-1	perfectly mixed Petite Porter	4	EPIC	
-2	artisanal Scrawny Stout	3	EPIC	
-3	fortified bad Infinitesimal IPA	5	decent	
-4	acceptable tumbling eggnogtini	3	good	
-5	lousy candycaine	4	decent	
-6	tolerable watered-down braincracker sweet	2	good	
-16	acceptable fermented honey	4	good	
-17	weak drinkable moons-shine	2	good	
-18	hand-crafted squat gin	3	EPIC	
-19	fancy lousy ecto-nog	4	decent	
-20	artisanal blue hot toady	3	EPIC	
-21	mediocre hot choculate	4	decent	
-49	weak smooth Cyder	2	awesome	
-50	watered-down smooth yellow Oil Nog	2	awesome	
-51	perfectly mixed squat Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	EPIC	
-58	weak bad Grimacider	2	decent	
-59	hand-crafted high-proof bouncing Isotope Nog	8	EPIC	
-60	bad watered-down Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	decent	
-70	smooth practically non-alcoholic Gin and Herring	1	awesome	
-71	watered-down perfectly mixed Black and Tan and Red All Over	2	EPIC	
-72	mediocre enchanted Antarctic Ice Tea	4	decent	
-76	tolerable practically non-alcoholic CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	1	good	
-77	weak tolerable pulsating CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	2	good	
-78	watered-down aged CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	2	awesome	
-82	acceptable extra-dry mirror Horseradish-infused Vodka	5	good	
-83	hand-crafted high-proof Jerkitini	9	EPIC	
-84	artisanal Desert Island Iced Tea	3	EPIC	
-88	drinkable upside-down Crimbo Saketini	4	good	
-89	bad pulsating Crimboku Drop	4	decent	
-90	artisanal spinning Flaming Crimbo Log	4	EPIC	
-107	weak acceptable maroon Fortified Eggnog Slurry	2	good	
-108	acceptable practically non-alcoholic ghostly Hot Buttered Rum	1	good	
-109	weak tolerable blurry Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	good