-1	smooth Petite Porter	3	awesome	
-2	strong lousy Scrawny Stout	5	decent	
-3	acceptable Infinitesimal IPA	3	good	
-4	artisanal eggnogtini	4	EPIC	
-5	smooth candycaine	4	awesome	
-6	spirit-forward drinkable braincracker sweet	5	good	
-16	hand-crafted fermented honey	3	EPIC	
-17	smooth weak special spinning moons-shine	2	awesome	
-18	hand-crafted gin	4	EPIC	
-19	perfectly mixed ecto-nog	3	EPIC	
-20	tolerable practically non-alcoholic hot toady	1	good	
-21	tolerable watered-down blurry hot choculate	2	good	
-49	irresponsibly strong artisanal Cyder	9	EPIC	
-50	lousy watered-down Oil Nog	2	decent	
-51	watered-down tolerable Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	2	good	
-58	tolerable shaking Grimacider	4	good	
-59	bad upside-down Isotope Nog	4	decent	
-60	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Mutagin 'n' Tonic	1	good	
-70	perfectly mixed special Gin and Herring	4	EPIC	
-71	tolerable Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	good	
-72	drinkable Antarctic Ice Tea	3	good	
-76	boozy artisanal cyan CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	5	EPIC	
-77	drinkable red CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	good	
-78	artisanal watered-down olive CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	2	EPIC	
-82	irresponsibly strong mediocre narrow Horseradish-infused Vodka	8	decent	
-83	bad weak Jerkitini	2	decent	
-84	hand-crafted Desert Island Iced Tea	4	EPIC	
-88	acceptable skewed Crimbo Saketini	3	good	
-89	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Crimboku Drop	1	good	
-90	lousy extra-dry upside-down cyan Flaming Crimbo Log	5	decent	
-107	perfectly mixed Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	EPIC	
-108	mediocre Hot Buttered Rum	3	decent	
-109	enchanted perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic skewed Spicy Hot Chocolate	1	EPIC