1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	wobbly seal tooth	0		
3	helmet turtle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	chaotic ravioli hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	tumbling spices	0		
9	gray spinning sharpshooter's disco mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	teal disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	squat mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	modified wobbly upside-down narrow moxie weed	1		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 40
15	modified strongness elixir	1		
16	dried bouncing magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	bland noodles	4	decent	
18	twirling tortoise's blessing	0		
19	sinister asparagus knife	0		Spell Damage: +10
20	gray Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	huge ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	shaking huge spider web	0		
28	teal really spider web	0		
29	upside-down really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	narrow seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Bjorn's Hammer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	upside-down blurry snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	wobbly gravedigger's Dolphin King's crown	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	energetic Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
36	lime green double-paned Knob Goblin tongs	0		Cold Resistance: +5
37	olive viking helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Knob Goblin pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pulsating pretty flower	0		
40	spinning shaking casino pass	0		
41	acceptable practically non-alcoholic squat ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1	good	
42	pulsating hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	mirror worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	yummy huge hot buttered roll	3	awesome	
48	blurry heart of rock and roll	0		
49	half-sized enchanted flavorless jittery bowl of cottage cheese	2	decent	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
50	purple padded Rock and Roll Legend	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	censurious stone banjo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
54	sage Disco Banjo of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	upside-down wobbly miser's Mace of the Tortoise	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	thick toothsome ghostly blurry fortune cookie	5	awesome	
62	executive oriole-feather headdress	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	shaking fuchsia action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	squat twig	0		
67	huge spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	coward's Pasta Spoon of Peril of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	skewed skewed Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	green bar skin	0		
71	coward's stakes	0		Monster Level: -20
72	savvy barskin hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	bouncing blinking barskin tent	0		
74	yellow Temple map	0		
75	mirror sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	MacGyver's stick	0		Maximum MP: +100
78	shaking pretty bouquet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	blurry fairy gravy boat	0		
81	lousy watered-down ice-cold Willer	2	decent	
82	ring	0		
83	shaking shaft	0		
84	upside-down Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	jittery meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	red helmet recipe	0		
91	tumbling pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	basic meat sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
94	basic meat pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	upside-down thinker's basic meat helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	frightening dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Spooky Damage: +5
97	mirror zippy MacGyver's pimpin' meat hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	wobbly dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	green meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	skewed sizzling deadly staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10
104	scarecrow	0		
105	moldy blurry bowl of charms	3	crappy	
106	special ketchup	1	EPIC	Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 15
107	blinking tumbling catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	maroon crossbow string	0		
110	fuchsia shaking basic meat staff of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
111	tumbling hardy basic meat crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +50
112	blinking family-friendly resourceful meatloaf helmet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	jittery chilly dripping meat sword	0		Cold Damage: +5
114	shellacked dripping meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 7
115	experienced dripping meat crossbow	0		Experience: +2
116	energetic brainy Bugfinder Blade	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	squat spring	0		
119	pulsating yellow sprocket	0		
120	tumbling cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	yellow cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	pulsating empty meat tank	0		
125	maroon full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	hale Gnollish autoplunger	0		Maximum HP: +20
128	ghostly Socratic meat pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	lard-coated third-hand nunchaku	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
130	brawny eyepatch	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	green skewed bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	purple valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	narrow dingy dinghy	0		
142	blue anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	gray spinning dinghy plans	0		
147	sharpshooter's eXtreme meat sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
148	upside-down Socratic eXtreme meat staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
149	huge veiny eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +10
150	skewed spinning mirror up-at-dawn sinister Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	ghostly Sherlock's crafty Elder Turtle Shell	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	up-at-dawn ribald Colander of Em-er'il	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	flame-retardant scorching Ancient Saucehelm	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	smartaleck's Disco 'Fro Pick of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	huge strapping El Sombrero De Lopez of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	bouncing Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wobbly wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	adequate ghuol egg	3	good	
162	diet flavorless ghuol egg quiche	1	decent	
163	hale skeleton bone	0		Maximum HP: +20
164	green smart skull	0		
165	fuchsia skewer	0		
166	red huge ghuol ears	0		
167	flavorless fancy snack-sized twirling ghuol-ear kabob	2	decent	Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 15
168	red MacGyver's bone rattle	0		Maximum MP: +100
169	narrow blurry jittery bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	huge lihc eye	0		
171	miniature flavorless lihc eye pie	2	decent	
172	lime green gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	spoiled pulsating uncooked chorizo	3	crappy	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	decent chorizo taco	3	good	
180	watered-down acceptable ice-cold fotie	2	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	pulsating blinking twirling bat wing	0		
184	upside-down briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	twirling bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	horrifying batskin belt	0		Spooky Damage: +25
192	batskin belt	0		
193	shaking birthday candle	0		
194	red Jim Carey's Mr. Accessory	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only
195	skewed skewed eXtreme nose ring of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	jittery rat appendix	0		
199	lime green curative ring	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
200	spoiled thick rat appendix kabob	5	crappy	
201	delicious half-sized bat wing kabob	2	awesome	
202	spoiled super-sized wobbly carob chunks	5	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	tiny decent carob chunk cookies	1	good	
205	huge secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	bouncing patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	inspector's brainy filthy corduroys	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	zippy filthy knitted dread sack	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	bland thick carob brownies	5	decent	
217	spoiled herb brownies	3	crappy	
218	upside-down hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	huge gnoll teeth	0		
221	Jack Frost's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	curative phat turquoise bracelet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
224	upside-down Jack Frost's eyepatch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	bland low-calorie tofu casserole	1	decent	
226	distilled mirror olive can of Red Minotaur	1	good	Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 40
227	resourceful Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Maximum MP: +50
228	stiffened Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 1
229	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
230	medical-grade dead guy's watch	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	upside-down Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	blinking Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	gray Samson's wizardly Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5
236	pulsating Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	perfectly mixed watered-down bottle of gin	2	EPIC	
238	delicious skewed bottle of vodka	3	awesome	
239	gravedigger's Lo Pan's Orcish baseball cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	maroon Annie Oakley's therapeutic Orcish cargo shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	squat pulsating Newton's Orcish frat-paddle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
242	bland thick	5	decent	
243	delicious gigantic grapefruit	10	awesome	
244	moldy squat huge grapes	3	crappy	
245	spoiled miniature wobbly olive	2	crappy	
246	spoiled pulsating tomato	3	crappy	
247	skewed maroon fermenting powder	0		
248	artisanal salty dog	3	EPIC	
249	drinkable teal ghostly bloody mary	4	good	
250	tolerable spirit-forward screwdriver	5	good	
251	drinkable watered-down twirling squat martini	2	good	
252	perfectly mixed bloody beer	3	EPIC	
253	bad weak shot of schnapps	2	decent	
254	perfectly mixed weak shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	EPIC	
255	smooth practically non-alcoholic fine wine	1	awesome	
256	hand-crafted tumbling shot of tomato schnapps	3	EPIC	
257	lousy extra-spicy bloody mary	4	decent	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	tasty bouncing White Citadel fries	3	awesome	
261	stale White Citadel burger	3	decent	
262	stale piece of wedding cake	3	decent	
263	yummy chocolate chips	3	awesome	
264	moldy miniature chocolate chip cookies	2	crappy	
265	slick satin pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	tolerable lightning	3	good	
267	dangerous mullet wig	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	savvy meat cowboy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	sword of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
270	picket fence	0		
271	denatured shaking barbell	1		
272	distilled twirling concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	compressed huge moxie weed	1		
274	twirling Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	spinning bouncing leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	twisted huge extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 15
278	denatured wobbly jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	mixed suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	narrow Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	purple beefy gasmask	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	upside-down Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	asbestos-lined walrus-tusk earring	0		Hot Resistance: +5
286	ghostly tumbling smelly ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
287	wobbly resourceful Boris's ring	0		Maximum MP: +50
288	potato sprout	0		
289	Jarlsberg's earring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
290	sharpshooter's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
291	bouncing miser's supercool can of maces	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10
292	friendly rubber axe	0		Familiar Weight: +3
293	ghostly rock-hard chef's hat of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	huge pail of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	tumbling flame-wreathed demonskin trousers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	dungeoneer's dungarees of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	cold-filtered fuchsia huge tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 56
298	pickled denatured lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 23
299	alkaline deionized double-moist purple mirror pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 69
300	frozen jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 56
301	flat dough	0		
302	normal Knob sausage	3	good	
303	half-sized flavorless Knob mushroom	2	decent	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	avaricious Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Knob Goblin harem veil of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	pickled modified Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 33
308	razor-sharp Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	mirror boxer's Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	wobbly perfumed Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Stench Resistance: +5
311	hill of beans	0		
312	tumbling ghostly Knob Goblin visor of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	blinking up-at-dawn Crown of the Goblin King	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	bite-sized decent squat bean burrito	1	good	
315	special spoiled bean burrito	3	crappy	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 20
316	flavorless diet insanely bean burrito	1	decent	
317	spoiled small bean burrito	2	crappy	
318	adequate ghostly bean burrito	3	good	
319	big flavorless special insanely bean burrito	5	decent	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 5
320	moldy big bat haggis	5	crappy	
321	decent menudo	3	good	
322	stale goat cheese	4	decent	
323	moldy super-sized plain pizza	5	crappy	
324	normal huge sausage pizza	4	good	
325	stale goat cheese pizza	3	decent	
326	flavorless low-calorie mushroom pizza	1	decent	
327	goat	0		
328	drinkable bottle of whiskey	4	good	
329	ghostly goat beard of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	fancy glass of goat's milk	1	good	Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 40
331	tolerable Canadian	3	good	
332	tasty lemon	3	awesome	
333	decent jittery lime	3	good	
334	blurry green sabre teeth of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	reassuring consolation ribbon	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
337	lime green shaking ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	polarized blurry Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 38
341	boiled Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 39
342	pulsating pulsating Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	altered wet huge Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 67
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	huge scorching ninja mask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	wobbly hot katana blade	0		
351	experienced icy-hot katana of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +20
352	lime green stanky ninja hot pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	cyan ninja stars	0		
354	skewed family-friendly therapeutic nunchaku	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
355	skewed arcane researcher's eXtreme scarf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	mirror studded snowboarder pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	ghostly Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	tasty huge gr8ps	3	awesome	
359	special bland blinking narrow t8r tots	3	decent	Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 30
360	blinking blurry miner's helmet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	narrow greasy miner's pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	coward's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Monster Level: -20
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	blinking linoleum stick	0		
368	twirling linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	skewed chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	toasty linoleum sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +5
379	fireproof stanky linoleum staff	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
380	fireproof linoleum crossbow of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
381	inspector's wholesome asbestos sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15
382	cool asbestos staff of the early riser	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +7
383	skewed shellacked asbestos crossbow of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
384	pulsating squat lightning-fast groovy chrome sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
385	narrow baleful chrome staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25
386	ghostly coward's sinister chrome crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	wobbly careful meaty helmet turtle	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	blurry asbestos helmet turtle of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	upside-down wobbly flame-retardant linoleum helmet turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	cyan Da Vinci's chrome helmet turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	mirror penguin shorts of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	veiny yakskin pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	mirror shaking hippopotamus pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	smartaleck's eXtreme mittens	0		Moxie Percent: +30
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	bouncing upside-down manspreader's swashbuckling pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	energetic shoulder parrot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
404	Samson's acoustic guitarrr	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
405	ghostly sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	bouncing personal trainer's sk8board	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	jittery flame-wreathed Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
414	mirror crowbarrr of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
415	leotarrrd of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	wobbly savvy safarrri hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	enhanced blue wobbly henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 29
418	enhanced Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 17
419	polarized super-unsweetened serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 57
420	Vulcanized galvanized tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 20
421	nitrogenated twirling philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 13
422	corrupted ionized blue potion of potency	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 49
423	improved huge green tumbling cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62
424	pickled energized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 53
425	aerosolized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 25
426	polarized anodized Vulcanized tumbling potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 12
427	shaking box of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Wiki Name: "box"
428	blurry nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	extremely unsafe clown shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 25
432	teal mirror Sherlock's bloody clown pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	perfumed balloon helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	experienced balloon sword of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	gray bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	twirling bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	twirling blue beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	twirling sizzling box-in-the-box	0		Hot Damage: +10
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	nasty box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Stench Damage: +5
448	medical-grade foolscap fool's cap	0		Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	tumbling quilted clown nose	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	huge disease	0		
453	blurry sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	bland small jumbo olive	2	decent	
456	perfectly mixed shaking dry martini	3	EPIC	
457	blinking Tesla ye olde golde frontes	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pulsating narrow pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	narrow pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	maroon skewed pixel potion	0		
467	snack-sized flavorless cyan pixel pie	2	decent	
468	lime green ruby W	0		
469	blue wussiness potion	0		
470	artisanal weak Imp Ale	2	EPIC	
471	gigantic flavorless huge hot wing	10	decent	
472	Usain Bolt's diamond-studded cane	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	olive crutch of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
474	cast	0		
475	baleful supercool mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	hardy dance instructor's infernal insoles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	cyan eldritch butterknife	0		
482	shellacked Mr. Container	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	rosy-cheeked Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	gray sinister hemp backpack	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Temple Grandin's Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
487	pulsating executive arrrgyle socks	0		Meat Drop: +40
488	squat guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	tumbling smartaleck's mesh cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	bouncing enormous belt buckle	0		
492	greasy medical-grade chaps	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	twirling ketchup hound	0		
494	sage batblade	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	toothsome fancy tiny papaya	1	awesome	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 5
499	frightening rosy-cheeked denim axe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	toothsome bouncing Elfin shortbread	4	awesome	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	diet normal skewered cat appendix	1	good	
504	evil arches	0		
505	purple clever Samson's gnatwing earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +20
506	normal Hell broth	3	good	
507	cyan strapping thunderrr guitarrr	0		Muscle: +5
508	sonata	0		
509	pulsating ghostly Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	spoiled diet Boris's key lime pie	1	crappy	
514	toothsome immense shaking Jarlsberg's key lime pie	9	awesome	
515	immense normal teal Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	7	good	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	shaking smartaleck's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	bouncing mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	twirling leaflet	0		
521	kickback cookbook of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	gray narrow rewinged stab bat	0		
524	bad papaya sling	3	decent	
525	grue egg	0		
526	spinning cyan Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	gray spinning volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	polarized double-pickled ionized red spray paint	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 17
531	special sauce glove of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	MacGyver's ladle of mystery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	fortified f3d0r4	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	huge lowercase N	0		
540	cold-filtered Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 68
541	supercool boxer's draggin' ball hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	wobbly horrifying extremely unsafe 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	normal special Trollhouse cookies	3	good	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
544	sharpshooter's clever talons	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
545	spoiled snack-sized Spam Witch sammich	2	crappy	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	bouncing 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	rotten pr0n cocktail	4	crappy	
555	gravedigger's nasty drywall axe	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
556	dance instructor's Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
557	tolerable whiskey and cola	4	good	
558	normal immense pulsating papaya taco	6	good	
559	blue razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	decent stalk of asparagus	3	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	shaking ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	drinkable Mad Train wine	4	good	
565	blurry hobo gloves of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
566	banded bum cheek	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	immense decent bouncing Double Bacon Beelzeburger	7	good	
569	enchanted adequate blurry Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4	good	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 40
570	half-sized delicious twirling Chicken Sandwich	2	awesome	
571	spinning red Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	
572	low-calorie moldy Children's Meal of the Damned	1	crappy	
573	low-calorie yummy noodles	1	awesome	
574	adequate jumbo noodles	5	good	
575	moldy painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
576	flavorless ravioli della hippy	3	decent	
577	fancy snack-sized bland pr0n m4nic0tti	2	decent	Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 50
578	toothsome Hell ramen	3	awesome	
579	spoiled boring spaghetti	4	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	small yummy fettucini Inconnu	2	awesome	
584	spoiled spaghetti with Skullheads	3	crappy	
585	enchanted normal gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	good	Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 20
586	bouncing teal hardened arcane researcher's ridiculously huge sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 3
587	frozen frozen maroon super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 33
588	mirror soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	bland gray cocoa eggshell fragment	3	decent	
590	small adequate cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	bouncing house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	wizardly amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Mysticality: +25
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	blurry nippy titanium assault umbrella	0		Cold Damage: +10
597	Mohawk wig of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	blinking stiffened pants of the Slug Lord	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	scandalous smelly Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
601	blue Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	olive Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	pulsating Gauze Immateria	0		
608	tumbling twirling Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	ghostly S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	red plot hole	0		
614	ionized polarized probability potion	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 68
615	fuchsia chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	frozen narrow Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 32
618	polymerized pulsating upside-down Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 32
619	squat nasty needle	0		Stench Damage: +5
620	warmed warmed blinking thin candle	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 27
621	cyan Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	purple ghostly awful poetry journal	0		
623	teal WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	cyan Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	eye of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	fuchsia flame-retardant furry pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	wobbly inspector's disturbing fanfic	0		Item Drop: +15
633	up-at-dawn perfumed wolf mask	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	tumbling red cool whip	0		
635	purple rock-hard paper umbrella	0		Damage Reduction: 5
636	mirror meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	purple frosty asshat of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	bland immense abominable snowcone	8	decent	
640	ghostly Ent cider	1	EPIC	
641	enchanted flavorless lime green toast	3	decent	Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 5
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	huge shaking Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	toothsome small fruitcake	2	awesome	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	olive brawny Crimbo sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	wobbly energetic Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	red razor-sharp Crimbo pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	banded exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Damage Absorption: +100
652	quantum egg	0		
653	purple intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	teal star	0		
655	olive line	0		
656	blurry star chart	0		
657	smooth star sword	0		Moxie: +15
658	beefy star crossbow	0		Muscle: +10
659	Socratic star staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
660	wobbly pulsating greedy star pants	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	energetic star hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	healthy star buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
663	star throwing star	0		
664	teal star starfish	0		
665	huge Richard's star key	0		
666	ribald Lo Pan's MacGyver's steaming evil	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10
667	twirling castle map	0		
668	spinning fuchsia occult spiked femur	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
669	yummy ghuol guolash	4	awesome	
670	olive upside-down blinking lihc face of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	hardy grave robbing shovel of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40
672	bland cyan skewed cranberries	3	decent	
673	weak acceptable vodka and cranberry	2	good	
674	weak bad whiskey	2	decent	
675	twirling fortified skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Damage Absorption: +60
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	mansplainer's badass belt	0		Monster Level: +15
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	aged watered-down roll in the hay	2	awesome	
680	practically non-alcoholic lousy slap and tickle	1	decent	
681	smooth slip 'n' slide	4	awesome	
682	tolerable a sump'm sump'm	3	good	
683	tolerable irresponsibly strong horizontal tango	10	good	
684	delicious pink pony	3	awesome	
685	reassuring manspreader's quilted Mr. Shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
686	knuckles of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
687	denatured blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 31
688	green personal trainer's pixel hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	veiny pixel pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	pixel sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
691	jittery digital key	0		
692	wobbly Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	Oprah's harem girl t-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
694	Knob Goblin elite shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
696	shellacked frilly shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7
697	mansplainer's soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Monster Level: +15
698	spinning shaking dangerous loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10
699	pulsating extremely unsafe pirate shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
700	narrow filthy hippy poncho of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
701	floral print shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
702	Jack Frost's coconut bikini top	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
703	blurry ghostly dance instructor's goth kid t-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
704	teal blurry hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	gray pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	blinking jittery ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	narrow baleful Sinatra's hamethyst earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25
712	reassuring Oprah's supercharged hamethyst necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
713	squat tumbling sizzling hamethyst bracelet of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
714	spinning censurious hamethyst ring of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
715	flame-wreathed healthy baconstone earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
716	wobbly Fonzie's slick baconstone pendant	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1
717	twirling inspector's occult baconstone bracelet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
718	spinning blinking avaricious foul-smelling supercool baconstone ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
719	double-paned porquoise eyebrow ring of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
720	twirling porquoise necklace of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
721	rosy-cheeked Sinatra's porquoise bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
722	Tesla sinister porquoise ring of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
723	normal Knoll mushroom	3	good	
724	adequate miniature mushroom	2	good	
725	tumbling one million meat pancakes	0		
726	blue blurry spinning huge mirror shard of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	twirling fishbowl	0		
730	blurry fishtank	0		
731	green fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	blurry hosed fishbowl	0		
734	wobbly olive nippy energetic wholesome makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	easter egg balloon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	blinking maroon tambourine of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
741	broken skull	0		
742	adequate super-sized Knoll shroomkabob	5	good	
743	tasty diet mushroom	1	awesome	
744	pickled activated yellow hair spray	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 64
746	blurry stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	tasty narrow warm mushroom	4	awesome	
750	super-sized adequate mushroom quesadilla	5	good	
751	rotten cool mushroom	3	crappy	
752	enchanted delicious big wobbly twirling cool mushroom casserole	5	awesome	Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 25
753	adequate huge jittery pointy mushroom	8	good	
754	adequate miniature cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	good	
755	decent super-sized green mushroom	5	good	
756	miniature delicious green mushroom	2	awesome	
757	rotten mushroom	3	crappy	
758	bland blinking jittery ghost cucumber	4	decent	
759	narrow dill	0		
760	squat vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	boozy tolerable special upside-down especially salty dog	5	good	Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 40
763	twirling ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	rotten spectral pickle	3	crappy	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	spinning ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	polymerized cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 65
768	shaking studded spork	0		Damage Absorption: +80
769	gray Lo Pan's voodoo doll	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
770	shellacked basic meat fez of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	occult foon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
773	ghostly foul-smelling sinister basic meat spork	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10
774	double-paned wholesome basic meat foon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	wobbly lard-coated kneecapping stick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
777	yellow rosewater-soaked iron pasta spoon	0		Stench Resistance: +3
778	support cummerbund of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
779	bouncing Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	activated triple-vacuum-sealed mafia aria	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 29
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	drinkable bouncing Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	red skewed raffle ticket	0		
786	moldy small bouncing strawberry	2	crappy	
787	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bottle of rum	1	decent	
788	lousy narrow strawberry daiquiri	3	decent	
789	hand-crafted rum and cola	3	EPIC	
790	bad ghostly grog	3	decent	
791	healthy Mafia bow tie of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	razor-sharp Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only
793	modified unsweetened upside-down blurry oil of stability	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 58
794	warmed triple-dry oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 38
795	practically non-alcoholic delicious blinking Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	aromatic careful therapeutic cement shoes	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	perfectly mixed huge rockin' wagon	3	EPIC	
798	high-proof tolerable ghostly ocean motion	6	good	
799	watered-down fancy artisanal fuzzbump	2	EPIC	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 15
800	stale immense poutine	6	decent	
801	flavorless Knob stir-fry	3	decent	
804	moldy mirror Knoll stir-fry	3	crappy	
805	bland stir-fry	4	decent	
806	moldy asparagus stir-fry	3	crappy	
807	half-sized normal olive stir-fry	2	good	
808	normal Knob sausage stir-fry	3	good	
809	moldy bat wing stir-fry	4	crappy	
810	adequate immense rat appendix stir-fry	10	good	
811	adequate tofu stir-fry	3	good	
812	miniature decent pr0n stir-fry	2	good	
813	spoiled Knob shells	4	crappy	
814	toothsome bätzle	3	awesome	
815	flavorless snack-sized enchanted ratini	2	decent	Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
816	diet spoiled Knob stroganoff	1	crappy	
817	stale bite-sized menudo ravioli	1	decent	
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	lime green swirly potion	0		
821	shaking bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	shaking cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	spinning fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	gray huge murky potion	0		
828	wobbly maroon baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	rotten small royal jelly	2	crappy	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	shaking wool vorpal blade	0		Cold Resistance: +1
834	Jack Frost's cornuthaum of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	ring of aggravate monster of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
836	normal squat mind flayer corpse	4	good	
837	tolerable tumbling Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	spinning executive sharpshooter's Mafia stogie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	lousy Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	personal trainer's Mafia violin case of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	bad fancy boozy tomato daiquiri	5	decent	Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
842	perfectly mixed high-proof beertini	10	EPIC	
843	fortified hand-crafted salty slug	5	EPIC	
844	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed papaya slung	1	EPIC	
845	brainy MAHI fez	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	pulsating hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	ghostly Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	squat many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	tumbling tumbling shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	blurry balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	lime green shock collar	0		
857	wobbly moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	shaking skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	tumbling narrow stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	blue lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	activated pickled pine tar	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 29
869	forest tears	0		
870	double-paned fetus-smashing club	0		Cold Resistance: +5
871	skewed meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	jittery spinning rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	curative crazy bastard sword of the overflowing toilet of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
876	miser's inspector's incredibly dense meat gem of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +7
877	cyan Talisman of Baio of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
878	cool hypnodisk	0		Moxie: +5
879	super-modified improved denatured olive bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 21
880	ghostly disbelief suspenders of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
881	supportive bra of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
882	gray tumbling Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	ghostly huge maple syrup	1	EPIC	
884	los chinos of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	purple wicked axe	0		Spell Damage: +5
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	upside-down maple leaf	0		
889	greasy balaclava	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	special rotten half-sized balaclava baklava	2	crappy	Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 40
891	flame-retardant Warehouse 23 bling	0		Hot Resistance: +1
892	flame-retardant Sinatra's bugbear-smiting sword of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
893	acceptable practically non-alcoholic lumbering jack	1	good	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	teal Ms. Accessory of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
896	rosewater-soaked chaotic Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
897	jittery coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	jittery custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	blue smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	artisanal Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	fireproof Socratic school Mafia knickerbockers of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	deionized polymerized Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 42
906	super-denatured dry tumbling spinning Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 26
907	aerosolized liquefied twirling Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
908	aerosolized blinking Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 29
909	frozen Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 51
910	half-sized moldy dwarf bread	2	crappy	
911	irradiated colloidal Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 53
912	diffused huge pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 35
913	super-concentrated electrified bouncing kobold	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 60
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	jittery yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	olive electrified sage intergalactic pom poms	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
917	ghostly Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	narrow jittery beefy Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	family-friendly Radio Free Pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	gray sinister Radio Free Foil	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	flavorless gigantic blue radio button candy	9	decent	
922	resourceful severed rocking horse head	0		Maximum MP: +50
923	red broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	yellow crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	cyan dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	chilled Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 15
927	fancy tolerable Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	good	Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
928	studded fuzzy bracelets	0		Damage Absorption: +80
929	Sherlock's arse-shooting crossbow	0		Item Drop: +25
931	smooth blurry spiced rum	3	awesome	
932	drinkable eggnog	4	good	
933	stale pulsating candy cane	3	decent	
934	yummy bouncing fuchsia gingerbread bugbear	3	awesome	
935	personal trainer's imitation nice watch	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	yellow Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	wobbly menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	plastic sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	upside-down small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	blurry Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	inspector's bowler	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	coward's hardened bow staff	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	cyan grievous bowlegged pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	strong smooth martini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	practically non-alcoholic mediocre grogtini	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	perfectly mixed strong cherry bomb	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	frosty hockey mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	upside-down penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	spinning maroon orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	fez of etymology of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	stale squat carob chunk noodles	3	decent	
957	spoiled squat chorizo brownies	3	crappy	
958	half-sized adequate chocolate and tomato pizza	2	good	
959	bouncing flange	0		
960	red clockwork key	0		
961	mirror silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	spinning velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	spinning up-at-dawn manspreader's plastic seal clubber	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +5
964	huge coward's plastic turtle tamer of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -20, Candy Drop: +100
965	foul-smelling plastic pastamancer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10
966	squat clever medical-grade plastic sauceror	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
967	twirling chaotic extremely unsafe plastic disco bandit	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
968	Fonzie's plastic accordion thief of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4
969	plastic mosquito of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
970	plastic leprechaun of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
971	jittery mansplainer's plastic levitating potato	0		Monster Level: +15
972	green wholesome plastic angry goat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
973	sinister plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Spell Damage: +10
974	therapeutic plastic fuzzy dice	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
975	plastic pirate skeleton of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
976	pulsating Rosewater's plastic barrrnacle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
977	extremely unsafe plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
978	plastic stab bat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
979	cyan fortified plastic grue	0		Damage Absorption: +60
980	curative plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
981	foul-smelling plastic ghuol whelp	0		Stench Damage: +10
982	pulsating Jim Carey's plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Monster Level: +25
983	twirling ghostly plastic cocoabo of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
984	friendly plastic star starfish	0		Familiar Weight: +3
985	plastic ghost pickle on a stick of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
986	plastic killer bee of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
987	Fonzie's plastic Cheshire bat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
988	up-at-dawn plastic coffee pixie	0		Adventures: +5
989	narrow plastic bitchin' meatcar of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
990	beefcake's plastic hermit	0		Muscle: +25
991	jittery tumbling inspector's shellacked plastic Boris	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: 20
992	blurry Da Vinci's Newton's plastic Jarlsberg of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Critical Hit Percent: +15
993	wobbly bouncing smelly scorching plastic Sneaky Pete of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
994	brainy plastic Susie	0		Mysticality: +5
995	normal blinking Lucky Surprise Egg	3	good	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	spinning maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	wool Xlyinia's notebook	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1003	jittery soda water	0		
1004	practically non-alcoholic smooth skewed bottle of tequila	1	awesome	
1005	perfectly mixed high-proof boxed wine	7	EPIC	
1006	stale cherry	3	decent	
1007	upside-down coconut shell of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	Jack Frost's ice cubes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1009	perfectly mixed vodka martini	4	EPIC	
1010	high-proof acceptable whiskey and soda	7	good	
1011	acceptable monkey wrench	3	good	
1012	perfectly mixed weak tequila sunrise	2	EPIC	
1013	weak acceptable margarita	2	good	
1014	irresponsibly strong artisanal strawberry wine	9	EPIC	
1015	smooth fancy upside-down wine spritzer	4	awesome	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 35
1016	acceptable perpendicular hula	4	good	
1017	spirit-forward delicious ducha de oro	5	awesome	
1018	acceptable calle de miel	4	good	
1019	bad weak lime green dry vodka martini	2	decent	
1020	hand-crafted mirror old-fashioned	4	EPIC	
1021	tolerable tequila with training wheels	4	good	
1022	drinkable special sangria	4	good	Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 20
1023	lousy practically non-alcoholic vesper	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	high-proof mediocre twirling bodyslam	8	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	mediocre sangria del diablo	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	lion tamer's hippo whip	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1030	purple mansplainer's penguin whip	0		Monster Level: +15
1031	narrow yak whip of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1032	blinking narrow fuchsia Temple Grandin's gnauga hide whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1035	spinning tumbling Da Vinci's penguin skin buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1036	squat yakskin buckler of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1037	beefcake's gnauga hide buckler	0		Muscle: +25
1038	anodized double-energized olive Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 54
1040	green Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	drinkable irresponsibly strong beer	9	good	
1042	spinning smartaleck's string of beads	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1043	cyan asbestos-lined string of beads	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1044	string of beads of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1045	occult plastic bottle opener	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1046	lightning-fast traffic cone	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	delicious gray N. O. Beer	4	awesome	
1048	denatured blurry wobbly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 15
1049	twisted oyster egg	1		
1050	boiled mirror wobbly oyster egg	1		
1051	squat plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	twisted upside-down oyster egg	1		
1053	dehydrated oyster egg	1		
1054	twisted green oyster egg	1		
1055	ghostly plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	modified tumbling puce oyster egg	1		
1057	twisted spinning puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 30
1058	twisted skewed narrow puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	diluted bouncing skewed mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	diluted blue mirror mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	boiled narrow narrow green mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	tumbling spinning lime green shaking mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	twisted oyster egg	1		
1065	dried oyster egg	1		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 45
1066	twisted ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 25
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	vaporized skewed oyster egg	1		
1069	distilled olive oyster egg	1		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 5
1070	mixed olive blurry oyster egg	1		
1071	spinning plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	modified blurry skewed off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	vaporized skewed narrow off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	distilled off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	skewed off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	pickled twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 35
1077	dehydrated bouncing jittery oyster egg	1		
1078	dried squat pulsating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 30
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	narrow narrow oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	narrow personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	squat clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	skewed clockwork sphere	0		
1095	spinning deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	auspicious clockwork hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	clockwork trench coat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1099	upside-down strapping clockwork pants	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	grievous gnauga hide chaps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	fuchsia unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	maroon Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	shaking clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	mirror blurry clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	narrow skewed tasket	0		
1116	narrow lime green annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	ghostly sizzling Socratic Stupid University Diploma of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +10
1118	red pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	skewed beefcake's halfberd	0		Muscle: +25
1124	jittery small glove	0		
1125	rosewater-soaked ribald glove of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
1126	upside-down toothpick of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1127	bouncing perfumed ninja sword	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1128	blue teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	sequined fez of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	upside-down star shirt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	wet oxidized eyeliner	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 24
1136	corrupted energized lipstick	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 61
1137	bicycle chain of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +60
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	perfectly mixed mirror mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1140	bad strong icy mushroom wine	5	decent	
1141	weak hand-crafted fancy mushroom wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 45
1142	acceptable pointy mushroom wine	4	good	
1143	drinkable irresponsibly strong pulsating flat mushroom wine	9	good	
1144	strong drinkable green cool mushroom wine	5	good	
1145	smooth upside-down gray knob mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1146	hand-crafted watered-down knoll mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1147	triple-distilled artisanal mushroom wine	6	EPIC	
1148	mediocre teal shot of flower schnapps	3	decent	
1149	decent flower petal pie	3	good	
1150	smooth weak bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2	awesome	
1151	Temple Grandin's beefcake's discarded plastic fork	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +7
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	spoiled Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4	crappy	
1154	dehydrated Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 30
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	wholeberd of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1158	deionized dry Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 54
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	hardy irate sombrero	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	blinking pile of candy	0		
1162	triple-pressed frozen maroon handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 18
1163	cold-filtered blinking marzipan skull	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 26
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	squat hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	ghostly plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	wobbly coffin	0		
1172	jittery asbestos box	0		
1173	jittery yellow linoleum box	0		
1174	spinning spinning chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	mirror refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	ghostly daisy	0		
1180	bouncing potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	green Venus flytrap	0		
1183	tumbling all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	huge gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	ghostly lotus	0		
1189	mirror can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	mirror ghuol whelp	0		
1192	ghostly zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	upside-down stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	wobbly yeti	0		
1197	spinning Mob Penguin	0		
1198	twirling sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	shaking bugbear	0		
1200	adequate enchanted mugcake	3	good	Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 30
1201	rotten urinal cake	3	crappy	
1202	moldy Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	crappy	
1203	low-calorie adequate enchanted personalized birthday cake	1	good	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 50
1204	flavorless immense enchanted three-tiered wedding cake	9	decent	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 35
1205	tasty babycakes	4	awesome	
1206	flavorless velvet cake	3	decent	
1207	rotten snack-sized squat congratulatory cake	2	crappy	
1208	tasty snack-sized blinking angel-food cake	2	awesome	
1209	tasty devil's-food cake	3	awesome	
1210	decent enchanted birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4	good	Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 50
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	teal heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	blinking blue anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	mirror Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	mirror thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	olive mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Oprah's Mr. Balloon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1221	wobbly balloon	0		
1222	quilted Mr. Eh?	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only
1224	spinning greasy padded personal trainer's steel shillelagh	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1225	zippy Temple Grandin's savvy steel skullcap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	dance instructor's personal trainer's steel solitaire of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1227	shaking scorching Lo Pan's steel scarf of the blizzard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
1228	bouncing fireproof mansplainer's smooth steel slacks	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	mirror inspector's double-paned lion tamer's steel suspenders	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
1230	fireproof energetic cool pikestaff	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
1231	auspicious supercharged sinister pith helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	ghostly red Sherlock's coward's weightlifter's pocketwatch	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
1233	rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's pinky ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1234	clever hardy veiny pants	0		Maximum HP: 60, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	skewed skewed scorching pendant of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	crafty Da Vinci's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	spinning iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	bouncing carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	blurry deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	twirling toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	squat ghostly Glass Balls of the Goblin King of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1245	lion tamer's Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
1246	jittery Jack Frost's rib of the Bonerdagon of the sewer of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	resourceful grievous Bonerdagon necklace of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1249	Lo Pan's Boss Bat britches	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	smelly groovy Boss Bat bling	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1251	bland squat fuchsia Knob shroomkabob	3	decent	
1252	diet spoiled shroomkabob	1	crappy	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	spoiled blinking jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1255	stale blue jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1256	adequate insanely jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1257	toothsome enchanted rat scrapple	3	awesome	Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 35
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	blue tumbling traffic cone of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	mixed Hatorade	1		
1262	blue quilted off-hand balloon of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	bouncing box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	jumbo spoiled gloomy mushroom	5	crappy	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	twirling ebony wand	0		
1270	cyan pulsating huge hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	experienced magic lamp	0		Experience: +2
1274	dehydrated mirror Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 40
1275	supercool basic meat skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	watered-down artisanal Otorian Battle Scar	2	EPIC	
1277	stylish basic meat kilt	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	squat dance instructor's meat skirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	squat meat kilt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	groovy penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	penguinskin mini-kilt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	Annie Oakley's yakskin skirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	shaking yakskin kilt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	mirror slick hippopotamus skirt	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	spinning greasy hippopotamus kilt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	scorching furry skirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	maroon upside-down smooth furry kilt	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	gnauga hide skirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	foul-smelling gnauga hide kilt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	activated blurry wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 33
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	smooth ring of adornment	0		Moxie: +15
1294	Annie Oakley's wizardly ring of increase damage	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1295	blinking mansplainer's ring of gain strength	0		Monster Level: +15
1296	ring of resistance of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1297	olive ring of fire resistance of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1298	rock-hard ring of conflict	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
1299	flame-wreathed pirate hook	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1300	huge studded monster bait	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
1301	oxidized dry deodorant	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 26
1302	electrified alkaline reodorant	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 54
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	upside-down doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	wool traffic cone of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	squat attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	maroon spinning funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	mirror comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	teal inspector's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
1313	skewed thinker's Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	rose-colored glasses	0		Item Drop: +5
1316	wobbly facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	cyan plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	immense moldy huge questionable taco	9	crappy	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	ghostly red petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	Jeselnik's time helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	time trousers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	asbestos-lined time sword	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	aromatic Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	squat Cloaca-Cola shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1328	stylish Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	tumbling rock-hard Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1330	supercharged Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	smelly Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	mirror Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	ghostly Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	jittery Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	jittery Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	twirling twirling executive Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	narrow olive zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	pressed modified Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 44
1345	extra-anodized Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	cold-filtered non-oxidized oxidized Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 18
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	jittery empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	blinking 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	aromatic pinky ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1352	bad redrum	3	decent	
1353	tumbling ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	spoiled bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	mediocre watered-down narrow blinking blue Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	decent	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	jittery ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	pulsating toasty disembodied smile	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	squat rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	snack-sized bland tofurkey leg	2	decent	
1366	moldy miniature tofurkey gravy	2	crappy	
1367	thick normal herbal stuffing	5	good	
1368	miniature flavorless narrow can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	decent	
1369	small rotten yams	2	crappy	
1370	sage rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1371	blue dog trainer's gingham blouse	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1372	sage souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	skewed Annie Oakley's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	tumbling energetic plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	huge blinking wholesome plastic Crimbo elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	Sinatra's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	extremely unsafe plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	alkaline corrupted squat chocolate	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	skewed upside-down length of string	0		
1384	shaking googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	upside-down kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	dog trainer's shellacked duck-on-a-string	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	red doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	narrow toy train of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	skewed baleful marionette	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	sock monkey of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	blinking occult rag doll	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	foul-smelling can of fake snow	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	cyan greedy colored-light "necklace"	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	squat occult tree skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	tasty bite-sized wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	awesome	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	decent bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	decent tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	lion tamer's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	ionized wet jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	non-irradiated upside-down mirror snowcone	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	energized triple-adjusted wobbly snowcone	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	electrified snowcone	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	activated enhanced tumbling snowcone	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	dry snowcone	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	upside-down dog trainer's traffic cone of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	upside-down blue iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	careful ice sickle of incineration	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	fireproof ice baby	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	mirror toasty ice pick	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	blinking skewed veiny savvy ice skates	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	normal miniature grue egg omelette	2	good	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	shaking pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	miniature spoiled mirror mushroom	2	crappy	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	shaking useless powder	0		
1438	extra-galvanized alkaline electrified olive twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 27
1439	frozen hot powder	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 36
1440	oxidized dry corrupted fuchsia powder	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 38
1441	improved powder	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 15
1442	aerosolized concentrated stench powder	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 62
1443	altered frozen sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 27
1444	unsweetened twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 35
1445	denatured corrupted blinking hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 16
1446	polymerized concentrated nuggets	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 60
1447	non-deionized nuggets	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 20
1448	denatured galvanized stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 67
1449	frozen dry sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 20
1450	vaporized twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 15
1451	powdered wobbly hot wad	1		
1452	denatured blurry wad	1		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 45
1453	compressed narrow purple wad	1		
1454	vaporized narrow stench wad	1		
1455	modified sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	ghostly Goth Giant	0		
1458	spoiled Valentine's Day cake	3	crappy	
1459	mirror arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	lime green jittery velvet box	0		
1461	tumbling squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	ghostly salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	wobbly upside-down bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	twirling bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	ghostly sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	blurry bouncing goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	ghostly bouncing plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	squat salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	olive football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	upside-down chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	cyan pulsating union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	bouncing paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	flame-retardant groovy rabbit's foot	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1486	pulsating massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	huge hang glider	0		
1488	spinning March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	mirror family-friendly healthy chopsticks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1491	jittery boxer's rice bowl	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1492	narrow ninja mop of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1493	banded ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7
1494	anodized warmed sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	narrow Socratic traffic cone of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	lousy high-proof gray gloomy mushroom wine	9	decent	
1497	smooth mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	mirror whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	polarized cold-filtered green explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	bouncing rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	quantum skewed snowcone	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	tumbling ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	drinkable teal calle de miel with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	bad distilled enchanted rockin' wagon with a fly in it	5	decent	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	weak drinkable perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	weak bad slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	toasty fake hand	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	altered wobbly Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	twisted ghostly Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 20
1514	compressed twirling Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	distilled blue Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 20
1516	narrow KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	rock-hard banded Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 5
1521	pulsating blue Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	lard-coated ruddy Radio Free Jersey	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	ghostly skewed diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	Jack Frost's corkscrew of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	huge fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	blinking cool grass skirt	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	rosewater-soaked grass hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	Socratic grass blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	narrow green raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	wobbly smartaleck's sparkly engagement ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	wizardly beefy Grimacite goggles	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	hardened Grimacite glaive of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	jittery avaricious Grimacite greaves of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	censurious personal trainer's Grimacite garter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	bouncing boxer's Grimacite galoshes of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	huge wobbly lion tamer's dance instructor's Grimacite gorget	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	wobbly arcane researcher's Grimacite guayabera	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	narrow fireproof nippy Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1548	blue Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of dire peril of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1549	bouncing MSG	0		
1550	narrow blinking green family-friendly second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1551	artisanal enchanted green squat tumbling bottle of Domesticated Turkey	4	EPIC	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30
1552	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of Definit	1	decent	
1553	strong acceptable bottle of Calcutta Emerald	5	good	
1554	acceptable bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	good	
1555	drinkable bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	good	
1556	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed boxed champagne	1	EPIC	
1557	flavorless bite-sized kumquat	1	decent	
1558	bland blurry tangerine	3	decent	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	stale cocktail onion	3	decent	
1561	flavorless jumbo raspberry	5	decent	
1562	stale snack-sized mirror kiwi	2	decent	
1563	lousy whiskey bittersweet	4	decent	
1564	delicious narrow mimosette	4	awesome	
1565	artisanal twirling tequila sunset	3	EPIC	
1566	bad zmobie	4	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	high-proof hand-crafted blinking gin and tonic	7	EPIC	
1568	watered-down perfectly mixed spinning gray vodka and tonic	2	EPIC	
1569	special artisanal huge vodka gibson	3	EPIC	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 35
1570	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted jittery gibson	8	EPIC	
1571	lousy parisian cathouse	3	decent	
1572	bad blurry rabbit punch	3	decent	
1573	spirit-forward aged fancy caipifruta	5	awesome	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 5
1574	lousy strong tumbling teqiwila	5	decent	
1575	lousy practically non-alcoholic Divine	1	decent	
1576	tolerable Gordon Bennett	3	good	
1577	bad weak tangarita	2	decent	
1578	weak hand-crafted mandarina colada	2	super ultra EPIC	
1579	bad extra-dry green gimlet	5	decent	
1580	aged irresponsibly strong brick road	6	awesome	
1581	acceptable vodka stratocaster	3	good	
1582	boozy aged pulsating Neuromancer	5	awesome	
1583	enchanted mediocre prussian cathouse	4	decent	Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 30
1584	perfectly mixed fortified Mae West	5	EPIC	
1585	artisanal Mon Tiki	3	EPIC	
1586	drinkable shaking teqiwila slammer	3	good	
1587	gigantic delicious Knob lo mein	6	awesome	
1588	adequate tumbling asparagus lo mein	3	good	
1589	stale small Knoll lo mein	2	decent	
1590	stale lo mein	3	decent	
1591	toothsome olive lo mein	3	awesome	
1592	thick normal hot hi mein	5	good	
1593	adequate lime green spinning hi mein	4	good	
1594	decent hi mein	4	good	
1595	adequate half-sized blinking hi mein	2	good	
1596	small special flavorless jittery sleazy hi mein	2	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 50
1597	crafty Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	upside-down Senior LAAAAME merit badge of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	perfectly mixed bouncing tangarita with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1601	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	EPIC	
1602	artisanal boozy prussian cathouse with a fly in it	5	EPIC	
1603	spirit-forward mediocre Mae West with a fly in it	5	decent	
1604	mixed astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	skewed delectable catalyst	0		
1606	pickled ultimate wad	1		
1607	dry lime green libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 68
1608	ionized non-concentrated cyan eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 25
1609	electrified perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 39
1610	triple-vacuum-sealed squat eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 28
1611	denatured huge potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 57
1612	quantum electrified concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 43
1613	huge Tesla coffin lid	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1614	wobbly satin shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1615	tumbling miser's Cerebral Cloche	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	blue stylish Cerebral Culottes	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	vibrating rosy-cheeked Cerebral Crossbow of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	squat ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	altered quadruple-dry moist jittery skewed astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	fuchsia badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	non-moist deionized blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	aerosolized dry green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	diffused orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	double-colloidal purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	deionized corrupted irradiated pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	raspberry beret of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	gray educational pixel shield	0		Experience: +1
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	spinning lime green Spanish fly	0		
1634	strong acceptable around the world	5	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	blinking Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	unsweetened galvanized lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 15
1638	concentrated pressed lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 62
1639	frozen alkaline squat lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 20
1640	aerosolized lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 22
1641	concentrated lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 62
1642	lousy strong skewed gray Grimacite Bock	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	bland tumbling wedge of gray cheese	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	miniature spoiled foie gras	2	crappy	
1652	double-activated candy brain	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	flame-wreathed smooth jewel-eyed wizard hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	Jeselnik's lion tamer's wad of Crovacite	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25
1655	spinning inspector's foul-smelling collar	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	tumbling blinking onion shurikens	0		
1658	purple Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	red pulsating Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	lard-coated Radio KoL Keychain	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1662	maroon tumbling slick Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Moxie: +10
1663	Herculean Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1664	bouncing vibrating Radio KoL Maracas	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1665	mirror shaking blinking prompt Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Adventures: +3
1666	miser's Radio KoL Patch	0		Meat Drop: +10
1667	up-at-dawn Cat-Herding Prod	0		Adventures: +5
1668	star boomerang of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1669	teal star stiletto of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	spinning tumbling Lo Pan's grave robbing shovel of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1674	up-at-dawn superhero mask	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	fuchsia wobbly bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	jittery skewed pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	Jeselnik's Rosewater's sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25
1680	twirling hardened staff of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100
1681	sinister brawny bubblewrap sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10
1682	rosewater-soaked savvy bubblewrap staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
1683	shaking beefy bubblewrap crossbow of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20
1684	executive avaricious styrofoam sword	0		Meat Drop: 70
1685	skewed friendly styrofoam staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3
1686	auspicious styrofoam crossbow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	knitted occult crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
1689	Annie Oakley's ribbon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	scandalous Jack Frost's discarded bottlecap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	frosty therapeutic discarded torn-up glove	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	magnetized huge salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 51
1693	aerosolized wobbly eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 17
1694	modified ghostly huge Frogade	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 61
1695	irradiated corrupted tumbling papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
1696	moldy royal jelly taco	3	crappy	
1697	adequate tofu taco	3	good	
1698	flavorless jumping bean taco	3	decent	
1699	decent jumbo jittery catgut taco	5	good	
1700	tiny moldy goat cheese taco	1	crappy	
1701	stale skewed green pr0n taco	3	decent	
1702	energized galvanized wobbly alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 32
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	purple shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	double-paned scorching sword of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
1707	bouncing chilly forbidden supercool flypaper staff	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5
1708	horrifying ruddy grease gun of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25
1709	bouncing Annie Oakley's beefy sword of static of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: 35
1710	perfumed sharpshooter's strapping wiffle-flail	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
1711	wool Jim Carey's shellacked bubble bauble bow	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
1712	wobbly studded beefcake's Frost™ brand sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Candy Drop: +100
1713	curative squeaky staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1714	avaricious hardened can cannon of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100
1715	ghostly Usain Bolt's starchy sword	0		Initiative: +80
1716	brainy starchy staff	0		Mysticality: +5
1717	maroon rock-hard starchy crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1718	frosty curative pestoblade	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1719	squat zippy experienced poutine pole	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +20
1720	sage curdflinger of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
1721	bouncing avaricious inspector's muculent machete	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30
1722	purple pulsating Lo Pan's crafty glistening staff	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1723	cyan careful sage repeating crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
1725	jittery skewed bigger stick	0		
1726	blue spinning sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	ghostly sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	tumbling curative dense meat sword	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1729	razor-sharp dense meat staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1730	wool dense meat crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1731	bouncing scandalous therapeutic Spirit Precipice of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1732	upside-down knitted vibrating dangerous smoldering staff	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
1733	pulsating studded hot cross bow of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1734	stiffened sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
1735	greedy smelly dangerous meatspout staff	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1736	skewed zippy gravedigger's therapeutic carob cannon	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1737	skewed frightening steel-toed stylish shuddersword	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +5
1738	ghostly up-at-dawn toasty Herculean hairy staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
1739	ribald grievous cool projectile icemaker	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
1740	stanky hale stiffened buffalo blade	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1741	nippy brainy cheesestick	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +10
1742	wool toasty potato pistol	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
1743	sharpshooter's savory sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1744	fuchsia blurry savory staff of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1745	thinker's savory crossbow	0		Mysticality: +10
1746	knitted dance instructor's Super Magic Power Sword X of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3
1747	sizzling sharpshooter's soylent staff	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
1748	ruddy goulauncher of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1749	red wobbly defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	stanky Gnollish pie server	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1751	Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Item Drop: +5
1752	deadly Knob Goblin spatula	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1753	pulsating frosty jack flapper	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1754	supercharged filthy pestle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1755	knitted Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1756	fortified huge spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1757	skewed jittery pizza cutter of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1758	green squat star spatula of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1759	perfumed foon of fulmination of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
1760	bouncing blurry educational foon of frigidity of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1
1761	wobbly grievous beefy foon of foulness	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1762	extremely unsafe foon of fearfulness of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15
1763	censurious foon of fleshiness of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	wobbly teal Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	upside-down pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	rotten fricasseed brains	4	crappy	
1770	adequate brains casserole	4	good	
1771	supercool butcherknife	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1772	twirling perfumed corn holder	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1773	eggbeater of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1774	artisanal bottle of popskull	3	EPIC	
1775	supercharged dishrag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1776	spoiled stale baguette	4	crappy	
1777	blinking leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	adequate skewed dinner	3	good	
1779	bouncing spinning greasy katana	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1780	savvy ram stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1781	ghostly healthy enchantlers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	skewed ram-battering staff of incineration of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60
1783	yummy miniature crazy Turkish delight	2	awesome	
1784	Jim Carey's Snow Queen Crown of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	scorching ga-ga radio of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	adjusted frozen bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 30
1788	shaking unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed Ram's Face Lager	4	EPIC	
1791	upside-down skewed lime green ram horns	0		
1792	blinking fireproof coward's Travoltan trousers of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	bouncing grievous pool cue of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15
1794	denatured oxidized handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 33
1795	spinning sinister Counterclockwise Watch	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	cyan misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	narrow pile of animal bones	0		
1799	narrow animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	shaking pulsating lime green animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	squat second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	squat bouncing fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	pulsating seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	purple first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	pulsating second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	blinking gray eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	maroon fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	olive fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	cyan sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	lime green jittery first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	skewed skewed third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	cyan fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	jittery tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	twirling left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	twirling left ninth rib	0		
1848	pulsating left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	maroon spinning right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	huge right sixth rib	0		
1857	lime green right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	wobbly right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	mirror left scapula	0		
1865	upside-down right scapula	0		
1866	ghostly left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	shaking left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	teal left ulna	0		
1873	squat right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	mirror right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	bouncing right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	blurry right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	cyan left second front claw	0		
1884	ghostly left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	upside-down right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	ghostly left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	cyan right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	upside-down upside-down right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	lime green tumbling wobbly 1-ball of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1901	narrow miser's supercharged 2-ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10
1902	purple dangerous groovy 3-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10
1903	gray nippy wholesome 4-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
1904	nasty sinister 5-ball	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
1905	mirror curative savvy 6-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1906	7-ball of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1907	shaking 8-ball	0		
1910	upside-down MacGyver's clockwork sword of vim and vigor of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1911	fireproof scandalous Lo Pan's clockwork staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
1912	knitted wholesome clockwork crossbow of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	skewed wallet	0		
1918	spinning coin purse	0		
1919	wobbly English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	fuchsia bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	purple frosty wakizashi	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1922	lime green gob of wet hair	0		
1923	blinking roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	spinning tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	ghostly KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	upside-down scary death orb	0		
1928	ghostly tuning fork	0		
1929	energetic greaves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	personal trainer's helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	purple avaricious fireproof spear	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Breakable
1932	extremely unsafe shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Breakable
1933	Jack Frost's pitchfork	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1934	broken sword	0		Item Drop: +5
1935	snarling wolf shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Synergetic
1936	lime green beefy lupine sword	0		Muscle: +10, Synergetic
1937	rock-hard snake shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Synergetic
1938	lime green serpentine sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	twirling chilly MacGyver's arcane researcher's 9-ball	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5
1941	gray squat zippy wicked seal pendant	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	weightlifter's turtle brooch of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	friendly noodle ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	thinker's saucepan earring of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	Newton's brawny disco ball pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	wobbly bouncing greedy friendly accordion pin	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	foul-smelling brainy worn tophat	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	fuchsia clever veiny tap shoes	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1949	spoiled Manetwich	4	crappy	
1950	shaking yellow bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	hand-crafted bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	EPIC	
1952	rotten diet desiccated apricot	1	crappy	
1953	delicious watered-down flute of flat champagne	2	awesome	
1954	small spoiled dehydrated caviar	2	crappy	
1955	fuchsia styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	hand-crafted high-proof snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	9	EPIC	
1957	huge quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	yellow can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	nitrogenated deionized bouncing Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 67
1963	mirror dance card	0		
1964	olive skewed opera mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	tumbling bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	wobbly personal trainer's Amulet of Yendor of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	mirror bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	narrow spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	smooth shrimp fork of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	narrow gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	purple gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	fuchsia astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	ghostly hand turkey	0		
1984	mirror tumbling snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	shaking undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	blurry squat angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	squat rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	shaking cyan rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	fuchsia rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	lime green upside-down heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	pulsating fuchsia Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	cyan Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	narrow Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	pulsating Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	cyan Roo trading card	0		
2009	tumbling Woldo trading card	0		
2010	blinking jittery The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	tumbling Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	upside-down spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	upside-down upside-down blue cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	normal snack-sized cherry pie	2	good	
2021	small rotten yellow ghostly strawberry pie	2	crappy	
2022	half-sized moldy bouncing lemon meringue pie	2	crappy	
2023	huge Genalen™ Bottle	1	crappy	
2024	flavorless ghostly mixed wildflower greens	4	decent	
2025	flavorless handful of walnuts	4	decent	
2026	normal half-sized skewed ghostly nutty organic salad	2	good	
2027	flavorless bouncing super salad	4	decent	
2028	half-sized stale tofu wonton	2	decent	
2029	bouncing hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	mirror hardy forbidden Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2031	blue reassuring didgeridooka	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2032	mirror chaotic bullet-proof corduroys of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	supercool round sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2034	dance instructor's wicker shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2035	lime green Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	chilled chilled blue radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 47
2037	chilled modified bouncing wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 65
2038	denatured ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 18
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	big yummy purple brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5	awesome	
2046	immense flavorless blue narrow frat brats	7	decent	
2047	half-sized flavorless knob ka-bobs	2	decent	
2049	lousy spirit-forward can of Swiller	5	decent	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	cyan reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	mirror market map	0		
2055	fuchsia snake skin	0		
2056	vacuum-sealed adder bladder	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 35
2057	pension check	0		
2058	wobbly wobbly picnic basket	0		
2059	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed purple narrow Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 59
2060	jittery stanky sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2061	gravedigger's helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	squat censurious shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: 8
2063	big flavorless blackberry	5	decent	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	blue twirling Annie Oakley's kick-ass kicks of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	green chaotic beer helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	resourceful Socratic distressed denim pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	curative perforated battle paddle	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2072	flashing novelty button of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2073	zippy glowstick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	shaking shaking yellow Jim Carey's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Monster Level: +25
2075	thinker's spandex anniversary shorts	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	Rosewater's jar of anniversary jam	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2077	MacGyver's bucket of anniversary lard	0		Maximum MP: +100
2078	groovy anniversary concrete fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	greedy grievous makeshift turban	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	mansplainer's makeshift cape	0		Monster Level: +15
2081	greasy makeshift skirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	diluted narrow bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	altered huge bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 10
2087	vaporized jittery tube of hair oil	1		
2088	energized wobbly Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 58
2089	yellow Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	Sherlock's chilly Da Vinci's pilgrim shield of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	blinking bath salts	0		
2092	skewed hand mirror	0		
2093	upside-down coward's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Monster Level: -20
2094	flavorless tiny ballroom blintz	1	decent	
2095	shaking towel	0		
2096	denatured guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 30
2097	17-ball of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2098	green filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	blurry greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	bouncing blue rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	bouncing stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	wicked wheel	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	skewed gray yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	mirror Samson's prehistoric spear	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	clever brainy fire	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	bouncing Oprah's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2121	ASCII shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2122	Usain Bolt's safety vest of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80
2123	purple eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2125	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Item Drop: +5
2126	ghostly dangerous bronze breastplate of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2127	double-paned hat hacker T-shirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
2128	huge vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	asbestos-lined killer rag doll	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	ghostly ribald incredibly marionette	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	mad scientist's sock monkey of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	cyan alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	slick strapping vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	Da Vinci's toy crazy train	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	olive razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	blinking length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	huge purple block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	teal evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	tumbling evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	jumbo spoiled frank	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	decent snack-sized fuchsia plate of franks and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	aged ghostly shot of blackberry schnapps	3	awesome	
2152	skewed green capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	skewed Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	red logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	squat servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	upside-down sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	shaking recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	zippy auspicious toy ray gun	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	experienced smartaleck's toy space helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	shaking MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	squat lightning-fast astronaut pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	shaking ribald toy jet pack	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	wobbly triangular stone	0		
2174	jittery maroon mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	bouncing cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	fireproof obsidian dagger	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	gray amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	yellow Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Kiss the Knob apron of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2186	lime green unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lime green lit birthday cake	0		
2188	ghostly flask of peppermint oil	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	spirit-forward smooth flask of peppermint schnapps	5	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	cyan yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	squat sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	half-sized stale shaking candy stake	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	acceptable yellow eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	rotten half-sized maroon narrow bouncing unspeakable fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	moldy gingerbread horror	4	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	liquefied alkaline but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	spoiled bouncing bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	thick bland yellow blurry skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	normal big cyan tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	zippy plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	rock-hard plastic yuletide troll	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	brainy plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	plastic Crimboween pentagram of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	gray lard-coated plastic Scream Queen	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	manspreader's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	bobble-hip hula elf doll of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	Crimbo ukulele of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	rock-hard Tiki lighter of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	inspector's flame-wreathed deck of tropical cards	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	blinking tropical paperweight of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	ghostly fireproof Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	wobbly executive Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	stale super ka-bob	3	decent	
2218	small spoiled beer basted brat	2	crappy	
2219	wicked Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	altered extra-alkaline moist spinning olive and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	prompt liar's pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	friendly arcane researcher's juggler's balls	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	ghostly quilted pink shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	pulsating beefy evil eyeball pendant of doom	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	colloidal arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	nitrogenated mirror twirling fuchsia cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	ionized non-denatured toad horn	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Clowniness: 75
2234	baleful calavera concertina	0		Spell Damage: +25, Song Duration: 7
2235	aromatic ratarang of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
2236	ionized turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 28
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	pulsating personal trainer's pygmy nose-bone	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
2239	rock-hard beefy bad voodoo mask	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	blurry bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	greasy pygmy spear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2242	polymerized denatured pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 66
2243	coward's wicked headhunter necktie	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2244	shaking deadly pointed stick of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2245	teal brawny knobby helmet turtle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	twirling Fonzie's knobby kneepads	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2247	Fonzie's sewer turtle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2248	vibrating sebaceous shield of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
2249	deadly skeletortoise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	extremely unsafe box turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2252	wicked box turtle	0		Spell Damage: +5
2253	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's bottlecap turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
2254	zippy auspicious perfumed bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	pulsating nasty furry turtle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2257	healthy extremely unsafe reinforced furry underpants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	mirror hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	adequate stunt nuts	4	good	
2265	half-sized moldy wet stew	2	crappy	
2266	red wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	blue Mega Gem	0		
2268	healthy Staff of Fats	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2269	half-sized delicious sausage wonton	2	awesome	
2270	huge experienced belt of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2271	aged extra-dry bottle of Merlot	5	awesome	
2272	fortified acceptable squat bottle of Port	5	good	
2273	fortified delicious bottle of Pinot Noir	5	awesome	
2274	lousy practically non-alcoholic shaking bottle of Zinfandel	1	decent	
2275	bad bottle of Marsala	4	decent	
2276	fortified mediocre fancy bottle of Muscat	5	decent	Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 50
2277	bouncing Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	upside-down huge Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	bouncing Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	greasy seal-skull helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	cyan chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	toasty careful glowstick	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	teal EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	magnetized spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	adjusted pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	improved candy heart	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	unsweetened lime green candy heart	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	oxidized aerosolized altered candy heart	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	pickled candy heart	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	blurry candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	narrow pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	purple candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	lime green candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	fuchsia broken carburetor	0		
2317	pulsating bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	olive carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	twirling skewed worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	skewed worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	squat headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	squat skewed stone rose	0		
2327	dry colloidal upside-down can of paint	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 60
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	upside-down handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	huge yummy Better Than Cuddling Cake	6	awesome	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	upside-down Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	aromatic ruddy pipe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1
2337	reinforced beaded headband of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	rotten half-sized pudding	2	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	smooth weak Blackfly Chardonnay	2	awesome	
2340	weak tolerable & tan	2	good	
2341	tumbling pepper	0		
2342	decent half-sized forest cake	2	good	
2343	stale forest ham	3	decent	
2344	flattened extra-polarized shaking filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 44
2345	oxidized filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 39
2346	triple-irradiated filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67
2347	upside-down heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	narrow superamplified boom box	0		
2352	squat knitted forbidden fire poi	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
2353	olive grievous bejeweled pledge pin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2354	narrow communications windchimes	0		
2355	galvanized henna face paint	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 57
2356	aerosolized extra-liquefied diffused tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 22
2357	horrifying Gaia beads of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2358	squat pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	upside-down clay bead	0		
2361	zippy censurious hippy medical kit	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2362	careful Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -10, Candy Drop: +100
2363	greasy longhaired hippy wig of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	narrow blurry mansplainer's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Monster Level: +15
2365	Sinatra's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2366	blue Da Vinci's peel hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	pulsating carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	up-at-dawn flowing hippy skirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	gray filthy poultice	0		
2370	bouncing fuchsia natural fennel soda	0		
2371	jittery smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	diet moldy banana	1	crappy	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	super-sized normal banana cream pie	5	good	
2376	perfectly mixed banana daiquiri	3	EPIC	
2377	high-proof aged wobbly bungle in the jungle	7	awesome	
2378	purple banana spritzer	0		
2379	super-ionized twirling banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 22
2380	skewed red dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	shaking woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	tumbling class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	maroon bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	narrow deadly keg shield of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
2387	upside-down medical-grade finger	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2388	foul-smelling Sinatra's war tongs	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +10
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	forbidden asbestos apron	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2391	prompt beaten-up Chucks	0		Adventures: +3
2392	forbidden natty ascot	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2393	Newton's wreath of laurels of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	Jim Carey's Danglin' Chad's loincloth of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	skewed wizardly tube sock	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	blinking depantsing bomb	0		
2398	energy drink IV of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2399	steel-toed razor-sharp Elmley shades	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2400	huge molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	bouncing hale smartaleck's beer bong	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	lime green shaking barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	cyan jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	blinking narrow sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	jittery upside-down discarded pacifier	0		
2416	mansplainer's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	Jack Frost's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2418	bounty-hunting pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	activated pickled bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 12
2420	flattened jittery blinking teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 63
2421	quantum quadruple-concentrated polymerized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 69
2422	warmed irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 12
2423	improved modified Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 23
2424	quantum squat green cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 18
2425	boiled can of spinach	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 23
2426	enhanced narrow fire flower	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 50
2427	wet freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 27
2428	deionized wet narrow fake blood	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 64
2429	activated teal Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 30
2430	adjusted bag of lard	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 55
2431	modified mirror shaking bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 44
2432	quantum Vulcanized chilled pulsating SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 45
2433	unsweetened diffused lime green bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 60
2434	denatured irradiated huge shaking eyedrops	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 11
2435	Vulcanized enhanced Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 19
2436	deionized donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 67
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	bouncing scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	upside-down Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	maroon Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	twirling ghostly nasty crafty pink glowstick	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	special lousy Supernova Champagne	3	decent	Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 20
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	twirling bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	blinking blurry empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	Da Vinci's goatskin umbrella	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2452	Jim Carey's banded wool hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	wobbly lime green jittery Annie Oakley's experienced belt	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2455	upside-down auspicious bar whip	0		Item Drop: +10
2456	spinning shellacked barskin buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2457	pulsating brainy whip	0		Mysticality: +5
2458	friendly barskin loincloth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	quilted tighty whiteys	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	wobbly yak toupee of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	teal odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	green Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	delicious bowl of Bounty-Os	3	awesome	
2465	mediocre weak Oreille Divisée brandy	2	decent	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	twirling callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	lime green empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	banded clown wig of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	wobbly Da Vinci's clownskin belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Clowniness: 50
2477	ghostly clownskin buckler of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Clowniness: 50
2478	yellow electrified clown whip	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 50
2479	shaking purple demon skin	0		
2480	personal trainer's demon-horned hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	ruddy demon buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2482	greedy studded forbidden demon whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20
2483	barskin cloak of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2484	gravedigger's Annie Oakley's snakeskin duster	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
2485	ribald clownskin harness of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2486	shaking blurry shellacked demonskin jacket of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
2487	cyan dangerous hipposkin poncho	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2488	sage yak anorak	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2489	perfumed tuxedo shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2490	Sherlock's sinister gnauga hide vest	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
2491	bouncing shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	olive prompt padded Necrotelicomnicon	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +3
2495	purple Jeselnik's wholesome Cookbook of the Damned	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2496	personal trainer's Socratic Sinful Desires	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2497	skewed purple molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	blinking molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	shaking extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	red twirling precious piercing post	0		
2505	skewed necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	spinning clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	hardened beach glass necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2509	peace-sign necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2510	extremely unsafe dance instructor's round sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2511	ghostly Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	ghostly Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	blinking frosty sinister spark plug earring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2514	olive mirror Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's woven baling wire bracelets	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25
2515	friendly gearbox necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
2516	blinking weightlifter's wrench bracelet of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2517	blurry crafty Samson's chain necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10
2518	banded sawblade shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2519	lousy tumbling McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	decent	
2520	mediocre weak melted Jell-o shot	2	decent	
2521	practically non-alcoholic drinkable cruelty-free wine	1	good	
2522	lousy spinning fuchsia spinning thistle wine	3	decent	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	tasty special jittery fish	3	awesome	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 10
2526	adequate olive mirror blinking fish casserole	3	good	
2527	moldy half-sized fish lasagna	2	crappy	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	decent big gnatloaf	5	good	
2530	moldy gnatloaf casserole	3	crappy	
2531	flavorless olive gnat lasagna	4	decent	
2532	pork	0		
2533	normal bite-sized pork chop sandwiches	1	good	
2534	flavorless mirror pork casserole	3	decent	
2535	big rotten blurry pork lasagna	5	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	huge organs	0		
2539	Ankh of Badahnkadh of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	enhanced ionized squat lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	pressed tin magnolia	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	dry mirror begpwnia	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	alkaline aerosolized upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	diffused quadruple-wet purple half-orchid	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	cyan jittery tin star of the brute of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	electrified outrageous sombrero of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	blurry teal Newton's smooth "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	wobbly Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	yellow wobbly distilled seal blood	0		
2555	spinning high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	flame-retardant Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	Temple Grandin's hardened Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	steel-toed Newton's Chelonian Morningstar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	up-at-dawn Tesla Hammer of Smiting	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	toasty padded 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	inspector's therapeutic extremely unsafe Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	teal narrow bouncing can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	pulsating Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	super-alkaline diffused ant agonist	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 55
2570	blinking ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	fuchsia ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	huge bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	pulsating crafty wicked cactus quill	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10
2578	lightning-fast resourceful Staff of the Short Order Cook of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40
2579	rotten cactus fruit	4	crappy	
2580	squat smelly manspreader's scorpion whip	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	bouncing brick of sand	0		
2583	bland centipede eggs	3	decent	
2584	rosewater-soaked wonderwall shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2585	Newton's Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2586	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2587	lightning-fast Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Initiative: +40
2588	jittery Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2589	stale immense hot date	10	decent	
2590	perfectly mixed distilled fortified wine	3	EPIC	
2591	super-sized moldy narrow tasty tart	5	crappy	
2592	wobbly Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	tasty Knob pasty	4	awesome	
2594	strong acceptable thermos full of Knob coffee	5	good	
2595	pickled Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 12
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	purple upside-down leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	teal Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	blurry Da Vinci's savvy Staff of the Midnight Snack of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25
2602	veiny brainy Staff of Blood and Pudding of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15
2603	pulsating huge smoldering box	0		
2604	bouncing supercharged Tuesday's ruby	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	huge palm-frond fan	0		
2607	fortified palm-frond whip	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	Sinatra's palm-frond capris of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	teal electrified extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	frosty palm-frond cloak	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2612	ghostly vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	ghostly mojo filter	0		
2615	normal snack-sized skewed savoy truffle	2	good	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	Annie Oakley's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2619	purple jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	miniature yummy unidentified jerky	2	awesome	
2621	executive nasty rat mask of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	flame-retardant foul-smelling ratskin belt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2623	shaking ghostly dance instructor's supercool rattail whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2624	ribald stylish bat hat	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	manspreader's padded bat whip	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10
2626	huge narrow Oprah's bat-ass jacket of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2627	careful catskin cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	greedy frosty catskin buckler	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
2629	tail o' nine cats of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	tarnished frozen blurry gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 32
2632	quantum huge yellow mother's helper	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 29
2633	blinking boxer's pat-a-cake pendant of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	mummy mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	inspector's scandalous gauze shorts	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	careful greaves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	grievous cowboy hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	censurious clever Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2643	Da Vinci's happiness	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	shaking frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	red flirtatious feather	0		
2649	narrow careful Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2650	red bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	red pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	small stale S.T.L.T.	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	bland miniature mirror honey-dew	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	spirit-forward hand-crafted Xanadian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	irradiated bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	baleful Fonzie's Drowsy Sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25
2657	normal snack-sized escargotsicle	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	acceptable bottle of realpagne	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	shaking padded albatross necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	dried lime green not-a-pipe	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	special acceptable flask of Amontillado	3	good	Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	Newton's ball mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	shellacked Can-Can skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	unsweetened sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	extra-liquefied magnetized twirling bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	warmed narrow bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	polymerized polarized spiky collar	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	powdered can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	diluted patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	compressed squat cyan Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	artisanal shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	olive library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	modified bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	pickled cyan handful of moss	1		
2676	modified bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	compressed blinking protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	activated ionized sparkler	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 50
2680	wet snake	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 65, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	quantum spinning blinking M-242	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 59
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	wholesome grievous armgun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10
2685	skewed seashell necklace	0		
2686	blinking commemorative war stein	0		
2687	ghostly stone frisbee	0		
2688	squat blurry horrifying crafty dangerous dreadlock whip	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
2689	shaking Tesla beer-a-pult of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2690	cast-iron legacy paddle of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2691	delicious green handful of nuts and berries	4	awesome	
2692	cyan clever steel-toed driftwood sculpture	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20
2693	flame-retardant deadly massive sitar	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
2694	rosewater-soaked nasty stone baseball cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	practically non-alcoholic tolerable cup of beer	1	good	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	squat teal duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	resourceful hardy duct tape shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50
2700	auspicious padded duct tape fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	cool duct tape sword of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2702	chaotic curative duct tape dockers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	maroon Tesla duct tape buckler	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2704	wobbly mirror shrinking powder	0		
2705	steel-toed personal trainer's blackberry slippers of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2706	resourceful fortified Herculean blackberry moccasins	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
2707	crafty energetic shellacked blackberry combat boots	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2708	oxidized bouncing tumbling funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 63
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	alkaline oxidized blinking facepaint	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
2712	nitrogenated oxidized ionized olive sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 46
2713	chilled Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 18
2714	teal floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	dog trainer's hale dance instructor's battered hubcap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
2717	ghostly asbestos-lined nippy beefy hood ornament	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	executive inspector's scorching hand-carved bokken	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40
2720	tumbling manspreader's banded hand-carved bow of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2721	lightning-fast Sherlock's educational hand-carved staff	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40
2722	jittery shaking scandalous banded forbidden Staff of the Greasefire of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
2723	flame-retardant Jeselnik's Staff of the Grand Flambé of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
2724	super-sized moldy bowl of rye sprouts	5	crappy	
2725	half-sized stale blurry cob of corn	2	decent	
2726	immense decent blinking juniper berries	6	good	
2727	stale plum	4	decent	
2728	normal blinking pear	4	good	
2729	stale blurry spinning peach	4	decent	
2730	artisanal weak plum wine	2	EPIC	
2731	acceptable high-proof shot of pear schnapps	6	good	
2732	artisanal gray shot of peach schnapps	4	EPIC	
2733	spoiled half-sized fancy teal bunch of square grapes	2	crappy	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 30
2734	fancy huge flavorless blurry brown sugar cane	10	decent	Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 45
2735	thick adequate sandwich of the gods	5	good	
2736	smooth upside-down Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	awesome	
2737	boiled leopard-print barbell	1	crappy	Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 45
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	quadruple-pressed double-activated teal narrow panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 38
2740	family-friendly knitted nasty Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2741	drinkable enchanted weak boilermaker	2	good	Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 15
2742	normal bouncing steel lasagna	3	quest	
2743	mediocre steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	compressed yellow shaking steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	galvanized gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 14
2746	colloidal blinking extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 62
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	rosewater-soaked furniture dolly	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2749	skewed fireproof scorching Sinatra's Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
2750	nippy Uranium Omega of Temperance of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2751	jittery sizzling dangerous Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2752	curative healthy Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2753	blinking Newton's wizardly Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
2754	blurry executive greedy Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Meat Drop: 60, Single Equip
2755	sharpshooter's baleful Iron Beta of Industry	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2756	Usain Bolt's Rosewater's Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2757	double-paned Red Balloon of Valor of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2758	spinning up-at-dawn Purple Horseshoe of Honor of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2759	Van der Graaf Blue Diamond of Honesty of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2760	ghostly nasty Green Clover of Justice of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2761	occult educational Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2762	sinister Socratic Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2763	clever fortified Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2764	Usain Bolt's Jeselnik's steel-toed Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	half-sized enchanted rotten Crimbo pie	2	crappy	Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 35
2768	flavorless pear tart	3	decent	
2769	half-sized normal peach pie	2	good	
2770	improved double-wet chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 21
2771	enhanced polymerized mirror handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 59
2772	shaking gray steamy ruby	0		
2773	tumbling glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	wobbly pulsating tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	Van der Graaf personal trainer's filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2778	chilly stylish strapping filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2779	Jeselnik's padded filigreed hamethyst ring of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2780	skewed censurious banded baconstone earring of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2781	squat Rosewater's baconstone necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
2782	shellacked fortified Fonzie's baconstone ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2783	mirror pulled porquoise earring of bravery of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
2784	pulled porquoise pendant of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2785	chaotic occult pulled porquoise ring of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2786	wool Jim Carey's Earring of Fire	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2787	MacGyver's Pendant of Fire of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2788	ghostly razor-sharp Ring of Fire of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2789	lime green Jeselnik's Ice-Cold Beerring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2790	spinning supercharged Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2791	shaking mansplainer's Fonzie's Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2792	upside-down Newton's smooth Unspeakable Earring	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
2793	shaking horrifying hardy Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2794	mirror blinking steel-toed dance instructor's The Ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2795	upside-down Nose Ring of Putrescence of wisdom of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2796	hardy Putrid Pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2797	green pulsating gravedigger's Ring of the Sewer Snake of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2798	grievous sage Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2799	upside-down gravedigger's crafty Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2800	educational Mudflap-Girl Ring of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	polymerized gray vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 12
2805	galvanized skewed vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 24
2806	deionized denatured vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 43
2807	triple-energized gray flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 49
2808	colloidal tumbling tumbling flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 17
2809	alkaline yellow flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 49
2810	warmed yellow jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 67
2811	adjusted tumbling shaking jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 35
2812	corrupted lime green blurry jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 12
2813	tumbling electrified Beret of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	knitted cool Bludgeon of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Cold Resistance: +3, Brimstone
2815	fortified strapping Bunker of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Brimstone
2816	skewed ruddy forbidden thinker's Boxers	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	greasy baleful Fonzie's Brooch	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	mirror aromatic scandalous smelly Bracelet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	Jim Carey's energetic Grimacite gasmask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	Grimacite gat of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	ghostly miser's Annie Oakley's Grimacite gaiters	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	aromatic Da Vinci's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	auspicious smartaleck's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	blue forbidden occult Grimacite girdle	0		Spell Damage Percent: 75, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	friendly medical-grade hale Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	wobbly digital key lime	0		
2831	purple star key lime	0		
2832	rotten squat digital key lime pie	3	crappy	
2833	adequate star key lime pie	4	good	
2834	Tesla bottle-rocket crossbow of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	nippy indie comic hipster glasses	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	stanky slick glowstick	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	dog trainer's Periodical Paintbrush	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only
2840	hand-crafted bouncing bottle of cooking sherry	4	EPIC	
2841	big decent packet of ketchup	5	good	
2842	artisanal accidental cider	4	EPIC	
2843	normal dire fudgesicle	4	good	
2844	ribald frightening occult navel ring of navel gazing of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	twirling class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	blinking cyan zippy Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Initiative: +20
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	practically non-alcoholic smooth moonberry wine cooler	1	awesome	
2851	decent fine aged cheddarwurst	4	good	
2852	pulsating branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	blinking bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	bouncing spinning frightening careful huge mosquito proboscis	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5
2856	denatured narrow swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 12
2857	activated oxidized tumbling seegar butt	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 27
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	supercool witch wart of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100
2860	flavorless swamp muck	3	decent	
2861	rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked hardened leechknife	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
2862	squat huge decomposed boot	0		
2863	adjusted lime green dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 17
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	coward's beaver spear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20
2866	sizzling smartaleck's shamanic beads	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10
2867	studded dilapidated wizard hat of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	ionized blurry pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 51
2869	frozen dry pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 59
2870	colloidal cold-filtered Vulcanized spinning pirate tract	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 17
2871	fuchsia burnt flower	0		
2872	arcane researcher's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +5
2873	beefy plastic Ed the Undying of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2874	knitted plastic Lord Spookyraven of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
2875	fuchsia plastic Dr. Awkward of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2876	family-friendly plastic protector spectre	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2877	olive extremely unsafe plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2878	flame-retardant plastic Boss Bat	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2879	skewed beefcake's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Muscle: +25
2880	bouncing chilly plastic Bonerdagon	0		Cold Damage: +5
2881	shaking dance instructor's plastic The Man	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2882	Newton's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2883	mirror plastic Felonia of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2884	tumbling educational plastic Beelzebozo	0		Experience: +1
2885	electrified plastic conservationist hippy	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2887	green stanky plastic angry bugbear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2888	grievous plastic anime smiley	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2889	lime green sharpshooter's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2890	spinning olive plastic astronomer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2891	zippy plastic beanbat	0		Initiative: +20
2892	aromatic plastic blooper	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2893	gray ribald plastic brainsweeper	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2894	twirling plastic briefcase bat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2895	razor-sharp plastic demoninja	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2896	electrified plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2897	family-friendly plastic drunk goat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2898	upside-down fortified plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2899	shaking greasy plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2900	sharpshooter's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2901	dance instructor's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2902	chaotic plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2903	huge weightlifter's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Muscle: +15
2904	cyan pulsating curative plastic Knott Yeti	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2905	ribald plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2906	dance instructor's plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2907	Rosewater's plastic ninja snowman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2908	squat beefy plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Muscle: +10
2909	blurry olive groovy plastic G Imp	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2910	twirling shaking plastic goth of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2911	plastic cubist bull of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2912	wobbly Van der Graaf plastic scary clown	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2913	blurry twirling grievous plastic smarmy pirate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2914	squat medical-grade plastic spiny skelelton	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2915	toasty plastic Spam Witch	0		Hot Damage: +5
2916	sizzling plastic vampire	0		Hot Damage: +10
2917	yellow grievous plastic taco cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2919	mirror weightlifter's plastic warwelf	0		Muscle: +15
2920	blinking skewed thinker's plastic whitesnake	0		Mysticality: +10
2921	stylish plastic XXX pr0n	0		Moxie: +25
2922	skewed vibrating plastic zmobie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2923	Jim Carey's plastic Protagonist	0		Monster Level: +25
2924	perfumed plastic Spunky Princess	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2925	tumbling beefcake's plastic topiary golem	0		Muscle: +25
2926	huge plastic senile lihc of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2927	teal pulsating mansplainer's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Monster Level: +15
2928	plastic Gnomester Blomester of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2929	brainy plastic Trouser Snake	0		Mysticality: +5
2930	plastic Axe Wound of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2931	blue Jim Carey's plastic Hellion	0		Monster Level: +25
2932	blinking fireproof plastic Black Knight	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2933	spinning wholesome plastic pair of tweezers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2934	narrow huge plastic fruit golem of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2935	cyan Lo Pan's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	maroon siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	low-calorie rotten shaking Surprise Egg	1	crappy	
2941	quadruple-dry polymerized Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
2942	altered chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 55
2943	quadruple-aerosolized Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 64
2945	lard-coated Jeselnik's party hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	frightening coward's V for Vivala mask	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	artisanal irresponsibly strong fancy shot of rotgut	7	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5
2949	altered twirling jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 35
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	skewed cyan Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	narrow glowstick of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	yellow charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	green tip jar of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2955	massive rotten yam candy	9	crappy	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	pulsating rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	enchanted bland twirling tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4	decent	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 20
2959	sizzling rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +10
2960	normal jumbo single-serving herbal stuffing	5	good	
2961	tiny tasty ghostly packet of tofurkey gravy	1	awesome	
2962	delicious ghostly tofurkey nugget	3	awesome	
2963	teal rigging shampoo	0		
2964	mirror ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	wobbly Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	extra-colloidal denatured squat Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 13
2968	boiled Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 13
2969	half-sized moldy creamsicle	2	crappy	
2970	hand-crafted gray cream stout	4	EPIC	
2971	cyan rosy-cheeked experienced curmudgel	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	grumpy man charrrm bracelet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	pulsating perfumed tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2976	hand-crafted jittery twirling bilge wine	3	EPIC	
2977	wholesome witty rapier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2978	padded yohohoyo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20
2979	non-polarized modified fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 17
2980	purple booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	booty chest charrrm bracelet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	wool copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2986	teal tongue charrrm	0		
2987	ribald fortified tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	strapping clingfilm trousers	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	huge olive electrified clingfilm cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	clingfilm slippers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2992	jittery clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	decent gigantic vinegar-soaked lemon slice	8	good	
2994	magnetized galvanized upside-down true grit	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 13
2995	squat greedy miser's buoybottoms of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	Jeselnik's grungy flannel shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2997	reassuring foul-smelling grungy bandana	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	wholesome grassy cutlass	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	mirror Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pegleg of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3002	narrow fuchsia horrifying lamé pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	jittery cyan manspreader's enormous hoop earring	0		Monster Level: +10
3004	blue dog trainer's costume sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	pulsating dog trainer's crafty rainbow pearl earring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	Socratic rainbow pearl necklace of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	scandalous Van der Graaf rainbow pearl ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	double-paned ruddy Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5
3010	clever Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +100
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	upside-down ornate key	0		
3015	shaking gilded key	0		
3016	ghostly foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	skewed gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	twirling stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	watered-down acceptable corpse on the beach	2	good	
3026	acceptable weak corpsetini	2	good	
3027	high-proof enchanted acceptable corpsedriver	8	good	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 25
3028	bad Corpse Island iced tea	3	decent	
3029	mediocre red-headed corpse	3	decent	
3030	drinkable blurry kamicorpse-ee	4	good	
3031	artisanal spirit-forward ghostly corpsel	5	EPIC	
3032	perfectly mixed purple corpsebite	4	EPIC	
3033	spinning hardy pirate fledges	0		Maximum HP: +50, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	bland snack-sized pearl onion	2	decent	
3036	spoiled bite-sized sea biscuit	1	crappy	
3037	delicious practically non-alcoholic bottle of rum	1	awesome	
3038	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bottle of black-label rum	1	good	
3039	tumbling jittery cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	teal joke scroll	0		
3042	squat Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	lime green spinning metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	skewed narrow metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	gigantic spoiled nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	7	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	fancy decent gray blurry nanite-infested candy cane	3	good	Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	stale nanite-infested fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	irresponsibly strong acceptable nanite-infested eggnog	9	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	green El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	flame-wreathed eyepatch	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	blurry frightening cutlass	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3052	curative breeches	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	Vulcanized spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	denatured cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	ghostly metallic foil cat ears of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	green nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	cyan theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	tumbling toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	tumbling LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	red baleful cyborg doll	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	groovy toy maglev monorail	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	blinking toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	maroon skewed plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	pulsating silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	pulsating carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	wobbly set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	huge huge polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	narrow hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	greedy marionette collective	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	twirling monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	fuchsia gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	teal ruddy borg sock monkey	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	Jack Frost's stiffened roboduck-on-a-string	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	spinning mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	bouncing ghostly Jim Carey's biomechanical crimborg helmet of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	medical-grade extremely unsafe C.B.F.G.	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	manspreader's thinker's biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	modified super-corrupted fuchsia vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	groovy handmade hobby horse	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	tumbling experienced ball-in-a-cup	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	mirror wizardly set of jacks	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	spoiled ghostly laser-broiled pear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	fuchsia family-friendly frightening polyalloy shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ghostly ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	up-at-dawn experienced vibrating cyborg knife	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	hale strapping immense cyborg hand	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	frightening wizardly cyborg stompin' boot of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	red deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	green Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	tumbling Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	maroon Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	narrow divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	quantum maroon fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 51
3125	unsweetened boiled piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 17
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	squat olive marshmallow	0		
3129	normal miniature squat roasted marshmallow	2	good	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	fancy delicious snack-sized tin cup of mulligan stew	2	awesome	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 25
3132	greasy flamin' bindle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3133	jittery spinning rosewater-soaked freezin' bindle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
3134	healthy stinkin' bindle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
3135	scorching wicked bindle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25
3136	careful energetic sleazy bindle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10
3137	padded 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3138	Annie Oakley's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
3139	ruddy Hodgman's imaginary hamster of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25
3140	wobbly soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	dangerous panhandle panhandling hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	up-at-dawn cup of infinite pencils	0		Adventures: +5, Damage Aura: 1
3143	wicked brawny Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	squat El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	green El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	wobbly El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	green El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	yellow sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	quantum liquefied green wobbly huge warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 46
3160	non-anodized humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 32
3161	frozen modified blurry El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 32
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	quantum ghostly seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 20
3169	stale turtle soup	4	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	jittery cyan evil noodles	0		
3171	spinning skewed spinning nauseating reagent	0		
3172	squat evil paper umbrella of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3173	oxidized polarized blurry evil vihuela	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 67
3174	stale evil boring spaghetti	3	decent	
3175	enchanted massive decent evil noodles	10	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 10
3176	yummy blurry evil noodles	3	awesome	
3177	miniature toothsome evil painful penne pasta	2	awesome	
3178	decent 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	4	good	
3179	moldy snack-sized maroon evil ravioli della hippy	2	crappy	
3180	delicious super-sized evil noodles	5	awesome	
3181	ionized corrupted squat evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 31
3182	ionized activated shaking evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 19
3183	frozen evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 44
3184	extra-anodized quadruple-polymerized fuchsia evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 51
3185	double-altered aerosolized electrified evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 43
3186	electrified evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 62
3187	pickled magnetized dry upside-down evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 23
3188	watered-down mediocre an evil sump'm sump'm	2	decent	
3189	weak aged evil ducha de oro	2	awesome	
3190	weak artisanal evil horizontal tango	2	super EPIC	
3191	mediocre upside-down cyan evil roll in the hay	3	decent	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	therapeutic origami pasties	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	wobbly Sherlock's Tesla origami riding crop of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	reassuring dog trainer's steel-toed KoL Con IV Pole	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	squat jittery dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	huge laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	twirling dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	wobbly overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	horrifying nasty glowstick	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	skewed hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	cyan wicked gatorskin umbrella of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3223	tumbling sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	lousy triple-distilled pulsating bottle of sewage schnapps	8	decent	
3226	lousy special watered-down bottle of Ooze-O	2	decent	Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 15
3227	miniature moldy C.H.U.M. chum	2	crappy	
3228	half-sized decent huge unfortunate dumplings	2	good	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	enhanced narrow oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 53
3231	nasty tattered paper crown	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	spoiled snack-sized vanilla-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	yellow inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	blurry wobbly noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	squat Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	twirling Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	skewed Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	huge Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	spinning clever wicked Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	wool Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	double-paned studded Ol' Scratch's ash can of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	auspicious pink plastic baby	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	blue sausage	0		
3251	shaking upside-down Usain Bolt's Frosty's silk hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	ghostly perfumed foul-smelling Frosty's carrot	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	hardened strapping Frosty's nailbat of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	groovy Oscus's pelt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	ghostly mirror hardy shellacked Wand of Oscus of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	lion tamer's Oscus's dumpster waders of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	grievous Rosewater's Zombo's skullcap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	mirror chilly sage Zombo's shield of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	greedy healthy Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	auspicious wizardly Chester's moustache of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	mansplainer's groovy Chester's bag of candy	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	boxer's Chester's cutoffs of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	fuchsia Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	green bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	blurry bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	cold-filtered Vulcanized maroon skewed skewed handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 55
3269	polymerized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 18
3270	galvanized quantum handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 34
3271	rosewater-soaked crotchety pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	chaotic Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	Jack Frost's willowy bonnet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	blinking flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	blurry dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	vibrating studded belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	frosty stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	stale big tumbling salad	5	decent	
3284	hardened strapping C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3
3285	maroon toasty C.H.U.M. knife	0		Hot Damage: +5
3286	tumbling Usain Bolt's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Initiative: +80
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	gray scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	huge secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	teal smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	fuchsia sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	teal Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	washboard shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	spaghetti-box banjo of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	spinning marinara jug of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	careful makeshift castanets	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	left-handed melodica of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	boiled upside-down epic wad	1	decent	Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 25
3317	shaking curative bottlecap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3318	tumbling Herculean corncob pipe	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
3319	Da Vinci's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
3320	huge Da Vinci's frayed rope belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	gray pulsating energetic mayfly bait necklace of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	tumbling Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	smooth jar of fermented pickle juice	4	awesome	
3326	mixed upside-down voodoo snuff	1	decent	
3327	bland extra-greasy slider	4	decent	
3328	yellow family-friendly Rosewater's crumpled felt fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	crafty battered top-hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	red jittery shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the ox of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	nasty mostly rat-hide leggings of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	hobo dungarees of the brute of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	chilly banded patched suit-pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	olive dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	olive crafty groovy dead guy's memento	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	tasty yellow jittery banquet	3	awesome	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	blinking The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	tumbling hobo monkey	0		
3343	cyan bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	spinning air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	upside-down comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	mediocre Ralph IX cognac	3	decent	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	energized llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	snack-sized bland banana-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	pulsating cyan weightlifter's brown plastic baby	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	skewed upside-down plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	twirling delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	narrow scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	pulsating yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	spoiled mole molé	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	artisanal spinning Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	aerosolized improved Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	dry galvanized digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	pickled mirror squat glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	modified jittery glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	diluted squat spinning glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	distilled pulsating glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	powdered glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	dehydrated skewed glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	maroon house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	jittery ghostly Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	upside-down Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	veiny Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3381	twirling Ol' Scratch's stove door of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	savvy Ol' Scratch's manacles of the dark arts of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3383	twirling executive wholesome supercool Chester's sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
3384	skewed yellow gravedigger's thinker's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
3385	Socratic Chester's Aquarius medallion of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3386	Fonzie's Zombo's shoulder blade of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +50
3387	toasty supercharged Zombo's skull ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	pulsating Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed Frosty's arm	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
3390	up-at-dawn supercool beefy Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	wobbly Oscus's garbage can lid of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Thorns: 1
3393	mirror Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	huge Van der Graaf Oscus's flypaper pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	skewed family-friendly banded Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	tumbling Sherlock's arcane researcher's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	jittery lime green manspreader's deadly Hodgman's bow tie	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
3398	weak tolerable Hodgman's blanket	2	good	
3399	triple-distilled smooth jar of squeeze	9	awesome	
3400	decent bowl of fishysoisse	3	good	
3401	moist dry deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 25
3402	concentrated irradiated blinking concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 35
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	manspreader's sage deck of lewd playing cards of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10
3405	fortified Hodgman's sock	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
3406	razor-sharp Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3407	narrow Van der Graaf Hodgman's almanac	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3408	spinning dangerous Hodgman's harmonica	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3409	teal pulsating Newton's Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3410	spinning brainy Hodgman's detector	0		Mysticality: +5
3411	skewed pulsating vibrating Hodgman's cane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	wobbly Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	upside-down box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	dry skewed sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 15
3423	frozen nitrogenated frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 69
3424	adjusted maroon fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 69
3425	aerosolized non-cold-filtered garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 68
3426	pressed aerosolized denatured twirling strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 21
3427	mirror roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	activated denatured tumbling Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 14
3430	blinking bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	mirror Da Vinci's Newton's stirring stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8
3436	Tesla baleful cool Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3437	squat dance instructor's Staff of the Black Kettle of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +7
3438	scandalous horrifying mansplainer's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	boiled huge prismatic wad	1	good	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	mirror twirling savvy club of the five seasons	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	ghostly red resourceful rainbow crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	upside-down kitten	0		
3444	wholesome webbed comic mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	skewed groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	blurry banded arcane researcher's six-rainbow shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	huge rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	twirling cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	skewed cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	twirling cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	lime green cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	jittery red cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	curative trusty torch	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	yellow brainy Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
3458	quantum deionized STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 69
3459	artisanal white-label gin	4	EPIC	
3460	spoiled tin rations	4	crappy	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	hand-crafted bottle of sake	4	EPIC	
3464	healthy round pebble	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3465	special miniature rotten Bash-Ōs cereal	2	crappy	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 40, Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	wobbly flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's groovy haiku katana	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	ghostly scorching plastic baby	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	stale narrow lime green blueberry-frosted king cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	teal damp boot	0		
3472	lightning-fast Annie Oakley's deadly Seasonal Beret	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	mirror Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	quadruple-corrupted bouncing cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 33
3475	oxidized galvanized tumbling blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 60
3476	dry denatured wet plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 11
3477	oxidized huge pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 69
3478	Vulcanized boiled peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 45
3479	pulsating balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	upside-down passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	ghostly psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	gray mirror eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	activated glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 41
3486	bouncing dull fish scale	0		
3487	upside-down rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	bite-sized flavorless beefy fish meat	1	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	immense enchanted stale glistening fish meat	6	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	normal slick fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	healthy fish scimitar of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
3493	huge twirling Usain Bolt's fish stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
3494	skewed ghostly perfumed wholesome fish bazooka	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
3495	polymerized green sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 22
3496	magnetized oxidized bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 23
3497	weak drinkable bottle of Pete's Sake	2	good	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	green witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	bland tiny canapés	1	decent	
3502	twisted blurry thermos of brew	1	crappy	Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	artisanal boozy jittery huge glass of brandy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	aromatic LWA ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3506	narrow LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	squat Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	studded scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	tumbling scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	blinking scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	skewed yellow MacGyver's ganger bandana of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	eelskin hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	tumbling prompt eelskin pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	jittery MacGyver's eelskin shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	censurious boxer's shark tooth necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3522	mirror Samson's shark jumper of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3523	boiled jittery narrow shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 33
3524	enhanced dry eel battery	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 54
3525	activated upside-down temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 26
3526	ghostly scratch 'n' sniff crossbow of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	ghostly spinning mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	ghostly mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	upside-down huge Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	upside-down plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	huge plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	narrow plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	Sinatra's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	blinking extremely unsafe depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	jittery gray knitted depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	reassuring MacGyver's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	Sherlock's beefy depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	electrified extremely unsafe depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	clever stylish depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	lard-coated boxer's KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	wobbly cyan greedy propeller beanie	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	flame-wreathed veiny personal trainer's straw hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	cyan jittery wobbly shellacked octopus's spade of terror of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: 60
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	thick stale sea carrot	5	decent	
3556	spoiled yellow shaking sea cucumber	3	crappy	
3557	yummy sea avocado	3	awesome	
3558	rotten massive sea lychee	10	crappy	
3559	delicious tumbling twirling sea tangelo	4	awesome	
3560	spoiled special mirror sea honeydew	4	crappy	Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
3561	altered chilled skewed pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 28
3562	magnetized modified nitrogenated pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 62
3563	wet super-wet cyan mirror pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 62
3564	mediocre practically non-alcoholic berry-infused sake	1	decent	
3565	acceptable citrus-infused sake	4	good	
3566	triple-distilled acceptable blue melon-infused sake	10	good	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	lard-coated dog trainer's savvy sponge helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	jittery therapeutic spongy shield of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3570	Lo Pan's electrified crafty square sponge pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	pulsating six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	huge moldy rice	6	crappy	
3584	miniature rotten huge fuchsia irradiated candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	bland super-sized gingerbread mutant bugbear	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	artisanal twirling oozenog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	dry triple-deionized ghostly blurry sugar plum	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	irradiated adjusted sugar banana	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	aerosolized lime green sugar lime	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	anodized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	upside-down arcane researcher's Mer-kin hookspear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +5, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	maroon Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	deionized Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 59
3596	yellow imitation crab crate	0		
3597	narrow imitation crab meat	0		
3598	huge ghostly gray imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	stanky Tesla Samson's moist sailor's cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	lard-coated baleful speargun	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3601	bouncing toasty compass	0		Hot Damage: +5
3602	green broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	blinking squat bubblin' stone	0		
3606	family-friendly Temple Grandin's steel-toed diving helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	twirling narrow lime green avaricious aerated diving helmet of the ox of wisdom	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	blinking das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	flattened ionized moist sea grease	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 66
3612	purple blurry sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	ionized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	blinking The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	tumbling bouncing pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	gravedigger's parasitic claw	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	sizzling parasitic tentacles	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	tumbling Da Vinci's parasitic headgnawer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	blue asbestos-lined parasitic strangleworm	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	twirling burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	chilled ionized boiled Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	wobbly studded Da Vinci's elven socks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	pulsating lightning-fast elven gloves of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	sinister Samson's festive holiday hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	frosty dog trainer's patent shoes	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	occult savvy gray bow tie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	olive quilted dangerous penguin thesaurus	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	delicious gray blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	huge seaweed	0		
3641	teal jamfish jam	0		
3642	narrow dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	purple pufferfish spine	0		
3644	skewed electrified depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	delicious canteen of wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	yummy elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	upside-down elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	bouncing red magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	toothsome blurry toast with jam	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	tolerable elven moonshine	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	half-sized adequate knuckle sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	blue toasty dog trainer's psycho sweater	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	huge fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	plastic Mob Penguin of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	ruddy plastic mutant elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	green thinker's plastic fat stack of cash	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	grievous plastic strand of DNA	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	steel-toed plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	miser's Putty mitre	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	Sherlock's Putty leotard of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	beefcake's Putty ball	0		Muscle: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	Sherlock's Jack Frost's Putty snake of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	prompt Newton's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	blinking mirror wicked glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	spinning forbidden glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	yellow Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	bite-sized flavorless bouncing can of franks 'n' beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	drinkable extra-dry bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	fuchsia huge forbidden diving muff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3678	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed tumbling salinated mint julep	8	EPIC	
3679	wobbly ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	blinking globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	miniature rotten tempura carrot	2	crappy	
3685	flavorless tempura cucumber	3	decent	
3686	thick rotten tempura avocado	5	crappy	
3687	adequate jumbo sea broccoli	5	good	
3688	stale massive sea cauliflower	9	decent	
3689	snack-sized adequate tempura broccoli	2	good	
3690	miniature adequate tempura cauliflower	2	good	
3691	gigantic decent sea blueberry	10	good	
3692	stale big skewed sea persimmon	5	decent	
3693	quantum quadruple-polarized pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 64
3694	improved pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 11
3695	Mer-kin digpick of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	spinning teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	olive map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	tumbling valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	huge up-at-dawn horrifying coward's velcro broadsword	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
3706	ghostly sharpshooter's dance instructor's velcro paddle ball of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
3707	dangerous velcro shield of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3708	Rosewater's slick velcro boots of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
3709	inspector's Jim Carey's non-stick pugil stick	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15
3710	upside-down sharpshooter's grievous teflon spatula of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
3711	stiffened arcane researcher's teflon shield of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +7
3712	squat medical-grade teflon swim fins of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3713	upside-down avaricious Annie Oakley's 7-inch discus	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30
3714	zippy frightening curative PVC staff	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3715	jittery huge ruddy beefcake's beefy vinyl shield	0		Muscle: 35, Maximum HP Percent: +40
3716	mirror Van der Graaf wicked arcane researcher's vinyl boots	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	yellow brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	lime green possessed tomato	0		
3727	fuchsia Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	blinking pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	mirror caret	0		
3731	weightlifter's glass gnoll eye	0		Muscle: +15
3732	tarnished ionized olive cigar butt	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 63
3733	hale manly bloomers of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	ghostly fat wallet	0		
3736	wool handwarmer of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3737	blue curative lighter of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3738	normal big packet of beer nuts	5	good	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	double-chilled chilled quadruple-magnetized jittery red jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	skewed fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	ionized huge concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 34
3750	Fonzie's vampire pearl earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
3751	bland chocolate chip brownies	3	decent	
3753	spinning red Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	extra-anodized anodized love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	corrupted squat love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	alkaline quantum nitrogenated tumbling maroon twirling love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	moist love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	altered moist blinking love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	enhanced ionized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	vacuum-sealed breath mint	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 33
3761	friendly vampire pearl ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
3762	jittery energetic vampire pearl necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3763	boozy artisanal special upside-down slug of vodka	5	EPIC	Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 35
3764	bad slug of rum	3	decent	
3765	lousy slug of shochu	3	decent	
3766	watered-down lousy screwdiver	2	decent	
3767	strong acceptable special red dew yoana lei	5	good	Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 50
3768	delicious lychee chuhai	4	awesome	
3769	artisanal salacious screwdiver	4	EPIC	
3770	artisanal dew yoana salacious lei	4	EPIC	
3771	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed salacious lychee chuhai	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3772	acceptable watered-down Alewife&trade; Ale	2	good	
3773	blinking seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	cool pink pinkslip slip of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	spinning shellacked sea salt scrubs of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7
3778	ruddy stiffened amber aviator shades of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3779	liquefied green hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 34
3780	frosty wicked nurse's hat of horror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	ghostly blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	distilled twirling bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	pickled maroon twirling bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	ghostly skewed crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	ghostly skewed twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	mirror Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	shaking scandalous sage Mer-kin roundshield of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
3804	auspicious Rosewater's Mer-kin breastplate	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
3805	twirling steel-toed experienced Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	super-adjusted wobbly mirror Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 40
3808	green Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	narrow Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	moldy chocolate-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	squat medical-grade plastic baby	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	spinning midget clownfish	0		
3816	cyan half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	miniature spoiled sea radish	2	crappy	
3818	fuchsia nasty curative halibut of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3819	skewed spinning eel sauce	0		
3820	ruddy water-polo mitt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3821	vacuum-sealed anodized gray syringe	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 24
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	liquefied extra-boiled bouncing wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 17
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	mirror Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	maroon plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	toothsome mirror tempura radish	3	awesome	
3830	wool water-polo cap	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	lousy Typical Tavern swill	3	decent	
3832	distilled tolerable tropical swill	5	good	
3833	bad special blinking fruity girl swill	4	decent	Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 10
3834	distilled mediocre special maroon twirling blended swill	5	decent	Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	chilly medical-grade wicked Elvish sunglasses of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	blue nippy anniversary safety glass vest	0		Cold Damage: +10
3838	mirror Jack Frost's anniversary burlap belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3839	Socratic anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3840	narrow anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	tumbling stylish anniversary pewter cape	0		Moxie: +25
3842	out-of-tune biwa of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3843	squat ghostly frosty dented harmonica	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3844	Jack Frost's wicked magic whistle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3845	twirling narrow chaotic plastic blowgun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3846	double-paned smelly jungle drum of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
3847	smelly hippy bongo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
3848	Tesla knob bugle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3849	yellow 4-dimensional guitar of the sewer of horror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3850	lightning-fast boxing glove	0		Initiative: +40
3851	foul-smelling cool brainy boxing glove on a spring	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10
3852	double-paned Van der Graaf half-sized guitar	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3853	jittery wool curative bass drum	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3854	upside-down wholesome pixel boomerang	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3855	experienced smooth world's smallest violin of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100
3856	huge skewed hardy ocarina of space of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50
3857	extremely unsafe a butt tuba	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3858	purple jittery Da Vinci's bone flute	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3859	teal Sinatra's infernal fife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3860	jittery Jim Carey's charming flute	0		Monster Level: +25
3861	squat leaf of grass	0		
3862	nasty frosty grass whistle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
3863	brainy plastic guitar of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -15
3864	finger cymbals of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3865	Usain Bolt's studded kettle drum	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80
3866	bouncing double-barreled sling of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -40
3867	censurious smelly magilaser blastercannon	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3868	narrow hardened hanky&#363; of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	shaking Herculean ultimate ultimate frisbee of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100
3870	jittery stolen office supplies	0		
3871	prompt deadly office-supply crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
3872	blinking supercool pocket theremin	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3873	wool Fonzie's rave whistle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	twirling hellseal sinew	0		
3879	spinning torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	twirling hellseal disguise	0		
3881	wholesome fouet de tortue-dressage of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	huge encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	super-colloidal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 54
3886	liquefied shaking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 52
3887	irradiated wet pulsating vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 58
3888	irradiated blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 19
3889	liquefied vial of slime	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 49
3890	pressed quadruple-diffused huge vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 61
3891	ionized non-deionized vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 59
3892	diffused olive vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 27
3893	denatured huge vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 47
3894	unsweetened extra-cold-filtered colloidal skewed vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 69
3895	extra-energized fuchsia vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 39
3896	corrupted wet vial of slime	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 55
3897	electrified spinning pulsating vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 28
3898	wobbly cyan bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	skewed figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	skewed figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	ghostly figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	huge figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	drinkable boozy mirror blended swill with a fly in it	5	good	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	blurry zippy turtle wax shield	0		Initiative: +20
3916	scandalous turtle wax helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	energetic turtle wax greaves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	meat shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	zippy frosty turtlemail coif	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	beefcake's turtlemail breeches of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	rosewater-soaked chaotic turtlemail hauberk	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
3923	jittery hedgeturtle	0		
3924	Sinatra's spiky turtle helmet of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	spinning twirling spiky turtle shoulderpads of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	clever beefcake's spiky turtle shield	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +20
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	improved deionized upside-down tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 55
3931	sage smooth severed flipper	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	bad-ass club of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	shaking sealbone	0		
3935	galvanized twirling hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 32
3936	dry extra-galvanized scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 34
3937	aerosolized quantum upside-down skewed fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 46
3938	curative club of corruption	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	flame-wreathed corrupt club of corruption	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	fortified corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	ghostly double-paned padded Newton's evil-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	thinker's nasty-ass club of the empath of terror	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	medical-grade healthy infernal toilet brush	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	Van der Graaf shadowy seal eye of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	supercool oyster egg balloon	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	maroon key	0		
3951	shaking Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	maroon teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	jittery tin of caviar	0		
3958	ghostly savvy bejeweled cufflinks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
3959	greedy garish pinky ring	0		Meat Drop: +20
3960	blinking double-paned designer sunglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3961	deadly savvy opera glasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	shaking cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	non-chilled quantum blurry cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 66
3966	curative supercool wizardly hot-ass club	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	flame-retardant curative Rosewater's frigid-ass club	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	prompt miser's healthy creepy-ass club	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	oxidized sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 58
3970	mirror studded weightlifter's Abyssal ember	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	modified gray frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 46
3972	upside-down manspreader's hardy seal spine	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	concentrated twirling seal lube	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 61
3974	energetic mannequin leg of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	wobbly grievous groovy padded tortoise	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3976	lime green flame-retardant occult tortoboggan	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	Annie Oakley's painted shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	tumbling smelly dog trainer's torquoise ring	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	reassuring resourceful dueling banjo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
3985	skewed soup turtle	0		
3986	green samurai turtle	0		
3987	pulsating purple greasy samurai turtle helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	dog trainer's turtle shell helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	fuchsia slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	upside-down green narrow security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	bouncing metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	wobbly bouncing infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	spinning upside-down string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	powdered blinking pulsating bouncing purple agua de vida	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	healthy cool tortoboggan shield	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	narrow wobbly soup-chucks of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4005	irradiated adjusted ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 63
4006	jittery memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	twirling memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	purple memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	yellow memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	pulsating memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	blue memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	maroon avaricious greaves	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	prompt healthy piece of rebar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3
4021	flame-wreathed resourceful shovel of horror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4022	twirling double-paned supercharged smooth necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
4023	tumbling greedy toasty speargun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
4024	toasty resourceful compass	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +5
4025	green chaotic supercool helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	inspector's foul-smelling lantern of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
4027	censurious chaotic greaves of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	bouncing blinking green dog trainer's groovy club of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	blinking memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	teal upside-down memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	skewed memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	moldy gigantic slimy sweetbreads	7	crappy	
4038	acceptable enchanted tumbling slimy fermented bile bladder	3	good	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 40
4039	dehydrated squat huge slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	vibrating pig-iron helm of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	jittery educational Rosewater's pig-iron shinguards	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	sharpshooter's pig-iron bracers of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	shaking wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	careful wumpus-hair whip	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	MacGyver's wumpus-hair wig of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	asbestos-lined flame-wreathed padded wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	inspector's wumpus-hair sweater of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	asbestos-lined ring of teleportation	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4052	pulsating glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	hand-crafted White Hyborian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	twirling goblin hunting spear of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	censurious goblin autoblowgun of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	narrow crafty tribal beads	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	rock-hard stone fist of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	resourceful stone head	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	huge Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	blue Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	skewed Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	spinning essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	ghostly essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	ghostly twirling wool villainous scythe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	foul-smelling beefy baneful bandolier	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	fuchsia supercool cool diabolical crossbow	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	blurry fuchsia foul-smelling personal trainer's malevolent medallion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	Annie Oakley's healthy corrosive cowl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	ribald grisly shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	groovy corroded breeches of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	toasty deadly pernicious cudgel	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	half-sized stale cupcake-in-a-cup	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	normal twirling protein paste	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	dog trainer's veiny cyber-mattock	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	deionized irradiated double-energized shaking neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	Vulcanized aerosolized physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	huge slimy cyst	0		
4092	ghostly small slimy cyst	0		
4093	ghostly medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	Herculean peawee marble	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4096	savvy brown crock marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4097	perfumed China marble	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4098	twirling cool lemonade marble	0		Moxie: +5
4099	shaking greedy bumblebee marble	0		Meat Drop: +20
4100	bouncing jet bennie marble of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4101	chaotic razor-sharp beige clambroth marble	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10
4102	olive censurious steely marble	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4103	beach ball marble of the brute of James Dean of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
4104	zippy catseye marble	0		Initiative: +20
4105	shellacked bumboozer marble	0		Damage Reduction: 7
4106	narrow chamoisole of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
4107	non-aerosolized bitter pill	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 13
4108	pulsating occult monstrous monocle of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	lime green rock-hard Socratic musty moccasins	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	crafty savvy molten medallion	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	jittery brazen bracelet of the bloodbag of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	upside-down resourceful padded bitter bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	mirror mirror tumbling therapeutic bewitching boots	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	jittery secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	Lo Pan's rickety unicycle of terror of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
4117	scorching sinister personal trainer's crusty hula hoop	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
4118	skewed auspicious razor-sharp brainy Coily&trade;	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +10
4119	scandalous resourceful rosy-cheeked school flying disc	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
4120	blinking knitted wizardly lawn dart of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
4121	shaking wool nippy MacGyver's wagon	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	mirror auspicious stanky Lo Pan's crown-shaped beanie	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	wobbly ghostly fireproof Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's hopping socks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4125	knitted nippy grievous poodle skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	jittery inspector's extremely unsafe Fonzie's letterman's jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15
4127	blinking Usain Bolt's manspreader's medical-grade hardened slime hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	bouncing gray lard-coated forbidden hardened slime pants of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	Tesla Herculean supercool hardened slime belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	denatured shaking boot plant	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	delicious fortified squat sham champagne	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	ionized frozen tempura air	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 65
4134	polarized flattened quadruple-energized maroon pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 36
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	energetic vibrating Newton's smooth Bag o' Tricks	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: 30, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	green slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	bouncing spinning a creased paper strip	0		
4140	wobbly a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	tumbling a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	spinning a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	ghostly funny paper hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	warmed sand	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 33
4147	censurious charged magnet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	blue stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	blurry blinking quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	teal lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	triple-polymerized twirling dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	triple-pressed polymerized spinning Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 21
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	skewed red live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	mirror pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	jittery rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	mediocre pebblebr&auml;u	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	stale miniature rocky road ice cream	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	teal extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	nitrogenated activated tumbling children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 28
4164	super-pressed irradiated Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 53
4165	lard-coated Socratic Staff of the Soupbone of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4166	hale Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	tumbling padded Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	rosewater-soaked Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	Jeselnik's rock helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	upside-down upside-down rock pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	twirling extremely unsafe rock necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
4175	gray spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	fuchsia Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	wool sugar shotgun	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	stanky sugar shillelagh	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	pulsating narrow sugar shank of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	upside-down Jeselnik's baleful Socratic sugar chapeau	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	green sugar shorts	0		Item Drop: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	wobbly slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	tumbling red wicked slime convention pin	0		Spell Damage: +5
4188	pulsating slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	squat hardy sugar shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	ghostly narrow weightlifter's rave visor	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	wobbly dog trainer's baggy rave pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	jittery razor-sharp pacifier necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	bouncing sea cowbell	0		
4197	maroon tumbling sea	0		
4198	jittery sea lasso	0		
4199	sharpshooter's crafty sea cowboy hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	mirror Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	blurry jittery Sinatra's beefy brand new key	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5
4207	steel-toed dorsal fin	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	blurry roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	blue underwater slingshot	0		
4213	Da Vinci's skate blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +5
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	wobbly up-at-dawn perfumed collapsible baton	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	denatured aerosolized groupie spangles	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 48
4219	purple mansplainer's beefy skate board	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	lion tamer's yield shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	teal map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	jittery unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	Rosewater's Star of Bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	ghostly squat hacienda key	0		
4234	mirror maroon mansplainer's pat&eacute; knife	0		Monster Level: +15
4235	upside-down salt-shaker	0		
4236	huge can of sterno	0		
4237	cheese-slicer of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4238	snack-sized adequate beef jerky	2	good	
4239	pipe wrench of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
4240	ionized gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 11
4241	curative sleep mask	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	sock garters	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
4243	moist mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 63
4244	leather-bound tome of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	Usain Bolt's ivory cue ball	0		Initiative: +80
4247	lousy shaking decanter of fine Scotch	3	decent	
4248	distilled tumbling spinning expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 40
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	tumbling fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	electrified super-modified red vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 17
4253	improved non-Vulcanized potion of speed	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 67
4254	jittery bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	alkaline sap	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	spoiled chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	enchanted mediocre high-proof mulled cider	8	decent	Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	narrow mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bark boxers of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	ghostly huge cool bark beret	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	spinning bark bracelet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
4267	narrow lion tamer's stiffened Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	scorching healthy Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	lightning-fast sage Angelhair Culottes	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	deadly Fonzie's Newman's Own Trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	beefy Volartta's bellbottoms of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	skewed purple Oprah's experienced Lederhosen of the Night	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	corrupted unsweetened ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	mansplainer's occult weightlifter's Underworld truncheon	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	blinking twirling zippy inspector's therapeutic Staff of the Woodfire	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	stanky manspreader's Underworld flail of temperance	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	lime green Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	wobbly Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	educational Mer-kin bunwig of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	censurious reassuring grievous crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	huge lard-coated crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	zippy banded cool Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	huge MacGyver's razor-sharp thinker's Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	olive bouncing scandalous supercharged Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	bouncing Annie Oakley's padded Sinatra's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	chilly grievous Mer-kin headguard of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	Mer-kin waistrope of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4290	shaking Jack Frost's strapping Mer-kin facecowl of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20
4291	electrified Mer-kin thighguard	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4292	flame-wreathed Jim Carey's Mer-kin dodgeball of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	aromatic toasty Mer-kin dragnet of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	rosewater-soaked manspreader's Mer-kin switchblade of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	narrow crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	narrow nippy deadly Ass-Stompers of Violence of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	blurry grievous brawny Brand of Violence of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	Usain Bolt's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
4300	spinning Sherlock's fireproof toasty Lens of Violence	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	miser's smelly hale Pigsticker of Violence	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
4302	flame-wreathed Jodhpurs of Violence of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	skewed rock-hard fortified smooth Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	huge yellow lightning-fast wool toasty Girdle of Hatred	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	hardy hardened experienced Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50
4306	hale Pantaloons of Hatred of the businessman of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	horrifying Tesla Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4308	red toasty steel-toed Lens of Hatred of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	lime green frosty groovy Treads of Loathing of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	blurry Annie Oakley's weightlifter's Scepter of Loathing of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cloathing
4311	frightening hardy shellacked Belt of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	knitted occult stylish Goggles of Loathing	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	wobbly prompt supercool Stick-Knife of Loathing of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Cloathing
4314	double-paned smelly vibrating Jeans of Loathing	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	clever Annual Ascot	0		Maximum MP: +20
4316	blue blurry stiffened baleful Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	Jeselnik's energetic fortified Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	nippy coward's deadly Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	pulsating stiffened Windsor Pan of the Source of vim and vigor of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	padded grievous Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	censurious smartaleck's slick The Trickster's Trikitixa of the businessman	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	perfumed Socratic educational Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	upside-down greedy educational beefy Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	blinking Lo Pan's brainy Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	blue chilly friendly chaotic Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	Jack Frost's hale Bling of the New Wave of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	Sinatra's strapping La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	olive suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	miniature rotten spinning candy kneecapping stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	thick fancy toothsome licorice garrote	5	awesome	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	ghostly candy knuckles of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	tiny toothsome narrow jawbruiser	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	modified pickled maroon chocolate car	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	Samson's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	double-paned plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	wizardly plastic stocking mimic	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	wobbly savvy plastic Don Crimbo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	tumbling plastic Crimbomination of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	dry modified denatured wobbly Piddles	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	cold-filtered triple-flattened huge bouncing BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	pressed denatured Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	narrow string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	twirling olive gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	teal leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	cool snow hat	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	snow pants	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	cool snow belly	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	huge A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	delicious gigantic purple expired can of franks 'n' beans	8	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	hand-crafted expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	blurry elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	vacuum-sealed spinning elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	bland enchanted penguin focaccia bread	3	decent	Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	artisanal practically non-alcoholic herringcello	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	aged high-proof elven cellocello	10	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	gray blurry wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	green handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	red handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	spinning ghostly grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	Fonzie's throwing wrench	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	twirling pair of bolt cutters of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	spinning brawny poison pen	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	spinning speed limit shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	smartaleck's live wire of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	energetic misfit dolly of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	rosewater-soaked double-paned misfit hobby horse	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	lightning-fast misfit teddy bear of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	pocketwatch on a chain of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	spinning knitted cement sandals of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	lightning-fast wool night-vision goggles	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	blurry blue passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	jittery peanut brittle shield of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	green aromatic smartaleck's Red Rover BB gun	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	bouncing brawny red-and-green sweater	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	twirling Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	colloidal Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	quantum non-enhanced gray Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	quadruple-ionized Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	blinking Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	mirror savvy cheese sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	cheese diaper of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	purple Fonzie's cheese wheel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	curative cheese eye	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	ghostly greedy razor-sharp Staff of Queso Escusado of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	blinking foreign box	0		
4406	wobbly The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	mirror Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	stale quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	watered-down drinkable maroon Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	blinking colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	lion tamer's sealhide hood	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	teal sealhide leggings of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	narrow weightlifter's sealhide cloak	0		Muscle: +15
4418	dog trainer's sealhide buckler	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4419	yellow blurry ghostly experienced sealhide whip	0		Experience: +2
4420	blurry thinker's sealhide moccasins	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
4421	therapeutic sealhide gloves	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4422	sealhide belt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	ghostly puzzling trophy	0		
4425	deionized sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 48
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	rock-hard glowstick on a string	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Raveosity: +1
4429	hardy candy necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	teal teddybear backpack of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	colloidal liquefied extra-anodized spinning invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	activated jittery irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	pressed irritability potion	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	skewed Jeselnik's guard turtle shell	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	crowbar of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4443	tumbling sizzling spaghetti cult mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	aromatic spangly mariachi pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	foul-smelling flame-wreathed spangly mariachi vest	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10
4447	frightening spangly sombrero	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	boiled ghostly Instant Karma	1	good	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	huge map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	sinister pointy hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	wobbly MacGyver's machetito	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	lawnmower blade of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	sinister The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	upside-down pulsating cyan snowball	0		
4457	shaking snailmail bits	0		
4458	rosewater-soaked wizardly snailmail coif	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	flame-retardant snailmail breeches of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	curative stylish snailmail hauberk	0		Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4461	enhanced oxidized seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 43
4462	triple-tarnished blurry chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 37
4463	magnetized nitrogenated chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 62
4464	polymerized diffused bouncing bouncing chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 39
4465	ionized chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 20
4466	unsweetened chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 29
4467	boiled twirling chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 64
4468	tumbling Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	sinister BRICKO hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	BRICKO pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	BRICKO sword of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	upside-down BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	yellow BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	fuchsia shaking BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	wobbly teal upside-down BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	pulsating maroon BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	lime green BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	green BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	twirling BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	blinking savvy BRICKO bulwark	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	jittery BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	wobbly gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	huge BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	spinning BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	blue extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	vacuum-sealed denatured super-galvanized ghostly gray recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 15
4498	nitrogenated quantum skewed blinking recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 11
4499	dry huge recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 46
4500	cold-filtered shaking lime green recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 26
4501	energized double-tarnished narrow recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 57
4502	oxidized recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 52
4503	chilled recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	friendly veiny heart of the volcano	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
4505	moist upside-down Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 57
4506	squat puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	corrupted flattened flattened tumbling &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	toothsome walrus ice cream	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	small adequate beautiful soup	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	rotten ghostly Humpty Dumplings	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	tasty gigantic squat Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	7	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	weak mediocre pulsating missing wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	moldy matter custard	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	anodized comfit?	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	green ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	blurry Tesla therapeutic flamingo mallet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	pulsating pulsating croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	blue Jim Carey's Da Vinci's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	clever vibrating wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	diet decent donut	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	bland big spinning bucket of honey	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	energetic Samson's elephant stinger	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	big adequate dragon snaps	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	blinking maroon friendly MacGyver's snapdragon pistil	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	snack-sized adequate yellow rook cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	adequate immense squat bishop cookie	10	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	rotten maroon knight cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	rotten jumbo king cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	flavorless upside-down queen cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	lime green fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	knitted insane tophat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	wobbly reassuring stanky helm of the knight	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	scandalous experienced wristwatch of the knight	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	family-friendly personal trainer's trousers of the knight	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	Lo Pan's tophat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	healthy tie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4543	skewed Oprah's tuxedo pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	teal upside-down bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	skewed wizardly detour shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	spinning record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	upside-down hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	watered-down mediocre world's most unappetizing beverage	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	maroon chaotic slippery when wet shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	flavorless small blinking raisin	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	squat teal fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	ghostly vibrating flyest of shirts of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	stale a dance upon the palate	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	small special adequate prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2	good	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	yummy immense squirmy violent party snack	6	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	jittery Socratic can-you-dig-it?	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	shaking bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	skewed bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	altered cyan pulsating twirling Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	blinking shaking brainy school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	Usain Bolt's studded T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	upside-down fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	normal tiny six wedges of goat cheese	1	good	
4585	twirling collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	flame-wreathed pixel whip	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4590	greedy pixel chain whip	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	pixel morning star of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	jittery pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	squat pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	blinking pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	pulsating blue map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	yellow bouncing 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	pulsating bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	lousy practically non-alcoholic plastic cup of beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	tumbling orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	cyan bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	narrow lime green clever bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	normal gigantic sun-dried tofu	6	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	high-proof tolerable soyburger juice	7	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	liquefied essential soy	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	aerosolized ionized blue essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	hardened Crown of Thrones	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	drinkable spinning Cinco Mayo Lager	3	good	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	spinning pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	pulsating plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	super-concentrated aerosolized chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	bland pawn cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	boiled mirror fuchsia coffee pixie stick	1	good	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	bouncing parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	gray tumbling foul-smelling plastic spider ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	upside-down hardy plastic kazoo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	shaking clever inflatable baseball bat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	spinning blue vibrating googly-star hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	lime green googly-ball hat of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	ghostly scorching electrified googly-heart hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	twirling frosty Herculean super-sweet boom box	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	lard-coated Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's sinister demon mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	lightning-fast grievous streetfighting champion's belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	friendly crafty wicked Space Trip safety headphones	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	pulsating perfumed LARP carp	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4641	skewed educational KoL Con Six Pack of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15
4642	friendly Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4643	tumbling perfumed rxr shield	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	personal trainer's Juju Mojo Mask of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	space trooper helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	executive gravedigger's weightlifter's Meteoid ice beam	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	mirror ruddy shellacked fortified Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	fuchsia Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	jittery chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	tumbling fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	spinning ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	upside-down fuchsia zippy clever ironic knit cap	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	ironic battle spoon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
4655	wobbly greedy scandalous careful ironic jogging shorts	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	mole skin notebook of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	ghostly map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	chaotic blackberry galoshes	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
4660	dog trainer's hale trout fang	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	tasty snack-sized poisonous caviar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	altered nitrogenated extra-dry wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	Annie Oakley's Ellsbury's skull of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	tumbling steel-toed hot plate	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Thorns: 1
4666	frightening MacGyver's imp unity ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4668	blinking friendly observational glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4669	wobbly prompt hilarious comedy prop	0		Adventures: +3
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	drinkable booze-soaked cherry	3	good	
4672	mirror skewed comfy pillow	0		
4673	spoiled upside-down marshmallow	3	crappy	
4674	decent mirror teal sponge cake	3	good	
4675	fancy hand-crafted gin-soaked blotter paper	4	EPIC	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 10
4676	ghostly tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	ghostly volcanic ash	0		
4680	blurry smoked potsherd	0		
4681	maroon crafty pottery shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	ghostly pottery hat of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	pulsating huge lightning-fast Sherlock's pottery training pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	pulsating rosewater-soaked pottery club	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	yellow pottery yo-yo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	olive pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	lime green fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	narrow fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	jittery upside-down fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	olive toasty deadly Greatest American Pants of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	pulsating fossilized necklace of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	jittery imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	red-hot medallion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	spinning fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	twirling E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	huge yellow My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	gray tumbling immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	jittery GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	snack-sized toothsome lemon popsicle	2	awesome	
4715	stale popsicle	4	decent	
4716	decent gigantic strawberry popsicle	10	good	
4717	adequate half-sized liver popsicle	2	good	
4718	greasy mariachi hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	asbestos-lined Hollandaise helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	blinking organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	yellow microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	moldy snack-sized liver and let pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	snack-sized adequate badass pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	tasty shoo-fish pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	miniature rotten piping organ pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	stale igloo pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	spoiled tiny bouncing stomach turnover	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	bland dead lights pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	bland huge throbbing organ pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	hardened stop shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	jittery nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	twirling fuchsia rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	upside-down tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	veiny beer-soaked mop	0		Maximum HP: +10
4738	perfectly mixed day-old beer	4	EPIC	
4739	tolerable enchanted extra-dry plain beer	5	good	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 50
4740	aged skewed overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	awesome	
4741	squat smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	wet aerosolized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 69
4745	oxidized twirling Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 69
4746	double-unsweetened Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 36
4747	flavorless red bone meal	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	irresponsibly strong aged bone aperitif	9	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	fuchsia bonerang of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	miser's bone and arrows	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	mirror shaking flame-wreathed boning knife	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	greasy bone crusher	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	slick bone spurs	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	pulsating foul-smelling shellacked bonedanna	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	jittery olive experienced boneana hammock of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	upside-down wobbly Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	dry frozen double-cold-filtered candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	squat Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	mirror packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	blinking bouncing huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	adequate pumpkin pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	delicious special pumpkin beer	3	awesome	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	tarnished purple pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	bouncing banded shin gourds of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	double-paned mansplainer's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	wobbly Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	spinning red Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	huge flavorless jittery CRIMBCOIDS mints	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	twirling can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	normal half-sized CRIMBCOLOAF	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	huge spoiled squat circular CRIMBCOOKIE	9	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	upside-down strapping plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	plastic fax machine of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	squat foul-smelling plastic hobo elf	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	blinking fireproof plastic Mr. Mination	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	upside-down pulsating dance instructor's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	green hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	cyan twirling S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	olive robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	bouncing robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	super-sized flavorless ghostly triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	stale square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	huge gravedigger's bindlestocking of wisdom of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	purple sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	narrow The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	jittery inspector's slick Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of the empath of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	Fonzie's stylish Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	jittery electrified Uncle Hobo's highest bough of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	ghostly Uncle Hobo's belt of the sewer of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	adjusted chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	arcane researcher's gift-a-pult	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	double-altered squat holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	yellow CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	pulsating Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	shaking bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	pulsating fuchsia chaotic CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	maroon CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	squat photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	lion tamer's Temple Grandin's paperclip-on tie of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	cool paperclip pants of the detective	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	avaricious quilted extremely unsafe paperclip turban	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	miser's paperclip cape	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	shaking gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	Vulcanized twirling chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	ionized polarized jittery bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	triple-altered non-adjusted incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	triple-diffused non-galvanized myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	blurry CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	fortified mediocre CRIMBCO wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	shaking Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	wobbly spinning toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	massive normal toe jam toast	9	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	skewed traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	moldy skewed traffic jam toast	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	toothsome bouncing space jam toast	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	frozen triple-irradiated motivational poster	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	wobbly wobbly sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	gray slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	jittery BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	spoiled squat wobbly festive sausage	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	normal special wobbly holiday cheese log	3	good	Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	pulsating double-paned Socratic BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	lion tamer's sinister BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	olive huge hardy BGE pocket calendar	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	chilly BGE plastic toy	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	stapler bear of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	huge narrow energetic adhesive tape dolly	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	deadly scissor duck	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	wobbly jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	cool Seven Loco of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	perfumed Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Herculean Loathing Legion moondial	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Newton's Loathing Legion necktie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	jittery purple Loathing Legion knife of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	skewed hardened Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	deadly Loathing Legion can opener	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	perfumed Loathing Legion chainsaw of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	jittery lion tamer's Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	twirling Loathing Legion flamethrower of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	MacGyver's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	dog trainer's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	sinister Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	pulsating stiffened Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	ribald Loathing Legion abacus	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	sizzling Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	double-paned Loathing Legion hammer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	spinning quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	blurry arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	jumbo delicious Knob jelly donut	5	awesome	
4942	ghostly Knob cake	0		
4943	spinning Knob cake pan	0		
4944	blue skewed Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	tumbling GOTO	0		
4949	irradiated frozen weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 38
4950	corrupted abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 36
4951	green squat slick flimsy clipboard	0		Moxie: +10
4952	super-activated skewed baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 62
4953	Herculean whalebone corset of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
4954	shellacked oven mitts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
4955	half-sized adequate overcookie	2	good	
4956	diet rotten huge philosopher's scone	1	crappy	
4957	chilled anodized half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 52
4958	smelly Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4959	stale tumbling skewed Knob nuts	4	decent	
4960	distilled bad shaking Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5	decent	
4961	tumbling Subject 37 file	0		
4962	red mirror smelly mysterious lapel pin of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4963	mirror state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	gray Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	gray blinking skewed tumbling Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	lime green Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	wobbly Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	maroon Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	narrow Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	huge Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	upside-down Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	blurry Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	red Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	blinking Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	green Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	blinking spinning Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	skewed Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	blurry Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	spinning Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	pulsating Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	card sleeve of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	rotten snack-sized wasabi pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	gigantic flavorless tobiko pocky	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	small stale spinning natto pocky	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	weak drinkable wasabi-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	high-proof delicious bouncing tobiko-infused sake	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	acceptable mirror natto-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	anodized tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	boiled blurry natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	tumbling Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	warmed alkaline tumbling elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	tolerable marshmallow flamb&eacute;	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	bad cranberry schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	bad breaded beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	lousy soy cordial	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	narrow gravedigger's razor-sharp Samson's astral bludgeon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
5029	manspreader's savvy astral shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
5030	gravedigger's nasty personal trainer's astral chapeau	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	green medical-grade studded Da Vinci's astral bracer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5032	jittery lightning-fast inspector's astral longbow of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40
5033	blinking up-at-dawn beefcake's astral shorts of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	tumbling narrow nippy sharpshooter's personal trainer's astral mace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
5035	up-at-dawn knitted astral trousers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	Jeselnik's stiffened astral ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +25
5037	wholesome Fonzie's astral statuette of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
5038	blinking tumbling toasty friendly beefcake's astral pistol	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5
5039	narrow boxer's stylish astral mask	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	twirling lion tamer's Annie Oakley's astral shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +5
5042	shaking nasty astral belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +5
5043	moldy astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	fancy drinkable cyan spinning astral pilsner	3	???	Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 50
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	mirror shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	fuchsia spinning prompt Sherlock's forbidden double-ice cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	coward's forbidden double-ice box of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	blurry MacGyver's double-ice britches of temperance of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	wobbly intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	ionized warmed Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	dry extra-galvanized Red Pill	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	ghostly Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	spinning the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	olive Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	massive delicious shaking spaghetti con calaveras	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	jumbo spoiled popcorn	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	normal chaos popcorn	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	shaking flame-wreathed Rosewater's weightlifter's hole	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	ghostly innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	miniature stale s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Russian Ice	1	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	huge olive strapping clay ashtray	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	studded lanyard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	shaking Jim Carey's monster pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	liquefied purple Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	vibrating Van der Graaf helmet of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	skewed therapeutic crutch	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	lard-coated shock belt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	corrupted oxidized bouncing Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	supercool rubber band gun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	greasy pin-stripe slacks	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	Newton's gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	polarized tumbling correction fluid	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	nasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	blurry upside-down Sinatra's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	executive Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	occult Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	arcane researcher's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	fuchsia mirror Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	inspector's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	wobbly spinning censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Samson's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	gray asbestos-lined Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	grievous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	mirror twirling stylish Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	nasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	alkaline willyweed	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	ionized wet wobbly Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	anodized skewed bouncing fish juice box	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	irresponsibly strong acceptable Jeppson's Malort	6	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	blinking lion tamer's stress ball	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Ultracolor&trade; shirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	huge A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	shaking maroon jittery bird brain	0		
5119	blinking blinking busted wings	0		
5120	twirling Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	tumbling rosewater-soaked arcane researcher's Admiral's hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	manspreader's hardened aviator's cap of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	blinking coward's extremely unsafe mirrored aviator shades	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	ghostly Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	galvanized wobbly Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	delicious upside-down elven hardtack	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	acceptable blue shaking wobbly elven squeeze	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	ghostly E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	jittery E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	shaking fuchsia E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	denatured olive astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 35
5141	shaking Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	tumbling jittery moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	purple handful of honey	0		
5145	boiled concentrated honeypot	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 38
5146	rotten wild honey pie	3	crappy	
5147	perfectly mixed ghostly honey mead	4	EPIC	
5148	jittery asbestos-lined honey dipper of vim and vigor of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7
5149	therapeutic wizardly honeybritches of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	mirror censurious clever stylish honeycap	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	manspreader's Moonthril Circlet	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	therapeutic Moonthril Greaves	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	bouncing prompt Moonthril Flamberge	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Jim Carey's Moonthril Longbow	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Moonthril Cuirass of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	spinning plush alielf of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	triple-pressed deionized Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	dog trainer's plush dogcat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	plush hamsterpus of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	stylish plush alien hamsterpus	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	ribald plush mutated alielf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	vibrating studded plush mutated alielephant	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	Oprah's girl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	shaking blurry top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	wobbly synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	ghostly shaking squat distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	twirling gray elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	tarnished Vulcanized transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	weak mediocre Saison du Lune	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	lousy maroon Moonthril Schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	tolerable Wrecked Generator	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	flavorless half-sized Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	adequate snack-sized Crepes a la Lune	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	yummy mirror Moon Pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	improved green Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	diffused activated modified olive Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	chilled maroon tumbling 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	cyan Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	spinning blurry Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	chilled cold-filtered ghostly blue honey stick	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 67
5189	flattened double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	manspreader's wicked Rosewater's Operation Patriot Shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	vacuum-sealed unsweetened dry corrupted data	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	purple thinker's Great S-Cape	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	supercool Marvelous Unitard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	vaporized olive gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	twisted narrow beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	boiled fuchsia paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	vaporized blurry ectoplasmic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	vaporized bouncing greasy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dehydrated bug paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	vaporized hippy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	dried orc paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	modified blue narrow demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	powdered fuchsia indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	diluted shaking paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dehydrated tumbling goblin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	pickled narrow pirate paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	compressed chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	dried mirror pulsating paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	vaporized fuchsia huge Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	pickled blinking shaking slimy paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	twisted ghostly penguin paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	altered ghostly maroon elemental paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	diluted squat cosmic paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	dehydrated hobo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	compressed wobbly Crimbo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	bouncing Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	blinking fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	special moldy narrow Ur-Donut	3	crappy	Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	olive The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	mirror twirling box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	weak artisanal bucket of wine	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	tasty thick green ultrafondue	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	skewed unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	blue crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	ghostly borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	lion tamer's shining halo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	scorching furry halo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	educational frosty halo	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	bouncing extremely unsafe time halo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	bad irresponsibly strong Lumineux Limnio	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	smooth Morto Moreto	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	lousy Temps Tempranillo	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	spirit-forward perfectly mixed huge huge Bordeaux Marteaux	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	bad wobbly twirling twirling Fromage Pinotage	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	perfectly mixed upside-down Beignet Milgranet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	aged Muschat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	spoiled snack-sized cool jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	rotten shrapnel jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	decent mirror occult jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	bland thyme jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	special diet flavorless danish	1	decent	Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	stale smashed danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	big tasty forbidden danish	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	adequate cool cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	stale massive blunt cat claw	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	moldy shadowy cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	bland super-sized squat spinning cyan cheezburger	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	decent toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	warmed cold-filtered yellow tumbling potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	pressed polarized too legit potion	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	boiled quadruple-magnetized frozen Bright Water	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	magnetized improved pulsating yellow cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	double-cold-filtered colloidal graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	pressed huge cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	cold-filtered improved potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	colloidal bouncing potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	triple-modified nitrogenated concentrated potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	flattened wobbly twirling squat potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	enhanced pressed blurry potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	skewed holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	huge bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	jittery ghostly gray broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	jittery noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	gray therapeutic hammerus	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	veiny blunt icepick	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	blinking Jack Frost's fluorescent lightbulb	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	sizzling curative blammer	0		Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	clock-cleaning hammer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	shaking 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	blinking cool broken clock	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	pulsating dethklok of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	olive occult glacial clock	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	twirling d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	maroon d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	pulsating d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	purple d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	twirling generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy small blinking phish stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	gray hale Fonzie's plastic vampire fangs of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	green your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	asbestos-lined Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	chilly rosy-cheeked stiffened Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	jittery horrifying Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	mirror Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	jittery chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	extra-diffused super-pickled denatured huge ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	nitrogenated necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	colloidal pulsating bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	extra-warmed whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	vacuum-sealed bouncing press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	quadruple-aerosolized cold-filtered mirror Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	ionized Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	double-denatured adjusted Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	ionized Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	deionized warmed Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	bad practically non-alcoholic Ecto-Cooler	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	hand-crafted ghostly Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	acceptable Blood Light	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	smooth Silver Bullet beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	perfectly mixed watered-down twirling Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	bouncing blurry ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	ionized anodized sorority brain	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	dry lime green Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	quadruple-energized drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	Oprah's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	MacGyver's quilted BRAINS shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	lion tamer's Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	wobbly dance instructor's scrunchie	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	family-friendly brawny extremely skinny jeans	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	blinking energetic The Necbromancer's Hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	frosty hardened sinister The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	family-friendly chilly extremely unsafe The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	supercharged experienced cool The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	lousy The Cooler Out of Space	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	jittery wobbly The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	diffused denatured quantum twirling Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	narrow squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	gray jittery The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	upside-down Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	narrow Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	skewed Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	skewed CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	blue CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	narrow Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	huge Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	blurry blurry reassuring KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	olive cool plastic trollipop	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	ribald plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	bouncing Newton's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	executive plastic colollilossus	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	squat mansplainer's curative plastic Big Candy	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	fuchsia spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	compressed groose grease	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	gray lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pulsating pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	fuchsia tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	blue mirror strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ridiculous belt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	dangerous ridiculous earring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	curative ridiculous sunglasses	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	delicious twirling bouncing ridiculous sandwich	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	watered-down perfectly mixed ridiculous cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	auspicious Lo Pan's zombie monkey necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	narrow blurry sandpaper	0		
5395	spinning peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	chilled peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	bite-sized stale peppermint patty	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	red wobbly peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	blurry tumbling peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	fuchsia candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	wobbly red sinister candy cane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	skewed Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	mirror cyan Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	sizzling dog trainer's Van der Graaf cane-mail shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	purple ghostly censurious lard-coated healthy cane-mail pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	high-proof hand-crafted Vodka Matryoshka	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	delicious special Gin Mint	4	awesome	Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	tolerable Tequiz Navidad	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	hand-crafted Mint Yulep	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	acceptable wobbly Crimbojito	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	acceptable weak Sangria de Menthe	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	mirror olive shaking candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	corrupted twirling licorice root	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	polarized banana supersucker	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	frozen dry cyan huge pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	deionized boiled lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	Vulcanized chilled maroon kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	super-nitrogenated strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	lime green horrifying bananarama bangle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	squat supercool pair of pearidot earrings	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	banded tourmalime tourniquet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	dangerous kumquartz ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	spinning frightening strawberyl necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	scandalous clever sucker bucket	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	purple extremely unsafe sucker hakama	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	sucker kabuto of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	yellow huge mirror sucker tachi of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	blinking raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	cyan pulsating fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	ionized bouncing mirror fudge lily	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	blurry superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	improved mirror pulsating narrow fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	ghostly fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	big special flavorless fudgesicle	5	decent	Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	upside-down wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	cyan The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	boiled teal devilish folio	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	twirling clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	tumbling dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	cyan furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	bouncing lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	upside-down avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	squat gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	fuchsia gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	Vulcanized enhanced pressed wobbly Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	fancy half-sized adequate blurry fudge bunny	2	good	Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	friendly extremely unsafe fudgecycle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	blinking gray fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	ghostly wobbly Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	ionized wet resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	alkaline double-wet resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	tarnished deionized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	tarnished activated resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	ionized resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	pickled enhanced wet resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	improved enhanced resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	alkaline vacuum-sealed wobbly blurry resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	altered resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	flattened blinking gummi salamander	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	quadruple-dry triple-improved jittery bouncing gummi snake	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	extra-irradiated gummi canary	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	stale snack-sized gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	decent thick gummi bear	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	flavorless skewed gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	bland tiny drunki-bear	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	miniature flavorless drunki-bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	rotten teal drunki-bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	lime green rock-hard gummi bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	squat manspreader's fudge pocket square	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lollipop cufflinks of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	teal huge belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	warmed gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	improved huge gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	aerosolized huge gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	squat all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	nasty Big Candy's tophat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	lime green blurry Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	jittery upside-down Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	purple pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	moldy jerky coins	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	drinkable weak gray Go-Wassail	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	triple-cold-filtered dry Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	unsweetened concentrated maroon shaking bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	improved triple-ionized bouncing wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	mirror Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	twirling Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	jittery huge pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pulsating pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	gray mirror pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	twirling pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	huge bouncing pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	skewed pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	lime green pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	oxidized super-nitrogenated irradiated squat Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	tasty berries of suffering	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	frozen baobab sap	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	pickled Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	high-proof special hand-crafted Barulio's bottle	7	EPIC	Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	adjusted super-enhanced Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	maroon glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	magnetized wobbly desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	twirling Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	medical-grade smartaleck's Leapin' Trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5544	tolerable ghostly eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	spoiled hamhock	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	twirling The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	pulsating jittery gray Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	teal Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	mirror spinning Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	therapeutic Trusty	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	green empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	polymerized fireclutch	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 35
5556	jittery fireproof studded Rain-Doh wings	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	red hardened Rain-Doh laser gun of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	bouncing Rain-Doh lantern of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	Rain-Doh violet bo of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	skewed Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	bland huge PB&BP	6	decent	
5566	normal low-calorie huge club sandwich	1	good	
5567	flavorless fancy gray corned-beef Reuben	4	decent	Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 30
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	mirror red loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	tumbling wobbly Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	mediocre fortified twirling Drac & Tan	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Transylvania Sling	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	drinkable blinking Shot of the Living Dead	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	bad wobbly Buttery Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	watered-down tolerable Slippery Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	drinkable Flaming Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	strong perfectly mixed Grasshopper	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Locust	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	distilled lousy bouncing Plague of Locusts	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	weak mediocre Red Dwarf	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	artisanal practically non-alcoholic lime green spinning Golden Mean	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	triple-distilled acceptable huge Green Giant	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	drinkable weak Aye Aye	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	drinkable Aye Aye, Captain	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	tolerable upside-down Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	acceptable pulsating Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	fancy hand-crafted triple-distilled More Humanitini than Humanitini	8	EPIC	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	weak lousy enchanted narrow Oh, the Humanitini	2	decent	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic shaking yellow Great Older Fashioned	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	mediocre fortified fancy Fuzzy Tentacle	5	decent	Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	hand-crafted blurry Crazymaker	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	drinkable blue spinning Zoodriver	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	acceptable Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	fancy tolerable Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4	good	Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	triple-distilled lousy Suffering Sinner	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	mediocre practically non-alcoholic ghostly Suppurating Sinner	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	bad teal Sizzling Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	delicious Firewater	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Earth and Firewater	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	perfectly mixed Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	smooth Slimosa	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	watered-down lousy Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	artisanal special Slimebite	4	EPIC	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	mediocre Cement Mixer	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	hand-crafted high-proof Jackhammer	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	bad blurry Dump Truck	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	delicious skewed Fauna Libre	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	aged weak Chakra Libre	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	artisanal Aura Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	enchanted acceptable practically non-alcoholic blinking Sazerorc	1	good	Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	aged olive Sazuruk-hai	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	aged wobbly Flaming Sazerorc	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	hand-crafted jittery Green Velvet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	artisanal shaking Green Muslin	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	spirit-forward drinkable upside-down Green Burlap	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	drinkable watered-down shaking Mohobo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Moonshine Mohobo	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	acceptable Flaming Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	smooth cyan Drunken Philosopher	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	mediocre watered-down maroon wobbly Drunken Neurologist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	bad watered-down skewed Drunken Astrophysicist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	irresponsibly strong aged Dark & Starry	6	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	weak perfectly mixed Black Hole	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	perfectly mixed lime green Event Horizon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	hand-crafted purple skewed Herring Daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	special aged ghostly green Herring Wallbanger	3	awesome	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	artisanal wobbly Herringtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	watered-down smooth Lollipop Drop	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	tolerable skewed Candy Alexander	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	delicious Candicaine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	artisanal watered-down yellow bouncing Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	hand-crafted Flying Caipiranha	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	tolerable pulsating pulsating Flaming Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	artisanal practically non-alcoholic squat Punchplanter	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	aged practically non-alcoholic Doublepunchplanter	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	bad practically non-alcoholic Haymaker	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	wobbly crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	flavorless fungus	3	decent	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	adjusted pressed wobbly wobbly stone wool	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 17
5644	bouncing stones	0		
5645	twirling the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	mirror calendar fragment	0		
5647	lightning-fast calendar	0		Initiative: +40
5648	executive asbestos-lined Boris's Helm	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	purple lard-coated Oprah's staph of homophones	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
5650	rosewater-soaked hardened Boris's Helm (askew) of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	flavorless tumbling nailswurst	4	decent	
5655	acceptable practically non-alcoholic used beer	1	good	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	squat Van der Graaf insulting hat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	offensive moustache of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
5661	hairshirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	wobbly microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	huge pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	huge puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	fuchsia club	0		
5670	spoiled tiny maroon fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	1	crappy	
5671	mediocre slap and slap again	4	decent	
5672	narrow gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	twirling beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	boiled fuchsia watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 40
5676	maroon pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	scorching Ze&trade; goggles	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	teal soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	veiny stylish swimsuit of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	normal tiny P.B.L.T.	1	good	
5682	upside-down note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	pulsating shaking handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	mirror purple bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	green brainy UV monocular	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
5689	purple drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	squat Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	ghostly pacification grenade	0		
5692	tumbling frightening quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Spooky Damage: +5
5693	blinking prompt phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
5694	green Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	wobbly beefy bugbear detector	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
5696	jittery bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	pulsating 1 Meat	0		
5698	Herculean The Lost Glasses of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	ghostly Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	wobbly crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	skewed Temple Grandin's energetic wax hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	cyan banded brainy wax pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	liquefied aerosolized ghostly drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	maroon MacGyver's rosy-cheeked fireman's helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	twirling toasty fire axe	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	ribald ruddy extremely unsafe fire extinguisher	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	mirror blinking FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	adequate bouncing FDKOL hotcakes	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	olive smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	snack-sized adequate narrow fiery wing	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	bouncing Jeselnik's Van der Graaf wings of fire	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	Annie Oakley's FDKOL fire hose	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	quadruple-colloidal pulsating bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	double-paned ribald hot daub bun	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	blurry chaotic electrified hot daub stand	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	pulsating up-at-dawn foot-long hot daub	0		Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	toothsome small angst burger	2	awesome	
5731	hand-crafted fancy 5-hour acrimony	3	EPIC	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 40
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	fancy normal snack-sized upside-down forbidden sausage	2	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10
5735	Fonzie's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	energized mirror Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 17
5737	energized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	gray blurry lightning-fast Camp Scout backpack	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	purple upside-down CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	stale small bag of GORP	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	artisanal weak water purification pills	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	spinning Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	aged CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	moldy snack-sized bag of GORF	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	diet normal bag of QWOP	1	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	polarized irradiated CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	practically non-alcoholic bad blurry CSA cheerfulness ration	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	gray Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	flavorless small crappy brain	2	decent	
5753	decent tumbling decent brain	4	good	
5754	normal good brain	4	good	
5755	small bland boss brain	2	decent	
5756	massive moldy hunter brain	9	crappy	
5758	teal rosewater-soaked razor-sharp smartaleck's Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	lard-coated energetic staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5760	Tesla curative staff of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5761	gray hardened Newton's Staff of the Scummy Sink of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	ghostly purple nose	0		
5763	wizardly Superhero Reboots of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 45
5764	double-paned thinker's fuzzy busby	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	supercharged strapping fuzzy earmuffs	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	censurious Da Vinci's brawny fuzzy montera	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	tumbling Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	huge gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	huge gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	blinking gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	ghostly gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	squat Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	green talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	Da Vinci's Barney's rake of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
5778	decent half-sized shaking idiot brain	2	good	
5779	blurry mansplainer's keel-haulin' knife	0		Monster Level: +15
5780	miser's ice cream scoop	0		Meat Drop: +10
5781	hand-crafted soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	EPIC	
5782	squat morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	twirling weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	blinking messy butt joint	0		
5788	maroon blurry smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	cyan spinning bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	toasty brainy right bear arm	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	MacGyver's quilted left bear arm of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	thinker's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Mysticality: +10
5794	triple-nitrogenated dry extra-galvanized Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 40
5795	electrified Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 47
5796	pressed teal Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 58
5797	diffused concentrated ghostly Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 57
5798	frozen triple-denatured bouncing Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 55
5799	magnetized eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 44
5800	dry galvanized skewed Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 66
5801	modified bouncing Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 57
5802	polarized blinking perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 60
5803	irradiated vacuum-sealed galvanized White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 39
5804	magnetized activated tumbling Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 60
5805	double-deionized skewed breath mint	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 68
5806	Vulcanized ionized muesli	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 56
5807	corrupted mirror pulsating glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 62
5808	alkaline spinning glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 50
5809	quantum diffused Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 13
5810	corrupted boiled Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 33
5811	liquefied skewed tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 34
5812	warmed corrupted blinking skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 21
5813	dry smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 34
5814	alkaline activated blob of acid	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 52
5815	nitrogenated polarized concentrated blurry tumbling flayed mind	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 66
5816	non-irradiated kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 17
5817	boiled tumbling forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 32
5818	colloidal blurry Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 27
5819	tarnished pressed skewed gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 13
5820	oxidized quadruple-denatured flattened bull blubber	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 47
5821	extra-modified modified frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 52
5822	altered super-galvanized huge tumbling gazely stare	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 54
5823	vacuum-sealed ghostly canopic jar	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 27
5824	double-warmed irradiated clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 33
5825	quantum Vulcanized fuchsia ghostly Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 11
5826	quantum corrupted moist mirror ghostly zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 36
5827	flattened magnetized skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 42
5828	magnetized tarnished gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 68
5829	boiled purple janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 55
5830	activated quadruple-polarized pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
5831	triple-ionized super-flattened pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 36
5832	Vulcanized corrupted teal skewed secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 24
5833	extra-unsweetened blurry brigand brittle	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 19
5834	flattened anodized oxidized holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 26
5835	quadruple-deionized scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 31
5836	dry embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 49
5837	electrified nitrogenated Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 32
5838	polarized Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 30
5839	corrupted yellow tumbling ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 64
5840	unsweetened dry olive squat Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48
5841	concentrated cold-filtered wobbly A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 43
5842	nitrogenated flattened non-cold-filtered shaking toothbrush	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 66
5843	double-anodized narrow pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 29
5844	pickled diffused una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 69
5845	non-pickled quantum spinning compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 35
5846	altered salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 36
5847	aerosolized boiled unholy water	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 47
5848	wet tarnished Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 38
5849	electrified irradiated maroon handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 42
5850	cold-filtered space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 40
5851	quantum temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 58
5852	pickled shaking oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 60
5853	energized quantum stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 20
5854	warmed denatured fuchsia BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 65
5855	enhanced Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 57
5856	improved bouncing Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 14
5857	polarized grey cube	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 57
5858	deionized wobbly votive candle	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 31
5859	aerosolized anodized booby trap	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 35
5860	extra-cold-filtered cold-filtered Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 18
5861	wet red good ash	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 53
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	purple shaking Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	cold-filtered papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	warmed upside-down papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	colloidal ionized aerosolized huge papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	Newton's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	asbestos-lined Van der Graaf papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	stanky stiffened papier-masque	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	huge nippy electrified papier-mitre	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	slick papier-m&acirc;churidars of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	huge papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	shaking papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	bouncing bouncing papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Rainbow Jello Mould of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
5879	pulsating Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	blurry maroon packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	wobbly upside-down prompt skeleton skis of Gandalf of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	massive stale skeleton quiche	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	squat skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	spinning skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	executive Van der Graaf resourceful Herculean Bonestabber	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	mediocre high-proof jittery shaking crystal skeleton vodka	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	narrow Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	wobbly jittery savvy auxiliary backbone	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	narrow skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	aerosolized bouncing fuchsia that gum you like	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 68
5893	jittery dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	maroon ghostly avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	squat canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	modified Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	upside-down jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	lime green blinking squat jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	blurry pixel energy tank	0		
5908	wobbly ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	resourceful steel-toed wedding ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	blurry nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	teal stiffened Solstice Shield of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +20
5913	wet candy sushi set	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	quadruple-corrupted sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	super-improved mirror beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	triple-ionized corrupted warmed sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	oxidized huge cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	plastic animelf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	executive plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	up-at-dawn plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	blinking beefy plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	maroon hardened plastic MechaElf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	wobbly plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	blinking lime green electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	narrow Jack Frost's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	ghostly tumbling bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	olive blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	tumbling spinning blue aromatic razor-sharp plastic four-shadowed mime of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	family-friendly energetic plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	extremely unsafe plastic Rene C. Corman of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	squat inspector's beefcake's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	lightning-fast plastic Beebee King	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	maroon nasty plastic Queen Bee	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	squat squat arcane researcher's plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	chilly plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	scandalous plastic spiderbugbear	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	savvy plastic peacannon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	mirror careful plastic the Free Man	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	censurious plastic fire servant	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	narrow Da Vinci's plastic mumblebee	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	coward's plastic moneybee	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	personal trainer's plastic beebee gunners	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	plastic beebee queue of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	scandalous plastic buzzerker	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	supercharged plastic bee swarm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	skewed plastic batbugbear	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	greasy plastic bugaboo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	Temple Grandin's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	plastic ops bugbear of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	huge beefcake's plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	squat manspreader's plastic cavebugbear	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	dance instructor's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	spinning inspector's plastic angry space marine	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	squat plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	skewed fuchsia flame-wreathed plastic Father McGruber	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	blurry Tesla plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	pulsating plastic blazing bat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	therapeutic electronic dulcimer pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	banded educational Frown Exerciser	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	twirling soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	twirling soul knife	0		
5970	Rosewater's soul mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
5971	blue record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	ghostly record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	cyan record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	avaricious horrifying chaotic silent beret	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	jumbo normal slice of pizza	5	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	jittery star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	smooth tankard of ale	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	green vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	squat inspector's reassuring steel-toed cloth cap	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	upside-down executive Jeselnik's scorching iron dagger	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	massive decent hamburger	9	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	spinning fuchsia dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	boozy lousy bottle of wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	blue round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	huge avaricious inspector's Tesla iron helmet	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	squat mansplainer's electrified arcane researcher's steel sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	delicious whole roasted chicken	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	narrow extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	spinning maroon potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	lousy shining goblet	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	chaotic banded crown of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	frosty electrified sword of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	quilted wicked groovy Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	flame-retardant ribald supercool Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	shellacked quilted Sinatra's Sword of Dark Omens	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	frosty dance instructor's Shield of Icy Fate of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	baleful sinister Greaves of the Murk Lord of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: 35, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	blinking perfumed lion tamer's Socratic Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	sage Boots of Twilight Whispers of the storm of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	bouncing Usain Bolt's groovy Belt of Howling Anger of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	cool logging hatchet	0		Moxie: +5
6011	hardened orc wrist	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6012	quilted freshwater pearl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40
6013	shaking squat scorching Sinatra's orcish stud-finder	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25
6014	nasty screwing pooch	0		Stench Damage: +5
6015	dry extra-tarnished bouncing orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 55
6016	irradiated ghostly orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 57
6017	magnetized squat orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 18
6018	triple-distilled acceptable backwoods screwdriver	9	good	
6019	wholesome loadstone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6020	shaking inspector's MacGyver's Claybender glasses	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6021	blue up-at-dawn Oprah's Duskwalker fangs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	flame-retardant curative Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	hale Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Maximum HP: +20
6025	triple-warmed Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 66
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	shaking T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	dress pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	narrow spinning badge of authority of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
6032	upside-down razor-sharp motorcycle boots of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6033	Temple Grandin's stolen necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
6034	reassuring troll britches of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	pressed pressed shaking vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 56
6036	drinkable pulsating artisanal limoncello	3	good	
6037	squat ginger ale	0		
6038	rotten massive mirror incredible pizza	10	crappy	
6039	medical-grade oil cap of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	gravedigger's oil lamp of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
6041	oil slacks	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	wobbly oil pan of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
6043	boid	0		
6044	green woim	0		
6045	wobbly Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	ribald sinister Misty Cloak	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
6048	friendly shellacked Misty Robe	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +3
6049	Tesla savvy strapping Misty Cape	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6050	green woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	bland massive Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	lousy huge Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	diffused shaking mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	medical-grade occult Meatcleaver	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	skewed cyan Crimbo Elf bobble-head of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	red dog trainer's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Tesla Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	jittery Temple Grandin's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	upside-down Jack Frost's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	tumbling Van der Graaf Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	tumbling fuchsia goblin collarbone	0		
6067	brawny Truthsayer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	ghostly loose blade	0		
6069	spinning goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	tumbling Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	squat confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	enhanced chilled haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	wet nitrogenated squat magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	tarnished enhanced red 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	perfectly mixed McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	spoiled haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	gray school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	jittery therapeutic haggis socks	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	skewed Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	huge actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	vibrating Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	purple Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	inspector's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	therapeutic Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	tumbling up-at-dawn Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	brainy Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	Tesla Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	cyan mansplainer's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	perfumed Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	sizzling Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	educational Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	bouncing classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	wobbly upside-down gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	blurry beefy Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	wobbly pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	spinning homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	spinning homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	purple Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	spinning Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	groovy beefy Ginsu&trade;	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	blinking bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bouncing bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	blurry spinning zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	skewed abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	hand-crafted Chinese beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	teal rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	yellow furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	ionized double-wet bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	fuchsia banded novelty tattoo sleeves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	blinking pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	miser's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	jittery piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	twirling padded White Dragon Fang of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	purple blinking arcane researcher's butterfly knife	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	blinking bouncing spinning pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	ghostly weighted paperclip chain of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	rubber gloves of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	small normal roasted duck	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	huge rotten dead meat bun	7	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	bouncing cat collar of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	spinning jittery ruddy sage suspicious-looking fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	lime green Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	olive carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	bland small upside-down carrot cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	hand-crafted weak ghostly carrot claret	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	denatured maroon skewed carrot juice	1	crappy	Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	lime green pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	blurry flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	asbestos-lined personal trainer's Byte	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	skewed manspreader's anger blaster	0		Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	Sinatra's doubt cannon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	razor-sharp fear condenser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	blinking stanky regret hose	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	wobbly Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	skewed Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	squat cyan flame-wreathed commodore's hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	crafty naval trousers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	avaricious mansplainer's deck cannon	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	censurious ornamental sextant	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	ghostly teal padded Bloodbath of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	bad Hundred Headed IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	flavorless chum	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	pickled double-modified crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 27
6172	boiled moist ghostly candy crayons	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	Jim Carey's rock-hard pixel grappling hook	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	purple GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	twirling fuchsia cosmic fruit	0		
6184	boxer's Jarlsberg's hat of dire peril of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6185	flavorless miniature squat consummate hard-boiled egg	2	decent	
6186	flavorless consummate fried egg	3	decent	
6187	decent maroon consummate egg salad	4	good	
6188	bland consummate bagel	3	decent	
6189	snack-sized flavorless consummate sliced bread	2	decent	
6190	bland wobbly consummate hot dog bun	3	decent	
6191	diet normal upside-down narrow consummate brownie	1	good	
6192	adequate consummate toast	3	good	
6193	practically non-alcoholic drinkable passable stout	1	good	
6194	stale huge consummate soup	9	decent	
6195	adequate green consummate corn chips	4	good	
6196	stale blue consummate salad	4	decent	
6197	adequate tiny consummate salsa	1	good	
6198	fancy bland miniature consummate sauerkraut	2	decent	Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 50
6199	tasty consummate cheese slice	4	awesome	
6200	adequate half-sized jittery jittery consummate melted cheese	2	good	
6201	miniature rotten consummate bacon	2	crappy	
6202	big normal bouncing consummate meatloaf	5	good	
6203	enchanted big yummy consummate steak	5	awesome	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 30
6204	bland diet special tumbling consummate cuts	1	decent	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 25
6205	half-sized stale enchanted skewed consummate frankfurter	2	decent	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 40
6206	flavorless huge consummate french fries	9	decent	
6207	jumbo flavorless green consummate baked potato	5	decent	
6208	drinkable special weak acceptable vodka	2	good	Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 25
6209	delicious consummate ice cream	3	awesome	
6210	miniature moldy wobbly consummate whipped cream	2	crappy	
6211	moldy big consummate cream	5	crappy	
6212	miniature decent consummate strawberries	2	good	
6213	yummy consummate sorbet	4	awesome	
6214	weak smooth adequate rum	2	awesome	
6215	acceptable squat mediocre lager	3	good	
6216	tiny rotten immaculate grilled cheese	1	crappy	
6217	tasty half-sized mirror yellow immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	awesome	
6218	spoiled shaking immaculate hot dog	3	crappy	
6219	spoiled immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	crappy	
6220	decent perfect sandwich	4	good	
6221	enchanted tiny spoiled perfect chef salad	1	crappy	Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 5
6222	huge yummy perfect breakfast	8	awesome	
6223	bland sublime deluxe hot dog	3	decent	
6224	bland tiny teal sublime stew	1	decent	
6225	small adequate skewed pulsating sublime nachos	2	good	
6226	miniature decent blurry Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	good	
6227	flavorless Loaded Baked Potato	4	decent	
6228	jumbo decent mirror Omega Sundae	5	good	
6229	perfectly mixed fortified Das Sauerlager	5	EPIC	
6230	tolerable weak Bologna Lambic	2	good	
6231	tolerable Vodka Dog	4	good	
6232	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Disappointed Russian	1	decent	
6233	hand-crafted triple-distilled Chunky Mary	6	EPIC	
6234	lousy Nachojito	3	decent	
6235	tolerable Le Roi	3	good	
6236	irresponsibly strong bad pulsating Over Easy Rider	9	decent	
6237	cyan cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	magnetized warmed cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 27
6240	extra-quantum boiled tumbling blue Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 30
6241	ionized shaking censored can label	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 34
6242	flattened improved ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 35
6243	ionized bouncing the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 13
6244	flattened jittery spinning cat's paw	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 27
6245	super-modified electrified narrow ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 16
6246	corrupted galvanized demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 21
6247	quantum polymerized tumbling maroon clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61
6248	pressed double-cold-filtered red spinning squat gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 12
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	Sherlock's auspicious chilly Annie Oakley's vibrating numberwang of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 35, Single Equip
6251	enhanced scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	frozen magnetized scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	spinning Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	mirror Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	bouncing Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	upside-down coward's hardy smartaleck's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	tumbling wool dog trainer's vibrating Staff of the Staff of Life of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	Sherlock's flame-wreathed Tesla Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	Tesla occult baleful Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	frightening sizzling smooth Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	skewed family-friendly Van der Graaf dangerous Staff of the All-Steak	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	gray electrified brainy beefy Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	reassuring stylish strapping Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	green jar of protein powder	0		
6267	flavorless blurry grain of protein powder	3	decent	
6268	quadruple-warmed flattened pec oil	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 18
6269	bouncing crafty gym membership card	0		Maximum MP: +10
6270	quantum corrupted tarnished ghostly Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 54
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	lard-coated penguin keychain of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6273	colloidal nitrogenated spinning O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 29
6274	watered-down delicious narrow open sauce	2	awesome	
6275	chilly smartaleck's turkey leg	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5
6276	tolerable Ye Olde Meade	3	good	
6277	non-moist Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 15
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6280	razor-sharp artisanal rice peeler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6281	flavorless huge heirloom grape tomato	10	decent	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	hardy brown felt tophat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	blurry gear	0		
6285	blurry upside-down friendly Mark I Steam-Hat of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	jittery fireproof educational slick Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	miser's frosty vibrating Mark III Steam-Hat of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	skewed veiny banded wicked Mark IV Steam-Hat of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	frightening coward's manspreader's razor-sharp beefcake's Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	experienced supercool punk rock jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2
6292	spinning red Jim Carey's Socratic safety pin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25
6293	adequate stolen sushi	3	good	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	jittery drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	shaking Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	enhanced pulsating Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 19
6301	dry altered possibility potion	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 53
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	twirling avaricious frightening Oprah's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	skewed careful ruddy Rosewater's Jarlsberg's pan of the storm of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	alkaline wobbly upside-down celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	concentrated squat celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	magnetized celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	colloidal blurry celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	scorching Uncle Buck	0		Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only
6312	huge crate of fish meat	0		
6313	wobbly damp wallet	0		
6314	wobbly pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	banded smooth SCUBA tank	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Adventure Underwater
6316	shaking auspicious Newton's deep six-shooter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +10
6317	mirror wool banded sea chaps	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	therapeutic Samson's sea holster of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6319	vacuum-sealed chilled chilled red shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 22
6320	skewed Newton's long-forgotten necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
6321	pearl	0		
6322	skewed bouncing sea lace	0		
6323	upside-down rosewater-soaked healthy dangerous jam band	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
6324	mansplainer's Socratic aquamariner's ring of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
6325	Newton's brawny aquamariner's necklace of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6326	flame-retardant mansplainer's pearl diver's ring	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6327	nippy Fonzie's pearl diver's necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6328	huge sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	narrow green fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	extremely unsafe personal trainer's cozy scimitar of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Breakable
6333	green prompt curative baleful Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6334	wobbly jittery up-at-dawn fortified grievous cozy bazooka	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +5, Breakable
6335	squat reassuring sea mantle of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
6336	Samson's groovy sea shawl	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	prompt zippy sea cape	0		Adventures: +3, Initiative: 70, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	strapping muddy pirate hat of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	maroon scorching floral-print skirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	pulsating smelly spectral axe of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6342	nippy hardy super-strong air freshener	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10
6343	diffused improved upside-down Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 51
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	boiled blinking green Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 34
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	unsweetened alkaline squat Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 31
6348	Annie Oakley's Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	steel-toed Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	shaking Mer-kin gutgirdle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	shaking supercharged Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6352	bouncing ghostly Mer-kin stopwatch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	pickled denatured shaking Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 30
6355	aerosolized ionized Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 15
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	upside-down Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	Rosewater's Mer-kin begsign	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
6360	pulsating tumbling Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	concentrated cyan pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	adjusted squat pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	super-polymerized blue pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	concentrated red blinking pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	colloidal pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	activated colloidal pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	wet blinking huge pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	weak artisanal can of the cheapest beer	2	EPIC	
6372	delicious weak bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	2	awesome	
6373	artisanal single swig of vodka	3	EPIC	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	tumbling dog trainer's testy toolbox	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	gray Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	wet ph balancer	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 36
6381	chilled polymerized huge huge mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 12
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	good	
6384	spinning jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	huge blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	modified ionized Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 57
6390	alkaline cold-filtered irradiated Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 50
6391	triple-pressed non-polymerized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 60
6392	smelly scale-mail underwear of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	concentrated adjusted squat ghostly comb jelly	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 11
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	spinning inky squid sauce	0		
6396	bouncing Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	chilled green Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 43
6400	upside-down Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	galvanized triple-aerosolized flattened mirror blinking mirror tear	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 66
6402	denatured dry dry jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 16
6403	unsweetened cold-filtered ghostly wobbly grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 61
6404	boiled violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 20
6405	electrified skewed worst candy	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 20
6406	nitrogenated fuchsia fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 47
6407	dog trainer's shellacked Pocket Square of Loathing of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	twirling shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	tasty upside-down flavorless gruel	3	awesome	
6416	moldy thick lime green mana curds	5	crappy	
6417	twirling twist of lime	0		
6418	squat pencil stub	0		
6419	triple-Vulcanized quantum mirror green moth dust	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 29
6420	adjusted electrified upside-down glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 48
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	half-sized stale vampire chowder	2	decent	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	cyan Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	maroon Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	decent gigantic shaking Dreadsylvanian stew	8	good	
6427	irresponsibly strong acceptable skewed Dreadsylvanian	10	good	
6428	polarized ionized bouncing Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 16
6429	flattened cold-filtered Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 54
6430	up-at-dawn careful dreadful fedora	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	jittery supercharged dreadful sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	dreadful glove of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	mirror Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	mirror Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	yellow spinning Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	cyan upside-down curative rock-hard Covers-Your-Head of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	lime green veiny steel-toed personal trainer's Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	Sherlock's occult Da Vinci's Warms-Your-Tush	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	frosty dangerous Helps-You-Sleep	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Blind
6444	olive medical-grade Samson's smooth Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6445	mirror Sherlock's family-friendly Protects-Your-Junk	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
6446	artisanal Gets-You-Drunk	4	EPIC	
6447	blurry sizzling toasty crafty Great Wolf's headband	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: 15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	tumbling executive Great Wolf's left paw of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	prompt sizzling chilly Great Wolf's right paw	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	skewed greasy Great Wolf's rocket launcher of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	sizzling vibrating Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	denatured dry Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 47
6454	brawny wizardly zombie mariachi hat of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	narrow Sinatra's zombie accordion of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	narrow dog trainer's chaotic stylish zombie mariachi pants	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	greedy foul-smelling chilly HOA regulation book	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
6458	frightening dog trainer's experienced HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	Jeselnik's Jack Frost's rock-hard Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	avaricious clever Mayor Ghost's cloak of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	red nasty Herculean Mayor Ghost's khakis of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	friendly Socratic groovy Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	arcane researcher's Sinatra's Mayor Ghost's sash of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	adequate ghost pepper	3	good	
6469	wobbly aromatic baleful wizardly Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	maroon frightening hale rosy-cheeked Drunkula's cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Fonzie's boxer's Drunkula's silky pants of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	red rosewater-soaked razor-sharp Drunkula's ring of haze of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	miser's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Meat Drop: +10
6475	weak mediocre jittery bottle of Bloodweiser	2	decent	
6476	Rosewater's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the ox of the brazier	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	aromatic lion tamer's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	twirling inspector's wool Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	blinking pulsating rosewater-soaked double-paned energetic baleful thinker's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
6480	spinning blurry lard-coated sage Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
6481	twirling Newton's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6482	deadly Staff of the Roaring Hearth of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6483	lime green Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	stale jittery Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	decent	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	twirling tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	lime green upside-down wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	skewed replica key	0		
6495	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	lime green eau de mort	0		
6498	mediocre bloody kiwitini	3	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	blinking huge polished moon-amber	0		
6501	mirror nippy lion tamer's moon-amber necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6502	shaking Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	squat ghost pencil	0		
6504	MacGyver's hangman's hood of Gandalf of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6505	upside-down perfumed knitted smooth ring finger ring	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	squat rock-hard Da Vinci's cool iron helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	fortified cool cool iron breastplate	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60
6510	Sherlock's Newton's cool iron greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	sizzling wicked ghost shawl	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	tumbling warm fur of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6514	snowstick	0		Item Drop: +5
6515	friendly eerie fetish	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6516	acceptable watered-down stinkwater	2	good	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	stale snack-sized accidental mutton	2	decent	
6519	ghostly lime green mansplainer's extremely unsafe drafty drawers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	green Newton's smooth wolfskull mask	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	blinking zippy guts necklace	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6522	Herculean savvy groping claw	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1
6523	upside-down censurious vengeful spirit	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6524	BOOtonniere of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
6525	diffused twirling blue ghost thread	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 29
6526	arcane researcher's bag of unfinished business of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6527	purple mirror chaotic hardy transparent pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	hothammer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6529	delicious Thriller Ice	3	awesome	
6530	twirling supercool grandfather watch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	squat muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	curative veiny spyglass	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6533	groovy vial of hot blood	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
6534	skewed skewed banded remorseless knife	0		Damage Absorption: +100
6535	intimidating coiffure of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	mirror asbestos-lined flame-wreathed cod cape	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
6537	normal blood sausage	4	good	
6538	shellacked forbidden frying brainpan	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7
6539	blinking flame-retardant ball and chain of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6540	stylish dry bone	0		Moxie: +25
6541	Samson's tailbone shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Thorns: 1
6542	lime green bouncing crafty tonguebone	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
6543	spinning upside-down rosy-cheeked brainy pogo stick	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
6545	huge scorching Tesla personal trainer's weedy skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	pulsating lion tamer's wizardly pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	huge skewed Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	wobbly cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	purple cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	squat hot cluster	0		
6552	blurry cluster	0		
6553	bouncing pulsating cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	polarized triple-alkaline phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 40
6557	improved maroon jittery huge phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 11
6558	deionized phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 20
6559	diffused altered bouncing mirror phial of stench	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 63
6560	magnetized non-liquefied blurry phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 43
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	red mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	beefcake's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Muscle: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	bite-sized stale Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1	decent	
6565	stale huge Dreadsylvanian pocket	8	decent	
6566	rotten immense Dreadsylvanian pocket	9	crappy	
6567	flavorless snack-sized twirling squat Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	decent	
6568	jumbo moldy Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	5	crappy	
6569	high-proof lousy Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	7	decent	
6570	bad Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	decent	
6571	acceptable Dreadsylvanian grimlet	4	good	
6572	hand-crafted squat Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6573	perfectly mixed lime green Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	blurry hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	wobbly sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	upside-down dreadful box	0		
6582	skewed blurry Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	olive vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	foul-smelling hot dog wrapper	0		Stench Damage: +10
6585	Socratic cool debonair deboner	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1
6586	flattened triple-concentrated polarized shaking wobbly chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 38
6587	jar of frostigkraut of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Damage Aura: 1
6588	baleful gnawed-up dog bone of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
6589	up-at-dawn Grey Guanon	0		Adventures: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6590	avaricious asbestos-lined Engorged Sausages and You of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30
6591	artisanal irresponsibly strong blue dream of a dog	8	EPIC	
6592	hale optimal spreadsheet of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20
6593	olive defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	ghostly hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	powdered blinking epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	squat mirror clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	blurry clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	spinning clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	mirror narrow clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	lime green clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	huge clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic blinking Cold One	1	???	
6616	spoiled gigantic spaghetti breakfast	7	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	mirror spinning folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	spinning teal folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	purple folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	mirror twirling lime green folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	squat folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	mirror folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	blue folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	maroon folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	yellow folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	skewed folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	wobbly folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	blurry folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	frosty dangerous slide rule	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6649	pickled ionized blurry Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 14
6650	gray mirror Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	fortified artisanal fancy stepmom's booze	5	EPIC	Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 15
6653	purple surgical tape	0		
6654	therapeutic band T-shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6655	lousy fountain 'soda'	3	decent	
6656	squat illegal firecracker	0		
6657	family-friendly curative pickelhaube	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	adjusted magnetized hair oil	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 47
6659	Vulcanized concentrated nitrogenated blue spinning scrap	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 23
6660	squat school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	tumbling resourceful wicked Socratic Staff of the Lunch Lady of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	arcane researcher's deathchucks of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	mirror blinking clay homunculus	0		
6671	modified dry sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 54
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	ionized ionized pickled pulsating superwater	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 14
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	lion tamer's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	Usain Bolt's machete	0		Initiative: +80
6680	irresponsibly strong drinkable squat Cursed Punch	8	good	
6681	triple-distilled tolerable Bowl of Scorpions	10	good	
6682	tolerable boozy olive pulsating Fog Murderer	5	good	
6683	cyan book of matches	0		
6684	veiny surgical mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	beefy head mirror	0		Muscle: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	bouncing smooth half-size scalpel	0		Moxie: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	shaking brawny surgical apron	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	huge occult bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	teal McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	shaking McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	blue McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	bouncing moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	gray bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	blurry imitation White Russian	1	crappy	
6704	cyan shellacked short-handled mop of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
6705	spoiled jittery jungle floor wax	4	crappy	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	aerosolized colorful toad	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69
6708	blurry crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	red attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	lime green toasty sinister pygmy briefs	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	lime green short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	spinning wizardly sphygmomanometer of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5
6716	enhanced deionized bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 64
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	greasy sizzling compression stocking	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6719	vibrating midriff scrubs of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6720	non-unsweetened nitrogenated wobbly pill cup	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 14
6721	banded slick water bottle of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	quadruple-galvanized irradiated wobbly pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 16
6723	ghostly Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	bland exotic jungle fruit	3	decent	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	skewed dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	blurry purple tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	mirror ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	upside-down UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	jittery pulsating Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	jittery wobbly clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	twirling junk junk	0		
6736	twirling Junk-Bond	0		
6737	upside-down lime green tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	Vulcanized bouncing bent scrap	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 38
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	spinning junk band of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6743	Van der Graaf junk trunks	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	spinning electrified junk-mail shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6745	moldy junk food	3	crappy	
6746	boozy aged junk yard	5	awesome	
6747	lion tamer's chaotic swordzall	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
6748	wobbly Jim Carey's arm buzzer	0		Monster Level: +25
6749	greedy boilgun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +20
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	jittery packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	lime green artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted green can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	triple-distilled lousy cyan can of Drooling Monk	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	tolerable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	perfectly mixed bottle of Old Pugilist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	practically non-alcoholic acceptable bottle of Professor Beer	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	perfectly mixed mirror bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	mediocre weak blurry bottle of Race Car Red	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	mediocre bottle of Greedy Dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	artisanal watered-down bottle of Lambada Lambic	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	blinking tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	stanky groovy tin tam of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	activated energized tin cup	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	Annie Oakley's Socratic strapping tin foil	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	coward's chaotic arcane researcher's tin drum	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	dry jittery foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 23
6777	non-anodized boiled nitrogenated seal sweat	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 46
6778	concentrated Vulcanized shaking bouncing jittery boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 19
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	ghostly perfumed studded sealhide shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
6781	banded scabrous seal epaulets of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6782	teal abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	Sherlock's fireproof stiffened seal medal	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	skewed tumbling flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	upside-down sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	blinking soap knife	0		
6795	modified alkaline wobbly disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 13
6796	activated vacuum-sealed disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 22
6797	pickled irradiated olive mirror disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 64
6798	dry diffused boiled green blinking bouncing disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 16
6799	colloidal blinking disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 40
6800	Vulcanized ghostly disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 24
6801	concentrated polarized green twirling disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 22
6802	energized disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 32
6803	altered polarized jittery disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 43
6804	dry warmed ghostly disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 35
6805	anodized upside-down disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 28
6806	super-boiled concentrated magnetized disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 65
6807	green stylish The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	narrow accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	reassuring baritone accordion	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	blinking curative mama's squeezebox	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	teal wobbly family-friendly guancertina	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	spinning Fonzie's accordion file	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	upside-down accord ion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	occult bone bandoneon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	red Rosewater's pentatonic accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	spinning shaking padded non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	blinking Sherlock's dance instructor's Accordion of Jordion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	greedy autocalliope	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	narrow banded accordionoid rocca	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	blue thinker's pygmy concertinette	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	ghostly red crafty ghost accordion of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	wicked peace accordion	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	skewed greasy forbidden alarm accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	zippy sizzling wholesome All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	hardy Sinatra's KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50
6828	high-proof enchanted artisanal discocktail	10	EPIC	Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 40
6829	deadly KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6830	shaking bouncing lard-coated Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6831	pickled Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
6832	bouncing Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	magnetized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 41
6834	diffused pickled box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 34
6835	anodized ionized bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 59
6836	flattened blurry PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 49
6837	irradiated pressed squat upside-down Swizzler	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 69
6838	nitrogenated ionized tarnished wobbly Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 62
6839	quantum jam	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 64
6840	diffused warmed jittery Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 11
6841	diffused 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 33
6842	quadruple-polarized wet vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 37
6843	warmed wet skewed bone bons	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 38
6844	dry ironic mint	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 66
6845	ghostly unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	mirror pulsating killing jar	0		
6848	twirling frightening security flashlight	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6849	boiled teal Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 44
6850	blurry Van der Graaf sturdy cane of the cougar of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6851	blurry huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	tumbling mirror a suspicious address	0		
6856	pulsating sage Bal-musette accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	huge electrified Cajun accordion	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	squat censurious quirky accordion	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	Lo Pan's Fonzie's Skipper's accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	curative arcane researcher's personal trainer's Pantsgiving of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	big adequate can of sardines	5	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	stale high-calorie sugar substitute	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	normal pat of butter	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	moldy dinner roll	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	small decent narrow mashed potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	spoiled green whole turkey leg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	adequate half-sized deviled egg	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	activated anodized finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	dry polymerized dented spoon	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	activated frozen gray love note	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	extra-cold-filtered nail file	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	triple-denatured mirror twirling candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	Vulcanized olive narrow post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	twirling pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	squat pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	electrified rock-hard supercool thinker's bowl of petunias	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	Jack Frost's chaotic power sock of the pedagogue of the brazier	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	clever arcane researcher's Socratic wool sock of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	upside-down gray nippy stiffened brawny wizardly moustache sock	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	energized quantum oxidized spirit gum	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 14
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	narrow spirit blanket	0		
6890	bouncing spirit bed	0		
6891	twirling lime green family-friendly lard-coated careful spirit bell	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	diffused narrow spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	diffused squat freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	improved blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	irradiated handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	liquefied ionized boiled tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	Vulcanized wobbly Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	ghostly Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	bouncing hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	beefcake's flask flops of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
6903	flattened mirror green nuts	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	adjusted oxidized pulsating mirror bolts	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	bland bite-sized gingerbread robot	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	jumbo moldy petit 4.1	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	stale blinking olive nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	beefcake's plastic GORM-8	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	wholesome plastic warbear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	Annie Oakley's plastic Toybot	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	spinning studded stylish plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	wobbly warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	red Jim Carey's curative warbear hoverbelt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	purple warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	alkaline pulsating warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	ionized diffused spinning warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	double-ionized deionized purple warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	huge flavorless warbear feasting bread	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	small delicious warbear warrior bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	tasty warbear thermoregulator bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	acceptable warbear feasting mead	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	irresponsibly strong smooth warbear bearserker mead	9	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	aged shaking huge warbear blizzard mead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	gray warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	squat friendly Van der Graaf warbear plain fedora of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	warbear feathered fedora of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	Jeselnik's crafty smooth warbear fedora	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	Oprah's brainy warbear plain helm of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	mirror vibrating warbear spiked helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	asbestos-lined supercool warbear electro-spiked helm of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	teal bouncing double-paned lard-coated curative warbear plain ushanka	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	prompt warbear lined ushanka	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	prompt studded warbear heated ushanka of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	bouncing chilly resourceful smartaleck's warbear party pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	experienced warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	avaricious supercool warbear high festival pants of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	frightening experienced warbear battle greaves of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	dangerous warbear officer greaves	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	skewed blurry flame-wreathed brainy warbear bearserker greaves of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	stanky nippy warbear johns of the detective	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	Jack Frost's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	scorching occult warbear johns of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	huge warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	knitted hardy Rosewater's warbear goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	auspicious warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	curative strapping warbear polarized goggles of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	executive baleful warbear laser bowtie of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	tumbling scorching warbear plasma bowtie	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	knitted manspreader's Da Vinci's warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	Sherlock's forbidden dangerous warbear warscarf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	savvy warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	cyan foul-smelling razor-sharp warbear warscarf of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	ghostly warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	hardy warbear foil hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	huge warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	blinking ruddy weightlifter's warbear oil pan	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	blurry warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	avaricious warbear exhaust manifold	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	skewed warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	squat warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	squat warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	gray warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	Fonzie's die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	sinister die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	lion tamer's die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	wicked die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	yellow die-cast Happy the Reindeer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	stiffened die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	narrow die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	upside-down Tesla die-cast factory worker elf	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	die-cast gift-wrapping elf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	spinning groovy die-cast middle-management elf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	ghostly Annie Oakley's die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	yellow weightlifter's die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	baleful die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	narrow maroon dog trainer's extremely unsafe die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	supercharged die-cast turtle mech	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	studded die-cast Swiss hen	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	upside-down hale die-cast killing bird	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	pulsating Sherlock's die-cast ring	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	flame-retardant die-cast goose a-laying	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	blurry die-cast swarm a-swarming of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	purple ruddy die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	upside-down double-paned die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	teal upside-down die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	pulsating Rosewater's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	pulsating double-paned cool die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	flame-retardant healthy die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	auspicious die-cast Uncle Hobo of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	die-cast Father Crimbo of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	ghostly The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	deionized wet yellow Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	twisted shaking handful of Smithereens	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	stale diet Every Day is Like This Sundae	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	gigantic special spoiled green Miserable Pie	7	crappy	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	rotten This Charming Flan	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	watered-down smooth Irish Coffee, English Heart	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	mediocre olive Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	drinkable olive Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	narrow Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	fuchsia Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	miser's savvy brainy Work is a Four Letter Sword of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	MacGyver's extremely unsafe Newton's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	double-paned horrifying chilly cool Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	sage A Light that Never Goes Out of the brute of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	upside-down prompt wool Van der Graaf grievous Half a Purse	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	Tesla resourceful healthy wizardly Hairpiece On Fire	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	bouncing inspector's stiffened occult Vicar's Tutu of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	banded dangerous Hand in Glove of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	Sherlock's Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the cougar of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	squat occult experienced Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	mirror padded Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	ghostly twirling chilly dog trainer's Tesla Saucepanic	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	twirling Herculean brainy Frankly Mr. Shank of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	bouncing jittery scandalous stylish weightlifter's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	third-hand lantern of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	adequate huge pickled egg	8	good	
7033	huge upside-down cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	pulsating warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	jittery warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	Vulcanized galvanized warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	twirling warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	shaking warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	pickled colloidal purple shaking tumbling glass slipper	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	compressed wobbly lime green antimatter wad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	liquefied warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	flattened warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	alkaline warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	squat broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	yummy warbear gyro	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	double-flattened denatured upside-down olive recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	huge warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	flavorless breakfast mess	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	huge warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	rotten blurry breakfast miracle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	quadruple-moist Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	wobbly festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	green hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	pickled grim fairy tale	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	galvanized quadruple-adjusted single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	wet oxidized polarized single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 31
7069	upside-down Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	jittery packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	stale upside-down snow berries	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	flavorless super-sized skewed ice harvest	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	deionized galvanized mirror fuchsia frost flower	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	nitrogenated cyan mirror snow cleats	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	corrupted bouncing liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	normal thick spinning snow crab	5	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	artisanal maroon Ice Island Long Tea	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	mirror blue unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	twirling sage snow mobile	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	groovy ice bucket	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	lightning-fast snow shovel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	greasy horrifying educational bod-ice	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	zippy censurious ruddy stiffened snow belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	smelly sharpshooter's crafty steel-toed ice nine	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	ghostly snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	lousy En Una Fila Tequila	4	decent	
7091	cyan Skully's hot chocolate	1	awesome	
7092	narrow fireproof strapping warbear dress helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	blurry lightning-fast warbear dress bracers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	jittery nasty warbear dress greaves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	censurious perfumed sweatband	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	squat gym shorts of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	chilly weightlifter's ankleweights	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's sweat socks of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +80, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	powdered upside-down ghostly Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	spinning pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	magnetized polymerized upside-down powder	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	squat licorice whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	watered-down drinkable spinning snakebite	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	twirling dog trainer's banded candy stick	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	big adequate pecan	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	delicious pecan pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	gray chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	decent narrow candy mountain oyster	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	watered-down aged chocotini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	cyan reassuring Temple Grandin's stiffened chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	flavorless candy carrot	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	adequate snack-sized candy carrot cake	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	stanky carrot-on-a-stick of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	supercool weasel stomping pants of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	decent mulberry	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	boozy lousy mulled berry wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	pulsating lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	gravedigger's lemon party hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	shaking Da Vinci's lemon shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	Rosewater's lemon drop trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	quadruple-colloidal triple-vacuum-sealed shaking lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	Samson's gummi sword of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	denatured small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	Temple Grandin's chocolate cow bone	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	pickled shaking pulsating gummi fang	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	low-calorie moldy leftover canap&eacute;s	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	watered-down tolerable jittery magnum of champagne	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	spinning hardened cool weightlifter's cow creamer	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	modified wet twirling Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	spinning lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	wobbly blurry hardy wolf whistle of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	decent witch's bread	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	oxidized skewed ghostly witch's brew	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	double-paned foul-smelling witch's bra of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	artisanal mid-level medieval mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	super-Vulcanized ghostly R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	cyan spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	unsweetened hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	polarized twirling hare brush	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	knitted Newton's hare pin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	moldy cinnamon cannoli	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	delicious fancy expensive champagne	4	awesome	Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	denatured galvanized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	twirling rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	pulsating straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	green clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	twirling parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	smelly Tesla arcane researcher's fire hose	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	moldy fireman's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	purple mirror narrow baleful Sinatra's plain paper hat of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	rotten ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	vibrating Samson's slick &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	half-sized normal plumber's lunch	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	occult skull gearshift knob of incineration of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	diet moldy nachos of the night	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	flame-retardant Herculean Sketcherz&trade; of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	tasty bouncing can of Adultwitch&trade;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	triple-anodized unsweetened smudge stick	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	magnetized irradiated galvanized bouncing wall	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	extra-dry tolerable tankard of ale	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	boiled quantum lime green scroll case	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	triple-colloidal moist jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	purple juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	huge crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	spoiled humble pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	aerosolized triple-nitrogenated crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 62
7178	twirling Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	shaking The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	narrow The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	spinning The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	tumbling The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	jittery Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	upside-down Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	bad unnamed cocktail	4	decent	
7188	jittery handful of tips	0		
7189	olive vibrating unrequired jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7190	spinning red groovy tommy gun	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	tumbling drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	huge throwing spoon	0		
7194	ghostly throwing fork	0		
7195	ribald breadchucks of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
7196	skewed shuriken salad	0		
7197	supercharged combat fan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7198	horrifying mansplainer's silk skirt	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	bouncing blowdart	0		
7200	avaricious Buddy Bjorn	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	mirror flame-retardant sharpshooter's clever The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
7202	massive spoiled jittery sweet roll Alabama	10	crappy	
7203	squat tumbling sharpshooter's Saturday Night Special	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7204	blurry lynyrd snare	0		
7205	upside-down Oprah's fleetwood chain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
7206	drinkable Green Manalishi	4	good	
7207	green wobbly aromatic blade	0		Stench Resistance: +1
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	EPIC	
7210	dry improved eagle feather	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 42
7211	anodized tarnished bouncing one pill	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 42
7212	Annie Oakley's Jefferson wings	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7213	pulsating yellow fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	spoiled jittery fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	crappy	
7216	lime green lynyrd skin	0		
7217	weightlifter's lynyrdskin cap	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	hardy lynyrdskin tunic	0		Maximum HP: +50
7219	narrow Sinatra's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	wobbly cigarette lighter	0		
7221	twirling priceless diamond	0		
7222	high-proof delicious upside-down Flamin' Whatshisname	6	awesome	
7223	tarnished lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 14
7224	olive Kashmir sweater of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7225	decent shaking custard pie	4	good	
7226	enchanted spinning tea for one	1	decent	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 40
7227	bad bottle of Evermore	3	decent	
7228	box	0		
7229	acceptable blinking wine	4	good	
7230	perfectly mixed enchanted rum	4	EPIC	Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 30
7231	bad Murderer's Punch	3	decent	
7232	flavorless half-sized velvet cake	2	decent	
7233	pickled enhanced letter	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 12
7234	supercharged brainy book	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7235	asbestos-lined wicked masque	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7236	educational red-hot poker	0		Experience: +1
7237	foul-smelling Red X Shield	0		Stench Damage: +10
7238	huge lightning-fast dangerous badge	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7239	chilly groovy shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
7240	arcane researcher's coat of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Food Drop: +100
7241	Jack Frost's grievous shoe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7242	tumbling button	0		
7243	skewed yellow button	0		
7244	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated triple-activated huge blood cells	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 56
7245	anodized boiled narrow eye	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 15
7246	blurry glark cable	0		
7247	spinning family-friendly frosty Red Fox glove	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	super-polarized polarized triple-activated blurry wobbly foxglove	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 39
7249	mirror Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	narrow frosty friendly energetic Sinatra's Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	blurry really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	delicious mini-martini	4	awesome	
7256	huge smoke grenade	0		
7257	diluted olive twirling wobbly molotov soda	1	decent	Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 50
7258	cold-filtered huge upside-down cyan pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 60
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	Van der Graaf Sneaky Pete's basket of temperance of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	ghostly photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	twirling photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	mirror disposable instant camera	0		
7267	Sherlock's supercharged padded weightlifter's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	narrow Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	mirror &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	cyan supercharged plastic Professor What	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7273	jittery ghostly wool plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Cold Resistance: +1
7274	MacGyver's plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Maximum MP: +100
7275	plastic Gary Claybender of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7276	forbidden plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7277	energized quadruple-warmed ghostly robot grease	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 39
7278	upside-down returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	activated lime green wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 65
7280	colloidal jittery wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 16
7281	vacuum-sealed diffused adjusted wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 31
7282	liquefied oxidized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 31
7283	extra-oxidized narrow huge wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58
7284	cyan sage crying statue earrings of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	flame-retardant plastic Duskwalker necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	teal stiffened educational plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	squat educational savvy Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	avaricious Jack Frost's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	shaking padded Sinatra's Newton's amok putter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20
7290	normal mirror amok pudding	4	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	fuchsia putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	pickled electrified gray squat can of V-11	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	bouncing dog trainer's studded elevennis shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	baleful arcane researcher's elevenderizing hammer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	beefy Professor What T-Shirt	0		Muscle: +10
7298	squat heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	pulsating Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	narrow telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	wobbly Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	ghostly Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	spinning Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	chilled eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 62
7309	corrupted deionized teal rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 41
7310	quantum quadruple-irradiated ghostly jittery bronzer	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 60
7311	shaking beefy elegant nightstick of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	bouncing box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	blurry poppet	0		
7315	skewed rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	squat jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	blinking jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	wool rock-hard ghost of a necklace of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
7319	skewed Annie Oakley's ruddy Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20
7320	quantum quadruple-ionized Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 35
7321	shaking reassuring occult Stephen's lab coat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
7322	galvanized Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 21
7323	coward's baleful Jacob's rung	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20
7324	diluted shaking battery	1		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
7325	mediocre spinning skewed snakebite	4	decent	
7326	crafty educational rubber ribcage	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +10
7327	pickled synthetic marrow	1		
7328	triple-boiled frozen narrow funny bone	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 68
7329	prompt Jim Carey's half-melted spoon	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +3
7330	altered pulsating red the funk	1		
7331	half-sized flavorless gunky chicken	2	decent	
7332	spinning red Lo Pan's doll head	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
7333	bouncing droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	bouncing lightning-fast weightlifter's paddle-ball	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +40
7336	activated bouncing sound effects record	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 27
7337	shaking alphabet block	0		
7338	alkaline improved dancer	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 56
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	fortified moose antlers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	quantum boiled moose thought	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 56
7342	moldy moose chocolate	3	crappy	
7343	strong smooth squat painting of a glass of wine	5	awesome	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	blinking doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	fireproof extremely unsafe ghost toga	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
7348	decent bite-sized squat sheet cake	1	good	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	shaking picture of you	0		
7351	spinning blurry forbidden smartaleck's brawny Staff of the Electric Range	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50
7352	decent maroon deluxe layer cake	3	good	
7353	jittery chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	tolerable red-hot boilermaker	4	good	
7355	chilly coal shovel	0		Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	magnetized warmed blinking hot coal	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 29
7357	pickled yellow coal dust	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 39
7358	mirror avaricious cool Bram's choker of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	blinking plaid bandage	0		
7361	pulsating greedy plaid pocket square	0		Meat Drop: +20
7362	friendly medical-grade plaid skirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	irradiated irradiated squat mirror bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 14
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	quadruple-modified corrupted tarnished fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 60
7366	perfectly mixed bottle of laundry sherry	4	EPIC	
7367	unsweetened chilled industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 39, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	tiny spoiled extra-flat panini	1	crappy	
7369	diffused nitrogenated green wobbly mangled finger	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 39
7370	high-proof artisanal Psychotic Train wine	7	EPIC	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	decent gigantic spinning pie man was not meant to eat	8	good	
7373	knitted sommelier's towel	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7374	tarnished tastevin of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
7375	rotten snack-sized lime green actual tapas	2	crappy	
7376	twirling upside-down cyan ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	supercool ghast iron cleaver of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
7378	smooth ghast iron Garibaldi of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	tumbling foul-smelling ghast iron heater shield of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 35
7380	narrow crafty stylish ghast iron codpiece	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	smartaleck's Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	bouncing DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	concentrated energized Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	quadruple-denatured non-warmed pulsating Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	extra-polarized alkaline teal Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	unsweetened narrow Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	super-dry vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	super-nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	chilled tarnished skewed blinking Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	super-flattened narrow Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	double-dry Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	adjusted aerosolized gray Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	quantum super-concentrated quadruple-energized jittery Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	electrified blurry Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	enhanced Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	polymerized activated Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	vacuum-sealed blurry Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	energized chilled Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	chilled Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	warmed super-modified Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	activated mirror Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	adjusted Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	deionized polymerized twirling Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	skewed Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	jittery Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	tumbling Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	blinking Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	jittery Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	narrow Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	wobbly pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	tumbling Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	jittery sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	improved galvanized denatured sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	upside-down Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	liquefied squat Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	moist extra-nitrogenated shaking Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	quantum polymerized denatured Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	non-electrified tumbling Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	extra-boiled Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	flattened electrified tumbling Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	dry teal Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	ghostly Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	moldy purple Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	flavorless immense Brain Food Pastaco	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	adequate Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	adequate thick Medical Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	adequate gigantic cyan Energy Buzz Pastaco	7	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	spoiled upside-down Ludovico Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	lousy irresponsibly strong overpowering mushroom wine	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	hand-crafted weak blinking complex mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	lousy smooth mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	special drinkable blood-red mushroom wine	3	good	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	delicious watered-down buzzing mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	watered-down mediocre teal swirling mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	delicious thick Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	miniature flavorless tumbling Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	wobbly ghostly Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	artisanal regular-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	lousy super-size brogurt	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	perfectly mixed broberry brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	watered-down tolerable brocolate brogurt	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	drinkable French bronilla brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	jittery Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	ghostly industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	medical-grade Brogre brorts	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	blue Brogre brolo shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	sizzling Brogre bucket hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	squat one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	miser's Oprah's baleful 8-billed baseball cap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	careful vibrating sinister extremely wet T-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	vibrating razor-sharp dance instructor's shrimp fork	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	denatured blurry BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	triple-Vulcanized aerosolized dry huge go-go potion	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	galvanized nitrogenated mirror cyan shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	oxidized quadruple-deionized Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	prompt string of moist beads	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	tarnished ghostly Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	super-dry boiled nitrogenated sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	chilled oxidized cyan sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	narrow sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	smooth maroon Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	awesome	
7483	boozy lousy La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	decent	
7484	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	1	super ultra EPIC	
7485	lime green mirror loosening powder	0		
7486	olive huge castoreum	0		
7487	olive drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	twirling mirror detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	tolerable high-proof lime green bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	8	good	
7492	narrow blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	fuchsia bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	triple-wet squat Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 49
7500	map	0		
7501	spinning	0		
7502	corrupted Texas tea	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 36
7503	flame-wreathed dark hamethyst ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
7504	weightlifter's dark baconstone ring	0		Muscle: +15
7505	blinking dark porquoise ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
7506	upside-down tumbling grievous beefy book	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7507	purple healthy cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
7508	tumbling label	0		
7509	stale blurry spinning Mornington crescent roll	3	decent	
7510	altered activated bouncing eye shadow	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 50
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	irradiated mirror poppy	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 36
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	spinning blinking Jeselnik's duonoculars of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
7515	upside-down plastic rock	0		
7516	blinking witch's spare house key	0		
7517	friendly spider leg of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7518	blurry wand of pigification	0		
7519	mediocre squat glass of bourbon	4	decent	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	stale low-calorie government cheese	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	upside-down pair of government shades of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	narrow olive space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	polarized anodized mirror government	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	vacuum-sealed extra-dry shaking yellow alien drugs	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	pulsating alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	huge government-issued night-vision goggles of the pedagogue of James Dean	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	delicious loaf of alien bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	moldy huge grilled cheese sandwich	6	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	mixed blue alien protein powder	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	enchanted practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed rocket fuel	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	purple alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	mediocre fancy stealth bomber	3	decent	Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	pulsating fuchsia space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	mirror razor-sharp space beast fur hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	ghostly supercharged space beast fur pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	maroon hale space beast fur whip	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	resourceful Socratic space heater	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	watered-down drinkable space port	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	cool space needle of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	adjusted cold-filtered enhanced mirror buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	spinning hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	super-alkaline aerosolized ghostly ash soda	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	vacuum-sealed liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	improved blinking dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	double-deionized Vulcanized fuchsia bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	spinning shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	Vulcanized bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	wobbly ghostly yellow page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	nitrogenated blurry blood cells	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 12
7558	watered-down mediocre wine	2	decent	
7559	modified moist cold-filtered gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 29
7560	skewed turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	anodized cyan bouncing giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 61
7562	super-adjusted flattened non-moist musk turtle	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
7563	unsweetened energized skewed programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 61
7564	double-anodized concentrated mocking turtle	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 49
7565	tiny normal bouncing ham steak	1	good	
7566	manspreader's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	chaotic MacGyver's dance instructor's Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7569	Sherlock's stiffened Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100
7570	moist deionized spinning blinking Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 59
7571	mirror nasty fortified silent pea shooter	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5
7572	decent jittery D roll	3	good	
7573	upside-down lightning-fast forbidden kiwi beak	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40
7574	tolerable New Zealand iced tea	3	good	
7575	curative droll monocle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7576	deionized skewed blurry future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 14
7577	quantum narrow future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 59
7578	modified pickled jittery mirror future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 43
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	mixed huge liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	stale rack of dinosaur ribs	4	decent	
7583	tolerable green scotch on the rocks	4	good	
7584	occult cool yabba dabba doo rag	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	toasty deadly wooly loincloth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	spinning S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	tolerable fortified fancy glass of &quot;milk&quot;	5	good	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	mediocre spirit-forward squat blinking cup of &quot;tea&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	drinkable thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	tolerable Lucky Lindy	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	drinkable narrow Bee's Knees	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	mediocre Sockdollager	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	watered-down drinkable blurry tumbling Ish Kabibble	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	hand-crafted special Hot Socks	4	EPIC	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	delicious extra-dry mirror Phonus Balonus	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	lousy fortified Flivver	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	fancy perfectly mixed Sloppy Jalopy	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	dry super-galvanized spinning flame	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 26
7601	electrified mirror temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 58
7602	electrified corrupted Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 16
7603	non-electrified neckbeard	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 32
7604	improved artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 39
7605	deionized vacuum-sealed spinning punk patch	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
7606	electrified unsweetened blurry steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 43
7607	corrupted vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 13
7608	colloidal twirling blurry turtle mud	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 64
7609	tarnished Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 69
7610	boiled upside-down ghostly green Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 51
7611	enhanced Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
7612	magnetized wet pulsating huge blue tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
7613	ionized bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 69
7614	adjusted maroon voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 14
7615	dry pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 26
7616	pressed oxidized pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 18
7617	quantum cold-filtered blurry short deposition	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 21
7618	magnetized triple-oxidized straw pole	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 19
7619	magnetized colloidal tumbling copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 44
7620	frozen fuchsia ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 22
7621	enhanced huge ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 30
7622	pressed ionized shaking button rouge	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 62
7623	double-Vulcanized Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 25
7624	chilled twirling lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 45
7625	ionized blurry flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 52
7626	moist improved jittery oyster badge	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 65
7627	triple-altered blue blurry plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 39
7628	boiled ionized dancing fan	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 65
7629	deionized bouncing page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 47
7630	deionized quadruple-energized blinking cyan magic powder	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 30
7631	diffused ionized blinking friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 31
7632	dry ghostly government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 17
7633	activated alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 13
7634	cold-filtered purple irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 64
7635	double-unsweetened bouncing mirror cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 19
7636	spinning fortified shellacked shell of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	mirror pillow shell	0		Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	whatsit-covered turtle shell of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	blue horrifying razor-sharp cool turtle shell	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	narrow shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	spinning duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	wet gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 14
7650	unsweetened colloidal blinking catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 28
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	blinking fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	bouncing fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	deadly neoprene skullcap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	deionized goblin water	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 23
7661	twirling teal dumb mud	0		
7662	flavorless snack-sized Sogg-Os	2	decent	
7663	family-friendly Socratic Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7664	activated diffused spinning Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 33
7665	polarized magnetized fuchsia tumbling liquid ice	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 14
7666	lousy Wet Russian	4	decent	
7667	snack-sized rotten filet of The Fish	2	crappy	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	skewed auspicious foul-smelling thunder down underwear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	spinning miser's careful extremely unsafe famous raincoat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	tumbling narrow crafty dance instructor's Socratic lightning rod	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	huge mansplainer's law-abiding citizen cane	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
7673	artisanal boozy legitimate business on the beach	5	EPIC	
7674	friendly hep waders	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	moldy jive turkey leg	3	crappy	
7676	yellow hardened birdbone corset	0		Damage Reduction: 3
7677	Vulcanized ghostly candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 44
7678	huge 4-dimensional fez of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	coward's super-absorbent tarp	0		Monster Level: -20
7681	acceptable huge squat unquiet spirits	3	good	
7682	extremely unsafe banjo kazoo mount	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7683	denatured extra-unsweetened pressed purple grass	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 39
7684	Time Lord Participation Mug of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7685	electrified slick Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7686	ghostly bouncing executive auspicious stanky Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
7687	boiled dog ointment	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 43
7688	tumbling educational stylish gumshoes	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1, Single Equip
7689	skewed olive Oprah's flapper floppers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7690	blurry gravedigger's occult sneakeasies	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
7691	spinning frosty plastic nunchaku of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	supercharged medical-grade sinister hand whip	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	huge miser's sizzling MacGyver's glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	brainy cap gun of Leguizamo of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	auspicious savvy cassette player	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	upside-down chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	blue rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	blinking &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	activated triple-magnetized extra-concentrated tumbling confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	aerosolized narrow confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	alkaline confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	spinning LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	huge LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	aerosolized rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	Da Vinci's rubber cape of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	zippy chilly experienced strapping Thor's Pliers	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	pickled liquefied skewed candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 58
7711	blue narrow grievous water wings for babies of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	spoiled Strix stix	4	crappy	
7714	frightening electrified baleful vampire pellet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7715	artisanal non-aged vinegar	3	EPIC	
7716	lightning-fast unsanitized scalpel	0		Initiative: +40
7717	gladiator tunica of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7718	pulsating Roman sadnals of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
7719	mirror Jeselnik's madius	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7720	wobbly double-paned radiator heater shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7721	extra-vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed salt wages	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 15
7722	squat spinning centurion helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	gravedigger's pteruges	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	polarized purple Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 48
7726	unsweetened frozen wet ghostly Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 21
7727	anodized mirror narrow Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 55
7728	vacuum-sealed denatured dry mirror Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 69
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	skewed olive Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	maroon Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	bouncing Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	huge Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	rosy-cheeked Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	skewed up-at-dawn banded Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	maroon Da Vinci's Xiblaxian stealth trousers of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	hardy Xiblaxian stealth vest of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	yummy twirling Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Xiblaxian space-whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	huge Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	quadruple-polarized wobbly teal They liver	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	spoiled wobbly They liver popsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	tumbling holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	twirling holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	diluted residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	sage Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	hardy rock-hard hardened defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Maximum HP: +50
7767	narrow airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	spinning mirror one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	prompt nippy Tesla Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	aerosolized the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	small bland &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	powdered tumbling shaking transdermal smoke patch	1	awesome	Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	bouncing specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	spinning knitted mansplainer's pair of plants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 0, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	Sherlock's toasty Sasq&trade; watch of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	greasy personal trainer's strapping smoker's cloak	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	inspector's horrifying friendly groovy camouflage T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	boiled pickled green experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	veiny heavy-duty clipboard of extreme caution of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	upside-down savvy brawny battery-powered drill of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	thick moldy limp broccoli	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	twirling resourceful quilted hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	adjusted upside-down monkey barf	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	magnetized chilled candy	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	banded forbidden baleful jangly bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	upside-down wholesome cuddly teddy bear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	Usain Bolt's frosty first-aid pouch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	dry airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	jittery wobbly SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	blurry bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	fuchsia shaking Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	enchanted rotten huge initiative shawarma	6	crappy	Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	miniature moldy maroon warm war shawarma	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	decent half-sized pulsating karma shawarma	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	fancy acceptable teal Jungle Juice	4	good	Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	smooth ghostly maroon Amnesiac Ale	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	drinkable Highest Bitter	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	squat horrifying mercenary pistol of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	olive blurry toasty forbidden mercenary rifle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	upside-down Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	pulsating Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	blinking olive Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	pulsating impure gasoline	0		
7810	blinking Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	normal miniature red squat seared dino steak	2	good	
7814	acceptable weak fuchsia bottle of drinkin' gas	2	good	
7815	skewed handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	mirror 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	teal simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	purple sentient meat mass	0		
7822	spinning zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	upside-down veiny Fonzie's brawny iShield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10
7825	narrow miser's flame-wreathed dog trainer's earbuds	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7826	avaricious dog trainer's iFlail of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: 80
7827	adequate unidentifiable dried fruit	3	good	
7828	mediocre flat cider	3	decent	
7829	double-paned knitted cool trench lighter	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	anodized polymerized yellow experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	teal ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	green GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	cyan Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	huge fuchsia special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	mirror special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	blurry special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	altered flattened perl necklace	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	aerosolized dry squat bouncing Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	quantum ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	rotten tumbling petit fortran	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	adequate java cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	adequate miniature cookie cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	squat occult plastic exo-suited miner	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	crafty plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	skewed rosewater-soaked plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	veiny plastic Crimbot	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	therapeutic plastic Crimbomega	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	galvanized flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	bouncing zippy radiation-resistant helmet	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	yellow bouncing chaotic servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	razor-sharp high-energy mining laser of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	narrow nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	mirror Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	pulsating upside-down Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	red Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	tumbling mirror Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	fuchsia pulsating Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	spinning Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	jittery Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	blinking Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	blinking Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	blurry Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	twirling Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	mirror bouncing Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	twirling Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	blinking wobbly recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	skewed recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	mirror recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	fuchsia skewed recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	foul-smelling Socratic Size XI Wizard's Robe of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	pressed squat maroon Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 38
7915	magnetized gray Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 15
7916	jittery mimeplasm	0		
7917	cold-filtered BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 67
7918	boiled dry quadruple-cold-filtered lime green Moonds	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 66
7919	cold-filtered aerosolized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 19
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	artisanal weak Friendly Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	hand-crafted weak Agitated Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	tolerable Ambitious Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	enchanted stale neutron lollipop	3	decent	Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	tolerable skewed gamma nog	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	shaking Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	narrow picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	denatured blurry single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	twirling nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	studded outlaw bandana of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7947	boozy delicious purple twirling whiskey in a broken glass	5	awesome	
7948	tolerable squat shot of mescal	4	good	
7949	perfectly mixed watered-down glass of herbal tequila	2	EPIC	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	red wool savvy plaid cowboy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	bouncing knitted stylish rusted-out shootin' iron of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	mirror fuchsia bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	ghostly pulsating box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	yellow copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	blurry double-paned nippy boxer's Staff of Ed of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
7962	spinning Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	shaking greasy Staff of Fats	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	forbidden World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7968	shaking blurry topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	twirling boning knife	0		
7971	teal shaking Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	distilled tumbling mirror mummified fig	1	awesome	
7973	compressed gray mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	denatured blurry upside-down mummified beef haunch	1	good	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 35
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	yellow pulsating cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	tumbling sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	wool MacGyver's Sister Accessory	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
7984	denatured Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 64
7985	mirror yellow auspicious parachute of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	pulsating family-friendly brainy pad	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	vibrating sinister peeler	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	censurious personal trainer's pettipants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	frightening panama hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	mirror mirror personal trainer's wizardly pulsera	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	squat police baton of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	greasy Tesla supercharged wicked extremely unsafe plus-fours of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	spinning gravedigger's quilted porkpie	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	blurry manspreader's pepper mill of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	Da Vinci's pelerine of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	studded arcane researcher's phantom mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	dried shaking polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	altered powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	super-magnetized ionized choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	non-energized blinking smart watch	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	electrified Vulcanized colloidal augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	upside-down occult toy Crimbot mega face	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	lard-coated toy Crimbot power glove	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	supercharged toy Crimbot super fist	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	adjusted adjusted liquefied squat Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	blurry Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	pulsating heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	steel-toed occult razor-sharp Crimbomega drive chain	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	bouncing Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	pickled dry squat spinning fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	electrified ionized lime green flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	chilled anodized and rain stick	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 49
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	super-sized spoiled Choco-Mint patty	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	lousy weak hot mint schnocolate	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	distilled maroon pulsating homeopathic mint tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	spinning foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	fuchsia bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	blurry artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	jittery stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	huge alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	mirror cyan deadly tope&eacute; of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	knitted Tesla topiary tights	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8036	electrified topiary necktie	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8037	low-calorie spoiled huge narrow olive bowl of topioca	1	crappy	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	ghostly topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	purple crumbling skull	0		
8042	narrow rock	0		
8043	pot of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8044	experienced spelunking fedora	0		Experience: +2
8045	miser's sturdy machete	0		Meat Drop: +10
8046	upside-down shotgun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
8047	hardy boomerang	0		Maximum HP: +50
8049	mining helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
8050	X-ray goggles of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Luck: +5
8051	perfumed cape	0		Stench Resistance: +5
8052	reassuring jetpack	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	chilly pickaxe	0		Cold Damage: +5
8056	ghostly torch	0		
8057	twirling up-at-dawn slick [spelunking test kit]	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +5
8058	mansplainer's plasma rifle	0		Monster Level: +15
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	ribald frightening The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Luck: -6
8061	upside-down cyan The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	pulsating squat coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	altered	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	blurry Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	olive warehouse map page	0		
8071	shaking warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	blurry janitor sponge	0		
8073	blinking Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	frightening smartaleck's Spelunker's fedora of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	ghostly zippy ruddy beefy Spelunker's whip	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	flame-wreathed boxer's Spelunker's khakis of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	shaking rat carcass	0		
8092	Sinatra's wicker kickers of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	twirling studded experienced wicker slicker	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	bouncing miser's weightlifter's wicker knickers	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	extremely unsafe brainy wicker ticker	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	aromatic personal trainer's wicker sticker	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	Da Vinci's wizardly wicker clicker	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	vaporized bouncing wickerbits	1		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	sizzling rosy-cheeked belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	gravedigger's Rosewater's badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	crafty beefy bowl	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	upside-down gravedigger's healthy brooch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	smelly careful breeches	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	wobbly Annie Oakley's backpack of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	modified huge spinning bits	1		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	nasty coward's anvil	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	stylish akubra of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	skewed chilly ruddy apron	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	dangerous ascot of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	Van der Graaf attache case of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	accordion of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	distilled tumbling blinking aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	blue aromatic wig of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	narrow spinning electrified rock-hard winch crank	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	maroon wool widget of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	lime green dog trainer's whisk of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	extremely unsafe walker of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	twirling gravedigger's foul-smelling waders	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	vaporized flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	aromatic stanky gaiters	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	Rosewater's garland of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	jittery banded smooth gunnysack	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	huge ribald garibaldi of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	smelly girdle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	mirror miser's vibrating gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	dehydrated lime green wobbly smithereens	1		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	Jim Carey's beefy fiberglass fetish	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	upside-down rosy-cheeked dangerous fiberglass foil	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	double-paned electrified fiberglass fannypack	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	padded fiberglass frock of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	stanky wholesome fiberglass fingerguard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	toasty nippy fiberglass fedora	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	dehydrated fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	squat bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	squat winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	arcane researcher's rubber spatula	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8139	green savvy spoon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8140	banded crystalline reamer	0		Damage Absorption: +100
8141	rosy-cheeked macroplane grater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
8142	blinking teal horrifying bastard baster	0		Spooky Damage: +25
8143	Jim Carey's obsidian nutcracker	0		Monster Level: +25
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	shellacked forbidden glass eye	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
8146	ionized invisible potion	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 14
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	scandalous nippy ninjammies	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	concentrated upside-down Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 53
8150	chilled liquefied shaking sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 50
8151	modified adjusted twirling Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 27
8152	denatured polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
8153	dry dry teal candy dish	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 52
8154	oxidized modified red Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 27
8155	corrupted tumbling yellow talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 26
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	blinking half of a tooth	0		
8160	cold-filtered pressed oxidized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 69
8161	double-chilled spinning cyan really thick spine	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 56
8162	weightlifter's skullcap of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	Sinatra's three-legged pants of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	MacGyver's sinister remaindered axe	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100
8165	ghostly wobbly low-budget shield	0		
8166	fuchsia dangerous beefy cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	stale baguette	3	decent	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	quantum liquefied corrupted narrow purple ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 37
8170	magnetized mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 13
8171	weak smooth unflavored wine cooler	2	awesome	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	awesome	
8173	sewer snake of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8174	big stale pigeon egg	5	decent	
8175	blue asbestos-lined jaunty feather of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
8176	drinkable practically non-alcoholic premium malt liquor	1	good	
8177	family-friendly therapeutic brown paper pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8178	knitted healthy brown paper bag mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
8179	ring of telling skeletons what to do of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	shaking savvy breadwand	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8181	teal shaking nippy loafers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	pulsating ghostly nippy bread basket	0		Cold Damage: +10
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	mirror The Crown of Ed the Undying of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	tolerable special squat Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	good	Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 50
8189	tolerable Radberry Rip wine cooler	3	good	
8190	enchanted weak mediocre Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	decent	Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 25
8191	drinkable Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	good	
8192	distilled smooth Citrus Crush wine cooler	5	awesome	
8193	normal gray plain bagel	3	good	
8194	tasty glob of cream cheese	3	awesome	
8195	moldy loaf of soda bread	3	crappy	
8196	huge stale acceptable bagel	8	decent	
8197	stale immense standard-issue cupcake	10	decent	
8198	flavorless ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	decent	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	normal popular tart	3	good	
8201	huge no-handed pie	0		
8202	modified Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 45
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	spinning teal Lo Pan's expensive camera of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	polarized corrupted moist tumbling How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	pulsating bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	bouncing jittery maroon frosty rigging rope of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	vaporized lime green upside-down nasty snuff	1	decent	Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	Jim Carey's banded sewage-clogged pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	nitrogenated cold-filtered beard incense	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	mirror brawny perfume-soaked bandana of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	blurry toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	flavorless toxo	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	tolerable Lemonade-235	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	wobbly chaotic isotophat of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	savvy sage Three Mile Island shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: 30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	frightening Sinatra's toxic mop	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	fuchsia inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	blue squat lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	frightening careful medical-grade backwoods banjo	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	spinning resourceful forbidden ratskin pajama pants of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	improved turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	dog trainer's Van der Graaf fake washboard of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	red auspicious frightening Dinsey's oculus	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	gray Dinsey's radar dish of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	Jim Carey's Dinsey's pizza cutter of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	Jeselnik's manspreader's Dinsey's brain	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	prompt vibrating Dinsey's glove	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	sharpshooter's studded Dinsey's pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	yellow brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	squat keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	olive keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	spinning keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	jittery dog trainer's lube-shoes	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	occult sinister strapping Dinsey mascot mask	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	delicious Dinsey food-cone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	lousy boozy upside-down Dinsey Whinskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	deionized mirror Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	baleful fannypack of courage	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	greedy aromatic Oprah's studded deadly garbage sticker of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	ghostly narrow inspector's knitted scorching ruddy hazmat helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	olive Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	pulsating Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	squat Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	concentrated bouncing nasty gum	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 19
8258	shaking olive Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	Lo Pan's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	skewed Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	spinning Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	mirror Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	bouncing wobbly Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	mirror MacGyver's therapeutic Samson's miracle whip of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	strapping sphygmayomanometer	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	fuchsia twirling tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	stale unappetizing mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	stale bouncing uninteresting mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	decent acceptable mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	spoiled enticing mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	adequate red mouth-watering mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	teal jittery newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	gray Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	hand-crafted high-proof Afternoon Delight	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	wobbly Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	aerosolized deionized Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	yellow huge Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	corrupted Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	narrow Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	polarized cold-filtered purple Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 45
8287	skewed puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	upside-down boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	medical-grade dice ring	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
8291	dice belt buckle	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
8292	lime green smelly dice-print pajama pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
8293	stanky dice-shaped backpack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
8294	huge Jim Carey's dice-print do-rag	0		Monster Level: +25
8295	tumbling up-at-dawn dice sunglasses	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	magnetized purple dice	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 21
8298	squat wobbly pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	electrified liquefied narrow spinning power pill	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	deionized altered yellow pixel star	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	decent immense pixel banana	6	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	lousy weak pixel beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	gray pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	polarized double-frozen red sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 11
8307	electrified deionized olive &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 61
8308	liquefied pickled piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 26
8309	oxidized altered baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 11
8310	extra-deionized bouncing .epub file	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 55
8311	non-magnetized ionized non-adjusted pulsating BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 34
8312	dry upside-down hustler shades	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 31
8313	nitrogenated jittery jerky stick	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 13
8314	galvanized blinking costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 63
8315	boiled alkaline blurry muscle oil	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 21
8316	liquefied bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 68
8317	concentrated mirror pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 16
8318	pickled sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 11
8319	electrified mirror jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 29
8320	wet one glove	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 27
8321	extra-energized triple-deionized twirling glove	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 60
8322	denatured boiled wobbly handful of fire	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 42
8323	polymerized nitrogenated mirror Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 12
8324	diffused quadruple-irradiated tumbling disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 22
8325	super-energized improved triple-dry coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 11
8326	liquefied modified shaking conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 58
8327	warmed nitrogenated mirror blinking Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 26
8328	denatured pressed icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 12
8329	flattened smellbook	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 27
8330	flattened extra-moist narrow assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 62
8331	wet huge wobbly filthy armor	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 39
8332	oxidized Vulcanized squat plague pie	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 48
8333	liquefied batarang	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 50
8334	wet aerosolized spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 17
8335	electrified altered grease trap	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 59
8336	galvanized improved squat fuchsia shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 67
8337	nitrogenated aerosolized porkpocket	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 47
8338	concentrated Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 41
8339	galvanized olive twirling warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 18
8340	diffused red janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 17
8341	dry warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 37
8342	deionized pressed cyan skewed blurry baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 60
8343	colloidal yellow carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 32
8344	polymerized frozen pulsating bronze polish	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 38
8345	polymerized crident	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 11
8346	super-ionized skewed totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 63
8347	extra-denatured enhanced spray chrome	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
8348	colloidal filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 15
8349	energized flattened hand of cards	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 43
8350	activated mirror damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 41
8351	super-warmed modified lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
8352	improved adjusted wobbly skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 60
8353	dry aerosolized huge grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 50
8354	super-wet diffused pulsating nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 54
8355	Vulcanized iron torso box	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 23
8356	flattened ionized mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 28
8357	improved corrupted shaking shaking radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 52
8358	moist x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 21
8359	frozen magnetized skewed wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 23
8360	pickled quadruple-enhanced squat hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 17
8361	flattened jittery child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 25
8362	Vulcanized alkaline devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 14
8363	boiled shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 44
8364	unsweetened quadruple-energized alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 41
8365	pickled aerosolized unsweetened upside-down novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 15
8366	non-corrupted invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 40
8367	magnetized magnetized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 62
8368	Vulcanized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 21
8369	irradiated plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 41
8370	extra-chilled corrupted alkaline funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 31
8371	enhanced pressed huge bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 65
8372	aerosolized flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 50
8373	cold-filtered corrupted wobbly spinning captured boozles	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 45
8374	boiled dry narrow gray drinks tray	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 34
8375	vacuum-sealed jittery eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 12
8376	ghostly shaking submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	moldy pixel lemon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	delicious special skewed pixel daiquiri	3	awesome	Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	frozen wobbly power pill	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	moist pixel potion	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	bouncing Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	pulsating bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	tumbling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	upside-down gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	cool The Emperor's new hat	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	narrow squat manspreader's The Emperor's new shirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	gravedigger's The Emperor's new pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	banded brainy lead pipe	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	thinker's rope of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	hardened wrench of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	Tesla veiny candlestick	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	flame-retardant rock-hard knife	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	smooth slick revolver	0		Moxie: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	spinning 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	adequate pestopiary	3	good	
8408	electrified huge ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 57
8409	rotten bite-sized crudles	1	crappy	
8410	normal agnolotti arboli	3	good	
8411	delicious half-sized wobbly spaghetti with ghost balls	2	awesome	
8412	normal succulent marrow	3	good	
8413	delicious teal salacious crumbs	3	awesome	
8414	decent special fusilli marrownarrow	4	good	Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 20
8415	rotten suggestive strozzapreti	3	crappy	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	super-sized spoiled Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	5	crappy	
8418	squat oyster sauce	0		
8419	rotten miniature linguini immondizia bianco	2	crappy	
8420	enchanted spoiled maroon shells a la shellfish	4	crappy	Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 20
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	blurry 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	bouncing fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	olive jingling spore pod	0		
8435	Temple Grandin's grievous LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	perfumed beefcake's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	wobbly squat avaricious Jim Carey's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	mirror empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	fuchsia uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	cyan blinking uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	spinning capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	ghostly LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	lime green squat crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	blurry broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	avaricious auspicious high-temperature mining mask	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	knitted brainy fireproof megaphone	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	tasty immense mineapple	6	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	triple-distilled lousy Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	spoiled diet smelted roe	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	practically non-alcoholic mediocre twirling lavawater	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	aerosolized activated irradiated basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	ghostly auspicious curative lavalarva of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	pulsating ghostly nasty rosy-cheeked lava balaclava of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	censurious double-paned clever basaltamander buckler	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	improved spinning lava globs	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	snack-sized special tasty gooey lava globs	2	awesome	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	bouncing supercharged fortified lava-proof pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	supercharged heat-resistant necktie of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	Annie Oakley's vibrating heat-resistant gloves of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	low-calorie decent very hot lunch	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	mediocre yellow asbestos thermos	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	wet unsweetened energized liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	diet stale spinning bouncing disco biscuit	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	artisanal boozy squat Quaatorade&trade;	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	mirror greedy lard-coated greasy biker's hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 35, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	yellow lightning-fast flame-wreathed Tesla feathered headdress	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	zippy frightening veiny electrician's hardhat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	shaking green Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	gray one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	green airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	tumbling flame-retardant smooth velvet pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	wobbly dance instructor's smooth velvet shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	tumbling skewed lion tamer's smooth velvet hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	perfumed smooth velvet pocket square	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	blue blurry sage smooth velvet socks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	banded smooth velvet hanky	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	pulsating fortified smartaleck's The One Mood Ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	spinning Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	pulsating pulsating Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	squat the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	narrow Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	cyan glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	powdered SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	polarized squat maroon labrador cookie	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	crafty Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	yellow experienced grease cannon of horror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	extra-denatured electrified super-improved demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	foul-smelling brawny love of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	wobbly occult baleful Pener's drumstick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	olive personal trainer's deuce cape of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	friendly fortified groovy Lavalos's shell	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	bouncing Herculean smooth velvet bra of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	spinning zippy SMOOCH bracers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	fortified SMOOCH kneepads	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	SMOOCH spaulders of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	hale SMOOCH codpiece of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	purple knitted SMOOCH breastplate	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	stale lava cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	rotten pink slime	3	crappy	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	mirror Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	jumbo normal green devil hair pasta	5	good	
8530	toothsome upside-down spagecialetti	4	awesome	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	bland libertagliatelle	4	decent	
8535	miniature tasty spinning narrow turkish mostaccioli	2	awesome	
8536	enchanted adequate diet linguini of the sea	1	good	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 35
8537	diffused Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 39
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	blurry drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	rotten small Fettris	2	crappy	
8543	bland fusillocybin	3	decent	
8544	rotten super-sized prescription noodles	5	crappy	
8545	dried shaking blinking blood-drive sticker	1	awesome	Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 40
8546	chilled narrow bag of grain	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 65
8547	adjusted pulsating pocket maze	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 44
8548	ionized chilled shady shades	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 25
8549	oxidized diffused boiled squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 63
8550	jumbo rotten purple ghostly weird gazelle steak	5	crappy	
8551	yummy sausage without a cause	4	awesome	
8552	double-diffused adjusted diffused face paint	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 69
8553	tolerable irresponsibly strong bouncing emergency margarita	7	good	
8554	acceptable maroon vintage smart drink	3	good	
8555	blinking a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	cold-filtered dry Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 11
8559	liquefied polymerized dry upside-down bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 63
8560	chilled aerosolized squat wobbly Aerheads	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 21
8561	Vulcanized denatured Wrotz	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 29
8562	activated nitrogenated Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 47
8563	polarized shaking blue fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 21
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	Jeselnik's barrel lid of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	wobbly double-paned barrel hoop earring of courage of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	sizzling supercharged bankruptcy barrel of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	wobbly weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	bouncing moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	fuchsia huge mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	tolerable bottle of Amontillado	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	artisanal barrel-aged martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	jumbo flavorless blinking barrel pickle	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	bland barrel cracker	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	compressed vibrating mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	twisted mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	Sherlock's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	olive wholesome Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	asbestos-lined barrel gun	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	blue barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	mirror barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	bite-sized bland water log	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	barrelhead of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	mirror lion tamer's curative bottoms of the barrel	0		Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	occult chest barrel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 125, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	medical-grade double barreled barrel gun of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	gray reassuring Van der Graaf baleful triple barreled barrel gun	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	greedy clever barrel beryl choker	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	bouncing zippy curative barrel beryl nose ring	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	squat barrel beryl ring of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	shaking map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	alkaline yellow cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	quadruple-cold-filtered enhanced cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	boiled magnetized cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	frozen warmed cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	double-irradiated cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	super-cold-filtered squat cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	dry dry squat tumbling cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	vacuum-sealed mirror cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	wet non-adjusted cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	alkaline alkaline cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	modified pickled magnetized cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	extra-chilled electrified cold-filtered ghostly cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	super-enhanced ghostly huge purple cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	moist cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	vacuum-sealed bouncing cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	vacuum-sealed cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	activated cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	cold-filtered warmed cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	electrified cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	colloidal energized mirror squat cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	electrified blurry twirling cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	pressed concentrated cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	liquefied magnetized ionized cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	mixed pulsating wobbly cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	boiled twirling cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	alkaline skewed cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	triple-concentrated corrupted cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	polymerized cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	wet cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	polymerized pickled cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	frozen cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	dry squat cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	blurry cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	colloidal colloidal squat cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	triple-warmed cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	huge zippy wool rosy-cheeked Royal scepter	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	wobbly doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	toothsome jittery bowl of eyeballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	decent bowl of mummy guts	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	small delicious bowl of maggots	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	bad practically non-alcoholic bouncing blood and blood	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	acceptable Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	artisanal zombie	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	twirling Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	blurry plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	horrifying scorching groovy crown	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	wobbly ear poison	0		
8653	blinking stink-penny	0		
8654	flame-wreathed thinker's hawk of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, Hot Spell Damage: +10
8655	normal hamlet sandwich	4	good	
8656	Herculean Othello's military jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
8657	asbestos-lined Othello's dagger	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
8658	Othello's handkerchief of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
8659	tarnished warmed bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 39
8660	green grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	blinking huge Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked padded ghostly dagger	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50
8663	bad ghost beer	4	decent	
8664	medical-grade Othello set	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	wobbly toasty baleful Samson's Yorick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5
8668	huge red rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	jittery green tulip	0		
8671	purple tulip	0		
8672	green Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	narrow Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	diffused corrupted shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	bland gigantic iceberg lettuce	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	bad ice wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	spinning zippy aromatic friendly Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	miser's stylish Wal-Mart nametag of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	miser's vibrating Wal-Mart overalls of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	tumbling To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	green The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	blue spinning Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	shaking hardened bellhop's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	mediocre enchanted ice porter	3	decent	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	boiled electrified blue exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	teal bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	electrified pressed shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	blurry hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	pulsating ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	bouncing Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	distilled bouncing spinning medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	flavorless ice rice	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	aged iced plum wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	ribald padded smooth training belt	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	lime green blurry Van der Graaf training legwarmers of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	frightening training helmet of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	blinking X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	ghostly machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	vaporized skewed abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	modified huge abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	powdered huge abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	compressed tumbling abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	powdered abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	compressed bouncing abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	mixed narrow abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	denatured abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	compressed blurry cyan abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	denatured abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	squat modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	flavorless maroon VYKEA meatballs	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	drinkable blinking VYKEA mead	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	energized VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	shaking VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	jittery blue VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	blurry gray VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	olive VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	tumbling auspicious nasty MacGyver's VYKEA hex key	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	yummy enchanted small tin of submardines	2	awesome	Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	acceptable weak bottle of norwhiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	mixed blinking octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	pulsating asbestos-lined greasy boxer's sardine can key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	horrifying dog trainer's beefy norwhal helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	maroon studded octolus-skin cloak of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	delicious irresponsibly strong perfect cosmopolitan	6	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	smooth fancy wobbly perfect negroni	3	awesome	Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	special artisanal weak spinning perfect dark and stormy	2	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	weak bad perfect mimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	perfectly mixed perfect old-fashioned	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	enchanted drinkable perfect paloma	3	good	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	extra-ionized That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	colloidal flattened Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	nitrogenated enhanced Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	liquefied non-polarized blurry Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	irradiated pickled Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	upside-down airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	polymerized concentrated Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	diffused deionized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	irradiated wobbly blurry jittery communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	half-sized bland Crimbo salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	moldy bread line	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	bad skewed bark rootbeer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	acceptable ale	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	Sinatra's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	plastic Rudolph the Red of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	twirling plastic Crimborgatron of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	asbestos-lined plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	teal bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	narrow red stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	gray box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	tumbling Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	tolerable practically non-alcoholic upside-down skewed Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	ghostly Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	dry pitted sheet	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	fuchsia zippy perfumed groovy reusable shopping bag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	experienced coarse hemp socks	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	foul-smelling armband	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	wobbly bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	narrow tumbling pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	friendly pine cone necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	upside-down personal trainer's reindeer hammer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	elf ploughshare of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	spinning circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	jittery The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	jittery wholesome elven tambourine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	shaking reindeer sickle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	upside-down plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	mirror bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	skewed dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	ghostly high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	wobbly high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	upside-down blinking tumbling experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	wobbly ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	spinning self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	purple Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	normal Kudzu salad	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	dried ghostly Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	extra-dry drinkable pulsating Miss Graves' vermouth	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	normal snack-sized The Plumber's mushroom stew	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	diluted maroon narrow The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	mediocre The Mad Liquor	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	fancy weak delicious Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	awesome	Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	rotten Mr. Burnsger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	pickled yellow spinning The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	clever The Jokester's gun of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	purple executive stanky groovy The Jokester's wig	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	reassuring Herculean The Jokester's pants of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	aerosolized super-diffused quadruple-energized upside-down Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	jittery green replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	skewed domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	moist skewed yellow robin's egg	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	flavorless bite-sized robin flan	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	artisanal practically non-alcoholic huge robin nog	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	spinning plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	skewed root beer barrel	0		
8840	pickled squat Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 16
8841	extra-diffused blinking cyan Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 30
8842	energized deionized non-concentrated skewed bouncing infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 12
8843	magnetized tumbling can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 69
8844	vacuum-sealed polymerized adjusted blinking The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 32
8845	magnetized bag of random words	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 52
8846	colloidal quadruple-magnetized tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 34
8847	flattened shaking red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 53
8848	ionized tarnished ghostly question juice	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 63
8849	polymerized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 47
8850	cool your cowboy boots	0		Moxie: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	fuchsia nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	bouncing cyan nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	blurry sinister quicksilver ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	bouncing avaricious ribald Lo Pan's thicksilver ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	rock-hard experienced wicksilver ring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	skewed aromatic slicksilver ring of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	skewed gravedigger's sharpshooter's razor-sharp sicksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	resourceful energetic slick nicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	huge occult wizardly ticksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	skewed rosewater-soaked Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the bloodbag of terror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	wobbly energetic Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	censurious baleful Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	sizzling Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	gray Frigid Northern Beans of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	scorching Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	maroon mirror greedy Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	medical-grade hale Socratic smooth Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	coward's Annie Oakley's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	snack-sized flavorless plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	decent plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	rotten plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	stale plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	yummy huge plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	flavorless miniature plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	decent jumbo plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	huge delicious plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	flavorless big plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	big spoiled plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	sizzling Sinatra's Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	Lo Pan's razor-sharp dance instructor's Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	tumbling Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	inspector's nippy Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	Jeselnik's gravedigger's vibrating shellacked sinister Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	skewed El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	crafty extremely unsafe Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	purple buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	skewed cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	dry poker face paint	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	adjusted irradiated maroon triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	unsweetened improved twirling ghost bit	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	non-colloidal wobbly buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	boiled frozen lion musk	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	flavorless super-sized special bear claw	5	decent	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	Vulcanized rattler gland	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	colloidal denatured half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	concentrated diffused tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	miniature adequate rotting beefsteak	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	special delicious squat firemilk	4	awesome	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	frozen spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	dehydrated moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	huge scorching baleful western-style skinning knife	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	gray reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	knitted steel knuckles	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	spinning Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	ghostly upside-down LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	blurry Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	shaking shaking disc (white)	0		
8924	pulsating disc (black)	0		
8925	fuchsia disc (red)	0		
8926	huge disc (green)	0		
8927	ghostly disc (blue)	0		
8928	wobbly disc (yellow)	0		
8929	bouncing red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	tarnished corrupted demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	wobbly grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	blue rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	bouncing rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	twirling cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	squat jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	twirling ghostly quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	teal thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	jittery special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	tumbling Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	huge nasty sage one-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
8960	razor-sharp cool two-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8961	Fonzie's experienced three-gallon hat	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1
8962	gray energetic rosy-cheeked four-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20
8963	narrow zippy Newton's five-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +20
8964	mirror blue lightning-fast Da Vinci's six-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +40
8965	smooth seven-gallon hat of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100
8966	narrow stanky fortified eight-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8967	upside-down horrifying nine-gallon hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25
8968	padded educational ten-gallon hat	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20
8969	toasty Van der Graaf eleven-gallon hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8970	huge jittery toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	Vulcanized mirror upside-down skin oil	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 50
8973	diffused spinning unusual oil	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 14
8974	extra-concentrated mirror eldritch oil	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 60
8975	skewed exclusive club	0		
8976	concentrated quadruple-cold-filtered liquefied patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 68
8977	double-oxidized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 13
8978	ionized magnetized patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 13
8979	deionized frozen bouncing twirling patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 55
8980	liquefied chilled patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 63
8981	deionized mirror shaking patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 11
8982	diffused corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 66
8983	weak tolerable rodeo whiskey	2	good	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	squat fortified real cowboy hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	spinning Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	jittery Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	blue electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	powdered twirling armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	rotten low-calorie jumping horseradish	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	tolerable weak Sacramento wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	double-chilled Greek fire	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	auspicious Sinatra's ox-head shield of the wise owl of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: 30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	clever Fonzie's beefcake's dented scepter of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	executive scorching quilted very pointy crown of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	perfumed curative hale deadly strapping battle broom	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	fuchsia Samson's carpe of the dark arts of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	manspreader's Rosewater's wizardly codpiece of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	frosty mansplainer's clever shellacked troutsers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	careful fortified smartaleck's bass clarinet of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	scorching Oprah's razor-sharp fish hatchet of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	blue stanky forbidden tunac of the bloodbag of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	cold-filtered wriggling worm	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	perfectly mixed high-proof bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	quadruple-polymerized enhanced high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	slick fishin' hat	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	skewed knitted sonar fishfinder	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	upside-down tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	narrow disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	twirling huge viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	narrow internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	spinning meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	bite-sized bland gallon of milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	wobbly ghostly print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	gray upside-down infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	skewed Rosewater's First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	super-sized normal star salad	5	good	
9031	bouncing Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	tasty small bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	awesome	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	rotten shaking browser cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	lousy hacked gibson	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	ruddy Source shades	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	maroon missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	lime green Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	narrow Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	twirling Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	shaking Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	skewed Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	green Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	wobbly Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	tumbling maroon Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	huge twirling Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	huge Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	pulsating fuchsia Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	huge Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	cyan upside-down pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	Jeselnik's forbidden razor-sharp plastic detective badge of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	up-at-dawn Fonzie's beefcake's bronze detective badge of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	up-at-dawn occult detective badge of the blizzard of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	tumbling medical-grade razor-sharp brawny detective badge of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 50, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	bouncing cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	wobbly scandalous sizzling supercool detective roscoe	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	aerosolized energized red shoe gum	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	huge avaricious rosewater-soaked noir fedora of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	red Annie Oakley's sinister Sinatra's trench coat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	1	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	normal hardboiled egg	4	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	pulsating detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	gray DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	prompt double-paned ribald chilly padded protonic accelerator pack of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	blinking almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	Adventurer bobblehead of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	fuchsia psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	baleful bindle of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	fleshy lump of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	squat squat scandalous smoldering bagel punch of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	vibrating ghostly reins of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	healthy derringer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	electrified Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	blurry steel-toed razor-sharp cool Spookyraven signet	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	Tesla sage tie-dyed fannypack	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	upside-down nasty smooth burnt snowpants	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	foul-smelling standards and practices guide	0		Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	ghostly skewed skewed Temple Grandin's Fonzie's Carpathian longsword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	avaricious fireproof deadly Liam's mail	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	fireproof Oprah's Unfortunato's foolscap of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	blinking blinking Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	ghostly upside-down rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Da Vinci's Wrist-Boy	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	blinking Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	blue twirling Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	extra-energized unsweetened twirling maroon Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 22
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	moist oxidized Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 35
9110	oxidized alkaline enhanced Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 49
9111	deionized non-adjusted jittery Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 38
9112	triple-dry spinning EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 48
9113	diffused activated concentrated Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 59
9114	improved The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 66
9115	double-flattened Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 55
9116	huge red time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	prompt repaid diaper	0		Adventures: +3
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Shot of Kardashian Gin	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	huge Unstable Pointy Ears of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	pulsating School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	hand-crafted unidentified drink	3	EPIC	
9127	Sinatra's Samson's KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +5
9128	supercharged discarded swimming trunks of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20
9129	anodized liquefied mirror diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 67
9130	concentrated skewed charisma potion	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 40
9131	teal extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	skewed foul-smelling pistol of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	bland wobbly leftover pasty	3	decent	
9135	acceptable watered-down enchanted very whiskey	2	good	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 35
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	wobbly li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	skewed li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	maroon li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	shaking li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	activated upside-down hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	quadruple-enhanced Prunets	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 43
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	improved polarized invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	unsweetened huge invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	upside-down li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	flavorless low-calorie upside-down raw sweet potato	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	flavorless special miniature maroon raw beans	2	decent	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	delicious bouncing raw stuffing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	half-sized rotten raw cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	toothsome raw turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	thick stale raw mincemeat	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	adequate jumbo raw potato	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	spoiled raw gravy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	decent snack-sized raw bread	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	mini-marshmallow dispenser of terror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	ribald hardened thinker's glass casserole dish	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	twirling stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	frightening padded can opener	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	boiled turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	avaricious Sinatra's glass pie plate	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	executive padded potato masher	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	yummy sweet potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	flavorless low-calorie lime green bean casserole	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	decent spinning blinking baked stuffing	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	bland small cranberry cylinder	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	diet moldy thanksgiving turkey	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	stale tiny maroon mince pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	small stale mashed potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	adequate warm gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	massive adequate bread roll	9	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	rotten fuchsia leftovers	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	miniature stale leftovers sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	tumbling shaking wobbly megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	blurry jittery pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	wobbly bouncing cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	pulsating Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	extra-altered squat eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	mediocre eldritch extract	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	smartaleck's beefcake's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	triple-distilled aged eldritch distillate	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	compressed bouncing twirling eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	blurry olive Science Notebook of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
9197	blurry teal miser's toasty medical-grade eldritch hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	padded eldritch pants of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	artisanal fancy eldritch elixir	4	EPIC	Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	teal pulsating censurious Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	bouncing sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	Da Vinci's ball and chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	brawny gingerbread tophat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	purple frightening gingerbread waistcoat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	steel-toed gingerbread trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	Sherlock's horrifying candy dress shoes of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	narrow asbestos-lined groovy beefy candy necktie	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	knitted Tesla healthy chocolate pocketwatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	spinning gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	pulsating mirror sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	thick adequate blurry animal part cracker	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	triple-distilled delicious gingerbread wine	6	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	bland gingerbread mug	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	bouncing nippy gingerbread mask	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	censurious smooth gingerservo of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	double-irradiated flattened tainted icing	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	cyan gingerbeard of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	tumbling gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	padded gingerbread hoodie of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +7, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	scandalous experienced gingerbread pistol	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	tumbling groovy marzipan briefcase of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	jittery educational creme brulee torch	0		Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	resourceful candy crowbar	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	horrifying toasty candy screwdriver	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	skewed olive gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	greasy pumpkin spice candle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	denatured teal gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	greedy careful gingerbread gavel	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	tumbling gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	irresponsibly strong aged ginger beer	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	polymerized skewed green industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	non-altered polymerized fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	hand-crafted spirit-forward high-end ginger wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	shaking blinking plastic bad vibe of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	padded plastic angry vikings	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	narrow Da Vinci's plastic Your Brain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	plastic Krampus of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	energized pickled Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	anodized improved fuchsia Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	galvanized galvanized purple Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	rotten spiritual candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	perfectly mixed boozy spiritual eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	decent half-sized spiritual fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	spoiled immense spiritual gingerbread	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	blinking chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	shaking red fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	red gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	red briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	double-tarnished twirling spinning rock candy	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	flavorless jumbo green-iced sweet roll	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	narrow chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	squat mirror no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	tumbling negative lump	0		
9273	pulsating stiffened Third Eye	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	lightning-fast Krampus Horn of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	massive normal narrow hambrosier	10	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	practically non-alcoholic bad chakra-mental wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	ionized wobbly skewed chakra malt	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	stale Black Angus blackburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	aged brandy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	denatured enhanced pulsating maroon potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	deadly bad vibroknife of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	bouncing Jeselnik's Herculean crystal belt buckle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	upside-down saffron antaravasaka of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	blurry lard-coated dance instructor's saffron uttarasanga	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	shellacked extremely unsafe groovy Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	bite-sized normal narrow Eldritch snap	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	compressed green hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	mixed lime green jelly	1		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	twisted huge squat jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	pickled bouncing sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	dried pulsating stench jelly	1		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	toothsome half-sized toast with hot jelly	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	bland toast with jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	yummy big toast with jelly	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	tiny adequate toast with sleaze jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	thick flavorless toast with stench jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	wobbly space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	flame-wreathed wax hand of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	blue foul-smelling candle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	adequate thick bouncing wax pancake	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	energetic wax face of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	weak artisanal twirling wax booze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	distilled fuchsia blinking huge sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	immense adequate sea truffle	8	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	lime green tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	educational recovered cufflinks	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	upside-down heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	electrified twirling blurry LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	diffused ghostly LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	pickled Vulcanized electrified LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	huge knitted brainy LOV Eardigan of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	lard-coated LOV Epaulettes of the empath of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	shaking Jim Carey's chaotic LOV Earrings of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	compressed wobbly twirling LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	greasy LOV Elephant	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	miser's eldritch scanner	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	energized eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	shaking blurry yellow LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	toasty eldritch hammer of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	half-sized normal eldritch mushroom	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	bland eldritch mushroom pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	huge eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	ghostly eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	quantum colloidal maroon eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	jittery HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	blurry Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	narrow bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	jittery shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	green fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	bad literal grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	spirit-forward tolerable double entendre	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	enchanted hand-crafted Phlegethon	4	EPIC	Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	irresponsibly strong delicious Siberian sunrise	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	aged watered-down pulsating mentholated wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	bad ghostly low tide martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	acceptable watered-down shroomtini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	practically non-alcoholic bad blurry morning dew	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	boozy lousy whiskey squeeze	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	distilled acceptable great fashioned	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	mediocre watered-down Gnomish sagngria	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	delicious practically non-alcoholic vodka stinger	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	fortified acceptable extremely slippery nipple	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	tolerable piscatini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	high-proof hand-crafted Churchill	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	delicious soilzerac	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	watered-down aged London frog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	mediocre nothingtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	weak bad eighth plague	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	mediocre single entendre	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	tolerable reverse Tantalus	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	drinkable elemental caipiroska	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	hand-crafted Feliz Navidad	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	acceptable high-proof Bloody Nora	8	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	watered-down hand-crafted moreltini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	lousy hell in a bucket	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	acceptable Newark	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	acceptable triple-distilled tumbling tumbling R'lyeh	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	perfectly mixed blurry Gnollish sangria	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	hand-crafted vodka barracuda	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	distilled hand-crafted Mysterious Island iced tea	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	perfectly mixed drive-by shooting	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	mediocre jittery wobbly gunner's daughter	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	tolerable wobbly dirt julep	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	mediocre high-proof Simepore slime	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	artisanal Phil Collins	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	olive wobbly unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	ghostly toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	huge pulsating toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	tumbling exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	narrow rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	pulsating teal high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	fuchsia mirror alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	normal blurry edible alien plant bit	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	jittery fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	pickled jittery gray alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	jittery alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	stale huge alien meat	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	twirling alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	powdered yellow huge alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	huge spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	altered unsweetened green alien medicine	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	tiny rotten alien salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	mediocre watered-down alien booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	hardy alien mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	huge lard-coated alien spear of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	greedy sizzling alien blowgun of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	lime green lightning-fast greedy Sinatra's alien loincloth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	rosewater-soaked alien totem of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	supercharged medical-grade alien necklace of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	blinking spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	Usain Bolt's avaricious spants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	upside-down twirling aromatic experienced spant shield	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	nasty coward's spant shoulderpads	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	asbestos-lined weightlifter's spant backplate	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	horrifying hardened spant spear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	maroon murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	purple murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	triple-modified quantum Vulcanized narrow murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	narrow murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	up-at-dawn greasy vibrating murderbot mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	adjusted squat murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	gravedigger's wholesome murderbot whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	twirling foul-smelling Samson's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	upside-down murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	huge shaking Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	lime green Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	maroon Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	bland Aldebaran sardines	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	mediocre irresponsibly strong twirling Centauri fish wine	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dehydrated oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	spinning wobbly prompt rosy-cheeked Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	wobbly MacGyver's supercharged Spacegate military insignia	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	grievous deadly groovy Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	olive Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	bouncing Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	big flavorless alien sandwich	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	anodized Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 38
9477	red Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	oxidized upside-down blinking Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	boiled gray Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	enhanced narrow upside-down Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	polarized narrow Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	wet galvanized jittery Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	alkaline corrupted enhanced spinning wobbly Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	frozen electrified spinning Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	rotten half-sized bouncing Affirmation Cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	huge License To Kill	0		
9488	skewed Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	non-alkaline shaking Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 36
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	frightening careful Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	aged blurry basic martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	delicious watered-down bouncing improved martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	hand-crafted lime green splendid martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	teal exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	narrow tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	olive gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	ghostly gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	red narrow lard-coated horrifying plastic gundam of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	red Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	shaking Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	upside-down LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	fuchsia Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	red Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	special tasty meteoreo	4	awesome	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	distilled hand-crafted meadeorite	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	huge nasty MacGyver's hardy meteortarboard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	sinister Da Vinci's Newton's meteorite guard	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	cyan jittery stanky meteorb of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	maroon shaking Fonzie's asteroid belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	frosty veiny healthy meteorthopedic shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	twirling hardened arcane researcher's shooting morning star of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	narrow meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	blinking Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	blurry squat perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	blurry purple corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	greedy double-paned grievous blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	narrow pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	maroon jittery pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	bouncing wobbly pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	shaking dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	tumbling xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	spinning exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	perfectly mixed DUFRESNE Suds	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	miser's supercool mafia pinky ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
9547	aged flask of port	4	awesome	
9548	skewed weightlifter's contract enforcement stick of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Booze Drop: +100
9549	decent Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	tolerable weak jug of booze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	irradiated pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	chilled flattened blurry spinning skewed temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	diluted huge jittery glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	polarized new habit	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	mirror zippy dog trainer's dangerous pearl necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	mirror amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	ghostly O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	shaking huge lion tamer's protection stick of wisdom of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100
9563	triple-moist roll of meat	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 16
9564	red auspicious mafia thumb ring of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
9565	galvanized adjusted olive blurry cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	supercharged mafia middle finger ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	aromatic flame-retardant Newton's steel drivin' hammer of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
9568	huge piece of steel	0		
9569	upside-down MacGyver's veiny mafia pointer finger ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	slick worksite credentials	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
9571	narrow Annie Oakley's wizardly negotiatin' hammer of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: 45, Critical Hit Percent: 35
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	red pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	mirror aromatic Jeselnik's mafia wedding ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	skewed narrow transparent nog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	normal twirling unfinished fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	alkaline polarized and cracker	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	artisanal neg grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	toothsome half double fruitcake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	fancy moldy yellow narrow hushed puppy	4	crappy	Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	small flavorless muffled muffuletta	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	toothsome miniature shushed potatoes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	gravedigger's plastic mime functionary	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	perfumed plastic mime scientist	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	Lo Pan's plastic mime soldier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	maroon wizardly plastic mime executive	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	cyan shellacked plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	wet wishbone	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Racisto Ruidoso	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	pulsating mirror earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	flavorless bran muffin	3	decent	
9598	moldy special teal blueberry muffin	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
9599	huge silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	bouncing silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	mirror silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	mirror silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	teal silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	olive silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	blinking squat silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	narrow blinking silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	upside-down spinning silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	green crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	twirling anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	red warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	lousy lime green stale cheer wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	decent stale Cheer-E-Os	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	twirling cheerful antler hat of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	gravedigger's wizardly cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	squat squat avaricious crafty cheerful pajama pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	shaking red The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	olive The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	tumbling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	skewed mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	acceptable watered-down executive mime flask	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	adequate low-calorie nega-mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	drinkable nega-mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	warmed flattened polarized bouncing upside-down Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	tasty diet mime army rations	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	weak drinkable mime army wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	compressed spinning mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	quadruple-quantum concentrated mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	inspector's miming beret of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	wobbly miming shirt of incineration of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	clever dangerous miming corduroys	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	spinning huge asbestos-lined fireproof miming boots	0		Hot Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	stanky lion tamer's miming gloves	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	spinning God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	wobbly donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	electrified ionized moist narrow blue digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	weightlifter's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	Newton's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	jittery mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	blinking ghostly mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	clever personal trainer's mime army infiltration glove	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	spinning cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	twirling fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	rotten ghostly extra-toasted half sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	strong acceptable mulled hobo wine	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	fuchsia burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	narrow sharpshooter's smartaleck's weightlifter's burning paper hat	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	Lo Pan's Van der Graaf burning cape of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	scorching dog trainer's burning paper slippers of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	green stanky frosty Van der Graaf burning paper jorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	olive hardy forbidden burning paper crane of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	mirror January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	knitted broken champagne bottle of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	clever Newton's tinsel tights	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	Jeselnik's ribald Socratic wad of used tape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: 35, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	dog trainer's healthy wicked cool silent nightlight	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	corrupted colloidal sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 23
9697	alkaline modified cyan jittery Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 23
9698	flattened squat hot button candy	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 44
9699	lime green jittery reassuring sizzling makeshift garbage shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	zippy novelty monorail ticket of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	powdered pills	1		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 20
9702	vaporized lime green furry pill	1		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 35
9703	diluted red beefy pill	1		
9704	dehydrated excitement pill	1		
9705	denatured maroon vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 45
9706	pickled lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	modified squat dieting pill	1		
9712	maroon huge Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	squat Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	mirror Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	toasty genie's turbane of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	ribald wicked genie's scimitar	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	skewed curative occult genie's pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	teal flame-wreathed genie's bracers of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	lightning-fast supercool psychic's circlet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	squat greasy psychic's crystal ball of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	prompt chaotic psychic's pslacks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	resourceful arcane researcher's psychic's amulet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	bland heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	normal diet Swedish massage fish	1	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	watered-down bad mirror Third Base	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	drinkable distilled Bustle Hustler	5	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	oxidized boiled Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	energized ghostly Bettie page	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	activated tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	chilled squat heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	skewed heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	blinking eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	ghostly Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	nitrogenated enhanced rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 65
9744	quadruple-aerosolized mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 37
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	ionized pressed rhinestone	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 11
9747	shaking 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	pulsating riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	cyan ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	Samson's Team Avarice cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
9755	wool Team Sloth cap	0		Cold Resistance: +1
9756	blurry beefy Team Wrath cap	0		Muscle: +10
9757	healthy Mu cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	olive Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	bouncing upside-down packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	spinning Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	yellow Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	pulsating Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	jittery Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	blurry Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	purple Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	ghostly Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	green Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	pulsating tumbling lime green Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	blinking Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	spinning bouncing Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	gray Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	maroon Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	narrow Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	spinning Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	pulsating Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	jittery Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	twirling Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	olive Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	blinking upside-down Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	squat Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	pulsating shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	mirror twirling muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	blue smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	spinning rocket	0		
9828	distilled upside-down magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 45
9829	compressed tumbling brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 45
9830	denatured glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 10
9831	modified tumbling scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	dehydrated pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 20
9833	compressed lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	powdered gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 25
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	skewed FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	scorching quilted FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	blurry Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	frosty FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	fortified FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	blurry executive FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	twirling prompt manspreader's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	blinking tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	shaking LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	fuchsia shaking poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	tumbling to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	spinning flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	cold-filtered super-tarnished purple universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	narrow LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	fuchsia LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	toothsome FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	weak bad twirling FantasyRealm mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	tumbling Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	bouncing grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	adequate snack-sized yellow druidic s'more	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	mixed lime green sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	hand-crafted mourning wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	huge sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	maroon map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	teal map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	wobbly map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	thick adequate denastified haunch	5	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	bad bad rum and good cola	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	magnetized Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	energetic groovy leggings of the Spider Queen of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	friendly crafty Master Thief's utility belt of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	lime green upside-down therapeutic ruddy forbidden Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	friendly hardy Dragonscale breastplate of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	vibrating sinister dangerous belt of Ogrekind	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	blue careful supercool The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	maroon zippy chaotic Annie Oakley's nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	upside-down rosewater-soaked vibrating Newton's the Archwizard's briefs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	prompt occult the Ley Incursion's waist of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	green up-at-dawn educational brainy shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	personal trainer's sage ring of the Skeleton Lord of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	perfumed electrified educational scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	ghostly wool manspreader's arcane researcher's deadfall branch of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
9894	mirror asbestos-lined wool vibrating sage wizardly Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	olive dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	ghostly tumbling notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	artisanal two meat muck	3	EPIC	
9899	enchanted tasty chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	awesome	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 45
9900	rotten chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	crappy	
9901	fancy flavorless bouncing chocolate Spider Queen	4	decent	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 10
9902	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted hipster cocktail	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
9903	narrow squat God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	mirror teal skewed God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	wobbly God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	ghostly Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	fuchsia G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	blinking A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	pulsating crude oil congealer	0		
9915	flavorless big blinking good guava	5	decent	
9916	artisanal gin and ginger	4	EPIC	
9917	olive blurry Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	pickled mirror gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	blinking huge SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	jittery A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	ionized skewed shaking Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	non-cold-filtered pickled Punching Potion	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	vaporized skewed maroon shaking Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	squat Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	ghostly censurious greasy occult educational Brutal brogues	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	skewed energetic stiffened forbidden Draftsman's driving gloves of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	flame-wreathed extremely unsafe educational Nouveau nosering of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	improved spinning sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	polarized boiling broth	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	warmed interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	narrow Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	asbestos-lined hale Fonzie's PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	shaking Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	blurry bouncing gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	weak bad Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	blinking mansplainer's groovy pentagram bandana	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	gravedigger's skull ring	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	green pulsating electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	flavorless PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	yellow pulsating avaricious dorky glasses of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	perfumed dance instructor's ponytail clip	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	ghostly beefy paint palette	0		Muscle: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	powdered huge Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	cosmetic football of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	reassuring beefcake's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	bouncing gray pump-up high-tops of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	magnetized frozen runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	deadly noticeable pumps of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	acceptable everfull glass	4	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	yellow squat jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	aromatic mansplainer's denim jacket	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	pulsating dance instructor's ratty knitted cap of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	skewed veiny intimidating chainsaw of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	practically non-alcoholic enchanted mediocre party beer bomb	1	decent	Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	normal sweet party mix	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	compressed party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	therapeutic thinker's party pants	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	party whip of the brute of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	irresponsibly strong delicious TRIO cup of beer	10	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	adequate super-sized party platter for one	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	dehydrated skewed skewed maroon Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	olive chaotic Herculean party crasher	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	tumbling Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	mirror Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	huge tumbling dangerous &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	rosy-cheeked Samson's snakeskin thighboots	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	huge supercharged healthy snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	yellow knitted snakeskin jacket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	gray slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	blinking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	shaking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	hardy brainy slime waders of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	jittery slick wizardly slime fedora of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	auspicious slime knuckles of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	pulsating government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	twirling Lo Pan's extremely unsafe supercool government-issued slacks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	shaking curative strapping government-issued eyeshade of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	scorching MacGyver's government-issued necktie of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	zippy energetic Fonzie's mutant arm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	wool therapeutic ruddy mutant legs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	gravedigger's educational mutant crown of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	stale half-sized wobbly purple ghostly ectoplasm	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	miniature bland	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	drinkable bottle of vodka	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	flavorless skewed pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	watered-down perfectly mixed mirror martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	moldy huge cherry pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	drinkable bouncing upside-down eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	jittery glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	normal small Hell ramen	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	hand-crafted gimlet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	lousy enchanted ghostly twice-haunted screwdriver	3	decent	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	super-sized moldy candy cane	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	delicious runny fermented egg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	moldy oldcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	rotten wobbly traditional Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	deadly plastic wild beaver	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	maroon ghostly wobbly studded plastic reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	green nasty plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	quilted plastic orphan	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	Jack Frost's plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	ghostly yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	coward's grievous pristine walrus tusk	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	Sherlock's energetic medical-grade thinker's Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	huge bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	gray plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mirror mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	rotten grilled mooseflank	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	toothsome diet moosemeat pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	steel-toed balanced antler	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	huge inspector's dam	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	weak mediocre narrow jittery beavermouth	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	high-proof drinkable beaver punch (papaya)	8	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	mediocre beaver punch (peach)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	artisanal teal beaver punch (cherry)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	blue wobbly auspicious banded Canadian lantern	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	resourceful muskox-skin cap	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	shaking Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	moldy fuchsia glass of raw eggs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	perfectly mixed punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	altered body spradium	1		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	rock-hard bauxite beret	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	upside-down bauxite boxers	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	huge Tesla bauxite bow-tie	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	gravedigger's flame-wreathed healthy forbidden Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	blue sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	miniature flavorless ghostly sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	up-at-dawn careful red-hot sausage fork	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jittery jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	twirling Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	aged distilled beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	immense yummy yule gruel	10	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	boozy aged hot watered rum	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	tolerable bottle of Crimbognac	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	stale snack-sized Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	dried ghostly Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	squat upside-down Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	tumbling Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	spinning squat Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	shaking Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	mirror knitted coward's Crimbolex watch of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	bouncing olive Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	jittery boxer's beefy hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Muscle Percent: +10
10082	Newton's chalk chlamys of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	occult chalk chain of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	perfumed horrifying chalk chalice	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	up-at-dawn ribald chalk chinos	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	pulsating blurry nippy chalk chapeau of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	Usain Bolt's ribald chalk choker	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	modified bouncing chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	oxidized ghostly candy chalk	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 37
10090	cyan blinking marble maebari of the storm of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	shaking censurious vibrating marble mantle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	blinking therapeutic marble magnet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	blinking mirror nippy marble mignonette bowl of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	beefy marble medallion of temperance	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	lion tamer's sage marble mariachi hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	dried ghostly red marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	irradiated quantum tumbling green Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 22
10098	blinking foul-smelling shellacked punching bag	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	chaotic beefcake's pith helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	Oprah's poncho of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	auspicious chaotic pendant	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	yellow palazzos of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	gravedigger's MacGyver's pseudoaccordion	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	distilled shaking mirror pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	colloidal Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 64
10106	deadly terra cotta truss of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	jittery dog trainer's terra cotta trousers of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	supercool brainy terra cotta tongs	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	lightning-fast ruddy terra cotta train	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	jittery cool terra cotta tie tack of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	skewed hale slick terra cotta tambourine	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	denatured shaking terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	double-electrified polymerized terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 34
10114	nippy velour voulge of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	censurious velour vambraces of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	fuchsia dog trainer's electrified velour veil	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	asbestos-lined velour viscometer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	scandalous Annie Oakley's velour valise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	ghostly studded smooth velour vaqueros	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	dehydrated twirling fuchsia velour veneer	1		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	vacuum-sealed Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 25
10122	supercool glass suspenders of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	knitted foul-smelling glass shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	blurry dog trainer's savvy glass stetson	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	narrow flame-wreathed Fonzie's glass spectacles	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	wool glass shiv of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	wicked deadly glass serape	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	distilled purple glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	diffused hard candy	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 42
10130	avaricious quilted loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	bouncing reassuring chaotic loofah lei	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	greasy educational loofah lederhosen	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	huge loofah ladle of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	loofah legwarmers of incineration of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	red foul-smelling Oprah's loofah lavalier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	dehydrated blurry twirling loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	super-quantum polymerized chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 24
10138	tumbling scandalous stanky flagstone flag	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	mirror prompt flagstone flail of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	squat hale savvy flagstone flip-flops	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	razor-sharp Sinatra's flagstone fez	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	greasy occult flagstone fleece	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	inspector's flagstone fringe of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	twisted flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	polarized corrupted spinning Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 41
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	lime green occult cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	adjusted jittery tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	twisted prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	olive tailored vest of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	shaking green sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	therapeutic elf army poncho	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	flavorless big squat squat elf army field rations	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	blurry Herculean smooth discarded bowtie	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	mediocre weak martiny	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	gray tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	vacuum-sealed activated licorice snake	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 54
10161	triple-nitrogenated jittery virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 16
10162	polarized mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 52
10163	altered cyan government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 46
10164	frozen Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 31
10165	blurry mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	hale smartaleck's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	immense decent bloodstick	6	good	
10170	acceptable weak bottle of Sanguiovese	2	good	
10171	rotten snack-sized actual blood sausage	2	crappy	
10172	delicious watered-down green mulled blood	2	awesome	
10173	adequate blood snowcone	3	good	
10174	hand-crafted boozy huge Red Russian	5	EPIC	
10175	adequate blood roll-up	4	good	
10176	weak perfectly mixed bottle of blood	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
10177	yummy miniature blood-soaked sponge cake	2	awesome	
10178	delicious special narrow vampagne	4	awesome	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 40
10179	decent plain snowcone	4	good	
10180	squat Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	skewed ghostly money bag	0		
10184	ghostly Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	skewed squat sharpshooter's resourceful PirateRealm eyepatch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	squat compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	tumbling Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	squat upside-down Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	mirror tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	red blurry Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	spoiled crabsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	tumbling melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	high-proof tolerable bottle of dark rhum	9	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	perfectly mixed spinning bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	drinkable triple-distilled blinking shaking bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	10	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	extra-vacuum-sealed super-activated skewed pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	toasty hardened conquistador's breastplate	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	miser's wholesome pirate pantaloons	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	red [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	skewed windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	maroon perfumed smooth pirate radio ring	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	huge normal pineapple slab	9	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	flavorless half-sized bouncing hibiscus petal	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	extra-dry boiled huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	blue cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	altered shaking ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	skewed Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	maroon spinning Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	mixed shaking pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	teal twirling Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	olive pulsating knitted plush sea serpent	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	small yummy shaking pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	tumbling Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	purple ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	rosy-cheeked baleful piratical blunderbuss	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	Annie Oakley's razor-sharp thinker's PirateRealm party hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	drinkable weak Island Landslide	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	bad spirit-forward fancy Island Thunderstorm	5	decent	Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	enchanted drinkable Island Hurricane	4	good	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	practically non-alcoholic artisanal jittery Skull Punch	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	bad Electric Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	drinkable extra-dry Smuggler's Punch	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	aged practically non-alcoholic jittery gray Scorpion Bowl	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	artisanal watered-down blinking Turtle Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	acceptable spirit-forward Cobra Bowl	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	wobbly ghostly dog trainer's dangerous cool brainy vampyric cloake of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	electrified flattened one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 66
10245	mirror arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	mirror intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	fuchsia ghostly overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	yellow Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	squat Sinatra's educational Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the businessman	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	narrow Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	bouncing inspector's chaotic supercharged shellacked forbidden dangerous deadly brainy hewn moon-rune spoon of the pedagogue of the storm of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: 15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: 70, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	pulsating Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	teal prompt hardy strapping Beach Comb	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	blinking grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	maroon small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	twirling maroon pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	pickled altered magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	denatured super-adjusted cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	boiled polarized warmed gray seashell	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	super-frozen seashell	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	quadruple-ionized frozen dry seashell	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	wobbly bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	hand-crafted blinking bottle of sea wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	diluted spinning kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	lightning-fast censurious scandalous dog trainer's sharpshooter's clever occult dance instructor's slick driftwood hat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	curative hale healthy grievous deadly personal trainer's groovy brawny wizardly driftwood pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	squat sharpshooter's energetic veiny healthy fortified baleful stylish driftwood bracelet of James Dean of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's waders of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	shaking coward's personal trainer's brainy spearfish fishing spear	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	hale forbidden experienced rabbitfish fin	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	tumbling piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	Oprah's pirate cutlass of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	spinning lime green nasty tricorn hat of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	flame-retardant swash buckle of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	blinking meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	double-paned wicked meteorite earring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	narrow rosewater-soaked Fonzie's Herculean meteorite necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	narrow greasy hardened meteorite ring of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	tarnished magnetized twirling Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 18
10290	alkaline modified chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 38
10291	wobbly Jim Carey's educational driftwood beach comb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	wobbly stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	asbestos-lined Lo Pan's whittled tiara of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	lion tamer's smartaleck's strapping whittled shorts	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	Newton's experienced sage whittled flail	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	clever extremely unsafe razor-sharp whittled wand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	double-paned chaotic whittled flute of the blizzard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	mansplainer's sinister supercool whittled bear figurine	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	gray double-paned manspreader's whittled owl figurine of terror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	wobbly Annie Oakley's vibrating whittled fox figurine of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	greedy wicked sage whittled walking stick of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	special super-sized adequate campfire hot dog	5	good	Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	snack-sized rotten skewed campfire baked potato	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	miniature normal narrow twirling lime green campfire s'more	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	miniature moldy campfire beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	bland campfire stew	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	anodized nitrogenated leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 54
10310	lime green rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	wobbly jittery burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	jittery space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	yummy space chowder	3	awesome	
10321	hand-crafted space wine	3	super EPIC	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	red packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	jittery Law of Averages	0		
10332	cyan Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	asbestos-lined smelly Tesla Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	twirling diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	miniature normal bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	delicious huge bouncing flan del mar	7	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	adequate Baja sopapilla	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	curative plastic Mer-kin baker	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	lard-coated plastic sea elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	twirling plastic yuleviathan of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	MacGyver's plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	Rosewater's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	normal mana-coated yams	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	small spoiled teal mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	flavorless immense mirror mana-fortified cranberry sauce	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	decent mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	maroon human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	frozen patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	dried blinking industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	altered warmed unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	altered skewed narrow vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	powdered ghostly cyan a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	polymerized wet tarnished mirror organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	artisanal mirror boot flask	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	enhanced flattened infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	twirling madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	dehydrated fish sauce	1		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	decent miniature guffin	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	boiled Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	ghostly goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	mixed huge non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	nitrogenated extra-denatured alkaline wobbly peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	triple-ionized warmed Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	Vulcanized energized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	compressed mirror livid energy	1		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	pickled shaking lime green beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	executive beefcake's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	denatured extra-activated unsweetened tumbling concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	colloidal polymerized liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	mirror hale wholesome Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	pulsating green Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	gray soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	frozen blurry salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	spinning blurry Sherlock's sinister ribbon candy ascot	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	purple intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	razor-sharp anemoney clip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	vaporized wobbly lime green super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	hardened razor-sharp icing poncho of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	alkaline dry yellow glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	Mer-kin rollpin of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	yellow shaking personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	red upside-down wobbly tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	low-calorie yummy bowl of mernudo	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	smooth extra-dry fishelada	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	normal miniature wobbly ojo de pez burrito	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	pulsating waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	upside-down waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	purple waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	bouncing sharpshooter's stylish nutcracker hat	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	horrifying nutcracker waistcoat of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	spinning pulsating quilted smartaleck's nutcracker pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	shaking electrified nutcracker boots of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	dog trainer's veiny nutcracker sword	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	nasty forbidden nutcracker drumstick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	stylish brainy nutcracker beard	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	vibrating nutcracker cape of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	Jeselnik's nutcracker epaulets of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	skewed nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	bland huge salt plum	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	upside-down peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	moldy and bean	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	reassuring forbidden kelp-holly gun of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	personal trainer's Yuleviathan necklace of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	shaking upside-down electrified peppermint spine of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	scorching soggy elf shoes of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	scorching frosty Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	ghostly careful kelp-holly drape of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	red rosy-cheeked Staff of the Peppermint Twist of Tarzan of chilblains of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	moldy small tempura and bean	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	tolerable salt plum sake	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	triple-wet double-quantum pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	altered unsweetened almond	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 57
10429	aerosolized altered shaking handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	Tesla medical-grade Retrospecs of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	blurry unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	yellow zippy dog trainer's hardened Powerful Glove of the blizzard of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	blurry upside-down enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	double-paned veiny brawny Drip harness	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
10442	drippy truncheon of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	decent small drippy nugget	2	drippy	
10446	hand-crafted strong glass of drippy wine	5	drippy	
10447	enchanted flavorless drippy caviar	3	drippy	Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15
10448	decent drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	blinking stiffened drippy stake	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	mirror drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	bouncing drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	wobbly coin	0		
10455	purple mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	gray super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	magnetized aerosolized olive pulsating fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 59
10459	non-energized wet healthy juice	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 38
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fuchsia fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	teal squat wobbly bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	spinning work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	cool cape	0		Moxie: +5
10467	spinning family-friendly asbestos-lined back shell	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
10468	huge maroon spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	shaking pulsating Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	dance instructor's bony back shell	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	super-energized lime green pulsating blooper ink	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 16
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	red packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	blue plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	bouncing free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	ghostly immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	adequate tumbling mushroom filet	3	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	powdered mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	aged practically non-alcoholic narrow mushroom whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	knitted dog trainer's wizardly mushroom cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	flame-retardant sage mushroom shield of the storm of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	gray horrifying dog trainer's Annie Oakley's curative mushroom pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	huge teal Van der Graaf therapeutic brawny mushroom badge of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	yellow house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	olive pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	squat plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	aerosolized blurry piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	cyan spinning plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	pulsating sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	kettle bell of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	skewed glued-together crystal ball of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	blurry martini dregs of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	extremely unsafe flickering flashlight	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	aromatic crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	huge smartaleck's outmoded fidget toy	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	flimsy ski pole of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	skewed clever pizza box	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	reassuring chipped coffee mug of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	wobbly family-friendly Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	narrow drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	shaking drippy salt	0		
10521	twirling drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	mediocre drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	squat lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	ghostly Sinatra's gory drippy orb	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	blue wobbly Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	nasty shellacked Guzzlr tablet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	narrow Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	blurry mirror Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	blinking Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	Guzzlr souvenir stein of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	artisanal weak Ghiaccio Colada	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	smooth skewed Sourfinger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	extra-dry lousy Nog-on-the-Cob	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	drinkable twirling blurry Steamboat	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	triple-distilled smooth lime green Buttery Boy	7	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	mirror Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	baleful clown car key of terror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	dance instructor's strapping batting cage key of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	squat friendly manspreader's groovy aqu&iacute;	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	extremely unsafe knob labinet key of the brute of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	asbestos-lined coward's Rosewater's weremoose key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	peg key of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	ghostly narrow Fonzie's kekekey	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	rabbit's foot key of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	yellow up-at-dawn supercharged knob shaft skate key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	stiffened wicked ice key of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	mirror fireproof anchovy can key	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	cactus key of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	prompt Newton's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	purple greedy Da Vinci's treasure chest key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	prompt energetic demonic key of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	key sausage of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	squat dance instructor's knob treasury key of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	avaricious scrap key of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	forbidden stylish rose key	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	music box key	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	hardened Fonzie's actual skeleton key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	dance instructor's deep-fried key of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	green brainy discarded bike lock key of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	green Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	cold-filtered huge marshroom	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
10573	pulsating bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	vacuum-sealed maroon salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 11
10577	boiled quantum frozen writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 68
10578	polarized modified gray gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 47
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	teal packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	double-paned MacGyver's birch battery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	Jack Frost's wizardly ebony epee of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	olive Jeselnik's dangerous weeping willow wand of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	jittery blinking MacGyver's occult beechwood blowgun of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	red mansplainer's maple magnet of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	greedy family-friendly hemlock helm of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	jittery Jeselnik's veiny balsam barrel of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	pressed altered narrow redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	narrow purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	rosewater-soaked boxer's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	yellow wool ruddy Herculean weightlifter's wormwood wedding ring of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	squat drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	ert grey goo ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	anodized colloidal vacuum-sealed yellow Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	quadruple-frozen maroon Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	stale low-calorie Yeg's Motel pillow mint	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	colloidal wobbly Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	olive Yeg's Motel shower cap of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	shaking lightning-fast lion tamer's Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	mansplainer's rosy-cheeked Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	maroon twirling uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	olive nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	squat greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	wobbly chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	wobbly alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	ghostly alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	gray alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	up-at-dawn greasy dance instructor's Cargo Cultist Shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	lousy ghostly flask of moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	gray mirror double-paned medical-grade sea-worn candlestick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	jittery Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	pickled squat null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	spoiled thick chocolate chip muffin	5	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	maroon box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	tumbling gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	mirror mirror grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	blurry greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	improved fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	unsweetened jittery boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	liquefied polarized nitrogenated cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	flattened blinking overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	polymerized extra-aerosolized jittery hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	altered blinking hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	twirling educational Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	ruddy Crimbo smile	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	olive skewed wool SalesCo sample kit	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	magnetized candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	colloidal sugar	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	anodized blinking multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	blinking smelly plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	squat padded plastic multi-level marketer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	cool plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	inspector's plastic Penny	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	wobbly overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	neck wreath of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	upside-down shining star cap of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	olive nativity shorts of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	chilly Jim Carey's myrrh pouch	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	slick frankincenser of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	manspreader's supercharged gilded trumpet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	frightening &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	sharpshooter's wine carrier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	thinker's candy bucket	0		Mysticality: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	modified maroon prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	aerosolized non-oxidized shaking imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	enhanced hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	cyan mirror government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	tumbling Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	narrow steel-toed Rosewater's fruit bat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	sage tinsel orb of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	purple nippy snowpack of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	narrow sharpshooter's therapeutic Satan hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	personal trainer's sage Crimbo stockings	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	aromatic poncho de azucar of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	narrow The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	blue The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	adequate and pepper (stale)	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	hand-crafted high-proof cranberry margarita (brackish)	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	squat nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	watered-down smooth barrel-aged eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	half-sized decent hand-crafted candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	big tasty purple drive-thru burger	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	fancy hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Boulevardier cocktail	1	EPIC	Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	pressed tarnished jittery wobbly Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	stale bowl full of jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	tolerable squat Eye and a Twist	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	deionized ionized blinking Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	tumbling packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	squat crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	wobbly twirling fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	purple Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	irradiated dry teal battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	galvanized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	concentrated battery (D)	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	warmed battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	energized activated squat battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	magnetized blue battery (car)	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	fuchsia cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	purple marshmallow	0		
10747	tolerable weak marshmallow bomb	2	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	lime green shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	denatured colloidal polymerized bouncing short beer	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	enhanced boiled short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	warmed wobbly short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	modified tumbling short glass of water	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	cold-filtered flattened blinking pulsating short	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	twirling Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	Temple Grandin's familiar scrapbook of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	lion tamer's Oprah's therapeutic fedora-mounted fountain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	gravedigger's experienced sombrero-mounted sparkler of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	supercool weightlifter's porkpie-mounted popper of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	flavorless enchanted ghostly fire crackers	3	decent	Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	blurry Van der Graaf Catherine Wheel of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	greedy careful rocket boots	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	savvy sparkler of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	dry skewed Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	liquefied The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	boiled bouncing tumbling Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	chilled Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	alkaline jittery gray blinking Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	lime green Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked extra-large utility candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	chilly runed taper candle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	smelly healthy novelty sparkling candle of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	bouncing Abracandalabra of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	huge nasty scorching extra-wide head candle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	magnetized bouncing natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	denatured liquefied rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	warmed adjusted banana candle	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	Vulcanized diffused skewed ear candle	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	super-nitrogenated dry blinking votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	supercharged water candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	spinning Annie Oakley's B. L. A. R. T.	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	pulsating literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	cyan blinking rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	shaking tumbling Jack Frost's frosty nippy resourceful medical-grade boxer's industrial fire extinguisher	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: 60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	jittery The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	twirling packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	auspicious supercharged veiny Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	adequate bread man	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	normal immense skewed plain candy cane	6	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	diet decent enchanted ghostly narrow flour cookie	1	good	Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	plastic food lab of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	wobbly scorching plastic chem lab	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	smelly plastic primary lab	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	crafty plastic Cheer Core	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	mirror twirling medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	blurry perfumed forbidden ice crown of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	squat zippy shellacked Da Vinci's jeans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	curative wholesome Samson's ice wrap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	rotten tofu pop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	bland twirling bowl of prescription candy	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	normal fishcake	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	flavorless bone broth	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	bite-sized adequate star pop	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	artisanal weak green Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	perfectly mixed watered-down mirror Doc's Smartifying Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	mediocre Doc's Limbering Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	perfectly mixed watered-down Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	modified Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	pickled Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	mixed ghostly shaking Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	pickled ghostly ghostly Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	quadruple-diffused anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	energized ionized double-wet purple anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	tarnished quadruple-wet mirror anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	polymerized chilled anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	corrupted wet narrow anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	extra-nitrogenated upside-down anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	mediocre irresponsibly strong Doc's Special Reserve Wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	immense adequate bread pie	8	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	lousy clear Russian	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	yellow shaking zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	jittery Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	spinning gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	spinning goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	cozy scarf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	special normal immense huge Crimbo cookie	10	good	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	ionized activated fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	cyan tumbling third ear of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	narrow poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	maroon peppermint-scented socks of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	spinning frightening depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	immense delicious skewed &quot;caramel&quot;	10	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	extremely unsafe self-repairing earmuffs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	mansplainer's yule hatchet	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	upside-down potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	tiny adequate lab-grown meat	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	pulsating auspicious fleece	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	savvy pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	upside-down miser's Oprah's savvy can of mixed everything	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	tumbling Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	shaking cyan ghostly the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	moldy meatball	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	twirling meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	altered wobbly bouncing fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	squat 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	altered squat astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 40
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	flame-wreathed lion tamer's resourceful magnifying glass	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	bad watered-down blinking shaking void lager	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	gigantic moldy void burger	7	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	Jeselnik's toasty supercharged savvy void shard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	wobbly shaking undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	shaking cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	purple combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	manspreader's combat lover's locket	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	bouncing blinking Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	twirling grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	tumbling grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	pulsating undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	teal manspreader's quilted arcane researcher's sage unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	nitrogenated emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	bouncing wizardly survival knife	0		Mysticality: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	bouncing huge hardy crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	studded headlamp	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	purple steel-toed groovy strapping thermal blanket	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	tumbling nippy atlas of local maps	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	adjusted boiled maroon spare battery	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	denatured single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	diffused gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	half-sized delicious 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	ghostly bar of freeze-dried water	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	small decent expired MRE	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	moldy wobbly cool mint precipice bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	spoiled tumbling carrot cake precipice bar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	blinking Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	ghostly packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	red mirror inspector's brawny June cleaver of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +15, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	bad Dad's brandy	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	ghostly zippy teacher's pen of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	adequate fire-roasted lake trout	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	diet bland guilty sprout	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	hardened mother's necklace of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	alkaline frozen trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	wet savings bond	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	skewed designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	altered narrow sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	wobbly nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	mirror beefy pterodactyl rifle	0		Muscle: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	concentrated huge blue Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 33
10942	narrow dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	camouflage vest of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
10944	blinking pulsating Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	skewed dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	miser's Jeselnik's resourceful awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
10948	reflective vest of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
10949	upside-down rosy-cheeked dinosaur	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	gray packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	skewed fireproof deadly Jurassic Parka	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	quantum polymerized autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	hand-crafted enchanted boozy AutumnFest ale	5	EPIC	Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	squat aromatic Van der Graaf autumn sweater-weather sweater of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	mirror Tesla Van der Graaf deadly cool autumn debris shield	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	normal bite-sized autumn-spice donut	1	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	wet double-colloidal squat autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	teal hardened autumn leaf pendant of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	altered skewed autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	vacuum-sealed ionized autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	spinning familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	aged special distilled twirling Oopsie IPA	5	awesome	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	cyan mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	normal ratatouille de Jarlsberg	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	snack-sized adequate Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	immense toothsome shaking pulsating roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	8	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	spoiled St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	decent jumbo wobbly huge Pete's wiley whey bar	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	spoiled Pete's rich ricotta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	distilled perfectly mixed blue ghostly Boris's beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	thick spoiled upside-down honey bun of Boris	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	bland tiny wobbly Boris's bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	purple Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	mirror Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	moldy low-calorie skewed baked veggie ricotta casserole	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	half-sized decent plain calzone	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	flavorless fancy roasted vegetable focaccia	4	decent	Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	stale pulsating Pizza of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	moldy Calzone of Legend	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	skewed maroon Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	twirling wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	upside-down cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	adequate Deep Dish of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	bouncing deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	tumbling drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	ghostly government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	prohie's hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	pickled imported taffy	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	ruddy Charleston shoes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	upside-down booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	sharpshooter's rare oboe of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	Temple Grandin's bullet necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	bland maroon swamp haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	spinning friendly chaotic gator shades	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	shaking milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	lousy watered-down Charleston Choo-Choo	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	watered-down bad Velvet Veil	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	lousy watered-down spinning Marltini	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	weak hand-crafted Strong, Silent Type	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	practically non-alcoholic mediocre teal Mysterious Stranger	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	mediocre Champagne Shimmy	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	censurious hardened ceramic cestus	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	grievous Samson's ceramic centurion shield of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	energetic ceramic celery grater of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	Sherlock's Tesla ceramic celsiturometer of the detective	0		Item Drop: 45, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	bouncing padded ceramic cerecloth belt of dire peril of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	auspicious lion tamer's Sinatra's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	pickled blurry lime green ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	Vulcanized non-ionized ionized red extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 62
11028	bouncing steel-toed groovy slick chiffon chevrons	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	baleful arcane researcher's chiffon chapeau of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	jittery experienced smooth chiffon chamberpot of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	jittery lightning-fast greedy gravedigger's chiffon chemise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	fireproof wholesome Herculean chiffon chakram	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	jittery scorching chaotic sage chiffon chaps	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	non-dry concentrated chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 18
11036	stale chocomotive	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	gigantic stale mirror freightcake	10	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	artisanal cyan twirling cabooze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	skewed plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	lime green plastic passenger car of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	blurry flame-wreathed plastic dining car	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	purple Tesla resourceful plastic coal car	0		Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	blinking ruddy plastic locomotive	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	cyan model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	anodized tarnished blinking Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 45
11051	aerosolized Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 48
11052	liquefied vacuum-sealed polarized bouncing Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 63
11053	quadruple-irradiated pickled Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 63
11054	aerosolized liquefied skewed Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 21
11055	warmed non-quantum narrow Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 42
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	quilted Trainbot harness	0		Damage Absorption: +40
11059	blue ping-pong table	0		
11060	bouncing Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	clever head-mounted Trainbot of extreme caution of terror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	coward's experienced leg-mounted Trainbots of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	double-paned scandalous wholesome shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	blue cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	shaking Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	mediocre high-proof dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	10	decent	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	blurry Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	decent honey-drenched ham slice	3	good	
11071	practically non-alcoholic lousy bouncing mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1	decent	
11072	decent Crimbo food scraps	3	good	
11073	bouncing arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	toothsome snack-sized huge steamed oyster	2	awesome	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	weak tolerable Crimbosmopolitan	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	gigantic bland twirling Crimbo dinner	10	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	teal overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	spinning olive upside-down train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	blinking half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	deadly educational brawny grubby wool hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5
11093	blinking smelly forbidden grubby wool scarf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
11094	asbestos-lined steel-toed Da Vinci's grubby wool trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +5
11095	scorching hale rock-hard grubby wool gloves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	irresponsibly strong mediocre jittery nice warm beer	7	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	twirling packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	dried cyan narrow skewed fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	purple bouncing bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	pulsating molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	blinking whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	blinking stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	delicious super-sized tumbling spinning pixel bread	5	awesome	
11113	mediocre pixel whiskey	4	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	squat S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	blurry teal S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	ionized yellow glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	galvanized pulsating mushroom	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	quantum spinning five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	moldy narrow super good fruit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	distilled blurry tumbling energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	shaking lime green scorching wizardly hot pepper	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	improved electrified unsweetened mirror out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	boiled fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	quantum concentrated blue flapper fly	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic shot of wasp venom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	corrupted triple-flattened huge filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	extra-oxidized improved wobbly jittery shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	boiled shaking pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	boiled nitrogenated pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	alkaline altered teal angry agate	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	alkaline cyan lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	tasty shadow sausage	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	maroon flame-retardant chilly shadow skin	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	enhanced shadow flame	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	enchanted flavorless squat shadow bread	3	decent	Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	teal shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	mediocre weak shadow fluid	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	watered-down hand-crafted shadow venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	vaporized narrow shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	upside-down Usain Bolt's Sinatra's experienced shadow stick	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	gray experienced cool bat paw	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2
11148	manspreader's uncursed bat paw	0		Monster Level: +10
11149	blurry inspector's Jack Frost's goblin cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 20
11150	chaotic uncursed goblin cape	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
11151	brainy dragon wishbone of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
11152	up-at-dawn uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Adventures: +5
11153	pulsating jittery inspector's horrifying friendly Newton's stats	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
11154	supercool uncursed stats	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11155	vibrating arcane orb of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100
11156	teal Lo Pan's uncursed arcane orb	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11157	red quilted machete	0		Damage Absorption: +40
11158	pulsating Sherlock's uncursed machete	0		Item Drop: +25
11159	blinking blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	yellow twirling Usain Bolt's studded medallion of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80
11162	stanky uncursed medallion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	lime green blurry The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	blinking lime green shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	spinning closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	tumbling spinning shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	fuchsia shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	jittery shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	wobbly scandalous supercool shadow chef's hat of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	fireproof horrifying brawny shadow trousers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	greedy dog trainer's shadow hammer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	scandalous resourceful beefy shadow monocle	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	gray shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	tasty shadow hot dog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	drinkable shadow martini	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	powdered ghostly shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	quadruple-quantum teal shadow candy	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58
11189	squat upside-down replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	shaking twirling replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	huge replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	blue spinning replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	grievous smartaleck's wizardly replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	blinking miser's frightening replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	hardened wicked slick replica navel ring of navel gazing of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	wobbly therapeutic replica V for Vivala mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	cool replica haiku katana of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	skewed replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	bouncing extremely unsafe Samson's beefcake's replica Elvish sunglasses of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	narrow wobbly replica stone sphere	0		
11209	blinking wholesome stiffened replica Greatest American Pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
11210	squat replica organ grinder	0		
11211	nippy educational replica Juju Mojo Mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11212	ghostly mirror baleful stylish replica Operation Patriot Shield of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	lightning-fast Oprah's replica plastic vampire fangs of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: 140, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	wobbly replica angel	0		
11216	huge lard-coated replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	ghostly replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	narrow replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	upside-down purple replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	tumbling sizzling dog trainer's Cincho de Mayo of the wise owl of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	teal dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	squat replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	mirror replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	wobbly replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	blurry upside-down replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	blurry maroon replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	bouncing chilly curative replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	miser's sharpshooter's Oprah's forbidden Herculean replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
11242	skewed avaricious miser's reassuring veiny quilted arcane researcher's Samson's wizardly replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the brute of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: 40, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	scorching dog trainer's healthy sinister replica Powerful Glove of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	inspector's wool clever beefy replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
11246	cyan toasty manspreader's Annie Oakley's experienced replica industrial fire extinguisher of incineration of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	olive replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	stylish replica Jurassic Parka of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	gray replica grey gosling	0		
11251	pulsating pulsating replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	mirror blue replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	olive replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	zippy nippy medical-grade replica Cincho de Mayo of the detective	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	blinking shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	upside-down frightening stiffened grievous dangerous brawny smooth &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	mirror resourceful cool pro skateboard	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	gray Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	blinking Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	purple Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	shaking Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	coward's chaotic Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of bravery of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	wobbly Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	huge ghostly fuchsia VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	aerosolized dry corrupted wobbly scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	red Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	non-denatured wet scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	wobbly Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	gray blinking Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	triple-distilled acceptable Sexy Cosmo	7	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	gravedigger's deadly red-soled high heels of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	adequate cyburger	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	nasty ncle leg	0		Stench Damage: +5
11287	pulsating rutabuga bag of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100
11288	deadly mesquito proboscis	0		Weapon Damage: +5
11289	huge rock-hard senate fly thorax	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11290	polarized bug juice	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 11
11291	olive vibrating spider leg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
11292	forbidden beetle antenna	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
11293	miser's mantis skull	0		Meat Drop: +10
11294	galvanized corrupted mirror chitin powder	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 59
11295	blurry hardened daddy shortlegs leg of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11296	foul-smelling forbidden birdybug antenna	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10
11297	prompt beefy kilopede skull	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +3
11298	frozen wet green haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 27
11299	moist dry chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 47
11300	mirror sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	blinking claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	skewed name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	stale ghostly watermelon	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	tasty waffle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	mirror fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	blinking teal sharpshooter's cat o' nine teeth of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	ghostly flame-wreathed experienced tooth cap	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	greasy Fonzie's toothy trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	bland low-calorie banana split	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	blue medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed pulsating bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	clever arcane researcher's baywatch of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	squat Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	pulsating Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	blurry Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	dehydrated shaking mirror concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 10
11329	denatured cyan meat	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 15
11330	dried twirling sparkling orb	1		
11331	diluted jittery hardening cream	1		
11332	compressed teal pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	jittery book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	cyan map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	diffused sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 54
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	jittery inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	auspicious rake	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	green autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	jittery forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	blurry extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	teal autumnal aegis of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	boiled distilled resin	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	bouncing aromatic Tesla impromptu torch	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	hardy fig leaf of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	foul-smelling thinker's smoldering drape	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	bouncing asbestos-lined dog trainer's rock-hard dangerous sage leaf crown of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	delicious leafy browns	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	colloidal autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	ionized coping juice	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	Temple Grandin's hardy experienced candy cane sword cane of the cougar of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	jittery lime green housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	yummy pickled bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	jumbo rotten salted mutton	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	small decent corned beet	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	squat pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	bite-sized adequate lime green peppermint donut	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	horrifying Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	squat gray Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	practically non-alcoholic smooth Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	upside-down shaking inspector's hardy Crimbuccaneer lantern of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	teal Crimbuccaneer shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	bouncing Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	vacuum-sealed super-modified Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	nasty arcane researcher's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	Herculean Elf Guard insignia (general) of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	smooth Crimbow Rainbo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	rosy-cheeked razor-sharp Elf Guard broom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	huge Tesla curative Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	drinkable watered-down old-school pirate grog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	moldy small grog nuts	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	huge fireproof medical-grade sawed-off blunderbuss of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	high-proof perfectly mixed blurry officer's nog	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	shaking peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	bland sundae ration	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	huge adequate blinking shaking peppermint tack	6	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	adequate whalesteak	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	hardy savvy whalegun of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	blurry Jack Frost's frosty Elf Guard clipboard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	upside-down quilted pegfinger	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	perfectly mixed and claret	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	ghostly thinker's Elf Guard and beret	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	horrifying Oprah's hardy shipwright's hammer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	sizzling Oprah's gunwale of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	pulsating hale healthy weightlifter's Kelflar vest	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	pressed olive narrow whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	reassuring brainy Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	tumbling maroon Lo Pan's forbidden Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	sharpshooter's wizardly Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	experienced Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	skewed lard-coated quilted massive wrench of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	fireproof banded brown pirate pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	blinking Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	blurry lightning-fast aromatic reassuring flame-wreathed sizzling careful Elf dessert spoon	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	Jeselnik's educational Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	squat Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	wool hardy free boots	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	wobbly censurious crafty Sinatra's Elvish underarmor	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	upside-down Jeselnik's supercool Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	adequate bouncing sugarplum ration	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	toothsome diet tumbling gingerbread nylons	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	moldy special rum-soaked fruitcake	3	crappy	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	decent miniature lime	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	moldy gingerbread pirate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	decent fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	tolerable mulled wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	delicious watered-down Swedish coffee	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	hand-crafted twirling canteen of eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	watered-down tolerable hot wine	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	high-proof delicious lime green Jamaican coffee	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	hand-crafted huge flask of egggrog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	aged irresponsibly strong yule grog	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	rotten gigantic wet tack	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	decent whalecake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	prompt nasty personal trainer's gunwale whalegun	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	extra-dry aged ghostly and claret	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	teal trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	smelly Elf Guard squirtgun of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	fortified sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	blurry Jeselnik's slick replica Elf Guard medal of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	greasy electrified Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	dance instructor's educational barnacle-encrusted sweater of horror	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	sharpshooter's vibrating groovy Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	squat Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	jittery Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	green kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	twirling teal precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	narrow Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	pulsating pulsating Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	spinning The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	skewed Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	nitrogenated bouncing military candy cane	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 11
11503	aerosolized liquefied green twirling groggipop	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 59
11504	yellow Tesla supercharged moss mace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	cyan dance instructor's moss megaphone of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	moss medal of the scaredy-cat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	wholesome Socratic moss mitre	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	sage moss mantle of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	skewed nippy moss marlinspike of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	vaporized jittery moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	liquefied non-ionized moss floss	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 40
11512	ghostly adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	cyan adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	skewed adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	vaporized adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	modified adobe brittle	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 54
11520	asbestos-lined healthy crepe paper phrygian cap of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	squat huge stanky groovy crepe paper parachute cape of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	rock-hard brawny crepe paper pie clip of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	healthy shellacked Newton's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	yellow huge smelly healthy supercool crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	scandalous chilly crepe paper polka charm of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	compressed crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	liquefied red crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 51
11528	electrified petrified wood war pike of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	bouncing baleful petrified wood waist protector	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	wobbly twirling asbestos-lined razor-sharp petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	Socratic petrified wood water purifier of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	olive shaking lion tamer's Rosewater's petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	upside-down educational petrified wood walking pants of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	pickled petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	triple-denatured gray jittery petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 15
11536	irresponsibly strong lousy wobbly cybeer	9	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	tumbling ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	gray crafty deadly Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	shaking blue censurious frightening Elf Guard war standard	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	gray in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	perfumed personal trainer's spring shoes of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	enhanced narrow ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	quadruple-nitrogenated concentrated crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	blurry smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	pulsating high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	blurry ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	upside-down quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	purple motion sensor of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
11559	green focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	ghostly packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	quilted Everfull Dart Holster of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	blue ghostly family-friendly chilly Jim Carey's brawny Apriling band helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	Herculean beefcake's Apriling band saxophone of chilblains of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	wobbly Jeselnik's frightening foul-smelling Sinatra's Apriling band quad tom	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	inspector's Oprah's Fonzie's slick Apriling band tuba of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: 35, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	wobbly fireproof boxer's Apriling band staff of the scaredy-cat of incineration of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	teal Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	snack-sized normal narrow yam	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	watered-down drinkable yam martini	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	aged weak sweet potato o' mine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	perfectly mixed blinking Southern yam	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	delicious watered-down sweet potato punch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	adequate Mayam spinach	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	flavorless squat yam and swiss	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	twirling personal trainer's experienced cool yam cannon	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	skewed yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	huge wobbly knitted horrifying electrified furry yam buckler	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	greedy lard-coated sharpshooter's yamtility belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	moldy super-sized yam slider	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	bland upside-down yam mayo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	huge spoiled yam burrito	10	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	cyan mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	normal fancy blinking mini kiwi	3	good	Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	aromatic foul-smelling mini kiwi bikini of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	artisanal mini kiwitini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	lion tamer's boxer's cool mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	spoiled mini kiwi digitized cookies	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	tolerable weak mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	boiled pressed green mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	double-liquefied quantum tumbling mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	asbestos-lined shellacked mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	baleful mini kiwi icepick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	extra-moist energized mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	squat packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	wool Tesla smooth messenger bag RNA	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11616	jittery flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	normal bacteria bisque	4	good	
11619	moldy low-calorie spinning ciliophora chowder	1	crappy	
11620	stale cream of chloroplasts	3	decent	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	green muscular soup	0		
11623	upside-down flagellate soup	0		
11624	blurry elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	spinning untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	bouncing gravedigger's sizzling banded smooth tearaway pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	narrow yellow baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	squat blinking Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	bad watered-down Colera Peste Nebbiolo	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	mirror longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	huge Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	huge bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	shaking Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	huge Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	purple friendly blade of dismemberment	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	olive pulsating Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	bouncing Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	shaking teal structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	twirling auspicious forbidden brainy embers-only jacket	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	prompt bembershoot	0		Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	big flavorless special wheel of camembert	5	decent	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	asbestos-lined foul-smelling educational hat of remembering	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	pulsating throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	jittery boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	shaking rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's bat wings of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	wobbly ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	tumbling ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	censurious lion tamer's monocle on a stick	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	mansplainer's plastic pipe of incineration	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	clever supercharged fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	blurry Jeselnik's smartaleck's bow tie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	hale baleful fake huge beard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	knitted astronaut helmet of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	coward's sinister feather boa	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	perfumed smooth Sheriff badge	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	prompt dog trainer's Sheriff pistol	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	hale rock-hard Sheriff moustache	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	tumbling smelly hardened photo booth supply list	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	spoiled whirled peas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	adequate peaza	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	dried skewed drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	pickled Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	tumbling quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	oxidized ionized cold-filtered pulsating skewed pea brittle	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	drinkable peasco	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	normal piece of cake	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	spinning Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	inspector's Newton's deft pirate hook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	wobbly horrifying iron tricorn hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	chilly jolly roger flag	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	skewed sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	mediocre tankard of spiced rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	hand-crafted special irresponsibly strong squat tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	9	EPIC	Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	governor's daughter's lace collar of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	dangerous governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	yellow lard-coated governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	vibrating chili powder cutlass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	normal Aztec tamale	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	perfumed groggles	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	maroon spinning anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	gravedigger's smelly silky pirate drawers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	dry peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	practically non-alcoholic mediocre maroon hard cocoa	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	normal blinking jittery salmagumdi	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	nippy plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	extremely unsafe plastic St. Patrick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	resourceful quilted plastic Colonel Brando	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	smartaleck's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	resourceful plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	yellow Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	shaking Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	spoiled coney haunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	altered energized dry dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	watered-down artisanal moai toai	2	EPIC	
11725	avaricious perfumed manspreader's moaiball	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	chilled ghostly four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	shaking Sherlock's Socratic potato jacket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	squat ghostly Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	shaking Annie Oakley's deadly military orb	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	concentrated wobbly rum ball	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 44
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	jittery narrow fuchsia Oprah's gravyskin hat of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	skewed resourceful razor-sharp gravyskin buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	wizardly gravyskin skirt of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	prompt gravyskin pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	quantum ghostly crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	stale diet room scale bean casserole	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	yellow bouncing double-paned banded perfect Christmas scarf of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	pulsating wobbly blinking resourceful snowman-enchanting tophat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	electrified LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	Jim Carey's resourceful Congressional Medal of Insanity of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	twirling wobbly pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	perfectly mixed high-proof Easter grasshopper	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Irish eggnog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	watered-down enchanted artisanal canteen of jungle juice	2	EPIC	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	fancy aged turchucken	4	awesome	Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	lousy watered-down upside-down mechanically-mulled cider	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	acceptable holiday trip around the world	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	flavorless chocolate ostrich egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	stale beef and cabbage	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	bland candy rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	stale double-candied yams	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	thick toothsome tumbling Christmas ham	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	normal holiday smorgasbord	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	frosty bejazzled eyepatch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	green Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	blurry How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	cyan bouncing Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	bouncing cyan Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	fuchsia twirling Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	manspreader's educational beefcake's egg gun of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	educational sage army helmet of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	immense toothsome Thanksgiving ration	6	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	mediocre Easter eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	mixed tumbling clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	nasty sharpshooter's nylon Christmas stockings of the blizzard of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	olive tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	enhanced deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	stanky hardy McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	fuchsia zippy healthy dance instructor's McHugeLarge left pole	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	jittery clever stylish McHugeLarge right pole of the empath	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	crafty quilted McHugeLarge left ski	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	grievous razor-sharp McHugeLarge right ski	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 75, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	squat 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	dried eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	maroon dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	shaking squat dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	spinning dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	green dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	twirling pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	wobbly jittery malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	narrow blinking server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	lime green 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	wobbly lime green dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	skewed logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	dehydrated purple psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	jittery dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	cyan upside-down dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	twirling dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	red SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	bouncing OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	teal geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	tumbling skewed geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	blurry ninja rope	0		
11831	green ninja crampons	0		
11832	purple twirling ninja carabiner	0		
11833	unsweetened synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 43
11834	polymerized quantum shaking cyan iDrops	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 69
11835	purple shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	tumbling heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	jittery foul line	0		
11842	olive dark manioc	0		
11843	maroon upside-down Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	spinning blue jittery childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	yellow blurry spinning flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	ghostly heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	jittery blinking grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	blinking rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	skewed wobbly sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	gray carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	upside-down mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	denatured scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	acceptable pint of Leprechaun Stout	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	vaporized phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	purple spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	wobbly teal bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	denatured squat leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	diet stale twirling Heck ramen	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	spoiled narrow burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	rotten small beer brat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	jumbo decent peach pie	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	spoiled miniature enchanted incredible mini-pizza	2	crappy	Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	artisanal fortified ghostly Divine sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	artisanal tangarita sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	fortified tolerable green gimlet sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	hand-crafted weak teal vodka stratocaster sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	drinkable high-proof wobbly prussian cathouse sidecar	10	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	artisanal Mon Tiki sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	wool foul-smelling April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	triple-tarnished modified wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong Three Sheets to the Wind	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	immense yummy pile of wet dates	7	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	olive papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	narrow wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	chilly wet shower cap	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	sinister wet shower shoes	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	mirror double-paned wet shower shorts	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	red wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	olive wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	pickled modified wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	flattened triple-frozen super-quantum wet paperback	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	medical-grade wet shower radio	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	resourceful birthday bloon	0		Maximum MP: +50
11903	triple-frozen quadruple-alkaline jawwetter	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 16
11904	twirling Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	stanky beefy Peridot of Peril of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	fuchsia foul-smelling terrycloth turban	0		Stench Damage: +10
11907	pulsating careful jockey's hat	0		Monster Level: -10
11908	Lo Pan's sharpshooter's hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11909	lime green shellacked extra-tight skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 7
11910	sturdy pith helmet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
11911	supercool bishop's mitre	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11912	shaking aromatic tin foil hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11913	cyan groovy construction hardhat	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11914	maroon zippy imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Initiative: +20
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	supercool stylish bycocket	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11917	maroon Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	green yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	ghostly exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	teal forbidden Axis helmet of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11925	gray crafty savvy Axis fatigues	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10
11926	narrow censurious aromatic Axis suspenders	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	fuchsia priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	upside-down chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	hardy forbidden Allied Radio Backpack of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	cyan ghostly orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	stale skewed Skeleton Wars rations	4	decent	
11938	irresponsibly strong lousy skeleton war fuel can	6	decent	
11939	squat skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	spinning M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	jittery M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	purple bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	auspicious hardened deadly Allied Forces insignia	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
11945	mirror Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	lime green handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	irradiated Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	crafty bully badge	0		Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	medical-grade time cop top hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	lime green Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	powdered ghostly mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	normal bite-sized spinning squat toast with mixed berry jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	moldy gigantic cup of sugar	8	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	half-sized adequate Susie's cupcake	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	green upside-down clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	resourceful wicked savvy the gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	bad wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	shaking sand penny	0		
11962	nippy undersea surveying goggles	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	bad red Ocean-Touched Rum	3	decent	
11964	boiled shaking tumbling cyan water-logged pill	1		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 30
11965	enchanted moldy kelp puck	3	crappy	Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 30
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	wobbly scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	colloidal energized skewed octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 49
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	blurry olive Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	jittery prompt dentadent	0		Adventures: +3
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	blurry horrifying careful vibrating wholesome grievous smooth blood cubic zirconia	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	pickled ghostly blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	acceptable practically non-alcoholic pheromone cocktail	1	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	toothsome spinal tapas	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	upside-down shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	lightning-fast weightlifter's shrunken head of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	high-proof artisanal Smoking Pope	10	EPIC	
12053	stale gigantic pulsating prize turkey	7	decent	
12054	denatured wobbly wobbly olive medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 35
12055	toothsome fancy massive full-sized pumpkin pie	10	awesome	Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted vodka cranberry sauce	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	adjusted yammed candy	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	stale gigantic treasure chestnut	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	lousy mulled butter rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	unsweetened nitrogenated energized cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	scorching plastic left skeleton arm	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	stanky plastic left skeleton leg	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	huge zippy plastic right skeleton arm	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	stanky plastic right skeleton leg	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	hale plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	green discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	quilted dance instructor's angelbone kilt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	green Lo Pan's angelbone totem	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	twirling twirling nasty angelbone chopsticks	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	huge blinking extremely unsafe angelbone mantle of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	frosty angelbone dice	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	upside-down tumbling Sherlock's resourceful angelbone halo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	altered narrow angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	concentrated polarized biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 60
12076	rock-hard devilbone helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	manspreader's devilbone greaves	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	extremely unsafe smooth devilbone shinguards	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	teal strapping devilbone corset	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	upside-down narrow flame-wreathed supercharged devilbone flute	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	squat deadly devilbone rosary	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	powdered squat devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	quadruple-oxidized Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 39
12116	bouncing burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	teal burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	extra-thick Crimbo sweater of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	lousy Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	maroon crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	delicious bottle of prize-winning rum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	gravedigger's forbidden savvy Santa-Slayer medal	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	upside-down Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	extra-diffused frozen ghostly boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	polarized lime green boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	Vulcanized boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	inspector's dangerous educational smoldering vertebra	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	huge volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	blurry flame-retardant healthy Herculean hot boning knife	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	jittery smelly dog trainer's fistbone of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	mirror slick burnt bone belt of horror of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	wobbly nippy scorched skull trophy	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	adequate fuchsia wing bone	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	distilled drinkable weak skeleton venom	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	modified olive shaking baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	plastic skeleton rib cage of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	plastic skeleton skull of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	fortified plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	maroon assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	cyan sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	chaotic dangerous scorched skeleton mask	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	upside-down careful scorched skeleton shirt of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	yellow deadly scorched skeleton pants of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	blinking buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	spinning blue Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	ghostly huge Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	narrow gray Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	wobbly Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	teal Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	reassuring brawny fireproof bonesaw	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	ghostly skewed studded vermiculite shield of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	narrow greedy ship's lantern	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	maroon huge lard-coated extremely unsafe heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	special tasty snack-sized spinning traditional gingerloaf	2	awesome	Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	drinkable upside-down Scotch and eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	pickled colloidal counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	mediocre &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	decent huge wedge of prize-winning cheese	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	unsweetened tarnished concentrated olive gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 46
12179	rosy-cheeked banded glimmering crystal	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	skewed upside-down boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	bouncing loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	olive Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	narrow 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	teal intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	polarized pressed blurry Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	galvanized purple Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	vacuum-sealed electrified Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	studded experienced and dress	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	sinister and dress of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	tarnished non-dry liquefied dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	quilted dinosaur bone club	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	shaking executive Van der Graaf dinosaur skull helmet	0		Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	veiny dinosaur bone corset of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	acceptable fortified Pork Elf cough syrup	5	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	huge ghostly Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	spoiled rat pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	huge Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	gray family-friendly fireproof nasty hoverboard	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	red groovy savvy left shark fin of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	manspreader's fitness tracking bracelet	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	mixed jittery pulsating candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	immense adequate jittery discarded hot dog	7	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	strong perfectly mixed most of a beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	moldy can of tuna	4	crappy	
12227	rotten narrow alien salad	3	crappy	
12228	moldy ratbatatouille	3	crappy	
12229	special rotten twirling onigiri	4	crappy	Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 35
12230	normal crudit&eacute;s	3	good	
12231	flavorless sauced mutton	4	decent	
12232	toothsome small hot honey ant	2	awesome	
12233	normal tomb aspic	4	good	
12234	normal later tots	4	good	
12235	stale thick Frutti di Scatoletta	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	tiny spoiled Pesto alla Marziano	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	delicious purple Arrattabbattabiata	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	flavorless Orzo di Riso	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	miniature yummy shaking bouncing Pasta Grimavera	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	fancy moldy gray Linguini Ubriacapa	3	crappy	Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	super-sized enchanted delicious Formica e Pepe	5	awesome	Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	tiny spoiled Tubetto Gelatto	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	immense stale Gnocci Domani	6	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	squat scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	mirror second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	shaking mega helmet	0		
12252	cyan flame-wreathed dangerous Space Soldier Helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
12253	immense delicious premium turkey leg	8	awesome	
12254	acceptable styrofoam cup of mead	3	good	
12255	gray skewed steel-toed sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9
12256	mansplainer's staff	0		Monster Level: +15
12257	lute of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
12258	mirror shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	savvy The Wizard's Android of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	toasty coward's tactical jester's cap	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	gravedigger's flimsy plastic helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +10
12266	wool flimsy plastic greaves	0		Cold Resistance: +1
12267	frightening flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Spooky Damage: +5
12268	flimsy plastic shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	mansplainer's Samson's strapping Portable Laughing Stock	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	energetic studded Staff of Anachronistic Churning of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20
12272	stale classic banana	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	miniature stale watermelon	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	rotten quince	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	decent super-sized blue classic banana pie	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	energized modified mirror shaking essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	pickled anodized huge banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	lousy Aesop Daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	artisanal Monkey Congress	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	stale special watermelon pie	4	decent	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	frozen quantum concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	irradiated chilled improved pulsating Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic spinning Melonegroni	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	fortified bad spinning Melonade Spritz	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	decent blurry quince pie	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	pressed ghostly quince quaff	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	nitrogenated ionized Quickquince	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	hand-crafted Quiskey Sour	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	tolerable Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	perfectly mixed Roth IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	upside-down rosy-cheeked educational underdraft protection	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	flavorless soybean futures	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	electrified triple-aerosolized housing bubble	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	flattened ghostly Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 29
12298	energetic Fonzie's financial instrument	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	maroon flame-wreathed hedge fund clippers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	bouncing Usain Bolt's selling shorts	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	blurry bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	ghostly lightning-fast 401k ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	double-alkaline squat skewed invisible hand	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	deionized dry circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	quadruple-electrified quantum mint	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	ghostly savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	upside-down homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	compressed toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	boiled pulsating blurry intangible asset	1		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	pickled blurry pulsating liquid asset	1		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	yellow squat cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	drinkable blue Malattia Becco Malbec	3	good	
12316	huge kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	mirror Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	pulsating ghostly Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	blurry Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"