1	jittery seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	helmet turtle of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	blinking turtle totem	0		
5	gray skewed pasta spoon	0		
6	lightning-fast ravioli hat	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	grievous disco mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	compressed huge moxie weed	1		
15	distilled blurry red strongness elixir	1		
16	twisted tumbling magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	bland noodles	3	decent	
18	skewed tortoise's blessing	0		
19	lime green cool asparagus knife	0		Moxie: +5
20	tumbling Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	mirror chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	pulsating Dolphin King's map	0		
27	squat teal spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	dangerous Bjorn's Hammer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	groovy Dolphin King's crown	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	veiny Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Maximum HP: +10
36	spinning hardened Knob Goblin tongs	0		Damage Reduction: 3
37	rock-hard viking helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Newton's Knob Goblin pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	blue pretty flower	0		
40	blinking casino pass	0		
41	weak mediocre ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	upside-down worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	enchanted rotten mirror blinking tumbling hot buttered roll	3	crappy	Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15
48	mirror heart of rock and roll	0		
49	moldy bowl of cottage cheese	3	crappy	
50	Rock and Roll Legend of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	pulsating narrow banjo strings	0		
53	bouncing fireproof stone banjo	0		Hot Resistance: +3
54	olive perfumed Disco Banjo of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	skewed hot sauce	0		
57	Usain Bolt's 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Sauceror"
58	huge stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	experienced Mace of the Tortoise	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	decent low-calorie fortune cookie	1	good	
62	lard-coated oriole-feather headdress	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	twirling fuchsia Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	wholesome weightlifter's Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	bouncing skewed scandalous stakes	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
72	rosewater-soaked barskin hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	jittery barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	maroon Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	medical-grade stick	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
78	yellow Rosewater's pretty bouquet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
79	mirror bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	watered-down tolerable blurry ice-cold Willer	2	good	
82	spinning ring	0		
83	wobbly shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	lime green unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	gray pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	miser's basic meat sword	0		Meat Drop: +10
94	fuchsia sharpshooter's basic meat pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	blue arcane researcher's basic meat helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	spinning sharpshooter's dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
97	wobbly blurry miser's dangerous pimpin' meat hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	skewed dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lime green lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	squat Usain Bolt's dangerous staff	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
104	shaking scarecrow	0		
105	miniature adequate bowl of charms	2	good	
106	fuchsia ketchup	1	decent	
107	catsup	1	awesome	
108	stick	0		
109	skewed crossbow string	0		
110	basic meat staff of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
111	scorching basic meat crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +25
112	mirror cyan reassuring horrifying meatloaf helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	blurry baleful dripping meat sword	0		Spell Damage: +25
114	pulsating dripping meat staff of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
115	skewed wobbly dripping meat crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
116	Bugfinder Blade of vim and vigor of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	mirror sprocket	0		
120	purple cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	bouncing Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	spinning empty meat tank	0		
125	pulsating full meat tank	0		
126	blue meat engine	0		
127	gray rosy-cheeked Gnollish autoplunger	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
128	dog trainer's meat pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	huge pulsating chaotic third-hand nunchaku	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
130	fireproof eyepatch	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	upside-down frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	maroon Meat maid body	0		
133	tumbling Certificate of Participation	0		
134	huge bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	ghostly pulsating dope wheels	0		
138	wobbly ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	pulsating dingy planks	0		
141	bouncing dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	squat cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	blinking wobbly teal jittery Tesla eXtreme meat sword	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
148	pulsating ruddy eXtreme meat staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
149	olive eXtreme meat crossbow of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
150	brawny smooth Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	nasty coward's Elder Turtle Shell	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	therapeutic Newton's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	horrifying educational Ancient Saucehelm	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	pulsating scandalous Disco 'Fro Pick of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	Tesla El Sombrero De Lopez of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	squat wad of dough	0		
160	pulsating pie crust	0		
161	spoiled half-sized ghuol egg	2	crappy	
162	normal spinning ghuol egg quiche	3	good	
163	purple slick skeleton bone	0		Moxie: +10
164	lime green smart skull	0		
165	red skewer	0		
166	bouncing ghuol ears	0		
167	rotten small cyan ghuol-ear kabob	2	crappy	
168	gray twirling bone rattle of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	rotten massive bouncing lihc eye pie	9	crappy	
172	tumbling gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	upside-down Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	bland half-sized bouncing uncooked chorizo	2	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	spinning detective skull	0		
179	toothsome chorizo taco	3	awesome	
180	drinkable skewed ice-cold fotie	4	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	wobbly pulsating batgut	0		
183	huge blue bat wing	0		
184	skewed briefcase	0		
185	green fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	jittery maroon guano coffee cup	0		
191	lime green batskin belt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
192	batskin belt	0		
193	teal birthday candle	0		
194	huge MacGyver's Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only
195	twirling ghostly eXtreme nose ring of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
196	mirror disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	shaking rat appendix	0		
199	slick ring	0		Moxie: +10
200	bland twirling rat appendix kabob	3	decent	
201	bland bat wing kabob	4	decent	
202	flavorless skewed carob chunks	3	decent	
203	herbs	0		
204	moldy carob chunk cookies	3	crappy	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	shaking hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	shaking twirling twirling patchouli incense stick	0		
209	purple wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	skewed windchimes	0		
213	cyan medical-grade filthy corduroys of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	filthy knitted dread sack of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	bland carob brownies	4	decent	
217	spoiled herb brownies	3	crappy	
218	jittery blue hemp string	0		
219	wobbly fuchsia necklace chain	0		
220	maroon gnoll teeth	0		
221	stiffened gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	skewed lightning-fast phat turquoise bracelet	0		Initiative: +40
224	sharpshooter's eyepatch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	adequate pulsating tofu casserole	4	good	
226	vaporized wobbly purple can of Red Minotaur	1	good	
227	wobbly Kentucky-fried meat sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
228	ruddy Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
229	narrow Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
230	chilly dead guy's watch	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	narrow educational Bigger Bugfinder Blade of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +7
236	spinning Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	acceptable bottle of gin	4	good	
238	drinkable narrow teal bottle of vodka	4	good	
239	dangerous cool Orcish baseball cap	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	studded supercool Orcish cargo shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	chaotic Orcish frat-paddle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
242	toothsome miniature	2	awesome	
243	small stale grapefruit	2	decent	
244	decent snack-sized grapes	2	good	
245	low-calorie delicious olive	1	awesome	
246	spoiled blinking huge tomato	4	crappy	
247	spinning fermenting powder	0		
248	tolerable shaking salty dog	4	good	
249	acceptable weak bloody mary	2	good	
250	perfectly mixed screwdriver	3	EPIC	
251	watered-down tolerable cyan martini	2	good	
252	lousy practically non-alcoholic bloody beer	1	decent	
253	perfectly mixed shot of schnapps	3	EPIC	
254	mediocre shot of grapefruit schnapps	4	decent	
255	tolerable fancy practically non-alcoholic fine wine	1	good	Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 35
256	lousy shot of tomato schnapps	3	decent	
257	mediocre triple-distilled blurry extra-spicy bloody mary	6	decent	
258	blurry dense meat stack	0		
259	yellow snake skin	0		
260	snack-sized adequate White Citadel fries	2	good	
261	huge normal White Citadel burger	9	good	
262	delicious mirror piece of wedding cake	3	awesome	
263	yummy snack-sized chocolate chips	2	awesome	
264	snack-sized decent chocolate chip cookies	2	good	
265	asbestos-lined satin pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	weak bad lightning	2	decent	
267	mullet wig of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	boxer's meat cowboy hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	sword of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
270	mirror yellow picket fence	0		
271	vaporized twirling barbell	1		
272	pickled maroon narrow concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 35
273	dehydrated spinning skewed spinning moxie weed	1		
274	mirror blurry Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	twisted extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	dried gray jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	vaporized narrow shaking suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	boxer's gasmask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	purple Samson's walrus-tusk earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
286	extremely unsafe ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
287	beefy Boris's ring	0		Muscle: +10
288	mirror potato sprout	0		
289	supercharged Jarlsberg's earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
290	brawny Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Muscle Percent: +20
291	nippy Da Vinci's can of maces	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +10
292	rubber axe of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
293	crafty beefcake's chef's hat	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	electrified pail	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	ghostly knitted demonskin trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	wizardly dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	improved frozen boiled wobbly tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 27
298	denatured red lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 14
299	quantum mirror maroon pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 53
300	double-warmed jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 44
301	flat dough	0		
302	decent big Knob sausage	5	good	
303	immense normal Knob mushroom	10	good	
304	spinning dry noodles	0		
305	gray lion tamer's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	greasy Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	liquefied altered jittery Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 57
308	Knob Goblin elite helm of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	twirling up-at-dawn Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	squat steel-toed Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Damage Reduction: 9
311	hill of beans	0		
312	medical-grade Knob Goblin visor	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	wholesome Crown of the Goblin King	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	decent super-sized bean burrito	5	good	
315	normal bean burrito	3	good	
316	special normal small insanely bean burrito	2	good	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 15
317	normal low-calorie blurry bean burrito	1	good	
318	small tasty bean burrito	2	awesome	
319	gigantic flavorless mirror insanely bean burrito	7	decent	
320	normal bat haggis	3	good	
321	rotten tiny menudo	1	crappy	
322	spoiled gigantic goat cheese	8	crappy	
323	tasty wobbly plain pizza	3	awesome	
324	stale huge spinning sausage pizza	7	decent	
325	bland goat cheese pizza	3	decent	
326	moldy mushroom pizza	3	crappy	
327	goat	0		
328	artisanal bottle of whiskey	4	EPIC	
329	smelly goat beard	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	EPIC	
331	drinkable blurry Canadian	4	good	
332	tasty lemon	3	awesome	
333	miniature stale maroon lime	2	decent	
334	smelly sabre teeth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	consolation ribbon of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	jittery tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	triple-frozen pressed ghostly tumbling Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 33
341	altered blurry Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 53
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	flattened spinning Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 51
344	blinking Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	skewed Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	narrow scrumptious reagent	0		
347	mirror Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	ninja mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	ghostly hale icy-hot katana of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +20
352	cyan hale ninja hot pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	greedy hardy nunchaku	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +20
355	pulsating personal trainer's eXtreme scarf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	lard-coated snowboarder pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	blue Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	bland gr8ps	3	decent	
359	toothsome narrow huge t8r tots	4	awesome	
360	jittery reassuring miner's helmet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	twirling miner's pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	extremely unsafe 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	lime green blinking linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	bouncing asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	mirror chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	narrow pulsating linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	skewed wobbly chrome meat stack	0		
378	groovy linoleum sword of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
379	purple sharpshooter's linoleum staff of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10
380	pulsating spinning stiffened linoleum crossbow of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +50
381	gravedigger's quilted asbestos sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +10
382	spinning Annie Oakley's asbestos staff of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
383	upside-down asbestos crossbow of James Dean of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -15
384	mirror coward's chrome sword of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +100
385	chrome staff of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -5
386	chilly slick chrome crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	blue spinning yeti fur	0		
389	squat chaotic meaty helmet turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	chaotic asbestos helmet turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	linoleum helmet turtle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	chrome helmet turtle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	twirling penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	veiny penguin shorts	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	greasy yakskin pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	shaking hippopotamus pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	shaking squat flame-wreathed eXtreme mittens	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	blinking swashbuckling pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	blurry fuchsia Sinatra's shoulder parrot	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
404	cool acoustic guitarrr	0		Moxie: +5
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	purple pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	double-paned sk8board	0		Cold Resistance: +5
411	narrow Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	mirror barrrnacle	0		
413	horrifying Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Spooky Damage: +25
414	medical-grade crowbarrr	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
415	leotarrrd of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	safarrri hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	denatured pulsating henna tattoo	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 43
418	anodized polymerized Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 15
419	vacuum-sealed wobbly serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 69
420	pressed tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 40
421	alkaline liquefied moist philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 38
422	moist mirror potion of potency	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
423	anodized dry squat cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 41
424	concentrated aerosolized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 68
425	activated ionized squat oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 20
426	triple-unsweetened potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 52
427	olive padded box	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Wiki Name: "box"
428	narrow shaking nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	wizardly clown shoes	0		Mysticality: +25, Clowniness: 25
432	yellow bloody clown pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	perfumed balloon helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	wobbly fireproof brainy balloon sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	gray bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	cyan chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	tumbling bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	maroon ghostly beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	blurry box-in-the-box of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	wobbly cool box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Moxie: +5
448	lard-coated padded foolscap fool's cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	squat medical-grade clown nose	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 25
450	spinning pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	huge fuchsia disease	0		
453	jittery sober pill	0		
454	teal screwdriver	0		
455	immense rotten jumbo olive	8	crappy	
456	perfectly mixed weak upside-down dry martini	2	EPIC	
457	blurry weightlifter's ye olde golde frontes	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	mirror continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pulsating pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	narrow squat pixel potion	0		
466	blurry pixel potion	0		
467	decent miniature huge pixel pie	2	good	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	bad Imp Ale	3	decent	
471	jumbo flavorless hot wing	5	decent	
472	pulsating rosy-cheeked diamond-studded cane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	wobbly wobbly crutch of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
474	cast	0		
475	bouncing wicked mask of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	bouncing hellion cube	0		
477	jittery Temple Grandin's friendly infernal insoles	0		Familiar Weight: 10
478	blinking evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	huge box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	yellow coward's Mr. Container	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Jeselnik's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	spinning gravedigger's hemp backpack	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	ribald Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
487	rosewater-soaked arrrgyle socks	0		Stench Resistance: +3
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	mesh cap of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	squat enormous belt buckle	0		
492	medical-grade beefy chaps	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	wobbly flame-wreathed batblade	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
495	catgut	0		
496	ghostly cat appendix	0		
497	huge gnatwing	0		
498	low-calorie stale papaya	1	decent	
499	purple tumbling squat Da Vinci's smooth denim axe	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5
500	shaking Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	stale Elfin shortbread	4	decent	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	tiny decent narrow skewered cat appendix	1	good	
504	skewed evil arches	0		
505	family-friendly baleful gnatwing earring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
506	tasty thick Hell broth	5	awesome	
507	bouncing banded thunderrr guitarrr	0		Damage Absorption: +100
508	jittery sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	miniature bland Boris's key lime pie	2	decent	
514	normal tumbling Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	good	
515	moldy jumbo Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5	crappy	
516	tumbling Hey Deze map	0		
517	jittery boxer's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	Van der Graaf kickback cookbook	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
522	upside-down one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	aged watered-down olive shaking papaya sling	2	awesome	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	spinning fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	galvanized spray paint	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 21
531	hardy special sauce glove	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	narrow vibrating ladle of mystery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
533	gray Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	ribald f3d0r4	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	Vulcanized ghostly Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 47
541	tumbling manspreader's draggin' ball hat of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	1337 7r0uZ0RZ of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	flavorless gigantic Trollhouse cookies	6	decent	
544	narrow beefy talons of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20
545	bland small narrow Spam Witch sammich	2	decent	
546	yellow meat vortex	0		
547	twirling shaking 334 scroll	0		
548	green 668 scroll	0		
549	squat 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	shaking 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	huge 31337 scroll	0		
554	adequate bite-sized spinning pr0n cocktail	1	good	
555	tumbling drywall axe of terror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
556	stiffened Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Damage Reduction: 1
557	enchanted lousy whiskey and cola	3	decent	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 50
558	miniature flavorless blue papaya taco	2	decent	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	flavorless upside-down stalk of asparagus	3	decent	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	shaking sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	watered-down hand-crafted Mad Train wine	2	EPIC	
565	stiffened hobo gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
566	blue boxer's bum cheek	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	jittery hermit script	0		
568	normal Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	good	
569	tasty Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4	awesome	
570	spoiled miniature blinking Chicken Sandwich	2	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	awesome	
572	huge spoiled tumbling Children's Meal of the Damned	7	crappy	
573	half-sized bland wobbly noodles	2	decent	
574	rotten noodles	3	crappy	
575	bland painful penne pasta	3	decent	
576	normal ravioli della hippy	3	good	
577	normal tiny pr0n m4nic0tti	1	good	
578	snack-sized normal blinking Hell ramen	2	good	
579	rotten half-sized boring spaghetti	2	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	mirror schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	cyan Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	flavorless fettucini Inconnu	3	decent	
584	moldy spaghetti with Skullheads	3	crappy	
585	moldy gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	crappy	
586	red stiffened brawny ridiculously huge sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1
587	warmed blinking super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 31
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	decent small gray cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	
590	flavorless ghostly cocoa eggshell fragment	3	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	Rosewater's amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	huge fireproof titanium assault umbrella	0		Hot Resistance: +3
597	twirling careful Mohawk wig	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	Tesla pants of the Slug Lord	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	skewed yellow blurry resourceful supercharged Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50
601	red mirror Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	tumbling Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	bouncing Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	tarnished probability potion	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 46
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	ionized maroon upside-down Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 17
618	altered Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 41
619	clever needle	0		Maximum MP: +20
620	Vulcanized triple-moist twirling thin candle	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 25
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	blinking awful poetry journal	0		
623	blurry WA	0		
624	bouncing red NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	wizardly eye	0		Mysticality: +25
630	blurry photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	family-friendly furry pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	spinning Oprah's disturbing fanfic	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
633	Jeselnik's therapeutic wolf mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	pulsating shaking greasy paper umbrella	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
636	meat globe	0		
637	blurry olive toaster	0		
638	narrow experienced asshat of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	tasty twirling abominable snowcone	3	awesome	
640	Ent cider	1	decent	
641	moldy toast	4	crappy	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	twirling wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	decent fruitcake	4	good	
647	mirror present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	shaking Fonzie's Crimbo sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	occult Crimbo hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	tumbling Rosewater's Crimbo pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	tumbling ghostly exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Item Drop: +5
652	upside-down quantum egg	0		
653	huge intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	tumbling star	0		
655	line	0		
656	wobbly star chart	0		
657	star sword of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
658	teal knitted star crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +3
659	cyan ghostly shaking shellacked star staff	0		Damage Reduction: 7
660	red occult star pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	star hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	wobbly nasty star buckler	0		Stench Damage: +5
663	star throwing star	0		
664	pulsating star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	knitted scorching brawny steaming evil	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
667	castle map	0		
668	educational spiked femur	0		Experience: +1
669	toothsome immense ghuol guolash	8	awesome	
670	smartaleck's lihc face	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	blinking electrified ruddy grave robbing shovel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
672	adequate cranberries	3	good	
673	tolerable vodka and cranberry	3	good	
674	special artisanal extra-dry whiskey	5	EPIC	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 10
675	mirror Herculean skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	Sinatra's badass belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	weak tolerable squat roll in the hay	2	good	
680	smooth teal slap and tickle	3	awesome	
681	aged triple-distilled slip 'n' slide	6	awesome	
682	artisanal pulsating fuchsia a sump'm sump'm	4	EPIC	
683	acceptable boozy twirling horizontal tango	5	good	
684	watered-down perfectly mixed pink pony	2	EPIC	
685	blinking rock-hard dance instructor's Mr. Shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Candy Drop: +100
686	maroon mirror knuckles of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
687	vacuum-sealed corrupted blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 46
688	scandalous pixel hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	Van der Graaf pixel pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	clever pixel sword	0		Maximum MP: +20
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	ribald harem girl t-shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
694	blue scandalous Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
696	frilly shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
697	wizardly soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Mysticality: +25
698	twirling shellacked loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7
699	jittery wizardly pirate shirt	0		Mysticality: +25
700	knitted filthy hippy poncho	0		Cold Resistance: +3
701	fireproof floral print shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +3
702	frightening coconut bikini top	0		Spooky Damage: +5
703	mirror Oprah's goth kid t-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
704	red hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	pulsating ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	ribald hamethyst earring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
712	frightening scorching hamethyst necklace of horror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
713	smelly hamethyst bracelet of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
714	spinning baleful brainy hamethyst ring of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
715	clever baconstone earring of courage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
716	upside-down sage baconstone pendant of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
717	wool baconstone bracelet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
718	spinning grievous baconstone ring of James Dean of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
719	savvy wizardly porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20
720	upside-down asbestos-lined porquoise necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
721	Usain Bolt's double-paned porquoise bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
722	gravedigger's dog trainer's smartaleck's porquoise ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
723	thick adequate blurry Knoll mushroom	5	good	
724	normal mushroom	4	good	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	huge mirror shard of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	pulsating fishbowl	0		
730	jittery fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	pulsating hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	blue perfumed medical-grade makeshift SCUBA gear of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater
735	therapeutic easter egg balloon	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	red stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	gray tambourine bells	0		
740	clever tambourine	0		Maximum MP: +20
741	huge broken skull	0		
742	enchanted decent Knoll shroomkabob	3	good	Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 10
743	stale snack-sized mushroom	2	decent	
744	adjusted chilled hair spray	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 54
746	narrow stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	squat tumbling gourd potion	0		
749	rotten snack-sized lime green warm mushroom	2	crappy	
750	massive flavorless squat mushroom quesadilla	8	decent	
751	normal squat jittery cool mushroom	3	good	
752	massive flavorless green cool mushroom casserole	7	decent	
753	stale pointy mushroom	3	decent	
754	stale twirling cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	decent	
755	moldy mushroom	3	crappy	
756	fancy half-sized flavorless mushroom	2	decent	Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
757	delicious narrow mushroom	4	awesome	
758	bite-sized delicious ghost cucumber	1	awesome	
759	blue narrow ghostly dill	0		
760	blue vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	drinkable practically non-alcoholic especially salty dog	1	good	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	flavorless spectral pickle	4	decent	
765	upside-down blurry briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	flattened blinking cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 31
768	fuchsia arcane researcher's spork	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
769	voodoo doll of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
770	fuchsia executive fireproof basic meat fez	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	jittery tassel	0		
772	weightlifter's foon	0		Muscle: +15
773	ghostly banded basic meat spork of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
774	shaking greedy smartaleck's basic meat foon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20
775	red wobbly Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	twirling smooth kneecapping stick	0		Moxie: +15
777	blurry Da Vinci's iron pasta spoon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
778	MacGyver's support cummerbund	0		Maximum MP: +100
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	tumbling mirror scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	unsweetened mafia aria	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 60
782	shaking upside-down Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	perfectly mixed blinking Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	decent strawberry	3	good	
787	lousy bottle of rum	4	decent	
788	lousy strawberry daiquiri	3	decent	
789	artisanal rum and cola	3	EPIC	
790	mediocre grog	4	decent	
791	flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's Mafia bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	jittery lime green quilted Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only
793	improved oil of stability	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 47
794	quadruple-chilled galvanized blinking oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 57
795	watered-down lousy Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	shellacked wizardly cement shoes of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	spirit-forward aged blinking rockin' wagon	5	awesome	
798	high-proof drinkable ocean motion	9	good	
799	acceptable fuzzbump	4	good	
800	spoiled blinking poutine	4	crappy	
801	bite-sized moldy Knob stir-fry	1	crappy	
804	rotten miniature Knoll stir-fry	2	crappy	
805	jumbo adequate stir-fry	5	good	
806	stale snack-sized asparagus stir-fry	2	decent	
807	jumbo normal olive stir-fry	5	good	
808	stale ghostly Knob sausage stir-fry	4	decent	
809	spoiled bat wing stir-fry	4	crappy	
810	normal huge rat appendix stir-fry	4	good	
811	decent mirror tofu stir-fry	4	good	
812	adequate pr0n stir-fry	3	good	
813	normal super-sized Knob shells	5	good	
814	normal blurry jittery bätzle	3	good	
815	decent ratini	3	good	
816	gigantic rotten Knob stroganoff	10	crappy	
817	bland blue menudo ravioli	4	decent	
818	pulsating plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	upside-down swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	lime green smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	pulsating yellow effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	yellow baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	normal royal jelly	3	good	
831	skewed shaking small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	jittery Da Vinci's vorpal blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
834	horrifying electrified cornuthaum	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	cyan smartaleck's ring of aggravate monster	0		Moxie Percent: +30
836	flavorless super-sized mind flayer corpse	5	decent	
837	drinkable jittery Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	upside-down executive brawny Mafia stogie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	high-proof perfectly mixed shaking upside-down Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	clever stiffened Mafia violin case	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	lousy weak wobbly red tomato daiquiri	2	decent	
842	irresponsibly strong lousy beertini	10	decent	
843	aged salty slug	4	awesome	
844	practically non-alcoholic drinkable fancy blinking papaya slung	1	good	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 20
845	quilted MAHI fez	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	tumbling many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	upside-down shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	skewed knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	ghostly skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	jittery jittery stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lime green lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	pulsating shaving cream	0		
867	chilled narrow yellow pine tar	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 23
869	forest tears	0		
870	fetus-smashing club of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	blurry rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	lion tamer's educational crazy bastard sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2
876	Usain Bolt's censurious fortified incredibly dense meat gem	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80
877	frosty Talisman of Baio	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
878	bouncing spinning shellacked hypnodisk	0		Damage Reduction: 7
879	moist bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 35
880	pulsating brawny disbelief suspenders	0		Muscle Percent: +20
881	supportive bra of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	enchanted maple syrup	1	good	Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 30
884	prompt los chinos	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	wobbly rock-hard axe	0		Damage Reduction: 5
886	bouncing leaflet	0		
887	ghostly leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	lion tamer's balaclava	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	flavorless blinking balaclava baklava	4	decent	
891	upside-down strapping Warehouse 23 bling	0		Muscle: +5
892	yellow dangerous Newton's bugbear-smiting sword of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
893	perfectly mixed watered-down lumbering jack	2	EPIC	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	censurious Ms. Accessory	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
896	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only
897	upside-down coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	bouncing Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	tumbling smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	drinkable boozy Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	5	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	lard-coated wholesome school Mafia knickerbockers of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	altered boiled chilled huge Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 23
906	boiled pulsating Rock Pops	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 37
907	Vulcanized twirling Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 49
908	super-frozen dry magnetized jittery Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 45
909	extra-enhanced Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 40
910	tasty fancy gigantic skewed dwarf bread	6	awesome	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 20
911	diffused Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 55
912	concentrated ionized pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 59
913	non-flattened gray kobold	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 22
914	gray hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	bouncing ghostly yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	fuchsia supercharged intergalactic pom poms of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100
917	yellow Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	smartaleck's Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	Jeselnik's Radio Free Pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	Radio Free Foil of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	stale half-sized radio button candy	2	decent	
922	blinking severed rocking horse head of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
923	huge blinking broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	mirror crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	oxidized adjusted Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 50
927	fancy artisanal boozy Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	5	EPIC	Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
928	huge Annie Oakley's fuzzy bracelets	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
929	yellow Tesla arse-shooting crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
931	artisanal fortified spiced rum	5	EPIC	
932	smooth green eggnog	3	awesome	
933	rotten fancy immense teal candy cane	9	crappy	Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 15
934	yummy mirror gingerbread bugbear	4	awesome	
935	stylish imitation nice watch	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	huge Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	brawny plastic sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	upside-down bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	banded bowler	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	skewed banded bow staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	huge nippy bowlegged pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	drinkable weak martini	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	enchanted weak acceptable grogtini	2	good	Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2004-12"
950	acceptable twirling cherry bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	purple dangerous slick hockey mask	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	narrow penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	twirling beefy fez of etymology	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	diet flavorless carob chunk noodles	1	decent	
957	snack-sized bland chorizo brownies	2	decent	
958	moldy gigantic red chocolate and tomato pizza	8	crappy	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	tumbling silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	narrow nasty plastic seal clubber of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
964	dance instructor's plastic turtle tamer of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25
965	blurry spinning ribald smelly plastic pastamancer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
966	executive plastic sauceror	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40
967	hardened plastic disco bandit of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
968	olive skewed Jeselnik's crafty plastic accordion thief	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
969	baleful plastic mosquito	0		Spell Damage: +25
970	green nasty plastic leprechaun	0		Stench Damage: +5
971	occult plastic levitating potato	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
972	Lo Pan's plastic angry goat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
973	red sizzling plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Hot Damage: +10
974	Socratic plastic fuzzy dice	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
975	medical-grade plastic pirate skeleton	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
976	plastic barrrnacle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
977	manspreader's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Monster Level: +10
978	knitted plastic stab bat	0		Cold Resistance: +3
979	chaotic plastic grue	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
980	plastic blood-faced volleyball of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
981	plastic ghuol whelp of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
982	vibrating plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
983	lard-coated plastic cocoabo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
984	wicked plastic star starfish	0		Spell Damage: +5
985	bouncing smooth plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Moxie: +15
986	plastic killer bee of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
987	auspicious plastic Cheshire bat	0		Item Drop: +10
988	skewed gray Jack Frost's plastic coffee pixie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
989	yellow jittery twirling deadly plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
990	squat dog trainer's plastic hermit	0		Experience (familiar): +1
991	stanky scorching plastic Boris of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
992	ghostly ribald hale plastic Jarlsberg of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
993	jittery cool beefcake's plastic Sneaky Pete of the brute	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30
994	supercool plastic Susie	0		Moxie Percent: +20
995	bland tiny cyan Lucky Surprise Egg	1	decent	
998	narrow maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	yellow Meat maid	0		
1002	tumbling Xlyinia's notebook of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1003	tumbling soda water	0		
1004	tolerable lime green bottle of tequila	3	good	
1005	mediocre boxed wine	3	decent	
1006	normal pulsating cherry	3	good	
1007	tumbling shaking coconut shell of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	blurry red brainy ice cubes	0		Mysticality: +5
1009	acceptable vodka martini	3	good	
1010	tolerable whiskey and soda	4	good	
1011	triple-distilled delicious monkey wrench	6	awesome	
1012	lousy tequila sunrise	4	decent	
1013	hand-crafted margarita	3	EPIC	
1014	perfectly mixed strawberry wine	3	EPIC	
1015	mediocre boozy wine spritzer	5	decent	
1016	hand-crafted perpendicular hula	3	EPIC	
1017	weak aged ducha de oro	2	awesome	
1018	tolerable jittery blinking calle de miel	4	good	
1019	strong mediocre dry vodka martini	5	decent	
1020	aged old-fashioned	3	awesome	
1021	bad irresponsibly strong tequila with training wheels	7	decent	
1022	artisanal watered-down pulsating sangria	2	EPIC	
1023	weak perfectly mixed vesper	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	spirit-forward perfectly mixed special bodyslam	5	EPIC	Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	perfectly mixed sangria del diablo	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	wobbly Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	fuchsia whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	blurry executive hippo whip	0		Meat Drop: +40
1030	coward's penguin whip	0		Monster Level: -20
1031	smooth yak whip	0		Moxie: +15
1032	gnauga hide whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	spinning inspector's hippo skin buckler	0		Item Drop: +15
1035	yellow occult penguin skin buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1036	teal careful yakskin buckler	0		Monster Level: -10
1037	therapeutic gnauga hide buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1038	polymerized upside-down Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 50
1040	blurry Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	drinkable beer	4	good	
1042	strapping string of beads	0		Muscle: +5
1043	lion tamer's string of beads	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1044	red vibrating string of beads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1045	jittery rosewater-soaked plastic bottle opener	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1046	groovy smooth traffic cone	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	hand-crafted N. O. Beer	3	EPIC	
1048	denatured maroon oyster egg	1		
1049	twisted tumbling tumbling upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 50
1050	dried maroon oyster egg	1		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 15
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	vaporized gray oyster egg	1		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 5
1053	twisted oyster egg	1		
1054	denatured blurry oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
1055	huge plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	compressed puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 45
1057	dried spinning puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 15
1058	modified puce oyster egg	1		
1059	huge puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	vaporized mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	powdered mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	vaporized purple blinking mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 15
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	powdered blurry teal oyster egg	1		
1065	twisted mirror oyster egg	1		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 25
1066	diluted oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	powdered shaking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 30
1069	dried oyster egg	1		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 15
1070	powdered pulsating oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	distilled blinking narrow blinking off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 40
1073	altered jittery off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 30
1074	distilled blurry off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	yellow off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	compressed oyster egg	1		
1077	pickled blue mirror oyster egg	1		
1078	distilled oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	spinning emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	twirling rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	fuchsia bouncing clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	skewed clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	pulsating clockwork sphere	0		
1095	yellow deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	auspicious clockwork hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	squat stylish clockwork trench coat	0		Moxie: +25
1099	green clockwork pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	wobbly wobbly nippy gnauga hide chaps	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	blurry false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	jittery targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	olive Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	jittery clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	cyan tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	mirror annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	electrified Stupid University Diploma of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	blue wobbly pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	red huge Sinatra's halfberd	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1124	small glove	0		
1125	crafty supercool strapping glove	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10
1126	toothpick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
1127	bouncing cool ninja sword	0		Moxie: +5
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	occult sequined fez	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	yellow beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	jittery Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	occult star shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	super-cold-filtered spinning jittery eyeliner	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 64
1136	electrified lipstick	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18
1137	wool resourceful bicycle chain	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
1138	pulsating ghostly mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	high-proof tolerable skewed mushroom wine	8	good	
1140	tolerable shaking icy mushroom wine	3	good	
1141	perfectly mixed fancy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 40
1142	mediocre blue pointy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1143	triple-distilled drinkable flat mushroom wine	7	good	
1144	acceptable cool mushroom wine	3	good	
1145	tolerable squat knob mushroom wine	4	good	
1146	lousy knoll mushroom wine	3	decent	
1147	aged mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1148	triple-distilled hand-crafted tumbling shot of flower schnapps	10	EPIC	
1149	normal gigantic green flower petal pie	7	good	
1150	lousy practically non-alcoholic bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1	decent	
1151	teal flame-retardant arcane researcher's discarded plastic fork	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1152	huge olive gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	flavorless Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4	decent	
1154	compressed skewed ghostly Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	EPIC	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 5
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	healthy wholeberd	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1158	Vulcanized Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 54
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	hale irate sombrero	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	denatured cold-filtered mirror handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 50
1163	corrupted irradiated marzipan skull	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 12
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	spinning maroon hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	spinning exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	pulsating chrome box	0		
1175	upside-down cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	skewed jittery purple daisy	0		
1180	jittery potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	spinning tumbling green gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	spinning lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	huge dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	spinning stab bat	0		
1195	teal apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	ghostly yeti	0		
1197	tumbling Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	flavorless mugcake	3	decent	
1201	low-calorie bland urinal cake	1	decent	
1202	decent low-calorie Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1	good	
1203	decent gigantic personalized birthday cake	6	good	
1204	adequate pulsating three-tiered wedding cake	4	good	
1205	huge decent babycakes	8	good	
1206	yummy blurry velvet cake	3	awesome	
1207	snack-sized moldy narrow congratulatory cake	2	crappy	
1208	yummy half-sized mirror angel-food cake	2	awesome	
1209	big yummy devil's-food cake	5	awesome	
1210	stale big birthday party jellybean cheesecake	5	decent	
1211	mirror balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	green thought balloon	0		
1218	skewed rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	fuchsia mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	skewed dog trainer's Mr. Balloon	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1221	jittery balloon	0		
1222	double-paned Mr. Eh?	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
1224	tumbling fuchsia extremely unsafe Da Vinci's steel shillelagh	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5
1225	arcane researcher's brawny steel skullcap of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	friendly steel-toed shellacked steel solitaire	0		Damage Reduction: 16, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
1227	blurry ghostly double-paned Jeselnik's steel scarf of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1228	cyan mansplainer's steel slacks of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	huge savvy steel suspenders of James Dean of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1230	fuchsia medical-grade arcane researcher's strapping pikestaff	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1231	executive hardy pith helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	avaricious hardened pocketwatch of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
1233	teal greasy clever stiffened pinky ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1234	Sherlock's Da Vinci's pants of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	twirling pendant of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	friendly coward's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	blinking limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	occult Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1245	shaking greasy Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1246	executive mansplainer's Oprah's rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +40
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	maroon foul-smelling wicked Bonerdagon necklace of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
1249	wicked Boss Bat britches	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	hardy baleful Boss Bat bling	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50
1251	normal enchanted Knob shroomkabob	3	good	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 45
1252	bland shroomkabob	3	decent	
1253	blurry pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	flavorless jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1255	stale jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1256	tiny decent insanely jumping bean burrito	1	good	
1257	stale tiny rat scrapple	1	decent	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	shaking up-at-dawn traffic cone of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	lime green mirror wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	denatured blurry Hatorade	1		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 45
1262	pulsating censurious rock-hard off-hand balloon of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	tiny normal gloomy mushroom	1	good	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	huge hexagonal wand	0		
1271	mirror aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	wobbly fortified magic lamp	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1274	pickled Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	curative basic meat skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	perfectly mixed weak Otorian Battle Scar	2	EPIC	
1277	fireproof basic meat kilt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	beefcake's meat skirt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	meat kilt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	up-at-dawn penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	maroon narrow penguinskin mini-kilt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	ghostly shaking fireproof yakskin skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	miser's yakskin kilt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	thinker's hippopotamus skirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	narrow yellow chilly hippopotamus kilt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	resourceful furry skirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	olive furry kilt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	greedy gnauga hide skirt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	jittery mansplainer's gnauga hide kilt	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	nitrogenated tumbling wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 33
1291	reassuring Jekyllin hide belt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	spinning ring of adornment of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1294	twirling greasy quilted ring of increase damage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1295	mirror lion tamer's ring of gain strength	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1296	huge prompt ring of resistance	0		Adventures: +3
1297	steel-toed ring of fire resistance	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1298	auspicious ring of conflict	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
1299	blurry pirate hook of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1300	bouncing bouncing monster bait of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
1301	electrified pressed deodorant	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 47
1302	tarnished blurry reodorant	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 18
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	purple chilly mansplainer's traffic cone	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	huge unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	blurry funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	Lo Pan's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
1313	tumbling resourceful Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	tumbling weightlifter's rose-colored glasses	0		Muscle: +15
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	blinking plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	toothsome jumbo questionable taco	5	awesome	
1321	bouncing Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	bouncing scorching time helmet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	asbestos-lined time trousers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	veiny time sword	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	wizardly Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	Cloaca-Cola shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1328	censurious Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Dyspepsi-Cola shield of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1330	mirror Lo Pan's Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	clever Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	red Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	clever Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	energized Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 44
1345	pickled skewed Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	frozen wet Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	twirling empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	maroon spinning tumbling slick pinky ring	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
1352	mediocre redrum	4	decent	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	toothsome bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	awesome	
1356	skewed bunny liver	0		
1357	perfectly mixed watered-down Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	EPIC	
1358	red pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	teal disembodied smile of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	tumbling tumbling rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	small yummy tofurkey leg	2	awesome	
1366	stale tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
1367	decent blinking herbal stuffing	4	good	
1368	adequate huge blurry can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8	good	
1369	adequate big yams	5	good	
1370	Socratic rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1371	ghostly dangerous gingham blouse	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1372	olive souvenir ski t-shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1373	tumbling sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	teal plastic Crimbo wreath of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	plastic Uncle Crimbo of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	skewed crafty plastic Crimbo elf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	upside-down wobbly plastic sweet nutcracker of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	plastic Crimbo reindeer of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	red aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	polarized frozen chocolate	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	bouncing length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	huge block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	upside-down top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	squat ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	blinking teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	blinking narrow inspector's nasty duck-on-a-string	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	ghostly toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	toy train of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	curative marionette	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	greedy sock monkey	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	rag doll of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	grievous can of fake snow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	thinker's colored-light "necklace"	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	beefy tree skirt	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	rotten half-sized wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	adequate miniature bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	half-sized normal fancy tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	knitted Unionize The Elves sign	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	olive upside-down sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	boiled yellow huge snowcone	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	moist pickled bouncing snowcone	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	chilled ghostly snowcone	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	polymerized dry vacuum-sealed skewed snowcone	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	chilled tarnished blurry snowcone	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	unsweetened blue snowcone	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	tumbling teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	healthy traffic cone of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	deadly ice sickle of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	prompt ice baby	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	teal jittery lion tamer's ice pick	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	lime green therapeutic Newton's ice skates	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	huge moldy blinking grue egg omelette	10	crappy	
1429	ghostly roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	huge pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	stale gigantic mushroom	8	decent	
1433	shaking fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	twirling hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	tarnished deionized twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 65
1439	liquefied ionized hot powder	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 35
1440	energized electrified deionized bouncing powder	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 69
1441	chilled powder	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 20
1442	enhanced triple-irradiated stench powder	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 46
1443	polarized quantum wet sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 31
1444	wet flattened shaking twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 55
1445	energized diffused hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 58
1446	adjusted Vulcanized chilled blurry nuggets	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 12
1447	oxidized nuggets	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 56
1448	triple-adjusted tarnished galvanized stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 20
1449	dry sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 45
1450	dehydrated tumbling teal tumbling twirling twinkly wad	1		
1451	dehydrated wobbly hot wad	1		
1452	diluted olive wad	1		
1453	denatured huge twirling wad	1		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 30
1454	dried stench wad	1		
1455	compressed pulsating sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 50
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	huge Goth Giant	0		
1458	rotten Valentine's Day cake	3	crappy	
1459	fuchsia spinning arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	narrow velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	pulsating salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	twirling bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	upside-down gray lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	skewed ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	ghostly salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	twirling football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	lime green alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	frightening dangerous rabbit's foot	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	cyan March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	knitted brainy chopsticks	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
1491	tumbling rice bowl of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1492	quilted ninja mop	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1493	frosty Jim Carey's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1494	pickled altered sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	mirror fuchsia careful dangerous traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	acceptable ghostly gloomy mushroom wine	3	good	
1497	perfectly mixed blinking mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1498	twirling McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	huge narrow whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	quadruple-corrupted modified explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	pulsating clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	deionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	skewed ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	delicious calle de miel with a fly in it	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	lousy rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	smooth jittery perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	bad slap and tickle with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	blue bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	twirling fake hand of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	denatured Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 50
1513	dehydrated wobbly fuchsia Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	dried Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	pickled fuchsia Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	pulsating huge vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	wool Samson's Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +1
1521	twirling Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	shaking family-friendly wool Radio Free Jersey	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1523	jittery bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	skewed pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	twirling diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	Annie Oakley's Rosewater's corkscrew	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	wobbly fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	yellow Jeselnik's grass skirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	Van der Graaf grass hat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	tumbling wholesome grass blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	ghostly raffle prize box	0		
1536	blurry homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	Rosewater's sparkly engagement ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
1539	tumbling Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	fireproof banded Grimacite goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	Tesla clever Grimacite glaive	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	huge squat Usain Bolt's Grimacite greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 180, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	twirling avaricious Grimacite garter of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	shaking inspector's wholesome Grimacite galoshes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	stanky Grimacite gorget of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	bouncing electrified Grimacite guayabera	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
1548	mirror jittery bouncing frightening Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
1549	purple MSG	0		
1550	ghostly electrified second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1551	smooth ghostly bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	awesome	
1552	acceptable bottle of Definit	3	good	
1553	artisanal mirror bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	EPIC	
1554	lousy bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	decent	
1555	mediocre huge bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	decent	
1556	high-proof bad skewed boxed champagne	9	decent	
1557	yummy kumquat	3	awesome	
1558	normal green tangerine	4	good	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	bland ghostly cocktail onion	3	decent	
1561	spoiled teal raspberry	4	crappy	
1562	miniature bland kiwi	2	decent	
1563	strong tolerable blurry whiskey bittersweet	5	good	
1564	bad practically non-alcoholic ghostly mimosette	1	decent	
1565	artisanal high-proof tequila sunset	10	EPIC	
1566	perfectly mixed zmobie	4	EPIC	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	triple-distilled tolerable upside-down gin and tonic	6	good	
1568	drinkable triple-distilled blurry vodka and tonic	9	good	
1569	tolerable vodka gibson	3	good	
1570	artisanal weak gibson	2	EPIC	
1571	enchanted lousy distilled parisian cathouse	5	decent	Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 20
1572	delicious rabbit punch	4	awesome	
1573	hand-crafted high-proof pulsating tumbling caipifruta	9	EPIC	
1574	watered-down acceptable fancy squat tumbling teqiwila	2	good	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 25
1575	drinkable wobbly narrow Divine	3	good	
1576	delicious narrow Gordon Bennett	3	awesome	
1577	irresponsibly strong delicious tangarita	7	awesome	
1578	mediocre mandarina colada	4	decent	
1579	high-proof tolerable gimlet	6	good	
1580	triple-distilled artisanal brick road	8	EPIC	
1581	fancy hand-crafted squat vodka stratocaster	3	EPIC	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 50
1582	lousy ghostly Neuromancer	4	decent	
1583	aged cyan blinking prussian cathouse	4	awesome	
1584	fortified perfectly mixed Mae West	5	EPIC	
1585	acceptable Mon Tiki	3	good	
1586	mediocre teqiwila slammer	4	decent	
1587	stale jittery Knob lo mein	3	decent	
1588	spoiled asparagus lo mein	3	crappy	
1589	spoiled narrow Knoll lo mein	4	crappy	
1590	thick enchanted stale red lo mein	5	decent	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 45
1591	bland olive lo mein	4	decent	
1592	immense yummy upside-down hot hi mein	8	awesome	
1593	decent cyan hi mein	4	good	
1594	stale half-sized hi mein	2	decent	
1595	adequate fancy pulsating hi mein	3	good	Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 10
1596	bland sleazy hi mein	4	decent	
1597	Junior LAAAAME merit badge of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	vibrating Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	weak mediocre gray tangarita with a fly in it	2	decent	
1601	practically non-alcoholic lousy mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	decent	
1602	practically non-alcoholic artisanal prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1	EPIC	
1603	watered-down aged Mae West with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1604	denatured blue astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	huge delectable catalyst	0		
1606	distilled ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 35
1607	pickled adjusted libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 17
1608	improved adjusted mirror eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 15
1609	alkaline ghostly perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 53
1610	colloidal eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 27
1611	anodized quadruple-diffused liquefied bouncing shaking potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 39
1612	triple-colloidal denatured upside-down fuchsia concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 64
1613	green wobbly banded coffin lid	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1614	satin shield of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1615	Cerebral Cloche of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	teal healthy Cerebral Culottes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	blue shellacked Cerebral Crossbow of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	bouncing munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	extra-adjusted blurry astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	galvanized moist tumbling blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	electrified dry upside-down green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	denatured modified orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	corrupted squat purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	chilled unsweetened pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	maroon quilted raspberry beret	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	blurry groovy pixel shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1631	wobbly beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	mediocre around the world	4	decent	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	huge Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	concentrated tarnished lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 42
1638	modified energized gray squat lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 55
1639	enhanced pulsating lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 11
1640	extra-frozen lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 42
1641	flattened blinking lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 57
1642	acceptable watered-down Grimacite Bock	2	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	stale wobbly wedge of gray cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	lime green hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	shaking stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	thick decent foie gras	5	good	
1652	activated galvanized candy brain	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	up-at-dawn sizzling jewel-eyed wizard hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	Sinatra's groovy wad of Crovacite	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5
1655	Oprah's brawny collar	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1656	shaking White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	yellow onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1662	olive wicked Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Spell Damage: +5
1663	Radio KoL Flashlight of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1664	executive Radio KoL Maracas	0		Meat Drop: +40
1665	Radio KoL Bottle Opener of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1666	studded Radio KoL Patch	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1667	fuchsia Cat-Herding Prod of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1668	star boomerang of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1669	coward's star stiletto	0		Monster Level: -20
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	skewed miser's Van der Graaf grave robbing shovel	0		Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1674	superhero mask of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	blinking narrow ore	0		
1676	blurry styrofoam ore	0		
1677	spinning bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	electrified personal trainer's sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1680	executive fireproof staff	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
1681	friendly bubblewrap sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
1682	dog trainer's bubblewrap staff of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20
1683	ghostly twirling beefcake's bubblewrap crossbow of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +7
1684	rosy-cheeked groovy styrofoam sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1685	cyan deadly styrofoam staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +5
1686	sharpshooter's stiffened styrofoam crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1687	twirling Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	Sherlock's electrified crossbow	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1689	prompt ribbon	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	narrow chaotic Newton's discarded bottlecap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	Temple Grandin's discarded torn-up glove of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	activated boiled mirror salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 50
1693	diffused colloidal eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 53
1694	electrified shaking Frogade	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 44
1695	double-alkaline adjusted twirling papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 54
1696	toothsome thick pulsating royal jelly taco	5	awesome	
1697	decent lime green tofu taco	4	good	
1698	moldy jumping bean taco	3	crappy	
1699	small delicious gray wobbly catgut taco	2	awesome	
1700	moldy gigantic goat cheese taco	8	crappy	
1701	stale pr0n taco	4	decent	
1702	nitrogenated altered alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 51
1703	green Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	olive shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	scorching chilly sword of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
1707	miser's weightlifter's flypaper staff of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10
1708	beefy grease gun of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15
1709	wobbly inspector's resourceful Newton's sword of static	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15
1710	gray blinking sizzling Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked wiffle-flail	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
1711	green executive healthy padded bubble bauble bow	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1712	lightning-fast frosty Frost™ brand sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
1713	Socratic squeaky staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3
1714	pulsating up-at-dawn greedy smooth can cannon	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5
1715	chilly starchy sword	0		Cold Damage: +5
1716	starchy staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1717	family-friendly starchy crossbow	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1718	wobbly pestoblade of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1719	greasy ruddy poutine pole	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1720	bouncing avaricious resourceful curdflinger	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30
1721	pulsating toasty beefy muculent machete	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5
1722	rosewater-soaked vibrating glistening staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
1723	wobbly fireproof flame-wreathed repeating crossbow	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	mirror narrow skewed foul-smelling dense meat sword	0		Stench Damage: +10
1729	Socratic dense meat staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1730	red Annie Oakley's dense meat crossbow	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1731	dog trainer's deadly Spirit Precipice of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20
1732	tumbling family-friendly nasty smoldering staff	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
1733	family-friendly stylish wizardly hot cross bow	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1734	Lo Pan's steel-toed sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Alters Page Text
1735	wobbly Da Vinci's meatspout staff of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
1736	pulsating scorching therapeutic fortified carob cannon	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1737	groovy shuddersword of the dark arts of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1738	reassuring Temple Grandin's rock-hard hairy staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1
1739	jittery MacGyver's ruddy fortified projectile icemaker	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100
1740	coward's buffalo blade of incineration of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
1741	flame-retardant Rosewater's cheesestick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1
1742	tumbling skewed greasy wicked potato pistol	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1743	lion tamer's savory sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1744	blurry Jeselnik's savory staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1745	perfumed savory crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1746	fuchsia tumbling inspector's sinister Super Magic Power Sword X of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15
1747	personal trainer's beefy soylent staff	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1748	fireproof wizardly goulauncher	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	toasty Gnollish pie server	0		Hot Damage: +5
1751	Gnollish slotted spoon of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1752	hardy Knob Goblin spatula	0		Maximum HP: +50
1753	huge jack flapper of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1754	twirling avaricious filthy pestle	0		Meat Drop: +30
1755	Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Item Drop: +5
1756	spinning jittery shellacked huge spoon	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1757	pizza cutter of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1758	wobbly healthy star spatula	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1759	inspector's hale foon of fulmination	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15
1760	mirror occult beefy foon of frigidity	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
1761	manspreader's foon of foulness of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 30
1762	coward's electrified foon of fearfulness	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1763	blurry stanky dance instructor's foon of fleshiness	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	green Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	miniature flavorless twirling fricasseed brains	2	decent	
1770	moldy spinning brains casserole	3	crappy	
1771	olive hale butcherknife	0		Maximum HP: +20
1772	huge corn holder of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1773	narrow flame-retardant eggbeater	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1774	irresponsibly strong artisanal bottle of popskull	6	EPIC	
1775	reassuring dishrag	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1776	snack-sized adequate tumbling stale baguette	2	good	
1777	huge lime green leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	rotten snack-sized enchanted purple dinner	2	crappy	Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 45
1779	squat wizardly katana	0		Mysticality: +25, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1781	jittery yellow aromatic enchantlers	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	lightning-fast Samson's ram-battering staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +40
1783	spoiled crazy Turkish delight	3	crappy	
1784	banded brawny Snow Queen Crown	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	Socratic cool ga-ga radio of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	quantum pickled bouncing fuchsia bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 65
1788	jittery unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	irresponsibly strong bad gray Ram's Face Lager	8	decent	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	mansplainer's extremely unsafe Travoltan trousers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	aromatic pool cue of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1
1794	super-Vulcanized non-unsweetened handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 38
1795	Counterclockwise Watch of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	fuchsia bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	shaking olive wobbly animal cranium	0		
1801	upside-down narrow animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	huge blurry maroon sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	twirling first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	yellow third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	wobbly fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	jittery seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	upside-down spinning ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	red tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	wobbly eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	ghostly first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	teal second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	squat third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	narrow fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	blurry fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	bouncing sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	huge first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	narrow second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	twirling skewed third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	shaking teal sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	shaking eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	spinning tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	yellow left first rib	0		
1840	huge left second rib	0		
1841	twirling left third rib	0		
1842	spinning tumbling left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	pulsating left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	mirror left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	gray skewed left tenth rib	0		
1849	blue left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	yellow ghostly right third rib	0		
1854	upside-down green right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	teal right eighth rib	0		
1859	purple right ninth rib	0		
1860	teal jittery right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	ghostly right twelfth rib	0		
1863	wobbly mirror animal pelvis	0		
1864	lime green left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	blue left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	skewed left humerus	0		
1869	upside-down right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	tumbling right ulna	0		
1874	wobbly left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	huge narrow right tibia	0		
1878	green left fibula	0		
1879	wobbly right fibula	0		
1880	squat wobbly left kneecap	0		
1881	twirling right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	tumbling bouncing right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	pulsating right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	shaking left third rear claw	0		
1895	twirling left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	blinking fuchsia 1-ball of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1901	narrow pulsating lightning-fast friendly 2-ball	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40
1902	pulsating lightning-fast 3-ball of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40
1903	lion tamer's 4-ball of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +2
1904	fuchsia up-at-dawn quilted 5-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +5
1905	family-friendly steel-toed 6-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1906	reassuring 7-ball	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	narrow rosy-cheeked rock-hard clockwork sword of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7
1911	fireproof friendly grievous clockwork staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3
1912	quilted baleful arcane researcher's clockwork crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	olive clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	maroon bouncing wallet	0		
1918	blue coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	upside-down clever wakizashi	0		Maximum MP: +20, Synergetic
1922	olive gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	mirror scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	mirror frightening greaves	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	Temple Grandin's manspreader's helmet	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	healthy baleful spear	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Breakable
1932	bouncing careful shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Breakable
1933	pitchfork of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1934	fuchsia broken sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1935	weightlifter's snarling wolf shield	0		Muscle: +15, Synergetic
1936	shaking ruddy lupine sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Synergetic
1937	huge nasty snake shield	0		Stench Damage: +5, Synergetic
1938	blinking veiny serpentine sword	0		Maximum HP: +10, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	gravedigger's stanky 9-ball	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
1941	dog trainer's supercharged seal pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	olive deadly Socratic turtle brooch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	smelly noodle ring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	blue censurious dance instructor's saucepan earring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	rock-hard disco ball pendant of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	narrow Lo Pan's electrified accordion pin	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	upside-down toasty worn tophat of horror	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	banded tap shoes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
1949	rotten Manetwich	3	crappy	
1950	blurry bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	aged mirror bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	awesome	
1952	toothsome desiccated apricot	3	awesome	
1953	perfectly mixed flute of flat champagne	3	EPIC	
1954	normal huge mirror dehydrated caviar	9	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	extra-dry mediocre snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	5	decent	
1957	yellow quill pen	0		
1958	bouncing inkwell	0		
1959	blue shaking tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	Vulcanized tumbling Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 21
1963	dance card	0		
1964	pulsating pulsating greasy opera mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	twirling blue pulsating rosewater-soaked hale Amulet of Yendor	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	spinning shaking bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	yellow spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	fuchsia plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	jittery groovy shrimp fork of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +3
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	huge gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	skewed hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	gray scary death orb	0		
1986	blurry maroon mind flayer	0		
1987	red undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	gray Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	shaking rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	huge stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	huge Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	gray Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	spinning blurry maroon Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	narrow Roo trading card	0		
2009	red Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	shaking Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	pulsating spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	skewed cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	bland twirling red cherry pie	3	decent	
2021	snack-sized moldy upside-down strawberry pie	2	crappy	
2022	bland green lemon meringue pie	3	decent	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	adequate squat mixed wildflower greens	3	good	
2025	flavorless teal handful of walnuts	3	decent	
2026	big normal nutty organic salad	5	good	
2027	bland half-sized blurry super salad	2	decent	
2028	stale tofu wonton	3	decent	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	yellow mansplainer's Lockenstock™ sandals of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2031	arcane researcher's didgeridooka	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2032	dog trainer's sinister bullet-proof corduroys	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	round sunglasses of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2034	wicker shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2035	wobbly Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	alkaline radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 28
2037	diffused moist wobbly ghostly wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 60
2038	concentrated irradiated narrow ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 42
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	shaking ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	tumbling hemp net	0		
2044	tumbling your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	stale brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	decent	
2046	flavorless bite-sized frat brats	1	decent	
2047	moldy huge squat knob ka-bobs	8	crappy	
2049	hand-crafted extra-dry can of Swiller	5	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	skewed reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	yellow bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	blinking market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	non-quantum liquefied gray spinning adder bladder	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 17
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	corrupted squat blue Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 39
2060	manspreader's banded sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10
2061	sage helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	supercool shield of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3
2063	decent blackberry	3	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	twirling huge PADL Phone	0		
2066	ribald lion tamer's kick-ass kicks	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	pulsating beer helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	shaking occult Samson's distressed denim pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	wool perforated battle paddle	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2072	shaking ruddy rock-hard flashing novelty button	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2073	frightening sinister glowstick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	wool anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2075	cyan mansplainer's spandex anniversary shorts	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	squat jar of anniversary jam of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2077	wholesome bucket of anniversary lard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2078	shaking beefcake's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	spinning grievous savvy makeshift turban	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	hardy makeshift cape	0		Maximum HP: +50
2081	manspreader's makeshift skirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	green toothbrush	0		
2083	red mirror makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	altered cyan skewed ghostly bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	boiled bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	modified maroon tube of hair oil	1		
2088	diffused dry ionized spinning Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 19
2089	blurry Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	family-friendly mansplainer's clever Oprah's pilgrim shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: 0, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	lard-coated hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2094	big rotten ghostly ballroom blintz	5	crappy	
2095	towel	0		
2096	modified blurry guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 5
2097	nippy 17-ball	0		Cold Damage: +10
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	ghostly fuchsia hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	narrow non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	squat stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	maroon stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	pulsating beefcake's wheel	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	bouncing shaking prehistoric spear of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	skewed stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	teal vibrating fire of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Sinatra's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2121	teal shaking lard-coated ASCII shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2122	flame-retardant brawny safety vest	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
2123	squat blinking wool eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2125	tumbling wholesome Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2126	narrow coward's energetic bronze breastplate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20
2127	aromatic hat hacker T-shirt of the detective	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	Sinatra's killer rag doll	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	skewed tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	teal electrified incredibly marionette	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	blurry narrow bouncing dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	gray asbestos-lined mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	upside-down personal trainer's vampire duck-on-a-string of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	gray smooth toy crazy train	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	fuchsia toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	blinking felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	flavorless frank	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	normal diet gray plate of franks and beans	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	bad fuchsia shot of blackberry schnapps	3	decent	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	olive logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	narrow high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	mirror bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	pulsating jittery reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	huge sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	olive recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	bouncing teal hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	executive forbidden toy ray gun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	smelly wholesome toy space helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	blinking Rosewater's astronaut pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	aromatic toy jet pack	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	huge triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	upside-down smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	upside-down cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	beefcake's obsidian dagger	0		Muscle: +25
2179	tumbling archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	blue amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	green Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	jittery rosy-cheeked Kiss the Knob apron	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	ghostly flask of peppermint oil	1	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	delicious weak tumbling tumbling flask of peppermint schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	tumbling yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	twirling sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	jumbo bland spinning candy stake	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	fancy weak bad eggnog	2	decent	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	spoiled unspeakable fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	flavorless snack-sized gingerbread horror	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	activated alkaline but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	spoiled bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	tasty diet huge skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	awesome	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	bland huge mirror tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	10	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	plastic gift-wrapping vampire of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	spinning dance instructor's plastic yuletide troll	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	jittery shellacked plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	plastic Crimboween pentagram of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	pulsating prompt plastic Scream Queen	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	rosy-cheeked Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	green bouncing healthy stiffened bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	Crimbo ukulele of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	green Jim Carey's Tiki lighter of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	wool hardy deck of tropical cards	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	sharpshooter's tropical paperweight	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	blue tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	Tropical Crimbo Hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	purple asbestos-lined Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	adequate purple super ka-bob	4	good	
2218	snack-sized decent beer basted brat	2	good	
2219	frightening Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	nitrogenated aerosolized green and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	greasy liar's pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	huge bouncing sinister juggler's balls of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	ribald pink shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	miser's evil eyeball pendant	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	super-electrified alkaline arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	wet shaking cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	magnetized mirror toad horn	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	resourceful bow tie	0		Maximum MP: +50, Clowniness: 75
2234	maroon nippy calavera concertina	0		Cold Damage: +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	Sherlock's sharpshooter's ratarang	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
2236	non-corrupted squat turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 28
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	ghostly squat dog trainer's pygmy nose-bone	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2239	squat maroon miser's greasy bad voodoo mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	blue bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	sizzling pygmy spear	0		Hot Damage: +10
2242	enhanced tumbling bouncing pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 41
2243	steel-toed forbidden headhunter necktie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2244	miser's perfumed pointed stick	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
2245	inspector's knobby helmet turtle	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	prompt knobby kneepads	0		Adventures: +3
2247	dangerous sewer turtle	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2248	sebaceous shield of the storm of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100
2249	lard-coated skeletortoise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	crafty box turtle	0		Maximum MP: +10
2252	censurious box turtle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2253	jittery forbidden groovy bottlecap turtle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50
2254	perfumed sage bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	tumbling smartaleck's furry turtle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2257	blurry rosy-cheeked sage reinforced furry underpants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	jittery hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	squat bird rib	0		
2263	olive jittery lion oil	0		
2264	massive flavorless stunt nuts	9	decent	
2265	bland twirling wet stew	3	decent	
2266	huge narrow wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats	0		Item Drop: +5
2269	flavorless sausage wonton	4	decent	
2270	belt of courage of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2271	hand-crafted boozy bottle of Merlot	5	EPIC	
2272	triple-distilled acceptable red bottle of Port	6	good	
2273	hand-crafted watered-down bottle of Pinot Noir	2	EPIC	
2274	boozy drinkable bottle of Zinfandel	5	good	
2275	hand-crafted bottle of Marsala	3	EPIC	
2276	acceptable bottle of Muscat	3	good	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	narrow book	0		
2280	blurry Manual of Labor	0		
2281	blinking Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	energetic seal-skull helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	twirling Eye of Ed	0		
2287	blinking auspicious sinister glowstick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	tumbling encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	mirror really house	0		
2291	huge Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	blurry wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	ghostly knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	mirror boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	mirror Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	oxidized shaking candy heart	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	extra-altered skewed pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	alkaline quadruple-enhanced candy heart	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	colloidal frozen candy heart	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	wet candy heart	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	energized narrow candy heart	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	blinking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	maroon pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	green candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bouncing bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	wobbly bouncing carved wheel	0		
2320	gray worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	wobbly worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	blue Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	upside-down stone rose	0		
2327	enhanced pickled twirling can of paint	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 11
2328	shaking drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	maroon ghostly bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	stale blinking skewed Better Than Cuddling Cake	4	decent	
2333	huge squat ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	pulsating Socratic pipe of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2337	reinforced beaded headband of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	flavorless pudding	4	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	tolerable Blackfly Chardonnay	3	good	
2340	aged practically non-alcoholic & tan	1	awesome	
2341	upside-down pepper	0		
2342	snack-sized moldy forest cake	2	crappy	
2343	spoiled green forest ham	3	crappy	
2344	dry non-electrified shaking purple filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 48
2345	polarized blinking filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 54
2346	ionized blinking filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 24
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	blinking water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	squat beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	jittery arcane researcher's groovy fire poi	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2353	electrified bejeweled pledge pin	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	deionized irradiated tumbling henna face paint	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 69
2356	dry tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 22
2357	skewed prompt careful Gaia beads	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3
2358	upside-down squat pink clay bead	0		
2359	tumbling clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	bouncing chilly fortified hippy medical kit	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2362	veiny wizardly Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10
2363	tumbling Oprah's longhaired hippy wig of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	red frosty Zim Merman's guitar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2365	boxer's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2366	ghostly narrow wizardly peel hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	lion tamer's coward's flowing hippy skirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	ghostly shaking smoke bomb	0		
2372	shaking bunch of bananas	0		
2373	miniature stale fancy banana	2	decent	Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 15
2374	blinking banana peel	0		
2375	decent banana cream pie	3	good	
2376	bad banana daiquiri	4	decent	
2377	irresponsibly strong mediocre bungle in the jungle	10	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	non-modified narrow banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 21
2380	lime green dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	tumbling class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	foul-smelling Fonzie's keg shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10
2387	supercool finger	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2388	up-at-dawn sage war tongs	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	scandalous asbestos apron	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2391	shaking careful beaten-up Chucks	0		Monster Level: -10
2392	reassuring natty ascot	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2393	censurious supercharged wreath of laurels	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	spinning wicked beefy Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	family-friendly tube sock	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	huge depantsing bomb	0		
2398	hale energy drink IV	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2399	rosy-cheeked Elmley shades of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	Tesla wholesome beer bong	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	tumbling barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	squat billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	pulsating lint	0		
2415	twirling discarded pacifier	0		
2416	pulsating razor-sharp bounty-hunting helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	groovy bounty-hunting rifle	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2418	prompt bounty-hunting pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	irradiated polarized bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 45
2420	enhanced teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 18
2421	double-ionized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 62
2422	polarized irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 45
2423	pickled anodized ghostly Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
2424	wet polarized cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 64
2425	nitrogenated can of spinach	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 53
2426	galvanized frozen skewed fire flower	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 37
2427	polarized freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 67
2428	quadruple-electrified fake blood	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 11
2429	extra-modified Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 63
2430	adjusted magnetized teal bag of lard	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 50
2431	frozen super-quantum bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 45
2432	corrupted SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 62
2433	boiled bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 23
2434	warmed blinking eyedrops	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 17
2435	quadruple-unsweetened tumbling Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 18
2436	boiled donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 17
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	narrow scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	spinning unnatural gas	0		
2441	ghostly Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	tumbling nasty fortified pink glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	lousy Supernova Champagne	3	decent	
2445	spinning Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	upside-down wobbly hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	huge bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	tumbling lime green scorching goatskin umbrella	0		Hot Damage: +25
2452	ghostly ruddy wool hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	tumbling auspicious censurious belt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2455	censurious bar whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2456	barskin buckler of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2457	mirror whip of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2458	yellow narrow upside-down chilly barskin loincloth	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	twirling skewed baleful tighty whiteys	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	yellow coward's yak toupee	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	stale special blue bowl of Bounty-Os	4	decent	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 35
2465	perfectly mixed watered-down mirror Oreille Divisée brandy	2	super EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	blue bundle of receipts	0		
2470	fuchsia cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	wobbly thinker's clown wig of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	manspreader's clownskin belt	0		Monster Level: +10, Clowniness: 50
2477	bouncing Jeselnik's clownskin buckler	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2478	spinning beefcake's clown whip	0		Muscle: +25, Clowniness: 50
2479	bouncing mirror demon skin	0		
2480	squat demon-horned hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	demon buckler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2482	gray horrifying cool demon whip of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
2483	red twirling barskin cloak of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2484	resourceful snakeskin duster of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +50, Booze Drop: +100
2485	pulsating personal trainer's clownskin harness of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50
2486	horrifying personal trainer's demonskin jacket	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +25
2487	olive sinister hipposkin poncho	0		Spell Damage: +10
2488	yak anorak of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2489	sinister tuxedo shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10
2490	ghostly Lo Pan's wicked gnauga hide vest	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2491	pulsating blurry cyan shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	blurry stick of dynamite	0		
2494	prompt grievous Necrotelicomnicon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +3
2495	upside-down dangerous Cookbook of the Damned	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
2496	green Jeselnik's Sinful Desires of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	narrow molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	pulsating molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	huge extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	pulsating precious piercing post	0		
2505	jittery necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	Jack Frost's beach glass necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2509	huge Jack Frost's peace-sign necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2510	nippy electrified round sunglasses	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	huge Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	asbestos-lined spark plug earring of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
2514	fireproof woven baling wire bracelets of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
2515	skewed medical-grade gearbox necklace of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2516	bouncing lard-coated educational wrench bracelet	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2517	Samson's beefcake's chain necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5
2518	sawblade shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2519	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong mirror McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8	EPIC	
2520	practically non-alcoholic tolerable melted Jell-o shot	1	good	
2521	drinkable irresponsibly strong shaking cruelty-free wine	7	good	
2522	practically non-alcoholic drinkable thistle wine	1	good	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	half-sized stale fish	2	decent	
2526	adequate blinking fish casserole	3	good	
2527	rotten jumbo fish lasagna	5	crappy	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	low-calorie toothsome gnatloaf	1	awesome	
2530	diet flavorless yellow skewed gnatloaf casserole	1	decent	
2531	spoiled gnat lasagna	3	crappy	
2532	pork	0		
2533	spoiled jittery pork chop sandwiches	4	crappy	
2534	spoiled pork casserole	3	crappy	
2535	gigantic normal teal pork lasagna	6	good	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	Ankh of Badahnkadh of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	ionized extra-concentrated bouncing lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	extra-colloidal narrow tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	colloidal electrified begpwnia	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	electrified irradiated upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	flattened colloidal jittery half-orchid	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	tin star of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	mirror rock-hard Fonzie's outrageous sombrero	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	blurry scandalous "Humorous" T-shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	mirror bouncing cyan Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	mirror vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	blurry high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	nasty Shagadelic Disco Banjo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	rosewater-soaked strapping Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	lard-coated baleful Chelonian Morningstar	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	yellow horrifying boxer's Hammer of Smiting	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	personal trainer's 17-alarm Saucepan of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	teal gravedigger's Van der Graaf supercharged Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	ghostly bonesaw	0		
2564	spinning plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	squat blinking can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	jittery Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	double-electrified electrified yellow skewed ant agonist	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 52
2570	lime green ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	lime green ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	studded deadly cactus quill	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80
2578	cyan scorching toasty Staff of the Short Order Cook of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: 30
2579	toothsome jumbo cactus fruit	5	awesome	
2580	auspicious horrifying scorpion whip	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	adequate centipede eggs	3	good	
2584	family-friendly wonderwall shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2585	blinking Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2586	tumbling dangerous General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2587	tumbling Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2588	foul-smelling Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Stench Damage: +10
2589	normal half-sized hot date	2	good	
2590	bad distilled fortified wine	3	decent	
2591	delicious big narrow tasty tart	5	awesome	
2592	spinning gray Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	rotten small Knob pasty	2	crappy	
2594	delicious thermos full of Knob coffee	3	awesome	
2595	modified Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 63
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	tumbling leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	purple twirling Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	bouncing carbonated water lily	0		
2601	spinning Jack Frost's chaotic clever Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2602	blinking rosy-cheeked Staff of Blood and Pudding of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5
2603	tumbling fuchsia smoldering box	0		
2604	healthy Tuesday's ruby	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	pulsating palm-frond fan	0		
2607	jittery shellacked palm-frond whip	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2608	twirling palm-frond net	0		
2609	spinning squat mansplainer's extremely unsafe palm-frond capris	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	squat ghostly resourceful extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	blinking energetic palm-frond cloak	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	flavorless half-sized lime green savoy truffle	2	decent	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	wobbly sage Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	spoiled unidentified jerky	3	crappy	
2621	squat Sherlock's nasty rat mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	razor-sharp thinker's ratskin belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2623	avaricious wizardly rattail whip	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +30
2624	chaotic bat hat of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	bouncing asbestos-lined Samson's bat whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5
2626	Van der Graaf bat-ass jacket of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2627	bouncing MacGyver's catskin cap of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	ghostly perfumed scandalous catskin buckler	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
2629	personal trainer's tail o' nine cats of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	extra-quantum adjusted spinning gremlin juice	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 39
2632	quantum mother's helper	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 21
2633	shaking therapeutic cool pat-a-cake pendant	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2634	olive mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	beefy mummy mask	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	sizzling gauze shorts of courage	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	narrow gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	groovy greaves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	cyan wool Tesla cowboy hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	squat ghostly knitted brainy Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
2643	up-at-dawn happiness	0		Adventures: +5
2644	feather	0		
2645	squat feather	0		
2646	twirling green frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Herculean Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	upside-down ghostly pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	flavorless low-calorie lime green S.T.L.T.	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	normal low-calorie honey-dew	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	smooth Xanadian	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	irradiated corrupted activated narrow bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	pulsating yellow wool Drowsy Sword of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
2657	small spoiled escargotsicle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	triple-distilled enchanted drinkable bottle of realpagne	8	good	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	aromatic albatross necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	twisted lime green pulsating not-a-pipe	1	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	special mediocre ghostly flask of Amontillado	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	rosy-cheeked ball mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	upside-down cool Can-Can skirt	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	diffused dry twirling sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	quantum bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	polymerized tarnished extra-moist spinning bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	enhanced spiky collar	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	altered bouncing can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	dried patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	powdered Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	distilled acceptable squat shot of nepenthe schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	liquefied ionized concentrated bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	dried tumbling spinning handful of moss	1		
2676	dried tumbling bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	modified huge protein powder	1		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 15
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	magnetized sparkler	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 40
2680	wet snake	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 31, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	corrupted M-242	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 58
2682	blue blinking detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	ghostly wobbly blinking mansplainer's armgun of courage	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	executive supercharged stiffened dreadlock whip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
2689	squat Oprah's beer-a-pult of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2690	teal supercool savvy cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20
2691	tasty blurry handful of nuts and berries	4	awesome	
2692	Usain Bolt's MacGyver's driftwood sculpture	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +80
2693	upside-down ruddy brawny massive sitar	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2694	upside-down executive lion tamer's stylish stone baseball cap	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	high-proof artisanal cup of beer	7	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	green duct tape	0		
2698	spinning duct tape wallet	0		
2699	personal trainer's strapping duct tape shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2700	twirling blurry blurry studded duct tape fedora of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	therapeutic duct tape sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2702	wobbly ruddy wholesome duct tape dockers	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	bouncing lion tamer's duct tape buckler	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2704	tumbling shrinking powder	0		
2705	maroon aromatic MacGyver's extremely unsafe blackberry slippers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2706	fuchsia wicked razor-sharp blackberry moccasins of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2707	up-at-dawn supercharged rock-hard blackberry combat boots	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2708	Vulcanized jittery bouncing funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 53
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	squat tumbling cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	pressed altered twirling facepaint	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
2712	moist non-irradiated sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 59
2713	altered denatured skewed squat Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 57
2714	wobbly floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	clever grievous battered hubcap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20
2717	flame-wreathed medical-grade steel-toed hood ornament	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	knitted deadly hand-carved bokken of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
2720	ghostly manspreader's thinker's hand-carved bow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Monster Level: +10
2721	twirling red careful hand-carved staff of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +100
2722	jittery zippy savvy Staff of the Greasefire of wisdom of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20
2723	sage Staff of the Grand Flambé of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Adventures: +7
2724	stale bowl of rye sprouts	3	decent	
2725	flavorless cob of corn	3	decent	
2726	moldy gigantic juniper berries	6	crappy	
2727	delicious snack-sized fuchsia plum	2	awesome	
2728	stale pear	3	decent	
2729	bland peach	4	decent	
2730	aged irresponsibly strong teal plum wine	6	awesome	
2731	acceptable high-proof bouncing shot of pear schnapps	7	good	
2732	hand-crafted triple-distilled shot of peach schnapps	10	EPIC	
2733	stale bunch of square grapes	3	decent	
2734	snack-sized normal brown sugar cane	2	good	
2735	stale sandwich of the gods	3	decent	
2736	enchanted irresponsibly strong mediocre Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7	decent	Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 25
2737	powdered skewed wobbly leopard-print barbell	1	EPIC	
2738	yellow pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	deionized aerosolized cyan blurry panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 28
2740	spinning wool rosy-cheeked Sinatra's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1
2741	watered-down smooth pulsating boilermaker	2	awesome	
2742	toothsome bite-sized steel lasagna	1	quest	
2743	weak artisanal steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	diluted steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 35
2745	non-Vulcanized ionized gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 25
2746	galvanized pulsating extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 63
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	healthy furniture dolly	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2749	flame-wreathed scorching Staff of the Grease Trap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2750	teal MacGyver's quilted Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2751	Temple Grandin's Lead Zeta of Chastity of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2752	hale Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2753	tumbling scandalous Zinc Delta of Tranquility of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2754	lard-coated ruddy Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2755	shaking perfumed padded Iron Beta of Industry	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2756	Lo Pan's Copper Alpha of Sincerity of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2757	tumbling scandalous frosty Red Balloon of Valor	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2758	pulsating flame-wreathed dance instructor's Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2759	savvy Blue Diamond of Honesty of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2760	purple arcane researcher's boxer's Green Clover of Justice	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
2761	tumbling MacGyver's Yellow Moon of Compassion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2762	groovy wizardly Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
2763	chilly Temple Grandin's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2764	double-paned crafty sinister Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2765	tumbling Harold's bell	0		
2766	spinning green bowling ball	0		
2767	flavorless Crimbo pie	3	decent	
2768	immense spoiled pear tart	9	crappy	
2769	moldy peach pie	3	crappy	
2770	denatured wet bouncing gray chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 58
2771	alkaline magnetized tarnished handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 47
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	red glacial sapphire	0		
2774	bouncing unearthly onyx	0		
2775	purple narrow effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	narrow pulsating studded filigreed hamethyst earring of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2778	huge executive smelly dance instructor's filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2779	tumbling ghostly manspreader's Sinatra's brawny filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2780	frosty baconstone earring of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2781	reassuring Van der Graaf baconstone necklace	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2782	vibrating baconstone ring of doom of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2783	gray bouncing Oprah's hardened pulled porquoise earring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2784	careful medical-grade pulled porquoise pendant	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2785	twirling olive dog trainer's pulled porquoise ring of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2786	wobbly Earring of Fire of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2787	pulsating sharpshooter's weightlifter's Pendant of Fire	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2788	lightning-fast Annie Oakley's Ring of Fire	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2789	squat greasy extremely unsafe Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2790	deadly beefcake's Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2791	ghostly Jim Carey's Ice-Cold Beer Ring of bravery	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2792	maroon toasty fortified Unspeakable Earring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2793	healthy hardened Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2794	Jim Carey's resourceful The Ring	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2795	beefcake's Nose Ring of Putrescence of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2796	asbestos-lined hardened Putrid Pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2797	frightening Ring of the Sewer Snake of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2798	Jeselnik's Tesla Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2799	purple greasy Van der Graaf Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2800	bouncing wicked beefcake's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	vacuum-sealed oxidized electrified maroon vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 65
2805	quadruple-diffused warmed huge wobbly vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 47
2806	extra-vacuum-sealed purple vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 37
2807	frozen improved altered flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 31
2808	extra-wet spinning flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 18
2809	moist irradiated twirling yellow flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 21
2810	dry jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 16
2811	colloidal concentrated bouncing jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 34
2812	ionized improved jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Jalapeño Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 42
2813	deadly Beret of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	huge asbestos-lined horrifying smartaleck's Bludgeon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Brimstone
2815	Jack Frost's supercool groovy Bunker	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone
2816	shaking Temple Grandin's dance instructor's Boxers of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	tumbling Temple Grandin's boxer's Brooch of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	gray manspreader's stiffened Bracelet of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	careful padded Grimacite gasmask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	wool occult Grimacite gat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	weightlifter's Grimacite gaiters of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	tumbling sizzling chilly Grimacite gauntlets	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	shaking coward's Jim Carey's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Monster Level: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	inspector's knitted Grimacite girdle	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	green Lo Pan's Grimacite gown	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	Usain Bolt's chaotic studded Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
2827	jittery anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	green star key lime	0		
2832	massive adequate digital key lime pie	10	good	
2833	snack-sized toothsome blue star key lime pie	2	awesome	
2834	family-friendly scorching bottle-rocket crossbow of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	cyan hardened indie comic hipster glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	bouncing wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	ruddy educational glowstick	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	jittery Usain Bolt's Periodical Paintbrush	0		Initiative: +80, Softcore Only
2840	practically non-alcoholic lousy jittery bottle of cooking sherry	1	decent	
2841	spoiled blue packet of ketchup	3	crappy	
2842	tolerable weak accidental cider	2	good	
2843	moldy blurry dire fudgesicle	3	crappy	
2844	chilly rosy-cheeked hardened navel ring of navel gazing of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	twirling Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	delicious extra-dry moonberry wine cooler	5	awesome	
2851	normal special half-sized fine aged cheddarwurst	2	good	Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 35
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	yellow squat bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	extremely unsafe weightlifter's huge mosquito proboscis	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2856	deionized blurry huge swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 49
2857	improved ionized seegar butt	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 19
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	zippy nasty witch wart	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
2860	snack-sized stale swamp muck	2	decent	
2861	healthy Herculean leechknife of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2862	wobbly decomposed boot	0		
2863	anodized dry pulsating dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 55
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's beaver spear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2866	huge mansplainer's manspreader's shamanic beads	0		Monster Level: 25
2867	nasty beefcake's dilapidated wizard hat	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	flattened pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
2869	polarized ionized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 69
2870	super-dry anodized pirate tract	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 26
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	plastic Naughty Sorceress of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2873	up-at-dawn plastic Ed the Undying of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5
2874	electrified experienced plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2875	lard-coated plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2876	twirling fortified plastic protector spectre	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2877	plastic Baron von Ratsworth of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2878	wizardly plastic Boss Bat	0		Mysticality: +25
2879	plastic Knob Goblin King of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2880	green horrifying plastic Bonerdagon	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2881	pulsating padded plastic The Man	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2882	skewed plastic The Big Wisniewski of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2883	inspector's plastic Felonia	0		Item Drop: +15
2884	ruddy plastic Beelzebozo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2885	jittery plastic conservationist hippy of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2887	gravedigger's plastic angry bugbear	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2888	extremely unsafe plastic anime smiley	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2889	pulsating blue wholesome plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2890	Rosewater's plastic astronomer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2891	skewed Sinatra's plastic beanbat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2892	jittery Lo Pan's plastic blooper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2893	coward's plastic brainsweeper	0		Monster Level: -20
2894	plastic briefcase bat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2895	wobbly padded plastic demoninja	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2896	perfumed plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2897	huge plastic drunk goat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2898	plastic fiendish can of asparagus of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2899	plastic Gnollish crossdresser of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2900	baleful plastic handsome mariachi	0		Spell Damage: +25
2901	pulsating rock-hard plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2902	sizzling plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Hot Damage: +10
2903	wobbly jittery supercharged plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2904	plastic Knott Yeti of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2905	narrow plastic lemon-in-the-box of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2906	Annie Oakley's plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2907	plastic ninja snowman of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2908	olive energetic plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2909	spinning Newton's plastic G Imp	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2910	asbestos-lined plastic goth	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2911	squat scorching plastic cubist bull	0		Hot Damage: +25
2912	miser's plastic scary clown	0		Meat Drop: +10
2913	wizardly plastic smarmy pirate	0		Mysticality: +25
2914	plastic spiny skelelton of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2915	plastic Spam Witch of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2916	plastic vampire of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2917	huge mansplainer's plastic taco cat	0		Monster Level: +15
2918	tumbling plastic undead elbow macaroni of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2919	upside-down plastic warwelf of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2920	wobbly occult plastic whitesnake	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2921	spinning plastic XXX pr0n of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2922	tumbling flame-wreathed plastic zmobie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2923	blue plastic Protagonist of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2924	wobbly weightlifter's plastic Spunky Princess	0		Muscle: +15
2925	plastic topiary golem of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2926	Sherlock's plastic senile lihc	0		Item Drop: +25
2927	plastic Iiti Kitty of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2928	plastic Gnomester Blomester of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2929	ghostly Van der Graaf plastic Trouser Snake	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2930	wicked plastic Axe Wound	0		Spell Damage: +5
2931	cyan plastic Hellion of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2932	olive brainy plastic Black Knight	0		Mysticality: +5
2933	plastic pair of tweezers of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2934	upside-down razor-sharp plastic fruit golem	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2935	huge zippy plastic fluffy bunny	0		Initiative: +20
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	yellow Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	normal special Surprise Egg	3	good	Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 40
2941	unsweetened non-irradiated yellow Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 41
2942	wet ionized jittery chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 40
2943	pickled galvanized blinking yellow Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 24
2945	skewed Newton's thinker's party hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	sinister wizardly V for Vivala mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	bouncing The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	artisanal practically non-alcoholic shot of rotgut	1	EPIC	
2949	denatured oxidized wet jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 14
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	blue Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	wobbly miser's glowstick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	groovy tip jar	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2955	delicious diet green twirling yam candy	1	awesome	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	jittery rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	stale low-calorie tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1	decent	
2959	rum barrel charrrm bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2960	miniature toothsome single-serving herbal stuffing	2	awesome	
2961	decent tumbling packet of tofurkey gravy	4	good	
2962	moldy tofurkey nugget	3	crappy	
2963	blinking rigging shampoo	0		
2964	olive wobbly ball polish	0		
2965	upside-down mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	colloidal nitrogenated yellow mirror Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
2968	super-chilled quantum Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 23
2969	immense normal creamsicle	6	good	
2970	smooth weak cream stout	2	awesome	
2971	blue greedy coward's curmudgel	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	grumpy man charrrm bracelet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	dog trainer's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2976	lousy wobbly bilge wine	3	decent	
2977	purple nippy witty rapier	0		Cold Damage: +10
2978	spinning arcane researcher's supercool yohohoyo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2979	deionized red mirror fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 48
2980	narrow booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	booty chest charrrm bracelet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2982	purple cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	occult copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	wholesome arcane researcher's tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	wobbly clingfilm trousers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	veiny Sinatra's clingfilm cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	clingfilm slippers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	flavorless vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	decent	
2994	concentrated chilled twirling true grit	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 66
2995	asbestos-lined sinister smartaleck's buoybottoms	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	brainy grungy flannel shirt	0		Mysticality: +5
2997	jittery scorching fortified grungy bandana	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	hale grassy cutlass	0		Maximum HP: +20
2999	jittery Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	blinking Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pulsating narrow brainy pegleg	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
3002	coward's lamé pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	MacGyver's enormous hoop earring	0		Maximum MP: +100
3004	foul-smelling coward's costume sword	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +10
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	brainy rainbow pearl earring of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	dog trainer's veiny rainbow pearl necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	Fonzie's Samson's rainbow pearl ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	sinister Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
3010	spinning nippy cool Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10
3011	ghostly sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	bouncing simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	tumbling gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	spinning all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	acceptable corpse on the beach	4	good	
3026	strong acceptable corpsetini	5	good	
3027	aged triple-distilled corpsedriver	6	awesome	
3028	irresponsibly strong mediocre Corpse Island iced tea	8	decent	
3029	hand-crafted red-headed corpse	4	EPIC	
3030	watered-down acceptable kamicorpse-ee	2	good	
3031	hand-crafted watered-down teal corpsel	2	EPIC	
3032	tolerable watered-down wobbly skewed corpsebite	2	good	
3033	wobbly blurry chaotic pirate fledges	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	rotten bite-sized tumbling pearl onion	1	crappy	
3036	adequate immense upside-down pulsating sea biscuit	10	good	
3037	irresponsibly strong lousy bottle of rum	8	decent	
3038	hand-crafted high-proof jittery bottle of black-label rum	7	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	pulsating joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	delicious nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	delicious small blinking mirror nanite-infested candy cane	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	fancy miniature adequate nanite-infested fruitcake	2	good	Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	bad shaking nanite-infested eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	pulsating knitted eyepatch	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	upside-down padded cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3052	blinking hale breeches	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	wobbly mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	double-Vulcanized ghostly candy heart	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	adjusted anodized cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	medical-grade metallic foil cat ears	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	squat theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	mirror synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	twirling LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	red wicked cyborg doll	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	toy maglev monorail of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	skewed squat dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	narrow toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	pulsating laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	bouncing polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	gray pulsating hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	ghostly kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	therapeutic marionette collective	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	double-paned borg sock monkey	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	baleful Samson's roboduck-on-a-string	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	olive teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	flame-retardant banded biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	wobbly stiffened personal trainer's C.B.F.G.	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	wholesome biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	super-modified vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	Annie Oakley's handmade hobby horse	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	nasty ball-in-a-cup	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	set of jacks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	yummy laser-broiled pear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	medical-grade fortified polyalloy shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	skewed fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	pulsating ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	wobbly robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	upside-down rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	huge sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	blinking unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	ghostly baleful boxer's vibrating cyborg knife	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	frightening lion tamer's immense cyborg hand	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	energetic cyborg stompin' boot of the dark arts of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	skewed deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	blurry Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	spinning Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	narrow Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	wobbly Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	bouncing Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	maroon divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	jittery divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	aerosolized denatured skewed fruitfilm	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 35
3125	deionized shaking piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 30
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	maroon sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	massive rotten roasted marshmallow	7	crappy	
3130	yellow disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	flavorless tin cup of mulligan stew	3	decent	
3132	boxer's beefy flamin' bindle	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +10
3133	sharpshooter's crafty freezin' bindle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3134	lard-coated sage stinkin' bindle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3135	bindle of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100
3136	lightning-fast foul-smelling sleazy bindle	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
3137	bouncing smartaleck's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3138	Hodgman's whackin' stick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3139	forbidden Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	upside-down inspector's panhandle panhandling hat	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	cup of infinite pencils of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Damage Aura: 1
3143	huge greasy ribald Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	yellow narrow El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	squat El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	teal El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	blurry El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	ghostly sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	dry spinning warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 64
3160	quadruple-enhanced narrow humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 69
3161	ionized shaking blurry El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 15
3162	purple El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	wobbly twirling broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	concentrated dry blurry seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 55
3169	rotten huge turtle soup	8	crappy	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	green nauseating reagent	0		
3172	bouncing stylish evil paper umbrella	0		Moxie: +25
3173	warmed aerosolized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 68
3174	decent bite-sized enchanted fuchsia evil boring spaghetti	1	good	Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 5
3175	spoiled evil noodles	3	crappy	
3176	rotten super-sized evil noodles	5	crappy	
3177	normal evil painful penne pasta	4	good	
3178	fancy adequate 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 20
3179	delicious evil ravioli della hippy	3	awesome	
3180	miniature rotten blurry shaking evil noodles	2	crappy	
3181	polarized oxidized deionized evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 19
3182	frozen cold-filtered modified jittery evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 38
3183	polymerized tumbling cyan evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 65
3184	magnetized energized evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 18
3185	dry modified shaking evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 16
3186	flattened aerosolized evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 38
3187	magnetized triple-pressed evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 37
3188	delicious watered-down an evil sump'm sump'm	2	awesome	
3189	weak hand-crafted evil ducha de oro	2	super EPIC	
3190	mediocre evil horizontal tango	4	decent	
3191	acceptable weak evil roll in the hay	2	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	ghostly cool origami pasties	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	blurry avaricious manspreader's origami riding crop of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	frosty Temple Grandin's studded KoL Con IV Pole	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	purple jittery blinking dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	maroon skewed small laminated card	0		
3209	blurry laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	spinning spinning unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	ghostly dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	wobbly El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	huge glowstick of the cougar of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	jittery sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	shaking hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	shaking double-paned wizardly gatorskin umbrella	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	special practically non-alcoholic aged bottle of sewage schnapps	1	awesome	Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 20
3226	distilled smooth bottle of Ooze-O	5	awesome	
3227	snack-sized rotten C.H.U.M. chum	2	crappy	
3228	bland unfortunate dumplings	3	decent	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	triple-polarized super-flattened oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 41
3231	tattered paper crown of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	decent vanilla-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	skewed noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	spinning Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	red Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	ghostly upside-down Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	twirling Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	boxer's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	tumbling dance instructor's Ol' Scratch's ash can of doom of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	mirror yellow miser's therapeutic Frosty's silk hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	fuchsia quilted Fonzie's Frosty's carrot	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	red horrifying fortified savvy Frosty's nailbat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	Oscus's pelt of courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	upside-down green blinking up-at-dawn Da Vinci's cool Wand of Oscus	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	smelly hardened Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	Socratic Zombo's skullcap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	dog trainer's careful Zombo's shield of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	spinning sizzling sinister Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	yellow scandalous Chester's moustache of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	hardened Chester's bag of candy of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	greasy Chester's cutoffs of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	jittery gray bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	squat bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	altered handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 48
3269	adjusted chilled irradiated lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 55
3270	wet handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16
3271	scorching crotchety pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	upside-down Saccharine Maple pendant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	quilted willowy bonnet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	bouncing flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	jittery dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	purple spinning Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	mirror rosewater-soaked studded belt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	savvy stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	diet decent maroon salad	1	good	
3284	C.H.U.M. lantern of the empath of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
3285	jittery gray Sinatra's C.H.U.M. knife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3286	bouncing hale Frosty's snowball sack	0		Maximum HP: +20
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	wobbly secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	blurry olive macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	mirror unusual disco ball	0		
3297	tumbling stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	gray narrow jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	pulsating Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	Jack Frost's sealskin drum	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	dance instructor's washboard shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	huge padded spaghetti-box banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	hardy marinara jug	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	teal medical-grade makeshift castanets	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	hale left-handed melodica	0		Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	dehydrated twirling epic wad	1	EPIC	Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 15
3317	blue slick bottlecap	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
3318	wobbly grievous corncob pipe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3319	studded Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
3320	manspreader's frayed rope belt	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	lime green zippy baleful mayfly bait necklace	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	skewed Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	special perfectly mixed jar of fermented pickle juice	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 35
3326	altered voodoo snuff	1	good	
3327	stale extra-greasy slider	3	decent	
3328	careful crumpled felt fedora of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	Samson's battered top-hat of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	knitted mostly rat-hide leggings of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	supercool boxer's hobo dungarees	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	sizzling patched suit-pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	twirling hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	blurry dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	spinning Annie Oakley's thinker's dead guy's memento	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	decent half-sized banquet	2	good	
3339	shaking sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	huge very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	blinking air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	blinking mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	bad upside-down Ralph IX cognac	4	decent	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	narrow zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	polarized energized upside-down llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	normal blinking banana-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	miser's brown plastic baby	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	mirror shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	blurry upside-down tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	adequate enchanted small bouncing mole molé	2	good	Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	enchanted mediocre narrow Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	deionized activated Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	dry yellow digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	olive interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	powdered glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	mixed glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	dehydrated bouncing glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	compressed glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	compressed tumbling glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	dehydrated ghostly teal twirling glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	wobbly Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	mirror Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +50
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	blurry aromatic ruddy Ol' Scratch's manacles of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3383	Jack Frost's ruddy Newton's Chester's sunglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3384	MacGyver's supercool Chester's muscle shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100
3385	zippy executive Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3386	baleful Zombo's shoulder blade of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3387	squat Zombo's skull ring of incineration of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3388	huge skewed Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	gravedigger's toasty Frosty's arm	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
3390	knitted ruddy fortified Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Annie Oakley's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	brainy Oscus's flypaper pants of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	auspicious flame-wreathed Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	grievous Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	red upside-down therapeutic forbidden Hodgman's bow tie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3398	artisanal Hodgman's blanket	4	EPIC	
3399	tolerable practically non-alcoholic jar of squeeze	1	good	
3400	snack-sized decent bowl of fishysoisse	2	good	
3401	triple-dry blue deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 25
3402	diffused polarized super-magnetized ghostly yellow concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 35
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	blinking upside-down asbestos-lined flame-retardant deadly deck of lewd playing cards	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: 6
3405	manspreader's Hodgman's sock	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
3406	Van der Graaf Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3407	blinking friendly Hodgman's almanac	0		Familiar Weight: +3
3408	Sherlock's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Item Drop: +25
3409	Hodgman's garbage sticker of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
3410	spinning Hodgman's detector of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3411	baleful Hodgman's cane	0		Spell Damage: +25
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	teal Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	gray Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	fuchsia Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	blurry hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	huge box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	adjusted spinning sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 58
3423	boiled yellow frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 68
3424	aerosolized oxidized diffused yellow fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 48
3425	colloidal wet garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 15
3426	dry chilled improved squat strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 59
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	quantum chilled enhanced pulsating Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 22
3430	blinking bindle of joy	0		
3431	narrow cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	yellow cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	ghostly gray bouncing greasy careful stirring stick	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3436	inspector's supercharged rock-hard Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15
3437	rosewater-soaked aromatic healthy Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: 4
3438	gravedigger's hardy Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	modified blurry prismatic wad	1	awesome	Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	twirling ribald club of the five seasons	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	boxer's rainbow crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	cyan kitten	0		
3444	webbed comic mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	upside-down Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	skewed blue groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	careful supercharged six-rainbow shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	skewed rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	upside-down cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	yellow trusty torch of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	Junior Adventurer's merit badge of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3458	magnetized liquefied STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 20
3459	artisanal watered-down white-label gin	2	EPIC	
3460	flavorless upside-down tin rations	3	decent	
3461	fuchsia haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	weak mediocre bottle of sake	2	decent	
3464	Oprah's round pebble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3465	toothsome tumbling Bash-Ōs cereal	3	awesome	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	frosty supercharged haiku katana of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	huge groovy plastic baby	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	enchanted rotten narrow wobbly blueberry-frosted king cake	4	crappy	Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	upside-down Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked occult Seasonal Beret	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	aerosolized pressed cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 34
3475	polymerized energized blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 36
3476	tarnished ghostly plum lozenge	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 23
3477	energized skewed pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 46
3478	dry pulsating peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 39
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	gray uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	bouncing purple psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	concentrated energized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 54
3486	wobbly dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	blurry pristine fish scale	0		
3489	yummy super-sized shaking beefy fish meat	5	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	small adequate glistening fish meat	2	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	rotten slick fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	narrow fish scimitar of the empath of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100
3493	wobbly Oprah's fish stick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3494	horrifying fish bazooka of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
3495	vacuum-sealed sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 36
3496	boiled tarnished pickled bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 33
3497	lousy weak bottle of Pete's Sake	2	decent	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	tumbling beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	normal yellow canapés	4	good	
3502	dried thermos of brew	1	good	Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	perfectly mixed blinking squat glass of brandy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	beefy LWA ring	0		Muscle: +10
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	ghostly Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	maroon electrified scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	skewed scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	spinning twirling scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	ruddy ganger bandana of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	spinning pulsating eel skin	0		
3517	padded eelskin hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	foul-smelling eelskin pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	skewed eelskin shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	lime green greedy deadly shark tooth necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
3522	narrow stanky clever shark jumper	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3523	cold-filtered dry shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 69
3524	triple-ionized ionized tarnished eel battery	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 23
3525	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered purple temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 35
3526	spinning wobbly scratch 'n' sniff crossbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	spinning mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	shaking mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	spinning ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	shaking plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	huge plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	twirling narrow dog trainer's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	Sinatra's depleted Grimacite gravy boat of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of Leguizamo of horror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	hardened wizardly depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	upside-down resourceful steel-toed depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	stanky stiffened depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	crafty therapeutic depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	ghostly Oprah's KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	propeller beanie of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	wool smelly sharpshooter's straw hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	beefcake's octopus's spade of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	adequate tumbling sea carrot	3	good	
3556	fancy stale sea cucumber	4	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 15
3557	bland blue sea avocado	3	decent	
3558	rotten sea lychee	3	crappy	
3559	adequate blinking sea tangelo	4	good	
3560	normal miniature sea honeydew	2	good	
3561	wet pulsating pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 13
3562	flattened pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 36
3563	denatured cold-filtered pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 37
3564	artisanal ghostly berry-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3565	fancy distilled lousy purple citrus-infused sake	5	decent	Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 15
3566	aged melon-infused sake	4	awesome	
3567	wobbly slab of sponge	0		
3568	fuchsia perfumed Newton's sponge helmet of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	twirling sizzling medical-grade grievous spongy shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3570	shaking Sherlock's chaotic banded square sponge pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	jittery slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	decent snack-sized rice	2	good	
3584	toothsome snack-sized irradiated candy cane	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	adequate jittery gingerbread mutant bugbear	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	perfectly mixed tumbling oozenog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	boiled green sugar plum	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	irradiated vacuum-sealed blue sugar banana	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	quadruple-diffused anodized mirror sugar lime	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	irradiated ionized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	jittery manspreader's experienced Mer-kin hookspear	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Drops Meat
3592	spinning Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	red Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	quadruple-deionized liquefied lime green Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 32
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	upside-down imitation crab meat	0		
3598	blue imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	healthy weightlifter's moist sailor's cap of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	Oprah's strapping speargun	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3601	supercool compass	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	spinning rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	tumbling gravedigger's chaotic Van der Graaf diving helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	upside-down greedy frosty Jim Carey's aerated diving helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	tumbling live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	aerosolized huge sea grease	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	jittery battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	blurry twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	gray rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	electrified unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	twirling The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	shaking wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	teal pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	squat gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	squat chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	parasitic claw of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	greedy parasitic tentacles	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	brainy parasitic headgnawer	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	stylish parasitic strangleworm	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	upside-down burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	aerosolized Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	ghostly fortified weightlifter's elven socks	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	blurry curative Herculean elven gloves	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	bouncing double-paned smooth festive holiday hat	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	censurious padded patent shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	mirror lime green wizardly strapping gray bow tie	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	deadly educational penguin thesaurus	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	bland gigantic ghostly blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	upside-down jamfish jam	0		
3642	red dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	green pufferfish spine	0		
3644	jittery nasty depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	aged weak upside-down canteen of wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	normal diet narrow elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	purple magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	skewed map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	normal thick twirling toast with jam	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	mediocre watered-down elven moonshine	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	bland pulsating blue knuckle sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	lightning-fast toasty psycho sweater	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	experienced plastic Mob Penguin	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	shaking therapeutic plastic mutant elf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	plastic fat stack of cash of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	flame-retardant plastic strand of DNA	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	huge careful plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	shaking careful Putty mitre	0		Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	scorching toasty Putty leotard	0		Hot Damage: 30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	upside-down nasty Putty ball	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	electrified Putty snake of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	lime green Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	strapping glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	rosy-cheeked glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	flavorless bite-sized can of franks 'n' beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	hand-crafted bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	pulsating Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	twirling Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	diving muff of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3678	smooth watered-down salinated mint julep	2	awesome	
3679	fuchsia ink bladder	0		
3680	blinking esca	0		
3681	purple skewed bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	pulsating globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	delicious jumbo olive tempura carrot	5	awesome	
3685	adequate bite-sized blinking tempura cucumber	1	good	
3686	thick spoiled tempura avocado	5	crappy	
3687	normal half-sized fancy spinning sea broccoli	2	good	Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 25
3688	toothsome small sea cauliflower	2	awesome	
3689	stale tempura broccoli	4	decent	
3690	delicious big tempura cauliflower	5	awesome	
3691	bland sea blueberry	3	decent	
3692	spoiled sea persimmon	3	crappy	
3693	ionized pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 16
3694	corrupted magnetized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 67
3695	Sinatra's Mer-kin digpick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	tumbling high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	red velcro ore	0		
3699	blurry gray teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	ghostly valve wheel	0		
3704	red waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	spinning scorching strapping velcro broadsword of the empath	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25
3706	squat hale rosy-cheeked velcro paddle ball of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
3707	reassuring dangerous Socratic velcro shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
3708	rosewater-soaked experienced velcro boots of the dark arts	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3709	smartaleck's thinker's non-stick pugil stick	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +30
3710	upside-down purple horrifying stiffened studded teflon spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25
3711	blurry nasty electrified resourceful teflon shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3712	wobbly asbestos-lined teflon swim fins of James Dean of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3713	scandalous studded 7-inch discus	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5
3714	shaking nippy Jim Carey's beefy PVC staff	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10
3715	mirror Sherlock's aromatic curative vinyl shield	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3716	auspicious ribald scorching vinyl boots	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	olive decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	skewed tarnished ring	0		
3723	wobbly tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	bouncing hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	wobbly narrow nippy glass gnoll eye	0		Cold Damage: +10
3732	irradiated quantum spinning cigar butt	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 18
3733	stiffened boxer's manly bloomers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	narrow grievous deadly handwarmer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3737	lighter of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3738	big rotten gray packet of beer nuts	5	crappy	
3739	ghostly Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	irradiated alkaline jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 26
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	mirror software glitch	0		
3745	teal fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	altered Vulcanized magnetized concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 15
3750	Jack Frost's vampire pearl earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3751	adequate chocolate chip brownies	3	good	
3753	squat Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	aerosolized aerosolized blue love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	irradiated love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	liquefied altered gray skewed love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	diffused blurry love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	flattened love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	unsweetened love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	tarnished upside-down breath mint	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 30
3761	chilly vampire pearl ring	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
3762	stiffened vampire pearl necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
3763	mediocre enchanted slug of vodka	3	decent	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 40
3764	tolerable watered-down slug of rum	2	good	
3765	artisanal weak slug of shochu	2	EPIC	
3766	mediocre screwdiver	4	decent	
3767	bad practically non-alcoholic dew yoana lei	1	decent	
3768	lousy lychee chuhai	3	decent	
3769	aged salacious screwdiver	4	awesome	
3770	drinkable dew yoana salacious lei	3	good	
3771	artisanal practically non-alcoholic ghostly spinning salacious lychee chuhai	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3772	spirit-forward smooth Alewife&trade; Ale	5	awesome	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	skewed map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	blurry MacGyver's curative pink pinkslip slip	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	healthy sea salt scrubs of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
3778	hardy studded smartaleck's amber aviator shades	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
3779	liquefied aerosolized hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 54
3780	avaricious deadly nurse's hat of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	distilled upside-down pulsating bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	modified skewed bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	shaking paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	green vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wobbly wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	tumbling aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	reassuring scandalous mansplainer's Mer-kin roundshield	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
3804	jittery reassuring Jeselnik's Mer-kin breastplate	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
3805	ghostly huge quilted brawny Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	moist Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 18
3808	blinking Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	ghostly Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	decent half-sized chocolate-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	chilly plastic baby	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	bite-sized adequate sea radish	1	good	
3818	blinking resourceful weightlifter's halibut of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	spinning water-polo mitt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3821	liquefied syringe	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 43
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	dry wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 46
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	blurry Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	yellow Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	decent tempura radish	3	good	
3830	tumbling hale water-polo cap	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	mediocre spirit-forward Typical Tavern swill	5	decent	
3832	bad weak tropical swill	2	decent	
3833	high-proof perfectly mixed fruity girl swill	6	EPIC	
3834	acceptable blended swill	3	good	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	upside-down narrow skewed rosewater-soaked dangerous brawny Elvish sunglasses of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	anniversary safety glass vest of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3838	chaotic anniversary burlap belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3839	blurry vibrating anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	weightlifter's anniversary pewter cape	0		Muscle: +15
3842	spinning knitted out-of-tune biwa	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3843	blurry dented harmonica of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3844	upside-down medical-grade beefy magic whistle	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3845	blurry wobbly family-friendly plastic blowgun	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3846	mansplainer's dance instructor's stylish jungle drum	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +15
3847	mirror supercharged hippy bongo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3848	dance instructor's knob bugle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3849	narrow lime green Jim Carey's shellacked 4-dimensional guitar	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25
3850	up-at-dawn boxing glove	0		Adventures: +5
3851	squat asbestos-lined clever Newton's boxing glove on a spring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
3852	narrow cyan sharpshooter's Herculean half-sized guitar	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3853	bass drum of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3854	shellacked pixel boomerang	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3855	Jack Frost's extremely unsafe slick world's smallest violin	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3856	dance instructor's ocarina of space of Gandalf of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
3857	Usain Bolt's a butt tuba	0		Initiative: +80
3858	wobbly supercool bone flute	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3859	huge gray huge infernal fife of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
3860	cyan auspicious charming flute	0		Item Drop: +10
3861	narrow leaf of grass	0		
3862	friendly hardened grass whistle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3
3863	twirling lion tamer's Tesla plastic guitar	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3864	yellow finger cymbals of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3865	asbestos-lined ruddy kettle drum	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5
3866	shaking Fonzie's Rosewater's double-barreled sling	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1
3867	spinning baleful magilaser blastercannon of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3868	Lo Pan's Oprah's hanky&#363;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	blinking blurry healthy ultimate ultimate frisbee of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	office-supply crossbow of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Booze Drop: +100
3872	energetic pocket theremin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
3873	blinking maroon inspector's wool rave whistle	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	jittery hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	blurry hellseal disguise	0		
3881	educational fouet de tortue-dressage of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	ionized diffused vial of slime	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 38
3886	diffused activated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 45
3887	aerosolized galvanized purple vial of slime	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 64
3888	pressed denatured blurry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 21
3889	dry quadruple-wet vial of slime	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 53
3890	vacuum-sealed activated green vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 59
3891	pressed electrified bouncing vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 26
3892	liquefied vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 65
3893	deionized vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
3894	nitrogenated wet upside-down vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 64
3895	nitrogenated vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 35
3896	wet ionized gray vial of slime	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 27
3897	anodized quantum pulsating vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 20
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	jittery figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	red figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	maroon mirror figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	fuchsia pulsating figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	squat figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	cyan figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	bad blended swill with a fly in it	3	decent	
3914	twirling blurry turtle wax	0		
3915	turtle wax shield of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3916	turtle wax helmet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	purple Newton's turtle wax greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	meat shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3919	narrow turtlemail bits	0		
3920	deadly stylish turtlemail coif	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	greedy shellacked turtlemail breeches	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	bouncing turtlemail hauberk of terror of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
3923	jittery hedgeturtle	0		
3924	dog trainer's Oprah's spiky turtle helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	bouncing tumbling lard-coated spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	huge jittery Temple Grandin's spiky turtle shield of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +25
3927	bouncing turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	modified improved squat huge tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 57
3931	hardy severed flipper of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	gray ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	bouncing Samson's smartaleck's bad-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	wobbly cyan sealbone	0		
3935	tarnished energized upside-down blue hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30
3936	colloidal pickled scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 27
3937	non-ionized moist fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 26
3938	Jim Carey's club of corruption	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	asbestos-lined corrupt club of corruption	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	blinking teal stiffened corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	fuchsia Jack Frost's Van der Graaf evil-ass club of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	healthy razor-sharp smartaleck's nasty-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	flame-retardant deadly infernal toilet brush	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	veiny shadowy seal eye of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	oyster egg balloon of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
3946	red Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	twirling key	0		
3951	purple Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	mirror gray monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	blinking teddy butler	0		
3955	skewed martini	0		
3956	ghostly purple crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	olive tin of caviar	0		
3958	aromatic bejeweled cufflinks	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3959	stanky garish pinky ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3960	upside-down designer sunglasses of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3961	forbidden opera glasses of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	narrow cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	quantum quadruple-corrupted cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 31
3966	huge padded baleful hot-ass club of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	supercool frigid-ass club of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	chilly creepy-ass club of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	double-moist sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 57
3970	family-friendly healthy Abyssal ember	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	triple-irradiated warmed frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 11
3972	seal spine of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	irradiated super-adjusted blurry seal lube	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 16
3974	Fonzie's beefcake's mannequin leg	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	tumbling arcane researcher's padded tortoise of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3976	smartaleck's tortoboggan of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
3977	green painted turtle	0		
3978	energetic painted shield of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50
3979	mirror shaking sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	twirling shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	shellacked torquoise ring of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	dueling banjo of the brazier of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
3985	blinking soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	Jack Frost's razor-sharp samurai turtle helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	red turtle shell	0		
3989	lime green turtle shell powder	0		
3990	lime green Lo Pan's turtle shell helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	jittery slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	shaking dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	blinking infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	distilled agua de vida	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	mirror jittery horrifying extremely unsafe tortoboggan shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	asbestos-lined soup-chucks	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4005	dry ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 59
4006	upside-down memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	jittery memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	pulsating memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	mirror memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	blue memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	spinning squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	greaves of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	inspector's steel-toed piece of rebar	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +15
4021	mansplainer's Oprah's shovel of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +7
4022	wobbly wool groovy weightlifter's necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
4023	fuchsia double-paned lard-coated wholesome speargun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
4024	huge extremely unsafe compass of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20
4025	executive Tesla helmet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	blinking green hale arcane researcher's supercool lantern	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20
4027	squat curative ruddy greaves of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	gravedigger's cool club of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
4029	blinking memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	ghostly memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	spoiled snack-sized slimy sweetbreads	2	crappy	
4038	acceptable watered-down slimy fermented bile bladder	2	good	
4039	diluted slimy alveolus	1		
4040	jittery memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	banded beefcake's pig-iron helm	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	ghostly lard-coated pig-iron shinguards of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	narrow blurry Van der Graaf pig-iron bracers of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	cyan wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	wobbly brainy wumpus-hair whip	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	greedy boxer's wumpus-hair wig of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	pulsating greedy knitted Jack Frost's wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	ribald vibrating wumpus-hair sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	squat experienced ring of teleportation	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
4052	wobbly glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	weak enchanted tolerable red White Hyborian	2	good	Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	smartaleck's goblin hunting spear	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	coward's goblin autoblowgun of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	upside-down deadly tribal beads	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	hardy rosy-cheeked stone fist	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	stone head of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	olive Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	narrow ghostly Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	maroon 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	teal blinking Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	blinking essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	jittery essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	bouncing essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	blinking Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	blinking multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	extremely unsafe villainous scythe of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	bouncing tumbling asbestos-lined baneful bandolier of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	jittery sinister Socratic diabolical crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	squat malevolent medallion of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	shaking medical-grade Rosewater's corrosive cowl	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	wholesome stylish grisly shield	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	gray frightening corroded breeches of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	teal Fonzie's wizardly pernicious cudgel	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	normal snack-sized upside-down cupcake-in-a-cup	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	lime green upside-down pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	snack-sized stale protein paste	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	MacGyver's steel-toed cyber-mattock	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	non-denatured magnetized pressed red spinning neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	boiled diffused maroon physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	skewed slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	squat teal medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	sinister peawee marble	0		Spell Damage: +10
4096	ghostly brown crock marble of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4097	China marble of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4098	mirror Sinatra's lemonade marble	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
4099	squat executive bumblebee marble	0		Meat Drop: +40
4100	Jim Carey's jet bennie marble	0		Monster Level: +25
4101	mirror Sherlock's dangerous beige clambroth marble	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
4102	pulsating grievous steely marble	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4103	censurious cool beach ball marble of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
4104	upside-down Temple Grandin's catseye marble	0		Familiar Weight: +7
4105	bumboozer marble of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4106	twirling chamoisole of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
4107	super-concentrated magnetized bitter pill	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 46
4108	bouncing lime green inspector's monstrous monocle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	razor-sharp musty moccasins of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	Jim Carey's molten medallion of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	lard-coated careful brazen bracelet	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	miser's flame-wreathed bitter bowtie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	greedy bewitching boots	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	blinking moist sack	0		
4116	squat energetic forbidden rickety unicycle of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4117	prompt miser's crusty hula hoop of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4118	educational beefcake's Coily&trade; of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: 4
4119	greasy Herculean school flying disc of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4120	flame-wreathed dangerous lawn dart of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4121	Jeselnik's Lo Pan's wagon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	teal coward's medical-grade crown-shaped beanie of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	teal skewed flame-retardant weightlifter's hopping socks of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4125	Van der Graaf grievous poodle skirt of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	auspicious censurious Herculean letterman's jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
4127	foul-smelling hardened slime hat of incineration of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	rosewater-soaked Tesla padded hardened slime pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	yellow up-at-dawn Lo Pan's hale hardened slime belt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	altered upside-down bouncing boot plant	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	practically non-alcoholic mediocre upside-down sham champagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	frozen double-flattened corrupted blinking shaking tempura air	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 29
4134	warmed pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 62
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	hardy grievous Fonzie's Bag o' Tricks of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	mirror slime stack	0		
4138	bouncing a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	narrow a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	cyan a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	blue a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	rock-hard funny paper hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	vacuum-sealed pickled energized sand	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 38
4147	narrow medical-grade charged magnet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	triple-warmed dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	pressed purple Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 13
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	cyan huge wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	skewed pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	teal rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	bouncing rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	distilled acceptable enchanted pebblebr&auml;u	5	good	Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	low-calorie spoiled rocky road ice cream	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	modified children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 23
4164	diffused activated warmed ghostly Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 11
4165	pulsating Da Vinci's Staff of the Soupbone of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5
4166	ribald Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	upside-down maroon ruddy Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	skewed lightning-fast Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
4169	ghostly 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	tumbling crystallized memory	0		
4172	stylish rock helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	Rosewater's rock pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	mansplainer's rock necklace	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	clever sugar shotgun	0		Maximum MP: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	smooth sugar shillelagh	0		Moxie: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	maroon sugar shank of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	toasty Oprah's quilted sugar chapeau	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	stylish sugar shorts	0		Moxie: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	lime green sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	supercharged slime convention pin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4188	cyan slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	shaking inverse geode	0		
4190	narrow twirling control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	spinning horrifying sugar shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	wobbly sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	rave visor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	baggy rave pants of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	squat sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	twirling sea lasso	0		
4199	squat thinker's sea cowboy hat of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: 30, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	purple urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	executive Sinatra's brand new key	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +40
4207	upside-down Temple Grandin's dorsal fin	0		Familiar Weight: +7
4208	olive tumbling skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	olive roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mirror mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	frightening Tesla skate blade	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	purple collapsible baton of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15
4216	twirling groupie lipstick	0		
4217	blurry groupie bra	0		
4218	electrified flattened liquefied groupie spangles	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 44
4219	stiffened skate board of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Candy Drop: +100
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	yield shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squat squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	ghostly unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	teal roller skate doll	0		
4226	Star of Bravery of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	upside-down bouncing perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	narrow hacienda key	0		
4234	steel-toed pat&eacute; knife	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4235	fuchsia tumbling salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	cheese-slicer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
4238	small yummy beef jerky	2	awesome	
4239	upside-down pipe wrench of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4240	magnetized squat blue gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 60
4241	blinking narrow supercool sleep mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	upside-down cyan educational sock garters	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
4243	galvanized extra-electrified blue mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 38
4244	prompt leather-bound tome	0		Adventures: +3
4245	skewed bookmark	0		
4246	slick ivory cue ball	0		Moxie: +10
4247	enchanted acceptable decanter of fine Scotch	3	good	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 20
4248	vaporized expensive cigar	1		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 20
4249	spinning tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	skewed fisherman's sack	0		
4251	teal fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	electrified vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 43
4253	wet maroon potion of speed	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 33
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	dry nitrogenated skewed sap	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	yummy chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	mediocre narrow mulled cider	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	green pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	narrow narrow Da Vinci's bark boxers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	lion tamer's bark beret	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	sharpshooter's bark bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
4267	red Lo Pan's sage Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	gray twirling prompt medical-grade Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	toasty razor-sharp Angelhair Culottes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	shellacked Newman's Own Trousers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	fireproof Rosewater's Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	avaricious Lederhosen of the Night of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	Vulcanized galvanized cyan ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	up-at-dawn horrifying Tesla Underworld truncheon	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	boxer's Staff of the Woodfire of the pedagogue of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	huge crafty Underworld flail of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	manspreader's steel-toed Mer-kin bunwig	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	inspector's lion tamer's crappy Mer-kin mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	steel-toed fortified crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	stanky Temple Grandin's Tesla Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	shaking ghostly strapping Mer-kin scholar mask of James Dean of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	studded sinister Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	narrow grievous thinker's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	skewed sizzling quilted Mer-kin headguard of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	wobbly Mer-kin waistrope of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4290	ruddy wicked Mer-kin facecowl of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
4291	bouncing asbestos-lined Mer-kin thighguard	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4292	curative Rosewater's Mer-kin dodgeball of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	spinning pulsating asbestos-lined smelly Mer-kin dragnet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	mirror aromatic Jeselnik's forbidden Mer-kin switchblade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	olive depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	Jack Frost's coward's Ass-Stompers of Violence of bravery	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	maroon Jack Frost's therapeutic Samson's Brand of Violence	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	bouncing blinking resourceful supercharged sinister Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
4300	deadly Herculean Lens of Violence of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	lime green inspector's foul-smelling stiffened Pigsticker of Violence	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
4302	ribald stylish Jodhpurs of Violence of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	yellow smartaleck's smooth Cold Stone of Hatred of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	aromatic stanky supercharged Girdle of Hatred	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	Sherlock's friendly Staff of Simmering Hatred of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50
4306	prompt fireproof Pantaloons of Hatred of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	jittery Sherlock's ribald Herculean Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4308	sizzling manspreader's hale Lens of Hatred	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	fuchsia aromatic ruddy beefy Treads of Loathing	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	avaricious Da Vinci's Scepter of Loathing of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Cloathing
4311	blinking fireproof greasy Belt of Loathing of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	avaricious Tesla studded Goggles of Loathing	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	Rosewater's Stick-Knife of Loathing of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25, Cloathing
4314	Van der Graaf arcane researcher's Jeans of Loathing of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	huge arcane researcher's Annual Ascot	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4316	shaking Samson's slick strapping Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	flame-wreathed Fonzie's Newton's Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	jittery double-paned ruddy Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	blinking prompt perfumed personal trainer's Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	cyan personal trainer's educational Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	baleful personal trainer's Samson's brawny The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	ribald shellacked Claw of the Infernal Seal of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	red nasty rock-hard Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	spinning weightlifter's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	dangerous Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	scorching smooth Bling of the New Wave of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	horrifying La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the businessman of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	green suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	blurry bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	spoiled half-sized maroon candy kneecapping stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	low-calorie toothsome licorice garrote	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	Lo Pan's candy knuckles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	spoiled snack-sized jawbruiser	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	corrupted magnetized tumbling chocolate car	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	maroon plastic 11 Dealer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	tumbling razor-sharp plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	double-paned plastic Don Crimbo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	sage plastic Crimbomination	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	warmed blinking Piddles	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	wet squat BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	non-pressed pulsating Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	blurry gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	pulsating groovy snow hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	Newton's snow pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	therapeutic snow belly	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	twirling Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	spinning red A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	spinning A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	gigantic normal expired can of franks 'n' beans	10	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	bad boozy expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	lime green elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	quadruple-quantum twirling elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	snack-sized moldy penguin focaccia bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	lousy herringcello	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	drinkable twirling elven cellocello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	olive wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	skewed bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	purple handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	squat elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	pulsating spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	jittery Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	tumbling therapeutic throwing wrench	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	MacGyver's pair of bolt cutters	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	supercool poison pen	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	ghostly mirror hardened speed limit shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	tumbling greasy ribald live wire	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	scorching stylish misfit dolly	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	blurry ruddy hardened misfit hobby horse	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	aromatic grievous misfit teddy bear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	narrow stanky pocketwatch on a chain of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	lion tamer's cement sandals of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	supercool beefy night-vision goggles	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	wizardly peanut brittle shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	gray huge personal trainer's Red Rover BB gun of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	red-and-green sweater of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	polarized quadruple-alkaline pulsating Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	boiled Vulcanized squat cyan Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	aerosolized polarized Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	lime green Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	blurry crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	wholesome cheese sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	boxer's cheese diaper	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	fireproof cheese wheel	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	knitted cheese eye	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	executive Staff of Queso Escusado of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	pulsating foreign box	0		
4406	bouncing The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	narrow A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	big flavorless quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	irresponsibly strong lousy Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	upside-down colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	blue stiffened sealhide hood	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	bouncing auspicious sealhide leggings	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	friendly sealhide cloak	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4418	sizzling sealhide buckler	0		Hot Damage: +10
4419	wobbly tumbling grievous sealhide whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4420	sinister sealhide moccasins	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4421	nasty sealhide gloves	0		Stench Damage: +5
4422	squat brainy sealhide belt	0		Mysticality: +5
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	upside-down puzzling trophy	0		
4425	diffused sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 14
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	bouncing glowstick on a string of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
4429	upside-down candy necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	tumbling veiny teddybear backpack	0		Maximum HP: +10, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	diffused unsweetened invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	vacuum-sealed alkaline irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	altered narrow irritability potion	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	maroon cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	gray hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	tumbling nippy guard turtle shell	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	fuchsia clever crowbar	0		Maximum MP: +20
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4443	spaghetti cult mask of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	spangly mariachi pants	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	mirror spangly mariachi vest of extreme caution of doom	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4447	resourceful spangly sombrero	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	modified huge wobbly Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	jittery painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	huge map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	bouncing dangerous pointy hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	bouncing blinking cyan machetito of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	resourceful lawnmower blade	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	mirror grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	Newton's The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	bouncing snowball	0		
4457	fuchsia snailmail bits	0		
4458	beefcake's snailmail coif of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	Tesla hale snailmail breeches	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	shaking careful energetic snailmail hauberk	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10
4461	unsweetened wet seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 37
4462	pressed colloidal chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 37
4463	adjusted chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 26
4464	irradiated wobbly chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 14
4465	warmed frozen anodized shaking chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 27
4466	dry magnetized chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 47
4467	colloidal pulsating chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 48
4468	huge Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	jittery wobbly BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	frosty BRICKO hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	family-friendly BRICKO pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	smartaleck's BRICKO sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	fuchsia BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	tumbling shaking BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	fuchsia BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	pulsating BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	yellow BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	skewed skewed BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	pulsating BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	mirror narrow BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	huge shaking huge BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	huge BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	resourceful BRICKO bulwark	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	lime green gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	fuchsia gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	huge BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	narrow BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	green extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	moist recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 40
4498	adjusted spinning recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 29
4499	extra-quantum super-flattened skewed recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 69
4500	aerosolized ghostly bouncing recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 22
4501	non-corrupted concentrated triple-cold-filtered blue recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 28
4502	quantum recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 36
4503	diffused electrified quadruple-quantum olive recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	purple lard-coated dance instructor's heart of the volcano	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4505	chilled flattened moist Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 17
4506	tumbling puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	shaking huge Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	double-oxidized yellow &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	flavorless thick walrus ice cream	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	delicious tiny beautiful soup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	mirror eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	red Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	toothsome Humpty Dumplings	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	gigantic tasty Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	8	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	acceptable practically non-alcoholic missing wine	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	big normal matter custard	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	non-electrified comfit?	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	educational flamingo mallet of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	banded eye of the Tiger-lily of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	jittery Temple Grandin's grievous wig	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	bite-sized flavorless donut	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	moldy big bucket of honey	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	ghostly shellacked Sinatra's elephant stinger	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	low-calorie bland dragon snaps	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	blurry mirror Jeselnik's snapdragon pistil of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	yummy rook cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	normal diet spinning bishop cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	fancy moldy teal knight cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	toothsome huge king cookie	6	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	stale massive queen cookie	9	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	spinning fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	pulsating insane tophat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	healthy sage helm of the knight	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	ribald wristwatch of the knight of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	pulsating Annie Oakley's trousers of the knight of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	Jim Carey's tophat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	boxer's tie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
4543	narrow purple Annie Oakley's tuxedo pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	lime green porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	upside-down pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	shaking tumbling green bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	tumbling carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	bouncing dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	thinker's detour shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	blurry record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	mirror can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	tumbling hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	extra-dry bad world's most unappetizing beverage	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	Rosewater's slippery when wet shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	spoiled raisin	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	twirling fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	gravedigger's personal trainer's flyest of shirts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	immense adequate a dance upon the palate	6	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	rotten prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	big rotten squirmy violent party snack	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	jittery chilly can-you-dig-it?	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	spinning panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	shaking bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	squat bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	bouncing meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	non-colloidal blinking Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	wobbly Van der Graaf school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	teal electrified Herculean T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	blinking glob of skin	0		
4584	stale six wedges of goat cheese	3	decent	
4585	squat red collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	pulsating brown pixel	0		
4589	mirror mirror horrifying pixel whip	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4590	cyan thinker's pixel chain whip	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	groovy pixel morning star	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	green pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pulsating pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	jittery pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	purple skewed map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	perfectly mixed blurry plastic cup of beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	gray orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	miser's Fonzie's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	tasty fancy sun-dried tofu	4	awesome	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	practically non-alcoholic mediocre tumbling soyburger juice	1	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	bouncing respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	shaking essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	ionized tarnished essential soy	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	boiled essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	fuchsia souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	pulsating map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	squat wholesome Crown of Thrones	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	fancy lousy extra-dry bouncing Cinco Mayo Lager	5	decent	Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	jittery Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	twirling Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	ionized ghostly chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	adequate pawn cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	boiled purple squat coffee pixie stick	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	purple superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	ghostly finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	lime green parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	veiny plastic spider ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	cool plastic kazoo	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	skewed groovy inflatable baseball bat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	dog trainer's shellacked googly-star hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	squat blinking red grievous googly-ball hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	shaking aromatic foul-smelling googly-heart hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	sharpshooter's Van der Graaf super-sweet boom box	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	squat auspicious baleful sinister demon mask of terror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	maroon rosewater-soaked fireproof streetfighting champion's belt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	tumbling prompt hardy Space Trip safety headphones of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	shaking blue banded LARP carp	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4641	huge KoL Con Six Pack of the empath of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20
4642	jittery Gregarious Gregorian Smock of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4643	rxr shield of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	Jeselnik's quilted Juju Mojo Mask of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	pulsating electrified space trooper helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	baleful Meteoid ice beam of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	skewed occult stylish Dungeon Fist gauntlet of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	cyan Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	purple ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	mirror family-friendly healthy ironic knit cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	blurry wobbly ironic battle spoon of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4655	pulsating ironic jogging shorts of the cougar of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	knitted mole skin notebook	0		Cold Resistance: +3
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	blackberry galoshes of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4660	knitted healthy trout fang	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	delicious skewed spinning poisonous caviar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	ionized modified wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	wobbly Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	wobbly auspicious Ellsbury's skull of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	wobbly groovy hot plate	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	Da Vinci's wizardly imp unity ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5
4667	rosy-cheeked Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
4668	spinning curative observational glasses	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4669	hilarious comedy prop of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	bad watered-down booze-soaked cherry	2	decent	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	stale marshmallow	3	decent	
4674	spoiled small enchanted sponge cake	2	crappy	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 25
4675	fortified delicious gin-soaked blotter paper	5	awesome	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	maroon unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	teal mirror volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	Sinatra's pottery shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	pulsating rock-hard smartaleck's pottery hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	gray lard-coated banded pottery training pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	supercharged pottery club	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	dangerous pottery yo-yo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	red pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	pulsating red blurry fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	shaking fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	olive fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	Annie Oakley's curative rock-hard Greatest American Pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	medical-grade fossilized necklace	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	wobbly waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	narrow archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	teal Herculean red-hot medallion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	wobbly fuchsia fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	narrow E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	pulsating hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	blurry immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	ghostly GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	yellow popsicle stick	0		
4714	immense flavorless ghostly huge lemon popsicle	9	decent	
4715	miniature flavorless wobbly popsicle	2	decent	
4716	decent gigantic strawberry popsicle	10	good	
4717	massive bland spinning liver popsicle	6	decent	
4718	twirling sharpshooter's mariachi hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	jittery foul-smelling Hollandaise helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	olive organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	huge huge microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	small fancy flavorless liver and let pie	2	decent	Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	miniature normal badass pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	tasty small shoo-fish pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	low-calorie flavorless piping organ pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	normal miniature igloo pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	thick flavorless blurry stomach turnover	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	moldy dead lights pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	jumbo bland bouncing throbbing organ pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	wobbly Annie Oakley's stop shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	upside-down sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	wobbly blue kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	tumbling rock-hard beer-soaked mop	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4738	aged day-old beer	4	awesome	
4739	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic plain beer	1	EPIC	
4740	high-proof bad fancy spinning overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	9	decent	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 40
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	spinning narrow rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	jittery bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	quadruple-adjusted PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 54
4745	diffused upside-down mirror Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 41
4746	ionized Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
4747	huge spoiled bone meal	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	practically non-alcoholic acceptable bone aperitif	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	bonerang of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	frosty bone and arrows	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	aromatic boning knife	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	gray bone crusher of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	lime green Tesla bone spurs	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	dangerous bonedanna of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	upside-down pulsating Herculean boneana hammock of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	blurry Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	oxidized tarnished candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	blinking blue Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	rotten pumpkin pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	hand-crafted squat pumpkin beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	moist pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	frightening shin gourds of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	skewed blinking extremely unsafe smartaleck's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	upside-down Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	squat Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	cyan Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	maroon Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	low-calorie flavorless CRIMBCOIDS mints	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	twirling can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	normal CRIMBCOLOAF	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	diet spoiled special olive circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	bouncing Jim Carey's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	Usain Bolt's plastic fax machine	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	red plastic hobo elf of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	sage plastic Mr. Mination	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	aromatic plastic Best Game Ever	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	twirling S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	gray robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	olive upside-down robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	skewed bouncing robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	olive robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	wobbly robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	decent bite-sized triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	flavorless half-sized square CRIMBCOOKIE	2	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	executive educational bindlestocking of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	green Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	squat The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	gray supercool Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	jittery electrified ruddy Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	spinning smelly sizzling Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	twirling manspreader's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	huge weightlifter's Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	ghostly wholesome smooth Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	dry chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	frosty gift-a-pult	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	tarnished holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	blinking CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	blinking Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	yellow paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	skewed thinker's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	jittery wobbly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	ghostly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	twirling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	twirling deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	prompt sizzling dog trainer's paperclip-on tie	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	pulsating huge frightening veiny paperclip pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	wobbly ruddy grievous sage paperclip turban	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	paperclip cape	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	olive skewed photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	double-corrupted ghostly spinning chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	vacuum-sealed quantum ghostly bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	flattened boiled incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	improved quadruple-alkaline myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	bouncing CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	tolerable CRIMBCO wine	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	narrow Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	skewed toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	special decent jumbo narrow toe jam toast	5	good	Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	olive traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	decent traffic jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	flavorless space jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	triple-nitrogenated improved huge motivational poster	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	tumbling bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	red BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	stale festive sausage	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	flavorless special holiday cheese log	4	decent	Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	perfumed grievous BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	inspector's sizzling BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	asbestos-lined BGE pocket calendar	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	upside-down BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	purple BGE plastic toy of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	wobbly wool stapler bear	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	auspicious adhesive tape dolly	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	baleful scissor duck	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	fuchsia tumbling ghostly coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	Samson's Seven Loco of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	pulsating Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	grievous Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	huge nippy Loathing Legion moondial	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	blinking maroon Loathing Legion necktie of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	ribald Loathing Legion knife	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	ribald Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	maroon Loathing Legion can opener of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	Annie Oakley's quilted Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	chilly Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	friendly Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	pulsating Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	manspreader's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	maroon personal trainer's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	steel-toed Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	groovy Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	flame-wreathed Loathing Legion abacus	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	maroon narrow healthy Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	blue bouncing Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	extremely unsafe Loathing Legion hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	squat Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	wobbly quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	huge delicious Knob jelly donut	6	awesome	
4942	bouncing Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	shaking Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	deionized polymerized triple-colloidal weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 57
4950	improved anodized jittery red abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 17
4951	bouncing brawny flimsy clipboard	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4952	improved polarized corrupted baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 28
4953	flame-retardant whalebone corset of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4954	mirror cyan upside-down nippy oven mitts	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
4955	rotten overcookie	3	crappy	
4956	spoiled philosopher's scone	4	crappy	
4957	oxidized anodized skewed half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 27
4958	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Item Drop: +5
4959	enchanted normal squat Knob nuts	3	good	Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
4960	artisanal cyan Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	EPIC	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	scorching manspreader's mysterious lapel pin	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	lime green spinning Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	narrow Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	pulsating Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	skewed Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	purple Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	skewed Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	mirror cyan Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	gray mirror Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	ghostly Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	blurry Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	huge Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	blue Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	purple blurry Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	olive Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	wobbly mirror Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	gray Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	green Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	maroon Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	maroon Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	medical-grade card sleeve	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	big moldy bouncing wasabi pocky	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	bland tobiko pocky	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	adequate natto pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	mediocre watered-down wasabi-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	fancy hand-crafted tobiko-infused sake	3	EPIC	Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	bad maroon natto-infused sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	ionized ionized adjusted blurry wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	anodized tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	ionized jittery natto marble soda	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	modified elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	delicious irresponsibly strong marshmallow flamb&eacute;	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	artisanal cranberry schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	weak hand-crafted breaded beer	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	spirit-forward acceptable soy cordial	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	shaking zippy flame-wreathed Newton's astral bludgeon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
5029	fuchsia supercool stylish astral shield	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20
5030	yellow avaricious foul-smelling Socratic astral chapeau	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	jittery fortified brainy astral bracer	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +5
5032	pulsating MacGyver's supercharged astral longbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5033	squat savvy astral shorts of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	mansplainer's wholesome wizardly astral mace	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
5035	fireproof Van der Graaf astral trousers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	up-at-dawn curative astral ring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5037	censurious ribald arcane researcher's astral statuette	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5038	bouncing up-at-dawn family-friendly strapping astral pistol	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
5039	occult astral mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 125
5040	mirror astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	jittery vibrating veiny astral shirt of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
5042	blue shaking huge shellacked astral belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7
5043	bland pulsating astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	perfectly mixed astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	green astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	mirror astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	fuchsia executive resourceful savvy double-ice cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	upside-down resourceful double-ice box of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	jittery teal medical-grade double-ice britches of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	narrow gray Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	spinning intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	frozen aerosolized Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	pressed cold-filtered irradiated Red Pill	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	huge Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	skewed skewed boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	purple the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	yummy purple spaghetti con calaveras	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	spoiled popcorn	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	rotten half-sized chaos popcorn	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	frightening occult hole of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	flavorless blinking s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	delicious narrow Russian Ice	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	maroon bouncing Herculean clay ashtray	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	prompt lanyard	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	blinking cyan squat groovy monster pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	mirror box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	oxidized nitrogenated Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	nasty Van der Graaf helmet of courage	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	smelly crutch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	clever shock belt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	frozen Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	shaking rubber band gun of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	arcane researcher's pin-stripe slacks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	sizzling gloves	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	improved energized huge correction fluid	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	double-paned Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	toasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	asbestos-lined Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	stanky Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	Newton's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	yellow Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	smooth Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	razor-sharp Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	up-at-dawn Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	nippy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	shellacked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	blinking teal Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	prompt Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	ghostly therapeutic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	polymerized polarized chilled willyweed	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	chilled triple-denatured bouncing Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	corrupted super-boiled fish juice box	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	huge yellow hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	weak bad Jeppson's Malort	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	red squat thinker's stress ball	0		Mysticality: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Ultracolor&trade; shirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	purple packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	pulsating bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	purple Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	upside-down maroon blinking stanky Da Vinci's weightlifter's Admiral's hat	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	blurry dog trainer's padded aviator's cap of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	hardened groovy mirrored aviator shades	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	spinning shaking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	tumbling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	unsweetened enhanced olive Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	spoiled elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	boozy acceptable purple elven squeeze	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	tumbling lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	bouncing blinking lime green jittery E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	distilled upside-down astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	mirror twirling E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	upside-down handful of honey	0		
5145	unsweetened honeypot	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 45
5146	half-sized adequate wild honey pie	2	good	
5147	hand-crafted fancy irresponsibly strong teal honey mead	9	EPIC	Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 30
5148	up-at-dawn flame-retardant nasty honey dipper	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
5149	lion tamer's stiffened thinker's honeybritches	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	cyan foul-smelling chilly hale honeycap	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	Moonthril Circlet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	narrow scandalous Moonthril Greaves	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Moonthril Flamberge of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	mirror supercool Moonthril Longbow	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Moonthril Cuirass of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	plush alielf	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	energized boiled blue Comet Drop	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	dance instructor's plush dogcat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	bouncing plush hamsterpus of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	plush alien hamsterpus of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	blurry pulsating Newton's plush mutated alielf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	family-friendly plush mutated alielephant of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	Jack Frost's girl	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	fuchsia blurry synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	ghostly distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	quadruple-liquefied flattened modified transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	tolerable Saison du Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	drinkable ghostly Moonthril Schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	perfectly mixed Wrecked Generator	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	spoiled fancy Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	crappy	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	diet moldy Crepes a la Lune	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	delicious wobbly Moon Pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	chilled anodized bouncing Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	denatured electrified pulsating Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	non-Vulcanized 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	pickled honey stick	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 62
5189	galvanized double-aerosolized double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	vibrating ruddy Sinatra's Operation Patriot Shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	jittery squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	magnetized dry electrified corrupted data	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	gray Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	spinning quilted Great S-Cape	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Marvelous Unitard of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	powdered gooey paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	boiled beastly paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	powdered blinking paste	1	decent	Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	dried mirror spinning ectoplasmic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	distilled ghostly greasy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	boiled mirror bug paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	dehydrated purple hippy paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	boiled mirror orc paste	1	good	Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	dried mirror demonic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	vaporized shaking wobbly indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	denatured tumbling paste	1	good	Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	distilled bouncing goblin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	modified blurry pirate paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	dehydrated huge chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	pickled paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dehydrated Mer-kin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	boiled blurry ghostly slimy paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	boiled lime green penguin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	denatured ghostly elemental paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	denatured skewed squat ghostly cosmic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	powdered skewed spinning hobo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	diluted skewed Crimbo paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	jittery Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	moldy Ur-Donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	green spinning The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	irresponsibly strong aged gray bucket of wine	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	stale gigantic spinning ultrafondue	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	lime green unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	narrow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	huge crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	twirling furry halo of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	frosty halo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	tumbling huge resourceful time halo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	drinkable Lumineux Limnio	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	delicious watered-down Morto Moreto	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	tolerable fancy watered-down Temps Tempranillo	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Bordeaux Marteaux	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	artisanal Fromage Pinotage	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	delicious Beignet Milgranet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	perfectly mixed Muschat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	miniature normal cool jelly donut	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	normal thick shrapnel jelly donut	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	spoiled cyan occult jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	rotten narrow thyme jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	adequate bite-sized danish	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	immense stale smashed danish	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	spoiled tiny forbidden danish	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	delicious tiny cool cat claw	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	immense flavorless bouncing blunt cat claw	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	spoiled shadowy cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	half-sized adequate blinking cheezburger	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	thick adequate toasted brie	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	corrupted potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	alkaline jittery too legit potion	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	Vulcanized bouncing blinking Bright Water	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	moist oxidized huge cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	boiled nitrogenated graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	pickled diffused polymerized cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	warmed deionized blurry potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	aerosolized potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	quadruple-denatured potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	deionized diffused potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	triple-modified improved pulsating potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	pulsating bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	squat chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	spinning skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	electrified hammerus	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	flame-wreathed blunt icepick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	educational fluorescent lightbulb	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	pulsating arcane researcher's blammer of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	wobbly flame-wreathed clock-cleaning hammer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	blue 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	ghostly arcane researcher's dethklok	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	glacial clock of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	skewed huge gray Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	jittery d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	upside-down newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	shaking dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	adequate tumbling phish stick	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	up-at-dawn occult plastic vampire fangs of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	grievous Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	skewed padded razor-sharp brawny Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	razor-sharp Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	ghostly chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	olive funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	vacuum-sealed pickled quantum ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	liquefied narrow necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	wet pickled bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	non-flattened magnetized pulsating whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	ionized oxidized yellow press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	chilled dry deionized Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	chilled Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	frozen ionized Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	liquefied improved enhanced Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	colloidal Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	acceptable weak Ecto-Cooler	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	perfectly mixed special weak Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2	EPIC	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	tolerable weak Blood Light	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	fancy watered-down tolerable Silver Bullet beer	2	good	Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	spirit-forward artisanal fancy Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	5	EPIC	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	energized sorority brain	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	extra-colloidal Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	dry wet drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	green wizardly extra-see-thru nightie	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	squat sage BRAINS shorts of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	shaking Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	spinning thinker's scrunchie	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	Socratic extremely skinny jeans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	stanky toasty The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	Jim Carey's stiffened The Necbromancer's Stein of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	censurious reassuring The Necbromancer's Shorts of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: 4, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	greasy The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	ghostly The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	strong tolerable enchanted huge The Cooler Out of Space	5	good	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	polymerized corrupted squat Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	pulsating death blossom	0		
5347	blurry A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	fuchsia A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	purple A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	maroon blinking The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	wobbly squat Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	squat Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	bouncing Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	ghostly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	blinking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	huge Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	fuchsia weightlifter's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	fuchsia boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	vibrating plastic trollipop	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	skewed manspreader's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	Usain Bolt's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	forbidden plastic colollilossus	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	prompt deadly plastic Big Candy	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	mixed groose grease	1	decent	Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	fuchsia squat kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	narrow yellow strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	lime green Newton's ridiculous belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	grievous ridiculous earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	double-paned ridiculous sunglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	massive bland ridiculous sandwich	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	drinkable mirror ridiculous cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	hale Herculean zombie monkey necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +20
5392	purple Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	polymerized unsweetened pulsating peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	half-sized yummy peppermint patty	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	ghostly wobbly peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	bouncing candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	pulsating hale candy cane	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	Usain Bolt's fortified deadly cane-mail shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	flame-retardant Annie Oakley's slick cane-mail pants	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	perfectly mixed spinning Vodka Matryoshka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic twirling Gin Mint	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	high-proof hand-crafted Tequiz Navidad	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	mediocre ghostly Mint Yulep	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	weak aged pulsating Crimbojito	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	perfectly mixed blurry Sangria de Menthe	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	energized deionized licorice root	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	liquefied tarnished ionized jittery ghostly banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	polymerized flattened pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	chilled flattened galvanized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	activated kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	polymerized deionized strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	blinking red mirror rosewater-soaked bananarama bangle	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	inspector's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	ribald tourmalime tourniquet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	kumquartz ring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	Jeselnik's strawberyl necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	narrow sinister sucker bucket of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	blue Da Vinci's sucker hakama	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	bouncing sucker kabuto of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	resourceful sucker tachi	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	double-boiled triple-dry fudge lily	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	colloidal spinning fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	rotten fudgesicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	bouncing wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	maroon The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	teal miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	alkaline green devilish folio	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	cyan clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	squat jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	twirling dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	upside-down furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	squat vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	olive jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	squat skewed gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	huge gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	dry enhanced Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	diet decent fudge bunny	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	shaking fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	stylish fudgecycle of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	tumbling Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	quantum colloidal lime green resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	extra-dry altered purple resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	triple-ionized liquefied resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	frozen non-magnetized pulsating resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	anodized spinning resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	moist unsweetened pickled resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	frozen warmed shaking lime green resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	oxidized adjusted pickled blinking resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	modified super-concentrated resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	upside-down gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	oxidized enhanced wobbly tumbling gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	corrupted ionized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	quadruple-pickled super-frozen magnetized gummi canary	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	immense normal gummi bear	9	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	snack-sized toothsome ghostly gummi bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	bland miniature gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	super-sized stale drunki-bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	toothsome bite-sized drunki-bear	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	decent big drunki-bear	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	grievous gummi bowtie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	electrified fudge pocket square	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	ghostly educational lollipop cufflinks	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	maroon trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	cyan ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	spinning ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	bouncing belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	wet mirror gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	galvanized polymerized narrow gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	irradiated improved pulsating gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	huge executive Big Candy's tophat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	mirror Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	red Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	tumbling wobbly Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	normal jerky coins	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	weak hand-crafted Go-Wassail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	electrified Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	alkaline activated bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	quadruple-vacuum-sealed chilled magnetized green wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	blinking Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	narrow Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	blurry pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	skewed gray pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	mirror pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	narrow pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	green pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	wobbly pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	pickled ionized mirror Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	decent twirling berries of suffering	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	corrupted alkaline baobab sap	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	chilled anodized blurry Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	artisanal shaking Barulio's bottle	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	altered pulsating squat Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	pulsating Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	fuchsia prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	super-vacuum-sealed energized triple-electrified desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	tumbling tumbling Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	red pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	purple twirling rosy-cheeked sage Leapin' Trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
5544	irresponsibly strong lousy eggnog	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	stale enchanted low-calorie hamhock	1	decent	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	olive The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	huge The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	shaking Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	huge Trusty of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
5553	twirling can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	pickled quantum fireclutch	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 54
5556	reassuring Rain-Doh wings of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: 4, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	huge careful curative Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	weightlifter's Rain-Doh lantern of the empath	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	yellow Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	fuchsia blinking chilly Rain-Doh violet bo of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	tasty miniature spinning PB&BP	2	awesome	
5566	small adequate club sandwich	2	good	
5567	rotten miniature blinking corned-beef Reuben	2	crappy	
5568	wobbly cyan frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	huge loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	tumbling Groar's fur	0		
5572	olive Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	artisanal Drac & Tan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Transylvania Sling	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	drinkable Shot of the Living Dead	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	special mediocre huge Buttery Knob	3	decent	Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	tolerable Slippery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	artisanal huge Flaming Knob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	bad boozy Grasshopper	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	acceptable green Locust	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	hand-crafted watered-down Plague of Locusts	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	aged ghostly Red Dwarf	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	irresponsibly strong delicious huge Golden Mean	8	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	practically non-alcoholic delicious narrow Green Giant	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Aye Aye	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	tolerable wobbly Aye Aye, Captain	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	watered-down bad pulsating green Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	bad Humanitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	weak artisanal upside-down More Humanitini than Humanitini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	watered-down hand-crafted Oh, the Humanitini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	spirit-forward tolerable Great Older Fashioned	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	weak hand-crafted tumbling Fuzzy Tentacle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	aged narrow Crazymaker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	acceptable skewed maroon Zoodriver	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	artisanal Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	smooth Suffering Sinner	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	delicious weak Suppurating Sinner	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	acceptable weak blurry Sizzling Sinner	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	lousy practically non-alcoholic Firewater	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	extra-dry hand-crafted Earth and Firewater	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	bad special Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	decent	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	aged Slimosa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	perfectly mixed Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	smooth high-proof Slimebite	10	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	drinkable weak Cement Mixer	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	practically non-alcoholic aged ghostly Jackhammer	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	watered-down smooth huge Dump Truck	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	aged Fauna Libre	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	delicious maroon Chakra Libre	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	drinkable Aura Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	drinkable Sazerorc	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	distilled mediocre squat Sazuruk-hai	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	hand-crafted blinking Flaming Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	weak mediocre Green Velvet	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	delicious blinking Green Muslin	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Green Burlap	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	mediocre Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	irresponsibly strong delicious Moonshine Mohobo	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	smooth weak Flaming Mohobo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	tolerable Drunken Philosopher	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	perfectly mixed Drunken Neurologist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	drinkable Drunken Astrophysicist	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	mediocre Dark & Starry	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	hand-crafted Black Hole	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	drinkable Event Horizon	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	watered-down hand-crafted Herring Daiquiri	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	bad special irresponsibly strong Herring Wallbanger	10	decent	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	practically non-alcoholic lousy Herringtini	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	delicious distilled Lollipop Drop	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	smooth red Candy Alexander	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	drinkable Candicaine	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	perfectly mixed Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	practically non-alcoholic delicious squat Flying Caipiranha	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	bad high-proof blinking Flaming Caipiranha	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	bad weak Punchplanter	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	mediocre weak spinning blurry Doublepunchplanter	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	tolerable Haymaker	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	bouncing Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	enchanted flavorless yellow fungus	3	decent	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 40
5642	ghostly poisoned dart	0		
5643	irradiated stone wool	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 55
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	blinking calendar fragment	0		
5647	hardened calendar	0		Damage Reduction: 3
5648	ghostly twirling MacGyver's ruddy Boris's Helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	asbestos-lined staph of homophones of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text
5650	frightening Jim Carey's Boris's Helm (askew) of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 10, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	flavorless blinking nailswurst	3	decent	
5655	watered-down delicious huge fuchsia used beer	2	awesome	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	twirling fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	insulting hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	offensive moustache of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
5661	teal frosty hairshirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
5662	twirling Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	skewed pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	huge How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	miniature moldy narrow fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	2	crappy	
5671	hand-crafted slap and slap again	3	EPIC	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	pulsating &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	diluted pulsating watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
5676	pulsating pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	frightening Ze&trade; goggles	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	pulsating blinking soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	coward's Oprah's stylish swimsuit	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	moldy half-sized P.B.L.T.	2	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	teal BURT	0		
5684	blurry twirling handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	wholesome UV monocular	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	green Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	upside-down pacification grenade	0		
5692	pulsating arcane researcher's quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
5693	Da Vinci's phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
5694	skewed Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	twirling flame-retardant bugbear detector	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5696	yellow bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	forbidden brainy The Lost Glasses	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	blinking crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	squat gray wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	blurry careful wax hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	horrifying vibrating wax pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	non-concentrated chilled huge drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	nasty fireman's helmet of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	zippy fire axe	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	censurious asbestos-lined Lo Pan's fire extinguisher	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	huge FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	squat upside-down Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	adequate immense shaking blurry FDKOL hotcakes	8	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	normal small fiery wing	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	rock-hard educational wings of fire	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	shaking sizzling FDKOL fire hose	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	aerosolized irradiated nitrogenated bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	gray hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	shaking gravedigger's forbidden hot daub bun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	shaking double-paned medical-grade hot daub stand	0		Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	curative Rosewater's foot-long hot daub	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	yummy low-calorie angst burger	1	awesome	
5731	hand-crafted huge 5-hour acrimony	3	EPIC	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	skewed eerily silent box	0		
5734	rotten snack-sized forbidden sausage	2	crappy	
5735	steel-toed Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	cold-filtered flattened narrow Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 36
5737	corrupted blurry daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	avaricious Camp Scout backpack	0		Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	jittery skewed CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	normal bag of GORP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	triple-distilled artisanal upside-down upside-down water purification pills	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	spinning Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	hand-crafted spinning CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	adequate half-sized huge bag of GORF	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	flavorless special low-calorie bag of QWOP	1	decent	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	chilled green CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	bouncing twirling CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	drinkable CSA cheerfulness ration	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	shaking CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	twirling Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	rotten crappy brain	4	crappy	
5753	low-calorie adequate decent brain	1	good	
5754	fancy big stale wobbly good brain	5	decent	Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 35
5755	super-sized normal boss brain	5	good	
5756	yummy yellow hunter brain	3	awesome	
5758	squat avaricious crafty Newton's Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	squat sizzling padded staff	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +10
5760	miser's rosewater-soaked studded staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
5761	curative forbidden groovy Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	upside-down lard-coated Oprah's Superhero Reboots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5764	huge Da Vinci's fuzzy busby of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	squat red Jeselnik's Van der Graaf fuzzy earmuffs	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	prompt hardy fuzzy montera of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	squat gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	pulsating gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	purple Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	teal fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	squat lion tamer's Barney's rake of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50
5778	small flavorless jittery ghostly idiot brain	2	decent	
5779	keel-haulin' knife of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
5780	ice cream scoop of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
5781	perfectly mixed strong soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	5	EPIC	
5782	narrow morningwood plank	0		
5783	pulsating raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	tumbling messy butt joint	0		
5788	mirror jittery smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	blue executive groovy right bear arm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	cyan ghostly Lo Pan's left bear arm of temperance of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	prompt Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Adventures: +3
5794	warmed Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 60
5795	extra-aerosolized quadruple-modified upside-down wobbly Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 34
5796	vacuum-sealed anodized Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 47
5797	dry pressed upside-down Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 57
5798	dry Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 49
5799	boiled bouncing gray eldritch dough	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 69
5800	ionized colloidal quadruple-electrified Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
5801	unsweetened huge Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 44
5802	polymerized twirling perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 37
5803	cold-filtered double-dry purple twirling White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 36
5804	galvanized maroon Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 15
5805	unsweetened breath mint	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 13
5806	non-moist muesli	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 62
5807	pickled cold-filtered spinning glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
5808	corrupted colloidal glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
5809	nitrogenated polarized Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 54
5810	unsweetened cold-filtered ghostly skewed yellow Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 43
5811	electrified oxidized tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 35
5812	adjusted quantum skelelton spine	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 19
5813	oxidized frozen smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 15
5814	alkaline blob of acid	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 13
5815	aerosolized extra-activated flayed mind	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 22
5816	deionized frozen kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 24
5817	boiled quadruple-energized forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 37
5818	magnetized flattened extra-nitrogenated Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
5819	double-altered chilled gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 48
5820	electrified bull blubber	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 68
5821	super-concentrated diffused frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 48
5822	triple-energized red gazely stare	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 51
5823	frozen wobbly canopic jar	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 47
5824	altered mirror clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 53
5825	liquefied concentrated maroon Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 28
5826	wet zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 34
5827	aerosolized wet skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 68
5828	energized frozen gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 48
5829	pickled janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 55
5830	irradiated pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 35
5831	ionized denatured upside-down pygmy dart	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 50
5832	chilled electrified secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 68
5833	triple-warmed blue brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 25
5834	non-anodized colloidal holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 62
5835	ionized dry skewed scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 41
5836	galvanized cold-filtered embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 19
5837	denatured pressed cold-filtered jittery Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 28
5838	polarized non-aerosolized Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 26
5839	dry ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 44
5840	quadruple-enhanced concentrated chilled upside-down Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 39
5841	deionized frozen purple huge A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 41
5842	denatured corrupted concentrated toothbrush	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 48
5843	oxidized activated squat blue pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 43
5844	vacuum-sealed dry enhanced una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 36
5845	non-modified extra-improved jittery compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 66
5846	wet tumbling salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 67
5847	deionized unholy water	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 20
5848	aerosolized denatured twirling Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 18
5849	nitrogenated boiled handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 66
5850	double-pressed galvanized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 31
5851	corrupted denatured frozen skewed temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 38
5852	deionized adjusted mirror ghostly oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 36
5853	quadruple-pickled pickled denatured stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 65
5854	polarized oxidized skewed BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 43
5855	ionized blinking Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 63
5856	moist ionized tumbling Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 59
5857	wet extra-colloidal yellow grey cube	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 55
5858	boiled votive candle	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 46
5859	extra-altered polymerized twirling booby trap	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 24
5860	colloidal tumbling Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 16
5861	irradiated good ash	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 53
5862	upside-down Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	red papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	super-ionized magnetized triple-enhanced papier-mochi	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	denatured enhanced pulsating bouncing red papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	concentrated papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	upside-down papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the brute of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	lion tamer's clever papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	huge hale papier-masque of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	energetic sinister papier-mitre	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	Jeselnik's sage papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	blinking mirror papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	twirling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	veiny Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Maximum HP: +10
5879	upside-down Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	rock-hard boxer's skeleton skis of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	moldy half-sized skeleton quiche	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	fuchsia blurry skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	avaricious crafty supercool Bonestabber of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	hand-crafted twirling twirling crystal skeleton vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	fortified auxiliary backbone	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skewed skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	huge maroon ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	modified huge that gum you like	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 54
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	diluted huge Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	skewed huge jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	twirling jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	blurry jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	bouncing jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	olive pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	skewed avaricious flame-wreathed wedding ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	purple chilly sinister Solstice Shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5
5913	dry moist candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	enhanced cold-filtered sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	electrified concentrated spinning beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	liquefied maroon ghostly sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	non-deionized unsweetened upside-down cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	blurry rock-hard plastic animelf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	MacGyver's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	plastic Uncle Crimboku of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	jittery shellacked plastic MechaElf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	cyan ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	huge blinking BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	skewed BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	wholesome brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	pulsating bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	fuchsia wobbly wobbly blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	blurry purple bouncing perfumed gravedigger's occult plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	cool plastic Bugbear Captain of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	teal huge Newton's plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	cyan nippy mansplainer's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	asbestos-lined plastic Beebee King	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	Van der Graaf plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	skewed family-friendly plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	banded plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	plastic spiderbugbear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	ghostly veiny plastic peacannon	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	grievous plastic the Free Man	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	coward's plastic fire servant	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	banded plastic mumblebee	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	greedy plastic moneybee	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	Jack Frost's plastic beebee gunners	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	pulsating clever plastic beebee queue	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	shaking beefcake's plastic buzzerker	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	bouncing beefcake's plastic bee swarm	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	plastic batbugbear of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	plastic bugaboo of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	Newton's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	plastic ops bugbear of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	nasty plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	plastic cavebugbear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	rosewater-soaked plastic Scott the Miner	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	skewed healthy plastic angry space marine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	wobbly razor-sharp plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	Newton's plastic Father McGruber	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	blinking lion tamer's plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	plastic blazing bat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	reassuring electronic dulcimer pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	Usain Bolt's clever Frown Exerciser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	shaking soul knife	0		
5970	soul mask of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5971	ghostly record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	mirror ghostly record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	twirling record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	skewed record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	flame-retardant resourceful brainy silent beret	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	normal slice of pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	huge mirror cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	bad tankard of ale	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	foul-smelling cloth cap of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	blurry careful Tesla iron dagger of temperance	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	miniature adequate blinking hamburger	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	wobbly potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	aged ghostly bottle of wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	blurry shaking stanky healthy arcane researcher's iron helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	mirror friendly grievous steel sword of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	decent whole roasted chicken	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	shaking jittery potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	watered-down lousy shining goblet	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	friendly crown of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	aromatic ruddy healthy sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	Tesla curative razor-sharp Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	spinning healthy sage Cloak of Dire Shadows of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	jittery lightning-fast smooth Sword of Dark Omens of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	Shield of Icy Fate of Tarzan of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	skewed crafty arcane researcher's Greaves of the Murk Lord of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	purple strapping Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: 25, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	upside-down family-friendly personal trainer's Boots of Twilight Whispers of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: 6, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	purple mansplainer's razor-sharp sage Belt of Howling Anger	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	logging hatchet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
6011	thinker's orc wrist	0		Mysticality: +10
6012	olive therapeutic freshwater pearl necklace	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6013	Van der Graaf Fonzie's orcish stud-finder	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6014	screwing pooch of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6015	activated squat orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 57
6016	non-adjusted irradiated twirling orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 65
6017	modified unsweetened ghostly orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 48
6018	watered-down tolerable fancy backwoods screwdriver	2	good	Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 30
6019	maroon twirling friendly loadstone	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6020	jittery Van der Graaf Claybender glasses of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6021	Newton's Duskwalker fangs of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
6022	teal Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	careful medical-grade Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	Whatsian Ionic Pliers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
6025	nitrogenated narrow Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 34
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	lime green skewed Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	pulsating narrow Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	mirror lime green wicked dress pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	wobbly friendly badge of authority	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6032	MacGyver's dance instructor's motorcycle boots	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
6033	Sinatra's stylish stolen necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5
6034	scorching arcane researcher's troll britches	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	ionized vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 51
6036	aged bouncing huge artisanal limoncello	4	awesome	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	spoiled incredible pizza	3	crappy	
6039	jittery lime green sinister Fonzie's oil cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	squat scandalous hardy oil lamp	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
6041	curative oil slacks	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	wholesome oil pan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6043	olive boid	0		
6044	lime green mirror woim	0		
6045	squat Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	tumbling Misty Cloak of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20
6048	wobbly red inspector's wizardly Misty Robe	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +15
6049	spinning Fonzie's supercool beefcake's Misty Cape	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1
6050	teal twirling woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	blurry Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	moldy tiny mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	triple-distilled bad upside-down Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	non-improved wobbly shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	olive psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	tumbling fireproof dance instructor's Meatcleaver	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	ghostly Crimbo Elf bobble-head of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	rosy-cheeked Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	green curative Crimbo tree flocker	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	jittery sage Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	quilted Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	mirror sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	bouncing goblin collarbone	0		
6067	shaking auspicious dangerous Truthsayer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	huge Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	shaking confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	extra-alkaline twirling green haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	ionized polymerized frozen magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	flattened huge olive 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	watered-down lousy McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	rotten cyan squat bouncing haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	narrow stanky haggis socks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	blinking Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	bouncing mirror Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	hardy Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	fortified Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	Microplushie: Bropane of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	zippy Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	skewed nasty Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	ruddy Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	bouncing narrow Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	beefy Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	narrow inspector's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	boxer's Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	upside-down gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	wobbly Thinknerd T-Shirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	mirror homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	tumbling Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	ghostly Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	lime green Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	coward's slick Ginsu&trade;	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	ghostly bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	purple narrow zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	jittery test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	lousy weak Chinese beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	narrow cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	extra-nitrogenated bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	ghostly wool sinister novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	huge veiny makeshift yakuza mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	wobbly piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	green battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	coward's beefy White Dragon Fang of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	smooth butterfly knife	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	spinning tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	shaking veiny weighted paperclip chain	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	huge rubber gloves of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	toothsome small olive roasted duck	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	gigantic moldy dead meat bun	9	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	therapeutic cat collar	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	red healthy occult suspicious-looking fedora	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	twirling Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	jittery Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	fuchsia carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	thick bland carrot cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	tolerable carrot claret	4	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	diluted carrot juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	bouncing pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	mirror flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	narrow cyan Sherlock's veiny Byte	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	Van der Graaf anger blaster	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	rosy-cheeked doubt cannon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	mansplainer's fear condenser	0		Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	ghostly zippy regret hose	0		Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	twirling Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	Herculean commodore's hat of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	MacGyver's naval trousers	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	lime green grievous deck cannon of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ornamental sextant of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	blinking gravedigger's ruddy Bloodbath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	mediocre Hundred Headed IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	moldy thick chum	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	diffused alkaline enhanced crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 24
6172	ionized wet jittery red candy crayons	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	purple prompt healthy pixel grappling hook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3
6174	ghostly GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	purple cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	blinking Jack Frost's Fonzie's Jarlsberg's hat of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6185	delicious teal consummate hard-boiled egg	4	awesome	
6186	bland consummate fried egg	3	decent	
6187	decent immense skewed consummate egg salad	10	good	
6188	delicious bouncing consummate bagel	4	awesome	
6189	normal red ghostly consummate sliced bread	3	good	
6190	bite-sized spoiled consummate hot dog bun	1	crappy	
6191	stale consummate brownie	3	decent	
6192	decent twirling consummate toast	4	good	
6193	drinkable watered-down passable stout	2	good	
6194	rotten half-sized consummate soup	2	crappy	
6195	adequate huge consummate corn chips	4	good	
6196	flavorless gigantic cyan consummate salad	6	decent	
6197	gigantic flavorless consummate salsa	10	decent	
6198	yummy gigantic blurry consummate sauerkraut	10	awesome	
6199	spoiled consummate cheese slice	4	crappy	
6200	small delicious consummate melted cheese	2	awesome	
6201	delicious pulsating consummate bacon	3	awesome	
6202	bland gigantic consummate meatloaf	9	decent	
6203	stale consummate steak	4	decent	
6204	normal consummate cuts	4	good	
6205	normal miniature consummate frankfurter	2	good	
6206	big stale consummate french fries	5	decent	
6207	bite-sized spoiled consummate baked potato	1	crappy	
6208	lousy acceptable vodka	3	decent	
6209	adequate immense consummate ice cream	7	good	
6210	tiny adequate pulsating consummate whipped cream	1	good	
6211	flavorless diet consummate cream	1	decent	
6212	normal snack-sized consummate strawberries	2	good	
6213	adequate consummate sorbet	3	good	
6214	artisanal irresponsibly strong lime green jittery tumbling adequate rum	7	EPIC	
6215	delicious mediocre lager	4	awesome	
6216	adequate enchanted narrow immaculate grilled cheese	4	good	Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
6217	bland lime green immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	decent	
6218	flavorless snack-sized immaculate hot dog	2	decent	
6219	delicious immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	awesome	
6220	flavorless perfect sandwich	3	decent	
6221	bland perfect chef salad	4	decent	
6222	adequate perfect breakfast	4	good	
6223	flavorless gigantic narrow sublime deluxe hot dog	9	decent	
6224	flavorless tiny narrow sublime stew	1	decent	
6225	normal sublime nachos	4	good	
6226	half-sized bland narrow Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	decent	
6227	tasty tiny twirling Loaded Baked Potato	1	awesome	
6228	big spoiled Omega Sundae	5	crappy	
6229	drinkable Das Sauerlager	3	good	
6230	acceptable Bologna Lambic	4	good	
6231	artisanal irresponsibly strong skewed Vodka Dog	8	EPIC	
6232	tolerable Disappointed Russian	3	good	
6233	artisanal Chunky Mary	3	EPIC	
6234	fancy lousy wobbly Nachojito	3	decent	Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 45
6235	hand-crafted high-proof blinking Le Roi	9	EPIC	
6236	hand-crafted Over Easy Rider	3	EPIC	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	pickled double-liquefied unsweetened cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 20
6240	vacuum-sealed galvanized maroon Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 66
6241	Vulcanized deionized censored can label	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 19
6242	diffused ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 50
6243	magnetized anodized huge bouncing the kindest cut	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 41
6244	modified chilled cat's paw	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 27
6245	pressed quantum ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 17
6246	alkaline magnetized olive demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 21
6247	non-irradiated clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 11
6248	nitrogenated concentrated gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 12
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	family-friendly dangerous brawny beefy numberwang of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: 50, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6251	warmed concentrated scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	wet tarnished scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	mirror Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	blinking Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	blinking Jeselnik's grievous personal trainer's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	fortified personal trainer's Staff of the Staff of Life of the storm of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	gray foul-smelling banded slick Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	forbidden experienced Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the storm	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	sinister smooth Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	mansplainer's quilted beefy Staff of the All-Steak	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	prompt Newton's Staff of Fruit Salad of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	squat cyan fortified Staff of the Cream of the Cream of horror of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	purple jar of protein powder	0		
6267	half-sized rotten grain of protein powder	2	crappy	
6268	triple-Vulcanized nitrogenated pec oil	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 62
6269	gym membership card of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6270	altered super-aerosolized Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 29
6271	gray massive dumbbell	0		
6272	wicked penguin keychain of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
6273	modified frozen blurry O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 65
6274	aged shaking open sauce	3	awesome	
6275	twirling rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's turkey leg	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
6276	boozy mediocre Ye Olde Meade	5	decent	
6277	galvanized maroon blurry Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 69
6278	twirling Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	friendly pewter claymore	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6280	shaking dog trainer's artisanal rice peeler	0		Experience (familiar): +1
6281	spoiled fancy heirloom grape tomato	3	crappy	Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35
6282	blinking chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	Annie Oakley's brown felt tophat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	blue skewed supercool Mark I Steam-Hat of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	wobbly prompt Mark II Steam-Hat of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	cyan scorching supercharged Herculean Mark III Steam-Hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	Usain Bolt's stanky sizzling dangerous Mark IV Steam-Hat of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	red auspicious dog trainer's chaotic personal trainer's Mark V Steam-Hat of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	fuchsia dangerous personal trainer's punk rock jacket	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10
6292	shaking smelly savvy safety pin	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6293	miniature bland stolen sushi	2	decent	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	gray cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	ghostly blinking fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	non-boiled Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 26
6301	unsweetened quadruple-dry possibility potion	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 68
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	squat ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	knitted Jim Carey's healthy Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	electrified curative Socratic Jarlsberg's pan of terror of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: 35, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	red Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	wet gray celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	quadruple-ionized celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	extra-vacuum-sealed energized celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	wet adjusted blue blinking celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	rosy-cheeked Uncle Buck	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	teal damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	bouncing upside-down perfumed beefy SCUBA tank	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater
6316	energetic deep six-shooter of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6317	censurious grievous sea chaps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	coward's supercharged sea holster of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6319	warmed nitrogenated shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 67
6320	pulsating long-forgotten necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	pulsating lightning-fast occult smooth jam band	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40
6324	maroon wholesome savvy wizardly aquamariner's ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
6325	wholesome shellacked aquamariner's necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6326	inspector's pearl diver's ring of the detective	0		Item Drop: 35, Single Equip
6327	dog trainer's personal trainer's pearl diver's necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	jittery fish stick cozy	0		
6331	huge bazooka cozy	0		
6332	horrifying cozy scimitar of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Breakable
6333	shaking fireproof Staff of the Cozy Fish of dire peril of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable
6334	scandalous sizzling nippy cozy bazooka	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Breakable
6335	blue smelly sea mantle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6336	gray occult dance instructor's sea shawl	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: 175
6337	wobbly Socratic weightlifter's sea cape	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	knitted sinister muddy pirate hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	arcane researcher's savvy floral-print skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	lion tamer's beefy spectral axe	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
6342	huge mansplainer's medical-grade super-strong air freshener	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6343	pickled pickled Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46
6344	wobbly Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	frozen enhanced Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 66
6346	twirling Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	Vulcanized nitrogenated blurry Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 14
6348	wobbly bouncing rosewater-soaked Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	yellow Socratic Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): 21, Single Equip
6350	mirror beefy Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	jittery Annie Oakley's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
6352	huge extremely unsafe Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +50
6353	green squat Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	triple-energized alkaline non-improved tumbling Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 22
6355	liquefied Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 53
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	sharpshooter's Mer-kin begsign	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	lime green Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	moist vacuum-sealed purple pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	super-enhanced tarnished narrow twirling pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	extra-activated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	triple-Vulcanized alkaline spinning green pulled taffy	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	non-electrified tarnished polymerized blurry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	modified blinking pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	wet wobbly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	lime green Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	upside-down wobbly lump of clay	0		
6370	narrow twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	watered-down artisanal upside-down can of the cheapest beer	2	EPIC	
6372	boozy acceptable bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	5	good	
6373	distilled acceptable huge single swig of vodka	5	good	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	narrow maroon extremely unsafe testy toolbox	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	shaking chlorine crystal	0		
6380	corrupted anodized ph balancer	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 37
6381	chilled unsweetened mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 54
6382	ghostly nugget of sodium	0		
6383	cyan root beer	1	good	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	squat wood screw	0		
6386	jittery maroon balsa plank	0		
6387	jittery blob of wood glue	0		
6388	squat envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	polymerized wobbly Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 62
6390	colloidal Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 55
6391	aerosolized dry Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 68
6392	steel-toed dangerous scale-mail underwear	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	wet improved adjusted comb jelly	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 54
6394	green anemone sauce	0		
6395	fuchsia inky squid sauce	0		
6396	gray Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	energized denatured Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 56
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	pickled narrow tear	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 59
6402	diffused narrow huge jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 56
6403	denatured corrupted huge grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 64
6404	pressed violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 24
6405	Vulcanized worst candy	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 39
6406	diffused red blurry fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 18
6407	executive supercharged Da Vinci's Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	tumbling corrupted stardust	0		
6409	gray Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	rotten red upside-down flavorless gruel	3	crappy	
6416	bland mana curds	4	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	pressed double-modified moth dust	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 39
6420	boiled non-polarized skewed maroon glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 40
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	snack-sized adequate vampire chowder	2	good	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	miniature decent Dreadsylvanian stew	2	good	
6427	weak lousy green Dreadsylvanian	2	decent	
6428	pressed unsweetened Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 33
6429	flattened Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 36
6430	miser's grievous dreadful fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	Sherlock's dreadful sweater	0		Item Drop: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	bouncing mirror studded dreadful glove	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	shaking red spinning Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	wobbly Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	ghostly blue Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	upside-down Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's quilted Covers-Your-Head	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	wobbly perfumed wool Drapes-You-Regally of the detective	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	squat perfumed educational Warms-Your-Tush of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	squat miser's Helps-You-Sleep of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Blind
6444	greedy chaotic experienced Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6445	wobbly wholesome Protects-Your-Junk of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6446	watered-down tolerable Gets-You-Drunk	2	good	
6447	wobbly reassuring resourceful padded Great Wolf's headband	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	red Great Wolf's left paw of the brute of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	aromatic hardy Great Wolf's right paw of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	Van der Graaf Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	supercharged shellacked Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	ghostly Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	colloidal Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 41
6454	narrow ribald coward's medical-grade zombie mariachi hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	Sherlock's supercool boxer's zombie accordion	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	miser's mansplainer's zombie mariachi pants of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	yellow lard-coated foul-smelling Jim Carey's HOA regulation book	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6458	crafty padded HOA zombie eyes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	executive ruddy brainy Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	wicked Rosewater's Mayor Ghost's cloak of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	maroon Jack Frost's resourceful dance instructor's Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	Annie Oakley's medical-grade brawny Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	flame-wreathed nippy manspreader's Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6467	tumbling Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	flavorless huge ghost pepper	7	decent	
6469	electrified personal trainer's Thunkula's drinking cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	twirling huge strapping Drunkula's cape of the storm of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	spinning therapeutic Drunkula's silky pants of the ox of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	nasty hardened smartaleck's Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	sizzling Drunkula's wineglass	0		Hot Damage: +10
6475	strong perfectly mixed bottle of Bloodweiser	5	EPIC	
6476	executive coward's strapping Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	gravedigger's careful Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	savvy sage Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: 30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	tumbling greedy aromatic hardened extremely unsafe Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
6480	slick Unkillable Skeleton's shield of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +100, Thorns: 1
6481	gray resourceful Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50
6482	miser's asbestos-lined educational Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
6483	huge Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	yellow dreadful roast	0		
6487	teal stinking agaricus	0		
6488	flavorless bouncing Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	decent	
6489	blurry music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	squat tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	squat wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	brainy Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Mysticality: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	artisanal spinning bloody kiwitini	3	EPIC	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	fuchsia polished moon-amber	0		
6501	miser's slick thinker's moon-amber necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	green wool hangman's hood of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100
6505	Usain Bolt's Annie Oakley's smooth ring finger ring	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6506	bouncing tumbling Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	brawny cool iron helmet of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	studded Fonzie's cool iron breastplate	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80
6510	frightening lion tamer's cool iron greaves	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	ghostly reassuring fireproof ghost shawl	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
6512	jittery skull capacitor	0		
6513	warm fur of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
6514	gravedigger's snowstick	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6515	jittery skewed eerie fetish of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6516	fancy smooth blinking stinkwater	4	awesome	Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 30
6517	upside-down dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	snack-sized spoiled huge accidental mutton	2	crappy	
6519	spinning avaricious drafty drawers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	flame-wreathed wolfskull mask of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	narrow guts necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
6522	inspector's groping claw of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +15, Candy Drop: +100
6523	supercharged vengeful spirit	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6524	blinking double-paned BOOtonniere	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6525	electrified ghost thread	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 38
6526	auspicious veiny bag of unfinished business	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +10
6527	inspector's Newton's transparent pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	experienced hothammer	0		Experience: +2
6529	lousy watered-down Thriller Ice	2	decent	
6530	gray grandfather watch of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	jittery tumbling olive muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	aromatic hardy spyglass	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
6533	vial of hot blood of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
6534	remorseless knife of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
6535	intimidating coiffure of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	baleful Sinatra's cod cape	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25
6537	half-sized stale shaking blood sausage	2	decent	
6538	shaking flame-wreathed beefcake's frying brainpan	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6539	scorching ball and chain of doom	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6540	ruddy dry bone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6541	olive studded tailbone shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Thorns: 1
6542	blurry spinning boxer's tonguebone	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
6543	toasty smooth pogo stick	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6545	Tesla extremely unsafe brawny weedy skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	baleful pants of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	wobbly cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	teal cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	tumbling blue cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	pulsating stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	triple-aerosolized deionized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 22
6557	electrified twirling phial of coldness	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 29
6558	improved fuchsia phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 22
6559	irradiated lime green phial of stench	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 41
6560	extra-Vulcanized dry quadruple-warmed phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 17
6561	green adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	executive hand of Mr. Cards	0		Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	bland bite-sized Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1	decent	
6565	yummy tumbling Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	awesome	
6566	flavorless small Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	decent	
6567	thick flavorless Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	5	decent	
6568	moldy yellow Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	crappy	
6569	watered-down hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6570	high-proof perfectly mixed pulsating Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	6	EPIC	
6571	practically non-alcoholic aged huge Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1	awesome	
6572	hand-crafted triple-distilled bouncing Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	9	EPIC	
6573	artisanal Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	mirror hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	red sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	huge length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	personal trainer's hot dog wrapper	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6585	teal greasy wizardly debonair deboner	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6586	oxidized triple-cold-filtered chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 45
6587	blurry sharpshooter's jar of frostigkraut	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6588	wobbly bouncing Jack Frost's gnawed-up dog bone of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6589	fireproof Grey Guanon	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1
6590	bouncing inspector's foul-smelling Engorged Sausages and You of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
6591	delicious maroon dream of a dog	4	awesome	
6592	nippy resourceful optimal spreadsheet of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
6593	green defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	denatured lime green epic cluster	1	awesome	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	ghostly clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	upside-down clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	bouncing clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	skewed clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	bouncing clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	twirling clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	skewed clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	shaking cuckoo clock	0		
6615	bad skewed jittery Cold One	3	???	
6616	toothsome low-calorie blinking spaghetti breakfast	1	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	purple folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	gray folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	purple skewed folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	blue folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	upside-down folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	narrow folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	cyan folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	upside-down folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	shaking folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	jittery folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	blurry folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	bouncing folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	squat folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	mirror folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	deadly savvy slide rule	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
6649	ionized modified bouncing Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 35
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	practically non-alcoholic delicious stepmom's booze	1	awesome	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	reassuring band T-shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6655	delicious fountain 'soda'	3	awesome	
6656	ghostly illegal firecracker	0		
6657	inspector's Lo Pan's pickelhaube	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	moist teal spinning hair oil	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 34
6659	dry shaking scrap	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 64
6660	wobbly school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	ghostly blurry asbestos-lined frightening supercharged Staff of the Lunch Lady of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
6663	jittery universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	pulsating upside-down friendly deathchucks of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100
6666	blurry gray eraser	0		
6667	blurry quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	upside-down Faraday cage	0		
6669	huge modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	ionized concentrated sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 64
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	pulsating yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	adjusted nitrogenated superwater	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 37
6676	squat Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Tesla Yearbook Club Camera	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	lion tamer's machete	0		Experience (familiar): +2
6680	watered-down acceptable gray Cursed Punch	2	good	
6681	hand-crafted Bowl of Scorpions	4	EPIC	
6682	weak lousy narrow Fog Murderer	2	decent	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	gray hardy surgical mask	0		Maximum HP: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	blue lard-coated head mirror	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	half-size scalpel of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	smelly surgical apron	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	spinning dangerous bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	bouncing bouncing McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	bouncing gray McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	bouncing lime green mirror McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	blinking McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	narrow bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	olive imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	lion tamer's short-handled mop of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2
6705	normal jungle floor wax	3	good	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	wet frozen fuchsia colorful toad	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 34
6708	blue crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	skewed attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	flame-retardant greasy pygmy briefs	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	squat short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	upside-down jittery short calculator	0		
6715	Socratic sphygmomanometer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1
6716	concentrated polymerized blinking bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 45
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	Jack Frost's Van der Graaf compression stocking	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6719	inspector's midriff scrubs of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100
6720	irradiated polymerized skewed pill cup	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 33
6721	dog trainer's Jim Carey's Herculean water bottle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	corrupted polarized bouncing pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	diet normal exotic jungle fruit	1	good	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	bouncing dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	blue ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	huge claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	skewed clothesline pole	0		
6734	red cigar sign	0		
6735	ghostly junk junk	0		
6736	jittery Junk-Bond	0		
6737	mirror twirling tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	altered bent scrap	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 31
6740	ghostly molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	junk band of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
6743	green energetic junk trunks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	twirling junk-mail shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6745	half-sized stale enchanted blinking junk food	2	decent	Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 50
6746	hand-crafted spinning junk yard	3	EPIC	
6747	avaricious Rosewater's swordzall	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30
6748	arm buzzer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
6749	energetic boilgun of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6750	skewed Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cyan cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	yellow mirror artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	artisanal jittery can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	practically non-alcoholic aged blurry can of Drooling Monk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	extra-dry drinkable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	bad upside-down bottle of Old Pugilist	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	tolerable bottle of Professor Beer	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	fortified smooth bottle of Rapier Witbier	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of Race Car Red	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	perfectly mixed blinking bottle of Greedy Dog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	high-proof smooth ghostly bottle of Lambada Lambic	10	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	olive skewed artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	upside-down flame-retardant wizardly tin tam of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	unsweetened tin cup	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	mansplainer's deadly supercool tin foil	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	ghostly sharpshooter's Rosewater's tin drum of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	irradiated concentrated activated foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 34
6777	dry double-flattened blinking seal sweat	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 57
6778	tarnished Vulcanized blinking boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 53
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	censurious beefy studded sealhide shield	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6781	pulsating foul-smelling scabrous seal epaulets of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	inspector's greasy scandalous seal medal	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	gray blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	spinning broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	squat shaking soap knife	0		
6795	anodized disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 15
6796	double-liquefied frozen narrow disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 37
6797	extra-cold-filtered denatured disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 50
6798	triple-nitrogenated disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 48
6799	pressed jittery disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 11
6800	super-pickled disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 22
6801	oxidized shaking disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 56
6802	quantum alkaline flattened disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 14
6803	diffused modified disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 43
6804	dry double-adjusted disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 33
6805	magnetized unsweetened disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 60
6806	liquefied disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 34
6807	Herculean The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	therapeutic beer-battered accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	friendly baritone accordion	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	family-friendly mama's squeezebox	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	green energetic guancertina	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	accordion file of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	Temple Grandin's accord ion	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	fuchsia boxer's bone bandoneon	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	Van der Graaf pentatonic accordion	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	blurry scandalous non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	padded Samson's Accordion of Jordion	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	bouncing narrow ribald autocalliope	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	Herculean accordionoid rocca	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	avaricious pygmy concertinette	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	Van der Graaf personal trainer's ghost accordion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	blinking peace accordion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	ghostly Jeselnik's alarm accordion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	teal ghostly flame-retardant greasy All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	blinking mansplainer's crafty KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15
6828	aged enchanted discocktail	3	awesome	Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 35
6829	pulsating beefy KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Muscle: +10
6830	crafty Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Maximum MP: +10
6831	extra-improved Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 26
6832	bouncing narrow Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	cold-filtered moist Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 12
6834	alkaline concentrated box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 20
6835	colloidal triple-cold-filtered improved bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 27
6836	warmed energized PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 14
6837	wet ionized upside-down upside-down Swizzler	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 58
6838	ionized upside-down Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 36
6839	nitrogenated twirling jam	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 49
6840	boiled skewed Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 59
6841	super-polymerized 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 38
6842	nitrogenated twirling vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 57
6843	energized boiled blinking bone bons	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 31
6844	colloidal extra-colloidal dry ironic mint	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 27
6845	narrow unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	tumbling narrow killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
6849	energized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 48
6850	toasty savvy brainy sturdy cane	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5
6851	jittery huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	shaking purple carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	greasy Bal-musette accordion	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	wobbly Socratic Cajun accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	quirky accordion of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	narrow flame-retardant Tesla Skipper's accordion	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	huge green jittery wool stiffened Fonzie's smartaleck's Pantsgiving	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	stale snack-sized blurry mirror can of sardines	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	rotten high-calorie sugar substitute	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	special spoiled pat of butter	3	crappy	Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	miniature spoiled dinner roll	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	adequate immense mashed potatoes	8	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	decent whole turkey leg	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	normal deviled egg	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	aerosolized diffused finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	electrified galvanized dented spoon	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	super-wet flattened blue wobbly love note	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	blue school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	quadruple-pickled moist olive nail file	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	galvanized candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	jittery gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	double-magnetized polymerized wet post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	olive dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	jittery pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	mirror pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's medical-grade bowl of petunias of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	chilly sharpshooter's power sock of the dark arts of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	perfumed aromatic sage beefcake's wool sock	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: 6, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	scandalous deadly educational beefy moustache sock	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	denatured narrow spirit gum	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 66
6886	huge spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	blurry spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	huge hardened personal trainer's Samson's spirit bell	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	dry dry aerosolized wobbly spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	diffused liquefied freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	diffused non-corrupted triple-chilled blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	electrified denatured galvanized handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	irradiated yellow skewed tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	frozen warmed Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	occult flask flops of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6903	polymerized red nuts	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	energized aerosolized pressed bolts	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	decent gingerbread robot	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	snack-sized toothsome narrow petit 4.1	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	normal immense nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	9	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	plastic GORM-8 of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	horrifying plastic warbear	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	plastic Toybot of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	upside-down hale plastic warbear fortress	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	sinister experienced plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	stanky sizzling warbear hoverbelt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	frozen warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	wet double-improved warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	dry aerosolized blue warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	spoiled warbear feasting bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	stale special skewed skewed warbear warrior bread	3	decent	Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	rotten bite-sized warbear thermoregulator bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	strong drinkable warbear feasting mead	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	weak smooth warbear bearserker mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	artisanal warbear blizzard mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	tumbling perfumed Jeselnik's Socratic warbear plain fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	warbear feathered fedora of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	inspector's Herculean warbear fedora of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	lightning-fast censurious sizzling warbear plain helm	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	rock-hard warbear spiked helm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	inspector's wool razor-sharp warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	spinning deadly supercool warbear plain ushanka of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	slick warbear lined ushanka	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	therapeutic slick beefy warbear heated ushanka	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	skewed warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	crafty energetic groovy warbear party pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	Rosewater's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	narrow family-friendly scandalous flame-wreathed warbear high festival pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	dog trainer's sharpshooter's supercool warbear battle greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	green warbear officer greaves of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	double-paned lard-coated sizzling warbear bearserker greaves	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	Socratic warbear johns of the brute of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	skewed red prompt warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	ghostly rosy-cheeked warbear johns of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	inspector's chilly supercool warbear goggles	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	dog trainer's warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	double-paned mansplainer's warbear polarized goggles of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	tumbling purple sizzling sharpshooter's savvy warbear laser bowtie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	blinking brawny warbear plasma bowtie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	squat resourceful warbear nuclear bowtie of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	wobbly lion tamer's Van der Graaf dance instructor's warbear warscarf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	dance instructor's warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	skewed double-paned gravedigger's ruddy warbear warscarf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	green shaking warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	frightening warbear foil hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	pulsating warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	tumbling inspector's perfumed warbear oil pan	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	huge MacGyver's warbear exhaust manifold	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	spinning warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	squat warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	fuchsia warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	ghostly dance instructor's die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	wobbly Da Vinci's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	squat die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	ghostly die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	die-cast Happy the Reindeer of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	greedy die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	up-at-dawn die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	friendly die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	sage die-cast factory worker elf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	ruddy die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	spinning die-cast middle-management elf of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	Fonzie's die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	twirling slick die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	ghostly veiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	sage die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	purple savvy beefy die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	narrow Fonzie's die-cast turtle mech	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	shellacked die-cast Swiss hen	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	educational die-cast killing bird	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	bouncing Herculean die-cast ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	teal occult die-cast goose a-laying	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	prompt die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	zippy die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	sage die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	blurry quilted die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	nippy die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	die-cast Father Crimborg of the bloodbag of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	wool Van der Graaf die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	family-friendly lion tamer's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	teal spinning wool ribald die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	bouncing The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	unsweetened pulsating red Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	denatured jittery handful of Smithereens	1	good	Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	jumbo bland Every Day is Like This Sundae	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	small adequate Miserable Pie	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	flavorless spinning bouncing This Charming Flan	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	artisanal Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	drinkable Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	artisanal tumbling Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	tumbling Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	stanky manspreader's Herculean Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	medical-grade quilted Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	Usain Bolt's coward's steel-toed forbidden Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	double-paned frosty clever A Light that Never Goes Out of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	pulsating scandalous shellacked dangerous thinker's Half a Purse	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	huge smelly foul-smelling Hairpiece On Fire of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	twirling flame-wreathed shellacked hardened Vicar's Tutu of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	shaking dangerous Hand in Glove of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	rosewater-soaked greasy Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	upside-down lard-coated Jeselnik's curative Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	wobbly maroon Tesla rosy-cheeked baleful Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	narrow prompt Lo Pan's beefcake's Saucepanic	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	avaricious curative boxer's Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	Sherlock's fortified extremely unsafe Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	blinking lard-coated third-hand lantern	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	immense toothsome pickled egg	6	awesome	
7033	wobbly yellow cup of lukewarm tea	1	crappy	
7034	blurry fuchsia warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	upside-down warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	modified gray warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	purple warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	lime green warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	dry polymerized glass slipper	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	boiled gray antimatter wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	quadruple-vacuum-sealed corrupted warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	Vulcanized pressed blurry warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	frozen warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	upside-down broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	decent ghostly warbear gyro	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	tarnished blurry yellow recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	lime green warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	blurry warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	decent blinking breakfast mess	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	decent maroon breakfast miracle	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	denatured irradiated Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	teal jittery grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	narrow Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	boiled skewed grim fairy tale	1	crappy	Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	quantum super-galvanized tumbling single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	alkaline single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 57
7069	upside-down Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	olive packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	diet decent teal snow berries	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	jumbo decent ice harvest	5	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	dry anodized ghostly frost flower	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	colloidal nitrogenated snow cleats	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	extra-frozen blurry blinking liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	bouncing pulsating maroon snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	decent special snow crab	4	good	Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	fancy acceptable Ice Island Long Tea	3	good	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	blurry unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	huge ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	nasty snow mobile	0		Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	steel-toed ice bucket	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	fuchsia Socratic boxer's snow shovel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	ghostly narrow Sherlock's greasy hardened bod-ice	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	wool studded quilted strapping snow belt	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: 120, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	cyan frightening Sinatra's ice nine of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	lousy practically non-alcoholic En Una Fila Tequila	1	decent	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	decent	
7092	gray wizardly warbear dress helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	blue Socratic warbear dress bracers of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	pulsating beefcake's warbear dress greaves of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	frightening studded sweatband	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	Jeselnik's curative gym shorts	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	jittery gray Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's ankleweights	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	green zippy electrified MacGyver's sweat socks of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: 120, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	spinning twirling pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	mixed tumbling narrow Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	anodized oxidized bouncing spinning powder	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	Usain Bolt's licorice whip	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	tolerable mirror snakebite	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	rosewater-soaked reassuring candy stick	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	tiny bland squat pecan	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	bland pecan pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	special immense stale jittery candy mountain oyster	10	decent	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	weak drinkable chocotini	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	jittery frosty boxer's chocolate rabbit's foot of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	yummy miniature shaking candy carrot	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	flavorless candy carrot cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	coward's therapeutic carrot-on-a-stick	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	mirror weasel stomping pants of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	moldy mulberry	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	artisanal blue mulled berry wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	cyan groovy lemon party hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	lemon shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	deadly lemon drop trousers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	adjusted gray lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	maroon MacGyver's rosy-cheeked gummi sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	cold-filtered frozen blurry small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	warmed energized bouncing gummi fang	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	miniature normal special leftover canap&eacute;s	2	good	Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	bad magnum of champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	jittery ribald medical-grade cow creamer of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	moist warmed blinking Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	wobbly lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	ghostly zippy Jim Carey's wolf whistle	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	decent half-sized special witch's bread	2	good	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	pickled pulsating witch's brew	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	wobbly reassuring wool Tesla witch's bra	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	triple-distilled perfectly mixed mid-level medieval mead	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	non-energized altered cyan R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	purple spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	dry quadruple-pressed hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	ionized wet huge hare brush	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	ribald boxer's hare pin	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	decent tiny mirror cinnamon cannoli	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	hand-crafted expensive champagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	energized modified pulsating polo trophy	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	skewed rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	cyan ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	wobbly straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	skewed filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	wobbly glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	shellacked fire hose of courage of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	spoiled fireman's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	reassuring chaotic plain paper hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	decent ice cream sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	gravedigger's mansplainer's strapping &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	moldy plumber's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	fireproof supercool skull gearshift knob of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	normal huge nachos of the night	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	greedy rosewater-soaked grievous Sketcherz&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	moldy diet can of Adultwitch&trade;	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	galvanized concentrated spinning smudge stick	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	diffused Vulcanized wall	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	hand-crafted high-proof tankard of ale	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	flattened irradiated scroll case	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	non-flattened jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	pulsating shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	normal humble pie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	bouncing small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	improved spinning crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
7178	narrow jittery Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	purple The First Pizza	0		
7180	maroon jittery The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	tumbling The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	pulsating Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	jittery The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	red Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	bad unnamed cocktail	3	decent	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	cyan inspector's unrequired jacket	0		Item Drop: +15
7190	shaking tommy gun of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	blurry throwing fork	0		
7195	scorching cool breadchucks	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +25
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	cyan lard-coated combat fan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7198	bouncing weightlifter's silk skirt of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	gray Buddy Bjorn of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	jittery greedy double-paned The Nuge's favorite crossbow of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
7202	miniature flavorless tumbling sweet roll Alabama	2	decent	
7203	brainy Saturday Night Special	0		Mysticality: +5
7204	shaking lynyrd snare	0		
7205	censurious fleetwood chain	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
7206	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Green Manalishi	1	good	
7207	jittery Sinatra's blade	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
7208	spinning fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	ghostly eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	irradiated ionized blinking eagle feather	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 25
7211	non-pressed deionized red shaking one pill	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 23
7212	blurry Oprah's Jefferson wings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	moldy snack-sized fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2	crappy	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	ghostly fireproof lynyrdskin cap	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	Da Vinci's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
7219	Usain Bolt's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	shaking cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted shaking Flamin' Whatshisname	1	EPIC	
7223	non-ionized altered blue lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 61
7224	blurry purple slick Kashmir sweater of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Booze Drop: +100
7225	adequate tumbling custard pie	3	good	
7226	tea for one	1	decent	
7227	mediocre practically non-alcoholic blurry bottle of Evermore	1	decent	
7228	squat spinning box	0		
7229	artisanal practically non-alcoholic wine	1	EPIC	
7230	fancy smooth practically non-alcoholic rum	1	awesome	Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 35
7231	boozy mediocre enchanted tumbling Murderer's Punch	5	decent	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 40
7232	normal velvet cake	3	good	
7233	non-polarized letter	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 14
7234	fortified smooth book	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60
7235	red reassuring fireproof masque	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7236	scandalous red-hot poker	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7237	bouncing Newton's Red X Shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7238	brainy badge of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
7239	huge Temple Grandin's fortified shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +7
7240	coat of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Candy Drop: +100
7241	fireproof manspreader's shoe	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	wobbly button	0		
7244	ionized blood cells	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
7245	chilled boiled eye	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	Annie Oakley's Red Fox glove of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	Vulcanized pickled foxglove	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 29
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	twirling rosewater-soaked hale brainy Sneaky Pete's jacket of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	fuchsia Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	tolerable watered-down mini-martini	2	good	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	modified molotov soda	1	crappy	
7258	triple-aerosolized wet pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 35
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	teal supercharged wizardly Sneaky Pete's basket of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7262	ghostly &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	narrow photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	upside-down Sherlock's rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe Newton's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	upside-down Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	blinking Professor What garment	0		
7270	squat &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	twirling fuchsia supercool plastic Professor What	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7273	plastic Jared the Duskwalker of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
7274	smelly plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7275	hardened plastic Gary Claybender	0		Damage Reduction: 3
7276	squat prompt plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Adventures: +3
7277	denatured Vulcanized robot grease	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 40
7278	tumbling returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	altered cold-filtered wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 41
7280	tarnished wet cyan pulsating wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 30
7281	ionized improved wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 26
7282	nitrogenated quantum gray wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 56
7283	diffused huge blurry wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 31
7284	lightning-fast educational crying statue earrings	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	educational sage plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	MacGyver's arcane researcher's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	upside-down smooth Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of James Dean	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	supercool Space Tourist palmdoctor of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	ghostly fuchsia prompt lion tamer's cool amok putter	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3
7290	miniature normal upside-down amok pudding	2	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	pickled purple can of V-11	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	flame-retardant elevennis shoes of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	wobbly elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	jittery Newton's stylish elevenderizing hammer	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	squat Professor What T-Shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
7298	wobbly heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	ghostly Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	spinning Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	aerosolized eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 44
7309	ionized rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 23
7310	colloidal bronzer	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 39
7311	yellow Fonzie's elegant nightstick of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	yellow jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	double-paned curative shellacked ghost of a necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7319	knitted Elizabeth's Dollie of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
7320	Vulcanized super-aerosolized dry Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 41
7321	jittery Stephen's lab coat of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7322	dry Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 37
7323	wobbly lightning-fast brainy Jacob's rung	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +40
7324	denatured battery	1		
7325	tolerable special snakebite	3	good	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 40
7326	upside-down rock-hard rubber ribcage of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5
7327	dehydrated lime green synthetic marrow	1		
7328	super-dry funny bone	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 35
7329	Sherlock's coward's half-melted spoon	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +25
7330	boiled upside-down fuchsia the funk	1		
7331	normal gunky chicken	3	good	
7332	perfumed doll head	0		Stench Resistance: +5
7333	upside-down droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	brainy paddle-ball of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3
7336	dry skewed sound effects record	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 29
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	pickled twirling dancer	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 62
7339	green music box mechanism	0		
7340	smelly moose antlers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	vacuum-sealed extra-quantum spinning moose thought	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 62
7342	decent ghostly moose chocolate	3	good	
7343	weak bad spinning painting of a glass of wine	2	decent	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	shaking ornate picture frame	0		
7346	wobbly doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	twirling blinking tumbling sinister ghost toga of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25
7348	special normal tumbling sheet cake	4	good	Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 40
7349	green ghost key	0		
7350	red squat upside-down picture of you	0		
7351	rock-hard dance instructor's smartaleck's Staff of the Electric Range	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5
7352	thick normal deluxe layer cake	5	good	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	aged red-hot boilermaker	4	awesome	
7355	blue manspreader's coal shovel	0		Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	flattened bouncing hot coal	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 33
7357	galvanized coal dust	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 45
7358	huge curative Bram's choker of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	pulsating plaid bandage	0		
7361	teal rosewater-soaked plaid pocket square	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7362	censurious crafty plaid skirt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	activated pickled bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 49
7364	blinking fabric softener	0		
7365	non-dry blurry fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 31
7366	drinkable bottle of laundry sherry	4	good	
7367	aerosolized olive industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	delicious gigantic extra-flat panini	9	awesome	
7369	cold-filtered mangled finger	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 44
7370	artisanal pulsating Psychotic Train wine	4	EPIC	
7371	shaking narrow crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	thick rotten fuchsia pie man was not meant to eat	5	crappy	
7373	nippy sommelier's towel	0		Cold Damage: +10
7374	bouncing mirror grievous tarnished tastevin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
7375	bland actual tapas	3	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	scorching mansplainer's ghast iron cleaver	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25
7378	blinking vibrating ghast iron Garibaldi of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	blue therapeutic wicked ghast iron heater shield	0		Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7380	bouncing purple flame-retardant toasty ghast iron codpiece	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	jittery pulsating Pendant of Gargalesis of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7382	olive narrow Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	triple-improved chilled jittery pulsating Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	vacuum-sealed triple-adjusted concentrated maroon Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	enhanced altered mirror Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	ionized red Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	vacuum-sealed ionized olive Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	liquefied squat Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	double-energized anodized Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	double-quantum energized Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	warmed Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	improved tumbling Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	super-tarnished jittery Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	extra-irradiated ionized super-improved Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	modified Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	polarized Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	cold-filtered olive pulsating Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	ionized moist Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	wet wet Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	unsweetened pressed warmed tumbling pulsating bouncing Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	altered blinking blue Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	enhanced blurry Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	flattened alkaline Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	improved Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	gray Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	jittery Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	mirror Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	twirling Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	yellow Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	jittery Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	red Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	maroon Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	shaking pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	narrow salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	blinking bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	huge huge Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	dry blurry sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	moist ionized Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	alkaline Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	extra-energized Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	liquefied pressed yellow Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	pickled green pulsating shaking Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	extra-enhanced activated blurry Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	quantum pressed Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	flavorless Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	stale massive Brain Food Pastaco	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	miniature flavorless Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	stale huge cyan Medical Pastaco	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	immense fancy toothsome Energy Buzz Pastaco	8	awesome	Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	rotten super-sized jittery Ludovico Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	extra-dry hand-crafted green overpowering mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	perfectly mixed fancy watered-down tumbling shaking complex mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	irresponsibly strong drinkable smooth mushroom wine	8	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	aged watered-down blood-red mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	irresponsibly strong acceptable buzzing mushroom wine	6	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	bad swirling mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	diet rotten Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	spoiled Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	hand-crafted regular-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	hand-crafted teal super-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	lousy narrow broberry brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	artisanal watered-down brocolate brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	acceptable watered-down bouncing French bronilla brogurt	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	pulsating Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	sage Brogre brorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	lime green Jack Frost's Brogre brolo shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	Brogre bucket hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	wobbly one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	jittery wholesome 8-billed baseball cap of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	upside-down Usain Bolt's veiny extremely wet T-shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	tumbling rosy-cheeked stiffened weightlifter's shrimp fork	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	polarized BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	denatured skewed go-go potion	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	diffused liquefied irradiated shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	non-ionized wobbly Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	string of moist beads of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	spinning Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	non-dry quadruple-altered teal Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	boiled oxidized denatured sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	super-denatured quadruple-aerosolized double-frozen skewed lime green sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	delicious Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	awesome	
7483	perfectly mixed La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	4	EPIC	
7484	artisanal Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	squat drain dissolver	0		
7488	red mirror triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	skewed triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	drinkable bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	good	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	huge unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wobbly lime green wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	blinking Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	adjusted warmed moist Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 41
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	dry bouncing Texas tea	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 24
7503	rosy-cheeked dark hamethyst ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7504	MacGyver's dark baconstone ring	0		Maximum MP: +100
7505	dangerous dark porquoise ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10
7506	upside-down Sherlock's clever book	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +25
7507	Newton's cloak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7508	label	0		
7509	half-sized adequate enchanted Mornington crescent roll	2	good	Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 45
7510	unsweetened eye shadow	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 67
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	tarnished poppy	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 22
7513	blurry opium grenade	0		
7514	toasty crafty duonoculars	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	squat witch's spare house key	0		
7517	ghostly MacGyver's vibrating spider leg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	acceptable mirror glass of bourbon	3	good	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	enchanted flavorless maroon government cheese	3	decent	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	twirling pair of government shades of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	improved oxidized mirror shaking government	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	activated tarnished wobbly alien drugs	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	red skewed weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	blurry huge alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	jittery steel-toed government-issued night-vision goggles of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	diet adequate loaf of alien bread	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	gigantic rotten grilled cheese sandwich	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	vaporized jittery alien protein powder	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	drinkable rocket fuel	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	skewed alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	skewed alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	delicious extra-dry squat stealth bomber	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	blue twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	mirror ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	scorching space beast fur hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	greedy space beast fur pants	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	reassuring space beast fur whip	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	twirling inspector's knitted space heater	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	watered-down tolerable special bouncing space port	2	good	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	narrow censurious stanky space needle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	galvanized jittery buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	activated blue ash soda	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	ionized enhanced yellow liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	concentrated electrified dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	irradiated bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	dry ionized bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	tumbling page	0		
7556	bouncing elephant gift	0		
7557	aerosolized shaking huge blood cells	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 36
7558	acceptable wine	3	good	
7559	irradiated teal gummi turtle	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 62
7560	wobbly turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	concentrated enhanced giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 31
7562	moist musk turtle	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 67
7563	anodized teal programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 50
7564	pressed cold-filtered mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 11
7565	bland fuchsia ham steak	4	decent	
7566	teal aromatic time-twitching toolbelt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	foul-smelling nasty Time Lord Badge of Honor of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: 15, Adventures: +7
7569	maroon deadly arcane researcher's Newton's Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5
7570	quantum Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 29
7571	rosewater-soaked silent pea shooter of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
7572	moldy jumbo D roll	5	crappy	
7573	Annie Oakley's kiwi beak of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +7
7574	special drinkable New Zealand iced tea	4	good	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 15
7575	upside-down mansplainer's droll monocle of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7576	tarnished oxidized cold-filtered future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 27
7577	polarized altered gray future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 36
7578	energized red future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 63
7579	pulsating narrow twitching time capsule	0		
7580	modified huge shaking liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	normal rack of dinosaur ribs	3	good	
7583	drinkable weak spinning scotch on the rocks	2	good	
7584	lion tamer's hardy yabba dabba doo rag	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	MacGyver's veiny wooly loincloth	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	red helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	mediocre glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	acceptable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	mediocre watered-down thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	acceptable high-proof green Lucky Lindy	10	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	hand-crafted Bee's Knees	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	irresponsibly strong drinkable Sockdollager	9	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	acceptable strong lime green Ish Kabibble	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	fancy lousy weak Hot Socks	2	decent	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	hand-crafted boozy Phonus Balonus	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	lousy irresponsibly strong gray pulsating Flivver	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	aged Sloppy Jalopy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	triple-adjusted flame	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 35
7601	super-magnetized warmed temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 28
7602	activated Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 13
7603	Vulcanized upside-down neckbeard	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 18
7604	cold-filtered maroon jittery artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 42
7605	extra-oxidized blinking punk patch	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 42
7606	extra-quantum warmed blinking steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
7607	ionized modified vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 19
7608	improved Vulcanized turtle mud	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 23
7609	super-ionized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 39
7610	galvanized wobbly Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 35
7611	improved liquefied bouncing Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 41
7612	adjusted upside-down tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 17
7613	liquefied dry bouncing bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 34
7614	vacuum-sealed ionized voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 57
7615	electrified adjusted liquefied pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 22
7616	diffused activated pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 22
7617	Vulcanized irradiated blue short deposition	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 50
7618	enhanced straw pole	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 54
7619	wet galvanized copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 28
7620	polarized altered shaking ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 15
7621	boiled aerosolized ghostly ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 19
7622	irradiated button rouge	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 59
7623	boiled huge Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 27
7624	unsweetened quantum wobbly upside-down lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 28
7625	irradiated upside-down flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 21
7626	quadruple-flattened warmed oyster badge	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 59
7627	extra-cold-filtered green tumbling plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 25
7628	nitrogenated electrified adjusted ghostly dancing fan	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 21
7629	flattened magnetized gray skewed page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 11
7630	enhanced ionized upside-down magic powder	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 42
7631	adjusted skewed friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 41
7632	triple-boiled teal government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 41
7633	alkaline super-colloidal alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 20
7634	unsweetened irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55
7635	cold-filtered improved squat cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 18
7636	mansplainer's Socratic shellacked shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	pillow shell of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	whatsit-covered turtle shell of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	asbestos-lined chilly Jim Carey's turtle shell	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	squat shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	wobbly ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	lime green aquaconda brain	0		
7648	upside-down thunder thigh	0		
7649	altered spinning gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 33
7650	colloidal catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 24
7651	twirling freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	bouncing fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	teal fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	neoprene skullcap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	diffused extra-cold-filtered purple goblin water	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 69
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	snack-sized adequate Sogg-Os	2	good	
7663	skewed Fonzie's Da Vinci's savvy Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
7664	adjusted electrified huge Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 48
7665	altered boiled liquid ice	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 41
7666	irresponsibly strong artisanal jittery Wet Russian	8	EPIC	
7667	bland bite-sized filet of The Fish	1	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	medical-grade razor-sharp brawny thunder down underwear	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	coward's famous raincoat of the ox of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	cyan prompt energetic rock-hard lightning rod	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	wobbly veiny law-abiding citizen cane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
7673	lousy legitimate business on the beach	3	decent	
7674	Newton's hep waders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	yummy jive turkey leg	3	awesome	
7676	birdbone corset of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7677	warmed deionized gray candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 21
7678	lard-coated 4-dimensional fez	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	red throwing candy	0		
7680	super-absorbent tarp of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7681	fancy lousy unquiet spirits	3	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5
7682	double-paned banjo kazoo mount	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7683	non-improved nitrogenated grass	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 31
7684	red brainy Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Mysticality: +5
7685	Time Bandit Time Towel of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7686	blurry MacGyver's studded padded Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
7687	dry blue huge dog ointment	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 20
7688	olive sinister gumshoes of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
7689	wicked weightlifter's flapper floppers	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
7690	stanky sneakeasies of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7691	rosewater-soaked medical-grade plastic nunchaku	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	blinking mirror rosewater-soaked hand whip of the cougar of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	inspector's greasy dog trainer's glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	greedy experienced cap gun of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	fuchsia perfumed thinker's cassette player	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	spinning &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	triple-dry confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	improved modified confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	warmed double-anodized upside-down confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	modified bouncing rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	shellacked dance instructor's rubber cape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	huge vibrating stylish Thor's Pliers of the pedagogue of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	nitrogenated candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 44
7711	lime green Lo Pan's therapeutic water wings for babies	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7712	shaking beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	flavorless Strix stix	3	decent	
7714	sizzling dog trainer's manspreader's vampire pellet	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10
7715	weak smooth non-aged vinegar	2	awesome	
7716	skewed red unsanitized scalpel of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
7717	gladiator tunica of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7718	Roman sadnals of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7719	razor-sharp madius	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7720	ghostly ghostly radiator heater shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7721	boiled bouncing salt wages	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 51
7722	careful centurion helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	beefy pteruges	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	magnetized Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 38
7726	concentrated warmed Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 26
7727	aerosolized Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 59
7728	irradiated triple-electrified quantum red mirror Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 49
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	blurry transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	cyan tumbling Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	teal Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	pulsating Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	skewed Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	mirror Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	squat Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	cyan Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	gray Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	blue Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	shaking Temple Grandin's Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	knitted Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	mansplainer's Xiblaxian stealth trousers of bravery	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	nasty brawny Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	decent purple Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	bad bouncing fuchsia Xiblaxian space-whiskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	galvanized altered extra-flattened pulsating They liver	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	moldy They liver popsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	shaking holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	skewed narrow holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	dried olive shaking residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	experienced Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Experience: +2, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	foul-smelling crafty defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	censurious wool sinister Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	moist corrupted spinning the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	miniature decent fuchsia ghostly &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	altered lime green transdermal smoke patch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	huge skewed scorching shellacked Da Vinci's pair of plants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	Jim Carey's rock-hard Sasq&trade; watch of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	knitted forbidden wicked smoker's cloak	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	sizzling Tesla forbidden camouflage T-shirt of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	oxidized boiled experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	censurious gravedigger's veiny heavy-duty clipboard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	scandalous crafty occult battery-powered drill of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	tasty limp broccoli	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	Annie Oakley's crafty hat of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	galvanized tumbling monkey barf	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	adjusted concentrated warmed blurry narrow candy	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	bouncing inspector's friendly fortified jangly bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	miser's cuddly teddy bear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	pulsating Jim Carey's first-aid pouch of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	ionized energized vacuum-sealed shaking cyan airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	narrow bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	half-sized spoiled initiative shawarma	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	decent olive warm war shawarma	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	bland skewed karma shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	tolerable watered-down wobbly Jungle Juice	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	triple-distilled drinkable Amnesiac Ale	7	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Highest Bitter	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	Socratic mercenary pistol of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	flame-wreathed coward's mercenary rifle	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	skewed Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	squat Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	squat Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	decent seared dino steak	3	good	
7814	hand-crafted bottle of drinkin' gas	4	EPIC	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	blurry twirling gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	jittery simple AI	0		
7820	squat upside-down corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	gray blinking sentient meat mass	0		
7822	blue zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	teal french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	spinning steel-toed padded smartaleck's iShield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
7825	mirror cyan Van der Graaf weightlifter's earbuds of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7826	Van der Graaf vibrating stylish iFlail	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7827	rotten unidentifiable dried fruit	4	crappy	
7828	triple-distilled perfectly mixed flat cider	8	EPIC	
7829	zippy foul-smelling trench lighter of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	tarnished teal ghostly experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	shaking tumbling encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	pulsating GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	shaking blinking Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	tumbling bouncing special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	narrow special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	modified shaking perl necklace	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	wet pulsating Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	wet frozen ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	rotten snack-sized petit fortran	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	super-sized decent java cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	delicious cookie cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	blurry therapeutic plastic exo-suited miner	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	cyan energetic plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	sinister plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	flame-wreathed plastic Crimbot	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	smooth plastic Crimbomega	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	galvanized flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	spinning gravedigger's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	hardy servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	tumbling Annie Oakley's boxer's high-energy mining laser	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	squat peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	maroon nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	maroon Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	tumbling upside-down Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	gray Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	jittery Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	spinning Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	fuchsia bouncing Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	blurry Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	narrow Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	narrow Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	twirling Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	bouncing gray Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	narrow recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	ghostly recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	wobbly recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	twirling recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	cyan ghostly recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	tumbling scorching personal trainer's Size XI Wizard's Robe of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	vacuum-sealed tumbling Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 43
7915	liquefied Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 56
7916	olive mimeplasm	0		
7917	deionized BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 69
7918	wet denatured blinking Moonds	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 29
7919	aerosolized blurry blue Big Punk	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 32
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	gray turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	acceptable watered-down Friendly Turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery Agitated Turkey	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	delicious Ambitious Turkey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	massive bland neutron lollipop	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	perfectly mixed gamma nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	jittery red sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	squat green Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	vaporized maroon upside-down single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pulsating pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	blinking tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	manspreader's hardened occult outlaw bandana	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10
7947	strong lousy huge whiskey in a broken glass	5	decent	
7948	mediocre shot of mescal	4	decent	
7949	drinkable practically non-alcoholic pulsating glass of herbal tequila	1	good	
7950	green minin' dynamite	0		
7951	forbidden Sinatra's plaid cowboy hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	toasty smartaleck's rusted-out shootin' iron of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25
7954	pulsating rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	jittery spinning box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	steel-toed sinister weightlifter's Staff of Ed of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	narrow amulet	0		
7964	Staff of Fats of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	strapping World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Muscle: +5
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	jittery green boning knife	0		
7971	upside-down Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	distilled red mummified fig	1	good	Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 10
7973	twisted mummified loaf of bread	1	EPIC	
7974	vaporized bouncing mummified beef haunch	1	crappy	Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 25
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	huge holy spring water	0		
7979	pulsating purple spirit beer	0		
7980	blue twirling sacramental wine	0		
7981	mirror talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	zippy rosewater-soaked Sister Accessory	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only
7984	enhanced modified Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 56
7985	wicked parachute of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	blinking clever stylish pad	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	blue wobbly peeler of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	crafty pettipants of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	blinking MacGyver's panama hat of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	spinning therapeutic beefcake's pulsera	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	greedy foul-smelling police baton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	lime green double-paned toasty dance instructor's stylish plus-fours of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	Jeselnik's porkpie of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	scorching Oprah's pepper mill	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	pelerine of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	mirror executive phantom mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	modified narrow polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	boiled teal powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	deionized narrow choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	diffused smart watch	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	pressed alkaline augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	personal trainer's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	healthy toy Crimbot power glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	jittery toy Crimbot super fist of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	narrow curative toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	flattened Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	twirling Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	blurry Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	tumbling green Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	jittery heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	perfumed chilly Crimbomega drive chain of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	cyan Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	huge Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	improved pressed twirling fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	quadruple-chilled cold-filtered flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	dry irradiated and rain stick	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	decent olive Choco-Mint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	delicious hot mint schnocolate	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	compressed homeopathic mint tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	squat antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	shaking Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	skewed stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	skewed calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	nippy tope&eacute; of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	censurious baleful topiary tights	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
8036	padded topiary necktie	0		Damage Absorption: +20
8037	bland bowl of topioca	3	decent	
8038	huge topiary skunk	0		
8039	ghostly topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	blinking red trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	pulsating rock	0		
8043	twirling manspreader's pot	0		Monster Level: +10
8044	spelunking fedora of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8045	energetic sturdy machete	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
8046	shotgun of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8047	flame-wreathed boomerang	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
8049	wool mining helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +1
8050	mirror smooth X-ray goggles	0		Moxie: +15, Luck: +5
8051	blurry cape of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
8052	smartaleck's jetpack	0		Moxie Percent: +30
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	squat yellow spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
8056	yellow blinking torch	0		
8057	gray squat knitted Lo Pan's [spelunking test kit]	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3
8058	twirling foul-smelling plasma rifle	0		Stench Damage: +10
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	nippy hardy The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Luck: -6
8061	purple The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	ghostly monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	distilled spinning	1	awesome	Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	teal nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	shaking jittery Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	flame-wreathed rock-hard occult Spelunker's fedora	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	blue squat Lo Pan's sinister Spelunker's whip of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	shaking groovy Spelunker's khakis of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	jittery Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	shaking jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	wobbly mangled squirrel	0		
8091	mirror rat carcass	0		
8092	shaking toasty Sinatra's wicker kickers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	asbestos-lined weightlifter's wicker slicker	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	fuchsia coward's Socratic wicker knickers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	blue aromatic wicker ticker of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	yellow double-paned Jack Frost's wicker sticker	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	narrow foul-smelling wicker clicker of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	mixed skewed wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	bouncing Jack Frost's brainy belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	double-paned beefy badge	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	reassuring bowl of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	careful brooch of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	skewed maroon stylish breeches of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	hardy Newton's backpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	mixed bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	banded padded anvil	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	perfumed akubra of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	blurry hardened smartaleck's apron	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	spinning ghostly nippy shellacked ascot	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	up-at-dawn attache case of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	scandalous brainy accordion	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	vaporized upside-down aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	avaricious Newton's wig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	skewed wobbly fireproof Fonzie's winch crank	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	jittery wool dance instructor's widget	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	narrow inspector's whisk of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	resourceful boxer's walker	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	hardened waders of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	boiled spinning flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	blurry gaiters of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	tumbling knitted wizardly garland	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	avaricious groovy gunnysack	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	wholesome Herculean garibaldi	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	Van der Graaf girdle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	jittery lime green savvy gloves of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	denatured blurry smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	Usain Bolt's foul-smelling fiberglass fetish	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	squat shellacked fiberglass foil of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	green Temple Grandin's therapeutic fiberglass fannypack	0		Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	sinister fiberglass frock of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	Sinatra's experienced fiberglass fingerguard	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	steel-toed Fonzie's fiberglass fedora	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	pickled blue blinking fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	blue talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	mirror twirling manspreader's rubber spatula	0		Monster Level: +10
8139	fortified spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8140	Rosewater's crystalline reamer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
8141	occult macroplane grater	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
8142	Oprah's bastard baster	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
8143	deadly obsidian nutcracker	0		Weapon Damage: +5
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	narrow dog trainer's groovy glass eye	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
8146	deionized flattened maroon invisible potion	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 40
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	spinning family-friendly stanky padded ninjammies	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	liquefied pulsating Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 39
8150	corrupted narrow sugar sphere	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 47
8151	concentrated Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 25
8152	extra-galvanized polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 24
8153	adjusted modified frozen blinking twirling candy dish	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 33
8154	pressed liquefied teal bouncing Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 56
8155	galvanized liquefied huge talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 17
8156	spinning ghostly check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	vacuum-sealed twirling mouse skull	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 62
8161	liquefied really thick spine	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 18
8162	miser's slick skullcap	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	tumbling sharpshooter's forbidden three-legged pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	huge Jeselnik's remaindered axe of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
8165	upside-down low-budget shield	0		
8166	spinning Tesla thinker's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	snack-sized decent cyan pulsating baguette	2	good	
8168	ghostly glob of icing	0		
8169	unsweetened Vulcanized ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 18
8170	frozen activated jittery mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 45
8171	hand-crafted weak unflavored wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8172	bouncing carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	blinking bouncing sewer snake of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8174	yummy pigeon egg	4	awesome	
8175	greasy groovy jaunty feather	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8176	weak perfectly mixed premium malt liquor	2	EPIC	
8177	hardened brown paper pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3
8178	up-at-dawn miser's brown paper bag mask	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
8179	fuchsia Rosewater's ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	teal breadwand of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
8181	upside-down narrow blue asbestos-lined loafers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
8182	narrow jittery Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	nippy bread basket	0		Cold Damage: +10
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	veiny The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	pulsating olive Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	watered-down perfectly mixed Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8189	aged jittery bouncing Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	awesome	
8190	mediocre irresponsibly strong Orangemageddon wine cooler	8	decent	
8191	tolerable blue Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	good	
8192	enchanted lousy Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	decent	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 20
8193	gigantic moldy upside-down plain bagel	10	crappy	
8194	flavorless yellow glob of cream cheese	3	decent	
8195	bland immense loaf of soda bread	7	decent	
8196	stale special acceptable bagel	4	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 5
8197	adequate thick narrow standard-issue cupcake	5	good	
8198	spoiled snack-sized ultra-deluxe cupcake	2	crappy	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	adequate red popular tart	4	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	denatured Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 26
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	spinning jittery FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	upside-down family-friendly smooth expensive camera	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	narrow purple sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	anodized How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	wool rigging rope of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	twisted nasty snuff	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	shaking sewage-clogged pistol of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	double-polarized improved fuchsia beard incense	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	wholesome beefy perfume-soaked bandana	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	blurry toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	yummy half-sized toxo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	drinkable high-proof huge Lemonade-235	7	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	jittery lion tamer's smooth isotophat	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	red skewed Usain Bolt's fireproof Three Mile Island shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	resourceful medical-grade toxic mop	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	wobbly lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	resourceful deadly backwoods banjo of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	chaotic deadly weightlifter's ratskin pajama pants	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	anodized turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	Jeselnik's extremely unsafe fake washboard of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	asbestos-lined arcane researcher's Dinsey's oculus	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	frightening Dinsey's radar dish	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	grievous Dinsey's pizza cutter of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	olive chaotic Dinsey's brain of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	perfumed MacGyver's Dinsey's glove	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	coward's Dinsey's pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -45, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	red pulsating bouncing brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	blinking complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	scandalous lube-shoes	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	tumbling trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	wobbly veiny Dinsey mascot mask of the brute of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	adequate Dinsey food-cone	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	irresponsibly strong tolerable Dinsey Whinskey	8	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	quadruple-ionized moist blue Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	electrified stiffened fannypack	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	skewed chilly careful wholesome rock-hard arcane researcher's garbage sticker of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	nippy hale hazmat helmet of the overflowing toilet of courage of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	huge upside-down Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	blue blinking Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	blurry spinning Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	Vulcanized nasty gum	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 46
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	red lion tamer's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	bouncing Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	huge Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	maroon Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	greedy crafty therapeutic personal trainer's miracle whip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	Temple Grandin's sphygmayomanometer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	red mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	adequate unappetizing mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	bland narrow uninteresting mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	stale pulsating acceptable mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	small adequate enticing mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	stale gigantic mouth-watering mayolus	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	spinning newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	enchanted hand-crafted weak cyan twirling Afternoon Delight	2	EPIC	Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	ghostly Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	non-nitrogenated Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	pulsating The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	electrified activated squat mirror Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	mirror Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	dry quadruple-tarnished Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 32
8287	ghostly puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	jittery kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	upside-down boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	blinking prompt dice ring	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
8291	stylish dice belt buckle	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
8292	dangerous dice-print pajama pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10
8293	brainy dice-shaped backpack	0		Mysticality: +5
8294	dice-print do-rag of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8295	yellow dice sunglasses of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
8296	cyan Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	liquefied spinning dice	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 25
8298	bouncing pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	activated altered huge power pill	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	corrupted shaking pixel star	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	normal pixel banana	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	special weak acceptable tumbling pixel beer	2	good	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	unsweetened polymerized sludgesicle	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 33
8307	non-enhanced purple squat &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 32
8308	deionized piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 30
8309	colloidal baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 42
8310	triple-frozen .epub file	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 23
8311	nitrogenated flattened BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 36
8312	altered squat blurry cyan hustler shades	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 59
8313	chilled jerky stick	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 57
8314	oxidized costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 39
8315	pressed non-colloidal blurry muscle oil	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 27
8316	pickled bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 59
8317	colloidal magnetized twirling cyan pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 31
8318	chilled frozen sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 37
8319	boiled twirling jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 66
8320	dry one glove	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 41
8321	polymerized Vulcanized upside-down pulsating glove	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 21
8322	magnetized upside-down handful of fire	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 59
8323	moist Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 37
8324	pressed spinning disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 53
8325	non-moist yellow tumbling coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 25
8326	galvanized teal conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 30
8327	polymerized unsweetened Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 68
8328	polarized super-ionized lime green icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 32
8329	pressed energized smellbook	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 16
8330	non-pressed assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 65
8331	flattened skewed blinking filthy armor	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 66
8332	dry plague pie	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 20
8333	enhanced colloidal narrow mirror batarang	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 54
8334	denatured quantum spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 64
8335	double-liquefied warmed narrow cyan grease trap	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 44
8336	pickled Vulcanized upside-down shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 59
8337	dry concentrated activated porkpocket	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 35
8338	alkaline activated blurry Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 38
8339	frozen vacuum-sealed wobbly warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 11
8340	moist quadruple-flattened twirling janitor's mop	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 18
8341	pickled warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 43
8342	dry vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed skewed huge olive baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 56
8343	enhanced anodized denatured carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 34
8344	liquefied activated bronze polish	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 15
8345	triple-altered alkaline adjusted blinking ghostly crident	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 54
8346	pressed jittery totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 56
8347	aerosolized double-colloidal spray chrome	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 15
8348	electrified shaking filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 39
8349	dry corrupted hand of cards	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 24
8350	pickled pulsating damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 31
8351	polymerized tumbling lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 39
8352	frozen wobbly skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 15
8353	cold-filtered enhanced grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 56
8354	wet nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50
8355	dry magnetized iron torso box	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 38
8356	Vulcanized modified mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 27
8357	wet cold-filtered radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 29
8358	ionized maroon x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 58
8359	aerosolized wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 21
8360	moist pulsating shaking hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 26
8361	unsweetened double-deionized non-polarized squat child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 54
8362	pickled devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 31
8363	pressed aerosolized mirror shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 55
8364	aerosolized cyan alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 35
8365	improved denatured warmed upside-down novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 59
8366	diffused pressed fuchsia bouncing invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 53
8367	quantum super-pickled cold-filtered huge handful of stubble	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 13
8368	colloidal anodized gray twirling garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 62
8369	flattened gray plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 30
8370	double-unsweetened pickled funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 38
8371	non-boiled maroon bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 69
8372	vacuum-sealed activated jittery flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 42
8373	irradiated chilled pulsating captured boozles	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 23
8374	dry wet blinking drinks tray	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 43
8375	chilled polymerized blinking eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 41
8376	red submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	moldy fancy huge pixel lemon	4	crappy	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	perfectly mixed pixel daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	warmed frozen spinning power pill	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	quadruple-oxidized pixel potion	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	green bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	huge mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	shaking mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	wobbly mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	bouncing wobbly gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	blue mirror hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	pulsating pulsating The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	skewed The Emperor's new hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	Herculean The Emperor's new shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	shaking boxer's The Emperor's new pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	scorching rock-hard lead pipe	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	upside-down Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's rope	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	zippy brawny wrench	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	Jim Carey's thinker's candlestick	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	shaking hale cool knife	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	blurry flame-retardant clever revolver	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	yellow 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	spinning savory dry noodles	0		
8407	yummy pestopiary	3	awesome	
8408	non-polarized ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 29
8409	adequate thick crudles	5	good	
8410	spoiled diet agnolotti arboli	1	crappy	
8411	normal spaghetti with ghost balls	4	good	
8412	moldy ghostly succulent marrow	3	crappy	
8413	moldy salacious crumbs	4	crappy	
8414	immense yummy fusilli marrownarrow	7	awesome	
8415	decent suggestive strozzapreti	3	good	
8416	shaking Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	bland Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	decent	
8418	pulsating oyster sauce	0		
8419	spoiled mirror linguini immondizia bianco	3	crappy	
8420	rotten bouncing shells a la shellfish	3	crappy	
8421	blinking Jick's autograph	0		
8422	pulsating high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	bouncing shaking Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	wobbly spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	jittery hot spore pod	0		
8433	squat bouncing cool spore pod	0		
8434	red jingling spore pod	0		
8435	gravedigger's fortified LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	asbestos-lined stiffened LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	careful LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	huge thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	blurry full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	narrow uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	blue uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	pulsating capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	narrow capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	jittery heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	shaking LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	ghostly crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	perfumed cool high-temperature mining mask	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	sharpshooter's wizardly fireproof megaphone	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	snack-sized normal upside-down mineapple	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	acceptable Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	cyan SMOOCH soda	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	special stale smelted roe	3	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	bad practically non-alcoholic blurry lavawater	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	irradiated non-deionized bouncing basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	gray wholesome Fonzie's slick lavalarva	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	wobbly shaking sizzling hale lava balaclava of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	family-friendly foul-smelling hardy basaltamander buckler	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	diffused lava globs	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	flavorless gooey lava globs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	pulsating horrifying lava-proof pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	upside-down hale heat-resistant necktie of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	supercharged therapeutic arcane researcher's heat-resistant gloves	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	moldy very hot lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	mediocre asbestos thermos	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	pickled liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	spoiled disco biscuit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	hand-crafted triple-distilled Quaatorade&trade;	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	tumbling toasty quilted biker's hat of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	MacGyver's feathered headdress of chilblains of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	friendly electrician's hardhat of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	gray &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	wobbly bouncing airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	ghostly Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	shaking New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	ghostly smooth velvet pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	arcane researcher's smooth velvet shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	yellow zippy smooth velvet hat	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	scorching smooth velvet pocket square	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	bouncing supercool smooth velvet socks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	shaking smooth velvet hanky of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	spinning ruddy cool The One Mood Ring	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	spinning Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	bouncing the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	purple signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	red squat glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	twisted tumbling huge SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	double-colloidal cold-filtered labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	flame-retardant Jack Frost's groovy Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	banded grease cannon of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	non-tarnished polarized double-polymerized maroon wobbly demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	dance instructor's personal trainer's love of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	Herculean smartaleck's supercool Pener's drumstick	0		Moxie Percent: 50, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	experienced deuce cape of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	cool Lavalos's shell of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	supercharged smooth velvet bra of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	reassuring SMOOCH bracers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	lime green upside-down family-friendly SMOOCH kneepads	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	SMOOCH spaulders of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	studded Herculean SMOOCH codpiece	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	SMOOCH breastplate of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	rotten spinning spinning cyan lava cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	bland special pink slime	3	decent	Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 15
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	yellow Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	normal devil hair pasta	3	good	
8530	normal spagecialetti	4	good	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	moldy libertagliatelle	4	crappy	
8535	decent fancy yellow turkish mostaccioli	4	good	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 10
8536	yummy small linguini of the sea	2	awesome	
8537	diffused electrified twirling Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 52
8539	blurry Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	spinning drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	bland low-calorie Fettris	1	decent	
8543	miniature decent fusillocybin	2	good	
8544	stale small blinking jittery prescription noodles	2	decent	
8545	vaporized blood-drive sticker	1	decent	Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 10
8546	denatured shaking bag of grain	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 47
8547	cold-filtered Vulcanized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 13
8548	frozen quadruple-irradiated adjusted blurry shady shades	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 67
8549	oxidized ionized pulsating squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 19
8550	big stale weird gazelle steak	5	decent	
8551	toothsome upside-down sausage without a cause	3	awesome	
8552	dry shaking face paint	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 47
8553	acceptable emergency margarita	4	good	
8554	mediocre spirit-forward huge vintage smart drink	5	decent	
8555	skewed a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	blue Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	huge The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	chilled wobbly Wickers bar	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 27
8559	warmed bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 30
8560	alkaline polarized jittery Aerheads	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 48
8561	magnetized Wrotz	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 62
8562	non-colloidal dry modified Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 59
8563	magnetized dry upside-down fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 57
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	maroon Jim Carey's educational stylish barrel lid	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	gravedigger's foul-smelling Annie Oakley's barrel hoop earring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	wholesome bankruptcy barrel of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	upside-down tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	twirling ghostly weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	shaking barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	jittery barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	tumbling moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	mediocre fancy bottle of Amontillado	3	decent	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	strong acceptable bouncing barrel-aged martini	5	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	moldy barrel pickle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	spoiled half-sized barrel cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	mixed vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	dried mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	teal frightening KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	up-at-dawn Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	pulsating scorching barrel gun	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	skewed barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	decent twirling water log	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	blurry scandalous electrified barrelhead	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	frosty wholesome bottoms of the barrel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	nippy sinister chest barrel	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	auspicious Temple Grandin's double barreled barrel gun	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	blurry rock-hard hardened quilted triple barreled barrel gun	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 8, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	pulsating Da Vinci's barrel beryl choker of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	nippy hardened barrel beryl nose ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	blurry up-at-dawn crafty barrel beryl ring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	twirling potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	double-galvanized aerosolized cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	non-polarized blinking cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	frozen anodized cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	nitrogenated tarnished cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	pickled pressed narrow cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	energized cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	double-unsweetened tumbling cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	magnetized polymerized cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	enhanced anodized bouncing cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	dry cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	enhanced super-galvanized narrow twirling cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	alkaline cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	pressed cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	cold-filtered skewed fuchsia cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	corrupted gray cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	Vulcanized twirling lime green cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	ionized tumbling cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	alkaline spinning cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	corrupted huge cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	polarized improved cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	liquefied unsweetened cyan cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	improved cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	chilled upside-down shaking cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dried shaking cuppa Activi tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	modified shaking cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	frozen irradiated dry shaking cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	non-altered nitrogenated cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	energized liquefied cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	chilled cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	adjusted corrupted spinning cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	quantum cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	irradiated extra-quantum improved cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	purple cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	flattened tarnished cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	pickled quantum cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	miser's greasy shellacked Royal scepter	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	rotten snack-sized bowl of eyeballs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	rotten bowl of mummy guts	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	bland mirror bowl of maggots	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	tolerable practically non-alcoholic wobbly blood and blood	1	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Jack-O-Lantern beer	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	distilled tolerable zombie	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	yellow Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	narrow tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	personal trainer's savvy crown of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	shaking knitted shellacked fortified hawk	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +3
8655	toothsome hamlet sandwich	3	awesome	
8656	Othello's military jacket of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8657	Othello's dagger of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
8658	avaricious Othello's handkerchief	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
8659	chilled bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	twirling wicked supercool ghostly dagger of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5
8663	delicious ghost beer	3	awesome	
8664	Othello set of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
8665	purple rotten tomato	0		
8666	ghostly Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	yellow greedy auspicious strapping Yorick	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20
8668	rose	0		
8669	pulsating tulip	0		
8670	blurry tulip	0		
8671	red tumbling tulip	0		
8672	teal skewed Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	ghostly Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	olive airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	skewed pulsating one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	pickled galvanized shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	tasty diet iceberg lettuce	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	watered-down artisanal ice wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	avaricious Wal-Mart snowglobe of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	spinning shellacked occult Rosewater's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	stanky foul-smelling brainy Wal-Mart overalls	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	upside-down To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	huge The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	squat Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	upside-down Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	yellow perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	red resourceful bellhop's hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	hand-crafted ice porter	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	extra-dry blue exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	blurry bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	quantum electrified olive shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	upside-down pulsating hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	denatured medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	big decent ice rice	5	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted iced plum wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	zippy ribald training belt of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	blurry green scandalous beefcake's training legwarmers of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	vibrating training helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	upside-down training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	blinking machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	powdered bouncing abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	compressed shaking abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	distilled bouncing abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	distilled huge narrow abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	altered fuchsia abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	mixed abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	powdered abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	diluted blurry abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	modified twirling abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	diluted gray blurry abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	blue modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	tasty VYKEA meatballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	drinkable extra-dry VYKEA mead	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	magnetized cold-filtered concentrated VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	bouncing VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	ghostly VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	jittery VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	squat VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	yellow sharpshooter's healthy VYKEA hex key of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	normal low-calorie tin of submardines	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	drinkable special shaking bottle of norwhiskey	3	good	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	boiled twirling huge octolus oculus	1	good	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	gray sharpshooter's medical-grade therapeutic sardine can key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	lard-coated supercool norwhal helmet of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	spinning auspicious fireproof savvy octolus-skin cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	tolerable practically non-alcoholic perfect cosmopolitan	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	tolerable perfect negroni	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	drinkable perfect dark and stormy	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted perfect mimosa	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	hand-crafted perfect old-fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	practically non-alcoholic lousy perfect paloma	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	liquefied huge narrow That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	quadruple-alkaline Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	Vulcanized Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	unsweetened bouncing Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	polarized blurry Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	mirror airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	polymerized triple-moist spinning Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	ionized triple-nitrogenated polymerized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	dry communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	adequate Crimbo salad	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	normal big ghostly bread line	5	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	strong acceptable bark rootbeer	5	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	acceptable ale	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	narrow jittery plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	Jim Carey's plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	wool plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	ghostly banded plastic Crimborgatron	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	medical-grade plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	cyan bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	fuchsia stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	squat BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	teal huge Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	weak delicious Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	upside-down Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	pickled cyan pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	ghostly huge steel-toed beefy reusable shopping bag of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	Temple Grandin's coarse hemp socks	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	lightning-fast armband	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	ghostly bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	mirror lime green pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	spinning pine cone necklace of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	bouncing perfumed reindeer hammer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	elf ploughshare of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	skewed faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	blinking faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	tumbling shellacked elven tambourine	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	thinker's reindeer sickle	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	shaking The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	pulsating Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	squat bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	mirror high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	spinning purple high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	spinning experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	blurry fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	twirling confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	spinning Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	decent Kudzu salad	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	altered teal Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	fancy lousy strong Miss Graves' vermouth	5	decent	Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	moldy huge olive The Plumber's mushroom stew	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	diluted The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	tolerable watered-down The Mad Liquor	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	weak lousy Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	huge adequate Mr. Burnsger	8	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	diluted The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	skewed maroon hardened banded The Jokester's gun of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	jittery foul-smelling The Jokester's wig of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	twirling electrified therapeutic The Jokester's pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	anodized Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	twirling mirror battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	twirling basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	colloidal improved maroon robin's egg	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	decent massive fancy robin flan	9	good	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	watered-down perfectly mixed robin nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	twirling teal exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	polymerized polarized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 50
8841	activated liquefied spinning ghostly Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 43
8842	chilled vacuum-sealed infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 64
8843	flattened can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 62
8844	alkaline purple spinning The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 29
8845	triple-boiled super-flattened bag of random words	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 53
8846	vacuum-sealed double-electrified cyan tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 28
8847	frozen twirling red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 39
8848	pickled enhanced question juice	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 60
8849	adjusted ghostly tube of villain	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
8850	blinking Usain Bolt's your cowboy boots	0		Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	shaking inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	slick quicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	flame-retardant wholesome thicksilver ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	squat ruddy extremely unsafe wicksilver ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	Annie Oakley's Oprah's personal trainer's slicksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	huge pulsating sizzling banded Newton's sicksilver ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	twirling experienced beefy nicksilver ring of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	cyan lightning-fast therapeutic ticksilver ring	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	blue flame-retardant quilted Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	double-paned greasy brawny Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	nasty wholesome hardened Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	shaking resourceful Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	gravedigger's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	teal squat wholesome Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	inspector's MacGyver's stiffened razor-sharp Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	tumbling blurry Annie Oakley's crafty Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	big delicious plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	rotten snack-sized plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	immense flavorless blinking plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	super-sized stale plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	spoiled plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	moldy diet plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	adequate lime green narrow plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	tiny normal plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	moldy miniature plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	adequate plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	padded educational Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	spinning sizzling Oprah's grievous Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	huge olive greedy wizardly Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	tumbling censurious fireproof thinker's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	fortified extremely unsafe Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	squat buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	irradiated ionized poker face paint	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	squat gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	triple-wet vacuum-sealed triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	extra-corrupted polymerized ghost bit	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	extra-dry buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	frozen ionized blurry lion musk	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	toothsome bear claw	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	enhanced polarized narrow rattler gland	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	polymerized squat half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	adjusted spinning tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	half-sized moldy upside-down rotting beefsteak	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	distilled mediocre firemilk	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	adjusted electrified blurry spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	mixed huge moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	blinking reassuring therapeutic western-style skinning knife	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	scorching steel knuckles	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	wobbly ghostly The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	gray LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	jittery Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	blinking Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	spinning yellow narrow disc (white)	0		
8924	twirling disc (black)	0		
8925	blinking disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	ionized demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	shaking baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	ghostly mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	maroon cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	fuchsia jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	twirling pulsating quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	upside-down slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	yellow blinking nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	blurry ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	skewed special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	blurry Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	blinking red briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	energetic Da Vinci's one-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
8960	auspicious brainy two-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +10
8961	resourceful three-gallon hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50
8962	green auspicious padded four-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +10
8963	tumbling Usain Bolt's five-gallon hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
8964	yellow double-paned Rosewater's six-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
8965	nippy seven-gallon hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +10
8966	squat up-at-dawn studded eight-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +5
8967	tumbling foul-smelling Socratic nine-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10
8968	shaking Rosewater's beefcake's ten-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30
8969	blue Van der Graaf dance instructor's eleven-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8970	shaking toy sixgun	0		
8971	huge snake oil	0		
8972	ionized warmed skin oil	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 58
8973	pressed dry yellow unusual oil	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40
8974	polymerized eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 68
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	improved red patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 11
8977	deionized electrified patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 26
8978	unsweetened jittery patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 27
8979	polarized quadruple-dry flattened patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 32
8980	vacuum-sealed quantum patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
8981	energized ionized narrow patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 53
8982	diffused corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 38
8983	bad rodeo whiskey	3	decent	
8984	pulsating Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	lard-coated real cowboy hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8986	shaking Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	green Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	jittery electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	blinking do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	modified blurry armored prawn	1		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	miniature adequate special jumping horseradish	2	good	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	tolerable watered-down cyan Sacramento wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	wet red Greek fire	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	Jeselnik's wicked wizardly ox-head shield of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	shaking fuchsia blinking therapeutic baleful Sinatra's experienced dented scepter of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	jittery crafty curative wholesome Herculean very pointy crown of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	tumbling perfumed Temple Grandin's steel-toed thinker's battle broom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	Tesla stiffened Samson's carpe of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	fireproof rosy-cheeked groovy codpiece of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	executive asbestos-lined electrified occult troutsers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	narrow twirling Sherlock's hardened stiffened boxer's bass clarinet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 4, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	ghostly blinking aromatic wool dangerous boxer's fish hatchet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	stanky sinister educational tunac of terror	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	olive fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	quadruple-frozen pulsating wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	lousy skewed bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	galvanized yellow high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	brawny fishin' hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	mirror mirror dangerous sonar fishfinder	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	green luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	tumbling disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	upside-down meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	half-sized delicious gallon of milk	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	upside-down daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	squat First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	prompt First Post shirt - Cir Senam of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	decent yellow star salad	3	good	
9031	narrow Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	spoiled bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	crappy	
9033	skewed Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	huge rotten browser cookie	9	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	drinkable hacked gibson	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	blurry Source shades of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	teal twirling Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	narrow lime green Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	squat Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	squat Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	pulsating lime green Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	spinning Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	skewed Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	ghostly Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	pulsating Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	twirling Jeselnik's wholesome plastic detective badge of Tarzan of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	purple medical-grade quilted brainy bronze detective badge of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 20, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	perfumed Oprah's detective badge of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	Temple Grandin's hale rosy-cheeked forbidden detective badge	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	purple cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	scandalous ruddy detective roscoe of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	energized improved gray shoe gum	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	stiffened arcane researcher's noir fedora of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	tumbling blinking aromatic Herculean trench coat of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	bad spinning Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	normal massive hardboiled egg	10	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	skewed detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	flame-wreathed Jim Carey's occult sage brawny beefy protonic accelerator pack	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	spinning almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	bouncing blinking lard-coated Adventurer bobblehead	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	olive squat executive stiffened bindle	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	medical-grade educational fleshy lump	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	forbidden brawny smoldering bagel punch	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	resourceful baleful ghostly reins	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	double-paned derringer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	Mr. Screege's spectacles of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	inspector's gravedigger's extremely unsafe Spookyraven signet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	bouncing spinning hale tie-dyed fannypack of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	hale healthy burnt snowpants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	blinking inspector's standards and practices guide	0		Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	narrow wholesome deadly Sinatra's Carpathian longsword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's experienced Liam's mail	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	executive scorching studded Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Samson's Wrist-Boy	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	irradiated moist Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 66
9108	pulsating lead umbrella	0		
9109	liquefied shaking Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 52
9110	polarized mirror Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 40
9111	cold-filtered purple Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
9112	pickled modified activated tumbling EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 12
9113	alkaline oxidized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 19
9114	triple-warmed The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 69
9115	enhanced moist Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 33
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	skewed repaid diaper of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9118	bouncing Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	smooth ghostly fuchsia Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	foul-smelling Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	twirling School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	jittery baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	drinkable unidentified drink	4	good	
9127	hardy studded KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50
9128	squat stanky crafty razor-sharp discarded swimming trunks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
9129	adjusted anodized mirror ghostly diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 37
9130	super-unsweetened charisma potion	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 66
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	olive healthy pistol of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
9133	mirror KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	small moldy blurry leftover pasty	2	crappy	
9135	hand-crafted twirling very whiskey	3	EPIC	
9136	twirling shaking li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	narrow li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	upside-down pulsating li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	jittery li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	blue li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	teal li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	cold-filtered squat hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	double-liquefied improved super-Vulcanized narrow Prunets	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 54
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	warmed adjusted olive invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	extra-energized polarized invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	spoiled pulsating red raw sweet potato	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	spoiled tiny raw beans	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	moldy raw stuffing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	spoiled upside-down raw cranberry sauce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	stale small mirror raw turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	flavorless diet squat raw mincemeat	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	adequate mirror ghostly raw potato	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	enchanted rotten narrow raw gravy	4	crappy	Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	bland raw bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	scandalous Tesla mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	toasty slick glass casserole dish of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	quilted educational can opener	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	compressed skewed purple turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	cyan strapping glass pie plate of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	dog trainer's therapeutic potato masher	0		Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	spoiled low-calorie sweet potatoes	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	tiny adequate bean casserole	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	delicious snack-sized baked stuffing	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	fancy gigantic decent cranberry cylinder	9	good	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	big flavorless thanksgiving turkey	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	adequate mince pie	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	normal mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	spoiled warm gravy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	decent wobbly bread roll	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	rotten bite-sized leftovers	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	spoiled leftovers sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	blinking pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	wobbly spinning bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	double-irradiated ionized eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	tolerable spinning eldritch extract	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	smooth Official Council Aide Pin of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	mediocre pulsating eldritch distillate	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	vaporized blurry eldritch essence	1		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	blinking sinister Science Notebook	0		Spell Damage: +10
9197	Jeselnik's nasty hardy eldritch hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	friendly steel-toed experienced eldritch pants	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	tolerable triple-distilled wobbly eldritch elixir	10	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	medical-grade quilted Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	cyan skewed ghostly lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	huge Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	blinking sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	ball and chain of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	maroon candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	gingerbread tophat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	gingerbread waistcoat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	green cool gingerbread trousers	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	red padded stylish candy dress shoes of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	cyan greasy friendly candy necktie of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	foul-smelling rosy-cheeked experienced chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	jittery broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	twirling interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	wobbly sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	jumbo bland twirling animal part cracker	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	tolerable distilled gingerbread wine	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	bite-sized special adequate spinning gingerbread mug	1	good	Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	narrow ghostly crafty gingerbread mask	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	jittery MacGyver's occult brawny gingerservo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	Vulcanized triple-activated skewed tainted icing	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	gingerbeard of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	Jim Carey's wizardly gingerbread hoodie	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	mirror Van der Graaf Herculean gingerbread pistol	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	huge Da Vinci's marzipan briefcase of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	blurry dangerous creme brulee torch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	wobbly candy crowbar of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	Oprah's vibrating candy screwdriver	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	lime green skewed Rosewater's pumpkin spice candle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	Vulcanized nitrogenated gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	executive nasty gingerbread gavel	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	lousy upside-down ginger beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	adjusted denatured double-pickled industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	cold-filtered anodized fuchsia fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	tolerable enchanted high-end ginger wine	4	good	Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	executive plastic bad vibe	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	foul-smelling plastic angry vikings	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	plastic Your Brain of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	plastic Krampus of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	quadruple-tarnished enhanced blinking Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	tarnished tumbling Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	corrupted upside-down shaking Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	rotten half-sized spiritual candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	high-proof lousy cyan spiritual eggnog	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	rotten spiritual fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	diet special normal tumbling spiritual gingerbread	1	good	Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	upside-down Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	skewed gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	pulsating teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	extra-moist rock candy	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	yummy green-iced sweet roll	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	fuchsia sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	ghostly chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	gravedigger's Third Eye of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	horrifying Krampus Horn of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	super-sized flavorless hambrosier	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	mediocre chakra-mental wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	nitrogenated chakra malt	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	moldy Black Angus blackburger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	perfectly mixed strong brandy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	corrupted anodized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	therapeutic hale bad vibroknife	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	shaking cyan wicked crystal belt buckle of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	flame-wreathed scorching saffron antaravasaka	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	deadly smooth saffron uttarasanga	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	shaking gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	Lo Pan's Tesla sage Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	moldy jumbo Eldritch snap	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	powdered hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	modified red blinking jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	modified gray jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	diluted sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	distilled blurry red huge stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	gray space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	flavorless massive toast with hot jelly	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	decent tiny toast with jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	yummy ghostly toast with jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	immense flavorless maroon toast with sleaze jelly	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	normal purple toast with stench jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	mirror pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	upside-down scorching Tesla wax hand	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	candle of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	normal blinking wax pancake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	chilly grievous wax face	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	tolerable bouncing wax booze	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	pickled shaking sea jelly	1		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	jumbo adequate sea truffle	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	blue mirror mirror tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	skewed narrow crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	personal trainer's recovered cufflinks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	extra-aerosolized spinning LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	denatured colloidal aerosolized LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	aerosolized liquefied adjusted tumbling LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	mirror shaking boxer's slick LOV Eardigan of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	wobbly auspicious energetic Newton's LOV Epaulettes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	upside-down avaricious Lo Pan's smartaleck's LOV Earrings	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	skewed LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	diluted red LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	beefcake's LOV Elephant	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	twirling wool eldritch scanner	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	polarized squat eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	maroon LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	lime green double-paned arcane researcher's experienced eldritch hammer	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	snack-sized adequate squat shaking eldritch mushroom	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	big decent eldritch mushroom pizza	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	mirror eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	deionized dry green blinking eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	upside-down Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	wobbly bottlecap	0		
9344	narrow red discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	olive pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	huge blurry bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	jittery elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	narrow bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	mirror cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	olive shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	bouncing lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	yellow shaking fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	blue pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	wobbly slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	mirror imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	high-proof mediocre ghostly literal grasshopper	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	practically non-alcoholic tolerable jittery double entendre	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	boozy mediocre Phlegethon	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	artisanal Siberian sunrise	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	hand-crafted mentholated wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	tolerable low tide martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	weak lousy shroomtini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	artisanal morning dew	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	artisanal boozy whiskey squeeze	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	artisanal watered-down spinning great fashioned	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	lousy spinning Gnomish sagngria	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	practically non-alcoholic mediocre teal vodka stinger	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong extremely slippery nipple	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	high-proof artisanal piscatini	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	triple-distilled hand-crafted upside-down pulsating Churchill	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	mediocre soilzerac	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	hand-crafted London frog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	perfectly mixed nothingtini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	fancy acceptable spinning wobbly eighth plague	4	good	Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	perfectly mixed strong single entendre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	boozy tolerable reverse Tantalus	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	bad huge elemental caipiroska	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	artisanal Feliz Navidad	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	tolerable special practically non-alcoholic Bloody Nora	1	good	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	special fortified hand-crafted olive moreltini	5	EPIC	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	perfectly mixed hell in a bucket	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	perfectly mixed skewed Newark	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	smooth R'lyeh	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	perfectly mixed enchanted Gnollish sangria	3	EPIC	Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	drinkable triple-distilled vodka barracuda	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	enchanted lousy high-proof Mysterious Island iced tea	9	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	acceptable drive-by shooting	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	lousy huge blue gunner's daughter	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	drinkable huge dirt julep	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	bad watered-down Simepore slime	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	lousy Phil Collins	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	narrow toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	huge Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	purple narrow squat exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	red gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	huge high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	bouncing Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	tumbling alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	blinking geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	moldy squat edible alien plant bit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	skewed ghostly alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	dried olive alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	huge alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	decent alien meat	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	wobbly alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	pulsating complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	skewed fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	compressed wobbly skewed squat alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	upside-down murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	magnetized alkaline alien medicine	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	normal immense fuchsia alien salad	8	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	acceptable blurry alien booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	rosewater-soaked energetic baleful alien mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	manspreader's hale smooth alien spear	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	teal blurry perfumed reassuring therapeutic alien blowgun	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	arcane researcher's alien loincloth of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	blinking scorching chaotic alien totem of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	bouncing stanky stylish alien necklace of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	tumbling spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	bouncing spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	huge stanky supercool spants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	shaking greasy dance instructor's spant shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	family-friendly stiffened spant shoulderpads	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	teal huge padded beefy spant backplate	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	arcane researcher's spant spear of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	mirror murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	squat murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	deionized pulsating murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	upside-down murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	censurious greasy toasty murderbot mask	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	improved blue murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	asbestos-lined hale murderbot whip	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	censurious sharpshooter's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	upside-down Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	mirror yellow Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	rotten Aldebaran sardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	tolerable triple-distilled Centauri fish wine	7	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	vaporized tumbling red oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	pulsating ruddy Spacegate scientist's insignia of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	tumbling curative fortified Spacegate military insignia	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	ribald Spacegate diplomat's insignia of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	upside-down Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	spoiled huge maroon alien sandwich	6	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	tumbling glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	polymerized Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 11
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	quadruple-diffused Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	extra-altered Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	moist skewed Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	quantum enhanced pickled upside-down Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	energized altered Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	frozen quantum cold-filtered purple Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	super-unsweetened Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	bland shaking Affirmation Cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	mirror twirling Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	pressed Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 52
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	nippy friendly slick Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	acceptable practically non-alcoholic olive basic martini	1	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	triple-distilled mediocre lime green improved martini	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	perfectly mixed splendid martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	narrow can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	twirling tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	steel-toed supercool plastic gundam of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	squat Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	maroon jittery wobbly Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	skewed Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	upside-down L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	yellow wobbly wobbly Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	teal Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	upside-down Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	diet enchanted stale meteoreo	1	decent	Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	artisanal practically non-alcoholic meadeorite	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	fuchsia meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	careful studded meteortarboard of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	up-at-dawn wizardly brainy meteorite guard	0		Mysticality: 30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	twirling beefcake's meteorb of the ox	0		Muscle: 45, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	tumbling prompt asteroid belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	rosewater-soaked energetic arcane researcher's meteorthopedic shoes	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	squat Oprah's therapeutic hardened shooting morning star	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	mirror Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	ghostly corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	Usain Bolt's auspicious blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	pulsating xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	spinning exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	lousy shaking DUFRESNE Suds	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	stiffened grievous mafia pinky ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
9547	acceptable tumbling flask of port	3	good	
9548	maroon Jeselnik's razor-sharp contract enforcement stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
9549	bite-sized toothsome Hide-rox&trade; cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	fortified drinkable jug of booze	5	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	dry chilled blue narrow pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	unsweetened improved temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	boiled purple glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	non-galvanized moist ionized pulsating twirling new habit	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	tumbling hardened thinker's pearl necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	spinning X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	spinning O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	spinning amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	aromatic reassuring padded protection stick of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
9563	vacuum-sealed anodized cyan roll of meat	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 53
9564	mafia thumb ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
9565	magnetized Vulcanized cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	careful educational mafia middle finger ring	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	thinker's steel drivin' hammer of the storm of the businessman of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100
9568	tumbling green piece of steel	0		
9569	wool mafia pointer finger ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	bouncing chaotic worksite credentials	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
9571	Jeselnik's coward's negotiatin' hammer of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	yellow mafia wedding ring of the brazier of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9576	veiny mafia organizer badge	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
9577	maroon mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	normal unfinished fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	extra-energized warmed and cracker	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	smooth distilled neg grog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	rotten spinning half double fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	massive toothsome hushed puppy	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	half-sized flavorless wobbly muffled muffuletta	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	stale blinking shushed potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	plastic mime functionary of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	sharpshooter's plastic mime scientist	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	jittery Jack Frost's plastic mime soldier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	flame-retardant plastic mime executive	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	careful plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	triple-improved wobbly wishbone	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	triple-distilled hand-crafted ghostly Racisto Ruidoso	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	massive adequate pulsating bran muffin	7	good	
9598	adequate miniature blueberry muffin	2	good	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	jittery silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	wobbly silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	green silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	twirling silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	bouncing blue silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	skewed silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	spinning silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	narrow silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	twirling silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	blurry silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	shaking silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	skewed silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	ghostly silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	green spinning crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	blinking warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	yellow narrow mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	artisanal stale cheer wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	adequate stale Cheer-E-Os	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	shaking cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	stanky experienced cheerful antler hat	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	narrow flame-retardant curative cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	friendly rosy-cheeked cheerful pajama pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	gray The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	teal The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	cyan jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	tolerable gray executive mime flask	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	bland nega-mushroom	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	drinkable nega-mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	warmed concentrated Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	small delicious mime army rations	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	hand-crafted shaking mime army wine	4	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dehydrated spinning mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	aerosolized wobbly mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	flame-wreathed miming beret	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	blurry prompt miming shirt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	miming corduroys of the empath of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	spinning upside-down perfumed lard-coated miming boots	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	perfumed therapeutic miming gloves	0		Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	gray donated booze	0		
9663	twirling donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	oxidized colloidal pressed digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	prompt mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	scorching mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	blinking sharpshooter's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	spinning gravedigger's hale mime army infiltration glove	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	moldy diet pulsating extra-toasted half sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	bad weak mulled hobo wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	skewed burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	asbestos-lined Fonzie's cool burning paper hat	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	mansplainer's educational burning cape of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	lard-coated nippy burning paper slippers of courage	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	greedy Jeselnik's deadly burning paper jorts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	friendly arcane researcher's burning paper crane of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	ghostly friendly broken champagne bottle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	lion tamer's groovy tinsel tights	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	greasy frightening wad of used tape of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	vibrating hale silent nightlight of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	electrified aerosolized bouncing shaking sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 14
9697	altered liquefied twirling olive Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 60
9698	pressed hot button candy	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 61
9699	family-friendly hardy hale makeshift garbage shirt	0		Maximum HP: 70, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	squat gray Annie Oakley's novelty monorail ticket of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	dehydrated skewed tumbling teal pills	1		
9702	mixed furry pill	1		
9703	vaporized yellow beefy pill	1		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 20
9704	twisted spinning excitement pill	1		
9705	boiled vitamin G pill	1		
9706	twisted lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	altered skewed dieting pill	1		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 15
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	lime green How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	jittery Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	yellow Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	huge sinister genie's turbane of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	wool veiny genie's scimitar	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	sizzling boxer's genie's pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	reassuring resourceful genie's bracers	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	bouncing toasty chilly psychic's circlet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	skewed bouncing brainy psychic's crystal ball of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	up-at-dawn Tesla psychic's pslacks	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	gravedigger's psychic's amulet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	thick moldy maroon blurry twirling heart-shaped candy whetstone	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	rotten Swedish massage fish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	tolerable watered-down Third Base	2	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	smooth fancy Bustle Hustler	4	awesome	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	triple-oxidized colloidal Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	denatured double-modified Bettie page	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	adjusted tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	chilled heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	upside-down Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	colloidal rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 31
9744	frozen quantum shaking mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 52
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	moist chilled rhinestone	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 55
9747	red narrow 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	green riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	purple piracetam	0		
9752	pulsating ultracalcium	0		
9753	ghostly ginseng	0		
9754	Samson's Team Avarice cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
9755	green Team Sloth cap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
9756	toasty Team Wrath cap	0		Hot Damage: +5
9757	sizzling Mu cap	0		Hot Damage: +10
9758	narrow Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	pulsating Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	huge Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	jittery Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	yellow jittery Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	jittery ghostly Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	twirling teal Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	lime green Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	ghostly spinning Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	ghostly Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	skewed Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	cyan huge tumbling Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	twirling blinking Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	skewed Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	mirror Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	upside-down Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	shaking blinking Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	narrow Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	ghostly Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	bouncing Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	gray Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	mirror Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	pulsating Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	skewed Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	maroon Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	lime green Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	shaking jittery Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	purple twirling Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	narrow Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	narrow shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	bouncing amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	gray rocket	0		
9828	altered blurry magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	vaporized mirror brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	pickled maroon jittery glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	twisted blinking scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 45
9832	dehydrated shaking pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	powdered lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	pickled gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 5
9835	green FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	family-friendly scandalous Tesla FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	mirror flame-retardant FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	huge tumbling gray Jeselnik's FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	extremely unsafe FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	rock-hard grievous Herculean &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5
9844	mirror FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	skewed LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	wobbly flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	adjusted twirling universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	squat fuchsia LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	decent FantasyRealm turkey leg	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	watered-down drinkable FantasyRealm mead	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	narrow nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	upside-down hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	spoiled big druidic s'more	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled huge bouncing gray sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	bad weak mourning wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	mirror ghostly sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	jittery map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	blinking map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	spinning map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	half-sized flavorless squat denastified haunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed shaking bad rum and good cola	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	nitrogenated cold-filtered Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	steel-toed dance instructor's Sinatra's leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	greasy personal trainer's Master Thief's utility belt of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	upside-down Tesla arcane researcher's personal trainer's Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	blurry veiny smooth Dragonscale breastplate of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	razor-sharp Newton's belt of Ogrekind of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	twirling therapeutic slick wizardly The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	foul-smelling wicked weightlifter's nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	wool stanky studded the Archwizard's briefs	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	green chilly vibrating strapping the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	up-at-dawn scorching shield of the Skeleton Lord of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	extremely unsafe cool ring of the Skeleton Lord of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	cyan prompt grievous Da Vinci's scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	Sherlock's deadfall branch of the ox of the bloodbag of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
9894	horrifying Jack Frost's sharpshooter's dance instructor's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	bouncing dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	weak bad blinking two meat muck	2	decent	
9899	spoiled tiny chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1	crappy	
9900	rotten twirling chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	crappy	
9901	moldy squat chocolate Spider Queen	3	crappy	
9902	practically non-alcoholic acceptable squat green hipster cocktail	1	good	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	pulsating Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	huge squat skewed glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	mirror crude oil congealer	0		
9915	flavorless good guava	3	decent	
9916	artisanal distilled gin and ginger	5	EPIC	
9917	wobbly Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	distilled lime green pulsating gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	squat A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	pickled Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	energized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	squat Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	pickled purple tumbling bouncing Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	olive Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	narrow Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	huge Annie Oakley's wholesome studded grievous Brutal brogues	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	jittery smelly brainy Draftsman's driving gloves of James Dean of the empath	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	mirror double-paned Sinatra's Nouveau nosering of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	alkaline corrupted jittery sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	quadruple-alkaline boiling broth	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	extra-polymerized energized jittery interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	upside-down Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	blinking blinking Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	shaking kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	pulsating burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	wobbly Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	bouncing Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	purple Jim Carey's deadly PARTY HARD T-shirt of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	lousy distilled Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	shaking inspector's resourceful pentagram bandana	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	slick skull ring	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	normal PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	clever dorky glasses of courage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	curative ponytail clip of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	banded paint palette	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	twisted skewed Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	scorching cosmetic football	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	wobbly hale smooth shoe ad T-shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	Herculean pump-up high-tops	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	chilled olive runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	fireproof fortified noticeable pumps	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted squat twirling everfull glass	9	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	stanky denim jacket of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	tumbling Sinatra's Rosewater's ratty knitted cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	jittery supercharged energetic intimidating chainsaw	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	artisanal party beer bomb	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	moldy ghostly sweet party mix	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	diluted skewed party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	pulsating yellow Jeselnik's Socratic party pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	jittery lion tamer's resourceful occult party whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	huge Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	bad practically non-alcoholic TRIO cup of beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	snack-sized normal gray party platter for one	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	vaporized Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	rosewater-soaked party crasher of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	spinning Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	ghostly bouncing party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	shaking latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	fuchsia blurry careful &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	lime green mirror absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	flame-wreathed razor-sharp snakeskin thighboots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	strapping snakeskin cowboy hat of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	vibrating rock-hard snakeskin jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	green slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	tumbling slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	sizzling slime waders of the cougar of the storm	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	mirror friendly medical-grade slime fedora of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	fireproof foul-smelling Newton's slime knuckles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	mirror government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	mansplainer's cool weightlifter's government-issued slacks	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	frightening sizzling government-issued eyeshade of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	spinning rosewater-soaked double-paned stiffened government-issued necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	Jeselnik's educational mutant arm of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	lard-coated boxer's mutant legs of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	chilly crafty mutant crown of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	bite-sized spoiled ghostly ectoplasm	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	huge spoiled mirror	7	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	mediocre cyan bottle of vodka	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	yummy tiny pizza	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	high-proof hand-crafted martini	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	spoiled cherry pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	drinkable irresponsibly strong eggnog	7	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	bland Hell ramen	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	bad weak blurry blue gimlet	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	mediocre twice-haunted screwdriver	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	half-sized delicious candy cane	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	drinkable runny fermented egg	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	low-calorie stale oldcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	spoiled traditional Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	rosewater-soaked plastic wild beaver	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	red plastic reindeer of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	cool plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	reassuring plastic orphan	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	beefy plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	huge Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	twirling healthy pristine walrus tusk of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	scorching crafty shellacked Staff of Frozen Lard of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	lime green bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	ghostly plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	bland super-sized maroon grilled mooseflank	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	normal huge moosemeat pie	10	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	sizzling balanced antler	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	squat miser's dam	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	drinkable triple-distilled beavermouth	7	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	watered-down mediocre beaver punch (papaya)	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	bad twirling beaver punch (peach)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	artisanal weak beaver punch (cherry)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	sharpshooter's wholesome Canadian lantern	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	shaking bouncing sizzling muskox-skin cap	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	snack-sized moldy glass of raw eggs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	artisanal wobbly punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	compressed wobbly body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	forbidden bauxite boxers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	Rosewater's bauxite bow-tie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	bouncing Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	maroon Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	horrifying studded grievous Rosewater's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	skewed sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	stale fancy sausage	3	decent	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	shaking blue cool red-hot sausage fork of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	yellow jittery jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	squat Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	drinkable beer	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	adequate yule gruel	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	watered-down tolerable red hot watered rum	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	hand-crafted bottle of Crimbognac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	toothsome half-sized Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	altered upside-down Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	fuchsia Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	ghostly Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	wobbly cyan Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	teal Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	shaking Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	tumbling crafty baleful Crimbolex watch of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	hardy shellacked Sinatra's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50
10082	skewed rosewater-soaked ribald chalk chlamys	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	lime green narrow resourceful chalk chain of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	mirror prompt lion tamer's chalk chalice	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	lightning-fast beefcake's chalk chinos	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	red miser's chalk chapeau of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	wizardly chalk choker of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	dehydrated skewed lime green chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	liquefied ghostly candy chalk	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 22
10090	wobbly up-at-dawn lard-coated marble maebari	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	Lo Pan's healthy marble mantle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	olive up-at-dawn marble magnet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	squat Da Vinci's beefy marble mignonette bowl	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	ghostly personal trainer's marble medallion of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	blurry flame-retardant stanky marble mariachi hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	mixed marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	nitrogenated wet moist blue Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 65
10098	cool punching bag of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	blurry shaking Usain Bolt's flame-retardant pith helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	manspreader's poncho of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	ghostly censurious scandalous pendant	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	executive palazzos of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	squat miser's extremely unsafe pseudoaccordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	boiled pulsating ghostly pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	flattened aerosolized Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 52
10106	slick terra cotta truss of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	blinking double-paned Jim Carey's terra cotta trousers	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	shaking spinning studded terra cotta tongs of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	nasty occult terra cotta train	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	sizzling arcane researcher's terra cotta tie tack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	gravedigger's Sinatra's terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	diluted terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	diffused anodized skewed terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 12
10114	horrifying extremely unsafe velour voulge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	dance instructor's velour vambraces of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's velour veil	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	frightening hale velour viscometer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	pulsating quilted extremely unsafe velour valise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	purple blurry Sherlock's Annie Oakley's velour vaqueros	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	pickled velour veneer	1		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	modified modified blurry Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 64
10122	bouncing flame-wreathed hardy glass suspenders	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	fuchsia nasty hardened glass shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	brainy glass stetson of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	upside-down bouncing therapeutic thinker's glass spectacles	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	Usain Bolt's wholesome glass shiv	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	frightening glass serape of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	pickled upside-down glass shards	1		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	dry denatured hard candy	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 53
10130	mirror personal trainer's stylish loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	nasty personal trainer's loofah lei	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	blurry Sinatra's loofah lederhosen of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	auspicious loofah ladle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	huge loofah legwarmers of the scaredy-cat of doom	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	chilly sharpshooter's loofah lavalier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	dehydrated pulsating loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	Vulcanized anodized chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 28
10138	frightening frosty flagstone flag	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	jittery prompt stanky flagstone flail	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	family-friendly extremely unsafe flagstone flip-flops	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	cyan inspector's flagstone fez of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	huge squat electrified flagstone fleece of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	inspector's flagstone fringe of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	altered flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	denatured dry irradiated squat Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 11
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	bouncing Sinatra's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	moist blinking tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	compressed wobbly prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	medical-grade tailored vest	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	tumbling sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	green really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	Herculean elf army poncho	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	spoiled elf army field rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	pulsating friendly deadly discarded bowtie	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	aged jittery martiny	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	squat tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	super-ionized tumbling licorice snake	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 20
10161	ionized pickled improved virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 22
10162	magnetized super-dry maroon mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 22
10163	unsweetened vacuum-sealed government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 24
10164	warmed activated mirror Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 16
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	blue sage Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	half-sized adequate bloodstick	2	good	
10170	spirit-forward lousy narrow bottle of Sanguiovese	5	decent	
10171	rotten massive actual blood sausage	7	crappy	
10172	strong lousy maroon mulled blood	5	decent	
10173	bland blinking blood snowcone	4	decent	
10174	perfectly mixed pulsating Red Russian	3	EPIC	
10175	moldy tumbling maroon blood roll-up	4	crappy	
10176	artisanal bottle of blood	3	super EPIC	
10177	spoiled blood-soaked sponge cake	3	crappy	
10178	bad practically non-alcoholic vampagne	1	decent	
10179	flavorless massive jittery plain snowcone	7	decent	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	pulsating blurry money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	purple bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	huge blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	upside-down PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	gray PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	energetic arcane researcher's supercool PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	narrow compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	pulsating curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	wobbly Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	cyan tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	flavorless wobbly crabsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	acceptable watered-down bottle of dark rhum	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	watered-down mediocre bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	bad bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	dry pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	family-friendly frightening conquistador's breastplate	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	shaking family-friendly pirate pantaloons of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	pulsating windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	bouncing grievous stylish pirate radio ring	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	stale super-sized pineapple slab	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	moldy huge hibiscus petal	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	chilled cyan huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	ghostly cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	boiled cyan ice molecule	1		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	blurry fuchsia Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	pulsating Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	ghostly Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	jittery Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	huge ghostly Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	vaporized maroon pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	squat olive Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	squat PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	ruddy plush sea serpent	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	normal pirate fork	4	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	mirror Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	twirling ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	lightning-fast piratical blunderbuss of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	olive Van der Graaf hardened PirateRealm party hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	enchanted lousy Island Landslide	3	decent	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	bad huge Island Thunderstorm	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	lousy Island Hurricane	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	lousy watered-down Skull Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	mediocre Electric Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	tolerable ghostly mirror Smuggler's Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	drinkable strong Scorpion Bowl	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	watered-down lousy tumbling Turtle Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	mediocre narrow Cobra Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	huge veiny shellacked baleful weightlifter's vampyric cloake of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	extra-dry altered dry jittery one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 23
10245	blue arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	red Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	lard-coated nippy quilted Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	shaking Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	wobbly shaking up-at-dawn miser's inspector's reassuring smelly flame-wreathed crafty fortified dangerous hewn moon-rune spoon of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	wobbly cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	bouncing rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	blurry lime green Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	flame-retardant Tesla slick Beach Comb	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	gray small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	maroon pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	skewed shaking empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	frozen improved magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	alkaline upside-down cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	vacuum-sealed gray seashell	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	double-improved squat seashell	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	liquefied seashell	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	lousy narrow bottle of sea wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	distilled kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	flame-retardant greasy toasty friendly curative hale Da Vinci's Socratic brawny driftwood hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): 6, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	knitted sizzling energetic Newton's Rosewater's driftwood pants of the dark arts of horror of the businessman of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	censurious gravedigger's Jack Frost's chilly Annie Oakley's sage weightlifter's driftwood bracelet of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: 75, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	lard-coated waders of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	perfumed healthy spearfish fishing spear of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	narrow narrow blurry sharpshooter's slick rabbitfish fin	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	energetic hardy savvy pirate cutlass	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	blue avaricious extremely unsafe tricorn hat of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	stylish swash buckle of courage of temperance	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	red meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	banded wizardly meteorite earring of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	up-at-dawn supercharged educational meteorite necklace	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	mansplainer's meteorite ring of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	ionized Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 39
10290	extra-activated ionized chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 46
10291	skewed lion tamer's driftwood beach comb of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	boxer's brainy whittled tiara of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	maroon ribald toasty smartaleck's whittled shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	gray careful rock-hard arcane researcher's whittled flail	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	narrow perfumed Fonzie's whittled wand of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	flame-wreathed savvy whittled flute of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	gravedigger's Tesla wholesome whittled bear figurine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	family-friendly fortified slick whittled owl figurine	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	yellow hardy wizardly whittled fox figurine of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	blurry squat Sinatra's whittled walking stick of the cougar of the brazier of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	diet decent skewed campfire hot dog	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	adequate campfire baked potato	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	special toothsome fuchsia campfire s'more	3	awesome	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	stale small campfire beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	normal snack-sized spinning campfire stew	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	squat maroon campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	extra-galvanized altered leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 49
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	blinking Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	cyan pulsating space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	blue low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	bouncing Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	snack-sized adequate special pulsating space chowder	2	good	Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 25
10321	acceptable weak space wine	2	good	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	blinking shaking packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	teal tumbling Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	wobbly wool Fonzie's Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	narrow unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	tumbling pulsating diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	tasty bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	decent jumbo flan del mar	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	adequate Baja sopapilla	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	bouncing beefy plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	rosewater-soaked plastic sea elf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	plastic yuleviathan of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	purple Temple Grandin's plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	mirror chaotic plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	mirror red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	delicious mana-coated yams	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	decent miniature mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	decent mana-fortified cranberry sauce	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	special snack-sized spoiled mirror teal mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	crappy	Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	corrupted tarnished wobbly patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	powdered blurry industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	double-electrified polymerized unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	denatured olive huge jittery vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	denatured a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	vacuum-sealed twirling organic potpourri	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	hand-crafted twirling boot flask	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	quadruple-dry blue infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	dried fish sauce	1		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	delicious guffin	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	modified twirling Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	pickled squat non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	flattened nitrogenated spinning upside-down peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	polymerized blinking Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	warmed tumbling extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	blinking envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	twisted livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	modified teal beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	lime green aromatic Newton's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	yellow narrow peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	polymerized pickled mirror concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	ionized liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	huge map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	wobbly Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	sharpshooter's fortified Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	jittery The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	blurry The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	jittery Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	boiled colloidal jittery salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	blinking knitted ribbon candy ascot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	maroon moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	narrow teal double-paned anemoney clip	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	pickled super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	lightning-fast greedy stanky icing poncho	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	pickled flattened squat glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	avaricious frightening Mer-kin rollpin	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	moldy bowl of mernudo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	high-proof artisanal fishelada	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	flavorless ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	tumbling waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	mirror squat wobbly waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	green nutcracker hat of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	perfumed nutcracker waistcoat of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	executive nutcracker pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	boxer's nutcracker boots of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	educational thinker's nutcracker sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	bouncing squat ribald Annie Oakley's nutcracker drumstick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	jittery greedy coward's nutcracker beard	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	skewed hale padded nutcracker cape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	jittery cyan careful manspreader's nutcracker epaulets	0		Monster Level: 0, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	huge bland fuchsia salt plum	7	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	yummy miniature and bean	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	dog trainer's electrified supercool kelp-holly gun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	mirror wool Jack Frost's Yuleviathan necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	pulsating beefcake's peppermint spine of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	Herculean Rosewater's soggy elf shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	perfumed Samson's Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	Oprah's healthy kelp-holly drape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	blinking Usain Bolt's aromatic Van der Graaf smartaleck's Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	spoiled enchanted super-sized tempura and bean	5	crappy	Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	smooth tumbling salt plum sake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	corrupted quantum mirror pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	energized activated dry wobbly almond	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 55
10429	frozen pressed handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	tumbling teal Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	tumbling vibrating Retrospecs of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	twirling Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	spinning family-friendly stylish smooth Powerful Glove of the sewer of the early riser	0		Moxie: 40, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	green enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	blue squat status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	deadly smartaleck's Drip harness of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
10442	twirling brainy drippy truncheon	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	adequate drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	strong artisanal tumbling glass of drippy wine	5	drippy	
10447	thick tasty drippy caviar	5	drippy	
10448	flavorless wobbly drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	pulsating drippy stake of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
10450	huge gray The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	spinning tumbling coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	ghostly deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	shaking super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	concentrated ghostly fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 11
10459	quantum upside-down healthy juice	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 49
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	squat hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	narrow groovy cape	0		Moxie Percent: +10
10467	scorching rock-hard back shell	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	teal bouncing bony back shell of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	vacuum-sealed concentrated cold-filtered blooper ink	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 13
10475	blue coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	maroon rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	jittery shaking yellow Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	skewed packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	shaking plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	squat colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	spoiled mushroom filet	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	altered shaking mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	acceptable high-proof mushroom whiskey	10	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	tumbling wicked Herculean mushroom cap of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	skewed blinking stanky Samson's cool mushroom shield of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	greedy foul-smelling sharpshooter's weightlifter's mushroom pants	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	ghostly scandalous lion tamer's grievous mushroom badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	huge pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	energized blurry pulsating piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	jittery sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	aromatic kettle bell	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	tumbling Samson's glued-together crystal ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	curative martini dregs	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	jittery flickering flashlight of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	fuchsia therapeutic crumbling rabbit's foot	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	flimsy ski pole of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	rosy-cheeked discarded finger painting	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	olive wizardly pizza box	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	chipped coffee mug of the sewer of horror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	green drippy grub	0		
10516	blurry drippy bezoar	0		
10517	twirling Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	blurry drippy salt	0		
10521	bouncing drippy pigment	0		
10522	skewed drippy bromide	0		
10523	bouncing drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	perfectly mixed weak drippy pilsner	2	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	skewed lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	prompt gory drippy orb	0		Adventures: +3
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	huge Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	quilted Guzzlr tablet of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	mirror Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	huge Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	Guzzlr souvenir stein of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	yellow blinking Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	bad Ghiaccio Colada	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	aged Sourfinger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	fancy high-proof tolerable maroon Nog-on-the-Cob	7	good	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	lousy spirit-forward blurry Steamboat	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	lousy watered-down Buttery Boy	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	clown car key of extreme caution of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	blurry fireproof clever rock-hard batting cage key	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	perfumed studded aqu&iacute; of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	nasty vibrating knob labinet key of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	Herculean cool weremoose key of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	red bouncing jittery Fonzie's peg key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	purple strapping kekekey	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	blue hale rabbit's foot key	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	blinking quilted stylish knob shaft skate key	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	Jim Carey's Oprah's wicked ice key	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	shaking Usain Bolt's anchovy can key	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	blue banded cactus key of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	Fonzie's groovy f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	treasure chest key of the storm of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	curative padded demonic key of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	gray wool key sausage	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	lime green nasty occult knob treasury key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	fuchsia beefcake's scrap key of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	jittery vibrating extremely unsafe rose key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	shaking music box key of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	coward's actual skeleton key of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -35, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	lime green horrifying foul-smelling deep-fried key of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	spinning teal perfumed aromatic discarded bike lock key	0		Stench Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	adjusted oxidized marshroom	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 31
10573	squat bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	warmed quadruple-adjusted skewed wobbly salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 57
10577	activated ionized twirling writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 54
10578	quantum cold-filtered triple-modified gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 52
10579	gray baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	spinning packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	mirror flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	stiffened birch battery of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	upside-down Jeselnik's brainy ebony epee of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	censurious wool flame-wreathed weeping willow wand	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	narrow cyan knitted scorching beechwood blowgun of terror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	vibrating quilted Rosewater's maple magnet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	blurry Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	Jeselnik's flame-wreathed smooth hemlock helm	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	green sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	arcane researcher's personal trainer's Rosewater's balsam barrel	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	upside-down shaking redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	denatured ionized ghostly redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	curative smartaleck's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	narrow sizzling rosy-cheeked wholesome baleful wormwood wedding ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: 40, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	spinning ghostly drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	pulsating Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	green frosty ert grey goo ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
10603	wobbly fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	tumbling Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	lime green Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	deionized concentrated Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	Vulcanized ionized Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	ghostly Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	toothsome Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	upside-down Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	extra-irradiated irradiated Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	cyan energetic weightlifter's Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	Lo Pan's Rosewater's Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	zippy Da Vinci's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	jittery Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	shaking Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	spinning sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	squat uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	narrow greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	mirror chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	huge onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	jittery alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	purple bouncing alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	blurry blinking alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	wobbly alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	ghostly frightening foul-smelling beefcake's beefy Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle: 35, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	spinning complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	perfectly mixed flask of moonshine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	family-friendly smartaleck's wizardly sea-worn candlestick	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	colloidal oxidized ghostly null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	super-sized moldy chocolate chip muffin	5	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	narrow gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	spinning grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	upside-down greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	blurry gray subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	nitrogenated super-activated pulsating fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	magnetized wobbly boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	super-polarized warmed cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	non-modified overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	colloidal hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	double-cold-filtered anodized galvanized hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	cyan executive Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	wizardly Crimbo smile	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	oxidized polarized candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	polarized skewed sugar	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	warmed Vulcanized multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	mansplainer's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	groovy plastic multi-level marketer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	bouncing deadly plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	skewed prompt plastic Mirth	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	olive educational plastic Penny	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	spinning personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	upside-down tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	ghostly neck wreath of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	huge resourceful shining star cap	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	bouncing auspicious nativity shorts	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	steel-toed Socratic myrrh pouch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	narrow greedy frankincenser of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	scorching gilded trumpet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	narrow &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	hardened wine carrier	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	knitted candy bucket	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	unsweetened prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	triple-quantum shaking imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	adjusted corrupted irradiated shaking hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	skewed government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	wobbly lime green squat government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	narrow Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	spinning Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	blinking Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	tumbling bouncing booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	pulsating sizzling fruit bat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	maroon occult razor-sharp tinsel orb	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	shaking blurry experienced snowpack of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	steel-toed Satan hat of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	rosewater-soaked beefy Crimbo stockings	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	Samson's sage poncho de azucar	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	twirling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	gray The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	shaking red The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	toothsome special red and pepper (stale)	3	awesome	Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	weak smooth spinning cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	mirror fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	blinking goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	watered-down delicious barrel-aged eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	bland bouncing hand-crafted candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	bland drive-thru burger	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	bad Boulevardier cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	dry liquefied shaking Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	small stale bowl full of jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	practically non-alcoholic aged Eye and a Twist	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	ionized warmed Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	squat packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	blinking yellow fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	twirling emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	electrified yellow squat battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	moist irradiated battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	corrupted chilled skewed mirror battery (D)	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	ionized lime green battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	galvanized altered battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	moist battery (car)	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	drinkable practically non-alcoholic special marshmallow bomb	1	good	Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	skewed plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	aerosolized short beer	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	adjusted deionized quantum yellow short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	quadruple-cold-filtered unsweetened concentrated huge mirror short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	triple-oxidized short glass of water	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	triple-aerosolized anodized short	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	blurry narrow red Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	reassuring brawny familiar scrapbook	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	red twirling packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	lime green squat clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	upside-down asbestos-lined Lo Pan's clever fedora-mounted fountain	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	squat ribald MacGyver's sombrero-mounted sparkler of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	narrow Jack Frost's occult Socratic porkpie-mounted popper	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	tasty olive fire crackers	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	blue Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	squat Tesla Catherine Wheel of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	teal greasy nippy rocket boots	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	squat Usain Bolt's ribald sparkler	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	narrow Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	double-diffused Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	moist spinning The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	super-flattened Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	altered liquefied maroon Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	liquefied purple Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	censurious beefy extra-large utility candle	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	veiny occult runed taper candle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	dog trainer's boxer's novelty sparkling candle of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	olive foul-smelling Da Vinci's Abracandalabra	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	shaking miser's extra-wide head candle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	chilled natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	colloidal rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	aerosolized wet deionized upside-down purple banana candle	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	diffused wobbly ear candle	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	dry wobbly blue votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	hardy water candle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	twirling greasy B. L. A. R. T.	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	squat pump grease	0		
10796	bouncing packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	scorching Annie Oakley's steel-toed forbidden weightlifter's industrial fire extinguisher of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: 150, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	jittery The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	red wobbly bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	upside-down yellow French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	ghostly lime green packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	blue ghostly auspicious padded Socratic Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	twirling eggwater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	moldy bread man	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	toothsome plain candy cane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	adequate flour cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	huge steel-toed plastic food lab	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	aromatic plastic nog lab	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	plastic chem lab of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	shaking Jack Frost's plastic primary lab	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	perfumed plastic Cheer Core	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	olive packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	blurry medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	flame-wreathed experienced ice crown of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	jeans of the ox of the pedagogue of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	Usain Bolt's reassuring ice wrap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	thick rotten tofu pop	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	stale immense bowl of prescription candy	8	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	yummy fishcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	tiny bland bone broth	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	normal star pop	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	perfectly mixed watered-down Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	irresponsibly strong artisanal Doc's Smartifying Wine	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	aged gray Doc's Limbering Wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	hand-crafted distilled Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	pickled blinking Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	distilled olive shaking twirling Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	powdered squat Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	denatured twirling skewed Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	alkaline extra-vacuum-sealed anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	denatured magnetized anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	quantum extra-frozen triple-galvanized tumbling anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	anodized irradiated mirror anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	quadruple-energized dry mirror teal anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	nitrogenated adjusted anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	mediocre triple-distilled Doc's Special Reserve Wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	stale super-sized bread pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	drinkable practically non-alcoholic clear Russian	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	shaking zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	maroon tumbling Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	huge Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	sinister cozy scarf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	tiny normal huge Crimbo cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	frozen tarnished wet fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	third ear of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	jittery poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	electrified peppermint-scented socks	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	pulsating the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	depleted Crimbonium football helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	wobbly yellow synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	rotten &quot;caramel&quot;	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	inspector's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	wobbly banded carnivorous potted plant	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	yule hatchet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	normal bite-sized lab-grown meat	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	deadly fleece	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	tumbling cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	tumbling gravedigger's pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	shaking twirling rosewater-soaked rock-hard can of mixed everything of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	fuchsia Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	enchanted flavorless meatball	3	decent	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	huge cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	bouncing teal meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	vaporized narrow fried air	1		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	compressed blurry astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 35
10884	cyan narrow mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	greedy wizardly magnifying glass of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	weak bad void lager	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	adequate void burger	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	tumbling educational smartaleck's thinker's void shard of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	squat cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	Usain Bolt's combat lover's locket	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	jittery bouncing Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	pulsating trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	narrow miser's friendly wicked unbreakable umbrella (broken) of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +10
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	blinking MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	non-flattened boiled emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	rosy-cheeked survival knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	crank-powered radio on a lanyard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	censurious headlamp	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	personal trainer's thermal blanket of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	mirror atlas of local maps of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	Vulcanized spare battery	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	chilled spinning tumbling single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	wet anodized gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	yummy 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	decent expired MRE	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	bland miniature skewed cool mint precipice bar	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	bite-sized normal carrot cake precipice bar	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	upside-down Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	purple avaricious Jack Frost's vibrating June cleaver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Dad's brandy	1	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	mirror toasty banded teacher's pen	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	snack-sized moldy fire-roasted lake trout	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	massive flavorless guilty sprout	10	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	wholesome savvy mother's necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	electrified flattened trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	boiled fuchsia savings bond	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	narrow designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	twisted maroon sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	jittery thick dinosaur	0		
10934	lime green dinosaur scale	0		
10935	squat pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	mirror dog trainer's pterodactyl rifle	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	gray squat birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	magnetized Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	bouncing smooth camouflage vest	0		Moxie: +15
10944	upside-down ghostly Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	jittery dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	up-at-dawn prompt cool awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: 8
10948	reflective vest of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
10949	educational dinosaur	0		Experience: +1
10950	squat lime green Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	fuchsia Usain Bolt's fortified Jurassic Parka	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +80, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	tarnished autumn leaf	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	lousy high-proof pulsating AutumnFest ale	8	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	spinning manspreader's deadly autumn sweater-weather sweater of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	huge Temple Grandin's manspreader's sage autumn debris shield of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	stale autumn-spice donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	aerosolized flattened wobbly maroon autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	extremely unsafe sage autumn leaf pendant of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	modified autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	energized autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	enchanted lousy Oopsie IPA	4	decent	Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	moldy fancy ratatouille de Jarlsberg	4	crappy	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	normal Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	miniature adequate roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	flavorless St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	adequate small enchanted Pete's wiley whey bar	2	good	Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	normal miniature Pete's rich ricotta	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	drinkable spirit-forward Boris's beer	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	fancy spoiled teal honey bun of Boris	4	crappy	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	spoiled bite-sized mirror Boris's bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	blue Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	toothsome enchanted gigantic lime green baked veggie ricotta casserole	10	awesome	Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	rotten plain calzone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	tasty roasted vegetable focaccia	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	bland narrow gray Pizza of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	spoiled enchanted Calzone of Legend	4	crappy	Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	upside-down huge Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	snack-sized flavorless skewed Deep Dish of Legend	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	purple government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	pulsating Annie Oakley's prohie's hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	energized dry imported taffy	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	huge double-paned baleful Charleston shoes	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	squat booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	lion tamer's rare oboe of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	spinning bullet necklace of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	bland swamp haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	narrow blinking smelly gator shades of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Charleston Choo-Choo	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	artisanal Velvet Veil	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	perfectly mixed Marltini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	high-proof bad Strong, Silent Type	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	hand-crafted weak fancy Mysterious Stranger	2	EPIC	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	practically non-alcoholic smooth Champagne Shimmy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	red the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	twirling lion tamer's veiny ceramic cestus	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	inspector's frosty dangerous ceramic centurion shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	ceramic celery grater of extreme caution of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	zippy foul-smelling brawny ceramic celsiturometer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	mirror razor-sharp dangerous ceramic cerecloth belt of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	Usain Bolt's resourceful Sinatra's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	boiled wobbly ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	enhanced unsweetened twirling ghostly extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 52
11028	lion tamer's banded sage chiffon chevrons	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	miser's inspector's toasty chiffon chapeau	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	lightning-fast fireproof chiffon chamberpot of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	rock-hard grievous Samson's chiffon chemise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	huge Oprah's ruddy chiffon chakram of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	Socratic chiffon chaps of the storm of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	mixed chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	ionized chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 32
11036	adequate immense chocomotive	7	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	stale blurry freightcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	fancy distilled bad cabooze	5	decent	Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	medical-grade plastic passenger car	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	upside-down ribald plastic dining car	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	maroon asbestos-lined electrified plastic coal car	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	mirror knitted plastic locomotive	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	adjusted improved Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 21
11051	pressed deionized blurry Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 39
11052	tarnished Vulcanized lime green jittery Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 37
11053	galvanized magnetized Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 55
11054	flattened pressed moist blinking Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 68
11055	moist Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 11
11056	blue ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	sharpshooter's Trainbot harness	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	twirling yellow mansplainer's head-mounted Trainbot of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	gravedigger's Newton's leg-mounted Trainbots of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	narrow perfumed ribald sinister shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	shaking cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	blinking Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	spirit-forward drinkable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	5	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	immense yummy honey-drenched ham slice	10	awesome	
11071	bad mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	decent	
11072	delicious fancy cyan Crimbo food scraps	3	awesome	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 15
11073	squat arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	blurry table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	half-sized moldy steamed oyster	2	crappy	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	gray steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	ghostly red crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	lousy practically non-alcoholic Crimbosmopolitan	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	half-sized rotten cyan narrow Crimbo dinner	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	squat overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	squat half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	skewed up-at-dawn wholesome grubby wool hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
11093	extremely unsafe grubby wool scarf of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
11094	Jack Frost's forbidden grubby wool trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50
11095	rosewater-soaked therapeutic wholesome grubby wool gloves of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11096	tumbling grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	artisanal fancy nice warm beer	4	EPIC	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 20
11098	squat bouncing grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	boiled wobbly yellow fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	narrow bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	skewed hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	huge stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	rotten twirling pixel bread	3	crappy	
11113	bad weak upside-down pixel whiskey	2	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	upside-down S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	colloidal blue glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	warmed electrified mushroom	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	boiled wobbly five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	adequate small super good fruit	2	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	pickled blinking red energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	wholesome forbidden hot pepper	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	irradiated tumbling out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	moist fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	frozen spinning flapper fly	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	lousy watered-down tumbling gray shot of wasp venom	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	oxidized anodized improved filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	activated frozen moist shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	double-activated vacuum-sealed pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	dry tarnished red pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	huge hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	improved anodized cyan skewed angry agate	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	irradiated galvanized super-wet ghostly lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	flavorless half-sized spinning shadow sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	shadow skin of James Dean of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	magnetized maroon shadow flame	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	tiny rotten shaking shadow bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	fuchsia shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	mediocre shadow fluid	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	narrow shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	narrow shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	mediocre shadow venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	denatured cyan shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	shaking aromatic rock-hard wicked shadow stick	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	maroon blurry bat paw of doom of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
11148	brawny uncursed bat paw	0		Muscle Percent: +20
11149	cyan miser's sharpshooter's goblin cape of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
11150	squat stanky uncursed goblin cape	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
11151	personal trainer's dragon wishbone of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25
11152	avaricious uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Meat Drop: +30
11153	lard-coated wicked boxer's stats of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11154	Herculean uncursed stats	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11155	arcane orb of courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
11156	aromatic uncursed arcane orb	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11157	ruddy machete	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
11158	Van der Graaf uncursed machete	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	olive horrifying medallion of the blizzard of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
11162	cool uncursed medallion	0		Moxie: +5
11163	spinning Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	teal Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	upside-down yellow shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shaking shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shaking red shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	gray Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	rosewater-soaked studded shadow chef's hat of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	lime green wicked shadow trousers of Leguizamo of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	narrow frightening Lo Pan's shadow hammer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	skewed upside-down toasty Samson's shadow monocle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	bouncing shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	rotten low-calorie shadow hot dog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	tolerable weak teal shadow martini	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	mixed skewed shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	huge monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	irradiated pressed mirror shadow candy	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 56
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	huge replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	huge dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	zippy Jim Carey's Newton's replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	ghostly foul-smelling banded sinister replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	yellow flame-wreathed medical-grade veiny replica navel ring of navel gazing of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	jittery teal toasty sharpshooter's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	wholesome extremely unsafe replica haiku katana of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	perfumed hale replica Elvish sunglasses of James Dean of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	huge replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	wicked Newton's replica Greatest American Pants of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
11210	lime green bouncing replica organ grinder	0		
11211	therapeutic boxer's cool replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11212	bouncing lightning-fast Temple Grandin's steel-toed replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	wobbly nippy ruddy replica plastic vampire fangs of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	narrow replica angel	0		
11216	beefy replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Muscle: +10, Drops Items
11217	olive replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	wobbly shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	jittery wool sharpshooter's dance instructor's Cincho de Mayo of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	skewed mirror replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	ghostly replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	mirror replica puck	0		
11229	teal replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's energetic replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	skewed double-paned nasty electrified hardy sinister replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11242	fuchsia double-paned lard-coated chilly ruddy dangerous smartaleck's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of James Dean of Leguizamo of the brazier of the detective of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	squat replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	blurry Usain Bolt's greasy Van der Graaf fortified beefy replica Powerful Glove	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	asbestos-lined greasy sizzling Temple Grandin's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
11246	blurry stanky nasty resourceful Sinatra's replica industrial fire extinguisher of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	upside-down perfumed chilly replica Jurassic Parka	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	bouncing narrow replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	ghostly replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	miser's friendly quilted replica Cincho de Mayo of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	maroon shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	ghostly greedy aromatic Tesla personal trainer's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the dark arts of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	skewed Jack Frost's pro skateboard of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	mansplainer's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	rosewater-soaked experienced cool Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	huge Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	frozen boiled ghostly mirror scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	blinking Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	tumbling twirling Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	dry triple-quantum red scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	tumbling Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	blinking Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	huge ghostly Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	delicious extra-dry Sexy Cosmo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	extremely unsafe experienced red-soled high heels of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	decent enchanted cyburger	3	good	Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	green lion tamer's ncle leg	0		Experience (familiar): +2
11287	therapeutic ruddy rutabuga bag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11288	family-friendly mesquito proboscis	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
11289	blinking senate fly thorax of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
11290	extra-dry mirror green blinking bug juice	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 65
11291	maroon spider leg	0		Item Drop: +5
11292	beetle antenna of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
11293	studded mantis skull	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11294	galvanized dry jittery olive skewed chitin powder	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
11295	Lo Pan's wholesome daddy shortlegs leg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
11296	chaotic smooth birdybug antenna	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10
11297	upside-down boxer's kilopede skull of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
11298	quantum purple squat haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 14
11299	electrified wet chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 38
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	teal claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	maroon name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	huge boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	stale watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	tumbling thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	stale waffle	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	Usain Bolt's cat o' nine teeth of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	greasy tooth cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	greedy toothy trousers of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	spoiled blinking banana split	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	teal handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	skewed Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	tolerable bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	blue rosy-cheeked studded baywatch of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: 80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	gray consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	upside-down Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	denatured cyan jittery concentrated cooking	1		
11329	vaporized tumbling meat	1		
11330	dehydrated blue skewed sparkling orb	1		
11331	modified spinning hardening cream	1		
11332	vaporized upside-down pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 5
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	jittery Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	blurry map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	extra-electrified anodized sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 47
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	extremely unsafe rake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	huge autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	wobbly day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	ghostly extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	blurry beefy autumnal aegis of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	dry quantum distilled resin	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	blue tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	teal tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	shaking quilted Socratic impromptu torch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	gray fig leaf of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	resourceful stiffened smoldering drape	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	spinning smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	red aromatic knitted sharpshooter's baleful sinister leaf crown of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: 35, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	tiny rotten leafy browns	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	super-ionized quadruple-boiled autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	activated quantum fuchsia coping juice	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	jittery flame-retardant nasty clever personal trainer's candy cane sword cane of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	skewed wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	cyan Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	twirling Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	lime green security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	shaking handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	huge Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	narrow Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	blue housekeeping robot	0		
11378	bland ghostly twirling blinking pickled bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	flavorless upside-down salted mutton	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	bland enchanted maroon corned beet	3	decent	Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	yellow wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	snack-sized flavorless peppermint donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	olive sizzling Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	teal reassuring Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	shaking military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	weak perfectly mixed upside-down Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	shaking Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	spinning tumbling nasty MacGyver's brawny Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	blinking ghostly Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	MacGyver's Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	squat huge Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	blurry Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	avaricious Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	electrified ghostly Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	huge inspector's family-friendly Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	Jeselnik's Elf Guard insignia (general) of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	perfectly mixed Crimbow Rainbo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	Elf Guard broom of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	knitted Temple Grandin's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	watered-down smooth pulsating old-school pirate grog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	super-sized rotten wobbly grog nuts	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	lard-coated gravedigger's weightlifter's sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	drinkable weak officer's nog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	half-sized normal sundae ration	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	delicious jumbo peppermint tack	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	skewed Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	moldy skewed whalesteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	blue avaricious inspector's frosty whalegun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	mirror Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	twirling Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	greedy Tesla padded Elf Guard clipboard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	pulsating pegfinger of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	tolerable and claret	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	twirling Elf Guard and beret of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	bouncing bouncing purple Jack Frost's fortified shipwright's hammer of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	reassuring greasy chaotic gunwale	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	twirling Usain Bolt's wicked Herculean Kelflar vest	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	polymerized teal whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	Crimbuccaneer runebone of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	mirror cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	scorching veiny Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	horrifying Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	ghostly Oprah's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	curative massive wrench of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	bouncing inspector's brown pirate pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	blue The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	resourceful veiny grievous beefy Elf dessert spoon of the detective	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	twirling tumbling reassuring smelly Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	maroon executive groovy free boots	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	squat sizzling Van der Graaf smartaleck's Elvish underarmor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	red smelly brainy Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	super-sized bland sugarplum ration	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	adequate gingerbread nylons	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	rotten rum-soaked fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	rotten lime	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	adequate gigantic gingerbread pirate	10	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	decent fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	tolerable mulled wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	drinkable jittery Swedish coffee	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	hand-crafted jittery canteen of eggnog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	hand-crafted blue hot wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	hand-crafted twirling Jamaican coffee	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	drinkable weak special skewed flask of egggrog	2	good	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	practically non-alcoholic tolerable yule grog	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	bland wet tack	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	bland whalecake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	mirror scorching Van der Graaf deadly gunwale whalegun	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	hand-crafted and claret	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	blurry trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	hardened extremely unsafe Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	blue chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	pulsating razor-sharp sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	fuchsia up-at-dawn prompt horrifying replica Elf Guard medal	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: 8, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	tumbling squat Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	shaking Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	wool occult Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	wobbly My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	nasty shellacked educational barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	prompt vibrating Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	narrow kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	mirror fuchsia Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	non-nitrogenated military candy cane	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 28
11503	wet twirling groggipop	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 65
11504	blurry savvy moss mace of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	ribald supercharged moss megaphone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	Fonzie's strapping moss medal	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	huge flame-retardant moss mitre of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	supercharged moss mantle of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	upside-down clever moss marlinspike of horror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	altered cyan twirling mirror moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	dry cyan shaking moss floss	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 48
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	shaking adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	tumbling adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	purple adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	powdered gray adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	super-pressed adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 28
11520	sharpshooter's veiny Newton's crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	pulsating blinking prompt crepe paper parachute cape of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	lime green flame-wreathed grievous Samson's crepe paper pie clip	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	scandalous chilly Rosewater's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	greedy padded smooth crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	occult crepe paper polka charm of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	vaporized bouncing green crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	denatured nitrogenated olive crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 69
11528	fuchsia coward's petrified wood war pike of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	sharpshooter's healthy petrified wood waist protector	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	fuchsia auspicious educational petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	occult petrified wood water purifier of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	teal MacGyver's beefcake's petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	wool petrified wood walking pants of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	denatured upside-down petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	wet narrow petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 18
11536	artisanal high-proof cybeer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	squat wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	squat encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	blue baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	blue prompt hardened Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	fuchsia steel-toed Elf Guard war standard of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	blurry Usain Bolt's miser's hardened spring shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	ionized ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	modified crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	mirror ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	ghostly irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	shaking quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	beefy motion sensor	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	groovy wizardly Everfull Dart Holster	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	squat research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	Sherlock's reassuring Apriling band helmet of the brute of the dark arts of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	reassuring wool Jeselnik's flame-wreathed Apriling band saxophone	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	purple greedy experienced sage Apriling band quad tom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	skewed ghostly gravedigger's Annie Oakley's experienced slick Apriling band tuba of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	wobbly lightning-fast scandalous foul-smelling wholesome banded Apriling band staff of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	tumbling Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	huge boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	toothsome blue yam	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	watered-down drinkable bouncing yam martini	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic sweet potato o' mine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	smooth Southern yam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	triple-distilled tolerable sweet potato punch	10	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	moldy snack-sized Mayam spinach	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	spoiled yam and swiss	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	pulsating ribald fortified quilted yam cannon	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	blurry yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	upside-down censurious supercool furry yam buckler of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	pulsating huge sharpshooter's yamtility belt of the brute of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	bland snack-sized cyan yam slider	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	bland yam mayo	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	bite-sized rotten yam burrito	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	yellow visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	huge aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	adequate special mini kiwi	3	good	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	spinning foul-smelling friendly coward's mini kiwi bikini	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	aged red mini kiwitini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	shaking mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	huge wool horrifying healthy mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	super-sized stale mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	aged green mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	corrupted mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	wet bouncing mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	smelly scorching mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	lion tamer's mini kiwi icepick	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	anodized denatured bouncing mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	gray upside-down protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	olive protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	spinning protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	dance instructor's smooth messenger bag RNA of the empath	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	delicious jumbo bacteria bisque	5	awesome	
11619	snack-sized spoiled ciliophora chowder	2	crappy	
11620	half-sized flavorless cream of chloroplasts	2	decent	
11621	blinking synaptic soup	0		
11622	gray muscular soup	0		
11623	wobbly flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	tumbling unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	blinking extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	blinking untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	Sherlock's flame-retardant toasty fortified wicked tearaway pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	ghostly Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	huge Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	acceptable Colera Peste Nebbiolo	4	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	red Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	huge Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	upside-down boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	huge narrow scandalous blade of dismemberment	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	shaking Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	executive scorching embers-only jacket of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	beefy bembershoot	0		Muscle: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	toothsome wheel of camembert	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	family-friendly chaotic hat of remembering	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	upside-down soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	ghostly executive reassuring bat wings of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	shaking ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	chaotic veiny monocle on a stick	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	plastic pipe of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	shaking thinker's fake arrow-through-the-head of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	fuchsia pulsating fireproof stylish bow tie	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	Annie Oakley's fake huge beard of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	blurry avaricious forbidden astronaut helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	blurry fireproof shellacked feather boa	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	narrow gray rosewater-soaked wizardly Sheriff badge	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	greedy boxer's Sheriff pistol	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	bouncing mansplainer's Sheriff moustache of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	beefcake's photo booth supply list of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	spinning blurry pulsating tie-dye headband	0		
11674	miniature stale whirled peas	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	small decent squat lime green peaza	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	vaporized drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	dried maroon Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	ghostly quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	spinning purple quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	extra-electrified spinning huge cyan pea brittle	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	drinkable peasco	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	jumbo rotten piece of cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	lime green handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	huge Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	cyan rosewater-soaked supercool deft pirate hook	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	Annie Oakley's educational iron tricorn hat	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	jolly roger flag	0		Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	skewed sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	blue pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	acceptable tankard of spiced rum	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	tolerable tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	spinning veiny governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	skewed dangerous governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	bouncing governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	skewed hardy chili powder cutlass	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	enchanted moldy Aztec tamale	4	crappy	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	lime green jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	squat groggles of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	huge wobbly anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	miser's Herculean silky pirate drawers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	narrow profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	quadruple-liquefied warmed olive peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	spirit-forward perfectly mixed hard cocoa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	normal blue salmagumdi	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	shellacked plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	energetic vibrating plastic Colonel Brando	0		Maximum MP Percent: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	gray scorching plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	experienced plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	jittery Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	gray Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	purple Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	bland big coney haunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	frozen Vulcanized altered dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	enchanted weak aged moai toai	2	awesome	Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 30
11725	horrifying Jack Frost's Newton's moaiball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed adjusted four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	Sinatra's potato jacket of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	shaking Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	greasy educational military orb	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	boiled ionized narrow rum ball	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 28
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	friendly extremely unsafe gravyskin hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	greedy gravyskin buckler of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	reassuring gravyskin skirt of the cheetah	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	MacGyver's gravyskin pants of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	concentrated non-ionized crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	normal room scale bean casserole	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	skewed Temple Grandin's healthy perfect Christmas scarf of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	electrified savvy snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	non-adjusted alkaline LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	crafty Da Vinci's weightlifter's Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	spinning pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	drinkable Easter grasshopper	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	drinkable watered-down Irish eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	mediocre practically non-alcoholic blue twirling canteen of jungle juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	triple-distilled smooth turchucken	10	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	smooth mechanically-mulled cider	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	fancy tolerable wobbly holiday trip around the world	3	good	Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	big stale chocolate ostrich egg	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	half-sized yummy beef and cabbage	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	bland candy rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	rotten ghostly double-candied yams	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	moldy super-sized Christmas ham	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	bland upside-down narrow holiday smorgasbord	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	shaking tumbling Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	bejazzled eyepatch of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	cyan Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	jittery How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	purple Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	mirror Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	upside-down moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	huge toasty quilted egg gun of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	knitted Socratic brainy army helmet of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	lime green candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	yellow napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	rotten Thanksgiving ration	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	lousy weak upside-down Easter eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	vaporized clovermint	1		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	auspicious Lo Pan's Samson's weightlifter's nylon Christmas stockings	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	skewed tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	enhanced triple-anodized pulsating deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	wobbly McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	narrow greasy sizzling McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	energetic deadly McHugeLarge left pole of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	avaricious personal trainer's McHugeLarge right pole of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	perfumed MacGyver's McHugeLarge left ski	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	McHugeLarge right ski of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	huge 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	powdered eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	tumbling brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	blurry dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	fuchsia dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	blurry blinking dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	purple cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	twirling pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	squat server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	ghostly red dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	tumbling logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	dried psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	ghostly green dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	mirror dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	huge OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	mirror skewed insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	deionized spinning synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 60
11834	adjusted pressed iDrops	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 64
11835	blinking shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	huge toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	tumbling scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	yellow flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	yellow phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	shaking foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	denatured huge scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	mirror table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	watered-down smooth pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	distilled huge phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	shaking crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	fuchsia spoon	0		
11869	green unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	boiled narrow leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	rotten Heck ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	flavorless half-sized burrito	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	normal small beer brat	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	gigantic moldy red peach pie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	adequate gigantic pulsating incredible mini-pizza	10	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	mediocre Divine sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	hand-crafted olive narrow tangarita sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	acceptable gimlet sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	tolerable practically non-alcoholic vodka stratocaster sidecar	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	bad weak prussian cathouse sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	perfectly mixed Mon Tiki sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	skewed wholesome experienced April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	blurry glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	jittery spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	pickled dry wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	lousy narrow Three Sheets to the Wind	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	decent pile of wet dates	4	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	wet shower cap of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	wool wet shower shoes	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	huge spinning ruddy wet shower shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	jittery wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	olive wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	nitrogenated wobbly wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	alkaline modified bouncing squat wet paperback	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	spinning executive wet shower radio	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	ghostly birthday bloon of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11903	galvanized jawwetter	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 46
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	mansplainer's studded Samson's Peridot of Peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	terrycloth turban of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
11907	medical-grade jockey's hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11908	wholesome sharpshooter's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
11909	lard-coated extra-tight skullcap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11910	narrow groovy sturdy pith helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11911	tumbling dog trainer's bishop's mitre	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11912	groovy tin foil hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11913	groovy construction hardhat	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11914	auspicious imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Item Drop: +10
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	jittery bouncing shaking sinister stylish bycocket	0		Spell Damage: +10
11917	maroon Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	wobbly packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	blurry exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	mirror Rosewater's Axis helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30
11925	perfumed quilted Axis fatigues	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +5
11926	double-paned friendly Axis suspenders	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	ghostly pulsating really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	shaking olive nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	purple Lo Pan's Allied Radio Backpack of wisdom of doom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	huge orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	pulsating ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	fancy rotten Skeleton Wars rations	3	crappy	Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 30
11938	bad skeleton war fuel can	3	decent	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	teal mirror bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	chaotic rock-hard Allied Forces insignia of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
11945	olive Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	boiled diffused Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	upside-down supercharged bully badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	slick time cop top hat	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	blinking Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	denatured upside-down mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	tiny spoiled twirling toast with mixed berry jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	moldy huge cup of sugar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	diet decent Susie's cupcake	1	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	wobbly clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	nasty chaotic the gun of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	boozy smooth wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	teal really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	squat sand penny	0		
11962	undersea surveying goggles of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	lousy irresponsibly strong Ocean-Touched Rum	9	decent	
11964	denatured water-logged pill	1		
11965	bland kelp puck	3	decent	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	skewed scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	blurry waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	magnetized concentrated adjusted red octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 63
11972	narrow durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	olive Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	teal packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	red unblemished pearl	0		
11977	squat wobbly auspicious dentadent	0		Item Drop: +10
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	miser's knitted coward's mansplainer's smooth blood cubic zirconia of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -5, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	powdered yellow blood thinner	1		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	fortified acceptable pheromone cocktail	5	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	stale thick spinal tapas	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	cyan Lo Pan's occult Da Vinci's shrunken head	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	gray small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	squat huge knucklebone	0		
12052	hand-crafted huge skewed Smoking Pope	3	EPIC	
12053	flavorless mirror mirror prize turkey	3	decent	
12054	altered ghostly medicinal gruel	1		
12055	spoiled full-sized pumpkin pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	fancy lousy vodka cranberry sauce	4	decent	Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	pressed dry squat yammed candy	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	normal treasure chestnut	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	acceptable watered-down shaking mulled butter rum	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	colloidal cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	stanky plastic left skeleton arm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	flame-retardant plastic left skeleton leg	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	spinning squat plastic right skeleton arm of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	fireproof plastic right skeleton leg	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	upside-down lion tamer's plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	purple medical-grade wizardly angelbone kilt	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	careful angelbone totem	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	cyan supercool angelbone chopsticks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	huge rosewater-soaked occult angelbone mantle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	frosty angelbone dice	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	inspector's angelbone halo of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	pickled angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	denatured enhanced pulsating twirling biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 55
12076	Lo Pan's Herculean devilbone helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	jittery gray zippy devilbone greaves	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	occult devilbone shinguards of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	pulsating devilbone corset of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	gravedigger's lion tamer's devilbone flute	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	rosewater-soaked devilbone rosary	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	diluted lime green devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	corrupted Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 36
12116	ghostly twirling burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	green burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	red burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	ghostly Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	blinking wizardly extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	shaking The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	smooth weak Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	watered-down delicious bottle of prize-winning rum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	clever Herculean boxer's Santa-Slayer medal	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	flattened ionized boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	colloidal blinking boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	polymerized corrupted boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	sinister dangerous stylish smoldering vertebra	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	wobbly skewed seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	blinking jittery smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	blurry volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	jittery extremely unsafe deadly brainy hot boning knife	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	olive manspreader's dangerous fistbone of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	blurry crafty burnt bone belt of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	cool scorched skull trophy	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	bite-sized bland wing bone	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	hand-crafted weak skeleton venom	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	vaporized spinning spinning squat baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	rosewater-soaked plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	gray plastic skeleton skull of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	wool plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	stanky scorched skeleton mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	fuchsia hardened scorched skeleton shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	family-friendly scorched skeleton pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	spinning messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	gray Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	ghostly Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	purple Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	Socratic Samson's fireproof bonesaw	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	toasty ruddy vermiculite shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ghostly hale ship's lantern	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	supercharged sage heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	tiny decent traditional gingerloaf	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	lousy huge Scotch and eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	modified counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	distilled artisanal skewed &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	normal teal bouncing wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	magnetized quadruple-dry gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 19
12179	lime green dangerous glimmering crystal of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	purple boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	blurry boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	huge unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	modified pressed huge Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	colloidal corrupted Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	triple-moist enhanced olive blinking Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	yellow bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	teal clever arcane researcher's and dress	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	narrow hardy rock-hard and dress	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	warmed dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	tumbling gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	ruddy dinosaur bone club	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	censurious dinosaur skull helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	shaking frightening hardy dinosaur bone corset of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	lousy practically non-alcoholic Pork Elf cough syrup	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	ghostly Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	twirling Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	normal rat pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	jittery squat Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	reassuring sharpshooter's Tesla hoverboard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	wholesome forbidden left shark fin of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	steel-toed fitness tracking bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	altered candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	small moldy tumbling discarded hot dog	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	acceptable most of a beer	4	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	blue pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	cyan legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	spoiled can of tuna	4	crappy	
12227	adequate alien salad	3	good	
12228	stale diet ratbatatouille	1	decent	
12229	gigantic stale onigiri	6	decent	
12230	spoiled mirror crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	adequate sauced mutton	3	good	
12232	yummy hot honey ant	4	awesome	
12233	flavorless tomb aspic	3	decent	
12234	adequate twirling later tots	3	good	
12235	normal huge Frutti di Scatoletta	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	flavorless miniature twirling Pesto alla Marziano	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	tasty blinking Arrattabbattabiata	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	rotten half-sized Orzo di Riso	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	half-sized stale Pasta Grimavera	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	decent Linguini Ubriacapa	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	decent enchanted mirror Formica e Pepe	3	good	Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	yummy twirling narrow Tubetto Gelatto	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	stale low-calorie Gnocci Domani	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	huge Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	upside-down scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	teal skewed curative Samson's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
12253	adequate premium turkey leg	3	good	
12254	acceptable watered-down styrofoam cup of mead	2	good	
12255	upside-down inspector's sword	0		Item Drop: +15
12256	medical-grade staff	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
12257	asbestos-lined lute	0		Hot Resistance: +5
12258	mirror blinking shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	purple Temple Grandin's manspreader's Socratic The Wizard's Android	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	spinning juggling ball	0		
12263	upside-down inspector's therapeutic tactical jester's cap	0		Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	squat rosewater-soaked flimsy plastic helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +3
12266	sizzling flimsy plastic greaves	0		Hot Damage: +10
12267	tumbling olive weightlifter's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Muscle: +15
12268	deadly flimsy plastic shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5
12269	fuchsia packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	medical-grade Sinatra's boxer's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	double-paned razor-sharp Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5
12272	snack-sized moldy classic banana	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	bland watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	bland diet quince	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	huge Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	tumbling upside-down Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	yummy classic banana pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	concentrated pickled essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	liquefied banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	drinkable Aesop Daiquiri	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	mediocre weak Monkey Congress	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	flavorless gray watermelon pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	vacuum-sealed concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	chilled magnetized Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	boozy drinkable Melonegroni	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	tolerable spirit-forward purple Melonade Spritz	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	diet normal quince pie	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	moist quince quaff	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	frozen Quickquince	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	triple-distilled hand-crafted Quiskey Sour	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	bad Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	weak bad shaking Roth IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	horrifying rock-hard underdraft protection	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	jumbo decent soybean futures	5	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	wet housing bubble	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	moist Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 61
12298	Samson's financial instrument of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	arcane researcher's Newton's hedge fund clippers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	Newton's selling shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	greedy 401k ring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	double-chilled narrow invisible hand	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	chilled corrupted circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	chilled mint	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	squat savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	powdered toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dried ghostly intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	diluted green liquid asset	1		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	blinking gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	special tolerable huge Malattia Becco Malbec	3	good	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 35
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	ghostly Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"