-1	bad weak Petite Porter	2	decent	
-2	drinkable distilled ghostly squat Scrawny Stout	5	good	
-3	acceptable purple Infinitesimal IPA	3	good	
-4	acceptable red eggnogtini	4	good	
-5	perfectly mixed candycaine	4	EPIC	
-6	artisanal extra-dry braincracker sweet	5	EPIC	
-16	tolerable squat blurry fermented honey	4	good	
-17	high-proof hand-crafted moons-shine	6	EPIC	
-18	watered-down mediocre gin	2	decent	
-19	lousy twirling ecto-nog	4	decent	
-20	lousy practically non-alcoholic hot toady	1	decent	
-21	artisanal hot choculate	3	EPIC	
-49	fortified tolerable Cyder	5	good	
-50	special lousy Oil Nog	3	decent	
-51	perfectly mixed Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	EPIC	
-58	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Grimacider	1	EPIC	
-59	aged Isotope Nog	3	awesome	
-60	drinkable Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	good	
-70	perfectly mixed bouncing Gin and Herring	3	EPIC	
-71	drinkable Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	good	
-72	acceptable wobbly Antarctic Ice Tea	3	good	
-76	artisanal CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	EPIC	
-77	high-proof bad olive CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	10	decent	
-78	perfectly mixed CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	4	EPIC	
-82	lousy high-proof Horseradish-infused Vodka	6	decent	
-83	perfectly mixed blurry Jerkitini	3	EPIC	
-84	lousy watered-down Desert Island Iced Tea	2	decent	
-88	tolerable Crimbo Saketini	4	good	
-89	fancy bad Crimboku Drop	4	decent	
-90	mediocre Flaming Crimbo Log	3	decent	
-107	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic huge Fortified Eggnog Slurry	1	EPIC	
-108	mediocre green Hot Buttered Rum	3	decent	
-109	hand-crafted squat Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	EPIC