror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
7715	drinkable non-aged vinegar	3	good	
7716	maroon asbestos-lined unsanitized scalpel	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7717	chilly gladiator tunica	0		Cold Damage: +5
7718	huge steel-toed Roman sadnals	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
7719	steel-toed madius	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7720	radiator heater shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7721	super-liquefied salt wages	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 59
7722	spinning wicked centurion helmet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	dangerous pteruges	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	cold-filtered diffused quantum Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 54
7726	improved upside-down Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 69
7727	corrupted quantum Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 45
7728	Vulcanized dry corrupted spinning Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 28
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	fuchsia pulsating Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	squat Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	pulsating Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	teal narrow Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	bouncing Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	teal Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	studded Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	ghostly Jim Carey's Fonzie's Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	Da Vinci's cool Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	thinker's beefcake's Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	rotten massive Xiblaxian ultraburrito	8	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	lousy Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	electrified huge They liver	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	rotten They liver popsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	gray holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	dehydrated jittery residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Jeselnik's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	blurry steel-toed rock-hard deadly defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 14
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	pulsating studded weightlifter's Personal Ventilation Unit of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	triple-anodized the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	moldy gigantic yellow &quot;meat&quot; stick	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	dehydrated blurry transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	auspicious pair of plants of courage of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	smartaleck's Sasq&trade; watch of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	twirling razor-sharp smoker's cloak of the brazier of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	rosewater-soaked hardy Herculean wizardly camouflage T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	irradiated olive experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	squat scandalous foul-smelling heavy-duty clipboard of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 35, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	skewed ruddy Socratic beefy battery-powered drill of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	yummy super-sized limp broccoli	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	blurry greedy aromatic medical-grade hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	dry quantum monkey barf	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	dry double-nitrogenated candy	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	auspicious gravedigger's forbidden jangly bracelet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	hardened cuddly teddy bear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	tumbling ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	smelly toasty first-aid pouch	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	spinning khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	pickled triple-liquefied tumbling blinking airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	ghostly Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	jumbo spoiled upside-down initiative shawarma	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	tiny adequate warm war shawarma	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	massive normal karma shawarma	6	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	artisanal Jungle Juice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	weak mediocre squat Amnesiac Ale	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	weak delicious Highest Bitter	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	foul-smelling smooth mercenary pistol	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	hardened mercenary rifle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	pulsating Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	wobbly blue blinking Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	wobbly Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	wobbly TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	spinning unused soap	0		
7809	spinning impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	twirling viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	bland half-sized seared dino steak	2	decent	
7814	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bottle of drinkin' gas	1	decent	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	narrow maroon simple AI	0		
7820	mirror corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	red sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	narrow french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	twirling zippy forbidden iShield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20
7825	reassuring shellacked wizardly earbuds	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7826	lightning-fast chilly razor-sharp iFlail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
7827	rotten unidentifiable dried fruit	3	crappy	
7828	bad practically non-alcoholic shaking upside-down flat cider	1	decent	
7829	twirling purple knitted cool trench lighter of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	activated experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	olive military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	bouncing fuchsia pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	pulsating Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	blurry olive special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	pressed pulsating perl necklace	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	activated colloidal upside-down blue Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	diffused narrow ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	flavorless petit fortran	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	bland diet java cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	diet spoiled lime green cookie cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	teal beefy plastic exo-suited miner	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	spinning plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	clever plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	Sherlock's plastic Crimbot	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	thinker's plastic Crimbomega	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	moist flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	radiation-resistant helmet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	jittery tumbling rock-hard servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	jittery beefy high-energy mining laser of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	huge peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	skewed Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	mirror Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	wobbly blue Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	green Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	narrow Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	skewed Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	blue narrow Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	narrow narrow Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	squat Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	spinning Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	olive narrow Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	bouncing bouncing Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	squat Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	jittery recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	mirror recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	blurry recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	purple recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	blinking recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	blurry tumbling sinister groovy Size XI Wizard's Robe of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	extra-anodized narrow spinning Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 28
7915	flattened squat teal Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 13
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	triple-corrupted galvanized blurry BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
7918	aerosolized energized purple Moonds	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 12
7919	polarized galvanized red ghostly Big Punk	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 13
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	tumbling turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	acceptable Friendly Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	acceptable Agitated Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	practically non-alcoholic drinkable huge Ambitious Turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	massive flavorless neutron lollipop	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted gamma nog	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	mixed shaking mirror squat single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	blinking Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	narrow sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	teal nastygeist	0		
7944	spinning tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	knitted Socratic outlaw bandana of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3
7947	fancy perfectly mixed watered-down whiskey in a broken glass	2	EPIC	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 45
7948	perfectly mixed watered-down shot of mescal	2	EPIC	
7949	acceptable glass of herbal tequila	4	good	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	ghostly savvy plaid cowboy hat of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	blue lasso	0		
7953	shaking slick brainy rusted-out shootin' iron of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	blinking copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	Tesla thinker's Staff of Ed of James Dean of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	upside-down mirror ruddy Staff of Fats	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	squat Sherlock's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Item Drop: +25
7968	blurry topiary nugglet	0		
7969	narrow beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	twirling Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	distilled skewed mummified fig	1	decent	Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 50
7973	distilled blurry mummified loaf of bread	1	awesome	
7974	altered ghostly blue mummified beef haunch	1	EPIC	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	wobbly silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	maroon talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	frightening Sister Accessory of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only
7984	vacuum-sealed Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 59
7985	sinister parachute of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	Lo Pan's supercool pad	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	pulsating medical-grade peeler of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	hardened pettipants of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	purple Rosewater's beefy panama hat	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	clever studded pulsera	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	squat banded smartaleck's police baton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	executive lion tamer's medical-grade grievous plus-fours of terror of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: 90, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	spinning razor-sharp educational porkpie	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	occult Socratic pepper mill	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	steel-toed baleful pelerine	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	vibrating hale phantom mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	twisted polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	modified powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	flattened denatured twirling choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	irradiated unsweetened mirror smart watch	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	pickled triple-irradiated purple augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	green blurry toy Crimbot mega face of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	Samson's toy Crimbot power glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	blue crafty toy Crimbot super fist	0		Maximum MP: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	skewed friendly toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	triple-ionized deionized boiled ghostly Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	tumbling tumbling Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	spinning Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	squat Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	skewed heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	horrifying groovy Crimbomega drive chain of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	mirror Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	ionized corrupted fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	nitrogenated flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	concentrated moist and rain stick	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 32
8019	maroon Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	gigantic flavorless Choco-Mint patty	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	lousy hot mint schnocolate	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	pickled homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	narrow huge foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	ghostly bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	maroon ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	green continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	spinning stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	skewed calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	manspreader's smartaleck's tope&eacute;	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	Oprah's topiary tights of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7
8036	Jack Frost's topiary necktie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
8037	flavorless bowl of topioca	4	decent	
8038	wobbly red topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	skewed crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	pot of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
8044	blinking Usain Bolt's spelunking fedora	0		Initiative: +80
8045	avaricious sturdy machete	0		Meat Drop: +30
8046	shotgun of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
8047	supercool boomerang	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8049	boxer's mining helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10
8050	narrow careful X-ray goggles	0		Monster Level: -10, Luck: +5
8051	shaking horrifying cape	0		Spooky Damage: +25
8052	sharpshooter's jetpack	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	padded pickaxe	0		Damage Absorption: +20
8056	skewed torch	0		
8057	prompt manspreader's [spelunking test kit]	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +3
8058	boxer's plasma rifle	0		Muscle Percent: +10
8059	blinking red Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	The Joke Book of the Dead of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Luck: -6
8061	spinning The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	skewed coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	red Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	skewed monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	diluted	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	cyan Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	bouncing warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	squat twirling executive chaotic hale Spelunker's fedora	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	bouncing narrow MacGyver's fortified Spelunker's whip of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	flame-wreathed Spelunker's khakis of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	skewed LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	blurry fuchsia still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	wobbly mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	huge double-paned healthy wicker kickers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	purple mansplainer's razor-sharp wicker slicker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	gravedigger's wicker knickers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	padded wicker ticker of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	upside-down coward's wicker sticker of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	narrow tumbling banded supercool wicker clicker	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	pickled huge upside-down wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	medical-grade belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	green censurious hardened badge	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	bouncing healthy strapping bowl	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	family-friendly brooch of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	tumbling dance instructor's breeches of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	skewed steel-toed supercool backpack	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	diluted green bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	twirling prompt Jim Carey's anvil	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	tumbling executive rosy-cheeked akubra	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	Samson's brawny apron	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	executive double-paned ascot	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	pulsating scandalous attache case of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	smelly accordion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	distilled blinking shaking aerosolized	1		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	mansplainer's wig of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	stanky arcane researcher's winch crank	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	narrow miser's widget of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	jittery nasty Van der Graaf whisk	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	mirror sinister walker of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	jittery censurious waders of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	modified flakes	1		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	Jeselnik's gaiters of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	skewed savvy boxer's garland	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	twirling toasty gunnysack of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	healthy dance instructor's garibaldi	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	skewed extremely unsafe girdle of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	spinning blinking experienced weightlifter's gloves	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	distilled squat smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	upside-down rosewater-soaked greasy fiberglass fetish	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	huge wholesome fiberglass foil of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	fiberglass fannypack of bravery of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	cyan asbestos-lined greasy fiberglass frock	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	narrow sinister fiberglass fingerguard of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	lion tamer's fiberglass fedora of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	altered fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	green winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	ghostly pulsating cool rubber spatula	0		Moxie: +5
8139	Samson's spoon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
8140	skewed greedy crystalline reamer	0		Meat Drop: +20
8141	asbestos-lined macroplane grater	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8142	bastard baster of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8143	huge wholesome obsidian nutcracker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	glass eye of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
8146	double-alkaline ionized huge invisible potion	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 33
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	baleful dance instructor's ninjammies of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	modified adjusted double-modified jittery Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 22
8150	frozen ionized sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 45
8151	alkaline extra-ionized squat Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 35
8152	frozen cold-filtered tumbling polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 32
8153	improved spinning blinking candy dish	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 55
8154	diffused Vulcanized quadruple-Vulcanized Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 19
8155	polarized boiled narrow jittery purple talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 50
8156	blinking check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	spinning bouncing Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	jittery bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	quantum mouse skull	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 26
8161	pressed pickled really thick spine	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 53
8162	teal dog trainer's dangerous skullcap	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	red supercool wizardly three-legged pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	Lo Pan's therapeutic remaindered axe	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	baleful Da Vinci's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	bite-sized delicious baguette	1	awesome	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	altered ginger snaps	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 51
8170	corrupted non-flattened upside-down mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 33
8171	enchanted acceptable watered-down unflavored wine cooler	2	good	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 25
8172	blurry carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	Socratic sewer snake	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
8174	rotten massive narrow blinking pigeon egg	6	crappy	
8175	dog trainer's manspreader's jaunty feather	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
8176	bad premium malt liquor	4	decent	
8177	miser's brown paper pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +10
8178	clever wizardly brown paper bag mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +20
8179	mirror horrifying ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	jittery brawny breadwand	0		Muscle Percent: +20
8181	loafers of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8182	squat Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	electrified bread basket	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	maroon Annie Oakley's Oprah's The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	lime green Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	mediocre Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4	decent	
8189	delicious Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	awesome	
8190	perfectly mixed blurry Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8191	mediocre huge Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	decent	
8192	tolerable pulsating Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	good	
8193	decent upside-down plain bagel	3	good	
8194	stale glob of cream cheese	4	decent	
8195	bland tiny mirror loaf of soda bread	1	decent	
8196	big stale enchanted yellow acceptable bagel	5	decent	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 45
8197	tiny stale upside-down yellow standard-issue cupcake	1	decent	
8198	rotten blurry huge ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	crappy	
8199	squat hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	miniature adequate popular tart	2	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	ionized pickled Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 35
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	Rosewater's expensive camera of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	ionized warmed wobbly How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	tumbling wobbly filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	tumbling bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	spinning grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	reassuring rigging rope of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	powdered mirror gray nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	narrow deadly slick sewage-clogged pistol	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	Vulcanized gray beard incense	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	sinister perfume-soaked bandana of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	spoiled ghostly teal toxo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	weak perfectly mixed huge green Lemonade-235	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	cyan nasty manspreader's isotophat	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	tumbling Sherlock's supercool Three Mile Island shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	foul-smelling banded toxic mop	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	bouncing red inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	blue lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	cyan jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	huge knitted Lo Pan's veiny backwoods banjo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	supercool ratskin pajama pants of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	double-improved polymerized mirror turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	reassuring occult dance instructor's fake washboard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	wobbly Oprah's Newton's Dinsey's oculus	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	cyan savvy Dinsey's radar dish	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	beefcake's Dinsey's pizza cutter of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	blurry chilly thinker's Dinsey's brain	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	friendly boxer's Dinsey's glove	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	Sherlock's nasty Dinsey's pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	narrow brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	skewed fuchsia keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	tumbling complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	Annie Oakley's lube-shoes	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	squat trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	Jim Carey's resourceful grievous Dinsey mascot mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	spoiled wobbly Dinsey food-cone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	mediocre Dinsey Whinskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	nitrogenated Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	up-at-dawn fannypack of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	inspector's auspicious Sinatra's garbage sticker of the ox of doom of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 45, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	friendly medical-grade Newton's Socratic hazmat helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): 4, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	lime green Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	pressed nasty gum	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 42
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	rosewater-soaked The Lot's engagement ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	blue upside-down Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	blurry twirling Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	nippy healthy dance instructor's miracle whip of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	wobbly banded sphygmayomanometer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	squat mirror mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	flavorless mirror unappetizing mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	flavorless uninteresting mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	snack-sized moldy blinking acceptable mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	decent bouncing enticing mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	rotten bite-sized pulsating mouth-watering mayolus	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	green tumbling tumbling newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	cyan mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	artisanal weak Afternoon Delight	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	jittery Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	deionized pressed jittery Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	huge Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	bouncing The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	cold-filtered Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	narrow Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	aerosolized Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 34
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	squat kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	greasy dice ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8291	dice belt buckle of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
8292	Samson's dice-print pajama pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
8293	dice-shaped backpack of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8294	sizzling dice-print do-rag	0		Hot Damage: +10
8295	boxer's dice sunglasses	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	improved quantum warmed tumbling dice	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 46
8298	blinking pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	boiled fuchsia power pill	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	corrupted energized narrow spinning pixel star	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	moldy pixel banana	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	aged pixel beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	narrow upside-down puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	non-polarized magnetized jittery sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 18
8307	improved skewed &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 22
8308	Vulcanized cyan piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 24
8309	colloidal blurry baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 40
8310	improved triple-modified altered cyan .epub file	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 47
8311	aerosolized enhanced diffused skewed blue BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 26
8312	dry non-deionized hustler shades	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 22
8313	quadruple-unsweetened denatured green wobbly jerky stick	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 45
8314	nitrogenated costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 30
8315	aerosolized muscle oil	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22
8316	ionized corrupted bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 42
8317	polymerized pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 59
8318	galvanized electrified ghostly sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 19
8319	altered lime green jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 39
8320	deionized one glove	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 69
8321	non-electrified quadruple-liquefied glove	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 24
8322	altered handful of fire	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 23
8323	modified deionized purple Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 13
8324	concentrated disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 40
8325	pickled coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 67
8326	frozen concentrated vacuum-sealed conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 46
8327	Vulcanized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 55
8328	adjusted energized skewed icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 45
8329	Vulcanized olive wobbly smellbook	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 34
8330	pressed green assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 50
8331	tarnished activated filthy armor	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 45
8332	colloidal spinning plague pie	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 40
8333	pickled huge batarang	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 57
8334	ionized liquefied tumbling spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 66
8335	energized cold-filtered bouncing grease trap	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 53
8336	quadruple-wet pressed teal shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 31
8337	colloidal liquefied green porkpocket	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 64
8338	denatured irradiated Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 48
8339	colloidal frozen warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 13
8340	dry yellow janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 32
8341	dry upside-down warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 65
8342	magnetized wet baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 46
8343	Vulcanized dry alkaline carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 63
8344	chilled boiled bronze polish	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 40
8345	enhanced twirling lime green crident	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 57
8346	triple-liquefied frozen skewed totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 57
8347	super-activated activated spray chrome	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 30
8348	quadruple-magnetized aerosolized filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 15
8349	pressed gray hand of cards	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 16
8350	warmed damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 26
8351	cold-filtered altered blurry lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 51
8352	energized triple-electrified electrified skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 28
8353	Vulcanized grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 60
8354	flattened vacuum-sealed spinning nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 57
8355	double-pressed iron torso box	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 46
8356	Vulcanized ghostly mercenary headband	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 63
8357	enhanced boiled blinking radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 55
8358	improved narrow x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 65
8359	dry huge wrestling mask	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 20
8360	boiled wet hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 56
8361	liquefied child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 54
8362	frozen devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 59
8363	modified altered wet shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 17
8364	double-quantum polymerized double-energized maroon alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 18
8365	flattened pulsating novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 49
8366	tarnished triple-quantum wet invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 25
8367	oxidized activated energized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13
8368	wet electrified triple-oxidized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 54
8369	polarized skewed ghostly plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 29
8370	oxidized extra-dry funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 55
8371	irradiated fuchsia bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 34
8372	warmed electrified flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 46
8373	moist captured boozles	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 21
8374	boiled drinks tray	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 35
8375	deionized polarized teal eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 51
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	miniature stale pixel lemon	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	hand-crafted pixel daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	frozen power pill	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	tarnished upside-down pixel potion	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	wobbly Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	huge olive bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	tumbling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	squat hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	zippy The Emperor's new hat	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	mirror The Emperor's new shirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	mirror Tesla The Emperor's new pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	mansplainer's Newton's lead pipe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	pulsating electrified rope of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	energetic curative wrench	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	Samson's sage candlestick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	executive wool knife	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	horrifying manspreader's revolver	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	spinning talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	moldy green pestopiary	4	crappy	
8408	quantum aerosolized olive ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 15
8409	half-sized bland crudles	2	decent	
8410	flavorless thick yellow agnolotti arboli	5	decent	
8411	special spoiled spaghetti with ghost balls	4	crappy	Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 45
8412	fancy decent succulent marrow	3	good	Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 50
8413	tasty thick yellow salacious crumbs	5	awesome	
8414	flavorless lime green fusilli marrownarrow	4	decent	
8415	flavorless jumbo suggestive strozzapreti	5	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	spoiled gigantic Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	9	crappy	
8418	mirror oyster sauce	0		
8419	yummy blinking linguini immondizia bianco	4	awesome	
8420	rotten bite-sized huge shells a la shellfish	1	crappy	
8421	blinking Jick's autograph	0		
8422	teal high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	blinking unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	teal fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	shaking spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	huge spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	twirling jingling spore pod	0		
8435	mirror chilly LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	fuchsia twirling Van der Graaf LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	fuchsia LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	skewed empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	narrow lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	blurry SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	spinning uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	ghostly uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	blinking capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	upside-down capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	squat New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	spinning Usain Bolt's resourceful high-temperature mining mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	blue horrifying studded fireproof megaphone	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	normal narrow mineapple	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	mediocre triple-distilled Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	tumbling ghostly SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	decent shaking smelted roe	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	bad practically non-alcoholic maroon lavawater	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	super-aerosolized basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	dog trainer's Da Vinci's Newton's lavalarva	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	red censurious sinister wicked lava balaclava	0		Spell Damage: 15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	energetic rosy-cheeked sage basaltamander buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	modified blurry lava globs	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	delicious miniature yellow gooey lava globs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	Jack Frost's educational lava-proof pants	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	upside-down MacGyver's sinister heat-resistant necktie	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	educational smartaleck's heat-resistant gloves of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	normal enchanted very hot lunch	4	good	Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	tolerable asbestos thermos	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	dry triple-cold-filtered bouncing liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	half-sized normal spinning blurry disco biscuit	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	fancy drinkable Quaatorade&trade;	3	good	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	green aromatic crafty Da Vinci's biker's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	sage weightlifter's feathered headdress of wisdom	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	gravedigger's Socratic electrician's hardhat of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	mirror Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	mirror smooth velvet pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	skewed smooth velvet hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	blue zippy smooth velvet pocket square	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	curative smooth velvet socks	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	smooth velvet hanky of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	purple The One Mood Ring of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	upside-down Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	mirror lime green Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	bouncing Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	blinking maroon Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	wobbly half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	distilled huge blinking SMOOCH coffee cup	1	EPIC	Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	polymerized blinking labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	vibrating extremely unsafe Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	rosewater-soaked friendly grease cannon	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	flattened demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	blinking asbestos-lined vibrating steel-toed love	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	extremely unsafe stylish Pener's drumstick of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	shaking Samson's weightlifter's deuce cape	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	careful electrified shellacked Lavalos's shell	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	steel-toed smooth velvet bra of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	perfumed SMOOCH bracers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	ghostly SMOOCH kneepads of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	narrow olive thinker's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	foul-smelling SMOOCH codpiece of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	SMOOCH breastplate of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	adequate lava cake	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	thick flavorless narrow pink slime	5	decent	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	narrow Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	spoiled wobbly devil hair pasta	3	crappy	
8530	small adequate spagecialetti	2	good	
8531	pulsating Salsa Libre	0		
8532	jittery good gravy	0		
8533	skewed illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	spoiled libertagliatelle	3	crappy	
8535	rotten tiny turkish mostaccioli	1	crappy	
8536	fancy normal narrow linguini of the sea	3	good	Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 25
8537	unsweetened extra-chilled quantum Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 27
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	skewed drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	bland snack-sized huge green Fettris	2	decent	
8543	adequate massive special shaking fusillocybin	10	good	Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 20
8544	normal snack-sized prescription noodles	2	good	
8545	pickled narrow cyan blood-drive sticker	1	EPIC	
8546	tarnished alkaline anodized blinking bag of grain	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 63
8547	extra-nitrogenated aerosolized fuchsia shaking pocket maze	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 52
8548	frozen boiled shady shades	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 59
8549	liquefied red ghostly squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
8550	flavorless wobbly weird gazelle steak	3	decent	
8551	decent miniature sausage without a cause	2	good	
8552	improved improved face paint	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 52
8553	aged emergency margarita	3	awesome	
8554	practically non-alcoholic tolerable vintage smart drink	1	good	
8555	jittery a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	yellow twirling Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	pulsating The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	adjusted non-enhanced Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 30
8559	pressed enhanced bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 25
8560	modified pulsating Aerheads	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 23
8561	adjusted huge twirling Wrotz	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 36
8562	magnetized liquefied Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 69
8563	polymerized unsweetened shaking fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 47
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	Tesla rock-hard Fonzie's barrel lid	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	greedy scandalous clever barrel hoop earring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	shaking aromatic toasty extremely unsafe bankruptcy barrel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	tumbling weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	teal moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	twirling mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	jittery barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	enchanted bad triple-distilled bottle of Amontillado	8	decent	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	weak drinkable fancy blinking barrel-aged martini	2	good	Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	yummy barrel pickle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	bland mirror lime green barrel cracker	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	twisted skewed vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	powdered mirror mushroom	1	crappy	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	beefcake's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Lo Pan's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	razor-sharp barrel gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	fuchsia barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	huge barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	moldy water log	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	lard-coated barrelhead of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	tumbling sizzling bottoms of the barrel of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	narrow huge Oprah's educational chest barrel	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	shaking bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	sizzling energetic double barreled barrel gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	auspicious triple barreled barrel gun of James Dean of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	curative barrel beryl choker of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	beefy barrel beryl nose ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	tumbling therapeutic sinister barrel beryl ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	teal blurry map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	polymerized cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	frozen polarized mirror cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	galvanized cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	boiled blinking shaking cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	wet cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	double-magnetized improved triple-nitrogenated cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	quadruple-dry boiled alkaline cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	diffused cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	enhanced huge pulsating cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	diffused warmed extra-chilled jittery cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	unsweetened galvanized flattened cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	Vulcanized concentrated blurry cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	extra-dry frozen cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	irradiated cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	ionized spinning cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	wet cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	irradiated blue cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	oxidized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	extra-dry magnetized cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	quadruple-dry blinking jittery bouncing cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	deionized cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	chilled maroon skewed shaking cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	improved super-aerosolized cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	compressed shaking cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	diluted wobbly gray cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	irradiated dry bouncing cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	corrupted ionized nitrogenated twirling cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	quantum tarnished yellow cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	irradiated cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	Vulcanized wobbly cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	polarized non-colloidal cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	enhanced unsweetened quadruple-wet spinning cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	pulsating cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	energized cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	chilled cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	aromatic arcane researcher's Royal scepter of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	blinking Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	normal big bowl of eyeballs	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	rotten lime green bowl of mummy guts	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	jumbo flavorless spinning bowl of maggots	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	lousy blood and blood	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	bad Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	weak artisanal zombie	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	jittery Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	pulsating plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	wobbly teal tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	blinking asbestos-lined Jim Carey's therapeutic crown	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	shaking ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	flame-retardant Da Vinci's hawk of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
8655	stale miniature hamlet sandwich	2	decent	
8656	pulsating brainy Othello's military jacket	0		Mysticality: +5
8657	fuchsia steel-toed Othello's dagger	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
8658	mirror perfumed Othello's handkerchief	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
8659	boiled ionized ionized purple skewed bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 27
8660	cyan grip key	0		
8661	mirror How to Play Othello	0		
8662	pulsating aromatic fireproof Sinatra's ghostly dagger	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
8663	mediocre ghost beer	4	decent	
8664	Othello set of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	red MacGyver's Da Vinci's Yorick of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25
8668	rose	0		
8669	teal tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	mirror tulip	0		
8672	fuchsia Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	lime green Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	red airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	squat one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	pickled purple squat shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	miniature flavorless ghostly iceberg lettuce	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	strong bad ice wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	skewed cyan dog trainer's mansplainer's ruddy Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	prompt zippy groovy Wal-Mart nametag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	twirling nippy brainy Wal-Mart overalls of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	bouncing To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	extremely unsafe bellhop's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed narrow ice porter	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	adjusted alkaline exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	pickled super-liquefied mirror shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	purple hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	teal ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	pickled blurry medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	flavorless wobbly ice rice	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	hand-crafted watered-down iced plum wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	curative ruddy training belt of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	curative hardy wizardly training legwarmers	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	purple supercool training helmet of James Dean of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	ghostly gray training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	lime green machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	compressed red blinking abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	altered huge abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	powdered twirling twirling abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	altered narrow teal abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	vaporized shaking abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	modified fuchsia abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	twisted jittery abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	diluted bouncing abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	pickled wobbly skewed abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	mixed abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	decent miniature jittery VYKEA meatballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	fancy perfectly mixed tumbling VYKEA mead	3	EPIC	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	galvanized upside-down mirror spinning VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	skewed VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	tumbling VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	purple VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	jittery VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	wobbly VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	greedy Jack Frost's hardy VYKEA hex key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	tumbling VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	adequate special fuchsia tin of submardines	3	good	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	drinkable bottle of norwhiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	dried pulsating octolus oculus	1	good	Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	skewed cyan flame-retardant Socratic cool sardine can key	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	chilly therapeutic Samson's norwhal helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	blurry lion tamer's razor-sharp octolus-skin cloak of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	boozy tolerable perfect cosmopolitan	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	tolerable spirit-forward shaking perfect negroni	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	smooth high-proof perfect dark and stormy	10	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	bad special squat perfect mimosa	4	decent	Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	aged weak blurry perfect old-fashioned	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	acceptable enchanted bouncing skewed fuchsia perfect paloma	3	good	Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	moist tumbling That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	triple-alkaline lime green Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	extra-quantum blinking skewed Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	non-aerosolized quantum olive Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	moist Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	ghostly airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	concentrated dry denatured yellow Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	super-Vulcanized galvanized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	enhanced anodized huge communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	flavorless huge Crimbo salad	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	small delicious bread line	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	weak enchanted perfectly mixed bark rootbeer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	tolerable practically non-alcoholic ale	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	blurry toasty plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	healthy plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	banded plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	pulsating lime green forbidden plastic Crimborgatron	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	ribald plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	narrow bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	hand-crafted Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	teal Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	Vulcanized nitrogenated pitted sheet	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	huge wool frightening reusable shopping bag of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	gray manspreader's coarse hemp socks	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	narrow armband of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	blurry nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	deadly pine cone necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	huge smartaleck's reindeer hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	Tesla elf ploughshare	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	tumbling pulsating circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	jittery faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	fuchsia book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	mirror ribald elven tambourine	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	zippy reindeer sickle	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	shaking face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	cyan wobbly Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	cyan bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	blinking bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ghostly ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	spinning blinking high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	twirling high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	shaking glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	jittery Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	squat huge bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	super-sized moldy Kudzu salad	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	vaporized Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	delicious wobbly Miss Graves' vermouth	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	tasty red The Plumber's mushroom stew	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	dehydrated twirling The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	spirit-forward lousy The Mad Liquor	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	bad weak enchanted teal Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	decent	Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	spoiled diet Mr. Burnsger	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	diluted The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	toasty mansplainer's curative The Jokester's gun	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	wobbly asbestos-lined careful smooth The Jokester's wig	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	up-at-dawn reassuring studded The Jokester's pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	improved non-polarized purple jittery Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	twirling replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	cyan battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	pulsating basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	shaking olive domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	enhanced pressed robin's egg	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	normal jittery red robin flan	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	artisanal robin nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	tumbling plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	blinking exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	magnetized ionized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 39
8841	polarized liquefied spinning Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 26
8842	pressed pressed ionized jittery infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 29
8843	double-concentrated boiled can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 47
8844	tarnished frozen The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 62
8845	quadruple-tarnished blinking bag of random words	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 42
8846	chilled tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 28
8847	triple-oxidized energized jittery red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 15
8848	nitrogenated upside-down bouncing question juice	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 50
8849	nitrogenated cold-filtered narrow tube of villain	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 67
8850	lightning-fast your cowboy boots	0		Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	wobbly inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	pulsating nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	groovy quicksilver ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	zippy strapping thicksilver ring of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	aromatic wicksilver ring of the storm of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	flame-retardant groovy beefcake's slicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	auspicious shellacked sicksilver ring of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	wobbly lion tamer's stylish nicksilver ring of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	scandalous hardy ticksilver ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	asbestos-lined boxer's cool Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	coward's sinister Tesla's Electroplated Beans of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	maroon clever razor-sharp Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	tumbling groovy Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	blurry reassuring World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	tumbling weightlifter's Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Annie Oakley's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	rosewater-soaked horrifying flame-wreathed Lo Pan's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: 60, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	knitted gravedigger's Da Vinci's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	yummy snack-sized special plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	awesome	Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	bland cyan plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	rotten plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	miniature rotten plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	spoiled plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	stale diet plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	adequate plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	low-calorie moldy plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	bland plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	flavorless plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	skewed executive Fancy Jeff's pocket square of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	upside-down zippy extremely unsafe Daisy's unclean bloomers of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	blue Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	aromatic wicked Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	fuchsia upside-down Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	pulsating sizzling Van der Graaf slick strapping Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	cyan Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	forbidden Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	narrow buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	narrow bouncing cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	concentrated shaking poker face paint	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	chilled triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	alkaline galvanized ghost bit	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	pickled shaking teal buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	wet dry spinning cyan lion musk	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent bear claw	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	altered quadruple-polarized narrow rattler gland	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	vacuum-sealed double-dry half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	corrupted super-ionized maroon tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	flavorless massive special rotting beefsteak	8	decent	Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	tolerable firemilk	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	electrified squat red spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	compressed moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	Newton's educational western-style skinning knife	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	shellacked steel knuckles	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	huge red blinking Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	huge The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	blue Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	fuchsia disc (white)	0		
8924	yellow jittery disc (black)	0		
8925	teal mirror disc (red)	0		
8926	pulsating mirror disc (green)	0		
8927	blinking disc (blue)	0		
8928	blinking disc (yellow)	0		
8929	teal red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	warmed mirror demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	wobbly makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	yellow custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	huge porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	ghostly mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	mirror grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	bouncing teal diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	jittery coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	blurry rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	narrow pulsating narrow cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	jittery Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	red briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	greedy slick one-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +20
8960	narrow rosy-cheeked two-gallon hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30
8961	skewed rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf three-gallon hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8962	shaking miser's stiffened four-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +10
8963	mirror squat scorching Sinatra's five-gallon hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25
8964	sizzling Da Vinci's six-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10
8965	pulsating reassuring shellacked seven-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +1
8966	huge Jack Frost's eight-gallon hat of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
8967	aromatic deadly nine-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
8968	mirror quilted ten-gallon hat of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5
8969	manspreader's eleven-gallon hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	moist magnetized chilled olive skin oil	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 11
8973	flattened polymerized unusual oil	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 66
8974	pickled eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 60
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	Vulcanized dry activated skewed patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 35
8977	extra-liquefied patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 37
8978	super-energized diffused squat patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 38
8979	non-vacuum-sealed dry quadruple-galvanized yellow patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 64
8980	corrupted skewed patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 13
8981	concentrated yellow squat patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 16
8982	tarnished denatured ghostly corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 29
8983	hand-crafted rodeo whiskey	4	EPIC	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	real cowboy hat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	wobbly Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	narrow Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	blurry electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	denatured armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	low-calorie toothsome upside-down blinking jumping horseradish	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	hand-crafted Sacramento wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	concentrated blurry maroon Greek fire	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	cyan prompt frosty Lo Pan's Tesla forbidden ox-head shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	squat hale veiny forbidden beefy dented scepter of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: 30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	coward's Fonzie's groovy sage very pointy crown of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	wool Herculean thinker's battle broom of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	bouncing lime green Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	Usain Bolt's nippy Newton's beefcake's carpe	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	crafty grievous strapping codpiece of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	quilted Sinatra's savvy troutsers of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	up-at-dawn knitted resourceful arcane researcher's bass clarinet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	skewed aromatic clever crafty fish hatchet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: 30, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	family-friendly stanky chaotic tunac of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	diffused wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	delicious bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	energized blurry high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	beefy fishin' hat	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	family-friendly sonar fishfinder	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	pulsating luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	blurry viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	twirling plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	moldy purple gallon of milk	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	teal squat daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	cyan infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	purple First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	skewed rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	wobbly high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	huge moldy mirror star salad	7	crappy	
9031	purple Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	toothsome shaking bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	awesome	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	decent super-sized browser cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	acceptable spinning hacked gibson	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	reassuring Source shades	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	pulsating software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	green Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	huge Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	spinning Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	narrow maroon Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	upside-down Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	upside-down Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	upside-down fuchsia Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	skewed Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	blurry Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	squat Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	mirror Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	ghostly Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	yellow prompt friendly electrified beefcake's plastic detective badge	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	jittery crafty banded Newton's brainy bronze detective badge	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	maroon strapping detective badge of the storm of the sewer of horror	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	auspicious scorching steel-toed Herculean detective badge	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	jittery cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	pulsating detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	tumbling spinning reassuring Lo Pan's ruddy detective roscoe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	deionized deionized bouncing shoe gum	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	frightening noir fedora of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	shellacked banded sage trench coat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	perfectly mixed Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	normal fancy hardboiled egg	3	good	Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	squat DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	Sherlock's smelly ruddy Samson's strapping protonic accelerator pack of terror	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	jittery almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	huge fuchsia miser's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	greedy supercool bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	tumbling Jim Carey's thinker's fleshy lump	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	gray aromatic smoldering bagel punch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	spinning maroon nippy ghostly reins of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	skewed inspector's derringer	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	skewed beefy Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	twirling fireproof smelly stylish Spookyraven signet	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	executive stanky tie-dyed fannypack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	olive Usain Bolt's banded burnt snowpants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	Herculean standards and practices guide	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	Sherlock's foul-smelling fortified Carpathian longsword	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	jittery jittery Jeselnik's manspreader's Liam's mail of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	ghostly coward's Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	strapping Wrist-Boy	0		Muscle: +5
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	ghostly compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	enhanced flattened Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 42
9108	lime green lead umbrella	0		
9109	electrified warmed cyan blinking Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 13
9110	activated red Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 30
9111	concentrated dry Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 48
9112	enhanced ionized oxidized EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 42
9113	diffused tumbling Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 59
9114	aerosolized The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 36
9115	flattened olive Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 33
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	cyan blinking studded repaid diaper	0		Damage Absorption: +80
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	bad skewed Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	Jeselnik's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	spinning School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	maroon jittery baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	aged unidentified drink	4	awesome	
9127	narrow maroon smartaleck's KoL Con 13 T-shirt of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
9128	huge wholesome dance instructor's discarded swimming trunks of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
9129	Vulcanized irradiated tumbling diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 69
9130	moist green charisma potion	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 28
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	bouncing slick pistol of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Booze Drop: +100
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	decent big twirling red leftover pasty	5	good	
9135	special aged very whiskey	4	awesome	Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 5
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	bouncing pulsating blinking li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	fuchsia li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	squat upside-down li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	pulsating li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	spinning li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	Vulcanized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	flattened deionized green Prunets	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 15
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	maroon twirling blinking baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	pickled altered invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	concentrated mirror invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	pulsating li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	spoiled bouncing twirling raw sweet potato	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	bland raw beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	moldy raw stuffing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	normal raw cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	moldy small raw turkey	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten purple raw mincemeat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	rotten immense ghostly raw potato	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	flavorless raw gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	small moldy upside-down raw bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	studded mini-marshmallow dispenser of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	double-paned Annie Oakley's glass casserole dish of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	shaking therapeutic can opener of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	powdered turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	shaking sinister glass pie plate of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	Socratic potato masher of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	spinning gray bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	moldy huge sweet potatoes	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	rotten bean casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	spoiled baked stuffing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	spoiled cranberry cylinder	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	tasty thanksgiving turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	stale gigantic upside-down mince pie	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	normal shaking spinning mashed potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	stale bouncing warm gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	stale skewed bread roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	flavorless leftovers	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	moldy leftovers sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	narrow Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	blinking green pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	polymerized electrified moist twirling skewed eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	acceptable eldritch extract	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	educational Official Council Aide Pin of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 4, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	smooth eldritch distillate	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	mixed narrow eldritch essence	1		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	mirror supercool Science Notebook	0		Moxie Percent: +20
9197	teal tumbling wholesome supercool eldritch hat of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	energetic Da Vinci's smooth eldritch pants	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	mediocre triple-distilled eldritch elixir	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	flame-retardant Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	squat lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	tumbling lime green ball and chain of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	jittery candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	nippy gingerbread tophat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	hardy gingerbread waistcoat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	Jim Carey's gingerbread trousers	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	narrow frightening hale sinister candy dress shoes	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	huge fortified Samson's candy necktie of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	friendly Jim Carey's chocolate pocketwatch of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	blurry sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	fancy moldy spinning red animal part cracker	3	crappy	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	mediocre weak gingerbread wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	adequate gingerbread mug	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	auspicious gingerbread mask	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	gingerservo of courage of temperance of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	quadruple-boiled warmed tainted icing	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	green auspicious gingerbeard	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	blurry careful gingerbread hoodie of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	nasty gingerbread pistol of terror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	flame-wreathed crafty marzipan briefcase	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	ghostly strapping creme brulee torch	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	huge scandalous candy crowbar	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	squat shaking wool candy screwdriver of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	blinking gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	shaking knitted pumpkin spice candle	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	altered fuchsia upside-down gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	twirling avaricious smooth gingerbread gavel	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	teal jittery gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	artisanal weak wobbly ginger beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	diffused super-aerosolized pulsating industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	dry pulsating fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	lousy high-end ginger wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	knitted plastic bad vibe	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	plastic angry vikings of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	mansplainer's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	olive plastic Your Brain of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	knitted plastic Krampus	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	modified dry non-corrupted Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	warmed concentrated Inner Strength	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	tarnished flattened Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	bland fuchsia spiritual candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	lousy weak spiritual eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	jumbo stale spiritual fruitcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	stale tiny pulsating spiritual gingerbread	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	spinning chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	upside-down chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	wet tumbling rock candy	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	enchanted moldy green-iced sweet roll	3	crappy	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	huge sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	wobbly chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	tumbling negative lump	0		
9273	narrow family-friendly weightlifter's Third Eye	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	scandalous beefcake's Krampus Horn	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	diet moldy jittery hambrosier	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	artisanal gray chakra-mental wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	cold-filtered blinking chakra malt	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	normal Black Angus blackburger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	aged brandy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	triple-energized non-deionized spinning potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	fortified occult bad vibroknife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	mirror blue smartaleck's crystal belt buckle of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	sharpshooter's beefy saffron antaravasaka	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	wobbly bouncing double-paned saffron uttarasanga of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	pulsating Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	supercharged extremely unsafe Herculean Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	spoiled jumbo Eldritch snap	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	dried skewed hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	modified ghostly green jelly	1		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	denatured spinning jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	powdered gray pulsating sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	vaporized wobbly stench jelly	1		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	huge upside-down space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	half-sized yummy toast with hot jelly	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	toothsome toast with jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	adequate half-sized toast with jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	decent toast with sleaze jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	stale fancy toast with stench jelly	4	decent	Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	blinking hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	MacGyver's steel-toed wax hand	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	olive candle of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	moldy skewed wax pancake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	huge clever wax face of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	acceptable watered-down wax booze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	blinking glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dried ghostly blue blurry sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	bland sea truffle	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	purple recovered cufflinks of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	blinking tumbling heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	dry skewed squat LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	dry LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	polymerized LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	twirling flame-wreathed forbidden Da Vinci's LOV Eardigan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	MacGyver's baleful LOV Epaulettes of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	aromatic careful deadly LOV Earrings	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	yellow LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	denatured mirror LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	smelly LOV Elephant	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	lion tamer's eldritch scanner	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	denatured tarnished eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	asbestos-lined supercharged quilted eldritch hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	half-sized bland eldritch mushroom	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	stale fancy eldritch mushroom pizza	4	decent	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	bouncing eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	altered tarnished eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	gray HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	pulsating Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	narrow Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	spinning yellow Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	purple Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	maroon elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	spinning bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	red twirling pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	pulsating imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	lousy literal grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	mediocre boozy wobbly double entendre	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	drinkable Phlegethon	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	artisanal jittery ghostly Siberian sunrise	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	bad mentholated wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	mediocre jittery low tide martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	mediocre cyan shroomtini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	perfectly mixed weak blinking pulsating morning dew	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	delicious watered-down whiskey squeeze	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	perfectly mixed bouncing great fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	spirit-forward acceptable Gnomish sagngria	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	perfectly mixed watered-down vodka stinger	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	tolerable extremely slippery nipple	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	tolerable piscatini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	lousy Churchill	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	mediocre weak soilzerac	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	bad bouncing London frog	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	tolerable nothingtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	lousy eighth plague	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	artisanal bouncing single entendre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	weak acceptable upside-down gray reverse Tantalus	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	delicious elemental caipiroska	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	perfectly mixed Feliz Navidad	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	boozy perfectly mixed Bloody Nora	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	acceptable red moreltini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	acceptable hell in a bucket	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	drinkable Newark	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	distilled lousy R'lyeh	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	extra-dry hand-crafted Gnollish sangria	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	artisanal weak red vodka barracuda	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	bad Mysterious Island iced tea	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	acceptable drive-by shooting	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	distilled bad gunner's daughter	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	hand-crafted weak dirt julep	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	tolerable Simepore slime	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	spirit-forward bad mirror Phil Collins	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	squat unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	purple exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	gray rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	jittery gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	jittery narrow Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	rotten edible alien plant bit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	jittery alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	blinking fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	powdered huge alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	bland alien meat	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	twirling alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	olive alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	twisted cyan alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	blinking alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	upside-down murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	polymerized jittery alien medicine	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	bland alien salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	watered-down mediocre alien booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	nippy clever alien mask of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	Usain Bolt's smelly quilted alien spear	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	greasy steel-toed stylish alien blowgun	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	sizzling crafty wholesome alien loincloth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	jittery ruddy deadly boxer's alien totem	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	Herculean supercool alien necklace of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	upside-down spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	blinking vibrating experienced spants	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	green up-at-dawn electrified spant shield	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	narrow Usain Bolt's spant shoulderpads of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	sizzling spant backplate of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	MacGyver's Herculean spant spear	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	wobbly murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	polymerized pickled twirling murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	blurry murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	wobbly nasty steel-toed murderbot mask of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	galvanized murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	wobbly red Lo Pan's murderbot whip of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	blurry smooth murderbot plasma rifle of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	maroon murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	olive space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	wobbly Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	fuchsia Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	normal super-sized maroon Aldebaran sardines	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	drinkable Centauri fish wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	boiled oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	razor-sharp brainy Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	Spacegate military insignia of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	blurry executive Jim Carey's strapping Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	moldy gray alien sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	irradiated deionized Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 53
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	polarized quadruple-enhanced tumbling Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	ionized colloidal bouncing Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	energized activated ghostly blinking Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	extra-aerosolized ionized activated Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	dry moist huge Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	oxidized nitrogenated energized ghostly Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	concentrated aerosolized Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	toothsome Affirmation Cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	mirror License To Kill	0		
9488	squat Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	frozen super-pickled jittery fuchsia Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 53
9491	jittery Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	tumbling twirling suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	friendly Annie Oakley's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	enchanted mediocre basic martini	4	decent	Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	fancy watered-down hand-crafted improved martini	2	EPIC	Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	fancy acceptable practically non-alcoholic splendid martini	1	good	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	blinking gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	up-at-dawn strapping plastic gundam of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	shaking License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	blinking Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	spinning Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	huge L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	twirling Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	bouncing Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	decent meteoreo	3	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	triple-distilled perfectly mixed blurry meadeorite	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	ribald smooth meteortarboard of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	ghostly smelly scorching quilted meteorite guard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	wholesome meteorb of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	greedy grievous asteroid belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	vibrating Da Vinci's brawny meteorthopedic shoes	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	wholesome dangerous shooting morning star of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	narrow meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	blue zippy greedy blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	blurry pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	jittery pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	gray pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	tumbling pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	blurry X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	tolerable olive DUFRESNE Suds	3	good	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	fortified mafia pinky ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
9547	artisanal weak upside-down flask of port	2	EPIC	
9548	jittery toasty electrified contract enforcement stick	0		Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
9549	gigantic normal Hide-rox&trade; cookie	8	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	watered-down special artisanal narrow jug of booze	2	EPIC	Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	adjusted galvanized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	altered electrified wobbly temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	denatured wobbly glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	unsweetened mirror green new habit	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	jittery tumbling asbestos-lined Fonzie's pearl necklace of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	prompt chaotic Annie Oakley's sinister protection stick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
9563	ionized double-unsweetened maroon huge roll of meat	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 37
9564	mafia thumb ring of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
9565	double-dry cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	savvy brainy mafia middle finger ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	green ruddy hardened thinker's beefcake's steel drivin' hammer	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	upside-down sharpshooter's Oprah's mafia pointer finger ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	frosty worksite credentials	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
9571	blurry knitted gravedigger's chaotic quilted negotiatin' hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
9572	ghostly pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	teal pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	Fonzie's smartaleck's mafia wedding ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	yummy unfinished fruitcake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	quadruple-deionized blinking and cracker	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	smooth weak neg grog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	rotten diet half double fruitcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	decent hushed puppy	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	stale muffled muffuletta	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	bland shushed potatoes	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	wobbly dog trainer's plastic mime functionary	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	plastic mime scientist of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	plastic mime soldier	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	cyan plastic mime executive of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	green plastic The Silent Nightmare of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	ghostly locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	blurry mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	concentrated wishbone	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Racisto Ruidoso	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	moldy tiny cyan bran muffin	1	crappy	
9598	rotten low-calorie blueberry muffin	1	crappy	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	tumbling silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	tumbling silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	tumbling silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	lime green huge silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	bouncing silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	narrow silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	blue skewed silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	upside-down silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	olive huge tumbling silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	maroon silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	skewed silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	wobbly silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	ghostly warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	mediocre stale cheer wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	decent stale Cheer-E-Os	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	wobbly maroon miser's Samson's cheerful antler hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	crafty cheerful Crimbo sweater of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	reassuring Rosewater's cheerful pajama pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	gray The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	upside-down The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	lime green skewed blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	artisanal weak skewed executive mime flask	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	delicious upside-down spinning nega-mushroom	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	lousy watered-down twirling nega-mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	denatured unsweetened dry wobbly mirror Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	yummy mime army rations	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	acceptable mime army wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	altered ghostly mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	modified activated unsweetened mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	executive miming beret of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	twirling executive Tesla miming shirt	0		Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	mirror Jeselnik's miming corduroys of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	double-paned electrified miming boots	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	ghostly scorching careful miming gloves	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	ghostly lime green donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	ionized activated digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	wobbly mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	narrow twirling rosy-cheeked mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	healthy mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	olive mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mirror mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	manspreader's brainy mime army infiltration glove	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	narrow mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	mirror fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	thick bland extra-toasted half sandwich	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	weak perfectly mixed mulled hobo wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	spinning burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	mirror stiffened smooth burning paper hat of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	inspector's Annie Oakley's padded burning cape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	wicked Sinatra's burning paper slippers of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	aromatic sizzling brainy burning paper jorts	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	veiny fortified burning paper crane of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	upside-down January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	blinking hardy broken champagne bottle of courage	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	scorching grievous tinsel tights	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	Oprah's wholesome fortified wad of used tape	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	knitted horrifying mansplainer's silent nightlight of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	altered pickled wobbly upside-down sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 53
9697	activated frozen blue Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 50
9698	pickled pickled hot button candy	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 24
9699	bouncing mirror Temple Grandin's smooth wizardly makeshift garbage shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	healthy novelty monorail ticket of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	boiled tumbling olive pills	1		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 10
9702	boiled huge furry pill	1		
9703	distilled beefy pill	1		
9704	dried excitement pill	1		
9705	mixed vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 35
9706	mixed huge shaking bouncing olive lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 5
9707	denatured upside-down dieting pill	1		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 25
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	huge asbestos-lined razor-sharp genie's turbane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	energetic savvy genie's scimitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	wobbly rosewater-soaked genie's pants of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	jittery horrifying supercharged genie's bracers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	Temple Grandin's coward's psychic's circlet	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	psychic's crystal ball of terror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	blurry Usain Bolt's MacGyver's psychic's pslacks	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	family-friendly psychic's amulet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	fancy flavorless snack-sized lime green heart-shaped candy whetstone	2	decent	Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	rotten Swedish massage fish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	acceptable watered-down special gray blinking Third Base	2	good	Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Bustle Hustler	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	vacuum-sealed aerosolized dry Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	quadruple-tarnished corrupted modified purple Bettie page	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	polymerized alkaline tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	unsweetened bouncing heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	olive pulsating Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	skewed Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	red Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	adjusted pulsating rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 18
9744	dry yellow mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 40
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	adjusted pressed denatured tumbling rhinestone	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 64
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	red riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	purple ultracalcium	0		
9753	ghostly ginseng	0		
9754	blurry wicked Team Avarice cap	0		Spell Damage: +5
9755	twirling lard-coated Team Sloth cap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
9756	extremely unsafe Team Wrath cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
9757	studded Mu cap	0		Damage Absorption: +80
9758	shaking Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	blurry packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	lime green ghostly Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	blinking shaking Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	fuchsia Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	squat Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	bouncing Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	bouncing Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	wobbly Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	bouncing Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	pulsating Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	maroon skewed Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	bouncing Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	gray Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	huge Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	shaking Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	narrow Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	olive Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	wobbly Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	huge narrow Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	mirror Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	bouncing Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	twirling Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	upside-down Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	fuchsia Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	bouncing pulsating Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	ghostly luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	bouncing smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	tumbling rocket	0		
9828	dried magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	powdered jittery brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	dried cyan huge glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	vaporized teal scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 25
9832	dried fuchsia pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	dehydrated jittery lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	dried narrow blinking gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	mirror FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	huge energetic baleful savvy FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	Newton's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	red Da Vinci's FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	careful FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	jittery smelly chilly extremely unsafe &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	cyan tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	blinking dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	anodized universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	gray LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	ghostly huge FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	huge teal LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	enchanted decent small FantasyRealm turkey leg	2	good	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	bad irresponsibly strong FantasyRealm mead	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	skewed nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	tiny rotten special pulsating druidic s'more	1	crappy	Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	boiled blue sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	hand-crafted fortified mourning wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	blinking sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	gray shaking map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	blue map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	rotten snack-sized denastified haunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bad rum and good cola	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	activated aerosolized skewed cyan Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	red rosy-cheeked Herculean sage leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	shaking razor-sharp Master Thief's utility belt of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's extremely unsafe Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	purple censurious Socratic cool Dragonscale breastplate	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	manspreader's wholesome personal trainer's belt of Ogrekind	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	huge lard-coated medical-grade The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	olive Sherlock's sizzling nozzle of the Phoenix of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	friendly resourceful Herculean the Archwizard's briefs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	Samson's smooth the Ley Incursion's waist of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	smelly medical-grade shield of the Skeleton Lord of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	beefy ring of the Skeleton Lord of the pedagogue of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	Van der Graaf dance instructor's scepter of the Skeleton Lord of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	wobbly wholesome smartaleck's deadfall branch of courage of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
9894	knitted careful hardy extremely unsafe Staff of Kitchen Royalty of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	purple charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	weak smooth two meat muck	2	awesome	
9899	delicious immense pulsating chocolate Ogre Chieftain	9	awesome	
9900	delicious chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	4	awesome	
9901	bland chocolate Spider Queen	3	decent	
9902	lousy hipster cocktail	4	decent	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	twirling God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	narrow God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	bouncing lime green blinking G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	purple crude oil congealer	0		
9915	big rotten good guava	5	crappy	
9916	drinkable teal blinking gin and ginger	4	good	
9917	twirling Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	denatured lime green gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	concentrated activated fuchsia spinning Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	cold-filtered quadruple-boiled moist fuchsia Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	ghostly Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	diluted Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	ghostly Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	purple mirror Oprah's banded baleful Brutal brogues of terror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	huge lion tamer's Van der Graaf grievous Draftsman's driving gloves of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	Lo Pan's fortified Nouveau nosering of Gandalf of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	diffused irradiated mirror sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	warmed boiling broth	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	tarnished blurry tumbling upside-down interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	mirror narrow bouncing Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	tumbling Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	jittery Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	squat kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	mirror teal Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	jittery blinking Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	zippy family-friendly PARTY HARD T-shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	mirror Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	extra-dry artisanal Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	gray neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	pentagram bandana of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	gravedigger's skull ring	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	tiny decent PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	wobbly auspicious dorky glasses of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	blue Van der Graaf ponytail clip of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	inspector's paint palette	0		Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	powdered mirror Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	yellow squat Fonzie's cosmetic football	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	wizardly shoe ad T-shirt of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	Sherlock's pump-up high-tops	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	vacuum-sealed blue huge runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	yellow very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	scorching noticeable pumps of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	delicious everfull glass	4	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	bouncing van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	beefcake's beefy denim jacket	0		Muscle: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	olive miser's ratty knitted cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	Usain Bolt's banded intimidating chainsaw	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	acceptable twirling party beer bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	snack-sized stale sweet party mix	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	pickled party balloon	1		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	party pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	maroon Tesla hale strapping party whip	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	narrow Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	lousy weak blurry TRIO cup of beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	stale snack-sized upside-down party platter for one	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	mixed Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	ghostly party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	wool weightlifter's party crasher	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	teal spinning latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	asbestos-lined &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	narrow snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	Rosewater's snakeskin thighboots of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	flame-wreathed dog trainer's snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	squat Van der Graaf snakeskin jacket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	bouncing slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	Usain Bolt's slime waders of the businessman of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	shaking baleful slime fedora of the storm of terror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	nippy Oprah's weightlifter's slime knuckles	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	twirling Van der Graaf forbidden stylish government-issued slacks	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	family-friendly MacGyver's rosy-cheeked government-issued eyeshade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	jittery avaricious rock-hard government-issued necktie of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	auspicious Tesla studded mutant arm	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	blinking friendly Sinatra's thinker's mutant legs	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	mirror chilly Fonzie's mutant crown of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	massive normal upside-down ghostly ectoplasm	9	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	bland	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	weak tolerable bottle of vodka	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	huge moldy pizza	6	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	mediocre upside-down martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	enchanted half-sized stale cherry pie	2	decent	Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	distilled bad eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	purple glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	decent squat Hell ramen	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	delicious gimlet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	bad twice-haunted screwdriver	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	moldy immense candy cane	6	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic runny fermented egg	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	tasty super-sized oldcake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	bland special traditional Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	plastic wild beaver of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	plastic reindeer of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	prompt plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	ghostly curative plastic orphan	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	gray mirror beefy plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	upside-down Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	bouncing huge Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	lightning-fast curative pristine walrus tusk	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	double-paned electrified wizardly Staff of Frozen Lard of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	moldy big grilled mooseflank	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	spoiled moosemeat pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	MacGyver's balanced antler	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	baleful dam	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	artisanal watered-down beavermouth	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	lousy weak beaver punch (papaya)	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	watered-down tolerable wobbly beaver punch (peach)	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	drinkable beaver punch (cherry)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	manspreader's baleful Canadian lantern	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	foul-smelling muskox-skin cap	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	narrow Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	delicious skewed glass of raw eggs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	acceptable jittery punch-drunk punch	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	boiled bouncing body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	toasty bauxite beret	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	fortified bauxite boxers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	squat executive bauxite bow-tie	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	aromatic smelly scorching Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of Calamity Jane of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	upside-down olive sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	toothsome sausage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	pulsating foul-smelling red-hot sausage fork of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	mirror upside-down sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	skewed pulsating blurry Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	lousy enchanted beer	3	decent	Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	bland tiny green yule gruel	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	smooth weak hot watered rum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	drinkable bottle of Crimbognac	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	flavorless miniature Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	altered maroon Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	wobbly Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	blinking Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	squat Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	tumbling Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	zippy inspector's Crimbolex watch of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	inspector's dog trainer's Socratic hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15
10082	pulsating frosty healthy chalk chlamys	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	smelly smartaleck's chalk chain	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	lard-coated mansplainer's chalk chalice	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	weightlifter's chalk chinos of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	zippy electrified chalk chapeau	0		Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	rock-hard chalk choker of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	twisted wobbly chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	unsweetened twirling candy chalk	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 68
10090	friendly marble maebari of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 8, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	flame-wreathed wicked marble mantle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	savvy marble magnet of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	skewed sharpshooter's wholesome marble mignonette bowl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	green frosty smooth marble medallion	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	fortified marble mariachi hat of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	vaporized tumbling olive marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	concentrated pickled Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 44
10098	stiffened boxer's punching bag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	Van der Graaf pith helmet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	mirror poncho of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	shellacked pendant of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	toasty Temple Grandin's palazzos	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	lion tamer's grievous pseudoaccordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	boiled teal pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	enhanced blurry Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 18
10106	purple censurious terra cotta truss of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	shaking sinister terra cotta trousers of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	dance instructor's savvy terra cotta tongs	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	miser's auspicious terra cotta train	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	shellacked experienced terra cotta tie tack	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	lion tamer's occult terra cotta tambourine	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	pickled huge terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	nitrogenated bouncing terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 28
10114	velour voulge of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	razor-sharp educational velour vambraces	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	narrow lime green knitted crafty velour veil	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	banded fortified velour viscometer	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	horrifying velour valise of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	blurry teal family-friendly weightlifter's velour vaqueros	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	vaporized blinking velour veneer	1		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	Vulcanized galvanized Vulcanized gray tumbling Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 33
10122	ghostly deadly glass suspenders of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	wicked dance instructor's glass shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	mansplainer's therapeutic glass stetson	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	teal wool dangerous glass spectacles	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	Fonzie's glass shiv of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	rosy-cheeked glass serape of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	twisted glass shards	1		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	quadruple-improved tarnished shaking hard candy	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 62
10130	scorching sharpshooter's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	narrow frightening chilly loofah lei	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	Temple Grandin's friendly loofah lederhosen	0		Familiar Weight: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	forbidden loofah ladle of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	coward's supercool loofah legwarmers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	padded loofah lavalier of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	boiled gray loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	quantum galvanized wobbly chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 15
10138	chaotic MacGyver's flagstone flag	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	crafty quilted flagstone flail	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	sizzling dog trainer's flagstone flip-flops	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	stiffened grievous flagstone fez	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	upside-down careful ruddy flagstone fleece	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	smartaleck's flagstone fringe of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	denatured lime green squat flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	non-liquefied non-quantum Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 49
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	pulsating red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	flame-retardant cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	polarized extra-pressed tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	altered tumbling prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	narrow olive nippy tailored vest	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	double-paned elf army poncho	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	stale bite-sized enchanted blurry elf army field rations	1	decent	Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	mirror ribald discarded bowtie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	irresponsibly strong tolerable skewed martiny	6	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	red tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	anodized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 42
10161	super-energized polarized virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 61
10162	extra-altered shaking olive mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 13
10163	boiled blurry government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 39
10164	alkaline quadruple-irradiated yellow Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 35
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	Jim Carey's shellacked Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	special delicious bloodstick	3	awesome	Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 5
10170	perfectly mixed enchanted bottle of Sanguiovese	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 25
10171	adequate skewed actual blood sausage	3	good	
10172	weak delicious mulled blood	2	awesome	
10173	decent snack-sized blood snowcone	2	good	
10174	tolerable weak tumbling Red Russian	2	good	
10175	gigantic bland blood roll-up	7	decent	
10176	tolerable huge bottle of blood	4	good	
10177	bland blood-soaked sponge cake	3	decent	
10178	drinkable vampagne	3	good	
10179	rotten narrow pulsating plain snowcone	3	crappy	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	blinking money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	red bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	ghostly PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	frightening vibrating medical-grade PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	olive bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	skewed Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	rotten big crabsicle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	hand-crafted bottle of dark rhum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	weak hand-crafted purple bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	hand-crafted purple blinking bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	colloidal modified blinking pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	medical-grade hardy conquistador's breastplate	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	jittery extremely unsafe wizardly pirate pantaloons	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	twirling signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	skewed dangerous pirate radio ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	spoiled pineapple slab	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	stale ghostly hibiscus petal	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	irradiated huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	pickled ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	blinking Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	pulsating Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	powdered skewed ghostly green pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	skewed Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	fuchsia PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	plush sea serpent of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	delicious small pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	spinning maroon Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	narrow ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	Sherlock's Tesla piratical blunderbuss	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	ghostly skewed reassuring electrified PirateRealm party hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Island Landslide	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	acceptable Island Thunderstorm	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	lousy upside-down yellow Island Hurricane	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	artisanal Skull Punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	triple-distilled bad Electric Punch	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	hand-crafted watered-down Smuggler's Punch	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	watered-down bad Scorpion Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Turtle Bowl	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	acceptable blurry Cobra Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	upside-down vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	zippy lion tamer's cool vampyric cloake of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	irradiated irradiated squat bouncing one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 50
10245	lime green arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	skewed intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	shaking 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	spinning Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	twirling sharpshooter's veiny wizardly Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	blinking zippy avaricious censurious rosewater-soaked toasty Jim Carey's sharpshooter's hardened smooth hewn moon-rune spoon of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: 80, Initiative: 80, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	green cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	spinning jittery lightning-fast sizzling wholesome Beach Comb	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	shaking pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	spinning pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	blue hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	blurry etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	chilled blinking magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	quadruple-altered cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	unsweetened spinning gray seashell	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	warmed improved huge cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	super-Vulcanized enhanced seashell	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	purple bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	artisanal jittery bottle of sea wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	twisted tumbling kelp	1		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	miser's censurious electrified hardy veiny wicked educational groovy driftwood hat of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: 60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	double-paned knitted foul-smelling Van der Graaf hardy sinister extremely unsafe educational driftwood pants of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: 8, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	fireproof frightening lion tamer's curative ruddy hardened occult dance instructor's driftwood bracelet of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	scorching sage waders of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	blue asbestos-lined Socratic savvy spearfish fishing spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	ghostly scandalous veiny occult rabbitfish fin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	wobbly piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	shellacked stiffened pirate cutlass of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	shaking sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked wholesome tricorn hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	horrifying swash buckle of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	twirling gravedigger's Newton's meteorite earring of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	narrow aromatic banded deadly meteorite necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	sharpshooter's crafty Fonzie's meteorite ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	dry Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 46
10290	flattened extra-activated modified pulsating chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 27
10291	aromatic stiffened driftwood beach comb of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	jittery twirling Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	skewed skewed stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	flame-wreathed lion tamer's Tesla whittled tiara	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	Lo Pan's dangerous whittled shorts of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	skewed veiny whittled flail of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	groovy whittled wand of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	pulsating smartaleck's strapping whittled flute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	razor-sharp Sinatra's cool whittled bear figurine	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	frightening frosty chilly whittled owl figurine	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	narrow stiffened whittled fox figurine of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	Sherlock's greasy banded Rosewater's whittled walking stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	decent campfire hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	stale huge spinning campfire baked potato	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	spoiled tiny campfire s'more	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	normal campfire beans	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	miniature delicious campfire stew	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	frozen modified fuchsia leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 34
10310	narrow rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	blue burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	squat bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	blue campfire smoke	0		
10314	tumbling Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	red skewed signal receiver	0		
10316	narrow space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	adequate space chowder	3	good	
10321	artisanal weak space wine	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	blue Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	upside-down twirling Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	inspector's stiffened dangerous Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	adequate enchanted bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	good	Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	fancy decent jumbo maroon flan del mar	5	good	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	huge moldy Baja sopapilla	9	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	mirror Temple Grandin's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	plastic sea elf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	jittery plastic yuleviathan of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	chilly plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	adequate narrow mana-coated yams	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	rotten red mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	rotten mana-fortified cranberry sauce	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	adequate mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	modified denatured boiled patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	compressed spinning industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	ionized enhanced ghostly wobbly unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	dehydrated blue vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dried blue a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	adjusted tumbling organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	tolerable fancy practically non-alcoholic twirling boot flask	1	good	Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	denatured ionized skewed squat infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	powdered pulsating fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	fancy snack-sized stale guffin	2	decent	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	altered yellow Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	red jittery goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	altered non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	wet super-corrupted wet peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	boiled fuchsia Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	non-nitrogenated spinning extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	fuchsia envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	compressed yellow tumbling livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	denatured spinning beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	lime green arcane researcher's weightlifter's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	flattened activated yellow concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	corrupted tarnished activated ghostly liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	mirror rosewater-soaked ribald Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	green The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	narrow Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	blinking soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	irradiated enhanced squat salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	blinking purple jittery prompt flame-wreathed ribbon candy ascot	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	narrow intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	sage anemoney clip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	squat upside-down runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	twisted super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	blurry nasty sharpshooter's icing poncho of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	blurry Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	activated enhanced glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	experienced Mer-kin rollpin of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tumbling tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	bland bowl of mernudo	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	mediocre wobbly fishelada	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	decent small wobbly ojo de pez burrito	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	bouncing spinning waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	miser's wizardly nutcracker hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	lard-coated dog trainer's nutcracker waistcoat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	avaricious reassuring nutcracker pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	frosty rosy-cheeked nutcracker boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	shaking Tesla stiffened nutcracker sword	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	steel-toed nutcracker drumstick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	tumbling nasty nutcracker beard of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	prompt asbestos-lined nutcracker cape	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	zippy smelly nutcracker epaulets	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	flavorless diet salt plum	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	stale low-calorie and bean	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	hardy hale hardened kelp-holly gun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: 70, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	ghostly twirling scorching Yuleviathan necklace of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	lightning-fast friendly peppermint spine	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	narrow slick beefy soggy elf shoes	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	Jeselnik's dance instructor's Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	pulsating reassuring frightening kelp-holly drape	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	blinking perfumed curative Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	spoiled tempura and bean	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	mediocre watered-down cyan salt plum sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	corrupted altered pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	vacuum-sealed ghostly almond	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 30
10429	pressed wobbly handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	jittery nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	savvy Retrospecs of dire peril of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	blinking unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	green squat mansplainer's manspreader's Herculean Powerful Glove of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: 25, Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	blinking spinning narrow enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	jittery chilly MacGyver's boxer's Drip harness	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5
10442	foul-smelling drippy truncheon	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	spoiled bite-sized drippy nugget	1	drippy	
10446	enchanted practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed glass of drippy wine	1	drippy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 35
10447	normal twirling drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	thick flavorless fancy drippy plum(?)	5	drippy	Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 40
10449	savvy drippy stake	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	bouncing The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	narrow mushroom	0		
10456	purple deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	cold-filtered diffused fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 45
10459	non-pressed purple healthy juice	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 38
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	red narrow mirror hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	shaking bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	occult cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
10467	rosewater-soaked back shell of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	squat Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	skewed auspicious bony back shell	0		Item Drop: +10
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	frozen purple blooper ink	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 49
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	blurry rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	jittery rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	tumbling packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	twirling bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	blinking immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	bland mushroom filet	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	boiled narrow mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	enchanted drinkable mushroom whiskey	3	good	Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	wool forbidden mushroom cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	censurious friendly stiffened forbidden mushroom shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	squat lightning-fast mansplainer's rock-hard quilted mushroom pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	squat asbestos-lined clever crafty mushroom badge of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: 30, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	shaking house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	blurry pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	ionized diffused shaking piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	olive sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	kettle bell of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	glued-together crystal ball of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	maroon mirror shellacked martini dregs	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	blinking reassuring flickering flashlight	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	lightning-fast crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	lightning-fast outmoded fidget toy	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	yellow flimsy ski pole of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	green blurry steel-toed discarded finger painting	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	rock-hard pizza box	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	coward's beefy chipped coffee mug	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Annie Oakley's Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	pulsating shaking drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	strong artisanal drippy pilsner	5	drippy	
10526	tumbling drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	Herculean gory drippy orb	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
10531	pulsating annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	teal Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	Sherlock's savvy Guzzlr tablet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	blinking Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	tumbling Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	Van der Graaf Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	acceptable watered-down olive Ghiaccio Colada	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	bad Sourfinger	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	tolerable Nog-on-the-Cob	4	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	perfectly mixed watered-down huge Steamboat	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	smooth practically non-alcoholic Buttery Boy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	green rosy-cheeked clown car key of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	frightening healthy brainy batting cage key	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	blurry executive auspicious Newton's aqu&iacute;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	maroon lightning-fast dog trainer's Fonzie's knob labinet key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	grievous beefy strapping weremoose key	0		Muscle: 15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	jittery peg key of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	yellow Tesla kekekey	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	Lo Pan's rabbit's foot key	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	educational knob shaft skate key of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	baleful educational ice key of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	anchovy can key of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	wholesome arcane researcher's cactus key	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	upside-down crafty wizardly f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	gravedigger's Tesla treasure chest key	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	crafty quilted demonic key of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	twirling careful key sausage	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	perfumed knob treasury key of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	inspector's vibrating beefy scrap key	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	careful Rosewater's rose key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	twirling greedy music box key	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	resourceful banded actual skeleton key	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	perfumed scandalous Newton's deep-fried key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	mirror asbestos-lined supercharged discarded bike lock key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	blurry huge blurry Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	teal Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	magnetized quantum marshroom	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 30
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	wobbly Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	corrupted triple-activated ionized salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 65
10577	quantum writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 12
10578	vacuum-sealed gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 58
10579	upside-down maroon baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	huge packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	blue flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	dog trainer's hardy birch battery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	forbidden boxer's ebony epee of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	wholesome Rosewater's weeping willow wand of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	skewed hale beechwood blowgun of the brazier of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	mansplainer's occult maple magnet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	lime green Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	hale beefy hemlock helm of temperance	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	jittery sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	blinking Usain Bolt's aromatic occult balsam barrel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	modified redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	brawny purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the storm of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	fuchsia wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	spinning narrow perfumed scandalous stanky lion tamer's sharpshooter's wormwood wedding ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	fuchsia Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	spinning Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	blue foul-smelling ert grey goo ring	0		Stench Damage: +10
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	ionized Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	vacuum-sealed Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	fuchsia Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	moldy Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	modified energized squat Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	sharpshooter's Van der Graaf Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	electrified boxer's Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	lard-coated Annie Oakley's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	narrow nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	olive greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	cyan onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	upside-down alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	skewed alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	huge bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	inspector's Cargo Cultist Shorts of vim and vigor of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	perfectly mixed watered-down flask of moonshine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	jittery dangerous sea-worn candlestick of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	frozen spinning shaking null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	pulsating ghostly flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	normal upside-down chocolate chip muffin	3	good	
10644	blurry Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	huge gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	huge grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	boiled nitrogenated skewed fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	polymerized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	tarnished gray cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	alkaline twirling overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	triple-ionized hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	deionized non-alkaline liquefied upside-down hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Jeselnik's Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	experienced Crimbo smile	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	olive boxer's SalesCo sample kit	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	non-altered oxidized candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	liquefied triple-dry polarized sugar	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	triple-dry quadruple-electrified narrow multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	grievous plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	ruddy plastic multi-level marketer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	spinning ribald plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	squat studded plastic Penny	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	skewed overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	bouncing tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	fortified neck wreath	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	teal shining star cap of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	squat nativity shorts of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	squat Fonzie's cool myrrh pouch	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	teal hardy frankincenser of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	asbestos-lined arcane researcher's gilded trumpet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	Lo Pan's &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	ghostly rock-hard wine carrier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	gray wool candy bucket	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	pickled wobbly prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	dry triple-concentrated extra-enhanced spinning imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	galvanized fuchsia hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	fuchsia Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	gray Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	maroon blinking booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	blue booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	blinking candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	blurry sharpshooter's ruddy fruit bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	twirling shaking flame-retardant tinsel orb of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	careful boxer's snowpack	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	narrow resourceful stylish Satan hat	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	Sinatra's Crimbo stockings of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	blurry scandalous hardened poncho de azucar	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	huge spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	shaking upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	blurry purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	cyan blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	massive decent huge and pepper (stale)	9	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	weak hand-crafted shaking cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	maroon goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	drinkable gray barrel-aged eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	normal big hand-crafted candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	moldy drive-thru burger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	aged Boulevardier cocktail	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	triple-polarized spinning jittery Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	stale super-sized purple narrow bowl full of jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	fancy tolerable practically non-alcoholic lime green Eye and a Twist	1	good	Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	ionized triple-frozen skewed Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	twirling digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	fuchsia huge packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	shaking fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	skewed fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	fuchsia robo-battery	0		
10736	ghostly shaking Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	twirling potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	triple-oxidized battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	polymerized cold-filtered teal battery (AA)	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	electrified battery (D)	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	flattened pickled battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	Vulcanized activated lime green battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	modified battery (car)	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	jittery marshmallow	0		
10747	mediocre marshmallow bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	ionized flattened blinking short beer	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	tarnished deionized short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	alkaline modified short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	irradiated modified tumbling short glass of water	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	flattened bouncing short	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	blinking blurry Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	reassuring dog trainer's familiar scrapbook	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	maroon padded smooth thinker's fedora-mounted fountain	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	horrifying Herculean sombrero-mounted sparkler of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	Tesla padded Da Vinci's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	blurry rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	decent low-calorie fire crackers	1	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	maroon electrified cool Catherine Wheel	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	chilly Sinatra's rocket boots	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	pulsating narrow baleful sparkler of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	galvanized extra-tarnished narrow Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	energized boiled twirling The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	wet cold-filtered Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	frozen aerosolized Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	vacuum-sealed Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	clever hale extra-large utility candle	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	energetic stylish runed taper candle	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	bouncing aromatic curative novelty sparkling candle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	Jack Frost's Abracandalabra of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	extra-wide head candle of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	nitrogenated natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	galvanized triple-dry vacuum-sealed rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	deionized non-pressed banana candle	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	altered non-polarized wet pulsating tumbling ear candle	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	anodized shaking teal votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	narrow resourceful water candle	0		Maximum MP: +50, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	veiny B. L. A. R. T.	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	mirror Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	blinking blurry olive empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	twirling green literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	wobbly rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	green aromatic banded quilted Da Vinci's supercool industrial fire extinguisher of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: 140, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	shaking The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	chilly MacGyver's Samson's Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	small decent blurry bread man	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	bland small plain candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	super-sized rotten olive bouncing flour cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	wobbly plastic food lab of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	studded plastic nog lab	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	hardened plastic chem lab	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	savvy plastic primary lab	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	dance instructor's plastic Cheer Core	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	spinning medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	ghostly frightening steel-toed wicked ice crown	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	wobbly family-friendly mansplainer's jeans of terror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	wobbly perfumed therapeutic steel-toed ice wrap	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	special adequate thick wobbly tofu pop	5	good	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	tiny stale bowl of prescription candy	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	thick flavorless fishcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	bland bone broth	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	spoiled small red star pop	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	aged practically non-alcoholic jittery Doc's Fortifying Wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	hand-crafted purple pulsating Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	lousy blue twirling Doc's Limbering Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	weak drinkable twirling Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	diluted Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	dehydrated squat Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	twisted twirling Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dried Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	quadruple-dry narrow cyan anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	pressed ghostly anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	liquefied teal anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	wet flattened fuchsia anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	super-Vulcanized anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	pickled alkaline twirling blinking anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	drinkable maroon Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	normal olive bread pie	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	enchanted bad clear Russian	3	decent	Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	tumbling gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	bouncing goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	bouncing Newton's cozy scarf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	spoiled huge Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	adjusted wobbly jittery fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	third ear of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	green festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	yellow shellacked peppermint-scented socks	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	huge wicked depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	fancy snack-sized decent &quot;caramel&quot;	2	good	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	tumbling self-repairing earmuffs of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	ghostly shaking Annie Oakley's carnivorous potted plant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	red yule hatchet	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	yellow shaking potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	big spoiled lab-grown meat	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	narrow pulsating scorching fleece	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	blurry boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	twirling banded pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	purple greasy savvy can of mixed everything of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	normal meatball	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	pickled blurry fried air	1		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	ghostly 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	pickled jittery bouncing astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	family-friendly Socratic magnifying glass of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	weak hand-crafted void lager	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	stale snack-sized void burger	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	squat void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	greedy scorching Van der Graaf stiffened void shard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	spinning cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	mirror quilted combat lover's locket	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	pulsating Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	Newton's Rosewater's smooth beefy unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3
10900	blurry MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	extra-modified gray emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	veiny survival knife	0		Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	upside-down crank-powered radio on a lanyard of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	pulsating Temple Grandin's headlamp	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	greedy auspicious thermal blanket of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	huge hardy atlas of local maps	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	dry twirling spinning spare battery	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	modified yellow single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	super-modified colloidal gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	bland miniature tumbling 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	skewed bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	normal expired MRE	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	flavorless big cool mint precipice bar	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	jumbo decent carrot cake precipice bar	5	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	spinning The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	gray Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	spinning family-friendly Rosewater's June cleaver of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	smooth practically non-alcoholic blinking Dad's brandy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	hardy dance instructor's teacher's pen	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	rotten fire-roasted lake trout	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	normal tumbling guilty sprout	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	shaking careful mother's necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	oxidized boiled trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	deionized nitrogenated savings bond	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	mirror designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	teal designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	modified sweat-ade	1		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	wobbly stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	nippy pterodactyl rifle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	gray dinosaur dart	0		
10941	flattened aerosolized tumbling Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 57
10942	green dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	gray fireproof camouflage vest	0		Hot Resistance: +3
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	ghostly valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	twirling dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	ribald beefcake's awkward dinosaur research harness of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
10948	shaking wobbly Tesla reflective vest	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
10949	extremely unsafe dinosaur	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
10950	shaking Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	gravedigger's Da Vinci's Jurassic Parka	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	polymerized autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	drinkable AutumnFest ale	3	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	Jack Frost's wholesome autumn sweater-weather sweater of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	ghostly lightning-fast miser's Sherlock's thinker's autumn debris shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	toothsome autumn-spice donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	diffused frozen quadruple-cold-filtered olive autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	shellacked arcane researcher's autumn leaf pendant of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	distilled autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	warmed diffused autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	spinning familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	perfectly mixed Oopsie IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	skewed St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	huge Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	tasty ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	flavorless fancy Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	4	decent	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	delicious gigantic fuchsia roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	7	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	thick adequate St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	normal Pete's wiley whey bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	normal snack-sized Pete's rich ricotta	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	mediocre enchanted Boris's beer	3	decent	Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	delicious half-sized honey bun of Boris	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	bland Boris's bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	teal Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	twirling teal blurry Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	flavorless spinning baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	adequate squat plain calzone	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	immense adequate roasted vegetable focaccia	9	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	huge adequate shaking Pizza of Legend	10	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	gigantic decent Calzone of Legend	9	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	blinking jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	bouncing Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	flavorless Deep Dish of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	huge drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	olive perfumed prohie's hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	anodized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	hardened Charleston shoes of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	squat booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	mirror red gravedigger's rare oboe of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	Usain Bolt's brainy bullet necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	stale purple swamp haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	scandalous groovy gator shades	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	yellow milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	acceptable high-proof Charleston Choo-Choo	8	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	enchanted weak delicious blurry Velvet Veil	2	awesome	Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	bad Marltini	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	perfectly mixed Strong, Silent Type	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	lousy triple-distilled Mysterious Stranger	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	perfectly mixed Champagne Shimmy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	squat perfumed studded ceramic cestus	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	upside-down medical-grade smartaleck's brainy ceramic centurion shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	skewed chilly wicked ceramic celery grater	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	pulsating tumbling medical-grade wholesome Herculean ceramic celsiturometer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	scorching mansplainer's ceramic cerecloth belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	scorching rosy-cheeked ceramic cenobite's robe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	twisted fuchsia twirling ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	activated extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 64
11028	blurry wobbly Annie Oakley's curative chiffon chevrons of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	forbidden beefy chiffon chapeau of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	prompt miser's toasty chiffon chamberpot	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	sizzling Da Vinci's chiffon chemise of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	zippy chiffon chakram of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	tumbling occult weightlifter's chiffon chaps of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	altered chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	irradiated ionized blue ghostly chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 39
11036	bland fancy chocomotive	3	decent	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	gigantic rotten freightcake	10	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	mediocre cabooze	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	supercool plastic passenger car	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	huge plastic dining car of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	wobbly asbestos-lined Socratic plastic coal car	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	maroon Annie Oakley's plastic locomotive	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	fuchsia model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	teal Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	gray pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	double-alkaline Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 64
11051	dry concentrated mirror Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 15
11052	modified Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 62
11053	non-flattened quadruple-modified Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 29
11054	irradiated adjusted Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 50
11055	super-electrified nitrogenated tumbling Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 28
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ghostly ping-pong ball	0		
11058	lime green Trainbot harness of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	upside-down teal Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	squat Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	asbestos-lined smelly banded head-mounted Trainbot	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	skewed careful Tesla arcane researcher's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	shaking fortified Fonzie's supercool shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	skewed cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	hand-crafted dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	teal upside-down Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	stale diet huge honey-drenched ham slice	1	decent	
11071	mediocre high-proof mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	9	decent	
11072	normal super-sized green Crimbo food scraps	5	good	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	fuchsia automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	normal steamed oyster	3	good	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	bad blinking Crimbosmopolitan	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	rotten Crimbo dinner	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	mirror unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	blue half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	crafty grubby wool hat of the storm of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -25
11093	Tesla grubby wool scarf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11094	mirror yellow upside-down rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's grubby wool trousers of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
11095	bouncing coward's Tesla forbidden grubby wool gloves of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11096	yellow grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	special bad pulsating tumbling nice warm beer	3	decent	Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
11098	spinning gray grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	wobbly groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	twisted fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	tumbling milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	blue molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	maroon chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	rotten squat pixel bread	4	crappy	
11113	watered-down acceptable pixel whiskey	2	good	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	upside-down S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	electrified dry glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	triple-dry flattened mushroom	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	altered five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	moldy super good fruit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	compressed energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	shaking ribald occult hot pepper	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	adjusted bouncing out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	teal extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	triple-enhanced fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	vacuum-sealed flapper fly	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	mediocre shot of wasp venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	oxidized filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	altered shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	chilled Vulcanized double-liquefied spinning pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	corrupted liquefied mirror pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	dry oxidized blurry angry agate	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	wet corrupted lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	decent mirror shadow sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	ghostly purple greedy fireproof shadow skin	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	warmed mirror shadow flame	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	bland ghostly narrow shadow bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	practically non-alcoholic aged shadow fluid	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	ghostly shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shaking shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	smooth watered-down shadow venom	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	powdered shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	gray mirror stiffened baleful beefy shadow stick	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	yellow bat paw of wisdom of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +50
11148	skewed jittery scorching uncursed bat paw	0		Hot Damage: +25
11149	censurious horrifying lion tamer's goblin cape	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11150	uncursed goblin cape of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11151	Temple Grandin's dragon wishbone of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
11152	hardy uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Maximum HP: +50
11153	dog trainer's electrified stats of the empath of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11154	hardy uncursed stats	0		Maximum HP: +50
11155	Oprah's arcane orb of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50
11156	uncursed arcane orb of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11157	green therapeutic machete	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11158	manspreader's uncursed machete	0		Monster Level: +10
11159	blanket	0		
11160	huge uncursed blanket	0		
11161	gray tumbling zippy sizzling experienced medallion	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
11162	jittery forbidden uncursed medallion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
11163	skewed Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	bouncing pulsating closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	cyan ghostly shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	pulsating shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	experienced shadow chef's hat of Gandalf of courage	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	greasy Temple Grandin's banded shadow trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	supercharged Samson's shadow hammer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	twirling prompt auspicious coward's shadow monocle	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	narrow shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	spoiled ghostly shadow hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	drinkable shadow martini	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	dehydrated tumbling lime green shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	squat monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	chilled flattened tarnished shadow candy	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 67
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	spinning replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	cyan replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	pulsating replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	healthy stylish replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	lightning-fast asbestos-lined chilly replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	zippy foul-smelling fortified quilted replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	gravedigger's careful replica V for Vivala mask	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	yellow smelly thinker's replica haiku katana of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	skewed jittery replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	huge perfumed horrifying padded sinister replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	wobbly replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	pulsating Da Vinci's sage replica Greatest American Pants of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25
11210	ghostly pulsating replica organ grinder	0		
11211	rock-hard banded replica Juju Mojo Mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
11212	rosewater-soaked medical-grade replica Operation Patriot Shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	mirror replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	olive sizzling crafty forbidden replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	mirror smooth replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Moxie: +15, Drops Items
11217	mirror replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	bouncing replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	ghostly shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	curative hale razor-sharp Cincho de Mayo of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	ghostly replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	yellow replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	ghostly cyan replica Source terminal	0		
11232	purple replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	olive replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	pulsating replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	avaricious fireproof hardened replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	squat flame-retardant lard-coated Tesla brawny replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11242	avaricious frightening flame-wreathed manspreader's Van der Graaf banded Da Vinci's boxer's thinker's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the bloodbag of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: 30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	red prompt Fonzie's experienced slick replica Powerful Glove of the brazier	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	jittery family-friendly frightening savvy replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
11246	wobbly wool Jack Frost's electrified extremely unsafe replica industrial fire extinguisher of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	jittery jittery replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	twirling replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	electrified slick replica Jurassic Parka	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	family-friendly hardy Rosewater's replica Cincho de Mayo of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: 6, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	upside-down purple pulsating Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	mirror skewed lightning-fast Jeselnik's horrifying quilted personal trainer's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	tumbling Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	nippy pro skateboard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	upside-down Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	gray Jim Carey's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	shaking stanky mansplainer's strapping Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of horror	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	tumbling Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	cold-filtered irradiated wobbly scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	bouncing Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	narrow spinning Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	non-pressed scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	tumbling Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	mirror Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	enchanted mediocre practically non-alcoholic Sexy Cosmo	1	decent	Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	blinking dance instructor's red-soled high heels of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	jumbo spoiled jittery blinking cyburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	spinning studded ncle leg	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11287	Socratic rutabuga bag of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +60
11288	blinking studded mesquito proboscis	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11289	bouncing nippy senate fly thorax	0		Cold Damage: +10
11290	flattened bug juice	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 28
11291	tumbling energetic spider leg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
11292	beetle antenna of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11293	squat savvy mantis skull	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11294	oxidized chilled huge chitin powder	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 24
11295	healthy daddy shortlegs leg of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
11296	gravedigger's razor-sharp birdybug antenna	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
11297	tumbling therapeutic Herculean kilopede skull	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11298	magnetized haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 49
11299	cold-filtered galvanized quadruple-frozen blurry blurry chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 48
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	squat souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	miniature special adequate watermelon	2	good	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	mirror water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	mirror thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	tasty waffle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	upside-down fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	auspicious sizzling cat o' nine teeth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	Sherlock's studded tooth cap	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	squat beefy toothy trousers of the brazier	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	tiny delicious banana split	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	blurry handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	lousy watered-down bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	pulsating avaricious wholesome deadly baywatch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	skewed Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	huge Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	tumbling consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	vaporized upside-down concentrated cooking	1		
11329	diluted lime green meat	1		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 20
11330	compressed sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 40
11331	vaporized purple hardening cream	1		
11332	denatured squat wobbly teal pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	squat LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	bouncing map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	improved pulsating sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 32
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	tumbling rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	skewed wicked rake	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	squat autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	maroon day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	huge autumnal aegis of wisdom of courage	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	quadruple-pickled distilled resin	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	gray super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	tumbling lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	blurry tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	mirror up-at-dawn impromptu torch of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	pulsating inspector's gravedigger's fig leaf	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	rosewater-soaked wizardly smoldering drape	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	squat smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	miser's auspicious reassuring Jack Frost's MacGyver's slick leaf crown	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	toothsome leafy browns	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	polymerized autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	nitrogenated unsweetened coping juice	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	gray miser's Van der Graaf hale candy cane sword cane of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	huge wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	mirror Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	jittery Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	shaking Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	lime green ghostly security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	fuchsia handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	shaking Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	skewed Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	squat housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	rotten half-sized bouncing pickled bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	special adequate gray salted mutton	4	good	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	rotten corned beet	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	jittery pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	tumbling pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	blurry crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	spoiled small peppermint donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Elf Guard insignia (private) of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	mirror steel-toed Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	skewed Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	high-proof mediocre twirling Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	blurry Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	sizzling wholesome extremely unsafe Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Crimbuccaneer shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	pulsating Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	shaking occult Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	polarized magnetized Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	teal Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	greedy smelly Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	miser's smooth Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	mediocre Crimbow Rainbo	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	twirling Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	supercharged brawny Elf Guard broom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	bouncing lion tamer's Annie Oakley's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	wobbly Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	strong special smooth jittery mirror old-school pirate grog	5	awesome	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	thick spoiled grog nuts	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	lime green Annie Oakley's MacGyver's rosy-cheeked sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	artisanal officer's nog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	snack-sized delicious sundae ration	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	bland squat peppermint tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	spoiled super-sized squat whalesteak	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	manspreader's electrified sage whalegun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	teal curative Herculean wizardly Elf Guard clipboard	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	quilted pegfinger	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	practically non-alcoholic artisanal and claret	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	wobbly brawny Elf Guard and beret	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	foul-smelling smooth thinker's shipwright's hammer	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	knitted smelly sizzling gunwale	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	ghostly nippy crafty energetic Kelflar vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	colloidal nitrogenated whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	censurious grievous Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	shaking cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	red shellacked Socratic Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	energetic Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	tumbling tumbling cyan Lo Pan's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	blinking red therapeutic hardy massive wrench of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	tumbling grievous slick brown pirate pants	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	huge The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	huge punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	toasty medical-grade rock-hard fortified smartaleck's stylish Elf dessert spoon	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	blinking Annie Oakley's Newton's Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	upside-down spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	frightening studded free boots	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	careful chaotic arcane researcher's Elvish underarmor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	Jim Carey's chaotic Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	spoiled blurry sugarplum ration	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	moldy half-sized gingerbread nylons	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	bland super-sized skewed rum-soaked fruitcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	gigantic bland lime	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	small fancy flavorless gingerbread pirate	2	decent	Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	bland fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	acceptable ghostly mulled wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	artisanal Swedish coffee	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	high-proof artisanal canteen of eggnog	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	watered-down drinkable wobbly hot wine	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	mediocre squat Jamaican coffee	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	hand-crafted flask of egggrog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	twirling purple Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	tumbling pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	drinkable watered-down twirling yule grog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	thick moldy pulsating shaking pulsating wet tack	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	adequate jittery whalecake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	miser's flame-retardant curative gunwale whalegun	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	mediocre boozy and claret	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	pulsating rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	cyan coward's Elf Guard squirtgun of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -20, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	bouncing electrified sequin-encrusted sweater	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	avaricious greasy studded replica Elf Guard medal	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	blinking prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	therapeutic Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	olive My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	lard-coated energetic slick barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	skewed narrow hale dangerous Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	mirror teal Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	shaking kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	squat Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	mirror The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	denatured liquefied olive military candy cane	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 63
11503	frozen tumbling cyan groggipop	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 48
11504	pulsating twirling fireproof double-paned moss mace	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	foul-smelling brawny moss megaphone	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	family-friendly brainy moss medal	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	stylish moss mitre of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	moss mantle of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	aromatic baleful moss marlinspike	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	distilled spinning moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	anodized anodized shaking green moss floss	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 43
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	vaporized skewed blurry fuchsia spinning adobe assortment	1		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	pressed bouncing adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 50
11520	up-at-dawn banded strapping crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	foul-smelling Rosewater's savvy crepe paper parachute cape	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	twirling mansplainer's veiny Newton's crepe paper pie clip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	family-friendly aromatic hardy crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	twirling prompt resourceful stiffened crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	sharpshooter's sinister crepe paper polka charm of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	boiled purple crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	concentrated frozen nitrogenated crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 60
11528	wobbly spinning hardy veiny petrified wood war pike	0		Maximum HP: 60, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	teal knitted nasty petrified wood waist protector	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	rosewater-soaked boxer's petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	stanky fortified petrified wood water purifier	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	dog trainer's deadly petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	friendly Fonzie's petrified wood walking pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	twisted purple petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	non-alkaline petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 56
11536	watered-down mediocre cybeer	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	spinning ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	bouncing baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	shaking googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	gray Herculean cool Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	ghostly smooth Elf Guard war standard of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	chilly coward's rock-hard spring shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	super-colloidal polymerized cyan ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	non-magnetized wet crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	narrow biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	twirling triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	blinking jittery quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	upside-down sizzling motion sensor	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	spinning sizzling curative Everfull Dart Holster	0		Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	yellow research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	sizzling vibrating beefcake's Apriling band helmet of dire peril of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	bouncing inspector's frightening Tesla shellacked Apriling band saxophone	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	lightning-fast Rosewater's smooth brainy Apriling band quad tom	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	double-paned nasty resourceful medical-grade Apriling band tuba of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	inspector's flame-retardant scandalous foul-smelling hale Apriling band staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	delicious yam	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	weak perfectly mixed yam martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	mediocre sweet potato o' mine	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	bad fortified Southern yam	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	smooth sweet potato punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	spoiled Mayam spinach	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	flavorless yam and swiss	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	teal pulsating wobbly deadly yam cannon of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	pulsating yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	shaking upside-down yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	mirror yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	cyan perfumed knitted wool furry yam buckler	0		Cold Resistance: 4, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	red therapeutic shellacked occult yamtility belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	bland yam slider	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	enchanted massive moldy yam mayo	8	crappy	Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	normal yam burrito	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	blinking Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	spoiled half-sized spinning mini kiwi	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	pulsating Lo Pan's quilted extremely unsafe mini kiwi bikini	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	mediocre strong mini kiwitini	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	purple mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	scandalous chaotic mini kiwi silicon tiepin of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	jumbo normal mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	acceptable mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	pickled vacuum-sealed teal mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	ionized olive mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	pulsating padded razor-sharp mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	quilted mini kiwi icepick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	non-deionized denatured mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	jittery teal packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	bouncing protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	spinning protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	blue upside-down aromatic hardy smartaleck's messenger bag RNA	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	normal diet bacteria bisque	1	good	
11619	stale ciliophora chowder	3	decent	
11620	tasty cream of chloroplasts	3	awesome	
11621	fuchsia synaptic soup	0		
11622	maroon muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	jittery extra ooze	0		
11628	tumbling extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	twirling untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	mirror prompt executive Jack Frost's Lo Pan's tearaway pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	red baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	skewed tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed red Colera Peste Nebbiolo	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	skewed Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	squat boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	shellacked blade of dismemberment	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	blinking structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	scandalous stanky embers-only jacket of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	scandalous bembershoot	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	adequate wheel of camembert	4	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	zippy wicked hat of remembering of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	jittery soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	Tesla smooth bat wings of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	blurry blurry ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	stylish monocle on a stick of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	zippy plastic pipe of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	thinker's fake arrow-through-the-head of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	electrified razor-sharp bow tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	auspicious Socratic fake huge beard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	purple asbestos-lined Lo Pan's astronaut helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	olive curative feather boa of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	jittery nasty Newton's Sheriff badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	spinning wool studded Sheriff pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	family-friendly fortified Sheriff moustache	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	quilted photo booth supply list of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	ghostly peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	big spoiled whirled peas	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	half-sized bland peaza	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	mixed drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	mixed Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	moist wet pulsating spinning pea brittle	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	artisanal blinking peasco	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	spoiled jumbo piece of cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	twirling stanky brainy deft pirate hook	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	beefy iron tricorn hat of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	jolly roger flag of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	wobbly pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	delicious triple-distilled tankard of spiced rum	9	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	aged enchanted blinking tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	awesome	Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	shaking packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	upside-down tumbling prompt governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	hardened governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	squat olive harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	wobbly red MacGyver's chili powder cutlass	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	half-sized decent Aztec tamale	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	upside-down pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	skewed inspector's groggles	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	narrow grievous silky pirate drawers of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	modified peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	weak lousy hard cocoa	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	half-sized tasty salmagumdi	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	wicked plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	friendly plastic St. Patrick	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	blurry censurious plastic Colonel Brando of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	forbidden plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	jittery teal plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot; of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	lime green Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	olive Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	normal diet coney haunch	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	adjusted bouncing dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	acceptable wobbly pulsating moai toai	3	good	
11725	green auspicious sharpshooter's moaiball of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	pressed four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	experienced potato jacket of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	lime green squat shaking traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	spinning Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	jittery dangerous military orb of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	concentrated rum ball	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 32
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	Sherlock's studded gravyskin hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	yellow crafty vibrating gravyskin buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	veiny gravyskin skirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	twirling wobbly electrified gravyskin pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	dry magnetized mirror fuchsia crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	flavorless half-sized room scale bean casserole	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	auspicious perfect Christmas scarf of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	blinking skewed frightening lion tamer's snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	activated cold-filtered LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	pulsating aromatic hardy healthy Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	narrow pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	mediocre mirror Easter grasshopper	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	perfectly mixed shaking Irish eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	tolerable huge canteen of jungle juice	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	delicious turchucken	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	drinkable practically non-alcoholic purple mechanically-mulled cider	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	lousy tumbling holiday trip around the world	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	flavorless tumbling chocolate ostrich egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	flavorless beef and cabbage	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	rotten candy rations	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	stale double-candied yams	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	stale wobbly Christmas ham	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	toothsome wobbly blinking holiday smorgasbord	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	yellow twirling flame-retardant bejazzled eyepatch	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	huge How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	huge How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	blue blurry Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	squat Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	blinking Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	fuchsia Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	twirling moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	greedy Oprah's quilted wizardly egg gun	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	coward's therapeutic slick strapping army helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	wobbly huge candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	cyan napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	flavorless Thanksgiving ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	tolerable pulsating Easter eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	boiled red clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	mirror smelly Lo Pan's hale stiffened nylon Christmas stockings	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	dry pickled deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	upside-down McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	maroon Lo Pan's banded McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	shaking up-at-dawn chilly McHugeLarge left pole of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	clever supercharged ruddy McHugeLarge right pole	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	Usain Bolt's stiffened McHugeLarge left ski	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	cyan energetic wizardly McHugeLarge right ski	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	denatured blurry eXpand	1		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	lime green shaking dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	spinning dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	narrow dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	blinking retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	huge upside-down malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	jittery CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	teal dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	skewed logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	compressed psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	upside-down wobbly dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	narrow dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	jittery dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	huge tumbling SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	yellow parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	olive virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	frozen galvanized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 30
11834	triple-dry wobbly blinking iDrops	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 12
11835	narrow shame coil	0		
11836	shaking new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	ghostly phantom digit	0		
11841	gray foul line	0		
11842	green dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	mirror shaking plover's egg	0		
11847	huge flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	jittery tumbling stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	red grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	narrow rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	lime green skewed sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	jittery glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	upside-down mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	bouncing wobbly assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	jittery Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	pickled bouncing scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	tumbling table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	artisanal strong pint of Leprechaun Stout	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	powdered phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	pulsating crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	teal spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	twisted blurry pulsating leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	low-calorie moldy Heck ramen	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	special half-sized flavorless burrito	2	decent	Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	decent small beer brat	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	jumbo delicious peach pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	adequate incredible mini-pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	artisanal Divine sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	bad special tangarita sidecar	3	decent	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	watered-down hand-crafted gimlet sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	bad vodka stratocaster sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	watered-down lousy wobbly prussian cathouse sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	weak artisanal Mon Tiki sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	tumbling jittery beefy April Shower Thoughts shield of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	galvanized polarized wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	fancy bad twirling Three Sheets to the Wind	3	decent	Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	big bland special teal pile of wet dates	5	decent	Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	narrow lion tamer's wet shower cap	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	teal scandalous wet shower shoes	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	resourceful wet shower shorts	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	shaking wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	quadruple-dry ghostly wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	frozen cold-filtered wet paperback	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	personal trainer's wet shower radio	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	tumbling wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	chaotic birthday bloon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
11903	wet galvanized jawwetter	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 41
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	aromatic Herculean Peridot of Peril of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	dangerous terrycloth turban	0		Weapon Damage: +10
11907	stiffened jockey's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1
11908	blinking razor-sharp sharpshooter's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11909	spinning extra-tight skullcap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11910	spinning wobbly miser's sturdy pith helmet	0		Meat Drop: +10
11911	thinker's bishop's mitre	0		Mysticality: +10
11912	squat tin foil hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
11913	Socratic construction hardhat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
11914	tumbling sage imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	supercharged stylish bycocket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
11917	wobbly ghostly Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	jittery maroon packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	Axis helmet of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20
11925	shaking horrifying smartaleck's Axis fatigues	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25
11926	Herculean Axis suspenders of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
11927	squat wobbly stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	skewed chocolate rations	0		
11931	upside-down huge nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	mirror reassuring gravedigger's Temple Grandin's Allied Radio Backpack	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	mirror confetti grenade	0		
11937	toothsome jumbo Skeleton Wars rations	5	awesome	
11938	artisanal blurry skeleton war fuel can	3	EPIC	
11939	blurry skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	lime green chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	chilly supercharged healthy Allied Forces insignia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	jittery Axis codebook	0		
11948	quantum dry modified Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	frosty bully badge	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	weightlifter's time cop top hat	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	olive Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	mixed mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	diet spoiled toast with mixed berry jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	small stale cup of sugar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	stale Susie's cupcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	ghostly greasy the gun of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	watered-down mediocre blurry wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	blue dance instructor's undersea surveying goggles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	aged weak Ocean-Touched Rum	2	awesome	
11964	mixed jittery water-logged pill	1		
11965	diet moldy teal kelp puck	1	crappy	
11966	tumbling scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	squat upside-down sea gel	0		
11971	cold-filtered octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 14
11972	skewed durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	dentadent of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	aromatic energetic rosy-cheeked thinker's beefcake's blood cubic zirconia of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	modified blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	mediocre ghostly skewed pheromone cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	half-sized normal spinal tapas	2	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	yellow shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	dog trainer's wholesome shrunken head of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	maroon small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	tolerable shaking fuchsia Smoking Pope	3	good	
12053	spoiled prize turkey	3	crappy	
12054	modified blurry pulsating medicinal gruel	1		
12055	flavorless bite-sized wobbly narrow tumbling full-sized pumpkin pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	acceptable weak vodka cranberry sauce	2	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	non-Vulcanized dry ghostly yammed candy	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	snack-sized normal treasure chestnut	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery mulled butter rum	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	pickled corrupted cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	plastic left skeleton arm of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	blurry plastic left skeleton leg of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	sage plastic right skeleton arm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	blue lard-coated plastic right skeleton leg	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	twirling razor-sharp plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	jittery discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	nippy careful angelbone kilt	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	huge angelbone totem of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	upside-down steel-toed angelbone chopsticks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	fuchsia Jim Carey's angelbone mantle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	skewed sharpshooter's angelbone dice	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	occult Da Vinci's angelbone halo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	vaporized angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	tarnished huge biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 17
12076	mirror coward's devilbone helmet of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	huge teal devilbone greaves of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	gray foul-smelling devilbone shinguards of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	electrified devilbone corset	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	purple foul-smelling devilbone flute of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	maroon banded devilbone rosary	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	distilled devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	tarnished wet Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 24
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	wobbly Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	tumbling lightning-fast extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	mediocre triple-distilled special Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	10	decent	Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	squat blinking gray crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	bad practically non-alcoholic special olive bottle of prize-winning rum	1	decent	Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	sizzling Sinatra's Santa-Slayer medal of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	anodized chilled lime green boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	magnetized galvanized boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	chilled diffused skewed boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	frightening energetic smoldering vertebra of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	green ghostly volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	purple fireproof wholesome hot boning knife of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	rosy-cheeked sinister wicked fistbone	0		Spell Damage: 15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	occult Rosewater's burnt bone belt of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	squat scorched skull trophy of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	adequate bouncing wing bone	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	mediocre upside-down weak skeleton venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	pickled bouncing baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	bouncing dance instructor's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	sage plastic skeleton skull	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	ghostly Temple Grandin's plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	spinning assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	miser's rosewater-soaked scorched skeleton mask	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	twirling greedy banded scorched skeleton shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	squat blinking avaricious scorched skeleton pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	lime green messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	blurry fuchsia buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	jittery pulsating Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	ghostly Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	squat Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	yellow Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	tumbling huge Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	olive Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	cyan Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	greasy energetic fireproof bonesaw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	vermiculite shield of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	wobbly executive ship's lantern	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	healthy heat-resistant harpoon pistol of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	flavorless snack-sized traditional gingerloaf	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	hand-crafted Scotch and eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	oxidized counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	hand-crafted shaking &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	snack-sized moldy wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	flattened colloidal skewed gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 56
12179	coward's occult glimmering crystal	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	olive 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	wobbly intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	double-quantum polymerized polymerized Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	enhanced non-polymerized aerosolized ghostly green wobbly Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	cold-filtered blue huge Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	dog trainer's and dress of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	beefcake's and dress of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	ionized dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	wicked dinosaur bone club	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	fortified wizardly dinosaur skull helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	double-paned lard-coated cool dinosaur bone corset	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	high-proof lousy Pork Elf cough syrup	10	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	purple Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	moldy narrow tumbling tumbling rat pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	bouncing jittery Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	avaricious vibrating personal trainer's hoverboard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	scandalous Van der Graaf left shark fin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	spinning wholesome fitness tracking bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	pickled candy bone	1		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 25
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	massive moldy discarded hot dog	7	crappy	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	weak smooth most of a beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	stale fuchsia mirror can of tuna	3	decent	
12227	rotten big alien salad	5	crappy	
12228	low-calorie stale cyan upside-down ratbatatouille	1	decent	
12229	adequate olive onigiri	4	good	
12230	normal crudit&eacute;s	3	good	
12231	tasty mirror sauced mutton	3	awesome	
12232	rotten hot honey ant	3	crappy	
12233	small flavorless jittery tomb aspic	2	decent	
12234	rotten huge huge later tots	9	crappy	
12235	rotten fancy Frutti di Scatoletta	4	crappy	Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	flavorless enchanted Pesto alla Marziano	4	decent	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	delicious cyan Arrattabbattabiata	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	snack-sized rotten huge Orzo di Riso	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	bland spinning Pasta Grimavera	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	jumbo stale Linguini Ubriacapa	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	big rotten Formica e Pepe	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	super-sized bland blinking Tubetto Gelatto	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	delicious enchanted Gnocci Domani	3	awesome	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	blinking Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	wool smartaleck's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1
12253	snack-sized yummy premium turkey leg	2	awesome	
12254	boozy hand-crafted styrofoam cup of mead	5	EPIC	
12255	tumbling steel-toed sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9
12256	maroon spinning flame-wreathed staff	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
12257	spinning lute of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	narrow lion tamer's ruddy beefcake's The Wizard's Android	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2
12261	pulsating flash paperwad	0		
12262	spinning juggling ball	0		
12263	huge frosty deadly tactical jester's cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	flimsy plastic helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
12266	frosty flimsy plastic greaves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
12267	tumbling maroon Newton's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
12268	personal trainer's flimsy plastic shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	chaotic hardy Portable Laughing Stock of horror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	gray stylish Staff of Anachronistic Churning of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25
12272	spoiled miniature classic banana	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	spoiled massive watermelon	6	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	miniature moldy quince	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	gray spinning Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	bland yellow classic banana pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	double-quantum extra-boiled narrow essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	liquefied banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	aged Aesop Daiquiri	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	acceptable weak Monkey Congress	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	flavorless watermelon pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	non-energized energized twirling concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	denatured Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	aged Melonegroni	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	smooth watered-down enchanted Melonade Spritz	2	awesome	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	moldy snack-sized quince pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	magnetized quantum skewed jittery quince quaff	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	diffused anodized jittery Quickquince	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	drinkable Quiskey Sour	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	extra-dry artisanal maroon Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	lousy pulsating Roth IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	zippy knitted underdraft protection	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	yummy soybean futures	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	Vulcanized improved shaking housing bubble	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	quantum ionized blinking narrow Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 67
12298	executive quilted financial instrument	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	cyan rosy-cheeked hedge fund clippers of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	rock-hard selling shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	ghostly bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	miser's supercool 401k ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	vacuum-sealed ionized invisible hand	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	modified Vulcanized spinning circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	enhanced tumbling mint	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	shaking pulsating homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	mixed ghostly toxic asset	1		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dehydrated blinking intangible asset	1		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	pickled liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	blue cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	acceptable Malattia Becco Malbec	4	good	
12316	blinking spinning kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"